BAM

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

BanditoBoom

This, effectively, would not change anything….except perhaps yes there may be some cost savings to corporations….but we are also talking about a very large and presumably expensive shift in a system that has been operating (and built around) the quarterly system for a very long time. Let’s leave the cost discussion to the side for a moment….this wouldn’t actually change anything. The best ran companies have long-term strategic views, those strategic bets get broken down into shorter-term goals, which then translate into quarterly targets (not necessarily revenue based although for sure there are quarterly revenue / margin targets), which translates down to individual teams in the company. Poorly ran companies select KPIs and metrics that are short-term focused and is important for individual bonuses in the moment…but lose track of the long-term goals and strategic bets. The best ran companies have KPIs and metrics for their managers that are directly tied to the longer-term bets…meaning your bonus this quarter is based on KPIs that support our long-term bets…not based on some short term revenue or margin needs. Moving to a 6 month reporting structure would do nothing but make the market more volatile. Rather than having a 3 month check-in to see if a company is on track to do what management said they are going to do…we now have 6 months for bad news to snowball and BAM! More volatility. Or…and I can’t stress this enough and is more likely where Trump is coming from….you get more fraud and abuse from leadership with less scrutiny by investors.

NotawoodpeckerOwner

Brookfield always fascinates me. The fact they're able to make so much money off their garbage spinoffs has baffled me for ages now. BEP, BIP, the now defunct real estate arm and the newest con, BAM.  I've watched these pretty much scams it runs for a decade or so now and it's really made me realize, yes the average investor is actually that dumb. So it's helped me not jump on bearish thesis too quick.

Outside_Ad4446

I would be RICH in pre market everyday, but as soon as the bell rings BAM POOR..

Friendo_Marx

Just choose randomly. BAM, WPC, ARCC.

Recent_Register_2952

Try to sell the guy drugs. If he arrests you, BAM gotem'.

Onebadosteopathswag

nvidia under $170. BAM

copy-N-paster

BAM, love Brookfield

macronancer

He just needs to sell 1 share to someone for like $3,000 and BAM $8.5 trillion dollar market cap

Almostofar

Every time we've been in this kind of trouble... Rates get cut and a couple months later, BAM

salty0waldo

From the 2023 press release by Westinghouse and it was a joint consortium for Brookfield between Asset Management (BAM) and Renewable Partners (BEP). Not really sure how it changed since.

Joe_Early_MD

I have not until you said something. I’m just saying your story checks out with my more limited observations. You are probably right about next week too because this has happened to me several times. Me selling options on a reasonably volatile stock of a company that is just this side of profitability. It’s in a channel, things are predictable and then BAM💥 i sell covered calls and it moons. My upside is severely limited and I make a little but not as much as I could have.

Late-Many1410

I also need to take a look at this. Had my head wrapped up in my on theories I havnt seen this ones chart yet. That was just my message to any newbies who just think any level is safe. Oh it’s a cent and you dropped $1000 on it. Can’t go much lower right? BAM. Half a cent the next morning lol. Anyway. I’ll go take a look at this chart now.

Fit_Neighborhood9251

Everyone is clutching their purse, waiting for NVDA earnings, before joining the casino again. But the casino waits for noone. Orange might announce the well waited big deal with Mars and BAM - SPY at 700.

Tarnmaster

After doing home loans for 39 years I learned, if you're buying a condo, the newer the better. It is common for associations not to collect enough HOA dues and then BAM! $50k special assessment in an older project.

BarryMihupinner

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! I'm like Buffet on Nantucket with these predictions from Omaha. YEEHAW!

BarryMihupinner

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

AssistanceChance5454

Stack up a couple weeks of no news and BAM! Like it never happened!

LeadershipSecure1664

jpow says no rate cuts, then BAM !!!! nosedive

big_balls_doge

Heres a greeen little candle… BAM red dildo

HEYZORT

This is the way. I’m in also. Similar setup as OPEN and GME; hated first, sky high SI, slowly grinds up and BAM I expect tomorrow we’ll grind up and AH will be fireworks, into Friday, looking to sell at x2 some of the position and keep the rest as moonbag

DonutsOnTheWall

NVDA to 200 easily. BAM BAM BAM. Breakfast with champagne and bear meat.

Retropixl

BEP operates as its own separate entity. I would just invest in BN because it’s exposed to BAM, BEP, etc. instead of just investing in one of their sectors.

WallStreetBetsCALLSS

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

BigUncleHeavy

Jim Cramer is an excellent source for investment ideas. Just do the opposite of what he says and \*BAM!\* you're up 200% in 1 year!

TheCosmicBulge369

I thought it found a bottom around $245, but nope! It's still grabbing asses aggressively around the $235 area. Anyone else think it's really about to deprive itself and start slumming around $215? Anyone? Anyone??? Puts gonna' PUT!!! All jokes aside the Healthcare names don't play around. When you least expect it, BAM!!! They come back like a flaming case of the junk pimples!

Zestyclose-Storm-270

Ok so the time to get in is ASAP. This is a LIVE company. Their CNSide platform rolls out commercially within the next 14 days... The perfect time to get would have been on Thursday. We are already up 20% in one day. As for if it is a short term or long term? Let's talk about what the company is doing. Their CNSide platform is rolling out ANY day now. This is going to be starting in only Texas but has the backing of national cancer institute, several renown doctors,physicians, scientists.. And is being rolled out to several hospitals and institutions IMMEDIATELY. Then over the next 13 months they will slowly distribute nationally. This ALONE is an amazing driving factor/catalyst They are having overwhelming success in their clinical trials with their Lead drug REYOBIQ. It is designed to deliver a high dose of radiation directly to tumors in the brain and central nervous system while minimizing harm to surrounding healthy tissues. Plus Therapeutics also has another product in preclinical development called 188RNL-BAM,. This therapy aims to treat solid organ cancers, including primary and secondary liver cancers. They will be presenting at the SNO/ASCO CNS Metastases Conference in Baltimore, MD from August 14-16. They will be showcasing two presentations related to their CNSide platform. One presentation will focus on the ReSPECT-LM clinical trial results, and the other will be an educational symposium.

Full_Send_Felix

Idea, if your puts aren't printing, buy a couple shares of whatever stock you own puts in, and BAM, watch that fucker drop.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

scotthan

My experience exactly. Everyone in the late 90s was a genius and day trader on the side. Many quit their jobs. You were like a monkey throwing a dart and everyone hit a bullseye. I thought I was a genius, being in the computer field, I had my eye on a penny stock that made optical fiber cables …. “This is the future!” …. OCCF … it was my first 10 bagger, got in at $9. Back in those days you had a real broker you had to call on the phone ! …. I was saving for a house, and when it got to $120 I was ready to sell. I called my broker to sell it all, he called me back a few hours later and said, “I’ve got some news, your sell order was delayed and executed at $132!” I also tried to get in on the Yahoo IPO …. I was naive and though my just anyone on the street could buy shares at IPO price on the day of opening trades …. My broker called and said, “hey, I can only get you half the shares you want because opening bell is 2x IPO price” …. “No, thanks, I’ll pass” …. I partly passed because my friends father who made it rich in oil said to me, “who is going to invest in a company with that name?! … Yahoo?! … are you kidding me? … is their mascot a cowboy on a horse with a 6 shooter?!” So yeah, good times. Then it hit like a brick …. BAM! … it wasn’t exactly like that, it takes a little longer than history shows it … prices start to fall and everything thinks, “stocks are on sale! You better dollar cost average if you’re going to make money” … then it keeps dropping, you keep buying because there was a dead cat bounce .. it ticked up a little, maybe, maybe … but no. And then the panic kicks in and people sell. And then it really drops … but in reality, it takes months for all this to play out. At the time, I think my 401K balance was $100K and it dropped to like $65K …. But it was a great lesson. From that point on, I was a couch potato “set it and forget” type investor …. Max out 401K and save for early retirement. Through all the next major events, I just steadied and held fast …. Sure there were big dips, but it always recovered. A smart man told me, “never bet against the US economy.” …. And said there will always be people that say, “but this time is different” … just ignore them.

ninjagorilla

08 was scary bc it was FAST and sort of out of nowhere. I know some people saw the signals but most people didn’t, we were riding the high and then BAM. Covid you could see coming a bit more as it spread around the world. It was quick but it was over a month or so. That everything locked up. The biggest thing is we haven’t had a real prolonged downturn in a generation, where things stay down for 3-5 years and everyone is telling you you’re a fool for investing in stocks

UnderstandingOne6555

Let’s see what everyone thinks. First there are multiple technology magazines or websites that all agree Sunhydrogen has “breakthrough “ technology. I’m not listing them just do a search yourself to find out. 2nd. Sunhydrogen has definitely hit their target dates many times every step of the way so far INCLUDING the test field that will be up and running soon. I seriously doubt they would be putting it together if they did not absolutely believe it will not do exactly what they want. 3rd. Take a look at ALL their strategic partners. Again I’m not listing them, check them out. I have not heard of any of those partners dispute that they are working with them. Surely Honda must think Sunhydrogen has something special. So WHY have we not seen a HUGE jump in share price? True they do have ALOT of shares but bottom line company WILL be worth ALOT more than $200 million. A big factor currently could be day traders keeping price from going up too much because the stock has been consistently predictable for day traders to jump in and out to make 5-8% relatively easy. I think that changes when we get more good news and we have a REAL jump likes 10-20 cents which I do think is coming in the next month or two depending on how quickly the test field is up and running. I also expect we should be hearing from some big companies or other institutions that have taken LARGE stakes in the company and have purchased HUNDRED OF MILLIONS of shares. You can be sure that AFTER they have all the shares they want, THEN they will help spread the word about Sunhydrogen and BAM the prices will really take off. Just my thoughts and definitely interested in others that agree or disagree and why. YES I am definitely heavily invested and very hopeful but I do believe they have something that could make their share prices go way higher.

Outside_Ad4446

HCTI pulling that KSS before market PUMP theeeen BAM RUG PULL AT OPEN...🤣🤣

whyshw

TSLA should robotaxi celebrities to the next mega award show. And BAM the stock will shoot higher past 400

WallStreetBetsCALLSS

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

Ikeelu

It's easy to say you would have sold, but sometimes selling is the hardest part. Seriously seeing the gains, sometimes you think its going to just keep going up. People get FOMO, the price starts to jump up quickly. You are checking your portfolio and sometimes see 5-10% gains in a single day, than BAM! Ride it back down..the next cycle comes, your happy you held, and the bull run comes again. Your now much higher than last time feeling like a genius, but do you have the balls to sell and not fall for it again?

BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Sorry, but we're all really just guessing here. You don't have any way to know for sure that HFTs dumped shares because of "TA indicators on options" - whatever that means. And yes, I understand de-hedging based on delta. But that happens continuously and gradually in real time - not all at once. Look at the one minute candles on the chart. The price is falling gradually, then BAM - massive red candle. That would not have been caused initially by MMs de-hedging delta - it would have been caused by huge sell orders. Which in turn *would* cause a delta dump, but that comes after. Also, I don't know why you're talking about calls expiring Friday not mattering for hedging purposes. Of course they do. MMs still gotta hedge according to the math - not because someone says "oh these calls are expiring Friday, we don't need to hedge for them anymore". Definitely not the way it works.

SuspiciousStress1

Is thag what causes the price to drop sharply today?? It was doing so great, then BAM, then slow crawl from there.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

Throw_Away_TrdJrnl

Dude same triggered my trailing stop loss and then BAM! We just gotta be happy we made some money, there's ALWAYS more money that could have been made in hindsight :)

THCoffeeslinga

AGRI is gunna kill it soon. Just announced upcoming upgrades to its off-grid Bitcoin mining operation which is already impressive! 5000% growth predicted for this year alone! BAM

yoyaisgang

Only Good News! Starwood Property Trust said on Wednesday it would acquire real estate operating platform Fundamental Income Properties for about $2.2 billion Fundamental, owned by Brookfield Asset Management $BN $BAM

yoyaisgang

Google inks US$3 billion hydropower deal in largest clean energy agreement of its kind The deal between Google and Brookfield Asset Management includes initial 20-year power purchase agreements, totaling US$3 billion $BN $BAM

jpm0719

I mean sure they did, all they have to do is flip a switch and BAM coke will be made with real sugar. It isn't like they have been using something else since 1985...this guy is a fucking moron. I don't believe anything that comes out of his mouth. Until Coke says it, this is just bullshit for the sake of bullshit.

TemptingChocolate

lol I was just saying "I don't trust this pump.. guess I was wrong".. and then BAM

RealThing24

Same here. 11 years at Dell - 150K - one week warning. BAM. Audios, sucker. Change is happening & there will be suffering. Hustle people. Save your money. And remember to VOTE the bums out.

FinestCrusader

NEGG shouldn't be rising but for some reason it does. I bought it at 13, sold at 15, bought at 20, sold at 24. Both times it had no reason to be priced the way it was and I though there was no possibility of upwards movement. Each time after I sell, a few days pass and BAM the fucker goes up massively. Watch me not buy it now and it will do $70 in a short while.

brucekeller

Watching retired NHL enforcer Nick Tarnasky punch that slow drunk golfer while saying 'BAM' each punch and tossing the guy like a sack of potatoes definitely brightened my day up some.

mike_cruso

Yep, seems perfectly reasonable. Even as a newb I fully understand what you're saying. BUT - Fidelity treats it differently. They don't care which leg you close... in a day trading scenario, you MUST exit the same way you entered (anything greater than 0DTE doesn't apply). Granted, I may be conflating a margin call with a "day trade call"... but I'd like to avoid both. As to the latter... ask me how I know. :) Legged out of the short side first... and BAM... day trade call. Ultimately I'm trying to avoid both a margin call AND/OR a day trade call. I guess what you're saying is that only the latter is applicable in this case?

Calm-Television5780

1st spike: cool cool, this is kinda easy 2nd spike: hook set 3rd spike: fuck it, ima hold for that wife changing money BAM, off the cliff he goes

Fearless_Strike5651

Are you tired of winning yet hope you didn’t listen to these idiots and short !!! I’ll be retiring this week BAM!!!!!!! Stay wok stay broke

_hiddenscout

>Meta eyes raising $29B to fund AI data center push, FT reports Meta (META) is eyeing raising $29B to fund its major push into AI, turning to private capital firms to finance its data center expansion in the U.S., the Financial Times' Eric Platt, Oliver Barnes, and Hannah Murphy report. Discussions between the social media giant and private credit investors have advanced, with major players including Apollo (APO), KKR (KKR), Brookfield (BAM), Carlyle (CG), and Pimco involved in the talks, the authors say, citing people familiar with the matter. Meta is seeking to raise $3B of equity from these firms and then an additional $26B of debt, the authors note.

TriNone

Holy damn I had a GOOGL 175C i thought was gonna expire worthless. Then BAM!

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

1acedude

I’ve wanted to do longer expirations but the Trump factor feels like all fundamentals are out. Something seems like a good trade then BAM we bombed Iran and now my position is close to worthless. And all the news seems to deliberately come after hours. How are you overcoming that

Soossaaaa

Ligma choccy milk. burry said time to buy buy buy buy gourds. sticky gourds. BAM!

pale_blue_womp

Bing bop boom bop bing bop BAM.

Notmikeyouidiot

I open a position we go sidewasy for hours and hours i finally close then BAM VOLATILITY X1000

classy_coder

The markets are acting like they don’t care about my tweets — total DISASTER! Maybe they’re too busy listening to sleepy Joe and the fake news clowns. But when I give the signal, BAM — they’ll rocket higher than ever. Nobody moves markets like me, believe me! Get ready for the BIGGEST comeback in history!!

Independent-Tree-985

Imagine joining the National Guard thinking you'd never have to actually do something and then *BAM* Mango

MillionBEAR_

We worked so hard to refine and perfect the perfect group of custom emojis and then ##BAM!! They took it all away from us in seconds

leatherdungarees

SPY really really wants to dump, I see those candles then BAM shrek cocked immediately across the face

Mindless_Meet_8535

Can anyone explain what happened on my RH account. I am freaking the F out rn. I have my RH account set to CASH account. Today i started with like $550 buying power. I bought 1 iwm put strike $208 at $0.38. Then i bought 10 more at $0.18 to lower average. I then sold the 11 puts at $0.10. I took the loss. Then a while later i bought 1 iwm put strike $209 at $0.35. Then i bought 10 at $0.22 to lower average. I then sold the 11 puts at $0.24. Made $10 dollars. Then i went to eat and when i came back like 20 min before close, i checked RH and everything was normal. I was checking my only other option i have which is an Opendoor call for 2027. I did not have any other options. I switched tabs to read the daily threads comments for a couple minutes and decided i was done for the day. So then i switched back to my RH tab to close it and BAM it said i had an account deficit and on my options it said i had SOLD a IWM PUT. WTF! I am freaking out rn. Does anyone know what happened. Could it be a glitch??

Wanna_make_cash

And there's the bad news to cancel out the good news. Sigh. Just when things start to look better, BAM, we get slapped right back down. This will not be pretty. He's probably going to go absolutely ballistic on tariffs as retaliation for this and the taco comments since he has absolutely free reign to do so. At least until appeals court makes a ruling and/or supreme court, but also if they rule in favor of him, welp it's over I'll see you all in the upcoming depression and economic collapse.

onebigdookie

sigh* see it’s 🥷’s like these that make me think I can do the same shit, then I put $250 in there and BAM it’s fucking gone in 3 weeks fuck allat

Power1254

Dude it really is. Why dont you just buy 5 houses and rent them? Fuck that. Buy 10 houses and rent them out. Making money is so easy why dont people realize this. Dude buy 100 houses and rent them, youl be a millionaire in 4 weeks of your time. Make sure the tenants pay rent on your schedule. BAM that's 1 month rent a week.

prana_fish

The last dump post-earnings day was epic. Lulled everyone to be complacent because the earnings and guidance were good, after hours price action was mild, and then BAM. Dump at open.

paper_plains

We’re gonna get a lil pump here, then at 11am BAM herpes.

ghostghost2024

Bruh… Walmart dropped earnings and the shit went nowhere. Sideways AF. Like, congrats on the mediocrity? Target probably gonna pull the same bullshit—drop some mid-ass earnings, and everyone shrugs for like 2-3 weeks. Then outta nowhere some random degenerate throws YOLO puts on the dip, and BAM, Target tanks and they print tendies so hard they break Robinhood. That’s the WSB way. We don’t trade on logic. We bet on vibes, caffeine, and emotional damage. We are **emotional bettors**, not investors. That’s why we never win sustainably—just one glorious win followed by six weeks of pain and margin calls. And don’t even get me started on today’s United Healthcare hype. Everyone acting like UNH was about to touch the fucking moon—and it just sat there. Literally did nothing. Like watching a rock. Welcome to the market. Nothing makes sense. Everything’s fake.

MadDongla

SP comes out - says : " Folks ,we got nothing. Here's more ads on youtube , and now u can customize what ads u get , so , there's that " BAM INSTADEATH for GOOG. >!And then the ber wakes up from his nap !<

Fkthisst93

Unh call holders lmao... Just getting a bit of the taste of sweetness and suddenly BAM

Emilio___Molestevez

I actually took a fucking enormous L on $RL puts once. I don't even remember what happened it just seemed like such a no-brainer and then BAM retard pump fuck me

carsboardsnwater

Love seeing the down votes and hate, then BAM. Let em hate, no one in here knows anything but how to lose money.

freehouse_throwaway

lol just when you think the buying is slowing down... BAM

Charming_Raccoon4361

with Brookfield Corp BN, you get exposure to BAM too

HoneySaltBadger

We had a guy charting it (shout out to BAM). He predicted it to sag into the low 4s yesterday. We kept it higher given the circumstances. They hit hard. He’s predicting a $6.5 run between today and tomorrow … but … it’s really dependent on the momentum and if we can keep volume. Hoping for the best. We need people to stay in and to not get panicked

DonutsOnTheWall

all lights green. BAM!

Straight-Annual8687

50k savings account at 4% x 30 years and BAM, like it never happened

HoneySaltBadger

Nice! Obviously you know the stock game. Everything is very, very circumstantial. The people involved think it has the potential to be 3-4X GameStop. There’s a guy that’s been on this account for 3 years and believes it can reach 2-3k. That’s really hard for any of us to realistically wrap our minds around. There’s a guy named BAM on Twitter that really does some insane work with charting. I’m going to ask him his feedback

Odd_Entrepreneur2815

I’m with you on this and think we beat the same drum lol! Market Cap: $800M selling at 5-7.5PE, .67x EBITDA, 1x FCF, 1x current marketing budget, 1.3x this years CapEx Budget RE owned: $5B-$10B (look up SPG/BAM buyout to see this is right) FCF: $700M+ Earnings: $109M posted ~$170M when adjusted EBITDA $1.241B Debt schedule shows $4.7B in debt for leases yet $3.9B is future lease extensions(this is a note in their 10-k) Annual Marketing Budget: $800M Fair Market Value of $KSS is $35-$70 depending on how you run the math. This is just insane to me. Ope and forgot a Short Interest at 50%+ so greater than GME and AMC at their peaks when 98% of shares are owned by institutional investors

Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

I remember them in 2018. That sub is the biggest doomers , all fuckin happy they are cash and shit. then BAM Christmas and they were silent night.

softboiledjadepotato

for real, QQQ and SPY hit -7%, and just before /ES did the same, BAM! massive influx of cash

MaxDragonMan

I bought before BAM and BN split off into two, but for one reason or another I sold it to make a buy of something else. (So this would've been in the $40-50 range.) Don't be me. I've done this a couple times now. Best thing to do with BN is to just buy more.

AGenerousG0d

Had a dream that Lauren Phillips grabbed my arm, walked me to my bedroom and jumped on my bed. Then BAM I wake up. Fuk me right?

djalski

i was just looking over some charts and BAM what in the world is happening here.

itsmeBenMarsh

Lol Uber did nothing all day then BAM why tho

jackrebneysfern

He was really right. His first term stupid tax cuts juiced up an already overvalued stock market, then the Covid printing press HE fired up, with no oversight btw, he fired that dude in a week and never replaced him. Causes another false market boom with every MTG wanna be taking a PPP loan and dumping it in equities since Covid had expenditures down there was no place else to put it. Then fast fed to Biden taking office, 6 months later things are opening for commerce and BAM!! Massive inflation. Wonder why? Maybe printing money and handing it out in WADS, not $3000 to Betty, that’s chump change. Millions handed to “businesses” with no oversight whatsoever. Who drove up the real estate market? Corporate real estate sitting on a PILE of Trump bucks. The list can go forever. This btw is not equal to an endorsement of all that Obama, Biden etc accomplished and didn’t. They were flawed but not idiots. If you listen to Trump and DONT here a WWE promoter there’s no help

DueNefariousness5643

Yeah, he is!! The house always lets you get he first couple..... Then BAM $0 cuz you nuked your shit

acrossthepondfriend

GOOG 20% BRK.B 10% KKR 10% BX 10% APO 10% BAM 10% WM 10% META 10% MSFT 10% thoughts? I cannot buy an ETF unfortunately due to EU regulations

IAdoreAnimals69

During the tariff fun I was scalping SPX out of major fucking boredom, and I made $6k in seconds. I had a 490 or something call open, waiting for a nice $100 profit, tried to close it but my limit kept getting missed, tried to panic sell at a loss but fudged up my key pressing, then BAM the fake tweet about tariff pauses came out and the call shot from $2k to 13k in seconds. By the time I worked out whe fuck had happened I managed to close at $8k. In summary, I have this magical ability to read the market...

Ok_Truth3295

I teresting to see how covid had similar rates and then BAM

CreamyBehemoth

I hate the people who try and inflate the options chain lmao. It’ll be like $0.30, $0.22, $0.15 BAM $1.56 no one is going to buy that you fuckin retard 

therewasjesse

But the market is forward looking…so BAM, we’re already in the clear.

kraven-more-head

"recession indicators" have been flashing for the last 3 years... and they constantly flash and are pretty worthless. what we did have until the tariffs was a surprisingly strong jobs report and cooling inflation... then BAM! punch in the face.

kus_rabbak

canadian election liberal win - you want $BAM brookfield asset management - the new PMs "former" business. domiciled in the cayman islands for the tax dodge lol. its having a good day