BAM

_hiddenscout

>Meta eyes raising $29B to fund AI data center push, FT reports Meta (META) is eyeing raising $29B to fund its major push into AI, turning to private capital firms to finance its data center expansion in the U.S., the Financial Times' Eric Platt, Oliver Barnes, and Hannah Murphy report. Discussions between the social media giant and private credit investors have advanced, with major players including Apollo (APO), KKR (KKR), Brookfield (BAM), Carlyle (CG), and Pimco involved in the talks, the authors say, citing people familiar with the matter. Meta is seeking to raise $3B of equity from these firms and then an additional $26B of debt, the authors note.

TriNone

Holy damn I had a GOOGL 175C i thought was gonna expire worthless. Then BAM!

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM!

1acedude

I’ve wanted to do longer expirations but the Trump factor feels like all fundamentals are out. Something seems like a good trade then BAM we bombed Iran and now my position is close to worthless. And all the news seems to deliberately come after hours. How are you overcoming that

Soossaaaa

Ligma choccy milk. burry said time to buy buy buy buy gourds. sticky gourds. BAM!

pale_blue_womp

Bing bop boom bop bing bop BAM.

Notmikeyouidiot

I open a position we go sidewasy for hours and hours i finally close then BAM VOLATILITY X1000

classy_coder

The markets are acting like they don’t care about my tweets — total DISASTER! Maybe they’re too busy listening to sleepy Joe and the fake news clowns. But when I give the signal, BAM — they’ll rocket higher than ever. Nobody moves markets like me, believe me! Get ready for the BIGGEST comeback in history!!

Independent-Tree-985

Imagine joining the National Guard thinking you'd never have to actually do something and then *BAM* Mango

MillionBEAR_

We worked so hard to refine and perfect the perfect group of custom emojis and then ##BAM!! They took it all away from us in seconds

leatherdungarees

SPY really really wants to dump, I see those candles then BAM shrek cocked immediately across the face

Mindless_Meet_8535

Can anyone explain what happened on my RH account. I am freaking the F out rn. I have my RH account set to CASH account. Today i started with like $550 buying power. I bought 1 iwm put strike $208 at $0.38. Then i bought 10 more at $0.18 to lower average. I then sold the 11 puts at $0.10. I took the loss. Then a while later i bought 1 iwm put strike $209 at $0.35. Then i bought 10 at $0.22 to lower average. I then sold the 11 puts at $0.24. Made $10 dollars. Then i went to eat and when i came back like 20 min before close, i checked RH and everything was normal. I was checking my only other option i have which is an Opendoor call for 2027. I did not have any other options. I switched tabs to read the daily threads comments for a couple minutes and decided i was done for the day. So then i switched back to my RH tab to close it and BAM it said i had an account deficit and on my options it said i had SOLD a IWM PUT. WTF! I am freaking out rn. Does anyone know what happened. Could it be a glitch??

Wanna_make_cash

And there's the bad news to cancel out the good news. Sigh. Just when things start to look better, BAM, we get slapped right back down. This will not be pretty. He's probably going to go absolutely ballistic on tariffs as retaliation for this and the taco comments since he has absolutely free reign to do so. At least until appeals court makes a ruling and/or supreme court, but also if they rule in favor of him, welp it's over I'll see you all in the upcoming depression and economic collapse.

onebigdookie

sigh* see it’s 🥷’s like these that make me think I can do the same shit, then I put $250 in there and BAM it’s fucking gone in 3 weeks fuck allat

Power1254

Dude it really is. Why dont you just buy 5 houses and rent them? Fuck that. Buy 10 houses and rent them out. Making money is so easy why dont people realize this. Dude buy 100 houses and rent them, youl be a millionaire in 4 weeks of your time. Make sure the tenants pay rent on your schedule. BAM that's 1 month rent a week.

prana_fish

The last dump post-earnings day was epic. Lulled everyone to be complacent because the earnings and guidance were good, after hours price action was mild, and then BAM. Dump at open.

paper_plains

We’re gonna get a lil pump here, then at 11am BAM herpes.

ghostghost2024

Bruh… Walmart dropped earnings and the shit went nowhere. Sideways AF. Like, congrats on the mediocrity? Target probably gonna pull the same bullshit—drop some mid-ass earnings, and everyone shrugs for like 2-3 weeks. Then outta nowhere some random degenerate throws YOLO puts on the dip, and BAM, Target tanks and they print tendies so hard they break Robinhood. That’s the WSB way. We don’t trade on logic. We bet on vibes, caffeine, and emotional damage. We are **emotional bettors**, not investors. That’s why we never win sustainably—just one glorious win followed by six weeks of pain and margin calls. And don’t even get me started on today’s United Healthcare hype. Everyone acting like UNH was about to touch the fucking moon—and it just sat there. Literally did nothing. Like watching a rock. Welcome to the market. Nothing makes sense. Everything’s fake.

MadDongla

SP comes out - says : " Folks ,we got nothing. Here's more ads on youtube , and now u can customize what ads u get , so , there's that " BAM INSTADEATH for GOOG. >!And then the ber wakes up from his nap !<

Fkthisst93

Unh call holders lmao... Just getting a bit of the taste of sweetness and suddenly BAM

Emilio___Molestevez

I actually took a fucking enormous L on $RL puts once. I don't even remember what happened it just seemed like such a no-brainer and then BAM retard pump fuck me

carsboardsnwater

Love seeing the down votes and hate, then BAM. Let em hate, no one in here knows anything but how to lose money.

freehouse_throwaway

lol just when you think the buying is slowing down... BAM

Charming_Raccoon4361

with Brookfield Corp BN, you get exposure to BAM too

HoneySaltBadger

We had a guy charting it (shout out to BAM). He predicted it to sag into the low 4s yesterday. We kept it higher given the circumstances. They hit hard. He’s predicting a $6.5 run between today and tomorrow … but … it’s really dependent on the momentum and if we can keep volume. Hoping for the best. We need people to stay in and to not get panicked

DonutsOnTheWall

all lights green. BAM!

Straight-Annual8687

50k savings account at 4% x 30 years and BAM, like it never happened

HoneySaltBadger

Nice! Obviously you know the stock game. Everything is very, very circumstantial. The people involved think it has the potential to be 3-4X GameStop. There’s a guy that’s been on this account for 3 years and believes it can reach 2-3k. That’s really hard for any of us to realistically wrap our minds around. There’s a guy named BAM on Twitter that really does some insane work with charting. I’m going to ask him his feedback

Odd_Entrepreneur2815

I’m with you on this and think we beat the same drum lol! Market Cap: $800M selling at 5-7.5PE, .67x EBITDA, 1x FCF, 1x current marketing budget, 1.3x this years CapEx Budget RE owned: $5B-$10B (look up SPG/BAM buyout to see this is right) FCF: $700M+ Earnings: $109M posted ~$170M when adjusted EBITDA $1.241B Debt schedule shows $4.7B in debt for leases yet $3.9B is future lease extensions(this is a note in their 10-k) Annual Marketing Budget: $800M Fair Market Value of $KSS is $35-$70 depending on how you run the math. This is just insane to me. Ope and forgot a Short Interest at 50%+ so greater than GME and AMC at their peaks when 98% of shares are owned by institutional investors

Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

I remember them in 2018. That sub is the biggest doomers , all fuckin happy they are cash and shit. then BAM Christmas and they were silent night.

softboiledjadepotato

for real, QQQ and SPY hit -7%, and just before /ES did the same, BAM! massive influx of cash

MaxDragonMan

I bought before BAM and BN split off into two, but for one reason or another I sold it to make a buy of something else. (So this would've been in the $40-50 range.) Don't be me. I've done this a couple times now. Best thing to do with BN is to just buy more.

AGenerousG0d

Had a dream that Lauren Phillips grabbed my arm, walked me to my bedroom and jumped on my bed. Then BAM I wake up. Fuk me right?

djalski

i was just looking over some charts and BAM what in the world is happening here.

itsmeBenMarsh

Lol Uber did nothing all day then BAM why tho

jackrebneysfern

He was really right. His first term stupid tax cuts juiced up an already overvalued stock market, then the Covid printing press HE fired up, with no oversight btw, he fired that dude in a week and never replaced him. Causes another false market boom with every MTG wanna be taking a PPP loan and dumping it in equities since Covid had expenditures down there was no place else to put it. Then fast fed to Biden taking office, 6 months later things are opening for commerce and BAM!! Massive inflation. Wonder why? Maybe printing money and handing it out in WADS, not $3000 to Betty, that’s chump change. Millions handed to “businesses” with no oversight whatsoever. Who drove up the real estate market? Corporate real estate sitting on a PILE of Trump bucks. The list can go forever. This btw is not equal to an endorsement of all that Obama, Biden etc accomplished and didn’t. They were flawed but not idiots. If you listen to Trump and DONT here a WWE promoter there’s no help

DueNefariousness5643

Yeah, he is!! The house always lets you get he first couple..... Then BAM $0 cuz you nuked your shit

acrossthepondfriend

GOOG 20% BRK.B 10% KKR 10% BX 10% APO 10% BAM 10% WM 10% META 10% MSFT 10% thoughts? I cannot buy an ETF unfortunately due to EU regulations

IAdoreAnimals69

During the tariff fun I was scalping SPX out of major fucking boredom, and I made $6k in seconds. I had a 490 or something call open, waiting for a nice $100 profit, tried to close it but my limit kept getting missed, tried to panic sell at a loss but fudged up my key pressing, then BAM the fake tweet about tariff pauses came out and the call shot from $2k to 13k in seconds. By the time I worked out whe fuck had happened I managed to close at $8k. In summary, I have this magical ability to read the market...

Ok_Truth3295

I teresting to see how covid had similar rates and then BAM

CreamyBehemoth

I hate the people who try and inflate the options chain lmao. It’ll be like $0.30, $0.22, $0.15 BAM $1.56 no one is going to buy that you fuckin retard 

therewasjesse

But the market is forward looking…so BAM, we’re already in the clear.

kraven-more-head

"recession indicators" have been flashing for the last 3 years... and they constantly flash and are pretty worthless. what we did have until the tariffs was a surprisingly strong jobs report and cooling inflation... then BAM! punch in the face.

kus_rabbak

canadian election liberal win - you want $BAM brookfield asset management - the new PMs "former" business. domiciled in the cayman islands for the tax dodge lol. its having a good day

brap01

A friend informed me about Project 25 ages ago, and I thought they were being melodramatic. Then BAM, P25 is in full swing. Same person told me Trump is intentionally destroying the economy and trying to start a war so he can declare emergency powers and stay in power. I would have previously thought this was insane, lunatic, conspiracy bullshit, but they were spot on about P25...

SomeSamples

This kinda happened before the 2008 crash. Stocks you would have expected to dip back then did a little but not much. Then...BAM!!! Market crashes and everything plummets.

iBeFlying676

BAM! SPY new low of the day. Lets keep it going

housemouse431

next mon-wed theyre gonna present price action thatll make you buy puts thinking SPY has topped...then BAM...SPY 560 thats when smart money will start selling

paper_plains

Nah they'll wait till Monday and make everyone think it's smooth sailing next week and then BAM - herpes.

Humaniac99

Hmmm, this is too slow, how about I try swing trading instead. \--> ***AAAAAAAAAAAND ITS GONE! ALL MY SHARES! GONE! BAM BOOM BAZAMITYZAM! WASTED!***

NSIDER_PLANT

Man that BEART trap was wild!! all indicators show bearish, so BAM MM flipped that script and stole retail money like it was nothing! I love this market!

Meakmoney1

BAM

Traditional_Frame418

I feel shocked, Cotton. The orange man in charge says something stupid and the markets tank. The next day he pulls it back and BAM the markers go up 3% the next day. This has happened the last three weeks. It's not a bug in the system, it's a feature. It's all planned and very well timed market manipulation. The 1% are getting even more rich while average Americans are losing trillions. Most people's savings are tied up in 401ks that aren't built to capitalize on short term volatility. But Wall Street is and they are absolutely killing it while driving general markets down. If anyone wanted to pay attention to the zero day trade volume you could literally track the scam. Nobody puts a large volume in on one day calls and gets them right like we're seeing how. It's almost like these scumbags have a crystal ball.

4the1st

It's a bait and switch. He's trying to tone down his verbal assault on China, giving the illusion that he's softening his stance on Tariffs - spoiler alert, he's not - in hopes that Powell will begin cutting rates since Powell will not do this into the stagflationary environment that tariffs are creating. As soon as a cut takes place, he does a victory lap and then BAM! Tweet about being increasingly tough on China.

Careful_Pair992

My bet is short squeeze.. all you regards expected Tesla to cave inn I. Itself. We all expected musk to return. The stock diddnt drop, everyone rushed to cover shorts and BAM

pembquist

It is an ancient pre quant description but the it goes along the lines that the stock market is a beauty pagent where you aren't voting for the most beautiful but instead who you think every body else is voting the most beautiful except that they aren't but are doing the same thing as you. It is sort of like how when there is big news on a company a stock ticker that resembles the company's might experience a big move based not so much on that somebody is actually confused but that a prediction is being made that other people are going to bet on people betting that somebody is going to be confused. Now imagine you turn this all into code somehow and BAM!

Eddyrancid

I go to WSB, thinking I'm gonna post my funny joke and everyone will laugh with me...and then BAM. I get owned. Thanks alot.

Infinite-Gateways

Ladies and degenerates, welcome to the bloodbath buffet—where every sector’s on sale and your portfolio's bleeding harder than a Robinhood newbie on margin. Tech? Slapped. Consumer Cyclical? Dunked. Healthcare? Terminal. Even Papa Elon’s Tesla’s down 5.77%, probably tweeting through the pain. And then—BAM!—you got the Chad move: NFLX up 1.48% flexing in a sea of red like it’s the last green Skittle in a bag of pain. Meanwhile, Uncle Donald’s over here pointing like he just hit the sell button at the top—‘I DID THAT!’ Yes sir, you did... or maybe it was JPow's rate-hike rampage doing its victory lap. This ain’t a correction, this is a full-on portfolio colonoscopy. If you didn’t YOLO into puts yesterday, congrats—you now own 37% less hopes and dreams.** 🚀💎🙌 HOLD? Nah, just cope.

Odd_Entrepreneur2815

I’m with you on KSS. Been buying since it dipped under $7 and plan to continue. Back in 22 SPG and BAM valued their CRE over $7B to $8B. I haven’t seen commercial real estate come down much at all. The current stock price is only valuing it as a retailer and completely excluding assets. It’s insane. I just hope Kohl’s board is smart and has some way that allows them to buy back the shares while this low. They have a $1.5B credit line that they’re allowed to double to $3B and only used $200M of it or so last report. I’d buy back all the shares possible right now if I were them but 🤷. This is my largest long position currently

MutaliskGluon

"Hey analyst, we have a lot of amzn exposure and need to exit 8 figures worth without moving the price. Can you set some street high target to generate some liquidity for us?" BAM, we have a 280 price target

Sufficient-Run7022

BAM!

BallsHardest

You've been BAM-BULL-ZLED

Critical_Penalty_815

BAM!!!

AncoGaming

It's not like the majority of the American general public would give a rat's ass either if we're completely honest. Only thing Trump has to do is "guarantee" them them that first of all, this is all part of his great plan, in fact the greatest plan any country in the world has yet to dare make, he came up with it and he'll see this through personally, as it's a matter of national security of the highest priority, probably the highest there's ever been a priority in the history of America. Killing off all ocean life at that part of the world, which is Asia, he knows that by the way, did you know that was Asia? Killing it of therefore counts as winning against China, in case you couldn't connect the dots, which also means that unforeseen consequences from eradicating parts of the earths largest ecosystem (that we basically know jack shit about how it works) is also China's problem, and China's problem only because all the mining is done at their deep end of the world. Not the American end, where the waters remain crystal clear and fishing will be greater than ever before. Huge profits. Oh, and on another note, those rare barnacles we then take from the Chinese ocean, we just tell China they're ours, because they're rightfully ours, always have been, most people don't know that but we've got all the paperwork and the patents, had them for decades, that's been classified. And those tremendous ocean nodes, we'll just take them from China because we can, you know, what are they going to do, place tariffs under water? With the rarest metal barnacles in it, they're beautiful, the nodes, you have no idea. You can't imagine how beautiful they are, he's seen them first hand the other day, he knows how beautiful they are, exactly how beautiful. It's all worth a lot, you know, tremendously profitable, you'd have to fly to Mars and back to find anything as valuable, which we'll do, but later, and the US will no longer be needing to get rare seafloor minerals here and there and pay for them, they'll just have them all from now on, fully stocked, for everything, manufacturing, building, making the best cars even greater, and also get profit from farming harvesting, livestock farming up to the next level where it's never been before. Which is why, at the end of the day, THIS WILL ALSO MAKE THE EGGS CHEAPER AGAIN. And BAM! You're sold, ladies and gentlemen, hook, line and sinker!

Jealous_Loan_6944

I have a feeling that Trump is doing all this back and forth to get the fed to start QE. Then when they do, BAM! we have renegotiated 50 new trade deals in our favor and line goes through the roof!

Most_Newspaper306

Yeah fuck, that money was some poor retail guys money before and BAM switcheroo

PrecisionOutdoors

This is my first post so hopefully it works well and you guys like it. Anyone been watching Kohl's here recently? I just started buying my position a couple weeks ago and have taken the largest position of any individual stock yet. I'll say why below but tell me what I am missing! \-its trading at under $800M market cap \-real estate is worth \~$5B-$6B now is my guess(was \~$8B in '22) \-SPG and BAM offered over $8.6B back in '22 to buy out mainly for the CRE \-44% Short Interest, more point this out because if any major announcements or activist investors then there isn't much out there for people to cover with. I personally am not investing with this in mind, just find it interesting. \-has $2.9B inventory that is pre-tariff(so even if they have to write down some they aren't higher than historic ave and the tariffs should actually wipe this adjustment?) \-Debt isn't out of whack when compared to historic averages for this stock \-$126M op income last year(\~6 PE TTM) What am I missing? I know it's beat up and really doesn't have any truly amazing longterm prospects as a business BUT this is one of the best CRE plays I have ever seen. Where am I being dumb? What am I missing?!? I personally see this as a SPG/BAM or AMZN or someone similar easy roll-in acquisition that amplifies their footprints with minimal risk even at $5B or $6B acquisition price. BUT AGAIN, what am I missing!?

PrecisionOutdoors

This is one of my favorites by alot currently. I tried to post this to Wall Street bets but got removed: This is my first post so hopefully it works well and you guys like it. Anyone been watching Kohl's here recently? I just started buying my position a couple weeks ago and have taken the largest position of any individual stock yet. I'll say why below but tell me what I am missing! \-its trading at under $800M market cap \-real estate is worth \~$5B-$6B now is my guess(was \~$8B in '22) \-SPG and BAM offered over $8.6B back in '22 to buy out mainly for the CRE \-44% Short Interest, more point this out because if any major announcements or activist investors then there isn't much out there for people to cover with. I personally am not investing with this in mind, just find it interesting. \-has $2.9B inventory that is pre-tariff(so even if they have to write down some they aren't higher than historic ave and the tariffs should actually wipe this adjustment?) \-Debt isn't out of whack when compared to historic averages for this stock \-$126M op income last year(\~6 PE TTM) What am I missing? I know it's beat up and really doesn't have any truly amazing longterm prospects as a business BUT this is one of the best CRE plays I have ever seen. Where am I being dumb? What am I missing?!? I personally see this as a SPG/BAM or AMZN or someone similar easy roll-in acquisition that amplifies their footprints with minimal risk even at $5B or $6B acquisition price. BUT AGAIN, what am I missing!?

PrecisionOutdoors

tried to post this to the board but says I am not allowed? This is my first post so hopefully it works well and you guys like it. Anyone been watching Kohl's here recently? I just started buying my position a couple weeks ago and have taken the largest position of any individual stock yet. I'll say why below but tell me what I am missing! \-its trading at under $800M market cap \-real estate is worth \~$5B-$6B now is my guess(was \~$8B in '22) \-SPG and BAM offered over $8.6B back in '22 to buy out mainly for the CRE \-44% Short Interest, more point this out because if any major announcements or activist investors then there isn't much out there for people to cover with. I personally am not investing with this in mind, just find it interesting. \-has $2.9B inventory that is pre-tariff(so even if they have to write down some they aren't higher than historic ave and the tariffs should actually wipe this adjustment?) \-Debt isn't out of whack when compared to historic averages for this stock \-$126M op income last year(\~6 PE TTM) What am I missing? I know it's beat up and really doesn't have any truly amazing longterm prospects as a business BUT this is one of the best CRE plays I have ever seen. Where am I being dumb? What am I missing?!? I personally see this as a SPG/BAM or AMZN or someone similar easy roll-in acquisition that amplifies their footprints with minimal risk even at $5B or $6B acquisition price. BUT AGAIN, what am I missing!?

SpellAccomplished541

Is this going to be another 3 day fakeout where he says the exemption is fake news, lets his buddies get positioned, and then BAM! surprise the exemption is real?

DeathStrandingPersia

Bro what in the loony toons switchflip reverse rewind introverse clusterfuck reality are we fucking living in when news is good one second for market then BAM DOG SHIT SURPRISE! 🐕💩

Purpleskurp

I can’t imagine the poor souls that have to actually implement these into processes and code and such… working all day and then BAM changes next day

Pretty-Substance

Throw in if EU starts only accepting Euros for exports and BAM

Meanboynetworks

Ya, I missed that train. Problem is if we get great news then people sell gold to get back in stocks lol it’s a lose lose .. it’s like every time you buy a put (stock) and lose , then with to calls ( gold) .. BAM. Wrong side

ChannelNeo

Bought a call and put before close yesterday thinking I was smart. BAM - IV crush to start the day on SPY

Busy_Point_3091

I remember I was shit-talking bers while we were hovering above 540 and then BAM, immediately got flushed in the waterfall 

gnashingspirit

He also was the Chairman at Brookfield Corporation which is becoming an absolute powerhouse. BAM, BN, and BEPC are all sound investments and I expect to thrive in the next 25 years

Calculated_r1sk

I have a bad habit of not looking at percentages but looking at N-yrs of expenses. All i know is i invested and scrimped and id saved and invested everything extra i had for a long time in VTI and some AAPL, (i keep 2 yrs expenses cash) and just watched 250k disappear in 3 months. (i know its paper loss). I was intending to change allocation at start of year, then went to hospital, market dipped, decided i would stay the course while dealing with health and BAM. I could have paid off my small house loan and had 5-6yrs lean expenses sitting and thats gonna take years to come back to where i was in 2025 if ever. But on the bright side, i am losing my job because of health reasons so hurray i cant even buy the dip! /s

RODjij

4 day work weeks & work from home. BAM, instant giant decrease of Co2 & a more happy society.

MapComprehensive9357

Dude very similar thing happened to me…. Started the day off talking to the wife about dumping a wad in, went to work, got sidetracked, went back to make a play and BAM. Blind sided by a missed opportunity. Oh well. Honestly with how wild it’s been I probably would have just sold it off at market close anyway and pocketed what I could for tomorrows crash…

Aggravating_Quiet797

I was in middle of buying my want list and BAM! Stuff I wanted was screaming higher before I could get trades off. Was gonna do first thing in morn but put it off. Damn bad timing.

Lkaufman05

After $11 trillion in losses caused by him then he tweets “buy” and simultaneously announces a pause in tariffs then BAM all his rich buddies who sat with him at his inauguration and his cult followers who don’t live paycheck to paycheck(which is A LOT of Americans) bought the dip. THIS IS MARKET MANIPULATION

Accomplished-Guest38

Just take that penny, double your investment 27x in a row, and BAM! $1M buckaroos!!!!!

Aggravating_Quiet797

I was just in process of buying my today list and BAM!!!!! FUCKED ME UP SMACK DAB AS I WAS ENTERING! 5 FUCKIN MINUTES TOO LATE.

persona0

Trump wakes up and says well today's a good day for tariffs and when a country makes fun of him BAM TARIFFS

MutaliskGluon

It was working great until Friday. And now BAM I panic sold. Fuck this market. Massive insane swings based on flows and forced buying/selling. Just gonna wait until more panic and then get back in. Still up 9% YTD. Was 17% on Friday ugg

SelectGear3535

spend little money on permaket low volume drive it up, continue to pump it a little afer open... but not up too much.. get the buyers in.. then BAM, big red dildo.... you got ROBBED motheruckhers!!!!!... but don't worry... see we'll recover somewhat.... its ok.. yoru position can still come back... .just hold baby..

Kind_Initiative_7567

BOL were all lined up in the first 1 hr and then BAM 

Comfortable-Pause279

The should wait till Monday 9:00 am to maximize impact. Completely fuck over whatever moves the institutional investors made over the weekend, give everyone 30 minutes plan out their moves in a blind panic, and :BAM:  Markets open and it's go time.

justbecauseyoumademe

Europe may juat wait till teusday.. wait for market to start getting used to this and then BAM COMING IN FROM THE ROPES

PollenBasket

It's strange how the market was up on Liberation Day until after closing, then BAM! After hours nose-dived and here we are the morning after looking even worse.

downbylaw123

They don’t really give a rats ass about fentanyl. It’s the tariff boogeyman. Like using that as an excuse for Canadian tariffs when there’s practically zero fentanyl coming from Canada. Now I think he doesn’t need any excuses or reasons just BAM!

BigWarning8696

Yep, it's like waking up tomorrow morning and BAM, inflation just went up 20%. Kind of like the whole egg thing, but with everything.

Particular_Barber537

make a femboy hooters. BAM instant money,.

Inside-Arm8635

This going to sound ridiculous lol The other day, I noticed he hadn’t heard anything from 🥭 in a while. SPY was climbing a bit…I thought “I’m going to buy a put here.” hoping he’d open his mouth sooner than later. I continue to average down for about an hour with just a few more contracts…granted there was some resistance coming up too iirc…anyway sure enough ol’ Donny said some stupid shit in a press conference, and BAM, insta green hahaha Silly gamble that almost wasn’t gambling 🎰

Thucydidestrap989

For one, Kamala had a pretty damn good chance of winning. All she needed to do was CONDEMN Israels internationally acknowledged war crimes. Stop to some significant/noticeable degree funding. At least to the point where it sends a message without sacrificing geopolitical strategem. BAM, Kamal in a instant has a HUGE portion of American muslims, young millennials, and Gen Z voters. She couldn't even LIE and make those promises 😅 That was how UNCOMPROMISING the democratic party was. I repeat, they would rather LOSE than ACTUALLY meet the demands of the men, women, and people that they should be serving. I am not left or right. I call it like I observe it. Democracy is close to dead, no matter who wins the next election.

scottiebumich

Yes, I've been following (and investing) in Brookfield Corporation for the last 3 years. A great company, but invest in the mothership (BN) and avoid their subsidiaries. They are not optimized for profit as they pay fees to BAM, which is largely owned by BN.

donutlover932210

Your “help” was not help. “Identify your weakness”??? It’s pretty effing clear what my weakness is in my portfolio. How is that valuable advice? You can kindly say “hey, clearly this isn’t working. I would invest in XYZ to pump up your portfolio” BAM! Advice given without your condescending bs.

Ice-Fight

Holding and hurting brotha… Btw exactly! It hit 206 and then BAM punished to now it looks like 160 is incoming. Thats meme stock crap

ChannelNeo

TSLA starts out red, then once the put cons roll in - BAM - $15 pump