BAM

Paul_Robert_

You know what I want? To introduce a breed of tomato plant that produces blue tomatoes. Make them disease and pest resistant, and BAM! Over time, the world will slowly transition into blue tomatoes. Then one day, the only pizza people would know, is *blue* pizza MUHAHHAHA 😈

REEMFMetalHead

And . . . https://preview.redd.it/id3fkc1ermih1.png?width=1589&format=png&auto=webp&s=e796baa2c09c25a67dcd2b4089da0e1c13cf19c9 BAM! Staying in was the right thing to do. Another news release. This is what I mean by "charting the news". The news releases - constantly and consistently - seem to be timed and released intentionally in conjunction with techicals.

myazi321

Why would they need a nuke atm as long as they can use the economic nuke of SOH and BAM effectivelty and strangle the US and Global economy? Pakistan already has a deal with Turkiye to provide it with nukes if needed and if they are asked for, making it a nuclear threshold state and same thing with Saudi. Not to mention how broke Pakistan is they would gladly sell nukes to someone they can trust and as long as China doesnt mind. Lol and what target a nuclear state? The US doesnt target nuclear states directly just ask Kim plus an attack on either Pakistan or N. Korea would invite China and US has no chance against them either. So no none of the points are moot you only refuted them with some early 2000 comments when the US was feared by non nuclear states, Pakistan was still a staunch US ally, China was weaker in every sense etc. None of which apply today anymore. I litteraly just said 2 nukes and thats it. Israel isnt big and Haifa and Tel Aviv is where the majority of the economic, oil and military infrastructure are. You can live in a delulu world to think Israel would be survive after 2 nukes but realistically its not possible as they cry like babies after 1 of them dies in 4K in Lebanon. So a couple 100 thousand vaporized within seconds and they will all flee any way possible.

omfghi2u

Like a few months ago I was like "I think I had some random crypto in binance at some point" and I tired to check on it, had to go through the rigmarole of proving I was me to retrieve my account, found a completely empty wallet and a note saying [binance.us](http://binance.us) was no longer allowed to operate in my state. Searched my email, didn't find anything relevant to the wallet being empty, googled what happened to old crypto that was in a binance wallet and found out that, at some point, they gave people a 90 day grace period to move it (I still have no idea where *that* email is...) and then liquidated anything left and sent to whatever state's unclaimed funds. Found that website, searched for myself, found a few entries for like $5-10, but one of them said $100+ on it. Submitted the form with evidence that I was me (SSN, birthdate, address, etc) and they sent me documentation about what it was and how to claim it - $2684.15 from BAM Trading Services, sent on 11/25/2024.

CornMonkey-Original

heck - every week is like that. . . dreading the moment when it’s BAM - your in a wheelchair being spoon fed pudding by some hot nurse.

Advanced-Walrus4219

Why in the fucking Christ do I get these feeds AFTER the event. Fuck me. I just looked to get in on it and BAM 70%. Are you rich now???

xxxMarilee

So...I'm sitting here early morning liking the looks of my portfolio. Then, BAM, out of nowhere Google takes a nose dive. Turns out they are losing their head engineer. Who the hell can plan for shit like this?

HealingDailyy

Now recalculate earnings in a totally different way and BAM, I’m right - this guy \^

jrex035

Not a bad article by any means, but it misses a lot. For one thing, it's almost a month old already and was written before the Houthi entrance to the war, which has reduced flows through the BAM and done damage to multiple Saudi facilities. For another, oil production shut ins remain *at least* 10m bpd which means another ~275m fewer barrels produced than otherwise. It also didn't touch much on China's role in keeping a cap on oil prices which is a big red flag IMO. It also didn't delve into the supposed 5m bpd of demand destruction, which is largely not actual demand destruction and instead delayed demand. All that's the say, the crisis isn't over at all, there still isn't even a meaningful path towards finding a solution all sides cam agree on, and yet oil is down more than 10% in 2 days on *hopes and rumors* of an imminent deal to which there's still little to no actual detail forthcoming. In other words, most of the offsets the article noted have kept a lid on prices for now, but they are by their very nature temporary and unsustainable, yet we still don't have an end to the crisis at all.

Canadian_Border_Czar

Man I forgot that side of reddit even exists. The algorithim truly sucks. Half the appeal of original reddit was literally scrolling through interesting shit, cool shit, then in the middle BAM a gorgeous pair of titties.  Seriously what did we gain as a society from all this censorship? Like we cant swear, cant jerk off, can't be anonymous. How has any of that improved anything? 

ActivatingEMP

So BAM closed, CPC closed, Hormuz closed, east-west pipeline bombed, and oil peaks at 86$? All markets are fake at this point, just throw everything into calls on chips ig

jrex035

My point was that oil fell off a cliff last week into the beginning of this week (more than 20% in 3 days) on *hopes and rumors* and yet now we're back to daily attacks and those rumors are dead, but WTI is still $9 cheaper than it was a week ago. Oh, and lots of bad things happened over this week too including damage to 4 Saudi O&G facilities, half a dozen attacks on tankers in the Strait and BAM, more strikes on tankers in the Black Sea, damage to Russian refineries and export terminals, etc etc etc.

Dude_HaHa

LMAO market is so much higher now that we have: 1. Destroyed oil and gas infrastructure 2 Hormuz and BAM closed 3. Saudi and Gulf arabs losing income so they can't invest in AI We are so much fucking higher than before the war LMAO 😂

ActivatingEMP

Literally two weeks away from halving US exports at this draw rate, no BAM, no Hormuz, and wars everywhere blowing up oil depots and market says 90$ is too expensive

OkBeginning9576

BAM. Another $50 in the bank. Don’t @ me

FrontQueasy3156

Easy fix, all you have to do is start smoking yourself and BAM! Just like that you'll no longer smell or taste it!

ICantRemember33

any day now, sure people have been saying for decades, but one day you will turn the street and BAM! correction

solariac

MU 1000 EOD!!!! I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice. Sticky. Hiked.

ActivatingEMP

Literally below the 5 year range for inventories after an extremely tight 22-24 market, now heading into an extended period of 10m+ shut in, with another 4 million at risk in the BAM, but apparently oil is only worth the equivalent of 66$ in 22' lmao

knwnasrob

I feel it. Then soon as you sell at a loss all of a sudden BAM you would have 5xd

WhatAboutBob77

RE cancellations - I'm not a WSB sub person but have a little experience in TV given what I do for a living. A lot of this is rolling executive. An executive comes in, pulls the plug on any in-development shows from the previous executive, then installs their own development slate. That executive leaves, that slate is pulled, etc. etc. My own show and others had a similar pattern. I got greenlit internally twice! Still never got made. The same goes for on-air shows. Stuff just gets the rug pulled out from under it often for no reason at all. I worked on a very successful series recently that never got a follow up after the first season, despite promises that it will. They kept teasing the company owner over it, dragging it out, then BAM. One day, not happening, everyone gets laid off because there's no work. TV is short term. It's RARELY long term. You have to be a success to have that, and even if you are, in streaming in particular you're not necessarily going to get that next season. If I ever got the luck to develop for TV again, I would make sure, if it involved a story arc, that it would just simply have a neat cut-off with a small trail in case a second season was on its way. Absolutely no cliffhangers. You just never know.

discombobulantics

You’re dead wrong champ. Wow that’s crazy how it’s just all probabilistic math, lmao, you cracked the code bud!! And I just can’t get past how it’s the TINIEST move too!! The TINIEST move just BAM 30% gains generated on 6 month out calls!! Since you bring up math, what does the tiniest move do in your lil brain to weekly calls?! My goodness you can make what like 300%?! On just the tiniest move?! Wild!!

discombobulantics

Wait dude I looked at it again and I think you’re actually right. You and OP found the infinite money glitch!!!! You just buy calls on NBIS 6 months out and then with the TINIEST move you can lock in 30% return!!!! You can do it hundreds of times PER DAY!!! Just the tiniest move and BAM 30%! Then another of the tiniest moves and BAM 30% again!! Holy shit dude you’re gonna be a gazillionaire!!!!

Skittler_On_The_Roof

They take that $600, pick up a used coke machine off Facebook Marketplace, put it in their employee lounge area, and BAM they've easily doubled their profits in just a year.  

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

moSNAP

Correct, and if they control 10-20% of float they can decide where prices go on low volume days. BAM.

Somanylyingliars

The best part of old sandwich was taking a bite or two then BAM!! HEAT!!! The burning mouth, the crying eyes then the mayo hitting and cooling down the fire. All gone. Sad. Sad. Sad.

scarneo

Said the same a week ago and BAM magic green dildo I am sure trump can declare victory again Most likely he forgot

carlosreialves

Turn the phone upside down. BAM, youre a genius

prana_fish

So funny. Sunday futes were blood red, but V recovered overnight. So Monday morning you think you're safe. Ignoring some blood in key megas cause hey, $MU is up another fucking 6% because why the fuck not. Koreans set the tone early. Then Monday EOD when Americhads closed markets thinking everything ok, BAM. They rug pull memory and AI infra lmfao.

Beneficial-Sail-6139

The bond market is punishing him already... BAM BAM

LeadingAd1593

BAM 12% on SPY 0DTE. I’m off for the day. See yall later

ClevelandSteamer81

“Look, nobody — and I mean NOBODY — has been in more perfect positions than me. Incredible positions. The best positions. Two days in a row, folks, two days in a row. Yesterday? I’m short the ES. Beautiful short. Up six hundred dollars — which by the way is a lot of money, very impressive — and I’m heading straight to my profit target. Now was it a perfect profit target? No. Frankly it was a terrible target. Sad, even. But we were getting there. And then — BOOM. Somebody decided to open his big beautiful mouth and I got stopped out for a thousand dollars. A THOUSAND dollars. Just like that. So today — and this shows you how smart I am, I learn, I adapt, nobody adapts like me — I flip long. Tremendous long. Up five hundred, moving beautifully, and I say to myself, ‘once we hit six hundred, we move that stop to breakeven.’ Very disciplined. Very presidential, actually. BAM. Stopped out. A thousand dollars. Gone. Now here’s where it gets interesting — and people are saying this, a lot of people — I doubled down. Was that the right move? Many experts are saying yes, actually. But we lost two thousand more dollars almost immediately. Almost immediately! And I’ll tell you what — this guy has it out for me. Personally. It’s a witch hunt on my trading account. Total persecution. Totally unfair. Many people are saying it.”

FatFluffyFish

This has to be the one of the greatest reverse rugpull. So much build up in the morning on bombnigs and him posting about striking hard. Then BAM.

prana_fish

The real mindfuck is if after tomorrow CPI's report, for some retarded reason we moon, if it's time to sell the rip again and full port long 0DTE puts. Last Friday was the warning, Monday dead cat making you feel like "oh, just a one off", and then BAM today rug pull again.

drankleanonce

that means a margin call from robinhood shouldn’t be answered BAM

BeBallistic

If you are not going anywhere and are having diamond hands it really is in your best interest to not panik in here. Your negativity can affect other peoples opinion which may lead them to sell their positions. And then BAM... gone is your chance for a life changing event and you\`re even deeper in the shits. I get it and I get your position in this. If this goes well it will finance my wedding so I am Praying to all that is holy that this works... but you should really take a walk outside and stop looking at the chart so often if you are so nervous about it

PanicApprehensive16

Puts on BAM.

ThatOneRedditBro

Condolences to all the people that bought calls Thursday. I cant tell you how many times this has happened. Charts look good. News cycle is mild. Then BAM, a wtf moment out of nowhere that makes you feel like youre in the Truman show.

Imaginary_Cow9217

The thing about red days is that they hit hard and fast Could be +0.5% for like 2 weeks in a row And then one day BAM -5% day

Geeoff18

It's the way of things. Last week my account hit all time highs and then suddenly, BAM I was down 60k in a couple days. Got it all back yesterday. Do what you need to do and even if you come out down a bit things can reverse fast in this market.

UB3R__

We price those things out, the double negatives cancel each other out, and BAM! Priced in!

NotMe357

Bear haven't seen this kind of red for awhile now. Tomorrow they're gonna YOLO their life saving on puts and.......BAM!.....they'll make a few hundred % of gain but because of their greed, they'll keep buying puts and Friday Bull will take back all their gain + their life savings.

decimate_tvv

BAM is not a publicly traded company. You can't buy or short their stock. But the reputational damage from this will cost them far more than the Lego collection they stole is worth.

eggplantpot

Hear me out... If I go now to BAM and sell my current LEGO, they will pay me something. Say in 2 years the company is done for and bankrupt, I can buy my legos back at a fraction of the cost I sold them to them, effectively shorting the company's inventory. This cannot go tits up I tell you.

eggplantpot

He is in hot water. Yet he has the biggest name of Lawtube on his side + an army of rabid internet nerds going deep into everything. BAM is gonna learn the hard way not to mess with the internet. Fighting the internet always ends up badly.

Ancientabs

Consignment agreement between Bryan, who had $200,000 worth of star wars lego and Oregon Bricks and Minifigs (BAM). Agreement is Bryan owns them until they sell, he gets most of the profit while the store takes a cut. Then when the original owner of the BAM left, Corporate took over their franchise, understanding they would take over the consignment agreement. But instead they just kept the inventory, claims it was "lost" and never paid Bryan what was sold. SO Bryan just asks for them back. They said, "sue us" knowing how expensive it would be. Enter Ben. An investigative Youtuber with a touch of tism. He takes the contract in, tries to figure out why they can't get them back. The store 1) calls the cops on him 2)threatens to sue him 3)tells him to sue them. So Ben does sue them in small claims court 10 times. They don't show up. So he wins. They then shut down that location forever. So he tries to serve legal papers to the current store owner (mormon guy). Who calls the Mormon police in American Fork Utah and claims he 'fears for his life and will shoot Ben'. Police show up and arrest Ben. Accuse Ben falsely of doing Heroin (which is caught on their body cam recording that they were making up the heroin accusation to "scare him"), threaten Ben. Then the American Fork PD releases a public statement about how they didn't do anything wrong and they redacted their body cam footage so it cannot be used. It's literally insane.

Striking-Optimals846

Old man had epic LEGO collection  Old man's medical condition got bad, needed money, decided to sell epic LEGO collection  Old man goes to Bricks And Minifigs to sell it BAM tells him they won't buy it, instead they will keep displayed on their store and when they sell a set they give him the money but they keep a percentage as fee.  Some time later the higher ups sell the store and the new owners claim they bought the whole thing so they keep the whole thing and won't give a penny to Old man... and they claim the contract he signed with old owners don't mean shit to them anyway so he can suck it... Old man contacts Reckless Ben (YouTuber) to get exposure to this case... it goes viral. Ben files lawsuit against the company and wins... new owners say it don't mean shit to them so he can suck it... Ben then sues the owners directly but it get rejected because there must be evidence he tried to settle things before going for a lawsuit. Ben tries to call but new owners blocked him on all his and their numbers. Ben goes to their house to politely request they either give back LEGO sets.... new owners call the cops on him several times and even get him arrested on false accusations. Ben shows bodycam footage where cops seem to be in cahoots with new owners. Ben digs deeper and discovers that new owners and police officers involved all went to the same mormon school. New owners then get Ben SWATed by using again false accusations (now they say Ben stole the Legos) New owners are now filing a 300 page lawsuit against Ben for harassments, stalking, bad mouthing them etc.  Several YouTube lawyers took interest in the case and are teaming up with Ben. To be continued...

Intrepid_Cup2765

It’s true, I equate this to the month or two before shutdowns happened during covid. It’s coming, you’ve heard about it in the news, but it hasn’t impacted your life yet…. You knew it would be tough, hard to conceptualize how tough until…. BAM!

pghburghian

They may still wait until you say "I guess I was wrong this time too" and join in the bandwagon right at the real peak. The BAM rug pull.

GuyFieriFrostedTips

I know I kid. CCs busted my balls on PLTR though. I never want to sell contracts again. Have 1000 shares, price basis literally 7.99. Sold 10 CCs at 85 when it was like 45 and then BAM

Jaded_Drink8872

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling!

yewnique

How do I short BAM?

PulIthEld

Phantom Menace starts out so good and then BAM mother fucking Jar Jar Fucking Binks to ruin everything.

dogboneit

On a whim I bought 500 Intel at 22. Two days before vacation it’s at 60+ and I’m thinking of taking some profit. Don’t, go on vacation, no service….got off the plane, checked in and BAM! $100+ so awesome😎

FatFluffyFish

Wait till market closes and BAM, DEAL! (and algos will pump the shit out of it even if fake and ghey)

FoodCooker62

Its always the same pattern. 10 year rallies from 4.00 to nearly 4.7? No reaction, markets just pump. 10 year drops from 4.7 to 4.6? BAM here's another rally because fuck it meme market.

Flokithedog

past 40 sessions were further from the oil crisis, and the new fed chair wasn't enshrined with a very likely switch on fed policy to rate increase instead of decrease. We are heading into a inflationary squeeze, and as we get closer, volatility increases until BAM. It hits. You should check out r/oil, its coming end May, early June. Fears could compound now with the new chair.

Final-Ad-8471

Bearish on insurance companies. Bullish on refurnish companies and builders like BAM.

kashkash21

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Marshmallowmind2

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

kashkash21

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Marshmallowmind2

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

TemporaryLazy6804

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Reply_Stunning

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Green_Conclusion5792

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Green_Conclusion5792

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Prestigious_Suit_202

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Prestigious_Suit_202

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

prana_fish

I mean, y'all knew it was coming some time. Morning price action had 1st 15m candle thinking it'd just be a "buy the dip" and then BAM. Motherfuckin semi rug pull lmao.

yomama_yodaddy

Its like im abt to hit diamonds with puts and then BAM tesla goes retarded

_BindersFullOfWomen_

I lost a *ton* of money tying to use logic. Bought tons of oil calls the moment things with Iran started. Watched it run up to over 100%. Set my stop loss and let it ride. *BAM* one tweet and it blew threw my stop loss and auto-sold at like a 50% loss. Two weeks later those same calls were up 500%.

ateranol

I just need 60 more of those consecutive 1% increase days, and then BAM! Just like that, I'm back to break even 😎

SamLeCoyote_Fix_1

I admit it's incredibly tempting ti short. I just placed puts on SNDK, FIX, and CRWV. They've been on my list for a long time: a resumption of the conflict with Iran, a Nasdaq crash, a pause in data center spending (which can't all be built at the same time anyway), and BAM, it's done!

Spins13

I don’t think any of these are good. Go for BAM and VICI. If you don’t like these, you can gamble on recovery plays like NKE or go for something more solid like MCD or CP

AdmirableJudgment784

Then continue pumping it slowly for a week/month, waiting until all the put options expires and everyone thought was safe....BAM! dumps! That's why I don't play pump and dump. It's a stupid game if you don't have some kind of insider information.

ANGELeffEr

For sure, if you had just awoken from a coma in 2026 that you had been in since 04…BAM! 3X $$$. In all other scenarios you are out before it gains 40%.

AL0NEbutnotL0NELY

I'm thankful Facebook started plugging in short video ads after you watch a reel. Each time I get an ad, *BAM!* I'm out of the reels and usually done with FB for hours. Instead, I head over to YouTube shorts where I may get more ad videos but I can scroll past without having to watch them.

Paul_Robert_

Imagine holding POET calls through the weekend. You're picking the color of your new Lambo, and BAM! it tanks before you even have the chance to sell.

DeezCodeNutz

BAM! CAR And just like that you have 10 new a-holes...