DC

Repulsive-Shallot-79

Wish i could say.. knock that 30 cents off tuna and i might say so..., politics and rate hikes and left or right and bleh bleh bleh mean little to the homeless,or anyone who's been through basic training.(soldiers should be a-political and unflinching of circumstance) the abortion things gay, though, 200 bucks in gas or a bus ride and seeing the open road to get a 250k rebate on life seems like big oil at work lol.... fact is after covid, things were gonna change...and its a stone drop into a pool of water. But i didnt.. no mask, eating drunk rich folks discarded to-go from trashcans, smoking blunts left outside when the hockey game started in DC..

jrhooper

I work in investments with defined contribution plans. We usually go active blend as well. Too hard to try to predict valve vs growth. Especially within a DC plan where you can’t be as mobile with fund changes

James_E_Rustle

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge the plot writers in DC are absolutely cooking this season? And we still have 4 months till the election. I can't wait to see what's next

XOGPlayerOne

Whats Going on in Washington DC?

InternationalTop2410

Hamas berrorists in DC are crashing the market 

Xavii7

DC not doing good right now. Red tomorrow.

stock_dude9

What’s going on in DC is worse than January 6th, antifa. This is negative for the stock markets and could impact valuations tomorrow.

spectral_fall

What the terrorists are doing in DC today with their "protest" is despicable

McKoijion

Netanyahu and Putin are the two most evil people alive today. Trump enables them, but they’re doing the actual killing. It’s no surprise the market is down the day Netanyahu is in DC.

Affectionate-Idea690

lmao, the DC protests are ugly right now, but not the top news? 

Capital-Cranberry-25

You underestimate the contempt for beta yahoo in DC

Bl1nk9

Pete is actually one of the bright spots in DC. But a gay man joining a multi racial woman would make a portion of this countries collective head explode. And I am here for it. But too many people are still too hung up on the differences of others.

RSG-ZR2

It names Virginia has pursuing there own "junk-fee" bill, nothing about it becoming law or even what the details of implementation are. It names Washington DC has having ***two*** restaurants being sued for tacking on a service fee, both of which have since ***ceased adding***. The NJ case, again....forces them to be upfront about it...like a fucking gas station. Not give a 4% discount after the fact.... I'm not sorry to have to tell you this, but you're clearly a regard when you can't even read the articles you yourself provided. Enjoy your cash discount at your chinese restaurants.

Nickeless

Okay bro, that’s really convincing when we saw the bullshit he pulled for years up to and including trying to overturn election results in Georgia. And the first plan of project 2025 which Vance has endorsed already is removing civil servants in DC and replacing them with “their people.” You Trumpsters are so insane lol.

StandardAd239

Based on his comments last Wednesday, he has no interest in continuing trade with Taiwan without tariffs or financial support from them for defense and has no loyalty to Semis. However, as with any politician, once they walk into DC they tend to change course. That day, the markets closed with SP500 down 79 pts (-1.4%) and NASDAQ 512 pts (-2.8%). The semi stocks and ETFs also had a terrible day. I bought a lot of mid-caps that day, but didn't sell any of my semi positions. So, well see. Hopefully someone drills into his brain that NVDA is wagging the "market dog" and he needs to find some balance in his agenda.

_hiddenscout

$ENPH Q2 EPS 43c, consensus 48c Reports Q2 revenue $303.46M, consensus $309.87M. The company said, "We reported quarterly revenue of $303.5 million in the second quarter of 2024, along with 47.1% for non-GAAP gross margin. We shipped 1,402,602 microinverters, or approximately 608.3 megawatts DC, and 120.2 megawatt hours of IQ Batteries."

Emergency-Ticket5859

Tractors rolling into Washington DC

Financial_Winter_497

This \^\^\^\^ anything that been encrypted with Bitlocker is effected, if your DC is down and holds your the keys all laptops go offline.

Substantial_Quail432

Under 20 EMA, DC broke midline on 15 and 5. I like my chances.

Substantial_Quail432

Bought 552 puts as soon as DC refreshed to 96 period. Spy was 553.37. Broke midline on the refresh. Bought puts. Sold when spy touched bottom DC channel. 2k profit.

Substantial_Quail432

DC switched up and now SPY is underneath mid line. Bearish

TimeOnTargetKilo

Facts specially in DC

AllCommiesRFascists

Literally everyone who follows DC happenings for the past week knows that Biden is dropping out

Majestic-Pair9676

I work in Washington DC, at an office near the White House.

PutinBoomedMe

If it dips tomorrow I'm buying.... Everyone needs to chill out. It doesn't matter what puppet is in DC. People will still go to McDonald's to get cheeseburgers and French fries. People will still pay their AT&T/Verizon cell phone bill/people will still pay their local utility company/people will still order dog toys of Amazon. Carry on

CinderBK

Yep! She’d lose for sure, but from the perspective of investors it’s better to know the players and their positions than allow for volatility from DC.

CakebossBoston

Just want to point out that despite the rhetorical masturbation word speak coming from $CRWD its still an absolute FUBAR fiasco with Delta on the eastern coast. People from DC to Boston 72 hrs stuck sleeping on their luggage, Acela cant process new reservations for those trying to get home and I kid you not - Amtrak was using a piece of paper with last names to verify reservations on a Saturday. Again Southwest all good and WTF Spirit Airlines is singing dixie through all of this. FACT: Lost packages or even better, Delta LOST sales to Southwest and Amtrak and they should lawyer up

Rippedyanu1

Correct. It's an antivirus software at the server/DC level. It's a bitch to uninstall and install a new one but after it's done it needs minimal changes and doesn't require training etc. It's arguably the easiest type of software to roll out because no end user training is needed and most of the time the end user shouldn't even be aware it's there. We use trend Micro and the only time an end user is aware of it is when someone is stupid and falls for a phish attempt that is blocked by Trend. And then we remove it from AD, wipe their system and rebuild it to redeploy.

UnleashFun

Considering that company has been involved in investigations of several high-profile cyberattacks, including the 2014 Sony Pictures hack, the 2015–16 cyberattacks on the Democratic National Committee (DNC), and the 2016 email leak involving the DNC and that it works predominantly with governament agencies, its founder Dmitri is the chairman of government think tank on geopolitics in Washington DC and led company's global Internet threat intelligence analysis and investigations, member of WEF which had predicted a global cyber incident shutting down the world, and that the top investors of the company are Blackrock (Blackrock Inc is the largest individual Crowdstrike Holdings shareholder) followed by Vanguard, State street who are all funding members of WEF and that their ceo dumped 20m stocks one day before, this seemed like a proof of concept exercise. Testing would have easily caught this issue but probably was allowed to propogate. blackrock might be buying more ownership as we speak.

4score-7

Really surprised that we don’t have a Biden concession to the Dem party yet. It’s mid day Saturday in America. I thought they’d have the deal done by 7pm EST Friday. Still time before Monday morning market open, but there has to be some serious politicking and bickering going on behind closed doors in DC at this time.

hekatonkhairez

Isn’t there that one Senator who enrolled at a school in DC to learn about tech so that he could make policy decisions about it?

urraca

Hundreds of SOC analysts is normal. 24x7 follow the sun model around the world. We have SOCs in DC, Sydney, and Ireland. The term threat hunter is sort of just so analysts can make themselves seem more fancy. I work for one of the largest banks in the world. But also worked for 2 FAANGs. This is common in the fortune 100 — which is where most of CRWDs revenue comes from. IT to us are just the dudes you call to come fix your computer.

Ktwann92

I am the manager of a municipality’s IT department. I’ve been working on recovering physical and virtual servers as well as end-user workstations since 2:00AM this morning. CrowdStrike did not “take the internet offline”. The issue has nothing to do with internet connectivity whatsoever. Rather the issue was much more invasive, IMO. For those wondering, this entirely revolves around an incompatibility between Windows based operating systems and a recent update that CrowdStrike had pushed out to its customers. The symptom was that workstations and servers alike would encounter BSOD errors. How something like this passed their QC is beyond me. CrowdStrike had already pushed out an update to remedy the situation shortly after it was released. The problem is that many companies’ domain controllers were also affected. No DC = no DNS and therefore no ability to automatically receive the hotfix. You will see a lot of people complaining that they had to “reboot their computer 15 times to get passed it.” Rebooting repeatedly seems like it helps because their workstation is receiving the hotfix and after being interrupted multiple times, finally installs it fully after X number of reboots. In reality, for those who aren’t tech-savvy, the better bet is to simply leave the workstation alone for a while and then try a reboot. Repeatedly rebooting is pointless at best. The more direct fix (and the one that I have been implementing manually since 2AM) is to boot the affected appliance into safe mode with command prompt, navigating to C:\Windows\System32\Drivers\CrowdStrike (case sensitive) and then running a delete command for the affected .sys file. In this case, “C-000291-000000-000000-000030.sys” Don’t quote me on that file name, I likely didn’t get the length of zeroes exact, but the main point is the “030” in the last block of number and the “291” in the first block. This is the problematic update file and upon deleting it and rebooting, your workstation or server will be restored. Hope this helps somebody.

Substantial_Quail432

Based on the DC and LTWI if Spy hits 551.4 this thing gonna rocket

Substantial_Quail432

Ohhhhhh shits broke DC bottom. Giant sell off coming

OmegaMordred

UHhhhh because they went up without ANY reason except agent orange giving a stupid comment. They still are way behind and their 13th and 14th gen are crashing all over the place. They get axxwiped by AMD in the DC and their future is bleek. It should have gone down instead of up. ... Now it will go double down!

Fungiblefaith

AC/DC has entered the chat.

Qanonjailbait

The IMF is headquartered in Washington DC. It was a product of the Brettonwood Convention and functions as guard dog of the dollar system. What you think the IMF having such an intimate relationship with the dollar isn’t controlled by the US who prints the dollar 🤦

Qanonjailbait

Yeah stop sending your money to….Washington DC

ilovethewayyousmile

>BIDEN’S FAMILY STARTS DISCUSSING HIS EXIT PLAN FROM RACE - NBC DC bros, just do all this shit after Friday close, stop fucking my calls up 

cokronk

That's a drop in the bucket. Airports have had ground stops because they've lost their computer systems. DC's metro system is affected. It's a world wide incident.

UpDownUpDownUpAHHHH

That was something else today believe it or not. US Central went down for azure and took pretty much every service with it imaginable in that DC.

ColCrockett

Ohio is firmly republican now, just like Florida. Joey B is going to win the west coast, NV, New England (except one of Maine’s votes), New York, NJ, DL, MD, DC, VA, MI, WI, NM, CO, MN, IL, and one of Nebraskas. Donny T will win the rest with PA being the tossup. Whoever wins PA will win.

blazedjake

can we throw out all of the geriatric idiots in DC and let the country heal from there?

FullCopy

DC motor?

vijay_the_messanger

It's not speculation. I really am willing to put money on who'll get into DC in a few months. The sentiment is very real on the streets. Never seen it like this before.

StockholmStock

BREAKING: Two Wall Street C-suite execs close to the Democratic Party tell me they believe @POTUS will announce he’s not running as early as tomorrow. He will endorse an open primary, and not endorse @KamalaHarris. CAUTION: We have been here before. and there’s been no announcement from Biden. This information could be coming from the establishment Dems ie Pelosi Obama etc who want him out. Still, the people Im hearing this from pay people for good DC intel and they say this is good.

kiltzbellos

The "show in DC" is run by you and me, it's called democratic representation. Do you know the future, if so, what else do you know? But, alas, you don't seemingly know why financial markets go down as well as up.  Good luck friend.

Eggs-Benny

"At this point, we're all pretty certain who'll be running the show in DC soon**"** Cool speculation, bro.

SheriffBartholomew

> At this point, we're all pretty certain who'll be running the show in DC soon  We are?

Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

a shitty DC character sleeve or calf tattoo?

SoloOutdoor

Oh without a doubt but the morons in DC can't think beyond the end of their nose.

jackperitas

Bullshit, DC are already refusing chinese components and subcomponents.

throwaway78907890123

Idiots in DC are overplaying their sanctions hand..

TheCriticalThinker0

I bought in for the first time ever yesterday at 7.00. It's a high risk, high reward one for me....I just kind of had a plan to buy about a year before the first Gunn DC movie's release date since I am very confident about those projects. Zaslov also had a quote over the weekend regarding the election that he hopes whoever wins that we get deregulation...which I interpreted as "He wants to make a deal" and "We will get that deregulation bc the Trump administration CAN'T be more regulatory than Biden's"

hard-time-on-planet

There is an apocryphal belief that Washington DC used to be swamp land so I would guess it's based on that. Though draining a swamp that's just minding its own business is usually not a good idea, ecologically-speaking.

shelfdog

The change in command was Trump firing Mark Esper after losing the election and installing Acting Secretary of Defense Chris Miller, who called off the National Guard in a Memo on Jan 4. Purposely. I've written about this before [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/10vp7j8/marines_charged_in_capitol_riot_got_highly/j7jcoty/). For those on mobile: >Indeed. And it was from the top down: >On November 9, 2020, just six days after he lost the 2020 Presidential election, Trump fired Mark Esper and named Chris Miller the Acting Secretary of Defense. >On Jan 4th, 2021, just 2 days before the attack, that same Acting Secretary of Defense, Chris Miller, released a detailed memo requiring his “personal authorization” for DC National Guard to deploy, to employ weapons, riot control agents & other tactics at Jan. 6 >Miller's Memo SPECIFICALLY STATED: >*DCNG may not be "issued weapons, ammunition, bayonets, batons, or ballistic protection equipment such as helmets and body armor" ... so they can't have any weapons or armor, which they might need in case of a riot. >*DCNG would not be allowed to "interact physically with protestors, except when necessary in self-defense or defense with others" ... so they would not be allowed to in ANY WAY prevent the insurrectionists from, say, storming the Capitol. >*DCNG would not be allowed to "employ any riot control agents" ... so they'd get no pepper spray or water cannons or shields or rubber bullets. >*DCNG would not be allowed "to share equipment with law enforcement agencies" ... so DCNG, which had armor and riot control agents it couldn't use, couldn't give any of that to DC police or Capitol Police or Maryland's National Guard. >*DCNG couldn't "use Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance (ISR) assets" or "conduct ISR or Incident, Awareness, and Assessment activities" ... so they couldn't try to find out what was going on beyond what they could immediately see. >*DCNG couldn't "employ helicopters or any other air assets" ... so, again, they couldn't get eyes above the city to see what was happening, or to move troops people rapidly around. >*DCNG couldn't "conduct searches, seizures, arrests, or other similar direct law enforcement activity" Military forces usually can't do law enforcement, but Miller's telling them they can't even detain insurrectionist terrorists. Have to just let them do what they do. >*DCNG can't "seek support from any non-DCNG National Guard units" ... so they couldn't ask Maryland or Virginia National Guard (which didn't have these restrictions) to help them. >So let's be clear: >Acting Secretary of Defense Miller put out a memo on Jan 4 - ORDERING THE DC NATIONAL GUARD TO DO NOTHING on Jan 6, and denied them ANY possibility of being able to respond to Trump's upcoming insurrection. >This was after the FBI and other intelligence agencies informed Miller about multiple right-wing terrorist organizations planning to riot in DC on Jan 6. >Still shocking it's not a bigger story.

lookingaroundblind

Goldman downgraded the price target today from $106 to $101 and maintains buy, but meh.. lots of DC's around with capacity.

highflyer10123

Closer to 12. Dallas. Charlotte. Los Angeles. DC. and a bunch of international flights. All on various airlines. I might have forgotten one or two. But I can’t recall seeing a single seat available. It could be anecdotal or the flights that I don’t see. But that’s why I am having this discussion.

wolverineheel

I’m certain that the modal Yale Law grad knows more about policy than 99% of DC hill policy staffers and Congressmen

JayLoo67

Only a single hotel in DC? What about his golf courses, hotels, apartment buildings, etc? All of his businesses were technically being run by someone else and he could only receive updates on their status. Was this upheld 100%? Probably not. The same way Pelosi has made better returns in the market than most of the best hedge funds...they all break the rules.

Monster_Grundle

Lmao he owned and operated a hotel in DC during his first term.

___-_--_-____

Cerebras quietly chilling over in the still-private bullpen, with its wrecking crew of 350 total employees, steadily (and has, for three years) cranking out its extremely unconventional dedicated AI "chips"**\[0\]** that pull down numbers 11x faster for AI workloads than NVDA's highest end gear, and doing so at 50% operating cost per watt. Already has contracts with working, production silicon inside the DC's of several dozen name-brand research customers (Mayo Clinic, etc). \[0\] by "chips" we are talking a single chip that takes up an ***entire goddamn wafer - a single giant square of silicon 21 centimeters on a side.*** It's unreal, a single processor that takes up the entire (squared-off) wafer. I can't believe it isn't more well known. But I do believe it will be, soon enough.

LowUnderstanding4184

according to Forex Factory - Due to speak at the Economic Club of Washington DC. Audience questions expected;

G_I_Joe_Mansueto

It’ll get appealed or refilled in DC, this just delays it. 

baeconundeggz

Great company... gonna kill it with this DC build.

kuprenx

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Repulsive-Shallot-79

Bahaha... if youve ever been to DC there are quit a few Secret service gals that are not hard on the eyes.

No_Abbreviations_259

His wealth insults the manhood of existing NFL owners too much for them to allow him into their little boy's club. He'd own DC or Seattle's team by now if he were buying an NFL team. I see him more as a buying the entire NFL kind of guy.

YN_Decks

When the Denver Broncos were for sale, the rumor was that Bezos would be more inclined to buy a team located in DC, Florida (or Seattle). Celtics also have a huge luxury tax. Obviously Bezos can afford it, but it’s a huge drawback for any prospective buyer.

noobstockinvestor

Doug: I am told from my Washington DC contacts that the "comments" on rescheduling were modest. I continue to view with near certainty that rescheduling of cannabis will be announced shortly after the comments period ends in ten days.

NextDimensionInd

First time on the internet? That’s everywhere. Don’t go to Washington DC, there’s buildings full of those

lamedogninety

Biden’s press conference is like DC’s wonks’ Super Bowl event lmao

Nameisnotyours

I did look up the numbers. In NYC there are 13,000 medallion taxis and 40,000 ride share vehicles. The info is little vague but it says there are approximately 175,000 licensed ride share drivers. NYC has double the taxi and ride share of the next largest cities which are Chicago and DC. TAM is microscopic. Toyota sells more Camrys every year than the aggregate taxi population of the nation. I just don’t see it but I have been epically wrong in the past so this may be another misjudgment of a paradigm shift.

toocoolforgg

the ongoing NATO summit in DC this week has been super hawkish. time for war stocks?

Faroutman1234

It's about time. They to even let junior staff members trade stocks but it got out of hand. They do need to pay Congress more though since they can't afford an apartment in DC on their salary.

DankMemesNQuickNuts

Sources: Pelosi is beside herself. Driving around downtown DC begging (through texts) Jon Ossof's family for the address to his home

badgebruce

We have many catalysts from sports. Falls on deaf ears in DC and investors.

wtfsamurai

Conservative dudes gonna be flocking to DC and you are buying puts? Calls on Christian dick sucking.

jedielfninja

They have a museum with their name on it in Washington DC. Many buildings with their name on them apparently. I want their grandkid's grandkids to live in poverty like so many they have caused.

ZealousThrowaway1789

$GRND bc all the Christian staffer guys from the hinterlands will move back DC and need cock

badgebruce

No doubt there are DC pols salivating for high cannabiz taxes for their own purposes.

badgebruce

Washington DC Senate doesn't have a lot of cannabis credibility.

95Daphne

The fact that Powell is going back to DC in the summer is odd, but I’m pretty confident the March thing has been a thing dating to before him, it just didn’t get much run or thought because for the most part, volatility was destroyed post financial crisis until 2015-2016. Doesn’t mean that there weren’t blips (2010 and 2011), but for the most part, it was gone. In all likelihood, this isn’t going to really matter.

JusticeBrennanBurner

DC dating is the plague

Unitedtendies

Bro DC women have so much attitude. I went to NYC 2 weeks ago and got laid with the best looking women. Back to DC now and it’s a dry spell. Could be women of color tho but you get it

NVDAismygod

I met my current fiance on tinder in DC 4 years ago. Don’t give up hope

Unitedtendies

It’s hard in places like DC. Very unfriendly environment

GeneralZaroff1

I mean RDJ KNEW he was carrying the franchise. Feige had done everything to switch RDJ heavily into a % profit share and basically told Marvel that the entire Phase 1-4 NEEDED Iron Man to be the backbone. RDJ was the highest paid actor in Marvel for a reason, no one else got a similar comp structure. Marvel has been trying really hard to find someone with the same presence but the truth is that it's just REALLY hard to do. Think about how many other leading roles had come out across Marvel and DC. We've had, what, 3 Batmans, Superman, Thor, Captain America, Black Panther, Aquaman, not even counting the less major ones like Ant man or Shang Chi. None of them had even close to the same carrying power.

Adept-Mud-422

It's been on regsho since before last week so could be in the 8 to 10 day range by now. At 13 days we should see dome forced covering. The 100 million $ deal had something to do with a contingency of buying in at a price 75% of the next 10 day average. So maybe that buyer short the fuck out of it to get a better entry price. The amount of sold puts on this thing are going to require a mass of shares for assignments if the price stays down here under .50 and 1.00. If you sell .50 puts tomorrow's expiry or the next couple of weeks, you'll be effectively buying in a tad higher than spot but probably stabilizing any more downside. I think all of solar sector got a nice smack down for the last 3 days if you look at some other names adjacent. I'm stacking shares and quite a few sold puts🚀🚀🚀🚀 I'd love to be called in front of Congress to testify so take this as financial advice if you want to. I will literally shit my pants and fling poo on everyone in reach in true gorilla fashion. Fuck this whole ponzi scheme market and all of these insider trading crooks in DC

Dominick555

I think you’re missing my point. Everyone knows about nvdia and you don’t need to convince me to be an nvda bull… What companies’ products are going to connect all the H20 cores? Who is going to benefit from this differentiated DC architecture being adopted in China? Is there a lucrative trade in that answer? Who’s the next nvda no one is talking about?

iamchromes

DC is like Afghanistan rn holy shit.

iamchromes

Fireworks tile in DC ETS 1 hr 10 mins 

iamchromes

It’s like Iraq in DC with all the fireworks rn in Navy Yard 

99_Gretzky

Bag holding pre first split, only $109 DC. Sold two-thirds of my stocks to tax harvest against some losses. Felt great.

BeginningSuspicious7

Omg you guys have no idea. I have been working in the DC area for years… There are barely a few companies in the world that are building AI infraestructure and boosting Nvidia HW sales (Meta, Google, AWS and a few more). Once they finish building these AI racks, the drop on Nvidia hardware sales is going to be remarkable as the HW refresh cycle is tipically 5-7 years. Nvidia valuation is based on purely on hype at this point.

Efficient_Being_2603

Don't use the water in DC

roloplex

Administrative cases tend to land in the DC circuit because they are looking for judges that understand administrative law. In this case, the people bringing the suit do not care about the law. They are looking for a judge that is expressly anti cannabis (and anti Biden admin).

THUGGERSEASON

I'm traveling down the East Coast this fall for the Dismemberment Plan reunion tour. I'm hitting DC, RVA, and Durham in Sept. I'm so excited.

Similar-Turnip2482

If you banked some profits good for you. My DC is sitting at 207 so I was under water for the last 6 months so I don’t blame anyone looking to take some profits and move on