ED

RockasaurusRex

My TV is like broken or something, it only shows commercials for ED meds.

Independent-Use-228

Who's ready to play Danny Diamond Dodgy Darts. Calls on $TGT. JUST SKIP HALLOWEEN AND OPEN THE CHRISTMAS CASINO. CALLS ON FORMULA 1... LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE IN ABU DHABI WITH REX ABRAHAM N.A.A. YAW THIS YEAR! CALLS ON DELTA, ED BASTIAN IS COOKED AND CUCKED. PUTS ON EVERY MAJOR BANK. I'M MARGIN CALLING 1 OF YOU AT 1602 EDT. ENJOY BANKRUPTCY TFC.

Americanstandard

Losing weight will cure your ED… how you convince your wife to lose weight is your battle king.

Conscious-Team-1156

DKS: RSI is sitting in oversold territory. Obviously, the price overreacted, one soft quarter and a guidance cut and DKS got treated like it has ED, yeah the Foot Locker integration is messy, yet messy isn't broken, and the people who actually make money are the ones who can buy when the headlines are bad and everyone else is scared off, not after the stock's already back near its highs and it feels "safe" again. I'd rather take a real swing on a name I understand than sit in cash waiting for a perfect entry that only ever shows up in hindsight. Tomorrow morning, we are in, and we are gonna make that D hard.

Federal-Watch

That means you gotta small dick and ED so I’m not worried about you catchin’ me

CEOofBeanz

Victoria Secret prevents ED

draw2discard2

Utilities, such as ED, are stable and pay solid dividends.

Feisty-Basis7903

It discovered a cure for my ED

Humble_Code_6501

TACO just TACO'ED

TibbersGoneWild

its almost like it has ED

user_nombre_

Is this what ED feels like?

octopus_serenader

wait... why do we have ED today?

skymagic

ED suddenly gone ( ͡° 👅 ͡°)

No_Stand5622

WSB, I am your new special ED teacher.

Infamous-Ad-8160

That piss is motivating to full port hertz calls tmr and become a genius billionaire with an ED

kinkyhentai69

Semi bros have ED it's in the name

account-names

You have ED?

cookingboy

Apparently it's more complicated. Income polarization is pretty bad: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_inequality_in_South_Korea >According to data from 2010, low-income earners (those earning 12 million won or less) make up 37.8% of South Korea's labour force. Conversely, the highest income earners (those earning 100 million won or more) make up 1.4% of the labour force.[1] > According to a survey in 2019, among young South Koreans, 89.3% of women and 81.7% of men agreed with the statement that "people born into poverty can never compete with [those] born into wealth".[2] Apparently 2nd highest poverty rate amongst OECD as well: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:%EB%B6%88%ED%8F%89%EB%93%B1.JPG.jpg

Midget_Molester10

it's like MU turned 40 and got ED after July. Always thinking about how it was back in its prime.

ptexpat

# MSA Safety Announces Second Quarter 2026 Results Thu, July 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM PDT  ***Second Quarter 2026 Highlights*** * Achieved quarterly net sales of $503 million, a 6% GAAP increase and a 3% organic increase year-over-year * Generated GAAP operating income of $112 million, or 22.2% of sales, and adjusted operating income of $121 million, or 24.1% of sales * Recorded GAAP net income of $86 million, or $2.23 per diluted share, an increase of 40% year-over-year, and adjusted earnings of $93 million, or $2.40 per diluted share, an increase of 24% year-over-year * Generated free cash flow of $83 million and returned $47 million of capital to shareholders via share repurchases and dividend payments  * Announced the acquisition of Autronica Fire and Security for \~$555 million, which closed in July, and raised annual dividend for 56th consecutive year PITTSBURGH, July 30, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- Global provider of advanced industrial safety products and solutions that protect people and facility infrastructures, MSA Safety Incorporated (NYSE: MSA) today reported financial results for the second quarter of 2026. [](https://s.yimg.com/lo/mysterio/api/7453F68189C78AE25746155ED91D7C400220E714F4E68E75E3EA52D9452807A0/subgraphmysterio/resizefit_w960;quality_80;format_webp/https:%2F%2Fmedia.zenfs.com%2Fen%2Fprnewswire.com%2F09e418c589691e4cfe1242ae47809fc6) MSA Safety Incorporated "I want to thank the MSA team for their disciplined execution across our business in the second quarter," said Steve Blanco, President and Chief Executive Officer of MSA Safety. "We delivered strong operating performance through the continued advancement of our Accelerate strategy. We also announced the acquisition of Autronica Fire and Security, which closed in early July and adds a highly complementary business that builds on the strength of our existing fixed detection platform while expanding our addressable market opportunity."

chainerection

To sell ED pills? Yes.

Federal-Watch

Downvote me all you want 😒💅 But my sister is an ED doc, so I know how many of you “super straight guys” are walking around with objects shoved waaaayy up your 🍑s 🤗

WalkIndividual5122

Even the algos have ED now

AskMeAboutMyGenitals

Lol, I'm full porting ED 209s.

carrollart

Man that ED 209 action figure by Neca is fuckin slick

EmbarrassedCow2825

The best social media app stock is by far Grindr. I'd take Grindr over reddit and snap. Their AI rollouts are making casual homosexual hookups easier, and their telehealth rollout of woodwork in order to treat ED, at home std tests, and glp1 seems like a great addition and a natural fit to their other offerings.

PaperHandsTheDip

looks like some r.ED....

puzzle-solved

I trust hot takes from Redditor rather than Buffet. Ofcourse I have ED and Downs

BarbellPadawan

My wife is working on a ladder, not being very careful. I don’t have the patience for accusatory looks when I bring her to the ED and she has to tell them “I fell.”

Rich-Badger-7601

Donald Pump stricken with ED

Curious-Bird-8159

As SPY loses 750 ,Bols taking viagra for their ED to get one last sesh in before their only fans payment gets declined tm

Major_incompetence

What's the joke? Is this some meta pun about OP suffering from ED?

Independent-Use-228

Special ED... Yes. I beZ regarded 4 sh0.

B01SSIN

I wish it gave me ED. To many boners over here.

Jazzlike_Thanks_1869

Vaping and Nicotine patches cause ED. Good luck with your soft sock.

bulrfuc

My dick works fine without them. Time for you to seek help with your ED.

No_Currency_367

Kospi is gonna give me ED

PuzzledLeader8941

So stressed I’ve began developing ED

DWade3MVP

MU has ED after earnings

punch0073735963

ED, AAPL, TJX. I took profits in all my high flying chip stocks last month.

SlackBytes

They’ll come around eventually when they get ED and hair loss.

Thin-Stranger-9765

I work in the industry and am nyc based. ED pay varies wildly depending on your role. Some EDs are lucky to clear $200k. Some make 7 figures. It depends how close you are to revenue generation, and this lady was nothing but a cost center. Most big banks have already been slimming down their DEI roles because they’re nearly useless.

EmergencyInternal837

Micro, Soft, has ED and STDs Cant get worse

ICollectBidoofs

They specialize in ED meds

more_aero

Spy has ED

AlGAdams

Yeah youre new invention might have cured cancer, baldness and ED but does it do AI?

whitephantomzx

Lmao Google dosent manufacturer memory they manufacture there own CPUs . Imagine by so confident spouting basic information wrong. The internet would 100% better if brain dead morons like you where actually held accountable for half the shit spout . https://finance.yahoo.com/news/google-deepmind-ceo-says-memory-165247517.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAEBee-8rzvmdpFWXzf7SYFEyrDQsUIceSN3Srpwegd9NkX1gHRXVuG2Wp0ED1Qu0Gs0OLdOD4-WFenI8E9Jfa0EHhgoPzTbrQoD3kLz9QUTE64SOtUExHNULdO7YfjtZswiIkzB96IcE7rmLfV3zx8fqNUuRE9k482ZPuqLg_tRh

Diligent-Lettuce-455

Micro penis with ED. At least MU can get hard.

Emilio___Molestevez

bears have wicked bad ED but are too scared of the gas station cashier to even buy the pills about it

Crazy_Donkies

The after hours pump needs an ED device.

Capital_Wing1861

Go up vix. Quit with this ED crap

punch0073735963

Listen, when you're up several hundred percent, sell at least some of it. Book the gains, save some to the side for taxes (maybe even make an estimated payment) and enjoy. When stocks are hitting all time highs and everyone is sanguine is when you book some profits. Now you've seen the beginning of a little rotation out of tech as smarter money takes profits, and you don't know what to do. How much is up to you but if you've got a 5 bagger you can sell half the position, recover way more than your basis, and have some gains to use. Home improvements, car repair, pay off bills or debt? Any of those are good uses for big gains. If you sell and leave the funds in your account, there's nothing wrong with getting 3-4% in money market for a few months. We still have a war on, inflation raging, a pull back in the high flying AI and chip stocks, uncertainty on interest rates, etc. We also have MASSIVE IPOs coming, Anthropic and OpenAI, on top of SpaceX, so there is still room for more selling as people chase new issues. Money market too boring? Then buy shares of something in retail, health care or utilities, that has a dividend yield of 1.5% more. I hold big positions in ED, XOM, TJX, and VZ for that purpose. When I shave off huge tech gains I put some of that into positions that will pay me money. Over the long term those positions will build and compound. (I know VZ's price action has been terrible but it's now yielding 6% and their free cash flow seems to be able to support it the dividend). If you like the long term theory you can always buy more at a better price. Stocks that go parabolic always come down, even if the fundamental thesis remains. But for your sake, for your daughter's sake, there's nothing wrong with taking some profits along the way. (Tommy Boy reference). Not every trade has to be all or nothing. Okay, I should stop rambling now.

Cyee05

I have ED do you reckon it has to do with my autism?

No_Current3675

I'm pretty sure ED is caused by MSFT

ExtensionMoose1863

Best way to get people to want something is to tell them they can't have it because it's too powerful... These guys could sell sports cars or ED meds when the AI thing goes south

eternalpuer

I thought I had ED, and then I made sweet sweet love to your mother

N34D

Microsoft down there like 

violet_evergarden8

Elon gonna cure my ED tmr

Jayu777

Can even mean $ED lol

SpaceCatVII

You're gonna get ads for ED

GoChiefs2576

The market cured my ED

Here4Snow

You transfer in kind and things they can't sell can still come over. We've done it. We transferred multi accounts, about 85% of our portfolio used to be with ED Jones.  Yes, I read the post. Sheesh.

old-cow666

This pump suffers from ED

Lower_Skin_3683

now all these ded flat tickers are gonna rise like an ED treated with Viagra

14X8000m

They cured my ED because I'm rock hard over here.

RegardEngineer

He IS the special ED.

a-lost-ukrainian

Are you in special ED?

gm0ney88

It has ED

Big-Safe3031

This market gives me ED.

Big-Safe3031

Multiple Choice Time! NVDA tomorrow will: A) Print B) Tank C) Give us all ED D) Allow us access to insider trading

Big-Safe3031

ER gives me ED

confused_teabagger

wtf is ED? Is this something that $HIMS fixes?

Impressive-Name5129

Fun fact. Did you know that you can actually go to the ED for mental health. In my country we have publicly funded EDs. So you can literally just turn up. It's good of you have lost all your money in GameStop

Bochyat_Jaa

Better not have ED (earnings disappointment)

OkTax379

ED bro

Saved_by_the_Bull

BREAKING: RTUMP SAYS STRIKES GOT CALLED ED OFF THE WAR IS OVER FOR THE 3278TH TIME So, pump the market?

wildreid69

The ED-Files

surmoiFire

you are masking ED with alcohol abuse, you belong here

Beneficial_Spot_4661

I believe he is referring to uncharted ED area, if you know what I am

pooterssssssssss

Quantum getting F\*\*\*\*ED over... RGTI and QUBT down 6% good god...

nothingsusphere

I would not touch MU for a while that’s ED right there

teh_herper

#It's ok SNDK, 33% of men get ED too

Appropriate_Ice_7507

It cures ED!!!

CallsOrPutsYES

#MSFT aka MONEY STILL F%#*ED TODAY

ridina05

Spy with the ED, get it going bro

Altruistic_Branch241

Hims can't cure its own ED at this point. This earnings call sounds like a mass layoff on Zoom.

surmoiFire

I guess people finally give up on ED treatments on HIMS

Rambok01

Here's a little causation: pandemic fear causes hair loss, ED and mental health issues

BuckyKatt007

Maybe ED meds would help.

Reaps21

I'm curious if the ED will sue him, imagine seeing your face memeified everywhere because some dude wanted a pay out

avd51133333

Lower than VP which is lower than Director and Executive Director. ED Isnt even that high up, the real management layer starts at MD

Slightlybadpicks

NFLX price action gives me ED ….

emptyzon

Please don’t do this. The ED is already filled to the brim with idiots.

Overall_Cheesecake_3

JP morgan has denied the claim. In the article is ridiculous, it says he was getting bad references. JPMC doesn’t give references, only employment verification, and doesn’t allow employees to give references. So, who was giving the bad references, and why was he asking for references since it’s against the Code of Conduct. HR is not going to put up with anything that is going to harm the reputation of the firm. And to protect an ED? Not a chance. ED is not a very senior role in JPMC. There’s a dime a dozen EDs in JPMC. Word on the street is dude was a nut job and looking for a paycheck. Regardless, if this is true, they both have tainted reputations now.

RitzHyatt

I used to work at JPM in IB. Wasn’t in levfin, but a coverage group that worked a lot with them. Word back there is that this is all BS and that he’s trying to extort a few million from the firm by getting a settlement. Apparently Lorna is a very pleasant woman, which means a lot in an industry that’s filled with psychos and sadists. I feel pretty bad for her (if this is all ultimately untrue). The story never made any sense anyway. No levfin ED would ever have access to bank accounts.

zonda600

Nah. Analyst->Associate->VP->ED->MD.

AR101

She is not that high. ED could be considered senior middle management / entry upper management. If she was an MD, that’s the real club.

Pereise1

Yeah just sounds like air escaping. Hopefully the nurses remember to turn off all the alarms cuz I remember a few times in the ED, someone forgot and instead of a peaceful moment you got angry beeping and confused family members.

ObiWahgwanKenobi

Who doesn’t? I use bluechew and I don’t even have ED. You should try it, it’s awesome.

Slightlybadpicks

Oracle will give me ED I swear 🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭