ED

SnooMarzipans9536

I took it when I was about 16… 20 years ago. That can’t be right?! But it did work, helped clear up the deep cystic acne on my back to a huge degree. Only side effects I recall were dry lips and needing to be careful in the sun. It was covered in warnings that it was serious shit but it was fine for me. No ED or anything like that. Sure your DR would warn if there were dangerous contraindications from other meds you might take.

No_Lobster_1102

is accutane worth it? do you guys get ED or some shit like that?

BarbellPadawan

Guys stop reminding me about those Bryon Noem photos. I don’t want to have to go to the ED again to get my priapism drained.

d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

Shrek has ED. Come on. Keep it up for 2.5 more hours.

Chrishall86432

CPB, KO, PG, DUK, ED, WMT, etc.

Great-Television1775

We are all in special ED classes so we are proud of you 👏

zxc123zxc123

Actually it was just a joke? 1. you buy stock. stock goes down. you dumb 2. me smart. me buy index. 3. indexes have been going down. As for the 4% thing. I was referring to this: [Over 93 years, 4% of stocks have driven 100% of US stock gains. 96% have 0 upside.](https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D5622AQH0ph22N6j1Rg/feedshare-shrink_1280/B56ZsO1gYqI4A0-/0/1765480466616?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=v-EbcKbQBzEWJeWeXnRmTuklOWoSzQdpw8QGDCuc20A) That statement was made off this research paper >[This study summarizes investment outcomes for 29,754 common stocks listed on the public U.S. stock markets over the 100-year period from 1926 to 2025, reporting on both compound (buy-and-hold) percentage returns and shareholder wealth enhancement measured in dollars. While the cross-stock mean buy-and-hold return is over 30,000%, the median is -6.9%. Shareholders’ wealth was enhanced by $91 trillion over the century, but long-term investors in nearly 60% of stocks incurred wealth reductions. The degree to which wealth creation is concentrated in a few firms has increased sharply in recent years. Over the 1926 to 2016 period studied in Bessembinder (2018), 89 firms accounted for half of the $43 trillion in net wealth creation. After including outcomes for the most recent nine years, just 46 firms account for half of the $91 trillion in net wealth creation over the full century.](https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=6438198&__cf_chl_tk=Fv1EyNQ7Qlpt5ZHgs3qI0JTqMFbLt0G4rpENC70tiNk-1774729195-1.0.1.1-ZQdz.rvozB0ZTvkN.nUn.ED9BJUbzXTUH_BnAQcjAfk)

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TrollerCoasterWoo

Iran’s terms: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2026-03-25/iran-war-trump-latest-news-updates-live-oil-markets?cursorId=69C3ED2349F80062 I highly doubt these are acceptable

sashazaliz

low beta stocks which have preffereds are my targets. for example WFC and Consolidated Edison (ED) are my two favorites. both issue preferred stock, both have long histories of stable price behavior. ED has a beta around 0.36 which is less than half the market's movement

modder9

Representation is important! Most of the US is retarded. Only going to be more with the gutting of Dept. of ED.

CompactedMass_

Then you have ED

ku1185

This is a good bet. People eligible for the draft will have to start sucking cocks to avoid fighting in WW3, and given how this generation is soo straight and afraid of feminine dicks that they voted for WW3, I'm long on ED meds (pun intended).

Ill-Expression1737

who else has ED

plzplzplztendies

Like not hard? I already have ED I’m too embarrassed to admit it.

Big-Mushroom-7799

HIMS makes money off viagra because guys are scared to admin they have ED to their doctor (usually it's young guys with PIED). So rather than to ask for a prescription and pay 30cents per pill they're willing to pay bucks to HIMS. Fools

zoomin1098

bol frantically searching ED treatments.

regula-shmegula

Would it be smart to invest in ED'S at the moment and does anyone have any suggestions? I've never done the stock market

Blitzdog416

ED?

pink_ego_box

The new Supreme Leader does have ED according to various sources lmfao

skymagic

bruh as a superstar myself, (arguably, possibly not officially recognized, but that's completely besides the point) ED past 30s is just a skill issue 🤣

jackperitas

Awww u'r going to get TACO'ED

DiamondHands667

HIMS finally took his ED pills

Here4Snow

Wells Fargo. I know it gets reamed here. In our area, we never had any of the scandals, maybe because our communities are smaller, and we only got WF once our State changed the law regarding branch banking. I got WF from a buyout, in other words. All my investment and retirement accounts are self directed. The dashboard and UI work great, they provide rankings, it's been easy to manage. I rolled a bunch of ED Jones stuff to WF, too. 

cheech712

Yes, gotta look your best while deployed with a bunch of other dudes. Also, not enough boners on that navy ship, better stock up on ED. I'm not buying this logic.

Sablus

I mean heck they still use human drivers for a lot of “AI” automobiles to negotiate obstacles and issues. Similarly ChatGPT Health just got in trouble for having issues not diagnosing patient issues from an ED setting that were easily found by residents (junior physicians). We still do not have a coherent or stable use case for AI nor the productivity to justify this expansion. I feel this infrastructure push is due to the fear of companies being caught with their proverbial pants down once a true use case is discovered cuss no one wants to be the next Blackberry or IBM and misread a possible future market.

BuySlySellSlow

Your doctor recommends you dump it to fix your ED, sir.

softboiledjadepotato

No way bro just called out an innocent dude's ED

surmoiFire

Your ED is so severed that it requires hospital visit?

whatsgoingonhonestly

V has ED calls on hims

yaboyay

#**Everyone look away, the V has ED**

TimingEzaBitch

getting cucked by an ED pill is truly something else.

Secure-Fly6213

HIMs calls because I have ED

VenomBite214

Yes. All consumer focused companies will tank too but not as much as hims. You buy food and gas until you have no money but you can survive without hair loss and ED drugs easily. Bold guys and impotents will still order a doordash sandwich and watch Netflix in their mom's basement It's not a bleak picture- it's a really- just look around, read news/LinkedIn/reddit layoffs...

VenomBite214

Yes population is aging faster and gets more sick much younger BUT it also gets unemployed, more poor and not many have insurance or money to pay... Many will die of flue in their 50-ies in a cardboard box on a street. They won't be able to pay for ED / hair loss or weight loss

ILoveWesternCenter

Did people realize we have more and more cases of people with ED, depression, stress, anxiety and balding?

surmoiFire

You found out the ED drugs u take has side effects

booose6

SPY looks like it has ED

draw2discard2

ED

Cav829

SPY is suffering from ED. Bullish on HIMS?

siqiniq

You have doubts about ED-209 (Enforcement Droid Series 209)?

DoinIt4DaShorteez

How often is Edward Jones making any changes to your portfolio to justify you paying them anything? At 32, unless you have some unexpected life events (which ED Jones wouldn't be able to anticipate anyway), you can just be on autopilot and make a couple of tweaks every 5 years or so as you get closer to retirement. You could move your whole portolio "as is" directly to another broker. And then control it yourself and pay nothing. Most people just use a handful of index ETFs like VOO and QQQ. If you're happy with how the portolio has performed, you can just transfer it somewhere else and then just leave it alone while you get yourself up to speed on what you might want to do differently.

AmbassadorGloomy8915

I have ED and can’t get hard unless I snort Adderall 😔

VegetableAspect4331

Same bro i keep thinking HOOD is gonna bounce back but its just going ED limp mode , same with nflx except nflx is trash

Hairy_Muff305

HIMS stock was already well over $20 on their existing business of ED and hair loss treatment before they started into the GLP1 compounding business stream. That (and rampant speculation!) catapulted them up into the $70s. I’m expecting them to bounce back into the $20s with good results, albeit with the legal threat hanging over the company. Has always been a company with excessive volatility - the CEO (Palestinian married to a Jew) made public comments supporting US students who were anti-genocide. These whipped the zionists into a frenzy and it’s been a fairground ride ever since.

AntelopeSilver9351

The wife got 3 orgasms while the husb got ED problem.      Very possible.

General-Success-2968

honestly this feels like another case where a company got too aggressive expanding into the sketchy grey areas while their core business was actually solid the hair/ED/mental health subscription model is pretty bulletproof - people aren't gonna stop wanting those services and the recurring revenue is nice. but they had to go chase the GLP-1 hype train and now they're dealing with the FDA breathing down their necks plus Novo coming after them with that much liquidity they can probably weather the storm but man, that CEO control structure is gonna make this interesting. when one person holds 90% voting power during a regulatory crisis things can get wild fast seems like the market's gonna keep treating this as toxic until there's clarity on whether DOJ actually moves forward or if they can settle/pivot away from the problematic GLP-1 marketing

TheHyperboley

Daily chart looks like an ED ad lmao

Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Notice how education has ED in it. That shit makes you soft

BlueSkysnBlueChips32

I'm convinced that HIMS has sold their entire ad budget yo YouTube for ED medications...

OptionsHuduga

being a HIMS bagholder gave me ED and baldness

gainsusmaximus

Hims taking ED pills

CerebrumMortuus

Why don't HIMS try their own ED pills to fix their floppy candles?

Here4Snow

First, have them turn off direct reinvestment. Stop rebuying load funds. If you're divesting, do that before moving the funds. ED Jones has the inside track to those load funds, and there can be exit costs, but you might be able to get them waived based on circumstances and balances. Moving cash is easier than inkind, and some stuff might be a forced sale anyway. 

Hamataru

Being overrun applies to most all social media outlets and is often a feature not a bug. Those are detractors, but there is also a benefit to anonymity. I’m sure there are data integrity issues and redundancies, but that doesn’t disqualify it. I’d bet there are numerous ways to empirically measure authenticity on sliding scales. What other large scale social media has the same structure as Reddit? 4chan? X? Are there moms complaining about their stretch marks on 4chan and X? Men trying to reverse their balding? Fashion recommendations? ED issues? People critiquing Netflix shows on a dedicated sub? Idk… seems like a wealth of info but I forgot I’m talking to an expert

Savings_Refuse_5922

Can confirm, know very close friends that own a smaller Telehealth (still 7 figure rev monthly) smart people will stay the hell away from HIMS or go puts, this whole "Superbowl ad" push line is hilarious. Even my friend said that FDA release is gonna cook them but they're in a holding pattern right now until they find out from their suppliers. Going from GLP-1's and ED meds to ED meds being your main thing is a catastrophe.

Savings_Refuse_5922

Friend owns a telehealth company and got the same info recently, not hims levels but multi millions per month levels. The FDA news is absolutely going to destroy HIMS profit margins....Selling just ED meds is not it and their compounded GLP-1's is the lion's share of what makes the money.

Total_Schedule591

Are we expecting less ED?

brahbocop

I have a strong dislike of this company. They made a name by trying to make guys feel like they can’t be honest with the doctors so they can sell them massively overpriced ED drugs. The drugs HIMs sells can be had for a fraction of the price.

Burtonwurton

MSFT is the main cause of ED for all its bag holder. Name makes sense.

Good_Application6245

when things quickly rise, they can also quickly fall...... this isn't about stocks I just have ED

2QuarterDollar

Thats the old narrative, its not about weight loss, hair loss or ED anymore. HIMS is expanding its services to prevention and screening instead of just selling drugs to cure. Making money on medicine is less and less profitable especially with the new admin cracking down on drug prices and transparency of drug prices. Also Fin+Min works wonderful.

Andymackattack

Shorting HIMS because they keep hitting me with ED & Bald commercials when I have friends over watching football.

georgejetsonn

Yeah, hoarding resources just means economic stagnation and lack of innovation. Your coin stash could have cured cancer by now, Saylor, or at least your ED

CitronInfinite5304

I bet you do ED pumps at night

TimingEzaBitch

honestly this is just gonna recover half at the close like yesterday and then do an ED pump overnight. Question is whether we crash three days in a row.

curiousmustafa

I've never lol'ED like this for months, and yes it's an actual headline "Gold could crash 99.9% in worst-case scenario. this strateqist says"

the_voodoo_sauce

 Looks like you're trying to.............

Buff_me_plz

My stock chart has ED. Can't go up

AntiOriginalUsername

https://www.threads.com/@theheatherashley/post/DUJRhJPj0ED?xmt=AQF0n6W0QlEZH4Ts6An5LTW54WUAbIcNjkVKUEm7Ggz_w7OEpFBUAfFwPeTEt_f_ZXxVjPhK&slof=1

ThePirateKing01

Talking about ED₅₀, right? I’m not sure how universal that is across every company, but it’s definitely something that plays into their development strategy. Makes sense—they’re much better positioned to manufacture at scale. They can probably offer it for pretty cheap too, at least compared to the US. I do know you can get U.S.‑approved pharmaceuticals in China, but most of the time you’ve gotta pay out of pocket. I know Eli Lilly is selling Mounjaro over there now, so maybe that helps fill the gap. Edit: Oh damn just looked it up. In China a box of Mounjaro (1-month supply) cost CNY 1,758 ($240) and in the US it costs $1,000-$1,300 out of pocket. That’s crazy. It’s so brutal when you don’t have good health insurance in the US

Candid-Piece-7988

I GOT F'ED buying stonks instead of physical shame on me. Chump announces my loss f'ing scumbag

unwanted_hair

Got a hunch the dude's building Terminators and ED-209s.

ILoveWesternCenter

SPY just gave me ED

SignificanceLate7002

What, exactly, is China going to gain from spying on the type of people that would be buying 20k dollar ED'S?

Daethedar

For real though ladies... One look at that, and it's perma ED for life.

fire_alarmist

"WHY WONT THE MARKET GO UP!! I ANNOUNCED A THING! I TACO'ED AGAIN WHY WOULDNT IT PUMP AGAIN? WE RELEASE THE BEST FAKE NUMBERS AND THIS CROOKED JOE BIDEN MARKET JUST GOES DOWN. SOMEONE GO THREATEN JEROME'S BOYFRIEND AGAIN, MAKE HIM TURN THE PRINTER ON RIGHT NOW" \- The mango that cried tariff after his 27th consecutive taco.

Puzzleheaded_Lion234

“Yes, a lot of companies can sell ED meds, hair loss treatments, etc. But HIMS isn’t just standing still or doing the bare minimum.” - you answered your own question. You don’t get props for bare minimum so they have some valuation but this is j likely to be a 10 or 20 bagger. When it comes to healthcare, people don’t care about brand, they care about price.

Ok-ThanksWorld

Looks like my ED graph.

sharkykid

> virgins increasing at an alarming rate = no need for ED pills > r/bald is subreddit of the year, and we're only 21 days in = no need for hair loss treatments

Terrible-Zucchini-23

Thanks for curing my chronic ED 🍆

cocktails4

ED is up 7% the last 5 days. It sees to reliably pop when the market is down.

Odd_Hair3829

everyone knows if you invade greenland your ED goes away

Plenty_Tourist4586

Struggling with ED?

unwanted_hair

Who's building the ED-209? I'll invest in that.

poo4

Every time I look up HIMS reviews on BBB, Google, Reddit, etc...it's generally bad. Either overpriced or locking you into some subscription. On top of that trying to sell 20-40 year old people ED meds seems like a bad thing to me.

PrthReddits

Whys ddog like an ED dick for so long

hedwigpanda

My teslur puts printed and I got out, livin it up bearly like it's the pride month. But now I'm getting that strong, irresistible urge to load up again. This green cockening seems due for some ED

RoyalFail6

NVDA suffers from ED 😞

unevenvenue

Yes, like I said, I'm already in this stock. If the siblingual is approved for Aspirin, the proverbial toothpaste is out of the tube. I think they'll get priority approval for future uses (as you said, Ozempic, but also hormones, ED, caffeine, and others).

ramiro252

Everything up while AMD has ED

Ok_Blacksmith1684

ASBP: Met 16 of the biggest pharma players, including Bayer a few weeks ago. - Aspirin trial showed 5x more effective and considerably less toxicity vs chewed Aspirin. - Exploring ED and GLP1 markets. - Already 'positive response' from FDA. - Kraig Higginson CEO hasn't sold any shares - Appointed an expert in In-Vivo drug delivery, as well as having an extensive team of medical and ex-FDA people on their medical advisory board/scientific team. Jan 2 was not a deadline for an announcement, just when the FDA would notify ASBP. The news will come when it comes.

werejoshguy

NVO cured my ED. holee fuck

CoolWerewolf

Your post history is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read on this website. Hope you fixed your ED bro

SlyCooper007

I like that they’re thinking of investors and catalysts. I also didnt realize they were aiming for an NDA submission so early in 2026. We’ll see if they’re able to do that but thats also promising imo. “Higginson (CEO) continued, “Looking ahead, investors can see a clear line of sight to a series of major, value-driving catalysts. The most significant is our targeted NDA submission for sublingual aspirin in the first half of 2026, which aims to disrupt a multi-billion-dollar market. This will be followed by the initiation of clinical studies for our sublingual ED and other programs, our entry points into some of the largest pharmaceutical markets in the world. Our ability to scale commercially is already being validated, as demonstrated by Buzz Bomb Caffeine Company’s second production order of two million servings of BUZZ BOMB™ to meet growing demand. We believe the accomplishments of this quarter have set the stage for a transformative period of growth, and the market has yet to fully recognize the value of the catalysts that lie directly ahead.”

ILoveToEatNuggets

Add Pfizer on there, my ED went from bad to worse

TickTockTaudit

THE REPORTS OF MY ED HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. Also, calls.

bam2350

I'm long on both XOM and CVX. I'm also long on some utilities: DUK, ED, and AMGN. I also have small positions in VLO and ENB. With these I am generally up, but not beating VOO, and have been collecting dividends, some as DRIP others to invest in other stuff.

ck_zaza

Opioids or benzos? Benzo.withdrawal is life threatening (seizures) so you can always pursue medically monitored detox, and inpatient psych for opioid detox. Wishing you the best<3 Source:ED Psychotherapist

selfemployedsince16

When do we get to strip the Scamericans of their homes, titles and honor? I’m talking vets on full disability with ED or “back pain” but have never deployed. I’m talking government contractors I’m talking medical services that rob tax payers through Medicare/caid. I’m talking legislators who write laws for companies they or friends run/own. I’m talking about auditing the fed, the irs and the DOD. I’m talking about freeing the tax adding citizens from the corruption from the takers. It needs to FUCKING END! The generations that have created such a mess won’t be here to witness the ramifications of what happens when economic incentives are not aligned with societal goals. The alternative is what we look at now. We are going to let China have world domination by soft power. Our hard power + corruption leads to a when not if we get overthrown and cast down the global hierarchy. They beat us at exporting cheap goods and services, that was WW3. End all fraud and waste or else watch the end of the dollar. I don’t recommend call options on metal, I recommend you buy as close to melt as possible. The dollar dies the more accountability is evaded.