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I can't believe I ate all those EGGS 🫴🥚
not again with THE EGGS 🥚
BlackRocks new ETF EGGS ( eggs& gas )
all i got from that speech was EGGS
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT EGGS" stfu you can't even open a fcking straight for taco-ing so much LOL
“EGGS” on the ticker board
I can't believe the price of EGGS is rising
EGGS are $35? this is not what i voted for 😤
Mods are so corny and ghey for putting EGGS as a ticker on here
I don't know about you, but I got calls on EGGS, AIN, and FOX
I'm not the one who threw a tantrym because you couldn't respond to actual arguments lol: Blahblahblah. KARMA PLEASE. I'M A GOOD BOY!! THROW EGGS HERE! You're a joke, move on. You're not changing my mind. VIRTUE SIGN!! HERE'S MY VIRTUE SIGN!! DIDUNT MARCO RUBIO!! DID-UNT TRUMP!! Good point XD 👉 How did you know I like smoking republican pole so much? Wow! What an original insult on reddit! Very enlightening!
Blahblahblah. KARMA PLEASE. I'M A GOOD BOY!! THROW EGGS HERE! You're a joke, move on. You're not changing my mind.
Price of gas doesn't matter because HAVE YOU SEEN THE PRICE OF EGGS?!
Hey, someone promised CHEAP EGGS. Nobody promises cheap oil.
i'm going in on eggs. its an old-fashioned word they're using again now. EGGS!!!
I farted on my couch and can taste *THE EGGS*🫴🥚
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EGGS!
Yes! Only competition for Inelasticity is Tobacco, Mary Jane, and EGGS
If we don’t stop **IRAN** we will have **NO MORE EGGS** and the radical left thinks this is **GOOD**
iranians want to take **YOUR EGGS** 🫵
The price of EGGS is now off by a a couple of pennies! Rejoice you peasants! Inflation has been eliminated!
the democrats don’t want you to know about **EGGS**
Op's Name ; FRANK REYNOLDS , Likes BOILED EGGS and bangs Hoors.
Eggs mentioned - "gonna bring them down further" - PUTS ON EGGS
Gotta Crack a few $EGGS to make an omelette
I'll post for those who are checking in but the synopsis of the speech is here: 0-5min - Biden Bad, I'm Great. Greatest Hits from the "Worst of Times". Some mention of drugs, but nothing related so far. 5-7min - Prices Prices Prices. I'm lowering them! 82% ON EGGS! Not DONE YET! 8-9min - Wages are going UP UP UP! 100% Jobs have been in the private sector not government! 18 TRILLION, ME! 10min - TARIFFS! NEVER ANYTHING LIKE IT! WE WERE DEAD. TOTALLY FAIL. NOW WE ARE THE ... HOTTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! Taxes...NO MORE! 11-12min - OBBB! 1,450,000 MILITARY SERVICE MEMBERS WARRIOR DIVIDEND BEFORE CHRISTMAS! $1,776 Dollars! Military so strong and big! 12-13min - Drug prices SLASHED. 400, 500, 600%! They cannot rip us off! Nothing like this in the history! Numbers never CONCEIVED POSSIBLE. TrumpRX.com! I'm taking on those damn Medical Companies, the people get the money! 13-14min - I HATE OBAMACARE!!!! (Then proceeds to sound like Mr. Luigi) 14-15min - Green Energy Scam! Slush funds! Energy restrictions, prices up up up! Surged 30% Electric! Gasoline under $2! Some states hit $1.99! Opened 160,000 Electric Generating Plants. Record will never be beat! 15-17min - Mortgage prices! SCAM! We are getting annual costs down! Lower interest rates by a lot coming from FED! New guy! NEW YEAR. MOST AGGRESIVE HOUSING REFORM PLANS IN HISTORY. Assets went up because BORDER invasion (???). 60% rent FOREIGN MIGRANTS! Paid for by you the taxpayer! 17-18min - Criminals profiting us, SOMALIANS ARE TAKING OVER THE ECONOMICS OF THE STATE! They STOLE!!! Putting america FIRST! MAGA PERIOD. 18-19min - Summary of all the above. World Cup - Olympics - THATS ME! 250th Ann. Declaration of Independence. What a great way to celebrate how great we are now! R E S P E C T. 20min - End.
"THE PRICE OF TURKEY IS DOWN 30% AND EGGS ARE DOWN 82% Would be insane to turn a speech that stated with that into a war announcement lol
On the Agenda: \- Re-emphasize that things are already really great. But through the greatest ideas ever, things are about to get better. \- Hand out some "totally not another stimulus" checks... with the most beautiful signature ever, the best, no one has signed checks like this before. \- Lower egg prices by putting tariffs on foreign born chickens. U.S. CHICKENS ARE BEST CHICKENS! WE WILL STIMULATE THEM FOR MORE EGGS! Nobody stimulates chicks like this administration. \- Remind everyone that inflation is a hoax anyway. And if it wasn't it would be someone else's problem. Name some names. \- 50 year mortgages for the price of 49 years! Buy houses! Best deals! What to watch: \- What industry gets the big nod tonight, guaranteeing their run in the morning? Whatever industry was just acquired cheaply my friends. Place your bets. Thank you for your attention to this matter. And as always, Be Best!
All your EGGS in ONE basket?
MAXIMUM EGGS - *Donald J. Trump, c. 2025*
#THE PRICE OF EGGS is down
Sleepy Joe: The economy is clicking on all cylinders America: But what about the price of EGGS??? Mango: I will build a $250 million ballroom for my billionaire friends and host the best parties America:
MARKET SERVING GREEN EGGS AND HAM THIS WEEK got off the phone with JPowell. Having a nice steak dinner tonight 😏🥒🤌🏻
*THE EGGS* would beg to differ
*The teacher, MRS MARKET, quiets down the rambunctious class of Stonks.* MRS MARKET: "OK kids, can anyone explain why they're green today? How about you, RUN? I know you've had some tough tax break difficulties lately." RUN: "It's extra sunny outside!" MRS MARKET: "That's... well, ok. How about you, Dennys?" DENN: "GREEN EGGS AND SLAM!" MRS MARKET: "I don't know what that means, but that's good. OPEN, you seem excited, why are you so green today?" OPEN: "I forced out my CEO! Power to the people!" MRS MARKET: "Oh. Well thats... that's something, I'm happy for you. Alright kids, finish up your Power Hour homework before close!" *MRS MARKET slides open a low drawer on her desk, revealing a bottle of vodka*
This fact did not penetrate to the US corporate media, somehow. It would be amazing, but then I'm fully aware of how corporate assholes they are and how stupid they are. None of them know ANY economics, at all. None. Not even on CNBC. There was no comparison of US inflation to any of the other 1st world economies on TV (I don't watch because they are so stupifyingly dumb but when I got to my 92 year old mother's house, I do watch them). It's amazing how stupid even US "market coverage" is. It's as if Biden was responsible for the whole world post-COVID inflation. "EGGS ARE EXPENSIVE, VOTERS ARE TELLING US!" Interestingly, they aren't covering inflation now. Hamburger, bacon, etc? Not a damn peep. It's almost like the corporate media are told what to cover and what not to cover like lemmings. The Epstein thing is pretty funny, though. They're having trouble with how to cover child rape, but they'll figure it out soon after the GOP and Vance tell them what to cover. Although relying on Maxwell's testimony might be a speed bump in the GOP narrative.
It says WTF PTA EGGS BOAT
WTF PTA EGGS BOAT What's going on with the ticker board?
You have destroyed the oldest democracy in the P planet for what? EGGS?
https://preview.redd.it/hlbkfxdfyvbf1.png?width=1843&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2f99e56662f9a077b260b59ad9e30bdf9e52197 Top price is from last October Bottom price is today. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT EGGS NOW???????
https://preview.redd.it/1zzf86k3yvbf1.png?width=1843&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd5399f97d8089d80a082dd1107704e511b8bf30 Top price is from last October Bottom price is today. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT EGGS NOW???????
EGGY, EGGS, EGGQ. I'm doing an even spread on all three. They have a good website (I like the way they advertise), they hold securities I like, they are transparent with what they are doing with the money. As long as the managers do a good job. It's technically a different category than most Max yields.
# bers acting like they're the smartest ones in the room when they're FINANCING THEIR EGGS
>Dr Seuss has written a powerful new Book, “Green Eggs and Ham” Seuss was an eyewitness to that terrible day, and understands the unbreakable Spirit of our Movement to EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM. The Future of our Nation resides in the Hearts and Souls of the People of this Country, and Seuss knows we will not rest until we, EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM. Preorder your copy today: https://a.co/d/2kRqJRj
$EGGS ? Can you buy eggs on the stock market?
Breaking: “EVERYONE HAS EGGS NOW”
BULLS IN SCRAMBLED EGGS TOMMOROW U.S. President Donald Trump has promised to hike nearly all of his tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum to a punishing 50% on Wednesday, a move that would hammer businesses from automakers to home builders, and likely push up prices for consumers.
SPY ain't holding .might dip down to $580 BULLS IN SCRAMBLED EGGS
BEARS IN SHAMBLES EGGS IN SCRAMBLES 
Right now in futures: DOW up 1.5%.......S&P up 1.6%.....NASDAQ up 1.8%...For all you little girls who whine about margins and overnight trading, SUCK EGGS.
WHY are you focusing on Apples and Oranges what about the fucking EGGS??
Personally, I keep making the case for Cal-Maine Foods (CALM). Great ticker, legitimately solid valuation metrics, plus in volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!
CALM still green. In volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!
> EGGS WERE DOWN SOME 12.7% ON THE MONTH and people were trying to insist otherwise all month. it's like "have you actually left your house and looked? it's obvious prices are down!" but they kept citing march cpi.
>EGGS WERE DOWN SOME 12.7% ON THE MONTH - THE BIGGEST TUMBLE SINCE 1984 SPY ATHs inc thank you eggs
Get ready for the "CPI DATA GREAT. NO INFLATION. EGGS DOWN 192%, ENERGY COSTS DOWN 1000%. GAS AT $0.98 A GALLON. THANK YOU."
ONLY EVER USE EVEN NUMBERS OF EGGS Hardly counts as maths, and rules out this problem for ever. You been making pussy ass 3 egg omelettes?
Why is "eggs" in quotes? What have they done to the eggs? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE EGGS?!??!
EGGS STORY TIME LMAO 
Look, there are plenty of things to hate about Trump, but his absolute butchering of the English language bugs me so much. Why do people pretend he's a good speaker. WHY THE FUCK IS "EGGS" IN QUOTATION MARKS‽‽‽
Wait until he learns that “EGGS” come out of the “CLOACA”
🥭: JPOW who is always late, Gyna lowered rates, EU lowered rates and they haven been RIPPING us off for millennia. NO inflation, no pres had lower inflation than ME, I know rates and inflation. Gas is free, you get a chicken when buying EGGS. We are under attack by rates, I am trying to put the rates in ALCATRAZ to protect the reindeer, no country has more beautifull reindeer than the great US. Power should lower rates NOW, or RESIGN!
RULE #1 DONT PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET! Plz god diversify
Donnie can turn STONKs into EGGS!
It’s the Golden EGGS 
“Mr president, the economy has AIDS from your regarded tariffs” 🥭 “EGGS, THOUSANDS OF EGGS”
HAHHA EGGS PRICES DOWN 87 %, the lies THE LIES
Michael Burry and Marcus Brownlee drinking a ghost pepper choccy milk on the bus. Mike screams PLTR PLTR PLTR. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE LIGMA BAD JUJU SHORT IT !guh !p EGGS
Pope dies from cringe after meeting with JD Vance? India and Pakistan on the verge of war? China straight up saying, "Confucius say, Mango lie when the eagle cries"? Airlines reporting bad guidance across the board and shitting the bed on earnings? TSLA earnings committing ketamine induced psychosis suicide? Market Makers: Melon said "everything computer" and Mango said "peepee poopoo EGGS"? REAL SHIT? PUMP THAT SHIT PAST THE KARMAN LINE SO WE'RE EYE TO EYE WITH KATY PERRY IN THE AMAZON PENIS ROCKET 
EGGS EGGS EGGS i cant take it anymore 
question about housing market? OIL DOWN EGGS DOWN ELECTRICITY DOWN!!
EGGS 
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE EGGS? 
Eggs are down 87%!!!! BUY EGGS
It's true guys I just got 3 dozen eggs for $1 and change. EGGS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS
Bububut EGGS ARE DOWN 92%! GAS DOWN TO $1.98!! KOOLAID FOR VEVERYBODY!