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EGGY, EGGS, EGGQ. I'm doing an even spread on all three. They have a good website (I like the way they advertise), they hold securities I like, they are transparent with what they are doing with the money. As long as the managers do a good job. It's technically a different category than most Max yields.
# bers acting like they're the smartest ones in the room when they're FINANCING THEIR EGGS
>Dr Seuss has written a powerful new Book, “Green Eggs and Ham” Seuss was an eyewitness to that terrible day, and understands the unbreakable Spirit of our Movement to EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM. The Future of our Nation resides in the Hearts and Souls of the People of this Country, and Seuss knows we will not rest until we, EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM. Preorder your copy today: https://a.co/d/2kRqJRj
$EGGS ? Can you buy eggs on the stock market?
Breaking: “EVERYONE HAS EGGS NOW”
BULLS IN SCRAMBLED EGGS TOMMOROW U.S. President Donald Trump has promised to hike nearly all of his tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum to a punishing 50% on Wednesday, a move that would hammer businesses from automakers to home builders, and likely push up prices for consumers.
SPY ain't holding .might dip down to $580 BULLS IN SCRAMBLED EGGS
BEARS IN SHAMBLES EGGS IN SCRAMBLES 
Right now in futures: DOW up 1.5%.......S&P up 1.6%.....NASDAQ up 1.8%...For all you little girls who whine about margins and overnight trading, SUCK EGGS.
WHY are you focusing on Apples and Oranges what about the fucking EGGS??
Personally, I keep making the case for Cal-Maine Foods (CALM). Great ticker, legitimately solid valuation metrics, plus in volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!
CALM still green. In volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!
> EGGS WERE DOWN SOME 12.7% ON THE MONTH and people were trying to insist otherwise all month. it's like "have you actually left your house and looked? it's obvious prices are down!" but they kept citing march cpi.
>EGGS WERE DOWN SOME 12.7% ON THE MONTH - THE BIGGEST TUMBLE SINCE 1984 SPY ATHs inc thank you eggs
Get ready for the "CPI DATA GREAT. NO INFLATION. EGGS DOWN 192%, ENERGY COSTS DOWN 1000%. GAS AT $0.98 A GALLON. THANK YOU."
ONLY EVER USE EVEN NUMBERS OF EGGS Hardly counts as maths, and rules out this problem for ever. You been making pussy ass 3 egg omelettes?
Why is "eggs" in quotes? What have they done to the eggs? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE EGGS?!??!
EGGS STORY TIME LMAO 
Look, there are plenty of things to hate about Trump, but his absolute butchering of the English language bugs me so much. Why do people pretend he's a good speaker. WHY THE FUCK IS "EGGS" IN QUOTATION MARKS‽‽‽
Wait until he learns that “EGGS” come out of the “CLOACA”
🥭: JPOW who is always late, Gyna lowered rates, EU lowered rates and they haven been RIPPING us off for millennia. NO inflation, no pres had lower inflation than ME, I know rates and inflation. Gas is free, you get a chicken when buying EGGS. We are under attack by rates, I am trying to put the rates in ALCATRAZ to protect the reindeer, no country has more beautifull reindeer than the great US. Power should lower rates NOW, or RESIGN!
RULE #1 DONT PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET! Plz god diversify
Donnie can turn STONKs into EGGS!
It’s the Golden EGGS 
“Mr president, the economy has AIDS from your regarded tariffs” 🥭 “EGGS, THOUSANDS OF EGGS”
HAHHA EGGS PRICES DOWN 87 %, the lies THE LIES
Michael Burry and Marcus Brownlee drinking a ghost pepper choccy milk on the bus. Mike screams PLTR PLTR PLTR. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE LIGMA BAD JUJU SHORT IT !guh !p EGGS
Pope dies from cringe after meeting with JD Vance? India and Pakistan on the verge of war? China straight up saying, "Confucius say, Mango lie when the eagle cries"? Airlines reporting bad guidance across the board and shitting the bed on earnings? TSLA earnings committing ketamine induced psychosis suicide? Market Makers: Melon said "everything computer" and Mango said "peepee poopoo EGGS"? REAL SHIT? PUMP THAT SHIT PAST THE KARMAN LINE SO WE'RE EYE TO EYE WITH KATY PERRY IN THE AMAZON PENIS ROCKET 
EGGS EGGS EGGS i cant take it anymore 
question about housing market? OIL DOWN EGGS DOWN ELECTRICITY DOWN!!
EGGS 
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE EGGS? 
Eggs are down 87%!!!! BUY EGGS
It's true guys I just got 3 dozen eggs for $1 and change. EGGS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS
Bububut EGGS ARE DOWN 92%! GAS DOWN TO $1.98!! KOOLAID FOR VEVERYBODY!
TARIFFS TALKS GOING WELL KIDS WENT AND FOUND THE EGGS AND THEY WERE THE GREATEST EGGS AFTER BIDENS EGG DISASTER Etc, etc, etc
🥭 achievements: BROUGHT DOWN EGGS PRICE (and the market from ATH) but THE EGGS
I'm investing in eggs, now that the prices are down... PUTS ON EGGS!
Went to the store yesterday. EGGS ARE NOT CHEAPER!
At least EGGS are CHEAP. BIG BEAUTIFUL EGGS
It's not like the majority of the American general public would give a rat's ass either if we're completely honest. Only thing Trump has to do is "guarantee" them them that first of all, this is all part of his great plan, in fact the greatest plan any country in the world has yet to dare make, he came up with it and he'll see this through personally, as it's a matter of national security of the highest priority, probably the highest there's ever been a priority in the history of America. Killing off all ocean life at that part of the world, which is Asia, he knows that by the way, did you know that was Asia? Killing it of therefore counts as winning against China, in case you couldn't connect the dots, which also means that unforeseen consequences from eradicating parts of the earths largest ecosystem (that we basically know jack shit about how it works) is also China's problem, and China's problem only because all the mining is done at their deep end of the world. Not the American end, where the waters remain crystal clear and fishing will be greater than ever before. Huge profits. Oh, and on another note, those rare barnacles we then take from the Chinese ocean, we just tell China they're ours, because they're rightfully ours, always have been, most people don't know that but we've got all the paperwork and the patents, had them for decades, that's been classified. And those tremendous ocean nodes, we'll just take them from China because we can, you know, what are they going to do, place tariffs under water? With the rarest metal barnacles in it, they're beautiful, the nodes, you have no idea. You can't imagine how beautiful they are, he's seen them first hand the other day, he knows how beautiful they are, exactly how beautiful. It's all worth a lot, you know, tremendously profitable, you'd have to fly to Mars and back to find anything as valuable, which we'll do, but later, and the US will no longer be needing to get rare seafloor minerals here and there and pay for them, they'll just have them all from now on, fully stocked, for everything, manufacturing, building, making the best cars even greater, and also get profit from farming harvesting, livestock farming up to the next level where it's never been before. Which is why, at the end of the day, THIS WILL ALSO MAKE THE EGGS CHEAPER AGAIN. And BAM! You're sold, ladies and gentlemen, hook, line and sinker!
EGGS ARE DOWN guys.. LMAO. All is well in the world.
lol EGGS ARE DEFINITELY UP WITH THAT KIND OF RESPONSE
TARIFF ALL EGGS (even American eggs), people will learn to live without eggs, then people will realize they have extra money each month and people will buy more stock. More people buy = stock go up. Literally this cannot go wrong. 🚀
Put up a tall fence, if your neighbors start noticing you actually have EGGS in this economy you're toast lol
It's all our fault, for buying stuff at inflated prices - you know: food, EGGS, gasoline... Just like it's the market's fault for the sell off after he sent the economy back to the stone age with tariff rocks to the head - yeah, markets do predict the future, he's just convinced they're predicting wrong, while all the expert analysts disagree with him.
now the fuckin regarded POTUS is talking about fuckin EGGS. LAY SOME OF THEM MTHFCKR or shut up
"I MAKE SPEECHES ABOUT EGGS ALL THE TIME" president of the united states. what the absolute fuck lmao
He came in EGGS? 
I think it just gave people a lot of time to look into conspiracies and find people whom just agree with them, so things just got really, really polarized because of that reason. Also, I don’t understand how people can take for granted just how well we did after the pandemic. I mean, we went from a president that couldn’t have cared less about the American people and only cared about how he was seen during all of it… to a president that did an AMAZING job bring us out of it, helped grow the economy, brought normalcy back to the US, made the dollar the strongest it had been in decades, invested in the American people for the first times since FDR, helped fight Russia with a Proxy, introduced the Inflation Reduction Act, worked with the other side of the aisle, did the right things, had empathy, love, understanding, a great administration that got shit done, respected our Allies, helped strengthen NATO, helped bring prices down, helped bring the prices of life saving drugs down, brought back women’s rights to abortion, rarified gay marriage, was taking us towards the future of green energy (now we are going back to coal), helped save the lives of millions with the roll out of the vaccine, brought down our deficit, actually worked with the other side instead of treating them as enemies, etc. etc. etc. And why was he not reelected? Because he was older and got a tired. Why didn’t Kamala get elected? Because she had a “strange name”, because she was Black, because she “couldn’t say how her presidency was going to be different, because voting for a Black woman as a white man was seen as weak, and what else?! They lost to a felon with 34 convictions because people believed ALL of his lies, Biden fell while riding a bike, Biden’s son is a screw up (but working on himself), and what else? Seriously, what else? I just don’t get why we needed to “Shake things up”, again. We tried that once and lost 1,000,000 plus lives! How dumb can people be?! It’s just so pathetic that people can have such a short term memory and put so many people in danger because… “MUHHH EGGS!!”’ People are going to be on the wrong end of history and have a hard time explaining this to their kids… so flgo
#”I have just ordered eggs. Yes you heard that right, EGGS. >!Obviously chocolate eggs you regard, did you think I can afford real ones in this economy?!<
I just saw some idiot on msnbc being like 'EGGS ARE DOWN! GAS IS DOWN!' yeah because the economy is crashing you fucking moron
You guys are saying that a lot now. Can you tell us about this long game. The only answer I got so far was "EGGS" Tell us all about this long game of yours. What exactly is it?
As someone once put it. “He’s The jackhammer outside your window at 4:00 Am……EVERY MORNING!” But “THE PRICE OF EGGS….”
EGGS are cheaper and Gas is cheaper in my area but YMMV
TURKEY EGGS? What fresh hell is this?
Pretty sure he thought we said we wanted the price of $EGGS to be lower.
But the price of eggs? REMEMBER THE PRICE OF EGGS?! /s
He is putting tariffs on that could take us into a great depression and the only thing he talks about day in and day out is the PRICES OF EGGS
Why is he talking about F\*\*\*\*\* EGGS
THANK YOU SECRETARY OF EGGS 
Thinking about launching an EGGS shitcoin
EGGS MFer, he hasn't done shit but keep drinking the juice, maybe when they take your social security you'll finally realize it
IF by you fucks you mean the media... literally nobody cares about eggs here they just use it as an example to complain. OMG MY MILK AND EGGS COST ME $5 MORE THIS WEEK THE WORLD IS ENDING. same idiot spent $20 on lunch without batting an eye
TRUMP WORKING ON SENDING THEM Military EQUIPMENT FOR GREENLAND AND EGGS
BUT EGGS ARE CHEAPER NOW...RIGHT...guys...guys?
The real culprit here appears to be the BACON. BIG BACON has been misdirecting us all for years. Look at that percentage of cost over the years. This chart is completely unintelligible, so I may be a shill for BIG EGG but it looks like BIG BACON accounted for 25%-33% of the sammich price in '95, but appears to have ballooned to over 50% of the sammich price in '25. Why is everyone talking about BIG EGGS, when the problem appears to have been BIG BACON all along? What are Elmo's holding in BACON? Have we had an audit of the Nation's Strategic BACON RESERVE? What about the Strategic EGG RESERVE? We are clearly being distracted by tariffs and BIG BACON'S ruse against Eggs. WHAT UP SHEEPLE!!
**GREEN EGGS** and **HAM** 🐻 *i will not eat it on a boeing plane, i will not eat it on a bullet train*
I ASKED FOR CHEAPER EGGS NOT CHEAPER STOCK PRICES 
Now everyone can buy $EGGS 🙏
🥭 yesterday: SHUT UP TALKING ABOUT EGGS YOU POORS AND GO BUY A $60,000 TESLA! KEK
They did promise to lower $EGGS prices
$EGGS going to $20 a share soon
Clearly you don't buy EGGS.
*$CORN puts* *$EGGS calls.* 