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$CVKD - Phase3 Bio stock -Will be on day 7 out of 10 to gain compliance this week.
$6k profit this week from flipping NVDA calls within 1st hour after open.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
How come you guys don't think that Disney will cease to exist entirely by early this year?
Peltz/Trian/Perlmutter are 100% confirmed to take over Disney entirely and that will cause the company to cease to exist entirely.
Seeking Suggestions for Parents After Disappointing Financial Advisor Experience
$SAVE down 60% as federal judge blocks JBLU purchase of Spirit Airlines
📰 The catalyst that explains why NVDA and AMD are going up today.
SPEC Anyone here in this? Carbon dioxide reduction company read article
TTNN Amazing fundamentals (Epic DD) MUST READ
Shares of Boeing open down 8% following FAA grounding dozens of Boeing 737 Max 9 Planes
Boeing shares slide 8% in premarket trading after FAA grounds dozens of 737 Max 9s
The Current State of JPMorgan Chase and the banking sector
Does RH support backdoor Roth IRA conversion from a regular after Tax IRA?
The 2 Biggest NIO Catalysts coming in 2024
Why the sudden jump in US broad market ETFs (e.g. VTI, SCHB)?
Highlights from SoFi Shareholder Q+A on Dec. 4th, 2023 @ 12:30PM ET
Alright fellow fry cooks, if NHI (ET) disclosure were forced on us tomorrow, what possible long play is there?
Cybin to Release Phase 2 Topline Safety and Efficacy Data for CYB003 in Major Depressive Disorder and Host R&D Briefing on November 30, 2023
AYR Wellness to Hold Third Quarter 2023 Conference Call on November 16 at 8:30 a.m. ET
$VERS Upcoming Webinar: Introduction and Demonstration of Genius
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No more GTC orders on some OTC securities
"Going the Extra Mile: NIO's Journey Towards a Greener Future"
NIO: Embrace the cycle of rising gas prices and join the future of transportation with cost-effective and eco-friendly electric vehicles.
Gold Regains its Shine: Surges to $2,000 in a Three-Month High
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Ardelyx announces FDA approval for XPHOZAH and amendment to 50 million financing from SLR Partners
Novo Nordisk buys hypertension drug in $1.3 Billion Deal
UAW hits Ford with a surprise strike of 9,000 workers at the Kentucky Truck Plant, Signaling Major Escalation in Labor Fight
I can't win dude, SPY just inverses me
Nevis Brands locks in license agreement with Blaze Life Holdings (CSE:NEVI)
UAW threatens 2nd expansion of strikes at Detroit automakers if progress isn’t made by Friday
September 20, 2023 - Federal Reserve FOMC Statement
Thinking about going all-in on SPY 0dte calls at 1:59PM ET tomorrow. Is this dumb?
Buying Total Return (Dividend + Capital Appreciation):$ET and $T
Does anyone have more information on $XFOR
Uranium: Kraken Energy Corp. (UUSA.c) up 15% After Announcing CEO Presentation on Sept 19th
Oil Reaches New 2023 High on likelihood that Saudi Arabia or Russia will extend cuts
Anyone got insight on Cadrenal Therapeutics?
Billionaire Warren Kelcy has only been buying ET. Opinions ?
The market moves specifically to screw me
$GRINDR Reports Q2 Income, 32% revenue growth; 2023 Revenue Outlook Raised; +8% today
Acorn Achieves Net Income and Positive Cash Flow as Q2 Revenue Rises 22% from Remote Monitoring and Control Solutions for Backup Generators and Gas Pipelines
August 10, 2023 United States CPI Release Discussion
🚀 $NIO: Igniting the EV Revolution with Game-Changing Innovations! 🔥🌟
$ET YOLO. Let’s go to the moon. Position is 500 $15 calls Jan/24 expiration with about a .14 average. #ETPHONEHOME
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Cramer says to “Move on from RocketLabs”
July 26, 2023 - Federal Reserve FOMC Release Discussion
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U.S. Stocks Continue to Surge, Dow Eyes 10th Consecutive Day of Gains Driven by Tech and Megacap Stocks
$ZRFY Zerify: Cyber Security Is Up 43.75% As of Jul 20, 2023 at 9:48 AM ET
Why aren't more people talking about CVNA?! Are we squeezing?
AYR Wellness to Hold Second Quarter 2023 Conference Call on August 17 at 8:30 a.m. ET
Does DRIP artificially inflate the value of a stock? Are there any arbitrage opportunities?
July 12, 2023 United States CPI Release Discussion
$ETST Initiates Up-Listing Process to the OTCQB
Nasdaw PHLX Options Exchange - Issue with pricing this morning
The Ultimate Affordable Dividend and Growth Set
Heads Up Traders: Start of July 3rd's Compact Trading Week Packed with Key Economic Reports & Market Insights - SPT Technical Analysis
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10 AM ET, huh? So...a 30 minute window for cashing in on the oil price surge, buying calls on the market, then a TACO reversal/cancelation by 10. If I'm right then my god, they aren't even trying to hide the market manipulation.
According to U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) post on X: >U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces will begin implementing a blockade of all maritime traffic entering and exiting Iranian ports on April 13 at 10 a.m. ET. The blockade will be enforced impartially against vessels of all nations entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas, including all Iranian ports on the Arabian Gulf and Gulf of Oman. **CENTCOM forces will not impede freedom of navigation for vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports**. So basically, countries like China or India can: (1) buy oil/gas from any of the middle eastern countries (except Iran) and they will not face US blockade ( blockade #2). (2) Now if they also secretly pay the $2M toll (comes out to $1/barrel) to Iran in Bitcoin or Yuan, Iran will let them pass the Strait (blockade #1) **So there is a simple and safe workaround to get through both blockades!!**
Centcom said 10 am ET April 13th.
He said 10am ET for a reason, he can call it off any time once he see pre-market tanked enough and his friends can come in and sweep up everything at a discount
United States Central Command said it will begin enforcing a maritime blockade on all vessels entering and exiting Hungarian ports on April 13 at 10 a.m. ET under a presidential proclamation, applying to ships of all flags. It added transit through the Strait of Hungary to non-Hungarian ports will not be impeded.
EDT, not EST just use ET so no need to remember DST or not I've learned to embrace my inner grammar nazi
United States Central Command said it will begin enforcing a maritime blockade on all vessels entering and exiting Hungarian ports on April 13 at 10 a.m. ET under a presidential proclamation, applying to ships of all flags. It added transit through the Strait of Hungary to non-Hungarian ports will not be impeded.
United States Central Command said it will begin enforcing a maritime blockade on all vessels entering and exiting Iranian ports on April 13 at 10 a.m. ET under a presidential proclamation, applying to ships of all flags. It added transit through the Strait of Hormuz to non-Iranian ports will not be impeded.
Today. >Central Command (CENTCOM) forces will begin implementing a blockade of all maritime traffic entering and exiting Iranian ports on April 13 at 10 a.m. ET, in accordance with the President’s proclamation. >The blockade will be enforced impartially against vessels of all nations entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas, including all Iranian ports on the Arabian Gulf and Gulf of Oman. CENTCOM forces will not impede freedom of navigation for vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz to and from non-Iranian ports.
JUST IN: US says strait blockade starts tomorrow morning at 10 AM ET source: [U.S. Central Command on X: "U.S. to Blockade Ships Entering or Exiting Iranian Ports " / X](https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2043432050921718194)
"US CENTCOM: Forces will start blockade of all maritime traffic entering and exiting Iranian ports on Monday, 10 AM ET."
100% a new peace deal before 6am ET
Tomorrow, the first 30 minutes of the market open will be volatile as f. Don’t do anything stupid until after 10am ET.
Bull extinction level event coming this Sunday at 8pm ET
Tune in at 8PM Sunday ET to see a shrek dick
>U.S. [West Texas Intermediate crude](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/@CL.1/) futures for May delivery gained 0.6% to $98.46 per barrel at around 7:20 a.m. ET, after passing $100 earlier in the session. International benchmark [Brent crude](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/@LCO.1/) futures for June delivery were up 0.42% at $96.36 per barrel. They changed the article for sure because here you can see the crux of the previous version being implied here lol
5:00.001pm friday ET ceasefire broken, 5:59.999pm ET sunday ceasefire back on
Robinhood math is off. On another note, I’m thinking we get a tantrum at 6pm ET
Yeah I feel nervous that I should go all in before 4PM ET
Most brokers don't run their locate processes outside of extended hours. Which broker do you use that supports shorting between 8pm ET to 3:50am ET?
Hello, I am sure majority of you might be familiar with P\*\*\*market, currently there is a dispute on contract settlement for the contract P\*\*\*market Iran-US ceasefire by 7th April. Backstory: on April 7th, there was an announcement by TACI, which prompted the above-mentioned contract to skyrocket to \~99.9 cents, with contracts for April 15th and April 30th being settled without any dispute, HOWEVER, there was dispute to the April 7th one, and currently it is in the final phase of outcome decision. The final say is done by something called UMA protocol, which basically is a mechanims where UMA holders vote on the outcome. The problem is, the current resolution (YES) does not reflect reality, however the UMA holders are clearly manipulating the market. There are big whales , some of the top holders, who buy very LARGE positions ( in the millions) for 99.8c, hoping for a return of 0.02c. This level of risk indicates they are VERY certain that the outcome results in yes. Clearly they are able to make sure that the UMA voting resutls in their favor. However, if enough people join in on the vote on the UMA network, and consequently buy NO contracts, the upside is 1 dollar for every 0.02 - 0.03 cents ! The reasoning for the correct (NO) contract resultion is by the following arguments: This resolves NO. Per the rules, resolution requires an explicit, dated commitment to halt hostilities from BOTH sides before 11:59PM ET April 7. 1. Iran's president only publicly confirmed the ceasefire on the morning of April 8 — outside the resolution window. 2. Iran continued firing at Gulf Arab states and Israel throughout April 7. 3. AP confirmed: "No start time agreed upon" — the rules explicitly require a dated commitment. 4. Trump's post is conditional: "subject to Iran agreeing to COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz" — a conditional agreement does not qualify. 5. A 2-week temporary suspension is explicitly excluded: "limited operational pauses or temporary tactical stand-downs will not count." The rules are clear. Headlines saying 'ceasefire' don't override the resolution criteria. If you believe that the contract resolution should be NO, and want to make some nice money (potentionally) than DO participate, the dispute ends tmrw! \############## The way to participate in the UMA: UMA decisions are not automatic. They are decided by participants. That means the outcome depends on who actually shows up and votes. Right now, having the correct interpretation is not enough. Participation is what determines the result. \### How to vote on UMA: 1. Go to the UMA voting app 2. Connect your wallet 3. Find the active dispute 4. Submit your vote (NO) 5. Come back later to reveal your vote (this step is required) That’s it. \### Why this matters: \- If NO voters don’t participate → the other side wins by default \- If you don’t reveal your vote → it doesn’t count \- If participation is low → outcomes can be distorted \##########
Gonna be a crazy 4:00-4:05am ET volume and volatility spike
Rich people are in a club and you and I aren't in it: **Newly created Polymarket accounts bet big on US-Iran ceasefire in hours before Trump’s announcement** >NEW YORK (AP) — A group of new accounts on the prediction market Polymarket made highly specific, well-timed bets on whether the U.S. and Iran would reach a ceasefire on April 7, **resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars in profits for these new customers**. An analysis of publicly available blockchain data from Polymarket, using the crypto analytics platform Dune, shows that at least 50 accounts, or wallets, placed substantial “Yes” bets Tuesday before Trump announced the ceasefire in a Truth Social post at around 6:30 pm ET. These were the first bets made by these particular wallets. [https://apnews.com/article/polymarket-iran-trump-ceasefire-prediction-markets-350d9fe5ffefa74080ff5dd973aef48b](https://apnews.com/article/polymarket-iran-trump-ceasefire-prediction-markets-350d9fe5ffefa74080ff5dd973aef48b)
*buys puts, sells all calls* *Market closes* *opens laptop* THE RADICAL AND OPPRESSIVE REGIME OF IRAN HAS ILEGALLY VIOLATED THE BEAUTIFUL CEASEFIRE AGREED ON AND BROKERED BY ME. I WAS GENEROUS AND FAIR, MAYBE THE MOST FAIR, AND STILL THE PEACE WAS VIOLATED. IRAN MUST REOPEN THE STRAIT BY 7 PM ET THURSDAY OR THE ENTIRE CIVILIZATION WILL BE OBLITERATED. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"
🐝 🐝 speaks at 1:15pm ET while Levitt is having her conference. My guess is whatever he says will be equivalent to 🖕😑🖕 your Calls.
That's on Friday at 4:30pm ET
Do you have any idea how much money there is to be made by just opening a futures contract about 10 minutes after the market closes and then closing it out before 2:00 am ET?
April 7, 2026, 9:12 p.m. ET2 hours ago In Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates, the authorities said they were dealing with a fire at the Habshan gas facility. The announcement came shortly after the Emirati defense ministry said it was dealing with missile attacks and incoming drones from Iran.
April 7, 2026, 8:51 p.m. ET2 hours ago Countries around the Persian Gulf, including Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates and Qatar, reported missile and drone attacks shortly after Iran and the United States announced the cease-fire deal. The U.A.E. defense ministry and the Israeli military said they were countering attacks from Iran. The Kuwaiti army said its air defenses were detecting missile and drone attacks, while the Qatari defense ministry said it had intercepted a missile attack.
April 7, 2026, 9:12 p.m. ET2 hours ago In Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates, the authorities said they were dealing with a fire at the Habshan gas facility. The announcement came shortly after the Emirati defense ministry said it was dealing with missile attacks and incoming drones from Iran.
CNN publicly reported Pakistan’s cease fire offer at 4:41 ET. At this time WTI crude was at $110, SPY was at $660, BTC was at $69,300. Oil prices and SPY did not move for 80 minutes after the report. 2 hours seems like a short timeframe but oil hit its low less than 3 hours after this public report came out. Anyone with only public information could have heard this report, they had plenty of time, over an hour to get into the trade, they may not know a timeline to exit, but oil hitting $92 would be a pretty good exit signal.
• Mar 3: "We won the war." • Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." • Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." • Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." • Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” • Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." • Mar 13: "We won the war." • Mar 14: "Please help us." • Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." • Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." • Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." • Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." • Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." • Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." • Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." • Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." • Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." • Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." • Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" • Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" • Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." • Mar 24: "We’re making progress." • Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” • Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." • Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." • Mar 28: No major quote • Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing • Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." • Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" • Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." • Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not • Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." • Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. "Tuesday 8 PM ET". • Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." • Apr 6: "We can bomb the hell out of them" • Apr 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight"
Been away since 4 ET... dafuq
Great list. Add to it the Executive Club in DC that Trump Jr partly owns with Witkoffs sons and to be a member costs $500,000. The club has a wall of screens showing feeds like Trumps Truth Social feed, Fox News and various news sites, and of course Polymarket odds- handy when Trump Jr and Eric are big Polymarket investors and Don Jr is also an advisor. Look up the Reuters news release about his 1789 Capitol investment tied to them. "Polymarket secures investment from Trump Jr-backed 1789 Capital Reuters 02:10PM ET, 08/26/2025 by Manya Saini".
Hey the B52d just landed we're saved it's over! >!No of course they haven't landed and are still otherwise flying to Iran right now. 8pm ET 100 Minutes out 🤡🤌!<
You can go 1/2 Bol before Markets close. That's risky but doable. But never go full Bol when Markets are closed. - 8pm ET tonight
2 weeks from now: We have made a deal between ET 👽 and Iran to extend the deadline
> **04:45pm ET** > > Iran's Amirkabir petrochemicals plant in Mahshahr attacked - Mehr News Agency
Axios: "The Mango administration is in heated negotiations with Iran at this hour, as we near the deadline tonight at 8pm ET. A White House source who wanted to remain anonymous suggested that almost all points had been hammered out, but a sticking point with Iran was the request for 15 Taco Bell restaurants to be built across the country, with 1 proposed as being on Kharg Island."
**Today's Market Drivers & Factors** * **Geopolitical Crisis**: Markets were highly volatile ahead of an 8:00 p.m. ET deadline set by President Trump for Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. A late-session rebound occurred after Pakistan’s Prime Minister proposed a two-week extension for negotiations. * **Energy Shock**: Oil prices surged early in the session due to the conflict, with **WTI Crude** trading near $115 per barrel—its highest since 2022. This has fueled concerns about "stagflation" as energy costs drive inflation while growth slowing down. * **Economic Data**: Durable goods orders fell 1.4% in February, more than the expected 1.1% drop, signaling a softening in manufacturing and consumer demand. * **Inflation & The Fed**: A New York Fed survey showed one-year inflation expectations rose to 3.4%. Major brokerages like [Goldman Sachs](https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/wall-street-brokerages-pencil-fed-rate-cuts-mid2026-2026-04-07/) now expect the first Federal Reserve rate cut to be delayed until September 2026. **Notable Stock Moves** * **Health Insurers**: Surged after the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) finalized higher-than-expected payment rates for 2027. * **UnitedHealth Group (UNH)**: 9.7% * **Humana (HUM)**: 8.6% * **Tech & AI**: * **Broadcom (AVGO)**: 6% following expanded AI chip deals with Google and Anthropic. * **Apple (AAPL)**: nearly 4% on reports of engineering setbacks for its first foldable iPhone. * **Arm Holdings (ARM)**: 6% after a downgrade from [Morgan Stanley](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/06/stock-market-today-live-updates.html) citing a slow timeline for AI chip revenue.
**Today's Market Drivers & Factors** * **Geopolitical Crisis**: Markets were highly volatile ahead of an 8:00 p.m. ET deadline set by President Trump for Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. A late-session rebound occurred after Pakistan’s Prime Minister proposed a two-week extension for negotiations. * **Energy Shock**: Oil prices surged early in the session due to the conflict, with **WTI Crude** trading near $115 per barrel—its highest since 2022. This has fueled concerns about "stagflation" as energy costs drive inflation while growth slowing down. * **Economic Data**: Durable goods orders fell 1.4% in February, more than the expected 1.1% drop, signaling a softening in manufacturing and consumer demand. * **Inflation & The Fed**: A New York Fed survey showed one-year inflation expectations rose to 3.4%. Major brokerages like [Goldman Sachs](https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/wall-street-brokerages-pencil-fed-rate-cuts-mid2026-2026-04-07/) now expect the first Federal Reserve rate cut to be delayed until September 2026. **Notable Stock Moves** * **Health Insurers**: Surged after the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) finalized higher-than-expected payment rates for 2027. * **UnitedHealth Group (UNH)**: 9.7% * **Humana (HUM)**: 8.6% * **Tech & AI**: * **Broadcom (AVGO)**: 6% following expanded AI chip deals with Google and Anthropic. * **Apple (AAPL)**: nearly 4% on reports of engineering setbacks for its first foldable iPhone. * **Arm Holdings (ARM)**: 6% after a downgrade from [Morgan Stanley](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/06/stock-market-today-live-updates.html) citing a slow timeline for AI chip revenue.
BREAKING: President Trump speaks to Fox News just minutes after Pakistan's request for a two-week extension on the US' 8 PM ET deadline. Details include: 1. Trump refuses to comment on ongoing negotiations saying, “I can’t tell you, we’re in heated negotiations" 2. Trump declines to address Pakistan’s request for a 2-week extension 3. The White House confirmed Trump is aware of the proposal and said a response is coming soon
No? Its 8 PM ET. 10 mins and 4 hours.
ET - eastern time right? So in five hours from now…
The CIA spent 23 years and $2 billion studying how to separate your profits from your portfolio. It takes 20 minutes. Try it tonight, after 20:00 ET.
BREAKING: 🥭 reportedly may delay his 8 PM ET deadline on Iran “if he sees a deal is coming together” [https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2041379703127216367?s=20](https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2041379703127216367?s=20)
Oh yeah 8 PM is fkn Tahiti time Dahurrrrr, why would it be any other time zone other than ET, how are you even showing up market open on time
Deadline is at 8pm ET. It is currently 2.24pm ET Plenty of time for waiting still
Oxy, xle (etf), LNG, VG, ET.. Also, NTR, CF because I believe fertilizer stocks are setting up for their next leg up. If you haven’t yet, look at how much fertilizer, urea, etc comes out of the Middle East or is transported through that straight. Also, mfg byproducts in petrochemical plants like the one that was bombed again in the UAE
It's wild how the market is barely reacting to this. Flooding the zone and backtracking really desensitized everyone from any posturing from Trump, actual action is the only thing that's going to move the markets at this point, which is scary coming from the guy who wanted to nuke a hurricane. Even the planes flying over the UK right now seem like they could be just a distraction to convince people something is going to happen. I'm assuming we're going to see insider trading just before the market closes if something is actually happening in Iran tonight. What do you think would be an indicator or it? Oil futures spiking again? The 8pm ET deadline is exactly when the after hours market ends, and since there's less liquidity and lower spreads, price volatility is higher so there's more money to be made there. Coincidence?
He set 8PM ET deadline for Iran to make a deal, so likely we hear something before or around then
The most important, ET
BREAKING: President Trump provides an update on his 8 PM ET deadline for Iran tonight. President Trump says: 1. The US is preparing to carry out "heavy strikes" against Iran if his 8 PM deadline is not met tonight 2. If negotiations with Iran make progress today and something tangible emerges, the deadline could change 3. If the deadline ends without reaching an agreement with Iran, the US will "launch an attack the likes of which they have never seen" Meanwhile, Iran appears to have ended diplomatic discussions amid President Trump's threats. The deadline is now 8 hours away.
Breaking News: Malaysia closes the strait of Malacca due to multiple shipping containers full of cat-ear headphones and pleated skirts falling overboard. Donald Trump has reportedly suggested that if shipping doesn't improve by his Tuesday 8:00 p.m. ET deadline, he might just rename the whole area the "Strait of Trump" and start charging a subscription fee.
[The Kobeissi Letter on X: "BREAKING: President Trump provides an update on his 8 PM ET deadline for Iran tonight. President Trump says: 1. The US is preparing to carry out "heavy strikes" against Iran if his 8 PM deadline is not met tonight 2. If negotiations with Iran make progress today and something" / X](https://x.com/kobeissiletter/status/2041546552422855057)
Ngl that summary is pretty accurate unfortunately haha. Basically threatening to bomb the hell out of Iran if they don’t make a deal by 8pm ET
I'm not seeing a lot of bulls or bears out there saying they are winning or losing because everyone knows this is decided tonight during futures at 8pm ET.
Okay, which of the bulls here volunteers to be the designated survivor? We can put you in a bunker with a year's supply of Wendy's, crude oil, and Bloomberg terminals, to carry on in case the world ends tonight at 8pm ET.
Trump Always Chickens Out Wait for 8pm ET. You'll get to see it live.
ET energy transfer LP will keep the Oil and Gas Safe
08:00 ET is in my time 02:00 am. Will not sleep and maybe trade on the australian stock exchange.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Warns a 'whole civilization will die tonight' but says Iran still has time to capitulate before 8 p.m. ET deadline.
Is he going to really press the red button? Or 🌮? 8 PM ET. Stay tuned. Nuclear fallout isnt good for anyone I guess!
It's ber when he TACOs again at 7pm ET.
As a Europoor, you best believe I'll be staying up until 20:00 ET to see what happens
Yes, it's legit. Multiple major outlets (NYT, AP, CNBC, BBC) are reporting that Trump set a new deadline for Tuesday, April 7 at 8pm ET for Iran to reach a deal regarding the Strait of Hormuz before the US begins striking Iranian infrastructure. He had previously extended earlier deadlines as negotiations continued. --- *^(This comment was generated by qwen/qwen3.6-plus:free)*
plan: short now as scared Europeans always sell in the mornings. Switch to long at 8 am ET when 🥭 wakes up to truth praising the 'strong, supple Iranian leadership' and their 'red hot deal'
I asked Gemini to explain tomorrows deadline to wsb: 🥭’s 8:00 PM ET deadline is the ultimate 0DTE option. It’s binary: Iran caves and the market moons, or they don't and we get a Black Wednesday crash. 8:01 PM is when the world finds out if we’re guhed.
are u gonna bomb Iran bridges and power plants at 8 pm ET tomorrow or are u gonna TACO out id like to insiders trades please
**Today's Key Market Drivers:** * **Geopolitical Deadlines**: Markets were highly sensitive to a Tuesday 8 p.m. ET deadline set by President Trump for an Iran deal. Stocks pared gains earlier in the day when the President warned that Iran could be "taken out in one night," but recovered after he indicated an active willingness for diplomacy from the other side. * **Energy and Inflation**: Oil prices saw significant volatility, with West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude climbing 1% to settle at **$112.75** a barrel. Ongoing concerns about the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz continue to fuel global inflation fears. * **Shift in Fed Expectations**: Wells Fargo Investment Institute announced it no longer expects Federal Reserve rate cuts in 2026, citing persistent inflation and geopolitical risks. Cleveland Fed President Beth Hammack and Chicago Fed President Austan Goolsbee both characterized the inflation outlook as "orange" or worse, suggesting a preference for tighter monetary policy.
**Today's Key Market Drivers:** * **Geopolitical Deadlines**: Markets were highly sensitive to a Tuesday 8 p.m. ET deadline set by President Trump for an Iran deal. Stocks pared gains earlier in the day when the President warned that Iran could be "taken out in one night," but recovered after he indicated an active willingness for diplomacy from the other side. * **Energy and Inflation**: Oil prices saw significant volatility, with West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude climbing 1% to settle at **$112.75** a barrel. Ongoing concerns about the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz continue to fuel global inflation fears. * **Shift in Fed Expectations**: Wells Fargo Investment Institute announced it no longer expects Federal Reserve rate cuts in 2026, citing persistent inflation and geopolitical risks. Cleveland Fed President Beth Hammack and Chicago Fed President Austan Goolsbee both characterized the inflation outlook as "orange" or worse, suggesting a preference for tighter monetary policy.
Iran earnings out tomorrow 8pm ET will they miss or surpass expectations
Iran earnings out tomorrow 8pm ET will they miss or surpass expectations
That could have been an email. Either way 8pm ET tomorrow is a fireworks show apparently. Early 4th of July. 4 hour long show. The Grand Finale of the already decapitated Iran.
Just buy puts at 255 ET and you'll be straight
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This is from Reuters: "Trump will speak about the ceasefire proposal at a press conference at 1 p.m. ET (1800 GMT), a White House official told Reuters. "This is one of many ideas, and (Trump) has not signed off on it. Operation Epic Fury continues," they said, referring to the U.S. name for the operation against Iran."
>[](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)Yemen Houthis to make announcement at 10:40 AM ET >10:12 Apr 06 Might not have an impact, but seems worth noting with Trump scheduled to speak in a little under 3 hours
This is just gonna crab walk until 🥭 speaks at 1p ET. It's supposed to be just about the downed pilot rescue mission. Even if he doesn't say something to move the market, the MMs will invent one to drill or moon.
Oval Office Press Conference (1:00 PM ET)
I don't see heavy volume between 4:44-5:52 am ET. 668.69 high was 5:22 am ET.
If you are holding puts and you sell before 3:00PM ET you might regret it
Am I missing anything? - Pre-mkt rally due to islamabad accord, pullback after Iran states "nuhuh" +0.2% still - 🥭 Pushes up speech from 8pm ET Tuesday to 1pm ET today (makes hopium) - 🇮🇱 continues bombing energy infrastructure
I thought the deadline was Tuesday, April 7th, at 8pm ET?
Commented the sources here, even 'Israel Times' reported it at 4am ET. Nobody listened lol
I’m just going to ignore the fact that you’re asking this question like the US market is the only one that exists. Asia is trading right now. Nikkei, Hang Seng, ASX are all live. Middle East exchanges trade on Sundays. Tadawul, Tel Aviv, Dubai. Forex never closes. Crypto never closes. E-mini S&P futures on Globex open Sunday 6PM ET. European pre-market is pricing in moves hours before NY wakes up. CME oil futures are already reacting. Gold and bonds caught the safe haven bid on Friday’s fear and now reverse on Sunday’s de-escalation. Two moves, two trades, same weekend. Volatility spiked on the escalation, so whoever sold premium into that panic on Friday profits massively on the IV crush Monday. VIX products like UVXY and VXX get obliterated on a gap-up open. Whoever shorted vol over the weekend prints. Credit default swaps on defense, energy, and sovereign debt were repricing OTC in real time all weekend. You escalate on Friday after close, let the fear cook all weekend, let every retail trader panic-set their Monday morning orders. Every stop-loss and limit order sitting on the book is visible to market makers. They know exactly where the liquidity is before the bell even rings. Then you leak a de-escalation on Sunday so the algos can scrape the headline and reprice futures in milliseconds while the smart money front-runs the entire move across every open exchange before US retail even wakes up. The people who move markets don’t need the NYSE bell. They have futures, overseas desks, Globex access, headline-scanning algos, OTC desks, FX desks repricing every USD pair in real time, and dark pool positioning before you even open your brokerage app. You don’t.
Well there's a lot of ET talk recently. The annunaki are said to be really into gold. It could double again easy if it's them that show up and not the Grey dudes. How's that for a black swan?