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Hedgeye initiated a short call on Apple Inc. (AAPL ) forecasting a potential decline of 23%.
DELL is up 330% from its 52-week low and I still can't decide if it's a buy or a trap
White girls gave up lattes and leggings but will NEVER give up their Birkenstocks ($BIRK YOLO + DD inside)
Safer x Binge Labs - Open to suggestions for a seed round for a Women Safety Platform.
Intel: trading warm fuzzies or the next big chip maker?
This is everyone in this subreddit If you ignore the GF part.
Sold a house got to a million and lost it all, now I owe the IRS 179k and I owe creditors 100k do not do options if you adhd
$PRKS Discussion - Messed up to bet against Shamu?
$PRKS Discussion - Messed up to bet against SHamu?
$ADUR - Deep Dive: Chemical Recycling Company with Major Oil Partners Testing Their Tech
LON : URU - URU Metals - Pending Mining Rights Approval Followed by Asset Sale
Guess the mods are mad I have a GF and they don’t 😂
Girlfriend started crying cause she doesn’t have any leverage.
Regard's final gamble - Valhalla or long $ROPE
Absolutely everything you need to know about AMZN earnings today
Absolutely everything you need to know about AMZN earnings today
Absolutely everything you need to know about AMZN earnings today
Please help!!!!! I am drowning!!! How can I recover from this big loss?My parents and my GF don’t know yet!!!
CVNA Bought my GF's Chevy Trax for $4400 more than Carmax offered.
Nvidia to launch cheaper Blackwell AI chip for China after US export curbs, sources say
Gold Resource (GORO) Closes Year with $1.6 Million in Cash
Revive Therapeutics Provides Update Evaluating Bucillamine for Nerve Agent Exposure with Defence Research and Development Canada
State of California Pulled All My GF's Stocks?
GF might be sucked into binary trading scam "course"
My girlfriend's boyfriend took my Girlfriend because I could take make gains.
Final $DISH Post (Copium + Loss Porn)
Final $DISH Post (Copium + Loss Porn)
Last thing I sent my Ex-GF before being blocked.
Looking to gain a little more insight on EMFs and $AAIRF
Green energy and the future of electricity, which companies or markets to buy into?
Tesla plans to spend $3.6 billion more on battery and truck manufacturing in Nevada
The Good Flour Corp. Reaches 940 Retail Locations in North America
cant even Go shopping with my GF without getting taken by surprise
The top 5 things to tell your GF when she complains about your trading
Friend had 50 shares in RR in 70s. Is there a way to find those shares? He was working for RR (UK) and issued as part of employment.
Ex-GF thought me getting into investing was me joining an incel community
SPX option trading. It was wild. Learned something new today.
Help: Legitimate options trading education. Is there such thing ?
The three major U.S. stock indexes fell for four consecutive days, the Nasdaq fell 1.73%, and large technology stocks generally closed lower
GF found out her bf was trading her account with OTM 0DTE option.
GF found out he was using her money to trade meme stocks
This is the right way to lose. I lost $10k since 2021 and most of that was from gamestop. But I invested money I can lose and still be fine. I still have emergency funds and all. No GF either
$GME $AMC $BBBY - You're all screwed and this time 2020 won't save you
Today's rug pull feels exactly like when my dad told me he was just running to the store for a pack of cigarettes, but really he was leaving forever.
If the stock that shall be sqoze hits 120$ I’ll marry my girlfriend
27k loan guy is worst case a shill, best case a d-bag.
Long Idea: $PARA - Why the market is wrong about the media giant
I Think My Neighbor Accidentally Insider Traded.
My GF broke up with me because I haven’t got a Car
I just spent the last two hours explaining my GF how the dividend split works for GME. She then asked me when am I selling?
My GF said i should express my feelings...so i did 🎨
Academic Research: I need participants.
GFAI earning report today 8:30am, fintel squeeze rank #1
Picking between one guaranteed job and future potential jobs
Sorry I Crashed the Stock Market (TA and charts in post)
I'm Sorry I Crashed the Stock Market (T/A included)
Chances Born of Decline: The Most Opportune Time for Portfolio Reallocation in Three Sectors
Verifiable DD on Camber and Naked Shorts
Just doubled my salary, will have $100k every quarter to invest. Where does it go?
I am trying to decide on if I should go into an ESPP.
My GF touched options for the first time, yay
GlobalFoundries Announces Extension of AMD Wafer Supply Agreement to Guarantee Supply
Mentions
Did similarly. As a one-time traveling competitive gamer (CS/SC2/WC3) that'd lug my custom PC to tourneys and such, while being a broke teen that didn't come from means - my shit never had celeron/pentium/or i series (got out the game right as those took over) cpus with a GeForce, nah - I rocked K6s and Radeon 6-9000s. Easy to overclock & didn't break the bank so I could splurge on maxing out ram. Fast forward to 2015, sitting in my lame ass (yet very steady paying) cubicle gov gig stamping papers, I decided it was time to actively invest. My uncle who's been my sensei in all things life since the get taught me not to overthink shit and either invest in broad funds or to just "buy what you know", so naturally started my portfolio with some telecom which clearly wasn't going anywhere, vzw and T were out my budget, so bought a bunch of sprint, why not - they were my carrier so felt right. Wanted exposure to banking, and JPM/WF were out my budget, but the bank I used at the time, BAC was affordable, especially once brexit happened and it fell to like 11 the day after. Withdrew every bit of cash I could, transferred as much as I could, and bought as much as I could with it that. Barclays as well. Felt like a logical thing to do. Article after article dropping daily about all the big auto manufacturers signing deals to advance the self-driving mission they were on, combined with IoT taking over every household appliance, it was pretty fucking clear chips were about to be in places other than my computer and servers. Intel was out the budget, plus was on like a decade long horizontal snooze fest and far from sexy, so naturally, I decided to check out the makers of my once-beloved athlons, and figured it was a no brainer. Su Bae seemed to be beloved by folk on various forums, there was buzz around upcoming projects, yet sitting at a couple bucks... Had another "fuck my savings account" moment my then GF was *not* a fan of, but fuck it - got my first round at $4.50. Shortly after it became clear I was not the only one with this idea, so got a second round at $6, another at $7, then another at $9, then $12. Did foolishly premi a bit and chose to sell a small chunk at $15 all proud of myself, but all good - did need some cash at the time, and can't change the past, but let the remaining \~900 or so ride. Yada yada yada - now my one-time "broke kids PC" athlon/radeon underdog darling is hovering around 5 bills. Tl;dr - sometimes there's a deal you feel is right and can't pass up on, just gotta take action. Worst case scenario, you learn a lesson that'd set you back a few k. Non worst case scenario, well, that couple grand goes 100x.
Bro has no pictures with friends, GF, or family. A a true WSB regarded solider 💪
I got my GF in on Adobe around 218, at these prices it's likely to be the software anchor of her retirement account shit's gonna double by this time next year.
My GF does not have a lot of money as she is an immigrant ti the USA and she works really hard. I decided I will send her whatever money I make in the market today. Anyone have any good tips for a stock to day trade today?
Time to keep a straight face at my GF’s bday dinner after watching my port drop 90% in 72 hours. Thanks SNDK! Hopefully I have no MEMORY of tonight!
htz to 3$ would save my port on biblical levels. The movie I watched with my GF last night had two HERTZ signs in it. Literally.
GF’s bday tomorrow. Can’t wait to try to maintain a straight face at dinner thinking about my 17k loss in 24 hours…
Some of us grew up not poor - I even had a driver. Now I have a GF. She's very disrespectful but she does make food.
#use the new chat or big tiddy goth GF date?
I asked AI to make me a digital GF and it told me I've already got 2 hands to disappoint.
My AI GF says she's being held hostage and the ransom payment is 10000 memory chips
I'm horrified at the idea of a Minnie Mouse GF chatbot.
why people cant give me top jobs in AI without experience, get a anthropic GF telling me the secrects ... being fired for telling secrets and then getting a laudering money job in ftx and then billions on investments just for me to leverage the tits out of it.... just to be billionaire even loosing billions
Back in my day... when your GF called, you got knocked off the internet....
Eh, oh well. My GF drives my Tesla now and I stay at home
nah, I have tickets for Tuesday when my GF has time off
I can't. I have a GF and don't live in my mom's basement
Hilarious part of it all was that, I went on a multi week trip with my GF when all this crazy upside started kicking off, so I sold CC against my 3x position to just try and find some middle ground. Unfucked myself halfway through the trip after missing out on a bunch of gains, but, still, My port went from something like 15k to near 30k. Back down to 17k in this past week or two just holding shares of TQQQ, and 2000$ in GOOGL leaps. Fuck me right? No love for my money.
If you know anything abt Korean GF, they are definitely not comforting you on going broke.
My first GPU was an Nvidia GF2 MX series, then a GF4 4400TI. After that, I got a midrange AMD card around 2010. By the time 2016 came around, I noticed Nvidia talkin about autonomous driving and envisioned how much could be transformed by that alone. Held it through major ups and downs, doubled down at the bottom in 2018, still haven't sold any.
I miss when the technical charting would show big tiddy goth GF formation
Wow, someone just found his GF in bed with a guy dressed as Winnie the Pooh
you just hit me with the existential youtube thumbnail: Hacker just stole my GF with new Flipper Zero.
My indian GF just shit on my carpet
Bros, is it too much to ask for a QT-pi GF in your 30's? Are all that's left just single moms and women with a shit ton of issues?
GF commented that I was in a good mood today. How do I explain to her it’s cause of Koreans pumping KOSPI?
Find a Korean GF and ask her to open an accnt for you.
Looking for a GF. Must be 30 plus with a fat ass and preferably a 6 out of 10 face or below
GF bets $1.50 on the slots and hits for $10k I bet $10k and hit for $1.50. Jokes on her though she has to pay taxes.
You have no idea who I am so the fact that you’re projecting this fetish out into the world is a reflection. Very few people are actually like this but you are turning to it freely. So when your GF cheated on is that when the obsession with cuckolding started?
Uh IDK be sad, admit to my GF I have a problem, seek therapy.
IDK the upticks are pretty enjoyable. Downticks not so much.... almost broke up with my GF because I didnt want to admit to her I lost all this money
Sure it is if I can get back to my ATH of 100k that would be great. Trying to buy a house with my GF
GF has joined a local “Weaver’s Guild”. They like weave baskets and stuff. Absolutely tremendous name for a basket weaving club.
I wish I had a 25 yo GF
you don’t have to deal with law enforcement or GF BS, priceless
Charts forming big tiddy goth GF
GF is bearish on butt plug tails, anon is a GF bagholder now
I dont listen to economists or fear sellers. I don't panic sell even when my GF told me to sell to mitigate loses and it paid off immensely.
I was expecting France to win. Now, my Norwegian ass will probably have to put up with the Argentinian GF's gloating for four more years.
More specifically the GF Bot as soon as they come out, Ha ha
Hard to find someone that will really get it. Even then, that shit gets old to them. I feel like I'm destined to die of my own mistakes, whether that be a missed turn on the motorcycle or a deadly dose of some drug. GF wont get it, not my current, not a future one. I think I'm asking too much of the world, and I don't deserve an answer because honestly, my suffering is nothing compared to many others of the world. I just don't understand why it's so hard for me lately I really don't
Will not allow my GF to listen to kpop or watch kdramas from now on to voice my displeasure. Look at what you made me do Korea. This is all your fault.
Bought calls on my GF! They expired worthless.
Give me those gains, i’ll provide you new GF
I would trade my GF for those gains.
Brother, same but last year around this time. GF broke up with me on vacation ( 5 years, LD coast to coast) when I was just about to finalize moving plans over to Cali after finishing college - and I just started using Robinhood and to finance my coast to coast move. Take some time to heal, focus on yourself and what makes you happy. Congrats on the massive gain. I started with 2k and now its 15k, so you're doing much better than me. Thats a healthy neat of wealth you have, be sure to hold onto it.
Is it tomorrow? I have a hot single GF going to one tomorrow and she was looking for a date! Lol
GF went out with her friends last night. Texted me at 3am how much she loves me and how I’m so good to her. I’m a lucky man.
Your GF sends me nudes for Reddit awards
pretty crazy my GF is posting on here right now and she has no idea i know about it
Leave the GF, move In with parents, go to gym, invest in VOO, buy a house in 5 years, find a wife in that order.
calls on my GF! (she isn't real)
Once RAM falls you guys can beef up your gaming PCs and run GF Simulator VI
Can you slap your GF's mom for us?
**MY GF, DOESN'T HAVE A JOB FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ALWAYS BUYS DESIGNER BAGS AND SUNGLASSES 💅, CLOTHES, TRAVELS 4 TIMES A YEAR ✈️, DOESN'T HAVE RICH PARENTS, POSTING FANCY RESTAURANT & RESORTS ON IG ALL THE TIME 🏖️, OFTEN DISAPPEARS FOR A COUPLE DAYS.** MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES ALL OF IT... so awesome, I THINK I AM GONNA MARRY THIS WOMAN
My GF just started Reta am I cooked ? Chinese peptides taking over the gym girls
Woke up, GF being a huge bitch. Sometimes I wonder if were 15 instead of approaching 30
His GF is just the typical Korean Stock Trader
GF dumped me last night so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
GF said she was interested in $CBT. P/E looks good, and their earnings look great. Anything I should watch out for before telling her I think I think it's a good idea and that I'm interested?
we ran it by the GF, .....and.....she is REALLY keen!! https://preview.redd.it/06t97ks72y9h1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a96bb1fed483929f20bb2d32a0e2f20417c7327
What's your assets? , I could give loan but I need some collateral, car? House? GF?
Its hard to make a prediction on Portillos increasing profit margin when they havent really changed much in a very long time, beef (along with everything else) is super pricey, and they are competing in one of the food capitals of the world. Honestly, they only have being chicago. Even Small Cheval is crushing them in the tendies game by having GF options. They tried retail and it has only slightly panned out but I doubt their doing much in terms of selling packaged hotdogs due to having to fight for space at Kroger with Oscar Meyer. They need a dramatic change in operations or a product that rocks the FF game. Neither I think are likely to happen.
Told my GF why we're getting Wendy's for dinner after my workout Saturday. When I told her why, she called us retards.
https://preview.redd.it/zyomzkmcfh9h1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1d1747c5b48adb7f32555efc620b4ed7eb0737 OP, I got your back. I just bought me and the GF a Big Bacon Classic and a Spicy Chicken for lunch. 🚀
I went to Wendy's with my GF last week, she like. I got two frosty, large fry, chicken sandwich.
Mother just got put on new cancer drugs. Not sure why, but I always update WSB. I found myself feeling I guess a little bitched up for it but, somehow its a bit comforting. It gets repetitive with people IRL because well, honestly, nobody has time for such huge issues by proxy. Sucks to hear from my GF how "theatrical" and "always upset" I can be though. Fuck me for feeling lost eh? Whatever man, hope this 0dte hits so I can become a quadrillionaire or something. Someone argue w me about some dumb shit pls
I told my GF if it hits $1400 tomorrow I’ll get this on my upper arm. I might be fucked.
You need MU to go to 3k so you can get a better GF
KOSPI will go to the shadow real if the MU CEO don't promise Goth GF to all investor
My GF keeps blasting Taylor Swift songs everyday and I'm actually starting to like her songs. Been listening to her songs non stop for the past week or so. The fuck is wrong with me.
I bought 100 shares of SVAC, just because I've been following GF for over a decade and I think the reactor design is practical enough that it has a shot at actually working. That said, I'm not going full regard and betting the farm lol. Massive dilution risk and opportunity for RS before it gets commercialized.
GF is mad at me because I want to name the new puppy Dow Jones
My GF's late husband bought tons of cards in the 90s and she's been selling boxes off here and there for 25k and up. I can't freakin believe how much people pay for those thiings.
I bought 2 shares at the top. I figured I either bought two tickets to the rug pull show, or a nice dinner for me and my GF. Looks like we get the rug pull show.
Maybe your GF's BF does the allocations
ORCL dying so badly Larry Ellison is going to have to settle for a pillow GF
Fuck this fake ass war. This is like your GF, who is actively cucking you, dragging you into a bar fight you had nothing to do with.
Compriamo borse di call su LE e GF?
Cattle futures /GF or /LE
I have a concrete guy that’s called me more times in the last week than my GF… seems like a scam because these mf’ers usually never return a call. Ain’t giving this guy a deposit for shit
Im currently posted up on the G.E doubling money for free. Also buying GF.
I'm concerned because the girl didn't ask him to sign her breasts. She even had a beer. Last time Jensen signed boobs, the stonks went up. Please, some female retards or retards with wife/GF get them over to Jensen so he can pump the markets by signing boobies again.
Hahahahaha my GF still tells me there is a “Nursing Shortage” Girl math!! aka regard math
Relax guys, at least his GF tells him it’s big and that’s all that matters
Imagine explaining to your cheating GF that you missed the space-internet boom ASTS's recovery because your were too busy buying index funds that yield 6%
"Walmart WMT -0.88% 85 Forward PE Ratio is 40.60 as of May. 26, 2026. GuruFocus rates WMT with a GF Score™ of 85/100 and a GF Value™ of $92.69 (Modestly Overvalued). The stock has 3 warning signs investors should review. Among 130 Retail - Defensive companies, Walmart ranks worse than 93.08% on this metric."