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Ldn_twn_lvn

we ran it by the GF, .....and.....she is REALLY keen!! https://preview.redd.it/06t97ks72y9h1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a96bb1fed483929f20bb2d32a0e2f20417c7327

MelotoninZzz

What's your assets? , I could give loan but I need some collateral, car? House? GF?

Self_Voodoo

Its hard to make a prediction on Portillos increasing profit margin when they havent really changed much in a very long time, beef (along with everything else) is super pricey, and they are competing in one of the food capitals of the world. Honestly, they only have being chicago. Even Small Cheval is crushing them in the tendies game by having GF options. They tried retail and it has only slightly panned out but I doubt their doing much in terms of selling packaged hotdogs due to having to fight for space at Kroger with Oscar Meyer. They need a dramatic change in operations or a product that rocks the FF game. Neither I think are likely to happen.

falltotheabyss

Told my GF why we're getting Wendy's for dinner after my workout Saturday. When I told her why, she called us retards.

ryan1826

Flat as your GF's tits

Principletrade

https://preview.redd.it/zyomzkmcfh9h1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1d1747c5b48adb7f32555efc620b4ed7eb0737 OP, I got your back. I just bought me and the GF a Big Bacon Classic and a Spicy Chicken for lunch. 🚀

DJMaxLVL

I went to Wendy's with my GF last week, she like. I got two frosty, large fry, chicken sandwich.

WorldlyWar2143

Mother just got put on new cancer drugs. Not sure why, but I always update WSB. I found myself feeling I guess a little bitched up for it but, somehow its a bit comforting. It gets repetitive with people IRL because well, honestly, nobody has time for such huge issues by proxy. Sucks to hear from my GF how "theatrical" and "always upset" I can be though. Fuck me for feeling lost eh? Whatever man, hope this 0dte hits so I can become a quadrillionaire or something. Someone argue w me about some dumb shit pls

Smokeybearvii

I told my GF if it hits $1400 tomorrow I’ll get this on my upper arm. I might be fucked.

Space_Miner6

You need MU to go to 3k so you can get a better GF

NurUrl

KOSPI will go to the shadow real if the MU CEO don't promise Goth GF to all investor

jijitalk

My GF keeps blasting Taylor Swift songs everyday and I'm actually starting to like her songs. Been listening to her songs non stop for the past week or so. The fuck is wrong with me.

Lonely_Chemistry60

I bought 100 shares of SVAC, just because I've been following GF for over a decade and I think the reactor design is practical enough that it has a shot at actually working. That said, I'm not going full regard and betting the farm lol. Massive dilution risk and opportunity for RS before it gets commercialized.

miata_only

GF is mad at me because I want to name the new puppy Dow Jones

Western_Rhubarb_7959

My GF's late husband bought tons of cards in the 90s and she's been selling boxes off here and there for 25k and up. I can't freakin believe how much people pay for those thiings.

Jackal239

I bought 2 shares at the top. I figured I either bought two tickets to the rug pull show, or a nice dinner for me and my GF. Looks like we get the rug pull show.

InternationalTap6823

Maybe your GF's BF does the allocations

gkdjsl

ORCL dying so badly Larry Ellison is going to have to settle for a pillow GF

A210c

Fuck this fake ass war. This is like your GF, who is actively cucking you, dragging you into a bar fight you had nothing to do with.

SignalFun3383

Compriamo borse di call su LE e GF?

_Clit-Commander_

Cattle futures /GF or /LE

rdblaw

I have a concrete guy that’s called me more times in the last week than my GF… seems like a scam because these mf’ers usually never return a call. Ain’t giving this guy a deposit for shit

TheLordOfStuff_

Im currently posted up on the G.E doubling money for free. Also buying GF.

zxc123zxc123

I'm concerned because the girl didn't ask him to sign her breasts. She even had a beer. Last time Jensen signed boobs, the stonks went up. Please, some female retards or retards with wife/GF get them over to Jensen so he can pump the markets by signing boobies again.

Strong_Handle9164

Hahahahaha my GF still tells me there is a “Nursing Shortage” Girl math!! aka regard math

natwwal23

Did your AI GF dump you?

RecoverOwn342

Relax guys, at least his GF tells him it’s big and that’s all that matters

Andymilez

Imagine explaining to your cheating GF that you missed the space-internet boom ASTS's recovery because your were too busy buying index funds that yield 6%

Shot-Acanthaceae1420

"Walmart WMT -0.88% 85 Forward PE Ratio is 40.60 as of May. 26, 2026. GuruFocus rates WMT with a GF Score™ of 85/100 and a GF Value™ of $92.69 (Modestly Overvalued). The stock has 3 warning signs investors should review. Among 130 Retail - Defensive companies, Walmart ranks worse than 93.08% on this metric."

Noble_Bastard

Ber have no friends. No life, and $5.92 in their bank account. Bol have many friends. Three GF's, and $592,000 in their bank account. Yet ber still think they're right about everything. Being ber is a mental disease.

bigboyvapesinc

At an appetizers party for my GF and no one has asked me about my gains on ASTS yet

wasservilla

End of next week? Yes. Monday? Last chance. Get in and ride it out like your GF.

ferg024

Xfab is a good company but there are multiple companies building SiC fabs. There is even talk of over investment. On the photonics side, XFAB optical processes are more aimed towards medical applications. If you are interested optical processes for AI serdes interfaces, then GF photonics process is the more popular and in demand option.

clockwork5ive

GF said I’m not allowed to get black out drunk anymore.

OGforGoldenBoot

Gotta get on organic GF artisan regardium

Icarus_Dalio

Not in. Addressable market shrinking (which is a good thing) Also, Tandems Algo is very good, but Trio is far superior. My GF uses it with an Omnipod for more control

Suspicious_Check5421

Startup, crowfunding hab ich rein investiert in https://graphenecomposites.com/ GF shield, basiert auf, seit 2010 gibt es neue „Entdeckungen“ und einige Firmen versuchen das Potenzial zu nützen… … https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/physics/2010/press-release/

Cpalmer24

Dude chill my GF is on here.. 😂

silverfutes

GF dumped me last night so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

charcuterieboard831

Does he always sit on the couch while he watches his GF get railed?

Endle55torture

Not as bad as me selling 150 shares of AMD back in 2012 because my GF (now wife) wanted to go on vacation..... yep

RK9990

Can confirm, I'm the GF

MeyersonAdam

I’m balls deep in his GF right now.

Weak-Pomegranate-435

But ur GF is

invol713

Couldn’t be any worse than your GF being mad at you for cheating on her in her dream. Let us know how it turns out.

fluffy_scoops

Sprinkler Tootsie Roll My GF

bedel99

I have an email from my GF telling me if I buy bit coin she will leave me, I had proposed to by 2-5ks worth at about $10 a coin. She left me anyway.

jonneh

Heads up bros, this wasn't on my radar > CEO Jensen Huang is set to deliver a keynote on June 1, one day before Computex 2026 opens, where the Arm-based Vera CPU’s advantages over x86 are expected to be highlighted > > GF Securities projects Vera will deliver 1.5x faster processing than Intel and AMD chips, with shipments reaching millions of units by fiscal 2028.

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silverfutes

GF wanted proof our relationship wasn’t “just based on sex”. Now I’m the asshole cause I took her on the most boring date I could think of & then refused to fk her. Please explain.

Nexism

I get this feeling Intel will acquire GF and they'll just sac their dying Chinese revenue due to the geopolitical landscape.

rbad8717

Why puts? u gae? That's my GF. We talk everynight on OF and I pay her rent. Jealous?

Own_Cat_9967

Ghost GF, I cry myself to sleep often bc of the meanies here 😢

iHateThisPlaceSoBad

Yep, got some nice vortex binoculars for me and the GF. Bring a pint, walk through the woods, see some birds. It's pretty decent

Moepenmoes

You're going to regret that move, I said the same 15 years ago and our relationship become toxic and untrustworthy after that The trick is to make your GF prefer you over other dudes, if she starts to feel over time that you're not worth it anymore for whatever reason then you either have to improve yourself or accept that it's a lost relationship Or just simply keep the honor to yourself and end it, but having to set such boundaries never turn into healthy relationships

Czyzzle

Anyone want to sublet my GF? I offer hourly and weekly rates

YamFine4702

Yeah... this guy basically gave his GF her first hit of heroin.

Senior-Preference678

Is MU Overvalued or Undervalued? According to GuruFocus, Micron's GF Value™ is calculated at $335.76, which indicates that the stock is currently overvalued by 127.8% given its current price of $765.01. This significant disparity suggests that investors may be paying a premium for the stock, which could pose risks if the company's performance does not meet market expectations. The margin of safety appears limited, and potential investors should consider this valuation carefully. Micron's trailing twelve months (TTM) P/E ratio stands at 36.12x, which is notably higher than its 5-year median P/E of 20.72x. This indicates that the stock is trading at a premium compared to its historical valuation, further supporting the notion of overvaluation. For a deeper understanding of Micron's intrinsic value, visit the GF Value™ page.

NoPaleontologist2721

That’s not how it works you need a GF for that lol

Moepenmoes

Sometimes I want to stay single a few more years because of the benefits of not having a GF, but the downside is not having a GF >:(

Impossible-Fun2027

Red like your GF’s period

TickTockTaudit

I had one in HS. I think I got paged twice total. Once was my GF and once was my mom saying the police called looking for me.

Wonderful-Savings768

Of you can get a GF and have her punish you without sex because you did not take out the trash, which sounds a lot like sex work but with extra steps (unless you are DiCaprio, who always takes out the trash).

kjmass1

How would you have liked an 80% drawdown in 2023? [https://testfol.io/?s=3yuws1GF44v](https://testfol.io/?s=3yuws1GF44v)

adirtysocialist-

Definitely feel this on both sides. The manic euphoria you feel after major scores like this can take over. Start obsessing, thinking you're a trading genius etc. Happened to me during COVID. Turned 1400 stimulus check into $30,000 through LOGI on my first trade ever. It was all I talked about for months too. Wore on my GF for months as well. We went on a cross country road trip though w some of the money, so she was happy in the end but still.

Fragrant-Data6554

My parents said they will gift me $500k for a downpayment for a house but i need to get married first... how do i get a GF yall??? like not even joking

stupidber

Imagine a genie gives your wife or GF a penis for 20 minutes (her wish). During that 20 minutes, she says she wants a BJ just to know what it's like. Would you do it? Is that gay?

DogNamedFloppy

JFC. I took a quick look at your history…you need to spend less time on Reddit and do something productive man… It’s just sad… Do you not have a job or family? GF? Nothing?

Provolone-Jones

GF told me to stop day trading. Little does she know, I buy oil and hold it through the pumps and into the dumps.

No_Current3675

Married 16 years now bro. No GF here. We both getting older. Jesus, tho, I look back at old photos of us and I am just shook at the perfect 10 that I bagged. Still looks great.

Bindle-

I've been selling covered calls on my ASTS shares when it runs up. Usually about a month out. I target 40% profit and get out. I've been buying both calls and puts on POET. At least 6 months out. I target 50% profit, but I'm a bit less disciplined in selling my owned options versus covered. If it seems like there's room to let it run, I'll do that sometimes. I've been holding calls in GF and DOCN for months. They're heavily ITM, but I think there's more room to run.

mx5plus2cones

On thing you cannot count on in the US is healthcare expenses . Insurance from the ACA, if it survives, is anything but cheap if you earn a decent wage. And healthcare costs is one of those things that is incredibly expensive. I have a medical condition that requiements me to get a colonoscopy every year and a MRI every year or 2. With a negotiated rate, the colonscopy is about $25,000 and the MRI is about $15,000. So right out of the bat, if I had to pay out of pocket, that's $40k/year. People say, well you can get it cheaper in mexico, thailand, taiwan etc etc. Well, if this s routine checkup, yes. But if this is a routine checkup, I wouldn't be doing this every year. Basically, I have a genetic condition that is guaranteed 100$ colon cancer, and doxtors found out about this when I was early 30ies. Before that I don't drink, dont' smoke, no drugs, and for the most part eat healthy no soda, no excessive sugary snacks, lots veggies, lots of white meat and fish, and red meat sparingly. Sorry, something caused your DNA to mutate because nobody else in familial ancestory or your sibling has it and you're considered a "spontatneous mutation". So basically while most people get their colonscopy in their 50ies and find many 1 or 2 polyps... Doctors found over 1000 polyps in my colon, which basically meant taking the entire thing out. Well I was lucky, because if you take the entire thing out, normally they create a little button for you in front and you get to wear a bag the rest of your life...For me, I had an option they take most of it out and leave the last 5 inches so I can more of less function the same way. But in doing so, that last 5 inches will continue to grow shit, but instead of 1000, it;'s more like 20-30/year. So every year I need to go see Mr. Assman, so he can go remove the 20-30 things that grow in there so they don't develop into cancer, which is guaranteed. Cost aside, it's just annoying as fuck to prep for a colonscopy, drinking that awful fluid, shitting the entire day, and then not being eat for 48 hours before and then after because they also need me to swallow a pill camera to check the rest of my GI track. You're not going to be able to do this at 1/4 the cost in mexico. And if you go to a country where there is universal coverage, you'll be waiting forever to find a specialist that does this, again it needs to be done every year. Here in the states, don't bother if you have a preexisting condition with getting on an HMO plan or with a high deductible HSA plan. And the you are left with a PPO plan which frankly doesn't matter if you pick the bronze, silver, gold, or platinum plan... The diffence between all 4 is the lower tier plan is you pay lower monthly premiums but have higher deductible and out of pocket costs...The platinum plan you pay higher monthly premium but lower out of pocket expenses...But if you do these special procedures, you're going to hit the maximum out of pocket expense anyway, so you end up paying about the same regardless of which plan you pick.. The monthly premimum and out of pocket expenses total about $15k/year or a $10/year saves versus without insurance and goes up with age. Yes, there is such a thing such as mediCal which is free medical coverage, but that only is a free option if you have close to nothing in your savings account, and then you are fully dependent on the social benefits of the US. MRIs, are not better. Simple procedure, but again around $15k out of pocket without insurance. Then let's talk about dental. Fortunately for me, my teeth are pretty decent. But some people dealt a shitty hand, like my GF, just has bad teeth. She brushes all the time, doesn't eat sugary shit, and yet still manages to get severe tooth decay. Dental is one of those things that royally suck in the US, even if you have insurance. Insurance while cheap, maybe $50/month covers very little, usually about $1000-2000 maximum coverage a year. Getting a filling these days cost a few hundred, getting a crown a thousand, and implants, let's not even talk about that. You can try to go to mexico and get it done, like she did , to save money, only for the dentist down their to royally botch things up and caused more damage that good, which is why she ended up needing to get about $20k worth of implants back here. I estimate that both me and my GF's healthcare burn rate is about $25k-40k/year (insurance premiums + copays + out of pocket expenses). There's insurance costs associated with my kid and her kids, but the assumption is when they grow up, they will have their own insurance. There was a period of time when I early retired from tech 4 years ago and that was pretty much my out of pocket healthcare costs for everyone. But as of last year, not that I really needed to work, I went back to work by invite of a CTO to work on AI, as a personal interest, and one of the side benefits (besides a pretty good paycheck that I really don't need, stock grants that are worthless right now) was pretty darn good PPO medical insurance where my total expense for myself and my kid is close less than $1000/year, leaving only my GF's dental costs of a few thousand. Huge huge savings by being on a company sponsored healthcare plan. It's expensive to get sick here in the US. It's even more expensive if you are born with a pre-existing condition. In fact, given everything that happened concerning my medical condition, the followup divorce from it, the detour I was forced to take when some asshole coworker stole my project while on medical leave....I seriously thought about doing the 180 degree reverse and driink heavily, smoke heavily, do drugs heavily, and eat high sugary snacks and food and totally fuck up my health since it couldn't be really fucked up any more and my health care costs to deal with it all would still be the same, lol.

EntropyAccount

Although the stocks are still OTC which means they get tossed around, series of higher lows since the bottom. I added to my canna-holdings last week and now hold MSOS. I really want this to be the year I can shove it in my GF’s face and show her my profits after 5 yrs once I breach 1$ PL! 

joeg26reddit

cannon confirm his GF does not talk like this except in certain sir cum-stances

moosewithamuffin

Goth GF or Asian GF?

mx5plus2cones

Thats different. Sears is retail. If you have noticed retail comes and goes as fast if not faster than tech companies. Retail companies (particularly fashion and clothing) come and go all the time... Because the business ( just like tech) is heavily dependent on a moving target of a trend... Designer bag companies , for example, come and go allmthe time simply because something falls out of style or fashion and they cant keep up. Michael Kors is a peefect example..once very trendy, if you go into a store , the style looks exactly the same as it did.a few years ago, only worse because the material looks frankly cheap now. Their foot traffic at their flagship stores is way down, and my GF in particular doesnt even bother shopping there anymore for a long time. They are dead. Most retail stores dont have a monopoly to consumer preferences.. tech companies, if they control monopoly on a platform, has a much higher chance to survive. Oil and gas and utilities dorsnt really change thet much. Its boring.

CG_Ops

We went the halfway route and bought a house with a 900sq-ft ADU/granny unit. 100% recommend going that route if you're buying a place you could scrape by with if it DIDN'T rent out for prolonged periods of time. I'd had a roommate since selling my first home, 2016-2021. GF (now wife) and I bought in late 2021 at the extreme top of our agreed upon budget... BUT, we only bought it b/c we knew we could rent the ADU. It has covered 53% of our mortgage since the day we bought the house, allowing us to set aside funds for improvements, vacation, etc. My mom has been a broker for 50+ years and has taught me a lot about real estate over the years - she owns 6 residential homes and 2 residential/commercial-zoned homes that she's had for 30+ years now. She keeps rent well below market, allowing good tenants to live comfortably in a market they otherwise couldn't afford. She stopped buying investment properties in the late 90's because the market has gotten so insane that it's no longer feasible to buy/rent without bleeding tenants dry to cover the mortgage AND making enough money to make it worth it/cover maintenance costs. If you're in a pro-ADU state like we are, in California, and can swing it - there's tons of programs out there to help people put them on their property to help with the housing shortage. Last analysis I did, in many cases buying/building a (permitted) ADU may pay for itself in as little as 7-10 years, then would be all profit-upside from there on out

Liminal_Aspect

Where is your GF, regard? Oh? Hiding in a hotel room holding hands with someone while your “prediction market” bets skyrocket? They’ll really be excited to hear how you’ll be sending them on a fancy vacation this time. Good job, regard. You deserve a lil drinky drink while they’re out tonight.

Boromir-Wants-

My GF likes a stock called $CUMM

silverfutes

GF says she wants to make things serious, then she asked about my investments… Should I tell her about the weed stonks or NKE first?

Constant_Story8217

VM do also give life advice? I never got a GF, how much money do I need to be able to impress a girl based solely on that. Make no mistakes

bandofshepherds

Flat as your JHS GF tomorrow

silverfutes

My GF told me I could ‘do anything I want’ to her, then looked grossed out when I asked if she’s ever heard of a blumpkin. I mean, which is it? make up ur mind already 🤷‍♂️

Soft_Walrus_3605

Just find a GF that doesn't make her men wrap it up and you'll find a fellow gambling soulmate

-__Doc__-

Guess whose dad got caught being a spy and giving israel information on U.S. nuclear weapons? Epsteins GF, Ghislaine. HER dad.

satireplusplus

maybe he just paid extra for the "GF experience" with his escort?

HOI4_Loser

Wait you have a GF AND you’re paying escorts? And you’re surprised your last GF ‘became’ a lesbian lol

SherbertOk2563

Upvote if your GF is ugly (sub 5).

Valkorion335786

Now is the perfect time to find a wholesome GF in your hometown

Happy-n-Healthy

My GF told me she never knew him....she's prolly lying too

TarrifJacksonJr

Trumps about to rip into a podcaster and drop a ticker Isreal will keep dropping bombs (never stopped) Iran will misplace some more mines in the straight Uganda will lower demands to 500 million dollars and a GF China, Russia, and Turkey will keep supplying Iran Turkey could potentially join the war on the side of Iran EU and various countries like the UK and Germany potentially enter on the side of the USA to re-open the straight Spain, Japan, and Korea are haters and keep telling every1 they are regarded Uganda makes a deal for 250 million and an e-girl More epstein files get released

shindiggaa

this pump is as real as my GF's tits that goes to a different school

RogerBalderer

My GF declared a ceasefire in the bedroom after I left the toilet seat up and she fell in

EyeSea7923

My GF got mad at me because I took her to eat, and it started storming. Took my dog to the car because she doesn't like rain and is scared of thunder. I did leave her with the rest of the fry basket. Obviously had to take the umbrella for the dog.

robenette

Like my GF on her period. That pussy is CLOSED

Samjabr

Bro, I'm not asking it to show me how to pleasure my GF... This took fking hours. Literally 9 hours. so many missed critical details **100TB GDrive Backend** # I. Firmware & OS Hardening (Headless Optimization) * **UEFI/BIOS Configuration**: * Set `AC Recovery` to `Power On`. * Set `POST Behavior` to `Continue on Warnings and Errors`. * Disable `SupportAssist OS Recovery` and `BIOSConnect` (UEFI Network Stack dependency). * Clear `BIOS Event Logs` to reset pending diagnostic flags. * **OS Level (Windows 11)**: * Disable `Fast Startup` via Power Options (Registry: `HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Power\HiberbootEnabled = 0`). * Set Power Schema to `High Performance`; disable `PCI Express Link State Power Management`. * Configure `Automatic Login` via `netplwiz` for persistent session restoration after power cycling. # II. Storage Abstraction Layer (Rclone VFS) * **API Ingress**: * Provision a dedicated **OAuth 2.0 Client ID and Secret** via Google Cloud Console. * Enable `Drive API` and bypass default `rclone` shared client IDs to eliminate 403 Rate Limit errors. * **VFS Mount Parameters**: * **Mount Command**: $$rclone \\ mount \\ remote: \\ G: \\ --vfs-cache-mode \\ full \\ --vfs-cache-max-age \\ 24h \\ --buffer-size \\ 256M \\ --dir-cache-time \\ 1000h \\ --attr-timeout \\ 1000h$$ * **Logic**: Map `G:` as a virtual filesystem with `--vfs-read-chunk-size 128M` for sequential 4K stream buffering. * **Persistence**: * Implement a `.vbs` wrapper in `shell:startup` to execute the mount in a suppressed background process (WindowStyle 0). # III. Containerization & Orchestration (Docker) * **Engine**: Docker Desktop (WSL2 Backend). * **Stack (Docker-Compose YAML)**: * **Plex**: Enable `/dev/dri` passthrough for **Intel QuickSync (iGPU)** hardware transcoding. * **Automation (Radarr/Sonarr)**: Configure binary path mapping (`/data/media`) to ensure **Atomic Moves** (Instant Imports) across the VFS mount. * **Indexer Logic (Prowlarr)**: Centralize API keys for all Usenet/Torrent indexers. * **Database Management**: Force all SQLite databases (`AppDir`) to the local **NVMe SSD** to prevent latency-induced database locks frequent in cloud-based storage. # IV. Network Ingress & Automation * **External Access**: Deploy `cloudflared` (Cloudflare Tunnel) to route **Overseerr** (Request Management) through a secure HTTPS tunnel, bypassing CGNAT and local firewall port-forwarding. * **Library Scanning**: Disable Plex 'Auto-Scan' on the VFS mount; implement a **Websocket-based Plex Autoscan** script to trigger targeted library updates via filesystem change notifications.

Country_Gravy420

Then how are you getting GF violations

Backwardspellcaster

Grats to the GF!

Samjabr

My GF stopped falling for that a long time ago

cruisin_urchin87

Yes. Girls often get pregnant just by looking at them. Congratulations on *your* new child from a different ethnicity than you and GF