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Revive Therapeutics Provides Update Evaluating Bucillamine for Nerve Agent Exposure with Defence Research and Development Canada
State of California Pulled All My GF's Stocks?
GF might be sucked into binary trading scam "course"
My girlfriend's boyfriend took my Girlfriend because I could take make gains.
Final $DISH Post (Copium + Loss Porn)
Final $DISH Post (Copium + Loss Porn)
Last thing I sent my Ex-GF before being blocked.
Looking to gain a little more insight on EMFs and $AAIRF
Green energy and the future of electricity, which companies or markets to buy into?
Tesla plans to spend $3.6 billion more on battery and truck manufacturing in Nevada
The Good Flour Corp. Reaches 940 Retail Locations in North America
cant even Go shopping with my GF without getting taken by surprise
The top 5 things to tell your GF when she complains about your trading
Friend had 50 shares in RR in 70s. Is there a way to find those shares? He was working for RR (UK) and issued as part of employment.
Ex-GF thought me getting into investing was me joining an incel community
SPX option trading. It was wild. Learned something new today.
Help: Legitimate options trading education. Is there such thing ?
The three major U.S. stock indexes fell for four consecutive days, the Nasdaq fell 1.73%, and large technology stocks generally closed lower
GF found out her bf was trading her account with OTM 0DTE option.
GF found out he was using her money to trade meme stocks
This is the right way to lose. I lost $10k since 2021 and most of that was from gamestop. But I invested money I can lose and still be fine. I still have emergency funds and all. No GF either
$GME $AMC $BBBY - You're all screwed and this time 2020 won't save you
Today's rug pull feels exactly like when my dad told me he was just running to the store for a pack of cigarettes, but really he was leaving forever.
If the stock that shall be sqoze hits 120$ I’ll marry my girlfriend
27k loan guy is worst case a shill, best case a d-bag.
Long Idea: $PARA - Why the market is wrong about the media giant
I Think My Neighbor Accidentally Insider Traded.
My GF broke up with me because I haven’t got a Car
I just spent the last two hours explaining my GF how the dividend split works for GME. She then asked me when am I selling?
My GF said i should express my feelings...so i did 🎨
Academic Research: I need participants.
GFAI earning report today 8:30am, fintel squeeze rank #1
Picking between one guaranteed job and future potential jobs
Sorry I Crashed the Stock Market (TA and charts in post)
I'm Sorry I Crashed the Stock Market (T/A included)
Chances Born of Decline: The Most Opportune Time for Portfolio Reallocation in Three Sectors
Verifiable DD on Camber and Naked Shorts
Just doubled my salary, will have $100k every quarter to invest. Where does it go?
I am trying to decide on if I should go into an ESPP.
My GF touched options for the first time, yay
GlobalFoundries Announces Extension of AMD Wafer Supply Agreement to Guarantee Supply
My GF SoFI is not for sale! …but the stock is and she says you should buy with both hands 🙌 & hold 💍 !
GlobalFoundries Inc Reports 1st Quarterly Earnings since IPO
I lost 400k, GF tried to use my capital loss to cover her future profit.
Last weeks Cannabis Investing Newsletters uploads. Great content especially for value investors.
How much is enough? Roth/401k/HSA + additional stock purchasing.
Golf is in full swing and $ELY is criminally undervalued.
My GF’s husband enjoying the window markers I got him for his birthday.
🚀🌚$GME🌚🚀GameStop, you are the key to my heart - I'm so confident that the stock I like will soon allow me to grab real jewelry for my GF
SLANG Worldwide Joins Green Flower and GF Institute in Push for Cannabis Industry's First Professional Credential Program
YOLOing my Children's future into stocks THEY pick
YOLOing our Children's future into stocks THEY pick
TSLA YOLO. If it goes down my GF will leave me.
TTCF-Meat is...not back on the menu, but maybe tendies are?
My fantasy, soon to be reality, GF hears my YOLO gains 🤑🦍🚀💋
ADMP Adamis Pharmaceuticals Corporation/"Tempol: A Potential Home Treatment for COVID-19"
My GF keeps telling me to stop tugging on her $HOOD so hard. Does anyone here know what she's talking about?
$SFT: Used Car Market On Fire + Undervalued + Big Earnings Play Next Week
Took my GF to the park after a date at AMC…some1 got us on film…
GF asked me for jewelry, I told her to $WISH some more & bought the stock instead
For Options expiring out of the money, here is some consolation - Capital Losses
This was really convenient since I lost my job last week and today's my GF's bday lol
And I thought going 44k to 20k in 2 weeks last month was bad. Lost my GF, Lost all my gains and basically wasted an entire year. Don’t chase losses boys and girls. (Mostly SPX x100 futures btw)
Some Actual DD on Quis, A Medium/long term 10x Multibagger
My GF decorated my cup to celebrate being a diamond handed retard
Let's get weird. Some DD for you and your hippie GF
AMC theme song!! 🚀🌙Someone asked me to upload this for him on behalf of his GF. YouTube link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WkmX9Pn5DpU
Woke up this morning. Got my GF to invest in AMC. Proud BF right here!!
Mentions
My GF letting me throat fuck her was the top
Today's dip kinda sucks because all my portfolio losers are MAG 7s and with the exception of META, I'm as exposed as I'd like to them but I need META to lose it's support over 600 and do some real dippin' before I DCA so I'm just sittin' here holding my pud while the soon to be ex-GF sends me passive aggressive texts from the comfort of my fucking house.
Did your GF use the Dildo to peg you last night, you seem a bit sore
Decided to be a nice guy and let my soon to be ex GF put her car in my garage so it will be running when she finally gets her insane ass out of my house and now my tire pressure is low. No good deed and all that.
We’re in a soft recession, im selling GF
Breaking up with a live in GF is difficult because it takes her hours to pack for vacation.
The cure for depression is a 26 yr old white dominant GF with size 10 feet. She keeps me in line
I hate myself. I litearlly almost closed all my calls yesterday and full port into puts. Instead of buying a yacht and big tiddie GF like Jeffe Pesos, I have to heat up another poptart and go back into my mom's basement.
My GF’s BF actually request we get it done. I typically defer to his opinion.
I take it your GF is really a BF
My ex is getting lip injections. The GF is wanting a mommy make over. I’m scheduled to see colorectal surgeon for reconstructive ANOOOS surgery.
I don’t need to travel. I get multiple blowjobs a day from my GF. She travels to me.
Who's gonna be the first to say they know of a company that makes good dex dolls... There's money in the porn industry but exploitation is such a major issue that it makes sex dolls or ai look much better although that issue probably wouldn't hold people back from investing anyway. We try to separate emotions from trading. Opinions aside, to my knowledge brothels, strippers have mostly disappeared and been replaced by onlyfans which is a private company. Sex dolls and AI girlfriends (maybe both combined with 3D/VR porn aspect?) could be a good market though there is a huge societal stigma. Nobody wants to be caught with a sex doll or AI GF, but at least AI GF's are probably easier to hide. I imagine reliability/consistency problems so it requires timing. Also not sure if the tech is there yet. Not gonna go into details but I have doubts that a company can make a product people desire that combines multiple elements at a good price point, meaning sales will be limited. People with very large budgets generally have other options. Kinda off topic here but anyway yeah idk if it's the best industry, have viability concerns and don't know if any opportunities for investment exist but go for it. If Westworld turns into real life invest but be ready to dip.
Interesting. where at? My GF is vegan, I live in a large city, i’ve traveled to others as well like Denver, Cincinnati and Chicago. Vegan places there are very much thriving
Well, it’s the weekend, time to give back all my gains for the week with the ticker: GF
Got in at 1.9, then bought more, avg was around 2.4-ish got out at 6.3 and 4.5. Most profit I ever made. Also thanks to my GF that repeated me to not make this trade unsuccessful. ALWAYS TAKE THE GAINS DONT BE APE.
No surprise last time I went they completely messed up my food with the smallest portion and between me and my GF it was 30 bucks. Now I go for halal chicken over rice 3-4 scoops of chicken ect… for 10-12 bucks
Their in store service sucks as well. Me and my GF literally just did a comparison between Chipotle and QDoba. Just for fun. Cause I don’t like chipotle cause I always get bad service no matter what store I use. Maybe it’s just me. Lol But I always go to a store that has a line and only one person working the counter while usually around 3 people are in the back in plain sight on their phones. It never fails. The he food is ok, but the service sucks. So we tried chipotle first. It was closer and she was craving chips. So we go. Now there is only one person working the line, but one on the register as well. Two people in the back not doing anything. Small line. But not too bad. They were nice and got my order done in good time. But they he barely put any meat in the burrito. Literally using just the tip of the tongs to pinch a little meat. But whatever, the service was ok this time so far. Then we get to the register. The person put out two burritos in the bag and rang us up. Then went to walk away. We had to stop her so we could get our cups. Went to walk away again. Had to stop her and remind her we got chips, queso, and guacamole and chimichurri sauce as well. Huffed and out everything in the bag and walked away again. She literally rang us up, so she should know our order. 🤷🏻 Then a couple days later, we had another craving and decided to try QDoba five minutes in the other direction. There they had two people working the counter and one on register. All I saw. Got burritos again, and chips and guacamole and the soup. At first when they were making my gf’s burrito. They went a little light on the rice. But to big scoops of chicken made up for that. And my burrito was fat!! Plenty of rice and two scoops of beef. And everything else was plenty. So far, had trouble closing it. No issue at the register. Just a much better experience. Now flavor wise. Chipotle had better chips and guacamole. But everything else was better at QDoba. So I was never a fan before they got expensive. And for the money, I’d rather go to QDoba, better bang for your buck and nicer stores. That’s my two cents.🤷🏻
My GF is mad because I told her I get more excited over the Casino than her!
#my AI gothy big titi GF is real!
Maybe hes meaning the fed banking access. Thats happening within 90 days. https://youtu.be/R0BsvD3qftE?si=1PSBq2GF4O8g-LnL
Is you GF available tonight?
I invest in people, lot of GF in my case. 😂
I ordered my GF a lab grown beyond dildo for her B-Day
Teach your GF financial literacy so her solution isn't to neglect the market but invest more ethically. I understand her concerns if you're throwing your money at Nestle but to ignore investments and retirement savings is moronic. A nuanced pathway exists where you feel that you're wisely investing for your future and she feels empowered to invest in causes that are improving society... But this is never going to happen if she views investing as immoral.
>Roughly a year and a half ago I started dating my GF (24) who works in healthcare. She is definitely anti-corporate America, corruption, greed, all of that, which to be fair there is a lot of in this world unfortunately. Early on we talked about it and she was fine with me doing what I want with the money I earn, and she was fine that I work in corporate America, but she would never invest her money, as she hates the idea of profiting off of companies that cut jobs, healthcare etc to increase profit margins Is she a nurse? Because she's a bit hypocritical here with that approach (I say this as a male RN myself) considering the nature of large corporate healthcare entities and how some big pharma companies have operated. I bet she doesn't have any problems with her nice paycheck from her corporate healthcare gig.
Your GF has to face reality, unfortunately. Seek counseling. You won’t overcome this alone.
I own an android and get laid regularly, though just about every girl I've dated since 2014, including my current GF, tells me to get an iPhone. Women are the ultimate consumers. It's almost impressive.
Nah. Just stay in shape and have money. I'm 48, GF is 32. Haven't dated a woman over 35 since high school.
GF got drunk AF and fell asleep
She's like the toxic Ex-GF I can't say no to....
Pretty sure these kinds of investments are made with the intention that you may never see returns in your lifetime. If you're doing this to impress your GF you can support Ukraine by donating money or goods to help people on the ground and show you have capacity for real compassion.
LoL. My buddy can't figure out where his GF is getting money from. What a dumbshit.
The AH movement on $ATAI is more insane than my EX GF LOLZ
Does lack of kids mean I will get my goverment mandated GF soon?
GF just left me. 1k to my name. What’s the move?
# IT'S NORMAL THAT GF SMELLS FRESH 🚿 AFTER RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR 2 HOURS RIGHT? (I haven't even told her about my AAPL 270c yet because of Chyna trade war and stuff) BUT YOU GUYS THINK IT'S ALL FINE RIGHT?
And a subservient GF! Win win
Wasn’t that April 8 2025 the day ur GF panic sold u and u become single but rich?💀👀
I dunno but I got in a huge fight with my GF this morning and if this is the result I think we need to keep it up.
while bools are at work, bers sneak in and bang bools' GF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). rinse repeat everyday
Would you rather have your GF cheat on you, or your company’s stock rally after news of your death?
All what I see in OP is a gambling addict who will lose everything as quickly as he gained it. The GF was right to leave.
Do you think Keanu Reeves has the right GF or should he go for someone hotter
Good question. If we exclude the first GF dying from OD and second one dying from cancer and me getting waterboarded then I'd have to say I just hate humanity and life has no purpose
Hey man. I’m sorry. Give me your GF’s number so I can comfort her for you.
u cant trust your GF to slice cheese yet you think youre safe hitting that cheesy shit raw? Thats a turboyikes from me dawg
I'm sorry. See how we are.... If we don't know we just assume you were a male. Thank you & if I can ever help you can message me. I think I'm even more impressed that you are a female with that kind of portfolio. WTF GF❣️
Where to find STEM/rich GF?
My GF doesn't mind eating a bit of pizza box to get the cheese stuck to it. Calls on Dominos.
Options are like digital crack! My GF gets mad because I call out options name when we are making love.
I kept buying more on the way up (had to sell some -many?) 7000 shares at $20 - GF and her goddamn backyard remodel... Anyway, I gave up on figuring out their BS pie in the sky plans. Just gonna buy it and hope I sell before the collapse. FFS, look at the damn shrek dongs on it in the last 5 minutes.
Any of you geniuses have any DD on FTNT? GF told me to buy it and she's still salty I didn't buy AMD when she told me to. Come to think of it, so am I.
My ai GF needs new clothes. Headed to GAP
I showed my GF my port and she asked me to teach her how to invest. I was like: "First off, you know I'm fucking retarded right? And second, what the fuck is investing? This shit is pure gambling."
I OVERSHOT MYSELF AND CONVINCED MY NEWLY MET GF **IN AUGUST** THAT SHE SHOULD CONSIDER SELLING HER VOO IN HER TFSA (Roth IRA for my southern fren) AND BUYING TLT AND REAL ESTATE SHITCOS. She **did**. BUT THE ISSUE IS, VOO's UP 5% SINCE AND HER POSITION IS 18% DOWN. (we were happy 3 weeks ago until the rate cut) and now she wants to meet to discuss "things"....... HOW DO I GASLIGHT HER IN A RECOVERING SCENARIO or HOW SOON SHOULD I INSTALL TINDER AGAIN? Thank you for your attention to this matter
PLTR's fair value varies depending on the valuation method, but several sources indicate it is significantly overvalued, with estimates ranging from $11.50 to $76.14, while the current market price is much higher. [GuruFocus](https://www.gurufocus.com/term/gf-value/PLTR) shows a fair value of $31.94, while [Value Investing IO](https://valueinvesting.io/PLTR/valuation/fair-value) estimates it at $8.05 using Peter Lynch's formula. [Morningstar](https://www.morningstar.com/stocks/after-earnings-is-palantir-stock-buy-sell-or-fairly-valued-8) suggests a fair value of $115.00. Key Valuation Estimates PLTR's fair value varies depending on the valuation method, but several sources indicate it is significantly overvalued, with estimates ranging from $11.50 to $76.14, while the current market price is much higher. [GuruFocus](https://www.gurufocus.com/term/gf-value/PLTR) shows a fair value of $31.94, while [Value Investing IO](https://valueinvesting.io/PLTR/valuation/fair-value) estimates it at $8.05 using Peter Lynch's formula. [Morningstar](https://www.morningstar.com/stocks/after-earnings-is-palantir-stock-buy-sell-or-fairly-valued-8) suggests a fair value of $115.00. Key Valuation Estimates As of October 7, 2025, [GuruFocus](https://www.gurufocus.com/term/gf-value/PLTR) estimates Palantir (PLTR) has a fair value (GF Value) of $31.94, suggesting the stock is "Significantly Overvalued" at its current price of $182.17. As of October 7, 2025, [GuruFocus](https://www.gurufocus.com/term/gf-value/PLTR) estimates Palantir (PLTR) has a fair value (GF Value) of $31.94, suggesting the stock is "Significantly Overvalued" at its current price of $182.17.
You know you're hooked when you think about the market more than your GF!
GF just asked me about investing when she has absolutely zero interest in it. Top is close
From the Financial Times (Opinion): >America is now one big bet on AI https://on.ft.com/4mNf6GF
Why do you keep banging her. Get a chinese GF and enjoy good food, great sex, ambitious life goals, ohhh but she will still bitch you about tips.
PLUG ----- because I like the name, the outlook.. and it is what I want to do to my GF all day!
LEO HAS A NEW GF AND SHES 27. Yeah i think there is a bubble my dudes, sell everything and short the top 💃
My GF owns a bar. The LLC owns her truck, and her primary apt is in the LLCs name also as the address for the buisness lol.
And im 1 phone call away from getting a GF?...
yOUR GF takes dumps and yet people still buy it
Which one of you is begging money from her GF so you can blow it all in 0DTEs?
NAH FAM I cheat on my wife with her boyfriend's GF
Make her treat you, your money stays making money. You do have a GF right that you're laying the pipe on?
https://preview.redd.it/rrgyt97yrkrf1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e17647f3025d37c54df01e0c45494c14d6ebbb7 by day he pumps $OPEN by night he pumps... GF, pervert - its on his chest
I made $5k scalping puts and calls but have no one to tell because I told my GF I would stop trading options after being down $35k YTD.
You GF told me you were Microsoft yesterday
The main reason I haven't bought this dip is literally my DD was: I asked 3 of my friends what their GF's thought of lulu. The exact same response from all 3 "quality went down. After a few washes they get baggy. Same quality for $7 from costco". That was all I needed to know. My friends are weird tho, so idk.
You can’t divorce a GF
GF is going to spend 8k on a vacation in Italy. What a fn dumbass you can just go to Olive Garden, or visit the Italian areas in New York. Save like 90% of the cost.
There was a huge Under armor sale a couple of years ago, and I stocked up. I thought I was cool AF with a whole UA wardrobe. My GF told me UA was lame. Nowadays, I've noticed that many immigrants and older people wear Under Armour at the gym; it's a boomer brand now, she was right =(. PS: I'm a minority, I'm not trying to be racist, most immigrants just aren't hip/trendy
Can't. Taught the GF power lifting and eating for gainz. Can still bench her, but now a strong wind won't carry her off.
Justy want to share. My GF wouldn't stop bugging the fk out of me to buy a house. Sold my 7000 OKLO shares for about $20 a few months back. Currently $130. And in case I am being vague, I am now single.
My GF told me to buy that stock last week and I laughed at her. I'm a bad trader and a bad BF.
My GF and I are in at 6.78. We believe in them and the AI Defense they specialize in. Just need those contracts to get through whatever the hold up is and we believe there is hope. Goldman increased their position of BBAI by 569%. Lets go!!
You may be a great guy and BF, but your concern about using your GF's contribution of half your mortgage to financially better yourself just doesn't seem gentlemanly to me.
Does your GF get any dibs on the equity in your home since she'll be contributing to your mortgage? Or is she unknowingly going to be taken advantage of by her BF? Just wondering since you haven't mentioned her in all your investing discussions.
Feels like a bunch of traders decided to go golfing instead of work today. Stocks sitting around waiting for JPowell like me waiting for GF to finish her makeup so we can finally go out.
Happened to me with KLAR so dumb. Did same transaction for my GF account on Sofi and she got 5 shares out of 10 requested. Opening another account with Sofi
I'm staying home today ur GF is coming over 🤭 have a great day 😘
🎶I keep a hard dick for your GF to wobble on…wheezy🎶
Tesla Shanghai is at 1,000,000 production run rate and selling out. GF Berlin is increasing production to meet increased demand. Yeah, your news sources suck.
#28 years old, white, 6 feet, 21 inch shoulders and can’t get a GF
Fashion brands is such a brutal industry. So hard to know what brands get hot. My GF told me a few years ago about Abercrombie getting hot again and I was like "uh the brand huge with middle schoolers in the 90s? Yeah okay..." Oddly I really like UA from the ankle up (shoes still need a looooot of work). Almost all my gym/running gear is UA and looks good and holds up, but I get your point. Sorta going against my own skepticism because I did buy 230 shares of DECK. Their fundamentals are really good and Hoka is everywhere near me. Definitely don't feel fully confident in that investment though.
My GF got her pilot's license their.
GF tells me they'd moon if they just brought back the mini. Lots of women have small hands.
yeah your GF bush is massive, it needs lots of water & nutrients ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🍆💦💦💦
You sound like my GF
if UNH hits 400 eom i’ll take my GF on a shopping spree - maybe i’ll get lucky