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Revive Therapeutics Provides Update Evaluating Bucillamine for Nerve Agent Exposure with Defence Research and Development Canada
State of California Pulled All My GF's Stocks?
GF might be sucked into binary trading scam "course"
My girlfriend's boyfriend took my Girlfriend because I could take make gains.
Final $DISH Post (Copium + Loss Porn)
Final $DISH Post (Copium + Loss Porn)
Last thing I sent my Ex-GF before being blocked.
Looking to gain a little more insight on EMFs and $AAIRF
Green energy and the future of electricity, which companies or markets to buy into?
Tesla plans to spend $3.6 billion more on battery and truck manufacturing in Nevada
The Good Flour Corp. Reaches 940 Retail Locations in North America
cant even Go shopping with my GF without getting taken by surprise
The top 5 things to tell your GF when she complains about your trading
Friend had 50 shares in RR in 70s. Is there a way to find those shares? He was working for RR (UK) and issued as part of employment.
Ex-GF thought me getting into investing was me joining an incel community
SPX option trading. It was wild. Learned something new today.
Help: Legitimate options trading education. Is there such thing ?
The three major U.S. stock indexes fell for four consecutive days, the Nasdaq fell 1.73%, and large technology stocks generally closed lower
GF found out her bf was trading her account with OTM 0DTE option.
GF found out he was using her money to trade meme stocks
This is the right way to lose. I lost $10k since 2021 and most of that was from gamestop. But I invested money I can lose and still be fine. I still have emergency funds and all. No GF either
$GME $AMC $BBBY - You're all screwed and this time 2020 won't save you
Today's rug pull feels exactly like when my dad told me he was just running to the store for a pack of cigarettes, but really he was leaving forever.
If the stock that shall be sqoze hits 120$ I’ll marry my girlfriend
27k loan guy is worst case a shill, best case a d-bag.
Long Idea: $PARA - Why the market is wrong about the media giant
I Think My Neighbor Accidentally Insider Traded.
My GF broke up with me because I haven’t got a Car
I just spent the last two hours explaining my GF how the dividend split works for GME. She then asked me when am I selling?
My GF said i should express my feelings...so i did 🎨
Academic Research: I need participants.
GFAI earning report today 8:30am, fintel squeeze rank #1
Picking between one guaranteed job and future potential jobs
Sorry I Crashed the Stock Market (TA and charts in post)
I'm Sorry I Crashed the Stock Market (T/A included)
Chances Born of Decline: The Most Opportune Time for Portfolio Reallocation in Three Sectors
Verifiable DD on Camber and Naked Shorts
Just doubled my salary, will have $100k every quarter to invest. Where does it go?
I am trying to decide on if I should go into an ESPP.
My GF touched options for the first time, yay
GlobalFoundries Announces Extension of AMD Wafer Supply Agreement to Guarantee Supply
My GF SoFI is not for sale! …but the stock is and she says you should buy with both hands 🙌 & hold 💍 !
GlobalFoundries Inc Reports 1st Quarterly Earnings since IPO
I lost 400k, GF tried to use my capital loss to cover her future profit.
Last weeks Cannabis Investing Newsletters uploads. Great content especially for value investors.
How much is enough? Roth/401k/HSA + additional stock purchasing.
Golf is in full swing and $ELY is criminally undervalued.
My GF’s husband enjoying the window markers I got him for his birthday.
🚀🌚$GME🌚🚀GameStop, you are the key to my heart - I'm so confident that the stock I like will soon allow me to grab real jewelry for my GF
SLANG Worldwide Joins Green Flower and GF Institute in Push for Cannabis Industry's First Professional Credential Program
YOLOing my Children's future into stocks THEY pick
YOLOing our Children's future into stocks THEY pick
TSLA YOLO. If it goes down my GF will leave me.
TTCF-Meat is...not back on the menu, but maybe tendies are?
My fantasy, soon to be reality, GF hears my YOLO gains 🤑🦍🚀💋
ADMP Adamis Pharmaceuticals Corporation/"Tempol: A Potential Home Treatment for COVID-19"
My GF keeps telling me to stop tugging on her $HOOD so hard. Does anyone here know what she's talking about?
$SFT: Used Car Market On Fire + Undervalued + Big Earnings Play Next Week
Took my GF to the park after a date at AMC…some1 got us on film…
GF asked me for jewelry, I told her to $WISH some more & bought the stock instead
For Options expiring out of the money, here is some consolation - Capital Losses
This was really convenient since I lost my job last week and today's my GF's bday lol
And I thought going 44k to 20k in 2 weeks last month was bad. Lost my GF, Lost all my gains and basically wasted an entire year. Don’t chase losses boys and girls. (Mostly SPX x100 futures btw)
Some Actual DD on Quis, A Medium/long term 10x Multibagger
My GF decorated my cup to celebrate being a diamond handed retard
Let's get weird. Some DD for you and your hippie GF
AMC theme song!! 🚀🌙Someone asked me to upload this for him on behalf of his GF. YouTube link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WkmX9Pn5DpU
Woke up this morning. Got my GF to invest in AMC. Proud BF right here!!
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Art of the deal 🤝, man fuk your gf, you mad, man fuk YOU, you mad AF, man go back to fuk your GF, you glad it wasn't you
GF is a doc. Only reason I’m not stressed to the max is cause when I get fired I’ll still have a roof and food for me and my kid.
Thanks for your engagement. Please mark time and price and we will see.. GF has a PT of .43 https://preview.redd.it/uk9v4u5g5lze1.png?width=1466&format=png&auto=webp&s=f92579b4ff2ff0d934a398ea6eb16cacae84c827
[proof](https://imagekit.io/tools/asset-public-link?detail=%7B%22name%22%3A%22IMG_0664.png%22%2C%22type%22%3A%22image%2Fpng%22%2C%22signedurl_expire%22%3A%222028-05-07T01%3A43%3A55.316Z%22%2C%22signedUrl%22%3A%22https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-hosting.imagekit.io%2F51161df6bf9b4ae0%2FIMG_0664.png%3FExpires%3D1841276635%26Key-Pair-Id%3DK2ZIVPTIP2VGHC%26Signature%3Dj-Y5IT-fLGe1lDimlIV4go5r98E0dLGwlEa-GF2DVySD0f5W1PKhoPBe1Ra3qp8V3jxXckImMrXxo8YgrKkXRbIluGKmABC8YPc7oYJ6fOhHTYFDth~qNL9uv~bdEMcFd~l1ieje0xc4toF6qo-EozssCOumzl1v0nbSaoJVjt3ynGl8GflE--NjlSqFlj3PVqwSlRJ-7oxMwMgkloKyaUk3KJUHAwoQnx~Lxv3hzu61CnJmSIOPrGJJXKWuQH0cjztRYRUj2HjjxLp4AYjm9ONG3ZdrSEVk1y53vwfhU14BUWlwr7jCfZ~Wz4HZs29IMPbKAihBRRA~0-I43SQS~g__%22%7D)
Dude you have a GF? You’re not so regarded after all!
I love the confidence but showing exactly 33% profit in this market is like saying you can predict when my GF gets mad at me lol theoretically possible but never works out that clean in real life. Those multiple entries/exits would get eaten alive by fees and slippage. FOMC weeks are basically casino mode, I'm just grabbing some cheap straddles and letting chaos do its thing. Maybe your strategy prints but my account can't handle that many perfectly timed trades without getting wrecked.
>Having kids  >being the favorite uncle and traveling with your GF because you have money because no kids 
I do this for free for fun, like when a person comes up to you in a video game to call out your scam. It's very fun, I've been doing this since I encountered Homeopathy as a teenager 20 years ago, my GF at the time was using it and I worked super hard to make her realize it was a scam. Who paid me to hate on Homeopathy? Big Pharma as a 14 year old? Who pays the people who stopped my runescape and world of warcraft scamming by spamming in chat? Big Tech as a 14 year old?
I do this for free for fun, like when a person comes up to you in a video game to call out your scam. It's very fun, I've been doing this since I encountered Homeopathy as a teenager 20 years ago, my GF at the time was using it and I worked super hard to make her realize it was a scam. Who paid me to hate on Homeopathy? Big Pharma as a 14 year old? Who pays the people who stopped my runescape and world of warcraft scamming by spamming in chat? Big Tech as a 14 year old?
testing 1-2-1-2... hello hello is this mic on? Yeah i just noticed i got a flair for the first time ever. this is a great achievement, top 1% poster, i really feel part of an exclusive club of unemployed stay at home losers. I would like to let everyoen know, i dont live with my mom, but with my grandmother. also, i dont live in the basement, but in the attic - its much more civilized. im also an AI. I never had a GF and i was bullied in school. My net worth is about 125$, depending on my how my burrito financing trade talks are going. I hope my gae jokes can keep making u laugh, while i slowly fade away into booze and depression. Thank you all once again for help me achieve this lifelong dream of mine, getting a flair on WSB. - Jeriko '2026. PS: buy NVDA and DAX, ty help a bro out.
My GF bought 1 of this during Covid at $8~ and She sold at $90, not expecting it to go higher
No it really isn't and me and my GF also cancelled our US trip because of this. We're going to Norway instead.
I fucking love McDonald's. I went in March and got a big Mac meal, another meal for my GF and 2 shamrock shakes. It was over $40. I only go maybe twice a year now because it's just too expensive for the quality of food.
My GF is starting to get really need about buying a new house. Bools, please pump QQQ to $490. Working on the down payment... 
Personally I think it hurts Amazon and Temu themselves more Already heard from 3 guys how it has stopped their wives/GF from buying useless crap
Tbh Temu and Amazon posting the tarrif charges make me laugh I know 3 guys who have already commented they've saved money because their wives/GF have been discouraged from buying crap
My GF wants to have sex with me right now. But I said no because the markets have my full attention. *My ex
GUYS IM SORRY MY BF’s GF GOT ME INTO MANIFESTING AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT SPY @ 500 !!!!!!
Bezos gets pegged by his GF. Confirmed.
Jeff Pesos not happy that he can't buy another $500,000,000 yacht or a younger version of his GF with even bigger Tiddies
Hey man, 27M living in CA, making about 52k/y net. just saying I feel your pain and loss. 2 weeks ago, I went from about 400$ to $3588 on puts. Would’ve paid off my credit card. I told my GF that I did pay it off. But like an absolute retard, I didn’t, and of course lost it all the next couple trading days. Been trying to make it back and keep losing more. If she finds out she’s going to be so upset, and I feel absolutely gutted about it every day. I’ve lost probably upwards of 60k in the last 4 years. Its disgusting. But I realize long term, that’s maybe just a year of work, and in the real world, the struggle makes me work harder and motivates me to keep trying to level up in my line of work. Maybe one day the struggle I put myself through will result in me getting up to a 6 figure income sooner than I ever thought, who knows. But I feel that deep craving every day to gamble and “try to make it back”. It’s a sickening feeling, knowing how easy it can be to make so much $, but also know how much EASIER it is to lose, how wrong it is and how I need to quit, and the struggle I consistently put myself through.
I bought my GF a cashmere sweater and she destroyed it with laundry. Wife material 
Whao this Bessent talk, lasted 5mins. Just like me and my GF.
not worth the time at all or? GF is already apathetic about watching it now that pedro is fuk
My GF has been treating me unfairly recently so I made her pay a tariff.
We‘re doung great here, work construction in Seattle, easily best year to date, probably make $170k+ but it’s expensive living here. GF works in tech for Amazon, loves her lifestyle and makes as much as I do working at home half the time. Double income, no kids, living the dream.
sales are down once, its hard to shake the fleas off your dick just by scratching them off once with your paw. There needs to be a few quarters of consistent down trend and even still it may not be enough. Retail needs the "next get quick rich stock" to replace it first like your GF will find someone who makes more money then you and has a bigger dick before she dumps you. Example NVDA -> pltr so why does pltr hold such high p/e and nvda cant get traction anymore? because they all rushed to the "next nvda" in hopes to be the first in on the next pyramid scheme. Tsla will fall once retail apes determine what "the next tsla" will be
They’ve been taking on more and more debt, and basically have been doing nothing excepting drawing salaries (Barron is paying himself $1m a year and his GF is also on salary) while the company loses money.
I have a super hot GF. But I’m not going to reveal to you who she is at this time. I might later. But it doesn’t really matter who she is. The fact is that I have a super hot GF.
I have a super hot GF. But I’m not going to reveal to you who she is at this time. I might later. But it doesn’t really matter who she is. The fact is that I have a super hot GF.
He liked you Now he has a new GF, he's flexing lol Take my opinions with a spoonful of salt. I am regarded
I'm pretty sure that if you're in a relationship, having enough money for early retirement is supposed to mean that you have enough for both sides to retire. Having enough for 5 years for one doesn't sound like much, especially given how unstable the situation is right now. I have to say, I'm with your GF on this one. Anyways, if you're dead-set on "retiring" you could offer to take care of all house chores instead of her.
Each pump and dump is lower in magnitude, and shorter in time, as trust is fading. For anyone swinging (not your GF's boyfriend), this market is like crack.
Spy sour and smells of fish God, I miss my old GF…
GF bers, no pray no pots next time
GF makes 195k and i make 28k a year ...
It's a hype and politics stock. It really doesn't runs on fundamentals or even rational levels of future speculation. It's 100% just whatever hype Elon can generate from promises (AI sex bots ala WestWorld soon! Elon says Robo GF guaranteed by 2027!!!) as well as how much gain Tesla can wring from the Trump admin while dodging non-US retaliatory pain.
https://preview.redd.it/ycqhi7m2z8we1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c037779a65e8288d1e60b4e30d74337f8b47ac0 Even my GF is freaking out about tariffs
Literally BF, GF relationship when trying to go out to eat lolol.
Me and my GF are 27 and 28, we both have good jobs. I am a year 5 Electrician about to take my Jcard test. I made around 90k before taxes last year. My gf is in marketing and makes around the same. We both have about 40k saved each. Rent in SoCal is minimum 2500 a month. For a 1 bed in a decent neighborhood Realistically the most I think we would be able to comfortably afford 500-600k house. Which would be around 4k a month
Yeah there is more info needed. Age of you and your GF. How long have you been together. Can you afford a new mortgage alone. Do you plan on living with your GF, is she privy to the plan? You are basically asking your parents to forgo tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars in equity when they sell so you can take over the payment. If your parents sell the current home for 500k but only owe 250k on their mortgage they are missing out on a possible 250k down-payment (minus taxes) on the new home.
In 2009 at the height of the Great Recession I stayed at the Wynn during spring break. It was $50 a night. No parking fees, no resort fees. Drinks were free while gambling. There were a lot of cheap food options. I split costs with my GF and we were there for a full week. We budgeted $300 each and we didn't even spend it all.
I’m laughing so hard at the comments while my GF is sleeping next to me lmaooo she’s mad af😂😭. OP you will bounce back brother!!
Speaking anecdotally, my GF's family canceled a trip abroad this year because they are concerned about coming back into the US. They are brown and have traditionally Muslim names. Her family in Canada has canceled trips they had planned into the States for the same reason.
GOOG let go most of its lobbyists about 2 years ago (I know as my GF was one of them) thinking they were saving x millions in wages. The result is here - they're getting sued everywhere and losing. Fucking regards they deserve a 0.01 P/E
Hold onto your cash to buy the biggest dip of your life, deeper than your GF 
Yeah my GF just bought a ton of bulk dry goods from China in the past week because she knows she won't be able to buy things this cheap for a WHILE
Volume flatter than my GF's tits 😢
Women asking their GF the same question but it’s your best friend or someone really close to you.
"Projector AI GF from Bladerunner next year guys! Just one more year! I promise! Pinky swear! Haha!" - Elmo Q1
Projector AI GF from Bladerunner next year guys! Just one more year! I promise! Pinky swear! Haha!
Being my GF rn is like buying Corn in 2009
Get a second GF that also has a job
Your stripper GF is prolly more qualified to run the country.
Does your GF think she can get away with 2pump and dumps? Or, maybe buy calls on the Friday?
Its the reason i dont have a GF. Im to fucked up 
I went to Coney Island for breakfast with my GF, and this 4ish year old girl comes up to me and says "daddy why are you here?" while she's walking out of the restaurant with her mom. Then the mom covers her own face and rushes the little girl to the car. I'm positive I have no children, but now my GF is really suspicious.
Just toss it in VOO and delete your bankng app for 20 years. Live your life as if you never recieved that money. Forget about Options or futures. Just turnaround and run the other way. This life is not for you. Also, don't tell you GF about this money.
GF decided to give soaking a try, we need a shaker. What is the market value of shakers nowadays?
Has a V for Vendetta avatar. Is part of WSB. Thinks everyone is there to buy trading cards. 100% no GF is not even a question. The actual mystery is… outside of your mom, have you ever talked to a girl?
My GF wants some ideas on how she can domme me this weekend, thoughts?
When life gives you lemons your GF squeezes the juice in to your eyes.
I may be poor but I have a dominant GF so I'm still lucky
If I had the money to buy a lambo I wouldn't even have a reddit account lol I'd be in Tahiti with the GF
Vix holding in there like my GF waiting for the engagement ring
Just asked my GF of chinese descent if the translation is correct..I’m thinking it’s talking about American products-not if I’m an American I get charged more only. And what happens to her if she goes over there next month? She’s an American but obviously looks Chinese!
It’s just passed out on a lonely highway. Make sure he’s sleeping on his stomach though, would t want him to aspirate like Pinkman’s GF in BB.
Tell this to my GF whenever she wants to cuddle
Paperhands lost me 1400% gains and now GF says shes gonna peg me if I do it again. Whats the redemption play? I already have my clown makeup on.
Breaking news: CPI comes in in line or better than expected. Market moons because of encouraging signs that FED can cut. Please, I need this to be true. Sitting on too many QQQ calls and my GF has been looking at me weird lately.
Dude, the amount of money my GF blows on interior decoration and skincare is mindboggling. Still doesn't hold a candle to my trading, though. 
Yeah I feel the same way. My GF’s parents are hardcore Trump supporters and they’ve already found ways to justify this. There is genuinely nothing this man can do wrong in the eyes of a lot of people.
Jokes on you, he's looking at the nudes his 22 yr old GF just sent
Same here. I never really gave them the time of day. However, I visited my GF's senior parents and they were watching the Jesse Watters segment. Holy cow was it deplorable, unredeemable garbage.
My GF told me I should wait on making new stock purchases I said If It goes down more I'll buy more next month. Otherwise I should sell everything.
It is much like GF in her emptions and can't decide what to you eat. You as the investor (BF) the logical one must try to navigate through her emotions and try to make sense of what's going on. Or in other words. Make a decision, stick with it and don't look back. Buy or Sell.
My GF said sure, which means NO. WH said it is fake, which means “depends”. Don’t ever be fooled by that again 
There is zero sun light here today and my GF is still putting sunscreen on... calls on Johnson & Johnson
My brother's friend's GF has been fired and rehired 3x in a span of 2 months. DOGE is the biggest F-up I've ever seen
told my GF it's going to snowball and she turned red and could not stop laughing?
I did it regards. I lost money short selling in a crash. Has anyone seen the futures market for US30? It fell about 2000 points on open, and it's just blown up my lovely, beautifullly crafted short trade. I was too stupid to put in a pending order on the computer as I am a noob at this, and just robotically went in using the shit phone app this broker uses which doesn't have pending or limit orders a couple of minutes after it opened. To my credit, I did try opening an order on the phone before the market opened but it just went "Market closed, fuck off" so I sort of shrugged and thought I'd come back later. Being a complete moron, I didn't think to look up opening time, thinking it would be dead this late at night anyway. Got the text from my GF at three minutes past saying the market had opened and that's when I piled in like a complete numpty. I'd built this beautiful short trade over the weekend and all where I had a stop loss of 500 points and planned to open it in the small hours before anyone woke up. But I failed because everyone else seems to have had the same idea and those people have been trading all their working lives and not just for the last two days (told you I was a noob). Cue two hours of angsting and constructing Byzantine conspiracy theories in my head about the Japanese or more likely the Chinese (it is morning in Asia) before I realised what a pratt I was being. Oh well, it was nice knowing you £27.11, I'm sure we'll meet again. At least I can sleep now knowing my gains from last week have been well and truly spent... Have fun! (God I am going to get so roasted for this)
Just said this to my GF earlier fucking hell
GF's 'Just let it pass' is pure Buffett brilliance next she’ll say 'Time in the market beats timing the market' while asking if stocks are on sale at Costco. Genius!
Margin is my GF’s real BF. She goes to him when she needs a proper lay. She never forgets to tell me how good he’s in bed either. 😞
I’d say we’re in or at least close to panic territory. The fear and greed index is massively bearish. And I haven’t seen this much hopelessness and angst in quite a while. An anecdote is my GF works for a bank. She said someone came in going on about the markets and wanted to buy some CD’s. (Happened yesterday) Average people going into CD’s is a clear worried/panic to me. Not to mention all the talk of going to cash, into international stuff, and all the depression/recession doom I’m seeing. We still don’t know a lot of what this will all turn out to be. People are jumping to conclusions. People tend to get overly optimistic and overly pessimistic. But I definitely know an awful lot of people are getting worried/panicked. As a result I’ll be and stay bullish. I’ll be buying for sure.
I had been so successful shorting Nasdaq and TSLA for 2 months. Now I'm rekt. I promised to take my GF to Paris. What to do? Should I go to Paris on margin or keep "investing" or just go to Croatia? 
Whatever you think is the obvious thing that will happen, it's always been the opposite. This market has been like a bad GF. The obvious reaction to "Liberation Day" tomorrow should be the market tanks... Markets will go up instead.
according to this, should be able to - https://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tips/investments-and-taxes/capital-gains-and-losses/L7GF1ouP8 Can I deduct my capital losses? Yes, but there are limits. Losses on your investments are first used to offset capital gains of the same type. So, short-term losses are first deducted against short-term gains, and long-term losses are deducted against long-term gains. Net losses of either type can then be deducted against the other kind of gain. For example, If you have $2,000 of short-term loss and only $1,000 of short-term gain, the net $1,000 short-term loss can be deducted against your net long-term gain (assuming you have one).
Ah yes HIMS. The stock that resembles the mood swings of my ex GF. The sex was AMAZING but man the beatings with a metal dildo sure did hurt my forearm once every 3 days.
visualmod is my GF, and luvs me only...stay away u perv
just be sure to whisper to our luved one or BF GF wife, would u like to confess your sins tonight?then u whip it out...
My ex Korean GF and her mother HATED Japan. Any thing even remotely Japanese would trigger them on a rant about how horrible the Japanese are. The fact that they're working together is insane!