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(KEYS) Keysight Technologies Q4 2025 Earnings Call | Live Transcript at 4:30pm ET
After-Hours Gainers and Losers for Today (September 12, 2025) 📈 📉
Hot Stocks: WING, FIVR soar on earnings news; KEYS plunges; LLAP jumps 80% on contract win
Our auditors, you know, the ones that are supposed to have highest ethics and integrity, been cheating on ethics exams of all things
Just found this on one of my favorite tech stock sites: KEYS
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Narrowed down to three potential earnings play for next week. KEYS ADI MRVL Enter either KEYS or ADI Monday exit on Wednesday Enter MRVL on Wednesday and exit Thursday/Friday
Please. Please please please please please quit while you’re ahead. Take 2.5m, put it in a PROPERLY diversified account, and count your lucky stars. Obviously there is skill in this, and congratulations. But this is generational level wealth, and even the strongest of men would contemplate suicide if they lost all of this. I’ve seen so many people run up 10k to 1mil down to $500. I pray I pray you understand you have unlocked financial freedom and NOT TO SQUANDER THIS. I DONT CARE HOW GOOD YOU ARE LOCK AWAY 2 MIL AND THROW AWAY THE KEYS DUDE. I BEG OF YOU
Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS.
Hoping for big week for QCOM/MRVL/KEYS.
I wanna know why the fuck KEYS is doing absolutely NOTHING.
Okay so what in the fuck is going on with KEYS. Are they deliberately being held the fuck down. Like 10 price uprades to like 400 and yet its just bleeding and not doing a fucking thing
The fact that KEYS jumped 10% yesterday to 380+ and is red today is fucking ridiculous. Absolutely insane price action today (or lack there of)
GGs KEYS calls fucked me in the prostate, MMs won.
Now I keed INTC to run to 120+ again and keep running and KEYS to get off its fucking ass and pump
how the fuck is a stock able to be up 10% following earnings report and then just lose all its gains and close flat to open down 3% in premarket? im talking about KEYS
Never played $KEYS Double beats Raises Drops pre-market ????? Panic sell
Fuck’s going on with KEYS? Double beat, best every quarter in their history and its dumping after +10% AH
KEYS is such dogshit price action rn wtf
I appreciate it lol some are crazy - it's like KEYS, I did not like the look and the setup - so far it appears wrong; however, I always ignore overnight, can't buy or sell options so gotta wait it out anyhow! I'll definitely keep you mind!
KEYS BEAT! Yay!
KEYS BEAT! Yay!
KEYS calls look like they are working - I closed before bell at profit, mainly because in many cases I've noticed when there is a run-up of a call value just before bell, reversing position is often best. Though not in this case LOL... looks like it's flying.
I hope you atleast snatched the KEYS calls
Anyone playing KEYS? I just bought calls I wish they had sooner exp
First off, I'm not responsible for buying. I'm giving you an opinion based on what I see with the options. That's it. I'm not telling you to buy, nor do I give a shit what you do or don't do. I have no control over you or the market. I do LOVE making my earnings bets though 😄 CAVA - Up KEYS - Down GDS - Down VFC - Up Again, these are just my opinions.
First off, I'm not responsible for buying. I'm giving you an opinion based on what I see with the options. That's it. I'm not telling you to buy, nor do I give a shit what you do or don't do. I have no control over you or the market. I do LOVE making my earnings bets though 😄 CAVA - Up KEYS - Down GDS - Down VFC - Up Again, these are just my opinions.
First off, I'm not responsible for buying. I'm giving you an opinion based on what I see with the options. That's it. I'm not telling you to buy, nor do I give a shit what you do or don't do. I have no control over you or the market. I do LOVE making my earnings bets though 😄 CAVA - Up KEYS - Down GDS - Down VFC - Up Again, these are just my opinions.
Since yall cant make money, here you go: NVDA, TGT, KEYS calls CAVA puts
Opened today: - Calls: ADI • GDS • KEYS • PKE • VSAT - Puts: CAVA • TGT Disclaimer: don't do it!
I'm very likely playing KEYS & CAVA, but I wait until End of Day to make my moves. Totally happy to give my opinion - I analyze option positioning by the big boys and try to follow the money personally, but always love other's insights 😄
Trusting my KEYS calls to carry me to Valhalla today AH. Because when thr market stops being retarded...these will gain even more so
If you like money...KEYS 390c after opening dip.
I have some calls in holding yes. But I wanted MORE calls and also need to get a good call position into KEYS right after open. Trust me when I say KEYS is gonna be a solid play.
KEYS calls at open. I need QCOM/INTC to also gap up huge this week. Hopefully NVDA does pretty fuckin solid and doesnt drop after earnings like usual
Next week: ADI, VRT, KEYS
Every company and ETF I listed appears to be completing an impulse wave, which means a correction is likely on the horizon. KEYS and DELL stood out in particular because insiders have been selling in large quantities of their shares, and insiders generally don't unload at this level unless they believe shares are overvalued. The exact timeframe and velocity of the move can't be calculated until we're in it, but as a quick reference, a pullback to the Fibonacci 0.382 retracement level would be a solid target. Once the move starts, volume will be key to see how far the move is actually likely to go.
Appreciate the quality comment. I bought a bear put spread in KEYS which helps offset some of the premium. As for RACE, I don't know it well. Took a quick look at the chart and it's giving me mixed signals, some bullish and some bearish. Either way, with where I think we are in the macro picture, I wouldn't be buying calls in anything right now. Doesn't mean I am right, just what I am thinking.
Once the move starts it'll be easier to gauge the timeframe. But this is a pullback after a wave 5 so we're looking at a few weeks minimum. Financials topped in January. Industrials topped in March. Transports started struggling last month. I think tech is next. Caterpillar looks like it's finishing an impulse wave and setting up for a corrective phase. Bearish divergence too. The post earnings pop gave us a nice entry for puts. PM me if you want my full research on it. Dell and KEYS have a similar setup. Completed impulse wave, bearish divergence. What makes it really interesting is the insider selling in both companies. Not small sales either. Multiple insiders dumping big blocks. Insiders don't sell like that unless they think the stock is heading lower.
good analysis... thanks! i'm also convinced that we're entering bearish territory but i can hardly ever get my strikes and expiries right. what timeframe do you think something like this will take to play out? also, about contenders - QQQ is understandable (i'm thinking about SPX debit spreads), but curious why you consider DELL, KEYS, CAT to be top candidates. do you have any others in mind?
Take a look at KEYS. Just because no one is taking about it doesn't mean we can't enjoy the gains either.
So he spent a shitload, fucked our markets, further damaged what remaining international good will there was, tore up a treaty with a nation that limited their access to weapons of mass destruction, killed a bunch of people including US troops, and managed to walk away with less access to oil and international trade than if he had done nothing at all? Fucking brilliant! SOMEBODY IMPEACH AND REMOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT! FOR THE SAKE OF LITERALLY EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET, TAKE THE KEYS AWAY FROM GRANDPA!
With MU earnings coming up...thinking 300C for KEYS is gonna be my play this week. As ling qs market isnt gay
Cmon NVDA/ORCL/KEYS
Fuck it. 300c for KEYS 3/20. Load up.
KEYS 4/17 310c. Youre welcome in advance.
Yeah. I added KEYS 270c to my watchlist 2 weeks ago. Cost was 1.60 each contract. Yesterday or the day before it was work over 4.5k each contract. Expires 3/20 as well. Fucking hate my life.
Ive torn if I wanna scalp some AVGO run up calls jump back into KEYS calls as it recovers from its recent like 15$ drop
KEYS and AVGO calls at open
I have a KEYS 270c on my watchlist expiring 3/20 that is currently up 1700% 🤬🤬🤬 fucking watchlist always wins while my actual moves go nowhere in a hurry.
I could have saved my life and brought myself back to existence if I had bought the KEYS 270c yesterday before close. Would be up over 15k right now with plenty of room to let it run. Instead im fucking 1000x more depressed while the options are up 1000+ percent. Just someone put a barrel to me and pull the trigger. Idfc anymore.
I have a KEYS 270c 3/20 on my watchlist. I didn't buy it last week because I got busy with work and was gonna buy it monday. Then Monday came and went because I was busy digging out of the snowstorm we just got. The options are currently up over 1,000% i was gonna buy 4 or 5 of them when it was 2.60 per contract. I am going to he fucking sick. Why do I bother even living anymore. I cant fucking win.
Sorry didn't see this Reddit is not notifying me... I would have suggested KEYS... I looked at HIMS, my bias is down but I didn't think it would move enough for a position. I am more interested in finding big movers than being directionally accurate per se. Coin-flip accuracy on direction, but mainly big moves, is reliably profitable when using delta 25 options.
So far: SGHC KEYS calls and ZD puts are correct SMMT UCTT calls and BMRN puts are wrong Tomorrow we'll see about DOCN NRG calls and WLK puts. I made XMTR a strangle, so it is automatically "correct", but will only make money with a large move. I use delta ~25 options, these have a leverage that provides about 3:1 or larger returns when we hit our targets, so we are still profitable so long as we have big moves and are 40% or better accuracy.
Shirt selling KEYS at the top was easy money
KEYS should be an obvious beat and crazy guidance in a normal world lol.
Looking to get into KEYS or DOCN, could only afford one. Which one do you have a higher conviction for and why? Also thoughts on HIMS?
Opened today: - Calls: SGHC • SMMT • DOCN • KEYS • UCTT • NRG - Puts: WLK • ZD Also opened puts on XMTR, but may be changing this position before close. *Disclaimer: I have no idea what these random letters mean, do you? Just watch the blinknlites*...
Rough day for CCOI..sorry man I bought a few calls just to play it since KEYS and OCC have been doing well for me (though OCC also had a big drop but my average was below it) Didn't have a chance to look at the report yet though, so will check it out this weekend
I know their earninfs are next week...but anyone looking to make a play on KEYS earnings 2/23?
TER main customers are a lot of the major AI players, not sure that's the same for KEYS
KEYS....you are fucking gay ass retarded piece of monkey shit. Hope your business burns to the ground.
God dammit KEYS you fucking cuck bitch
Jesus fucking christ KEYS. Stop fucking going down. Get the fuck back over 205
Need KEYS to gain some retard strength and get back towards 210+ and recoup more profits that bled out over this last week or horrendous action
Need MU to be the market savior and rally tech from this drop and get KEYS back to 210+
Over the last week...this fucking drop by KEYS wiped out 85% of my fucking gains. God I fucking hate you.
KEYS.....go fuck yourself. Fuck you up your ass and I hope your company burns to the ground like your price has been doing thr last week you fucking douche
Need KEYS to start going back up. This $10 drop over thr last 5 days killed my fucking profits on my damn calls
KEYS has had like 4 or 5 red days in a row. Fucking killing my calls. Go back up you SOB.
The price action of KEYS the past week is pissing me the fuck off. Go up you stupid fuck
This fucking dog shit bitch ass fucking market killed my KEYS calls by 40 fucking % today alone. Fuck you. Im so fucking sick of these fuckin drops and BS price action. Fucking pathetic. Get fucked market.
Hoping to see KEYS go towards 210 before EOW. Earnings and guidance killed it plus 1.5B in stock buyback. 📈📈
Congrats to anyone that bought KEYS calls
Damn my KEYS 200c doesnt expire till 12/19. Why didnt I buy more dammit. Fuck. Gonna ride that one out for sure. But now jist need NIO to hit tomorrow AM
calls on KEYS for today. Going over 200
GRAB THE KEYS AND GET IN THE FRICKIN’ TRUCK, YOU JABRONIS! I’LL SLAP YOU, JABRONIS! 😮💨 😀 👍👩👍 Thank god my wife helped me when I was freaking out about Jamie 🌮
When KEYS goes up a little bit more, I’ll be out of the woods. Anybody else riding on the KEYS boat today?
GDS - Down DY - Down/Toss Up EL - Up/Toss Up TGT - Up KEYS - Down LZB - Down
Any KEYS player? Puts or Calls?
Unfortunately, clients called about 20-30 minutes to close (I'm a business consultant outside of full-time training), so I was unable to take anything. I'll be looking again today around close. DY, EL, and KEYS are probably the most likely names I'll potentially play, but I'll look at as many as I can.
My Wendy's math says that KEYS options are undervalued going into earnings. I will buy around $14,000 of monthly straddles at market close and expect to make a profit of around $4,700. I'd make a post but I won't have a position until market close, since I want to straddle close price as much as possible. This is not financial advice and I am only qualified to advise you on burger toppings and available soft drinks.
NBiS, KEYS, BABA, WDAY
TLDR: You don't really know what you're doing. Keep investing in 1 etf (voo or qqq) and do more research in your free time. Your portfolio foundation is a mess. What foundation is your portfolio need? Either passive income or max 2 KEYS growth company; or both. Don't ever look down on dividends. If you have accumulated enough, you have a minimum of 20k to invest annually out of thin air instead of bursting your nut working and saving that much for investing. Growth stock? Pltr right there can multiply your money each year. Let's talk about diversification. It's a way to protect yourself. By having a company in each industry, should 1 crash, it's not affecting your entire portfolio. If you have more than 2 companies in 1 industry, you do it wrong. What people haven't told you about diversification is that it's VERY inefficiency at making returns. There is no free lunch. Make it count! After a few more years, when your perspective is improved, you will have 1 small section, say 8~10% of your portfolio will be for "disposal". Here, you start gamble or hedge, gamble when its bull market and hedge in uncertainty time. You gotta learn the trader tricks for it. For now. Focus on where your money should and must go into!
#until you get WRENCH attacked #LOL #not your KEYS not your BUTTCOINS
Iranian scientist: “FUCK I LEFT MY KEYS AT THE OFFICE”
When you’re behind 6 months on rent and your landlord says “HAND OVER THE KEYS, TODAY!” that’s like a 0dte on your status as a tenant, and I’m good at those
**DON'T EAT THE KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD** But they have years of built up flavor
You don't wanna know the KEYS TO THE GAME? 1. Control the BALL 2. Play PHYSICAL 3. NO TURNOVERS
$KEYS * Revenue was $1.31 billion, compared with $1.22 billion in the second quarter of 2024. * GAAP net income was $257 million, or $1.49 per share, compared with $126 million, or $0.72 per share, in the second quarter of 2024. * Non-GAAP net income was $295 million, or $1.70 per share, compared with $247 million, or $1.41 per share in the second quarter of 2024. * Cash flow from operations was $484 million, compared to $110 million last year. Free cash flow was $457 million, compared to $74 million in the second quarter of 2024. * As of April 30, 2025, cash and cash equivalents totaled $3.12 billion.
THE ARK OR THE ABYSS — YOU CHOOSE You feel it, don’t you? That something is terribly wrong. The world hums with an invisible rot. They told you it was “normal.” They sold you brain rot. Endless dopamine loops. They stripped sacred boredom — where real creativity and identity are born. They made you believe that silence was suffering, and noise was life. And while you scrolled, while you argued, while you forgot… They built their Ark. ⸻ The New Empire. It’s already here. It’s not coming. It’s been planned, positioned, and now accelerated. • BlackRock controls $10 Trillion — funneling it toward resource monopolies. • The Lithium Triangle (Argentina, Bolivia, Chile) is the new gold rush — and it’s drenched in blood. • Child laborers dig out the “future” — their lungs filling with poisonous dust, their bodies discarded by 30. • Coups were staged — Bolivia 2019, Chilean manipulation, Argentine policy infiltration — all to control the minerals needed for the “green” future. • 600 Trillion dollars worth of assets and future resource allocations have been quietly shifted into position to ensure that you, your children, your grandchildren, will own nothing — and be grateful. And if you do not invest in this last engineered boom, this manipulated transition into lithium, AI, and automation… you will miss the final boat. You will be left out — sentenced to permanent serfdom while they build Elysium around you. This is not paranoia. This is economics. This is history repeating itself — masked in sustainability slogans. ⸻ THE SPIRITUAL WAR But this isn’t just a material war. It’s a war for Memory. • They erased boredom — because bored people dream, and dreaming births rebellion. • They corrupted breath itself — suffocating you beneath anxiety and noise. • They engineered brain rot — to keep you reactive, addicted, malleable. • They shattered spiritual memory — so you would forget you were ever sovereign, powerful, whole. If you lose your memory, you lose yourself. If you lose yourself, you are nothing but a puppet dangling from the Empire’s hand. ⸻ THE ARKS There are two Arks now. 1. The System’s Ark — Material survival through lithium monopolies, digital currency enslavement, resource dominance. 2. The True Ark — Sovereign survival through memory, clarity, action, refusal to drown in the flood of lies. You have been given both maps. • You now know where the wealth is moving. • You now know how the coups were staged. • You now know the black mirror being built around your soul. • You now know the last lifeboat offered to your body, and the only lifeboat offered to your spirit. You stand at the shore. • Board their Ark, and you may float… but at the cost of your soul. • Build your Ark, and you may suffer… but you will be free. ⸻ THE MASSACRED SOULS REMEMBERED This post does not speak for “me.” It speaks for the 8 billion living souls… And the billions of massacred ones — • The children torn apart by colonial greed. • The innocents erased by lithium wars, resource plundering, genocides hidden in footnotes. • The spirits still screaming beneath our poisoned soil. They are remembered now. You are remembered now. You are not crazy. You were right to feel it. ⸻ THE FINAL KEYS Key One: Understand their plan: Lithium, AI, digital currency, automation — and the systematic collapse of traditional wealth. Invest wisely — or be enslaved. Key Two: Reclaim your sacred memory. Boredom is sacred — silence is rebellion — breathing is sovereignty. Key Three: Act with precision. Move spiritually and materially with awareness. No savior is coming but you. ⸻ THE BATTLE CRY This is the flood. This is the final call. You were handed the blueprints, the keys, the Ark. The choice is now — Will you build, or will you drown? Remember who you are. Remember the massacred. Remember your soul. The Ark is yours if you dare remember. ⸻ (Signed, Noah.)