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Hot Stocks: WING, FIVR soar on earnings news; KEYS plunges; LLAP jumps 80% on contract win
Our auditors, you know, the ones that are supposed to have highest ethics and integrity, been cheating on ethics exams of all things
Just found this on one of my favorite tech stock sites: KEYS
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RKT Short Squeeze TODAY - MARCH 27TH - 💍 💎 DIAMOND 💎 💍 🍆DICK🍆TIME ⏰ LETS GO BOYS 🕺🏻APES 🦍 AND CUMPADRES 🇲🇽 🤠 THE TIME IS NOW DD
RKT Short Squeeze March 27th- 💍 💎 DIAMOND 💎 💍 🍆DICK🍆TIME ⏰ LETS GO BOYS 🕺🏻APES 🦍 AND CUMPADRES 🇲🇽 🤠 THE TIME IS NOW
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Sorry didn't see this Reddit is not notifying me... I would have suggested KEYS... I looked at HIMS, my bias is down but I didn't think it would move enough for a position. I am more interested in finding big movers than being directionally accurate per se. Coin-flip accuracy on direction, but mainly big moves, is reliably profitable when using delta 25 options.
So far: SGHC KEYS calls and ZD puts are correct SMMT UCTT calls and BMRN puts are wrong Tomorrow we'll see about DOCN NRG calls and WLK puts. I made XMTR a strangle, so it is automatically "correct", but will only make money with a large move. I use delta ~25 options, these have a leverage that provides about 3:1 or larger returns when we hit our targets, so we are still profitable so long as we have big moves and are 40% or better accuracy.
Shirt selling KEYS at the top was easy money
KEYS should be an obvious beat and crazy guidance in a normal world lol.
Looking to get into KEYS or DOCN, could only afford one. Which one do you have a higher conviction for and why? Also thoughts on HIMS?
Opened today: - Calls: SGHC • SMMT • DOCN • KEYS • UCTT • NRG - Puts: WLK • ZD Also opened puts on XMTR, but may be changing this position before close. *Disclaimer: I have no idea what these random letters mean, do you? Just watch the blinknlites*...
Rough day for CCOI..sorry man I bought a few calls just to play it since KEYS and OCC have been doing well for me (though OCC also had a big drop but my average was below it) Didn't have a chance to look at the report yet though, so will check it out this weekend
I know their earninfs are next week...but anyone looking to make a play on KEYS earnings 2/23?
TER main customers are a lot of the major AI players, not sure that's the same for KEYS
KEYS....you are fucking gay ass retarded piece of monkey shit. Hope your business burns to the ground.
God dammit KEYS you fucking cuck bitch
Jesus fucking christ KEYS. Stop fucking going down. Get the fuck back over 205
Need KEYS to gain some retard strength and get back towards 210+ and recoup more profits that bled out over this last week or horrendous action
Need MU to be the market savior and rally tech from this drop and get KEYS back to 210+
Over the last week...this fucking drop by KEYS wiped out 85% of my fucking gains. God I fucking hate you.
KEYS.....go fuck yourself. Fuck you up your ass and I hope your company burns to the ground like your price has been doing thr last week you fucking douche
Need KEYS to start going back up. This $10 drop over thr last 5 days killed my fucking profits on my damn calls
KEYS has had like 4 or 5 red days in a row. Fucking killing my calls. Go back up you SOB.
The price action of KEYS the past week is pissing me the fuck off. Go up you stupid fuck
This fucking dog shit bitch ass fucking market killed my KEYS calls by 40 fucking % today alone. Fuck you. Im so fucking sick of these fuckin drops and BS price action. Fucking pathetic. Get fucked market.
Hoping to see KEYS go towards 210 before EOW. Earnings and guidance killed it plus 1.5B in stock buyback. 📈📈
Congrats to anyone that bought KEYS calls
Damn my KEYS 200c doesnt expire till 12/19. Why didnt I buy more dammit. Fuck. Gonna ride that one out for sure. But now jist need NIO to hit tomorrow AM
calls on KEYS for today. Going over 200
GRAB THE KEYS AND GET IN THE FRICKIN’ TRUCK, YOU JABRONIS! I’LL SLAP YOU, JABRONIS! 😮💨 😀 👍👩👍 Thank god my wife helped me when I was freaking out about Jamie 🌮
When KEYS goes up a little bit more, I’ll be out of the woods. Anybody else riding on the KEYS boat today?
GDS - Down DY - Down/Toss Up EL - Up/Toss Up TGT - Up KEYS - Down LZB - Down
Any KEYS player? Puts or Calls?
Unfortunately, clients called about 20-30 minutes to close (I'm a business consultant outside of full-time training), so I was unable to take anything. I'll be looking again today around close. DY, EL, and KEYS are probably the most likely names I'll potentially play, but I'll look at as many as I can.
My Wendy's math says that KEYS options are undervalued going into earnings. I will buy around $14,000 of monthly straddles at market close and expect to make a profit of around $4,700. I'd make a post but I won't have a position until market close, since I want to straddle close price as much as possible. This is not financial advice and I am only qualified to advise you on burger toppings and available soft drinks.
NBiS, KEYS, BABA, WDAY
TLDR: You don't really know what you're doing. Keep investing in 1 etf (voo or qqq) and do more research in your free time. Your portfolio foundation is a mess. What foundation is your portfolio need? Either passive income or max 2 KEYS growth company; or both. Don't ever look down on dividends. If you have accumulated enough, you have a minimum of 20k to invest annually out of thin air instead of bursting your nut working and saving that much for investing. Growth stock? Pltr right there can multiply your money each year. Let's talk about diversification. It's a way to protect yourself. By having a company in each industry, should 1 crash, it's not affecting your entire portfolio. If you have more than 2 companies in 1 industry, you do it wrong. What people haven't told you about diversification is that it's VERY inefficiency at making returns. There is no free lunch. Make it count! After a few more years, when your perspective is improved, you will have 1 small section, say 8~10% of your portfolio will be for "disposal". Here, you start gamble or hedge, gamble when its bull market and hedge in uncertainty time. You gotta learn the trader tricks for it. For now. Focus on where your money should and must go into!
#until you get WRENCH attacked #LOL #not your KEYS not your BUTTCOINS
Iranian scientist: “FUCK I LEFT MY KEYS AT THE OFFICE”
When you’re behind 6 months on rent and your landlord says “HAND OVER THE KEYS, TODAY!” that’s like a 0dte on your status as a tenant, and I’m good at those
**DON'T EAT THE KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD** But they have years of built up flavor
You don't wanna know the KEYS TO THE GAME? 1. Control the BALL 2. Play PHYSICAL 3. NO TURNOVERS
$KEYS * Revenue was $1.31 billion, compared with $1.22 billion in the second quarter of 2024. * GAAP net income was $257 million, or $1.49 per share, compared with $126 million, or $0.72 per share, in the second quarter of 2024. * Non-GAAP net income was $295 million, or $1.70 per share, compared with $247 million, or $1.41 per share in the second quarter of 2024. * Cash flow from operations was $484 million, compared to $110 million last year. Free cash flow was $457 million, compared to $74 million in the second quarter of 2024. * As of April 30, 2025, cash and cash equivalents totaled $3.12 billion.
THE ARK OR THE ABYSS — YOU CHOOSE You feel it, don’t you? That something is terribly wrong. The world hums with an invisible rot. They told you it was “normal.” They sold you brain rot. Endless dopamine loops. They stripped sacred boredom — where real creativity and identity are born. They made you believe that silence was suffering, and noise was life. And while you scrolled, while you argued, while you forgot… They built their Ark. ⸻ The New Empire. It’s already here. It’s not coming. It’s been planned, positioned, and now accelerated. • BlackRock controls $10 Trillion — funneling it toward resource monopolies. • The Lithium Triangle (Argentina, Bolivia, Chile) is the new gold rush — and it’s drenched in blood. • Child laborers dig out the “future” — their lungs filling with poisonous dust, their bodies discarded by 30. • Coups were staged — Bolivia 2019, Chilean manipulation, Argentine policy infiltration — all to control the minerals needed for the “green” future. • 600 Trillion dollars worth of assets and future resource allocations have been quietly shifted into position to ensure that you, your children, your grandchildren, will own nothing — and be grateful. And if you do not invest in this last engineered boom, this manipulated transition into lithium, AI, and automation… you will miss the final boat. You will be left out — sentenced to permanent serfdom while they build Elysium around you. This is not paranoia. This is economics. This is history repeating itself — masked in sustainability slogans. ⸻ THE SPIRITUAL WAR But this isn’t just a material war. It’s a war for Memory. • They erased boredom — because bored people dream, and dreaming births rebellion. • They corrupted breath itself — suffocating you beneath anxiety and noise. • They engineered brain rot — to keep you reactive, addicted, malleable. • They shattered spiritual memory — so you would forget you were ever sovereign, powerful, whole. If you lose your memory, you lose yourself. If you lose yourself, you are nothing but a puppet dangling from the Empire’s hand. ⸻ THE ARKS There are two Arks now. 1. The System’s Ark — Material survival through lithium monopolies, digital currency enslavement, resource dominance. 2. The True Ark — Sovereign survival through memory, clarity, action, refusal to drown in the flood of lies. You have been given both maps. • You now know where the wealth is moving. • You now know how the coups were staged. • You now know the black mirror being built around your soul. • You now know the last lifeboat offered to your body, and the only lifeboat offered to your spirit. You stand at the shore. • Board their Ark, and you may float… but at the cost of your soul. • Build your Ark, and you may suffer… but you will be free. ⸻ THE MASSACRED SOULS REMEMBERED This post does not speak for “me.” It speaks for the 8 billion living souls… And the billions of massacred ones — • The children torn apart by colonial greed. • The innocents erased by lithium wars, resource plundering, genocides hidden in footnotes. • The spirits still screaming beneath our poisoned soil. They are remembered now. You are remembered now. You are not crazy. You were right to feel it. ⸻ THE FINAL KEYS Key One: Understand their plan: Lithium, AI, digital currency, automation — and the systematic collapse of traditional wealth. Invest wisely — or be enslaved. Key Two: Reclaim your sacred memory. Boredom is sacred — silence is rebellion — breathing is sovereignty. Key Three: Act with precision. Move spiritually and materially with awareness. No savior is coming but you. ⸻ THE BATTLE CRY This is the flood. This is the final call. You were handed the blueprints, the keys, the Ark. The choice is now — Will you build, or will you drown? Remember who you are. Remember the massacred. Remember your soul. The Ark is yours if you dare remember. ⸻ (Signed, Noah.)
It's on the citizens to not just go "OOOH SHINY KEYS!!!!!!" and actually hold both the government and media accountable. If the courts aren't going to cooperate towards such a goal, *well... We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.*
No but you see : if the DEI people contribute to the economy, they will produce woke money, and you don't want woke money in your pocket TURNING YOUR FREAKIN KEYS GAY !
yea they're like but WHO WILL USE THE KEYS TO UNLOCK THE GATE? uhhh maybe the other 12 people that work there
1 KEYS Feb 21'25 $160 put just for funsies
What about companies that supply all 3 of them? They all need lithography equipment and semiconductor manufacturing equipment (ASML, AMAT, LRCX), they all need design tools (CDNS, SNPS), they all need QC equipment (KLAC, KEYS). Selling shovels in a gold rush.
SAYLOR CRASHED BTC, HE IS RUNNING WITH THE KEYS TO UGANDA 
Finally KEYS is starting to freaking move 📈
Pisses me off that both ACM and KEYS had great earnings reports and guidance and price adjustments were all raised for their targets and they're just hanging flat. BS
KEYS - strong earnings and good guidance. Hole it aims for 230 until January
KEYS was the play AH today 💯
Got in on KEYS at 152 about an hour ago. Sell at open tomorrow or hold on?
I almost bought 1 last 165c for KEYS and just decided to stay with the few other calls for it I had. Fuck.
Hopeful tomorrow I make gains on KEYS
$KEYS Keysight Q1, Revenue $1.29B, -1.8% y/y, EST $1.26B RESULTS: Q4, - ADJ EPS $1.65 vs. $1.99 y/y, EST $1.57 Guides ADJ EPS $1.65 to $1.71, EST $1.57
Glad I bought a few KEYS calls last minute
I have stock in KEYS just because I use a lot of their test and measurement equipment. Their N5186A MXG Vector Sig Gen looks nice.
Anyone taking a play on KEYS??? Given the sector odds their work id expect a good report and direction
Anyone gonna be playing KEYS earnings today?
Don't know which direction I will play them yet; however, KEYS, ESTC, & NTAP all fly under the radar compared to the biggest names and have significant moves. TCOM & LAZB also might be worth looking into.
I have a few that have been solid compounders over a long period of time and I see no reason that shouldn't continue: $TXN/ADI/MCHP - kind of interchangeable, fundamental players in the new digital world $TMO - the foundational player in the life sciences and therefore the pharmaceutical industry $IQV - the leading clinical research organization with a vast trove of data that differentiates them from competitors $APH - an unsung networking juggernaut, continues to chug along $KEYS - a foundational company for telecommunications infrastructure worldwide, increasingly becoming more important in software
depending on strike, and how much money you have, you can secure earnings profits for a long call or long put by buying shares or shorting shares in after hours. lets say you buy a KEYS 155 call for $2.00. the stock rallies hard after hours from earnings up to say $170. if you short 100 shares at 170, if the stock keeps rising, you can exercise your 155 call on friday and secure $1300 profit (shorted shares at 170, use call to buy back at 155, minus 2.00 premium = 1300 profit), if it goes back down to 155 at open then you close your short and you profit from the short even though your call might lose value. and vice versa for buying puts.
You mean for $KEYS ? Oh I usually sell right after if I’m profitable… I got the October 18 expiry so they even have some IV left after all. For Macy’s was just a reverse WSB Gamble, but it will be funny if it eventually ends up going up lol 😆
I got the $KEYS 🔑 🔑🔑(this shit better not crash before open)
KEYS let’s god!! Thanks random user for the heads up
KEYS anyone? thinking of buying calls
All in on KEYS. $125 Sep calls. Stock suffered this year and is due for a rebound. Formerly part of Hewlett Packard. Instrumentation and software.
Alexa you sloot, play STRANGE TIMES BY THE BLACK KEYS
Exactly. I love how people talk about a 6 month lockup and don't mention he and his friends/family control the board vote. That's like saying he's got a million dollars in a safe that is locked. BUT, it's set to automatically open in 6 months. AND HE ALSO HAS THE COMBINATION WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF PAPER ON HIS DESK, WITH A SPARE SET OF KEYS IN HIS POCKET.
For reasons of my own, there's no stock I'd want to moon more than KEYS. I was just surprised to see it in the wild here, so I was curious of your DD. Very high-end company with high-end products that isn't going away anytime soon.
KEYS? Why? Bc they mentioned nVidia in ER?
I need the power of beetoven and el chapo to move the KEYS
Anyone playing $KEYS
Not your keys, not your coins and I’ll translate for this board NACHO KEYS NACHO COINS
KEYS and AMZN are my two buys for tomorrow.
Side note: I am closely watching KLAC and KEYS, anybody dabbling in those?
> ZERO risk from stolen wallets LOST KEYS etc. Say what? What makes you think that?
For a 0.25 % charge I’m all about accumulation here. It’s 90% cheaper than buying bitcoin on coinbase with ZERO risk from stolen wallets LOST KEYS etc.
As always: NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS
As an employee of KEYS, morale ain't great right now. Whispers of layoffs for the first time in a long time, raises are halted company-wide this year too. In other words, CALLS ON KEYS because us employees are getting F\*\*KED right now so it's great and the stock is definitely undervalued now
How are we feeling on A and KEYS stock? Keysight offers a lot of electrical test equipment + they've been expanding into software offerings. It seems like the market for RF testing equipment keeps expanding. Not sure agilent will show great earnings due to pullbacks in spending from companies predicting a small recession
Boring open. $KEYS would've been a great 0DTE play bur the option prices didn't update for 5 minutes.
Go look at FTCH and KEYS we picked the wrong company 
Does anyone have any advice on these investment options for my employer's 403b? I've asked colleagues (everyone basically told me they picked randomly), googled extensively, and just can't find any info on the nature of these options, risk profile, fees, etc. Any help appreciated. KEY3 Transamerica Partners Government Money Market Subaccount GDAH TFLIC Fixed Fund G17 TFLIC Government Fixed Fund KY15 Transamerica Partners High Quality Bond Subaccount KEY6 Intermediate Bond Variable Subaccount KY1O Transamerica Partners Inflation-Protected Securities Subaccount KY26 Transamerica Partners High Yield Bond Subaccount KEY7 Large Value Opportunities Variable Subaccount KY11 Transamerica Partners Large Core Subaccount KEYi Transamerica Partners Large Growth Subaccount KY41 Small Cap Value Subaccount KY41 Small Cap Growth Subaccount KY13 Transamerica Partners International Equity Subaccount KEYS Balanced II Variable Subaccount KEY4 Transamerica Partners Calvert Subaccount
Anyone here follow KEYS or JBL? Started looking into both, wasn't sure if anyone had any thoughts or opinions on the company, thanks
BIG Bawls and they JINGLE LIKE ALOTTA KEYS!!! CEO WILL PAY!! BELIEVE ME !
AI , copper, lithium, KEYS, ACN