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BFRI at 90% short I fret HOLY MF (UPDATED)
Citius Pharmaceuticals Completes Enrollment in the Pivotal Phase 3 Study of its Cancer Immunotherapy I/ONTAK for the Treatment of Cutaneous T-Cell Lymphoma
Coordinated Algorithmic Attack, 8AM (Across Several Tickers)
MAKE WI$H GREAT AGAIN , find that new ceo get him to work already . MAKE WISH $69! Zack Morris is gone make this go parabolic. 2022 turnaround coming MF. Never selling wish , heard bears enough your dirty talk.
Am I doing this right? $MA calls either going to crash and burn or to the MF moon
$AMX $AMXEF Reports 8.25 g/t Gold over 44.80 Metres and 1.22 g/t Gold over 64.75 Metres from the Denise Zone of Perron
$TLRY rockets 🚀 getting started LFGO to the moon!! Short Interest has been consistently high.. Let’s Gamma Squeeze the MF’s
MF with Tesla puts right now
The biotech company you’ve all been waiting for! $GERN
fuckkk it BB gang everyone drop a bill BLACKBERRY FINNA MF JUMP
On NASDAQ from MF - 3 Leading Cannabis Stocks to Buy in 2021 and Beyond
The Great Volatility Play You've Never Heard Of.
Mutual Funds Industry guidelines: Equivocal or not?
Adios MF! $AMZN to shit the bed
$BB - Good news!: BlackBerry Revs Up the Engine for Connected Car Payments - Digital Transactions (Still Holding like a MF)
Friends don't let friends use Motley Fool for due diligence
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A lot of memes here. But no. Don’t try and gamble your way out. You need to stop seeing these stupid get rich quick MF. They don’t know what they’re doing. They’re lucky until they aren’t. Invest. Stop gambling.
Claude is such a little bitch, trying to make a game and this moron wrote 2000 tests already, MF this is not corporate just chill ffs
I hope everything with AI goes down like a MF
MF, I literally listed them.
**FOMC meeting in 10 days** **FUCK OUT YO MF CALLS LMAO 🤌**
Those aren't valid examples and don't really apply today. First MF Global was primarily an FCM and the customer loses were primarily in the FCM futures accounts, not in FINRA regulated securities accounts. And CFTC rules have changed a lot since MF Global. Wamu was a bank and thrift. The risk exposure in banks are different. And when a bank fails, brokerage accounts are part of a separate business and accounts get moved to another broker or liquidated. This process occurred recently in 2023 when First Republic failed - this was the second largest bank failure after Wamu. The brokerage subsidiary of First Republic was absorbed overnight and no customer lost funds or access Lehman is a also a bad example. Lehman is primarily an investment bank. When they failed - brokerage accounts were moved and customers did not suffer losses. The real risk is access to funds and the account if there is a protracted transfer of funds and accounts. Or if there was widespread systematic fraud impacting the custody of customer assets. But even when there is a culture of fraud at companies like FTX, while the crypto accounts were impacted due to the fraud, the brokerage securities accounts were regulated and audited at a custodian and did not suffer losses.
This kinda sell off is brutal than rug pull man. MF trap bulls before leg down
> I’m not understanding, do you fear Fidelity, Vanguard, etc will go out of business and you’ll lose your money? Hm.... did you think MF Global was going to go out of business? Or Lehman? Or Wamu? It happens. You don't lose all your money but it can be tied up for a while. Certain longer than the current trading session. Which if it's volatile you don't want to miss out on. With another brokerage, you can just use that. > Brokerage going offline would only be an issue I assume if you’re day trading. See above. Are you new to the markets. Some days, even when you aren't daytrading, you really want to participate. > Seems like a lot of extra work and paperwork. If that's too much for you, you don't even need a brokerage. Just buy funds directly.
Haha yes, would be funny when every other MF has the same idea at the same time. Boooooom
8 upvotes in 2min the sub is cooked with bots. MF so jealous of this company it’s hilarious. Most sold passenger car in the world Reddit. You guys should have got in at $150 boo fucking hoo.
MF made a flying car and the stock tanks can’t make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣
You guys make the Koreans sound like amazing traders when the MF’s are mostly trading two stocks
Nothing has changed ! Buy MF buy!
if this MF poorweave goes GREEN today I'll \_\_\_\_\_\_
Prior to 2026 I never heard anyone give af about the South Korean stock market why tf do we care now? I don’t buy MF Korean ETFs
This all :pepetrump: fault. Stupid MF
But but QQQ down 2% from ATH!! MF ASTS is down 50% YTD stfu we dont do index funds here
This MF calling people stupid and can't even use correct spelling or grammar 😂
🥭🥭 disappeared now , impeach this MF
just found the new theme song for wsb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-np10MF7IaM
Reverse Wu-Tang pattern formation, we going to DRILL in this MF.
If any of you guys invest in s &p or some us based MF tell me how much charges they take like ik conversion charges and all so what according to you should be like the minimum you should invest to be able to make a impact like i thought i will put 1k a month but i think i will lose 10% in just investing
Say what you want about Elon but that MF is always down to troll
Republicans are the Dumbest MF around..
Travis is rising through the ranks, huh? :hmmm: :hmmm: I see that MF spitting fire game
"English MF do you speak it" meme
You MF'ers are just waiting for me to say something arent ya
IT WAS THE BOL TRAP, YOU MF’s
The only thing corrupt in this country is you, MF….!!!!
Word of advice, never play LLY calls. MF randomly pumps and dumps like a shitcoin and even slightly OTM contracts have the worst liquidity of any ticker I’ve played. Can’t even get a fill 5% below mid.
Contrary to popular belief I think Travis is ripped MFer. (I can’t tag that MF, he’s got too many - - in this name) :sadsuit:
This MF stole my trading strategy
MF do you know the amount of software and programming that's been going on for 30 years and suddenly you give a shit? You signed 30 user agreements and signed a lease in the past year without reading a word. Dont start pretending you know worry about anything.
Kuzzo went full regard. what does he think this is a Wendys, its a Casino MF
Pretty High? EL $0 EL! The 2021 inflation adjusted ATH is $87k. These MF'n bag holders are tired. https://preview.redd.it/3ufqxnijl3th1.png?width=132&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cec3cf841aebd3a64ae568c7053f5265fabdc31
MF south Koreans really drawing a meme line across 6969.69
Nike is continuing to dip, no brakes on this MF. Is this a buy the dip opportunity or just not worth it
Imagine if wallstreet is wrong this time about the cylical nature of memory and revenue and profit stay elevated past 2030 and these MF buy there shares back dirt cheap with a forward p/e of 5 and drive the price insaneley high.
MF have meeting in 30 mins. Mierda
Everything that MF touches goes to 💩
MF started the war and it fucked up the whole market, oil, inflation, bond yield
Winter is coming and it's gonna be cold as a MF up in here
MM's bout to rocket this MF to fuck the puts, you watch :kek:
IF MU GOING GREEN POST MARKET: IM DOING BAG TONIGHT. :chad: IF MU GOING RED POST MARKET: IM STILL DOING THAT MF BAG TONIGHT :chad:
Lol Fuck you Ken G and CITADEL, I sold Micron at break even, your fake price targets and paid analysts cant trick me again. MF
You’re the same MF that would be buying up Tulips in holland in the 1600’s
LIGMA MF Ballz KNEEBUS LICK EM
MF the balance of it and you have the nerve to call it a “portfolio”
A very nice gentleman on here taught me the art of selling covered calls when Netflix split happened. Guess what I did? Bought the top because he said covered calls are free money. MF hasn’t even touched my cost basis in a year 😭😭😭😭
What did that MF do now? 😭
I was looking wether I should sub to MF and decided not to after the many mixed reviews. But I did look up some of their earlier predictions and found this. Sorry!
I'm praying this MF :pepetrump: to agree to end the war at 2PM
i was betting on the MF to agree to the peace deal yet he fucking rejected it
Schwab refunds me any fees if I buy/sell any Vanguard MF or Fidelity MF. Would be worth a quick call to Schwab, if OP wants Vanguard or Fidelity funds.
Where is your IRA? If it's at Fidelity don't buy Vanguard mutual funds, if it's at Vanguard, don't buy Fidelity MF. Between a S&P500 fund vs a TDF how aggressive do you want to be? VTTSX is set up so you never have to worry about it, it holds US stocks, Intl stocks, and bonds and adjusts yearly. S&P500 only has 500 US stocks so it could outperform the TDF but it may not, and it will likely drop more in any downturn than the TDF.
MAGAts love to say shit about "promise made, promise kept" and vomit some crap that has nothing to do with the big picture, like your greenland example. He also said he would - Lower the cost of living on day 1. Yeah, that hasn't happened and he's got control of all 3 branches of government for almost 2 years. - No no wars. Uhhh, Iran? and according to you, Cuba next month? - Ending Ukraine war on day 1 - That hasn't happened. - capping credit card interest rate to 10% - That's a big, fat negative. In fact, he hasn't talked about this at all - Healthcare - Replace Obama care. What were his exact words? "I have a concept of a plan". lol, I can't believe that didn't end his bid for presidency right then and there. There are so many examples that I can go on and on. That MF is such a joke and embarrassment to the world.
> It's Pres. Trump's method to say what he is going to do, dare opponents to stop him, and get it anyway. It's call bulling, then lying, like I said before >No president in my memory has ever been so open with the press You gotta be shitting me, he banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico just recently. Then he went, uhhhh, where are all the cameras? SO OPEN! >If you aren't listening to him, then that is your fault as an investor. I don't listen to him because I can't stand him. MF is a complete liar that can't even keeps his fact straight.
no tax on tips UP TO $25000. When tips are your main source of income, 25000 isn't that much today, thanks to the rapidly increasing inflation, caused by that MF
Normally, no. A normal president wouldn't blatantly lie, but this is trump we're talking about. Not only does he has a long history of lying, he also backpedals on policies and deals that he's made, then often blames the other party for breaking off the deal. So I stand by what I said. That this MF follows zero logic and you have no idea what he's going to do.
You will feel relaxed a lil’ sleepy. Thats why MF’s take it with cocaine or amphetamines.
no man, Russia patriotism came from long before the cold war. The saying Mother Russia isn't something they just made up. When was the last time u heard we call Mother America, more like MF america
you're assuming that MF follows some sort of logic here. If anything, that MF rejects evidence and does what ever he wants.
What cars do you MF drive over there? Drive electric here in Europe. Many of us have aircondition and drive electric cars, been almost tax free until next year.
This one’s an investment, actually. Which is neat, as it’s the first new one in ages. (May buy into MCD next year, depending on rates and how it behaves. That would become my REIT, LVHM my consumer staple, and BRKB my ETF/MF as ballast for my volatility trades and venture fund.
I read it! Puts AI IS GONNA KILL THIS MF’r
Pump is just getting started MF hop back in
Sent that MF Google right back on its ass after that baby pump 💀
Just barely checked market today…was it Doomsday… Um... what is MF? You silly I'd like to take "Means to the Endfor two milli' "Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" That's a audio daily double
lol I just checked you pulled 30 out of your MF ass, stfu
#When I buy options, theta decays like MF within days. When I sell options, theta never fucking decays like ever until the expiration day. LMAO🤌
:pepetrump: All he needed to do was to be quit, oil was dumping. MF
And just when you think you nailed the trade the MF will do somehting and destroy it
A money market savings account MF
Fascist, Fascist, Fascist!! If shoe fits jackass where it. Thin skinned MF cannot take criticism of any kind! A 5 year old in diapers running our country!
What do you mean you think his health is failing, the MF is 96 years of age
We need to trend his words? Actually based. The trend seems to be this MF is hiking. 🥾 🏔️
wtf is doing this MF!! bring Jerome back
Lol clowns all over media saying the FED shouldn't overshoot it's inflation target with hikes. MF they've been at least 50% above target for 5 straight years with no end in sight.
World: Iran War, energy shortage, AI turmoil, Ukraine War, inflation Apple: **THIS MF FOLDS, DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?**
Correct.. some people are saying they just invest in ETF, but what kind of MF and ETF.
Imagine you are holding a royal flush and the MF beside you tries to bluff with an all in.
This MF always talks out of both sides of his mouth
What's interesting to me about all of it is the level of enrichment they were allowed to keep is the direct precursor to getting to the good stuff- you can make a dirty bomb from what they had, but tearing up the JCPOA basically meant that they could spin up the centrifuges and keep going. Trump keeps saying "Iran can't have a nuke." MF, the only reason why they're able to now is because of your dumb ass!!! Yeah JCPOA had an end date but the intention was always to renegotiate later; Iran pushed that aspect of it, they didn't want it permanent for obvious reasons (but were willing to stay open to a new treaty later). Trump pretty much tossed all of that out the window and here we are. If anyone in the west (or anywhere else outside of Iran for that matter) is to blame for Iran being where they are with nuclear weapons, it's him. It's all so stupid. Just fucking stupid. That man's ego is as big as the goddamn universe, throw a crap load of narcissism in there and that's who is leading (I use that term loosely) our country.
How bought calls in the last minute. MF
Every stock has a big day once in a while except this one MF PoS NFLX 😞
Both works for me, not a big deal. That's just how it is. Let's flush out the weak MF selling and make this a great day.
Yes some week MF Europoor sell when pre-market open for most of us at 10:00 AM, let's flush them out.
You’d be a stupid MF to even think this check is a possibility
Shit, bro. I’m still waiting on my doge check and freedom dividends. This MF’er already owes me money.
bro wtf, Micron is stuck on 1,034-1,035. And MF have audacity to tell us its not manipulated. "The FunDAMENTLZ Bro" Fuck off
This MF thinks he has all the cards!
MF just got banned for saying the pres name
"First move is fake" F off WE ARE MAKING MONEY MF