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I'm Officially Bankrupt Today

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260k YOLO MSFT earnings

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MSFT earnings discussion

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IBKR Scrub Question

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Sam Altman’s SPAC ALCC 🚀or 💩??

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All BS aside, how’s calls on MSFT looking this week?

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Earnings & economic calendar

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MSFT earnings

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Me going into earnings week with $5000 in SMCI, MSFT, & AMD calls

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Need to practice option trading with paper money

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Who’s ready to burn their life savings this week

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BIG WEEK AHEAD

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FOMC Week… 1-26-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, DXY/ US Dollar and Cl/ Oil Futures Weekly Market Analysis

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FOMC Week… 1-26-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, DXY/ US Dollar and Cl/ Oil Futures Weekly Market Analysis

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FOMC Week… 1-26-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, DXY/ US Dollar and Cl/ Oil Futures Weekly Market Analysis

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MSFT Puts?

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What do you think about my portfolio.

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Puts on MSFT?

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Puts on MSFT?

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Tool for mutual funds?

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This is a small dumb little thing but it's HUGE in its Implications - Google Puts Chrome On Windows ARM - Effectively Seeding Chromebooks

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Who’s buying MSFT & AMD calls for earnings?

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Hello Earnings Season

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I took too long to move my MSFT stocks and now I don't know if I should wait after the weekend to buy.

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MSFT Earnings call

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Does anyone have reservations about selling their stocks?

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COST / AMZN / MSFT

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Should I hold onto TSLA or cut my losses and diversify?

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These are the stocks on my watchlist (1/25)

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These are the stocks on my watchlist (1/25)

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Equinix Launching Service for Nvidia's Al Supercomputing Infrastructure to Businesses 🚀

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Equinix Launching Service for Nvidia’s Al Supercomputing Infrastructure to Businesses

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CSP for 10-11 Months Total Return ?

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Stocks to buy right now? via Investors.com

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Investing after divorce

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Need help diversifying portfolio

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18, Any thoughts on picks?

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Is GPT5 priced into MSFT?

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Portfolio management

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Wall Street Newsletter S03E06: All-time highs are here. What's next?

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Poor Man’s Covered Call What it is, why I’m doing it with $30k worth of MSFT calls , and why you should consider trying it. TLDR at TOP

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Question on selling/rebalancing

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Covered Call Advice needed

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Side money options strategy while selling stocks

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MSFT has now overtaken AAPL in market cap.

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Past and future imp. event impact on stock price

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Best options for ITM MSFT calls

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Will Value ever out do Growth again?

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Long Term Stock Picks to Hold Forever

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Hedging against AI?

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Covered call advice needed

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Stock covered call advice needed

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Some predictions for Microsoft, Palantir, AMD, Amazon, Spotify and Tesla.

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Best fund for parking $375k for 2 weeks

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Is it normal for the index funds to be weighted this heavily by mega caps?

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Tips for long term investments?

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What are your top picks for the top performance stocks for this year?

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Can anyone help me explain NVDA?

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Epic V Continues to Show How Little Risk Exists

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Has anyone seriously looked at Global Foundries [$GFS]

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$CBDW News 1606 Corp. CEO Attends Consumer Electronics Show (CES) For Collaboration Meetings

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Why is MSFT and NVDA shooting up?

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MSFT YOLO 13k

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Magnificent Seven fact.

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Let's discuss QQQM performance

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$MSFT has potentially created a "new battery" with AI - Musk / $TSLA Says Interesting

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Top 10 S&P 500 companies by market cap weighting since 1980. MSFT is the reining champ for persistence.

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So… suicide?

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M&A Arb: Amazon Buying iRobot

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The true interpretation of Friday's Jobs Report

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How to interpret Friday's Jobs report

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A true interpretation of Friday's Jobs Report

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Lumen $LUMN Insider & Big Boys Buying Spree Post Dividend Halt, Kate Johnson & Co. Personally Buying the Dip

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LUMEN $LUMN INSIDER & BIG BOYS BUYING SPREE POST DIVI HALT, KATE JOHNSON & CO. BACK THE DIP HARD!

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And the AI Show Goes On - GPT 4.5 Turbo Leaks - $MSFT - Its Real And Available -https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/ai-services/openai

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Taiwan Semi (TSMC) will be 'back to strong growth in 2024' - JPMorgan (holding small position)

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Potential for massive shorts/puts tmrw (Jan 4th) after the release of the Epstein List (likely today after market close, Jan 3rd)?

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If Bill Gates is on Jeffrey Epstein’s list is this a great put buying opportunity for MSFT?

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Does buying puts on MSFT if Bill Gates is on the Jeffrey Epstein Client List sound like a bad idea?

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Does buying puts on MSFT if Bill Gates is on Jeffrey Epstein’s client list sound like a bad idea?

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80% on the year for 2023, wonder if Buffet needs a new #2.

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80% on the year for 2023, wonder if buffet needs a new #2.

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How would you spend $1500 if you regularly forget stocks exist for months at a time? How do you decide which stocks are to be held and which losses cut?

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Keep an eye on $MSFT (potential put money making opportunity)

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If you had $40k to invest right now, what would you do with it?

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Pick your 5 growth stocks for 2024

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The NYTs is suing Microsoft and I think there is a profitability play on their stocks

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New York Times sues Microsoft and OpenAI for copyright infringement

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My new Options Strategy, 9MDTE

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The commercialization of multimodal models is emerging, Gemini now appears to exceed ChatGPT

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The commercialization of multimodal models is emerging, Gemini now appears to exceed ChatGPT

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Do you ever buy stocks outside of the indexes and Mag 7 near all time highs?

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REITs vs SP500 vs dividend delusion

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Question regarding this type of Play Option?

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How fucked am I after Christmas?

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The biggest lesson that I've learned in my 10 year investing career.

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MSFTs Open Ai will raise funds with valuation of $100B

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Is MSFT buy the dip or stay clear of it

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Yeah I’ve been reading about MSFT multiple times daily. A short time ago, everyone was calling this the safe AI bet. Consistent ‘26 price targets in the 650s. Based on what I read before and now. The core principles haven’t changed. This should be interesting. -signed the guy who almost bought it at the exact wrong time.

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MSFT beats earnings and goes down 12%. Kappa

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As. Canadian investor with 70% of my portfolio invested in USD-exposed stocks, and with MSFT, V and MA all being in my top five holdings, all I can say is January 2026 has really sucked. Lol

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Well - it depends. I’m not following along the whole messy circular investments happening across some of the Mag7 right now, but I’m not convinced AMZN comes out poorly even if/when Gemini or others are crowned the ‘winner of the week.’. OpenAI certainly doesn’t have enough confirmed business to hit their assumed $1T+ valuation for IPO. And yeah, it definitely is ‘winner of the week’ as undoubtedly ChatGPT or it’s successors will still be good for <something> - utter crap at generating images and video, but it’s moderately ok today for generating business plans, outlines and the like. AMZN will likely include some right of IP or re-use in such a big deal, and even if for example, Gemini comes out on top for <most things>, then they would likely have rights to offer ChatGPT-NextGen at reduced rates for API integrations and cloud use. There’s a whole lot of ‘it depends‘ going on, but that’s kind of the state we’re in. I do want to take a look at the mess Oracle got pounded on, and for relative investment amounts like MSFT etc., but haven’t as of yet.

For how much share? I am curious how much MSFT would own afterwards....

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I bought the MSFT dip but it kept dipping so I bought the AMZN dip but it kept dipping so I bought the NOW dip but it kept dipping so I bought the PATH dip but it kept dipping so I gave up and started drinking.

MSFT is on sale. MU is still cheap. MSTR is entering a death spiral that might bring bitcoin down for the count.

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MSFT -$50 in one day weeeee!

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Market was pricing a \~5-6% move, so that's about where I would have sold CSPs at. I was actually chatting with a friend I know IRL about it before their ER's (he has shares & learning how to use options). He asked me what I thought. I had a quick look at it and told him I wouldn't play. EV of MSFT was negative.

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Umm that will absolutely solve your problem. Fuck me for offering a solution. MSFT calls should help. 

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The fact you see MSFT pull down and see it as the bubble bursting rather then a buying opportunity speaks volumes

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MSFT calls 2-3 months out a safe bet?

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Can't believe they're all just leaving MSFT in the corner like a dunce for no reason lol. Actually pretty evil. Did they say bad words about someone or something?

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WTH is going with MSFT today???

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MSFT isn't the worst place to park what's left after a brutal year, but going all-in on anything after being down 40% feels like chasing losses. The stock's been range-bound between $340-380 for months now, so at least you're not buying at obvious highs. Just make sure you can stomach more downside if the broader market keeps grinding lower - https://aimytrade.io/ticker/MSFT?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=comment&utm_campaign=smallstreetbets

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OpenAi is transitioned from the primary Ai choice to one if many, with that comes lower user numbers and it appears they haven't picked up as many contracts as they expected to help push them into profitability. Google has leveraged its position to get Gemini the contracts and is feeding it all the data from its myriad of services to improve it, which if you consider googles core business is data collection has naturally given it a massive edge over others. Googles success is openAi detriment. The downstream of this is that MSFT bet heavily on OpenAi and as others point out they had 40+% of future Azure contract with OpenAi. While yes this is bad for MSFT its more a speed bump than anything else.

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If I was starting TODAY. I’d buy 30k MSFT, 50k in any money market with at least 4% return, 10k NFLX, and 10k in a small cap energy company but the are pumped right now so idk, would probably wait until BE drops down

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Doesn't Bill Gates own less than 1% of MSFT shares at this point after selling most of them to fund his foundation?

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Sold META before earnings and bought MSFT after Everything i hold crash and everything i don't hold goes to the moon

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Nice timing on that put - MSFT has been looking heavy around these levels and the AI hype definitely feels stretched. The whole "AI everything" push from big tech is starting to feel more like desperation than innovation, especially when core products still have basic issues. You can track the broader AI sentiment shifts here if you want to time your exits: https://aimytrade.io/ticker/AI?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=comment&utm_campaign=smallstreetbets

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$40 billion in revenue? WTF do you want? If that is not growing or being profitable..You want a perfect quarter? Then you go get on the payroll at MSFT and go work your tail off to get that perfect quarter. The quarter was unbelievable

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Calling MSFT shareholders bagholders is... a statement. Lol

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Personally, I think we still have legs up. Maybe $720 at this point. The forced selling is more about shaking it up rather than actual news. The S&P hasn’t dropped -1.5% all of last year without a single headline Don’t tell me MSFT is a headline. That’s a bozo stock

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MSFT is nothing more than an expensive China-lite thief of other companies’ innovation. They’ve just run out of shit to copy. What do I mean? MSDOS was copied from a 3rd party QDOS for 50k MS networking as copied from Novell The Microsoft mouse was copied from Xerox The GUI on Windows was copied from Xerox & Apple Excel was copied from Lotus 123 Exchange was copied from Lotus Notes Word was copied from WordPerfect iE was copied from Mosaic and Netscape Azure was copied from AWS Xbox was copied from Sony ps Etc etc etc They haven’t got a creative bone in their body. They have consistently used their position to try to put the competition out of business. Their lack of meaningful innovation is why they put billions into Open AI and that’s now blowing up in their face. This donkey is on a slow road into oblivion. Sell before the idiots on Wall Street work out they’ve been duped for decades.

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So much of the market is vibes cause if MSFT went to zero while TSLA flat out lies and goes up

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I'm learning this over the day. I'm a bit relieved that META isn't the only company investing so much in AI, it's just talked about more. I'm still going in MSFT, I know people hate OpenAI but I think they'll figure it out. AMZN just sent them another big 50B check so hopefully they get to work on MSFT backlog now.

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I agree. META while hated on Reddit and "doomed for bankruptcy" I just don't see it. I bought it on the last dip, thought it was def oversold-but can't really afford anymore at this price. Going to push into MSFT now which is hinging on oversold territory for me now.

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which is why they're not investing in MSFT. They're investing in OpenAI. Because they can't beat Goog in AI

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Ok but the market hates OpenAI right now? This is just too funny. MSFT about to go moon this spring.

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A stock can do exactly what you said and still be overvalued tho. If expectations are that they make $50b net income for this quarter, the stock will tank on $38.5 billion. Harsh example but the point still stands. MSFT could have fantastic fundamentals, but they may not align with the current stock price, hence the crash. But who fucking knows. I'm sure 6 months from now MSFT will probably be right back to $500 again

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Thank you AAPL for not shitting the bed at least but my dogshit OTM call will forsure be theta wrecked if this doesnt pick up steam. Also fuck Elon wtf is this shit i thought people would roll over MSFT sells into AAPL at least more than the average stagnant earnings that AAPL has beaten that LAST 12 CONSECUTIVE TIMES and drills EVERY TIME!

Yo MSFT you homo fuck. What are you doing?

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Algos wanted to sell MSTR and accidentally sold MSFT. LMAO 🤌🤌

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MSFT $450 BY NEXT WEEK. $421 was the bottom you retards buy the fucking dip. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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Apple not mooning on a record iphone sales, after MSFT getting absolutely nuked on a beat... y'all this ain't a good sign.

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I have leaps so doesn't bother me much, at least it doesn't pull a MSFT move (for now)

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Time for it to dump like MSFT

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MSFT gonna have a better afterhours than AAPL

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I bought the shit out of MSFT at the bottom today, and riding MU and LRCX to the moon. Also a fan of RKLB and DFTX, but don't plant to change positions there.

will tim apple save MSFT? 🥹

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Look at MSFT :)

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So let me get this straight: AAPL posts amazing results, flat because no signs of growth. MSFT gets clobbered with also great results but too much investment in future growth. Got it makes sense

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Welp, at least MSFT fed the bears yesterday. Apple is leaving everyone but theta hungry today. 

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META oversold again and it has a great track record of bouncing back after it sells off. If you look at their previous earnings back in October they sold off huge just like MSFT did but the earnings were actually good. Something like that happening again is rare. Zuckerberg has also given up on metaverse BS and the damage to the company from this is in the past.

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MSFT and GME expiring tmrw god help me

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At least AAPL didn’t pull a MSFT, right? 👍 😭

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Then how do you explain MSFT selloff today

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This is absolutely it. An overreaction for sure, that MSFT loses 400B in market cap due to rerating of Open AI. A lot of it is justified.

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I highly doubt MSFT is going to 390. I expect it to recover slightly overnight and in pre-market. That said, there will be barely theta decay on Mar'6 option. Would take the profit and roll/open a new position.

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It's cool AAPL, just please don't do what MSFT did

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MSFT slowly melting back up

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Market is so screwed. MSFT delivered great number and goes down 12%, Apple knocks it out of the park while being constantly hated on and is barely green.

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that's what happened to MSFT, 24% down from its peak half a year ago (before the slight rally toward EOD).

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Profitable offerings like "Microsoft 365 Copilot"? MSFT is all in on AI, that's why they are getting the correction early. They might rebound but they'll be far from the first to do so.

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Imma need $MSFT to hit 450 tomorrow

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AAPL can you do the opposite of MSFT and melt up into the morning

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I am literally betrothed to the green line, bestie! Diversification is giving "I have trust issues," and I am fully mainlining that Satya-flavored hopium because $MSFT isn't just a stock, it’s a whole personality trait. We are straight-up speedrunning generational wealth on a diet of Copilot delusions and enterprise cloud vibes; if this candle goes any higher, I’m basically the main character of capitalism. I’ve got my cardboard box on standby just in case the vibes go rancid, but right now? We are ascending. The moon is looking real small from this height, and I’m about to make "living in a simulation" my entire tax bracket while Clippy watches me secure the absolute fattest bag in human history. No thoughts, just verticality.

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when GLD hit $470 this morning, I bought GOOG, AAPL, MSFT, GLD and MU calls 🙂‍↕️.

appl gonna be a wash. I blame MSFT

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My MSFT 2/13 calls I locked up for 5 cents on the dollar are so printing.

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Always gotta remember that stock prices account for assumed future growth. Just because a company is doing well in the quarter they reported on, doesn’t mean investors think it will continue to do well. Also, sometimes people sell to take profits and invest elsewhere. A big investor doing this can trigger a lot of other behavior to do the same. Have an exit strategy when you go in, and stick to your plan. I have a stop loss on my MSFT holdings. This didn’t trigger it, and I didn’t adjust it. If it continues to fall, I’ll bail in accordance with my preexisting plan, not with single day swings.

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Time to pretend i never bought these May MSFT calls for months

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MSFT recovery begins

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#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌

MSFT completely fucked me

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Had both MSFT and AAPL, thought MSFT gonna beat so hold. thought AAPL gonna disappoint, so I reversed myself and hold

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So MSFT is down 20% in the past 3 months and yall think now is the time to sell? Lmfao

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OH YEA GIGACHAD7 ARE BACK (except low test MSFT)

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It’s the same reason why MSFT dropped hard

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MSFT V is the most obvious play of the generation

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🥭 vows he will make MSFT double like he did INTC 🇺🇸

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I always say profit is profit and realistically it could've pulled a MSFT and went the other direction, take the win and move on to the next one :)

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My dad worked at Wendy’s so I could buy MSFT calls

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Wow they put volatility warning on MSFT 😭😭😭

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AMZN basically knows they can't beat Goog, so they're teaming up with MSFT

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MSFT down another 9% after hours lmaooooooooo

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MSFT up 2% in the last couple of hours.

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Didn’t MSFT just announce their own chips)

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I bought MSFT last April. Was one of my best buys last year.

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Meta kicked the shit out of MSFT today... Because it clearly dominates the tech space https://preview.redd.it/318hsf6gucgg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d103f762b58b2e78ef7ef3aebf78e635ebbf79b

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just buy the dip, it only comes once every few years. MSFT hasnt been this low in a single day since covid

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#Apple should say they are going to acquire MSFT LMAO🤌

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MSFT needs to rally up

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Cut MSFT at 433 (cost 448), lost my pants; this sucker.

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Sensible people are going to spend those memory gain tendies on the MSFT dip, and I can't blame them.

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Snuck in some MU at close hoping it stays like this as I gotta dig out of my MSFT calls

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What's the news on MSFT? I dont have any stake just wondering if its a sell the news event.  

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Guys y'all know this kind of moves is wall street senior associates desperately tryna keep their jobs right? The MSFT is taking millions from them along with all their holiday plans and bonuses that's why they pull this shit. Just wait for the AI ending all theirs before AI ending truck drivers. I am so glad I lost 0.1% and no one at the end of the day is gonna yell at me. Get out of AI. cheers!

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Retail has no say where the markets go.  People are braindead if they arent buying MSFT at these levels

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MSFT was driving that truck with EVERYONE but META aboard into deep water.

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MSFT 450 tmrw,back to 500 end of next week

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Sold some of my losers to book the losses and bought a fuckton of MSFT.

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Bought that cheap MSFT and so far I'm happy. What could go wrong now?

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Meta is the kid being held by the mom in that pool, MSFT is that drowning kid. UNH is that skeleton underwater

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