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Trump Is Morpheus, Jensen Is Neo, and $NVDA Is the Matrix
Elon should just buy NVDA at this point using SPCX shares
Is Trump/US trying to get NVDA stake?
NVDA Down 7% on Jensen Huang Ouster Fears. Time to Buy?
🤔NVDA is on Black Friday sale while Anthropic eyes a $1T+ IPO. Make it make sense.
Anthropic is the one behind all the Jensen attacks
Everyone who bought the "first Jensen dip" on Oct 29, how's that going?
The strongest bear case on NVDA right now, minus the gossip
WSB showing their friends the NVDA graphs this week
“Something’s rotten in Denmark” — William Shakespeare, Hamlet
Jensen’s honeypot scandal is just the market makers handing us a lifetime NVDA entry 🚀
So after the Jensen shenanigans, how are y'all going in tomorrow?
NVDA: $1.9T off the Oct. 6 high, and WSJ says the board is preparing to oust Huang
Second Jensen affair - Its time to go in deep on NVDA
What if NVDA is so compromised that it gets banned completely?
Am I getting assigned? Sold NVDA 170C expiring today
Hey degens - what’s your spread for NVDA when markets open tomorrow?
as someone who’s never bought stocks should i short NVDA right now?
🚨 Bloomberg says $NVDA is working with an outside firm to find a new CEO
NVDA Sir, a second nut has just hit the stock
Sir, a second affair has hit the leather jacket
Sir, a second affair has hit the leather jacket
Hold or Sell NVDA amid Jensen’s fallout and potential ouster
Sir, a second affair has hit the leather jacket
Jensen Huang after NVDA board meeting tonight
UST IN: Nvidia $NVDA prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports. After second affair leaks
NVDA puts in the aftermarket, millionaires were made
Nvidia stock slides after NYT report alleges Jensen Huang had a second affair with an employee
NVDA down to the 150s on news of a second affair by Jensen
Jensen reported have a second affair with NVDA Executive Kimberly Powell
Last thing you see before your NVDA shares are suffocated
Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him. NVDA down after hours.
Did Jensen knowingly allow Nvidia to mislead investors about his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy?
Largest Wealth Transfer in History: Panicking Funds → Patient Retail
Even if the AI bubble burts, is NVDA still in a good place?
Craziest OI I have ever seen 322,000 $NVDA 200c 1/15/27
NVDA shareholders: "Long time no see, buddy"
Nvidia’s selloff just got real – is Wall Street really losing its cool?
Jensen sacrificed NVDA for our portfolios he’s a hero
NVDA 2,000 shares YOLO.... cause Warren Buffet told me to do it
Greg Abel should YOLO $50 billion into NVDA
Michael Burry after closing his laptop today realizing his NVDA shorts made him richer than Jensen.
from scalping NVDA from market open to about 10am today.
The "Scandal" Is a Nothingburger, Load the F*ck Up 🚀
Jensen on his way to face the $NVDA shareholders
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NVDA has been busted for accounting scandals more than once in the passed. And them selling to companies and knowing they are being smuggled to CHina has been an open secret for years. Ive been calling Jensen a serial liar conman for a while. Chickens are coming home to roost
Need NVDA at 204 by 12/11 for breakeven, I’m fucked
NVDA will be over 200 in by next friday. Or it won't, fuck knows lol
Just buy NVDA and close the app. You are not going to time the bottom.
NVDA leaps will make you rich in a few months. Puts will make you rich today.
what will happen to NVDA when they cant smuggle 20 billion worth of chips through singapore anymore?
NVDA controls 80-90% of the AI chip market. I think they will be ok with whatever the board decides to do with Jensen.
Kinda funny irony that one of the main fears of AI is “Any and all jobs are replaceable” but people are panic selling shares of $NVDA, the preeminent core of the AI build out because they think Jensen is irreplaceable. Let’s get Claude Opus 5.5 as CEO and the affairs risk is zero
Imagine if Elon was announced to be CEO of NVDA
So.. what.. buy SOXX but short NVDA to neutralize the ETF?
Anyone still holding NBIS is fool. I told before to sell when it was 157 and put in NVDA.
Haven’t watched the news, how are my NVDA $250 calls doing?
Full port NVDA this is an overreaction
NVDA going down another 15% from here I reckon :vanish: :vanish: :vanish: :vanish: :vanish: :vanish: :vanish:
Retard is definitely compromised. They probably recorded his conversations with Alice and were going to use it to blackmail against NVDA if needed.
I agree it’s a reset. Also QQQ need to retest the 200 MA probably and yesterday was a banking holiday with low volume. The NVDA thing is a distraction from the whole picture
**BanBet Error** — Could not get price for NVDA
NVDA going to plummet at open huh? :vanish: :screech: :vanish: :screech: :vanish: :vanish:
Half the fintubers declared they were buying the dip on NVDA after the 1st affair. This will be fun.
I guess the odyssey is me trying to get back to my original NVDA cost basis
#LISTEN UP EVERYONE Buy AMD and GOOGL. They will 100% pop when NVDA collapse. You heard it here first
If China is going to have a more difficult time getting NVDA chips in the future doesn’t that make NVDA MORE valuable in the near term as they scramble to send in more hot Chinese spies to secure orders?
Let’s go Musk. Time to fusion NVDA and SPCX
Imagine if he did a public announcement like: "You know what fuck it, it was worth it and I plan on continuing to see both of them. Curious to see how NVDA gets on without me. I think I can survive on $50bn. Peace."
Nah, NVDA fucked now... wasn't sure until now
NVDA CEO will be tired today after hours NVDA gonna dump
It will have to take another catalyst to break 153 on NVDA, that support is from Jan 2025
I could easily sell some other flat stocks and buy NVDA thinking I'll make some money sooner.
As suspected the Chinese AI models were not running on sub-par older chips. They are running on the latest NVDA chips smuggled through shell companies.
Having trouble understanding the NVDA spy saga? No Problem... this video breaks it down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-myxffE37A
NVDA calls and APPL puts for today's meal
NVDA CALLS AMD PUTS MU PUTS IS THE PLAY TODAY (I will doing the exact opposite of these but I wanna inverse the regards)
Option market is open for NVDA. Buying a put for protection
Y'all don't understand the issue with Jensen Big Wang. He fucked the Chinese spy that was managing the sales of CUDA chips to "Singaporean" intermediaries that brought them illegaly to China, so that they could train frontier models like Qwen and Deepseek. 22% of NVDA's revenue is """Singapore""". Obviously US intelligence knew for a while. The fact that they revealed it know means they'll crack down on Chines... Sorry "Singapore" revenue.
I don't regret my NVDA April calls. The memes were worth the operating fee
NVDA is going to fking drill.
Are NVDA profits in the room with us?
check in on your boomer uncle who told you to buy NVDA
check in your boomer uncle who told you to buy NVDA
Too late for NVDA puts?
Today, people who have been in the NVDA cuck chair because they bought shares at 220+ will be selling. While people who enjoy that will be buying.
There you have it folks. CoreWeave is awesome and NVDA and NBIS are shit
there was wayyyy too much NVDA euphoria in here yesterday. That was the sign
I don't care who Jensen fucks, or even whose dick he uses. I DO care however about the value of my NVDA shares.
NBIS trying to find NVDA rn
The $NVDA fud right before earnings on the 17th …. Fuck it… diamond hands activated on my 11/23 $NVDA calls … break even is 181
Imagine holding NVDA for the last like 400 days or whatever and being down
NVDA will announce something before market open. Stock will like the clarity and move higher
So long as NVDA doesn't drag us down with it They just need to fire Jensen
Huge ripper on deck, all clear now. I mean I guess NVDA MRVL earnings are still out there but most are behind us
Getting some NVDA FDs at open, wait for them to double, sell and buy shares at a discount. Sounds like a plan?
It looks like AAPL will make new a new all time higher price as it appears to be attracting NVDA investors.
missed the CNBC NVDA in turmoil special
Will have to wait for earnings call to hear what they estimate the NVDA fallout will be
In a couple of months people will be crying that they missed the opportunity to buy NVDA at $160.
Sell NBIS buy NVDA
lol. Sorry if my numbers were “out of reality”. I used an exaggerated # to show that NVDA’s exposure to portfolios is real. Before the AI blow up a standard holding in a broad market fund was maybe 3-4% for the top weightings. Given that the top 10 in a standard SPY fund make up 38% of the value; a massive fall in any combination of those 10 will cause havoc on people’s portfolios. Between 1990-2015 the top 10 weighting was around 20% of the SPY; dotcom was around 26%. We are eight percentage points higher now than then. So IF NVDA causes a big enough of a wave, people will LOSE a lot of money. Yes broad market index funds reweight, but that happens only periodically and those losses will be materialized. They won’t 1:1 make value or defensive stocks rise. They will help defend against a tech melt down but won’t be $ for $. This is my personal opinion and not financial advice.
Just fire jensen, too bad NVDA holders, don't care you're tanking the market Jensen needs to go
you better get on the NVDA put bus before it's too late. this thing is going to $100
Yes can all the NVDA $ rotate into the beaten up neoclouds and data center stocks…
Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether NVDA has priced Jensens third affair or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
The NVDA hoes war has begun.
Ez. NVDA closes in 170s
I honestly believe that NVDA will be in the 170s brie market opens
Neoclouds are back on the menu.. fuck you NVDA
NVDA puts are the most free money play of all time. So calls it is
Just put in a buy order for NVDA at open.
NVDA back to 160. It’ll hold today. Good buy rn.
Only thing making me positive for NVDA is how insanely negative the sentiment here is
NVDA has been cooking its books just like SMCI
NVDA CEO is the smartest guy ever, money is useless for him and we all know what is worthless 🙈
NVDA won’t even go to 155 let alone 150 if they don’t fire him, Q3 will be as expected
How's my NVDA 180c 11/13 doing?
I’d expect for NVDA to probably be fine on a 5-10 year timetable, but on a shorter term, 6 month perspective, the possibility of it undercutting $100 is there, at the very least it could see $130. It’s already cheap, yes, but who is to say that the earnings are correct? Might see a guidance cut in the call next week (Jensen most likely won’t be doing the call) because China rev is going to get cut down on hard, though they don’t guide specifically on China rev.
I remember during liberation day when NVDA went to 80s and people were like “I’ll get back in once it hits the 50s”
what if they offer Lisa CEO for $NVDA
Elon said he would hire Jensen if NVDA kicks him out.
NVDA and PPI tomorrow.. we’re getting a -4% day
NVDA will drop to $100 on Monday
NVDA definitely gonna come up dueing the earnings call
Something super sketchy is happening with NVDA and all we're getting is god tier memes
NVDA speculation by end of month?
can’t wait for market open Full ported NVDA after the dip lmao not like Jensen could have another affair or something ! 📈
This Administration knew and approved the sale anyway, so you are correct to think the government was using the affair as leverage over Jensen and NVDA.
NVDA under $100 by end of month
Nah they will just move the money from NVDA back to MSFT, AMZN, META and GOOGL
Evercore, Citi, and Bernstein confirming that price targets don’t mean shit. NVDA
Who else had NVDA puts 🤌
> I like how the market is so stupid it has decided that AMD has no skeletons in its closet. If NVDA is selling chips to China illegally you can be sure as shit it's not just them. I have not seen any indication of that. Also, what VPLumbergh said about the GamerNexus doc is true. They didn't want AMD cards at the time.
Up to 20% NVDA revenue could have been to China through Singapore to skirt export ban US fines could be massive!
Won't be surprised if we see NVDA 155 or 150. Doubt this is over yet.
Wild I started as a poor gamer in NVDA and going right back there
It is wild to think that if you went NVDA long at any point in the last year you're in the red..