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Anthropic is behind Jensen attacks
NVDA - People are underestimating Jensen's leather jacket
Who else got cooked at the open with NVDA puts?
This broke a new personal record % wise
This seems like a better option instead of NVDA options
AMD is the most overvalued company in the History of mankind
NVIDIA (NVDA) – Buying the dip or waiting for confirmation? What’s everyone’s outlook for the next 6–12 months?
Why a 3rd affair is actually bullish for NVDA or why cheaters are scooping up shares right now
POV your getting ready for your NVDA interview
68k -> 6k -> 1m in 7 trading days on 0DTE SPY/SPX
Apparently cheating on your wife is bullish. $NVDA
Nvidia earnings next week. Can good numbers still disappoint this market?
Bought two NVDA $160 puts yesterday for $44 each. Sold this morning for $1,099 a piece
Tim apple is getting promoted to NVDA CEO
Will Jensen's F-ing around pop the AI bubble or is NVDA the golden opportunity
Funds chased the 200 DMA bounce in semis yesterday. Less than 12 hours later, it already looks like a bull trap
Jensen Huang’s mistress’s HighSchool yearbook photo and quote
Nvidia CEO forced to step down — Kress is interim, earnings in 5 days. Where does NVDA go?
Applying for CEO position @NVDA
Nvidia CEO forced to step down: Kress is interim, earnings in 5 days. Where does NVDA go?
Your NVDA calls died for Anthropic’s $90B IPO
Will NVDA be stable near $150 or can it touch $100?
Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang has resigned as CEO, President, and member of the Board of Directors, effective immediately.
AVGO is the best play over AMD for Huangs ouster at NVDA
Is Alice Huang the 100 Billion Dollar Lady?
Does the hotness of Jensen Huang's mistresses determine how far NVDA stock slides?
Fuck the fundamentals, PANIC SELL $NVDA - Warren Buffet
Where are all the geniuses who bought NVDA leaps?
Prostitution would've prevented all of this
Trump Is Morpheus, Jensen Is Neo, and $NVDA Is the Matrix
Elon should just buy NVDA at this point using SPCX shares
Is Trump/US trying to get NVDA stake?
NVDA Down 7% on Jensen Huang Ouster Fears. Time to Buy?
🤔NVDA is on Black Friday sale while Anthropic eyes a $1T+ IPO. Make it make sense.
Anthropic is the one behind all the Jensen attacks
Everyone who bought the "first Jensen dip" on Oct 29, how's that going?
The strongest bear case on NVDA right now, minus the gossip
WSB showing their friends the NVDA graphs this week
“Something’s rotten in Denmark” — William Shakespeare, Hamlet
Jensen’s honeypot scandal is just the market makers handing us a lifetime NVDA entry 🚀
So after the Jensen shenanigans, how are y'all going in tomorrow?
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One important question keeps getting overlooked during this whole NVDA situation. And that is, How big is Jensen Huang’s cock?
$230,000 NVDA $174 calls.
NVDA trading -31% off highs..wtf are you on about? pull your head out of your nonsense
130 next week NVDA earnings
BTC only thing dying. even NVDA stable. back to 50k.
Only down .18% today thx to SPY puts and NVDA calls at open scalps. Added back some 12.24 170C.
NVDA's largest R&D hun outside of the US is in Israel. Huang has called Israel a “second home” for Nvidia. There are even 3-4 Israeli's names being floated for the next CEO position at Nvidia.
NVDA has pumped ever since they announced Jensen's resignation, lol...
Am I crazy in thinking that NVDA Dec 27 NVDA $165 calls @$35 each is a good play?
When Jensen's dick goes up so does NVDA
Do you think NVDA earnings will pump or dump the stock?
It’s funny seeing all the NVDA Copium they remind me of me when I’m down lol
Like this post if you’re holding NVDA otm calls
parts of my brain would have blown up and exited through my nostrils if you told me 3 weeks ago NVDA would be a questionable buy at $168
This NVDA shit is like "cannons" but worse. I can't wait til 2 weeks from now
Strange day in the Market. It’s like NVDA is a distraction
My friend I locked in 300% gains on Tesla at $25, NVDA at $50 for 250% gains, and many more. Just accept it and learn from it
NVDA should hire me as CEO. I will accept 5% of Jensens pay. How hard could it be to run a company where the last CEO was constantly hooking up
I'm taking the post-NVDA stocks. In a world where NVDA monopoly is broken, other designers can move in. I like the MRVL/AVGO chip design and got both of those. If we can get other fabs online like INTC then I like ALAB too.
BREAKING: Chuck Norris is seen on the interview list. NVDA pop +28% AH
just noticed BABA dropped more than NVDA after Jensen quit lmao
having a 159 average on NVDA feels like a cheat code for upcoming earnings.
Lmao at bulls thinking they're buying the NVDA dip. It's all going to shit.
This doesn’t make sense, your point has nothing to do with Anthropic but you just have an issue with big numbers. Your post should say, investors should not invest in AAPL MSFT AMZN NVDA etc because the numbers are already too big
and not even realistic NVDA revenue is almost half of Israel's GDP
Elon can’t be fired. NVDA went public before founder CEO’s knew how to do the dual share class game that gives them voting majority.
The bigger question is, why are we finding out now? The affair has been going on for a while and doesn't seem to be a huge secret. But why now? What does cratering NVDA now do?
He probably has a number of ideas that aren't core NVDA ideas that he has in his back pocket, I'd bet he starts something new. He can probably raise capital with no problem, hey he may even just self-fund and see how far it gets without dilution.
Weird timing how this seemingly coordinated takeover of NVDA happens right after the "shouting match" between Mango and Bibi. Wonder if it was a power move to show someone who's boss? Taken from X.
NVDA is not going to survive beyond Vera Rubin. Decades of supply chain advantages now gone. Good luck negotiating with the Taiwanese and Koreans in the future
I bought a call so NVDA better keep fucking going up. This is my livelihood. (400 buckaroos)
Ideas for the next episode: \- she had an affair with Huang, but it was not a big deal, merely executive support duties; \- there were more than two others, but it is NVDA corporate culture, take it or leave it, and no one is leaving NVDA voluntarily.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **NVDA** ▲ | $170.00 (above) | $168.26 | $167.05 | +1.0% | 1h 20m | | **Record** | 0W - 2L | 0% | - | - | - |
At least all the NVDA stuff is keeping inflation and rate hikes from being relevant.
wish it tanked more...was hoping to snag NVDA under 100$ again
Jensen MF Huang resigned from NVDA, and the market literally didn't even flinch...
Imagine Jensen cheating with hot Chinese spy and quitting NVDA. Microsoft having major outage. Anthropocene IPO goes horribly wrong. T rump orders nuke attack on Iran. Market is down 30%. You are down 60%. Any further drop and you risk liquidation. Other than liquidation, there are no major risks.
I think NVDA will stabilize, at least until earnings now the Jensen is out. No more drama unless he fucked HR too.
> I highly doubt the continued success of NVDA is solely in the hands of Jensen Of course not. But Jensen is not only the CEO but also co-founder. Unlike most CEOs he probably Stil had quite some impact on technical directions. Nobody knows how much exclactly. So obviously that makes everyone nervous. Probably comparable to Steve Jobs. But Apple had a much softer transition.
I wonder who will be the new ceo of NVDA
Sesame street just gave NVDA an Ah-Ah-Ah rating lol
Gov investigating NVDA and cucking them harder, straw that broke the camels back. Then CRWV goes bankrupt
Didn’t get the Nobel Prize, start Iran war. Didn’t win midterm, crash best AI-company, so that AI-economy crash all suffer ? Best CEO learn lessons, to stay away from DC-fire. Just stay at office, do innovation & run best companies. $NVDA sad for Jensen. Watch next $SMH $QQQ $SPY next few months
Am I crazy for saying NVDA became more valuable since Jensen resigned?? I mean, it did...
Anthropic 6x oversubscribed. lol, who cares. $NVDA is so much more entertaining and cheaply priced.
NVDA ran from 148 to 168 after market digested the resignation news And bears are buying puts.....
And T and gang seem to have known this since Feb? Think all of these ppl in the “know” didn’t trade of the NVDA drop and then bought in again? Also why release this now? Almost seems to be using this in spinning the news cycles from the impeachment fail, the election news etc etc
I thought it was safe to collect some premium by selling NVDA puts that expires before earnings then this mf hit me with 3 affairs
Get people interested in engaging with stocks in general. Gets people to think “NVDA” when placing orders. Or tech in general.
Ngl with all the rumors of israel and NVDA and this whole scheme something feels weird, I think people gonna sell that shit. No one wants to support israel lately
It was better $AMD than $NVDA
NVDA became more valuable after Jensen resigned, LMAO... Wtf
NVDA rejection at top of channel?
How has the fundamentals not changed? Jensen was able to sell chips to China via Singapore which is \~20% of revenue on the low and get his dick wet on the side. He supported and promoted open sourced models so smaller companies would buy more chips instead of only the hyperscalers who are all actively trying to reduce their NVIDIA reliance. I dont doubt that NVDA will bounce in the short term but their future is cloudy rn especially with potential increased govt oversight after Jensen's congress hearing.
Record number of retail NVDA buyers…we know how this ends
Bad things to come for NVDA , a buying opportunity, but not quite yet
There is code of ethics in any company and even CEOs have to abide by them. 'Who cares' does not matter here and moreover it is a bad precedent for the rest of the employees of NVDA. If anything, Jensen, while built and grew the company to what it is today, it is a public company at the end of the day. He is answerable to shareholders on the violation of code of ethics and Board did the right thing by enforcing their authority.
I thought China didn't want any NVDA GPUs
NVDA's BOD knows a lot more than we know. If Jensen had only chose to engage in an extramarital affair with Alice Huang, he/they might have simply been able to offer that they didn't know she was a Chinese agent (Though the multi-billion-dollar buys from Megaspeed International, a $400'ish million dollar company, might have been very questionable.) BUT, he apparently also chose to fuck an NVDA senior executive. The BOD did very well, to kick his ass to the curb, regardless of his history with the company. They could have dragged their feet, but didn't, and I appreciate the fact that they didn't waste any time making their decision. To remove a co-founder, 30+ years later (without diving any deeper, into same) speaks volumes for the company!
I read this: Nvidia ( $NVDA ) is expected to slow its aggressive AI investment strategy following Jensen Huang's resignation, putting billions in startup funding and credit guarantees at risk
The way I see it, we’re still deep into the AI bubble. Macro trends will continue and money is to be made. I’m betting on NVDA as a reversion back to the broader market’s mean.
This is not a drill. Michael Burry says to sell NVDA now! This shit is gonna rally so fucking hard.
Holding NVDA is like following a soap opera. Sold because I was tired of this shit. That said, a better decision would have been to delete the app.
He's going to be like Steve Jobs, he's going to hunker down and create something ahead of its time, he'll name the company NextJen. His company will be later acquired by NVDA and he'll be back free to bang away unmarried.
It was supposed to pump again today but market lost all its AH gains yesterday once WSJ reported Jensen was getting fired. Rest of market should stabilize for a bit but NVDA is dead money IMO until heat dies down.
For what? Make his NVDA share tank?
I want to argue more than that though considering the whole sector is up while NVDA is down.
Who sold NVDA below 150?
NVDA is higher since Jensen resigned, LMAO
The legend has been removed from NVDA. Tonight we pump.
Nothing wrong with being conservative. Studies for decades have shown that your expected return is less than stocks, but more certain. You have done a helluva lot better than NVDA investors over the last month.
I'll scoop NVDA under $150 before the year is over.
As someone who's never invested before should I buy NVDA now or wait until tomorrow?
Ok so what? He is already removed from NVDA!! Calls!
aside from the obvious scandal that's rocked NVDA this week, a not-insignificant segment of the market still believes that the semi industry is cyclical
744 million NVDA shares traded today. Holy
Why is NVDA down 3.25%? Did CPI come in hot?
Who’s still in NVDA puts?
NVDA sold product to anyone until Trmp decided to poke China, and NVDA best GPUs was about the only thing China needed from USA. So he put a ban on it. Since then, he changed his mind at least 1024 times, certainly had a complete intel report on what goes into China from NVDA. Since then, Xi put a de facto ban on \*import\* of NVDA GPUs into China. The matter is stale and irrelevant, Trmp doesn't care about it, and says nothing but good about Huang, the latest praise was issued today. When anyone upsets Trmp even a tiny bit, he unloads his entire hostile vocabulary on them. Not Huang. So there are no "security concerns" and all those "black lists" are bs. China doesn't want them very much either, as they have some of their own now, and being on the hook with Trmp is much worse than being short a few GPUs. The whole matter is not worth mentioning at this point. Unless someone wanted to attack NVDA, and use it to damage the AI buildup in USA. Who might that be, eh? That is such a mystery. https://preview.redd.it/lnia73g1s91i1.png?width=1035&format=png&auto=webp&s=883285e9be269b3e97bcc0b9500fdccf99e5a14e
ok spy, you're doing great... now pump another $8. And NVDA... still need you to dump about $10... let's get to it.
Everyone still polishing Jensen’s knob…read up on concentration risk and how it’s coming home for NVDA. I bought 100 share today at $153.5. Mostly for fun but I don’t think it can fall much further. But if it does rank, oh well.
Everyone is so caught up with the Huang/NVDA situation, theyre gonna forget about PPI tomorrow and wake up to a sea of red
Right after Ro Khana sold all his NVDA, how convenient
There's a few ways to get it. One of those ways is being the big alpha boss. Hard to be more of a big alpha boss than being CEO of NVDA. The other things here are plusses but probably not enough by themselves. Being CEO of NVDA is enough by itself.
Second (and third) affairs are internal. All of these affairs have elements that if repeated could put NVDA in a bad situation. Not sure why the board wouldn’t believe him when he says it won’t happen again. Oh, also, if he told the board that the first one was the only one, and then the board found out he lied to them, that’s a quick way to lose confidence of the board.
DOJ and SEC will eventually impose fines, NVDA will pay a few billion without admitting wrongdoing, and that will be that.
So many morons on CNBC sold NVDA at the bottom lmao with their performative as fuck way of thinking about businesses... the stock was oversold, why did you sell LOL
People who sold NVDA under 150....loaded it back at 165
I got 1000 shares of NVDA. Let’s go
I loaded up on NVDA calls today because puts were too obvious
I gave Fable some parameters and asked it for a good entry price on NVDA: $90... 😬
Breaking News: Dana White says he regrettably turned down the Press Secrectary position in anticipation of NVDA CEO offer 😂
If they can’t prove that she is a spy but only a shrewd businesswoman, can Jensen come back to NVDA ?