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Yesterday: $300 -> $33 -> $770 into today -> $382 -> $2,494 -> ended $2,177 but with CALLS, bitch!
Yesterday: $300 -> $33 -> yesterday -> $770 into today -> $382 -> $2,494 -> ended $2,177 but with CALLS, bitch!
Tried to join bulls today but we know where the money is🐻📉
I Sold All My VOO for a Concentrated NVDA Bet. Should I Have Just Bought Options Instead?
Me watching the SPY shit its pants for the 4th straight day in a row, like:
What's the equivalent of SPY for europeans?
Is the macro pivot actually happening or are we just being played by the Fed?
Why I think Berkshire Hathaway is the best investment right now
Going all in today on SPY puts, wish me luck.
Bought this for today, is it realistic?
Came across buy and hold 17% CAGR portfolio backtested since 1987
I missed out on 10 grand because I had a meeting at 11am
🚨 New Congressional Trade Disclosed 🚨 15% return, 70% win rate (Buy at disclosure, sell 90d later)
Bogle vs. Buffet vs. Dalio - Long-Term Investment Strategies Backtested over the last 20 Years
Bogle vs. Buffet vs. Dalio - Long-Term Investment Strategies Backtested over the last 20 Years
The market panic looks overdone follow up- choppy ahead of CPI, but positioning is improving
I analyzed which sector is most sensitive to hot CPI reports (24 - 26)
First time day trading with PDT gone, doubled my account today. SPY puts Friday and today. All intraday trades, wins in red boxes.
The market panic looks overdone - Korea, SMH,SOXX, VIX, Jobs, and Oil
Went from a +6,467.76% gain to a measly +4,735.41 gain on MU LEAPS. The one time I should've listened to you regards I didn't. FML
Some honest assessment of my investing strategy and why "steady but surely" beats "get rich now" if you're not devoted to trading
Turned a $2k account into -$738,000 while the market was closed. Am I fucked?
Would anyone actually use a SPY 0DTE-specific backtesting platform?
When the media says a market crash is coming, the opposite always happens
Having to sell $10k to pay bills. Which one would you pick?
Volatility Hit SPY. The Case for Staying Invested Still Holds.
Glad I held these SPY puts. Up 300% today.
Port opened -30% and ended +170% thanks to SPY
SPY calls are the easiest money there is right now
For those investing in S&P 500 ETFs (VOO/SPY/IVV), how have your returns been?
10-Year Backtest: Leveraged Momentum Turned $10K into $347K (vs. SPY) - Thoughts on the Strategy?
New Congressional Trade Disclosed: 20% median return, 95% win rate
New Congressional Trade Disclosed: 20% median return, 80% win rate
Get Your Salad Tossed With $SG — Green Is Literally In The Name, Cannot Go Tits Up 🥗🚀
THE BIGGEST BILLIONAIRE HAS SPOKEN OF A RECESSION , WHERE DO YOU THINK THE RECESSION CRACK WILL HAPPEN
I had a dream that the market will fall tomorrow. SPY puts
I had a dream that the market will fall tomorrow. SPY puts
Rep. Virginia Foxx is the only member of Congress trading $ARLP, and she just bought more
The changing of Pattern Day Trading on Thursday
US Stocks Surpass 1929 Valuation Levels as AI Rally Accelerates
ABCL is the most slept-on biotech binary event of 2026 and you're all too busy buying 0DTE SPY puts to notice
Out of a job, but making more day trading
My portfolio evolved from bear to bull
My portfolio evolved from bear to bull
Hypothetically: What would happen if someone bought SPY 0DTE calls up to the position limit?
This clown show has gotta stop at some point. Almost full port into SPY puts LFG
Mentions
Puts if SPY below 730 by open probably.
I haven't traded 0dtes through a major IPO before. Is it safe to say the IPO is going to screw with SPY on Friday, even though it's not in the S&P?
Who hurt my baby SPY. Leave my child alone.
I need SPY 733 tomorrow. How cooked am I
ok rally is safe. WSB thinks it's fake so imma get some 3x SPY shares
SPY is gonna fly once the IPO hits. One last hurrah before the real tank
I sold my SPY0dte puts 30min before close. Bought 732 SPY calls 1tde for an overnight hold. This is called flying inverted. Not smart, but correct.
TSLA and SpaceX arent merged, that doesnt automatically mean SpaceX will be under SPY
Just learning but why QQQ and not SPY?
It looks like you just flip a coin everyday on a SPY call everyday and you win/lose on a streak...
Let me paint a picture for bears: SpaceX goes up 40% on its IPO (tiny float and 4x oversubscribed) GOOG rallies post share issuance Anthropic rallies 50% on IPO (probably even more oversubscribed and currently a 10%ish estimated float) OpenAI (because of the priors) jumps 15% Market at all time highs by year end SPY 800
Simple, you just ignore all that noise you mentioned and look at SPY chart 2022-2026 (bull) and check every time spy dropped 5%, history shows 11/12 drawdowns result in being right back up in 3-4 weeks. This is no difference. The news, inflation is hot, 4th month of war…. All that crap doesn’t matter. Spy back up to highs next month. Remember this comment.
The most illogical, unreal and insane market of all time, 🥭 bombs Iran and SPY going up, what a shitshow
I sold all my SPY for cisco — some ape 1999
Well with the way SPY moved today you sometimes had seconds to catch profit before it was too late. Even on some of the biggest dips.
That recovery by Knicks was the bottom, SPY straight to 1000 from here
SPY will pull a spurs after lunch tomorrow
Snatched away? More like thrown away. That first peak looks like early/mid 2024 in the middle of an amazing bull market. SPY is up around 40% since then, guy could have done nothing and been better off.
$SPY about to be Game 4 NY Knicks on Friday baby
That Knicks comeback was like watching my SPY monthly puts from a few weeks ago become profitable
War is bullish.. SPY will be up 1 percent in the morning.. on peace deal with Iran.
Knicks pull this W off, -5% SPY tomorrow
Futures are up but SPY is still down... Tomorrow should be interesting.
I bought 1 ODTE $SPX put at market open on Friday for a little over $1,000 and a 2 day expiration $SPX put for around $3,500 and sold them both quickly during the opening fake market pump before SPY cliff dived. My 2 $SPX put positions would have been worth $100 K if I had held through until EOD on Friday. Instead I did the opposite and caught the knife in 2 day expiration $SPX calls and sold EOD for a $9K loss.
Completely naked under my clothes eating fried chicken behind a dumpster rn IREN 54 SPY 731 eod
Gold and silver drilling again. Who is needing this much liquidity lmao. Either SPY is drilling to 650 very soon or this is going to fly to 800 within few days. Deep otm calls and puts should be very profitable
Dude, this shit is almost comical how perfectly timed it is. I literally have tried buying puts at previous ATH's, and it just blows through them, and keeps marching up another 10-20%. SPY, HPE, AMZN, GOOGL, NVDA, I see it hit an ATH and think there's no way this'll keep going, so I get puts and it fucking rockets another 10%.
Back in December I bought a long call for SPY $720 ending March 30 which ended up being a big fat 0 3 months later SPY is going back to $720 Time is a fucking circle
Why is overnight SPY up , inflation is hot, we are in the 4th month of war in the 2 day conflict , space x has sucked liquidity from earth to space
I almost got that nasty drop today on SPY when it dipped to $735 and I’m kicking myself for not
Was hoping SPY tanked more so I could get some post 🥭 leaps
My friends grandma asked me if I had heard about SPY and to put any savings I have into it right away. I think the top is in. I explained to "gigi" thay Spy has been around for a long time, and I remember seeing commercials for it with a Spider crawling on a skyscraper or something around 9/11 time.
The dicks id suck for SPY to hit 760 tomorrow haven’t been documented before in human history
I’d give up my left nut to have SPY rip bears faces off tomorrow
We heading back to say Hi to SPY 700 then rocket to SPY 800
For everyone asking how, I entered at 8:51 AM PST when SPY had been getting hammered, it shot back up to 733ish, then vol crushed and declined slowly until vol finally picked up. Yes the position would have been profitable if I held…for 3 hours+ with 70% drawdown, but I’m not a psychopath. I got out of the trade at 8:58 AM PST.
Nikkei slowly on its way to green, hopefully SPY will follow...
I feel like 0dte calls when SPY drops over 2% are literally free money.
Lol first comes the server companies then comes the ram/storage then comes the GPUs, finally SPY. We are on a gold mine of bubbles popping.
> BREAKING: After Iran denied speaking with Trump, a new round of US strikes are now underway, with bombardment in Karaj, Hashtgerd, Abyek in northwestern Iran, and Sirik in southern Iran. SPY: I don't care I'm already pumping I can't stop it 💦
Looking for SPY to touch 690-700 before weekend. This market is cooked - nothing but a full announcement of deal confirmed by all parties can save it now.
My bad everyone at the end of the day, I bought a vertical bull spread on SPY so the market won't go up until I close for a loss or it expires.
I need a 300% trade before next Wednesday, made 110% through SPY and MSTR puts (closed early) I have small amount on MSTR $125 calls weeklies but I need to yolo the rest. I’m leaning IBIT /MSTR calls from my crayons or maybe just spy 1dte calls. Anyone else got two cents
Oh you’re talking about QQQ. Well i would expect that to change because SPY is lower a low.
Hey MSFT can you copy what SPY is doing right now?
Jesus, a god candle on SPY. Wtf was this enthusiasm before close?
Every time all the little tech stocks go up a couple sessions is my signal from now on. Specifically LASE if it goes up buy puts for SPY.
SPY should be in the 710s right now if we didn’t have that fraudulent V yesterday afternoon
Okay SPY show me 715 tomorrow…
The 50dma on SPY is almost vertical and SPY is coming down vertical about to go nose to nose. I don’t think I’ve seen this before. He did say I’d see things like I’ve never seen before. I must give it to him for that. 😂
I think 🤔 with my one brain cell left that SPY wants to drop around 680ish.
How the fuck did you manage to lose money when SPY is down a point and a half 😭
Is SPY going to bounce off the 50dma or drill to the 100dma to 700?
Trying to short Tesla heavy back in September last year and then most recently day trading 2 day exp $SPX options for the past 6 months. Friday’s SPY flash crash last week and yesterday’s sell off were the icing on the cake. 🎂
I went full tardblog and enabled options on my Roth IRA this morning. I bought a 706 QQQ put expiring tomorrow and a 704 expiring Friday. I also bought SQQQ, USO, and TSLQ. As of market close I have beat 3 years of holding SPY. Tomorrow I cash out this dumb shit and go back to be being boring. I don't want to turn out like one of the other degens around here.
Pls Jensen announce Nvda is selling chips to SPY
Who attacked SPY my baby leaking.
I got 740 calls on SPY, come onnnnn
SPY needs to dump another 5% to count as a correction so we could continue the rally.
Imagine if SPY retests the demonic support of 666
I guess going all in on SPY calls before the close wasn't the move.
SPY 700 is not a meme anymore
Thinking if I should load up on more weekly puts for SPY. Since SPCX is not included in SPY, would it cause further selling of SPY stocks by retail to ape in SPCX?
**Breaking News**: The CEO of both the SPY500 and the NASDAQ QQQ announced today the issuance of a total of 100 trillion dollars in equity raise to dilute current holders. When reached for comment CEO of SPY500 Jimmy McMillion says... [Rent Is Too Damn High Party Debate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcsNbQRU5TI)
SPY 250 for Freedom 250 will be highly patriotic and excellent marketing.
SPY puts, XLB puts, XLE calls. Going full retard for the time being.
SPY is still above 700. The apocalypse hasn’t even started yet lmfaoooo
Nasdaq down 7% in 6 trading days... a lot of individual stocks (especially the ones peddled here) are down 20% or more. Not everyone full ports VOO man... watching 10-30% evaporate in a week is tough to handle for some people. But yeah I hear you... I also think high beta drops hard first. When SPY gets to -10% or -15% I don't know how much more some of the high volatility underlyings can fall. The staples and megacaps will drag it the next leg down (I hope).
Anyone else own SPY at $760?
Maybe you are could buy 1 SPY
SPY dropped to 628 at the thought of war with Iran. SPY still sitting at 720+ when the war has been going on lmfao
It’s 2027. We’ve been in a bear market for 6 months and SPY is $500. WSB bols keep saying “ber r fuk” in the daily thread while living behind a Wendy’s dumpster
For sure. It’s all unprecedented. I think liquidity is probably a good portion of what’s happening here. That and your standard profit taking in semis and just people getting spooked as usual. All of these semis and memory names had essentially went parabolic except NVDA. And because they make up so much of the indexes, they are weighing it down badly. We know Warsh isn’t raising rates. I think it’s very unlikely. So best I can tell is we have liquidity constraints. Plus market participants getting spooked by this and all the capital raises. Of course all the Iran noise isn’t helping. Oil and inflation aren’t helping. But I don’t see enough reasons here to beneficent to a secular bull market is going away. Just looks like an ordinary intrayear drawdown to me. SPY is now down about 5% from highs. I would expect some buyers to show up soon.
I know a guy who thinks everything is a threat. He’s afraid of everything. What a pussy ass bitch. Can you imagine going through life seeing nothing but threats. That’s bitch made framing if I’ve ever heard of it. Anyways, SPY 718 tomorrow.
ORCL shitting the bed is going to fuck up my SPY calls for tomorrow isn't it? Damnit if I realized their ER was today I'd not have gotten them.
SPY practicing for tomorrow https://preview.redd.it/rv8pfsjx7j6h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8222b4bc4d12251d8bbe54b84831fc46c15fffc
Facking pamped boys. History shows that 3 month returns after bombing Iran is +10% for SPY.
which one will drill harder on friday? QQQ or SPY?
Does the last sentence have a typo or am I just so sleep deprived that I'm misinterpreting it? I'm rather new to investing, bought my first stock last year, so excuse my inexperience. Correct me if I'm wrong in understanding your meaning: Spy has a global demand since US citizens can trade it on a US broker during your banking hours. And due to the time zone difference, while the market is closed for US brokers, you can buy/sell SPY on a different broker site/app adheres to EU times since the market is open for us while it's closed for you?
not 2% but SPY is -1.85%. Pretty close isn’t it?
Money is going to flood back into SPY/tech and crypto on Monday and Tuesday once the SPCX dust settles. Some people went to cash out of fear. Some people freed up cash to try to play it. It's coming back. Schedule your DTE accordingly.
Which would nuke SPY too rip
Michael Burry, known to close friends as Ligma, was hit by a bus this afternoon while driving to visit his secret lover and CEO of SPY, Martin Supdog. Early analysis indicates he attempted to pivot his vehicle out of the way, shouting yeah yeah yeah yeah, I’m not selling but was too late. Market analysts believe his fragile emotional state over the recent SPY short squeeze and his related paper losses were partially to blame. He appears to have lost it all. The plunge protection team certainly did their job and made sure there was no time to short it. Later in the day an eye witness recorded Mr Burry saying “Fap fap fap fap fap bagholder spotted !Guh sell oh my gourd I spilt my choccy milk. What will my Muslim wife think when I stopped doing no fap? I’m not fucking selling. Illuminati is watching.” We’re not sure what to make of this, but our reporting will continue. More on Boomer News at 6pm. This is not financial advice.
1w ago "Yeah I could see SPY 950 eow"
Trump has announced a a 10% government stake in the company SPY
“We’re gonna send SPY to the stone ages”
Calls for RDDT, GOOG, TSLA, SPY. Amen!
Go buy some SPY 09/26 500p and show us your positions then.
!banbot SPY 650 Just for proof, I am confident I will not (most certainly will be) getting a ban soon.
Next few months are totally cooked for bols. No coming back from this. Wouldn't be surprised by atleast 20-30% correction on SPY/QQQ after this.
SPY algos finally believing the war noise. Drill team 6 has commenced.
Time to brush off the ol' SPY 700 hat
Enough of that crap. Please wake up you dirty SPY
# Can we get SPY to $420? ASAP please.
For real now: > How can it have demand at global scale if you can only buy it as a US citizen? Why do you think only US citizens can invest in the SPY? While trading hours here in Europe I could any SPY ETF my broker is selling.