SPY

Happy-Champion1661

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Potential-Release662

SPY was at 666.00 when J Pow took the stage. Coincidence?

SpicyPanda27

SPY being more unproductive than me. Holy do something already

GrossFleshSack

SPY 600 end of week?

PocaMadre69

Why are they so afraid to let SPY go Cowards

LasyKuuga

POW don’t say “hello” fuck “good afternoons”. Drop a “what up my n words” instant SPY ATH I’m telling you my dude

pileofbombs

!banbet SPY $650 4d

hermeskino715

Oil about to take some SPY bols back home for the cliffordening

grimandnordic1

Ok SPY back to $695 quick this whole sell off joke was funny but it's time to be serious

polosocks12345

Watch SPY just rocket. 🚀

Basis_404_

SPY is at the same level it was at 6 months ago and the bulls are still predicting a rip

Degn101

With all the signs that orangino has shown that are mentioned of the antichrist, SPY locking in to 666 would genuinely make me question my sanity. A deal with the devil would explain a lot about him, and what he has done / been allowed to do.

Mustang1011

What are the odds that JP gets to speak when SPY is sitting at 666? Mark of the beast gentlemen, what the market give to, JP taketh.

PropheticMurmurs

This is going to completely fall apart in the next hour. Loading MSFT 0DTE puts as a proxy for SPY to avoid high premiums.

sytena10

SPY to close at 666.69

BFox1982

SPY down .66 to settle at 666. Cool cool. 😈

Three_of_a_kind3515

Die SPY 666… down to 661…

orsomeshitidk

Where can I exchange this comment karma for SPY 0dtes?

MoistAbuelita

SPY 666.66 I’m outta here ✌🏼

softboiledjadepotato

7 FOMC members project NO cuts for 2026, and no flush... SPY just horny for 666

br0botic

SPY 666.66 🪦

RampantPrototyping

"Don't you think SPY looks tired?"

MissMatriarch

Ameritards think unchanged rate decision causes the SPY to go back to 690, completely ignoring an escalating war 🤡

davidbigham

I need J pow to say SPY is too low imo

smart_doge

How was SPY earnings today?

beargambogambo

But what is the SPY guidance 😩

CompoteSpecialist618

SPY at $666.66 the second the clock strikes 2:00PM is insane. Puts all the way

Lolsmileyface13

SPY primed to run hard right now.

nosebeerz420

30 millievanillies of addy and a shot of tequila to calm the nerves. Balls deep in SPY calls make or break time bois

whodey84

If JPow was super bullish I bet SPY would hit $680 and then immediately limit down

MrNo_Balls

!banbet SPY -15% 2w

moorhound

SPY 666.66 right as the fed decision hits 🤌

0DTEKing

Oil is falling So does SPY WTF 🤣

MrNo_Balls

!banbet SPY -15% 2 weeks

Traditional-Cloud154

I bought puts. SPY 700 eod

Impressive-Joke-3119

CEO of SPY is Epstein.

RiskyCapt

|**Fed Rate Decision**|**The "Dot Plot" Projection**|**Stock Market (SPY)**|**Bond Market (Yields)**| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |**Hold Steady**|**Hawkish** (No cuts this year)|**DOWN**|**UP**| |**Hold Steady**|**Dovish** (Cuts still planned)|**UP**|**DOWN**| |**Surprise Hike**|Doesn't matter|**DOWN**|**UP**| |**Surprise Cut**|Doesn't matter|**UP / SIDEWAYS**|**DOWN**|

BaconGelato

I hope in my lifetime we see SPY 700

CPA-hole

10 minutes until SPY earnings

Sick0h

When Jpow took over SPY was 232, he ain’t the dumper you think he gon be

AlGAdams

In the past SPY dips .6% to .8% from baseline during the speech section and then recovers during Q/A.  Who the hell knows tho

mangled_degenerate

!banbet SPY 669 1d

Fhyzikz

SPY constantly trying to send us a message. 666

Maximum_Light409

SPY 666.66.666666666666666

StocksStormTrooper

XSP and SPY are both 666, Dang!!!

sandygws

SPY at 666 for the FOMC... kind of appropriate. Just like the fabled 700 the day the War ends.

Roygbiv-Turtle-98

i would avoid SPY and just invest in hard assets and international markets.

GalacticPlutoBear

SPY will hit the diving board hard for some solid height before it’s perfect dive

Roygbiv-Turtle-98

imagine thinking 5 months of SPY will make you money. Try 50 years.

Aggravating_Fig6288

Powell gonna be extra pissed. 🥭, Iran, PPI, all this shit moving HIS markets. He’s gonna remind everyone who is actually in charge of SPY

centered_chaos

SPY Straight line out to 666 EOD...

Ghost_nut

They love SPY at 666

PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME

SPY 666 again... what does this mean?

Gom_KBull

# Please donate a helmet to your local SPY bull # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)

FarWay9137

Mr. JPow says "Good afternoon," SPY suddenly dumps 1%

dljmonkeyboiz

Trying to explain to the wife's bf that SPY goes down so I'm losing money and he asks if I can make money when SPY goes down and that's how I ended up doubling down on calls.

Basis_404_

The bulls have done so well to rally us from SPY 662 to SPY 665 over the last 3 days

Additional_Gur_7900

Shit for 20k a year to gamble it all on SPY 0DTE it sucks man. At least some office jobs they make bank.

Roygbiv-Turtle-98

I've been praying to revisit SPY 300. I've got at least 25 years left to buy the dips. 😄

Gom_KBull

# Yes, SPY 550 pls&ty.

Icommandyou

Buying SPY six months ago and it’s basically negative now is depressing

Every-Internet-1173

!banbet SPY 658 1w

Guhbigly

!banbet SPY -3% 3d

lookingforajob2020

a nuke is literally the only thing that could bring SPY below 666 lmfao

DriftWoodBarrel

SPY keeps drilling to 666 that really can't be a coincidence surely?

shmito17

SPY has hit 666 six times today lmao

Additional_Gur_7900

SPY 655 at close all bulls will cry in their pillows tonight broke

Gom_KBull

# April: Pam Bondi brags "Economy is doing so great, SPY is over 590!"

Longjumping-Eye-5480

!banbet SPY 673 3h

bayonxta

A bit of context: I am an 18 yr old college student who landed my first paid internship this summer in Seattle. I will be making 9k pre-tax per month for 3 months. I know after taxes my income really becomes around like 7k. (let me know if this is wrong). I've been doing some research on how to effectively set up my income for the future but am still unsure If I am doing things correctly and would like any advice on what to change / how I should continue for the future! My first priority with my income is maxing out my Roth IRA, I made a Roth IRA with Fidelity and I believe the max contribution amount for 2026 is 7500. For three months, I decided that when I get my paycheck every month that 2500 will immediately go into my Roth IRA first and foremost. That leaves me about 4500/mo. My next priority was to start a HYSA with Wealthfront (with 3.95% APY) and for every month put $1000 into my HYSA for emergency fund / savings. However, I'm not sure if this is the best option or if there are better HYSA other than Wealthfront that would be better for me. After my Roth IRA and my HYSA, I would be left with 3500/mo. This is the part where I really am not too sure how to allocate my funds effectively. I would like to invest most of it in my Fidelity Brokerage account, into an ETF, but I know I will need money for food and general living expenses (excluding rent because I received a housing stipend for my internship). I was thinking leaving 1500/mo in my checking account as a spending buffer (or maybe descreasing this?), and then other 2k/mo into my Fidelity Brokerage account to invest, but I'm not sure if there are any hidden fees or any other better ways I can use my money. Please let me know any advice you have for me! I really appreciate your time and responses! I would also like recommmendations for what I should invest in for my Roth IRA and my Brokerage account. I know ETFs are recommended but some people say QQQ is better than SPY and vice versa and I'm not sure if in my brokerage what individual stocks I should buy. Please give me any advice you have!

WrexyWrex

!banbet SPY 675 2d

Prestigious_Suit_202

holding SPY MAR 20 $685c lottos with DIAMOND HANDS. PUMP ME JPOW

moorhound

Hello SPY 666 my old friend

Level_Counter3062

Is now a good time to buy 100 shares of SPY?

callsonreddit

Why SPY red today? The PPI?

linnanetheman

SPY 0dte calls pussy

Impressive-Joke-3119

I want to buy SPY calls, but volume is extra muted right now.

always_plan_in_advan

I found some new tool ChartGEX that has been doing the math for me at specific levels that has been nice. However, I only trade SPY and Q's so not sure how it does on individual tickers

GuyFaulks77

How much do you think SPY would drop if someone hacked Trump’s truth social and made a post that only said: “SELL!”

Neader

Break it? It's been going down since not like it's SPY ping ponging within 3% of that amount

Recent_Register_2952

why didnt i invest in somallian daycares instead of fucking SPY

Axonum

SPY either to 600 or 700 EOD

YouKnown999

SPY 650 would be funny

modder9

I picked a bad day to buy 155 shares of SPY lmao

TheMightySet69

Fly in reverse, SPY!

Lolsmileyface13

do you think the market makers just tell the algos to bounce SPY between a dollar range while they go to lunch

Daddict

You're fine on RH. When you start trading BIG numbers...like, when you're putting 3 digits in the qty for options...then RH is going to get you killed. You gotta look up fill rates. Certain platforms fill better than others. The best ones are not fee-free (which RH is). If you're trading a dozen or so calls on something like SPY, you won't ever have a problem. You do 2500 of them though, and the fill rate is going to be slow enough that you lose a big chunk of these gains.

Samjabr

Thinking of buying a spread on SPY +/-5 pts (lottos) - but if I do that, after PaPa Powell speaks, markets will be flatter than Kiera Knightley's tiddies.

No_Turn5018

1) Math? Like you realize there's a lot of different ways to hedge that don't actually involve the Greeks right? In theory the Greeks might let you find more efficient ways to hedge but you don't actually have to bring them in. The hatching strategy is going to vary by underlying security and market pricing.  2) I don't see how you're calling that luck? Like literally what do you think that word means?  3) A) No, you're real confused here. Small money first means that before I get deep into anything I make sure there's not any buckwild stuff that I just missed.  3) B) I mean my wins have been both more frequent and larger than my losses. That's why I'm a little confused about your logic that it's luck.  But really 3) B) The point that I'm getting at. As long as I'm at a net positive that's beating both inflation and the SPY what does the win loss ratio matter? Like if I've got a system where, and obviously this is an example and not that extreme, when I win I get $100 and when I lose it's one penny, one win out of 2000 is fine.  Like are you trying to say that it's luck to be the house at the casino? Because that's what it sounds like but I don't think that's what you mean.

coldtacomeat

SPY 700 tomorrow

East-Resolution4446

I’d rather SPY be down going into a Fed decision than up. It moons when it’s down beforehand.

PropheticMurmurs

Beautiful entry for SPY puts, don't trust this pump for a second.

Soossaaaa

I heard Michael Burry had a sticky short squeeze, ligma, nofap abortion with plunge protection team as the priest while he did cocaine off a hookers big toe, ate a ghost pepper, drink choccy milk, read a k8 and lost it all. !guh sell sell sell sell . Did he also watch 2 dark magician girls 1 pot of greed? A Bus driver does not give good financial advice. I need to pivot out of my position soon. Selling puts through Hairy putter's school of Hogwarts for witchcraft and wizardry. Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. Guh! Very Sticky situation. BAM! BOOM! Thanks for the $5,000 Mr. SPY CEO, I'm not selling! Not financial advice.

Antique-Flight-5358

Israel now controls IRAN..SPY can moon

CoinKedo

!banbet SPY 671 1d

joan_goodman

They should just add oil futures to SPY.

TheMightySet69

Not SPY

davidbigham

Just need the exact date of SPY hitting 700. Then I would be rich. Its that simple.

Longjumping-Eye-5480

!banbet SPY 672 1d

Normal_Tap3021

SPY uses Theta burner. It's super effective.