SPY

Templar_Swamp_Stake

SPY is going to pump for an hour after open tomorrow after which there will be a big rug pull. Buy SPY puts at around 10:30 AM. This is financial advice.

Manufactured_feces

If SPY opens over 660 tomorrow, my wife is getting that boob job she wants. deadass

NOMADGRUBS

SPY about to hit 1% uppies overnight

Vegetable_Push6542

I've seen enough. SPY 700 by end of April

DriftWoodBarrel

I'm happily holding a SPY call, you know I saw it lose half it's value before close and at that moment I knew it was going to print big if I hold

No_Advertising_1237

Prior to US invasion 2053, SPY lost 98%.

burtburtburtcg

Bol after 1 green AH session: SPY 850 EOW! War cancelled! Stonks only go up.

JakeSal10

Your calls are unfortunately cooked this week. Some are expecting a bounce to as high as SPY $670, that’s a little too overzealous for me.

Comfortable_Oil6642

SPY calls no brainer

_rockthemike

!banbet SPY +5% 30d

SaaSGrass

The 5 day post-war face ripper to SPY 720 will be so satisfying

Zeferes

Bro you gambled against SPY are stupid?

QuickInvestIQ

Not sure how you lost a lot unless you panic sold or haven’t been in the market for very long. Or maybe you bought individual stocks rather than broad based ETFs. Unsure how to give you exact advice on this without know more specifics but if you stay invested over the long term (5 years or longer) and have a diversified portfolio, you have a very good chance of making money in the market. Just to give you some numbers, the S&P 500 (the 500 largest publicly traded companies in the US) was trading around 4,100 in March of 2023. Today it closed at 6,556. That’s an approximate return of 60% over a 3 year timeframe. This demonstrates the importance of diversification and staying the course for the long run. If you are down big right now for whatever reason, as long as the investments are sound and diversified, there is a very very good chance your portfolio will be up 5 years from now compared to where it’s currently trading. If you currently own individual stocks that are down big over the last 3 years then should strongly consider selling them and buying an ETF like SPY(S&P 500) or VTI (Total Stock Market Index. It’s alway tough losing money in the market but with the right strategy your portfolio should be able to recover and get you back on track.

Country_Gravy420

SPY 700

Vegetable_Push6542

Bottom is in. Any time SPY is at risk of dipping below 650 we will have fake news to pump the market.

financiallythriving

Remember when we thought SPY was gonna hit 700 in October 2025. It is now March 2026

pineapplekiwipen

wish XSP option chain had better liquidity for spreads, it's better than QQQ but still way worse than SPY

caliwillbemine

!banbet SPY -1% 1d

caliwillbemine

!banbet SPY -.75% 20h

Basis_404_

But the bulls say SPY 700

pineapplekiwipen

how nice of chyna to wait for SPY 680 to nuke the market

0xBorisjohnson

Cease fire to fuck all the puts, SPY to 680, then China nukes Taiwan to finish the bulls once and for all.

A_Dragon

Wow you mean like a million dollars in SPY puts made a 4% return??? Who would have thought!

Intrinsic_OTM

Often times, SPY

xShiftfaced

What’s the news? I’m in May SPY calls

Substantial-Use-2867

US: *Here's 15 things we want for us to stop bombing you.* Iran: *Here's 15 rockets that we built this morning* SPY: *15% up because why not*

Brief_Carpenter_7457

$SPY red by open

drew-gen-x

Compare charts b/w $SPY vs $VXUS. One is still above its 200 DMA and up more after hours than the other. Hell, throw $GLD vs $SPY as well. You don't have to be bullish on the US AI bubble economy or even $SPY to have skin in the game. I've been BTD but I don't own the $QQQ or $SPY.

Devastaytah

!banbet SPY -2% 48h

tight-asshole

Sora closing and OpenAI junk bond 17.5% “guaranteed” would be sending SPY to $620 in a normal environment anyway, WITHOUT the war and the fake pumps things are seriously bad

InIce1234

Tonights playlist for Bear: \- Highway to Wendys \- Smells Like Bull Spirit \- Oops! SPY gapped up again \- Call me maybe (0DTE Edition)

Virtual_Secretary_98

You think SPY can go below 600 this year? Real talk

_rockthemike

!banbet SPY 675 14d

One-Signature-2706

always inverse wsb. Most people here have puts. Therefore it's going up. No need to complicate it further. Did you not learn your lesson in April 2025? It literally can't go down ded srs, there's been bad news after bad news and SPY is not even 6% down from ATH

confused_teabagger

I though VIX was supposed to be a volatility index, not an inverse SPY index? Market whipsawing like a MF and VIX going down?

borkdpasito

Can someone explain to me how SPY is only down 3% since the war began when oil is on the moon and we are running out of fertiliser?

Commercial-District1

Tomorrow’s Agenda 🗓️ • 6:30-6:45am: SPY drops 5%, sell my puts • 6:45-7am: MSFT jumps 20% sell my calls • 7am - 1pm: take a six month nap 😴

Spirited_Let_2220

If you don't see tomorrow as an opportunity to buy more puts then you like losing money. Mid April / Early May $SPY puts are about as free of a trade as you can get

DriftWoodBarrel

I felt like today was a pretty easy day to make money on SPY 0dtes. Much like it was before the war. Curious to see if it stays like this.

Aromatic_Land2167

That’s not flat, that’s the definition of a fade. If it was flat, we’d be at SPY 660 still

SaaSGrass

All knowing geopolitical bers bagholding all the way to SPY 800, but at least they will be able to comment and let us know how smart they are It’s about the journey, not the destination

Dis_shite_rite_her

Sold SPY calls yesterday. Bought them back about 10 minutes before close. I am just going to assume that all my luck for the year was used in that one move.

A_Shadow

Biggest winner is the government because you are trading SPY and not SPX. Do SPX next time and save on those taxes

Plus_Seesaw2023

I hate the financial markets for all the stress, anxiety, and financial losses they cause! Damn financial markets! Why didn't we all just dollar-cost average into SPY every month, or at specific price levels whenever it dropped by 2% to 5%? Damn, we messed up!

sylphvanas

Tf you mean? SPY is close to the yearly low 🤣

092Casey

I called spy 645 last week and just called the Monday taco +1% and today's -1% day after. Also, I called all the weekend movements' effects into Mondays for 3 weeks. This deal is real. How do I know? Taco is getting destroyed in the polls and the market is about to crash, which he won't have. But most of all, it's been 4 weeks coming up and that was his original end goal. He said 4 week bc thats the max length it could go without a global depression due to energy compromises.  He's just going to say 'We won' to rally his maga base, and pull out while working out any half ass deal. Most of all, this AH pump has resemblance to nonsensical pumps by WH insiders in after hours since he took office. It's Bessent, Nutlick, Schaub, et. al.  SPY 680 by Monday.

Flat-Focus7966

Wake me up when SPY is at 700 Will play Crimson desert meanwhile...

99Fan

That was the last time we ever saw SPY under 650.

Dawnchaffinch

IWM is better to trade than SPY

fpsstreak

Welcome to my world..SPY does a fucking U turn after opening

jre05135

So…. Are you saying buy 0 DTE SPY puts?

jre05135

SPY puts expiring today!

greenpride32

Sorry for your loss. I personally would sell DIS, F and INTC and use the funds to buy SP500 (VOO or SPY). AAPL MSFT and O are solid holds. All 3 of these companies increase revenue/profits/distributions consistently over time. The other 3 do not (they had been but decade or decades ago). In terms of taxes, you will either have a step up or step down cost basis on all of these shares. What it means is your cost basis is reset to the value on the date of your father's passing. For example, your dad bought AAPL for $100, but the value was $250 on date of his passing - your cost basis is "stepped up" to $250. On the flip side, your dad bought MSFT for $400, and on date of his passing the shares are $350 - your cost basis is "stepped down" to $350. The general concept is his tax liability or benefit is not passed on to you.

orsomeshitidk

Having said that do you feel better now about SPY being almost $50 off its high lol

Vegetable_Push6542

Wen SPY 700?

hardcrepe

!banbet SPY 640 8d

hamborgard

Gold is the new 10x SPY

link30224

Because SPY was oversold

hardcrepe

!banbet SPY 640 8D

hardcrepe

I shall save the market. !banbet SPY 640 8D

Butter_Ball22

Comeback Plan ACTIVATED📝 $GME to the moon! 🚀 I just sold my wife’s Volvo to her boyfriend to go all in on $SPY puts because Michael Burry just tweeted a picture of a short bus 🚌 before he deleted his entire account again.📉 The Illuminati are plotting to start WWIII, while I sit behind the Wendy’s dumpster eating my Crayola 64-pack trying to pay back this 2nd Mortgage. When I tried to explain to my last customer the $SPY $GME & $AMC plan he called me a “smooth brained ape” but not a “paper hands”. I’m holding these bags until they turn into diamonds. 💎 🤲. Positions: $GME 420c $AMC 69c $SPY 500p. This is not financial advice, I’m a destitute addict. MODS, witness me!!! 🦍

Wowmuchrya

IRAN GAVE US A PRESENT, AND IS TOTALLY NEGOTIATING, BUT CANT TELL YOU WHO IT IS OR WHAT THE GIFT IS OIL GO DOWN NOW AND SPY UP PLEASE Retarded

No_Current3675

Think about it. One fateful hamberder and we see SPY 725.

jameskwonlee

Click the 1m chart and see the big M on both $SPY, USO, and VIX. Market Makers are cheesing us big time.

callsonreddit

imma take a nap. i better see SPY -1%

ajr901

Why is SPY up $4 after hours? What did I miss

No-Insurance100

SPY still down 3% on the week, 5% on the month

No-Insurance100

SPY is down 3% on the week and 5% on the month but you think my RH not green? Lol

Independent-Tree-985

>!SPY to 340!<

Independent-Egg9086

Okok fair, I will do it then. !BanBet SPY645

Superente_

Bers getting desperate in here. SPY 700 next week.

Dazzling-Compote-394

Barely a move? QQQ, SPY, and IWM all pumping hard AH from ceasefire rumors. If ceasefire is confirmed markets will explode.

Happy-Champion1661

unironically I wouldn't even be mad if you said that to me, getting a job at McDonalds and full porting SPY probably gets you a better retirement than like 50% of the people out there

Technicaltrades404

Why do we even want SPY to go up? Elon said money wont be needed soon anyway 🤌

TheOriginalBushToad

Sitting here, watching Harry Potter and thinking....couldn't they just go to the Muggle world and get some AR-15's and mow down Voldemort? Anyways SPY 645 EOW.

JakeSal10

After whatever bullshit just happened to SPY you bet your ass I’m all in on calls tomorrow

ConstantAd1

SPY 700 EOW and then a ground invasion over the weekend

6hchill

yeah our SPY calls now is ITM from OTM but we dont have the money to excercise the calls they always make sure you cant make money😩

burtburtburtcg

Bols will pretend to read this and then post “SPY 700 EOW”

Jealous_Archer_4522

SPY down 4 at the close. Goes up 8 to be up 4 ah now red again. wtf? Make up your mind DJT gang.

did_it_for_the_clout

While I really want to believe Trump is controlling the economy and the worst person ever, there may be another explanation, which isn't much better. It is more likely trump understands the movement of certain large investments. These exist in the form of what is called a Total Return Swap (TRS). In the Epstein files, you can read how Epstein predicted everything crashing, and discussing with a financial advisor (I believe from JP Morgan), about going long on OIL. These swaps were 5 year swaps, which started around June 2016, renewed in 2021. These TRS have BIG payments due this year, as the CDs and bonds mature. In order for their long oil positions to be positive, this war in the Middle East is essential. Some people Epstein met with while making these deals include Saudi crown prince MBS and the former prime minister of Qatar (two countries being hit heavily in this war, despite not being direct aggressors). It is likely trump followed Epstein on this investment. Large sales and purchases can't happen suddenly. The logistics don't function within the current market, but outside of it, in Dark Pools. If you look at the current dark pool buy orders, we are sitting at the bottom (SPY at 650). Trump knows when these tranches and swaps are due, and is likely just timing his posts to make it look like he is controlling the economy, so people don't become aware of their greater financial moves. June 1st is when their TRS full matures. If you look at option chains across any ticker, I bet you see heavy positioning for July and August, but not much before then. That is because the market is expecting heightened volatility before June. Markets seem to be positioning for as low as 250, and as high as 850. Gonna be a wild few months.

xSpectre_iD

Bear spotted. SPY 666 back tomorrow.

Previous_Hope_2087

Everybody calm down SPY just posted their earnings report. This is completely regular movement and natural movement until the earnings call starts.

SouthNice7324

SPY moves like a penny stock

Jealous_Archer_4522

SPY swinging like a penny stock. wtf?

jameskwonlee

The market is glitching out, not knowing what to do right now. I predict $SPY to reach < 540 by Friday, where it will either pump or dump aggressively on the boots news (probably pump). USO will re-test >120 probably-- at least that's what all the expert pundits are saying, but the market is regarded.

crazyfool319

The reason people in WSB lose is if they see something is going on a trend (like SPY going down) they will assume it has to keep going down and any time it doesn't follow the trend they claim "RIGGED!" or "BUYING MORE PUTS!"

restartilife

!banner SPY $642 1d

The_BakedCrusader

They're pulling out all the stops to keep SPY from closing under $650 again. The timing of all this is surely just one giant coincidence. This information couldn't have been made available during market hours.

soad1331

I SPY a green dildo. What I miss now?

ShankThatSnitch

Specifically right after 4:15, when SPY options stop trading and the 0dte expire.

ThrowRA-KB

Yeah I’m holding weeklies but I’m not doing that shit overnight anymore. For whatever reason, the last minute candle on SPY always seems to predict the after hours movement or pre market next day. Some cocksucker has insider info and is abusing that shit

No-Insurance100

Most pathetic market ever, SPY trading like a meme stock while there's a very real deficit of 100 million barrels of oil (and growing) that hasn't been delivered the last two weeks

KaTz1_

Setup auto buy SPY and go off 2026

tunderincap

!banbet SPY $651 1d

Vegetable_Push6542

!banbet SPY 700 7d

Sam_Vicious2

Of course I sold SPY call for a loss today.... honestly im channeling bear energy just out of spite

Fhyzikz

My acct is loving this sugar rush but I am 100000% selling the rip if we see anywhere near ath. This oil shit is going to be sticking around unfortunately. Too much infrastructure and production damage done to quickly recover. Long term, macro and fed will matter a lot. SPY probably touches 610 or lower at some point this year

Unemployable1593

SPY likes GME earnings

Extension-Change-441

lmao more movement 5mins after SPY options close out than the whole day, we're just bacteria in this pond