SPY

ConstantEfficiency83

CNN - “Boots are on the ground at Kharg Island” *SPY -.6%* 🥭 Truth - “These boots are made for walking, and that is all they will do” *SPY +2.8%*

anerdknownaswill

Why is SPY having such a hard time doing the logical thing today

DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY

I think it has something to do with bulls denying that 🥭's obvious lies are moving the market and calling bears stupid instead, and then flipping around and accusing bears of "wanting" war/pandemic/recession when they're simply \*expecting\* those things to happen the same way bulls \*expect\* 🥭 to pump SPY with a forked tongue. This is why I personally would like to see bulls humbled a bit. IMO the common denominator with polarization in pretty much all parts of society is 🥭, it's just what he does to people

hayleybts

Touch 666 666 666 and drop to to 645 SPY

moorhound

SPY: Whipsawing 3 dollars every few minutes VIX: -4% Bitch you're killing my vibe, I'm trying to scalp and this premium movement sucks

DorianSoundscapes

If you’re worried about down side you should get SPY, because of the liquidity and options volume, it has good premiums. Selling covered calls on it during downturns and sideways movements is good income. I usually do weeklies after a big run up during more bearish times like right now. Don’t sell them too close to the money or far out and roll them or buy to close at a loss if it starts to get too close to your strike to avoid assignment. If you have open calls you learn to enjoy red days and they weeks, you make money either way.

moosewithamuffin

Hopefully my grandkids will be able to see SPY hit 700 someday.

baadllama_ghost

if we are going to fill all the gaps and very likely we will SPY has to hit 675 by Friday this is ball 🔮 knowledge, real traders will know, i'm blessing you retards with this information

Graymyst

SPY officially renamed SPYCOIN, thanks for your attention to the matter.

Aggravating_Fig6288

V doesn’t mean shit that last drop ensured theta fucked calls hard enough you need SPY to go well above where it was before the drop to not be underwater Ain’t nothing to declare victory over calls are still fucked

br0botic

SPY is trading like a shitcoin

tropicalia84

Imagine getting blown on on SPY puts every other day instead of just piling on puts on a dead company like MSFT that's down 12 days in a row

Wowmuchrya

Israel #1 enemy of SPY I see

Ancient_Building_529

Not a bear or bull, but longing SPY under the 200 sma is sketchy right now

Significant_Speed854

I bought 5 SPY puts today at 1.48, sold at 2.19… they went up to over 3.

Puzzleheaded_Owl_417

Just kick out MSFT and META from SPY and QQQ already.

DatsMaPurse_IDKU

When does SPY announce earnings? 👀

centered_chaos

From 25 minutes ago: There will be a SPY $2 fast move either up or down and then a significant reversal soon. Be ready..

Gom_KBull

AND THEN HE SAID "SPY ATH EOW" *goodfellas\_laugh.gif*

dybalapogba21

It seems VIX is just a near direct inverse correlation to S&P. I’ve dabbled in VIX calls and it only spikes when SPY dumps

RomanJohnWick

SPY is kill

Alert_Performance_99

You understand more things affect SPY than oil prices right?

mighty_sys_admin

SPY dumping but oil not pumping... ?

Manufactured_feces

How is this for a hedge? Short-dated USO call and long-dated SPY calls. If USO swings up $10 its like a 3x upside. If it falls, the spy calls should increase in value and soften any potential loss. Kind of a way to bet on a short-term downside and long-term upside.

moorhound

Ooo SPY baby slow down save some of this dump for when theta eats some of this premium

pleasestoptalkin

lol fuck your puts OP. SPY was down 5% in a month and you didn’t buy the dip. Stay poor and mad.

SighRamp

bought puts earlier this morning after SPY got its ass cheeks clapped from 200SMA

TheMightySet69

There's still time, friend. I was up almost 100% on my SPY puts, then almost cooked, and now looking like I might end up doing alright. 

eazyigz123

i created an automated bot trading system around SPY iron condors. Lemme know what you think: [https://github.com/IgorGanapolsky/trading](https://github.com/IgorGanapolsky/trading)

Manufactured_feces

Just hedged my short-expiration USO calls with long-dated SPY calls.

PropheticMurmurs

I hate that IV is so high you can catch a big drop like that on SPY and only be up like 25% on puts..

orsomeshitidk

oh no, the SPY. It’s broken 😞

TheMightySet69

SPY realizing it has no reason to live

tristis_veritas

US will do anything and everything. Destroy our image. Bankrupt our entire retirements with debt. Drill every continental shelf, murder schoolgirls. Nothing is off the table to extend scam SPY ponzi for another few years. "Those who can manipulate money are rewarded. Those who work hard and save are made great fools." As someone heavy in money market funds trying to buy a house sometimes I wonder if I am fool.

Gom_KBull

Bols, don't you fucking get it? SPY getting flat to down every week while inflation is projected annual 8+% is BEARISH Not me, the price action itself

jlw993

SPY's monthly MACD print for April is gonna be a nasty one

Country_Gravy420

How much did you put on SPY? Not that impressive if you put in 5 mil

centered_chaos

There will be a SPY $2 fast move either up or down and then a significant reversal soon. Be ready..

TheMightySet69

Get wrecked, SPY.

LostandConfused2024

SPY taking its sweet ol’ time doing a theta day kek

NoiceAndToitt

Brb buying 10x leveraged 0dte SPY puts on a green day

dljmonkeyboiz

SPY 690c on FB marketplace. I know what I got. No lowballers.

Cloudbase_academy

How many years now has SPY been running on zero fundamentals? When reality hits it's going to be crazy

banditcleaner2

This reminds me of the people posting about the amount of shipment inventories during the april tariff nonsense, malding for months about how could the market possibly go up when tariffs were crushing companies, raising costs and lowering margins etc etc etc. yet up and up SPY went lmfao. this will most likely end up being the same situation.

Samjabr

Some of you know I've been trying to write a DD on the War - but only in relation to stonks. Some of you also know that my GF of 8 years left a couple of days ago. It's been hard to concentrate. I will get to it - but for now: tl;dr - War will be "over" soon - At worst, I am betting 4/27 (not arbitrary) - SPY 700 Calls - Exp: 4/27

afishinacar

SPY -1%, MSFT -3%. SPY +1%, MSFT -.01% This is life

Basis_404_

- Oil down 4% in a week = SPY up 2% - Oil up 56% in 3 months = SPY down 4.6% 🤨

its_probably_wine

Samesies…SPY 657 strike 😭, and IWM 247 strike 🚮

Inevitable_Gainz

!banbet SPY 675 5h

Inevitable_Gainz

#**People are buying puts going into the biggest deal of the year. He’s 100% accepting the terms today or tomorrow m. Put holders are fucked. SPY $680 by Friday**

Logical-Clerk-1571

!banbet SPY -%5 20d

Samjabr

no, - I know when im ice skating uphill - I can't argue someone out of a position with logic, if they never used it to get there. Instead, if SPY hits 700 in 30 days, either we solved Cold Fusion or the war is over. Get it?

centered_chaos

SPY gearing up for something...I'm thinking 645...but who the hell knows anymore...

Unknown_____-

SPY 656 puts

SovietPower777

Once we see boots on the ground you can say bye bye to your SPY 700 EOY

sheep_classes

Damnit SPY, stop bouncing off the f%^&ing 50 day MA and come down to the 200!

Substantial-Use-2867

If SPY could go back to 655 for a few minutes, that'd be great. I was a bit late on my options trade today.

Samjabr

I am so confused. look, here: RemindMe! 2026-04-27 "SPY 700"

cosmicoconuts

SPY 1DTE 660 call 💔💔💔

Samjabr

Most of dumbass Bers and "military experts" in here are going to feel fk'ing stupid as all get out when SPY hits 700, no later than April 24th RemindMe! 2026-04-24 "SPY 700"

Dazzling_Marzipan474

$540 SPY puts expiring in less than a month? This is such a great trade... for whoever sold you these.

MachDiamonds92

Long on SPY or oil?

Avid_Reader87

Come on SPY get over $660

mighty_sys_admin

surely we see SPY 700 in the next few months?

centered_chaos

SPY 645 or 670 EOD...Basically a coin flop...

Richerrrrrd

Quick spike to 660 on SPY?

fiskxhero

That's cool, people also thought they were clever when they did the [same thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1kjeuzu/zero_ships_from_china_are_bound_for_californias/) during the he said she said part of the tarrif saga. Coincidentally, 2 days after that thread was posted they announced the deal and SPY ripped 3%. It's one thing to assume that this thing will drag on for longer than everyone thinks, but you are ignoring some incredibly obvious signs that the idiot in charge is looking for a fast conclusion. It doens't make sense, sure, but if your only argument is that Iran doesn't want peace then you will get burned.

dybalapogba21

Official rejection and conditions set by Iran, so SPY 670 EOD

ten7four

I agree with what you're saying but whether that actually makes stocks go down is another thing entirely. I do wish you good luck brother. Also SPY 540 puts only three weeks out? I need to see a screenshot of those positions or something, even if you have that I have to think it's like a $1k longshot bet at most. Seems way too unlikely.

Schnupsdidudel

As I said. AI changes nothing in this regard. If you want to recreate $SPY you can just get the list of the S&P 500 Symbols, their market value, put it an Excel sheet and Type in your total investment amount to calculate the amount of each stock to buy. But if you only invest $10k youd have to buy \~$1 worth of $DVA, now $DVA trades at $152 currently so you got a problem there. Even if you have a Broker that trades you fractional shares, the fees will kill your performance even before taxes. Remember you´d have to rebalance now and again, and you would again have the problem that you´d need to adjust for fractiosn of a share. Ands thats all only for S&P 500. If you want, say MSCI World you´d have even more titels wich are traded on different stock exchanges all over the world.

mighty_sys_admin

Up 1% on my SPY leaps, I can safely say that peace is abounding in the middle east

dljmonkeyboiz

Boots on the ground might send SPY to 700 ... doesn't make sense at all, so it's the most likely outcome

drew-gen-x

$SPY is bouncing off yesterday's highs of $656 pre-after market end of war announcement. This is your last chance to BTD. Don't listen to these emotional oil rig tanker zombie apocalypse DJT haters.

burtburtburtcg

BREAKING: John Iran proposes 42 point plan for ceasefire which includes SPY $550 and MSFT being forfeited to Iran.

nikerock

SPY, you're drunk, but instead of telling you to go home, I'ma give you another shot, and hand you the car keys. Please hit rock bottom. -says the bear.

Significant_Speed854

How is SPY holding up?! lol

thegx7

Oil rising and SPY not dumping :thonk:

SouthNice7324

Remember last April when SPY went up over 10% in one day. Is that too much to ask for?

ThinCrusts

I don't trust this shit falling.. watch 🌮 come out with some tweet that sends SPY +2% back up till Friday

diefy7321

The year is 2027, SPY 800, the war has been over for a year now, the strait is open, eyeran keeps saying no ceasefire to save face, bers still coping lmfaooo

WhoCaresWhatITink

!banbet SPY -1% 1d

6hchill

this SPY gap up cant last more than an hour😩

rotorylampshade

SPY 650 today?

StopAndThinkPleaseTy

It's okay, SPY. Just let it go. You don't have to hold in the blood from your bowels any longer.

SteakGoblin

My portfolio is a mess. Criss-crossing spreads, odds numbers of puts, identical SPY and XSP options, an oil etf AND the short version of the same ETF... If I could just daytrade without needing $25k in my retard account I wouldn't need to do this shit lol

honestabesss

SPY Paratroopers deployed

ebitdasga

SPY is still red on the 6 month chart

CulturalConclusion76

very cool SPY, very cool

bayruss

I'd hate to explain the nuance, but times are different. I wouldn't tell you to get on unless we're at the bottom. The market is a completely different beast. They're profitable for the first quarter ever. The war is a catalyst for green energy and data centers are looking for alternatives. I never suggested to invest prior to Feb 26. The fundamentals are there for a short swing play. You can doubt but outperforming the SPY for a month in a down market seems solid to me no? Electrolyzers will be as hip as Hyperagents in a year or two.

GrossFleshSack

SPY puts sold, picked up TSLA puts instead, letting USO and NTR calls ride.

Fhyzikz

SPY 665-670 by eow. After that...the knees and toes

Taiyoken

SPY is being rejected at $660 more than I've been rejected by your wife

quyensanity

SPY premiums are cooked. Someone explain to me why SPY 661 calls are going up even thought SPY is going down?

Onurb86

Ridiculous pump, SPY should be close to 600

GrossFleshSack

Alright, im heavily leveraged for iran negotiations to be absolute nothingness and the conflict to shortly resume, the strait to remain closed. SPY puts, USO calls, fertilizers(NTR) calls, and for a little fun we got those BYND calls too.

grimandnordic1

Looks like SPY $700's back on the menu boys *entrails flying all over*

totally_possible

I'm gonna ask AI to make me a SPY-AI ETF

Sledgahammer

I trust this pump as much as I trust the 1m SPY graph...

lysergalien

My prediction: SPY rips up to 664, everyone thinks it's over and buys back in/loads calls, then it rejects hard back to 650

ThinCrusts

Where do you see SPY finishing today?