SPY

softboiledjadepotato

I'm still half in. Never know, market's detached from reality. It'll rally on QE murmurs increasing, or Warsh could lower rates just because... If we do bounce back up to SPY 675ish, def loading up on hedges

Ski1990

I just looked at the make up of that fund.  Way too conservative in my opinion.  The whole idea behind these is you start collecting in 2055 when you turn 65.  And then you burn through it all by 75 because you’ll be dead by then.  The problem is if you make it to 65, you’re highly likely to live 30 more years.  I don’t want 50% of my money in bonds at 65.  I need 80% of my money still in growth funds because will still need appreciation for my spending when I’m 85.     It’s a conservative one size fits all solution.   Personally I have most of my funds in SPY/VOO. I don’t plan on consuming my principle and instead living off the dividends and growth. You can’t do that on a fund returning 3% a year. 

BeginnersDuck777

My SPY 250P might finally hit tomorrow.

Optimal_Ad5461

If market open above 650 SPY we can see a short term growth

slimeystevebob

!banbet SPY 600 3w

Wowmuchrya

Soon it will be day 700 of the war we ended 690 says ago and SPY will still not be at 700 LMAO

dljmonkeyboiz

Funny how Iran can close an entire choke point for global oil supply and SPY has dropped 5%. BOJ says they’re gonna raise interest rates and watch SPY drop 10%. We are not serious ppl.

callsonreddit

What are your realistic expectations SPY be in overnight hours and at open?

abroadbroadband

He heard about the 72 virgins thing and switched sides immediately SPY 72VIRGINS

cbusoh66

Pope Leo calls for global leaders to choose peace in his first Easter Mass 🥭's message on Easter Sunday: Open the fucking Strait you bastards or I unleash hell upon you SPY up 3% tomorrow because war is good for stocks, fuck the Pope

Actual_Difference617

Send SPY to $600 ya crazy bastards!

hodl_poke_stay_calm

Everyone expects the world to end soon, so SPY will probably reach new ATH in the next few months

jostradumass

SPY at $700 will bring a peaceful end to this conflict.

kal14144

SPY changing its name to Allah

88xeeetard

The fact that the market is incredibly manipulated.  Oil up 11%, SPY....up?! I'm looking for an entry down the track because with tariffs and the worst energy crisis in history, the market still hasn't crated.  Incredibly bullish.

Mindless-Bug-8397

!banbat SPY 635 19h

RealNerwel

!banbet SPY 570 1d

7fingersDeep

Could he TACO into Islam? “Praise Allah. I am now Mohammed Trump and I declare the strait open and SPY at 900. Praise be upon him.”

Odd-Dragonfruit-1186

I bought weekly SPY puts thursday at close. Given my track record, we probably moon all week long.

Oldschoolhype2

Its been 6 years since SPY circuit breaker. Please.

No-Improvement3164

Imagine SPY ever having more than a -1.5% day ever again.

__hey_there

Together with my SPY puts that I bought on Thursday bottom

Embarrassed-Sky6890

# SPY will be 700 EOM LMAO

Pro-Tip810

!bantbet SPY 17 64Y

deevee12

The market stopped reacting to oil prices last week once it remembered it doesn’t care what happens to average people $10 gas and SPY ATH. Praise be to Allah!

king_of_all_retards

#The amount of retards ban betting SPY TO GO DOWN IS EXTREMELY CONCERNING Bottom is in

StraitOfHummus

This is actually the dream as everyone will have their needs met and the market will only go up. But someone in the thread will still be advocating for buying SPY puts.

Hunt_Phoenix

!banbet SPY 646 1D

yeppbrep

!banbet SPY 327 1D

-TrueFacts-

SPY bout to rise like the Saviour and bers in shambles like the Pharisees and Sadducees

PhysInstrumentalist

Its going to be a choppy week, trade SPY or QQQ only

Pretty_Ad_7885

monday open OIL up 7%, SPY up 0.3%

UnivalveX

I've heard enough, pump SPY +2%

StraitOfHummus

One tweet and we are at SPY 700 by the end of the month

tomerh120

For all you retards. if you win X money. You take 0.5x of it and put it in SPY for good. Don’t touch it. if you have gambling addiction. Play with the other 0.5x or get help.

cbusoh66

WSJ or Bloomberg Headline if there's a big selloff tomorrow: Trump tells aides he is considering a delay on Tuesday's deadline after Iran signals willingness to negotiate according to people familiar with the matter. SPY regains Monday losses and adds 3% Tuesday.

NoKids__3Money

SPY puts lol. Like your broker is gonna pay you out in the event of nuclear war. Good luck with that. That money is gone, not that it'll be worth anything anyway.

dljmonkeyboiz

SPY would’ve been at low 500s by now and oil at $150+ if he told the truth though .. dude is a master class of market manipulation

ThinCrusts

Where do you see SPY opening at tomorrow? Will 🥭 tweet something to prop it up?

Xx360StalinScopedxX

If my SPY puts don’t completely recover Monday I’m blaming everyone but myself

ohgodthehorror95

I could always be wrong, but I strongly doubt it would ever come to that. And even if it theoretically did happen, all of our ports will be fucked unless you're all-in on SPY puts

cbusoh66

Bloomberg tonight: Iranian leaders are mulling re-opening the Strait of Hormuz under a new proposed framework according to people familiar with the matter. SPY opens up 2%

-IQ200

Outside of news, a lot of technicals on ES 1D chart saying uppies this week: Bullish engulfing, long leg dragonfly, tapped 21 EMA 3 times + MACD crossover. I see 100-130 points this week. ES 6700 / SPY 662-ish if it goes. ES 6500 / SPY 644-ish if it doesn’t.

S-Club-Party

The market doesn’t go down just because bad things happen, it doesn’t get sad. Unless companies will make less money, there is no reason for it to go. I don’t see why companies in SPY will make less money because of today’s events. Ultimately, nothing has changed.

cannythecat

SPY 700 C expiring friday only costs 1 cent, full port into it.

No_Skirt_4689

This is the week: SPY $700

shmito17

You might be onto something. That’s why +5 SPY activated

All_Hail_Xanthia

I bet the sheer volume of Burry's bad calls over the last 15 years have outweighed the one good call he made and he's actually now losing to buy-and-hold SPY over his career.

-IQ200

Fair. I’m keeping an eye if 350s hold this week. I’ll take a stab on speculative “buy the hype” pump + ride any recovery from SPY momentum if it holds.

BagHoldersOfAmerica

Based on what happened in March there will never be some grand sell off where SPY goes to 500 and we can all load up cheap, an every retail and hedge investor is loaded to the tits with puts which ironically creates upward pressure

VicenteOlisipo

Not SPY/QQQ. The war impact is not being priced in because of the blatant manipulation, and S&P + NASDAQ are changing the rules to make us hold the bag on the colossal IPOs of Mr Musk and Mr Altman.

MooseyGoosey69

Blackberry earnings is what SPY needs to be 700

hermeskino715

If I had a banbet, I would have lost. 🥭 🌮s Monday but he's 🌮 ing now SPY 800, oil to 50, 5 rate cuts tomorrow

YutaYutaO

anybody on call on SPY this monday before the 🥭 tweet

Axonum

SPY up 1%

Liquidtears

SPY +7% because Iran made him do it.

Turbulent_Goal8132

You need to hit some good SPY YOLOs

StraitOfHummus

* Crazy tweet - SPY -0.1% * Less crazy tweet - SPY -0.05% * Somehow rational tweet - SPY +2.5% * "Praise be to Allah" - SPY ???% Didn't have this one on my bingo card.

Axonum

SPY up 1% Monday open

JennaTulwartz

My *30 day ban* for pointing out how fucking cracked 🥭 is is finally up today!! Apologies to our mods who are not at all sad about how butt fucked they are from our glorious leader, I am glad the markets are doing great and the animal spirits are upon us as was foretold, and MOST IMPORTANTLY praise be to allah!!! Like Jesus I have arisen on Easter and like Jesus I will probably be gone again shortly because of the aching gaping anuses of the sad mods. TYFYATTM. SPY 700 EOW obviously. 

beachhunt

There are multiple ways to derive an options price from the same underlying price, so you can't neatly map it backwards.. Like if you buy a call for $1 and IV changes but SPY price does not change, your call could be $0.90. How would your calculator "know" the SPY price has not actually changed?

cruisin_urchin87

Up 29% And going to be up huge this week when/if SPY tanks and Oil rises.

ebfeebfe

I thought it was SPY Day, but its Power Plant Day

reaper527

> What should I invest into which is also cheap? "cheap" is relative since everything supports fractional shares. given the level of knowledge you have about stocks (very low) and the effort you're putting in (minimal), just do etf's such as VOO or SPY.

UnivalveX

things are looking incredibly tense by the hour which means SPY should resume pumping with another +2% tomorrow

absolutxtr

Nah you're fine. Market has had time to realize that the Oman toll booth deal was retarded and not a thing. Iran clearly says it's for during PEACETIME. OIL TO MOON. SPY LIMIT DOWN

Axonum

Hes gonna taco monday morning and say "negotiations are going very well". SPY up 3%

No-Improvement3164

How much capital are we talking to move SPY and QQQ.

findthehumorinthings

I moved cash to VT last Tuesday. Glad I did. SPY touched 629 and bounced. 12% down from ath with no indication of bear market drivers.

JuniorPresentation58

He lost it all because he was too antsy every morning waiting before the market opens to buy SPY 0DTE calls or puts. He always buys too early right when the market dose the fake out he sees all green candles stacking when the bell rings then to find out 15 mins later its a blood bath. All his calls down the drain it goes. He could never fix that first buy in problem it always gets him everytime.

IntentionWorldly228

48% or $32K. Have been trading SPY puts since February and bought PayPal at bottom

Mr_Canada1867

SPY 700 by EOM YOU CRAZY BASTARDS 😂😂😂😂😂 Praise be Allah and his council of 72 virgin goat oil analysts

siouxu

"Tuesday will be Put Day, and Oily Bool Day, all wrapped up in one, in this market. There will be nothing like it!!! Buy the Fuckin' SPY Puts, you degenerate bools, or you'll be living in margin call Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. Eternal Presidente and Big Chief DOLAN J. 🥭

callsonreddit

I think SPY -1.5% in Sunday overnight hours. Maybe SPY -1% in Mon pre

ebfeebfe

We had Powerplant Day, but what about SPY day?

WAULStreet123

Take your loss,and contribute what you can afford into and S&P ETF(SPY) and forget about it.

tika_dengu

Alien invasion will cause such a economic collapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens millions lay offs. If portal is not closed and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash below 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy below 100, that would be very much likely if alien invasion were to happen

madhewprague

War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. If strait is not opened and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash below 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy below 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen.

TrickyStatement0

The oil will flow again soon - you'll just have to pay Iran for it. Short the SPY.

vermilli21

Just for that SPY will hit 600 on Monday to spite you for not revenge trading

StopAndThinkPleaseTy

Still can't believe that oil was up 11% and SPY stayed flat on Thursday. Makes me want to revenge trade. Instead, I'm just thinking really hard on if I think market will go up or down tomorrow

Fast_Signature7684

2003 Market March 20, 2003 U.S. sent ground troops into Iraq. the market bottomed few weeks prior SPY then rallied 16% into June. By the end of the year $SPY was up 27% since the invasion

Fast_Signature7684

2003 Market March 20, 2003 U.S. sent ground troops into Iraq. the market bottomed few weeks prior SPY then rallied 16% into June. By the end of the year $SPY was up 27% since the invasion

UnivalveX

more oil and gas facilities being bombed in the Middle East, which means oil will only increase in price, which means SPY will pump +2% on another war is almost over tweet

dljmonkeyboiz

SPY called. It’s now +.10% on escalation threats and 4% on strait opening headlines

Clem_Backtrex

Interesting thesis but your XLE puts seem to fight your own logic. If Hormuz closes, energy names rip higher not lower, they're the direct beneficiaries of $140 oil. You'd want XLE calls as a hedge alongside your SPY puts, not puts on both. Also VVIX/VIX ratio is useful but it's been noisy as hell lately with 0DTE flows distorting the surface. The real tell imo is watching physical crude spreads, Brent front-month backwardation vs 6mo. That's where actual supply fear shows up before any options chain reprices.

Sir_Grindalot

https://preview.redd.it/14cknee84ctg1.jpeg?width=1319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6de39dae8f256e42b141cd7ff4850c75e0da28f Based on my technical analysis, I marked the:"lmao this is ez" point, when market makers started to manipulate SPY.

More_Advertising_383

On Friday at close I threw $6.5k at SPY $645p’s expiring Tuesday. Am I cooked chat?

Any_Refrigerator2330

!banbet SPY 640 5d

Any_Refrigerator2330

!banbet SPY 650 2d

Any_Refrigerator2330

!banbet SPY 650 2 days

Any_Refrigerator2330

!banbet SPY 650 by Monday

hermeskino715

Airlines better be fucking red on Monday ^(Also SPY/Qs)

Pale-Silver-8178

If SPY couldn't touch 700 it won't touch 600 play within those lines

Optimal_Ad5461

!banbet SPY 650 1d

RandyMossMN

I would literally just buy SPY until u have $200k  Put it on auto pilot 

Optimal_Ad5461

!banbet SPY $650 April 6

Original_Wonder6088

But why not do that in a tax advantaged account and hold puts or maybe put spreads 3 months out? Instead of trying to catch a falling knife, swing puts until midterms while adding SPY and Bonds according to your system?

SovietPower777

Impossible, SPY below 550 in 2027, mark my words

kellkinn

wtf does this have to do with putting my third mortgage on 0dte SPY puts? Regard.