SPY

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SPY not happy

gentlesandwich

You don't have to believe in chartology to clear as day that SPY is loading back up for ath

Inevitable_Estate459

SPY 674 even tho the strait is closed. As soon as it open we will get to SPY700 in no time.

Sea-Sample3843

!banbet SPY 673 1D

Sea-Sample3843

banbet! SPY 673 1D

AdCritical5383

>Michael Burry, known to close friends as Ligma, was hit by a bus this afternoon while driving to visit his secret lover and CEO of SPY, Martin Supdog. >Early analysis indicates he attempted to pivot his vehicle out of the way using witchcraft, shouting yeah yeah yeah yeah, I’m not selling but was too late. >Market analysts believe his fragile emotional state over the recent SPY short squeeze and his related paper losses were partially to blame. He appears to have lost it all. The plunge protection team certainly did their job and made sure there was no time to short it. >Later in the day an eye witness recorded Mr Burry saying Fap fap fap fap fap bagholder spotted !Guh sell oh my gourd I spilt my choccy milk. What will my Muslim wife think when I stopped doing no fap? I’m not fucking selling. Illuminati is watching. >We’re not sure what to make of this, but our reporting will continue. >More on Boomer News at 6pm. This is not financial advice.

Micheal_Hancho

Many reasons to still be bearish. Therefore, SPY has no choice but to continue back to 690

bearhunter429

#SPY and Nasdaq about to erase 6 months' worth of losses in 2 weeks. LMAO🤌

cruisin_urchin87

Is SPY supposed to slide like that?

are_we_there_yet123

If short puts expire OTM you keep the premium. You only keep the difference if you’re assigned and held the shares long enough to then sell the shares at a higher price. If he held the shares he would really be on the hook for $2M to pay for the shares and would be closed out immediately. How do so many people here not understand a cash secured put, it’s not a spread or margin account if you’re seeing this balance short 5 SPY 655s. The negative balance is what it costs to buy the 500 shares less what he has in his account, and he keeps the $156x5 premium when the puts expire.

chaosrealm93

why wont SPY crash?????????????????

MakeOSUGreatAgain63

Until the country that can not be named is leveled, we may never see SPY $1000

NotEasyOne_Regard

Sorry man, SPY ain’t getting to 610.

RockasaurusRex

Open the fucking SPY 800 you crazy bastards!

Kirko_Cousins

!banbet SPY +2% 1D

dljmonkeyboiz

We pump to the top of the JPM collar then drop is my guess. SPY to 682-684 then dump it.

-IQ200

Netanyahu 2026 so SPY can touch $0

Emergency-Ticket5859

When the world wanted SPY700 Netanyahu whispered "not today"

Inevitable_Estate459

Don't get distracted by Ber FUD. SPY will go up. We all know.

Popular_Song3371

To the bears who will be diamondhanding their $1 SPY puts until expiration after these idiots entangle us into WW3…. I’ll see you in Valhalla 🫡

Pazzaaaaaa

Is it just me or is this a once in a life time shorting oppurtunity. Oil still at 100$, strait is still closed, Iran will never give up its uranium and mango won’t leave without it while SPY gapped up 7% and is only 1% down from start of the war. Like it just makes so much sense that this will drop from here.

MainCartoonist2518

!banbet SPY 680 24h

Shoganai_Hito

I went full port 09Apr exp SPY $666 puts before market close. AMA

hermeskino715

lol SPY ain't budging. Bols holding on to dear life that Bibi ain't going to fuck this up

Not_KD_I_Promise

🥭 schedules a speech after unhinged tweets = buy SPY calls 🥭 gives good news and sounds sensible = buy Oil calls Market is easy

Ahamadrayasbaboon

I will baghold SPY until I’m in a casket. 

NewSanDiegean

Good call. I mean it’s terrible that people are dying but the ceasefire tweet was just to pump the markets. SPY will be under 660 again in a week.

Major-Bad-1203

SPY daily chart line straighter than Hormuz

Initial_Ad_9250

I asked for SPY700 by valentine's day but it didn't happen. Love is dead. I am back again this time demanding SPY700 by the 4th of July.

dljmonkeyboiz

SPY is pinned by the algos now. Get a 7% run up, war back on and best SPY can do is -.23%.

music_is_gud

We filling the $200 gap on SPY 💀

whatislifebruh

SPY concerningly flat

glutathionegod

WAKE UP, bols. Once this ceasefire officially breaks, SPY will only goes down from here! - (Regarded ber)

visageplayer

yea zoom out on SPY chart

Firm_Passage_6844

believe it or not SPY is gonna dump then V in pre market, open and pump then dump and close +/- 0.5% from yesterdays close lmao

Excellent-Skill-4647

Don’t forget that SPY still has to test 600. Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon

Regular_King_4157

!banbet SPY 664 2d

Regular_King_4157

!banbet SPY 666 2d

TrollerCoasterWoo

Are we putting SPY for two weeks until I**n gets another extension while they continue to block the strait and I****l continues to bomb L****n?

alfred250

SPY April 17 630s went from $15 to $0.4, blood futures cant help them now

Normal_Tap3021

Can SPY stop fighting and dump already

RunsaberSR

Pull up SPY and set to the weekly chart and zoom all the way out and just stare at it for abit.

Opposite_Day_9771

I bought SPY Puts this morning and holding HALO (Heavy Assets, Low Obsolescence). Once everything tanks I'll buy back in at fire sale prices. The outcome seems obvious for me from a geopolitical point of view. America is full of cut throat capitalists. There's no way they would let Iran/China control Gulf oil.

Ahamadrayasbaboon

If looking only at index levels at the beginning and end of terms, or from election day to election day, the sleepy period is remarkably similar to fruity’s previous term. Interestingly, the Dow grew more for fruity, but SPY and QQQ ran about the same. 

xxkupkakexx

assuming u talkin bout sleepy joe...wasnt there something called inflation that hit 8% and made 2022 the year where on any given day SPY moved +-1% on ave

doyer_bleu

Funny thing is if he's held SPY, he's made a huge profit Assuming he did have 2232 contracts, given that Spy closed today at $676, that's $21 profit per share. 2232 contracts x 100 shares/contract x $21/share is $4.68 million

Kalthiria_Shines

Presumably OP thinks this exercised, and some how bought 5*655*100 of SPY. Which means OP was already sitting on an account with $1,966,500ish in it.

kingofjingling

I’ve got a pile of SPY puts, a little over a month from now dates, but this market is the biggest pile of 💩dressed up as an open market. It’s gonna be choppy waters with MMs propping stuff up and not letting it do its thing.

Kalthiria_Shines

I'm confused, you sold deep OTM puts. Why would you have a giant loss? Or, like, if you "closed" on this you'd have a gigantic profit from what SPY did on this?

RonaldWRailgun

This feels like OP not understanding what he is seeing, to be honest. Whenever I get assigned puts even on schwab, it looks super scary because I get immediately a balance call alert and it looks like I am on the hook for tens of thousands of dollars, but in reality since I have the hundreds of shares in my account, I am only on the hook for the difference. This looks like one of those cases, sure his day trading buying power is nuked, but he now has 500 SPY shares in his account that he can sell (probably at a loss) to even things out.

zedk47

5x100 SPY @ 655 = 327,5k ... that's a few millions missing

StrifeRaZoR

Guess I'll throw some bullshit chart astrology in here for those that practice the dark arts. Going by a pretty damn accurate and reliable volume action at certain prices on the SPY and ES1 futures (the historical reasoning is that both SPY and ES1 always return to the price/strike with the highest overall trading volume...until it doesn't...and then all hell breaks loose) something weird just happened. ES1 price with highest volume: 6850 (with 6872 really close). SPY price with highest volume: 683 (with 685 really close). ES1 just pretty much tested that price after-hours around 7:30p EST. SPY, however, has yet to re-test the volume heavy price of 683. What does this mean? Fuck if I know man, I'm just pointing this shit out. (PS, probably means SPY will flush 683-ish before doing something crazy/going flat, and that could be after-hours knowing the current kangaroo market)

Specialist_Exam_8433

What if they are going to rip it to SPY 750 before we elevator down to SPY 600

poopieuser909

sharing my retarded positions so yall can avoid them: PUTS: MOS $23 4/10, DAL $57.5 4/17 Call: SPY $700 4/13, WTI $3.50 4/17 There is no strategy, these were vibes based purchases

Specialist_Exam_8433

Market is going up every day until it crosses ATHs. Start war : -3%, end war : +10%. Infinite money glitch. We will invade another 50 countries and every time we pull out the markets will be higher than where they were when the war started. SPY 1000 EOY.

WeakPeak1015

It’s impressive how fucking flat SPY was today

JohnBrownsErection

Funny thing about that - when I first got started I actually did gamble on biotech stocks by trying to pick the big winners from FDA events, and I'm lucky that I came out about flat. I'm pretty risk averse these days and mostly make the occasional directional SPY bet with options. I managed to short part of the recent decline, which was cool, although I sold too early to take my gains. I'm also in school but when class is out I also day trade futures a bit.

jay4281

Someone tell me where SPY will close tomorrow (down bigly) so I can get a good night sleep tonight (stay up til 4am watching futes move 6 cents a minute)

fudge_mokey

that is a very flat 24 chart on SPY lol

shakeDCbake

Not gonna be a problem. You weren’t actually assigned the 600 SPY it’s showing

Ok_Cry7572

Since 2003, when SPY has opened above both its 50 and 200 DMA while closing below both the day prior has happened just three other times- 2007 , 2015, 2018 Those periods saw declines of -13%, -16%, and -13% over the next few weeks

Certain-Activity733

!banbet SPY 600 4/30

tuds_of_fun

I can think of a couple large publicly traded companies in Canada which were 100% owned either by the Federal or Provincial governments before being made available to public investors. Looking at their post IPO performance indicates they were poor short term cash grabs for the government, but succeeded in forcing capital efficient adaptations compared to their pre IPO structures. Incentives matter, and nationalized industry begets bloat. The initial shareholders (government) didn’t have the same incentives as private owners taking a company public. 1)Hydro one (Only ten years in but outperforming the market in a monopolistic environment) 2)Canadian National Railway (up 3000% since 1995 compared to SPY’s 1100%).

tuds_of_fun

I can think of a couple large publicly traded companies in Canada which were 100% owned either by the Federal or Provincial governments before being made available to public investors. Looking at their post IPO performance indicates they were poor short term cash grabs for the government, but succeeded in forcing capital efficient adaptations compared to their pre IPO structures. Incentives matter, and nationalized industry begets bloat. The initial shareholders (government) didn’t have the same incentives as private owners taking a company public. 1)Hydro one (Only ten years in but outperforming the market in a monopolistic environment) 2)Canadian National Railway (up 3000% since 1995 compared to SPY’s 1100%).

PompeiiSketches

sketchy and uncertain ceasefire signed under inconceivable terms: SPY +3% Bombing continues, Isreal says its finger is on the trigger, Iran seems to close and reopen the strait every few hours, etc: SPY -0.20% Bers need to give it up. I am not even sure Nukes flying would bring us back to March lows. This market only wants to pump.

bearhunter429

#SPY takes 6 months to dump $67 points and recovers $45 of it in one week. At this rate we'll make a new ATH by next week. LMAO🤌

doyer_bleu

I don't understand how he did that with just 5 contracts. Especially as in the month before the strike date, the lowest SPY got to was $644.72. I'm a regarded monke, but shouldnt his maximum loss have been ($655-644.72)x100x5 aka $5140? Unless he sold 2232 contracts I dont see how it's possible. But then again I'm regarded and avoid options because I'm regarded

Massive-Assistant387

We’re in a Pinned Regime; MM and Dealers are buying dips and selling rips automatically because of their algos. SPY 675 is where it snapped back to twice, and it’s purely mechanical.

bearhunter429

#Since October it took SPY about 6 months to drop from $697 to $630 and it took only one week to recover most of that damage and take us back to $675. This is why ber will NEVER win. LMAO🤌

nyse25

Update: the mama cat found its kid SPY 700C 04/10

DeezCodeNutz

Hurry up and open Gyna. Maybe you can fuck some sense into the ES / SPY's

gentlesandwich

Serious question for the 5% of smart people in here: what is the explanation for SPY remaining flat +2%? 2% is huge for spy. I interpret it to mean that it will continue to hit high % increases for at least a couple days?

MusicNChemistry

These puts have already expired and SPY closed above $655 on the 25th of March? So, your loss isn’t real and you made ~$750

nyse25

there's a mama cat in my apartment parking lot wailing for her kitten, makes me sad n shit SPY 690C 04/10

dljmonkeyboiz

SPY is up 7% since close on March 30 over 6 trading sessions. Buy calls they said.

ckami_91

It’s the year 2030 Trump is running his 3 term with the 169th ceasefire and received the Nobel peace prize after declaring victory of World War III. Gas is $20 dollars a gallon and he addresses the nation with his SPY 1000 hat.. *And bears are still buying puts*

MythicSuper

Not sure about tomorrow but thinking of buying some 600 SPY puts for April 30… let’s see what happens

No-Meat-1439

So….SPY to 700 probably /s

absolutxtr

he goes on to say he thinks USA will stay out of it and leave Iran etc. to fight Israel on their own. WHAT ABOUT THE STRAIT? IS IT FUCKIN OPEN YET? NO? OH OKAY. SPY +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% Fuck this stupid fucking world and this stupid market.

Shoganai_Hito

If my SPY $666 puts print this week I am gonna buy a nice ass globe and find out where the fuck Strait of Hormuz is even located

No-Improvement3164

Was there a War? Oil prices seem elevated a bit but SPY only a couple percent off ATH. 🤔. Must have some to do with the fake date up top. Must be fake news too.

Typical-Layer-1253

QQQ and SPY almost at All Time Highs holyyyyyy 🚀 🚀 🚀

Anxious-Pear4200

!banbet SPY -2% 1d

cbusoh66

Ceasefire or any sort of agreement: SPY +2% No ceasefire or increased hostilities: SPY -0.2% It's not that hard

A10cc

If SPY drops 2% closing into the week, it'll be below the 200 day SMA again. It would be cruel joke if that happened.

Reasonable_Roger

Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread And serve you French toast again Well, okay, I still get stoned I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home ...... ------------------------------- SPY 665

Brodieischeese

Bears are quiet tonight, bulls are coping saying “everyone is being bearish so it will be green tomorrow” Tomorrow may be the crash of all crashes. SPY 647.98 tomorrow lol

DeezCodeNutz

SPY / ES eerily quiet tonight.... 👻

emilio369x

Not a single ship with oil has crossed over and SPY futures are still not moving

e_coolman

I have it on good authority from my Iranian cousin that they discovered a new oil deposit containing 100billion barrels worth, have named it the DJTrump Peace and Prosperity Reservoir and invited him personally to suck the oil out the ground with a straw. SPY 1000

Prudent-Night-9340

I made $38.00 on one SPY put today.

ballzstreetwets

Ok, so how is everybody doing tonight? Are you happy with all the SPY calls you bought? Sleep tight 😴 nothing can go wrong here, orange 🍊 will guide you through it

HearshotKDS

ATM SPY calls expiring in August

Federal-Ad-644

The SPY closing green yesterday and not 3% red tells you just how much the insiders bought, bet if it wasn’t for them buying it would have been -2% red tells

Pazzaaaaaa

According to the market, that’s worth -1% on SPY.

Scalpaholic

Thanks for the tip but US SPY/QQQ/IWM is prob the most I'll do for the near future.

Careful_Response4694

India puts are way cheaper than SPY puts and way more exposed to oil shortages. Consider $INDA instead.

CATLLM

This “ceasefire” is just to create an opportunity for MMs to get out. SPY 490

Scalpaholic

About 1 month into Oil Prices remaining elevated and no signs of coming down, regardless of the fake ceasefire.  Per people with bigger brains, the average Recession will occur 4 months after an initial amd lasting Oil Shock. Such as the 1970s gas crunch, the oil shock preceding the Great Recession, etc. My moves tomorrow amd over next  Will begin stacking ~20% 90 Day OTM SPY Puts during Thursday sessions on a weekly based on Wednesday closing price.

Subymoa

SPY is always doing expected moves after hours. A beach. I'm expecting 664 tomorrow.