SPY

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It’s that time of the evening where I paste my super duper mega shitpost: >Michael Burry, known to close friends as Ligma, was hit by a bus this afternoon while driving to visit his secret lover and CEO of SPY, Martin Supdog. >Early analysis indicates he attempted to pivot his vehicle out of the way using witchcraft, shouting yeah yeah yeah yeah, I’m not selling but was too late. >Market analysts believe his fragile emotional state over the recent SPY short squeeze and his related paper losses were partially to blame. He appears to have lost it all. The sticky plunge protection team certainly did their job and made sure there was no time to short it. >Later in the day an eye witness recorded Mr Burry saying Fap fap fap fap fap bagholder spotted !Guh sell oh my gourd I spilt my choccy milk. What will my Muslim wife think when I stopped doing no fap? I’m not fucking selling. Illuminati is watching. >We’re not sure what to make of this, but our reporting will continue. >More on Boomer News at 6pm. This is not financial advice.

Consistent_Panda5891

Look at the SPY chart 25 years ago. Story repeat itself

CheekyPooh

15 ships is enough to keep SPY's big green boner hard. This market is a joke lol

Comprehensive-Sand80

Down day tomorrow… get out then #SPY

Specialist_Exam_8433

TSM earnings next Thursday are going to give the market the first excuse for a leg down. Big tech will give the second. We are going SPY 620 by May.

cruisin_urchin87

SPY is the hot new meme coin everyone is talking about, and every hot new meme coin needs a good rug pull

Forsaken_World_3426

100% sell the news gonna happen. SPY will be back at 650 by Monday.

SouthNice7324

So SPY pumps on desk to open up the strait. When even mango admits Iran are not honouring it the MMs don’t care

cruisin_urchin87

I’m willing to admit SPY hitting $700 is a possibility. If it’s going to $750 it’s gotta stop there first.

XeroShyft

Down 40% on my SPY put YOLO. please god just let me make my money back and I will never ego trade again please p l e a s e

GuyFaulks77

My uncle works for SPY he said we’re going to $700 this week

zuziannka

Never seem SPY so flat

Uniquename34556

International markets over all but especially the developed ones are outpacing SPY by quite a bit. VOO is down -3% YTD while VXUS is up about 6%. That’s a 9% swing which in a slow market is huge.

Hot-Ambassador8740

If you think SPY is just gonna reverse after this insane gap up, you don’t know shit. I was permabear but we ain’t doing a big reversing at least until the ceasefire deadline

ten7four

If it weren't for this stupid ass mango and his stupid ass strait SPY would probably be at 900 right now

terrybmw335

SPY puts are a great hedge but you need to have something to balance it out, like selling puts on a 3x leverage ETF you like. So if it trades sideways you recover your SPY puts from the 3x leverage put sale. And if the market really tanks then you get assigned on your ETF but at least have SPY put profits to cover most of it.

AphexPin

if SPY doesn't collapse next week im gonna before getting evicted

Confident-Average299

Giga cooked. Your SPY puts have lost so much value that you might as well hold them at this rate. There’s a chance for a big red day off some news headline. If that happens: close those for breakeven, or as close as possible. That’s my two cents.

Lebowski304

Alight here is my degenerate and diseased…thing. Ok here ya go: I use a strategy that exploits market volatility at open. I wait for a clear level of resistance/support *after* open (look at where it was premarket only insofar as it relates to where at was at previous close). Also, most importantly, what did it do the previous day? Was it a big down day or up day? If it was down previous day, you are fighting against the current and vice versa. shThen I wait for a sign of breakout followed by volume. It is extremely consistent close to open. The only problem was this time I didn’t give prior day performance enough weight. SPY was down like 1.5% prior day and I ended using puts next day based on technicals at open. This was my fatal mistake. There ya have it

Lebowski304

Ok here ya go: I use a strategy that exploits market volatility at open. I wait for a clear level of resistance/support *after* open (look at where it was premarket only insofar as it relates to where at was at previous close). Also, most importantly, what did it do the previous day? Was it a big down day or up day? If it was down previous day, you are fighting against the current and vice versa. shThen I wait for a sign of breakout followed by volume. It is extremely consistent close to open. The only problem was this time I didn’t give prior day performance enough weight. SPY was down like 1.5% prior day and I ended using puts next day based on technicals at open. This was my fatal mistake. There ya have it

Lebowski304

You’re gonna love this SPY 0dtes

L0pat0

SPY 690 tomorrow

kingofjingling

A 9% drop of SPY for a moment, yes haha. At the time, we were at $640 and drilling down to $629(YTD bottom), then 🥭 said he was “talking to people” and here we are…

Groucho-and-Harpo

I would stay away from SPY, especially 0DTEs, since it’s anyone’s guess what will happen on a day to day basis. I’m just looking at individual setups, see if they make sense. There’s too much going on to try reading an entire market. PFE is still very stable bullish even through the mess. PYPL has bottomed out and shifted into neutral territory. SOFI seems it might have found a bottom but might test it again.

djai50

SPY looking for a reason to pull back, good luck tomorrow.

TJMBeav

I added more $SPY 6/30 650 puts at $1200ish per contract. Held my $USO 6/18 100 puts (almost sold). I am assuming this will be my port for the next couple weeks as the market digests earnings. Barring something radically different happening, the air raids won't be driving markets....earnings will.

Few-Frosting1634

SPY and QQQ calls

dxu8888

you missed out bro. you sold the bottom. When the pain becomes too painful, you will pile back in at SPY 800

kingofjingling

Basically if I lose out on these and they’re worthless I broke even in this whole Hormuz fiasco from earlier returns on SLV and SPY. Would be cool if one of these works out.

CalebVanPoneisen

SLV idk but SPY definitely imo.

DumbNutter

SPY strikes are too far OTM. Those are cooked for sure.

cripky

new fed chair in may SPY gonna hit 1000 get in losers

eternalpuer

Clearly this entire market is undervalued, SPY to 800 immanently clearly

Important_Yoghurt722

!banbet SPY 675 1D

Scalpaholic

You know SPY $1 is more realistic than SPY $700? For one, SPY $1 exists, and SPY $700 never has so far.

Clear_Olive_5846

God Please look at the SPY chart at 5 year level and you would ask the same question at $400

AncientAd3846

Aaaaaaaaand thats why SPY 690 tomorrow. Big guys gotta have spending money for the weekend

stockmarkettrader

Imagine if you just bought and held SPY stock.

-IQ200

All I’m saying is, SPY retraced perfectly to 0.786 fib level the day before CPI. Feels like the perfect storm for puts. 😈

ddrsdght

Do you pose dumb shit every time SPY moves .01%? What’s the end game? What do you want? Besides to release chemicals in your brain You lack purpose. Get a fucking life. Cuck

Ferret_Rough

And they got it last year except they also then expected SPY 300

Cordwaining

Bullish for oil. Bullish for memory. Bearish for SPY.

financiallythriving

Imagine buying SPY puts when it was sub 635

ddrsdght

SPY Call Holders WWG1WGA

cripky

CPI prediction: just as predicted SPY: to the ⭐️🌙

hayleybts

SPY on a 7 day winning streak, damn

Provolone-Jones

May WTI contracts close on the 20th. If the strait is still closed next week, oil to 250 and SPY to 900

Bravadette

This would somehow make so much more sense if SPY was already automated and drawn out.

GammaReaper_

Why use SPY? At 10 contracts you'll be much better off for a variety of reasons trading SPX.

hermeskino715

At this rate, hit SPY 700 tomorrow. Who would have thought that the 1 thing that was keeping SPY from hitting it was high gas prices lmao

Anonymustafar

!banbet SPY 600 60d

_rockthemike

!Banbet SPY 700 45d

Significant_Speed854

So SPY still ripping?

Level_Counter3062

SPY higher than when the war started, I don't know even know what to think anymore

Jealous_Archer_4522

*I used to think the SPY couldn't go up without MSFT. I was so wrong I'm now looking at cat food hamburgers in retirement, and getting a part time job behind Wendy's.*

Aware_Secret_8910

Claude would have a database full of ValueInvesting takes which would make MSFT and ADOBE be around 98% of SPY

poopieuser909

market's unstable, oil's prices up, fuck it im buying SPY 750$ end of month

dljmonkeyboiz

Future oil tankers to be built using SPY … it never sinks

bearhunter429

#The last time Microsoft was at this level SPY was at $450 LMAO🤌🦅🗽

dljmonkeyboiz

Imagine being in an alternate reality where SPY can close red… savages

orsomeshitidk

Its just not been very long since SPY was half this and we didn’t gave a massive energy disruption happening

Flat-Focus7966

The question is what comes first - SPY 685 or 665. In any case one will follow the other

LeftBullTesty

> mango post snuff > SPY sees a green candle they really weren’t kidding when they said the market runs on our blood, sweat and tears.

zuziannka

Could you guys please pump SPY to 700 thank you

twenty_three_three

my dad bought me a single INTC stock in 1999. Just now breaking even. Needless to say, SPY is up 600%+ and my family is still quite poor. Still getting letters from the holding company to this day.

GoMochi

SPY going to fall when the oil and fertilizer crisis finally materializes. Market is still in a blissful ignorance. SPY going sub 630 in a month. Sorry my bear is showing.

Equivalent-Quail138

I don't know what's funnier, writing a long social media post seething about people but saying "nobody's talking about them" or hosting a spontaneous press conference to deny allegations at the exact point they are starting to fade. Nothing is real, SPY 700.

WingedScapula420

Can SPY just open at 650 as though this week never happened?

Pleasant_Cod3747

I do think the market is going to be very volatile! I mean the war is in a temporary truce from what I’ve gathered as being in the military so that gives SPY time to 100% go up and form a new window that will make millionaires if you do it correctly. I was up 150% just in 15 minutes from 11:43 to 12:02 no joke. It’s all about certainty in war

watisdat

SPY 650P: Clearly missed. SPY 655P: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). SPY 660P: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. SPY 665P: Likely didn't actually fire because 🌈🐻 was already dead.

Pleasant_Cod3747

We all fall into that greedy full mindset though. We all see the numbers and we just hope it continues in that momentum like SPY did.. if someone could explain futures that would be appreciated

Aware_Secret_8910

They will post an article for every ship that passes and each of them will send SPY up by 0.3%

HazelKittenDude

doubt it, i've been in your shoes before, mostly with SPY. you're too far OTM and theta will kill any downward price movement. you're prob looking at them expiring worthless.

Fast-Steak-7730

Why don’t they just send SPY down to 500 so both bers and bulls can feast

cryptohomunculus

Nearly at 680 SPY, next week itll be 665 again. Prepare accordingly

bearhunter429

#I'm just waiting for a day where all 500 stocks will be red but SPY will be still green and you idiots will say it makes perfect sense. LMAO🤌

Dry_Philosophy6148

Can’t wait until Gold, SPY, and USO all go up 2% tomorrow

trade_thriving

I've been there man, not gonna lie. Hit a 10 bagger on 0dte SPY calls once and I was convinced I was a genius. Thought I'd cracked the code. Then the next week I blew half of it trying to replicate it lmao. The thing that gets me about these plays is they look so easy in hindsight. Like "oh just buy calls at open, sell at peak" - but when your actually in it? Greed just takes over. I think that's what happened here.

88xeeetard

Tbf oil is up.  Everything is oil.  SPY is part of everything.  SPY goes up. The logic checks out.

InevitableAd2436

SPY will be $700 while Oil will be $110+ They will rise in concert confusing people

Material_Car1682

Me today with SPY

ten7four

Not gonna lie, if we do have an oil shock in the next few weeks (which, from everything I've been reading, seems guaranteed), I would think that the reality of it would hit SPY hard and growth stocks even harder. Market may be a scam for now but I think it'll be impossible to ignore once it starts affecting everyone

SlipperyToots

CPI tomorrow, upvote for SPY EOD $692, downvotes for $658

LeagueofData

!banbet SPY 660 1d

Traditional-Koala927

I knew I didn't have a problem when my 200 dollar port prohibited me from doing school work— and I was jacking off while staring at SPY when my port was 60% down— and I had been shouting about stocks in a mid century literature class having recovered 20% on last weeks Tuesday rally— and I recovered my full port and was even up 5% today— and I went full port into Tesla at the top before realizing eight dollars buying power was a bad idea

Cantthinkofacoolnam

SPY GOING TO 600 tomorrow. BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON TSLA. UNDER 300.

Ridged_ChiPSS

“If the US wishes to crater its economy by letting Netanyahu kill diplomacy, that would ultimately be its choice. We think that would be dumb but are prepared for it,” Iran’s Foreign Minister SPY: +0.5% cuz stonks only go up

edave22

Boutta sell 50 shares of $SPY and cause an economic collapse

Flat-Focus7966

Back after losing SPY banbet of 660 last week. Look at it now!!

dljmonkeyboiz

SPY believes it. Oil believes it.

Grey-59throwaway

Anyone have any exciting plays other than Oil or SPY?

dljmonkeyboiz

Oil fell 15% and SPY pumped to 680.. I’d say Iran got punked

zuziannka

This market can’t just go on dumping for his BS tweets enough pf it we see SPY at 685 tomorrow

Glum-Pen6973

bears have to hope for bad news that only takes SPY down -0.02% bulls just have to wait 5 minutes and their calls double 😂😂😂

ClarkFable

It’s like a regarded 80s movie where Tango must keep SPY between 600 and 700 or lose his entire fortune, so he resorts to increasingly regarded maneuvers to keep it that way.

Thin_Response_2689

SPY up so much yet all the speculative stocks are still bigly down LOL

SimplyLuka

If $SPY can hit $660, I will make $250k 😭. I don’t see why tomorrow isn’t a dump day, Isreal is sending rockets again, there’s mines in the sea, something hit Kuwait, Iran refuses ceasefire without Lebanon, Lebanon is shooting rockets, Isreal wants to fight, I ran out of toilet paper etc… but hey you know what I’ll wake up to SPY probably being pumped to the moon because why not. It’s just how the game works.

Oneok-Field

If conflict in the Middle East meant a recession, SPY would be -$700 centuries ago. Find new FUD.

Glum-Pen6973

bye bye. bulls always win, SPY deserves another +1% day

zuziannka

Sheesh I am holding SPY calls for Monday