SPY

Dry_Philosophy6148

Can’t wait until Gold, SPY, and USO all go up 2% tomorrow

trade_thriving

I've been there man, not gonna lie. Hit a 10 bagger on 0dte SPY calls once and I was convinced I was a genius. Thought I'd cracked the code. Then the next week I blew half of it trying to replicate it lmao. The thing that gets me about these plays is they look so easy in hindsight. Like "oh just buy calls at open, sell at peak" - but when your actually in it? Greed just takes over. I think that's what happened here.

88xeeetard

Tbf oil is up.  Everything is oil.  SPY is part of everything.  SPY goes up. The logic checks out.

InevitableAd2436

SPY will be $700 while Oil will be $110+ They will rise in concert confusing people

Material_Car1682

Me today with SPY

ten7four

Not gonna lie, if we do have an oil shock in the next few weeks (which, from everything I've been reading, seems guaranteed), I would think that the reality of it would hit SPY hard and growth stocks even harder. Market may be a scam for now but I think it'll be impossible to ignore once it starts affecting everyone

SlipperyToots

CPI tomorrow, upvote for SPY EOD $692, downvotes for $658

LeagueofData

!banbet SPY 660 1d

Traditional-Koala927

I knew I didn't have a problem when my 200 dollar port prohibited me from doing school work— and I was jacking off while staring at SPY when my port was 60% down— and I had been shouting about stocks in a mid century literature class having recovered 20% on last weeks Tuesday rally— and I recovered my full port and was even up 5% today— and I went full port into Tesla at the top before realizing eight dollars buying power was a bad idea

Cantthinkofacoolnam

SPY GOING TO 600 tomorrow. BLACK FRIDAY SALES ON TSLA. UNDER 300.

Ridged_ChiPSS

“If the US wishes to crater its economy by letting Netanyahu kill diplomacy, that would ultimately be its choice. We think that would be dumb but are prepared for it,” Iran’s Foreign Minister SPY: +0.5% cuz stonks only go up

edave22

Boutta sell 50 shares of $SPY and cause an economic collapse

Flat-Focus7966

Back after losing SPY banbet of 660 last week. Look at it now!!

dljmonkeyboiz

SPY believes it. Oil believes it.

Grey-59throwaway

Anyone have any exciting plays other than Oil or SPY?

dljmonkeyboiz

Oil fell 15% and SPY pumped to 680.. I’d say Iran got punked

zuziannka

This market can’t just go on dumping for his BS tweets enough pf it we see SPY at 685 tomorrow

Glum-Pen6973

bears have to hope for bad news that only takes SPY down -0.02% bulls just have to wait 5 minutes and their calls double 😂😂😂

ClarkFable

It’s like a regarded 80s movie where Tango must keep SPY between 600 and 700 or lose his entire fortune, so he resorts to increasingly regarded maneuvers to keep it that way.

Thin_Response_2689

SPY up so much yet all the speculative stocks are still bigly down LOL

SimplyLuka

If $SPY can hit $660, I will make $250k 😭. I don’t see why tomorrow isn’t a dump day, Isreal is sending rockets again, there’s mines in the sea, something hit Kuwait, Iran refuses ceasefire without Lebanon, Lebanon is shooting rockets, Isreal wants to fight, I ran out of toilet paper etc… but hey you know what I’ll wake up to SPY probably being pumped to the moon because why not. It’s just how the game works.

Oneok-Field

If conflict in the Middle East meant a recession, SPY would be -$700 centuries ago. Find new FUD.

Glum-Pen6973

bye bye. bulls always win, SPY deserves another +1% day

zuziannka

Sheesh I am holding SPY calls for Monday

Any-Definition-1710

**!banbet SPY 700 1w**

DJ_Mimosa

It is weird that SPY is now higher than when the war started, despite oil still being 50% higher and a significantly smaller chance of a rate cut occurring this year. Even today SPY was up this morning even though the 10yr yield and oil were up, but then when both fell, SPY rallied even harder. It feels mechanical. This doesn't mean it will snap back though. After the tariff correction last year, we saw SPY erase all loses then add another 20% for good measure hah.

Any-Definition-1710

!banbet SPY 700 1W

ThanksDependent1001

CPI tomorrow, cost for the average Joe went up 99%🥭tweet to follow, saying a whole civilization is about to be gone, SPY rockets to $690!

Any-Definition-1710

!banbet SPY 687 1W

Glum-Pen6973

Shut up, only calls. SPY only goes up

WildConsideration376

SPY $580 EOD March 2026 CPI data is projected to be "hot" or unexpectedly high, with estimates forecasting a potential 0.9% monthly increase and 3.3%–3.7% annually, driven largely by surging gasoline prices. This would mark a significant acceleration from the 2.4% annual rate seen in February and threaten to keep interest rates higher for longer

mikeytho1

It's always like "let me see if I can't make a few extra bucks on a quick scalp" then almost inevitably SPY goes the opposite direction or I get theta'd. Need to just swear off power hour for good.

ThanksDependent1001

50k on SPY 681. There ya go! 🫡

Quick1711

I bought a SPY call and lost $24 cuz I took a nap.

Any_Refrigerator2330

7 days green for SPY. It's just crazy!! !banbet

yung_white_branch

find me in the gay bear bar $676 putters +50 0DTE SPY

ImpressiveAmount4684

SPY 700 is a myth

FabulousLanguage6216

He is fixing the pool. SPY to 900!!

nferatsa

I’m shorting SPY tomorrow，wish me luck!

angrybubblez

!Banbet SPY 660 3W

LeagueofData

I'm up to my eyeballs in SPY puts. Can't even look at my trading app, it's too scary.

BigShmokeBuffer

Bought SPY 670 puts yesterday on “shaky ceasefire” narrative and they were down 4k before midday today.  I ate the loss when I read the supreme leader statement and heard about Iran’s call with Saudi’s today. Ber case is hoping for hot cpi tomorrow and then Iran start firing again over the weekend, but I think Iran are done. Khamenei’s whole family got wiped but instead of talking about taking heads, he’s talking about not wanting war and compensation instead. NATO nations talking about assisting with opening Hormuz. If CPI comes in hot, market will just shrug and say “the cause is over now, back to normal”. Watch SPY get fuckin’ vaporised tomorrow and the puts I sold will print bigly 😂

V12ncent

A degenerate trader on X. To be fair, he was predicting all of SPY moves accurately everyday when he would full port swing his account everyday

LeagueofData

SPY would still pump

Regular_King_4157

If you liked SPY at 680 today, you're really gonna love it at 670 tomorrow, lmao

CATLLM

SPY 10000 if nuclear war because poors don’t have bunkers in Nee Zealand

HonestScar7176

I have never seen SPY so detached from reality. We really are dealing with a different stock market

Few_Dealer6977

SPY 650 tmr pls 🙏🏼🙏🏼

pineapplekiwipen

why stop there if you're just making shit up bro just say nuclear war tomorrow and SPY -2000

pineapplekiwipen

if this pulls back, which seems likely watch for clueless bears to call for SPY 600 again

Kemilio

Everyone is extremely bullish in here, so I sold. Going 70% cash. Only up 1.7% YTD but still beating SPY so I’m happy.

Teckel22

My big advice to everyone: put the word Iran and Oil and trump on your block list. Just make sure no statement containing any of those words reaches your eyes and ears. Buy a 3x long SPY etf tomorrow will all your money. Leverage that 60%. Choose a stupidly long password for your account you instantly forget. Make sure you cannot log in again. Now just wait.

PropheticMurmurs

Just like that, one week later, the road to SPY 700 looks oh so clear.

Teckel22

Let's be honest, everyone knows the CPI is being manipulated. It's going to show some ridiculous low number tomorrow like 2.2% or whatever. That will cause SPY to rocket 2% straight to a new all time high because the Fed can now start thinking about rate hikes again. And that will trigger all kinds of buying from all the retail investors who sold only a few days ago (and lost 10% upside in 7 days).

Guilty-Deer-2147

I want to buy SPY puts so badly here

Senpai_Slime

We've had 8 green days in a row for +7% on SPY, if you didnt manage to get FOMO at this point you might just want to sit this one out

Fhyzikz

What time does SPY go to 550?

RockasaurusRex

Open the fucking SPY 800 you crazy bastards!

feifipart

SPY Put

ButterRollercoaster

I sold SPY covered calls this morning. Immediate pump. Underwater all day. Finally hit profit at 4:14:45.

softboiledjadepotato

2 ticks down oil, 2% up SPY. those are the rules now

shmito17

Bought calls on high beta stocks. Put on SPY that’s down a couple hundred but holding.

No_Sample_8375

You didn’t lose 90k, you just paid 90k in tuition to learn not to trust politicians with your portfolio 😂 Grats on getting the principal back and taking profit on SPY and QQQ, that alone already puts you ahead of like 90 percent of this sub.

According_To_Me_

Back to rambling? SPY back to ATHs

Mean_Bumblebee1945

then why is SPY pumping since 8 days?

supercrossed

OFFICER I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, MY POSITIONS ARE PUBLIC AND DOWN 73%. You cannot arrest a man who has already lost everything. I am JUDGMENT PROOF. My net worth is a Wendy's application and 47 worthless SPY put contracts expiring in 4 minutes. Take me in. Three meals a day and a cot sounds like a MASSIVE upgrade from watching theta decay in real time. Also this is NOT financial advice it is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE shared freely among consenting regards. Positions: 🚀📉💀

GoZukkYourself

SPY has been green for seven straight days. Bers: ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

The_Albertino

!Banbet SPY 697 2w

The_Albertino

!Banbet SPY 690 1w

sargsauce

SPY volume was like just a touch over half the average daily volume. With volume like that, the normal rules don't apply.

supercrossed

LISTEN UP REGARDS, THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE (it absolutely is) You think the CPI print matters? PRICED IN. You think the Fed rate decision matters? PRICED IN. You think your dad leaving for cigarettes and never coming back emotionally scarred you and affects your risk tolerance? BROTHER THAT SHIT WAS PRICED IN BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. I went ALL IN on 0DTE SPY puts this morning because Mercury is in retrograde and my horoscope said “avoid financial decisions.” Inverse that shit, we’re eating. My thesis is airtight: the chart looked squiggly, my cat walked across the keyboard, and the number went down then up then I blacked out. Bears think they’re so fucking smart. “Ooh the economy is overleveraged.” “Ooh commercial real estate is a ticking time bomb.” Cool story, the market has been climbing a wall of your tears since 2009 you miserable doomers. BEARS EAT GARBAGE AND HIBERNATE. That’s your mascot. A GARBAGE EATING NAPPER. But don’t get it twisted — bulls are just bears who got lucky and forgot. The only difference between a bull and a bear is one theta decay cycle and a Fed speaker going off script. I don’t diversify. Diversification is for people who want to preserve wealth. I am here to either MULTIPLY wealth by 4000% or explain to my wife’s boyfriend why the Wendy’s drive-thru only goes one way and I’ll be applying to work the other side of the window. My portfolio is 100% 0DTE. I don’t believe in expiration dates beyond today because frankly I’m not emotionally equipped to plan that far ahead. Tomorrow is a THEORY. What’s REAL is this ask/bid spread and my shaking hands at 9:31 AM. In conclusion: YOLO. Calls on nothing. Puts on everything. Theta is just time telling you you’re wrong slowly. We are all going to make it, except the ones who don’t, and they were bears anyway. 🚀🐻🔥💀 Positions: yes

Inevitable_Estate459

So tomorrow SPY 678?

Ok-Art6659

SPY will open at 666 tomorrow. Inflation is over 194837285% and no rate drops on the menu. Buckle up bulls. (Second Time this week I make that prediction) one day I Will be right

IndicationStreet9631

both USO and SPY up. One is lying…

Sub_Par_

Bought slightly OTM Monthly TSM Calls. 🥭 declares war over the weekend (2 days after my purchase) and calls plummet Monday. Instantly destroys all premium and never recovers. 1 month later calls expire worthless. Strait still closed, decide to become a 🏳️‍🌈🐻and buy puts. Market fucked but moving upwards??? Puts bleeding value. Market trading flat. 🥭threatens apocalypse and 30 minutes before close SPY gets straight vertical candles. He TACOs after close. Huge green dildo. 🐻 fukt. This is not my year. I miss NVDA’s bull run last year

Neel_Crashkari

Some people like to urinate on each other for funzzies ##SPY 700

barkwoofgrrr

SPY must be an index for some other planet, because it certainly doesn't reflect this one

Scalpaholic

Per my Simple Jack strat linked, initially grabbed SPY 540p Exp 6/30.  Then switched it out for a 544p Exp 6/30 after the Algos screwed themselves harder. Holding that and getting another 6/30 next week with strike based on outlined price. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sg4flz/comment/of3jueh/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

rand_walking_charts

Sorry bro. DAX red, oil green, even gold was dumping eod. Nobody can fight this SPY manipulation 🤷

poopieuser909

As an oil Bull, I have SPY calls for tomorrow because its gonna pump due to the prospect of negotiations this weekend

Fhyzikz

SPY 650 tomorrow would be dope

softboiledjadepotato

damn, all expiry's? I got a nice post market gain off 1DTE SPY put

absolutxtr

So Iran struck desalination plants in kuwait. And is hammering Dubai too. Also they've intensified their defense/ restrictions of the strait. SPY: woooooohoo Pahmp it daddy!

Grey-59throwaway

Loaded up on puts after swearing 10 fucking times I was done with SPY. Surely tomorrow will be my day right?

guhhhh_MU

First time ever buying puts today. 100 0DTE 680P bought at $0.79 and sold at $1.47. How did my fellow bertards do today????? Anyways back to being perma bull. SPY $700 tmr BTW

BobsBurners420

Some stocks actually went down but that didn't help the SPY put holders

Scalpaholic

Can you imagine the institutions about to File Chapter 11 because their Algos pumped SPY to $700 while Oil went to $200...and of course caused a Recession because 🥭 can't 🌮 out of this war Oil was above $65 for weeks?

asetniop

It seems truly insane to try trade SPY right now. At least reality keeps creeping back in when it comes to oil.

MainCartoonist2518

!banbet SPY 688 24h

Regular_King_4157

!banbet SPY 675 1d

zuziannka

The second Call wall is at 683 come on SPY

Rock_Flaccid

So SPY is up over 5% in a week. We're approaching all time highs, typically we see profit taking and other behavior that leads to small dips. Any chance we get that or was selling made illegal and now everyone just pumps money into the pinzi scheme?

cowman711

!banbet SPY 670 25h

moosewithamuffin

SPY CEO in peace talks with USO CEO

rwc5078

I bought ZM calls and SPY puts for tomorrow Either way I am fucked

7fingersDeep

SPY forming a CBT pattern.

bobbyd121

if you look at the SPY 3 month chart, you can clearly see we've entered an ejaculatory pattern. shit will just be all over the place going forward. good fucking luck. https://preview.redd.it/q33rtdj5x7ug1.png?width=1812&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ad0582fef17417911d891333a2b3b6753cf25c7

vik0096

SPY to 670?

Character_Pirate_152

With the ceasefire over and the war reconvening after a few hours of peace, I for one am not surprised that SPY is nearly at all time highs. After all, the market is driven by super geniuses much smarter than I am.

Normal_Tap3021

SPY pumping based on vibes and mood