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So about all of the loans you guys have been bragging about...
Sliver people acting like it’s such a volatile asset. LMAO
LMAO silver people think they’ve been through so many tough times.
🚀 ROFLMAO! - The Merger Nobody Asked For But Everyone Needs 😂
Bitcoin as the reserve currency of a multipolar future.
New Deployment from the Degenerate Trenches: $TRANCH (Tranchgender)
Trump attended the crypto dinner for 23 minutes and then left immediately without speaking to anyone
Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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Remember when you thought Swift was going to use XRPL but they ending up just making their own blockchain? LMAO!!!
SBI owns 9% of Ripple yet they chose solana. LMAO!!!!
bro doesn’t know about the money thing with Bitcoin. bro has 0 LMAO
We are all honest guys here. Promise, cross my eyes and curl my toes. Just post the 12 words and let us help you. Don't be shy. LMAO.
\>/ IBIT \>/ Hodler LMAO
LMAO. Unexpected Python.
"My investments have destroyed BTC over the last decade." So your investments did +8,820% ROI with a +57% CAGR over the last 10 years? jeah sure buddy. good luck with your fiat dollars LMAO
"zoom out" doesn't really work when he says years into dca he's lost all gains. What is he even zooming to? The 1970s? LMAO This ain't coca cola stock.
“I went back and forth with the AI for a few hours” LMAO
exactly. haha, stupid alts and eth, LMAO, BTC is king. While it's starting to be clear that whole crypto is fading into oblivion.
LMAO bro ur cooked idk what else to say
> Bitcoin outlives you LMAO. I'd say Bitcoin is half your age, but in reality, it's more likely that you're half of Bitcoin's age. To someone like you, it's obvious why saying "Bitcoin outlives you" makes sense. To someone who has even a tiny hint of how the real world works, it's laughable naivete at best.
Bro in another post: “yeah I laundered crypto” LMAO
LMAO dude you didn't include any other assets dedicated sub? so sad.
FET is the only decent bag here LMAO
Space X flippers back in cash while the market is closed LMAO you nailed it !
Very low bar lol Lemme know if/when we hit 120k again.... THEN say it is BACK LMAO 😅
Doesnt change that the bearmarket was predictable. LMAO sounds like someone lost a lot of money, huh?
LMAO. You are spot-on. Some of the benefits of age are highly under apprceciated. I don't if I am Right, wrong or in between I just want to be rich
You're the guy who wished the Genie to bring the other two guys back to the deserted island because you felt lonely LMAO
I bought 600,000 or so or DOGE at like .00004 and when it hit close to a dollar i spouted oh we’re almost there, im going to sell at one dollar. We’re almost there almost there almost there ……. okay it’s low we got this. Can’t go much lower, I’ll just hold. Yeah I gotta just keep holding I thought. LMAO. Wish I sold when it was close to a dollar My business partner hacked into my coin base and took 4 bitcoins and others. That was a huge loss too.
Thing happened once: Ignore. Thing happened twice: Ignore. Thing happened thrice: Bullshit. It would be funny af if this is true. LMAO.
No one thinks 32BTC hitting the market is what made it crash... LMAO People freaked out because laser-eyed "BTC Jesus" said he'd *never* sell BTC. He's accumulated over 5% of the entire supply and painted himself into a corner with debt obligations that are due soon. That guy sold some... Saylor could have sold 0.32 BTC and still freaked the market out. Fundamentals are weak in btc land. Saylor is almost all they have.
Right? It's like they're all oblivious to the interest rate hike and the inflation in the US caused by the Trump Iran war, combined with the IPO of spacex and plans of AI companies to introduce more stock to collect capital for investments. But no, the fact that one company sold a fraction of a fraction of their BTC, that's the reason BTC dropped. LMAO
Yeah, I'm totally sure *you* were invested in 2015. Totally. LMAO
LMAO! Sounds to me like this dude is sour that he FOMO bought BTC @ $110k and is now neg $40k. Sir, BTC is doing EXACTLY what it’s supposed to be doing. She’s RIGHT ON TIME ⏰. I still see BTC could realistically hit \~$40k Sept/Oct 2026
Lmfao all the crypto baggies in here malding. Yall don’t even know what the point of crypto is anymore u just hold and pray hoping to make some money. Remember when it was touted as what you would use to buy your morning coffee with and then it became an investment vehicle. And omg it’s so decentralized!! The US dollar is controlled by banks!! But somehow also bullish when the fucking government advocates for it as if that’s not centralization. Not to even mention the president rug pulling the country with it. Yall are delusional LMAO
LMAO!!!! The only thing cash is backed by is the peoples trust, thats it. "Youre not meant to hold cash" People are told to do so, majority. You and me know that we shouldnt know cash, but many many people have no idea, even if you explain it to them, they say "hey! but i get 3% from my bank" congrats...
yeah? AND? Bitcoin has gone through dozens of 50% drawdowns, even 80%, and it kept growing... you should learn the theory called adoption of newly developed technology... and then superimpose the growth of any of the majors stocks right now like google, amazon, microsoft, meta, netflix, etc... during the early 2000s... oh, and speaking of netflix... it nuked 90% and recovered, and no one talks about that shit... LMAO
LMAO you really thought you did something there huh? You can reply with as many emojis as you want. It won’t change me and anyone else with over ten braincells who reads this laughing at how objectively stupid the point you tried to make was, chief.
That was the ATH at the time LMAO
LMAO everyone in this subreddit trying to pump the price so that they can exit as soon as possible. It's really hilarious.
>Well it just started few days ago. LMAO!!!!! haahahahahahahahahahah >I dont know if its hedera or not, but i know Thats not link. It doesn't check either box. No one cares what you think, Swift and DTCC both use it.
LMAO.....OP knows what's Up 
>Their invention has everything to do with creating a path to drop chainlink entirely LMAO!!! Yeah, that's why they're integrating Chainlink directly into their actual platform, while you're sitting here pretending that compatibility with a chain somehow means they're using Hederas technology. By that logic, every network they connect to suddenly becomes their backend infrastructure. That's not how any of this works. LMAO!!!
OPsaid "fundamentals are still the same" as a good reason to buy... Ah yes, the classic "fundamentals" of bitcoin LMAO
A realtor bragging about jpegs in 2026…Bored Apes at that…you are not helping your cause LOL. You might as well just have sent a picture of your Ferragamo/Louis Vuitton belt buckle with that last message LMAO!!!!
You must be a realtor LMAO
LMAO did the lady just unplug herself or something. she just went limp and faceplanted down the hill then got runover by the runaway.
Versus just letting the banks rob you? LMAO.... 
LMAO I bougjt the top once, with money I couldn't afford to lose.....in 2013. Was so embarrased that I fell for such a scam that I just repressed the memory. Life went on, I packed a bunch of stuff into storage and took a travel job to pay the bills. I found my wallet in a box full of USBs that I had packed back then in December 2020 as I was unpacking boxes looking for Christmas decorations. It was our first Christmas in our first house. Dust in 2013 became real money in 2021. I sold the first top at $65k. Accidental HODL didn't make me rich, bit it sure did make life a lot easier. I took the time to study the pattern and came back to the table a better, more patient investor. If my 2035 plan works out, maybe I can actually retire before I drop dead.
This guy called Cardano an “investment.” What an idiot! LMAO!!
Flow Chain is. 1-2 second transactions. Amex and Visa takes 3-6 LMAO
Bear market vibes. "This time is different, the 4 year cycle is dead" LMAO 🤣
buying useless scam shitcoins in 2026 LMAO
> retired. I always laugh when I see crypto clowns claiming this; virtually every person in /r/cc is somehow magically retired. Nobody works here! I, on the other hand, am *actually* retired, and it's directly due to my horrific ignorance of crypto. I am so terrible with crypto that I cashed out my first set of bags during the 2021 run and bought my first home as a millennial. Then, I dumped my second set of bags when BTC hit 96k, and paid that house off and grabbed another one. The evidence is in my comment history, and in these celebratory documents I just received in the mail only a few days ago: * [Paid promissory note](https://imgur.com/a/Qv9RKDY) * [Deed of full reconveyance](https://imgur.com/a/5WWzR0L) I have been a member of this sub for a very long time; I watched all the Trumpanzee idiots flood in and get wrecked to shit, and I occasionally enjoy visiting to see if any of them have any regrets. I've met a lot of rock-bottom-stupid people here, but you definitely take the cake by tacitly arguing that the behavior of high-risk asset classes (and by extension, the stock market to which they're strongly correlated) have "nothing to do with Donald Trump." What a *fucking idiot*, LMAO.
LMAO you are so right this sub is retarded and you are the king retard
So you get taxed from WORK.........you buy crypto with your salary.............and then you get TAXED again when you buy and sell LMAO pure theft.............tell me why you should pay taxes on a salary which was already taxed buy the government......
What did Trump do now? Whole market's gone to shit, stocks and everything. LMAO, so much winning.
LMAO, glad I sold everything around \~$0.2. Had another 20k MOON in other wallets. Current price is below $0.01
LMAO Indeed - those guys are why it's taken 15 years to even get this far
Well I guess I'll just sleep on the ground! The "screw beds" chain of thinking. LMAO
What? You're literally making shit up LMAO I'll never understand the brain of a crypto bro, room temperature iq I'm doing great in the stock market thank you very much, no salt here.
LMAO RemindMe! in 2 years Some things never change
zcash has doubled since you said this LMAO. what a complete clown you are
Who? >Keen has precisely the analytical background needed to understand Bitcoin properly, particularly feedback loops, non-linear dynamics and complex adaptive systems, and the frustrating thing is that he's applied those tools to the wrong model of what Bitcoin actually is. LMAO Anyways, who?
Fr, I hate these kinds of posts. “People are just… blah blah blah”. Bro, NONE of us can do anything about this. We’re ALL aware of what’s going on atp. LMAO
LMAO you’re dumb. lol pwned. Yeah—you showed me.
"if I had one, I'd sell it to an idiot like you" LMAO. you are just that dumb that you counter your own argument wtf
LMAO wtf did I just read, ok dude.
You'll never hear from this guys again if it went like 45k LMAO
LMAO, it absolutely is not coming to an end.
hes not even professor LMAO
Why do you sound like you work at Burger King LMAO
LMAO…. This sub could be so much cooler….
LMAO at the billions the Trump crime family has grifted their way into just since the election after spending so much time tearing down Hunter Biden for making ~$11 Million off of his father's name. I guess they showed him how it's really done. 😂
LMAO… yeah they tell you to Gf. It happens all the time.
That’s not a contradiction at all LMAO. The fact you call that out shows you are arguing in bad faith. You’re wrong and you simply can admit it. Weird.
Bro was wrong last cycle when he blew up, and yet people still follow and listen to him, I bet he got this cycle wrong too LMAO
This sub has changed over the years LMAO. They use to remove any posts like this
LMAO, that first sentence is some Minority Report shit.
car manufacturing companies and airlines are scared that people may use teleportation devices to travel instead . Good thing no such technology exists. I’m just teasing. I understand that if they successfully make one of these there are a lot of issues that will arise across many tech companies and systems but the irony that they haven’t even invented it yet is hard to ignore 😅 cool read though it looks like when i’m on a commute i might play it on audio using ai , a tech that is already here! LMAO i just couldn’t help myself again!