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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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LMAO, 99% of you are broke idiots with a few hundred in the account. Shut up and quit buying into whatever FUD whatever other crypto entity is trying to foment here.
>LMAO! More cope. https://courses.cfte.education/ranking-of-largest-fintech-companies/ ?????????? >XRP has been made obsolete by stable coins they dont solve the same problem, Again you're saying this Apple isnt an orange. > which is why Ripple issued their own and why they're literally in a bidding war as we speak to buy a stablecoin company instead of using that money to grow XRP adoption. TIL buying circle doesnt grow XRP adoption... lol how do you think USDC swaps to other currencies? Again you need to actually look into the technical documents I linked you. So far you're two sentences in and have shown you dont know the topic you're discussing. >Ripple believes so much in stablecoins, they are using billions of dollars that you gave them to buy a stablecoin company and to then share the profits of that company with other Ripple shareholders; not XRP holders lol So you dont know how XRP functions, how Ripple works, How stablecoins work and now you dont know how stocks work. Is there anything else youd like to announce your clueless on? >XRPL has 100 daily users, Theres ~ 100ish transactions every 1-2 ledgers atm. so you're just wrong in your basic understanding. > 47th by chain TVL, Again the chain is specifically designed to not lock up Value. There is very little benefit in doing so. Fish dont run foot races nor generally have feet. not sure why you think this is a valid metric. >This is how Ripple works >Step 1: Ripple makes some BS hype announcements about something that only benefits Ripple. >Step 2: Ripple sells you their XRP (which they got for free) >Step 3: Ripple takes your cash and acquires a real business (Hidden Road, Circle, Ripple partnerships, etc). >Step 4: Ripple internalizes the spoils of that acquisition with the private shareholders of Ripple Labs; not the XRP meme coin holders who capitalized it. I hold private shares of Ripple alongside the XRP I sold. I currently hold Zero XRP(because I sold at 3.25 in feb) but you very much dont understand how their systems function which you've repeatedly shown. LMK whenever you're going to come up with an actual argument, until then im going to just continue to mock you and point to the technical documents which you choose to openly ignore.
"reputable broker like Coinbase" LMAO
The USD as a reference point is NOT becoming less meaningful. This is my entire point, LMAO. I agree with most of what you said besides this.
>largest Fintech company LMAO! More cope. XRP has been made obsolete by stable coins, which is why Ripple issued their own and why they're literally in a bidding war as we speak to buy a stablecoin company instead of using that money to grow XRP adoption. Ripple believes so much in stablecoins, they are using billions of dollars that you gave them to buy a stablecoin company and to then share the profits of that company with other Ripple shareholders; not XRP holders lol >Giant in the space XRPL has 100 daily users, 4 irrelevent apps, 47th by chain TVL, $250K in daily DEX volume (Solana is $2.5B) and generates $1,500 a day in user fees.Theyre irrelevant in the space. Hence why they cant meet with US senators. This is how Ripple works Step 1: Ripple makes some BS hype announcements about something that only benefits Ripple. Step 2: Ripple sells you their XRP (which they got for free) Step 3: Ripple takes your cash and acquires a real business (Hidden Road, Circle, Ripple partnerships, etc). Step 4: Ripple internalizes the spoils of that acquisition with the private shareholders of Ripple Labs; not the XRP meme coin holders who capitalized it.
LMAO ever heard of CT? Might wanna see about the community sentiment and idk, check the fucking chart, before you come smarting off like you know some shit.
LMAO bro said “BG123 prophecies” like we’re reading crypto horoscopes now. I’m not here spreading FUD, I’m sharing facts. XRP doesn’t magically become a trillion-dollar bridge asset just because Reddit told you it’s “inevitable.” Regulatory clarity has been “coming” since 2018. Big banks already know what XRP is. If they wanted it, they’d be all over it by now. Real adoption doesn’t need Reddit threads and “just wait bro” vibes for 7 years straight. And just to be clear, I didn’t call you “tough guy” to insult you, I said it because you’re acting like one. This ain’t about emotions, it’s about fundamentals. If you’re this triggered over a different opinion, maybe you’re not as confident in your bags as you pretend to be lmao. Stay calm, zoom out, and stop projecting hopium as prophecy. You’ll thank me later lol.
damn is LMAO 
LMAO! Yeah the limit is insane... but the things we do right. I use strike for btc. RH I use to gamble with some of the alts. Take profit into btc, then move out. Otherwise I gamble some with stocks. I was thinking of switching back to Etrade after they implement crypto, but after seeing trouble people have there too, trouble cannot be escaped. At this point I wish we could just defi and then deposit usdc directly into a bank. Naturally legacy banking would roll over dead before that happens. Here is where I hope my some magic moon Trump is worth getting something done.
That's the first thing I thought, LMAO I wonder if his dad and aunt got him into video games, email, and smartphones while he was playing board games, shipping snailmail, and using a rotary phone.
Ok have fun calculating what this car actually costs in 10 years LMAO.
Listen here, I got this $5 set of pliers I'd like to sell you for all your Bitcoin! LMAO 🤣 (I didn't have anything but a giggle either.)
LMAO this brings back memories. Every OG remembers the shenanigans of the NXT project, their dev team, delusional members and all the offshoot money grab scams they created. It was all big talks and fairy tails. I spoke to several members of the dev team of these projects, so many red flags and the delusion was just fascinating. Don't forget about JL777, Grewal Satinder and their SuperNET, Komodo project. Ow god the scams were next level back in the days, no shame whatsoever. Yeah, you could put them in the Sam Bankman- Fried bucket if you ask me. They actually think they did not nothing wrong.
yup, the customer service cant even change my nationality, so if you are not a citizen but just a resident of a country, the system wont let you change it, and support is unabel to change it either, so you just get locked out of your own account after a while without any possibility to do ANYTHING about it LMAO. But creating and depositing money works without problems.
LMAO, people here not asking how's Trump able to do that? How is that possible?
Insiders have been doing this for years LMAO
LMAO...the most accurate post yet.
LMAO between your comments it's pretty obvious you too, react impulsively and emotionally. You sound like a tool 😂
LMAO you got me, haven't heard that name in a long time
Yeah exactly 😂 god demn auto correct 💯 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Shitcoiners say that capital or profit from Bitcoin will rotate to alts to trigger altseason. Do they really think that $MSTR, ETFs, and the US Government will sell and buy their bags? LMAO
LOL, and not in here? LMAO
LMAO The idea that crypto prices follow any semblance of reason 🤣
Some bears here are calling BTC going from $104.5k to $103.5k a dump LMAO. Yes guys, now you can feel better about selling at $74k. Well done!!!!
“When people get bored of Bitcoin” oh you must be new here LMAO …. By the time people get bored of Bitcoin we will be dead
Humiliated? LMAO keep dreaming.
LMAO you can't make this up. 4 months ago this is literally what you wrote. "I’m not tryna be a Debby-Downer at all and just want to give my honest opinion (downvote me if you want) but I personally do not see anymore upside to crypto for at least another year." So instead of buying you're talking bullshit and now it's pumping you ask if you should wait for a crash or is it 'too late to get in'? Little bro if it 'crashes' again I doubt you'd have the balls to put down the money. You made your bed. Sleep in it.
LMAO, they have the audacity to say that when the U.S. dollar purchasing power has gone to shite since the early 1900s
Emma Reynolds. LMAO. Remember being a kid and just assuming that the people in charge of running things were smart?
LMAO so is it in like every other country
I enjoyed laughing at you 😂 All that crypto $$$ and you haven't bought class, intelligence...or a grammar book, WTF is that capitalization bruh? 🤡 shit's gold LMAO
LMAO.... methtards were always so annoying
I just checked the price is kinda low now, wondering if I should fill up my bag more. Not sure but... Let's see. Doesn't hurt for $10 ig LMAO
LMAO. This is satire, right?
Circle made 150M in net profit in 2024 and ripples ledger didn’t even make a million LMAO. Not even in the same league. Circle is 100% more profitable than ripple. Tell me more about their secret revenue streams
"Second store of value" LMAO!!! There is no such thing as a second place for store of value protocols. Either you're in the first, or you own the asset that collapses against the first. Nobody diversified in copper coins when gold took off in 19th century. Eth is the copper of the 21th century, easy to transact but awful to hold.
There you go again,, if bitcoins "don't truly exist", how do you have it on different platforms!? And you're right, since it's on an exchange and you don't have your private keys, it's really not yours. Not your keys, not your crypto, so you're at least right about that!!!wow 😂 🤣 LMAO
LMAO You see how quickly they turned on you?? Watching you guys downvote buttcoiners is hilarious but it’s even more entertaining when you downvote each other and infight. Then it’s like “no guys, I love btc, I’m one of you guys” 😂
Bro, this is r/cryptocurrency. I only had “please, explain.” And caught a downvote over it so I thought it had to be you declining to comment, and honestly, truly, I never in a million years expected you actually had the juice. I mean, this is r/cryptocurrency, a place where logic and intelligence goes to die. But nah. Thank you. I actually do agree with you in regards to the current state of such, things do need to evolve a little. LMAO I genuinely never imagined you actually had the slightest idea what you were saying though.
Look this dumbass thinks market cap is how much money has flowed into an asset LMAO
dumb fuck doesnt even know what a rugpull is LMAO
When you can see what happens from History the Roaring 20’s of the Great Depression so Hodl for the Rolling Blackouts of the Digital world LMAO… the Greater Depression of the Digital 20’s why does your understanding matter of nothing are you afraid of the dark😴😵💫 when digital assets are locked and accounts frozen and blocked faster than you type. Does it truly matter?
as a side note, r/Gold permanently banned me LMAO
LMAO no. This is not what "decoupling" means.
Didnt you sell your whole bag at 87k LMAO
LMAO like that’s an insult! Hilarious how people who talk mad shit, really ain’t got anything to back it up.
Yes 100%. How can i prove that. Cause I have some. LMAO. I pray that the coin launches. And the second it touches down. i'm selling. Anyone who has any would be dumb not to sell. If it does not make it to ICO. Obviosuly we are SOL. i only bought a few hundred anyways. But i was first in. So. at the very least if it ICO, i can 10x my investment. If any of you have any. Don't get left holding the empty bag. But its a scam. 100%. Check your blockdag messages. They are currently letting me buy more at my original purchase price. But only for the next 3 days. Everything they do and say reeks of scam/rug. We holders just need to make it to launch and then dip asap.
You didn't call shit out LMAO
stop projecting LMAO are you actually serious when you say that 99.9% of crypto people basically dont use stablecoins, tokenized assets, or defi 😭
Really so this rally in gold we've seen this year is because they didn't mine as much. LMAO okay yeah right.
Ok XRP\_SPARTAN, hope you enjoyed being break even after 7 years LMAO.
COOKED OMG LMAO MEGALULzzzzzz.
LMAO. Even the shittest country have internet.
LMAO we will see a new ath once the tariffs are removed
LMAO, I actually contemplated this very thing.
This isn’t delusional this is straight up delirium LMAO
Lmao you are so dumb you think I didn't know that? And really felt the urgency to show the numbers?? LMAO Go look any company first 10 years from when they were built and you will see ×1000 the value, it is just dumb perspective you are looking at. Probably you are to dumb to dive into the numbers lol.
Same advice given to everyone who bought over $100K - "load up this is the last time you will get it near $100K". LMAO!
Not even 2 week passed ... LMAO ... If funny how you just have to zoom out to see how much of a clown post this is ...
XRP/ETH chart is pretty insane. Converting all my ETH to XRP back in 2020 is finally paying off LMAO.
LMAO - this is a joke right? Like take those off the mantle before family see those butt plugs! [https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/what-are-butt-plugs-used-for#What-exactly-are-they](https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/what-are-butt-plugs-used-for#What-exactly-are-they)
Now you’re changing your math again. (52 + 5) =57 and (52+5) x 5 =285. What kind of autism do you have? 26 x 5,000 =130,000 BEFORE TAXES LMAO. TAKE HOME IS NOT 5k.
The best part is, the majority of US voters didn't understand what tariffs were. They actually believed Trump and his sycophants when they said that tariffs would lower prices, LMAO.
I posted on facebook group yesterday that we will see 76k zone and 120 people laughed at me LMAO feels so good to put a stick in em all
LMAO I hate Trump as much as the next person but if this isn't also a buy signal I don't know what is Textbook capitulation with that entire post
LMAO at people buying now when the next 3 years it will be 25%, 50% and 75% cheaper than it is today.
LMAO. Ask ChatGPT about optimal path for divorce
Minus 7 reddit points when I clearly had better comments, so glad I didn't grow up on reddit LMAO
> xrp is printed out of thin air by ripple labs LMAO. thats arguably worse https://github.com/XRPLF/rippled/commit/f0e3383856a8923e55b0f10e7822de9031b7159e XRP was only created 1 time and it was before Ripple labs existed. Nobody can create more of it.
obviously they will be happy about that. it's better than what you did - putting all your money into equities on the same day it crashed 6% LMAO
xrp is printed out of thin air by ripple labs LMAO. thats arguably worse
LMAO, you fucking got me so good with this one!
I actually flat out don’t believe OP has “been in crypto for 10 years” simply due to the fact that they called it crypto. In 2015, you were in Bitcoin. People who were in Bitcoin in 2015 don’t post this kinda shit if they even take the time to post at all. Imagine having a hard eight figures in the bank and even bothering to log in to Reddit LMAO
Lol what are the odds that this “flight” is actually your mom telling you that you need to get to bed because it’s a school night? “NuH uH! YoU’rE tHe OnE wHo Is CrYiNg!!1” That’s how you sound right now. You going to tell mummy that the big kids are picking on you? LMAO!!