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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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Why would I be jealous about buying at ATH levels LMAO.
Stock down 71.69% today after ETH news LMAO
The biggest catalyst i know, is when you sell your holding. It usually always work. LMAO
I put about $140k a year on my card, and currently have Chase Sapphire for travel. Obviously the details aren’t out yet so can’t determine if this is worth it or not, but to LMAO it immediately because it costs $400 a year is stupid.
The irony bro. The guy literally says 5% of the value of THE bitcoin, referring to the $2000 of bitcoin OOP has. So yes. It indeed is 5%. So much for reading comprehension LMAO
LMAO $30 a month PLUS $50 a year for the card. Just buy $410 in Bitcoin without the monthly + yearly commitment.
Yeah that’s why the xrp community tries everyday to link ripple to Swift because they know how much volume they do. Now you have chainlink who actually works directly with them, but it’s not bullish for them, only for xrp if they are to ever steal market share from Swift LMAO!!
😂😂😂😂 Yea bro, theyre going to abandon their own existing system that’s integrated into 11k worldwide banks for a 3rd party private company that still faces regulatory issues and zero adoption from any top tier bank. LMAO
Im laughing bc you’re fucking moron dude. BOFART LMAO
>By your logic, women shouldn't attend college because there were more statistic then men did better in school then women. LMAO, what on earth are you talking about? When did I ever say or imply this? I'm sorry but you're just not a rational, sensible person and debating this with you is pointless. You're drawing up all these conclusions out of thin air. Stop letting your emotions dictate your thought process.
LMAO what are you even talking about? You’re fucking sad, dude. There’s gonna be another reply to this comment that answers your question about houses.
LMAO. Sincerely, go fuck yourself.
Damn I’m LMAO…not one comment about bitcoin,….Spock cousin, Grinch, Banana eyebrows Mr eyebrows, Hawkman….ROFLOL…..
Stellar = Centralized Trash, with half of the tokens in foundation hands and only 38 validators LMAO
>another redditor verbally submitted Wow this is so many levels of cringe I can't even. Why were you still thinking about this the next day? That's sad man. >So what's your preferred method of consensus? Because nano's objectively produces the best results (fastest speeds and feeless whilst maintaining network security) Nano's consensus mechanism is not safe. On-chain weighted voting means that the largest holders of Nano (or whoever control the largest delegated stake) litereally decides the outcome on disputes, and because there's no slashing mechanism, you got no way of easily defending or recovering from an attack. This leaves the chain vulnerable to 51% attack and it is therefor not censorship resistant. It's objectively a flawed design for the purpose of a decentralized network. >another redditor verbally submitted LMAO dude you cared so much you came back the next day to make this comment you thought sounded so badass omg :D
\> Toughen up buttercup and look past the words that hurt your feelings and into the content. Oh, you're assuming that my feelings were hurt? LMAO. The problem with emotionally charged language and ad hominems is that often those posts have the guise of containing content but don't actually have any content that I can parse out of them. I have read many an emotionally charged post about how this change is the "end of Bitcoin" and somehow the sky is falling if this is merged, but haven't quite figured out what the actual argument is. Maybe I'm just stupid, but the hyberbole and emotion definitely didn't help. \> I've been condescended to by every contributor I've spoken to including you Just passing back what I've been given. \> I don't support the dishonest reasoning presented to push it. I've yet to see an explanation for how the reasoning is dishonest. Honestly, the only "explanations" I've seen is that somehow Core contributors are being paid off by Citrea or something like that, which is just complete junk. \> you don't need to assume the least charitable interpretation about and of everything people critical of you say. And you should not assume the least charitable interpretation about and of everything that we say. \*\*\* In any case, I'm not particularly interested in continuing this discussion. I'd rather get back to playing with the Switch 2 I managed to snag.
WTFFF who lied to you bro. Just youtube it. People can crack Ledgers in under 30min ALL day already. In our life time LMAO u must be a littld kid because im 39 amd where Tech is now from 20 years ago and to think another 20 years HA Im prettt sure EVERYONE will be dead by then at this rate!! Lol
>Not quite true as there are others potentially othering the same functionality and thus won’t be the only ones to benefit. Anyone competting with chainlink services has already lost. >Fair enough if you think and want chainlink to be the more successful one but your sales pitch is too extreme which won’t do you any favours. I let their partnerships speak for itself. >Much like your history of shitting on other projects doesn’t make for good pr Now try and find Ripple in the list. LMAO!!!!
LMAO hence why you're better be off a wife if you're in crypto
You're the one sharing your story online with strangers, but I need to get over myself? LMAO
Ah im the slow one LMAO. Mb just skimmed at work
LMAO. Let's wait and see. 2025 is not yet over
LMAO. You got so butthurt after I caught you in your lies that you blocked my account. And somehow use spare accounts to downvote me and upvote yourself ? Do you not understand people can see when votes are not organic ? Even other users can tell that you used an llm to write your first response. "45 IQ? That’s actually lower than I expected" Well it is your intellect so it can be as low as the gutter. And I know you read my message, otherwise you wouldn't be so triggered... As I said "the fact that people like you actually believe that this cycle is like the previous ones is very comforting, because evidently you're not part of "smart money" dynamics". Now block this account as well Einstein.
LMAO. This guy is something else. He's gonna be broke soon
LMAO BET. There is another post in this sub where a few months ago this guy bet that we would be at 40k right now. He hasn't replied to my "I told you so's" But the blow off top will probably be around October/ November. So the bear market may have started 7 months from now. Make your remind me for 5 months. Please. I do this every cycle and it's fun.
>saying that you aren't stopping and leaving is yet again a simple statement of fact. You messaged, I didnt message you. Tough. >You're wrong, until you show me an article on the DTCC site explicitly stating that they AREN'T working with HBAR, LMAO!!!!! Thats an illogical fallacy, because youre assuming something is true just because it hasn’t been explicitly denied. The burden of proof is on the person making the claim.
Hahahahah oh right, so when they say Besu, they actually meant hbar? Securrency never used one single chain but many anyways. So in the end, DTCC ended up launching their main product on Besu. LMAO! The mind games you guys play to push your token is unreal
LMAO! Sure they are. Once again, how come I can provide an actual DTCC source they’re using something specific but you can’t? It’s almost like you’re lying? DTCC is built on hyperledger Besu as confirmed by the DTCC. Thanks for playing
Yep and a chance to ruin the screw if you leave the drill on impact mode LMAO
"I'm not even telling my friends, family or gf I'm a bitcoin millionaire... " Yet, here you are telling the whole world and every AI crawling and analyzing Reddit about it... LMAO So you're either dumb or the story is bs.
LMAO have you actually seen prison food? wtf are you talking about
ETF LMAO. Do you understand that when the banks collapse your ETF has ZERO value right?
The logo and print doesn't even fit on the plate. LMAO
>There are 10 competitors now who all provide price feeds. And only price feeds lol Would you rather use the [wormhole](https://www.reuters.com/technology/crypto-network-wormhole-hit-with-possible-320-mln-hack-2022-02-03//Pyth) and [pyth](https://crypto.news/cetus-protocol-hack-sui-exploit-full-breakdown/set) up? lolT heyre also slowly losing market share. Pyth just lost a huge chunk now that chainlink CCIP went live on Solana. Chainlink controls 68% of DEFI and everyday they absorb more. [https://defillama.com/oracles](https://defillama.com/oracles) >Chainlink is basically pivoting out of being an oracle and is now focused on CCIP Wow thats a new argument ive never seen before. But yes becoming a middleware interoperability layer for the entire Web3 and enterprise blockchain ecosystem is a pivot LMAO!!! >CRE (which is interesting, but not really related to their core design. JP Morgan and DTCC finds it pretty neat. >I'm just objectively saying that they don't have revenue I think you mean profits. >I hope they do finalize their POC with SWIFT and actually build something cool. I think I provided enough evidence to prove this will happen. A [Swift.com](http://Swift.com) announcement followed up by a live interview of a Swift rep saying its going live.
So like $200 vs $110,000 and they picked the $200 LMAO
LMAO you smoking some good shit my guy
LMAO soon Walgreen is gonna have its own L1
1. MUFG is the largest Japanese banking conglomerate 2. Its not SBI, its SBI remit, which invested in Ripple. 3. SBI holdings is not an FMI LMAO!! Still waiting for the Swift/Ripple link?
LMAO imagine using karma as a point of insult. You're the one who needs to touch grass. I don't give a shit about karma. People just happen to agree with me, especially when I ridicule people who so obviously deserve it like you.
LMAO another copypasta GTFO, child.
Bitcoin goes to 75k and thats a right off? LMAO
LMAO!!! You just copied and pasted the irrelevant XRP slop you see everywhere. None of those are Swift or FMIs. "Travelex" hahahahahaha [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial\_market\_infrastructure](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_market_infrastructure)
Copypasta? LMAO I know the "importance" of it. I'm ridiculing YOUR use of the term.
The funny thing is if BTC drops 3% rn there will be some moronic bears here reappearing and posting that "it's gonna crash to $50k" and acting like they are happy they sold at $74k LMAO.
LMAO, 99% of you are broke idiots with a few hundred in the account. Shut up and quit buying into whatever FUD whatever other crypto entity is trying to foment here.
>LMAO! More cope. https://courses.cfte.education/ranking-of-largest-fintech-companies/ ?????????? >XRP has been made obsolete by stable coins they dont solve the same problem, Again you're saying this Apple isnt an orange. > which is why Ripple issued their own and why they're literally in a bidding war as we speak to buy a stablecoin company instead of using that money to grow XRP adoption. TIL buying circle doesnt grow XRP adoption... lol how do you think USDC swaps to other currencies? Again you need to actually look into the technical documents I linked you. So far you're two sentences in and have shown you dont know the topic you're discussing. >Ripple believes so much in stablecoins, they are using billions of dollars that you gave them to buy a stablecoin company and to then share the profits of that company with other Ripple shareholders; not XRP holders lol So you dont know how XRP functions, how Ripple works, How stablecoins work and now you dont know how stocks work. Is there anything else youd like to announce your clueless on? >XRPL has 100 daily users, Theres ~ 100ish transactions every 1-2 ledgers atm. so you're just wrong in your basic understanding. > 47th by chain TVL, Again the chain is specifically designed to not lock up Value. There is very little benefit in doing so. Fish dont run foot races nor generally have feet. not sure why you think this is a valid metric. >This is how Ripple works >Step 1: Ripple makes some BS hype announcements about something that only benefits Ripple. >Step 2: Ripple sells you their XRP (which they got for free) >Step 3: Ripple takes your cash and acquires a real business (Hidden Road, Circle, Ripple partnerships, etc). >Step 4: Ripple internalizes the spoils of that acquisition with the private shareholders of Ripple Labs; not the XRP meme coin holders who capitalized it. I hold private shares of Ripple alongside the XRP I sold. I currently hold Zero XRP(because I sold at 3.25 in feb) but you very much dont understand how their systems function which you've repeatedly shown. LMK whenever you're going to come up with an actual argument, until then im going to just continue to mock you and point to the technical documents which you choose to openly ignore.
"reputable broker like Coinbase" LMAO
The USD as a reference point is NOT becoming less meaningful. This is my entire point, LMAO. I agree with most of what you said besides this.
>largest Fintech company LMAO! More cope. XRP has been made obsolete by stable coins, which is why Ripple issued their own and why they're literally in a bidding war as we speak to buy a stablecoin company instead of using that money to grow XRP adoption. Ripple believes so much in stablecoins, they are using billions of dollars that you gave them to buy a stablecoin company and to then share the profits of that company with other Ripple shareholders; not XRP holders lol >Giant in the space XRPL has 100 daily users, 4 irrelevent apps, 47th by chain TVL, $250K in daily DEX volume (Solana is $2.5B) and generates $1,500 a day in user fees.Theyre irrelevant in the space. Hence why they cant meet with US senators. This is how Ripple works Step 1: Ripple makes some BS hype announcements about something that only benefits Ripple. Step 2: Ripple sells you their XRP (which they got for free) Step 3: Ripple takes your cash and acquires a real business (Hidden Road, Circle, Ripple partnerships, etc). Step 4: Ripple internalizes the spoils of that acquisition with the private shareholders of Ripple Labs; not the XRP meme coin holders who capitalized it.
LMAO ever heard of CT? Might wanna see about the community sentiment and idk, check the fucking chart, before you come smarting off like you know some shit.
LMAO bro said “BG123 prophecies” like we’re reading crypto horoscopes now. I’m not here spreading FUD, I’m sharing facts. XRP doesn’t magically become a trillion-dollar bridge asset just because Reddit told you it’s “inevitable.” Regulatory clarity has been “coming” since 2018. Big banks already know what XRP is. If they wanted it, they’d be all over it by now. Real adoption doesn’t need Reddit threads and “just wait bro” vibes for 7 years straight. And just to be clear, I didn’t call you “tough guy” to insult you, I said it because you’re acting like one. This ain’t about emotions, it’s about fundamentals. If you’re this triggered over a different opinion, maybe you’re not as confident in your bags as you pretend to be lmao. Stay calm, zoom out, and stop projecting hopium as prophecy. You’ll thank me later lol.
damn is LMAO 
LMAO! Yeah the limit is insane... but the things we do right. I use strike for btc. RH I use to gamble with some of the alts. Take profit into btc, then move out. Otherwise I gamble some with stocks. I was thinking of switching back to Etrade after they implement crypto, but after seeing trouble people have there too, trouble cannot be escaped. At this point I wish we could just defi and then deposit usdc directly into a bank. Naturally legacy banking would roll over dead before that happens. Here is where I hope my some magic moon Trump is worth getting something done.
That's the first thing I thought, LMAO I wonder if his dad and aunt got him into video games, email, and smartphones while he was playing board games, shipping snailmail, and using a rotary phone.
Ok have fun calculating what this car actually costs in 10 years LMAO.
Listen here, I got this $5 set of pliers I'd like to sell you for all your Bitcoin! LMAO 🤣 (I didn't have anything but a giggle either.)
LMAO this brings back memories. Every OG remembers the shenanigans of the NXT project, their dev team, delusional members and all the offshoot money grab scams they created. It was all big talks and fairy tails. I spoke to several members of the dev team of these projects, so many red flags and the delusion was just fascinating. Don't forget about JL777, Grewal Satinder and their SuperNET, Komodo project. Ow god the scams were next level back in the days, no shame whatsoever. Yeah, you could put them in the Sam Bankman- Fried bucket if you ask me. They actually think they did not nothing wrong.
yup, the customer service cant even change my nationality, so if you are not a citizen but just a resident of a country, the system wont let you change it, and support is unabel to change it either, so you just get locked out of your own account after a while without any possibility to do ANYTHING about it LMAO. But creating and depositing money works without problems.
LMAO, people here not asking how's Trump able to do that? How is that possible?
Insiders have been doing this for years LMAO
LMAO...the most accurate post yet.
LMAO between your comments it's pretty obvious you too, react impulsively and emotionally. You sound like a tool 😂
LMAO you got me, haven't heard that name in a long time
Yeah exactly 😂 god demn auto correct 💯 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Shitcoiners say that capital or profit from Bitcoin will rotate to alts to trigger altseason. Do they really think that $MSTR, ETFs, and the US Government will sell and buy their bags? LMAO
LOL, and not in here? LMAO
LMAO The idea that crypto prices follow any semblance of reason 🤣
Some bears here are calling BTC going from $104.5k to $103.5k a dump LMAO. Yes guys, now you can feel better about selling at $74k. Well done!!!!
“When people get bored of Bitcoin” oh you must be new here LMAO …. By the time people get bored of Bitcoin we will be dead
Humiliated? LMAO keep dreaming.
LMAO you can't make this up. 4 months ago this is literally what you wrote. "I’m not tryna be a Debby-Downer at all and just want to give my honest opinion (downvote me if you want) but I personally do not see anymore upside to crypto for at least another year." So instead of buying you're talking bullshit and now it's pumping you ask if you should wait for a crash or is it 'too late to get in'? Little bro if it 'crashes' again I doubt you'd have the balls to put down the money. You made your bed. Sleep in it.
LMAO, they have the audacity to say that when the U.S. dollar purchasing power has gone to shite since the early 1900s
Emma Reynolds. LMAO. Remember being a kid and just assuming that the people in charge of running things were smart?
LMAO so is it in like every other country
I enjoyed laughing at you 😂 All that crypto $$$ and you haven't bought class, intelligence...or a grammar book, WTF is that capitalization bruh? 🤡 shit's gold LMAO
LMAO.... methtards were always so annoying