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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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I have been here since 2017.... dont think being in crypto since 2020 makes you a veteran lol. And please learn the meaning of a "dump". The definition is not subjective and you cannot say it "was not a dump for me" LMAO
LMAO, but wouldn't that mean the turd is about to fall down instead of shooting up?
>chainlink built a poc for a limited use case LMAO!!! This is why I make fun of the XRP community. They did many POCs with Swift but they already said this particular [use case](https://youtu.be/Vce745hO4jg?si=cKVt5PHqRn2Mh_Yi&t=632) is going live end of 2025, its not a POC anymore lol >chainlink people continue to claim that chainlink will underpin the global financial infrastructure Yes, oracles are going to underpin the global financial blockchain infrastructure, theyre essential for adoption of blockchain. Banks will be using smart contracts for cross border transactions. Smart contracts need data that they underlying chain cannot pull themselves so they’ll be essential for pricing, risk management, and interoperability in tokenized markets. Euroclear is also speaking and sponsors SmartCon. Do you know who [Euroclear](https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/DASCPWhitePaper.pdf) is? They also talked about how essential oracles are with the DTCC and Clear stream.
>uses blockchain for no reason LMAO! Do you guys work in pairs?
Damn son, a tip? Where you at? I'll be over with my scissors and a ruler to mow your lawn. LMAO
So you're saying that if a person is unable to cite this information to you then you declare that it doesn't exist? Im trying to figure out how deep your stupidity goes. Let's assume no one cares enough to cite it for you, do you think that would make you correct? LMAO
I’ve been called a slut and every nasty word under the sun LMAO if you can’t beat em join em I guess. I’m so tired right now
I wrote: > There are on average about 150 tps settling to Ethereum through blobs at the moment and that burns around 3 ETH per day. > Issuance is currently around 2,600 ETH per day and so this is a tiny amount being used by L2s. And you replied... > You can check the L2 revenue and payments to the L1 yourself. I gave you facts. You can ignore if you want, idc. As I have said above, making up false narratives will work for you, until it doesn't. > And LMAO imagine pinning your hopes for a price recovery on a fucking github simulator. The fee structure and burn for L2 blob use is deterministic, it's just maths. The blob simulator is just a tool to do the calculation for you, but feel free to work out my example manually and 'prove' it wrong if you think it is inaccurate. Or do you just think that maths is a less reliable form of evidence than... well just making up bullshit and trying to sound confident about it?
You can check the L2 revenue and payments to the L1 yourself. I gave you facts. You can ignore if you want, idc. And LMAO imagine pinning your hopes for a price recovery on a fucking github simulator. Please tell me you are joking because if this is the best hope ETH maxis have then I honestly feel bad for you guys. You can "play with the simulator" all you want. I'll go ahead and own something that is ACTUAL money (BTC) and has clear product-market fit & proven value, RIGHT NOW. Not in the future. Not with some "simulator". Thanks for playing.
LMAO! 450k. This is why nobody should get any advice from Reddit.
LMAO - I love GTP written stories like this.
LMAO, Yeah just like "traveler's checks" in my own short lifetime. 30 years ago, not a single person here would have gone to Africa or South America without travelers checks ..... anyone under 25 probably has no clue what we're talking about Got a great exchange in the Gambia when I did research for my masters /BA, doubt I could exchange bitcoin there rn. Got about 20% more with legit Ae checks, they would laugh if I tried to pay in bitcoin or roast me over a garbage can fire till I gave up my passkey or medium well done organ meats
Where?! Take a look around in the cryptoverse. There might be one other company that spent money on a campaign to slander BTC. So yea, not all competitors participate in underhanded slimey business practices like XRP. LMAO are you new? Congrats to XRP for the newly minted bagholder.
I still have one lying around the house LMAO I like this Regret Calculator - [https://www.satoshi.co.il/bitcoin-regret-calculator](https://www.satoshi.co.il/bitcoin-regret-calculator)
LMAO If you enjoyed these images You will enjoy the BTC Regret Calculator - [https://www.satoshi.co.il/bitcoin-regret-calculator](https://www.satoshi.co.il/bitcoin-regret-calculator) Scroll back in time and cry. This is your shoulda-woulda-coulda machine 😭
LMAO - It’s been a long time since I heard of someone using a brain wallet.
That’s how trash ADA is. LMAO! Chainlink will be the only oracle.
You come in a BTC Reddit page to ask if you should buy Bitcoin? LMAO
No they don’t LMAO!!!!! Chainlink services are literally on solana.
>although i will heckle their limited data sources You are literally one of the biggest imbeciles on this board lol Polymarket configure what data sources they want or what APIs to query. If Chainlink oracles handled resolution via automated, verifiable, onchain data feeds, it would remove governance based outcome manipulation. Also on another note, Flare LMAO!!!!! [https://x.com/FlareDevHub/status/1938118511752097878](https://x.com/FlareDevHub/status/1938118511752097878)
LMAO finally, the utility we've all been waiting for. Can’t wait for the Fartpaper to drop and explain the tokenomics of gas fees
Where are you seeing that data? Everything has crashed dummy. LMAO
LMAO!!! Holy gaslighting Batman! And you think XRPL is the only infrastructure that can solve these made up issues that banks and institutions have with blockchain? When they’re telling us they’re successfully testing stablecoin settlement on private to public infrastructure too? “but does it actually solve their settlement issues with vendors/consumers? Nope.” Yes it does lol. So you’re telling me Visa’s wasting their time? You really think XRPL has some ‘Le secret tech’ these institutions desperately need, yet none of them are even bothering to test it? 😂😂😂😂
> Walled gardens 😂😂😂 They’re specifically working with chainlink and using CCIP to not create walled gardens LMAO. what do you think a stablecoin is? do you not understand what words are being said to you, should I speak extra slow? >You’re confused about what xrp is, it’s just a gas token. i mean so far youve shown you dont understand what you're talking about on every topic youve brought up. I shouldnt be surprised your once again mistaken. >So how does visa modernize their settlement infrastructure using stablecoins? They dont, they are simply digitizing their current problems. Like is it more "modern" sure, but does it actually solve their settlement issues with vendors/consumers? Nope.
Walled gardens 😂😂😂 They’re specifically working with chainlink and using CCIP to not create walled gardens LMAO. You’re confused about what xrp is, it’s just a gas token. It’s not some special bridge currency lol
> LMAO!!!!! Blockchain payment systems don’t require nostro/vostro accounts because they settle value atomically, Stablecoins are the literal digitization of a Nostro/vostro system. this is again embarrassing to read. >any properly designed blockchain payment rail solves it by default. and yet nobody can do it faster, at scale at the same cost of the XRPL. funny how that 13+ year old tech works isnt it. >Look at your community coping hahahahahaha >https://x.com/SMQKEDQG/status/1937519591686557841 my "community" is some retard on twitter? you hear how extra dumb you sound right now right?
LMAO sure they don’t buddy. Your stupid ass community thinks Mastercard is now partnered with ripple because of chainlink Hahahahahahaha
LMAO!!!!! Blockchain payment systems don’t require nostro/vostro accounts because they settle value atomically, directly and instantly across interoperable distributed ledgers. Funny enough, the only people still obsessing over these nostro/vostro accounts are XRP cultists clinging to a narrative from 2017. It’s like they think it’s a problem exclusive to XRPL, when in reality, any properly designed blockchain payment rail solves it by default. The funniest part of all this, is the fact that no big institution is testing XRPL for anything right now. Every recent test of a bank using blockchain are using stablecoins, private chains and ccip. You continue to ignore evidence that proves this is the way forward, but youre worried about your bags. Look at your community coping hahahahahaha [https://x.com/SMQKEDQG/status/1937519591686557841](https://x.com/SMQKEDQG/status/1937519591686557841)
LMAO not the 'low IQ awakening' 😂 But seriously, if X Money delivers, this could get interesting. Got more alpha? Slide into my messages 👀
Youre actually a dunce LMAO!!!! So Mike Belshe is incorrect?
Oh my god you people are so dumb. Swift is not a 3rd party. It’s owned and run by the banks ffs. Banks also don’t depend on visas own payment rails for their own internal transactions LMAO.
LMAO.. The stability these days is quite remarkable. Hella Geopolitical conflicts going on and this baby is holding strong
hahahahahahahahhahahahaha you are so fucking mad arent ya snowflake? Maybe your goofy ass should have managed your 401k better. LMAO
You put Granny's money in fucking meme coins?! Bruh! LMAO I'm praying for a hard rebound for you, not even joking.
sound like you're defending a cult... LMAO... a bit much bud.
LMAO thanks for the alert, noticed that it's lower so I'll buy more than usual this month
LMAO... suuuuure... let's go with that.
How to say you're mad you've missed life changing gains without saying so. LMAO.
It just dropped below 100k LMAO. As expected the whales havent fully cleared their positions yet. They were slowly offloading and supporting as much as they can without too much costs. Now too many retails are selling after iranian parliament approves the closure of hormuz. They cant take too much selling pressure and removed the support.
Yes just hold your breath , grab all the hopium you can hold because alt season is right around the corner… #months-now…. LMAO
LMAO Biden was president for four years. BTC is a global commodity- I get that you people are obsessed with Trump and blindly hate absolutely everything about him. But have a little bit of common sense and some perspective before you start shaking and rage-posting in arenas that have nothing to do with American politics
>Well they will be a part of it. Circle has huge hands in stablecoin and the iso20022 update next month directly effects Circle and xrp as they are the only ones that are directly a part of that launch LMAO!! Ripple has nothing to do with ISO20022. [https://x.com/JoelKatz/status/1644643775527161856](https://x.com/JoelKatz/status/1644643775527161856)
LMAO - can I have some of your hopium? Please ask GPT to correlate these figures to current m2 money supply and if it is deemed realistic. Ask what an average home will cost in 2040 based on your theory.
> When arguably there is more utility and better tech in other cryptos? LMAO. Nobody is going to engage with you on this nonsense. What a joke.
https://cointelegraph.com/news/chainlink-jp-morgan-ondo-crosschain-dvp-settlement LMAO, Says the xerper lol the article says otherwise. They tested a DvP transaction from a private chain to a public chain. Why would they use someone else private chain hahahaha
>Overhead Youre actually worried about walmarts overhead if they create their own stablecoin LMAO!!! You know how much theyre worth right? >Not their expertise Money does amazing things. >Appealing to existing crypto users lol. No one gives a rats ass about retail. >I just think more stable coins are stupid It literally doesn't matter when all chains are interoperable. >integrating existing tech would make them look better from my consumer pov. Theyre not trying to impress you.
What project? LMAO. It is literally the definition of a memecoin. You did not know this before buying?
Why would I be jealous about buying at ATH levels LMAO.
Stock down 71.69% today after ETH news LMAO
The biggest catalyst i know, is when you sell your holding. It usually always work. LMAO
I put about $140k a year on my card, and currently have Chase Sapphire for travel. Obviously the details aren’t out yet so can’t determine if this is worth it or not, but to LMAO it immediately because it costs $400 a year is stupid.
The irony bro. The guy literally says 5% of the value of THE bitcoin, referring to the $2000 of bitcoin OOP has. So yes. It indeed is 5%. So much for reading comprehension LMAO
LMAO $30 a month PLUS $50 a year for the card. Just buy $410 in Bitcoin without the monthly + yearly commitment.
Yeah that’s why the xrp community tries everyday to link ripple to Swift because they know how much volume they do. Now you have chainlink who actually works directly with them, but it’s not bullish for them, only for xrp if they are to ever steal market share from Swift LMAO!!
😂😂😂😂 Yea bro, theyre going to abandon their own existing system that’s integrated into 11k worldwide banks for a 3rd party private company that still faces regulatory issues and zero adoption from any top tier bank. LMAO
Im laughing bc you’re fucking moron dude. BOFART LMAO
>By your logic, women shouldn't attend college because there were more statistic then men did better in school then women. LMAO, what on earth are you talking about? When did I ever say or imply this? I'm sorry but you're just not a rational, sensible person and debating this with you is pointless. You're drawing up all these conclusions out of thin air. Stop letting your emotions dictate your thought process.
LMAO what are you even talking about? You’re fucking sad, dude. There’s gonna be another reply to this comment that answers your question about houses.
LMAO. Sincerely, go fuck yourself.
Damn I’m LMAO…not one comment about bitcoin,….Spock cousin, Grinch, Banana eyebrows Mr eyebrows, Hawkman….ROFLOL…..
Stellar = Centralized Trash, with half of the tokens in foundation hands and only 38 validators LMAO
>another redditor verbally submitted Wow this is so many levels of cringe I can't even. Why were you still thinking about this the next day? That's sad man. >So what's your preferred method of consensus? Because nano's objectively produces the best results (fastest speeds and feeless whilst maintaining network security) Nano's consensus mechanism is not safe. On-chain weighted voting means that the largest holders of Nano (or whoever control the largest delegated stake) litereally decides the outcome on disputes, and because there's no slashing mechanism, you got no way of easily defending or recovering from an attack. This leaves the chain vulnerable to 51% attack and it is therefor not censorship resistant. It's objectively a flawed design for the purpose of a decentralized network. >another redditor verbally submitted LMAO dude you cared so much you came back the next day to make this comment you thought sounded so badass omg :D
\> Toughen up buttercup and look past the words that hurt your feelings and into the content. Oh, you're assuming that my feelings were hurt? LMAO. The problem with emotionally charged language and ad hominems is that often those posts have the guise of containing content but don't actually have any content that I can parse out of them. I have read many an emotionally charged post about how this change is the "end of Bitcoin" and somehow the sky is falling if this is merged, but haven't quite figured out what the actual argument is. Maybe I'm just stupid, but the hyberbole and emotion definitely didn't help. \> I've been condescended to by every contributor I've spoken to including you Just passing back what I've been given. \> I don't support the dishonest reasoning presented to push it. I've yet to see an explanation for how the reasoning is dishonest. Honestly, the only "explanations" I've seen is that somehow Core contributors are being paid off by Citrea or something like that, which is just complete junk. \> you don't need to assume the least charitable interpretation about and of everything people critical of you say. And you should not assume the least charitable interpretation about and of everything that we say. \*\*\* In any case, I'm not particularly interested in continuing this discussion. I'd rather get back to playing with the Switch 2 I managed to snag.
WTFFF who lied to you bro. Just youtube it. People can crack Ledgers in under 30min ALL day already. In our life time LMAO u must be a littld kid because im 39 amd where Tech is now from 20 years ago and to think another 20 years HA Im prettt sure EVERYONE will be dead by then at this rate!! Lol
>Not quite true as there are others potentially othering the same functionality and thus won’t be the only ones to benefit. Anyone competting with chainlink services has already lost. >Fair enough if you think and want chainlink to be the more successful one but your sales pitch is too extreme which won’t do you any favours. I let their partnerships speak for itself. >Much like your history of shitting on other projects doesn’t make for good pr Now try and find Ripple in the list. LMAO!!!!
LMAO hence why you're better be off a wife if you're in crypto
You're the one sharing your story online with strangers, but I need to get over myself? LMAO
Ah im the slow one LMAO. Mb just skimmed at work
LMAO. Let's wait and see. 2025 is not yet over
LMAO. You got so butthurt after I caught you in your lies that you blocked my account. And somehow use spare accounts to downvote me and upvote yourself ? Do you not understand people can see when votes are not organic ? Even other users can tell that you used an llm to write your first response. "45 IQ? That’s actually lower than I expected" Well it is your intellect so it can be as low as the gutter. And I know you read my message, otherwise you wouldn't be so triggered... As I said "the fact that people like you actually believe that this cycle is like the previous ones is very comforting, because evidently you're not part of "smart money" dynamics". Now block this account as well Einstein.
LMAO. This guy is something else. He's gonna be broke soon
LMAO BET. There is another post in this sub where a few months ago this guy bet that we would be at 40k right now. He hasn't replied to my "I told you so's" But the blow off top will probably be around October/ November. So the bear market may have started 7 months from now. Make your remind me for 5 months. Please. I do this every cycle and it's fun.
>saying that you aren't stopping and leaving is yet again a simple statement of fact. You messaged, I didnt message you. Tough. >You're wrong, until you show me an article on the DTCC site explicitly stating that they AREN'T working with HBAR, LMAO!!!!! Thats an illogical fallacy, because youre assuming something is true just because it hasn’t been explicitly denied. The burden of proof is on the person making the claim.
Hahahahah oh right, so when they say Besu, they actually meant hbar? Securrency never used one single chain but many anyways. So in the end, DTCC ended up launching their main product on Besu. LMAO! The mind games you guys play to push your token is unreal
LMAO! Sure they are. Once again, how come I can provide an actual DTCC source they’re using something specific but you can’t? It’s almost like you’re lying? DTCC is built on hyperledger Besu as confirmed by the DTCC. Thanks for playing
Yep and a chance to ruin the screw if you leave the drill on impact mode LMAO
"I'm not even telling my friends, family or gf I'm a bitcoin millionaire... " Yet, here you are telling the whole world and every AI crawling and analyzing Reddit about it... LMAO So you're either dumb or the story is bs.
LMAO have you actually seen prison food? wtf are you talking about
ETF LMAO. Do you understand that when the banks collapse your ETF has ZERO value right?
The logo and print doesn't even fit on the plate. LMAO
>There are 10 competitors now who all provide price feeds. And only price feeds lol Would you rather use the [wormhole](https://www.reuters.com/technology/crypto-network-wormhole-hit-with-possible-320-mln-hack-2022-02-03//Pyth) and [pyth](https://crypto.news/cetus-protocol-hack-sui-exploit-full-breakdown/set) up? lolT heyre also slowly losing market share. Pyth just lost a huge chunk now that chainlink CCIP went live on Solana. Chainlink controls 68% of DEFI and everyday they absorb more. [https://defillama.com/oracles](https://defillama.com/oracles) >Chainlink is basically pivoting out of being an oracle and is now focused on CCIP Wow thats a new argument ive never seen before. But yes becoming a middleware interoperability layer for the entire Web3 and enterprise blockchain ecosystem is a pivot LMAO!!! >CRE (which is interesting, but not really related to their core design. JP Morgan and DTCC finds it pretty neat. >I'm just objectively saying that they don't have revenue I think you mean profits. >I hope they do finalize their POC with SWIFT and actually build something cool. I think I provided enough evidence to prove this will happen. A [Swift.com](http://Swift.com) announcement followed up by a live interview of a Swift rep saying its going live.