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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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LMAO you forgot to leave out the end bit
LMAO that's what Canadians are saying about all the armed robberies, break-ins, car thefts, and violence happening in that country, but Liberal law defends the criminals and gets them out on bail as soon as possible even after a murder charge! Look at what the police chief is telling citizens, if someone breaks into your house, the best defense is to comply! This video was published after someone broke into a house and shot the father in front of his kids, the police chief is telling you to not defend your property or family. They have also been saying to leave your vehicle keys at the front of the house in a conspicuous place so that thieves can take your keys more easily. [https://youtu.be/VAhGXgyNGGE?si=sGqf7MjhVAvgfpmg](https://youtu.be/VAhGXgyNGGE?si=sGqf7MjhVAvgfpmg)
LMAO I read some of that measly 26 page paper. I stopped at “we estimate xrp success case at 25% and xrp failure case at 75% lmaoooooo Sure CCIP (Cross-Chain Interoperability Protocol) expanded deployments CCIP is now live on more blockchains including Aptos (a Move-based chain). Also Hedera has adopted the Chainlink standard for cross‐chain interoperability. This drastically reduces chain silos. Tokens & stablecoins on different chains can become cross-chain tokens (CCTs) and thus more easily paired, transferred, or used across chains without needing intermediary bridges that introduce slippage, delays, or risk. Cross-Chain Token (CCT) standard The CCT standard lets developers make new or existing tokens cross-chain enabled via CCIP, often without having to bake CCIP code into token contracts (i.e. self-serve deployments) via token pool contracts. This lowers friction: stablecoins or tokens that used to be “locked” on one chain can now be utilized elsewhere, increasing available pools and reducing the cost of forming new trading pairs. More liquidity becomes accessible in more places. Chainlink Runtime Environment (CRE) and On-chain / Off-chain settlement features CRE supports atomic cross-chain settlement workflows, e.g. the “Delivery vs Payment (DvP)” use case with applications such as Kinexys by J.P. Morgan and Ondo Finance. Atomicity in settlement (ensuring payment and asset delivery happen together) greatly reduces counterparty risk and makes pairing/trading safer. That encourages liquidity providers to operate across pairs/chains they might have avoided. Security and Compliance certifications Chainlink CCIP and related infrastructure now carry ISO 27001 and SOC 2 Type 1 certifications, indicating higher enterprise/institutional trust. Institutional players (who often provide large portions of liquidity) demand high levels of security and auditability. These certifications lower the barrier for stablecoin issuers, trading platforms, and funds to adopt Chainlink infrastructure for pricing, cross-chain transfers, and compliance. That fosters more liquidity. Real-World Assets (RWA) / Tokenization Integration Projects combining tokenized stablecoins/RWAs are using Chainlink’s Data Feeds, Proof of Reserve, and CCIP. For example, stablecoins like GHO being made available on Aptos via CCIP and other bridged environments. When stablecoins (and other tokenized assets) are cross‐chain and properly backed (verifiable reserves), traders and LPs are more willing to hold them. That increases usable liquidity for many pairs (e.g. stablecoin-asset, asset-asset via stablecoins) across chains. Automated Compliance Tools / On-chain Standards Chainlink has introduced compliance-oriented products (e.g. via their “Automated Compliance Engine” and standards like ERC-3643) to help tokenized assets meet legal/regulatory demands. Many stablecoins and tokens are wary of regulatory risk. Integration of compliance tools means stablecoins can be used more confidently in regulated jurisdictions. That in turn makes them more usable as base pairs.
LMAO that's me but 9 years in so far on BTC haven't sold but I've been DCA all along
LMAO Today the burgers dumped bro.
LMAO! This is exactly the nonsense that indicates we are at the top of the bull. Every time the same thing........
LMAO Rapyd is a terrible name for a company.
> This is not my first reddit account. I’ve used reddit for 13 years. Weird and creepy af to go looking through my profile. Get a life broke boy. Yeah, a crypto "investor" would think a simple mouse click is SUCH a complicated action to perform, LMAO. >I started investing before 2020 but I put money into bitcoin every paycheck. Which means 2018 or 2019. Which means your investment is still not old enough to start grade school. > Why do you assume I only contributed to an investment 5 years ago and never added more to it? I didn't. I just did the math, because if you had started DCAing Bitcoin before 6 or 7 years ago, you'd be up by way more than 500%. That's something that people who are good with money can do: math.
LMAO this person is talking about old dark purchases I can only imagine there are people if we were to take modern currency who have spent millions of dollars in dart markets hell look at the guy who bought the pizzas that everyone knows about
LMAO you finally get it. Good for you.
no I recommend you just buy Bitcoin LMAO
Wait people thought that Trump was gonna let anyone but himself get rich off his crypto scam LMAO
I honestly think all the “LMAO” comments come from the same place: people ask themselves the question, decide not to invest, and deep down are frustrated about the BTC chances they missed. Keep laughing — I’ll keep HODLing (since 2017 😉).
LMAO I thought this was the Maury Show for moment.
look how butthurt you are LMAO
You don’t have to write LMAO. Have a bit of sympathy
Holy projecting. Yes, Bitcoin being the only 'coin' one ever needs, is definitely my personal opinion and not a fact after 16 years of having crypto currencies. Your pump and dump shitcoin will definitely still be around next year, I swear! I don't have the time, nor energy to look into anything that only preys on the weak and poor. Bitcoin made me more money this year alone, than your whole family will ever have combined LMAO. I'm good, champ. And I know we're still early. See you when BTC hits $1m.
you dont make no sence i told you i was joking with you and further more made a joke about keeping my spelling out of it if that makes me insecure then so be it LMAO its cool lil bro ill tell you a bed time story
Useless scammer hacked someone’s account just to try to use it to scam people…. Imagine being able to do anything in life and you choose this LMAO what a useless scumbag
And you think that the blockchain will mean anything? LOL. I have a bridge to sell you. But first buy my NFT. LMAO
Yep! Happened to me LMAO. But that’s part of the being married part, gotta take the wife’s feelings into it too. RIP OP. Hindsightis always better than foresight….could also look at being glad you bought any BTC at all.
So BTC is not backed by anything but the people. But unlimited money that we can print when we don't have enough is stable enough ? LMAO
LMAO, kiddo, you like fighting scarecrows? People don’t like Mr. “I don’t believe in germ theory” and “I’ve discovered the cause for autism! Tell y’all later tho” RFK because he’s an incompetent moron completely unqualified for his role. Not because he “lowered drug prices” (he didn’t) Orange fan maaaaaaaaaaad 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO the blue haired lefty snowflakes are upset. So funny to watch their tears while the rest of us make money
"So far, we don't have much to offer." LMAO
Change 2025 to 2014...and that will be more accurate - also...where is the mainstream adoption? stop comparing Bitcoin to email and Netflix LMAO.
LMAO Bitcoin holders crack me up. Okay some context. I hold Bitcoin as well but I'm being realistic here. There is definitely a chance that we can go on another leg up but it's starting to look more like Bitcoin is finally starting to lose steam which is kind of normal for Bitcoin now to start losing dominance giving way to the alt coin market. You guys should have made plenty of profits in Bitcoin and if you haven't sold any or if you bought high and now you're going to have to sell out a loss. This is a free lesson in buying in early and not waiting until the top of the markets. Since I don't plan on ever selling my Bitcoin for me, it has just been an indicator to let me know when the altcoins are going to go up and when I can start selling those so I can accumulate more Bitcoin.
Reading the comments here is wild LMAO.
and why would you send him 2000$ LMAO
LMAO, For the chucklehead that downvoted, where was I wrong?
LMAO if you click all, the chart looks just like an L
go back and read his tweets. LMAO.
Banks are preparing to bail out Bitcoin to keep costs low. LMAO
And he found a way to promote his new book LMAO 😂🤣🤣
LMAO so many idiots out there buying this garbage all these garbage meme coins, 😂
Your post 261 days ago seems to think otherwise Or did you just get burnt buying the top LMAO ;)
It’s funny, I just moved my money out of a 3.55% APY HYSA (LMAO) into Ethereum and Bitcoin. Now my bank’s freaking out, watching funds leave and flow into crypto multiple times a week. Lol.
I wish I never did 70/30 Bitcoin/ALTs but the risk payed off because I had 70% in Bitcoin. Combine that with paying myself first (max retirement accounts) vs buying alt dips and I'm sitting fucking pretty. Good luck you degens. Just hope some of you from 2021 don't continue these dip buying for another 4 years LMAO.
Only 31 validators LMAO STAY AWAY FROM HEDERA ❌
LMAO that’s fucked I was buying stuff around the same time, I remember spending hundreds of btc per transaction. Ordering molly to my parents house when I was 15, and praying I get home before they did 😭 What did u get charged with?
>As that budget dwindles with more halvings, the network will become more and more insecure. Weird assertion. Because by that logic, we should have already witnessed a drop in hash rate. We've had 3 now? ANd the hash rate has only sky rocketed. WEIRD. Bitcoin is a Veblen good. Don't expect the price to be dropping anytime soon. Lmao. The current ETF inflows outpace the amount of BTC created. [https://www.coinglass.com/bitcoin-etf](https://www.coinglass.com/bitcoin-etf) LMAO. So many people hoping for bitcoin's demise so the garbage snake oil they invested in fullfills its promise of usurping the top spot. It isn't ever happening. The world only needs 1 blockchain like the world only needs 1 internet. Bitcoin is a data transfer protocol. People didn't understand this and are left with increasingly heavier bags. Unable to sell because they are blinded by hope and wont put in the effort to understand the engineering of what they are invested in because it's easier to believe the religion. It's sad really.
The fact that i get downvoted on a "crypto" sub for calling out a mistake is absolutely bonkers. A "coin" has it's own blockchain, like bitcoin. A token does not. Chainlink runs on ethereum. You guys don't even know what you're investing in. That's the real LMAO.
LMAO oh please, Voyager was a penny stock compared to Coinbase which is part of the SP500.
no they didnt announce they are moving off eth LMAO they are making BANK with their stables on ethereum their L1 is running a ethereum virtual machine btw that can plug in to ethereum.
'doing fine' with Gensler and Warren in charge LMAO Holy fuck you lefties are dense
Yeah sure you've been sitting on this Reddit post ALL DAY deliberately fudding Keeta but you have an 8 figure net worth with a day job to DD projects. LMAO and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets.
Yeah I'm sure. And I'm also sure you have an explanation and not just a dumb comment followed by an lmao. LMAO
LOL thats not how it works. LMAO
It is very very fascinating when these posts get approved without hiccups but when I post questions like below, they get deleted, LMAO the echo-chamber What happens if inflation is not controlled and money printers go in full swing OR What happens when the 401(k) starts investing into Bitcoin and other cryptos OR etc., Anyway, congratulations to fellow shrimps and all!
>If you are going to invest in a high risk speculative market you consider that money GONE the moment you invest. You invest and FORGET about it. It is either a jackpot 10+ yaers down the road or it goes to 0. LMAO, no, you don't "forget" it. You sell when you want to derisk your portfolio, e.g. you're getting close to retirement, you need stable liquidity because you lost your job or are starting a new venture, etc. Ideally you don't sell assets that are down, but if you're in significant profit and people are clearly in the "irrational exuberance" phase? Fuck yeah, sell that crypto. Reducing your portfolio's volatility during volatile markets is a good thing. >Go ask all the people that bought BTC for $10 and sodl for $20 how they feel Why should I give a fuck what those people think? You can only make decisions based on the information you have at the time you made them, and contrary to this sub's popular opinion, there was and still is no indication that Bitcoin will turn out to be anything but an asset bubble.
LMAO as someone who has had multiple partners who had generational wealth I know you're dead wrong. New money is NOT the majority or even close to it and they are looked down upon by old money in the same way they have a disdain for poor people.
LMAO, my first Eth buy was in 2016 small fry, move along
Tell me you have no fucking clue how a global reserve currency works LMAO Seriously, what in the actual fuck?
LMAO the exact opposite is true. Blackrock announced yesterday that they are not doin xrp and sol etfs: BlackRock rules out XRP and SOL ETFs despite Ripple-SEC case closure https://share.google/MPsllZQbJhddLOZHs
Bro glazing a sh*tcoin in 2025 LMAO
LMAO, that was really dumb but it doesnt matter anway since you barely have anything, small fry
$4000 happened, so many bears just got liquidated, LMAO!
LMAO!!!!! Of course you dont xerper. >This collaboration involves Bank of America integrating Ripple's RLUSD stablecoin into its internal payment systems. You make this claim then refuse to show proof?
LMAO!!! This again. Every Xerper, ffs. "just wait 2 years bro!!" Show me Bank of Americas official statement they integrated RLUSD then? Fuck your google shit. Show me on their website?
The world's first neutral and decentralized monetary system Which also incentivizes renewable energy more than anything we've ever seen in history? "useful" LMAO
>including bank of America You mean the same Bank of America that the Ripple community claims runs 100% of its internal transactions on? That one? [https://www.ainvest.com/news/xrp-news-today-bank-america-saves-millions-ripple-xrp-cross-border-payments-2507/](https://www.ainvest.com/news/xrp-news-today-bank-america-saves-millions-ripple-xrp-cross-border-payments-2507/) Now why Would a company like BoA prevent them? Its almost like they dont have any association with each other. LMAO!!!!!!
YOU SMOKING HOPIUM , WHAT EQUALITY IS IN 3 COMPANIES OWNING 5% LOL & SOME SPENDING YEARS OF SALARY FOR 2.1 BITCOIN & OTHERS BOUGHT 80K WITH 40GS LMAO !! Freedom of access is simply the bitcoin ledger & blockchain has nothing to do with wealth distribution !!
Imagine: AI Hallucinates then fully liquidated your milly ports LMAO
"One of these computer nerds flips a switch, the whole things gone" LMAO thanks for the sage wisdom grandpa. Interesting how people who's technical competency amounts to knowing how to turn on a computer are preaching to everyone about how fragile the underlying software infrastructure is. He even admits he knows very intelligent people that believe in bitcoin. His response is to demonize it instead of learning more about it to see if there is potentially something he initially missed. Boomer fallacy in play.
I disagree with the premise but... "Nothing stops this bicycle." LMAO. That's damn funny.
And secret societies will be destroyed because the members have no Sats, LMAO
did you panic sell again LMAO/??