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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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Like...Jim's "hair." LMAO!!
Mr "I"ve been doing sooo much for BTC by holding and not working and writing on reddit other's people work sucks" what a joke you are LMAO
Yeah, they lame as hell. "[r/Bitcoin](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/) tries to be less price oriented" LMAO, mods are so biased.
Hey at least I'll know to teach my kids that they are either a boy or a girl LMAO
Riiiight.... You're the same clown who continuously shills Fartcoin, even claimed it would never dip below 90 cents... LMAO it's down over 50% since then.
Wait r u serious? Is that why it’s been removed LMAO??
LMAO, i think you didn't get the running gag. Nevermind.
😂😂😂😂 I am sorry for your misfortune, but given the near guarantee they will forgive you, I needed this laugh today LMAO
LMAO omg I forgot about this. Great times.
For more context, I have zero bills and live with family so I haven't prioritized an emergency fund. I just want to make the best choices with my money to set up future me :) I obv don't want to lose the money, as long as I don't sell if it hits 20k I should be fine. If anything I should pimp myself out to buy the dip if it ever gets that low LMAO
LMAO i was literally about to short BTC for the first time ever and I got out of the screen and it started going green. You cannot make this shit up lol. I would have gotten wrekt.
Mad because you are missing generational wealth opportunities all because orange man "bad" LMAO
LMAO what do you think the reason was for the crash? Crypto and stocks tanked literally minutes after trump's tweet. You actually think that was a coincidence? Lmao you've even got Liberation Day as evidence that this is exactly why it dumped
Class action? LMAO you’re just gonna cry on Reddit and hope someone else does something. Typical.
PhD in Econ? yet you do not believe controlled inflation is an absolute necessary LMAO
LMAO "crypto president"... You think he will not liquidate the market with another tweet if his close relatives makes 192mill like nothing?
"right now a lot of Darwin awards are being handed out" LMAO. Well done. Never saw that hilarious phrasing before.
LMAO did our president decide to halt the flow of rare earth minerals? This is bigger than Trump lol what are we supposed to kiss China's feet and beg? Nobody lost anything unless they were over-leveraged
LMAO Alts (minus ETH,SOL,BNB) look like shit
LMAO, CZ says ... No conflict of interest here!
I’d bet it was Trump junior or someone being directly instructed by him. And this is after years of the Trumps going on and on about the “corrupt Biden crime family” LMAO!
ITT people are learning that this market has been manipulated for years LMAO.
Coinglass' 1 & 3 months heatmaps hinted at this. I expected it to start climbing down around earlier, like sunday-monday, not all of a sudden on friday. LMAO It was not obvious at all though.
LMAO they tell us to listen to our gut lol
Market was over-leveraged, the macro event (a fn Trump tweet, LMAO) triggered a massive sell-off which has been amplified by the billions of USD liquidated from leveraged long positions and stop-losses as it went down. Every leveraged long position implies a sell at a later moment, same goes for shorts. Sadly it seems the market Has been instantly [built back up with more leveraged money](https://www.coinglass.com/hyperliquid-liquidation-map). Expect more volatility.
I'm honestly surprised that a banking app supports trading Simon's cat LMAO
ATOM litterally went to 0 LMAO
Bitcoin “Hedges against equities” LMAO good one
"part of" the buttcoiner channel? LMAO I was never part of it, I commented there to try to understand where they were coming from. They banned me because (like you) they were blindly ignorant and against any feedback that didn't fit their agenda. You genuinely behave like most of the people I encountered there so I find it hilarious you try to lump me in with them.
LMAO is this a joke? *BTC is the same price as your first comment from 2 days ago LOL* "Uptober" is still up over 6% from the start of Uptober, and has set two distinctly new ATH's this month already. But show me how salty you still are!
LMAO, it's like saying we need some burglars stealing your stuff to stimulate economy.
"Social coordination game" LMAO! Bro the reason boomers are so filthy rich is because they've invested wisely and not in some stupid frog meme scam with lazy ass digital graphics.
Wait WAAAAAITT there’s no correlation? Brother on top of my head I can tell you two cases in which an immigrant stabbed a police to death LMAO that’s why Europe is going to hell, well deserved to be honest. Just check the statistics, if you know… i wonder why they dont add nationals with immigrants parents in the search HEHEHE
The identity of the country is lost, that’s not wrong? LMAO As i said, id never live in germany.
LMAO. maybe i should stop using AI too
>Even combined, all U.S. institutions and ETFs together do not reach 50% of all Bitcoin. >Maybe 30-35, at best. LMAO. You take the cake for most uninformed person on this thread.
LMAO this is that world- I mean in the sense that we have free will.
I can’t believe I had to look it up! LMAO "word” became a slang term popularized in the 1980s as a way to express agreement, truth, or affirmation, especially in hip-hop culture." 🤣
LMAO I had just put all mine in doge. It was unaffected by this. Meme coins rarely move but at least they avoid the mainstream crash. (So far. Knock on wood)
u/East-Day-7888 LMAO!!!!
50% lump sum 50% DCA. it’s low this week, but could be even lower next week. or not. LMAO
Bitcoin is perfect, and yet people keep looking for something better. Bitcoin is a digital capital that is superior to all others since its inception. Recently, gains have slowed down... to like almost 100% CAGR LMAO. and people are still greedy? Believable.
LMAO, this cofounder here is guessing to get investors to give him money.
LMAO plot twist: something big was another crash
LMAO the guy by the computer is having insta mashed potatoes because he lost all his money from leverage. He's just bumming it out watching his last $500 range sideways 💀😂
Wasn’t expecting Peter in the second picture. LMAO
LMAO this weekend wrecked my wallet 🤣
Why not ask your mother, she is asking btc for payment. 45 minutes waiting time for a bitcoin transaction to occur, perfect for an erotic time LMAO
Yea I thought it was a platform stablecoin LMAO
LMAO no we wouldn't. You still don't get it. Disdain for Trump does not equate to love for Biden.
LMAO $BNB hit 1k last night
HE IS THE ONE LMAO 🤣 As soon as his coin came out the whole market collapse Promises made, promises swept under the melania coin
Shilling MWC? LMAO Unless you're incredibly ignorant, GTFO with your premined low volume pump and dump scam.
you should post this on conspiracy sub LMAO
LMAO you forgot to leave out the end bit
LMAO that's what Canadians are saying about all the armed robberies, break-ins, car thefts, and violence happening in that country, but Liberal law defends the criminals and gets them out on bail as soon as possible even after a murder charge! Look at what the police chief is telling citizens, if someone breaks into your house, the best defense is to comply! This video was published after someone broke into a house and shot the father in front of his kids, the police chief is telling you to not defend your property or family. They have also been saying to leave your vehicle keys at the front of the house in a conspicuous place so that thieves can take your keys more easily. [https://youtu.be/VAhGXgyNGGE?si=sGqf7MjhVAvgfpmg](https://youtu.be/VAhGXgyNGGE?si=sGqf7MjhVAvgfpmg)
LMAO I read some of that measly 26 page paper. I stopped at “we estimate xrp success case at 25% and xrp failure case at 75% lmaoooooo Sure CCIP (Cross-Chain Interoperability Protocol) expanded deployments CCIP is now live on more blockchains including Aptos (a Move-based chain). Also Hedera has adopted the Chainlink standard for cross‐chain interoperability. This drastically reduces chain silos. Tokens & stablecoins on different chains can become cross-chain tokens (CCTs) and thus more easily paired, transferred, or used across chains without needing intermediary bridges that introduce slippage, delays, or risk. Cross-Chain Token (CCT) standard The CCT standard lets developers make new or existing tokens cross-chain enabled via CCIP, often without having to bake CCIP code into token contracts (i.e. self-serve deployments) via token pool contracts. This lowers friction: stablecoins or tokens that used to be “locked” on one chain can now be utilized elsewhere, increasing available pools and reducing the cost of forming new trading pairs. More liquidity becomes accessible in more places. Chainlink Runtime Environment (CRE) and On-chain / Off-chain settlement features CRE supports atomic cross-chain settlement workflows, e.g. the “Delivery vs Payment (DvP)” use case with applications such as Kinexys by J.P. Morgan and Ondo Finance. Atomicity in settlement (ensuring payment and asset delivery happen together) greatly reduces counterparty risk and makes pairing/trading safer. That encourages liquidity providers to operate across pairs/chains they might have avoided. Security and Compliance certifications Chainlink CCIP and related infrastructure now carry ISO 27001 and SOC 2 Type 1 certifications, indicating higher enterprise/institutional trust. Institutional players (who often provide large portions of liquidity) demand high levels of security and auditability. These certifications lower the barrier for stablecoin issuers, trading platforms, and funds to adopt Chainlink infrastructure for pricing, cross-chain transfers, and compliance. That fosters more liquidity. Real-World Assets (RWA) / Tokenization Integration Projects combining tokenized stablecoins/RWAs are using Chainlink’s Data Feeds, Proof of Reserve, and CCIP. For example, stablecoins like GHO being made available on Aptos via CCIP and other bridged environments. When stablecoins (and other tokenized assets) are cross‐chain and properly backed (verifiable reserves), traders and LPs are more willing to hold them. That increases usable liquidity for many pairs (e.g. stablecoin-asset, asset-asset via stablecoins) across chains. Automated Compliance Tools / On-chain Standards Chainlink has introduced compliance-oriented products (e.g. via their “Automated Compliance Engine” and standards like ERC-3643) to help tokenized assets meet legal/regulatory demands. Many stablecoins and tokens are wary of regulatory risk. Integration of compliance tools means stablecoins can be used more confidently in regulated jurisdictions. That in turn makes them more usable as base pairs.
LMAO that's me but 9 years in so far on BTC haven't sold but I've been DCA all along
LMAO Today the burgers dumped bro.
LMAO! This is exactly the nonsense that indicates we are at the top of the bull. Every time the same thing........
LMAO Rapyd is a terrible name for a company.
> This is not my first reddit account. I’ve used reddit for 13 years. Weird and creepy af to go looking through my profile. Get a life broke boy. Yeah, a crypto "investor" would think a simple mouse click is SUCH a complicated action to perform, LMAO. >I started investing before 2020 but I put money into bitcoin every paycheck. Which means 2018 or 2019. Which means your investment is still not old enough to start grade school. > Why do you assume I only contributed to an investment 5 years ago and never added more to it? I didn't. I just did the math, because if you had started DCAing Bitcoin before 6 or 7 years ago, you'd be up by way more than 500%. That's something that people who are good with money can do: math.
LMAO this person is talking about old dark purchases I can only imagine there are people if we were to take modern currency who have spent millions of dollars in dart markets hell look at the guy who bought the pizzas that everyone knows about
LMAO you finally get it. Good for you.
no I recommend you just buy Bitcoin LMAO
Wait people thought that Trump was gonna let anyone but himself get rich off his crypto scam LMAO
I honestly think all the “LMAO” comments come from the same place: people ask themselves the question, decide not to invest, and deep down are frustrated about the BTC chances they missed. Keep laughing — I’ll keep HODLing (since 2017 😉).
LMAO I thought this was the Maury Show for moment.
look how butthurt you are LMAO
You don’t have to write LMAO. Have a bit of sympathy
Holy projecting. Yes, Bitcoin being the only 'coin' one ever needs, is definitely my personal opinion and not a fact after 16 years of having crypto currencies. Your pump and dump shitcoin will definitely still be around next year, I swear! I don't have the time, nor energy to look into anything that only preys on the weak and poor. Bitcoin made me more money this year alone, than your whole family will ever have combined LMAO. I'm good, champ. And I know we're still early. See you when BTC hits $1m.