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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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LMAO we appear to have consensus that I should avoid buying alts excuse me shitcoins
LMAO smart money wallets😂 Half the time those mfers are just shuffling funds between their own cold wallets and we're over here thinking it's accumulation...
LMAO , bro ur so cringe why you deleted the old one ?? i dont have to explain my self anymore you just sabotage me
Bro the entire thesis of meme coins is to meme a rug pull into existance LMAO
What the fuck is this woo-woo bullshit? LMAO
always the dipshit trying to downplay everything when the solution is pretty clear-cut. sell more LMAO.
I'm pretty sure he said it's unlikely it gets there but once it did it would lead to a death spiral? Either way, he's like a bottom indicator LMAO.
You are so simple. He's utterly miserable as he skips along to Dubai and hoards his moola. I'm so very jealous. He's a goddamn mental mess ☆ ohhhh! but billions will save him. LMAO! Get lost and get a clue.
Look at some of you here LMAO. Looking like literal clowns all bearish and shit. Either man up and hold, buy the damn dip or sell it all and gtfo.
Just DCA. If you want to gamble, lump sum into meme stocks like gold and silver LMAO In all seriousness, if you DCA it doesn't really feel like loss when we have these drawdowns. I DCA an amount I can afford to lose, basically the equivalent of a decent meal out each day. When it drops, I just pretend like that money went toward a yummy restaurant meal each day and that nothing is actually lost or wasted. I sort of just pretend like my DCAed cold storage bitcoin doesn't exist. Don't gamble with bitcoin, just DCA and everything will work out.
LMAO….🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ Embarrassing
Most powerful government LMAO. Your contry is basically 3rd world now
LMAO F poor guy he’s in the DEEP REDS LMAO
Shit just started really sliding and people think this is the bottom. LOL LMAO even.
LMAO. Enjoy the dip brother.
just had another 63k order trigger, I just put it hours ago, we are taking a serious dive, but I’m here for it, I’ll wait for things to settle before I start buying again LMAO
LMAO! Keep collecting fiat. You’re not understanding the point. Study up Bitcoin
Same shit LMAO ima keep holding, might buy some soon Honeslty
LMAO...."But but he's gonna MAKECRYPTOgreatagain"
Bro don't recommend wendies 🐼 express pays better LMAO
Ok first of all, what you described earlier is called a bear trap. You didn’t even know the actual terminology for it 😂😂😂. Second, you don’t know shit about what’s about to happens. Third, you’re still poor and are excited about thousand dollar gains LMAO
can’t wait till MSTR gets margin called LMAO
Love when people say "BTC has crashed or I heard the bottom fell out of that Bitcoin" I'm like sure LMAO I bought my first BTC for 60 bucks sooooooooooooo
LMAO, I found the one funny comment in this comment section
Yeah I agree. The funny thing is people still sgouting for 1 million per BTC in 2030 LMAO 🤣
we went from 20k to over 100k wtf are you talking about LMAO
Blocking the road isn’t a constitutional right LMAO 🤭🤡
He got liquidated LMAO poor guy 🤣
I bought some ddr5 ram for a computer in September, how tf did it 5x in value quicker than all my stocks and crypto... LMAO
LMAO @ "existential threat." Banks profit more from crypto than actual crypto bros, my dude. They just have no need to indulge the small fry.
LMAO, now I understand your previous comments. You are a MAGat.
I'll be honest my first thought about it was it was just going to be used for money laundering and criminal mischief when I found out about it LMAO
LMAO a day after I post this my girlfriend cheats on me what I timing stay single and stack bitcoin guys🫡
Burgers wake up. Burgers take their morning crypto shit. Burgers go eat some more mcdonalds. Life of the average fat neck beard burger LMAO.
LOL, LMAO even. Can't even make this shit up.
LMAO retard. Gold just went to 5000. So it was manipulated but now it's not?
He is scared of quantum and ToXiC community and says he is here since 2015 LMAO. The only people worried about quantum are idiots and scammers and he does not look like a scammer to me.
Holy shit Anyone remember wagmi? LMAO were so toast
> and then go away, probably forever in exchange for some kind of CBDC. LMAO
LMAO. This is too late for me. Already wasted thousands before I woke up. I don't put nearly as much money into crypto anymore these days.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! I feel you bro
I just hopped back into crypto after selling my bags a few years ago to get a car, my two biggest bags are Solana and Monero (XRP very distant third) all i have to say is.... im very happy i went with my gut and didnt go all in on my old friend Polkadot.... LMAO
LMAO this is fuckin true
LMAO. Do it bro dont listen to these "haters" nothing will go wrong I promised. This IS financial advice.
Go check the BTC Wallet Challenge LMAO.
Even BNY (ripple customer) doesn’t want to use the XRPL. LMAO!! SYKE!!
https://www.bny.com/corporate/global/en/about-us/newsroom/company-news/bny-extends-digital-cash-capabilities-for-institutional-clients.html *This capability operates on **BNY’s private, permissioned blockchain and is governed by the company’s established risk, compliance, and control frameworks.**Client balances continue to be recorded on BNY’s traditional systems to maintain regulatory and reporting integrity.* LMAO.
LMAO I broke you, you have no more arguments. Classic coward move, just like every XRP holder who blocks me before I can respond.
LMAO, just making up numbers to justify the position. That would mean Bitcoin had a market cap of $60T. The global gold reserve is approx $15T and the total world stock market is $110T. So the bet is Bitcoin will become worth 50ish% of the total world market of ALL publicly traded companies.
bro is avoiding releasing this shit at all costs LMAO
LMAO!! JP Morgan has their own chain 😂😂😂
shorting mstr makes me money than owing it LMAO
LMAO. She has been around a bit, if the stories are true about her and SBF.
LMAO I died at the end. Bravo.
$89 billion LMAO there is no way that is true
LMAO Any 'indicator' or TA can be manipulated to suit one's narrative. And I say that as someone who has a deep understanding of analysis and makes money from it. It's simple: **the truth is always in the chart.** Bitcoin has always topped in Q4 for the year after the halving. That appears to have happened yet again. This is the first cycle that incorporated two major developments: 1. TradFi's formal inclusion through the ETFs 2. Gold doing a 2x in a year, something it has never done during Bitcoin's existence [Hence BTCXAU is in the fucking gutter](https://www.tradingview.com/chart/FgnENgi8/?symbol=TVC%3ABTCXAU). A small part of me wants to believe the 'extended money cycle' theory is true (as you see thrown around on twitter), while in reality I have accepted it's already topped and 2026 will be a horrific bear market year. If people are unhappy at $85k they will be in literal tears if it sees a typical \~80% correction is back down trading for $30k.
same man! I grew up knowing everything was wrong! I first questioned religion because my mom and I would go to church every sunday, we had to wake up EARLY, and it was a good 1 hour walk to church! one day I asked my mom, why do we go to church if we can read that book from home and save hours off our sunday? she said because that’s god’s house and thats why we visit. I was 13, so mind you my true motivation was to just stay at home playing games lol, i then said so if god is in all of us, then wouldn’t that mean that everything and everywhere is his house. WE STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH THE FOLLOWING WEEK LMAO I then progressed to learning about the music industry, the illuminati, then the federal reserve and the unlimited print etc. I saw no hope, so went even deeper into video games to forget about this stupid world. As I grew up and joined the work force, i took to bar hopping and clubbing with co workers, and always looking forward to Fridays and hating Mondays! I knew I was a wage slave, but there was nothing I could do about it. until i learned about btc. btc has returned hope to me! btc is the silent revolution! the heroic ninjas in the night that can’t be stopped! the federal reserve and all the banks will kneel and bow before us! they are done! their best weapon is to confuse the masses and try to slow it down! but guess what? NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN! LETS GO!
I don’t think you understand how address poisoning works. But alright. We can LMAO together, I guess
LMAO thats not a finance professor, that's Tad Smith, former CEO of Sotheby's, current venture investor in crypto/blockchain companies. Might be a little biased.
LMAO…us too! Yeah, the ancient Bitcoin whales are true visionaries
Why are you so butthurt, LMAO If he had bought a shit ton of SOL when it was below 20$, he would have easily made enough for a house.
LMAO no one bought at 126k$.
LOL imagine buying ETH when it dipped 20% from it's ATH thinking it was a decent entry LMAO. Fucking clowns LMAO. I'm a clown.
Yeah, just saw that huge totally HFT driven collapse. Probably Saylor. LMAO he wont' be bragging now
>other leading cryptocurrencies #LMAO 🤌
Yeah it probably is trash, just like dot. Neither of those projects are going to do anything real. But I held for a very long time, held through a crash, and sold at an 11x irrespective of whether I believed it would keep going up. I hardly call that dumb luck. You've called me stupid multiple times in this conversation. How do you square that with the fact that you own a bunch of dead projects youre underwater on across the entire board? LMAO
>And transfers wealth to other crypto assets. #LMAO
I wouldn't bet any money on that, that's why I hold zero dot LMAO
LMAO DO TELL ME MORE CAPITAN LOONY!!! DO TELL!! https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/establishment-of-the-strategic-bitcoin-reserve-and-united-states-digital-asset-stockpile/