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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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bro is avoiding releasing this shit at all costs LMAO
LMAO!! JP Morgan has their own chain 😂😂😂
shorting mstr makes me money than owing it LMAO
LMAO. She has been around a bit, if the stories are true about her and SBF.
LMAO I died at the end. Bravo.
$89 billion LMAO there is no way that is true
LMAO Any 'indicator' or TA can be manipulated to suit one's narrative. And I say that as someone who has a deep understanding of analysis and makes money from it. It's simple: **the truth is always in the chart.** Bitcoin has always topped in Q4 for the year after the halving. That appears to have happened yet again. This is the first cycle that incorporated two major developments: 1. TradFi's formal inclusion through the ETFs 2. Gold doing a 2x in a year, something it has never done during Bitcoin's existence [Hence BTCXAU is in the fucking gutter](https://www.tradingview.com/chart/FgnENgi8/?symbol=TVC%3ABTCXAU). A small part of me wants to believe the 'extended money cycle' theory is true (as you see thrown around on twitter), while in reality I have accepted it's already topped and 2026 will be a horrific bear market year. If people are unhappy at $85k they will be in literal tears if it sees a typical \~80% correction is back down trading for $30k.
same man! I grew up knowing everything was wrong! I first questioned religion because my mom and I would go to church every sunday, we had to wake up EARLY, and it was a good 1 hour walk to church! one day I asked my mom, why do we go to church if we can read that book from home and save hours off our sunday? she said because that’s god’s house and thats why we visit. I was 13, so mind you my true motivation was to just stay at home playing games lol, i then said so if god is in all of us, then wouldn’t that mean that everything and everywhere is his house. WE STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH THE FOLLOWING WEEK LMAO I then progressed to learning about the music industry, the illuminati, then the federal reserve and the unlimited print etc. I saw no hope, so went even deeper into video games to forget about this stupid world. As I grew up and joined the work force, i took to bar hopping and clubbing with co workers, and always looking forward to Fridays and hating Mondays! I knew I was a wage slave, but there was nothing I could do about it. until i learned about btc. btc has returned hope to me! btc is the silent revolution! the heroic ninjas in the night that can’t be stopped! the federal reserve and all the banks will kneel and bow before us! they are done! their best weapon is to confuse the masses and try to slow it down! but guess what? NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN! LETS GO!
I don’t think you understand how address poisoning works. But alright. We can LMAO together, I guess
LMAO thats not a finance professor, that's Tad Smith, former CEO of Sotheby's, current venture investor in crypto/blockchain companies. Might be a little biased.
LMAO…us too! Yeah, the ancient Bitcoin whales are true visionaries
Why are you so butthurt, LMAO If he had bought a shit ton of SOL when it was below 20$, he would have easily made enough for a house.
LMAO no one bought at 126k$.
LOL imagine buying ETH when it dipped 20% from it's ATH thinking it was a decent entry LMAO. Fucking clowns LMAO. I'm a clown.
Yeah, just saw that huge totally HFT driven collapse. Probably Saylor. LMAO he wont' be bragging now
>other leading cryptocurrencies #LMAO 🤌
Yeah it probably is trash, just like dot. Neither of those projects are going to do anything real. But I held for a very long time, held through a crash, and sold at an 11x irrespective of whether I believed it would keep going up. I hardly call that dumb luck. You've called me stupid multiple times in this conversation. How do you square that with the fact that you own a bunch of dead projects youre underwater on across the entire board? LMAO
>And transfers wealth to other crypto assets. #LMAO
I wouldn't bet any money on that, that's why I hold zero dot LMAO
LMAO DO TELL ME MORE CAPITAN LOONY!!! DO TELL!! https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/establishment-of-the-strategic-bitcoin-reserve-and-united-states-digital-asset-stockpile/
LMAO calm down bro, Everyone is responsible for what they say here; I’m not forcing anyone !
>I will give an example, the XRPL is oracle agnostic. Even though the XRPL has a native oracle built in, it allows any oracle to be plugged into it to be used by any developer that wants to use what they want to use. This was my statement, any developer that wants to use an oracle of their choice can. Simple english. Should have been easy to parse. But you then tried moving goalposts and your argument around having oracles native to the XRPL, like bruh, I just explained it was on the application layer by developers who want to use the oracle of their choice. >Solana natively consumes Chainlink oracles, XRPL does not. Ok. And? >Solana has paid for a chainlink integration, XRPL has not. Ok. And? >Whats happening is a separate app like Tundra or Ondo, pulls the Chainlink data. That data is then relayed or referenced into an XRPL-based application. Yes, exactly, this is what I said was happening, that developers can use any oracle they want because the XRPL is oracle agnostic. >XRPL itself is not verifying, securing or enforcing Chainlink data. They are not consuming chainlink services. It is not the same thing lol Wow, you are arguing about something that was never said by me, you created a one sided argument with yourself, of course it is not the same thing, I never said native, I said developers, ya know the application layer, the lol is the Hello McFly on you here. >XRPL consensus does NOT natively consume Chainlink data. Yup, never said it did >XRPL validators do NOT secure Chainlink feeds. Yup, never said it did >Chainlink data is NOT settled or enforced at the XRPL protocol level. Yup never said it did >Saying “XRPL uses Chainlink oracles” is simply false. That’s not how this works. Never said XRPL Chainlink oracles, but chainlink oracles can be used on the XRPL, and developers can use Chainlink oracles, the XRPL is chainlink agnostic, it can use whatever a developer wants. >Relaying data from one chain is not the same thing. You really think XRPL can bypass paying for a chainlink integration by getting another chain to relay info? LMAO!!! There you go again creating one sided arguments about things never said by the person you are talking with. Weird
>That is XRP Tundra, the XRP in the name conveniently omitted by you. You asked how does the XRPL use Chainlink’s oracle, I gave you an example where their oracle is used on the XRPL for XRP Tundra. Yes, 'XRP Tundra' (the company) operates across multiple blockchains, Solana and XRPL. Solana natively consumes Chainlink oracles; XRPL does not. Solana has paid for a chainlink integration, XRPL has not. Whats happening is a separate app like Tundra or Ondo, (Ondo is also not live on XRPL, only the OUSG RWA is issued there, the Ondo app itself runs on other chains) pulls the Chainlink data. That data is then relayed or referenced into an XRPL-based application. XRPL itself is not verifying, securing or enforcing Chainlink data. They are not consuming chainlink services. It is not the same thing lol XRPL consensus does NOT natively consume Chainlink data. XRPL validators do NOT secure Chainlink feeds. Chainlink data is NOT settled or enforced at the XRPL protocol level. Saying “XRPL uses Chainlink oracles” is simply false. That’s not how this works. >I never said XRPL native, you just said that, I specifically stated that any dev can use what oracle they want because the XRPL is oracle native, that is on an application layer, not native. Relaying data from one chain is not the same thing. You really think XRPL can bypass paying for a chainlink integration by getting another chain to relay info? LMAO!!!
Lol I think its hilarious these chunks dont follow Cathy Woods or the news on what is happening on BTC and the bill thats about to pass. Literally easy plays. Smh Oooo why am I not rich over night?? Oooo why are you rich now what did you do in the past.. LMAO FREAKING LIONY TUNES MENTALITY
OOO somebody watched a Matt Walsh video on YouTube, you must have an advanced degree LMAO
LMAO sorry bro you dusted
Literally a Native Great gramps and White great Grandma LMAO 🫵😂 loser. Grandma was White passing and Pasty and still pulled women of all races. You're just a loser blud. You having a small dick has nothing to do with you being white 🫵😂💀
Wallstreet regulated? LMAO. The fines are much smaller than the profits from doing scammy things.
LMAO. As if the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.
LMAO, yeah I realized how that sounded after I posted it. Definitely keep your Private Keys in cold storage. I built this for the other stuff—sensitive links, addresses, or text you want to send without leaving a metadata trail on Discord/WhatsApp. It's a metadata-shredder, not a wallet.
"Use it to send keys." #LMAO Nice try.
LMAO, do you understand how it doesn't matter?
Puts things in perspective when the fudders say BTC is dead, again, LMAO
Less than 24 hours ago you posted this LMAO: “We were on cloud 9 last year in December….. we should of sold and out of the POS cycle”
LMAO, is this a joke eh?
LMAO spot on They’re basically Reddit in AI form: 100 % confident, 0 % right 80 % sure we’re going 78–82k while we’re dumping through 84k like clockwork Manifesting that 13.37 BTC stack for both of us brother Tomorrow another model will drop a 99 % moon call and we’ll all eat it again. Same circus, different clown makeup
Typical fucking bear market behaviour. Good luck, HODLers. "Business cycles" LMAO.
but crypto just makes you more poor. LMAO
Do you actually think Trump and his sons are stupid enough to commit hundreds of billions of dollars worth of fraud with public wallets? LMAO. YOU REALLY BELIEVE TRUMP'S PUBLIC WALLET IS HIS ONLY WALLET? This dude does not even know how to use computers. He isn't trading crypto on platforms and throwing coins into his fucking ledger, you momo. Other people handle it all for him and give him payouts. There's no fucking way you couldn't figure that out for yourself.
Ah yes, the amazing Russel 2000, which is up a staggering 2.3% since November 2021 LMAO.
LMAO. Most solid analysts are correctly saying that Bitcoin‘s days of massive gains are over and it’ll trade like a commodity from now on. Meaning a slow, steady uphill climb. So, unless you put in millions you’re not getting rich buddy. Sorry.
they are actually good for the people of 3rd world countries since even USD is going up against their currency LMAO
X XRP Influencers like: We only need 1.000.000 new investors that buy 1000 XRP each to get this addition billion of XRP **LMAO**
>or fake Google advertisements to promote fraudulent offers, such as exclusive airdrops, NFT mints, or free tokens. LMAO. You're sitting on over one million in crypto, and you're still looking for sites that promise free crypto. Holy fuck, this worlds economy is the dumbest in human history.
LMAO!! So the article is misinformed?
LMAO this is hilarious as fuck to read. Bro you bought into a fully regulated financial product not a cyberpunk coin like it was in 2017. Get outta here with your sob story. I have no remorse or empathy for you crybabies who cant even hold it from 100k+ to 80k its laughable.
Yes everyone sell!! And when all you dummies sell I’ll make sure to buy your shorts LMAO
Lol....you just gave your friend 85 grand...?Lol. LMAO.
I don't use ChatGPT to write internet posts -- who gives a shit lol. I was always an over-user of hyphens or 'em dashes' or whatever ... but literally there are literally no other AI "tells" here. I wouldn't expect a dummy with crypto brain to understand though. I don't know -- my post is stream-of-consciousness style horse-shit and riddle with typos and is kind of caustic -- you think that's ChatGPTs style? In that case, GPT here -- go phk yourself -- and crapto is still worhtless ... LMAO!!!
Better investment than TRON that you are shilling LMAO
NVDA saving the crypto market LMAO
People still talking about the golden cross and death cross? LMAO
LMAO this is what my alerts look like hahaha i have it in 1k increments
Biden was in charge when we dropped to 15k LMAO
how my crypto bros doing LMAO
LMAO, BTC is the only real HODL 🚀
LMAO No bear market coming at all.
Color me shocked that a bunch of vaporware has no value LMAO
LMAO. bear markets supposed to last at least several months. if bitcoin keeps falling at this speed, we will reach 0 even before 2026.
It's more then that. He sold $STRE at a 20% discount LMAO.
You think he bought the BTC when price was 94k? LMAO
LMAO Bruh no one fucking knows and no one can predict the market. Go ask the folks who saud bitcoin will never be below $100k again.
LMAO you will see within 3 months a 200g bitcoin this is not a bear market it is a shakeout by the monetary tutes & thugs !! SECRET FED MEETING LAST WK CASH IS HAVING A PROBLEM & EVERY CYCLE BITCOIN CRASHES 25-40% BEFORE MAKING ITS MOVE UP !!
LMAO, he transferred the funds and went into the Terra Luna and that shit collapsed the following month.
Don't worry, I found a strong level of support on the L2 at $1. LMAO wtf are people thinking setting buy orders there
I should've invested in some shiny metals instead of ETH LMAO
there won't be one in 2028 either. LMAO.
LMAO, I guess I am a robot. Then again... nah I am good. (that felt disgustingly informal)