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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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"Second store of value" LMAO!!! There is no such thing as a second place for store of value protocols. Either you're in the first, or you own the asset that collapses against the first. Nobody diversified in copper coins when gold took off in 19th century. Eth is the copper of the 21th century, easy to transact but awful to hold.
There you go again,, if bitcoins "don't truly exist", how do you have it on different platforms!? And you're right, since it's on an exchange and you don't have your private keys, it's really not yours. Not your keys, not your crypto, so you're at least right about that!!!wow 😂 🤣 LMAO
LMAO You see how quickly they turned on you?? Watching you guys downvote buttcoiners is hilarious but it’s even more entertaining when you downvote each other and infight. Then it’s like “no guys, I love btc, I’m one of you guys” 😂
Bro, this is r/cryptocurrency. I only had “please, explain.” And caught a downvote over it so I thought it had to be you declining to comment, and honestly, truly, I never in a million years expected you actually had the juice. I mean, this is r/cryptocurrency, a place where logic and intelligence goes to die. But nah. Thank you. I actually do agree with you in regards to the current state of such, things do need to evolve a little. LMAO I genuinely never imagined you actually had the slightest idea what you were saying though.
Look this dumbass thinks market cap is how much money has flowed into an asset LMAO
dumb fuck doesnt even know what a rugpull is LMAO
When you can see what happens from History the Roaring 20’s of the Great Depression so Hodl for the Rolling Blackouts of the Digital world LMAO… the Greater Depression of the Digital 20’s why does your understanding matter of nothing are you afraid of the dark😴😵💫 when digital assets are locked and accounts frozen and blocked faster than you type. Does it truly matter?
as a side note, r/Gold permanently banned me LMAO
LMAO no. This is not what "decoupling" means.
Didnt you sell your whole bag at 87k LMAO
LMAO like that’s an insult! Hilarious how people who talk mad shit, really ain’t got anything to back it up.
Yes 100%. How can i prove that. Cause I have some. LMAO. I pray that the coin launches. And the second it touches down. i'm selling. Anyone who has any would be dumb not to sell. If it does not make it to ICO. Obviosuly we are SOL. i only bought a few hundred anyways. But i was first in. So. at the very least if it ICO, i can 10x my investment. If any of you have any. Don't get left holding the empty bag. But its a scam. 100%. Check your blockdag messages. They are currently letting me buy more at my original purchase price. But only for the next 3 days. Everything they do and say reeks of scam/rug. We holders just need to make it to launch and then dip asap.
You didn't call shit out LMAO
stop projecting LMAO are you actually serious when you say that 99.9% of crypto people basically dont use stablecoins, tokenized assets, or defi 😭
Really so this rally in gold we've seen this year is because they didn't mine as much. LMAO okay yeah right.
Ok XRP\_SPARTAN, hope you enjoyed being break even after 7 years LMAO.
COOKED OMG LMAO MEGALULzzzzzz.
LMAO. Even the shittest country have internet.
LMAO we will see a new ath once the tariffs are removed
LMAO, I actually contemplated this very thing.
This isn’t delusional this is straight up delirium LMAO
Lmao you are so dumb you think I didn't know that? And really felt the urgency to show the numbers?? LMAO Go look any company first 10 years from when they were built and you will see ×1000 the value, it is just dumb perspective you are looking at. Probably you are to dumb to dive into the numbers lol.
Same advice given to everyone who bought over $100K - "load up this is the last time you will get it near $100K". LMAO!
Not even 2 week passed ... LMAO ... If funny how you just have to zoom out to see how much of a clown post this is ...
XRP/ETH chart is pretty insane. Converting all my ETH to XRP back in 2020 is finally paying off LMAO.
LMAO - this is a joke right? Like take those off the mantle before family see those butt plugs! [https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/what-are-butt-plugs-used-for#What-exactly-are-they](https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/what-are-butt-plugs-used-for#What-exactly-are-they)
Now you’re changing your math again. (52 + 5) =57 and (52+5) x 5 =285. What kind of autism do you have? 26 x 5,000 =130,000 BEFORE TAXES LMAO. TAKE HOME IS NOT 5k.
The best part is, the majority of US voters didn't understand what tariffs were. They actually believed Trump and his sycophants when they said that tariffs would lower prices, LMAO.
I posted on facebook group yesterday that we will see 76k zone and 120 people laughed at me LMAO feels so good to put a stick in em all
LMAO I hate Trump as much as the next person but if this isn't also a buy signal I don't know what is Textbook capitulation with that entire post
LMAO at people buying now when the next 3 years it will be 25%, 50% and 75% cheaper than it is today.
LMAO. Ask ChatGPT about optimal path for divorce
Minus 7 reddit points when I clearly had better comments, so glad I didn't grow up on reddit LMAO
> xrp is printed out of thin air by ripple labs LMAO. thats arguably worse https://github.com/XRPLF/rippled/commit/f0e3383856a8923e55b0f10e7822de9031b7159e XRP was only created 1 time and it was before Ripple labs existed. Nobody can create more of it.
obviously they will be happy about that. it's better than what you did - putting all your money into equities on the same day it crashed 6% LMAO
xrp is printed out of thin air by ripple labs LMAO. thats arguably worse
LMAO, you fucking got me so good with this one!
I actually flat out don’t believe OP has “been in crypto for 10 years” simply due to the fact that they called it crypto. In 2015, you were in Bitcoin. People who were in Bitcoin in 2015 don’t post this kinda shit if they even take the time to post at all. Imagine having a hard eight figures in the bank and even bothering to log in to Reddit LMAO
Lol what are the odds that this “flight” is actually your mom telling you that you need to get to bed because it’s a school night? “NuH uH! YoU’rE tHe OnE wHo Is CrYiNg!!1” That’s how you sound right now. You going to tell mummy that the big kids are picking on you? LMAO!!
when the fbi comes knocking on your door theyll know what does and what doesnt belong to you LMAO, do you think interpol and TLAs dont already have systems in place to do this?
LMAO no, so much of the current price are people who invest in it like its the stock market, if they are pulling back from the stock market they are also going to pull back from crypto.
LMAO Golds 2025 Q1 was its highest since 1982.
you feel sorry for me when I invest properly instead of short-term gambling like you? LMAO. You are mad cuzz you sold at the bottom and you own no crypto but you come to this sub and comment 20 times per day. Pathetic.
LMAO. Nice projection. Also why do you care? Do you support Trump? Do you just hate the news? You realize people follow the news on websites like reddit? Are we supposed to ignore 50% of the news because your feelings are hurt? Wipe that orange stain off your lips kiddo
Dis moron is watching the minute chart and thinks he is "investing" LMAO.
A lot of very loud and very angry words to say that despite plentiful numerical evidence to the contrary, you don’t believe that by far the biggest and most well funded exchange on the planet is solvent. I don’t have much to add, LMAO, r/CC has this reputation for being ultra retail for a reason. Also, the entire talk was about listings, not keeping or giving money to exchanges or whatever else. It’s a market. No one’s forcing you to use an exchange or trade whatever it offers you. Grow up and live with it
Duuuude, you're making me doubt even more LMAO. As for the bot/AI agent, I said that because of the way you redact your messages replying with a quote and repeating "it is worth a few responses to things like "like Satoshi understood it as is provable by Mike Hearns emails from 2009" etc. Peace". Peace
So some of you are telling me Microstrategy raised $2billion to buy BTC from institutional investors within a few days..... and you think we're in a bear market? LMAO The smart money is accumulating more while retail regards are dumping (they will FOMO in again above $130k.)
So? LMAO at these excuses for his stupidity
**AYYY LMAO check this on their site:** We want to help protect you from fraud. We do this in line with the [Financial Conduct Authority's (FCA) warnings](https://www.fca.org.uk/news/news-stories/consumer-warning-binance-markets-limited-and-binance-group) in 2021. It means that, where possible, we stop payments going from your account to Binance. We don't restrict payments from Binance coming in to your account(s). source: [https://www.santander.co.uk/personal/support/fraud-and-security/cryptocurrency](https://www.santander.co.uk/personal/support/fraud-and-security/cryptocurrency) They're retarded AF boycot Santander. Withdraw all your money and move it to another bank.
>crypto whole purpose was to help the poor LMAO
LMAO. “It was only an experiment” yet Swift is on stage with chainlink just a few days ago. Let’s see Swift/ripples 1 on 1 discussion in the past 5 years never mind a few days ago.
“More deflection” LMAO. You: “It was only a messaging format experiment” Swift: “Great conversation today with Mark Raynes on scaling digital asset adoption globally,”
No, because I bought Safemoon too LMAO
Swift has never announced anything to do with ripple yet you’re “waiting for an announcement” talk about delusion, considering Swift and chainlink have multiple published reports and speak together frequently. Congress is going to mandate using “proof of reserves ” to prove these stable are actually backed by something. They want transparency and who best positioned to do this? Pyth? LMAO. https://x.com/chainlink/status/1905350864199442609 Probably the guys on stage.
I’m stating their competitors are actually centralized run by scammers and they’re not real solutions that will be used by banks/governments. Everything I’m saying is speculation lol Let me know when ripple integrates with Swift LMAO.
EU is hanging on by it's finger nails. It's hard to believe they could be so dumb to buy what these thugs in the EU parliament want to do with their money. Get your 72 bug out bag ready! Russia coming! Come on!! LMAO
Entrapped LMAO....I've read all the messages. Guess what you couldn't "entrap" me into doing? Ordering someone's murder...real or imaginary.
The same thing every month LMAO
LOL. What a 360! You thought you had a “gotcha” moment and then quickly realized you are the one in this conversation who can’t read a balance sheet LMAO. Dividend?!?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man, best joke I’ve heard in a while!
LMAO this actually makes me so happy 😂
Poor BTC/ETH ratio would be 0.008. LMAO they are dreaming
I love that. LMAO. Saylor is using his shareholders like a human raft. Not to far off from a lot of crypto projects to be honest.
About the big shorter, people fail to understand that the liquidation price that is public is totally irrelevant. You can always change that by adding more collateral. If the guy has 100 million dollars in his bank (wich i suspect from someone betting 8 to 10 millions on a 40x short LMAO), he can always add more to his collateral to push it up. there is no way of knowing his real liquidation price.
About the big shorter, people fail to understand that the liquidation price that is public is totally irrelevant. You can always change that by adding more collateral. If the guy has 100 million dollars in his bank (wich i suspect from someone betting 8 to 10 millions on a 40x short LMAO), he can always add more to his collateral to push it up. there is no way of knowing his real liquidation price.
I know you're joking but some people actually believe that this is less centralization and less problematic than increasing the blocksize LMAO
LMAO that’s what you get for copy trading.
LMAO everyone in crypto is gonna get rugged hard- the only purpose of this is to manipulate you to feel fomo and stick more money into the ponzi which will provide exit liquidity for those at the top to finish getting out of their positions
LMAO any retail buying BTC at this point is financial suicide. XRP (BTC 2.0) and other non-POW UTILITY digital assets will be where the money is made....not BTC. Quit liustening to the crooks shilling BTC....it does NOTHING....its a bloody terrible store of value too...just ask anyone who bought 3 months ago.
LMAO, I bet the author of this paragraph has never been to Japan. The monetary policy here is a total mess. After Abe Shinzo inaugurated, the government and the central bank do all their effort to debase Yen, just to get that poor little “inflation”. Over 13 years, USD to JPY exchange rate has gone from 76 to almost 160 ( right now is like 148) . No one really use YEN in Japan, we use credit card that settled in USD, because it will be cheaper by the end of month. That’s how drastically Yen can depreciate.
ROFL. No meme coins only "utility". Only has BTC and **XRP**. LMAO.
Funny, because your post history has various comments that you didn’t start buying until 4k, and another that you were first buying at 1k. But now it’s between 2-4k? Remind me, whose story was it that apparently keeps changing?! LMAO BUSTED! **SO. FULL. OF. SHIT.** 🤣
Ah yes, the classic ‘I lost BTC but also have a massive bag’ routine, topped off with some low-effort personal attacks. Classic. Meanwhile, I don’t need to rewrite my story every reply because my position is simply reality. No cope, no seethe, no ‘I totally had a paper wallet but lost it’ tale. Just solid holdings. I also bought around 2016-2017, except I actually put money I could afford to lose, about half of 100k, and held. No mental gymnastics, no revisionist history, just a simple strategy that worked. Anyway, keep moving the goalposts if it helps you cope. I’ll be here, enjoying my very real Bitcoin holdings, that most obviously dward yours and your "XRP moonbag" LMAO. 🤷♂️😂
LMAO keep eating the shit ur getting fed buddy
i personally couldnt care less about crypto and i dont hold any, but holy fk you are so insanely cringe LMAO
LMAO. If bitcoin went 500x up, it would be 5 times bigger than the entire world's economy. Only retards with zero understanding of economics can believe shit like this. At best BTC can do 5-10x and that would already be a stretch.
This! lol Someone WILL fall for this, it will be reported here and there will be dozen of comments saying "This is why crypto will never go mainstream..." They didn't even spoof sender email address and people call this **realistic** LMAO
LMAO. THE TRUMP CURSE!!! Even the Tangerine Tyrants offspring are part of it!!!!