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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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Banks are preparing to bail out Bitcoin to keep costs low. LMAO
And he found a way to promote his new book LMAO 😂🤣🤣
LMAO so many idiots out there buying this garbage all these garbage meme coins, 😂
Your post 261 days ago seems to think otherwise Or did you just get burnt buying the top LMAO ;)
It’s funny, I just moved my money out of a 3.55% APY HYSA (LMAO) into Ethereum and Bitcoin. Now my bank’s freaking out, watching funds leave and flow into crypto multiple times a week. Lol.
I wish I never did 70/30 Bitcoin/ALTs but the risk payed off because I had 70% in Bitcoin. Combine that with paying myself first (max retirement accounts) vs buying alt dips and I'm sitting fucking pretty. Good luck you degens. Just hope some of you from 2021 don't continue these dip buying for another 4 years LMAO.
Only 31 validators LMAO STAY AWAY FROM HEDERA ❌
LMAO that’s fucked I was buying stuff around the same time, I remember spending hundreds of btc per transaction. Ordering molly to my parents house when I was 15, and praying I get home before they did 😭 What did u get charged with?
>As that budget dwindles with more halvings, the network will become more and more insecure. Weird assertion. Because by that logic, we should have already witnessed a drop in hash rate. We've had 3 now? ANd the hash rate has only sky rocketed. WEIRD. Bitcoin is a Veblen good. Don't expect the price to be dropping anytime soon. Lmao. The current ETF inflows outpace the amount of BTC created. [https://www.coinglass.com/bitcoin-etf](https://www.coinglass.com/bitcoin-etf) LMAO. So many people hoping for bitcoin's demise so the garbage snake oil they invested in fullfills its promise of usurping the top spot. It isn't ever happening. The world only needs 1 blockchain like the world only needs 1 internet. Bitcoin is a data transfer protocol. People didn't understand this and are left with increasingly heavier bags. Unable to sell because they are blinded by hope and wont put in the effort to understand the engineering of what they are invested in because it's easier to believe the religion. It's sad really.
The fact that i get downvoted on a "crypto" sub for calling out a mistake is absolutely bonkers. A "coin" has it's own blockchain, like bitcoin. A token does not. Chainlink runs on ethereum. You guys don't even know what you're investing in. That's the real LMAO.
LMAO oh please, Voyager was a penny stock compared to Coinbase which is part of the SP500.
no they didnt announce they are moving off eth LMAO they are making BANK with their stables on ethereum their L1 is running a ethereum virtual machine btw that can plug in to ethereum.
'doing fine' with Gensler and Warren in charge LMAO Holy fuck you lefties are dense
Yeah sure you've been sitting on this Reddit post ALL DAY deliberately fudding Keeta but you have an 8 figure net worth with a day job to DD projects. LMAO and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets.
Yeah I'm sure. And I'm also sure you have an explanation and not just a dumb comment followed by an lmao. LMAO
LOL thats not how it works. LMAO
It is very very fascinating when these posts get approved without hiccups but when I post questions like below, they get deleted, LMAO the echo-chamber What happens if inflation is not controlled and money printers go in full swing OR What happens when the 401(k) starts investing into Bitcoin and other cryptos OR etc., Anyway, congratulations to fellow shrimps and all!
>If you are going to invest in a high risk speculative market you consider that money GONE the moment you invest. You invest and FORGET about it. It is either a jackpot 10+ yaers down the road or it goes to 0. LMAO, no, you don't "forget" it. You sell when you want to derisk your portfolio, e.g. you're getting close to retirement, you need stable liquidity because you lost your job or are starting a new venture, etc. Ideally you don't sell assets that are down, but if you're in significant profit and people are clearly in the "irrational exuberance" phase? Fuck yeah, sell that crypto. Reducing your portfolio's volatility during volatile markets is a good thing. >Go ask all the people that bought BTC for $10 and sodl for $20 how they feel Why should I give a fuck what those people think? You can only make decisions based on the information you have at the time you made them, and contrary to this sub's popular opinion, there was and still is no indication that Bitcoin will turn out to be anything but an asset bubble.
LMAO as someone who has had multiple partners who had generational wealth I know you're dead wrong. New money is NOT the majority or even close to it and they are looked down upon by old money in the same way they have a disdain for poor people.
LMAO, my first Eth buy was in 2016 small fry, move along
Tell me you have no fucking clue how a global reserve currency works LMAO Seriously, what in the actual fuck?
LMAO the exact opposite is true. Blackrock announced yesterday that they are not doin xrp and sol etfs: BlackRock rules out XRP and SOL ETFs despite Ripple-SEC case closure https://share.google/MPsllZQbJhddLOZHs
Bro glazing a sh*tcoin in 2025 LMAO
LMAO, that was really dumb but it doesnt matter anway since you barely have anything, small fry
$4000 happened, so many bears just got liquidated, LMAO!
LMAO!!!!! Of course you dont xerper. >This collaboration involves Bank of America integrating Ripple's RLUSD stablecoin into its internal payment systems. You make this claim then refuse to show proof?
LMAO!!! This again. Every Xerper, ffs. "just wait 2 years bro!!" Show me Bank of Americas official statement they integrated RLUSD then? Fuck your google shit. Show me on their website?
The world's first neutral and decentralized monetary system Which also incentivizes renewable energy more than anything we've ever seen in history? "useful" LMAO
>including bank of America You mean the same Bank of America that the Ripple community claims runs 100% of its internal transactions on? That one? [https://www.ainvest.com/news/xrp-news-today-bank-america-saves-millions-ripple-xrp-cross-border-payments-2507/](https://www.ainvest.com/news/xrp-news-today-bank-america-saves-millions-ripple-xrp-cross-border-payments-2507/) Now why Would a company like BoA prevent them? Its almost like they dont have any association with each other. LMAO!!!!!!
YOU SMOKING HOPIUM , WHAT EQUALITY IS IN 3 COMPANIES OWNING 5% LOL & SOME SPENDING YEARS OF SALARY FOR 2.1 BITCOIN & OTHERS BOUGHT 80K WITH 40GS LMAO !! Freedom of access is simply the bitcoin ledger & blockchain has nothing to do with wealth distribution !!
Imagine: AI Hallucinates then fully liquidated your milly ports LMAO
"One of these computer nerds flips a switch, the whole things gone" LMAO thanks for the sage wisdom grandpa. Interesting how people who's technical competency amounts to knowing how to turn on a computer are preaching to everyone about how fragile the underlying software infrastructure is. He even admits he knows very intelligent people that believe in bitcoin. His response is to demonize it instead of learning more about it to see if there is potentially something he initially missed. Boomer fallacy in play.
I disagree with the premise but... "Nothing stops this bicycle." LMAO. That's damn funny.
And secret societies will be destroyed because the members have no Sats, LMAO
did you panic sell again LMAO/??
LMAO you are telling me that they are spending trillions in order to make money obsolete? Congratz budy, I saw a lot of dumb posts, but this one is surely top 3 ever. Thank you
LMAO you guys are hilarious
I cry every night when my 10x pumped bag since bear lows gets dumped on monthly. I wish I had my 4x ETH instead LMAO
If the internet goes down we're fucked. LMAO nobody understands this and thats why they fear it
well my crypto is setup to where it can't be stolen like this so ig it doesn't really matter. I'm not gonna lower my security to comply with thieves LMAO
LMAO bear market at $116K. This has to be the top!
LMAO just saw you post in the Algo community too. Prepare for the downvotes and zombiechain comments.
> Bitcoin isn't competing with cash. Bitcoin is competing against digital transactions. > > This is incorrect. The equivalent of a bitcoin transaction is a physical cash transaction. Bitcoin is a digital, decentralized monetary network that runs 24/7/365. It can be used for digital payments but that's not it's only use case. > LMAO, it's like you think these are bad things I never said they were bad. There are pros and cons of any type of transaction product. > or that Bitcoin can compete with them on any level. In many cases bitcoin is faster and cheaper than third party financial products. For example, paying for my dinner of $120 with a credit card cost $3.65 in credit card fees and takes 1-3 business days for the restaurant to receive the money (and 30 days until they are sure the customer won't charge back). It's cheaper and faster to send a bitcoin transaction for $120 right now and it will be completed in 10-20 minutes. > These are all good things (modern financial tools) that happen to be offered by bad people (corporations), but that doesn't mean Bitcoin is better. If anything, Bitcoin is worse. Like I said, in many cases bitcoin is faster and cheaper than third party financial products. Not every case, but in many cases. Bitcoin doesn't need to be the fastest/cheapest way to transact for every type of transaction. There is currently NO fastest/cheapest way to transact that is the best at every type of transaction. > And you keep comparing Bitcoin to cash as if cash is its main competitor. We already established that it isn't. The equivalent of a bitcoin transaction is a physical cash transaction. I'm not sure why you are having trouble understanding this. > Please don't pretend that cryptobros aren't calling for Bitcoin to be used as a reserve asset. A reserve asset is very different than fiat being on some type of "gold standard" equivalent. You seem to be confusing these 2 things. We have many reserve assets including gold, cheese, oil etc. That doesn't mean our currency is on the gold, cheese, oil standard.
>Bitcoin doesn't need fiat to collapse or to replace the USD as reserve currency to succeed. >Bitcoin can and will coexist with fiat currency. As a speculative asset, yes. >Bitcoin price is volatile but that has nothing to do with cryptobros It has everything to do with cryptobros >You appear to not understand that bitcoin's equivalent is a physical cash transaction. >Compared to cash, a bitcoin transaction is much more versatile. Bitcoin isn't competing with cash. Bitcoin is competing against digital transactions. >Cash wins in face to face transactions, but **once there is distance than cash sucks and you are forced to use third party financial products offered by corporations such as bank accounts, credit cards, checks, etc.** LMAO, it's like you think these are bad things or that Bitcoin can compete with them *on any level*. >Same thing with cash. You can lose all your cash by having it fall out of your wallet with zero recourse on getting it back. Read what I said: "whole account." As in, all your money, not just the cash you have in your pocket. And you keep comparing Bitcoin to cash as if cash is its main competitor. We already established that it isn't. >Who is demanding this and why should I listen to them? I'm not demanding this. Please don't pretend that cryptobros aren't calling for Bitcoin to be used as a reserve asset.
LMAO...nooooo, not going into Tinfoil Hat Territory!!! Just curious about the numbers adding up is all, if you see what I'm getting at.
LMAO wut? This is only something that someone who has no idea what a credit default swap is would say.
OP thinks it's a movement but from all the comments here it seems like it's moving straight to the toilet LMAO you have a nice day too with whatever this is looooooooool
LMAO. "Decentralized". Basically, it's a popularity contest if something on chain goes wrong.
And that's why Crypto will never go mainstream. Imagine a grandma doing all this to stay safe in crypto space LMAO.
LMAO. Serves them right
Good counter. LMAO what a joke
Bro suggested a shittier coin LMAO
What a difference 24 hours makes. Look at how these emotional bears were acting because of a small dip yesterday.... one even opened a 20x short at the bottom lol: [https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1m7pfwx/comment/n51b1kg/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1m7pfwx/comment/n51b1kg/?context=3) and "you're a fool if you think this is a recovery" LMAO [https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1m8kf92/comment/n5193ax/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1m8kf92/comment/n5193ax/?context=3) and "Its sad to see some people still hoping for 4000 in a few days when were clearly going down" [https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1m8kf92/comment/n50wae8/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/1m8kf92/comment/n50wae8/?context=3) This is a lesson to everyone to not listen to bears who pretend it's "guaranteed" we're going down just because the price falls for a few hours. DO NOT GET SHAKEN OUT BY INEXPERIENCED "INVESTORS".
Why are you complaining, doesn't this just proof you can control the market? keep getting busy and be rich LMAO
Imagine flexing 2.3 bitcoins LMAO
LMAO fucking typical. First I'm hearing of this
Oh man I know that had to absolutely gut you selling that early being that the data we’d had from previous cycles had been scary similar. The chart movements if laid right over one another had been damn near exact. It’s so hard sometimes to stay objective. Easier said than done tho, I totally get it. And I bet that after the fact you were all “Goddammit, I shoulda seen from a mile away that an ≈ 2X from the bottom was gonna be peanuts”, especially since that means you sold in 2023, still in the depths of the Bear, while full well knowing that the halving has reliably marked “Bull speed ahead” w/o fail the last 3 times. LMAO Sometimes u just gotta try’n force yourself to zoom out. Hey man, fvk it, profit is profit, that hindsight’s a mfr. I know you at least have a lot of newly gained insight now from the experience, and that in itself is priceless. Plus add to that we can zoom out and reinforce all that previous data even more cuz now that we’re well into this run, we can confidently say that aside from the early ‘24 ETF approvals then subsequent inflows kicking us off to a couple months head start, and kick us off quick & hard it did, and despite the inevitable initial pullback because of it [post-halving downtrend], the chart movement & price action is firing on all cylinders; matching up to previouses right on point yet again. In fact things are going so well that as of now it’s even right on track to match up w/ my personal prediction for this cycle’s top of $150K-175K which are my exit targets as well. Back about Nov ‘22, when I too began to DCA back in [Nov ‘22-Jan ‘23], I’d been combing over data just as in years previous and so drew my strategy for this cycle. It was then that I also called for the top to be in the $150-175K range, and have stood by that number ever since. Hopefully I’ll be able to flex my bookmarked tweets from back then if/when we do indeed hit. lol. So far so good tho as of now.
Ending already? LMAO. Found the new guy
LMAO. Lee “ups” his forecast every other day. These are salesmen, the same goes for Michael Saylor.
“Eth doing its usual stuff” LMAO ok 🤣 nonsense post
“Eth doing its usual stuff” LMAO ok 🤣 nonsense post
LMAO there is literally no winning with these people.
LMAO this is actually so accurate, sadly. I literally had someone tell me a few weeks ago “you think too much” I am not even fucking joking. I told him maybe you need to start thinking more 🤣
Thanks Sherlock. >He has closer ties to many other cryptos than Chainlink. LMAO!!!!! Sure he does. [https://www.swift.com/news-events/press-releases/swift-ubs-asset-management-and-chainlink-successfully-complete-innovative-pilot-bridge-tokenized-assets-existing-payment-systems](https://www.swift.com/news-events/press-releases/swift-ubs-asset-management-and-chainlink-successfully-complete-innovative-pilot-bridge-tokenized-assets-existing-payment-systems)
Such bullshit metrics mate. Every mid-cap token experiences an exponential growth number from launch, because going from almost zero to something is always a lot. But you can't extrapolate that out, and the last 12 months have probably been a reality check whether you like it or not. As for: 'It's now preparing for bull cycle.' LMAO.
deal with selling to soon? Just accept it LMAO. Dont have hindsight bias.
“..to most over 45…” ?!?! Bro you must be like 20, tops. Anyone 45+ was already in their 30’s for BTC’s inception and now thru it’s entire run up. LMAO What are you even on about? Btw, I’m 47 and been in it since 2013 @ $58per.
“..to most over 45…”?!?! Bro you must be like 20, tops. Anyone 45+ was already in their 30’s for BTC’s inception and now thru it’s entire run up. LMAO What are you even on about? Btw, I’m 47 and been in it since 2013 @ $58per.
LMAO "outperforming" Thanks I needed that...
LMAO, I might have undiagnosed dyslexia
LMAO I threw $15 into BTC back in 2021 on Gemini for Empire Market, just checked the account a couple weeks ago and it’s sitting at $115 now 🤣