AKA

00gingervitis

AKA "I am punishing American citizens by another 10% on top of what they already pay for Canadian products, because a Canadian company did something I personally didn't like"

slow70

AKA is vaporware and greed, smoke and mirrors, like must go up and you gotta pay those medical bills as you get older - all it costs is your children’s future

fibonacci011235

AKA cock and ball formation but I didn't want to be crass

ease-on-down

AKA 'We need time to accumulate shares.'

ModernDayWitcher

Same it was only a matter of time. AKA bag holding for 3 weeks and praying each dip I bought

MutaliskGluon

I think the best bubble news is the SMCI update. Pretty much boils down to "yeah this quarter is gonna be bad and we are gonna miss by a fuckload... BUT we totally have a lot of future orders that will make everything look better a few years out" AKA trying to pull an ORCL

Ok-Amphibian3164

Robinhood killed the big GME squeeze. AKA: Government pressure. I cannot find the 13d/f for WAM on GME.

jensenskawk

AKA women

salespunk44

AKA fluffer?

kodaksdad2020

Means people sold short and re bought. AKA traded shares. Regards

InternetIsntMyFrend4

BYND is now a meme stock for sure. It's hard to tell whether if it will go the GME or BYND way, but I'd bet it will turn out to be more like a bankrupt BBYD, then GME craze. If BYND had a champion like Roaring Kitty (AKA Deep Fucking Value, AKA Keith Gill), then it could possibly be a different story. Disclaimer: I made money on GME, but lost all the gains in the following year in BBYD.

invol713

“Volatility”. AKA, we can’t profit off of this, so neither will you.

mollylovelyxx

a) that's not proof, b) you're likely using GEX levels that anyone can get for free using other services. AKA you're paying them for no reason

Canamerican726

Just beware the massive gold buying from ETF inflows: [https://www.forbes.com/sites/roystonwild/2025/10/07/gold-etf-inflows-break-records-in-september-says-world-gold-council/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/roystonwild/2025/10/07/gold-etf-inflows-break-records-in-september-says-world-gold-council/) It's ramped up a ton lately and messes up some of the economics above of supply by sector. AKA, retail demand has thrown off the fundamentals lately - decoupling the price surge from normal fundamentals. So there's a chance of a momentum/sentiment driven pullback from emotional retail regards. Anyone guess where that goes...

jensenskawk

Ber PP AKA fake meat

SteevieJanowski

If you’re not dependent on this $ why are you only giving it a 10-month runway? Unfortunately your goal of 50% growth will only be satisfied by speculative trading (AKA gambling), and your guesses are just as good as anyone’s on Reddit.

jensenskawk

Ber anos AKA beyond pussy

Brill45

So now you’re basically gambling in hopes of making other people money, AKA the market makers and trading platforms, while telling yourself it’s fun?

FrankDrebinOnReddit

All the usual one. You can short sell AI stocks or AI ETFs, write calls (though whether you can do this without owning the shares, AKA naked calls, depends on your options level approval). Or you can buy puts and then sell them when the stocks drop, even if you don't hold the underlying. But the AI bubble might take another 2 years to burst while AI stocks climb in the meantime, and you're either going to be paying for the privilege of making that bet (if you buy calls), tying up your collateral (if you short sell), or risking upside losses on the call if the stock continues to rise. *"The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."* \-John Maynard Keynes (perhaps apocryphal)

SpongEWorTHiebOb

AKA house of cards.

HighwayExotic2808

"Here's my quick summary" AKA you're incapable of thinking on your own and asked ChatGPT to sum it up for you like you're a toddler

Jerikolol

I gotta say today is clear proof the fundamental thesis of BTC is retarded. So regional banks and their shaddy car loans fuck up the SP500 today. Ok, well guess what, wasnt bitcoin supposed to be decentralised, safe, blockchain alternative to that shitshow? AKA DIY BANKING? Control ur own money. So if the mainstream legacy finance world is dieing and corrupt, shouldn't this be immensely bullish for crypto.. u cant trust anyone other than urself (and the blockchain). And yet, -2.51%. Great thesis useless fucking junk. At least AI i can make hentai to goon to.

ta1no

As soon as you get paid, your goal should be to turn your income AKA your paycheck (fiat money) into assets that bring you more income or increase in value over time. You should use your money for things like precious metals, crypto, real estate, stocks, start a new business, or improve your existing business, get healthier and smarter, learn new skills, and so on... You will slowly but surely always increase your assets over time and become wealthier and wealthier.💯 And you must NEVER sell your assets... Why? Because that would bring you back to square one again...🤦‍♂️ And because assets can be used as collateral... And selling is a taxable event. But loans are not.🧠 Example: Why sell your Bitcoin or stocks and pay taxes? Instead, you can borrow against it, tax-free, and still keep the Bitcoin while it keeps appreciating in price... Meanwhile, you now have tax-free money in your bank to pay for expenses and buy MORE assets... Do you understand? How do you pay these loans? Easy... You keep buying assets forever, and repeat... Don't just take out a second mortgage on your house to get granite countertops or new kitchen cabinets... Instead, use it to get another rental property that will bring you more income every month. All paid by the tenants! 👀 Don't just max out your credit cards on some LV and Gucci... Buy crypto or Silver instead... Always buy assets, not liabilities! Also... Don't use your life savings for gambling or risky investments or speculating in the markets... Use your "disposable" income that you can afford to LOSE... Yea I know... YOLO right?... 😏 Trust me, treat ALL stocks, crypto, and real-estate just like a casino in Vegas, and you won't be disappointed.💀 How do you save money?... PAY YOURSELF FIRST... Take a minimum of 10% of everything you earn and never let it go... Every week, you will see your "little" pile grow bigger and bigger. Forever. The more it grows, the more you can afford to "use" to invest from it and play with... It might start as small as saving $500 in order to invest the next $100 comfortably... But never touch the $500... And so on. Eventually, you might have $5000 in savings so you can invest the next $1000... Maybe your investments pay off one day, and you can keep going higher and higher. 😉 To some, that's their disposable income they are comfortable "gambling" with... To others, it might be everything and then some.🤷‍♂️ Remember, I'm just some random reddit poster, and this is NOT financial advice. This is life advice. Never give up. Never stop improving. 🙏😎

HorseJungler

wtf does that even mean? “Filter through the noise”? AKA got a lucky pick? there’s countless “suggestions” here. You got lucky. If you want to gamble again with some random person’s suggestion all the power to you, but don’t act like this was anything but luck.

jensenskawk

AKA trans dad

fallingdowndizzyvr

It won't. The US doesn't import fresh cooking oil from China. The US imports used cooking oil AKA as "gutter oil" from China. So that fresh stuff from Canada just won't have the same bouquet.

Many_Easy

After taking a day off of the counter, I am providing an update. **Today is Day 65 (AKA “we’re in week 10 or 9 weeks, 2 days since the “few weeks” comment).** Maybe he meant “a few months” or “a few years” when the next administration arrives. Let’s not pretend it’s due to other priorities, because he sure had time to issue a Medal of Freedom yesterday.

Shigelerdud

Or land with a property. AKA real estate

DominicB547

Yeah should be but if Dupont and Monsanto and Johnson and Johnson and Chevron etc have taught them anything that they just factor that small fine which is like 1% or even less as the cost of doing buisness. AKA should we take care of this pollutant properly costing X dollars or suffer the fine decades later when we aren't in charge and we have a bigger market share or oh no this stuff is cancerous do we keep selling it etc.

SpellingManor

King Remy AKA Short Squeeze

Dismal-Incident-8498

AKA, we aren't working at all to negotiate and try to reopen the government.

AmericanScream

Ten Facts Crypto Bros DO NOT Want To Admit Or Talk About If there's one thing crypto bros love to do, is talk endlessly about how awesome their tech and tokens are, about how messed up the real world is and how crypto magically fixes everything. But there are plenty of things they will not admit and don't want to talk about. If you want to see how fast they'll change the subject, bring up one of these topics: 1. **INFLATION IS NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING; ITS CAUSES HAVE MUCH LESS TO DO WITH "MONEY PRINTING" AND BITCOIN DOESN'T PROTECT YOU FROM IT ANYWAY** Crypto bros love to strawman "iNfLaTiOn" as an ominous financial cloud of doom that's going to destroy your life. They'll say, "The dollar has lost 90% of it's value since 1900." What they leave out is that the average family income in 1900 was $4000, and now it's $70,000. Inflation doesn't happen in a vacuum. Money in circulation increases to match increases in population and value creation, and wages and product prices adjust in comparison. **Inflation is also what drives economic growth** - Our fractional reserve system does indeed create monetary inflation, but it's [tightly regulated and controlled](https://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/audited-annual-financial-statements.htm), not the "out of control money printer" crypto bros claim. And that ability to leverage and loan money is what helps millions of people each day: get a car they can't buy outright, afford a home, go to college, and more. 2. **THE CRYPTO INDUSTRY HAS ITS OWN INFLATION AND INFINITE MONEY PRINTER** *Stablecoins* - The only reason they exist is to get around money laundering laws. If crypto was legit and its liquidity came from non-criminal sources, then the banking industry would be able to properly embrace it, but that's not the case. Enter Tether, AKA USDT - the most prolific "stablecoin" in the industry, with more than $160 Billion worth of supposed value. The vast majority of all crypto trades are not between crypto and fiat, but crypto and USDT and other stablecoins. Since ideally USDT is supposed to represent 1:1 value mapping to the US Dollar, media pretends when 1 BTC sells for 60,000 USDT, that means "dollars." Not really. 3. **BLOCKCHAIN IS STILL A SOLUTION LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM** Sixteen years into this thing, there's still [not a single, non-criminal thing blockchain is uniquely good for](https://ioradio.org/i/blockchain-claims/). This technology continues to be a "solution" looking for a problem to solve. Occasionally you may find a municipality or company claiming they're using "blockchain tech" but upon further investigation usually these claims don't get past the PR/prototype stage, and if they do, they're never the best solution to an application for which they've been applied. There's a reason the technology behind blockchain: Merkle Trees, has not been widely used in the 60 years since its invention: it has very limited uses and is inferior to modern relational database technology and cryptography. 4. **BITCOIN WASTES INSANE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY JUST TO EXIST** The computers that maintain Bitcoin's database of who-owns-which-tokens are constantly engaged in a worldwide number-guessing-game that is the motivation for them to keep their databases online. Every 10 minutes one network guesses the right number (called a "nonce") and gets a small reward of Bitcoin, and everybody else who was trying, gets nothing for their trouble. This is the mechanism by which third parties are motivated to maintain the blockchain. The problem is, this process produces nothing useful for anybody, and it [wastes tremendous amounts of electricity](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/09/03/climate/bitcoin-carbon-footprint-electricity.html), water, e-waste and other resources. Crypto bros try to distract and whitewash this bizarre scheme by suggesting the energy consumption "drives advancements in renewables." This is false. The primary objective of crypto is to *make money*, which means the cheapest power they can find, they will use, which is fossil fuels. 5. **NOBODY ENGAGES IN MORE GASLIGHTING THAN THE CRYPTO INDUSTRY** There's a reason pro-crypto people find trying to promote their schemes don't land well with average people: Crypto and blockchain technology really doesn't make sense, and this isn't because you're not knowledgeable, it's because it truly doesn't make sense. Which is why crypto bros have to constantly [gaslight people](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tspGVbmMmVA&t=571s) by saying, "You don't understand" or "Have fun staying poor" or scare you with dramatic fearmongering over how "inflation" is going to turn the country into the next Zimbabwe. It's all gaslighting. Trying to make people believe that what they perceive as reality (Bitcoin makes no sense as a store of value) is wrong. 6. **CRYPTO IS A NEGATIVE SUM GAME - FOR EVERY PERSON TO WIN IN CRYPTO, MANY MORE HAVE TO LOSE** The world of crypto is filled with catchy slogans, from "HODL" (Hold On for Dear Life/hold and don't sell) to WAGMI (We're All Going To Make It). These slogans are part of the cult-like aspect, to distract you from the actual math involved in how Bitcoin's return-on-investment model *actually* works. The idea, WAGMI, that everybody in crypto is going to come out ahead, is patently false. For every person in crypto who's $1 "investment" returns $10, requires ten other peoples' $1 "investments" to be lost. Those ten "greater fools" now depend on 100 additional greater fools to show up with $1 each for them to see the same returns. This R.O.I. model is totally unsustainable and will inevitably collapse. The "HODL" mantra helps maintain the illusion by encouraging people to not sell. If people keep holding, they don't realize they've lost 100% of their principal yet. It's a giant, decentralized game of musical chairs where, in the end, less than 1% will ever come out ahead. 7. **THE HISTORY OF BITCOIN AND BLOCKCHAIN IS LITTERED WITH ALL FAILURES AND NO SUCCESSES** Ask a crypto bro about any crypto project more than several months old and they will quickly change the subject. There is no other industry that has such a tremendous array of never ending press releases that point to *nothingburgers.* This is why the mantra, "It's still early" pervades conversation: *Look forward. Don't look back. We don't want you to see our myriad of failed promises.* Crypto's first failure was its principal failure that nobody wants to talk about: Bitcoin being abandoned as a "currency." The volatility and slow transaction performance made bitcoin wholly unsuitable for its core purpose, and [L2s didn't fix that](https://ioradio.org/i/ln/). Hence the need to re-invent it as "digital gold" which has its own array of problems and failures. From there, the "blockchain revolution" moved onward, desperately trying to be relevant, and failing at every turn: 8. **THE ENTIRE CRYPTO MARKET IS SATURATED WITH MANIPULATION AND CRIME AND IS IN NO WAY TRANSPARENT OR REGULATED DESPITE BEING COMPARED TO MARKETS THAT ARE WELL REGULATED** The crypto industry constantly borrows nomenclature from the traditional finance industry, despite *their* versions of these things being fundamentally different from what they represent in the traditional finance market. Terms like: bank/banking, exchanges, market cap, technical analysis, liquidity, assets, etc... when applied to crypto often don't make much sense. Crypto promises people can "be their own bank" but crypto actually doesn't offer the services traditional banks offer. Their version of "banking" is something completely different. Same with "market cap" - which is a meaningless metric when referring to crypto. 9. **NOT ALL BITCOIN (BTC) IS EQUAL. SOME IS TOXIC AND UN-REDEEMABLE.** One of the side effects of having an "immutable public ledger" is that all bitcoin transactions are recorded and available for examination. This includes transactions involving criminal activity such as sanctions violations, dark market exchanges, fraud and cyber terrorism, ransom payments, etc. Criminals are widely using Bitcoin as the preferred method of making large cross-border payments. *But*, converting that crypto back into useful "money" is becoming an ever-difficult thing to accomplish. There are fewer and fewer places that aren't using KYC and AML rules. More and more blockchain analytics companies are examining transactions and tracing movements of crypto through the market, and cross referencing this with known criminal activity, compiling 'blacklists' of wallets involved in criminal activity. 10. **PRICE IS IRRELEVANT -- THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE WORLD STILL DOESN'T CARE CARE ABOUT BITCOIN REGARDLESS OF THE "PRICE" or which crooked politicians endorse it** At the end of the day, all crypto proponents have is, "nUmBeR gO uP!" We've already explained that this number is the result of manipulation and stablecoin inflation, but more importantly, if every cryptocurrency on the planet disappeared tomorrow and was utterly worthless, **not a single important (non-criminal) product or services anywhere in the world would be affected whatsoever.** How can something that's supposedly worth so much, that's so "innovative" and "world-changing" not have any actual real-world utility? Wash. Scam. Repeat.

jensenskawk

AKA ghey trans

Ok_Battle_4082

No college degree auto denies me from most everywhere and I only have 2 years of actual work experience, AKA SLAVE RESUME

soozler

that sounds like a good buy... considering China can shut down the entire chip sector by closing a single factory and we can't do anything to theirs. the entire valuation of the semiconductor stocks depends upon two or three factories producing extremely rare earth metals in China... what's frightening is that the semiconductors are not investing in solving this, they are simply investing in each other... AKA taking shareholder money and diluting their stock

Wonko-D-Sane

AKA "The market is rigged", funny how loopy most logic is.

666KekLord420

The last time people were in here hating on 🌽 this much was at 80k in April AKA the literal bottom

daviddjg0033

We are now in the post-union phase of capitalism where no-bid contracts go to companies run out of houses that hire Republican contractors. 7% of workers were unionized maybe 10% and Bernie Sanders voters were outvotred or changed to vote for Trumo. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/10/dhs-ice-self-deportation-contract-salus-worldwide-solutions-csi-aviation/ https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/10/ice-statistics-deportations-agents-hiring-trump-obbb-detention-centers/ Read the whole November-December issue of Mother Jones about how the 18th largest military in the world AKA DHS and ICE budgets are burning cash like...

FunQuestion

It’s this idea that feels more popular among Pinterest moms than anyone else that the number birthday that matches the date your birthday falls on is especially “special” - AKA if a 2 year old has a December 3, 2022 birthday, their golden birthday would be this December 3, 2025 - turning 3 on the 3rd. I didn’t think it was that big of a deal but then my son was all sad we didn’t do anything special for his “golden” birthday after his classmates told him about the concept. I’d been meaning to do start a small portfolio for him outside of his 529 plan and thought shares of IAU might be fun. I’ve looked into UTMA but I still want a little extra control about when I hand any windfalls over since my son has ADHD and from my experience with other family members with ADHD is that late adolescence can get be the most challenging time when dealing with personalities that can be more inclined than others incline towards addictions and risky behavior. One always hopes their kid will grow up responsible, but I’m iffy on legally being required to hand him thousands of dollars at 18 if he’s going through a rough phase, experimenting with substances, making other spontaneous or unsafe decisions. I’ve seen the previously best behaved kids in my family fall off a cliff at 18 and stumble for a few years and I think a windfall at 18 is just something I’m not comfortable with - if it was 21 or 25, that would be a different story. If you don’t have that specific risk factor with your kid, I love the idea of setting them up with an UTMA.

wickedbeats

Okay kids. Raise your hand if you've done your DD on CCCX / Infleqtion. Nobody? well fuck me, it looks like we have a bunch of fuckin regards on our hands.... CCCX / Infleqtion is an NVDA partnered quantum spac that is a leader in quantum. They are partnered with NASA, NVDA, Army, Air Force, and more They sell real quantum products right now, making 30M revenue in the last 12 months, compared to RGTI which made 7m in the last 12 months. CCCX is makes 4 times the revenue of RGTI, while also sitting at 1/3 the valuation. Churchill Capital, AKA Michael Klein's last SPAC was OKLO. The same seed investors as PLTR, ANDURIL, IONQ, etc. .... which is the US GOVERMENT THROUGH THE INVESTMENT ARM OF THE CIA KNOWN AS IN-Q-TEL This stock has a low float, while simultaneously insiders have their shares locked up for 180 days post merger. The merger should happen Dec/Jan. Based on comps alone this should be trading at $60 - $100, but I think it could go higher. I'm looking forward to the Infleqtion CEO presenting at the NVDA conference at the end of October. Look out for an investment from NVDA into this company. Things could get interesting. Position: Shares + Warrants + Options YOLO NFA regards

_FIRECRACKER_JINX

NVIDIA backed INFQ merger is incoming soon. It's the NVDA backed Quantum company. AKA NVIDIA's version of Google's Quantum Willow. I expect the quantums to dump 20% like when Willow was released.... Imagine hodling IONQ at $81.

Beginning-Fig-9089

Tom Lee - AKA the most hated permabull

vandammes

Yes but different times now, more ask, more need for semi conductor. Gold is only going up and forget digital gold AKA BTC that shit is gonna get hacked by a google quantum computer in less van 4 years.

ChemaKyle

That just means overhead supply is almost dried up. AKA Amazon couldn’t break $200 for the longest as Bezos sold shares. When he was done 🚀🚀🚀🚀

lostinspacs

A trade/tariff truce, world peace, or the sudden pivot from global easy money policies. AKA almost impossible. Might be a small correction eventually though

Covered_claw

People said the same BS during .COM bubble and every bubble when companies were trading at such high multiples and literally were not delivering shit. Everyone should catch themselves when they overlook fundamentals entirely and just follow the hype train. That said, the hype train is great if you know when to get off, which no one does, so if you get lucky its great. AKA its fucking gambling and no one knows whats happening

wickedbeats

CCCX yolo is printing if you dont know.... CCCX / Infleqtion the a NVDA partnered quantum spac merger. they make real money today selling quantum hardware, sensors, and even atomic clocks to NASA Churchill Capital, AKA Michael Klein's last SPAC was OKLO. The seed investors for this company are the same as PLTR.... In-Q-Tel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-Q-Tel) In-Q-Tel is an investment arm of the CIA (US GOV) <----- READ THAT AGAIN, REGARD

skychief99

More than half the money Draft Kings takes in....not half the profit, but half of everything goes to the government AKA The Sopranos. In all likelihood, they're profiting almost nothing.

soozler

I don't know if it's a bubble... so much as the entire functioning of our economy and federal government depends upon the prices of these shares continuing to go up. if we fail to capture capital gains, I.e these companies take a dive, it will cause yields to spike and the bond markets to go insane... so yeah we cannot as a nation afford to have these companies stocks decline significantly.. what is scary is deals like what AMD announced where they are taking shareholder money to buy openai free processors, essentially... the deal is that open AI buys $100 billion worth of processors, and gets $96 billion worth of stock that is printed AKA that comes from current shareholders via dilution. the only way that this works out in a benefit for AMD is if for every processor that they give away to open AI they're able to sell 10 to paying customers. that seems like a very tough order, especially since they have set the precedent of giving away their gpus for free to AI companies.

BestNeedleworker744

bruh........ AKA He bought the calls for .16-.18 ($16-$18) AMD shoots up and he sold for profit, easy explanation

YouLostMeThere43

Holding the POS that twitter traders convinced my dumbass to get AKA JD and watching all the AI stocks rip.

_CMDR_

Reversion to the mean is a broader term than pump and dump, AKA a pump and dump is a type of reversion to the mean. AMD going up today way too high is going to average out somewhere in the middle. I don't think it was explicitly designed to pump and dump.

HedgeMoney

Leverage is basically the single greatest aspect of real estate, and the only reason why it would make more money than stocks. Real estate is essentially a 5x leverage position on an asset. You do it to stocks, and everyone would think you are bat shit crazy. But for some reason, when it comes to real estate, everyone gives it the big ol' okay, regardless of actual statistical and historical results on the stability of each asset. So yeah, as a 5x leveraged position, the appreciation of your asset isn't actually 2\~3% ROI per year. It becomes 10\~15% per year (excluding rental income and expenses), as it would be based on the down payment of the home. AKA, you might have a better and a "safer" (this is arguable) return on average with real estate, compared to an broad market index ETF on average. Of course, these numbers changed depending on how much of the principal is outstanding and your after expense profits from the rental property, but that is the "gist" of why you shouldn't consider it. However, if you are sick and tired of dealing with tenants and property managers, then just sell it all, and invest in etf's and just chill out. Specifically, broad market index ETF's have basically solved investing, making it the highest ROI possible with least amount of effort possible.

Celticsmoneyline

a big part is actually Korean retail traders AKA degenerate gamblers

RtrnOdaMac

OPs talking about Petey. AKA Mr. Can't do a proper pull-up

DangerousRide7

It's literally already said demand pulled forward AKA next quarters numbers are going to be shit

theravingsofalunatic

AKA Run

Canamerican726

You mention you're a novice - not to be 'that guy' but I want to make sure you've heard the advise that you shouldn't be picking individual stocks. The way to build wealth is picking up a few low expense ratio ETFs, contributing to them every month and ignoring the markets completely. AKA, don't sell when things go down. Buy more. Just buy SPY a little bit every month. Even and especially if it goes off a cliff, you keep buying the same amount every month. You don't sell to minimize your losses, you accept the fact that no one has a crystal ball and on a long term time horizon the indexs always recover. 'Time in the market beats timing the market'. I'm 34, my step father was a stock broker who I interned with and father works in finance. I started investing as soon as I got my first paycheck. My 401k, which I just contributed to monthly and ignored, has grown to a hefty size. My personal portfolio, where I used to pick individual stocks and be clever with stop limits, has FAR underperformed my set it and forget it 401k. It's not fun, it's not flashy, and it's not going to get you a Ferrari next year. But 10 years from now when you're sitting on a house downpayment you'll probably be happy you took the boring approach.

Otterpoopie

Obstructionist: > someone who intentionally delays or prevents progress, especially by using parliamentary maneuvers or other tactics to hinder a legislative body's work. AKA: Jerome Powell LMFAO 🤌

r23w

The quarters until R2 ships in the 10,000s or hell 100,000 are gonna be BLEAK. Tomorrow every new Rivian gets $7500 more expensive. RJ said that they're betting on supply chains that work in the long term not short term, AKA gonna get fucked by the tariffs the next few years and hemorrhage cash. They will continue to get cash from legacy automakers that outsource their R&D like they are with VW etc, IDK if that will keep the stock price up enough until EV incentives come back. The interests deductions are only a few thousand in savings, maybe that could offset things IDK. I really don't think people are crosshopping the R1S and the GWagen, its more people who had a Tahoe or Model X, maybe overextending their budget b/c they have kids etc feel like they've earned it. Those poeple will feel it if that market shits downward big time. But hey, if the stock market doubles by the time R2 is rolling off the line like clockwork, I'd say Rivian will preform well, if there's a huge dip, say good bye to all the people who were stretching their dollar to get a Rivian b/c their portfolios will take a deep hit. but what do I know

ThicccBoiSlim

AKA: my grasp on any of this is tenuous and I'm using what I think is intelligent analysis to bet against the bull market to lose money.

BigEdsHairMayo

Medbeds (AKA Universal Healthcare) 💕Thank you, Mr President *(tears rolling down my face)*

baconography

AKA long SPX calls

InsuranceSoft4088

Just sold SPGC AKA NWTG last week with 40% loss.

back0n

AKA me 😭😭😭 that or 0dte it for fun

Zytran

All you need to know is covered calls and cash secured puts. AKA The Wheel Strategy. When done right you can generate an extra 10-15% annualized return using The Wheel with minimal risk.

retarded-salami

We should fractionalize the yolo into fractions of yolo Like 0.5 yolo or 0.025 yolo This way you can mange smartly your finances and your yoloing attitude Oh jesus I just re-invented the entire fucking financial system AKA stock market Ignore me

YuckyBurps

It’s all about risk and reward. There is no conceivable universe where lending you, or me, or anyone else in this thread money is safer than lending it to the US government. US government bonds are considered the safest investments that exist today. So why would a bank loan you money at an interest rate that is lower than the yield, AKA interest rate, on a USG bond if a USG is a considerably safer bet? They wouldn’t and they don’t. That’s why the 10 year note dictates mortgage interest rates.

Worried_Quarter469

AKA the blackjack peace plan: Trump Gaza Hotel and Casino

Cut_Copies

1) no but 2) 5 days is a bizarre time period only relevant to day traders AKA degens

Jmauld

AKA inflation.

AvTrader17

Lots and lots of splits. AKA say away.

Dramatic-Morning-100

AKA Regardol.

syerramreddy99

AKA financial engineering

rain168

That’s why one of the indicator is called SAHM AKA “Stay At Home Mom” indicator. The more of them are doing OF at home = more at risk of recession as they couldn’t get jobs outside.

Nghtmare-Moon

Wolf speed AKA the WOLFENATOR

Just_Candle_315

AKA we used up all our 'get out of jail free' cards and now we're fooked

PandAlex

AKA the god portfolio

StrebLab

Cuts work to treat a negative demand shock, meaning that consumer spending had dropped because of reduced confidence or recession fears (people then buy less stuff so businesses cant sell as much, their revenue goes down, they start laying people off, etc). That is not our current problem. The problem is that we are currently experiencing a supply shock (an event that reduces the ability of a business to produce goods and services or increases the costs of doing business... AKA tariffs). If you use rate cuts to try to treat a demand shock you just get inflation. 

Aureliamnissan

That’s actually not true. It’s stabilized since about the 80s. What *has* changed is the amount owned by “offshore investors” AKA billionaires with fancy finance managers.

I-IV-I64-V-I

🥭 is removing quarterly required reports from companies.  AKA- nothing to see here everything's fine.  ((If this were done during a time with prosperity it wouldn't be suss, as quarterly reports makes companies focus on the short term and not the long term. However in the systems is pretty clear that he's avoiding being blamed immediately for the upcoming... Economy))

NutzNBoltz369

Banks and the general financial sphere likes long term stability. AKA: boring. Trump is not offering that. The securities markets do not see it completely that way though.

ThirteenthPyramid

AKA a company that isn't interested in growing.

BainTrain55

Hmm I’m actually still down money since liberation day 2.0 AKA August 1.

AwkwardTraveler

Expiration of 9/9/2030, AKA bets the stock will be above that number within 5 years. This is a nothing burger.

apoptosis66

I am going to say no. I think chaos and uncertainty trumps (pun intended) any ability to borrow more. AKA I am only borrowing if I am near certain that I can pay it back. This is why uncertainty is such a market killer.

jct111

AKA - I found nothing regarding conversion of unexcercised warrants, only that they expire. [https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1828318/000182831825000264/envx-q32025x7212025ex41war.htm](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1828318/000182831825000264/envx-q32025x7212025ex41war.htm) "Section 3.03    Expiration. A Warrant shall terminate and become void as of the earliest of (i) the Close of Business on the Expiration Date and (ii) the time such Warrant is exercised." What am I missing?

MaximumIntroduction8

Goose, Proceed with caution it’s slowing down, and baiting us. TA Technical Analysis AKA Target Acquisition is getting outta range Do we have the fuel for the afterburners?

ReThinkingForMyself

As I understand it, the first options contracts were for grain or other crops. The price of grain at harvest time is uncertain when you plant the grain. If the summer has good weather, the sale price might be low because there is a lot of grain on the market. If the weather is bad, the price might be high because some crops are wiped out and supply is low. The stock market is the same. Prices are unpredictable. Some farmers decided in the spring that it would be nice if they had a guaranteed price for their grain in the fall, at harvest time. This guarantee is worth some money. A high price guarantee is worth more than a low price guarantee. Say the farmer buys a high price guarantee (a call option) in the spring and later, near the end of summer but before harvest time, he's still guaranteed to sell at higher than the market price. This is worth some money, over and above the market price of the grain itself. If he wants to, the farmer can sell the guarantee now and still sell the grain later at harvest time. So, there's a market for not only the grain itself (AKA stocks) but also for buying and selling price guarantees (AKA options).

JankeyMunter

Politicians. AKA the 🦊 guarding the 🐥

davidbigham

AMD AKA Advanced Money Destroyer

FUCKNOOBS

AKA being a moron pays better. Oh it dipped, gotta buy le redditor dip

SnooEagles2610

AKA a boy named sue

Itchy_Pudding_9940

you don't know the difference can't do your own homework? Trump was indicted by a grand jury. 12 people. Convicted by another 12 people after hearing evidence in a court of law where he was able to defend himself and dispute the case against him and provide witnesses. THAT is our legal system and due process. AKA the rule of law you guys claim to love. this is NOT that do you not get that this is Pam Bondi by herself doing what Trump says.

330d

AKA programming socks

jerrydontplay

Also "We were the richest 1850 - 1910" AKA the Guilded Age when everyone was poor except a few elites. Lmao

AlexanderK1987

Which translates to   الله أكبر AKA **Allahu Akbar** 

Market_Monkey_

The strategy you described is not illegal, but OP keep in mind the whole >"...I'm envisioning is that I have some inside info about company X..." is the illegal part AKA Insider Trading.

OmegaThree3

Reversing WBS is a real thing. Most people in here have limited trading experience and will just say the general consensus, AKA the obvious move, but most of the time, stocks are irrational and only move on surprises and reversals since the consensus is already priced in. If a stock is expected to do bad, and they do less bad then expected... stock goes up 20% ( like Kohls recently). With earnings reports, It's all about predicting the surprises and not relying solely on the general consensus. Stocks move most on reversals. Low stocks going back up, high stocks falling back down etc.

FialaIsMyDad

Can you spell LABOR correctly (AKA American) please, thanks