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🐔 $WLDS - ✅ 1000% borrow fee ✅ tiny float ✅ REGSHO ✅ no dilution risk ✅ low market cap

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Made 30 bands on this last time

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we deserve some FUN

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AXTI: A Zero-Cost Way to Express a Bullish View

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OPEN is the next fat finger attention trade that's worth buying anyways

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OPEN is the next fat finger attention trade that's worth buying anyways

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NO QUESTION ABOUT IT! IM READY TO GET HURT BY SaaS AGAIN!

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$ATER DD — Tiny Float + 22% SI + Lazar Shell Theory = This Could Get Stupid Fast 🐊🚀

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$ATER DD — Tiny Float + 22% SI + Lazar Shell Theory = This Could Get Stupid Fast 🐊🚀

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Quantum Computing Infrastructure Play: 100x Potential

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$ATER DD — Tiny Float + 22% SI + Lazar Shell Theory = This Could Get Stupid Fast 🐊🚀

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Bearish or bullish on apple, Tesla and nvidia. AKA China Summit 2026

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We literally tanked over a Korean facebook post btw

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Akamai Technologies (AKAM) - Strong Buy

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BLS Report Is a Complete Disaster, -100K Jobs YoY Without four retirement-centric sectors & local government

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I DECLARE BANKRUPCY...ON AWS MARKETSHARE - STOCK MIKE

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Intel is killing themselves and the market is celebrating

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$NB - The IRL Aerotyne International (But This Time Not a Scam)

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2 Months Since JPow Shakur AKA Jerome "All Eyez On Me" Powell dropped the hardest Diss of 2026 "Good Evening"

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SPRINT Bioscience – low cap biotech with actual catalysts (not just hopium)

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SATL: The Tiny Space Bet That Could Follow Planet Labs

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SATL Due Dilegence: The Next Plant Labs 🚀🚀🚀

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AAOI Gearing up for a Generational Run ($120 →$150+)

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Instant deposit AKA house money

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$LLY Earnings Wednesday before market open. Volatility play on weekly options straddle 02/04/26

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Psychology of being ahead of the times

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$5K Options Account Challenge

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Need 2nd Opinion on favoring Technical or Fundamental Analysis for $XLF

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AMRQ is going to print tendies

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The Silver Setup From Hell (And Why 2026 Might Melt Faces)

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Private Trader - Equation Integrity & Error Containment

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Private Trader - Equation Integrity & Error Containment

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Private Trader - The skews, the bait, the switch

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Private Trader - The skews, the bait, the switch

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$CMCSA DD

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poem #8: angels are demons AKA ghost stories

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Private Trader - The Equation of Defense

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Private Trader — The Equation of Defense

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Private Trader — The Equation of Defense

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UNH is going up while the industry is experiencing margin compression...

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$ACHV just got the national priority review voucher NPV

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Private Trader - Equations & Kryptorealm

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Private Trader - Equations & Kryptorealm

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$CNO (California Nanotechnologies) CAD Stock announces Q2 2026 Results !!!!!

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🚀 C3.AI — THE AI STOCK EVERYONE GAVE UP ON... RIGHT BEFORE IT GOES NUCLEAR? 💥💥💥

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September was a good month, $68k

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LOANDEPOT DD

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Can We Actually Print Money Front-Running Trump & Tailgating Billionaires? My $1k Dream

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Figma Lock Up Ends Start of Trading Sep 5

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Operation Tendie Rush: A Proposal to Rugpull a Reddit Game Hackathon for $167k AKA SPX Puts + Wendys Coupons for All

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PEW DD Aim and Execute- Price Catalyst -Reboot

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$EQ is complicated, but here is the lowdown (hint: it is a massive long)

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What is the smartest move fellas?

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$WEN to $30 or I’m eating dumpster fries 🍟

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Tips for 18 y/o investing long term into VOO

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Tweet Dave Portnoy AKA Davey DayTrader about $OPEN

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I finally wrote down my investment philosophy

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Genius Act AKA Bailout

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Hidden Bearish Divergence - $12k+ Week

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$12k+ Week - Hidden Bearish Divergence Today

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CHRS DD: The Ultimate Biotech Value Play - Currently Trading Below Wendy's Dumpster Prices 🚀

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MU Earnings

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The Future of Military Computing - $OSS - an Underrated A.I. Edge Computing OEM

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Here is every reason you should buy $INTZ

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I Turned $15K into $353k… Then Lit It All on Fire in 2 Weeks. I’m Reborn. I’m Broken. I’m Back.

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Is this why markets have been not making sense?

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Making money under Authoritarianism

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Warren Buffett: Robin Hood or Rich-People Welfare Office?

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From marijuana legalization to PFAS. Here are items the Republicans removed from Tony Evers' budget (AKA Republicans aRe gReaT FoR wEeD)

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🧨 MSDL Puts: The Quiet BDC Time Bomb (Low IV, High Asymmetry)

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The Smart Money is Already here, Forge Resources Corporation (CSE: $FRG)

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STSS – Nano-cap Medical Tech That Could 10x? Low Float, Nasdaq-Compliant, and Off Everyone’s Radar… For Now.

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Why ETH is underperforming (& everything else under the sun)

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CACC - DD on subprime auto loan crash

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Saving Private Equity

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Liquidity theater

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Liquidity Theater

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Saving Private Equity

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Sam Altman’s SPAC ALCC 🚀or 💩??

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Trading McDonalds options based on the health status of Don Gorske

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Boeing Safety Crisis part 2 - why I give a damn and you should too

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Are there any drawbacks to UCITS AKA EU ETFs that are based on the tracker I want to invest in? I can't invest in VOO and instead I can invest in VUSA.

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8.5K Win on Thanksgiving Eve, AKA Tendie Time

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% share of bonus in cash vs RSU?

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LTH to Offer Ozempic Inside Health Clubs + Fat Joe = YOLO 🚀🔥😎🤞

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Non-Headline Numbers Point to Good Macro

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AMC Non-standard Call Contracts provide MASSIVE Leverage

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Why was MassMutual fined for Roaring kitty’s after work activities ?

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$SCHW - DD - Schwab heading for insolvency?

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PEY - PEYTO Money Printer?

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As new week begins as a nobody trader.

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[DIY Filing Alerts] Part 3 of 3: Building the Script and Automating Your Alerts

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[DIY Filing Alerts] Part 1: Working with the SEC API

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Re-Backward-tardation: UVXY

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Sick of your holdings being shorted (loaned out)? Do this!

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$125k PayPal YOLO

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$125k PaypPal YOLO

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Rhode Island House Votes 54 to 11 to Legalize Psilocybin (AKA Magic Mushrooms)

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Def NOT Doing This Right - AKA Making Money

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Shook my eighth ball, telepathically has indicated to me NIO will be out of business soon.

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When losing wars the losing party is usually a bit more willing to make compromises. AKA if the IRGC feels threatened by revolution they wouldn’t do this.

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# Oil in U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve falls below 300 million barrels, lowest since 1983 I love when they post these headlines they don't specify that the reason it was so low in 1983 is because it had only just been filled to that level since it was created. AKA its never been this "low" before lol

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> has privately admitted AKA "We made it the fuck up, no source, won't be held accountable when it doesn't happen."

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AKA, they finally released the correct numbers or something a lot closer to them.

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META + AMZN red While GOOGL, AAPL, NVDA, MSFT are green AKA the winners of mag7

The US president says he has decided to cancel a threatened attack on Iran, “subject to being able to rapidly make a deal”. He said Israel “joins me in this commitment”.  AKA bombs dropping tonight and Sunday 

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Summertime, AKA jail bait season Why are there so many jail baits walking around in skimpy outfits? It's dangerous out there.

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AKA "It'll go down at some point in the next 2 weeks" yeah you're a genius my guy

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“Failing to pay taxes/pension/health insurance premiums” \-AKA if they tax audit you and tell you that you owe xyz, but you actually owe abc they can revoke it now without a criminal conviction “Hiding assets overseas” \-Japan is one of the highest tax regimes in the world for permanent tax residents. They have a 55% top income tax rate and 55% inheritance tax and a similarly high exit tax for unrealized capital gains when you own stocks or bonds or crypto above ¥100 million. You are technically required to report assets in excess of ¥50,000,000 overseas annually on your tax return, but that’s a low amount for basically any upper middle class foreign resident. It just sets up the pretext for revocation without a criminal conviction. Previously, you needed to be convicted of a crime + sentenced to 1+ years in prison to be placed in removal proceedings. Expect more changes to come. They might charge more for re-entry permits, require something like 3/5 previous years resident in Japan to retain PR, revoke it for people who fall on public assistance. They’re just getting started.

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AKA bagholder, no?

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"we will not hesitate to act" AKA they will hike rates if they have to

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God candle on precious metals, AKA rates not getting hiked boys

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The “AI trade”, AKA retail investors doing what they always do and chasing an overhyped market on a technological breakthrough of which they don’t understand the economics and are left holding the bag. The “AI trade” people funded the first infrastructure buildout of the AI sector and given the short shelf life of the GPU’s they’ll never see that money again.

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>This time is *always* different. This is what kids say when they ignore every piece of academic research stating the contrary. AKA classic redditor.

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Massive transfer of wealth from the 99% to the 1% AKA market working as designed.

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The US government AKA a bailout

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Puts should print on earnings AKA the stock is going straight to $400

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Semi’s (AKA the most profitable companies in the world rn) just keep producing lower highs and lower lows. What is it going to take to break out? You want MU/SNDK to end the war or something?

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Ed Zitron talks about this a lot and AI will probably never make it back unfortunately. Screwing private equity AKA normal peoples retirement plans etc. The issue with AI is that it doesn't scale like software does since it is so resource heavy (electric, water, etc.)

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lol yes wtf it literally means world peace and now they can stop trying to take over the world AKA peace AKA green 

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Yes, we don't know exactly how many are left in stockpiles. We know how many are produced for stockpiles. We can guess how many are fired by interception releases. AKA it's known.

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AKA nothing matters 😆🤣

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Jesus Christ AKA Trump was save us

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Everyone talking about oil. No one looking at Yen still desperately fighting for its life. Japan has to either keep dumping US bonds to prevent 163¥/$ or implement strict capital controls and panic investors. AKA they rawdogged the money printer in an alleyway multiple times. Thought everything was cool until the STD tests came in.

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The important quote is the following: "C.C. Wei, TSMC’s chief executive, said the pace of the build-out would depend on “the market situation.”" AKA it can take 10 years before they arrive.

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I love how the source is “authors calculations”. AKA “Trust me bro”

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2000 to 2010 AKA the lost decade

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Maybe, demand vs capacity is a complete unknown at this point... the capacity buildout is based on projections from NVDA and the two companies with the most computationally intensive models. But my point is that those two companies, Anthropic and OpenAI, do not offer anything that will keep even the likes of MSFT from switching to Chinese models where it's financially reasonable to do so (increasingly, more and more use cases). AKA, they have no moat.

Apple has been a 10 year story now of investors seeing a brighter future than what is ever delivered. Don't get me wrong fantastic, well run, cash printing company. But the CONFIRMED 10 year trend is that stock price is outgrowing the companies real results. AKA, a decade of P/E expansion while being promised this is the year that multiple catches up. Ill keep what I have but I would never keep adding in at these levels.

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Growth is meaningless without expected return on investment - AKA cash flow AKA margins. The memory companies aren't experiencing growth. They didn't create a ton of new memory factories because they know the investment isn't worth it, so they auction off memory to increase margins. There production is capped. I think the korean company said they'd increase production but that was recent and the beginning of the trade to unwind. Model companies are hoping for user base growth and adoption so they can start (wait for it), increasing the cost, to (wait for it) increase their margin. Without the margin potential the growth is meaningless.

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nobody gives a damn about u or me or anyone else's opinion, the market dictates reality and were either trending with it or against it I couldn't care less if Godzilla himself decided to take over PYPL, all I care about is how to extract gains, AKA money; everything else, every other thought has ZERO value and PYPL will deliver gains, and once I cash out and dump this garbage after I use it and throw it away, I jump onto another stock; use it, then dump it yet again; a vicious cycle of cash upon cash upon cash no ego here, no emotion, just money

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Because IBM has not yet finalized its complete financial reports, the company does not break out specific, standalone server revenue numbers. However, the broader **Infrastructure division** (which includes servers like the IBM Z mainframe line) reported a **7% year-over-year revenue decline**. Zuck said they use it for "internal AI research and product development" - AKA they use ai to create slop and and constantly processing the slop. They are considering selling instead as it MAY result in more money. “I don't know anyone in the industry who feels they have excess computing power,” Regardless, its bullish for Amazon, MSFT, Google. Not so sure about the chips.

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fuckin around with ladies ain't my thing sir, happily married to the one and only; and pics to share with the world? I ain't retarded sir, ya ain't gotta believe jack, ur a nobody to me like I am to u focus on what matters, the dough; AKA the tickers, keep a close eye, watch em touch stars

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I mean...if something hits mainland USA i think that's a little different and unprecedented..AKA not like Vietnam or any other successes..

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You want me to post positions in the daily AKA shitpost thread? 🤔 🌈🐻⏰️

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[unavailable] of course. Wankers who only want to hear their beliefs reflected back at them for validation. AKA people in financial cults.

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So the concept was to build a giant satellite network to provide cell phone service, to the 1% of people who couldn't get it from existing 5G towers, mostly in complete shithole countries where it's dirt cheap, instead of just building more 5G towers at a fraction of the price. Oh, and I guess it included Grok, AKA the child porn AI generator. And people though that this was worth trillions?

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Literally the entire parent comment for this whole thread is "recreational use" It changes everything in the entire conversation and nothing you've said makes any sense. The evidence is that they kept it schedule 3. There is no other evidence needed than that. Legal recreational use is not allowed in schedule 3, prescriptions are required and there are legal limits on how often prescriptions can be filled, etc. AKA recreational use is still extremely limited federal perspective and the feds can crack down at any time.

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Obviously, anyone with an ounce of goodness and morality in their heart would side with Iran, and not the terrorist countries AKA US and Israel. Your president is in the epstein files

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Doesn’t affect me or my community, AKA couldn’t care less. More loss porn might change my mind though…

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I think commodities are generally the simplest kind of investments to make narratives about. You can say something like "Copper will be an integral part of energy infrastructure build out over the coming years, and I want to make a bet that hormuz will spur investment in that infrastructure" Or you can say "Hormuz will buttfuck our economy, that's probably bad for steel" Etc. But gold, and this is usually true, not just now, but especially now, is really difficult to form a simple narrative about. Because what is gold really? It has value as jewelry, in industry, and as a "safe haven investment". The justification for the last one usually is that there will always be demand from those first two and also "history". AKA governments still hoard it. I've always found that kind of weird. Demand from industry and jewelry you would expect to dip during recessions, exactly when you would want a safe haven. And I think betting on the hoarding tendencies of governments and the wider population is weird. We know historically as investors that being long on gold has very little upside, and that short/medium term is inversely related to yield rates, which, who knows where those are going, so in general, I just really want nothing to do it with it.

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100% the "intel" came from Israel, and has yet to be vetted by any reliable sources. AKA bullshit. the false flag has already happened my friend.

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The odds improve and very good gains can be achieved with Long Dated Options (AKA LEAPS) There are certain members of Congress (quite a few, actually) who buy deep in the money long term options [members of Congress have a clearly identifiable "meaningful edge"] With this strategy, you can still achieve ~3 to 5 times the percent gain versus buying the stock outright (but conversely, if the stock tanks you will suffer that sort of loss proportionately) INTC would be an example where stellar gains were achieved if purchased in '25 or early '26...MU, NOK, BB have also done well The current market offers many opportunities, but also quite a bit of 'chatter' and 'noise' If held for over 365 days, options are taxed as Long Term Gains, so that can help too (Be aware that if you exercise the options to buy the stock, your acquiring date resets to the time that you do so) NFA Just basic info to help make some decisions

"WHEN" AKA "WEN" RIPPIN TO 45 dollars today btw

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“Support local businesses” AKA pay 250% more for shittier products

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Lot of mElon haters here who would choose pride over wealth AKA, losers LMAO

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# SO, THE CHILDREN FUND OF AMERICA (AKA TRṳmp ACCOUNT) BOUGHT AT TOP TOO??? ...LOL **THESE KIDS ARE GONNA BE POOR 🤲**

> They also could have invented a way to make oil from coal....... a landmark strategic innovation since synthetic rubber. AKA re-inventing the wheel invention. OMG this is truly the most retarded sub on Reddit.

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China seems to have stopped buying oil...... Does it mean they stocked piled so much of it they don't need it right now to need it later? Or does it mean China has been slowly diversifying energy solutions and no longer needs oil to run their economy? Most of their population if they have a car has moved to EVs, and most of their public transport runs on electric. They also could have invented a way to make oil from coal....... a landmark strategic innovation since synthetic rubber. AKA re-inventing the wheel invention.

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AKA random walk…

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Yen depreciates against USD, EUR, etc -> -> goods imported into Japan rise in price (and as an island nation they import a lot) -> the cost to purchase those imported goods like food and materials used for manufacturing gets passed along to the consumer (AKA: cost push inflation) -> Nikkei goes up in nominal terms but it doesn't matter because everything costs more

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As the other poster said it looks like vibes not math from all the comments. Lot of Reddit meme stocks in the trade list. Thing is vibes (AKA momentum) can work for short term trading as long as you’re also lucky, the news cycle continues in your favor & you’re aligned with the vibes of the big money.

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AKA the Homer.

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MSFT AKA SPY inverse ETF. 😂😂

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thank you, I’m doing okay and I appreciate the kind words. just wanted to shout into the void for a bit, maybe entertain my fellow wsb regards for a while. next play is probably going to be CRM LEAPS once i can afford them and DCAing into some indefinite expiry 1.0 delta call options (AKA stock ownership) in MAMA

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AKA Dave from Wendy’s…

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Due to unforeseen circumstances I am now what they refer to as a long-term investor AKA “baggie”

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This is your daily reminder that Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face, while on a hunting trip, while dick was sitting in the back of a limo. Then the guy he shot apologized for being in the way. AKA The origin of Big Dick Energy. RIP

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Liquidate on pump. AKA Take profits

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LOL you young guys crack me up... I trade the DOW heavy and it is FAR more better than the SP500 .....AKA the SP7 When NVDA and Tesla goes down they take down the entire SP. (I really like NVDA but that price action back in 2023 and 2024 will NEVER happen again) Tesla is a bad stock (PE and sales YTD?) and you fan boyz on here keep propping it up every week. You only buy Tesla because it is "trendy" on Reddit. The DOW is really a MODIFED HIGH INTEREST CHECKING ACCOUNT if you know what the hell you are doing. The DOW does not rip like the SP500 but the drawdowns are not as extreme. The DOW is a steady stair climber and even during pullbacks, I smile and buy as much as I can. You guys look for lottery ticket stocks and come on here and complain non stop when they dump. (MICROSTRATEGY aka Strategy?)

I’m still up on everything. Of course I have deep regrets about not selling the top, still traumatized by 1/30 AKA silver Friday, but I think it will heat up again around midterms

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Among the 4 high profile stocks added to the NASDAQ 100 today, NBIS, RKLB, WhoreWeave (AKA DebtWeave), and ALAB, only ALAB ended the day in the green and it was up a decent amount of 5%.

Apologize for being harsh. Your MSFT argument is flawed. I put the below in a different post. So my answer. I run a 1200 ppl tech team so I do know something.. Most WSBers are dumb. They want to make a billion dollars overnight.. And mostly small time uber drivers making 3K bets.. So ignore these doordashers and be patient bcoz MS is a key AI player completely misunderstood by uber drivers.. The key is to make $$ in this crazy market by identifying value stocks that most people missed or ignored Edit1 - Copilot ppl trash but don't understand github is moat for code and its a matter of time before they train it with all the quadrillion lines of code they have in there.. Once they release some AI apps on top.of their stack will be game changing. Once llms become commodity, corporate will go the the cheapest or value token producers. You can only do if u have cloud datacenters like Google not rent like anthropic. Every corporate is buying claude NOW to produce more AI slop which will slow one day. CONTEXT and DATA is the future of AI not LLMs.. Also buy MongoDb and oracle who will hold ALL the context in the world bcoz u need to store quadrillion terabytes of context on-prem and on cloud to make AI meaningful. The BIGGEST success factor for AI in corporate world is custom DATA... that frontier LLMs have no access to. Even if ppl want to use open-source it will be hosted on cloud and there are only 3 big cloud providers and MSFT is one of them. It takes years to build new datacenters and super expensive.. Neoclouds will take a big share as well.  Edit-2. I piled up on Google last year at 150 when most uber and doordash walstreet and CNBC pundits AKA genius were trahsing google.. You need a lot of dumb people in this world to get on the good stocks at low price.. 

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AKA ATON, which ended up with RS and dilution cycles

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lol yep. I sold around 196 and locked in the \~$17 profit. I don't know if I am going to try to get back in tomorrow or not. Maybe if it dips below 196 and ideally if it goes back to 180 then I might. I am trading on vibes right now. My vibes. AKA I don't know shit about shit lol.

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And then there is the out of the blue private offerings of a few million shares to the institution who shorted in the first place because they can't return shorted or naked positions...hence the regsho list. Its extortion... all the while the middle age retail dads think oh big time institutional investors are on board...better load the boat!!! That you did...with lead weights. AKA death spiral

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Love this answer. I’m 29, I was taking 25% of take home pay and just throwing into spy or voo. Now I’m doing 20% into market and the other 5% goes into a high yield savings. I do believe this is going to crash down eventually and i want a stack ready to buy the dip (AKA the 5% account). I’m basically praying for a crash at this point. Ready to print.

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good we need Warsh to work better with Bessent, i am always in the camp of strengthening the USD while weakning it. AKA you strengthen it by controling petrodollar and people must hold USD vs gold but at the same time you can weaken it to inflate away the debt

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lol your saying the past few weeks of ceasefire isn't manipulation? It's not even a "deal" yet until Friday. It's just an agreement to sign a deal. AKA it's not signed yet

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AKA Ro Khana

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Actually when someone is stupid and people use deceptive methods to convince them to do something stupid financially, that is someone’s fault, and it’s a violation of federal consumer protection laws.. those laws specifically cater to the least sophisticated consumer, AKA morons.  I’m not saying you or anyone else did anything like that by simply engaging in the trade, but if you were “sarcastically” pumping it on social media and implying it would be a beneficiary of the SpaceX IPO, etc. then yeah, that’s pretty bad. 

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>ACTUALLY worth, in an ACTUAL hypothetical mass liquidation, yes. Which is not their current price, and is instead estimated by the bank on a case by case basis for large shareholders who will likely have an impact during liquidation. And its actual worth is what it currently sells for yes. >AKA not market cap. Market cap is entirely defined by the current price, which is not what banks use. They probably do if you're only asking for a loan against 0.01% of the shares, but not if you're asking for 15% of all shares. Musk doesn’t own all the outstanding shares, thus market cap is not up for discussion. 

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Because NASA didn't provide revenue to private interests, so Bush JR oversaw the dismantling of NASA's ability to function by killing their budget and ordering the end of the shuttle program instead of approving the modernized design that NASA created (AKA the "Space Plane" that the Air Force uses as a temporary spy satellite). Then they sat back and let NASA slowly decay to the point that Privately owned aerospace could worm their way in.

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AKA don’t be a pussy

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> he knew he had some big wins so he focused on those. AKA cherry-picking, survivor bias.

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“I have canceled the scheduled strikes against Iran this evening” AKA “I have sold my puts and purchased calls now.”

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I bought puts like a gay little bear and now I want SPY to go down AKA bend over for daddy. Should’ve stuck to calls

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AKA — ngl, depends how heavy your position is — buAKA — ngl, depends how heavy your position is — but aka timing still feels off?t aka timing still feels off?

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How the fuck has the market shat the bed this hard for this long? Fucking AMZN literally has been red every goddamn day since 2 weeks ago. AKA the fucking moment I fucking bought in.

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Saylor has just been the biggest bull out there for years, and had claimed since 2022 that he would never sell bitcoin. It was merely the "signal" that his small sale of coins sent to the market. AKA "If the biggest bull is selling, maybe I should too". Personally, I think he did it as a test, knowing he would buy back in anyway. Eventually, Strategy probably has to trade BTC on sheet to generate alpha, at least during consoladation periods.

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These hyper-focused thematic ETFs like RACK is historically a highly reliable indicator of near-term market euphoria, AKA bubble. So honestly, not a great sign.

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From the [IPO Registration Form](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm): > •For the three months ended March 31, 2026, our Connectivity segment generated revenue of $3,257 million, income from operations of $1,188 million, and Segment Adjusted EBITDA of $2,087 million. Our Connectivity segment, primarily driven by Starlink, generated revenue of $11,387 million, income from operations of $4,423 million, and Segment Adjusted EBITDA of $7,168 million in 2025, representing year-over-year growth of 49.8%, 120.4%, and 86.2%, respectively, benefiting from subscriber growth, increasing enterprise adoption, and continued improvement in network efficiency; >•For the three months ended March 31, 2026, capital expenditures for our Space segment was $1,052 million, for our Connectivity segment was $1,332 million and for our AI segment was $7,723 million. In 2025, capital expenditures for our Space segment was $3,832 million, for our Connectivity segment was $4,178 million and for our AI segment was $12,727 million. So, In the past 15 months Starlink made $5.6 billion in [income from operations (AKA EBIT)](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/ifo.asp), compared to an EBITDA of $9.26 billion, and spent $5.5 billion on capital expenditures. Some of its expenses, however, may be hidden within the SpaceX division if they are using creative accounting for the cost of launching the satellites and I don't know what their interest and tax costs look like.

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"Apple Warns Against 'Pursuing AI for the Sake of AI" AKA - We don't know wtf we are doing.

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Here come the dip buyers, AKA the trump administration

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Amazon announces agreement with Corning to boost US fiber optics manufacturing, creating 1,000 advanced manufacturing jobs in North Carolina. Big demand for fiber, AKA CLFD! Market cap is less than 1% of Cornings! CLFD is the sneaky AI data center play!

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AKA Retirement Plans A, B, C, etc.

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AKA a national security and public safety issue - let's just keep treating the problem as the solution until they have no other option. When's the remodel on my bunker ready?

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AKA the Big Mac Index. 8% inflation rate seems like the actual non cooked figure

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Now we need Oracle and Adobe earnings to restart the pump again. AKA - we're fucked.

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Saylor AKA King Regard literally told you 6 months ago https://preview.redd.it/ccz0bew9si5h1.jpeg?width=3833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac6cd3f6e88012ae0394a51560e2b7bcb507841

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I think the downward trend will continue too. It might have some swings up, but I think we hit the peak of crypto as a whole already. America is lagging but the rest of the world sees Bitcoin and crypto for what it is. It's just a way to exchange money without regulation, AKA money laundering. I sound crazy now but I bet it starts to get outlawed in many countries and companies dump their bitcoin investment. Retail gets left with a bag of useless currency. The future of Bitcoin can only thrive if countries start using it and accept that money laundering is an acceptable practice. It's only accepted right now because politicians are too old to grasp these modern technology concepts. It won't be the same in 10-20-30 years. Politicians and the people will catch up and ban it or just not accept crypto on 99% of platforms. It'll be popular to do it too. Yes retail will be left with the bags but the average person hates crypto, knows its a scam, and knows the wealthy benefits from it. It's a risk to their 401ks and also makes them worth less. They will want their politicians to ban it too. It has popular support.

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INDI is dirt cheap rn AKA all in invest way more than you can afford to lose

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AKA Boomer Stocks

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The House saw AVGO dragging down semis/AI AKA the global economy and activated their trap card “End Iran War” lmao

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The usefulness of LLMs is really a reminder of where we came from, rather than where we are going. In the early 2000s you could go on the internet and figure out how to do pretty much anything, for free. There were tons of websites with free tutorials. Its how I got into photoshop. Most people with hobbies start of copying someone else, then as they get more proficient they would adapt what they learned into their own thing. Thats pretty much how LLMs are used. Unfortunately, corporate shit heels like you regards got in the way and decided to monetize everything so all of the free information (and vibrant communities surrounding it) disappeared.  What LLMs are today is pretty much where we would have wound up if the culture of free flowing information was not stomped out. It is an equalizer, not an advantage. Anyone with an LLM can be OK at something, but by no means does it make them a professional. In other words, LLMs have one place in the future. Government subsidized / free information AKA a library. After scrubbing all the bullshit they fed into it of course. 

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>Our discounted cash flow valuation of SpaceX is $780 billion, about 48% below its private market valuation, including a wide range of probability-weighted scenarios for the AI business. AKA... "we made some shit up about fantastical futures for this company to justify such a ridiculously high valuation."

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Killer Whale (AKA the ORCA) here...see you all at 9:30am buying shares in emerging data center king CLFD. Google raising $80B? That's a lot of money that CLFD can go after with its NOVA platform! Those nasty shorts are going to get SQUEEZED.

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Whenever MM sell a call option to you, they buy 100 shares to cover the call. This is called selling covered calls as oppose to naked calls. Majority of MM do covered calls, because its low risk compare to naked calls. This covering is whats drive the share price up when shit load of apes buy calls options, AKA gamma squeeze. So when you exercise your calls, the MMs will already have shares to pass it to you, ready and fresh, hence the share price wont rise much or any at all.

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For the macro-scale….I Wish I had a bigger audience to share exactly how Elon and the tech bros are currently fucking all of us in the ass for the foreseeable future. It disgusts me and we shouldn’t allow that shit to happen. Retail is too blinded by greed to see what’s happening when they buy the dip. Passive index funds are ensuring that every spike up is an algorithmic-driven hollow fake squeeze on unusually low volume. They dump tech and buy into SpaceX IPO. Meanwhile, tech insiders take advantage of this to engage in stealth distribution since the beginning of the second quarter, if not sooner. It’s faker than your step mom’s tits and Michael Burry is about the profit on the way down. Warren buffet will be there at the trough to pickup the cheap shares when fear is high. It’s my understanding that our economy must shed its complexity debt before moving up into the new AI/AGI era. That means we have to get the electrical grid up to par with the AI demands. That means the fake holographic price you are seeing is about to snap back to reality. That reality is a 19GW electrical infrastructure shortfall. How big will that shortfall be this time next year? How about next year? As it stands right now, just adding 19GW could take anywhere from 5-15 years. Meanwhile BRICS infrastructure is primed and ready for an AI technological boom. This is why the billionaires are so worried about China. I understand it’s a casino and I love gambling, but look into my claims yourself. It’s more alarming than most people care to examine. At the very least utilize AI to further investigate my claims. TLDR: The billionaires are fucking over the regards. They think America has too many millionaires. (As they swim in their cash swimming pools filled with billions) The economy is about to fiercely correct like it does every time our country enters a new technological phase. It might not be today or tomorrow, but our fake holographic price gets a reality check(AKA THE REAL PRICE AS PER OUR LABOR AND INFRASTRUCTURE ALLOWS). *And the tech billionaires have made sure they won’t lose a cent, but your family will.* 🔥**The regards must be alerted and the beacon needs to be lit. Gondor calls for aid.** 🔥

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While I think the rule changes are stupid it's a tiny weighting in the SP500 and a small weighting of the NASDAQ indexes. This is basically fearmongering lol. At a 2T valuation and 3% public float the market cap within the SP500 of SpaceX will be 60B. AKA, tiny.

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