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Sam Altman’s SPAC ALCC 🚀or 💩??

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Trading McDonalds options based on the health status of Don Gorske

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Boeing Safety Crisis part 2 - why I give a damn and you should too

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Are there any drawbacks to UCITS AKA EU ETFs that are based on the tracker I want to invest in? I can't invest in VOO and instead I can invest in VUSA.

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8.5K Win on Thanksgiving Eve, AKA Tendie Time

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% share of bonus in cash vs RSU?

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LTH to Offer Ozempic Inside Health Clubs + Fat Joe = YOLO 🚀🔥😎🤞

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Non-Headline Numbers Point to Good Macro

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AMC Non-standard Call Contracts provide MASSIVE Leverage

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Why was MassMutual fined for Roaring kitty’s after work activities ?

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$SCHW - DD - Schwab heading for insolvency?

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PEY - PEYTO Money Printer?

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As new week begins as a nobody trader.

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[DIY Filing Alerts] Part 3 of 3: Building the Script and Automating Your Alerts

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[DIY Filing Alerts] Part 1: Working with the SEC API

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Re-Backward-tardation: UVXY

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Sick of your holdings being shorted (loaned out)? Do this!

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$125k PayPal YOLO

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$125k PaypPal YOLO

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Rhode Island House Votes 54 to 11 to Legalize Psilocybin (AKA Magic Mushrooms)

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Def NOT Doing This Right - AKA Making Money

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Shook my eighth ball, telepathically has indicated to me NIO will be out of business soon.

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Puts? Consider DLTR rather than NVDA!! :)

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$WNNR: Do We Have Ourselves A Winner?

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$FATP AKA FATPussy — AI SPAC with 485K float and 1% over NAV protection presents the safest squeeze possibility in this shitty market.

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💙 $BBBY 💙 Current affairs shows a coming 'Full Return' of value

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This Week’s Positions on Futures Options & SPX 1 DTE Trades: +$11,784 (3.92% Profit)

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BOIL Update - AKA TF?

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CULTF - A Game-Changer in Cellular Agriculture and the Future of Pet Food Industry

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VIX Predictor - Juice - AKA Volatility Skew by Tenor By Delta

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Today is the last day to comment on four important SEC rules that may impact you. More information inside.

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Today is the last day to comment on four important SEC rules that may impact you. More information in comments if interested.

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PSLV vs THE WORLD - Must read for gold and silver bugs.

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[DD] Trump is getting arrested tomorrow. Puts on SPX

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Why doesn't the government just issue SVB a refund?

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Freeloader Challenge!

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The Country of Jordan Endured a Market Crash and Credit Crunch in 2019 and No One Noticed.

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Title: Schwab Intelligent Portfolio -11.79% vs Market -20%, Should I switch?

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Perfect Elliot Wave forming to YOLO on SPY PUTS

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Mad Cripto's Insights on FTX and the Metaverse 🚀

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I discovered someone I know is a professional penny stock scammer and works for what appears to be a massive Russian scam ring. My morals can’t take this discovery… What can I safely/anonymously do to help stop this?

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Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

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Merry Christmas!!!

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The Price of Time The Real Story of Interest by Edward Chancellor Part 3 of 3

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IIPR Puts update-Dealing a hot Deck-November Update

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$RUM for the week

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$NOTV Deep Research DD on potential Squeeze / Growth play

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🏦 Is SBF is a Fed Plant (Project Hamilton)? 💸 Try to disprove me 🏦

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Why I'm bullish on Curiosity Stream ($CURI) - Deep Value Play (DD)

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Why I'm bullish on Curiosity Stream ($CURI) - Deep Value Play (DD)

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Why I'm bullish on Curiosity Stream ($CURI) - Deep Value Play (DD)

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My conspiracy theory investment strategy!

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The everything rally draws near...

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Expect Further Downside

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Today was the market bottom and you missed it AKA puts are fucked 📈🚀

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Why is the ask price always higher than the bid price? How can people trade stocks if the sellers and buyers dont agree to eachother's prices?

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Game Of Trends: A Feast For Bears - Apple and Tesla

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WLDS $ Wearable Devices Ltd $ The Next Big IPO *AKA Next HKD

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If you're struggling to understand what investing is all about and how to make money from it read this

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Quick guide (or what reality is) for new diamond hands (bag holders) of any trash stock.

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$GME withdraws credit ratings from S&P... AKA 1/3 shot of M&A 🔥🚀

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$GME withdraws credit rating from S&P... AKA 1/3 shot of M&A

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Looking for a place to hide from JPOW??? Too regarded to understand SPY puts?? Well then I have MONEY MAKING PLAN FOR YOU!!! EQNR…Up almost 100% on the year!

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ITM vs actual P/L

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We don’t need Judas AKA Ryan Cohen to moon BBBY. Let’s band together and recover our money by buying more BBBY.

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RC Form 144 Shill Scam

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Time To Deliver A Pizza Ball

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/YOLO/GAIN -- DEGENERATE GAINS & SWAG

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Why $SFT is thee short squeeze candidate after their newly announced Merger with $LOTZ..

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Why $SFT is thee short squeeze candidate after their newly announced Merger with $LOTZ..

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When The Bullet Hits The Bone.

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Google: A Wonderful Business Trading At A Discount

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All trails ALWAYS lead to the same source… No matter where you are in the world, your markets are being manipulated by the same people.

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Is SIGA Technologies ($SIGA) a buy in 2022?

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$Siga and Monkeypox - The Ultimate Ape Case

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$SIGA and Monkeypox - The Ultimate Ape Case

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Why good science is a bad investment.

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CPI clarification and discussion

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Indicators and Good Data: A Brain Dump

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Drive-thru Dominance and Chinese Throbbers: The Lie Auto Saga

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Drive-thru dominance and Chinese throbbers: The Lie Auto saga

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Which ticker pumped here has created the worst community (AKA bagholders)?

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Consummate degenerate OG autist posts an AMA...

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INFINITE MONEY GLITCH [JUNE 2022]🚀🚀🚀

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I know 3 trades , 3 languages, fought for 3 years and have 3 children and no work for 3 months. But I only want one job.

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® ™ Stagflationary Economic Collapse ™ ©, and a relative Apocalypse

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Remember we get PPI then the meeting of Retards AKA FEDs next week.

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CURI- A rapidly growing company trading well below book value

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It's never about free speech. It's always about money: Musk, Twitter, Tesla, Lyft, Uber, Google, and More - Part 2

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The Twitter arbitrage is too good to pass up

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Twitter Buyout = Rivian Revenge?

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2,480% Gain, the concept of actual "Bottom" and deep fucking value.

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2,480% Gain, the concept of actual "Bottom" and deep fucking value.

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No offense to you delusional dreamers, but here is why ATER will never be GME

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Elon Musk Twitter hypothesis

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Elon Musk Twitter hypothesis

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Put Politics Aside - The Trump Pump Is Coming

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The China Stock Bulls (AKA Alibaba Fans/Cultists and Jack Ma [Dick]Worshippers) Dip Buying are in for The Shock of The Century SMFH

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Are there any actual value posts in this sub?

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China politic in DEEP part 1 ( KOMSOMOL)

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Probably. AKA MULN. Largest shareholder is a Kazak ‘investment’ fund. 100% cellar boxed.

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I agree the country needs to secure supply chains, chips included, but enough is enough with the money giveaways, AKA grants. If the companies need incentives, fine but get something in return, such as equity in the company or credit toward future purchases, and enough with the promises, get guarantees with failure costs. The country can't afford fragile supply chains, but it also can't afford to spend billions on promises, meant if which will go unkept. This is strictly yet another corporate welfare program, putting money directly into the pockets of owners of the chip companies.

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I didn’t see anyone answering this. But there’s a little guy called « Theta », it’s one of the Greeks that you must understand before going into options. Theta is something that will make your option lose value over time, AKA time decay. The closer your option get to expiration date, the more it loses in value, especially if it’s Out of the Money (OTM) because if your option’s underlying asset is still under the strike price as closer you get to expiration date, the less likely it will end up above strike price so your options loses value.

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You got this WSBs AKA the planets infinity bulz.

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AKA. we have an incapable baboon as president and are treading in new waters. No shit. which tragedy speaks otherwise. Fools.

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You may also allow yourself to compound your losses if you're not trading with the right mindset and in a hurry to recoup your losses AKA revenge trading.

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The truth is that 2% isn't the goal and he knows it. The goal is keeping corporate profits growing and hope trickle down economics suddenly becomes reality. AKA we are already over the cliff and they're trying to build track midair at this point

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He dared (and continues to) challenge the establishment politic. They trashed him and here we are. Those of you old enough know how Bill Gates was super hated back in 2000s, then he made up with the politicians and gave everyone bribes (AKA philanthropy). His image was all reformed until the epstine island stuff. Shit like this goes down all the time in the real world. Most people just listen to mass media for direction on who to love and who to hate. Right now, mass media says "You should hate Elon".

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Felt nice buying 25 of them in one bet and anything lower than that was more than I was comfortable betting on SPY going up. AKA degeneracy

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I see a lot of religious "entrepreneurs" (AKA memecoin shillers and MLM slingers) often talking about god giving them signs to do this or that with their buisness. I *love* the idea that a god is actually sitting up there dolling out business advice while the middle east teeters on nuclear war. It's such a funny idea that I have a hard time believing people actually believe it.

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That's what he told Nutty Yahoo or whoever. "You got a win. Take the win." AKA "STFU and be happy or I will royally fuck up weapon shipments to you if you keep on this bullshit"

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My moves involved selling all the 0dte options i held. I had nearly everything tied up in a short position for DJT, AKA Truth Social, AKA they were called something else before but I can't remember Anyway, after doubling my money in about 2 and a half days, from about $700 to $1500, I threw in some diversity. I shorted a variety of companies. Most of the value of my shorts is currently in DJT and Carvana going into week, but I also shorted Nio, VinFast and Aurora Cannabis. I believe all of these stocks are in a clear downtrend, and most of them also have other critical issues (for example, the stock float of DJT)

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That's why I'm short! Everything is priced in and everything will fall I've already doubled my small options holding in 3 days, from $700 to $1500. I shorted Donald J Trump (DJT, AKA Truth Social) mostly, though I threw in some short positions on Carvana, Nio, Aurora Cannabis and VinFast just for shits and giggles

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Iran would be really gay if they dont attack Israel, and being gay is a crime there AKA attack = inevitable

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Her daddy worked for McDonnell Douglas. AKA a legacy hire.

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INVERSE OF INVERSE WORKING CORRECTLY ON NVDA, AKA AI, MEANS $1k NVDA EOD TOMORROW.

Mentions:#NVDA#AKA

Fear not: team transitory AKA the plunge protection team is on the case!

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WSB now: Hurr durr this was obvious Them in their post history: Wow the market did the opposite of what I thought AKA talking out their ass. As usual. Probably male.

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First issue I noticed was your 13th word. “Gambling” Investing in stocks and being successful at it requires an immense amount of research and digging. So much research that by the time you buy the stock you are extremely confident on where it’s headed I highly recommend the “intelligent investor”. WARREN BUFFET, AKA “The Oracle” has said it’s the most important book he ever read. Taught him “value investing” which is the OPPOSITE of Wall Street bets (at least what they turned into after the GameStop success). After that book you’ll want to hit or shame anyone who refers to investing as gambling

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Plug in hybrids are going to be considered compliant with most of those 2035 laws. AKA most people will still be gassing up.

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AKA SPY not getting to 530 by Friday.

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>The secret of trading is to find that simple burger AKA buy low sell high, buy high sell higher lol

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True. I just wish people here who say 'I worked with' AKA they googled it actually knew what they were talking about.

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AKA ' fuck retail we do as we like' Signed Market Manipulators..

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Max pain is the value at which a stock has the least amount of call and put options in the money. AKA a win for the mm or theta gang

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VIX is uhhhhh rising???? AKA, likely a rug pool of death FUK FUK FUK

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VIX is uhhhhh rising???? AKA, likely a rug pool of death

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So I bought a call. It expires 4/12. I’m Negative on my return right now (AKA, it’s been going down, not up lol) I don’t want let it expire and have me forced to buy the 100 shares. This may be a rookie question but how do I get out of this now? Sell it? I’m confused.

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Never bet against the the house of Mouse AKA Blackrock BKA the US government

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sec of state announced that ukraine is joining NATO. AKA ww3 started

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To be clear, it’s literally a search engine. The LLM is not replacing the search engine, it’s just used to display the results. AKA you are completely wrong.

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"that ship has sailed" AKA "you missed the boat" AKA you are too late and the floaty car left without you

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It gets realized when the convertible note gets executed. AKA, it’s already been realized. SPACs aren’t supposed to be long-lasting vehicles, far as I’m aware they wanted to execute this deal a long time ago.

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VOO is the S&P 500(AKA large cap us stocks) VTI is total us market(small/mid/large caps). VTI is more diversified, but they are pretty close to each other. Around 80%-85% of VTI is the S&P, while the other 20%-15% is mid/small caps. Even better is a combination of VXUS(international stocks) and VTI. And for simplicity sake there is VT, which is VTI(60%) + VXUS(40%).

MAGA hoards (AKA foreign governments).

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Everyone brings this up but they also leave out some very crucial information First this was a stock that did not trade on an exchange, it traded through OTC markets AKA a shit penny stock Now what does this mean with OTC markets you really do not have to publish your trades. There are not market makers setting buy/sell orders . Its really between two people So imagine its like 1922 and paper stock certs are still a thing. If you have 10000 shares of a company I could give them to you for $1 a share and thats it you now own the shares. We do not have to report the sale or the price to anyone ​ Now imagine this, its 1922 and you have 10,000 shares of stock ABC and you think the shares are prices around $1 a share, you are now in Chicago . Now say in NYC the company announces a 100 to 1 reverse stock split. But its 1922 and there are not exactly phones or the internet so you have no clue the split happened. When they did the split they sent a letter but it could take 5 days to reach you. So you have no clue the split happened and you are still under the assumption you own 10k shares not 100 Also because pricing data does not have to be published you cannot exactly buy like a news paper and look at the price. If you could you might see the price rose to $100 and that might signal to you something was up or changed but nope, these are OTC and no pricing data needs to be published So you and I meet in a saloon and I say "So how about you sell me 10k shares of ABC, I will pay $1.10 for them ?" (remember you do not know or got the memo the company did a 100 to 1 reverse stock split), you only really own 100 shares not 10k shares. So we shake hands and agree to the deal See the problem, you only have 100 shares to sell me after the reverse stock split, you do not have 10k shares but you just agreed to sell me 10k shares. You deliver me the 10,000 pre-split shares, but I then say "Not so fast , these shares are pre-split shares and really only 100 shares, we agreed on 10k shares" Now you are going to say "WTF how was I supposed to know they did a 100 to 1 reverse stock split, I thought I was just selling my own shares that I own?" You just failed to deliver . You just naked shorted. You now owe me 9900 shares and I will bankrupt you trying to get them and will sue you and hopefully repo your home, car , and wife Who is the bad guy here, you or me?

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Renting is great until you realize you’re paying the landlords expenses and then some (AKA profit). Much cheaper to own over the long term.

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AKA an entity sold $1.57 billion worth of shares.

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> AKA student loans. How many of those were forgiven that wouldn't have been forgiven anyway This is a completely different situation considering he literally attempted to forgive student loans and it required other branches of government to shoot it down. The previous statement would actually have applied if Joe kept dragging it on the whole time and made the promise to forgive them only if he was reelected with no intention of ever actually doing it. Joe tried literally in his first year to deal with the student loan issue so it's about as complete opposite of an example as you can get.

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This is why people get into politics. “To make a difference”, AKA making as much money for myself as I can and manipulating the laws to my advantage. No accountability . Double standards. Disgusting. The rest of us are stuck with stagnant wages, increased prices on everything, and working multiple jobs just to have the pleasure of being alive. “Get out and vote”. What a joke. It’s all predetermined .

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AKA student loans. How many of those were forgiven that wouldn't have been forgiven anyway? And there's always some movement on the issue right before the election every two years.

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SPACs usually lose 50% of its value after mergers. On top of that DUMP has 0 fundamentals. I learned it from that PoS CCIV AKA Lucid motors.

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You are looking at GDP. I’m talking the larger economy as a whole… AKA median value for workers. If you throw Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Warren Buffet and so on into the sample as opposed to treating them as outliers it throws the entire equation off. For the average citizen (average here referring to median as opposed to the overall mean) the economy is far worse.

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AKA Spy going nowhere this week big money out on vacation

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There's a difference between posting about a stock about to go up, and advertising potential returns in the 50,000% range 😂 You got in and out quickly with profit; AKA the smart way. That isn't even close to what I'm talking about though lol OP verbatim wrote: "Here are my positions: March 28th $50, $60, $70, $80 and $85 calls". The stock is up 26.5% today, which is great. OP has not even hit the first mark of $50 yet. Obviously, there are 3 days to go. Technically speaking, he's 0/5 right now until the stock hits $50. Obviously, he may have made some profit, but OP's own title says the stock could have a return of 49,990%. Turning $100 into $500,000 is a profit of $499,900, AKA an increase of 49,990%. LMK when one of your profiles shows an ROI of 49,900% for your DWAC position... I've never done a Reddit bet/ban thing on here with the mods, but I will chop off both nuts or am willing to be permanently banned from WallStreetBets if this stock increases 49,900% by Thursday LOL

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Stock Buybacks are essentially a legal way for market manipulation. How? Well, when companies have a profit/revenue spike, or even if they don’t and they just happen the have the cash lying around, they can do one of many things…they can invest in their company’s R & D and find new products or find new ways to improve current productions, incentivize employee retention through bonus programs, raises, and/or benefits, or they can buy back their own stock on the market. And increasingly companies are deciding that the most important thing to do is buyback stock. So much so there are ample examples of a companies laying people off and buying their own stock with the savings. Why? Because when you buy your own preferred stock back from the free market you increase its stock price (worth) because the market thinks there’s increased demand AKA more confidence in your company. But really what it is, is CEOs and Board of Directors enriching themselves because they all hold preferred stock in which they earn dividends as principal shareholders in the company’s stock. The more the stock is worth, the richer they become. So in the end, companies are sacrificing things like R&D, employee satisfaction, safety, quality, and innovation to make sure there is enough cash on hand to pay its board of directors, CEOs and other wealthy shareholders more money through stock price inflations via stock buybacks so that when it’s time to cash those stocks or release the profits, the stocks are worth exponential percentages above what the companies true market value is. It’s like being a paint maker/seller, but being able to use your own tap water to make it look like you’re making and selling more paint…when in reality you’re making the same amount of paint to sell, but you’re just able to make your inventory look more robust with water…and the buyers and other paint makers treat the paint and the water the same.

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AKA unregulated gambling

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Outperform nurses… g he Agatha that’s ludicrous. They are literally just going to recommend going to a hospital or ER to prevent liability. Can you imagine getting the wrong information and someone dies? What about actual nursing AKA bedside nursing. This is so silly

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the reason we are still going up is because retail (AKA YOU IDIOTS) are still bearish. No really, look it up. Everybody is bullish except retail. if you would all just make a pact and switch to bull, this market would drop like a rock

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You're only asking about half the problem, when to get out. Before you put that order in place make sure you also know when you'll get back in. Otherwise you're likely to miss out on the next big bull. Buy, hold, and buy more! Selling is for retirement, and gambling, AKA speculating.

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It’s not just goodwill. It’s a secured partnership with the most powerful person in the world if Trump wins the election. AKA he will just pay them back with policies and goods funded by taxpayers.

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All emoji spam per the rule will be under the sticky you just responded too. AKA, its in a contained area where you can easily avoid it. As I generate some better code it will slowly pull the bot back a tiny bit as well to not be so overwhelming, but its an iterative integration as I need to see how the code reacts and how you guys break the shit out of it. By the time the reassessment time comes around I should have enough data to know what to do next regarding emoji's. Also like the sticky says, its on the community to use the REPORT button. So help me help you. REPORT things!

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But he had a thesis! AKA "I like the stock"

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Some profit taking, AKA we retrace 0.01% and we keep on the mooning

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AKA “well cut rates closer to the election so you feel better about things before we cause inflation to ramp back up so you hopefully won’t feel that part by early Nov”

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Dilution = BAD Capricor go Brrrrrr means earnings split between more and more shares. AKA we need money but don’t want to take on debt at these interest rates.

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Well, no shit. What a BS tag line. *HOWEVER*-in order to "decriminalize" MJ, it needs to come off the "no medically redeeming uses" list-AKA stop being listed as a schedule one drug.

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Jpow is LITERALLY nothing more than a confidence man. AKA con man.

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like an old vBulletin forum with Like sorting—AKA Slashdot or Digg before they fuck everything up. anyone remember what came before vBulletin and phpBB? i remember vBulletin as a Ultima and Diablo kid and then every clan and its brother switching to phpBB, but those were 2000-2002 and I’m pretty sure I barely remember a few UO forums on something circa 98-99. whatever bridged late BBS on DOS circa 1994-1996 and those 2-3 big web-based forum platforms circa 2000-2002.

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AKA the US government

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AKA 8% annualized since 1981. Calm yourself. They're at a 38% 5 year CAGR though.

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jenson said its there most successful launch ever. AKA most money made from pre orders ever. god only knows what kind of numbers we are talking about at this point.

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Hedge Funds can lose too. Prime example is what happened with GME. > Major Hedge Funds Affected: Among the hedge funds that faced significant losses due to their positions against GameStop: Melvin Capital: **Experienced a 49% loss in its investments in the early months of 2021 and required a $3 billion bailout.** The wiser thing to do is to look at what's happening in the week ahead. There are two anticipated catalysts. GTC and FOMC. GTC in itself is practically guaranteed for bullish sentiment and news. FOMC is more likely to come out neutral than bearish/bullish, AKA a nothingburger that might just add more fire to the NVDA flame. I am not educated, accredited, or well regarded. Trade at your own risk.

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I’m closing on a property AKA my first home, I’m gonna miss my moms home cooked meals

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The cyberattack was on one segment of the massive company, and it was one that they acquired recently (AKA not the primary reason for its historical growth record). I wouldn't have a disproportionate amount invested in them, but I don't think this will knock them out.

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If you'd done that with PATH you'd be takin it from both ends. AKA the regarded way to double your losses when trying to reduce your losses.

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Boomer Dies Inheritance Goes to Family Family Spends Money Back Into the Economy Companies Have Profitable Sales & Thus Retain Value Even if inheritance stays in securities & family does not liquidate, shares are not sold which would not increase/decrease trading volume so will not have impact on share prices. AKA nothing really happens

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I'm long Apple, Solid customer Base, and some of the recent surveys for US high school and college students show that Apple is still cool. The only risk is someone Disrupting apple with new tech that is drastically different, Running an APPLE move on Apple AKA the double apple.

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I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM TRAINWRECK AKA NVDA 6K GUY Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. WSB MODS Banned me on Friday for posting Buy the dip on NVDA. Let everyone know I miss you guys and KEEP THE TORCH GOING UNTIL I RETURN. Mods claim they put me on a Temp Perma Ban for 30 days but it sounds sus. Let everyone know that I’m still watching. Just can’t post to thread. Remind everyone NVDA 6K every chance you get for me. I’ll be in the wings in my punishment for helping you guys make some money is over. GET THAT MONEY SON. NVDA FOR LIFE.

multiple shot suicides do happen, but it is *exceedingly* rare for all the shots to be localized to the head. and [in this study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2589288/)which examines two such cases, the weapons being used were an "amateurishly-modified" 8mm firing .25 caliber ammo, and a .22 rifle, AKA very survivable compared to the vast majority of weapons

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Always imagine both sides of the trade. The side you don’t think of normally comes into fruition AKA INVERSE YOURSELF

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Bulls, what's it feel like being exit liquidity? AKA, bear bitches?

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You don't need to be intelligent to know how to attempt to escape a car that's submerged or sinking. All indications are that she didn't even attempt to escape (AKA pull the big latch right underneath the door button that 75% of my own car passengers pull by mistake). Like all you need is a grade-school understanding of science and the absolute most basic of understanding about car safety.

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imagine thinking CPI matters tomorrow when the only thing that matters is pushing positions expiring this friday (CBOE expiration: all instruments - AKA Quad witching) into their most profitable outcome. given that we've never traded above this price, the likelihood of short plays concluding is near zero. more realistically we get a face melting pump so that when old trades from years ago get dumped, we "settle" the "pullback" somewhere still above 500. then summer rally.

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only a few will win, AKA Nvidia.

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In for some overnight 780/785 spreads AKA coin flips. Green tomorrow = nearly 150% ROI.

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I said short interest isn't the main reason I am long. It's just an added benefit. those shares have to be bought back sometime. The only time I even think about a short interest play is if the interest is over 40% and I have a strong feeling there might be some shred of decent news for a shit company. AKA video game retailers and BYND last week.

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He wasn't talking about rebalancing his portfolio , I agree you should setup an allocation and stick with it Like USA 40% Ex USA 30% Bonds 30% (your allocation may vary) Then stick to that, rebalance when your allocation gets out of wack. That is normal rebalance What is not rebalancing is going from 100% USA to 60% USA 40% bonds That is changing your allocation based on market conditions AKA market timing

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“Not too late” AKA pump my bags apes!!!!!

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Prescription Drug User Fee Act, AKA approval date

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Signs that Nvidia is hyped AF and in a gigantic bubble? Just look at the "gurus" (AKA trust me bro) talking about, it's exactly the same excitement and crazy predictions of crypto. Yesterday there was someone making predictions that would put Nvidia worth more than Microsoft and apple combined. 🤣🤣🤣

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It's literally actively happening. Go take a drive around your city and pay attention to how many office buildings have signs out that are for sale or lease. Companies are trying to unload these properties and it is sending prices down massively. They can't afford to pay the banks because they aren't collecting enough in rent. NYCB is the canary in the coal mine. It's the effect on the banks that is going to cause the issues. It's eerily similar to 2008. Overexposed banks are seeing these assets lose 50%+ in value. Major metros are losing billions in tax revenue due to low CRE buying/selling and due to less downtown economic activity in general. Less tax revenue means less investments back into the cities which causes things to spiral worse. Companies are laying off workers like crazy right now. Anyone who isn't delusional realizes the job market is nowhere near the same as it was in 2021 and 2022 when employees had all the power. The economic dynamics are shifting and we are entering a downturn in economic activity. There just hasn't been the "break" yet. AKA, we haven't had the market crash (2001), the Lehman moment (2008), etc. that puts the recession right in everyone's face and causes the collective psychology to flip to negative. When something breaks, that is when things will start to be visible, when companies will start slashing jobs at rapid fire paces, when the pain really starts. Right now CRE and regional banks seem like a front runner for something to break. It hasn't happened yet, but like every recession before it happens slowly and then all at once. We're in the "slowly" part of it right now. Just before 2008, the fed recognized the issues occurring in single family housing, and just like Yellen and Powell have said about CRE today, back then it was a "manageable" issue also. Until it wasn't. Everyone who overpaid for their homes, cars, ran up their credit cards, etc. over the past couple of years thinking the money tap was never going to end is going to be in for a world of hurt when things start to get real.

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The model wasn’t woke. The product manager - Jack sometning — who Elon put on blast on Twitter. They hardcoded the *prompt* in the app to say don’t draw white people Look on Twitter at the beta user reviews of 1.5 pro it smokes everything w the 1M token context window , while also achieving parity w GPT4 on everything else and being 10-20x cheaper. There’s a reason why OpenAI panicked and tried to change the topic 30 minutes after that was announced. You might want to ask yourself why they felt the need to pull that PR stunt move. Presumably you trust that they understand the ramifications (also w Sora they just revealed their product strategy a year+ away from release, giving their competitors an easy path to outperforming them by time of release. Given that the only gap is throwing extra compute at it. AKA that was a super risky move on their end. The fact that they felt they had to get the PR topic change speaks volumes) If you’re not buying the dip you’re a fool

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AKA, the Regard Regatta.

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[Bitcoin Analyst Advises 'Caution' After Whales Dump King Crypto Worth $4.8B, Says Crucial Indicator Has Flashed 'Sell Signal' (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/bitcoin-analyst-advises-caution-after-whales-dump-king-crypto-worth-4-8b-says-crucial-indicator-has-flashed-sell-signal/ar-BB1jaAB3?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=8dad2a932ce8453fa16109a3f284ec08&ei=24) ​ *AKA $CORN famers bout to get they anoos rekt.*

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>They’re gonna let the bank fail and someone will pick it up. AKA JP Morgan Chase. Some things never change. The Fed was created after JP Morgan bailed out the banking industry in the Panic of 1907.

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You can not go negative without the use of margin, AKA borrowing money. Worst case scenario, the stock ends the day below your strike price, and generates $0. In this case, you just lose the price you paid for the contact ($100).

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They test their graphics cards by farming bitcoin. They make a shit-ton of coin, sell it and wash the profits through various departments AKA AI. /s off

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Leli_manning: EXACTLY! The way I’ve looked at things, thankfully since I started investing in 2007, is that, yeah, prices may seem high today but, in 5,10,15 years time we are going to look back and wish we bought more. SPY since 2007, I buy high, low, and everywhere in between. I’ve seen dips, dodges, ducks, recessions, financial crisis, pandemics, etc…I just keep buying BECAUSE if you’re truly an investor, you’re not buying for today, you’re buying for tomorrow, AKA, years from now!

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Why do people insist on being idiots and throwing away their money? SOUN rose 500% for literally no reason. Then they missed both revenue and EPS on their earnings report, AKA as bad as possible of an ER. So it's already priced 500% higher than it should have been had they met expectations, and then they missed expectations from top to bottom.

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AKA VooDoo finance (with apologies to actual voodoo practitioners, who would prob xl at stock picking compared to most "traders ")

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AKA Legendary Trader Grandma on OF - revenue 4m per month behind Mia Khalifa.

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AKA GOOG at a discount is a buy.

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Already some interesting volume this morning for GPRE… GPRE Green Plains attending Bofa conference this afternoon, might be some hints on their «strategic options» AKA sale of company evaluation that caused a jump on earnings. Another possible significant catalyst tomorrow with DOE releasing updated GREET model which could unlock the sustainable air fuel market for corn ethanol producers due to juicy IRA tax credits. Would think Biden wants a happy Midwest this year? 50 x Mar15 21 calls

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An EV battery is supposed to last 12-13 years. With depreciation the battery replacement cost is more the vehicle is worth. So really a lifespan of 12-13 years verses an ice vehicle lasting 20 years or more. EVs need a price point of 20k or less to catch on with the poor's. AKA most of us. Right now the average price is like 50k.

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Wendy's own the same amount of Open AI as MSFT does AKA 49% of $0.

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AKA start prepping those job applications for Wendy's

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AI: very cool, but never quite good enough to actually be useful for serious purposes and you can't afford so many subscriptions anyway. AKA: a gimmick. here is my gofundme for an AI toilet that analizes your asshole and what comes out of it: crap.io

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