AKA

Day-Chicken

And then there is the out of the blue private offerings of a few million shares to the institution who shorted in the first place because they can't return shorted or naked positions...hence the regsho list. Its extortion... all the while the middle age retail dads think oh big time institutional investors are on board...better load the boat!!! That you did...with lead weights. AKA death spiral

Mattatbat96

Love this answer. I’m 29, I was taking 25% of take home pay and just throwing into spy or voo. Now I’m doing 20% into market and the other 5% goes into a high yield savings. I do believe this is going to crash down eventually and i want a stack ready to buy the dip (AKA the 5% account). I’m basically praying for a crash at this point. Ready to print.

IvoryTowerResident

good we need Warsh to work better with Bessent, i am always in the camp of strengthening the USD while weakning it. AKA you strengthen it by controling petrodollar and people must hold USD vs gold but at the same time you can weaken it to inflate away the debt

Loose_Hornet4126

lol your saying the past few weeks of ceasefire isn't manipulation? It's not even a "deal" yet until Friday. It's just an agreement to sign a deal. AKA it's not signed yet

Able_Perception4032

AKA Ro Khana

ekoms_stnioj

Actually when someone is stupid and people use deceptive methods to convince them to do something stupid financially, that is someone’s fault, and it’s a violation of federal consumer protection laws.. those laws specifically cater to the least sophisticated consumer, AKA morons.  I’m not saying you or anyone else did anything like that by simply engaging in the trade, but if you were “sarcastically” pumping it on social media and implying it would be a beneficiary of the SpaceX IPO, etc. then yeah, that’s pretty bad. 

bobbymcpresscot

>ACTUALLY worth, in an ACTUAL hypothetical mass liquidation, yes. Which is not their current price, and is instead estimated by the bank on a case by case basis for large shareholders who will likely have an impact during liquidation. And its actual worth is what it currently sells for yes. >AKA not market cap. Market cap is entirely defined by the current price, which is not what banks use. They probably do if you're only asking for a loan against 0.01% of the shares, but not if you're asking for 15% of all shares. Musk doesn’t own all the outstanding shares, thus market cap is not up for discussion. 

Xijit

Because NASA didn't provide revenue to private interests, so Bush JR oversaw the dismantling of NASA's ability to function by killing their budget and ordering the end of the shuttle program instead of approving the modernized design that NASA created (AKA the "Space Plane" that the Air Force uses as a temporary spy satellite). Then they sat back and let NASA slowly decay to the point that Privately owned aerospace could worm their way in.

Emotional_Shape925

AKA don’t be a pussy

NuclearVII

> he knew he had some big wins so he focused on those. AKA cherry-picking, survivor bias.

Bam2458

“I have canceled the scheduled strikes against Iran this evening” AKA “I have sold my puts and purchased calls now.”

IxXSir_PeenXx

I bought puts like a gay little bear and now I want SPY to go down AKA bend over for daddy. Should’ve stuck to calls

andyliu666777

AKA — ngl, depends how heavy your position is — buAKA — ngl, depends how heavy your position is — but aka timing still feels off?t aka timing still feels off?

PooPooPointBoiz

How the fuck has the market shat the bed this hard for this long? Fucking AMZN literally has been red every goddamn day since 2 weeks ago. AKA the fucking moment I fucking bought in.

AnotherThroneAway

Saylor has just been the biggest bull out there for years, and had claimed since 2022 that he would never sell bitcoin. It was merely the "signal" that his small sale of coins sent to the market. AKA "If the biggest bull is selling, maybe I should too". Personally, I think he did it as a test, knowing he would buy back in anyway. Eventually, Strategy probably has to trade BTC on sheet to generate alpha, at least during consoladation periods.

Singularity-42

These hyper-focused thematic ETFs like RACK is historically a highly reliable indicator of near-term market euphoria, AKA bubble. So honestly, not a great sign.

NickMc53

From the [IPO Registration Form](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm): > •For the three months ended March 31, 2026, our Connectivity segment generated revenue of $3,257 million, income from operations of $1,188 million, and Segment Adjusted EBITDA of $2,087 million. Our Connectivity segment, primarily driven by Starlink, generated revenue of $11,387 million, income from operations of $4,423 million, and Segment Adjusted EBITDA of $7,168 million in 2025, representing year-over-year growth of 49.8%, 120.4%, and 86.2%, respectively, benefiting from subscriber growth, increasing enterprise adoption, and continued improvement in network efficiency; >•For the three months ended March 31, 2026, capital expenditures for our Space segment was $1,052 million, for our Connectivity segment was $1,332 million and for our AI segment was $7,723 million. In 2025, capital expenditures for our Space segment was $3,832 million, for our Connectivity segment was $4,178 million and for our AI segment was $12,727 million. So, In the past 15 months Starlink made $5.6 billion in [income from operations (AKA EBIT)](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/ifo.asp), compared to an EBITDA of $9.26 billion, and spent $5.5 billion on capital expenditures. Some of its expenses, however, may be hidden within the SpaceX division if they are using creative accounting for the cost of launching the satellites and I don't know what their interest and tax costs look like.

Samjabr

"Apple Warns Against 'Pursuing AI for the Sake of AI" AKA - We don't know wtf we are doing.

TurbodToilet

Here come the dip buyers, AKA the trump administration

KillerWhale1999

Amazon announces agreement with Corning to boost US fiber optics manufacturing, creating 1,000 advanced manufacturing jobs in North Carolina. Big demand for fiber, AKA CLFD! Market cap is less than 1% of Cornings! CLFD is the sneaky AI data center play!

Apollo506

AKA Retirement Plans A, B, C, etc.

nanobot_1000

AKA a national security and public safety issue - let's just keep treating the problem as the solution until they have no other option. When's the remodel on my bunker ready?

aliveintucson325

AKA the Big Mac Index. 8% inflation rate seems like the actual non cooked figure

ateranol

Now we need Oracle and Adobe earnings to restart the pump again. AKA - we're fucked.

Cockballzz

Saylor AKA King Regard literally told you 6 months ago https://preview.redd.it/ccz0bew9si5h1.jpeg?width=3833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac6cd3f6e88012ae0394a51560e2b7bcb507841

AyDylo

I think the downward trend will continue too. It might have some swings up, but I think we hit the peak of crypto as a whole already. America is lagging but the rest of the world sees Bitcoin and crypto for what it is. It's just a way to exchange money without regulation, AKA money laundering. I sound crazy now but I bet it starts to get outlawed in many countries and companies dump their bitcoin investment. Retail gets left with a bag of useless currency. The future of Bitcoin can only thrive if countries start using it and accept that money laundering is an acceptable practice. It's only accepted right now because politicians are too old to grasp these modern technology concepts. It won't be the same in 10-20-30 years. Politicians and the people will catch up and ban it or just not accept crypto on 99% of platforms. It'll be popular to do it too. Yes retail will be left with the bags but the average person hates crypto, knows its a scam, and knows the wealthy benefits from it. It's a risk to their 401ks and also makes them worth less. They will want their politicians to ban it too. It has popular support.

M13alint

INDI is dirt cheap rn AKA all in invest way more than you can afford to lose

NurUrl

AKA Boomer Stocks

DarkR124

The House saw AVGO dragging down semis/AI AKA the global economy and activated their trap card “End Iran War” lmao

Canadian_Border_Czar

The usefulness of LLMs is really a reminder of where we came from, rather than where we are going. In the early 2000s you could go on the internet and figure out how to do pretty much anything, for free. There were tons of websites with free tutorials. Its how I got into photoshop. Most people with hobbies start of copying someone else, then as they get more proficient they would adapt what they learned into their own thing. Thats pretty much how LLMs are used. Unfortunately, corporate shit heels like you regards got in the way and decided to monetize everything so all of the free information (and vibrant communities surrounding it) disappeared.  What LLMs are today is pretty much where we would have wound up if the culture of free flowing information was not stomped out. It is an equalizer, not an advantage. Anyone with an LLM can be OK at something, but by no means does it make them a professional. In other words, LLMs have one place in the future. Government subsidized / free information AKA a library. After scrubbing all the bullshit they fed into it of course. 

EarthConservation

>Our discounted cash flow valuation of SpaceX is $780 billion, about 48% below its private market valuation, including a wide range of probability-weighted scenarios for the AI business. AKA... "we made some shit up about fantastical futures for this company to justify such a ridiculously high valuation."

KillerWhale1999

Killer Whale (AKA the ORCA) here...see you all at 9:30am buying shares in emerging data center king CLFD. Google raising $80B? That's a lot of money that CLFD can go after with its NOVA platform! Those nasty shorts are going to get SQUEEZED.

gianmk

Whenever MM sell a call option to you, they buy 100 shares to cover the call. This is called selling covered calls as oppose to naked calls. Majority of MM do covered calls, because its low risk compare to naked calls. This covering is whats drive the share price up when shit load of apes buy calls options, AKA gamma squeeze. So when you exercise your calls, the MMs will already have shares to pass it to you, ready and fresh, hence the share price wont rise much or any at all.

KingoftheWildlings

For the macro-scale….I Wish I had a bigger audience to share exactly how Elon and the tech bros are currently fucking all of us in the ass for the foreseeable future. It disgusts me and we shouldn’t allow that shit to happen. Retail is too blinded by greed to see what’s happening when they buy the dip. Passive index funds are ensuring that every spike up is an algorithmic-driven hollow fake squeeze on unusually low volume. They dump tech and buy into SpaceX IPO. Meanwhile, tech insiders take advantage of this to engage in stealth distribution since the beginning of the second quarter, if not sooner. It’s faker than your step mom’s tits and Michael Burry is about the profit on the way down. Warren buffet will be there at the trough to pickup the cheap shares when fear is high. It’s my understanding that our economy must shed its complexity debt before moving up into the new AI/AGI era. That means we have to get the electrical grid up to par with the AI demands. That means the fake holographic price you are seeing is about to snap back to reality. That reality is a 19GW electrical infrastructure shortfall. How big will that shortfall be this time next year? How about next year? As it stands right now, just adding 19GW could take anywhere from 5-15 years. Meanwhile BRICS infrastructure is primed and ready for an AI technological boom. This is why the billionaires are so worried about China. I understand it’s a casino and I love gambling, but look into my claims yourself. It’s more alarming than most people care to examine. At the very least utilize AI to further investigate my claims. TLDR: The billionaires are fucking over the regards. They think America has too many millionaires. (As they swim in their cash swimming pools filled with billions) The economy is about to fiercely correct like it does every time our country enters a new technological phase. It might not be today or tomorrow, but our fake holographic price gets a reality check(AKA THE REAL PRICE AS PER OUR LABOR AND INFRASTRUCTURE ALLOWS). *And the tech billionaires have made sure they won’t lose a cent, but your family will.* 🔥**The regards must be alerted and the beacon needs to be lit. Gondor calls for aid.** 🔥

Hawxe

While I think the rule changes are stupid it's a tiny weighting in the SP500 and a small weighting of the NASDAQ indexes. This is basically fearmongering lol. At a 2T valuation and 3% public float the market cap within the SP500 of SpaceX will be 60B. AKA, tiny.

QPRCHOC

Relax guys. The Iran war is FAKE!!! (AKA totally not real!!!!) OPEN THE STOCK MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!

sociallydeclined

This x10000 Thankfully I think this will I work close to marketing/PR and people are always hungry for new stories So many publications will say “looking to buy spacex? Analyzing the $SPCE virgin galactic frenzy AKA GME 2.0” or “missed gme? It’s happening again” and copy each other As much as us regards want to get early in on trades, journalists want to be the first to break unique stories. And this is it. When this inevitably rallies to $20, we’ll get tons of those stories And yeah i’ve also been dialed in on the short interest story. This really blows up beyond WSB when people start talking about shorts getting squeezed, and i think it’ll be a bigger story than BYND or OPEN given the space sector premium and wrong ticker memes / biggest IPO premium This is gonna exceed everyone’s expectations. My original PT from last Tuesday/weds, back when we were $3, was $12. Clearly that will be the floor.

Fantastic_Seesaw3446

Virgin galactic AKA SpaceX is living up to its name. However, I will no longer be a virgin after all the hookers and blow I'm going to buy with my calls.

Better_Resort1171

Does SGA play in the World Cup, AKA Flop Fest?

Weak-Pomegranate-435

Lol its not day trading we are talking about. Daily trading volume includes all long and short term buyers (or passive and active buyers). And Sure, Billions of $ will look huge in isolation. But when you compare it to daily trading volume, it’s less than 5%, which is coming through the passive investing, AKA the money which you quoting are as “dumping”. That means they’re not making any meaningful impact in price discovery of underlying holdings.

Swearwolfofwallst

AKA, what's to like? Their crypto energy seems to have fizzled with the broader market realizing crypto is mostly lots of charlatans hawking shite. Their financials will continue to improve but I don't see an "exponential growth" or "price explosion" moment in their future other than if they're awarded DOE loan administration or something. It's underpriced where it is now--especially when you factor in inflation in the last 5 years--but I don't know we'll see it over 25 again anytime in the next few years, there are too many holders and too many people who've been burned every time it goes up and then crashes out within a few months. I say all of this as a holder since 21. :-/

ozarkabottle

Kioxia AKA Toshiba's semiconductor division was bought out by Bain capital (US private fund + Hynix). Hynix owns 30%+ of Kioxia through shares + bond options. The memory gang (Hynix, Micron, Samsung) already knew how important memory was going to be in the future and bought a 51% position in Kioxia in 2018. AI boom would have started earlier if it wasn't for the pandemic and Toshiba sold their memory division for dirt cheap ($18 Billion).

ProfessionalVacuite

This is unfair. The commenter literally said "my faith in Islam led me to handle this burden" AKA tough times and they relied on God. I know talking about religion in front of redditors is like mentioning tianenmen square in front of Chinese people, but it's so obvious the comment wasn't only referring to good times.

Mother___Night

AKA, you're about to be unemployed.

Shot-Ground-9898

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l9wzs_QIyp0&t=3104s&pp=ygUYTmF0IGZyaWVkbWFuIHN0cmlwZSBtZXRh  Closing remarks of Nat Friedman, head of product at Meta Super intelligence Labs,” buy next years computer today”. AKA the memory trade about to go KABOOM 💥 🛫 

Prestigious_Suit_202

remember kids: \- due dilligence is for nerds \- stonks only go up, except for sometimes \- selling to open AKA hedging your calls is boomer mentality \- the market gods gave us margin to grow our portfolios faster, when you feel the usual 14-20% market gains arent enough, and are just smart enough to use it \- the best time to buy calls is right before an earnings event. dont be discouraged if the first few attempts dont go your way. eventually they return big gains \- if you feel jealous of your peers on wsb for posting signficant gain porn, this is normal and acceptable. most people unaware but this is when you want to buy. \- inversing your self is smart. except when its not. then the inverse is true 👌🏻 godspeed

UsefulStooge

SoFi is a bank, it is not a tech company, and certainly not Palantir.  As a former $SOFI bagholder, it is still somewhere between fairly priced and overpriced. Their deposit growth is impressive but P/E is over 2x that of top banks so it is priced for perfection and rapid growth. Also that 41% rev growth you mentioned comes largely from a ton of new shitty personal loans and student loans, AKA the first things to default in a downturn. It is basically a subprime regional bank with high marketing costs. Also they dilute frequently. I’ve learned my lesson and will stay away for now. 

UsefulStooge

SoFi is a bank, it is not a tech company, and certainly not Palantir.  As a former $SOFI bagholder, it is still overpriced. Their deposit growth is impressive but P/E is double that of top banks so it is priced for perfection. Also that 41% rev growth you mentioned comes largely from a ton of new shitty personal loans and student loans, AKA the first things to default in a downturn. It is basically a subprime bank with high marketing costs. 

ZaraBloom418

They’re just in a horrible spot to do so. They have laws about antisemitism. AKA no one to speak against Israel

Ok_Comfort8840

AKA No deal has been reached. It it was a REAL deal it would have been announced during trading days

Deep_Calls_007

It’s MOU AKA Concept of a deal

Wedocrypt0

DFTX AKA Mindmed has that feel for sure

Drone314

AKA, stay out of debt

truethrowaway12

I heard a good explanation recently: if all asset prices increase together, it's not the assets that have increased in value, it's the currency you're comparing them to that's *decreased* in value. AKA inflation.

LetsMoveHigher

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM.... AKA MONEY PRINTING! Oh and cooking the books. 🤷‍♀️

FarrisAT

Elon is going to buy Tesla for $420.69 and take it private. Funding secured (AKA retail exit liquidity).

tristis_veritas

>BERS SEETHE AND CRY😂 I'm too dead inside to cry. Another dovish FOMC and printing through mooning inflation and I'm going to shove a glass jar in my asshole and squeeze tight, hope for the best. AKA full port UPRO.

tristis_veritas

I'm too dead inside to cry. Another dovish FOMC, money printer going BRRrrrrr through mooning inflation and I'm going to break a glass jar in my asshole. AKA full port UPRO.

frankyseven

So if you only held the top 3 companies on the S&P500 in equal weight, rebalanced on January 1, and DRIP, you'd have an average annual return of 19.12% since 1980, 19.42% since 1990, 18.2% since 2000, 26.46% since 2010, and 32.78% since 2020. Buying high and selling high works better than 95% of hedge funds and you'd beat Buffet since 1990. AKA, you'd be considered the greatest investor ever.

Malkochson

AKA the ol' "I have asked ChatGPT a few questions on stocks and I'm cruising off vibes right now" approach.

SlothRogen

MANGO, [MGRX - AKA Mangoceuticals, Inc.](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MGRX/) They're a men's health company... if you're balding, fat, orange, and have dementia their goal is to pump their own portfolio as much as possible.

Glad-Veterinarian365

Brutal Friday AKA spy down 1% from highest of all time lol

joe4942

> aggressive investing AKA luck lol.

KentDDS

does any "normal" person (AKA not ultra high NW) actually get to participate in IPO pricing?

Pitiful_Bedroom_6619

the landfill dwellers AKA BERS are already salivating with the possibility of war resuming. PATHETIC CREATURES WITH HORRIBLE BREATH OF RAT HANTA!

DiarrheaFartLover

It’s kind of ironic that I wish I was rich so that I could just sleep as much as I want, AKA to not really exist in this world for as long as possible. Currently I still have to wake my ass up and manage a real life, which sucks. If I was ultra rich I could pay people to do everything for me and I could achieve my goal of simply sleeping as much as my body wants.

Phimb

I'm confused, wouldn't the dip being bought make shit go up, AKA, easy mode?

LionRivr

Federal Reserve AKA money printer And From Debt created by banks Check US M2 Money Supply and Global M2 Money Supply. \- The world runs on USD. \- USA funds government with taxes and bonds. \- Taxes don’t cover government expenses, so they must issue bonds \- people, banks and countries buy the US bonds, this adds liquidity (USD) to the system \- USA must pay interest on those bonds \- interest is part of the government expenses \- Government expenses goes up, so they must issue more bonds to pay for old bonds Repeat. I’m sure I’m missing some steps, but that’s the gist of it. This is monetary inflation. If you aren’t keeping up with monetary inflation, you are losing. Cash is trash. Buy assets (stocks, real estate, gold, etc.)

Pitiful_Bedroom_6619

**BREAKING**: landfill dwellers AKA BERS are rebelling against their quasi-god michael burry who led them to bankruptcy in the last few weeks.

Individual_Section_6

You need humanoid robots because there are obviously some tasks that can't be engineered for like an assembly line. AKA trades, cleaning houses, etc. There is a niche for humanoids. I also don't understand your point regarding China investing billions in humanoids. That means they are subsidizing the development and once they are perfected they will be mass produced for a profit. They did the same thing with electric cars and that's why they're 1/3 of the price of American electric cars and leading in quality. I'm an investor. I always challenge my beliefs. The anti AI crowd is the most emotional crowd out there because they see AI as a threat.

Sithsponge

My point being I know people that work in that same line of work who are totally captivated by AI because they can use their $200/mo OpenAI subscription to caption their Facebook photos, use it in place of Google for everything, or shit out some tables for work. AKA not a use case where they’d have any credentials to predict the future of the industry. And humanoid robots are a sci-fi fantasy and not at all practical from any engineering standpoint.

sussy_ball

Apple speculation is just one of the things, Intel has partnered with Tesla to build Terrafab which will make chips designed by Tesla built on Intel 14A. Tesla is also shifting some of its SoCs to Intel 18A-P. SK Hynix (AKA one of the Big Three RAM manufacturer) is also partnering with Intel to use its EMIB (Embedded Multi-die Interconnect Bridge) technology. Google is also reported(speculation) to be in talks with Intel as they too are interested in EMIB. Intel also has partnered with Citi Bank to build fabs for a new type of RAM called Z-Angled Memory which is stated to enter production by 2028/2029. So its not surprising that Intel stocks are going through the roof.

tachyonvelocity

Software is totally washed but it doesn't mean there is no value. Since we established that the permanent underclass will likely revolt because the entire economy AKA MAG7 is spending money to automate their jobs away, you can possibly find value where the permanent underclass has a lot of power. This results in: European Europoors, because since they are poor and technological innovation is basically dead, there is no "silicon valley of EU," AI is unlikely to be disrupting things quickly. Ticker: TOITF, Topicus, nobody in the EU local and national governments captured by the underclass is going to use AI to vibe code anything. So, Topicus is very likely safe from AI disruption.

drew-gen-x

A lot of people are missing this. A big move up in stocks has been mainly due to the DXY devaluation trade AKA inflation or USD debasement.

Bocchi_theGlock

Defenders seem to do decent behind the scenes work. big nonprofit industrial complex hater since they often exist for staff salaries more than to win anything meaningful. I always ask what victory have they helped win that can be attributed to their work. Defenders was a founding member of Okefenokee wildlife alliance that helped buy land meant for drilling. The alliance was 'designated by National Wildlife Refuge Association as the 2024 Refuge Advocate of the Year." But **St Jude** has like 8 billion dollars in their trust/reserves, for many years now. They could operate for 4+ years without raising a cent. It's gotten controversy since parents of kids there struggle financially. Just popping in to say they're not really the place where funds are needed. https://www.propublica.org/article/st-jude-hoards-billions-while-many-of-its-families-drain-their-savings https://factually.co/fact-checks/finance/st-jude-alsac-reserve-funds-size-policies-governing-use-cdb693 Charity watchers and journalists have criticized the scale and growth of the reserves: CharityWatch downgraded St. Jude’s rating amid concerns about large hoards relative to annual spending, and ProPublica framed the story around the contrast between big reserves and families’ financial strains, spotlighting fundraising costs and executive pay [8] [4]. St. Jude and ALSAC push back in public statements cited in reporting — noting their unique model, long‑term capital plans (including projected increases in operating and capital costs that could require tapping reserves), and that audited financials and bylaws govern their choices — arguing the funds are for mission continuity and large multi‑year research initiatives [2] [8] [5]. Those competing framings reflect differing priorities: watchdogs emphasize short‑term program deployment and comparative charity metrics; the hospital emphasizes long‑term sustainability, capital projects and donor intent [8] [2] [5]. Earthjustice is great for climate and environmental causes - continuously behind major litigation + some of the best at grounding these causes in specific impacted communities. AKA less 'save the world!' charity/ volunteer vibes and more 'my water is poisoned, this corporation is responsible'. The former is why the climate & environmental movement has largely failed, doing it to do a good thing, help others, rather than save ourselves. WECAN too, more international - Indigenous women's resistance to major extractive industry projects is one of the greatest driving forces for reducing carbon emissions at least in North America. Pipeline Fighters for inside the US, Hefflinger runs a daily newsletter called EXTRACTED, info on major extractive industry campaigns. Like Standing Rock or Keystone XL, most recently Pe'Sla camp near Rapid City just won. 350.org gets involved in lots of those fights too.

ReserveDrunkDriver

Exactly! Taco & Co. know exactly what they're doing by using government funds to stabilize oil and pumping their positions via media, tweets, etc. "within" the range of the collar trade. They can keep the ceasefire pump going up and down for a decent amount of time with other funds in on the pump and the safety net of the US Treasury and US oil companies absorbing some of the blow (backing the oil collar trade). I am watching for the oil futures range to get real tight before Taco & Co. feel motivated to make a real move/deal in the Iran/Hormuz situation. AKA when their manipulation no longer provides them huge returns. No need to rush the cash cow that is war profiteering! Iran is aware of the US oil trades, which is why both the US and Iran are each so quick to respond to "reports" of ceasefire, peace treaty, Hormuz open, etc. as both sides are essentially just fighting over oil contracts at the moment.

MethFistHo

TSLA's share price would need to decrease by 90% in order to match the average P/E ratio of the S&P500... 90%!!! I feel like the only reason it could have gotten this ridiculous is because people couldn't buy shares in SpaceX- until now. So unless SpaceX absorbs Tesla when they IPO, I think they are in trouble. Merging into one company would be pretty smart because it would protect Tesla from ever sinking back to reality and it would justify SpaceX's insane target valuation... But it would be a massively conservative move by Elon, greatly reducing his potential to have TWO multi trillion dollar companies. Will his greed win out in that decision? Almost certainly, but will his greed work in his favor? Only if everyone continues to buy into the grift that is TESLA, AKA "self driving cars", kiddie prn ai, and a concept of robots. So yeah, it's probably gonna work out great... Ugghhhh

Strong-Room-9244

I think this is pretty definitive. You can see if their results make sense AKA test it yourself. [https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract\_id=4586684](https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4586684) We Found 30 Timing Strategies that “Worked”—and 690 that Didn’t

AmbienWalrus69

Yes, the government cutting all research grants has led to a boom in the cutting edge fields of: INDIVIDUAL AND FAMILY SERVICES (AKA RETIREMENT HOME EMPLOYEES) (+250K) -HOME HEALTH SERVICES (+100K) -OFFICES OF PHYSICIANS (+50K) - OFFICES OF OTHER HEALTH PRACITITONERS (+40K)

SunriseSurprise

>IF YOU TAKE OUT THE YOY GAINS FROM: >\-INDIVIDUAL AND FAMILY SERVICES (AKA RETIREMENT HOME EMPLOYEES) (+250K) >\-HOME HEALTH SERVICES (+100K) >\-OFFICES OF PHYSICIANS (+50K) >\- OFFICES OF OTHER HEALTH PRACITITONERS (+40K) >\-LOCAL GOVERNMENT (+70K) >THE USA HAS LOST ALMOST 100K JOBS IN THE PAST YEAR Is this Mahomes "regress to the mean" talk or what? If you take out the good parts of the report it's bad? lol

ChampionshipOdd947

Just FYI, the nasdaq has gone up 25% in 38 days. We are now just behind the record (31 days) for the fastest 25% gain in history (for the nasdaq). The current record holder? Feb-March 2000 AKA the dot-com era, just a few months before the bubble burst.

Advanced-Lifeguard97

Brad I think you are generally wrong and this topic of increasing losses was specifically covered on earnings yesterday. The crux of it is: when you are in the steep part of the scaling hockey stick spend outpaces revenue capture which is where we are at now. Hypergrowth infrastructure businesses often widen losses during scaling phases because: * They deploy capacity before revenue fully ramps * Depreciation hits immediately * Debt financing front-loads interest expense * Revenue recognition lags signed contracts AKA they could stop scaling tomorrow and this business would print money. What are your thoughts?

Bob_A_Ganoosh

AKA the genetic square root.

tachyonvelocity

You’re starting to get it! Invest in bots because they’re the future, AKA BUY Semiconductors every day.

thorn960

Most fund managers can't beat the returns of a low fee index fund. "Financial advisors" (AKA salesmen) definitely cannot.

Brawmethius

If you can manage the risk and stratagies correctly its literally the most lucrative trading strategy for the big boys. How ever you are missing some major advantages: - You can't HFT, so you can't sell naked, giving you high collateral costs relative to premium. - You don't have PFoF so you won't see flow changes fast enough (not that you could HFT on it anyway). - You don't have access to the REPO facilities to get operating cash on your held collateral to cover stratgies if there is short term movement against you forcing liqudiation in unfavorable pricing. AKA there is a reason they are milking retail like the cows we are.

Brawmethius

Yeah the narrative most people are sitting on the sidelines is nonsense, almost always is, especially when reffering to larger accounts. 1. It rarely is pragmatic to go "full cash" as many tards here yell about, with out major tax implications, etc. Often buying the protection is cheaper. 2. There are not really "safe havens" in money markets/bonds as the before-fore times, yield is far below what it should be thanks to decades long financial repression. AKA you get fucking robbbed as a bond holder by uncle sam. 3. Inflation be high, returns need to be higher, only place producing that return is equities. The short and short is you either get robbed in devaluation and financial repression or you go into heavy balance equities mixed with capturing vol.

UnivalveX

praying for a miracle (AKA -0.2% day on SPY that doesn't reverse back aftermarket)

kazkeb

All the volume on Shitcoin came after it broke through resistance. AKA it ran the stops... and we know what usually happens next.

Managers_Choice

AKA 1,000,000 million

Celticsmoneyline

still traumatized from January 31st AKA Silver Friday

Daveonaltair4

I was attacked by a sexually aggressive liberal interdimensional globalist demon (AKA my mother-in-law), in my sleep!

UnivalveX

I have decided to seek peace in my life (AKA stop buying puts)

Brawmethius

I mean the Kiwi's picked 2% because it was low enough to be credible and high enough to give policy makers flexibility. AKA. It sounded like just the right amount of bullshit. A perfect FED would have 0% target, always expanding and contracting the money supply with real growth. But thats also practically impossible.

PalpitationSmooth992

the only winners are theta gang AKA market makers

TibbersGoneWild

lol welcome to the HOOD!! AKA Investors/bag holder’s club

sck178

Lol Oracle bulls (AKA complete dumbasses) in shambles

IM_REFUELING

Iran has gone back to "Ol' Reliable," AKA unserious maximalist demands untethered to reality as a delay tactic. Same ol shit that they've done since 1979, except in 2026 it gets them bombed.

InsertUNH

In such situations it doesn't matter if your assets are in cash or stocks, they're both equally worthless. What you're describing requires investments in food storage, water purification, hunting/gathering, and defense of these assets, AKA "prepping". And unless you're going to go full on "underground bunker" status, stocking up on these things probably isn't going to require selling off your whole portfolio. It should be viewed as another form of diversification.

malakim_angel

i've held LCID a long time. I may as well carry these bags till they evaporate or whatever. AKA, since I'm not selling, it is like saying "I would buy the stock at $6 since I bought it at $31. I think their cars are neat and I want to promote competition in the EV space." Like you said, they need to learn financial discipline or they won't survive, they must be drunk on Saudi money. I'm holding my 110 shares forever, you can't have my shares unless you want to pay $420.69.