CIA

ThetaFarmingRegard

Mr. Beast is a CIA plant

RareGuarantee3532

wasnt it the newyork time that reported 10 (or so) CIA base in Ukrain by rusian border ? Wasnt it Na to instructors training Ukrainian a rmy from 2014 to 2022 ? Wasnt it US Pelosi's voice that got public when she basically "chose" post maidan Ukrainian nextboss saying "fk EU" ? Lets not assume everyone is an angel, secret services do not exist or other lunatic assumption. It was a regime change in Ukr by Nato countries, like US did in venezuela, like US try to do in Iran. VladPut just couldnt fight with the same sneaky means any longer and had to go conventional, now we are conventionaly loosing.

Economy_Lecture8729

CIA confirms rumors of a bin Laden clone. Bin Laden #2 has testified to be “one of the good ones” despite plans that were discovered labeled “ 9/12 “. Bin Laden #2 has claimed it to be a comedy movie script starring the clone of Jim Carrey and directed by Net in Yahoo.

Kanolie

https://www.trtworld.com/article/13106993 >Pompeo confirmed that as CIA director, he had seen no evidence that Iran had broken its side of the bargain, and believes that >Tehran would not be able to quickly develop nuclear weapons should the agreement fail. >"I've seen no evidence that they are not in compliance today," he told the committee. This was Mike Pompeo testifying in front of Congress that there was no evidence that Iran was not incompliance with the deal about 1 month before Trump pulled out of the deal. Here is the EO that showed what justification Trump used to pull out of the deal: https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-statements/president-donald-j-trump-ending-united-states-participation-unacceptable-iran-deal/ You would think if there was evidence of non-compliance, they would have said so, but that appears no where. Since you made the claim, please provide evidence of Iran not allowing inspections prior to May 8th 2018.

Garbage-Disposal-938

Russia has the most nukes and Ukraine (plus the CIA) are still sending drones at Russian interior targets, carrying out bomb attacks and assassinations in the interior, etc. And look what's happening to Israel at the hands of Hezbollah and Iran. They're not 100% safe either. What a world.

FrostyIVV

CIA Special napkin lmao

GoudaMustache

I know that’s why I got it in this special CIA napkin.

civillyRange

Why Cuba tho, they aren't terrorists they just made the CIA look silly cuz they couldn't kill Fidel Their main export is doctors for Christ's sake. Omg they nationalized property 60 fucking years ago get over it they didnt want your companies leeching all the money out of their country -Takes off Che Guvara shirt- Yeah im buying calls tomorrow for a bounce I think things getting a bit oversold

ihopethisworksfornow

Nuh uh the CIA did all the prep work See this is why people don’t appreciate the work that goes into a job, they just see the result This is why I quit contracting

metamorphosis

It's not impossible. It requires organisation and dissent. French Revolution. Russian revolution. Every single coup in 20th and 21st century doesn't happen only by the will of people. There is machinery that supports it. Sure foreign intervention helps but only to the degree. It required Ground Troops to topple Saddam. With Lybia, half the country was already in arms when Gadddafi was toppled. There was an entire echelon of high ranking officials that defected including interior ministry and generals . There were already tribal rivalries that existed since the foundation of Lybia. CIA on the ground advising rebel groups. When the regime was officially toppled the change on the ground already happened months ago. E.g. Benghazi uprising . The coalition air support began only after full on rebellion offensive started Iran is not even close to that level of destabilization.

jalepinocheezit

>Look it's in a CIA napkin

AInception

Calling everyone over 30 around you a bot is the most dumbass thing you can do. The US already forced a 'change' in the 50s when the CIA ran a coup over there. Then the US spent 20 years teaching them about nuclear technology and all the ways to use it. Finally, Obama got them to sign a nuclear deal. Then Trump tore that deal up right before bombing them explicitly for not having a nuclear deal in place. It's actually retarded to think they'd want the US world police and especially Trump to come liberate them, again. The first time is what led directly to this. They aren't goldfish.

Q4shm0ney

I like how iranians are supposed to be our sworn enemy but if you look at their history we just constantly fuck with them and are supposed to quietly ignore all that, otherwise were not patriots.  If you look at history we're really just clearing out the middle east for Israels promised land: 1) 1953 the CIA led a coup resulting in overthrowing Iran's elected goverment, which would help pave the way for the regime that is in power today. 2) We backed Saddam's iraq in the 80s against iran resulting in 500k Iranian deaths. We knew he was using biological and chemical weapons but didnt make a peep. Almost everyone there has personally lost someone from that war. 3) We backed afghanistan against the russians, who when we later abandoned became the Taliban that later attacked us on 9/11. 4) We then were done using Saddam so we overthrew him on false pretenses, laying the ground work for ISIS the destroy syria and kill millions. Now were trying another regime change in iran, because it didnt go our way last time. This time mango said were openly putting in leadership that is best for US and Israeli interests. They deserve it though, they just attack israel and US interests because they are jealous of our bacon. Why dont they fight like men and attack in open fields against the strongest military in the world so we can pick them off like fish in a barrel? Cowards Anyway buy puts, then by mid or end of week buy calls for the bounce on cope.

asetniop

That's ridiculous. The CIA doesn't do those kinds of investigations. That's Kash Patel's bag, baby.

skychief99

So.....I hear that Tucker Carlson is being investigated by the CIA for being a spy for Iran. I guess anything is possible....wasn't Chuck Barris (Gong Show Guy) a hit man for the CIA? LOL

No-Entrepreneur-5606

They had student protests relating to workers rights, corruption transparency, anti-immigration sentiments, and economic stresses related to inflation and limited job prospects for graduates due to challenges diversifying its economy at a time when China was relatively weak. These protests were triggered by the death of General Secretary Hu Yaobang, the leader of the CCP at the time of his death. These student protests escalated into conflicts with military riot control police. Contrary to popular belief those military police weren't there to gun down protestors or run them down in tanks and the famous photograph associated with that belief shows a tank that is clearly stopped because that wasn't their reason for being there, and for most of the duration of the month and half of protests their primary task outwardly at least were crowd control. The protests reportedly drew approximately 1 million people over the space of the month and a half of protesting but on the day the clashes started happening the number of protestors there was in the ballpark of 50000 to 100000, The clashes resulted in deaths including both military police and protestors in reported ranges from 300 to 2700 death, and approximately 5000 police injured and 2000 protestors injured. There was also a substantial amount of looting, arson and assault of business owners and their staff. It's also commonly acknowledge that the US was stoking the flames of unrest to undermine the CCP as it tended to do (and continues to do) in communist and socialist countries. Overtly through US owned radio stations in China like 'Voice of America', Western NGOs like the New York based 'Chinese Alliance for Democracy' who directly funded the student protests, as well the through intelligence networking efforts to infiltrate and influence/undermine government institutions, particularly liaisons between the CIA and MI6 with Chinese institutions including the Economic Restructuring Commission (since merged into the National Development and Reform Commission in 2003) who had been conducting such operations as early as 1980. That's essentially what happened in Tiananmen Square in 1989.

MuricanWisecrack

this is bullshit. Iran is \*always\* open to negotiations. But currently not with USA or Israel, because that makes no fucking sense. They are negotiating with EU for a sidedeal and EU pressuring USA and Israel to stop the aggression. Why should Iran seriously negotiate with Trump again?! He used the last negotiations to bomb. There is no game-theoretic logic for Iran to assume anything but maximum damage can increase their negotiation-position in the face of Trump. Only trumps allies begging him to stop this shit is going to help iran - so they do exactly press for that: Destroy everything that is allied with the US in the whole region, until the US finally grasp that this is not a war that is economically feaseable. (WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT POSSIBLE BEFORE? SURELY NOT THE CIA AND EVERY FUCKIN NATION IN EU OR IN GENERAL)

Mouse1701

Honestly the podcaster Andrew Bustamai said that the war is likely to last two years. He is a former CIA officer. I don't see stocks bouncing back any time soon

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Have you seen the recent interviews where the lead singer suggests the CIA shut down Rock in the US? Fun rabbit hole

NiceOwner

It seems as if the Iranians didn’t want a free country, cause it’s been 3 weeks… nice move CIA. Nice move..

Garbage-Disposal-938

Wait why would an index be able to copy his returns? The theory was that he'd produced outsized returns by being so smart and savvy and careful and so on. No one would expect an index to copy his returns, especially if you're right about him having inside info. That said, I've always wondered if he was somehow connected to the CIA.

ewzetf

pray for cholesterol or the CIA

WarStrifePanicRout

>Right now I assume revolutionists are going on strike and not manning the other facilities either. Unfortunately this war has had the opposite effect. I believe its taken the legs out of the opposition. Its been a unifying force against an existential threat(i.e. schools and hospitals immediately struck by US/ISR, black rain on Tehran). This is predictable, demonstrated repeatedly throughout history. Moreso now after assassinating the ayatollah. You could hate your leader but you might not prefer aliens take over. CIA, Pew research place the Shia population in Iran at 90-95%. This makes Iran the largest Shia majority nation in the world. ​The word 'Ayatollah' itself means "Sign of God". To the loyalists, he is the "Shadow of God on Earth" and attacking him is seen as a direct attack on God. ​ And Iran is not a monolith. There is a sharp disconnect between how Iranians view the "Supreme Leader" and how they view the IRGC. Before the war, it was common to hear Iranians say "the leader is being misled by the IRGC" or "the IRGC has taken the ayatollah hostage." Some blamed the IRGC for the corruption and the poverty, while not blaming the Ayatollah. Its complicated. So killing the Ayatollah wasn't ever the right move. He was 86 years old, he had cancer turns out, and we just textbook martyred him in the framework of their religion.

AllCapNoBrake

CIA are just Mossad, just like AIPAC is an "American Lobby".

LaMeraVergaSinPatas

“CIA” and “Mossad” are such blanket umbrella concepts. There are deeper, more discrete and more specialized units that real smarties work at, the grunt level agents are smart sure, but still (at least in the U.S.) government agents are partisan, fragmented and inefficient.

McKoijion

For all the talk about the CIA and Mossad being competent intelligence agencies, it’s strange that they identified a girl’s school as a military target. They had all the time to prepare, yet they bombed it on the very first day. They quickly located the first Supreme Leader, but only because he refused to go in hiding or change his routine. They killed in his office. But now that they need to kill the new Supreme Leader, it seems he’s nowhere to be found. It took the CIA a decade to find Osama Bin Laden after 9/11, and he was on the US’s most wanted list long before that. They kept looking in caves in Afghanistan and it turns out he was watching porn and playing video games in a mansion in Pakistan the whole time. I’m not sure about Mossad, but America’s best and brightest has long refused to work for the CIA. It’s not just that the CIA is viewed as evil, it’s that there’s a ton of fancier, higher paying employers out there in fields like finance, consulting, tech, etc.

Gom_KBull

Kinda surprised Ashley Gulliard isnt 🥭's head of CIA

SpellAccomplished541

Haha... good point... the 'leak' from the CIA last week that Iran wanted to negotiate was probably Trump trying to calm the stock market. But I wouldn't say the countries lie, I would say the administrations authorize tactical 'leaks' for strategic reasons.

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

No one can or would come to Brazil's rescue I don't disagree about CIA approach necessarily 

Internal_Field5970

If they invaded Brazil that would unironically be WW3 Brazil is not a game you can play with force More of a CIA game 

Rock_or_Rol

Is it a war? An excursion? Are we there for the Iranian people or for nuclear weapons the CIA director said wasn’t a threat last year? Why do we have to speculate what we’re doing over there? I just can’t seem to get a clear answer from this admin, let alone evidence This isn’t a whoopsy. This should be fully investigated. People should be held accountable. You know what this admin did when the news broke? They gaslighted us. They told us it was an Iranian misfire. Hegseth went out the day after and said we’re no longer constrained by the “woke rules of engagement.” It wasn’t until there was clear footage of it being one of our missiles that they pretended to GAF. Billions of our tax dollars spent and we kill children and civilians. Over 1,700 civilian sites struck. People should be fucking mad

Kanolie

>Pompeo confirmed that as CIA director, he had seen no evidence that Iran had broken its side of the bargain, and believes that Tehran would not be able to quickly develop nuclear weapons should the agreement fail. >"I've seen no evidence that they are not in compliance today," he told the committee. https://www.trtworld.com/article/13106993 Mike Pompeo testifying to congress about a month before Trump pulled out of the deal. Iran was abiding by the terms of the deal. The only one claiming otherwise was Benjamin Netanyahu with his pathetic "Iran Lied" powerpoint that Trump cited in his order to leave the deal. https://imgur.com/a/cTWbOZA Ya, you can totally trust this dude without evidence.

KachThebest69

CIA and bibi would leak all the epstein files tomorrow if 🥭 agreed to that

TheoryInttro

Dude. They've fired off about 1% of the missiles the CIA said they were confident they had and about 0.019% of the missiles of the worst case scenario.

TopHalfGaming

Brother, Biden warned them multiple times. I'm sure they're not concerned with whatever talking head is warning them for any 4-8 year period. Obviously this is a decades long plus issue and - checks notes - when Obama got the peace deal done the CIA and military had been taking action on Iranian enemies for years. When Trump pulled out and got visibly into bed with Israel, peace with Iran wasn't remotely necessary to help carry out their goals.

Vegetable_Push6542

So is the CIA arming the Kurds for a ground offensive or what is going on with that

PositiveToe2761

My doomer prediction : 1. Oil keeps going up new guy in charge actually isn’t open to friendly peace negotiations after watching his entire family get slaughtered. Strait is permanently closed 2. CIA and mossad stage large scale T attack in CA to gain support for war and blame Iran. 3. This triggers a reason for boots on ground 4. Draft by end of 2027 which is artificially beneficial for job numbers and makes poor people go to war instead of chasing the rat race 5. Riots happen because of this marshal law is ordered, 🥭will get third term. 6. By end of 2028 full scale k shaped economy where if your young you either go to war or go work for penny’s in jail. Bonus: pltr drones to manage new social credit score.

modder9

Only superpower? China would like a word. (Side note) Securing shipping lanes has been the defining feature of whoever was the global hegemony for all of recorded history. It’s supposed to be why we spend so much on our navy. Rightfully, the strait is split between Iran and Oman. All this strait closure talk was a retaliation, to an attack US-IS struck unjustified. Iran has “been 2 weeks from a nuke” for 30 years if you listen to byahoo. You don’t just assassinate a head of state without consequence. Iran isn’t a ragtag militia. They have had precise missile strikes penetrate air defenses in IS for years (again, as retaliation to IS striking them first). I would have preferred Iran go back to 1953 when they had a democratically elected prime minister, but our CIA couped him to install the Shah and give away oil rights.

TopHalfGaming

Because "death to america" is about not wanting *the* world power to be freely allowed to commit regime change and warfare both on the ground and psychological against any country who didn't fall in line with the goals of their intelligence services. The CIA was basically created out of the OSS to be the foreign policy wing of government getting shit done outside of direct front facing military intervention. Any "communist" regime that wants to be a self sustaining country away from the central banks has a target put on their back. And boy, did they get to supporting and enabling regime change right quick. By the time of the Iranian Revolution, they had already done it multiple times. A sentiment born during the revolution climaxing with the seizure of a US embassy is kind of emblematic about that. Obviously any nuance or subtext was going to be lost in the propaganda machine in the 70's and 80's, look at how it works now. re: Saddam - former CIA guy John Kiriokou just told a great story on Julian Dorey about David Rockefeller accepting some art award in the middle east. After hob knobbing with whatever royal family accepting the award, they had him on a military transport the next morning to go tell Saddam to knock it off or he'd have a bomb shoved up his ass. John was aloof until the next morning when he asked why a guy at the end of his life flew all the way around the world for an award, not realizing it was his cover. The Saddam regime and relations with the US (and thereby relations with the middle east) are a lot more complicated then "he bombed terrorists so they stopped". And no, obviously take out actual threats with the means to be one. The problem is a state(s) deciding who is and isn't bad, deciphering who the good guys even are when everybody has to play dirty, and the surrounding reasons for why any particular regime or methodology is in play in any specific region.

modder9

Gemini is stealing jobs from the CIA smh

SirVengeance92

Personally I think that's what I think cash for clunkers was about. Not about profit for car manufacturing companies, but about new cars with cameras and LCD screens with computers, phone home technology, software updates, and whatever else the CIA wanted. They realized that if people were able to service old cars infinitely they could escape the panopticon this way if they so desired.

PixelsOfTheEast

This is reddit. You'll only get delusional takes from people who think Iran is winning. Iran has already backtracked what they said a week earlier about suspending all shipping until Gulf countries expel US and Isreal. Now they're saying all countries except US & Israel can use the strait. Like you said, Iran is cut off from the global economy and completely reliant on oil & gas revenue to run the government. The longer this revenue stops, the more people will turn to US (CIA) for money and the stronger the anti-government groups would get. I don't think this thing stops until a few more weeks though. Iran's missile barrages are down to 1 or 2 missiles each barrage from 10-20 when this started. I think US would not give in when capacity is so degraded.

modder9

So we did a coup in Iran when they briefly elected a prime minister in the 50’s and replaced him with the Shah who was friendly to US oil interests. Same thing applies to muduro except instead of a CIA coup we just kidnapped him instead.

OdinsDeposition

It's perplexing but if the CIA and KGB where working together it starts to make sense.

Nuck2407

It's a little more nuanced than that, the hippie trail version of Iran you're idolizing here was the product of American imperialism. It wasn't democratic, it was a US vassal state before the revolution and had been since the British had asked the US to intervene to secure British petroleums stranglehold on the oil supply after the democratically elected prime Minister nationalised the oil industry. The US, doing US things went in an took the oil for itself with a CIA orchestrated coup in 53. Iran, under the Shah, was seen as America's biggest ally in the region and headquartered the CIAs Asian operations. Just like in the case of Vietnam the US had the opportunity to solidify an ally in a key region of the world and foster in a democracy but instead used the opportunity to wedge European powers in an attempt to solidify its own designs on being the world's one and only superpower.

Valkorion335786

Spent all week making Israel shitposts Hope I don’t wake up tied up in my bedroom to see CIA agents planting a Quran and Manifesto on my nightstand 👀

Prestigious_Pea_3219

You mean they would be transported by CIA guy on a crop duster?

cyril1991

What are the polymarket odds for Kim Jong Un this weekend getting assassinated this weekend? Asking for a friend at the CIA.

ahsan_shah

What Civilian infrastructure was targeted by Iran in the GCC? One of the Kuwait government insurance building that was hosting CIA operatives or hotels that were hosting US soldiers after IS bases were attacked? US and Israel have targeted civilian infrastructure in Iran most notably the oil depots and desalination plants and most recently the bank in Tehran. There is huge pressure from the US over the GCC to directly involve in the conflict. UN resolution is just to release a bit of that pressure.

Roygbiv-Turtle-98

lmao imagine quoting CIA-Israel owned Wikipedia.

dljmonkeyboiz

Iran was gonna attack California with drones?! Gotta do a better job than that CIA guys.

IllustriousPiano562

FBI leaks CIA plans.

v270

CIA

wa_2050

This is what happens when you gut the CIA and have a cabinet that is essentially Mossad. You end up as Israel's lap dog. I hope there is an insane flip in the mid-terms.

Jaded_Bowl4821

It's worse than that. They were couped once and the CIA was funding a death squad against them. Then backstabbed twice during negotiations (recently).

Chill_Panda

Potentially not! Old CIA training videos with her in have resurfaced, so she may be more qualified that we know

Salty-Bar-1975

Look at it this way. It gives you a hard look at American interventionism. Biggest sandstorm in history decimates Dubai, but survivors remain and rogue Americans troops stay behind to "protect" them. They rule with an iron fist and commit numerous crimes against humanity and in the end, their commander kills himself. Tried to be a hero. Then, the main character comes along and repeats the same mistakes ensuring all civilians die within a week. Also foolishly tried to be a hero. CIA was in there too trying to shield america from accusations of war crimes by eliminating everyone.

cnhonker

Tell her you are CIA and money are from untraceable offshore account for Black Ops. Now you need to cash them out for false flag operations in the Middle East and hookers

Dakewlguy

>Reddit is completely compromised by bots And the CIA, the warrant canary expired a decade ago.

SadZealot

USA has been "the great Satan" as domestic policy for literally the past 50 years. And even longer if you consider the CIA over throw around 1950. It will take a sustained, ruthless slaughter to stop Iran, and even then it will only deepen the hatred people have for America when everyone has a mother, father, wife, brother or child that was killed by American missiles.

brannock_

CIA replaces CIA

IIINevermoreIII

Brother this is why we have the CIA for, the people of Iran will “rise up”, then they will democratically elect a leader “our puppet” and they will promise a great relationship with the US “free oil”.  We’ve done the same thing for years and just did it to Venezuela without having boots on the ground 

redtiber

lol it's not the same situation. and i don't think you understand the bigger picture. Iran is at it's most vulnerable and likely the CIA will continue to push for a revolution in Iran for a full regime change, while Israel will continue to targetted strikes. for the USA it's a cold war with China. Iran sells majority of it's oil to China. China imports 15-20% of it's oil from Iran and Venezuela. it's not a coincidence the USA took out both lol.

Fun-Valuable-7355

Most online financial pundits are CIA

Makemoney-101

NO! There’s US oil reserves in places you and I don’t even know. Unless you’re a CIA operative, gtfooh! Lmmfao Oil prices are still going down no matter what you say. Look all I wanna do is make money and I believe you feel the same way about that.

Frizzoux

CIA propaganda btw

Substantial_Ring9690

I think the CIA bugged my bedroom for that name.

Comprehensive-Eye547

CIA gonna 9/11 and its gonna get pinned on the dems for not funding or whatever… 🥭new aylatola

Comprehensive-Eye547

CIA downvoting me👆

Comprehensive-Eye547

Iran sleepers = CIA

kryptonyk

Remember when the CIA was caught torturing prisoners and not a single person was charged? Oh, except the whistleblower- he did 2 years. Expect the same here.

KissmySPAC

CIA told him so.

Comprehensive-Eye547

CIA activated

gwdope

China invades Taiwan. Dude gets interrogated by the CIA with a towel and pitcher of water…

Porn0323

Facebook is where it is today because the CIA ended its version of Facebook and handed it to zuck so that it could be used to track everything about you forever. "So, in 2003, Congress canceled the Total Information Awareness program. And the whole issue also cast shade on DARPA’s LifeLog program, which now seemed like just another excuse to pry. “The senators and whoever looked at it and said, ‘Oh, we can’t be doing this surveillance stuff’,” Bell said. The creator of DARPA’s Lifelog program later told Vice News that the research had nothing to do with spying. But it was too late. On February 4, 2004, DARPA shut down LifeLog. It was the very same day that a skinny college student named Mark Zuckerberg officially launched a new website called The Facebook."

Concerned_Fanboy

0% chance corn wasnt invented by the CIA

Yowiman

Arm Up. Hoard Ammo. Incoming Economic Collapse is a reality and it’s as close as a few weeks. bonus though; Pedophile Hunting Season is Opening and it’s Unlimited kills On another note. The FBI and the CIA have been protecting heinous crimes against our kids for most all my life. I’m 56

Count-to-3

You don't have to take me at my word that is fine. There was a lot more uncertainty last April after liberation day - how did that work out. I feel way more comfortable buying in this market than I did last April, and I still 4-5x'd my position from then. You act like the straight of hormuz is going to be closed forever. The evidence is sitting right infront of you.. Last week markets opened Green after the war, ended the day slightly red, then Tuesday was a blood bath... Then off of a rumor that Iran tried to reach out for negotiations via a 3rd party to the CIA, the market was right back to where it was Monday. Sure Iran is losing some Oil production capabilities, and the price of oil is now sky rocketing. This is literally temporary noise. There is lots of untapped oil in the reserves and most countries goals right now are to get the Straight of Hormuz safe. It will all change in an instant mark my words, whether market is down 10% or 20% over the next few weeks. It will all bounce back in short order. Also - Fed may not even flinch about the inflation situation. This oil price inflation affecting commodities is unrelated to any fiscal policy decisions. The fed favors full employment over everything else and we just got a terrible jobs report Friday. I wouldn't be too surprised to see more cuts on the table to support this shit show. Lots of reasons to have no fear. As long as you are long stocks and not currently sitting on 1-2 month expiry options.

modder9

Wait til you learn Iran had a democracy until our CIA did a coup. You don’t know Middle East affairs little bro. Sit.

Jimmy_Trivette

All I'm saying is the CIA took out JFK for less

No_Assistance5652

Bus* , the former presi is a CIA plant and did it along with D*nald Ru*sfeld and D*ck Chney.

GladCheetah6048

That regime exists due to western intervention. There's a reason they chant death to America. It's because the CIA overthrew their democratically elected president and installed an authoritarian dictator, so the people revolted against that and the mullah regime emerged from the power vacuum. So you think more intervention is gonna work? You think bombing them is going to make these people like the west and chill out?

platinumarks

Has anyone considered just sending the CIA in to negotiate with the new Supreme Leader of Iran, and just get them to agree to give 🥭 the new Iranian Peace Price for Cool Awesome People? Then we can just move past all of this.

modder9

Never forget that Iran briefly had a democracy until the CIA did a coup to re-install the US puppet. There will never be peace because we don’t want peace. We want to extract all the oil for free. See also, Muduro.

fungoodtrade

little bit of updates from cappy army on youtube... not much tho, sorry... basic idea so far is groups from pak may be moving in from south as well as kurds from west... possibly azerbaijani as well, CIA & special forces likely on the ground already directing these groups, using air resources more effectively etc. mossad also conducting ground operations inside iran. At least that is the basic story, no hard releases around this progress that i know of. Not sure how much is rumors, how much is true.

Overall-Fold-9720

>The CIA is working to arm Kurdish forces with the aim of sparking a popular uprising in Iran, multiple people familiar with the plan told CNN Remember when we have weapons to some guys in Afghanistan to fight the Soviets? That went well Let's do it again !

KingofPro

CIA wholesale prices…….nice!

No-Tangerine5291

Greenland was a rage bait and Cuba will fall on its own on top of the CIA being there. When i was there in 2019 people love Trump. Idk about now but Cuba wont need ground troops. Iran is risky. Iran is more justifiable then Iraq however, i think we are late on over throwing Iran.

Andrew_Higginbottom

You trust the CIA? ;) ..or lefty Wiki :) "I mean isnt it logical that a muslim country is majorly muslim, like majority of middle east countries?" It's natural to assume, but we can't claim it logical. I too had assumed muslim majority in Iran, but it was an Iranian woman telling me it not so, that had me digging a little deeper.

Proof-Necessary-5201

>It all started with the Shar of Iran. Ah the hypocrisy and the lies, lol. No, it doesn't start with the Shah. You overlooked a crucial detail because it goes against your agenda, propaganda boy. In 1953, the CIA and British intelligence overthrew a democratically elected leader, Mohammad Mosaddegh after he nationalized the Iranian oil industry, which was previously controlled by the British. After that, they put the Shah in power, thus *causing the Islamic revolution*. It's your f#cking meddling in other people's affairs that causes instability and breeds terrorism and extremism. I will stop here because I have a strong desire to start insulting you, which I don't want to do. You lied by omission and have a strong bias from drinking lots and lots of propaganda. As for Allah's work. Not only Allah's work isn't to particularly target the US, but defend yourself against all kinds of oppressors, the actual religious nut jobs is the US admin that told soldiers that Jesus anointed Trump and that their war in Iran is for Armageddon to bring back Jesus: https://theintercept.com/2026/03/05/iran-war-end-times-christian/ Seriously, get help and revise your worldview. You're a zombie.

boofles1

I'm not sure that the CIA backed Kurds exist in a real sense, they would have no interest or ability to attack Tehran and replace the government and the Iranian people wouldn't support them. It just seems like the Trump administration have thrown it out there so they seem to have a plan.

csmedo1994

We, the US military with access to billions in spy satellites, thousands of military intelligence analysts at the pentagon and worldwide, plus CIA, NSA, many more agencies. Mossad, plus thousands of war planners across 4 war fighting military branches whose lives depend on that info—-DId Not Know? BUT, you raj6126, esteemed Reddit commentator of 3 yrs, YOU knew this? Bc you saw it where? YouTube? CNN? You should inform the numerous generals and their staff of this critical information. Hurry! Lives are depending on You, Raj6126! Do you hear yourself?

yellowjackethokie

The Trump administration is way out of their depth on this. By now it should be obvious that the Iranian regime is not going to collapse under an air campaign alone. I have very little faith in the CIA-backed Kurds to secure the victory on the ground. This isn't going to be over anytime soon.

CardinalCopiaIV

I will give you a few clues … expensive black stuff … rare items in the ground … Iraq was all about oil, the war on drugs was because the cartels were getting a to big a slice of the pie (the CIA used drug sales to fund their black ops) Afghanistan was for the opium and flooding it back home. America is a war machine and its economy thrives in it

Anchises1

Love how people think Israel is controlling the US when in fact the US is its own actor and wants the same things. Why does it have to be mossad? Isn't the CIA the same thing? Lmaooo

Garbage-Disposal-938

CIA: after all the money and time it took to get those compromising photos of the Ayatollah and they just went ahead and killed him

Significant_Row_5951

While the CIA and other international actors provided weapons and funds to the Mujahideen to fight the Soviet Union, there is no direct evidence that the CIA specifically funded or trained bin Laden directly. U.S. helped create the environment of jihad in Afghanistan, Osama bin Laden was not a conscious "invention" of the U.S. government, but rather a leader whose anti-Western views developed partly in opposition to American foreign

KingRegardothe2nd

CIA regime change playbook, Page 1: Throw money and weapons at poorly trained enemy of regime. Don't worry about further consequences. There are no other pages apparently.

FuzzyDynamics

Perfect. Put him in charge of the CIA

iFiredIce

Makes sense why those movies suck ass then. CIA hasn't done anything right since crack