CIA

Jeffoxy

job interviews were invented by the CIA to make you submissive and breedable

JustSayinIt4YouNow

Putin had those files and videos looooooooong before the CIA,FBI,DOJ….

Ragebait_Destroyer

Source, chatgpt. Here’s a consolidated list: 🛰️ NSA / Signals Intelligence Programs PRISM – 2007–present Run by the National Security Agency under Section 702 of FISA. Upstream Collection (Section 702) – 2007–present NSA collection of internet traffic from backbone infrastructure. Section 215 Bulk Phone Metadata Program – 2001–2015 Authorized under the USA PATRIOT Act; reformed by the USA Freedom Act. Stellar Wind – 2001–2007 (formally), elements continued afterward Warrantless surveillance authorized by President George W. Bush after 9/11. ECHELON – 1970s–present (Cold War origins) Operated by the NSA and partners including Government Communications Headquarters. XKeyscore – \~2008–present (publicly revealed 2013) NSA search and analysis tool for intercepted data. MUSCULAR – 2009–2011 (publicly revealed 2013) NSA and GCHQ interception of data between Google and Yahoo data centers. 📞 Telecommunications & Data Collection Programs MAINWAY – 1990s–2010s NSA database of phone metadata. FAIRVIEW – 2003–present NSA partnership with U.S. telecom providers. BLARNEY – 1970s–present NSA program collecting communications at network hubs. OAKSTAR – 2004–present NSA program collecting foreign communications via corporate partnerships. 🧠 Domestic Intelligence / Law Enforcement Programs COINTELPRO – 1956–1971 Run by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Total Information Awareness (TIA) – 2002–2003 (officially) Developed under the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. Stingray / Cell-Site Simulator Usage – 1990s–present Used by FBI and local law enforcement. Carnivore (DCS1000) – 1997–2005 FBI email interception system. 🌍 CIA / Foreign Intelligence Programs (These differ from NSA signals intelligence.) Operation CHAOS – 1967–1974 CIA domestic surveillance of anti-war activists. HTLINGUAL – 1952–1973 CIA mail-opening program targeting international correspondence. 🛂 Post-9/11 Security Programs Terrorist Surveillance Program (TSP) – 2001–2007 Public name for parts of Stellar Wind. Secure Flight (TSA passenger screening program) – 2009–present Operated by the Transportation Security Administration. No-Fly List Expansion (Terrorist Screening Database) – 2003–present Managed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation Terrorist Screening Center.

TruckHorus

Probably just CIA checking in on people on a list

Neveragain1001

Clients: Major users include the U.S. Department of Defense, CIA, intelligence agencies, ICE (immigration enforcement), and global corporations. Controversy: Critics describe it as a surveillance-focused company, raising concerns about privacy, civil liberties, and the use of its technology in tracking individuals. If someday they get you or one of your family members, just tell them I invested in your guys.

mulberryzeke

[world's fattest hacker says Palantir is very naughty.](https://x.com/KimDotcom/status/2023165849721536672) >- Palantir was allegedly hacked. - An AI agent was used to gain super-user access... - mass surveillance of world leaders... - backdoored the devices, cars and jets... - creating nuclear and bio weapon capabilities for Ukraine - responsible of the majority of Palestinian deaths in Gaza - Palantir is an arm of the CIA

sobernaught85

Very bearish. CIA was involved with Israel ties. Glad I snagged some $MSTR puts Friday

Westeros

Backed by the CIA? If that isn’t a foundational floor I don’t know what is. I want MOAR

Peppertheredfox

Is the CIA hiring puppet leaders for South America? I envision a career of leadership for a destitute nation. And also giant cigars, parades with machine guns, latinas and unfettered access to the coke trade.

Suitable_Air_2686

This is a well known fact amongst those who work in defence tech. One thing though is that Palantir is no longer a subordinate of CIA. It’s now the bigger partner in that relationship and ensures CIA is staffed with the “right” people by election interference.

CEOofBeanz

That one CIA guy on Instagram reels be like: *“I walk into the hotel room and see the President of Bolivia and one of my former colleagues. My colleague is undercover cover as a local cross dresser, I’m completely soaked because I fell off a fishing vessel half an hour ago…”*

SkaldCrypto

The highest award for journalism. Having your car remotely crashed by the CIA.

KissMyRichard

Dude. There's like 4 different people telling you you're the one who doesn't know what's going on, which is pretty common for Reddit. There's more to a lot of the claims Trump has made that were true, like Epstein, for instance. Certain interviews of Charles Manson are worth a watch also when he talks about the CIA, etc.

donfonz

BREAKING: After another week of downturn in [$SPY](https://x.com/search?q=%24SPY&src=cashtag_click), Tom Lee has been found hiding in the same hole where the U.S. found Saddam Hussein. "I promised 1000x and now people are trying to find me." He stated in the CIA report. "It's probably still gonna happen, tbh."

Colloquial

CIA?

crab_races

My MBA professors help me realize that when pros are hiring ex FBI and CIA agents, and are well connected for insider info... the rest of us are cooked. I moved most of my money to index funds after that. The only big hit i've had was at a company that IPO'd that I worked at that i knew the numbers were real, and I was able to buy pre ipo shares. Other than that, it really has mostly been flying blind. But I will admit some people have an affinity for investing. Me, we should start a contrain fund of my trades, people would clean up.

JimTheSaint

That's the thing - there no way a government agency would let this opportunity pass them by. - both because they probably think the western world would do the same and because that's how intelligence agencies thing. If CIA could they would probably do the same. And its chinese law that if you do not comply with the intelligence agencies, like denying them access - then it's treason. So they 100% have access to the data. It's not quite the same in the western world the government don't have to give access to the government. And it would be a huge negative story if they did.

Delicious_Put_5857

its def not good that we learned the ppl actively compromising the US federal govt were also early bitcoin adopters and boosters. i always had a lowkey thought that it was like "the CIA" and it seems it basically was but it was actually worse, some kinda mossad/rich pedo circle.

longGERN

I won't be convinced that selling stuff on Facebook marketplace isn't a CIA torture tactic

upwy

russia banned whatsapp. since it's becoming know that US big tech feeds private user data to the CIA, pentagon, and mossad, i'm assuming these bans will spread.

ihopethisworksfornow

The tech industry is a hoax started by the CIA in the 70s to distract from renewed interest in Moon Landing conspiracies and to restore a sense of optimism about the future after the critical and commercial failure of the film Zardoz, starring Sean Connery, which left the U.S. public deeply unsettled.

upwy

tulsi gabbard scandal: CIA uncovered a spy for israel in trumps cabinet, Mike Waltz who was the national security advisor. tulsi blocked the release of this report to congress and just privately told susy wiles and trump. trump then quietly moved mike waltz to be US ambassador to the UN to save embarrassment for israel. we are not a real country.

joey_knight

Yes. CIA is totally onboard with the Europeans bypassing the dollar ponzi scheme.

mallison945

I want corn to rocket again. Please CIA make it happen

yofisherman123

This is declassified from the CIA. And it seems pretty logical the government would do something shady to fund forever wars 

Hysterisis_glitch505

Bitcoin is the tiny hats/ Mossad/ CIA project to rob the national debt from the people to continue their Ponzi scheme. 

NewLifeInAfghanistan

Saylor = exit liquidity for CIA

sloanemonroe

Can somebody just fucking blow the goddamn whistle on all this Epstein stuff?!!!!! Where’s the hero in the FBI/CIA or other country?!!

AdFrequent2951

No it isn't lol. This is the ONLY answer Americans have for their die hard lies about the rigged US economy. Has NOTHING to do with JP Morgan and market manipulation by putting out HUGE shorts to force a price reduction. They've definitely never been caught doing that in the past. No financial analyst in the western world is an honest person. They lie and fabricate THEORIES of why bitcoin will never crash even though the CIA created it..

Rummy1618

Well it is the CIA after all....

Risko4

DARPA literally invented the internet, GPS, satellite, voice assistants, mRNA vaccines, night vision, laser guided bombs, prophetic limbs, robotics, cyborg bees. NSA invented the tools to breach every single computer world wide (now on GitHub leaked by Russia), CIA studied a shit ton more. Wtf are you on about, nerds in bunkers lmao.

Buchkizzle

If it is I'd almost feel better about it. Would remind of how they unleashed LSD on the world and inadvertently created the hippie movement. "We must always remember to thank the CIA and the Army for LSD, by the way. Everything is the opposite of what it is, isn't it? They brought out LSD to control people, and what they did was give us freedom." — John Lennon

perceptive_AI

CCP Agent vs Mossad Agent vs Kremlin Agent vs FBI/CIA Agent vs AI Agent

sofa_king_weetawded

Agreed. I think its very plausible that Satoshi is the CIA.

Piffdolla1337take2

Between the conspiracy theories that Satoshi is the CIA or Epstein I think either way it's not good and the US having the 5th largest traceable stake in BTC and their diminishing standing in the world. I don't see how it grows currently

FlyingTiger7four

The current regime has made more money from crypto than they could even spend on Epstein's island. They're also internally hard at work to dismantle the CIA and reform intelligence services under a more controllable and centralized structure. As an example, they've laid off 1200 CIA personnel already and shut down the CIA world factbook functions 2 days ago

Thecramosreddit

Why would people other than Congress care that the CIA developed bitcoin to circumvent their operating budget?

New-IncognitoWindow

Where’s that old school racism where you just have the CIA introduce drugs into the community and don’t hire them?

BoratOhtani

🍊man just posted a photo of the Obamas as apes, no cap. If you add that to the reports that he wants Penn Station named after him, the 10 billion payment to himself, nationalizing the election… that’s just this week and we haven’t even gotten to the Epstein, the CIA director performing domestic duties, the report of corruption from his crypto ventures in exchange for chips. We have a mentally unwell sociopath driving us straight into a cliff - this week’s market dip is a just a symptom and things are about to get a lot worst.

SimilarTap1419

Your wrong. You are listening to political nonsense. Palantir could care less about you and everyone else unless you are a terrorist plotting an attack then Palantir and the CIA are very interested in you and thats a good thing. We missed 9/11 never again. Palantir will be the magic sauce that also cures cancer finally.

SimilarTap1419

People obviously don't understand what Palantir does. Its NOT a surveillance company. Its a data analytics company. The CIA is a government surveillance company that uses Palantir software for thousands of tasks. Finding and tracking terrorist is one of them. Thats a good thing. That phone you have in your hand is pinging off towers and sending out a signal. So if you don't want to be tracked lose your phone. Palantir helps every industry and every company improve operations, they could care less about you. They do care about the future and making absolutely tons of money and as an investor thats a good thing..Making sense of data will bring massive change in everything we do at warp speed.

CrispInMyChicken

The CIA is doing a mass sell off the expected crash is coming.

Rewdemon

I’m gonna chime in with the conspirancy and remind people that Satoshi Nakamoto in Japanese can mean 智中本, Central Knowledge Origin. CIA from the beginning

dudenurse13

A new form of ultra-public and traceable currency which was made popular in its use for illicit purchases? You think the CIA would do that?

Atmacrush

Possibly since it would tie into the theory that it was the CIA that made bitcoin.

Omotai

>If the CIA made it, then they probably have some way to track it. The blockchain is public. All transactions are public. There doesn't really need to be a secret way to track transactions because they're not hidden in the first place.

WoodPear

Makes sense. If the CIA made it, then they probably have some way to track it. And the whole purpose of bitcoin at the beginning was to use it to buy illegal stuff, so if those folks knew that it was made by the govt, they would have ditched it so fast. Were past the point that it would drop to zero if folks found out. Too many people hodling.

Affectionate-Idea690

It was the CIA bruh

An_Innocent_Coconut

CIA* founded Bitcoin

komokazi

It was the CIA

Feeling-Feeling6212

Has to be CIA or FBI or one of those three letter orgs.

RockDoveEnthusiast

yeah, it's wild how other countries have "oligarchs" and "price controls" and so on, but we uniquely have "entrepreneurs" and a "competitive economy" and whatever else. reminds me of that joke, "A CIA agent and KGB spy meet in a bar. "I have to admit, I'm always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up," the CIA agent says. "Thank you," the KGB says. "We do our best but truly, it's nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them." The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. "Thank you friend, but you must be confused... There's no propaganda in America.""

WalderFreyWasFramed

Hadn't happened, but my own personal headcanon is that Peter Thiel is behind Bitcoin. - Man wanted a currency not linked to governments - Satoshi means 'intelligent' in Japanese, Naka means 'center', and Moto means 'origin'; AKA bitcoin's originator is the CIA - Peter Thiel is heavily involved with the CIA It's flimsy, but it makes more sense to me that Thiel (and therefore Epstein) is a part of Bitcoin's origination than a Japanese group/person.

Ecstatic_Wheelbarrow

PLTR is military and intelligence spending and Dems haven't downsized anything since Clinton. They have a tradition of giving in at the slightest resistance or threat to the 'norm' and then never moving things back to the left when in power. There's no way they are removing PLTR from the government and upsetting the military, FBI, CIA, etc. when it is fully baked into those branches and agencies.

eddyg987

crazy that Epstein won the Powerball twice, like did they kill the winner or was it CIA corruption. It's also insane how the lotto is just an extra tax on the poorest Americans.

kabbowkabbow

re-watching Homeland and it just hit me. you really think the CIA would let Netflix go red?

thriftwisepoundshy

I think it’s CIA

ShittyUsernane1222

there will be a breakup between Netanyahu and Putin. Not because Putin hates Israel, but because Xi has Putin on a leash and China hates Israel for fucking up their network of proxies. I will grab popcorn and watch waiting for the inevitable Mexican standoff between Mossad and FSB and CIA to happen when that shit happens as it will spike volatility so hard that investing essentially becomes as hard as playing dark souls.

Garbage-Disposal-938

Probably someone like this: CIA/MI6/Mossad/Israel/DeepState/Oligarchs/WarProfiteers/BigOil

jensenskawk

ICE FBI SEC CIA this guy right here 👆🏽

Specific-Objective68

The CIA finally cleared out their operational funds.

Aggravating-Sky8572

Epstein is just the scapegoat. Bitcoin is an NSA project to funnel money to so-called dissidents group in foreign countries, with blessings from CIA and Mossad.

DMT1703

Oh no she is just being a member of an old cult that was form because of CIA . Shinzo Abe used to be in the same cult.

Constant-Bridge3690

Yes. The stock price is completely divorced from the fundamentals. The same with TSLA. The difference here is no one knows Peter Thiel or Alex Karp, so there aren't a bunch of fan boys propping up the stock. This begs the question: then who is propping up the stock? The CIA?

Unique_Durian5944

Yeah now that people know that satoshi isn’t real and Epstein in part with the CIA were the people running it, it lost some credibility.

DillDoughCookie

GovernmentX is a welfare vessel started by CIA front InQTel.

CertainMiddle2382

And the revolutionary capability of providing discrete way to bypass state firewalls everywhere. Iranian friends told me that possession of a starlink terminal in Iran will get you killed on the spot. Imagine when everyone everywhere will have access to CIA controlled social media.

Traditional-Cloud154

Imagine thinking bitcoin isn’t a surveillance coin created by the CIA. Send it to $0 and let’s move on

Late-Tadpole-2318

Wyden straight up whistleblowing regarding “deep concerns about CIA activities” and now I have deep concerns about my port

After_Fee8244

Bro that Wyden letter to Ratcliffe is so ominous lol. Like CIA about to do some crazy world altering shit.

sandygws

\*Mossad/CIA collab.

Otherwise_Banana82

Imagine thinking the CIA didn’t create bitcoin

fire_alarmist

Lol what? Pedocoin that was made by the CIA and has been used by the Fed and now has full Federal Reserve chairman support? That is still digital manipulatable bs

Jaded_Bowl4821

fyi the Putin being the richest person in the world is CIA propaganda. they basically said everything the USSR owned is his.

Anstark0

So Elison's Oracle might straight up be a CIA project codenamed "Oracle", the purpose is to control social media through AI algorythms, Ellison owns TikTok and much more, was fighting for WB, but lost to Netflix, probably. Oracle might literally control the world, unironically, in the future. Ellison is old so that's my only small concern. That's why it is too big too fail, I think, cause the plan is very big here

AllCapNoBrake

Can't wait for the CIA to track me even harder + the patriot ACT.

MirthandMystery

People are always saying they're anti war and anti interventionist yet some cheer on profiting off investing in a literal gov created surveillance company used against a few bad guys but many civilians everywhere they're used. Palatir helped make the Gaza genocide more efficient, killing 1% of the civilians population- women and kids, yet somehow couldn't find the few Hamas leaders and soldiers? Keeping an enemy around is a long time tactic for Intel firms who profit off lucrative contracts. The CIA under Bush in the 70's (and prior to him) knew that as does Netanyahu and the Israeli Ministry of Defense who regularly hires Palantir.. a CIA created tech firm. People seem to think it's just tech firm that works a little to help Israel. They don't even know anything about Larry Ellison. (!)

MirthandMystery

Palantir is not a neutral company and never was non partisan. It was always a CIA tech arm meant for data analysis and ideal for surveillance. Was designed to collate data for right wing intelligence units. It's still doing that, against civilians in every country it's used in.

callmecrude

It was the Obama administration who asked Palantir to develop the ICM software that’s been used by ICE for the past 15 years and the Biden administration who gave them their largest defence and homeland security contracts in company history. This company was born out of the CIA. They’re always going to get gov contracts regardless who is in office.

theummeower

No. It’s time new FBI. it’s spying on US residents. CIA spies on foreigners

Gristle__McThornbody

Is it true Pelentir is the new CIA?

Fantastic-Clock-8603

Who’s watching CIA earnings today?

greyenlightenment

WMT is like a CIA + FBI with security and logistics. every item monitored and supply chain too .

rektgod

Also talking about how well those guys dance, right? google dancing israelis. Also crazy how some flying companies had like x10 options movements and shorts prior to the attack. And also crazy too that USA military was doing a simulation on planes being taken hostage at the same time of the day. Also crazy too that the most secure place on america (the pentagon) full of cameras, only released some seconds of footage from the plane that hit it (and no plane is visible). Also crazy seeing everything devastated miles on the radius, cars melted, everything destroyed but paper, paper survived. (have you ever microwaved paper?) Crazy to note that people on the lower floors were saying that they were hearing "boom, boom, boom". Crazy too that WTC 7 collapsed on itself whithin 3 secs, of "fire" from another building. Nothing serious was inside it, just some secret CIA offices. And lets not forget Larry Silverstein missed that day because of a doctor apointment :( (not one day missed btw) but yeah, a casual day on america I guess.

Firecracker048

Yeah, it wasn't america being controlled by Israelis(which saying america controlled by the only jewish majority nation in the world is just next step of anti semetic conspiracy), its really just the CIA/FBI finding new and creative ways to control and manipulate people.

gay_ghoti_yo

The CIA isn't some CoD Black Ops shit. It's literally a bunch of office workers who gave the greatest hits like a Daffy Duck cigar to kill Castro or the Iran Contra affair. They're not as impressive as they'd like you to believe. It's why they love these spy movies and TV shows to make them seem like they're omnipotent shadow warriors 

_Marat

The CIA is definitely not run by any contemporary administration lmao.

IcyPride2973

Crown Jewels item #1 still hasn’t been declassified after almost 50 years. The Crown Jewels were like the top 10 most illegal things the CIA were doing. The new director asked for a list of these things in case he ever had to testify on the stuff. They became known as the Crown Jewels. All but the top thing on the list have been declassified. #2 on the list was the plots to kill Fidel Castro. That would imply that #1 is more heinous and more illegal than multiple attempts to kill the leader of a foreign nation.

BobbyDigital423

I think everyone has it backwards. The CIA operates on behalf of the global elite. Some of them being elected or appointed officials and many of them are just rich fucks.

purplemagecat

So 80 years, sounds about right. Kennedy tried to strip power from the CIA and was shot.

Nickeless

The CIA is run by known Russian assets Trump and Gabbard. Pretty sure it’s compromised.

purplemagecat

You mean the CIA used the material to blackmail and control politicians? If the US democratic govt is being controlled by the cia, rather than the CIA being controlled by the civilian govt, that's the definition of compromised

ihopethisworksfornow

Americans really willing to believe *anything* other than that their own government willingly allowed it for the sake of covert intelligence. The CIA isn’t “compromised”. They’re just the CIA.

Dull_Broccoli1637

Oracle will never die. CIA plants always win.

Spanisbro2

Crypto is a CIA project and you can't convince me otherwise

Guilty-Deer-2147

I'm sure the CIA can figure it out

Mother___Night

Ambassador's don't get fake passports made unless they working for the CIA on the DL.

notdoingdrugs

Besides Oracle’s links to Ellison, allegedly the CIA, and TikTok (which I’m uninterested in all 3 here to be clear- but feel free to comment why anyone believes I’m wrong) why on earth would anyone invest in this pretend hyperscaler over the actual real deals?

ihopethisworksfornow

Insult to the CIA tbh everyone just wants to blame the Jews

Worried_Quarter469

*CIA is a subdivision of Mossad