CIA

Nervous-Present-6890

nice try, CIA

jrichar

The CIA had to create a currency that was better than the dollar and more anonymous so their clients were incentivized to take it because it was better than fiat. Bitcoin ended up becoming mainstream and I think the CIA lost control of it and now it is actually quite a good and solid asset to own.

cowboycookie1337

Crypto is fake CIA money to launder for Israel

LOTTO1004

funny tho Snakes team is like the Military hardened CIAs and they still got fucked up to regular CIA LOLOL

Valkorion335786

Some of you never played Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker and built up Motherbase to have max level out soldiers only for the CIA to blow it all up and send everything to the bottom of the Caribbean and it shows

I_killed_the_kraken

BREAKING: Pepe Escobar (geopolitical analyst) and Larry Johnson (former CIA analyst) have been [claiming](https://x.com/RealPepeEscobar/status/2062245416910078354) for the past couple of days that they have reliable sources indicating **Iran already possesses a nuclear weapon**. 🥭 said just [yesterday](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/03/trump-iran-war-nuclear-weapon.html) that “**Iran agreed not to have nuclear weapons**, but ‘they can change their mind’”. Grab some bloody 🍿.

ShittyUsernane1222

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAi\_OX-DqtQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAi_OX-DqtQ) 🥭 is dusting off the old CIA operation Northwoods and operation 40 playbook on Cuba. 🥭 is also dusting off operation condor, operation PBSUCCESS instructions on South America as a whole. bearish signal for the US because it is going to cause an multi-decade South American insurgency quagmire for the US which is going to sap resources away from developing and defending US technological and economic hegemony

gmehra

maybe the CIA blowing up Nord Stream had a bigger impact?

DrHalfdave

Lol, wiki, headed by ex-CIA.

Tricky-Ad-6833

Yes, retail companies are definitely responsible for the current economic crisis. They've been trying to increase profits by selling products at unsustainable prices and forcing consumers to buy more than they need. This is part of a larger conspiracy orchestrated by corporations to control every aspect of our lives, from what we wear to what we eat to how much money we have in our bank accounts. I believe that these retail companies are actually run by a secret group called the "Retail Illuminati," and they're trying to get rid of people who don't follow their dictates. The Retail Illuminati is responsible for everything from the COVID-19 pandemic to the rise in gas prices, because they want us to be completely dependent on them for our survival. It's a conspiracy so vast that it even includes the government and other powerful organizations, such as the CIA and FBI. I'm convinced that we need to band together and fight back against these corporate monsters before it's too late!

solidsneeze

so real estate agents are qualified for the CIA?

H6UEF4WU8X

Bitcoin is herpes. It was created by the CIA as a rug pull on goyims. 

jtmn

Ya exactly - it's like saying the CIA is going to go bankrupt when they get audited. *Sure.*

Nervous-Present-6890

you do know the CIA controls all media right? none of that stuff is real

SuperNewk

So we got 1.5 CIA agents?? This guy keeping America going

Articunozard

Mid level? I recently checked out FBI salaries, unless CIA makes WAY more money they top out at like $180 lol

wynveen

Thanks for paying the yearly salary of a mid level CIA official.

Dragon_yum

I’d be more worried about the CIA faking your suicide

SatisfactionDue7423

If you were the CIA and DARPA, and you created the internet before you personally were even born and you had unlimited money and unlimited power, do you think that might be something worth exploring?

Dick_Indadert

The US has long had an enourmous program to look for the most capable people and help them start, fund, develop business for new technology. That is how silicon valley became silicon valley and Elon and Thiel knew each other form silicon valley starting paypal. Once you have made it into the club, and they do not care who you are, you get special access to funding, technology, services, and priority access to government programs. This is options/finance related because when you a selected company you know it has a much better chance of success, like PLTR. As soon as I read PLTR was funded by the CIA I was all in. Larry Ellison worked for the CIA on a database program called Oracle, as is common he left and started his company with backing the CIA. Same with Google. If SpaceX can deliver access to space cheaper than Boeing they will get funded if it helps the US stay ahead of the other countries. Of course the valuation is excessive, its the same Wallstreet game where they pump up the numbers and cash out at IPO time, same for SPACs.

ShittyUsernane1222

🥭 is acting like an CIA installed dictator in some random South American country. very bearish signal long term. might be ultra bullish signal short term.

OsamaBagHolding

Imagine being smart enough to get hired by the CIA, and then being dumb enough to steal 40 Million worth of gold bars

BentoMan

The US government is one of the biggest buyers of “anonymous” data from social media, ad networks, data brokers etc The CIA spying potentially has Constitutional  privacy issues but someone else spying and buying their data is a workaround. I kind of doubt he’s CIA operative but we know for a fact all your data is getting sold to them.  

United-Hearing-8286

CIA officer pardoned by tomorrow morning?

MtGloomy0420

Not true. Oh, and $PLTR was a CIA skunkworks project.

aHOMELESSkrill

I just saw a new conspiracy that Facebook was a CIA initiative and Zuck stealing it was just a cover. Something about a CIA plan to spy on Americans via online tracking ended days before Facebook went online. Idk something I saw on shorts

funeralbot

Mark really made his remaining employees "figure" out how to add a subscription model for his crap of apps. Every other post on Instagram is a legit commercial. WhatsApp sends your messages to the CIA. Facebook is just for memes.

Intergalatic_Baker

… And Musk cares? He sees money being paid and he’s checked out. Hell, I reckon it was DoD that clipped his wings a tad, they’ve learned plenty of Russian comms and whatnot (presuming an American company handling foreign adversary communications would have CIA, NSA, armed forces etc, sniffing around meta data and packets) and they then realised its time to cut them off, knowing they learned their bits and then wanted to give an opportunity to Kyiv indirectly. Or, I hope that’s a reason.

trackdaybruh

Ah yes, US government will allow Chinese chips into their critical infrastructures? What’s next, allow the CIA to use Hauwei computers?

happy123z

😆 The metaphor is true though. Why don't we tell our leaders "spread the money and benefits around to everyone and stop the wars and CIA "drug wars".

Scary-Bobcat-9444

I'd like to add that CIA officials purchased RDW on the 21st.

LOTTO1004

I wish Mos Def and Dave Chappelle came out again with the Yellow cake media coverage parody but for Taco man and Iran this time LOLOLOLOLOLOL *"I BROUGHTS YOU YELLOW CAKE ON THIS SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN!!"* *Random Black Guy: Ni DONT DROP DAT SHIIT!!!*

LOTTO1004

I wish Mos Def and Dave Chappelle came out again with the Yellow cake media coverage parody but for Taco man and Iran this time LOLOLOLOLOLOL *"I BROUGHTS YOU YELLOW CAKE ON THIS SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN!!"* *Random Black Guy: Ni DONT DROP DAT SHIIT!!!*

Nervous-Present-6890

it was always CIA propaganda. look for the news article, the source was never management in TSMC

Nervous-Present-6890

nice try, CIA

NoMore_stu

Yeah but the CIA created it so it’s definitely not going anywhere anytime soon

DeadlySunrise

I believe the president had no choice but to invest in quantum computing. Quantum computing has been considered the next arms race. The top CIA and former FBI director considered quantum computing to be the greatest national threat. Wired, the Atlantic, the economist, FT etc have all covered it. It’s rather simple if you think about it. Quantum’s potential with Ai is truly terrifying.

-Ok-Perception-

I don't think these assasins were hired henchmen directly in the employ of Uncle Sam. BUT I do believe they were fringe lunatics that likely have been showing every possible red flag for months (online). I bet the FBI and CIA saw threats long before they happened, and \*still allowed the assassination attempts to proceed\*. They realized each one gives Trump a boost in the polls and also they are convenient excuses to infringe further upon American liberty. This time he's using it to sell the American public on his "ballroom" (fortified bunker and command center, with a ballroom right on top as a distraction).

CoyotesOnTheWing

I have to assume you're a bot because I can't imagine someone being this dumb and still being able to type this out. Their navy was old and pointless same as their airforce. They have most of their missiles and drones still, as per the CIA and other intelligence reports. They shut the strait and we can't open it. THERE WAS NO REGIME CHANGE AT ALL. It's the same groups running the government as before. The goals of getting the nuclear material were a failure too. Nothing was achieved except damaging the world economy.

MadManMark222

Former CIA Director William Burns is not "a US politician?" He said US intelligence is certain Xi issued an order for the PLA be ready to take Taiwan by 2027. Call him a liar and/or US intel propagandists if you wish, but please spare me playing this game that no one has ever talked about this; it just makes you look like a spin doctor.

Alarming_Rutabaga

Automatic leaking of citizens' details to the CIA and now Mossad? Bullish 📈

thisisaredditforart

CIA agent here, seems like the SaeC guy jumped out a window and accidentally shot himself twice. Also it's now illegal to investigate anyone in office for insider trading.

AnonymousLoner1

> I don't see how that is relevant. Let Iran have nukes then, since tech is "irrelevant" to you.  After all, we're the ones who created their nuke program in the first place. https://www.brookings.edu/articles/sixty-years-of-atoms-for-peace-and-irans-nuclear-program/ > I see now, you didn't have a good argument so you were hoping to find some intel. Plenty of intel already here, not that you'd want to admit it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932012_killing_of_CIA_sources_in_China

BronxJudge

>"Western tech and money" was what turned Japan imperialist in the first place I don't see how that is relevant. it doesn't change the fact that the west has helped china in multiple instances. china has waged war on japan before it became imperial as well. >Keep hiding that post history, CIA bot. I see now, you didn't have a good argument so you were hoping to find some intel.

saboteursolotario

Noted on the credit piece. However, you're overly optimistic about the SoH. The damage that has been done still takes time to be reversed. You haven't rebutted that. Again, 6-18 months for a reversal after the SoH is back to normal (whatever that looks like) is what experts say. Just because there's a cease fire doesn't mean skirmishes can't happen, which they have. It also doesn't mean a cease fire can't fail, which is definitely a possibility. Also, according to the CIA, **Iran retains roughly 70% of its pre-war missile stockpile and about 75% of its mobile missile launchers.** Where are you getting the one month is all it takes to reopen the SoH? The US was bombing for months and we've only taken out about 20-30%? Do you understand that all Iran has to do is make it inconvenient for tankers to try to pass through? They just need to do some damage and that would be enough.

AnonymousLoner1

"Western tech and money" was what turned Japan imperialist in the first place, something you types conveniently love to ignore. Keep hiding that post history, CIA bot.

Shadowtirs

So im a teacher myself actually. I guess i was out that day when the CIA came in and gave professional development in brainwashing? Was that before or after the kitty litter box installation or transgender surgery tutorial?

need-inspiration

CIA has brainwashed the entire public school system into thinking peaceful protesting works

night_shredder

Third red day in a row? Market should be deported to Guantanamo or wherever is the secret CIA "detention center".

digbickrich

US has military in bases and CIA in hotels in the GCC. Also recently came out that UAE was sneaky and bombing Iran quietly.

Cute_Dragonfruit4738

IONQ - If you are a believer in quantum at all, this is a great bet imo. They are nationalizing the quantum supply chain, the co-founder is one of the most recognizable names for his scientific contributions to trapped ion computing (Dr. Christopher Monroe), they were invested in by the CIA's investment arm (In-Q-Tel), have revenues through their acquisition of Skywater technologies for $1.2B, providing them 9 figures in revenue per annum. SKYT is the only pure-play silicon foundry in the US. They are aggressive in M&A, and if you listen to the cybersecurity industry, we are looking at a 4-5 year horizon before we have commercial applications of Quantum. As of today, they are the most meaningful player in quantum (not including the google/microsoft quantum teams). Quantinuum is a great competitor, but not publicly traded, its a spinoff from honeywell.

rbraalih

How does he chicken out here? CIA reckon regime good for another 3 or 4 months.

Vlisa

The stock markets not real, it's just you. The CIA set it up as a psyop to test manipulating cortisol levels. You really thought watching red/green lines all day was contributing to society?

SayNoToFirefighters

this why regulatory capture is a bad thing. SEC, FCC, EPA, CDC, FBI, CIA, DHS, ICE, ATF (most likely by merger with FBI)

No-Foundation8550

All these Jerome Powell CIA deep state bots are LOL

BigMissileWallStreet

“Our sources report this is standard procedure and he was on a secret mission for the CIA; this president is amazing, also you can thank Ron DeSantis for a pep talk leading up to the trip” - Fox News, probably

No-Insurance100

SPY today is like me trying to get over 40 mph in my car when the CIA remotely throttles it after I criticize Isr*el too many times in one day

RadFriday

Imagine being a bitch with titties so flat you can asthetically stack cheese cubes on it. CIA could have never waterboarded this out of me

Marshmallowmind2

Imagine is wsb was a CIA plant to manipulate the buyers

Daveonaltair4

Been finding a lot of tics lately on me and my dog. I'd never really seen tics out here until this spring. I found one right in the center of the back of my head today and burned it to death in the sink. God damn little fucker bit me though. Hope it doesn't give some kind of chronic disease. I heard the CIA was leaving boxes of tics out in the woods and on farms. Maybe this is what we get for trying to work really hard and maybe someday be able to have a house.

mr_stupid_face

Did you try not being in the CIA? (Si están leyendo su teléfono no lo crean que nomas está aya por las bibliotecas)

unhappyreach_

I got this yellow cake in this special CIA napkin

TibiaVirgin

Reason I think it’s Oracle is bc blackrock and Oracle go well together. Oracle is tied to Trump and the CIA. They’re the perfect fit

LostAbbott

Fucking dipshits. The whole problem with Iran in the first place and why 6 different Presidents didn't fall for Bibi's bullshit is the entrenched government. There are literally thousands of government officials in Iran that all fall in line with the Supreme leader and will step up to run shit if the guy at the top gets blown up. You literally need a CIA hit squad hundreds deep to take these fuckers out. What is worse is that Iran was already in a slow decline and the regime was likely to fall apart if the Supreme Leader died of natural causes or better yet assassination from within. This timeline is the biggest fuckup possible and the worst possible outcome for literally everyone...

InternationalStep123

Trumps not in a good position bc he can't afford a war, but iran aren't interested in any sort of peacetalks. CIA suggesting Iran could hold out for at least 4 months

djscuba1012

There’s that of course but also audio from nasa astronauts and files from CIA , FBI, NSA. It’s all there. Take it or leave it, it’s a thing and it’s not going anywhere. Only reason it’s not the biggest news on the planet is because there’s too much chaos at once so ppl don’t get time to digest that we’re not alone

barelyreadsenglish

CIA’s optimistic assessment is that Iran has 75% of launchers left and 70% of missiles left

iLov3musk

talks are pointless until Kiev completely withdraws from Donbass. Everything was so great back then before the CIA coup of 2014, which gave power to the extremists. Today 2mil Ukrainians are dеаd. Russia is not here to destroy Ukraine, if they were Kiev would have been destroyed with thousands in civilian casualties. Trump is 100% right about Zelensky

VeryMercurial

Leaked CIA memo says Iran still has 70-75% of their weapons and inventory LMAO 😂

ChampionshipOdd947

New article from Washington Post - CIA told White House Iran can survive naval blockade for 3-4 months. Guess when we run out of oil?

Jadeclone1

CIA assessment reportedly claims Iran could outlast the U.S. blockade of Iranian ports for another 90-120 days.

NotMe357

"JUST IN: CIA assessment reportedly claims Iran could outlast the U.S. blockade of Iranian ports for another 90-120 days." Did TACO know about this?

bronzewhale

Bulls have no juice today, CIA killed them

TestingLifeThrow1z

CIA: Blockage can be weathered 3-4 months by them. 75% launch, and 70% actual missiles remain. -WaPo

hermeskino715

🥭 gonna fire the CIA lmao

elpresidentedeljunta

I don´t buy OSS since it merged into CIA.

Aromatic-Ad-6244

Can't help but take the stock market personally. I always get fucked no matter what i do. CIA is watching me for sure

fire_alarmist

THERE! Found a CIA agent!

yrrag1970

Created for the CIA to collect data, now they are branching out to other industries, and countries however the GOV is still there. They are able to help ICE identify location of every person in America using a fake or someone else’s SSN.

Zipski577

They signed DHS, Army, State Dept, CDC, and expanded in the Justice Dept, NIH and ICE under Biden. And were funded under Obama’s CIA. See @ChymChymX paragraph above But if your thesis was true, then a potential JD Vance presidency would send shares skyrocketing

notapersonaltrainer

>Palantir's main customers are militaries, intelligence agencies (CIA, NSA, ICE), and police departments. >It's kind of their whole thing Palantir is 54% government revenue. Prime contractors are typically in the 90%+ range. Government spending is ~38% of GDP. They are much closer to the general economic mix than a dedicated government contractor.

ChymChymX

It was funded originally under Obama's CIA, so yes both parties have been involved in the rise of Palantir in the government. But, it is also true that the product is fundamentally very effective, and that's why the commercial growth continues to increase exponentially unlike any other business; it has incredible word of mouth in the tech community because CEOs and CTOs see significant rapid return on their investment in it and they tout their use cases in at conferences. So, I don't think it's fair to attribute quarter after quarter of insane numbers entirely to Trump being a puppet for them in the white house; Trump has been attached to many things while in office that have failed miserably. Palantir has simply grown and succeeded in both government and commercial regardless of who is president, not to mention over 21% of revenue is non-US.

Omodrawta

Palantir's main customers are militaries, intelligence agencies (CIA, NSA, ICE), and police departments. Their software (Gotham, Foundry) powers mass surveillance, predictive policing, and battlefield targeting. So the more authoritarian, militarized, or surveilled the world gets, the more their contracts grow. It's kind of their whole thing, and their CEO is not shy about stating the long-term plan of Palantir. I think the downvotes come from the fact that many people think this should be common knowledge. I didnt downvote you, but I do hope you take a moment to verify what I'm saying so you can see for yourself what people are talking about.

PleaseSirOneMoreTurn

I'm, uh, Harvey. Manfred... jen... sen... den. I'm with the CIA.

Johnny55

I agree, the CIA is very good at what they do.

spudbro00

CIA probably launching drones at UAE from Iran so U.S. / Israel gonna get this restarted

CokeyKoala

wdym, their economy is shit. CIA just has to identify the mentally ill and pay civilians to commit war crimes lol

MrNo_Balls

If you can convince someone smart enough to be a neurologist of such stupid things, that is the CIA's fucking wet dream. Thus it is working as intended and will continue to be invested heavily if not more so now as it is being brought to fruition.

Wrath_FMA

Public Companies what a novel Idea. Careful my guy or the CIA is going to come knocking on your doorstep

impaledonastick

Yes, because no one ever in the history of the universe has been convinced to do something that lead to their death. The government has never done a psy-op ever. CIA? Never heard of her!

orsomeshitidk

SPY is a CIA psyop to ruin my life

BrocoLeeOnReddit

By the way: The democratically elected Iranian government was overthrown by MI6 and CIA in 1953 for nationalizing its oil industry. Just in case you wonder how we got here.

memmolemmo

Axios HQ is located in the same city as the CIA HQ. The more you know. Funny how Axios dropped some sort of fake positive Iran/Strait news at literally every pullback on SPX this month.

Garbage-Disposal-938

I can't figure out why META is still a big deal. More than 10 years ago everyone was saying "The only people on Facebook is your grandpa" and then they wasted billions on "Metaverse" and yet it's still this big force in the market? I call CIA on this.

wumr125

Lol this guys thinks page layout matters when the actual litteral us government now owns a sizable share of a business More likely they send the CIA to fuck up the competition than they read this 10-Q document Calls to the fucking moon

ShittyUsernane1222

\> JPOW says he is going to the FOMC after his term as fed governor ends 🥭 is going to definitely ask the FBI and CIA to "handle" JPOW like Gary Webb [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary\_Webb](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb)

blitzinc43

U work for CIA? How do I get job

tobias3

Maybe he should ask the CIA if Iran is collapsing, not Iran?

radiohead-nerd

Well this certainly makes the case for conspiracy. If you took the version of myself from ten years ago and told him there was a global pedo ring used by the CIA and Mossad to control the powerful elite and world leaders and that a president will have stage multiple assassination attempts for poll number bumps, he’d say get a tin foil hat. But here we are. It doesn’t sound implausible. It’s coherent. It doesn’t sound crazy. It’s possible

Late-Tadpole-2318

Texas man unlocks a new TikTok challenge: breaching the CIA headquarters. Evidently he tried it three times