DOW

NunuTitobu

These are Bidens job numbers!!! DOW is at record high thanks to me though

EvolvingDior

NDX down, SPX flat, DOW up since October. I smell a market downturn brewing.

MylastAccountBroke

Why do you think the DOW is so high? This is actually why companies never want a down year. Why publicly traded companies do everything they can to try and increase profits. Because the second their stocks start to stagnate and decrease then their infinite growth system falls apart and banks start to collect.

dljmonkeyboiz

The DOW under 50k on President’s Day is unAmerican

jacetec

THE DOW IS OVER 50,000!!!!! 😡😱😡😱😡 /s

TangerineMindless639

All files that are public are now public … and the DOW!

penultimateinsight

So Pentagon works with OpenAI but not Anthropic. If you don't let AI bros take over the earth you get bulldozed down. Gonna pick winners and losers, affordability crisis gets worse, country's citizens gets robbed and pillaged until nothing is left until we're all slaves. Future generations used like a piggy bank with more and more debt to keep the line going up up up. But DOW 100,000 amirite guys?

jer_nyc84

You want as much as the DOW itself? Impossible.

binga001

Why is it saying DOW is 32.48 on the board? I thought it was over 50000 thou..

Zzzxxzczz

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the DOW?

PatrickSebast

Mods better fix the the widget to show the correct DOW (OVER 50,000) and not the lame DOW or I will report to DOJ. This is criminal.

trump_epstein_jr

>Remember which party of congress demanded these files be released The democrats >which president signed into law a pedo rapist whose name appears in the files more than god appears in the bible >enjoy your DOW and epstein files all files haven't been released and less than 1/3rd of americans are invested into the stock market >remember to say thank you sure thing, couch fucker who wears eyeliner

tika_dengu

DOW hit 49,700, $300 more and 🇺🇸 is the best

Keffpie

Watch it become 1.000.0001 when whoever is in charge of counting jobs is fired for not explaining that the DOW is above 50k.

somanyvegetables

Does anyone even care about the DOW except for literally Donald Trump alone?

EverOnGuard

Remember which party of Congress demanded these files be released, and which President signed it into law. Hint, it will make 89% of redditors cry twinky tears. Enjoy your DOW and Epstein files. And remember to say thank you.

EJintheCloud

I wish they would just publicly post the thresholds for our rights to be taken away. Like, okay, pedophilia is legal for rich people if the DOW is over 50k. Can we do like... Pizza parties on fridays for regular people if the DOW goes to 60k?

EverOnGuard

Yes, and which party is in control of both chambers of Congress? Enjoy your DOW and Epstein files. And remember to say thank you.

anddrewbits

I actually bought the DOW for $50,001. Auctioning it rn, place your bids

Frostlark

So what you're saying is... All we have to do is crash the DOW to get justice for Epstein survivors? Why didn't I think of that! Thanks Pam!

_Valdez

BUT THE DOW!!

tika_dengu

They should revise DOW and introduce a floor of 50k

AmazingMojo2567

"THE DOW IS UP $50,000!" -Pam Bondi, Director of the DOJ.

ch1ckenz

What about the DOW?!!!!!!

Majestic-Bass6772

landlord just asked me to cough up rent. uhhhh how do i tell em that the DOW is over 50k?

DontAbideMendacity

Great point, that would make the adjusted DOW about 44,000, less than President Biden's last month.

Ultionisrex

I hear the DOW is over $50,000 right now.

The21stPM

But the DOW is up 50k!!!

MrStealYoBeef

Also the DOW is 50k

Lostdiagram

The DOW will continue to go up as the dollar gets further devalued. Winning!

setfree84

But the DOW is 50 000

spyputs1

Plead the fifth? ❌ Plead the DOW is at $50,000✅

Apprehensive_Gap3673

Guys, the DOW is at 50k dollars

TheNewOP

This means that capex on wages is going down, they broke, we up. DOW 60k, S&P 9000 soon

SmurfStop

He forgot to check what DOW is at right now before fondling a kid

slizzlebad

to be fair the DOW is now under 50,000 lololol

zuppo

The DOW has been cooked for years

tika_dengu

If DOW hits 50k this week, I’ll touch myself twice

orangeyougladiator

He already got his SPX7000 and DOW50000 headlines. He’s done

Worried_Quarter469

Market getting ready for trade deals with Iran and Russia, DOW $100,000

PurringWolverine

But dude….the DOW is over $50,000!!!

Solid_Writer1072

the DOW was 44000€ one year ago. Are you tired of WINNING!?

jharedtroll23

That DOW 50k reply is such a good meme

This_Lion5856

In the end of the day what trully matters is the DOW all time highs we made along the way

spyputs1

The more important story is they invested in the DOW before it hit 50k

tryingToBeOptomistic

It’s okay the DOW is over 50000

userhwon

DOW 50,000,000,000!!!1!!

Viktri1

THE DOW IS OVER 50,000

Alarming-Novel-1237

But... the DOW, the DOW right now is over the DOW is over 50,000.

KingofPro

I’m just here for the Epstein Files…….somehow the DOW Jones and the Epstein Files are connected according to Pam Bondi

PrimeZodiac

But the DOW!

Raynel1

https://preview.redd.it/raklwa67xpjg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08fe1ff20d5b4bb3fcaec0adb5be3bcf3b4fcc3 # is the DOW at 50 tHouSaNd yet? …….. 🫵🏽🐱🍽️

smart_doge

Don’t you EVER accuse me of DOW above 50k

sickburn80

Give her a break! At the time, she hadn’t accounted for how the DOW climbing over 50000 would overshadow all of her then promises. /s

tika_dengu

DOW is next

No-Improvement3164

Tell that to the DOW

Scribble_Box

"One spicy chicken combo Plz, oh, did you know the DOW is above 50k?!"

Randir076

Did anyone tell her about the DOW though yet?

Background-Bad-7510

And he can devalue the USD and make it look like a good thing when the DOW hits 100k

ajsharm144

This one doesn't matter since the DOW was under 50k back then.

MooseBoys

# BUT THE DOW!!!

herring-net

Microsoft is the only one of those in the top ten holdings. The top ten for VT is almost the same as S&P 500, but I do like the TSM exposure. I view the DOW as an inflation hedge and less tech exposure than S&P, but I wouldn’t advocate holding more of it than the S&P. It’s a solid bottom feeder for a portfolio. 

herring-net

Put 5-10% in the DOW. It’ll lower technology exposure and up inflation hedging. 

Moist-Ad-5280

It’s ok the DOW is over 50,000

Terepin123

I got pulled over in my car with a cache of automatic weapons and a kilo of meth but I angrily yelled at the officer that the DOW was at 50,000 and he let me go!

julick

cuz this is the chest sheet they all got. The WH press sec also mentioned DOW when she got pressed on Lutnik and Epstein.

stupidber

The DOW is UNDER 50,000!!

eatmorbacon

.. and I love the way she actually said "The DOW is at 50,000 dollars right now" She choked down the last few syllables.

Wrathb0ne

Surprisingly all of this DOW talk has helped DOW Chemical for a regarded attention

Chunky_Ficken

DOWn't ever DOWt the DOW.

Traditional-Collar70

50k DOW is the top confirmed

RodionRaskolnikov866

Traders suffer from 1 thing: The DOW syndrome.

AwkwardObjective5360

Who even gives a fuck about the DOW anyway

katbyte

🙋‍♀️ who is the DOW?

LasyKuuga

Chat is this what they call DOW syndrome?

Nori_Kelp

Everyone asks how is the DOW, but no one asks why is the DOW

WombatShwambat

We need to get the DOW back over 50 thou before they start diddling kids again

WombatShwambat

“Why do you want me to investigate a ring of evil deity worshipping cannibalistic kid diddlers, the DOW is up bigly gang” - The Attorney General of The United States

Narradisall

Everyone stop worrying about this. The DOW is over 50,000! That’s what we should be talking about.

Longjumping-Bid-9523

I've been investing in stocks for 40+ years. I FIREd six years ago, so retirement-wise I'm a little past your target audience for this question. Nevertheless, I share my thoughts. Many/most Reddit posts on the topic of equity investing ignore risk or reflect a very limited history of equity investing, as if events in 2000, 2008, and 2022 never happened. Your concerns are valid and potential risks should always be considered in equal measure with potential gains for any investment. There is nothing unique about the equity investing risks the Millennial generation faces. There have been nine market crashes in my lifetime, and I expect more will happen before I die. There is no escaping this systematic risk with stocks but based on age or financial condition an investor's response strategy to this risk may vary. Expect a market crash/bear market to happen at any time and decide now what you plan to do if it does happen. Given my age, my response strategy is to maintain protective stops and live off passive income & non-risk assets in expectation the market eventually recovers. Since 1945 the U.S. stock market has taken 2 to 7 years to recover from every crash. If invested in U.S. stocks, I minimally need to cover that period of time to reduce the chances of incurring a loss in a forced sale. At your age, your response strategy might be to pivot new investments into non-risk assets until the recovery is underway, then reallocate 100% of your non-risk assets into stocks again. My general answer your question is that the long-term future (>=5 years from any given date in history) of stocks has always been positive. I expect that to continue unless the world economy collapses to a point where dried beans and bullets are the major forms of currency. Stocks are still the #1 best investment, despite the risks. My specific answers to your questions are: 1) There has always been some drama point, whether fear based or greed based, to drive the short-term direction of stock markets. Equity investors should develop some degree of discernment on which news events matter, and which may be noise. For example, a fundamental change in a company's sales and/or profit always matters. Pundits' forecasts on the future are almost always wrong, and rarely if ever matter long-term. 2) For 2026, the U.S. stock market is particularly volatile and on whole large-cap U.S. stocks are underperforming foreign equity investments. Large-cap U.S. growth stocks are significantly underperforming. Until this condition reverses, I would favor investments in select sectors of the U.S. stock market, investments in mid-cap & small cap, and investments in foreign stocks. 3) I think the future of AI is exceedingly bright, but that has to translate into higher sales and profits for companies' investing in it for it to matter to investors. 4) Politics has always been a drama point. What matters is how a given fiscal action changes the fundamentals of a publicly traded company. Continue making your investment decisions based on fundamental changes in profit and sales v.s. the most recent headlines. 5) The DOW can hit 100K, but historically a doubling of a U.S. equity index takes 10+ years to happen. 6) In lieu of abandoning equity investments at your age, learn and apply risk management strategies for equity investing. Unlike many people imply, investing in stocks is not a matter of just endlessly and blindly plowing nickels into the market while ignoring world realities during any period of time. Best wishes.

xShiftfaced

Left the stove on, burned down the house, point to the DOW.

pixeltweaker

But the DOW, is at 50 thou.

tika_dengu

💋 💓 DOW ♥️ 🥰

Weak_Ostrich459

Did you know the DOW was over 50k though?

No-Improvement3164

Exactly my point. Is no one cares about the DOW why was it at ATH

No-Improvement3164

I thought no one cared about the DOW?

Ok_Animal_2709

Trump is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than the DOW

ExistingBathroom9742

The stock market isn’t the economy (especially right now). It IS a part of it because it is money flow in return for consideration. But at best it’s a symptom, at worst it’s a disease, and it’s often a driver (good or bad). And economics is hard: the populace wants a 1-dimension number to describe it. The DOW is by even the right number (arguably S&P500 is a better indicator, GDP is better still but deeply flawed), but the DOW is BIG NUMBER GO UP GOOD ME FEEL GOOD.

ExistingBathroom9742

The DOW is like Pokémon gotta catch all 50,000 DOWs ti win.

Jimdandy941

Did you know the DOW is over 50,000. THE DOW!

Boys4Ever

Inflation does that and so do tariffs at the expense of consumers who often don’t own the DOW or any other sector of the market. Main-street allegedly who was supposed to be protected.

tika_dengu

SCOTUS to postpone tariff ruling if DOW doesn’t hit 50k by Thursday close

chosimba83

That reminds me, I need to pick up some DOW at the grocery store today

Mish61

It's not constructive that we are in a period of index divergence. Market tops are a process and we have been at inflection points a few times. QQQ and NASDAQ have been rejected at converged 50/21 and is in a weak position relative to it's consolidation range. DOW and IWM are still holding up above their 50/21. QQQ and NASDAQ need to make a new high to end the divergence and instead rallies are being sold. The odds are not in a continuation's favor.

peanuts-in-my-jelly

*HOW IS THE DOW*🫴🎶🕺

RockasaurusRex

"Mr u/Rockasaurusrex you are hereby charged with grand larceny and fraud, how do you plead?" "I plead DOW over 50,000 your honor." "Fuck, you're free to go then."

schraubdeckeldose

DOW hit ATH...

stupidber

The DOW is **under** 50,000! 😡

HolyMotherTheresa

Good morning to all Bondi and DOW fans https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUtrLzjCSsL/?igsh=MWdxcWltazhpNzF4YQ==

Sharkwatcher314

It never was. Her claim was 50k dollars when the DOW is measured in points in reality