HI

NaluknengBalong_0918

HI peppa!

Ill-Program-2980

Bought HI…sell lowest

Independent-Tree-985

No just say HI!

One-Run2922

HI mate, after thoroughly analyzing the charts, here are my opinions: AMD - Stock looks great for an upwards journey of 220-230$. I am seeing a retest of 105$ zone before it finally starts it's journey for 220$. Buy on dips with a SL of 75$ on daily closing basis. NVDA - Once again a great stock with bullish momentum. The stock is near it's ATH which can trigger profit booking resulting in a sideways momentum for the stock. If you feel a bit nervous on NVDA, you can book profits near ATH and wait till it closes and sustains above it's ATH for few days. Then initiate fresh buying. OMEX - The stock is in accumulation phase and we might see a sideways movement for for some months before it decisively starts bullish momentum. Buy on dips with a SL of 0.2520$ (only if you can hold for 2-3 years min.) SMCI - Again a sideways movement stock. Only hold if you can hold for next 2-3 years. SL 23$ VOO - Good stock with good fundamentals. The stock is near its all time high. I would suggest you to book profits and enter again once it crosses its ATH and sustain above 565$ I hope this helps!

Hunter1127

If you fly regularly, delta sapphire pays for itself. Companion ticket annually anywhere in US (including AK/HI and matching first class if you want) can pay the fee itself easily. Then the upgrades change the game. I pretty much get comfort + every flight. Free drinks, lounge access, etcetc

Fragrant_Gooch_2001

HI 5s! Also, sweet flair. You must be legit

rriggsco

WA and OR might join. HI, maybe AK too. BA, MSFT, AMZN, and the Pacific fleet.

trentonromero

Isn't it just Mass and HI for long guns? Even in whipping boy-ass New Jersey, we don't regular long guns

MCDevoG

HI’m I’m non m

SubjectSubstantial25

HI, Could I barrow 25K for a yaer?

SubjectSubstantial25

HI, Could I barrow 25K for a year?

Le_Bureau_1984

Donnie, you can take your Golden Dome System and cram it up your... and say HI to your massive prostate from all of us.

Perfect_Heart3499

HI, where do you trade-which platform- KULR?

Suskis100

HI nice job and I want same balance in my bank account. Can you please explain and help me. Thanks

elpresidentedeljunta

Just say LŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN

TopherBrennan

Lol Musk just said, "I might not be CEO of Tesla in five years, because I might be dead": [https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=BaomCGHvGL\_JT0HI&v=gPGZRJDVXcU&feature=youtu.be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=BaomCGHvGL_JT0HI&v=gPGZRJDVXcU&feature=youtu.be)

EmbarrassedDivide278

HI

BrandonLeeOfficial

#According to news reports, Nickleback was paid Mountain Dew to say HI in a discord chat and, quickly ENDORSE 🌈MODS. They logged out because of loud gooning and DID NOT EVEN PERFORM THE HIT SINGLE - PHOTOGRApH!!

LostandConfused2024

HI. NY NAME IS u/Lostandconfused2024 AND I AM A UNH BAGHOLDER

Emergency-Ticket5859

HI chromosome individuals like you keep the world going. Bless you good sir

sstlaws

You can aim your vomit to gain a bit of momentum, increasing range. Please act like a real HI IQ individual!!!

samaritan1331_

Can confirm this guy has HI IQ

CrispThrilla

HI IQ Individuals such as myself are now decreasing our spend by combining categories. For example, drinking a cup of gasoline provides me 6000 calories and I can run like a gazelle. I'm also eating way less (Due to the constant vomiting and loss of vision/hearing).

PulIthEld

I just want to spread the word of the easy gains. When you make money this easy it is difficult to not want to help others. When you grow up poor and struggle for money your whole life, coveting what your friends have or what you see on TV (at your friends place, obviously not at home), it feels like a cheatcode in life has been unlocked to discover bitcoin. I come to WSB and see people struggling and betting on stocks. Not even companys anymore, just meme stocks. And you're thinking yea but crypto is 10x worse... except its not. Bitcoin is the purest form of value on the planet. Wipe the "second hand embarrassment" off your face and wake up. BRO. HELLO. HI. What do I need to say for you to see the light? Dont be so defensive. Let go of the ego. Accept financial freedom and true financial security.

Possible-Nectarine80

I live in the PNW. Gas prices are in the $3.50's in Oregon and over $4/gall in WA. Just came back from vacation in HI and gas on the Big Island was $4.69/gallon. But would love for someone to chime in that is paying under $2/gallon.

Snoo76929

im sick, I had a limit order to buy call options at open that did not fill the other day when it did +27%.. Missed the fill price by $0.03. I live in HI so market open is at 3:30am, by the time I woke up I saw the big spike with my buy order not filled and I was sooo salty.

diefy7321

u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS is the 🐐

Infamous_Ad8730

Oh sheesh, a tiny area in Cali that can't even come close to supplying 1% of our huge coffee needs and HI, where it is prohibitively expensive to grow very much and certainly not a lot.

Residual_Variance

AI and HI don't work the same way, nor are they comparable in any meaningful sense. Those articles you're reading are sensationalist junk.

Had_to_happen

Those Part B supplements are the most lucrative instruments in the whole HI game. UNH = by the clear leader Fortunately the way-beyond-clueless DOGEbots will never stumble in this direction while they still think they might somehow get to loot the FICA trust fund somehow, IMO. That's been Job One for every Alt-Right blowhard & shameless welfare state baboon since Gingrich & DeMint

dirtytwinky69

U/HI\_IM\_MR\_MEESEEKS isn’t the right one 

skibby1234

Nada. Market is pretty stable AND China is not eyeballing Tawaiin. SYKE BERS DRIVING WIFE SAYS HI

green_eyed_mister

mmm, well, I believe Puerto Rico has gone back and forth on being a state. HI wants to go back to a territory, or some of the residents do. But, yes, I agree they aren't well represented.

hank_kingsley

"HI where do i sign up for free money?"

diefy7321

Hold me u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS ! 

c0fres1

HI will reschedule all f..king world. My 65000$ now cost 2000$. Hello from RUSSIA. 👍

Same-Brilliant2014

Chinas response " HI-YAA🫱🏿" 📉

Wrong_Confection1090

HI, EVERYONE ON r/ShitAmericansSay !

WGE1960

HI DONALD DUMBASS. liddle boyyyeeee, you're not a doctor. I don't take advice in medicine from an insurrectionist...O'TAY!!!!!

abroadbroadband

HI YUN DAY 🚗

IncomingAxofKindness

Next Fed presser: ##HI IM CRAMER. SOME PEOPLE WANT TO HOLD RATE STEADY, I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU MONEY

SprayBroad9967

HI

exlongh0rn

Ha, maybe you will chuckle at this https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/G0HI4Yh71i

Scarecrow_Folk

Kona and greater HI is some of the best coffee in the world. It's also an incredibly niche and luxury product. It's like $30-40 a lb locally and often double that on the mainland.  If that's our source, you actually will be able to buy a house with your SBUX daily coffee. 

Itsatinyplanet

You won't believe [some of the stuff they get up to.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrBtywnB_HI)

ban-bet

Daily reminder that u/taffy_laffy has a smaller 🅿️🅿️ than u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS 👌😮‍💨

ban-bet

u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS 😱

spurious_elephant

Bols, try to remember the safe word. Its FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN

maximuminimum

**CWAK SUCKA TURN DISPLAY TOWARDS DRIVER** 🟢🟢🟢🟢 TAP PLAID MODE !!! TSLA ABOHT TO LEAVE BERS IN THE DUST 🏎️🏎️🏎️ WINK AT HOTTy IN THE NEXT CAR , SAY HI AND BUY !!! KEEP 6 PaCK for BEST RETURN !!! Wooo woooo woooooh TSLA 270 EOM COCK & STOCK MALE PORSTATE G SPOT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸☕️☕️🐎🐎🐎🐎

Expensive_Watch_435

This is good news for Ukraine, that's for sure. Are we talking swarms? Single drone? I'm assuming with HI you're talking about a single drone. Also, are you saying EU has reached a point to where it's producing these independently? I'd assume that would be a pretty big factor in terms of sending armaments to Ukraine. If you're open to chatting with me through Reddit DM, I'd love to be able to. You sound very knowledgeable

The_GASK

We flew the VISTA recently and had RESCHU/sW600 almost a decade ago with actual AI (Not the silicon valley bullshit, but the good DARPA stuff), these people will not go anywhere with their silly python stuff. Palantir in the industry is considered just a dashboard with good Loki front load. Unfortunately, the old guard has left after VISTA, and we were mostly foreigners, so we are now building equivalent tech in EU and China. You can reasonably expect a HI for unbounded ARS/EARS over the skies of Ukraine in the coming months, entirely made in EU.

LarryStink

The mushrooms are soft chews and they taste great. The ashwaganda are capsules. They have been extremely helpful for my mental health and I do feel a little less brain fog as well.  [I got mine from Walmart but these are it.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D98RN7PH/ref=vp_m_vp_dp_m_dex_ai_hr_loc_mtl_pd?_encoding=UTF8&pf_rd_p=f7581ae5-3997-4dd6-a4f6-7dbe08aa8791&pf_rd_r=0CBH38ST4440EGR6WDQ4&pd_rd_wg=B89HI&pd_rd_i=B0BRP1FGSP&pd_rd_w=Y8d3f&content-id=amzn1.sym.f7581ae5-3997-4dd6-a4f6-7dbe08aa8791&pd_rd_r=558eed79-8349-4a9a-afd3-64ae1a63612f&psc=1&th=1#product_details_voyager_secondary_sheet_1741837495737)

dirtytwinky69

Notice that u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS is never around when the market is dumping? 🤔

LineReact0r1

[https://youtu.be/9ZLJRVl8-HI?si=RQzml-BCcngocpab](https://youtu.be/9ZLJRVl8-HI?si=RQzml-BCcngocpab) You got 24 hours. 

mEllowMystic

[Jim Bianco talks about Mar-A-Lago accord on Bloomberg](https://youtu.be/HI0I7zFcfZo?si=ep-Ym2J_P6m3Ti2x)

MulanLyricsOnly

People with nvidia and sold calls but didnt want the calls to be reached HI FIVE

rockum

Availability blows too: > Not available in the following states: Alaska (AK), California (CA), Colorado (CO), Connecticut (CT), Hawaii (HI), Michigan (MI), Nevada (NV), New York (NY), Ohio (OH), Oregon (OR), Rhode Island (RI), Vermont (VT), Virginia (VA), Washington (WA)

hv876

Look what they did to my boi. They took away HI*m*S blue chew pill 

EducationBorn3518

HI hillebrand makes caskets. With an anti vaxxer in charge of healthcare and bird flu as well as new covid coming down the pipe that would be my bet.

clutchkillah1337

NOW I AM!!! HI FREN! YOU REMEMBERED 

Maximum_Fill987

HI META HOW YA DOIN 

soberpenguin

Holding $SCI, $CSV, HI

not_so_level

So what you’re saying is that I need to invest in Batesville Casket? ($HI)

Bat-Sufficient

HI MR MEESEEKS! 

clutchkillah1337

HI FRENS 

Babolattack

HI-VVVVVV-S please 

clutchkillah1337

HI FREN 

Limp_Incident_8902

HI IM NEW im thinking of buying calls on a small company called pelantor. Something about being the TurboTax for military.

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TheKoolestInTokyo

HI ALL- I appreciate the enthusiasm this post is getting. For more information about my situation: I live in rural Arizona, my current house is NOT paid off but I am very interested in real estate which is why I feel this ambition to acquire a second property. We qualify for VA loans. The second property would be an investment property, so we would likely be spending less up front and dealing with more of a headache fixing up said property. I posted this in hopes of hearing suggestions about what type of investing I should start with (mutual funds, blue chip stocks, etc) and what pathways I could take to potentially turn my money into a larger sum (around $200,000 or so). I intend to continue to add to the money with time as well. The $1000 came to me out of nowhere so I am willing to be riskier with it as far as investing goes. I am by no means an avid gambler, I literally won it by betting with the bonus bets that draft kings gives you when you spend $5. Thank you

dannyrab

HI 

hshshshshs888

HI!! 

NateDogg06

https://www.yahoo.com/news/canadas-trudeau-threatens-immediate-response-204430233.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANDJn1sVmkdEAF3pt9g5DNaLeLPk2688smZyQMp1dc4HI_8vYib5DF-3tWmeMlYl5k4mNyCid2-Jx2xuwoYHZmNfO75qgCjDzawHj8Hzy-5ha0od9es0riKcPLlYkdbqd9yrkUvp_qAGWBaB-yNfUrscNkK2rSBGv6kE1fTjMtmQ

InIce1234

I wish that you change your name to: HI\_IM\_MR\_DEEPSEEKS 

Fantastic_Barbie

come out and play u/HI_lM_MR_MEESEEKS 😩

Consistent-Platypus3

HI\_IM\_MR\_DEEPCHEEKS

Surfin_Birb_09

HI am hoping for strong earnings for my calls.

apurimac777

Where is u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS his app is killing me right now 

SouthernSock

HI im trying to learn how to measure if a small cap stock is undervalued. The stock i have in mind is Bahnhof B which is a Swedish telecom company. Straight of the bat if i look 5 years in the past it looks great but im trying to find information about what the company estimates for the future for my DCF model. I havent been able to do this and would like some help Tl:dr find Bahn B stock future outlook for DCF

chesapeakeripper_18

Dead press conference by NASA https://www.youtube.com/live/mAP-ywsh_HI?si=XXwRviqj16nW8qiW

Cool_Firefighter7731

Yeah the part most HI earners that live paycheck to paycheck don’t get is that on their way there they didn’t realize that the paycheck was only a part of the problem…

Panamacious

HI, also a non-US investor, I invest in CSPX which is also the same as VOO, but it is accumulating meaning that it auto invests the dividends. As explained here, the Irish domiciled ETFs pay 15% withholding tax of the dividends instead of 30% for VOO, SPY and all US domiciled ETFs.

phatbob198

>...Total retail sales for 2024 are expected to come in at a total of approximately $32.6 billion, a 10.8% increase over 2023. >“The U.S. cannabis industry shows no signs of slowing down, with projections suggesting it could become a $55 billion market by 2030, growing at an annual rate of 11%...” https://www.reddit.com/r/weedstocks/s/sL90mGA4HI

s_nes

First ones always free. Unless you’re with u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS mom then the first second and third times are free

ADampWedgie

In 2021… due to the lack of focus on reform for folks I prison… he changed his stance a year later and has been pushing for it ever since. Are you intentionally being obtuse about this? Here’s it plainly, he didn’t like the original bil, yet he changed his stance a year later. Every single democrat approved the measures on the committee whilst only a few gop did, didn’t have near bipartisan support. And here I’ll even spoonfeed yu the 14-9 vote Democrats Who Approved (All on the Committee): 1. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) - Committee Chair 2. Jon Tester (D-MT) 3. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) 4. Mark Warner (D-VA) 5. Brian Schatz (D-HI) 6. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) 7. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV) 8. Raphael Warnock (D-GA) 9. John Hickenlooper (D-CO) Republicans Who Approved: 10. Steve Daines (R-MT) - Co-sponsor of the act 11. Cynthia Lummis (R-WY) 12. Mike Rounds (R-SD) 13. Kevin Cramer (R-ND) 14. Thom Tillis (R-NC) Against 1. Tim Scott (R-SC) - Ranking Member 2. Mike Crapo (R-ID) 3. Richard Shelby (R-AL) 4. Jerry Moran (R-KS) 5. John Kennedy (R-LA) 6. Bill Hagerty (R-TN) 7. Tom Cotton (R-AR) 8. J.D. Vance (R-OH) 9. Rick Scott (R-FL) And would you like at that, one of them is the next vp

ListerineInMyPeehole

HI 👋🏻

thotdocter

Easily. Also happens to be the only state left with less than 25% obesity other than HI. Seeing gross round balls waddling everywhere is a huge turnoff.

Andyh10s

Nah these were wild dolphins way off the coast in HI. Captivity stuff is depressing

JPOWs-Cum-Slut

Just made love to u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS 

_hiddenscout

$HI Q4 adjusted EPS $1.01, consensus 92c Q4 revenue $838M, consensus $792.98M "As we've completed our first full year as a pure-play global industrial company, we remain confident in the capabilities of our leading brands and differentiated technologies to deliver world-class solutions for our customers," said CEO Kim Ryan. "I am proud of our team's resiliency and determination in delivering a strong finish to the year in the face of persistent macroeconomic challenges. We accelerated cost saving and working capital initiatives, diligently managed discretionary costs, and made significant progress on our integrations. As a result of these efforts, we drove strong cash generation in the fourth quarter and exceeded our goal for FPM's margins in the year. Heading into FY25, our pipeline of customer opportunities is healthy, and we remain confident in the underlying growth trends that support our end markets over the long-term. While we are cautious in our near-term revenue outlook, we are committed to controlling what we can through innovation, continued cost discipline, and driving operational efficiencies across the enterprise to better position us for success once end market demand recovers."

Equal-Antelope-7262

I live in HI bruh I gotta do this shit everyday😭

Andyh10s

Being on vacation in HI means I gotta wake up at 4:25am to look at the massive green dildos in my space port

AskPatient1281

HI there. It seems you're interesting in understanding how this investment world works. I strongly suggest you invest a little time on yourself. Read a book, study. I like The Bogleheads' Guide to Investing, by Taylor Larimore, since it is easy to read, accessible, with simple language. All your answers are there. This is my very strong suggestion for you.

Classic-Finish-7433

I thought CELH was a buy HI and sell Low investment. Go to $15 where you belong

jwrig

HI. I work in healthcare, and we've had capacity planning, staffing and optimization technology for decades as well. Guess what, it sucked. My company implemented Palantir, and within seven months post-implementation, we were gaining way more efficiency and accuracy than we were with the several tools and built-EMR modules that all did the same thing. They may not have invented analytics, but they are doing something with it that existing providers were not.

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apurimac777

u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS how are your pendulous balls

No_Cow_8702

HI OP! Quite the market crash, eh?

mysuruhuduga

IV crush says HI

SkeletorsVengeance

ap not even waiting on HI to count before awarding