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Do you have anything in REITs? I hold 2 at all times FPI and LAND.
CNER - CHINA NEW ENERGY GROUP COMPANY/THRIVE PRECISION HEALTH ANNOUNCES AGREEMENT TO ACQUIRE TWO DIABETES CLINICS IN HAWAII
$MOR Strong day here as volume is escalating..earnings of late was a home run..
Do you recommend any minerals-related stock?
WETG: BIG SHORT SQUEEZE...Let's show short sellers what we are capable of! LET'S JOIN!
[Question] How to treat reinvested dividends when looking at profit of a stock sale
17-Nov-22 (NYSE: A) Agilent Technologies, Inc. Valuation
17-Nov-22 Agilent Technologies, Inc. ($A) Valuation
HI everyone I lost around 50 dollars in the market today, how can I get it back?
China launched missiles into waters around Taiwan
You don't have to read about the recession debate after this post.
I scraped r/SPACs for the top ticker mentions in the last 24H. Here are the results (Sunday June 05, 2022)
Wash Sale Registered Even If I Closed Out All My Trades In August 2021?
Serious question: What's an amazon split and should I invest?
Confused about choosing Accumulation or income S&P 500 fund
Can we talk about microcaps in here? If soooo.....
What to do with a stock I bought and don't understand (GUSH)
$HD$ Don't be a CHEAPO, get some HOME DEPOT
Barnwell Industries ( NYSE American: $BRN ) ($2.71/share) is an Oil & Natural Gas Company That Has Recently Reported Very Strong Financial Results, Insider Buying, Tiny Float, Seeking Acquisitions
Barnwell Industries (NYSE American: BRN) is an Oil & Natural Gas Company That Has Recently Reported Strong Financial Results, Insider Buying, Tiny Float
How can in increase order execution speed to reduce slippage ?
How Can I Learn to Trade? Where Should I begin?
BKKT About 2.8 billion Mastercard users around the world will soon be able to buy and spend cryptocurrencies.HI SI
Closed out August by joining the millionaire club
Prediction: Delta Variant Will Force Another Lockdown
When Kenny Sneezes the Market Has a Seizure, Part III: got 99 problems and a GLITCH ain't one — Going Cross-Eyed with Crossed Markets
[AMC] For new Apes, a brief history of how we have rolled the price up continuously for months, but have reverted back to buying the open, which is a rookie mistake, feel free to reference below. This strategy was employed for months with success until the big run. Enjoy *NFA
Question. BSTZ CEF Did you receive your June dividend?
XRX - SHORT INTEREST DATA INTERESTING
AMC Peak PRICE CALCULATED $74 (Based ON GME PREVIOUS SHORT SQUEEZE!!!)
Could we try to determine how many shares does this community hold
I would like to Jump in on Stock Trading and Options
Hi ALL, my first post here. Hoping you can provide me some advice
The Compounding Interest of IAM: A Treatise on the Ultimate Investment
Mentions
HI mate, after thoroughly analyzing the charts, here are my opinions: AMD - Stock looks great for an upwards journey of 220-230$. I am seeing a retest of 105$ zone before it finally starts it's journey for 220$. Buy on dips with a SL of 75$ on daily closing basis. NVDA - Once again a great stock with bullish momentum. The stock is near it's ATH which can trigger profit booking resulting in a sideways momentum for the stock. If you feel a bit nervous on NVDA, you can book profits near ATH and wait till it closes and sustains above it's ATH for few days. Then initiate fresh buying. OMEX - The stock is in accumulation phase and we might see a sideways movement for for some months before it decisively starts bullish momentum. Buy on dips with a SL of 0.2520$ (only if you can hold for 2-3 years min.) SMCI - Again a sideways movement stock. Only hold if you can hold for next 2-3 years. SL 23$ VOO - Good stock with good fundamentals. The stock is near its all time high. I would suggest you to book profits and enter again once it crosses its ATH and sustain above 565$ I hope this helps!
If you fly regularly, delta sapphire pays for itself. Companion ticket annually anywhere in US (including AK/HI and matching first class if you want) can pay the fee itself easily. Then the upgrades change the game. I pretty much get comfort + every flight. Free drinks, lounge access, etcetc
HI 5s! Also, sweet flair. You must be legit
WA and OR might join. HI, maybe AK too. BA, MSFT, AMZN, and the Pacific fleet.
Isn't it just Mass and HI for long guns? Even in whipping boy-ass New Jersey, we don't regular long guns
HI, Could I barrow 25K for a yaer?
HI, Could I barrow 25K for a year?
Donnie, you can take your Golden Dome System and cram it up your... and say HI to your massive prostate from all of us.
HI, where do you trade-which platform- KULR?
HI nice job and I want same balance in my bank account. Can you please explain and help me. Thanks
Just say LŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN
Lol Musk just said, "I might not be CEO of Tesla in five years, because I might be dead": [https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=BaomCGHvGL\_JT0HI&v=gPGZRJDVXcU&feature=youtu.be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=BaomCGHvGL_JT0HI&v=gPGZRJDVXcU&feature=youtu.be)
#According to news reports, Nickleback was paid Mountain Dew to say HI in a discord chat and, quickly ENDORSE 🌈MODS. They logged out because of loud gooning and DID NOT EVEN PERFORM THE HIT SINGLE - PHOTOGRApH!!
HI. NY NAME IS u/Lostandconfused2024 AND I AM A UNH BAGHOLDER
HI chromosome individuals like you keep the world going. Bless you good sir
You can aim your vomit to gain a bit of momentum, increasing range. Please act like a real HI IQ individual!!!
Can confirm this guy has HI IQ
HI IQ Individuals such as myself are now decreasing our spend by combining categories. For example, drinking a cup of gasoline provides me 6000 calories and I can run like a gazelle. I'm also eating way less (Due to the constant vomiting and loss of vision/hearing).
I just want to spread the word of the easy gains. When you make money this easy it is difficult to not want to help others. When you grow up poor and struggle for money your whole life, coveting what your friends have or what you see on TV (at your friends place, obviously not at home), it feels like a cheatcode in life has been unlocked to discover bitcoin. I come to WSB and see people struggling and betting on stocks. Not even companys anymore, just meme stocks. And you're thinking yea but crypto is 10x worse... except its not. Bitcoin is the purest form of value on the planet. Wipe the "second hand embarrassment" off your face and wake up. BRO. HELLO. HI. What do I need to say for you to see the light? Dont be so defensive. Let go of the ego. Accept financial freedom and true financial security.
I live in the PNW. Gas prices are in the $3.50's in Oregon and over $4/gall in WA. Just came back from vacation in HI and gas on the Big Island was $4.69/gallon. But would love for someone to chime in that is paying under $2/gallon.
im sick, I had a limit order to buy call options at open that did not fill the other day when it did +27%.. Missed the fill price by $0.03. I live in HI so market open is at 3:30am, by the time I woke up I saw the big spike with my buy order not filled and I was sooo salty.
Oh sheesh, a tiny area in Cali that can't even come close to supplying 1% of our huge coffee needs and HI, where it is prohibitively expensive to grow very much and certainly not a lot.
AI and HI don't work the same way, nor are they comparable in any meaningful sense. Those articles you're reading are sensationalist junk.
Those Part B supplements are the most lucrative instruments in the whole HI game. UNH = by the clear leader Fortunately the way-beyond-clueless DOGEbots will never stumble in this direction while they still think they might somehow get to loot the FICA trust fund somehow, IMO. That's been Job One for every Alt-Right blowhard & shameless welfare state baboon since Gingrich & DeMint
U/HI\_IM\_MR\_MEESEEKS isn’t the right one 
Nada. Market is pretty stable AND China is not eyeballing Tawaiin. SYKE BERS DRIVING WIFE SAYS HI
mmm, well, I believe Puerto Rico has gone back and forth on being a state. HI wants to go back to a territory, or some of the residents do. But, yes, I agree they aren't well represented.
"HI where do i sign up for free money?"
Hold me u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS ! 
HI will reschedule all f..king world. My 65000$ now cost 2000$. Hello from RUSSIA. 👍
Chinas response " HI-YAA🫱🏿" 📉
HI, EVERYONE ON r/ShitAmericansSay !
HI DONALD DUMBASS. liddle boyyyeeee, you're not a doctor. I don't take advice in medicine from an insurrectionist...O'TAY!!!!!
HI YUN DAY 🚗
Next Fed presser: ##HI IM CRAMER. SOME PEOPLE WANT TO HOLD RATE STEADY, I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU MONEY
Ha, maybe you will chuckle at this https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/G0HI4Yh71i
Kona and greater HI is some of the best coffee in the world. It's also an incredibly niche and luxury product. It's like $30-40 a lb locally and often double that on the mainland. If that's our source, you actually will be able to buy a house with your SBUX daily coffee.
You won't believe [some of the stuff they get up to.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrBtywnB_HI)
Daily reminder that u/taffy_laffy has a smaller 🅿️🅿️ than u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS 👌😮💨
Bols, try to remember the safe word. Its FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN
**CWAK SUCKA TURN DISPLAY TOWARDS DRIVER** 🟢🟢🟢🟢 TAP PLAID MODE !!! TSLA ABOHT TO LEAVE BERS IN THE DUST 🏎️🏎️🏎️ WINK AT HOTTy IN THE NEXT CAR , SAY HI AND BUY !!! KEEP 6 PaCK for BEST RETURN !!! Wooo woooo woooooh TSLA 270 EOM COCK & STOCK MALE PORSTATE G SPOT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸☕️☕️🐎🐎🐎🐎
This is good news for Ukraine, that's for sure. Are we talking swarms? Single drone? I'm assuming with HI you're talking about a single drone. Also, are you saying EU has reached a point to where it's producing these independently? I'd assume that would be a pretty big factor in terms of sending armaments to Ukraine. If you're open to chatting with me through Reddit DM, I'd love to be able to. You sound very knowledgeable
We flew the VISTA recently and had RESCHU/sW600 almost a decade ago with actual AI (Not the silicon valley bullshit, but the good DARPA stuff), these people will not go anywhere with their silly python stuff. Palantir in the industry is considered just a dashboard with good Loki front load. Unfortunately, the old guard has left after VISTA, and we were mostly foreigners, so we are now building equivalent tech in EU and China. You can reasonably expect a HI for unbounded ARS/EARS over the skies of Ukraine in the coming months, entirely made in EU.
The mushrooms are soft chews and they taste great. The ashwaganda are capsules. They have been extremely helpful for my mental health and I do feel a little less brain fog as well. [I got mine from Walmart but these are it.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D98RN7PH/ref=vp_m_vp_dp_m_dex_ai_hr_loc_mtl_pd?_encoding=UTF8&pf_rd_p=f7581ae5-3997-4dd6-a4f6-7dbe08aa8791&pf_rd_r=0CBH38ST4440EGR6WDQ4&pd_rd_wg=B89HI&pd_rd_i=B0BRP1FGSP&pd_rd_w=Y8d3f&content-id=amzn1.sym.f7581ae5-3997-4dd6-a4f6-7dbe08aa8791&pd_rd_r=558eed79-8349-4a9a-afd3-64ae1a63612f&psc=1&th=1#product_details_voyager_secondary_sheet_1741837495737)
Notice that u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS is never around when the market is dumping? 🤔
[https://youtu.be/9ZLJRVl8-HI?si=RQzml-BCcngocpab](https://youtu.be/9ZLJRVl8-HI?si=RQzml-BCcngocpab) You got 24 hours. 
[Jim Bianco talks about Mar-A-Lago accord on Bloomberg](https://youtu.be/HI0I7zFcfZo?si=ep-Ym2J_P6m3Ti2x)
People with nvidia and sold calls but didnt want the calls to be reached HI FIVE
Availability blows too: > Not available in the following states: Alaska (AK), California (CA), Colorado (CO), Connecticut (CT), Hawaii (HI), Michigan (MI), Nevada (NV), New York (NY), Ohio (OH), Oregon (OR), Rhode Island (RI), Vermont (VT), Virginia (VA), Washington (WA)
Look what they did to my boi. They took away HI*m*S blue chew pill 
HI hillebrand makes caskets. With an anti vaxxer in charge of healthcare and bird flu as well as new covid coming down the pipe that would be my bet.
NOW I AM!!! HI FREN! YOU REMEMBERED 
HI META HOW YA DOIN 
So what you’re saying is that I need to invest in Batesville Casket? ($HI)
HI MR MEESEEKS! 
HI FRENS 
HI-VVVVVV-S please 
HI FREN 
HI IM NEW im thinking of buying calls on a small company called pelantor. Something about being the TurboTax for military.
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HI ALL- I appreciate the enthusiasm this post is getting. For more information about my situation: I live in rural Arizona, my current house is NOT paid off but I am very interested in real estate which is why I feel this ambition to acquire a second property. We qualify for VA loans. The second property would be an investment property, so we would likely be spending less up front and dealing with more of a headache fixing up said property. I posted this in hopes of hearing suggestions about what type of investing I should start with (mutual funds, blue chip stocks, etc) and what pathways I could take to potentially turn my money into a larger sum (around $200,000 or so). I intend to continue to add to the money with time as well. The $1000 came to me out of nowhere so I am willing to be riskier with it as far as investing goes. I am by no means an avid gambler, I literally won it by betting with the bonus bets that draft kings gives you when you spend $5. Thank you
HI!! 
https://www.yahoo.com/news/canadas-trudeau-threatens-immediate-response-204430233.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANDJn1sVmkdEAF3pt9g5DNaLeLPk2688smZyQMp1dc4HI_8vYib5DF-3tWmeMlYl5k4mNyCid2-Jx2xuwoYHZmNfO75qgCjDzawHj8Hzy-5ha0od9es0riKcPLlYkdbqd9yrkUvp_qAGWBaB-yNfUrscNkK2rSBGv6kE1fTjMtmQ
I wish that you change your name to: HI\_IM\_MR\_DEEPSEEKS 
come out and play u/HI_lM_MR_MEESEEKS 😩
HI\_IM\_MR\_DEEPCHEEKS
HI am hoping for strong earnings for my calls.
Where is u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS his app is killing me right now 
HI im trying to learn how to measure if a small cap stock is undervalued. The stock i have in mind is Bahnhof B which is a Swedish telecom company. Straight of the bat if i look 5 years in the past it looks great but im trying to find information about what the company estimates for the future for my DCF model. I havent been able to do this and would like some help Tl:dr find Bahn B stock future outlook for DCF
Dead press conference by NASA https://www.youtube.com/live/mAP-ywsh_HI?si=XXwRviqj16nW8qiW
Yeah the part most HI earners that live paycheck to paycheck don’t get is that on their way there they didn’t realize that the paycheck was only a part of the problem…
HI, also a non-US investor, I invest in CSPX which is also the same as VOO, but it is accumulating meaning that it auto invests the dividends. As explained here, the Irish domiciled ETFs pay 15% withholding tax of the dividends instead of 30% for VOO, SPY and all US domiciled ETFs.
>...Total retail sales for 2024 are expected to come in at a total of approximately $32.6 billion, a 10.8% increase over 2023. >“The U.S. cannabis industry shows no signs of slowing down, with projections suggesting it could become a $55 billion market by 2030, growing at an annual rate of 11%...” https://www.reddit.com/r/weedstocks/s/sL90mGA4HI
First ones always free. Unless you’re with u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS mom then the first second and third times are free
In 2021… due to the lack of focus on reform for folks I prison… he changed his stance a year later and has been pushing for it ever since. Are you intentionally being obtuse about this? Here’s it plainly, he didn’t like the original bil, yet he changed his stance a year later. Every single democrat approved the measures on the committee whilst only a few gop did, didn’t have near bipartisan support. And here I’ll even spoonfeed yu the 14-9 vote Democrats Who Approved (All on the Committee): 1. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) - Committee Chair 2. Jon Tester (D-MT) 3. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) 4. Mark Warner (D-VA) 5. Brian Schatz (D-HI) 6. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) 7. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV) 8. Raphael Warnock (D-GA) 9. John Hickenlooper (D-CO) Republicans Who Approved: 10. Steve Daines (R-MT) - Co-sponsor of the act 11. Cynthia Lummis (R-WY) 12. Mike Rounds (R-SD) 13. Kevin Cramer (R-ND) 14. Thom Tillis (R-NC) Against 1. Tim Scott (R-SC) - Ranking Member 2. Mike Crapo (R-ID) 3. Richard Shelby (R-AL) 4. Jerry Moran (R-KS) 5. John Kennedy (R-LA) 6. Bill Hagerty (R-TN) 7. Tom Cotton (R-AR) 8. J.D. Vance (R-OH) 9. Rick Scott (R-FL) And would you like at that, one of them is the next vp
Easily. Also happens to be the only state left with less than 25% obesity other than HI. Seeing gross round balls waddling everywhere is a huge turnoff.
Nah these were wild dolphins way off the coast in HI. Captivity stuff is depressing
Just made love to u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS 
$HI Q4 adjusted EPS $1.01, consensus 92c Q4 revenue $838M, consensus $792.98M "As we've completed our first full year as a pure-play global industrial company, we remain confident in the capabilities of our leading brands and differentiated technologies to deliver world-class solutions for our customers," said CEO Kim Ryan. "I am proud of our team's resiliency and determination in delivering a strong finish to the year in the face of persistent macroeconomic challenges. We accelerated cost saving and working capital initiatives, diligently managed discretionary costs, and made significant progress on our integrations. As a result of these efforts, we drove strong cash generation in the fourth quarter and exceeded our goal for FPM's margins in the year. Heading into FY25, our pipeline of customer opportunities is healthy, and we remain confident in the underlying growth trends that support our end markets over the long-term. While we are cautious in our near-term revenue outlook, we are committed to controlling what we can through innovation, continued cost discipline, and driving operational efficiencies across the enterprise to better position us for success once end market demand recovers."
I live in HI bruh I gotta do this shit everyday😭
Being on vacation in HI means I gotta wake up at 4:25am to look at the massive green dildos in my space port
HI there. It seems you're interesting in understanding how this investment world works. I strongly suggest you invest a little time on yourself. Read a book, study. I like The Bogleheads' Guide to Investing, by Taylor Larimore, since it is easy to read, accessible, with simple language. All your answers are there. This is my very strong suggestion for you.
I thought CELH was a buy HI and sell Low investment. Go to $15 where you belong
HI. I work in healthcare, and we've had capacity planning, staffing and optimization technology for decades as well. Guess what, it sucked. My company implemented Palantir, and within seven months post-implementation, we were gaining way more efficiency and accuracy than we were with the several tools and built-EMR modules that all did the same thing. They may not have invented analytics, but they are doing something with it that existing providers were not.
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u/HI_IM_MR_MEESEEKS how are your pendulous balls
HI OP! Quite the market crash, eh?
ap not even waiting on HI to count before awarding 