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Mother switched brokerage and gave me her mature rira in May... Tax free loss here we go!
$DSX = Shipping baby, gonna go up!!! Houthis Gettin Nasty. Especially now that Israel Bombed @ their great fallen Soulemani's grave.
JOE'S DIVE! New Poll Shows More Americans Believe U.S. Getting Weaker on World Stage. Is he also the reason that Wall Street are in this mess?
2022 Wish Merchant Summit - under the new leadership of GGV capital (JOE YAN)
BioLargo Strategy from JOE plus Oak Tree Capitol Memo
Jimmy Shill: Cheap Hookers, Expensive Divorces and That Thing He Likes - The SOFI Play, Part 4… A Preview
Jimmy Shill: Cheap Hookers, Expensive Divorces and That Thing He Likes - The SOFI Play, Part 4… A Preview
Keep Cash for puts, a war could break out 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 Vs 🇷🇺
🚜BOOMER JOE🚜 Fair Launch on Movember 23rd 6PM UTC - Built on the Avalanche Network - 69,000,000 $BJOE - Automatic Burning / Frictionless Farming / Enter the Boomer Joe ecosystem and use dApps with $BJOE
(Fixed based on feedback ) Why $HAS (Hasbro) and Paramount Pictures (owned by $VIAC, NOT the other ticker) are about to begin a new Golden Age of Toys and Entertainment together - The road to Tendies are paved with toys and live action entertainment
Why $HAS (Hasbro) and $PGRE (Paramount) are about to begin a new Golden Age of Toys and Entertainment together - The road to Tendies are paved with toys and live action entertainment
OTC Stocks, Citadel and Virtu Americas trying to burn the world?!
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Puck sleepy joe. He’s a LYING give away Pardon to UN investigated ppl. POS and I hope to GOD HE AND HIS FAMILY GO TO PRISON QUID PRO QUO DEMENTIA SLEEPY JOE Trump is the only reason we will eventually have a good economy. It will get worse B4 it gets better.
Today was the last day of the SLEEPY JOE MARKET Trump market begins tomorrow Back to winning
WE DID IT JOE 
“You tried to kill Aunt May, you tried to kill MJ” “JOE BIDEN TRIED TO KILL THEM I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!”
Year is 2027. Spx at 2500. 🥭 masters tweet: This is JOE BIDEN’S STOCK MARKET.
Narrator: Two years later… El Presidente: I didn’t do it! It was Sleepy Jim! *Aide whispers in his ear* El Presidente: I SAID JOE.
🥭 daily routine: raise tariffs, lower them, kidding raise them again, 🏌♂️, 🍟🍔, GYNA, SLEEPY JOE, BEAUTIFUL DEALS. Repeat
*Summer 2026* *Trump: THIS IS ALL JOE BIDEN'S FAULT. NOBODY COULD HAVE KNOWN A LITTLE GLOBAL TRADE WAR WOULD'VE COLLAPSED THE ECONOMY SLEEPY JOE CREATED.*
SLEEPY JOE SHID MY PANTS NOT ME 
Stock market crashing, judges getting arrested, environmental regulations getting slashed 🥭 “TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE MORE! WE’LL DO A POLL. SLEEPY JOE BIDEN? OR CROOKED JOE BIDEN?”
CROOKED JOE IT IS. Why are we here?
Better 100 days than SLEEPY JOE and Barack HUSSEIN Obama
He’ll probably add some spin to it like they are investing BILLIONS in USA that would never had happened during SLEEPY JOE
Maybe if crooked sleepy joe wasn’t falling down all the time he could of thought of my tariff invention but he didn’t because he’s a loser. That’s why the market is so volatile. SLEEPY JOE. Buy DJT. Right now
It means: 1) there was no debt under 45, all this debt is the fault of other people but specifically BARACK "DEFECIT" OBAMA and SLEEPY JOE SPENDAHOLIC BIDEN. 2) he has had a bug thought about an idea for a concept of a plan for a proposal for paying off/defaulting on/ignoring/increasing the debt.
Up down tariff no tariff pause no pause SLEEPY JOE BIDENNNNNN
Knowing is half the battle. Unfortunately you’re going to lose the other half. -GI JOE
But at least we aren't the lauging stock of the world anymore, like under CROOKED SLEEPY JOE BIDEN.
The only troll is SLEEPY JOE BIDEN who got us into this mess to begin with.
JOE earnings: Highlights for the first quarter of 2025 as compared to the first quarter of 2024: Quarterly net income attributable to the Company increased by 26% to $17.5 million from $13.9 million. Quarterly revenue increased by 7% to $94.2 million from $87.8 million, the highest first quarter revenue outside of the one-off timberland sale in 2014. Real estate revenue increased by 12% to $38.3 million from $34.2 million. Homesite closings volume increased by 15% to 249 homesites from 216 homesites. Leasing revenue increased by 14% to a quarterly record of $16.3 million from $14.3 million. In the first quarter of 2025, the Company funded $32.7 million in capital expenditures, paid $8.2 million in cash dividends, repurchased $5.7 million of the Company's common stock and repaid $2.5 million net amount of debt. Cash and cash equivalents balance increased to $94.5 million as of March 31, 2025, as compared to $88.8 million as of December 31, 2024.
Sooo…what about all the TAX REVENUE FROM TARIFFS that we NEEDED to REDUCE THE SLEEPY JOE DEFICIT (caps on purpose ) and WHAT ABOUT THE FENTANYL?? I guess now we just LET IN THE FENTANYL BUT KEEP OUT THE LEGAL TAX-paying residents. Joke’s ON US! Insider trading is the name of this game. These swings are NOT NORMAL IN A NORMAL ECONOMY. This will be studied for years to come in the conservo colleges that are ALLOWED to remain as THE ART OF THE SELF-DEALING.
I predicted this would happen. It is part of his formula. Announce / Implement something ridiculous. Undo it, bring things back to the way they were. Go on social media and call it A BRILLIANT AND TREMENDOUS DEAL. WE ARE WINNING ON TRADE WITH BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF JOBS. UNDOING THE MESS OF SLEEPY JOE BIDEN AND THE CORRUPT DEMOCRATS. THANK YOU.
“I DIDNT CAVE, WE HAVE 17 PIECES OF PAPER. 17 AMAZING TRADE DEALS THAT WILL STOP THE RAPE OF AMERICA THAT SLEEPY JOE ALLOWED!!!” - mango at 3:52 am
I AM DECLARING... I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.... SLEEPY JOE WAS TOO WEAK, WORST EVER.... barack HUSSEIN COULDN'T, WHERE IS THAT BIRTH CERTIFICATE.... ONLY I AM SMART AND STRONG ENOUGH TO DO IT... I AM SO SMART THEY CAN'T TELL ME HOW HIGH MY IQ IS... NO ONE MAKES BETTER DEALS!!! ONLY I CAN DECLARE IT! THEY ARE ASKING ME TO DO IT. I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT MY FIRST TERM. I WAS PLAYING NICE. NO MORE! I AM DECLARING MYSELF DICKTATOR. THERE WILL BE PARADES! BRING YOUR KIDS! LOTS OF BIG BEAUTIFUL TANKS. ALSO PLEASE BE NICE TO ELMO, BUY SOME TESLERS! EVERYONE WILL BE REQUIRED TO OWN ONE. THEY WILL BE POWERED BY BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL! CHINA WILL LOSE! WINNING!
My illegal alien criminal professor gave me a D on my paper because he supports the CRIMINAL JOE BIDEN ILLEGAL GANG FELON AGENDA. Imagine not thinking your kid was severely regarded if they said this. Then he becomes president 
the most beautiful EGG ROLL for EASTER. more attendees than corrupt SLEEPY JOE ever had. much better EGG ROLL than you could ever find in CHINA
"J Powell is a horrible man, so horrible, he's tanking the stock market because he hates me, crazy liberal, but he has a LITTLE KNOWN power... very few people know about it, where he can make your interest rates lower... wouldnt that be nice. But now - him and the crazy liberals want the market to go down down down... just like sleepy joe. SLEEPY JOE... remember how sleep he was oh man he had no idea what was going on... So Powell, sleepy Joe's best friend should get ready to be fired... YOURE FIRED... so I'll be able to lower interest rates to zero... which will fix the econononomy which is the best economy we've ever had, and make stocks go up up up unlike powell mr down down down" probably like that
4) STABLE BUSINESS GENIUS declares a HUGE VICTORY and drops the "retaliatory" tariffs on China, but leaving all the other ones. Thus saving us all from the evil SLEEPY JOE AND TO LATE JEROME. Thank you for your attention (after he lets the cronies know 15 minutes before this tweet). DJT Is it likely? I have no idea. But not out of the realm of possible. And his cult would lap it up. We'd get a temporary spike in the markets, but I doubt it would last. The loss of confidence in US markets and other headwinds are going to catch up to us.
BRING BACK SLEEPY JOE! Making money off calls feels too good compared to puts when you know the dollar is failing.
#”BRING BACK 😴 JOE’S >20% YoY MARKET
Or he will push us off the cliff and scream "CROOKED JOE!!¡"
First thing wrong here is yall getting turned on by the word Joe Biden and second this is YOUR fault as YOU voted for him and JOE NEVER crashed the stock market such a degree in a short time span
busy truthing about how SLEEPY JOE was the worst
Mango: TODAY I am switching to the PANICAN party. SLEEP JOE left us a completely devastated BOND MARKET, which I tried to fix, but then CHINA and CANADA and MEXICO broke it again. I am advising ALL TRUE AMERICANS to run to their bank and withdraw all their money. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
"SLEEPY JOE ISNT DOING ANYTHING, HIS HANDLERS CONTROL THE NATION" you mean his cabinet and his advisors are handling a lot of things so he doesn't have to worry about every little detail? Legitimately the MAGA types had such a huge conspiracy around that it was insane
I've been mad for almost a decade now. -at the fat orange criminal domestic terrorist traitor to this country, his worthless fucking existence, and the fact that he has made me change my thought to "I wish he hadn't turned his head". -at the brainless, racist, dumbfuck cultists who swallow everything he shits out for them because he validates their bigotry and hatred of the "other". -at the blatantly biased news networks in America that spent the entirety of the 2024 election campaign sanewashing the insane and selling a traitor to the country he betrayed repeatedly, all for the promise of more money for those with WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH OF IT ALREADY. -at the equally dumbfuck protest voters who "taught the dems a lesson" by ushering in the end of democracy while also not saving Gaza. -at the checked out and uninformed half of the country who just...sat on their fucking hands and stayed home for the most important election in modern history. And in the end, none of it mattered, and now I'm just sick, tired, and so fucking cynical and jaded that I just don't fucking care about anything beyond my small circle of influence, for now. I'm watching my country flush itself down the toilet while a third of the population nods and says "yep, we were right, too bad literally everyone didn't listen", another third goes "DUUUURRR WHEN DID JOE BIDEN DROP OUT!? DUUUUUURRRRR" and the last third cheers on the open stupidity, bigotry, and hatred that we are drowing in, while still blowing the guy who splashed the gasoline all over our economy and lit it. I've never been more embarrassed and ashamed of my country than I am now. America chose the hateful dummy, so we'd better be ready to deal with four years of dumb hate.
“Let me begin with this. JOE BI-“ 
The BAD ECONOMY was from SLEEPY "PRESIDENT" JOE BIDEN /s
I MISS JOE BUT A LITTLE LESS TODAY 
WE HAD AN AWFUL ECONOMY BEFORE THIS UNDER SLEEPY JOE BIDEN THEY WERE ALL SAYING “SIR SIR OUR ECONOMY IS SO BAD WITH ALL THESE TARIFFS SIR” UNTIL I REMOVED THEM, YOURE WELCOME AMERICA THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION Give it a week
I love how easily distracted you pinecones are In before SQUACK! TDS! SQUACK! SLEEPY JOE! SQUACK!
“DEAL WAS JUST MADE” is the next “RIP JOE ROGAN” 
THNAKS SLEEPY JOE!! 
COME BACK SLEEPY JOE WE MISS YOU. Also isn't this guy literally a hill billy? Aka literally a peasant?
“SEE SLEEPY JOE STARTED IT, ECONOMY WAS BROKEN. DADDY TRUMP FIXING IT 🇺🇸🫵🏽🇺🇸🫵🏽🇺🇸🇺🇸🫵🏽” - Definitely MAGA
WHEN DO WE START CALLING 🥭 ADMINISTRATION 'ECONOMIC TERRORISTS'??? BRING BACK JOE 
BRING BACK JOE
I ruin the US economy and good ethical behaviour worldwide BUT JOE BIDEN!!!...
Peter Navarro on Fox: "You can't lose money unless you sell ........ we will hit 50,000 on the Dow easily by the end of this term." 💀💀💀 The DOW was 45K two months ago, now dude is saying 50K in 4 years??? **Bidenomics** claps it in its sleep. BRING JOE back please!!
He will never stop talking about fucking SLEEPY JOE BIDEN
How could JOE do this to our economy? 
I love you JOE!!!! Damn man. To share a personal story, Joe is one of the drivers for me being so active in politics. What his administration did, through the work of Sullivan and others, to target policy that would benefit Americans who had been deeply hurt by the transformed international economy, and more, is what really buttressed and gave me faith that government can work. And with the work they did on Covid! Really gave me a lot of drive and that is an imprint that won't leave me any time soon. Cheers y'all.
Trump for years: THE STOCK IS DOWN IMPEACH JOE Totaly not a Cult today: Well, the stock is emotional and it doesn't matter if it falls or not because it will be up in a few years anyway. Not to mention the stock is not a representation of the economy so why are you all up in arms about it?
A future tweet from Mango Man: "Jerome Powell did THE RIGHT THING to lower rates to fix this BROKEN ECONOMY left behind by SLEEPY JOE BIDEN. Lower rates will make everything more affordable to TRUE AMERICANS!!"
SLEEPY JOE BIDEN RECESSION ON FAUX NEWS 
Someone, can someone PLEASE FIND sleepy joe and give him his chocolate chocolate chip laced with a double shot of viagra? SLEEPY JOE WE MISS YOU 😭😭😭 🥭 bouta turn us into his 7th failed business. While Maple Boy is secretly screwing Melinda 🤫🤫
# SOMEBODY WAKE UP JOE, PLEASE! https://preview.redd.it/zlgoyomhotse1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4259b9110cf4c0578e88e23545a8bc6555535389
A big BEAUTIFUL BANKRUPTCY that SLEEPY JOE could only DREAM of. #MABA #FistAmericanFlagExplosion
JOE LOOKS BACK AND SMILE. “WHAT I’VE DONE SONG PLAYS”. 
lol trump has isolated America and set them up for a complete economic spiral… and yet “but JOE BIDEN” I still can’t get over John Ratcliffe blaming Joe Biden for the signal chat leak
hahahah SPY really does look like a shitcoin rugpull. I BLAME SLEEP JOE
By saying, "It's about time we said BYE BYE to these good awful BIDEN TARIFFS!!! Today, we will be LIBERATED from the INFLATION cause by SLEEPY JOE'S administration! Today is LIBERATION day in the US of A, BABY!!!!"
Democrats cock blocked Bernie in 2016 for a dog shit candidate that most people hate. Then they ran fucking JOE BIDEN who is senile. THEN they ran Kamala who got fucking dumped on in the 2020 primaries. They have to take responsibility for the series of events that have followed. Now our whole fucking system is at threat of collapsing.
I've heard that a ton of Canadians bought real estate in Florida too. It's something I worry about with JOE actually because the panhandle was apparently particularly popular with Canucks. Not getting political but Canada is pissed. I can't remember anything even remotely similar to this. The international library on the Vermont/Quebec border apparently closed it's Canada entrance.
I MISS SLEEPY JOE 
R U F'N kidding me,, JOE couldnt even read a teleprompter and now we find out. # Biden used ‘autopen signature’ on many official WH docs, raising concerns over his awareness Biden used ‘autopen signature’ on many official WH docs, raising concerns over his awareness You just proved how ignorant you are.
People months ago: Dementia Joe, oldy Joe, go brandon, sleepy Joe. People now: JOE pls help me 
CHDN catching a bit of a bid on their new $500 million buyback offer, but trading is thin pre market. JOE becoming really interesting. The book value is garbage because they carry their land at the acquisition prices of 80 years ago. If they mark to market, the stock is trading below book. They also have the huge recurring revenue from being a commercial landlord. Happy, Canadians are big fans of the Florida panhandle though and that's scaring people out of the stock. They could face pressure if Canadians stop buying and traveling. However, I'd wager that domestic demand can pick up the slack, if given the chance. The move to Florida seems neverending.
Here coomes SLEEPY JOE with the money in the bank briefcase . Oooooo he’s RKO orange man. What’s goiing ooooooon
TAKE ME BACK TO SLEEPY JOE I BEG OF YOU 
DRILLLLLLLL TEAM SIXXX, YOURE LATE! CHECKIN WITH G-I JOE AND GET FKN DRILLINGemote:t5\_2th52:8882
Trump could have come in and changed nothing, did nothing, etc. and ride the great stock market JOE BIDEN created and then even taken credit for it. I would not care as long as I was getting nice returns. But no. Trump has to wrecking ball everything because because of his ego, his stupidity, and his cruelty.
Trump on Truth Social probably: RADICAL DEMOCRATS HAVE ARTIFICIALLY PUMPED THE STOCK MARKET. ITS JOE BIDEN'S FAULT. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY.
The 80s brought as Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, G.I. JOE, Transformers, HE-MAN and break dancing. Need I say more?
Imagine calling Dementia JOE and you still underperform against someone with dementia LMAOOOO
Bring back SLEEPY JOE !!
JOE BIDEN thinking to himself while eating ice cream: want me to pump your calls? 
Where is JOE!!!! Come back sweet prince We miss you!!!!!!!! 😢
Someone call SLEEPY JOE! 
WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE WAKE UP SAVE US FROM THIS 🥭 NIGHTMARE 
TAKE ME BACK SLEEPY JOE TAKE ME BACK 
ITS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING OVER BRING BACK SLEEPY JOE 
Singlehandedly causing a recession only to blame it on SLEEPY JOE and to own the libs
RIP JOE ROGAN 
I MISS SLEEPY JOE 
when the president says there is gonna be a transition (basically confirming a recession) then we are getting one because that is how self fulfilling prophecies work. WHY DO YOU THINK SLEEPY JOE KEPT LYING THINGS WERE GOING GREAT FFS 
DAMN RIP JOE ROGAN 
Everything aside. JOE is decent human being and great man for his family. Yes we do miss him.
THIS IS WHAT FUCKING GETS ME. Biden is in power and the market has a bad day? DEMS ARE FAILURE, wake up SLEEPY JOE. Weeks of decline guaranteed to only keep slipping at this rate? Oh, that's a perfectly normal "correction".
 BRING BACK SLEEPY JOE!
Sleepy Joe..please wake up and deliver us from the 🥭..JOE?
🥭 posted a brand new anti-JOE ad bro u won 
Do my eyes deceive me? It couldn’t be? Is that? BAH GAWD IT IS! The HEDGE FUND coming out of retirement to battle RETAIL JOE for the title! Folks, have your children cover their eyes, if he brings out the ladder this could get ugly
🥭on 🌽: I LOVE BUTTCOIN PLS PUMP 🥭on the market: JOE BUDDEN FAULT
I hate 🥭 I hate 🥭 I hate 🥭 I JUST WANT TENDIES. IDC IF I HAVE TO USE A PAPER STRAW OR IF SUE WANTS TO BE CALLED JOE. IDC. I ALSO DON'T WANT ANY WAR. WTF IS THIS. FOCUS ON THE MARKET YOU SMOOTH BRAIN 🥭