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Election year. Trump stocks and Biden stocks
$JPM JPMorgan Chase 2023 Q4 earnings call summary by ai
CPI Forecasts from Wall Street and Potential Market Reaction
CPI Forecasts from Wall Street and Potential Market Reaction
Economic Events and Notable Earnings for the week starting 01-08
Thoughts for $BAC and $JPM Earnings Report 1/12?
The Current State of JPMorgan Chase and the banking sector
JPM call ATM exp 2/2. would be my first ever call bought.
Think the Bitcoin ETF Won’t Get Approved?
Altimmune and Viking are the last two companies left for Pharma to FOMO into the Obesity market
Altimmune and Viking are the last two companies left for Pharma to FOMO into the Obesity market
Earning calls of lots of major financial institutions on Jan 12. JPM, BAC, WFC, HDB, BLK, …
How is no one talking about $FSR here!?
Lmao! JPM's Top Chartist. Bwahahahaha. False Information is released on purpose or No one knows shit. The Top chartist. Top Bank in the U.S
$ACGX Thinly traded, Low Float Runner!
Another financial institution crash incoming?
Yet another financial institution getting saved?
Banks look good at this point, and EWBC in particular
We are at the top: “Now is an attractive entry point for long-term investors, says JPMorgan strategist.”
Jamie Dimon to reduce his JPM stake in first stock sale since taking over as boss in 2005
JPM believes Bitcoin ETF will be approved before Jan. 10th.
I wanted to try to invest in 10 completely random stocks to see if this beats the market in 1 year, so I asked ChatGTP...
JPM has another quarter of record profits as net income surges 35% from last year.
10/12/2023 - Put credit spreads to sell with highest return sorted by %OTM (DTE<21)
Anyone has an explanation on this spike with JPM on Monday (oct 9) after hours?
Goodbye Q3... JPM's GIANT collar trade dwarfed by.. the RETURN OF OUR WHALE 🐳
Burry the Bear is right. Another Bank crisis incoming.
Ryan Cohen investigated by securities regulator for pumping and dumping towel company
S&P September Stats: headed for doom or potential for a rally?
JPMorgan Chase Analysis and Financial Statements
Why you should invest in J.P. Morgan ($JPM)
I followed the “ if it’s good to screenshot, it’s good to sell” rule
SPUS down $60 coming from 9% realized vols? Uh oh... 💥 Recapping our SPX Whales + a 🔮into flows / positioning
SPUS down $60 coming from 9% realized vols? Uh oh... 💥 Recapping our SPX Whales + a 🔮into flows / positioning
25-year-old seeking feedback on long-term ETF portfolio
S&P 500 rally is showing signs of a bubble, selloff is coming - JPM By Investing.com
$CVNA | Another ~20K 40.00 C FD on Opening Dip
FOMC Minutes are upon us… 7-3-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ and VIX Daily Market Analysis
tracking abnormal order trade volume for 'improved' return's
Should JPMorgan buy Robinhood?
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
HUGE GAINS ON CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES CCL 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
The VIX just had its lowest close since Pre-Covid … 6-2-23 SPY/ ES futures, QQQ and VIX Daily Market Analysis
What should I focus on when evaluating a stock if I want to be somewhat conservative?
Market Recap - 6/1/23 - Stonks only go up?
Market Recap - 5/20/23 - everything is over bought
The road to 430 continues… 5-26-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ, VIX, DXY and 10YR YIELD Weekly Market Analysis
The road to 430 continues… 5-26-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ, VIX, DXY and 10YR YIELD Weekly Market Analysis
Market Recap - 5/25/23 - the age of AI
How is the Fed injecting liquidity into the stock market for dummies like me
The Road to $430 SPY… 5-19-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ, VIX, DXY and 10Yr Yield Weekly Analysis
Market Recap - 5/18/23 - I know shits crazy but oof
Market Recap - 5/17/23 - the worst is behind us, maybe
Small Banks vs JPM Chase; who will be the next savory morsel?
Why do some companies not have liquidity until 9:00 am?
PACW: Screwed or Not? A look at the numbers with help from Security Analysis (1934) (tldr $3.7 lots of risk)
Too late to be long but still too early to be short… Welcome to the Pain Range… 5-12-23 SPY/ ES futures, DXY, 10YR Yield and VIX Weekly Reca
SOFI Series, Scene Cinco: I’m Flying, Jack!
The return of the bronotosaurus… the run up to CPI… 5-5-23 SPY/ ES Futures and VIX Daily Market Analysis
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Meanwhile S&P 500 profit margins are pushing into record territory. Doomers are living on borrowed time. Source: JPM https://preview.redd.it/u47k2jbhhjlg1.png?width=433&format=png&auto=webp&s=faab204752fc9332d126a32150e89566a066e0c5
Or they correctly put Avgo it Or Eli Lilly Or berk Even JPM
Junk bond spreads are apparently at 20 year lows. The market has priced in a perfect soft landing with almost no default risk on corporate bonds. In fact, spreads have been compressing, ie yields on corporate bonds have overall been coming down while long treasury yields have been creeping up. (Hence the strong performance of corporate bond etfs especially compared to treasuries) That all sounds...concerning. Even spreads on EM bonds and southern european bonds are very low. Though there is a divergence in lower grade corporate bonds (literal 'junk'). The 'investment grade' corporate bonds from the likes of JPM, Oracle and Pfizer are effectively priced with minimal default risk. Spreads on lower grade corporate bonds (available through private credit, etfs like BND generally only have investment grade corporate bonds) have indeed been rising. Credit default swaps (insurance against defaults) have been rising on them too. Idk man the markets have priced in a weirdly perfect economy. God i hate bonds. The more you learn about them the more complicated they become. Maybe i'm stupid though, just wondering what will be the trigger for the next crazy once in a lifetime crash that happens every couple years these days.
There's a lot of activity they still don't want to directly use bank accounts. Look what happened with the shit JPM is getting. As long as human nature is what it is, there will always be people who wish to unethically (and sometimes ethically too) evade capital controls.
fk you JPM let slv pump
Why does JPM randomly blip to $50? Fucks up the chart
JPM always shorting this shit pisses me off
GLD casually getting manipulated down while my miner stocks are green lol. JPM isn't even trying to hide it anymore.
To many individual stocks...long term stick with maybe 10-15 individual stocks covering different industries like CAT, MSFT, CVX, ABBV, EMR, RTX, JPM, PG, GOOG, GLD, AMD etc...companies that have been successful for a long long time, pays dividends and when one sector is down another sector will be up, ride the waves ! Put some in a S&P Index Fund, a Dividends Index Fund just diversify and slowly add to each, time is your friend
I vibe coded JPM last night, how do I launch it?
exactly. fck JPM and their pyramid scheme grift.
How soon will Anthropic's Claude replace 🌽 with a AI coded blockchain, big banks like JPM love centralization.
JPM tonight said trading volume is up again bigly this quarter. Gives me hope
Retards think this thing will replace everything. Fuck JPM, AXP, CRWD, IBM, MSFT. Shit Anthropic is going to be 1,000,000,000 trillion market cap company at this rate.
JPM chief financial officer said that in the face of higher competition, the bank planned to spend $20 billion this year on tech, up $2 billion from the year prior
I never made that claim, and I’m not in the market for bridges currently. You said the claim that JPM was using blockchain was bogus. I sent you two links saying they are in fact not bogus, now you say you’re a bridge salesman. Where did the goalposts go?
If you think a toy like JPM coin is the same as JP Morgan running their entire backend payment rails on a blockchain then I have a bridge to sell you.
[https://youtu.be/LITFYkdIRW4?si=Gevc1-Xi4W4jEoZb](https://youtu.be/LITFYkdIRW4?si=Gevc1-Xi4W4jEoZb) Here you go smarty pants. Eat your heart out. Literally the last two minutes of the vid. Jamie Diamond literally says “We have a JPM deposit coin” [https://www.jpmorgan.com/kinexys/digital-payments/jpm-coin](https://www.jpmorgan.com/kinexys/digital-payments/jpm-coin) And here’s the article that describes their use of blockchain at JPM. Response?
I think you are doing fine, there will be no perfect answer. I follow what is called core and explore which is basically what you are doing. My core is Fidelity Growth, Vanguard International Growth, VTI and QQQ. In 1995 I started buying Microsoft, Home Depot and JPM. For all these years I never sold anything, if the market is very high I turn off Div reinvest and just spend the money.
JPM and BoA PT on IBM $312-$335 just a couple of weeks ago
Bro how are we not basically Russia at this point? 🌮 talks sh\*t on NFLX it tanks, discovers JPM dumped funds after Jan 6th insurrection, causes them to tank... etc, etc..
65 bid, JPM and Softbank are interested
>Wall Street opened the week under heavy pressure as risk sentiment deteriorated on AI-related credit concerns and fresh trade uncertainty amid the feud between President Donald Trump and the Supreme Court. >The blue-chip index was weighed down by sharp losses in financial names. A wave of selling hit asset managers after concerns emerged around a private credit fund managed by Blue Owl Capital Inc. (NYSE:OWL). The firm announced it is liquidating $1.4 billion in assets to raise money to pay out individual investors Apollo Global Management Inc. (NYSE:APO) sank 6.6% on the day, marking its worst session since Liberation Day. Blackstone Inc. (NYSE:BX) slid 6.7% and has now dropped 16% over the past three sessions, its steepest three-day decline since March 2020, touching the lowest level since late 2023. Ares Management Corp. (NYSE:ARES) fell 6.3% KKR & Co. Inc. (NYSE:KKR) tumbled 8.3%, extending its monthly loss to 20%, the worst stretch since 2015. The weakness spilled into established financial heavyweights. American Express (NYSE:AXP) dropped 7.4%, Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (NYSE:GS) lost 3.5% and JPMorgan Chase & Co. (NYSE:JPM) retreated 4.5%. For the broader Financials Select Sector SPDR Fund (NYSE:XLF) it’s the worst day since early April 2025.
If Dimon was out punching babies it would show his resolve as a cut throat banker and JPM would be up 5%, def not that.
JPM Chase $1,000 if you transfer 250K or more. Includes retirement accounts. You probably have to keep it for 90 days.
Ok I finally get why JPM is down. A 19 college sophomore at Nebraska just vibe coded a 20T balance sheet.
Opened a position on NVO at 40, JPM at 299, and MSFT at 387.5
Goldman Sachs JPM and Blackrock will pump the market only after BTC reaches 55k.
Industrials, and financials. Can never go wrong with some JPM
that's fine. i'm up about 230% on JPM.
Remember, Warren Buffett is the King of "Let it sit and hold on for 40 years." He's a huge billionaire. You should sell half the Tesla stock, a little at a time, and diversify. The stock has had wild swings, and you should NOT be left seeing it gone, like my mom did with Sun Microsystems a 10k investment went to 300k, and back down to 10k again. Sadly, we're eventually, within 4 years most likely, going to experience a Recession. The DOW 30 is a great place to buy, stocks like Coke (KO), Chase Bank (JPM), Caterpillar (near all time high, wait for it to go down 200 a share), PG, and the NASDAQ for Nvidia, and the rest of the Mag 7. Build some cash though, open a brokerage account at Charles Schwab or Fidelity so you can trade AND MOST IMPORTANTLY watch their daily movements. And then, forget you have it. Buy dividend yielding stocks when you see the market drop with your cash. If you can not touch it, or even add to it, you'll likely be retired by the time you're 50.
There is no "strategy" you are spinning a wheel and if you apply the same leverage over and over your gonna get that stupid triangle of slow grab and hard fall over, and over, and over. We don't say "casino" because it's a joke, we say it because it's mathematically the same. Solely option based growth does not exist with short expiration in the long run, it is a mathematically impossible game. You are not smart. We are not smart. The real geniuses are up in ivory towers at JPM and they have you by the balls. (Anyone who comments otherwise is coping)
Well, they are both wrong because LLMs are definitely used in trading. They are the ones parsing information to feed into the rest of the algo for earning reports and calls. What do people think parses Trump's tweets, people speaking on CNBC, etc. to gather sentiment to buy or sell before everybody else? That is literally what an LLM is for. Beyond day trading, the major firms like Blackrock, JPM, Fidelity, Morgan Stanley, etc. are using LLMs to parse information and gather it into reports instead of reading every source on the planet. LLMs definitely have their uses, but most people try to date ChatGPT or trick Gemini into saying slurs and think that's the peak of what LLMs can do.
The market is irrational. Kept selling off banks and other financial institutions with rock solid fundamentals like JPM and SCHW during the 2023 bank run because Peter Thiel collapsed some shitty overleveraged regional banks. It is the same for AI. Do you actually think ORCL MSFT etf are going to be insolvent lol. This is the most fundamentally important technology there has ever been and is a means of national security as well. There is 0 chance the United States government would let tech collapse and give a win to China.
Wowwwee lots of you seem to like the little vulva like JPM and MS ceos! Not to mention king kidie diddler 🥭Every dollar you bank is more money for there networks.
I can see it when I close my eyes now. Shiny and hard dudes crawling out of their graves to hound WSB with faint raspy whispers of “SLV to $200. It has been suppressed by JPM.. low GDP = stagflation hedge. Intrinsic value…”
I do, snagging up a few coins here and there when I can at these prices. Long term eth will be the infrastructure for finance unless the staking rewards aren’t enough to sustain nodes. JPM already piggybacked off of ETH for its security aspects, built their own ETH L2
Supreme Court Tariff Decision Today JPM trading-desk scenario tree (desk estimates) * 64%: *Tariffs struck down and immediately replaced* → S&P 500 +0.1% to +0.2% after an initial +0.75% to +1.0% spike * 26%: *Tariffs upheld* → S&P 500 -0.3% to -0.5%, with larger yield-curve moves * 9%: *Tariffs struck down after midterms* → S&P 500 +1.25% to +1.5%, Russell 2000 outperforms * 1%: *Tariffs struck down with no replacement* → S&P 500 +1.5% to +2.0%, Russell 2000 outperforms https://preview.redd.it/nrywey3m0lkg1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5107fb9ccc8852a874d2293ff5934096135623
I like MSFT, NVDA, and IBM. I don't know much about JPM. You could always keep them or sell half of them and start a ETF like VTI, VOO or whatever. Keep the ETF around 30% or more of your portfolio.
JPM went long around that price
As hard as the hits are that it's been taking, it just keeps getting back up. Angry. You'd need JPM to step away to really kick the legs out from under it.
Feb 19 (Reuters) - JPMorgan [(JPM.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/JPM.N) is in talks to provide banking services to the U.S.-led Board of Peace, an institution tasked with rebuilding Gaza, the Financial Times reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the discussions. The bank has discussed providing services such as facilitating payments to and from the board, the report added. Reuters could not immediately verify the report. The White House and JPMorgan did not immediately respond to Reuters' requests for comment. The FT report comes amid ongoing tensions between Trump and JPMorgan as the bank and its top boss Jamie Dimon contend with a [$5 billion lawsuit](https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/trumps-jpmorgan-lawsuit-underscores-his-growing-clash-with-wall-street-2026-01-25/) filed by Trump last month, accusing the nation's largest lender and Dimon of closing several of his and his companies' accounts on political grounds. Trump is set to preside over the first meeting of his Board of Peace later on Thursday, with delegations from 47 countries plus the European Union expected to attend the event. U.S. President Donald Trump first proposed the Board of Peace in September 2025. The body was [meant to supervise](https://www.reuters.com/world/trump-says-you-got-let-un-continue-when-asked-about-so-called-board-peace-2026-01-20/) Gaza's temporary governance, with Trump thereafter saying it would expand to tackle conflicts around the world- a move some experts view as undermining the United Nations.
Yes lol with MU, WDC, META, JPM, SNDK. And more lol
HL could beat 5 times bigger than they did and still be red because JPM & Co have decided to keep silver screwed for the foreseeable future
JPM says buy SOFI with a PT of $30
Your new floor is 50 or 60. The JPM thing is true but probably exaggerated. The price of silver doesn’t make sense, stop trying to make it make sense. It trades like a haven/meme stock/industrial supply product all in one. Your new floor… until a war or something breaks out, is 50
ATM termination kills dilution pressure, which is exactly when [$JPM](https://aimytrade.io/s/JPM?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=comment&utm_campaign=RobinHoodPennyStocks&utm_term=JPM&utm_content=variant_1771340495313_ip7rwo)-style accumulation patterns show up.
Notice how suddenly these days, at open, it acts like a risk-on equity? And then at some point ~~JPM and GS~~ the market reverses to consider it a defensive, risk-off asset?
I remember this one guy who had it all figured out.. He was very defensive about how JPM holds the majority of silver contracts, and how there's no motive for it to go down, yada yada... super sad to see people get so blinded by greed
Pic of it happened on SPY as well but this was a few weeks ago. Also happened on a some other bank stocks previously. JPM, MS, USB, and WFC have all had these weird trades showing on the tape during off trading hours. https://preview.redd.it/4ccpalgixyjg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdf2b884e66741e7575cee0b950e6db6752cd0a
I does that sometimes. JPM and SPY does the same thing where a random drop or spike happens. I hate it because it messes up the chart when you're trying to track movement.
i have $GS and $JPM and have held since mid 2020. somehow they've missed the sell off for finance stocks like Schwab. i'm +400% on GS.
JPM went long for a reason, I have great faith in their interns
You need to consider a risk that COF is a subprime lender across its auto and credit card lending portfolio and therefore carries more risk to rising consumer defaults. COF does not have a "fortress balance sheet" like JPM or BAC for example. When times are good, and borrowers can afford to pay, times are good. But the risk is amplified if macro conditions and employment deteriorates. >Despite being the fourth-largest credit card lender overall, Capital One is America’s largest subprime credit card lender, with a higher percentage of its total credit lending in the subprime segment compared to rivals like JPMorgan Chase, Citi, or Discover. https://www.economicliberties.us/our-work/capital-one-discover-a-competition-policy-and-regulatory-deep-dive/#:\~:text=Despite%20being%20the%20fourth%2Dlargest,Chase%2C%20Citi%2C%20or%20Discover.
JPM has joined the chat
Tbh the stock market is prob manipulated by time travelers. I wouldn't put it past JPM to keep the tech hidden to make billions but not suspicious billions.
lmao, this actually happened ~3ish years ago [when JPM found out their physical nickel in storage were really just bags of rocks](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorgan-unlucky-owner-fake-nickel-121530808.html) I would imagine the LME has taken steps to correct schemes like this, but that's just my best guess ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
And i am invested since 2019. Now i started to sell. So thesis is the same, argumwnts got more weight. If now market swings and much more silver gets produced everything is cool. Commodities are really a easy supply - demand bet, with a bit of JPM marketmanipulation
I have credit cards at BOA and JPM that are 3-5% on everything… it’s not unique if you have good credit.
Didn’t JPM restore their short position?
A billion dollar hit to JPM is just the cost of doing business Jamie D won’t lose sleep over it
I’m all for Visa Mastercard and JPM But if securitization is done through tokens and stablecoins allow instant transfer at micro cents of the cost Those companies are inherently worth $0
We are having the strongest equity retail flows according to JPM Equity Research On an index that’s down 2% and Nasdaq down 5% Ah, okay
Could they be that much bigger than BOA, JPM and Goldman Sachs? I do know that they're popular with the younger generations but I don't know how much TAM is left
JPM is gunna drill silver for the next week aren't they
Who is buying these Rivians? Why is JPM so bullish on overpriced EVs in a weakening consumer economy
A simple 10% annual return will double every 7.5 years. In 2 years you would have around $7mil. JPM and Adams Funds have safe ETFs that can give you that.
You know the markets cooked when JPM is buying GME calls
Overall, great post. I would like to get your deeper thoughts on the ROI of buying NVIDIA GPUs today similar to your comment about A100s. And then another key question is how long can those unit economics last vs NVIDIA having a limited amount of time commanding this sort of power before demand tapers down? My advice on your positions is that you have too many of them. Personally I like to hyper focus on my best ideas and put the rest of the portfolio in an index as my hedge. E.g. Can you really say you’re a bank expert (JPM) and a healthcare expert and a tech expert and a china market expert (BABA)? Feels like you’re trying to be smarter than the market on way too many fronts, which should usually be a -EV battle for you.
Average price target for JPM and GS unloading to bagholders yea
Navarro calls Dimon a criminal. JPM tanking!
Rate my dystopian evil port: UNH, PLTR, TSLA, LMT, META, JPM
Slv thought it was safe but JPM just left to get more lube
JPM, master manipulator and rug puller extraordinaire
JPM and other banks committing sudoku for 3 straight days.
Interview with CEO of Saniona about 2026 after JPM meeting https://biostock.se/2026/02/saniona-krattar-manegen-for-2026-efter-stark-uppvisning-pa-j-p-morgan/ 💪💪🌮
GE Vernova because energy is the future. If you don't have energy nothing works. JPM because no matter what new technology craze there is, big tech companies will always need to borrow money. Both of these stocks play into everything while maintaining low risk and high reward.
Micron technology choke hold in memory and Ram will keep pushing prices higher and higher. Along with a recent bullish report by JPM on a potential AI run this year Micron is poised to do well if they execute properly
JPM casually swinging $10
One of the problems is mutual funds or etf's that hold all these companies together. As people panic and sell "software" funds, everything the fund owns suffers, regardless of how affected or not that company is by AI. The baby is essentially being thrown out with the bath water right now. In a quarter or two, investors/analysts will rerate some of these and they'll recover nicely. Until then, people are being overly cautious and taking profits in anything remotely connected to software. I agree w JPM in that it is a great buying opportunity for some of the these companies, only time will tell which ones.
Perhaps macro economic conditions? I have only been at it two months for this strategy but sudden market and or sector swings take me out. Sudden news - I sold JPM puts, then Trump announced the lawsuit, and Trump announced 10% limit and banking sector tanked, JPM got hit a little harder due to the lawsuit and it threatened my strike. I'm accustomed to either buying Options or selling 0DTE on SPX so holding for up to 45 days is a bit new to me.
My take is JPM only defending software names that’s been whacked….El Goog has actually been doing kinda ok through out the past few weeks massacre. .
"Investors rotating into hardware / AI infrastructure (Siemens Energy +5%)" This has been a better story than a fair amount of tech for 2-3 years now. "Where the money has been spent" has broadly been a better theme than "who is spending it." IMO, this started to ramp up again this year. MSFT -12%, GEV +16%/Siemens Energy +31% YTD after playing catch-up to GEV in the last year or so. "“Unforgiving software tape,” as JPM put it" Why will that change, really? You're going to get bounces but it wouldn't surprise me if AI starts to become like Amazon was for so many years for industries like drug stores, where every time Amazon announced anything healthcare related it would impact CVS/WBA. Eventually some names will differentiate themselves (NET caught up in the software selling in recent weeks, +15% this morning on earnings last night), but some won't. "AI-disruption fears hitting European tech" Buy real assets. What is "ai-adjacent" that can't be easily disrupted by it? There are going to be people with tech-heavy portfolios that have worked for ages and might not work as well going forward. Tech discussion on here used to be a much wider variety of names, now it's just largely Mag 7 (MAGS -2.7% YTD.)
Veeva listed twice, and rightfully so if you compare to a dinosaur like MDS/3DS (who comically still can’t even output basic .sas7bdat from CDS in 2026), but even then, that’s a big stretch when their first AI use cases in clinical data are at least a year+ out. Ultimately, they’re in an industry where the only meaningful progress they’ll make until regulators catch up is in non-clinical non-regulated use cases (study build, etc.). This reads more like JPM wishfully trying to drive the $180 ticker back to the high 2’s low 3’s.
How could Cloudlare not be on that list? It's usage increases as more agenic AI is on the web. That's a huge reason its up 18% today after earnings. This was not a surprise for people in the know. Whoever put this out for JPM is either regarded or is trying to deceive.
This list is bizarre. How the heck is Okta AI resilient? MS is under cutting them, commoditizing IAM. And AI means companies can hire fewer FTEs. JPM holding Okta bags obviously.
Before anyone agrees or disagrees, can we at least agree that whatever your baby is vs mine, JPM MAY have a vested interest in convincing retail what the latest takes are. Dimon is like ackman, he has no problem saying something is Jesus or plutonium, then playing the opposite. Caveat emptor
When im in NYC, I feel proud of being an american. Seeing all those american flags around mid town manhattan, that giant dick swing that is the JPM HQ building towering over the sky. NYC is the greateast place on earth, God bless America. However ... when im forced to go to houston, I feel shame. traffic laden waste land. this is not america. this is hell
They also put okta in tech category instead of cybersecurity. JPM is highly regarded
I am tired of this trading man. I am gonna create a pedo ETF and chill. DJT, CRWV, APO, VSCO, JPM, BCS, MSFT, TSLA, GOOG, H, PLTR, META
Yup. Rebound would have been so much bigger if there was still mileage. That Smash Crash Friday before last dragnetted half the leveraged suckers out there. Talk now is $150 by June, whose going levergaged on that timeline? JPM owns 4 months global consumption / 50% of annual mine production. They are the MM now. General commod melt up looks only decent play right now, or buy-and-forget small caps and pray for a quick economy turnaround before we all die of boredom.
Meanwhile, JPM casuallty drops 3% from hod and nobody blinks at all...
in other words, JPM loaded up on saas stocks on Friday.