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Oh, the mistakes I’ve made!

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Expect More Bank Failures as BTFP Expires

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Election year. Trump stocks and Biden stocks

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Election year. Trump stocks and Biden stocks

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$JPM JPMorgan Chase 2023 Q4 earnings call summary by ai

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$JPM 1,500% earnings play

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CPI Forecasts from Wall Street and Potential Market Reaction

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CPI Forecasts from Wall Street and Potential Market Reaction

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Economic Events and Notable Earnings for the week starting 01-08

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Thoughts for $BAC and $JPM Earnings Report 1/12?

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Could a big bank fail this year?

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The Current State of JPMorgan Chase and the banking sector

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JPM call ATM exp 2/2. would be my first ever call bought.

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Think the Bitcoin ETF Won’t Get Approved?

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Altimmune and Viking are the last two companies left for Pharma to FOMO into the Obesity market

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Altimmune and Viking are the last two companies left for Pharma to FOMO into the Obesity market

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Earning calls of lots of major financial institutions on Jan 12. JPM, BAC, WFC, HDB, BLK, …

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How is no one talking about $FSR here!?

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Lmao! JPM's Top Chartist. Bwahahahaha. False Information is released on purpose or No one knows shit. The Top chartist. Top Bank in the U.S

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$ACGX Thinly traded, Low Float Runner!

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Thoughts on my portfolio?

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Another financial institution crash incoming?

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Yet another financial institution getting saved?

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The Big One

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Banks look good at this point, and EWBC in particular

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We are at the top: “Now is an attractive entry point for long-term investors, says JPMorgan strategist.”

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Jamie Dimon to reduce his JPM stake in first stock sale since taking over as boss in 2005

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A Few Financials Rise Above The Rest

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JPM believes Bitcoin ETF will be approved before Jan. 10th.

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I wanted to try to invest in 10 completely random stocks to see if this beats the market in 1 year, so I asked ChatGTP...

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JP Morgan Earnings Beat is a Red Flag

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JP Morgan Earnings Beat is a Red Flag

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JPM has another quarter of record profits as net income surges 35% from last year.

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10/12/2023 - Put credit spreads to sell with highest return sorted by %OTM (DTE<21)

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Anyone has an explanation on this spike with JPM on Monday (oct 9) after hours?

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Upcoming Earnings Plays and Their Priced Move

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+233k destroying algos

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Goodbye Q3... JPM's GIANT collar trade dwarfed by.. the RETURN OF OUR WHALE 🐳

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JPM Collar

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Which Bank Is Fukt?

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Burry the Bear is right. Another Bank crisis incoming.

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Ryan Cohen investigated by securities regulator for pumping and dumping towel company

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S&P September Stats: headed for doom or potential for a rally?

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JPMorgan Chase Analysis and Financial Statements

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Why you should invest in J.P. Morgan ($JPM)

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I followed the “ if it’s good to screenshot, it’s good to sell” rule

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Why are big banks immune to bank run?

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$JPM sell-off coming?

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S&P 500 rally is showing signs of a bubble, selloff is coming - JPM By Investing.com

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JP Morgan Chase earnings report

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The Q2 earnings season for banks is not looking good:

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JPM Net Income Surge 67% YoY to $14.5 Billion

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Should JPMorgan buy Robinhood?

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My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)

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So… full port puts on $JPM ?

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JPM says this time it's different!

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JPM trading interface blows

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How is the Fed injecting liquidity into the stock market for dummies like me

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JPM. The US treasury depends on them

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JPM.... to big to fail

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!banbet NVDA 197.5c according to JPM

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JPM recommend bullish options bet on NVDA.... means they are selling the calls right? Yea nah, I will stay out on that one.

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We favor owning call spreads as a strong beat-and-raise from NVDA and positive commentary around supply could clear recent sector underperformance and could propel NVDA above its average historical move,” writes Bram Kaplan, head of America equity derivatives strategy at JPM.

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Yea by shills like JPM and GS. They also said when Oracle dumped to 270 the first time that it was a great time to buy. Just offloading bags onto losers since they got stuck at MSTR 400/Oracle 330.

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Lol Jamie Dimon is dumping Donnie’s precious stonkies cuz he said he wanted JPM investigated.

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Mate you have enough money to seek A+ tier, bottom of top level financial advice. For how much guidance you need, you could have a 2 hour sit down with a gold (not platinum) level financial advisor for fractions of what it would be worth to you in terms of the rest of your life. Take a long long long holiday and then seek proper, chartered advice would be My advice as an absolute financial layman but expert in handling life. I say “expert” but caveat is Im not an older guy, however I’ve seen every aspect of the spectrum except the really Shadowy elite. Grandad from GUTTERS to multi-millionaire, lifelong NHS mother, successful millionaire but vile and abusive father. Grammar school, state school and specialised school education (i did the rounds during school haha), can hold - and have had fruitful - conversations with billionaires, life long benefits claimants, wealthy drug dealers and wealthy stock brokers. My cousin works for JPM, Ive a friend in jail, another sectioned. My only male role model is in construction, and another in tech. We’re lower-middle class, but Ive been friends with lads whose parents are heroin addicts and others who have helicopter pads and mile long driveways with water features. Youre in pole position for a life beyond the wildest dreams of most people i know, but well within reach and realistic from another perspective. DO NOT RISK IT FOR MORE!!!!!!

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Research how circuit breakers work, and what it requires. We will not see a circuit breakers anytime soon, unless a literally world war 3 was announced or the collapse of a bank like JPM. Circuit breakers are fantasies, last one was 2020. Tell me, what would cause a circuit breaker this week? It’s certainly not NVDA earnings or data Thursday.

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Sell COIN, buy JPM become FUTURE

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JPM coin going to absorb all market share

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How much will JPM drop when the Epstein files are released?

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JPM money bags gang yeye 🤘

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I thought it was just treasury bonds, but that doesn't seem to be the case. "Trump's new bond investments span several industries, including sectors that have already benefited, or are benefiting, from his administration's policy changes such as financial deregulation. Corporate bonds acquired by Trump include offerings from chipmakers such as Broadcom [(AVGO.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/AVGO.O) and Qualcomm [(QCOM.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/QCOM.O); tech companies such as Meta Platforms [(META.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/META.O); retailers such as Home Depot [(HD.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/HD.N) and CVS Health [(CVS.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/CVS.N); and Wall Street banks such as Goldman Sachs [(GS.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/GS.N) and Morgan Stanley [(MS.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/MS.N).Purchases of the debt of investment banks in late August included bonds of JP Morgan [(JPM.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/JPM.N). On Friday, Trump asked the U.S. Justice Department [to investigate JP Morgan](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-he-will-ask-justice-department-probe-epstein-ties-with-bill-clinton-2025-11-14/) over its ties to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The bank has said it regrets its past ties with Epstein and did not help him commit "heinous acts." Trump also acquired Intel [(INTC.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/INTC.O) bonds after the U.S. government, under Trump's direction, [acquired a stake, opens new tab](https://www.google.com/search?q=intel+10+oct+stake+reuters&rlz=1C1GCHU_enUS1124US1124&oq=intel+10+oct+stake+reuters&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRigATIHCAMQIRigATIHCAQQIRigAdIBCDQyNzBqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) in the company." Source: [https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/](https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/)

President Trump's recent bond purchases: >[https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/](https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/) > >The maximum total value of the bond purchases exceeded $337 million, according to the filings. > >Corporate bonds acquired by Trump include offerings from chipmakers such as Broadcom (AVGO), and Qualcomm (QCOM), tech companies such as Meta Platforms (META), retailers such as Home Depot (HD), and CVS Health (CVS), and banks such as Goldman Sachs (GS), and Morgan Stanley (MS). Purchases also included bonds of JP Morgan (JPM). > >Trump also acquired Intel (INTC) bonds, after the U.S. government acquired a stake in the company.

That’s ok JPM called this the bottom for BTC, carry on, nothing to see here…

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One more for future earnings: JPM sees a massive increase in HBM4 next year, leading to believe Rubyn will be ahead of time

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Someone on the NBIS subreddit claimed that JPM raised its price target for the stock. So I go ask Google, and the fucking Ai tells me that "the claim is probably correct", and as a source it links me to the comment I just read..

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BTC was obviously topped when JPM gave that 170k price target a few weeks ago. They were desperate for exit liquidity.

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coming for JPM is really crazy though. that dog bites back, hard. good luck fruit lol

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Mango investigating Jeffrey and JPM links Jamie dimon gonna have to pump these equities to get off scotch free

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The tech weightings are worse than they were before 2022 occurred. If the semi sector unravels over a sustained period of time, it's not going to be pretty unless you're heavy in risk off. Even risk on ex-tech in something like GS/JPM/other banks gets blasted to kingdom come with days like yesterday.

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JPM pays me a hefty $6 dividend per share given their growth: 😩🫩🚫 NVDA pays me 4 cents: 😍🎉🕺

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After this. I'm going to full port my IRA into JPM. It's the only safe place to be. Indices don't get bailed out. Bonds are debt instruments. JP is the crook that runs this. I'm going to the dark side.

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Whale’s PR starts, per JPM Ai is not a bubble but opportunity

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Sounds more like they put out hit pieces on AI last week, the bought shares of AI stocks (which JPM did), and now trying to reverse the initial smear campaign they did to get things to head back up

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Yes boys we going down… choppers leaving JPM headquarters like we in Vietnam

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Data infrastructure: VRT Satellites: GSAT and PL No brainer: JPM Covid buy: MPC Next up? Entered ABSI and RXRX today on the heavy heavy dips, entered NRIX back in April. Biotech / drug discovery has been walloped, but these 3 have things going for them. High risk obviously / not investment advice

I'll look at MSFT below 500 and JPM below 300.

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This is one of those topics that swings between “doom is imminent” and “nothing to see here,” but the JPM note actually hits the middle ground pretty well: we’re not blowing up tomorrow, but we are drifting into deeper fiscal trouble over time. The U.S. can get away with a lot because of reserve currency status, dollar demand, and deep capital markets but none of that makes debt dynamics magically irrelevant. The part investors should focus on is this line: “There is a danger that political choices lead to a faster deterioration… leading to higher long-term rates and a weaker dollar.” That’s the real risk. It’s not some sudden collapse it’s a slow grind: higher interest costs, more issuance, more crowding out, and eventually a repricing of what “safe” even means. People laughed at the idea of the U.S. economy being overly dependent on AI hype the other day, but when debt is structurally rising and productivity growth isn’t keeping pace, you need some kind of growth engine… and right now the U.S. is leaning heavily on AI to be exactly that. You’re also starting to see more advisors telling clients to diversify internationally and add alternatives which used to be fringe advice, and now it’s coming from JPM themselves. Even some of the newsletter folks like Ian King Strategic Fortunes are pushing the idea that we’re moving into a multi-asset, multi-currency world as the dollar’s dominance slowly erodes. None of this means “sell everything, the U.S. is finished.” But it does mean the old 60/40 “America always wins” autopilot strategy is less bulletproof than it used to be. Slow problems can still become big problems they just sneak up on people.

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JPM 120$ PT btw

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Yeah. Also, sentiment needs to change. A lot of analysts were saying Q1-2 2026 was going to be when ROI on all this capex was going to matter; seems to have moved up quite a bit with the JPM analyst note a couple of days ago, combined with the sentiment on META's spend, etc.

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Everyone's talking about AI, but banks are rocketing without all the drama. JPM +34% GS +46% HSBC +43% BAC +22% MS +36% TD +51% Anyway, I'm bag holding a lot of tech. Hopefully, they will recover in the next few weeks.

JPM lick my balls and hold my calls

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If there is a terrorist attack on a data center, that was handling JPM, do we go to war?

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Did anybody argued relying solely on PE ? It is still a good metric to check the pulse of the market and indicate where we are in the cycle. My data is coming straight from JPM. Not sure what you're on about.

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The same JPM that launched a $1.5 trillion dollar fund one month ago? So they're trying to buy the dip. [https://www.jpmorganchase.com/newsroom/press-releases/2025/jpmc-security-resiliency-initiative](https://www.jpmorganchase.com/newsroom/press-releases/2025/jpmc-security-resiliency-initiative)

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JPM is like people who missed out buying Google at 150 and now want the dip to buy in. Remember kids, JPM is the same bank that did ok in 2008 crisis because they were too late on the MBS gravy train.

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>JPM has made me so much money. >My thesis for very long and constant building positions was simply after the GFC "which bank sucks the long slong of uncle sam the hardest." And my god look at that Jaime Dimon, thats a man who'll loosen his jaw for the good of the company. Rob his own grandma kinda man. >And man has it paid off. u/Brawmethius Lol I wouldn't go that far but yes, his relationship with regulators is very good. He is viewed as an elder statemen and he'll often have first dibs to help clean up any of the weaker banks that blow up periodically. Plus incredible deployment of capital, fortress principles, etc. Extremely good risk management. It's just a very well run bank.

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JPM employees belong in this sub

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I can't believe it took JPM 2+ years to do the math on how much ROI companies needed to break even. These are supposed to be the smartest guys in the market

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JPM has made me so much money. My thesis for very long and constant building positions was simply after the GFC "which bank sucks the long slong of uncle sam the hardest." And my god look at the Jaime Dimon, thats a man who'll loosen his jaw for the good of the company. And man has it paid off.

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Available just a few months ago: JPM: $202 ----> $322 +59% MS: $94 ----> $171 +82% AXP: $220 ----> $377 +71% Ber cries nonstop there are no deals ever in this market, tech is the only choice. Here are 3 buy and hold forever mega durable, high quality compounders that quietly keep hitting new ATHs. This won't be the last either. Plenty of incredible stocks are and will be on firesale throughout the year if you're looking.

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Rotation to financials, too. JPM, AXP hit record highs again.

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Morgan Stanley, JPM, AXP High quality compounders quietly hitting new ATHs. Buy dips of durable companies with dominant market positions and favorable economics. It's that simple.

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I would recommend you look into the services JPM offers.

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I recently bought Ethereum ($ETHA and $FETH) and Solana ($BSOL) during big dips in past couple of weeks. People are so down on these due to crypto sentiment but many large banks, financial institutions, companies from BlackRock to Western Union to Robinhood and SoFi are working on financial assets like stablecoins or tokenization of many assets from property to stocks, and even private companies. Here's more related news: >[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-11-12/jpmorgan-rolls-out-deposit-token-jpm-coin-in-digital-asset-push](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-11-12/jpmorgan-rolls-out-deposit-token-jpm-coin-in-digital-asset-push) November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM EST >**JPMorgan Rolls Out Deposit Token JPM Coin in Digital Asset Push** >JPMorgan Chase & Co. has started rolling out a deposit token called JPM Coin to institutional clients, a move that comes as financial institutions continue to broaden their footprint in digital assets. >The token — which represents dollar deposits at the world’s largest bank — allows users to send and receive money via Coinbase Global Inc.-affiliated public blockchain Base, enabling payments to process in seconds and 24/7, rather than in days and during working hours. >The launch follows a trial period for JPM Coin over the past few months, which involved firms such as Mastercard, Coinbase and B2C2, the companies said in a statement. The bank plans to make the token accessible to clients of its clients at a later stage and expand to other currency denominations, pending approval from regulators, Mallela said. It also intends to expand to other blockchains, he added. >Plans for a pilot period for JPM Coin, whose ticker is JPMD, were first announced in June. The bank has trademarked the ticker JPME for a potential future launch of a euro-denominated deposit token, Mallela said. >The launch marks a significant expansion of JPMorgan’s blockchain efforts and comes as global banks and large companies including Citigroup Inc., Banco Santander, Deutsche Bank and PayPal Holdings Inc. experiment with ways to use digital assets to make payments faster and cheaper.

JPM flip flops more on AI than I do on whether I prefer my left or right nut.

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I’ve been stuck on the same question—why the “smart money” is buying at these prices when all the bubble signals are flashing—so I wrote a full economist’s breakdown. It’s not dumb vs smart; it’s a rational, high-stakes fight between two “smart money” camps. The “Valuation Bears” (like Burry) see the crazy-high valuations and the “circular investment” stuff and are betting on a collapse. The “New Economy Bulls” (like JPM) are looking at the same prices and betting the entire engine is changing. They see the $4.4T+ market potential, cheap growth-adjusted PEG ratios, and permanent “moats” from high switching costs. The 13F data from Q3 even shows JPM and Kingstone Capital making equal and opposite $3.39 BILLION bets on Palantir. Total clash of theses. I just posted the full deep-dive analysis if you’re interested in the data behind the bull vs. bear case: [https://offtheclockguru.org/2025/11/10/ai-market-analysis-deconstructing-the-2025-paradox-and-bull-vs-bear-case/](https://offtheclockguru.org/2025/11/10/ai-market-analysis-deconstructing-the-2025-paradox-and-bull-vs-bear-case/)

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I almost got liquidated on Friday but luckily I called Sam Altman and asked for a job This counts as a “strategic partnership” and all of a sudden JPM approved me for a trillion dollars in credit

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I shorted Russian ADR called HeadHunter Group PLC $HHR. The ADR fully delisted in the USA and ADR has been terminated ADR program. The RR in Russia also terminated ADR program. The ADR custodian JPM also tranfer the terminated ADR to PCS group agent. Now I can not able cover legally and I don't need to cover my short positions. I requested my broker to remove my adr positions manually and ask them restores my account. My broker have not removed my position yet. Need your advise.

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JPM buying BYND calls. Whales seen loading for a $10 earnings pump

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10-20% confident. Anything beyond 40% is delusional thoughts. Realistically, it will miss the EPS by 0.06 imo. It may be driven up by byndtards but nothing else. The truth about those byndtards: 1) 90+% portfolio diversity is bynd. 2) They bought it at dips when it is red everyday. 3) They see '2)' and say "Oh, It shot up on friday closing." 4) 0% knowledge on invest while they are actually gambling. 5) "I did research." But all that research is coming from he said she said reddit. 6) They think JPM's 1.32m call is a good sign when it is not even a directional major stake for JPM and who knows they may exercise to cover the loss for paired calls/puts. 7) Out of many reputable analysts from valid institutions, they did not want to hear them. But, they decided to hear Peter Saleh's target price: $283.49 by next year just because it sounds good to them. Finally, 8) byndtards will downvote this comment and call me a bot. 🤣

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The truth about those byndtards: 1) 90+% portfolio diversity is bynd. 2) They bought it at dips when it is red everyday. 3) They see '2)' and say "Oh, It shot up on friday closing." 4) 0% knowledge on invest while they are actually gambling. 5) "I did research." But all that research is coming from he said she said reddit. 6) They think JPM's 1.32m call is a good sign when it is not even a directional major stake for JPM and who knows they may exercise to cover the loss for paired calls/puts. 7) Out of many reputable analysts from valid institutions, they did not want to hear them. But, they decided to hear Peter Saleh's target price: $283.49 by next year just because it sounds good to them. Finally, 8) byndtards will downvote this comment and call me a bot. 🤣

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Should have just bought JPM who is the only winner in all that

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JPM increased their position in NBIS to $158M in shares

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Not JP Morgan trying to calm the sell off, making sure everyone knows they are still invested by the millions in many of the stocks. We get it JPM, chill. Lol.

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I made $600 scalping some JPM puts today. Thank God I didn’t get greedy and hold over the weekend :)

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Isn’t it an age old investment wisdom not to listen to the big players? I don’t see it being any different this time. I don’t expect the bull market to end here. But if JPM says main street should buy, I might check whether there’s something I missed.

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Yeah when I saw JPM come out and say corn to 170K I knew they were hunting for exit liquidity.

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Thanks for whoever did the call out for JPM puts! 👍👍👍👍👍

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Just spoke with a financial advisor st JPM about OpenAI being able to meet its spending commitments. They told me "there was always going to be a shortfall in how much money they had" and to not worry about it. This shit is a bubble lmfao. What do you mean you know theyd never have the money? You're investing on information you know to be false? What kind of answer is that?

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Banks struggling to hold gains. Loading up on JPM puts here

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JPM wants you to buy the dip…but not so you can just become their exit liquidity or anything…

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Reverse JPM - they've flipped from doom and gloom (as the market rallied), to buy the dip (as the market turns down)

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Clearly JPM wants to sell

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Fuck Mr Dimon. Fuck JPM. Go suck Trump's dick.

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Im down 60% in the last 2 weeks, what money did they leave me with to buy the dip? Fuck that, I'm closing what little I still have open and sitting this out until the govt puts their big boy pants on and actually goes back to the office like they've been telling us to do for so long now. Until then JPM can get fucked.

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Sounds like JPM wants out of their positions!

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I don't know if the bull market's still charging ahead like JPM says, but its worth checking out the Bitget stock futures to see how the zero fees work irl...

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Think one needs a little bit of mostly IG bonds even if in a low cost ETF. Watching a recap of the ‘00s right now: Enron said they were “the smartest guys in the room” but stock went to zero as did their employees single stock retirement accounts with the firm. Then Worldcom, Tyco, .. Bear Stearns stock? What can go wrong? .. before their bailout and selling the carcass to JPM. It was a massive govt bailout that allowed stocks to regain from 2009 to 2012, bur what happens if a future govt won’t/can’t bail out a stock mkt?

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I went shopping today... Unexpectedly though. MSFT, AVGO, CRWD, JPM, GOOGL and a new forerunner 265 garmin watch

at least you can buy 0dte’s JPM won’t let me do stupid things - so my weeklies have to pick up the slack. . . but it’s so much easier to let them ride to 0.

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I can only speak to my experience on Wall Street. I worked for JPMorgan Chase. I'm pretty sure it was one of the biggest banks in the world when I was there. Chase was the consumer bank and it is completely separate from the structure I laid out above. Bank branches are where public customers keep their checking and savings accounts. Totally unrelated to what I am talking about. I also briefly worked in the JPM office on London Wall Street. So I worked on both Wall Streets and never heard of what you are talking about.

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I can only speak to my experience on Wall Street. I worked for JPMorgan Chase. I'm pretty sure it was one of the biggest banks in the world when I was there. Chase was the consumer bank and it is completely separate from the structure I laid out above. Bank branches are where public customers keep their checking and savings accounts. Totally unrelated to what I am talking about. I also briefly worked in the JPM office on London Wall Street. So I worked on both Wall Streets and never heard of what you are talking about.

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the price already dropped in August when they did the deal ffs and this isn't investing in fucking P&G or JPM either so putting that lens on it is some boomer shit like have you seen the way the market has been trading and valued the last 5 years? value stocks are down 20-30% while all the crypto AI spec startups are ludicrously overbought and pretty much everything PE backed on the market is high risk. We are literally talking about a company mining BTC as a business model ffs. What do you expect? 🤣

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BS... algo trading now dominates 99% of all trading and it is controlled by only a few trading firms (GS, JPM etc...) which can quickly coordinate among themselves. The SEC has been asleep at the wheel and irrelevant for 20+ years now. Last true genuine downturn was in 2008. Since then economic stats and everything else has been fine tuned to always have a plunge protection team (tm) on hand. The market is nothing more than a Mexican Novella with engineered "drama" to pretend it is still subjected to natural forces, in between Trump's tweet where his buddy, with prior knowledge of course, collect big on short term options. If the same analysis is made for the ups and downs of the current market.. it is all obviously fake just like in this story: [https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/a1kas/teacher\_asks\_his\_math\_students\_to\_go\_home\_and/](https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/a1kas/teacher_asks_his_math_students_to_go_home_and/)

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When does the new mayor lock the doors of JPM headquarters

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Out of the NASDAQ 100 components, 37 stocks are down more than 20% from their 12-month peaks. The average decline among these 37 stocks is about -32.5%. The most severe drawdown is TTD (The Trade Desk) at -66.6%, driven by broader ad tech sector pressures and macroeconomic slowdowns. Some others: LULU MSTR CHTR TEAM ....... Profit booking, estimates of disappointing ROI from AI investments (~75% failing), a softening labor market, and warnings from JPM and MS CEOs on policy-driven downturns are converging - Quote "global equity markets could face a healthy correction of 10% to 15%."

I have 12% in handpicked international ETFs, 8% in gold, 20% in defensive stocks(BRK.B, VZ, UNH, MCD, JPM). The other 60% is mostly tech and I am starting to pile up some cash.

We should start asking to JPM

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I have a watchlist of stocks i named "Evil Corporation". Includes companies like BLK, BX, LMT, RTX, MS, JPM, GS, XOM, etc.  Performing second only to the tech watchlist 

Bonds that yield a mere 4-4.5% pre-tax is AAA+, most of the safest bonds pays 5-7%. Most buy bonds because they have too much money in equity already. You should not worry too much about these folks, if they have 200K in JPM bonds, they are likely sitting in 20M in liquid assets.

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Europoors come in here to talk shit and then donate all their money to JPM LMAO 🤌 Too bad most of the euro bears I watched go to 0 deleted their accounts after

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The movie has a high JPM (jokes per minute) along with some absolutely hilarious lines. Just because a story ends on a sad note doesn’t make the humor in the middle any less funny while it’s happening.

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Will JPM actually pay me my dividend tonight? they skipped out on me last quarter

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I mean eventually JPM and others say it’s still way below where it should be

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JPM just upped their steak by a lot. Also LLY beat too which should mean that also best.

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KOYN. Looks like JPM took a sizeable position. I previously had some, but no longer wanted exposure to crypto/blockchain. I like the sponsor. He's been involved in a lot of spac transactions, and can more likely negotiate a reasonable valuation. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/19617/000001961725001052/xslSCHEDULE_13G_X01/primary_doc.xml

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JPM takes 8% stake in $HIMS

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>BREAKING: JPMORGAN, $JPM, IS REPORTEDLY CONSIDER REDUCING THE RATIO OF JUNIOR BANKERS TO SENIOR MANAGERS FROM THE CURRENT 6-1 TO 4-1. >HALF OF THOSE JUNIOR BANKERS WOULD BE WORKING FROM CITIES WITH CHEAPER LABOR, SAY BENGALURU, INDIA, AND BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA, INSTEAD OF BE… Puts on JPM's 3rd world traders working from a shack with no A/C and eating 3 potatoes a day

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JPM. I started with \~$2k worth in 2024 (at approx $37/share). Set to DRIP. And now, 21 years later, even though I've sold about $28k of my holdings over the past 5years, my holdings in that one stock are now valued at just shy of $70k

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JPM post recession will do the same as last time and acquire cheap assets to increase their footprint. They have like 100 billion in dry powder. They’re the bank to bet on during a recession.

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I have been telling people that you buy preferred bank stocks. I have JPM C paying 6%. I make $100,000 per year.

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Most firms don't bother with that and just restrict everyone to broad indexes or mutual funds. Some allow for preclearance, the thing is that's a huge administrative burden on compliance - and gets increasingly complex the larger the bank is. Someone like JPM or Goldman could conceivably have some tie to a third of the market at any given time.

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Because Larry Ellison scammed this exact way back during the original tech bubble? They posted an EPS loss and lied and said they have orders for 2030 that surely won't be canceled. Might want to get out now before this goes sub 200. JPM/GS shilling it every time it dips will only work for so long.

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JPM lowers price target for SPY to $5. Panic and sell everything.

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IPCX. Some big block trades. JPM also recently took a large position... https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2012318/000001961725001003/xslSCHEDULE_13G_X01/primary_doc.xml No position, but it looks very tempting. Could take a haircut in price due to revenue vs valuation.

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Lithium prices up... [https://cdn-ceo-ca.s3.amazonaws.com/1kg4kkt-2510%20JPM%20Lithium%20Upgrade%20on%20Higher%20ESS%20Demand.pdf](https://cdn-ceo-ca.s3.amazonaws.com/1kg4kkt-2510%20JPM%20Lithium%20Upgrade%20on%20Higher%20ESS%20Demand.pdf) $ARXRF will be up as well!

BABA, TSM, REGN, GOOG, JPM, GS, VST, 000660.KS, 005930.KS are the ones I would recommend right now.