JPM

Jarlaxle_rigged_it

man i know it's hyperbole. just saying certain people can make such decisions (maybe not alone), to a certain strong effect. Trump, Bessent, Warsh, Blackrock/GS/JPM CEOs can do all kinds of things if they want to silently pivot markets. and they probably do sometimes (after positiong themselves for it ofc)

Rare-ish_Birb

mostly at the end of the day when they have to settle with JPM

dpatel211

I just got a 90-day trade restriction on my JPM account, looking to take my talents elsewhere.

dpatel211

August will be the month I become a 🐻 (JPM won’t let me trade options)

R3dFiveStandingBye

JPM said 780 at 750, fuck dem back

jasperCrow

Remember when JPM said the “buy signal is flashing on equities” yesterday? 🤡

Stormedgiant

Looking at some JPM 355/360 Calls about 2 wks - 1 month out. The drop this monring makes them look tasty.

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

the GS & JPM downdrafts are from capital markets bearishness imo, i.e. fewer bond & equity issuances as ai sentiment cools off idk

avsfan0829

JPMorgan warns next round of selling will hit indexes beyond just single stocks: "Focus remains firmly on the AI/Tech/MOMO unwind. Key concerns include competitive threats from China — open-source models and DUV production, even as China SPEs are down again today — as well as circular financing and the role of leverage. The widening in NVDA CDS, as the receiver of capex with rising FCF, is more concerning than the move in hyperscalers’ CDS. We maintain factor hedges because crowding risk has not fully cleared on our books. It is worth considering whether another leg lower from here could come with a more pronounced pickup in index correlation." - JPM Market Intel

TipEmpty8429

JPM dumping not a good sign for later today

gainsusmaximus

JPM dumping?! Rate hikes a coming

imustbegthequestion

I love watching ballers go by as I wait to speak to my personal Wealth Manager. I love WFC. Calls on JPM.

based69daddy

bloom energy. smashed q2 earnings yesterday against shorts expectations and down 50% from ATH and 60% from JPM target.

Beanster_Yaya

It’s not the JP Morgan’s who are selling. It’s their clients who are selling but it shows up as JPM as Korea is a restricted market and said clients can only trade on Swap (JPMs name).

Shit-throwing-monkey

And Smurfett just got fired from JPM.

looool_k_libtard

JPM last week - don’t buy stocks JPM this week - buy calls, AI stocks at attractive levels Citadel - Warsh is going to hike tomorrow Bank of America - no chance a brand new chair hikes

thewimsey

That's true, although if you expand to today's top 20, you'll still find Exxon and WM and Cisco. And if you compare the top 20 from 2000 with the top 20 from today, you'll additionally get J&J, Eli Lilly, and JPM.

UnObtainium17

JPM has been one of my biggest holdings ever since i started picking my own stocks.. no d&d, just bought it out of the strength of Dimon’s performance during the 2008 financial crisis.

imustbegthequestion

Fucking JPM won't let me trade. Stupid app shut down.

BogleBread

GOOGL, CARR, and JPM. All held in my brokerage with a 7-10 year time horizon.

No-Improvement3164

JPM looks tired. 😂

ch0c0l8cake

Is everyone just buying tech and chips for a long term account? What about banks, (JPM) food (CMG, MCD), and day to day products you use (KMB)?

looool_k_libtard

JPM - “AI names attractive again”. Of course they are they got cut in half in a month.

looool_k_libtard

Lmao so citadel out of no where leaks that they think warsh will hike rates tomorrow, presumably a big part of the July massacre. Bank of America now saying no rate hikes expected, JPM says AI tech prices are attractive now. Thanks team.

TranzitBusRouteB

price targets are meaningless, JPM raised their price target on TSLA by like $150 for no reason besides they were involved in the SPCX IPO

imustbegthequestion

Real game starts in 6 minutes. When JPM doesn't allow trading.

overcomecome

JPM said the liquidation process in Korea is in it's final stages (75% complete)!

StealthWanderer_2516

I’m guessing she’s paid well at JPM, otherwise as our prophet Hawk Tuah showed us, you can easily commoditize this level of fame. She should start her own brokerage firm: Double D Cannon Commodities LLC

shanked5iron

Is this why JPM is at ATH?

NotTakenGreatName

Didn't know JPM had an office in Paris 🗼

stockinsight

JPM is starting to look overvalued near term. I am thinking about buying puts.

Sufficient_Habit5091

JPM absolutely crushing it.

Jumpy_Shoulder9043

JPM/Citadel walks all over 🥭 lmao. They control the market big boy.

ArnoldisKing

time to buy? only finANCE STOCK i own is JPM

Fhyzikz

Puts on JPM

Samjabr

Luckily I didn't buy GEV, but I'm also getting hosed because there were some short seller reports that came out against BE, claiming they were subject to supply chain weakness due to Chinese restrictions hilariously, JPM reaffirmed a $345 price target as the stock sank to $180 - Kill me.

Sufficient_Habit5091

So say I JPM make a loan to you for $10k. Yes I digitally print that money into your checking account. But once you actually SPEND that money and pay a contractor let's say, it has to show up on *their* account say at BAC. To do that you have to subtract from JPM's account at the Fed. Makes sense?

Luqt

JPM's average return measure graph over a multi year period shows that retail investors had some of the worst returns at an average sub 2% This highlights one of the most important topics of investing which is emotional management - those investors that bought at highs and saw the markets tank likely never entered again - because such a decline simply kills your will, as you see your money evaporate The OP's post raises a very interesting point about the cyclical nature of business and markets - the worst times to buy were when things looked really good, euphoric projections of revenue and earnings, new moats and unsatiable demand Doesn't mean you should time the market and aim for a "low entry point". It reinforces the need to have a strategy that can keep you objective - whether it is technical analysis or fundamentals driven by real earnings, these are what will enable attractive long term returns

SuperBearPut

My main concern is that the shorts are going to fight vigorously at the 2.70 price, where the shady management printed 37 millions shares and the sell price from JPM. I know that only represents \~12% of the free float, but shorts are all way green at the moment and I feel they're going to be emboldened to defend that line. Since I expect 2.70 to be a battleground, I am thinking of initially exiting after 2.50 and then re-entering after I see more shorts piling in. Looking at the daily SMAs, I only follow the three below. 50 SMA = 3.83 100 SMA = 4.60 200 SMA = 4.95 The gap down that occurred on 6/24 when the press release of the dilution occurred opened at \~4, which I would put as another wall to climb over. Catalysts include AVIS ($CAR) earnings on July 28th (Tuesday) and HERTZ pumping their earning with world cup activity. [https://newsroom.hertz.com/articles/article-details/hertz-data-reveals-surge-in-match-driven-road-trips-as-global-soccer-fans-redefine-u-s-travel/](https://newsroom.hertz.com/articles/article-details/hertz-data-reveals-surge-in-match-driven-road-trips-as-global-soccer-fans-redefine-u-s-travel/) If earnings are indeed good, I would need to see significant volume to give me any confidence that we can exhaust the short sellers. I've played a lot of these shit stocks and most of the time, the note holders are able to short the shares themselves. The very fact that HERTZ printed the additional shares to loan them out, tells me there weren't enough shares on the market for them to short. This lending arrangement adds another dimension and I am going to think a bit more about this one.

Beginning-Fig-9089

idk, i know theres benefits, but maybe its not where i am positioned. semis have already ran up, could be AI ROI is now in the enterprises they are currently being implemented across? for instance Healthcare and Financials have been looking better risk to reward, considering they can start unlocking the benefits of AI for business. earnings from GS, JPM, and BLK all pumped while semis dumped, INTC, AVGO, TSM

Significant_Speed854

Praying my dad doesn’t ask me this next time I see him who was a v long time JPM employee with entries as low as $15-20, watching it hit 350+

Samjabr

JPM raises price target on BE to $345 - 3 days later, stock drops to $185 🤔

Leading_Form_8485

I real winner today was JPM

IvoryTowerResident

LLY new market leader and new ATH for JPM

GoZukkYourself

The analysts have ridiculous price targets to justify the IPO price. The investment banks that underwrote the IPO, which most of the analysts work for, all made a lot of money on this. Just look at the earnings for JPM, GS, etc.

KittyLover-7

NVDA, The stock that barely moves now has somehow gapped up like this out of nowhere lol and no one can find news Guess some random trader at JPM just felt like buying huh

ADD-DDS

My JPM account got hacked and someone bought all those 0DTEs I swear. Can you do damage control??? This is WSB my brother. Hackers don’t do the damage… you do

dataCollector42069

Except crypto wallets always have the risk of being hacked. If my bank account is hacked, JPM has measures to do damage control. This is why I will always gladly up pay on traditional methods

tropicalia84

Donnie already had a handshake deal with black rock, JPM, MS, and GS to prop up SPX and keep crude low before he escalated Iran Now he can do or say whatever he wants without any worry about what happened back in March happening again

dpatel211

JPM API went to shit, prices aren't updating.

visionarymind

Decent volume on the 8/21 7,400🅿️ I’ve already forgotten the JPM☃️ collar trade levels That’s probably the floor though if this actually sells off this week NFA

rair21

It's sort of an arbitrary time limit. They've been pushing a "turnaround" since the new CEO came in, 25mos ago. They've made turnaround moves & acquisitions, but revenue has been flat or slightly down pretty much the whole time. I am expecting them to begin some rev growth within this 2 quarter time frame. Margins on Betterhelp are not great, but margins on their Integrated Care business are very good and this segment grows double digits. The fall from 300+ has everything to do with it being overhyped during COVID. Then they made an awful priced acquisition of Livongo (which became integrated care). They paid 18B for Livongo and now the entire company is worth less than 2B. So they have had huge goodwill impairments that have made their earnings negative while they actually are earning free cash flow of 170M. They have 1B in debt due in 2027, they retired half a billion in debt in cash last year. IIRC they have 700M in cash, and an untapped 300M credit line from JPM. The debt is manageable and they are cash flow positive. Their business is stable. The only threat here is that they don't find growth soon enough and their competitors gain on them, but they are MUCH larger than their direct competitors.

gainsusmaximus

Imagine, your a JPM pod, having to dump $4B nq futes on this middle east news, where do you move your stable coin backed perps, maybe btc?

JS1101C

JPM

Count-to-3

The market won't care about GAAP earnings. Just look at JPM, they reported a crazy number for similar reasons, market only cares about what their business is generating onna consistent basis and guidance.

trumpdiego

##JPM note: gut says they're goign to gamma squeeze the puts into close and if we get some fireworks over the weekend volatility will be back next week espesh with earnings (which will be good) but if CEO's show any sort of concern for gyna, we r cooked part 13 I am JPM

doodsonious

The financial institutions destroying trust? I haven't seen that since 18 years ago. And also, every point since. Actually, I'm being pithy there, but I really don't know why analysts keep giving these stratospheric SP targets either. Like, Jamie Dimon sucked off Musk publicly and got his fees from the IPO as planned, what does JPM care if it crashes now? Same with all these other banks, I can't really figure out what they get out of trying to pretend this is a company worth that kind of SP.

Ok-Sandwich-5472

Renaissance manages over $50B, but medallion is internal capital only and capped at $10-15b. I remember a few years ago when they increased the capacity to $15b, RenTech employees were taking out loans left and right - a friend at JPM said it was a total windfall. Renaissance has REIF and RIDGE, which are open to external investors and deploy totally diff models. Way inferior, beta +/- vehicles that institutional clients customize and tweak at their discretion (A lot of fund-of-ones and SMAs). And to correct the record here - it is correct to say medallion never lost money. Simon’s ran a discretionary / fundamental fund before medallion, which didn’t do great… but he closed it to start the birth of stat arb and mathematical modeling of assets / data science. Ai before ai was a thing…

Extreme_Lab_2961

Former and future Wendys employee discovers the 1 trick GM/JPM/Citadel dont want you to know

No-Improvement3164

Apple JPM MPC only thing at ATH on my watchlist and SPY $6 away. Craziness

MakeOSUGreatAgain63

JPM rolling out -30% memory downgrade projections after pushing a strong buy rating what seems like just 4 weeks ago Semis are fucked

longGERN

New election system will be to put money towards stock of choice: INTC, DJT, or JPM

vik556

Yes, I still think like big banks like JPM would be interested in the credit side on PayPal. Stripe would like the processing part. And Venom I am unsure.

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

TJX, JPM, PGR There are many hundreds of stonks to choose from dummy 

Altruistic-Put-1899

tbh I’ve been kinda tired of the whole tech/AI noise. Healthcare, staples, even some boring industrial names feel more interesting right now just because they’re less crowded and you’re actually looking at cash flows instead of storylines. I keep coming back to stuff like COST and JPM on the more steady compounding side. SN also stood out a bit in consumer because they’ve been slowly moving into more product categories. I saw their revenue breakdown on moomoo. still mostly appliances, but the mix has been shifting a bit compared to a few years ago, which was interesting to see.

Significant_Speed854

JPM?

SKUNK_WORK

i love JPM

Friendly-Profit-8590

Yeah. It’s why I detest messing with earnings but do from time to time anyway. JPM looked terrible premarket yesterday then pulled quite the reversal.

Clackamas_river

Cut your losses and go into something that moves. The worst thing you can do is stay in a bad trade. Get out. If you want safe buy XOM, CVX or JPM you will do much better. MSFT has zero chance of doubling any time soon.

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Still pissed the premarket predators made JPM go red just so they could buy cheap 340c and run it up at open.  Also pissed verified trader bot was too stupid to grade my banbet on JPM correctly so my perfect record is spoiled.  🤬

Comfortable-Clerk127

Better could have invested that 5k+ into Apple or JPM or SPY 760C for October

thisisjustascreename

BofA and JPM make about half their revenue from interest. But it's a very different type of debt from bonds.

ytown

JPM trading desk made $6B last quarter. Was a Wall Street record for minutes until GS announced $7.4B from their desk. They like this market lol

Worried_Quarter469

Was obvious JPM was going to beat with those sex machines and no fishheads

JReapercussionz

I had JPM calls before close yesterday and thought I was wrecked this morning, then ended up closing 5 mins after open for a nice profit. I’m now convinced ah means nothing.

Les7X

Why does companies worth hundreds of billions move like fucking pennystocks? I mean, look at JPM and IBM today

Apple2o

Another half million bet locked and loaded for BLK\\MS tomorrow after a quick 25 grand today from JPM/GS

orcassharks

Weird that IBM crash didn’t really impact rest of tech. If JPM gave this kind of dud announcement all of financials today would be deep red along with SPY. Part of me wonders if our retard market just has delayed reaction like oil prices.

PapaCharlie9

You tell us. Do you think JPM is now going to have a bull run, or do you think near-term profit-taking is going to put downward pressure on the stock price?

Sick0h

JPM earnings says rally continues idgaf how today ends

octopus_serenader

Wtf GS JPM and BAC get a pump but Citigroup drills?

StageSame4672

**Bank earnings printed heavy today.** Caught the JPM red-to-green with July 17 $340 calls. GS $1050s printed too. Taking profits now or rolling to August to avoid IV crush?

verified-trader

**BanBet Lost** — /u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays (1W - 1L, 50%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **JPM** ▲ | $326.80 → $331.00 | +1.3% | 2h | Lost |

d33p7r0ubl3

Guess who sold JPM at $300 😞

M13alint

As long as JPM ceases operation by Friday I should be only -70%

Apple2o

Sold my JPM and GS from yesterday for a cool 25,000$ gain Gonna pay off the convertible, praise be to allah

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

JPM was 325 in premarket. Buncha idiots and frauds.

AeneasKurtz

$JPM with the mother of all reversals. The 350C went from $0.01 to almost $1.50 in 20 minutes Imagine being the guy that sold at $0.01

PumpumClap

JPM is my first successful trade this month

M13alint

I told y’all JPM puts, you should have known to bet heavily against me

verified-trader

**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 0L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **JPM** | $331.00 (above) | $326.80 | +1.3% | 1h 60m |

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

!banbet JPM 331 2h

kemar7856

Waiting for JPM numbers

kaapooj

JPM >The significant items, each in the current quarter, collectively refer to a $4.6 billion net gain related to Visa shares in Corporate as well as $1.0 billion of gains on certain equity investments, of which $763 million was in Corporate and $263 million was in CIB. Results excluding significant items are non-GAAP financial measures. Excluding these items from second-quarter 2026 net income, earnings per share and ROTCE resulted in a decrease of $4.2 billion (after tax) to reported net income from $21.2 billion to $16.9 billion, a decrease of $1.56 per share to reported EPS from $7.70 to $6.14 and a decrease of 6 percentage points to reported ROTCE from 29% to 23%.

L0pat0

JPM and BAC both with definitive beats but both down. I’m blaming IBM for some reason

No_Zookeepergame_27

Algos selling BAC and JPM despite their beats.

ImJoeontheradio

Maybe a couple percent, but it'll get bought up. PE of 12 for most, little higher for JPM. Not much downside right now.

Ceyenne18

JPM actually has a solid history of beating expectations.

ThinkingOfTheOldDays

Gigantic revenue and EPS beat by JPM andddd she's a little red. 😭

Techmonk1234

JPM earnings time?