JPM

GoZukkYourself

JPM bought 5% of SOFI at the end of 2025 https://preview.redd.it/p0ltek17eseg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=460c98fda277e54869130df8df9734671cef173f

Future_Hyena2562

Everything mooning except for MSFT, PLTR, RDDT, HOOD and JPM. My biggest positions

Happy_Discussion_536

All the banks are scared to openly defy 🥭. Only one with the balls is Gigachad JPM CEO Jamie Dimon. >Several large credit card lenders contacted by CNBC on Tuesday said they had made no changes to their interest rates, but they all declined to be identified as defying Trump’s proposal. >“It would be an economic disaster,” Dimon said Wednesday. “In the worst case, you’d have a drastic reduction of the credit card business” for 80% of Americans, he said. >Dimon then said he had a “great idea” to help quell disagreement over the proposed card cap, suggesting that the U.S. government impose the pricing controls on Americans in just two states. >The U.S. government “should force all the banks to do it in two states, Vermont and Massachusetts, and see what happens,” Dimon said, drawing laughter from the audience.

AntoniaFauci

If M&A is your thesis, JPM isn’t really an M&A powerhouse. Large scale, that’s MS and GS. But if you’re feeling sporty, the leader in the underserved small & medium M&A sector is BRCC. That stock is about 80% off peak due to a delisting scare, but they just confirmed compliance as of yesterday. Could be a lot more coiled spring action than in MS/GS.

_hiddenscout

Steve Eisman was talking about on his podcast that banks should be in a good position if there is any banking M&A this year. He actually supports it, since it's getting hard and harder for smaller banks to compete against the big ones. I don't really follow banks too much, but one of the biggest valuation points for banks is price to book. Right now JPM is like 2.38, which is pretty high for the company average.

tired_ani

Really interested to build a position in JPM should the valuation come down. They are entrenched and I have never not been impressed by Dimon when he speaks.

AcademicStandard3701

No JPM back to $320 I bought the dip 😭

Brawmethius

Here is how this will go like it usually does: "we werent' committing crime, we were providing liqudity and depth to the market" - JPM "Oh thanks man" - CFTC

Artistic_Green_4157

JPM should be banned from participating in precious metal markets fuckers manipulated the shit for 8 YEARS they should be in prison and barred from trading metals

Lost_Grand3468

Yes, and my point is the entire financial sector is at risk over Trumps beef with Dimon. E.g. 10% credit card cap announced just after JPM deal for apple card and before JPM earnings call.

ETFBro4DaWinz

Well before April 9 when he tariffed the whole world, I sold positions. L-Day came and noone except China said or did anything. Everything bounced back overnight as if nothing happened. Im keeping some powder dry, but I just cant see the buy and hold retail crowd or JPM paper handing ther MSFT positions.

H6UEF4WU8X

JPM has been shorting silver for years, IN ORDER to buy. Two things can be true at the same time. They were fined over $900 million for manipulation of silver.

unhappyreach_

>“We thought the president was going to Davos to talk about housing and credit card affordability. Suddenly now it’s become about Greenland affordability" -JPM 0dte puts and let Donny do the rest

Zealousideal_Run194

For GOLD: This has been an upward trend since late 2024. People keep talking about geopolitical risk, but its contribution is getting less and less. Also, volatility is already beyond 1-2% a day if something happens. Like today, GOLD went up more than 5%. Considering its heavy stock price (GLD), its volatility is getting out of control. Nevertheless, central banks buying gold anyway. Institutional expectation was 5K this year, but you already see that it is just 200 dollars per ounce away. They will have to revise target price for GOLD very soon. For SILVER: It's better to talk about how much institutional investment positions were in "short". JPM and others bet silver price 15-18$ for the past decade, and they never thought China/India will ask real silver bars when options are due. China and India are two countries demanding real silver for a few years now. The trend will not stop since these countries start seeing that silver as strategic metal rather than cheap commodities. US also designated silver as a strategic metal. A problem is that silver mining capacity will not increase any time soon since other countries like Chile and Peru did not invest in silver mining maintenance since pandemic era. It will take time. COMEX in Chicago shot its own feet late 2025 by increasing limit for buying silver. As it tried to keep silver cheap, then it actually had to submit "real silver" to China/India at that price, and those will keep silver in their vaults. Shanghai silver market can keep 10% higher price than New York. The outcome? More expensive silver. US lost its governance/dominance on silver price because JPM and other big players thought that suppressing silver price can go on forever. Of course, silver can drop sharply compared to gold since the market size is only one tenth of gold (hence this is why JPM and others could play with silver price for decades). But once more buyers come to market and silver becomes heavy, it won't work like that any more.

ForTheYeets

JPM has Europe outperforming the SPX over the next decade.

GeneralRaspberry8102

There is no fuck up. He is just regurgitating “JPM is illegally suppressing sliver” conspiracy theories from the 90’s.

GeneralRaspberry8102

Nope. JPM is actually is long sliver and has one of the largest privately held stockpiles of physical silver on the planet… Maybe stop taking investment advice from silver bug conspiracy theory YouTube channels from the 1900’s?

Paul_Robert_

Calls on OP's blood alcohol content 🔥 Nice play though, I think we'll see a 🌮 on the JPM threats, and the rising tide will lift BAC's boat

BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

Averting down in: Meta, ARM, apple, NET, BTC Keeping eye on: JPM

Arrowhead_Pride15

https://g.co/finance/JPM:NYSE https://g.co/finance/V:NYSE Also verified on Morningstar.

Arrowhead_Pride15

V is growing faster, at a higher profit margin, with a much cleaner balance sheet. JPM has 300k+ employees, $4T in debt, and typically earns $13-14B in quarterly profit. Visa does about $5B in quarterly profit with 30k employees and $60B in debt, compared to $19B cash and $100B assets. Respectfully, what are you seeing that makes you imply that JPM has a better balance sheet than V?

BeneficialQuality899

JPM is better

desperato61

Please please please have JPM publicity list his failures as a business man

Pharmacologist72

Nana’s gospel — buy $hitty US companies and hold them for a bit. So, I am hodling JPM and AVGO. About $10k down so far.

DigUpbeat679

You are allowed to buy puts at 7100 on friday. 1) JPM sold off last week on good earnings (it did when I bought puts, maybe it changed) 2) The stock market is at 7000 (round number) 3) Long weekend. It's bad enough when it's just a normal friday with Trump. Trump is predictable and the market was at resistance, what do you think the outcome was gonna be. I don't know why you don't like making money?

shindiggaa

How do my JPM calls look?

orangeyougladiator

JPM won’t let that happen

gopoohgo

JPM will probably recover. The only real news will be when Dimon retires. Then I sell

Paul_Robert_

Damn, so what are y'all thinking is going to happen to JPM stock? The threats to JPM seem kinda insignificant when compared to the whole Greenland thing

Organic-Lie4759

JPM sure as fuck doesnt

2016KiaRio

Trump on JPM, EU trade deal, Trump tariffs on EU, EU $110B tariffs on the US, it's too much to be numb to. If you have calls on a high Beta stock, you most likely shouldn't open your brokerage app on Tuesday morning.

didkhdi

I hold RBC and jpm. JPM tripled and RBC doubled since I bought them during covid

noce96

Buy the AAPL dip. Not the JPM dip. JPM hasn't dipped enough yet.

Paul_Robert_

Probably referencing the recent threats that 🥭 made against JPM, which would probably make it dip on Tuesday open

IDrinkSulfuricAcid

I'm so fucking tired of buying these constant JPM dips

SuperNewk

Calls on JPM?

Happy_Discussion_536

QE is already back and public consensus is very solidly in the "printing all the time is good now" mindset. I would just stay invested fully. The chance of a legit black swan now is just very low. There are alternatives to cash that will scale with inflation like BRK, JPM that are sitting on enormous amounts of cash but still profitable that can take advantage of a genuine surprise like a nuke goes off.

Happy_Discussion_536

Come on you gotta try a little harder with troll like this. SoFi is one crisis away from bankruptcy while fortresses like JPM are going to get their pick of whatever is left of them.

GeneralRaspberry8102

Then why is placing tariffs additional tariffs on Europe and taking JPM to court?

Appropriate_Ice_7507

When you sue someone, you sue someone. You don’t say I’m gonna sue you within 2 weeks. Bet he is trying to create a dump and then him and his inner circle can jump in and then he’ll be like, “JPM the greatest investment banking institution in the world. I like Jamie and he is a good guy. The smartest and most competent guy you can have in wallstreet.”

Medical-Shoulder-337

If you’re not a major and unless you are a boutique firm with some serious expertise in an area, You’re basically WSB with some guys that hit Their ceiling at GS/JPM/etc You’re giving us a PR line, zero data where are the in trials, efficacy rates, etc, but on the plus side they have a “strategy” Turning literal shit into gold is so hard. A company that will succeed with this, will be very successful. Good luck, paperhands

lII1lIIl1IIll1Il11l

Trump is not going to 'fuck with' JPM though. He's going to ask for a bribe, he's going to get a bribe, and they all will carry on business as usual.

Quokka_One

I think trump has a point here: the power of organisations like JPM needs to be regulated on such topics

Personal-Walrus-3682

JPM can debank anyone they want. Trump is mad because: 1) Jamie Dimon wouldn't let JPM "donate" to the Trump ballroom because as Dimon said it, the bank is concerned with the long term and has to consider future justice department inquiries into bribery during the Trump administration. 2) Dimon openly supports independent FOMC. 3) Dimon understands that if you cap credit card interest rates banks just won't issue credit cards to poor people at all.

Paul_Robert_

JPM calls if it dips.

3pinripper

JPM shares Monday 🚀

onethreeone

He’s a narcissist who can do no wrong. So since JPM acted against him, they must be wrong and punished so everyone knows Trump was right

Ok_Structure1184

Buy the dip immediately. I just bought JPM on Friday.

Paul_Robert_

The response of other nations might affect it, but I have no clue. Also there's the JPM Chase thing

Drama-llama-dingdong

Time to buy some JPM.

afoogli

No his DOJ and commerce secretary can levy fines and penalties against JPM. He will just get a large settlement for his ball room. What is this discovery nonsense, you think they will fight this instead of settling

SkylarB02

I think the war on JPM is more bearish than tariffs on europe

grantern2

JPM puts on Monday?

Nay_120

Tariffs on EU countries and suing JPM for debanking him 😂 buy the dip opportunity just like that. Bullish on precious metals

rdr31

JPM vs DJT hell in a cell

rdr31

JPM 30% dip coming

Global_Mud_7473

This will not impact any of the JPM funds, that is a group of stocks of other companies that they sell, this will effect the stock of JPM itself

Worduptothebirdup

JPM stock went down substantially since 1/6. It’s up 1% today. I wonder if this is another market manipulation maneuver.

Small_Rip351

If JPM doesn’t just cave.

afoogli

JPM doesn’t understand now that his government regulates them. Just look at the media companies bowing down, even Harvard and top colleges.

music_is_gud

Anyone calls on JPM?

Paul_Robert_

JPM because he'll probably taco on that threat, and/or the CEO will capitulate/donate some money to him. RDDT solely because every time it dips because of tariff news, it recovers. ASTS because the core thesis hasn't changed

2016KiaRio

This is *so* a dump and pump for JPM.

imcalledgpk

One of the JPM funds has had the highest growth in my 401k for years. So it's understandable why he would love it. But now I hope you're ready to say goodbye to him, because his brain might actually explode from having to come to terms with this contraction.

Kachowxboxdad

Probably buy the dip, Dimon will cut a check and then JPM will be a partner on some other orange man admin program

BernoulliCat

If you ever read Dark Towers (great financial thriller FWIW) you’ll understand this is not new. Trump’s been tied up in shady banking relationships his entire career, so it’s not surprising JPM and BOA want nothing to do w/ him or his family.

pagalvin

What so funny about this is that he probably wasn't even thinking about JPM until he read the article (or someone told him about it).

Virtual_Secretary_98

Calls on JPM

Maverixk_

JPM put out a paper last summer discussing the reduction in said dominance. Are they a Russian bot as well? https://www.jpmorgan.com/insights/global-research/currencies/de-dollarization

Boston-Bets

[https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/trump-jpmorgan-chase-debanking.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/trump-jpmorgan-chase-debanking.html) PUTS on JPM on Tuesday?

Voliera

JPM pump and dump like intel or only dump?

Sick0h

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that JPM and Jamie Dimon are being attacked to hide that a week from now JPM will be instated as the new US Central Bank and that Jamie couldn’t possibly have been considered for Fed Chair or Secretary of the Treasury because his title is now United States Monetary Chancellor 

Paul_Robert_

If we dump on Tuesday, I'm buying ~30DTE calls on RDDT, JPM, and ASTS 🔥 Will have to sell my meta shares for a loss to do so, unfortunately 😞

looool_k_libtard

🥭 new tariffs on EU to get Greenland, suing JPM, and threatening Coinbase, all on a long weekend. So fucking tired of all this lmao

Internal_Field5970

I’m not worried about JPM who owns a fuckton of silver, one of the most powerful institutions in the world, and a company with a ton of their own Epstein blackmail 

Venice_LA

JPM about to fund a gaudy library lol

Paul_Robert_

Hmm, so JPM is definitely going to tank on the 🥭 threat, but I'm thinking it's a good opportunity to buy the dip... With calls...

Mihermano2002

If u bought JPM puts, ur gonna print on Tuesday !

iamwhiskerbiscuit

My opinion, Trump has activated the presidents working group on financial markets AKA plunge protection team (PPT). It's a mechanism for the US treasurer, the Fed, the SEC and commodities futures trading commission to put massive amounts of liquidity in the market and it's been suggested that they are likely colluding with large investment firms like JPM and Schwab to buy massive amounts of index futures to pump the market. It was created by Reagan to get the market out of a recession quickly. Their meetings and everything that transpires in them is kept confidential. And there is little we know about that they actually do. But like all things Trump has done, I'm confident he is pushing legal and ethical boundaries to elevate the market as much as possible. Trump has declared 11 national emergencys. It makes sense he would declare one when SPY dropped in April so he could pump the market all throughout his presidency through a shadowy and powerful market force unlike anything else. It also makes sense why JPM, for instance was predicting a bear market last January and after we got a 50/200 death cross in April, they continued to buy into a mechanical rally through all major SMAs up to new ATH and beyond despite a failing jobs market, near dot com level PE, mass bond selloffs causing black swan risk, trade wars and rising inflation from anti immigration legislation. A professional veteran trader I follow, Hari Seldon, who has a desk at JPM was asking. What the hell is JPM doing here? He pressed them for answers and more or less just got "we are cautiously buying into a mechanical rally". He said you guys are driving the market and they told him they weren't... Which is BS. Every legit trader knows that institutions drive the market and there is no way that the strongest market rally in history was driven by retail traders. They are pumping the market. And will likely continue to do so up until midterms.

mathewgilson

If you had replaced JPM with Andrew Left you’d be right on! His trial starts in March very interested in all the other names that haven’t been released yet!

JacqueLizzard

Nice summary. My thesis on this: With the international approvals I'm hoping Immunity gets to positive cash flow in about a year or so and stops burning cash. Given the market cap and looking at biotech Price/Sales ratios, Immunity has to become a pharmaceutical major to justify something like a ten bagger from the six bucks IBRX is at right now. The JPM conference presentation said they have a bunch of great stuff in the pipeline. The problem is the time to market through the FDA AND the potential competitive drugs coming to market in the meantime.

Thebaxxxx

Breaking: Jane street SEC probe discovers rampant market manipulation, finds collusion with JPM and citadel. Massive fines imposed and several registrations revoked, at least 4 arrests have been made. And the best part about it is that i made that up

Kachowxboxdad

I made $236.92 buying Klarna on dips and selling it back on pops Lost much more having sold a JPM put going into earnings That’s my adventure w financials this week

wrestlingchampo

From a retail investor perspective, I agree with you. However, institutional investors are a different animal. If youre a financial firm like JPM or Blackrock, are you driving the price of Silver & Gold, or are you losing money because of it? If its rhe former, no concerns. If its the latter(as my father believes, who is a large holder of both physical gold and silver), then why wouldn't you pump one of those companies to save your metals positions?

Ok-Educator5253

1% JPM? So for every 10,000 invested you have a third of a share of JPM?

Future_Hyena2562

I bought 100 shares of JPM on the dip this week and sold yesterday, made a gain but too boring. Bought a few ATM July calls that should print

thestudmffn

RCAT, JPM calls for next week!

Winterough

Those weren’t just allegations against JPM, two of their people did jail time over that.

d33p7r0ubl3

Got stopped out of my JPM calls the other day just for it to rip today

pmssa19

Kinda tired of holding JPM C315 bags and missing out the pumps

mrluckduck

I bought in JPM $315 calls by 2/20 when it was $311. Starting to make me nervous with this drawdown continuing but after hearing this maybe I'll hold

dvdmovie1

I am long gold etfs both gold and gold miners but I think what I don't agree with with gold is that those long it often get too caught up/all in. I can definitely see what I think is a reasonable path towards $5K gold this year and $6K in the next 2-3 but if things change I'll change with it. I remember reading people talking about how "the banks are trapped" with silver where it was at the highs over a decade ago. It took about 14 years to get back to that level. There were all sorts of allegations towards JPM regarding Silver during that time frame, but that didn't keep silver from cratering post 2011 peak and JPM is up around 630% since early 2011. So I don't disagree with the view of continuing to be long prec metals but I just think stay flexible/reasonable allocation and don't get too caught up in "the banks are trapped and have to deliver! The market will break!" kind of stuff.

ApprehensiveWar946

Revenue jumps 700 percent. Did you listen to the JPM conference today?

Happy_Discussion_536

You're retarded. It didn't ban anything. JPM literally on their earnings yesterday said they're going balls deep on tokenization.

Negative_Win_5117

I hate JPM which is why invested in them. Same thing with PLTR.

bigmeatbag

Why they even asking Jamie when he's going to leave? Dude gonna be at JPM stacking that cash and fat bonuses until he dies.

hallett21

Can we start a rumor that Sofi is being bought by JPM or something.

Slow-Information-847

People!!! Silver is the future!!!! No matter how many time JPM tried to flash crash it, it just recovers in a single day and move higher. We are not at the top

selfemployedsince16

I don’t love when JPM use paper leverage to manipulate metals nor do I like it when anyone does. Puts and calls and the 375 paper ounces that exist to each one of physical is ludicrous. I hope the fires come and the metal stays.

CFDsForFun

Having read your comments, I’d go maybe WMT, JPM and maybe a REIT? Stuff not tech related