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Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
CPI, Earnings and the return of the corporate bid
Earnings week watchlist, can't stop staring at TSM next Thursday
$HTZ DD: The $3 wall is structural, not sentimental
BNPL Degen Returns: Why $KLAR will double from here
Iran Headlines, 19 Fed Speakers and Quarter-End Flows Put SPY Under Pressure
JP Morgan gives IREN a double upgrade
$DELL — Am I crazy or is a $20 call actually a steal going into earnings?
NVDA Confirms the Memory Bottleneck, PCE Stays Mechanically Hot & Positioning Turns Bullish Into Jackson Hole
Just handed 100k to my trading agent after running evals
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - August 12, 2026 📈 📉
Hookers (304) and blow. I checked my clock and it said it’s that time
Capital One ($COF) says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 28, 2026 📈 📉
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If hyperscalers like MSFT, ORCL, META, AMZN, etc are down 30-40% semi conductor stocks can’t continue to go up! Says JPM’s Chairman of an investment Strategy Michael Cembalest.
How to pump WEN renevue for free and get some free food in the process
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - June 25, 2026 📈 📉
SpaceX signs computing power deal with open-source AI startup Reflection worth up to $6.3 billion
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - June 17, 2026 📈 📉
Four different Fiserv ($FISV) insiders just bought over $1M in stock on the exact same day.
I pulled this tape from Friday. It reads like a Bay Street directory.
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
$500 to $5mil Project - NKE $50C Jul17 + ABT $100C Jul17 - Full DDs
The Story of Foxtrot: A Messy Private Restructuring Highlighting Successor Liability Questions
WSB Weekly Outlook | The Week Ahead (6/1/26 - 6/5/26)
AI trade is carrying the entire market on its back again.
JPM boss lady Hajdini counter sues banker Rana for defamation and ruining her life. Also her role is at JPM is "VP of leveraged finance".
Has US Justice system become bribe operated? JPM Research shows, Trump DoJ terminated without prosecution, around three times as many cases of fraud than prior administrations. There was also about 90% increase in terminated cases for white-collar and organized crime.
DD: SK Telecom ($SKM) Gives A Free Stake in $4T Anthropic. Short-Dated Calls
I have a list of energy/industrials companies but each one has their flaws.
Fuck Al - I have a list of energy/industrials companies but each one has their flaws. Would value your perspective.
Wanting to get sexually harassed at JPM is back on the menu!
Calls/Puts on JPM. Bubble About to Burst
POV You’re a new hire at JPM and your manager wants to discuss the terms of your promotion
JPM dude sneaking out of the boss's office after being forced to see cannons
JPM Exec Allegedly Turned a Broker Into Her Personal Sex Slave
Jamie Dimon warns of ‘some kind of bond crisis’ ahead as global debt risks build
NRED at $37M EV vs a Potential 3.3B lb Copper System - Why the Market Might Be Early Here
Updated - J.P Morgan's Top Stock Picks for 2026 - +7.40% YTD
Every $0.50/lb Copper Move Adds $1.85B to a CMM-Scale System. Here Are the Levels.
JPM beat, Citi beat, and the reactions were different. Is earnings season mostly about expectations now?
Are we here yet? Bear huddle 🌈🐻
JPMorgan cites complex economic risk, downward revision for 2026 guidance
My perspective on oil prices from now until the end of 2026. Information compiled from multiple reputable news sources
The Strait of Hormuz Premium: Why the Tape is Trading on Vibes, Not Volumes (CPI 3.3% Breakdown)
Dealing with some regret amidst "missed opportunity" to have invested more a month ago and in the past few weeks. Any constructive thoughts?
Do you think the guys at JPM are worried right now?
Looking to expand my stock picks...are AMZN, PEP and MCD good picks?
Markets are glowing green today… but is this the calm before something bigger?
Xtreme One Entertainment Secures Temporary Restraining Order Against Lender Williamsburg Venture Holdings, Halting Alleged Fraudulent Transfer and Sale of $XONI Stock
Big bank earnings are coming up and prediction markets look pretty bullish on the group
Market Screener: BAC, JPM, and MRK looking cheap? 📈
Where can I track BofA / JPM / GS index targets (S&P 500, Gold) in one place?
Where can I track BofA / JPM / GS index targets (S&P 500, Gold) in one place?
Dow Jones & NASDAQ Composite close in -10% correction territory
Dow Jones & NASDAQ Composite close in -10% correction territory
$GRAB: The "Super App" Finally Breaks Out of its Cage
An Exodus of Money Endangers Wall Street’s Private-Credit Craze
Morgan Stanley restricts redemptions at private credit fund after withdrawals surge
CRCL 150 6/18/26 Calls I forgot I had
Sky Harbour Group (SKYH) Update: Asset-Level Inflection, Debt Arbitrage, and Valuation Upside
Sky Harbour Group (SKYH) Update: Asset-Level Inflection, Debt Arbitrage, and Valuation Upside
The Payrolls Bomb, the Oil Shock, and the Wall Street Shouting Match That Followed
HIMS Leadership Just Pulled Off the Greatest Corporate Bear Trap in Modern Healthcare History 🚀🐻
Honest question: what's your actual process for forming a rates view before a Fed meeting?
What to Invest in from the following - portfolio breakdown I want to diversify from Tech
Looking for a calculator/ website to tell me the approximate closing price of proprietary mutual funds ahead of the close
JPM Earnings: Big Profit, Big Warning
JPMorgan says Trump’s $5 billion suit 'Falsely’ includes Dimon
Mentions
Woke up feeling cute and generous. Checked $HOOD and didn't even bother with $JPM nor $WFC. Print. I feud the best course of action was to expense $35.00 USD as lunch donations at my local Wendy's.... She says they: "Drop dem tendies, fresh!".
JPM is involved in AI investments
JPM is a power house and not going anywhere. Buy the dip.
It's possible. JPM got got by that chick for overstating users
When the hyperscalers starts acquiring smaller company due to insolvency, thats when the bubble pops. Kinda like JPM buying Stearns and BOA buying Merill.
Based on JPM I’m not touching banks.
JPM, COF, and GS aren’t sexy tech trades (so most traders will probably ignore them), but they all look poised to recover from recent dips.
Can't he just send the marines to the JPM, Blackrock etc. headquarters and switch the algos to buy?
JPM was like ‘everything is coming up money’ and also ‘our customers are resilient but also they’re maybe spending less this quarter’ followed by ‘I’m not going to point out any particular deals, but we don’t need to chase yields’ And later in the day, announces they’re underwriting the real estate and electricity portion of a 5 billion dollar ai buildout in Europe, only underwriting 1.3 billion with GS, refuses/declines to underwrite the nvda chip portion of the buildout of 3+ billion. A half hour later, nvda announces that they’re going to announce an investment of 2 billion dollars in ai in Europe this week (notice it’s also not the full 3+ billion, if these are the same facility) And then some enron celebrity mentioned Micron is obviously the best because their future pricing on memory contracts is ‘reasonable’ while competitors are extortion’ but in business speak this means they’re lowering future prices already and future earnings will be lower margin/lower profit
$RBLX PT raised to $53 from $40 at $JPM - keeps Neutral rated
Every time Jamie Dimon is warning or lecturing, it's either to distract about something negative that happened at JPM or a mistake he has made. He strategically smears his own shit stains on other people and then talks about how stinky they are.
Yes, he is. These are his thoughts on the matter about where the risks are in the market. As the CEO of a holding bank, it is his job to mitigate risk. He is also stating that this is not investment advice, which is how people on Reddit tend to read it. It’s, informative stuff, but clearly doesn’t change the asset allocation of the wealth management side of JPM. His incentive is to stay the wise shepherd of one of the largest banks on Earth. As such, he is doing an amazing job and his insights are read by all. They are usually very good points.
Is JPM? These banks are more exposed to AI than most people's portfolio.
JPM should be way lower, all things considered
JPM and GS refusing to underwrite loans for overpriced chips
JPM and GS underwrite 1.3 billion (real estate) portion of 5 billion dollar loan at 11%, refuse to underwrite 3.3 billion dollar loan on nvdia chips. For a location in Norway. Later: nvda announces upcoming 2 billion dollar ai investment in Europe this week.
$META Muse, mouse, all media show up before earnings, and ump stocks when cash flow negative after big spending, no ROI. Let’s see how earnings pain spread like banks today $JPM $C $WFC $GS etc
Am I reading this right? JPM had a double miss and yet is green? It's just perfectly aligned with the movement of all the other financials in the sector? Earnings dont mean jack shit any more, its purely about the metanarrative now
JPM miss but green. Makes me think real expectations are met.
The bank bit is the one I'd actually pay attention to today, since JPM, WFC, GS and Citi all reported this morning. "Oversold and cheap" doesn't mean much if the reports show provisions climbing. Banks trade on net interest income, credit costs and guidance way more than the EPS headline, so a beat with a soft NII outlook can still go red. If the calls sound fine on consumer credit and NII guidance holds up with the Fed hiking again, then yeah, the cheap-valuation case gets stronger. If provisions jump, cheap gets cheaper. I'd let BAC and MS tomorrow fill in the picture before reading too much into one morning.
Were you able to read through the JPM earnings release yet?
better than expected guidance from JPM
JPM miss earnings Extremely high leverage punishments soon
Stonks, bonds and so on. Basically JPM saying "if we ignore our core business we're doing fine".
What happened I heard that JPM was cooked and the market is going to crash
What exactly are paper security losses? From JPM: Excluding $658 million in paper securities losses, the bank earned $5.75 per share.
delta, JPM, wells fargo misses b2b2b no bueno
Insiders been dumping JPM since last year at least, wise to get out
WTF is this JPM behavior?
Why is JPM pumping on a miss lol
Hands up if you bought that JPM dip
No,but multiple pharmaceutical companies are searching for a cure for JPM.
holy JPM what just happened
it seems JPM found cure to cancer lmao
Wait did JPM just V to green? LOL
Well at least my JPM put us in the money. If VIX don’t wake up today I’ll never trust bears again
JPM to be renamed Just Put it in Me
JPM just keeps tanking after a slight move up woah
JPM crashing what a surprise, this stonk always dumps on earnings idk why it's a great stonk
JPM crashing what a surprise, this stonk always dumps on earnings idk why it's a great stonk
It would appear Big Lorna's cannons could not save JPM. The poor fish head children will suffer
It's said that when things go wrong the banks are the first to show signs of stress JPM missing earnings in this encironment is concerning
No matter how stupid you think we are, just remember, JPM missed during the most corruption friendly administration of our lives
JPM Adj. EPS: $5.75 vs. $5.90 est. (MISS) Reported EPS: $5.57 Revenue: $50.17B vs. $51.22B est. (MISS) Net Income: $15.31B Net Interest Income: $27.10B ROTCE: 17.0% Credit Loss Provision: $2.74B
I always misremember the ceo of JPM as Jamie Morgan. I dunno why.
JPM. I'm ok with burning the money since they're lottos, but if the rest of the market drops big (and not the banks), I would feel a little sour about it.
Lookin at JPM post earnings, maybe I’ll apply for an internship….
Major earnings expected before the bell on Tuesday include: * Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) * JPMorgan Chase (JPM) * UnitedHealth (UNH) * Citigroup (C) * Wells Fargo (WFC) * Albertsons (ACI) * Domino's Pizza (DPZ) * Goldman Sachs (GS)
How dumb am I for grabbing 1000 shares of JPM today
Do you think JPM’s presenter will keep a straight face when they talk about construction loans tomorrow?
How are feeling about JPM tomorrow?
Just use a treasury ETF - VBIL, SGOV, USFR. Or buy VUSXX in a JPM brokerage account.
JPM is interesting. earnings tomorrow morning.
JPMorgan (JPM): ~7:00 AM ET; call at 8:30 AM ET. JPMorgan Chase Wells Fargo (WFC): ~7:00 AM ET; call at 10:00 AM ET. Wells Fargo Newsroom Goldman Sachs (GS): ~7:30 AM ET; call at 9:30 AM ET. Goldman Sachs Citigroup (C): ~8:00 AM ET; call at 11:00 AM ET.
Right now for trades, I like longer dated calls (12-24 months out) on GOOGL AMZN AVGO JPM & WFC. I will sell way earlier than expiration (at the latest 1-month out). First, the thesis for GOOGL AMZN & AVGO is simple, earnings growth and they have all pulled back nicely. Second, the thesis for JPM & WFC is they are poised to manage rates, grow earnings, and they have pulled back nicely. Third, is a retard trade for the bois, buying 6-18 month dated puts on BRENT (crude oil) into $110-115 (targeting $95-80 strikes) and dca sell the dip. My risk management strategy for this trade is to (stop loss) sell if BRENT breaks out of it's ever growing "cup & handle" on the daily chart dating back to the start of the war on Iran, so \~$122 range (just need to watch it if/when it happens) if you're fine taking the risk. Note: This market is hard to trade, but if you MUST trade options, longer dated options have less risk, can be sold in short duration and solid returns (for this environment) when managed correctly. Don't try to be a hero. God speed.
JPM has been most proactive about rolling up their lines of credit on personal and business lines over the past two years and dimon’s trust has been selling off shares consistently last i checked. I would like to be bullish on them but I’m not confident. Very interested in their results in particular
I’m here for it tbh. MS and JPM may be slightly better buys, but I like SCHW for its margins.
Yes, but I bought a bunch of XOM 2-3 years ago, im up 50% and its been paying 3% per year while doing it. Just because something isn't leading doesn't mean its not a solid investment. JPM is also up 100%. Do some degenerate trading if you want, but not with your entire portfolio.
SOFI feels so held down from JPM and the other big boys. Good earnings each time, yet the stock idles below 20
Imagine being the bank that gets to kick off earnings season. No pressure, JPM 💀
The dude that got harassed by the JPM Lady
noticed the implied move for $JPM listed as 3.58% – that’s pretty tame. in the past a 4‑5% implied move on a bank once exploded into a 12‑15% gap after earnings. i’ve been looking at a modest paper put to protect if the market swings out of the 3‑4% range. might be a decent hedge for a long position.
yes I usually don't play bank earnings for that reason. I mean premiums aren't even bad usually IV for a couple months out is like 25% which is cheap but they don't move enough to justify a play honestly. I played calls and puts on JPM post earnings a couple times tho
idk it's in the name. I think last time JPM poots printed but I forgot, I don't play banks earnings
JPM? enh, sure Stanley? enh no. MS has been struggling, lagging even
Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, JPM, are looking good
Calls. I bought $10 worth on $HOOD. Still probably add exposure on JPM and WFC. Maybe CashApp too.
SPY $767p tomorrow. Also I made a ton of TLT, JPM. Feel like a boomer.
FUCK I gotta pay late payment fee coz JPM didn't process my autopsy? PUTS! :screech: :screech:
I got 300 more JPM today cuz imma bitch
When Fed want higher interest rate & collapse economy even remain silent at 10 yr 5.33%, all media appearances AI-vibe collapse next. At extreme high leverage debt, options gambling is routine nowadays. Q3-earnings time start with banks just days away, $C $BAC $JPM $GS $MS $XLF
Low PE? Not utilities. Maybe finance companies like JPM
For breakfast at the $ JPM $WEN dumpster begging behind gate D13... We have Gourmet bacon and Ribeye Corned Beef Sandwiches with a Tuscan Olive Oil, Champagne Rosé Reduction AU Jus with Shaved Harvati & Dill. *webull step back... @Citadel knows you can't afford this. How did you even buy a ticket? Spirit-Frontier Airlines? Figures. Where are you going? Destin? Figures. Well, enjoy your fight. Imma fly in any other direction cause you are definitely a Nimrod. Translation: biblical strike from lightning because your wouldn't take God's page and Noah was getting tired of waking up Raphael.
Same with Jamie Doom-on. Bro gets on camera and warns about yields continuing to go up. Yet, JPM’s trading desk is loading up on Treasuries.
**The discussion around an impending economic downturn or a stock market "everything bubble" centers on specific macroeconomic and valuation metrics.** While traditional data like Gross Domestic Product (GDP) continues to show steady growth (around 2%), critics argue that current asset pricing has drifted heavily from economic realities. \[1, 2, 3\] Below are the primary technical indicators used by analysts to argue that the U.S. economy faces hidden recessionary friction, alongside specific valuation tools pointing toward a historic market bubble. **1. Indicators of Hidden Recessionary Friction** While the U.S. has not officially entered a technical recession (traditionally marked by two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth), specific leading indicators track underlying economic weakness. \[4\] **The Sahm Rule Volatility:** The [Sahm Rule Recession Indicator](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/SAHMREALTIME) triggers when the 3-month moving average of the unemployment rate rises 0.50 percentage points above its 12-month low. While it spiked earlier, it sits around **-0.07% to 0.00% as of late 2026**. However, the newer **Scavette-O’Trakoun-Sahm-style (SOS) Indicator**—which tracks *insured* unemployment claims—continues to signal caution regarding labor market deceleration. \[4, 5, 6, 7\] **Corporate Credit Spreads & Debt Roll-Over:** Private corporate debt has reached record levels. Because interest rates remain elevated, companies can no longer easily roll over expiring debt into cheap new loans. Rising default rates in private credit signal that the restrictive monetary environment is squeezing businesses from the bottom up.\[2, 8\] **Vanishing Equity Risk Premium:** The extra return investors expect for holding stocks over safe government bonds has completely flattened or turned negative. This structural imbalance indicates that investors are taking on extreme equity risks without receiving the historic "safety premium" over risk-free U.S. Treasuries. \[1\] **2. Indicators of Market Overvaluation & "Bubble" Territory** When analyzing whether the stock market is experiencing a speculative bubble (specifically driven by the Artificial Intelligence and technology arms race), macro-valuation metrics have reached levels seen only once or twice in modern history. \[2, 9\] **The Shiller CAPE Ratio (Price-to-Earnings):** Developed by Robert Shiller, the Cyclically Adjusted Price-to-Earnings (CAPE) ratio measures today's stock prices against 10 years of inflation-adjusted corporate earnings. The S&P 500 Shiller CAPE ratio sits at roughly **41x**. This is more than double its historical average of 17x. In 145 years of data, it has only been higher once: at the absolute peak of the **1999 dot-com bubble** (44.2x). **The Buffett Indicator (Market Cap to GDP):** Warren Buffett’s preferred macro-valuation model divides the entire value of the U.S. stock market by annualized GDP. It currently reads at an astonishing **237% to 244%**. Historically, a reading between 70% and 90% represents fair value. The current level is about 2.6 standard deviations above its long-term trend line, indicating extreme historical overvaluation. **Skyrocketing Margin Debt:** Speculative bubbles are funded by leverage. Total FINRA margin debt (money borrowed by investors against their portfolios to buy more stock) surged to **$1.1 trillion**, making up a highly volatile slice of total S&P 500 market value. Highly leveraged markets are highly sensitive to sudden downward shocks. **Capex Concentration Risk:** A core fundamental metric of a bubble is capital expenditure concentration. Historically, massive "hyperscaler" tech companies spent 4 to 5 cents of every dollar on infrastructure capital expenditures. Today, that capital expenditure has accelerated to **40 cents per dollar**. If the monetized Return on Investment (ROI) of the AI infrastructure expansion fails to match Wall Street's lofty expectations, it threatens to trigger a sharp contraction across the tech sector. \[1, 2, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18\] **Core Technical Comparison** **Valuation Indicator** **Historical Norm / Fair Value** **Late 2026 Reading** **Historical Precedent** **Shiller CAPE Ratio** \~17x **\~41x** Exceeded only by the Dot-Com Peak (44.2x) **Buffett Indicator** 70% – 90% **237% – 244%** All-time historic record high **FINRA Margin Debt** Modest relative to cap **$1.1 Trillion** Record high funding speculative leverage Are you trying to evaluate these signals to **rebalance a retirement portfolio**, or are you looking to use these indicators for short-term **options/shorting strategies**? Let me know so we can model the right risk framework. \[1\] [https://thehub.ca](https://thehub.ca/2026/05/29/the-everything-bubble-a-twice-in-145-year-valuation-peak-with-no-place-to-hide/) \[2\] [https://www.reddit.com](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1wzdr0a/why_do_people_keep_spouting_its_a_bubble_when/) \[3\] [https://www.morningstar.com](https://www.morningstar.com/business/insights/blog/leading-recession-indicators) \[4\] [https://www.td.com](https://www.td.com/ca/en/investing/direct-investing/articles/recession-indicators) \[5\] [https://fred.stlouisfed.org](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/SAHMREALTIME) \[6\] [https://www.richmondfed.org](https://www.richmondfed.org/research/national_economy/sos_recession_indicator) \[7\] [https://tradingeconomics.com](https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/real-time-sahm-rule-recession-indicator-fed-data.html) \[8\] [https://www.theglobeandmail.com](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/investing/markets/markets-news/motley/3809532/history-says-these-3-warning-signs-precede-major-stock-market-crashes-all-3-are-flashing-red-right-now/) \[9\] [https://www.theglobeandmail.com](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/investing/markets/stocks/JPM/pressreleases/4868726/the-market-just-hit-a-risky-milestone-history-says-investors-should-make-this-1-move/) \[10\] [https://www.currentmarketvaluation.com](https://www.currentmarketvaluation.com/models/buffett-indicator.php) \[11\] [https://fortune.com](https://fortune.com/2026/04/19/what-is-the-buffett-indicator-stock-market-crash-overvalued/) \[12\] [https://www.gurufocus.com](https://www.gurufocus.com/stock-market-valuations.php) \[13\] [https://www.chamberlinfinancial.com](https://www.chamberlinfinancial.com/blog/the-shiller-cape-ratio-what-it-means-and-why-its-flashing-red-in-2026) \[14\] [https://finance.yahoo.com](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/this-stock-market-indicator-just-flashed-a-warning-not-seen-since-the-dot-com-bubble-165540336.html) \[15\] [https://ca.finance.yahoo.com](https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/look-key-signs-stock-market-162133841.html) \[16\] [https://ca.finance.yahoo.com](https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/p-500-just-flashed-rare-141000531.html) \[17\] [https://threestreamsfinancial.com](https://threestreamsfinancial.com/shiller-cape-ratio-elevated/) \[18\] [https://www.theglobeandmail.com](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/investing/markets/markets-news/motley/4899831/will-the-stock-market-crash-history-gives-a-95-reason-to-stay-calm/)
Since its IPO 5 years ago, it is basically flat (down like 5-10%). In that same period, JPM is up 100% but but but "it's a fintech"
I understand savings but why are checking accounts so bad at Chase? Free unlimited ATM reimbursement, free (standard) checks, local branches everywhere, etc.? Shy of an alternative like Fidelity CMA, this seems pretty competitive if you park some investments with JPM.
Lol 😂 $JPM is pinned at 0.03% going into a TUESDAY IN THIS CLOWN ECONOMY. LOL
Cathie Wood is so cooked. Calls on $QCOM. Major puts on $ARM. Hedge with $JPM $GLD AND $GOOGL
I bought 200 shares of JPM and it’s sideways.. sadge
today the day to buy JPMorgan (JPM) Oct 06, 2026 1.65 dividend
Honestly, the stock markets stellar performance has confused a lot of experts too. I mean 30 year bond yields are over 5.6%... normally this would cause a mass rotation out of stocksv causing a massive selloff. We are looking at rising inflation/stagflation that's, endless tariff threats, a horrible jobs market, sky high valuations similar to pre dot com levels and the potential AI bubble could burst at any time. The fact that the market has continued to perform the way it has has completely baffled a lot of experts. Some of us who are more conspiracy minded believe that Trump has activated the Plunge Protection Team aka presidents working group on financial markets... Which brings the Fed, the Treasury, and futures trading commission together, and theoretically, allows them to work with large investment groups like Schwab and JPM to buy mass amounts of leveraged index futures to pump the market.
Did this JPM analyst travel over there with cash and cigars?
What’re the 🆕 JPM☃️ Collar🎗️Trade levels❓ Pls & thx
Oh come on MU even shitty JPM. Is doing better than you
Can they pump this week. These guys are acting like JPM is doing a bear Stern
hmm i wanna play JPM earnings but they got high expectations
The last post of wall st engine is real? That will be bullish for memory stocks this week? **JPMorgan sees memory supply remaining tight through 2028, with customer order discussions already extending into 2031. Its estimates point to: • HBM bit demand growth: +63% • Non-HBM server DRAM: +37% • CY27 HBM blended ASP: +54% YoY JPM also believes Micron’s >35% revenue coverage under long-term supply agreements through 2030 could prove conservative, noting Asian memory peers have LTAs covering 50%+ of capacity.
IT’S JPM FOR THE LAST TIME!!! :screech:
Does anyone know the updated JPM☃️ Collar🎗️Trade❓
JPM report. We´ll see what heppens over the weekend.
i told you retards last night JPM was gonna be green dick
Best advice I can give you is to be VERY aware of the content and from whom you consume content. Many Bots and People alike reflect narrow, short term views that primarily support their specific objective. Follow people who can consume data from both sides, conduct additional research, form logical opinions... There is a HUGE difference between Trading (extremely short term) and Investing (long term). When you Invest, you have to conduct unbiased research into all aspects of the Companies you uncover. Once found, you have to have conviction in your analysis. When you do, buy and hold them forever. Some that I previously came across 15+ years ago (not recommending in 2026) and began INVESTING in were JPM, Apple, Nextel (now TMUS). VTI, VT or VOO should be 1 fund in any long term investor portfolios (age would dictate weighting bias). These had their ups/downs however their returns have met/exceeded S&P500 return. 3 different sectors but the companies all have solid businesses. We need a new Warren Buffett for this current environment where Private Equity and Tech lead Imaginary (at super inflated levels) valuations and an SEC that let's such companies enter people's IRAs ,401ks... People need to also be similarly aware of WH Administration related changes as they tend to drive short term Market moves (more for Trading). I don't post much at all but saw your opening and thought I would send something.