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Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 15, 2026 📈 📉
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - July 14, 2026 📈 📉
If hyperscalers like MSFT, ORCL, META, AMZN, etc are down 30-40% semi conductor stocks can’t continue to go up! Says JPM’s Chairman of an investment Strategy Michael Cembalest.
How to pump WEN renevue for free and get some free food in the process
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - June 25, 2026 📈 📉
SpaceX signs computing power deal with open-source AI startup Reflection worth up to $6.3 billion
Top stocks hitting 52-Week Highs/Lows - June 17, 2026 📈 📉
Four different Fiserv ($FISV) insiders just bought over $1M in stock on the exact same day.
I pulled this tape from Friday. It reads like a Bay Street directory.
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
$500 to $5mil Project - NKE $50C Jul17 + ABT $100C Jul17 - Full DDs
The Story of Foxtrot: A Messy Private Restructuring Highlighting Successor Liability Questions
WSB Weekly Outlook | The Week Ahead (6/1/26 - 6/5/26)
AI trade is carrying the entire market on its back again.
JPM boss lady Hajdini counter sues banker Rana for defamation and ruining her life. Also her role is at JPM is "VP of leveraged finance".
Has US Justice system become bribe operated? JPM Research shows, Trump DoJ terminated without prosecution, around three times as many cases of fraud than prior administrations. There was also about 90% increase in terminated cases for white-collar and organized crime.
DD: SK Telecom ($SKM) Gives A Free Stake in $4T Anthropic. Short-Dated Calls
I have a list of energy/industrials companies but each one has their flaws.
Fuck Al - I have a list of energy/industrials companies but each one has their flaws. Would value your perspective.
Wanting to get sexually harassed at JPM is back on the menu!
Calls/Puts on JPM. Bubble About to Burst
POV You’re a new hire at JPM and your manager wants to discuss the terms of your promotion
JPM dude sneaking out of the boss's office after being forced to see cannons
JPM Exec Allegedly Turned a Broker Into Her Personal Sex Slave
Jamie Dimon warns of ‘some kind of bond crisis’ ahead as global debt risks build
NRED at $37M EV vs a Potential 3.3B lb Copper System - Why the Market Might Be Early Here
Updated - J.P Morgan's Top Stock Picks for 2026 - +7.40% YTD
Every $0.50/lb Copper Move Adds $1.85B to a CMM-Scale System. Here Are the Levels.
JPM beat, Citi beat, and the reactions were different. Is earnings season mostly about expectations now?
Are we here yet? Bear huddle 🌈🐻
JPMorgan cites complex economic risk, downward revision for 2026 guidance
My perspective on oil prices from now until the end of 2026. Information compiled from multiple reputable news sources
The Strait of Hormuz Premium: Why the Tape is Trading on Vibes, Not Volumes (CPI 3.3% Breakdown)
Dealing with some regret amidst "missed opportunity" to have invested more a month ago and in the past few weeks. Any constructive thoughts?
Do you think the guys at JPM are worried right now?
Looking to expand my stock picks...are AMZN, PEP and MCD good picks?
Markets are glowing green today… but is this the calm before something bigger?
Xtreme One Entertainment Secures Temporary Restraining Order Against Lender Williamsburg Venture Holdings, Halting Alleged Fraudulent Transfer and Sale of $XONI Stock
Big bank earnings are coming up and prediction markets look pretty bullish on the group
Market Screener: BAC, JPM, and MRK looking cheap? 📈
Where can I track BofA / JPM / GS index targets (S&P 500, Gold) in one place?
Where can I track BofA / JPM / GS index targets (S&P 500, Gold) in one place?
Dow Jones & NASDAQ Composite close in -10% correction territory
Dow Jones & NASDAQ Composite close in -10% correction territory
$GRAB: The "Super App" Finally Breaks Out of its Cage
An Exodus of Money Endangers Wall Street’s Private-Credit Craze
Morgan Stanley restricts redemptions at private credit fund after withdrawals surge
CRCL 150 6/18/26 Calls I forgot I had
Sky Harbour Group (SKYH) Update: Asset-Level Inflection, Debt Arbitrage, and Valuation Upside
Sky Harbour Group (SKYH) Update: Asset-Level Inflection, Debt Arbitrage, and Valuation Upside
The Payrolls Bomb, the Oil Shock, and the Wall Street Shouting Match That Followed
HIMS Leadership Just Pulled Off the Greatest Corporate Bear Trap in Modern Healthcare History 🚀🐻
Honest question: what's your actual process for forming a rates view before a Fed meeting?
What to Invest in from the following - portfolio breakdown I want to diversify from Tech
Looking for a calculator/ website to tell me the approximate closing price of proprietary mutual funds ahead of the close
JPM Earnings: Big Profit, Big Warning
JPMorgan says Trump’s $5 billion suit 'Falsely’ includes Dimon
ATM Gone + Institutional Build = Structural Shift?
When the Largest Asset Manager Increases in a Microcap, It Is About Exposure
BlackRоck +92 Percent While Price Is Compressed Is Classic Pre-Expansion Behavior
From Geode to BlackRock: The Institutional Wall Is Building
Five Global Institutions Increased Within Days.
Dassault Systèmes down ~20% on 1% growth… Is AI quietly eating legacy software?
Should I focus my buying on MSFT for the next month or two?
Institutional Recalibration: Analyzing the Recent Amazon (AMZN) Price Target Adjustments.
$4.02 Trillion Wiped from Gold and Silver Market Caps Today
Precious Metals down but not out
The current silver market at monkey levels explained
A Timeline of Today's Silver Crash and its Beneficiaries
31M in March. Accidentally speed-ran finance. Now questioning everything.
60-70 percent trades are off Lit Exchanges
Altimmune - $100k + YOLO - The MASH Sleeping Giant, the train is leaving the station - Stock hit $500m market cap today!
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Former and future Wendys employee discovers the 1 trick GM/JPM/Citadel dont want you to know
Apple JPM MPC only thing at ATH on my watchlist and SPY $6 away. Craziness
JPM rolling out -30% memory downgrade projections after pushing a strong buy rating what seems like just 4 weeks ago Semis are fucked
New election system will be to put money towards stock of choice: INTC, DJT, or JPM
Yes, I still think like big banks like JPM would be interested in the credit side on PayPal. Stripe would like the processing part. And Venom I am unsure.
TJX, JPM, PGR There are many hundreds of stonks to choose from dummy
tbh Iâve been kinda tired of the whole tech/AI noise. Healthcare, staples, even some boring industrial names feel more interesting right now just because theyâre less crowded and youâre actually looking at cash flows instead of storylines. I keep coming back to stuff like COST and JPM on the more steady compounding side. SN also stood out a bit in consumer because theyâve been slowly moving into more product categories. I saw their revenue breakdown on moomoo. still mostly appliances, but the mix has been shifting a bit compared to a few years ago, which was interesting to see.
Yeah. It’s why I detest messing with earnings but do from time to time anyway. JPM looked terrible premarket yesterday then pulled quite the reversal.
Cut your losses and go into something that moves. The worst thing you can do is stay in a bad trade. Get out. If you want safe buy XOM, CVX or JPM you will do much better. MSFT has zero chance of doubling any time soon.
Still pissed the premarket predators made JPM go red just so they could buy cheap 340c and run it up at open. Also pissed verified trader bot was too stupid to grade my banbet on JPM correctly so my perfect record is spoiled. 🤬
Better could have invested that 5k+ into Apple or JPM or SPY 760C for October
BofA and JPM make about half their revenue from interest. But it's a very different type of debt from bonds.
JPM trading desk made $6B last quarter. Was a Wall Street record for minutes until GS announced $7.4B from their desk. They like this market lol
Was obvious JPM was going to beat with those sex machines and no fishheads
I had JPM calls before close yesterday and thought I was wrecked this morning, then ended up closing 5 mins after open for a nice profit. I’m now convinced ah means nothing.
Why does companies worth hundreds of billions move like fucking pennystocks? I mean, look at JPM and IBM today
Another half million bet locked and loaded for BLK\\MS tomorrow after a quick 25 grand today from JPM/GS
Weird that IBM crash didn’t really impact rest of tech. If JPM gave this kind of dud announcement all of financials today would be deep red along with SPY. Part of me wonders if our retard market just has delayed reaction like oil prices.
You tell us. Do you think JPM is now going to have a bull run, or do you think near-term profit-taking is going to put downward pressure on the stock price?
JPM earnings says rally continues idgaf how today ends
Wtf GS JPM and BAC get a pump but Citigroup drills?
**Bank earnings printed heavy today.** Caught the JPM red-to-green with July 17 $340 calls. GS $1050s printed too. Taking profits now or rolling to August to avoid IV crush?
**BanBet Lost** — /u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays (1W - 1L, 50%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **JPM** ▲ | $326.80 → $331.00 | +1.3% | 2h | Lost |
Guess who sold JPM at $300 😞
As long as JPM ceases operation by Friday I should be only -70%
Sold my JPM and GS from yesterday for a cool 25,000$ gain Gonna pay off the convertible, praise be to allah
JPM was 325 in premarket. Buncha idiots and frauds.
$JPM with the mother of all reversals. The 350C went from $0.01 to almost $1.50 in 20 minutes Imagine being the guy that sold at $0.01
JPM is my first successful trade this month
I told y’all JPM puts, you should have known to bet heavily against me
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 0L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **JPM** | $331.00 (above) | $326.80 | +1.3% | 1h 60m |
JPM >The significant items, each in the current quarter, collectively refer to a $4.6 billion net gain related to Visa shares in Corporate as well as $1.0 billion of gains on certain equity investments, of which $763 million was in Corporate and $263 million was in CIB. Results excluding significant items are non-GAAP financial measures. Excluding these items from second-quarter 2026 net income, earnings per share and ROTCE resulted in a decrease of $4.2 billion (after tax) to reported net income from $21.2 billion to $16.9 billion, a decrease of $1.56 per share to reported EPS from $7.70 to $6.14 and a decrease of 6 percentage points to reported ROTCE from 29% to 23%.
JPM and BAC both with definitive beats but both down. I’m blaming IBM for some reason
Algos selling BAC and JPM despite their beats.
Maybe a couple percent, but it'll get bought up. PE of 12 for most, little higher for JPM. Not much downside right now.
JPM actually has a solid history of beating expectations.
Gigantic revenue and EPS beat by JPM andddd she's a little red. 😭
Do this long enough to know that this has probably never happened... seeing $JPM , $WFC , $BAC , $C , $GS all report earnings this morning
PLTR, Bought at $17, sold at $20 (now over $100) RGTI, bought at $1.5, sold at $1.9 (now over $15) QBTS, bought at $1.1, sold at $4.8 (now over $20) JPM, bought at $130, sold at $135 (now over $200) RXT, bought at $.76, sold at $1.3 (now over $5) Worst 5… so far.. what can ya do…
$ORCL it was $1 Trillion, 6 months back. Even this price was before AI data center push by more GPU demand spike. Same for $MSFT 555 to 390. Life without internet Life without smartphones Life without AI, impossible $GOOG $AMZN $META $NVDA $MU $BAC $WFC $JPM all adopt AI.
Yeah JPM calls printed afterwards
TACO tuesday for the 50th week in a row but JPM and BOFA deliver -5% earnings this time and ruin the party
I like blackrock more than Morgan Stanley, and JPM is literally the same bloodline believe it or not
10,000 OKLO I been holding since 20$ or so 650 JPM 100 BLK 300 GS Slew of covered calls on all of them Gonna wait and see what happens premarket and prolly pull the plug if it starts to go south, expecting like a 10-20k swing maybe? Not too big a deal either way honestly
Tell that to analysts from Goldman, JPM and others with price targets north of 200 up to 800 lmao
They are incorrect. JPM just reiterated in June and nothing has changed.
what I meant is that I expect BAC, CITI, GS, WFC, JPM stocks to be down by 2-5% before Friday regardless of how the earnings go. oh and HSBC.
You just know Jamie Dimon is gonna be bearish af on the JPM conference call
Dead ass it’s gonna be JPM tomorrow if they beat, first trillion dollar bank here we come
Fuckers around here believe everything without verifying. https://m.investing.com/news/analyst-ratings/jpmorgan-raises-micron-stock-price-target-to-1540-on-contracts-93CH-4759776?ampMode=1 JPM raised their target.
long JPM overnight. 340 result seems reasonable. maybe writing puts would be best. see you then
Sell covered calls on JPM and GS for earnings or ride these shares naked is the final decision of the day
JPM is gonna hit 1 trillion first omegalul
Worth buying a straddle on MS for JPM movement splash back?
Hopefully not I grabbed GS, BLK, and JPM for the week
who is playing JPM tomorrow?
JPM, AXP, and NFLX calls
The big banks like JPM are well known to be the starters of earnings season
I just did JPM and BLK cause imma bitch
This week earnings: Bank of America (BAC) and JPMorgan Chase (JPM): Both report before the market opens on July 14. Tuesday, July 14, 2026: Aehr Test Systems (AEHR) July 15, 2026: ASML Holding (ASML) July 16, 2026: Taiwan Semiconductor (TSMC)
Fuckers at JPM calling it a "Top Short"
if you're thinking about selling puts or covered calls on any of the big banks right now, just remember earnings are right around the corner for JPM, BAC, GS etc. the premium is bloated for a reason. not saying don't trade it, but size down or go shorter duration so you're not holding through the print if it goes sideways.
The good thing is that the "dumb retail investors" dont move the market. If JPM buys a stock and pushes the price for months its often a good idea to just follow their way, because they probably know something that the average stock guy is unaware of. But only look at the real price movements and not some "bullshit news" they sometimes use to lure dumb money into "traps"
ADS are the shares itself, ADRs are package of ADS that are held by the ADR depository banks recognized by SEC(aka the Wall St banks like BNY, JPM, Citi, etc.). ADS have the same rights as common stocks as it is issued directly by the company itself and sold the same way as other US listed stocks , ADRs do not provide any of that unless it's sponsored like in the case of BABA. Majority of ADRs on US market are unsponsored ADRs, NTDOY and AAIGF are big examples of that. IPO listing specifically said it's ADS, it's not going to trading in ADR but yes keeping double downing and showcasing your surface level knowledge you illiterate inbred retard. You remind me of the same retards who think buy puts is the same as shorting, you probably also think this is an IPO because the AI generated news article said so when it's just a secondary listing representing 1/10th of its original primary stock.
They’ve probably already tapped their line of credit with JPM. And half of their so called “demand” for AI is just anthropic throwing back money google invested in them in the first place for compute at a loss. So once that goes out the window how much are they making, really?
cause GOOG needs $80 billion right now so they can keep investing into AI, you think they can just call up JPM and ask for a $80 billion loan? besides, their Q1 net income was $62 billion you keep throwing $790 billion like it’s gonna bankrupt but look at their net income and earnings growth, they print more money than God
Who in there gay mind is try to save JPM
Oh lord...JPM cuts COST price target from $1,110 to $1100. $10 fucking dollars and this shit drops almost 5%. I have no stake but that is retarded.
If JPM gets back to $340 that means I’m extremely gay
The JPM crash is going to be beautiful
I Split between the two 500 SPY and nasdaq QQQ. I have AAPL, MSFT, and JPM which is about 8% of total.
Well... Depression because JPM and GOOGL got hammered today
Whoever is trying to keep JPM from crashing is gayer than a gay person
Just a reminder that JPM's Jamie Dimon has a pet cockroach named Frank and he has to pay Frank's legal fees! Everyone point and laugh and remember that EVERY TIME Dimon brings up "cockroaches" he's talking about Frank.
JPM next week: We’ve increased YOY revenue by approximately 700% and next year is expected to have 4.3 quadrillion in profit. -5.1%
Oh look, JPM is giving out "FREE" advice!
I just looked at these come through. JPM, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Deutsche were underwriters to the IPO. I wouldn't expect them to give a low price target - not sure if this rating is really fair. Raymond James at $800 no idea how they come up with that - can't be a 12month outlook?
To be fair I was going to chipotle once a week before I changed jobs, and some guy brings chipotle almost every day at the new place. Maybe JPM is on to something
I just realized JPM is at ATH now
there is a chip in the name, JPM should have focused on chips and Canons
No goldman, JPM and others? Those 3 look like pump and dumpers LMAO
Obviously JPM had puts
Soon big banks and BigTech give strong earnings Looking great Q2 earnings by many big banks $C $JPM $WFC $BAC $GS $MS space all in $XLF. All big tech in $QQQ $SPX $NDX will give strong earnings, followed by big buybacks. Whole semiconductor sector $SMH $AMAT $ASML & many got a big boost from earnings spike
JPM puts DD: Please God I barely ask anything of you
Soon it’s gonna be time for JPM puts it’s too high.
Yep, VTV used to be JPM and BRK as top holdings, but now MU took over at 4%. Similarly, VYM is now 8% Broadcom (AVGO)… in fact, Broadcom and Oracle make up 10% of VYM which seems wild. SCHD holdings seem to have completely avoided the AI/tech boom, which shows given its recent performance.
JPM is right, but they don’t mean buy weeklies like you want to they mean buy long term shit not on margin
I think you are confusing what a wire is. There is a big difference between FedACH and FedWire to move money. These are 2 different products of the Federal Reserve. Which are you actually asking about? FedWire is a same day settlement process service. FedACH is not. Both Fidelity and Schwab are brokers - that means that transfers have to occur with the use of a bank on these transfer networks. Fidelity uses UMB Bank for FedACH and JPM for FedWire. Schwab owns a bank so they use Schwab Bank for ACH. But I think they may use a different bank for fed wire settlement.
Yeah definitely, I've been eyeing it for way too long without pulling the trigger. But actual Schwab has been lagging and finally starting to move so that may be better 🤔 Right I don't want to touch hood or bull.😂. And Schwab is another beast really, that's like buying JPM stock Industrials are also up but I have yet to take a new look at the sector to see if it's anything outside of datacenter power grid etc or not
For datacenters I like ERII they do desalination and c02 reefer. No one discussed their use case with datacenters. Medical is mRNA, Finance JPM, spgi These are random tickers with no effort post good luck.