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Hookers (304) and blow. I checked my clock and it said it’s that time
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If hyperscalers like MSFT, ORCL, META, AMZN, etc are down 30-40% semi conductor stocks can’t continue to go up! Says JPM’s Chairman of an investment Strategy Michael Cembalest.
How to pump WEN renevue for free and get some free food in the process
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SpaceX signs computing power deal with open-source AI startup Reflection worth up to $6.3 billion
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Four different Fiserv ($FISV) insiders just bought over $1M in stock on the exact same day.
I pulled this tape from Friday. It reads like a Bay Street directory.
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
$500 to $5mil Project - NKE $50C Jul17 + ABT $100C Jul17 - Full DDs
The Story of Foxtrot: A Messy Private Restructuring Highlighting Successor Liability Questions
WSB Weekly Outlook | The Week Ahead (6/1/26 - 6/5/26)
AI trade is carrying the entire market on its back again.
JPM boss lady Hajdini counter sues banker Rana for defamation and ruining her life. Also her role is at JPM is "VP of leveraged finance".
Has US Justice system become bribe operated? JPM Research shows, Trump DoJ terminated without prosecution, around three times as many cases of fraud than prior administrations. There was also about 90% increase in terminated cases for white-collar and organized crime.
DD: SK Telecom ($SKM) Gives A Free Stake in $4T Anthropic. Short-Dated Calls
I have a list of energy/industrials companies but each one has their flaws.
Fuck Al - I have a list of energy/industrials companies but each one has their flaws. Would value your perspective.
Wanting to get sexually harassed at JPM is back on the menu!
Calls/Puts on JPM. Bubble About to Burst
POV You’re a new hire at JPM and your manager wants to discuss the terms of your promotion
JPM dude sneaking out of the boss's office after being forced to see cannons
JPM Exec Allegedly Turned a Broker Into Her Personal Sex Slave
Jamie Dimon warns of ‘some kind of bond crisis’ ahead as global debt risks build
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Updated - J.P Morgan's Top Stock Picks for 2026 - +7.40% YTD
Every $0.50/lb Copper Move Adds $1.85B to a CMM-Scale System. Here Are the Levels.
JPM beat, Citi beat, and the reactions were different. Is earnings season mostly about expectations now?
Are we here yet? Bear huddle 🌈🐻
JPMorgan cites complex economic risk, downward revision for 2026 guidance
My perspective on oil prices from now until the end of 2026. Information compiled from multiple reputable news sources
The Strait of Hormuz Premium: Why the Tape is Trading on Vibes, Not Volumes (CPI 3.3% Breakdown)
Dealing with some regret amidst "missed opportunity" to have invested more a month ago and in the past few weeks. Any constructive thoughts?
Do you think the guys at JPM are worried right now?
Looking to expand my stock picks...are AMZN, PEP and MCD good picks?
Markets are glowing green today… but is this the calm before something bigger?
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Big bank earnings are coming up and prediction markets look pretty bullish on the group
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Where can I track BofA / JPM / GS index targets (S&P 500, Gold) in one place?
Where can I track BofA / JPM / GS index targets (S&P 500, Gold) in one place?
Dow Jones & NASDAQ Composite close in -10% correction territory
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HIMS Leadership Just Pulled Off the Greatest Corporate Bear Trap in Modern Healthcare History 🚀🐻
Honest question: what's your actual process for forming a rates view before a Fed meeting?
What to Invest in from the following - portfolio breakdown I want to diversify from Tech
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Dassault Systèmes down ~20% on 1% growth… Is AI quietly eating legacy software?
Should I focus my buying on MSFT for the next month or two?
Institutional Recalibration: Analyzing the Recent Amazon (AMZN) Price Target Adjustments.
$4.02 Trillion Wiped from Gold and Silver Market Caps Today
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The fact that there’s very little news for clicks telling me JPM or BAC are bearish tells me all I need to know
JPM said AI software fears are overblown this afternoon.
No I guess I've read further out ones. Gold to 5k by December ones. JPM maybe? And well considering their history with metals I remembered it 😂
I don’t know man COMPOUND INTEREST… try looking at the total returns over 20 years for Amazon, Microsoft, etc. even companies like Home Depot, JPM, Altria , etc have crushed it over decades . ….. LEARN ABOUT COMPOUND INTEREST
Buy COF JPM and WFC
the bullish case is 600usd by Goldman sachs and JPM, but i dont really see that valuation, i think 300-400 usd per share is very positive.
Wait so yesterday JPM said SPY is going to hit 8k by year's end. And you decided it's good time to buy puts
JPM cannons mommy> aoc
No very bullish you think JPM agrees to credit facilities if they aren't bullish on your business long term ?
Robinhood. The sell button isn't wiring my Ethereum to JPM.
Nvda earnings will mark the top of this recent run up. And this leads into Jackson Hole, and Anthropic IPO. The IPO likely marks the bottom. JPM collar puts at 7090 on spx. You can buy a 7300/7100 put spread for $1100 with a $18900 max profit.
Trump Trade Technology Tariffs and Security Checks has a nice ring to it. Ken, I'll take 5500 USD as an extra tax deductible or in the for of Zelle to JPM please for no impeachment trial.
I think HTZ CAN go to $3 even $4 but after 5 and 6 there will be a lot of selling pressure from the company. People giving $20 $30 targets are in fantasy world. It CANNOT go to $30… They have $250M worth of shares they can sell at anytime. They only sold, I believe, around $3M worth when it was around $5.8 and in the earnings report they said given the price they probably won’t sell. But that can and will change once it passes 5 (I’m guessing it can be lower or higher). There’s also like 110M warrants which is like options but if the strike hits it creates a stock (some from $3-$14) so that would mean even more dilution if the stock went up. They also have 37M shares they lent to JPM and any action on those is usually shown to the public as a short sale. People talk about debt but 12B or so is tied to car obligations. That literally the business they are in . 6-7B is debt they had from doing dumb business (like going big on teslas). Those however are due around 2030 so they don’t need the money immediately but given the opportunity (stock price rises and stock squeezes) they will be selling pressure.. almost double or triple the current open market float. Be careful with this one. Hard to hold long term…
[https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/47129/000165785326000046/htzz-20260630.htm](https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/47129/000165785326000046/htzz-20260630.htm) JPM and Barclays did not settle the next day. 06/30 10-Q shows the shares were still in circulation on that date. They make way more selling derivatives and leveraged products to their customers than they would closing the short. The short was not naked, and are based on actual shares, as far as I can tell. Htz is not a victim here. They purposely increased short availability to make their debt instruments more attractive to market neutral hedge funds. For example, if I was a fixed income portfolio manager, why would I buy exchangeable notes from Htz and risk stock exposure when my fund's thesis revolves around fixed income? That's why I would have to short to hedge the stock exposure in that position. Htz needed to raise money by selling exchangeable notes, so they artificially increased their short supply to get hedge funds to purchase them. Why they didn't just slowly dilute their shares and buy it back over time is beyond me. Htz is a company with decent financials with horrible management. There is no fundamental long argument for them, and they are certainly not victims. There is a mechanical one to hold until $2.75ish, which is decent upside from today's price, but too risky for me.
JPM on new $SPX target (2nd in 2 months): “As elevated backlogs convert into recognized revenue, cloud growth should remain well supported, helping validate rising AI capex. Across hyperscalers, demand indicators remain high and rising.”
Goldman has their own? Wasn’t the original from JPM?
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1657853/000110465926078297/tm2618542-3\_424b5.htm? [https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/47129/000110465926078857/tm2619276d1\_ex1-1.htm](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/47129/000110465926078857/tm2619276d1_ex1-1.htm) I don't see Hertz going above $2.70 when JPM and Barclays were lent shares to sell at $2.70. Not sure how many shares they still have left to release. Terms seem to allow JPM and Barclays to change the price too. I'm sure they wouldn't mind lowering that price to keep their clients happy. Hertz seems to have manufactured the unusually high short float to help support the sale of their exchangeable notes. Maybe it'll hit $3 for a bit and then they'll unload on retail. Rigged af but what can we do.
I think the company sucks too but get your facts straight. They have 6.xB in corp debt (bad) and 12.xB of vehicle debt. But vehicle debt is apart of their operations and is backed by the car. At the end of the cars life cycle they sell it off and recoup the money to pay the debt. The reason thing to be careful about is the 110M shares dilution they can trigger without disclosure. Which they said in earnings they wouldn’t do in the near future given the stock price. (But if it ran to $7 let’s say, they might just sell) Also not mentioned is the 37M sold to JPM which technically counts as “short interest” but actually isn’t the way people think about it
8%. 5 years with JPM. Infinite with Robinhood. But go on....
Agree — I just buy QQQ index then try to round-out with a handful of the best financials (JPM, BLK, IVZ) + industrials/energy. That way it sort of simulates a well-rounded portfolio without the “zombie companies” in SP500 indices.
I mean JPM doesn’t really care what direction it goes those shorts are for neutrality
Issue with this "short interest" is that it's misleading. I mean yes it's high (though I've seen it say 30% SI not 75% which is weird) But besides that, the insituonal shorters are heavily hedged, so it's not like they're only shorting it. They have convertible notes offering from their share lending deal 2ish months ago with JPM for about 37 million shares at $2.7. Which is why I believe (though I may be wrong) there was a massive well off at the bell today when it was at/near $2.7. Anyways, my main point is that this is not normal shorting. Institutions, (not all) are heavily hedged and will win either way if it goes up or down. Their risk isn't nearly as high and are in no rush to cover their shorts if it goes up , unless massively shoots up. So if you're hoping for a GME type of squeeze, doubt it's happening.
It is funny and sad at the same time that retail investors took JPM, Deutsche and others seriously on their SpaceX IPO price targets. Wall Street doesn’t run on investment returns but fees and for some reason retail forgot that when the 3 trillion market cap company with 9 billion OCF got a “strong buy” rating
Situational Awareness hedge fund liquidated all $45 Billion holdings. $GS $JPM $BAC big 3 prime broker moved together to raise cash, failed, liquidated. They did fast, before bank run like 2023, after $SIVB, $FRC, $CS
It’s literally JPM vs Jane street. Does nobody look at fucking filings lmao
Imagine being the Goldman or JPM or Citi analyst being paid to datascrape this thread with tech you don't understand from a cot in the office after midnight while your friends are out and your gf is getting laid by a dude who's unemployed just so you can advise your boss on how he can safely hedge a 0.05% return on a billion dollars in the morning and he may or may not listen to you.
Every single one of the JPM / other IPO banks Rolodex has strict instructions to support the stock at certain price targets. It was likely built into the allocation of shares to institutions those willing to increase their positions as shares unlocked and at what price they would do so.
How much I have to pay/ what do I have to do to be mistreated by a JPM exec with cannons to mistreat me? https://preview.redd.it/n5cgym95dvhh1.png?width=1157&format=png&auto=webp&s=77c2ca6d3456cc5e5c7b2449c01078cf95c034b0
The biggest risk is in a week or so Hertz will issue shares because they have $18.2 billion in LT debt versus \~$1 billion in cash, oooofff. Shareholders equity is -$0.79 billion and the debt to equity ratio I don't care about because if the liabilities are greater than the assets then typically companies get wiped out pretty quickly by interest on the debt w/o being able to issue shares. This deal they made explains a lot. Looks like our opposition is JPM hedging their short position with a pretty great bond deal. Hertz is hanging on for dear life if they are making deals like this: "𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗯𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 Hertz issued $350M of 6.75% Exchangeable First-Lien Secured PIK Notes due 2030. Three features define it: → First-lien secured — top of the stack, which is why 6.75% cleared → 50/50 Cash vs PIK: 3.375% cash + 3.375% accreting to principal. Not all-defer. → Exchangeable into HTZ stock at $3.58/share — a 32.5% premium to today's price The equity optionality is what makes this cheap to issue. It's also what creates the problem the share deal solves. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 — 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝘁𝘇 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 $𝟬 Hertz lent 37,037,037 freshly issued shares to J.P. Morgan at $2.70/share. JPM sold them, pocketed $100M, and paid Hertz a nominal fee. Hertz. Got. Nothing. So what was the point? Buying an exchangeable note means you're involuntarily long HTZ equity — the exchange feature is an embedded call option. Some investors don't want that. They want pure credit exposure, not an undeclared bet on a car rental stock. JPM's short — sized to roughly 38% of maximum exchange shares, the initial option delta on a 32.5% OTM 4-year call — gives them exactly that supply."
JPM set their price target at 240. This probably explains the bump. It also tingles my bubble sense. When the analysts of big banks and rating agencies produce content that contains more bs than a 2007 MBS, then we´re not good.
I don't think JPM is too stressed about losing $100 on a short.
Bullish unlocking. JPM already matched the sellers with buyers in a block sale. GG shorts.
Bad earnings, lowered guidance, 2 seperate stock offerings, one private and one to JPM
Fake short interest from JPM puts… enjoy getting dumped on
Doesn't change the fact that JPM is hedged to tits after their financing deal a couple months ago
It is potentially misleading I did use AI to help me explain it so there's a good chance that I'm wrong. But it says that a significant % of the shorts are doing a strat called convertible arbitrage. JPM did a share lending deal of 37 million shares a couple months ago when it crashed. So either way , these institutions will win if it goes up or down and won't panic buy/sell. Idk that's what Google AI says
i'm certain that a lot of people who bought puts on SPCX expecting it to plummet instantly with all these unlocked shares don't realize they are betting against GS, MS, BoA, Citiground, JPM, Barclays, Deutsche Bank, RBC Capital, UBS, and Wells Fargo. These banks have had ages to prepare their order books, reaching out to clients, and allocating accordingly.
Per JPM is already drafted just waiting final signATURE FROM IRAN
BRK JPM and WMT just looking at all them tech stocks around them
Analysts at major firms post their ratings and price targets every few months. Could be JPM, BAC, MS, Bernsteins, among others. Analyst ratings mean little generally. Maybe gives you a vague idea of the company outlook. But the way Robinhood presents it, it’s useless. Those ratings could be a year old and irrelevant. StockAnalysis.com does a better job presenting the info. Gives the average analyst estimates for revenue/earnings/free cash flow in the coming quarters/years. That’s what’s most useful. Also the specific analyst, price targets, and dates posted.
I forgot I longged hertz when I first started 5 years ago. Lemme check my JPM and TFC. Brb
Over night repo at 80% and the net cost to Citdel in cash over night would have been around $3BLN. If you think for one second he HOSED GOLDMAN and JPM you are more like the typical Reddit person than you can imagine
Citadel was not the only Firm Bidding on that Portfolio. Millennium, and Jane Street also put bids on that portfolio, Goldman and JPM also had looks at the portfolio but denied to bid. Goldman is 3x bigger than Citadel , JPM is easily 7x bigger and as a Primary Dealer would have had easy access to the FED WINDOW
no way JPM relinquishes their silver shorts. they've had their claws in that shit for years
JPM turned bearish on NKE after it dropped 75% 🤣
There was a Morgan Stanley or maybe JPM article last week about gold going up by end of the year 😂
Sure bud! Who will going to bid it up? Again my grandma? She is out of liquid assets now that she yoloed all into TSLA and SPCX as JPM and bloomberg suggested here to do.
Situational Awareness hedge fund liquidated all $45 Billion holdings. $GS $JPM $BAC big 3 prime broker moved together to raise cash, failed, liquidated. Its holdings $BE $SNDK $CRWV $IREN $CORZ $SKHY $NBIS & many semi. when GS, JPM, BAC prime broker couldn’t save 45 Billion hedge fund Do you think they save Trillion crash of NVDA ?
I'm up to 50 USD now. Currently pricing USD EUR GBP JYN AND GHC AT WFC JPM PNC NCSECU BTC ETH. AND ALL FORMS OF LEGAL TENDER. CALLS
can't believe JPM downgraded my biggest holding NKE today out of all days. fucks
AI & semi, burst hedge fund last week. $45 Billion wiped, Bailout by Citadel & government discuss together, like BearStern bailout by $JPM & government in 2008
Il "fossato" è il vantaggio competitivo che protegge i profitti di un'azienda dai concorrenti a lungo termine. Ce ne sono tante a me piace tanto asml ha una proprietà intellettuale e tecnologica quasi monopolistica. Ma non ce l'ho perchè ho altre azioni tech e ho preferito usare il "fossato" su altri settori con: Chevron JPM ABBV pepsi e Eaton
This reads like a bitter investor. Any dip is a buying opportunity under this current market regime. It has been this way since what, 2023? It's a playbook at this point. So much so in fact that JPM client letters are stating to buy on dips because they are opportunities. Read some broker feeds about cash influx on downturns; it's inane. People aren't taking money out, they are dumping vast sums in. But don't worry, you still have a shot with FOMC increasing rates in September. Oh wait, that was all just hard talk too. Prudent investing, ha. Feel like a winner yet?
It came down a lot in the July but lots announced since last quarter. $1.4b naval defense contract, US-Saudi Civil Nuclear Cooperation Agreement, and recent JPM coverage initiated with Overweight rating and $230 PT. Not a spec like the other nuclear plays because they're a highly profitable, 70 year-old defense prime operating a government-sanctioned monopoly with a burgeoning commercial pipeline to the SMR ecosystem. Stock sold off on last earnings even though it was a beat-and-raise because it had run up so much into it. Setup is more attractive here.
Dimon has been offloading JPM shares for two years
Should be 4 / 0, automod robbed me on JPM. At least the jannies responded and got the fake loss stripped.
Boomers won't be able to retire if US tech pops Virtually everything is tied to AI in US markets CAT, JPM, etc.
**That won´t prevent Musks shoddy empire from crumbling further**. All all those shows, lies, delusions, fals promises,. The original SpaceX depends heavily on Gov. contracts - already politically vulnerable. Then Musk threw in Twitter and XAI and got a loss producing dustbin, nevertheless getting a completely crazy sales multiple at IPO. About 19 Billion revenue. about 1500 Billion market cap at IPO but only 5% tradeable at market. In fact only a 75 Billion Marketcap trading, easy to push up by and down by the big funds and banks, until some dumb buyers realized that there was a exit clause for insiders if price is 30% over IPO in 5 of 10 trading days. Pump and dump in perfection. Another interesting thing: Why did Jamie Dimon - who is so often on the warning side and deems himself the holy grail of financial wisdom - promote exactly that SPACEX stock by applauding Musks ideas on Datacenters in Orbit ? [https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/jamie-dimon-says-seen-numbers-220058721.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/jamie-dimon-says-seen-numbers-220058721.html) Could it be that JPM still sits on its big loans given to Musk related to that massively overpriced Twitter buyout ? - a deal he was forced to hold on after trying to chicken out - after twittering that pupose in a "grassy" mood at night? :D JPM wants to see its money back - so the retail fool has to has to buy that massively overpriced garbage can SpaceX at an atronomical price with the hope that Musks astronomical adventures someday pay off. :D
Citadel won the bid between JPM and Goldman.
Bought a bunch of BWXT last week. They're sitting on a massive multi-billion dollar backlog and tailwinds from naval defense contracts, the US-Saudi Civil Nuclear Cooperation Agreement, and recent JPM coverage initiated with an Overweight rating with a $230 PT. Not a spec like the other nuclear plays because they're a highly profitable, 70 year-old defense prime operating a government-sanctioned monopoly with a burgeoning commercial pipeline to the SMR ecosystem, rather than a pre-revenue startup trying to commercialize unproven technology. They also beat earnings for 5 consecutive quarters, with a strong beat-and-raise last quarter. Expecting a pop since they dropped 12% in the July sell-off and started rebounding the last two days with the market turning bullish again.
Thats not a conspiracy at all, [Shkreli put it very well](https://youtu.be/RJdgh9eEZvw?si=NR6IgDaHUIGmRo3H). Basically it doesnt take a genius to figure out that someone is selling/getting liquidated. Goldman, JPM and others who are bagholding Leopolds positions will try to find buyers and make calls. Large funds will notice there is a large seller, holders are public, so it doesnt take a genius either to figure out which fund could be under water. At that point you basically short everything that guy has in his port, accelerate the downfall and profit on your shorts on the way down.
>"is the market cap low enough that this company can grow significantly" Meanwhile the 10 largest market cap companies over the past decade: AAPL: 1,100%, 28% CAGR GOOG: 900%, 26% CAGR MSFT: 750%, 24% CAGR BRK: 300%, 15% CAGR XOM: 100%, ~11% CAGR with dividends AMZN: 800%, 25% CAGR META: 470%, 19% CAGR JNJ: 160%, ~12.5% CAGR with dividends JPM: 500%, ~22% CAGR with dividends WFC: 75%, ~9% CAGR with dividends
That JPM margin is stiff.
GE, JPM & MSFT aren’t boomer stocks?
Charts that aren't boomer stocks that actually look constructive right now: CRWD(all of cyber), MSFT, ANET, JPM, GE
Metals are one of the most manipulated markets. Ask the London Exchange and JPM
Yeah, so what’s even more crazy: we had the same teacher. I went to a college where his managing partner that hired him at Goldman Sachs. Our teacher really knew markets. As a matter of fact, HIS FIRST CLASS was on the origins of the financial crisis coming from an iniquitous financial sector which managed to turn assets into bonds. He was hinting, hinting. When I was at JPM, I got to see the books which cooked the industry. And I gotta tell you: they were 10x LOWER than what cooked bitcoin MSTR and OpenAI. So yeah, given what I know now. I think Bear Stearns was the market being dumb AF. Just like the market is being dumb AF about AI. Remember, stay solvent. Live to trade another day.
It is pretty tough but best fit looks like a bank? GS or JPM: - First 10 years very promising, accepted by the market into Russell inclusion. - Years 11-28 marked by periods of extreme volatility, almost went out of existence several times. Known by peers to have a relentless ability for aggressive recovery after totally blowing up. - Years 29-34 up and to the right, printing consistently, accepted by the market into major index inclusion. Still trades at a slightly lower valuation cause market only 90% trusts it. Quite stable, pays a 1.75% dividend. - Known throughout its history to impulsively take on major untested/unproven projects. Some print and some are disasters. Hangs on to failing ideas too long. - Norse pagan tendencies What stock are you??
That’s not true at my investment bank with offices in Berlin (one of GS/MS/JPM). No masters required for associate promo. You just have a reductive mindset. Btw the Gaga quote doesn’t apply. This guy’s fund return 400% annualized net of fees through June before it blew up. And not because he got lucky but because he wrote a thesis about how the AI sector would play out and then was proven right. The only fault here was shitty risk management. Doesn’t mean he is a stupid guy who did not deserve to run a fund of that size / caliber
The whales set him up and feasted on him and fuck ton of others in the market. They now buy up a ton of equity at a huge discount. 1. Don't fuck with Citadel and/or JPM 2. Don't leverage 10x 3. Buy the dip, let's fucking go! Pump this shit now.
Because Goldman, JPM, BAC, all gave it to him. I'm sure he'll use the language of Long Term Capital Management, run by Nobel-winning profs, who said it was a six-sigma event. I mean, what are the chances that Russian markets could collapse at the same time as the Ruble? Inconceivable! What are the odds that IGV could rally (the funding source for SMH this year) at the same time semis could crash? He's got a balanced book guys. He is hedged. He won a math prize. Give him 4x margin!
Lol shit already crashed. This was the crash. Korea got fucking liquidated as a country. The bubble burst from over leverage but it’s pretty isolated to just semis and memory and it should stabilize now. JPM said over 90% of deleveraging has happened already a couple days ago
man i know it's hyperbole. just saying certain people can make such decisions (maybe not alone), to a certain strong effect. Trump, Bessent, Warsh, Blackrock/GS/JPM CEOs can do all kinds of things if they want to silently pivot markets. and they probably do sometimes (after positiong themselves for it ofc)
mostly at the end of the day when they have to settle with JPM
I just got a 90-day trade restriction on my JPM account, looking to take my talents elsewhere.
August will be the month I become a 🐻 (JPM won’t let me trade options)
JPM said 780 at 750, fuck dem back
Remember when JPM said the “buy signal is flashing on equities” yesterday? 🤡
Looking at some JPM 355/360 Calls about 2 wks - 1 month out. The drop this monring makes them look tasty.
the GS & JPM downdrafts are from capital markets bearishness imo, i.e. fewer bond & equity issuances as ai sentiment cools off idk
JPMorgan warns next round of selling will hit indexes beyond just single stocks: "Focus remains firmly on the AI/Tech/MOMO unwind. Key concerns include competitive threats from China — open-source models and DUV production, even as China SPEs are down again today — as well as circular financing and the role of leverage. The widening in NVDA CDS, as the receiver of capex with rising FCF, is more concerning than the move in hyperscalers’ CDS. We maintain factor hedges because crowding risk has not fully cleared on our books. It is worth considering whether another leg lower from here could come with a more pronounced pickup in index correlation." - JPM Market Intel
JPM dumping not a good sign for later today
JPM dumping?! Rate hikes a coming
I love watching ballers go by as I wait to speak to my personal Wealth Manager. I love WFC. Calls on JPM.
bloom energy. smashed q2 earnings yesterday against shorts expectations and down 50% from ATH and 60% from JPM target.
It’s not the JP Morgan’s who are selling. It’s their clients who are selling but it shows up as JPM as Korea is a restricted market and said clients can only trade on Swap (JPMs name).
And Smurfett just got fired from JPM.
JPM last week - don’t buy stocks JPM this week - buy calls, AI stocks at attractive levels Citadel - Warsh is going to hike tomorrow Bank of America - no chance a brand new chair hikes
That's true, although if you expand to today's top 20, you'll still find Exxon and WM and Cisco. And if you compare the top 20 from 2000 with the top 20 from today, you'll additionally get J&J, Eli Lilly, and JPM.
JPM has been one of my biggest holdings ever since i started picking my own stocks.. no d&d, just bought it out of the strength of Dimon’s performance during the 2008 financial crisis.
Fucking JPM won't let me trade. Stupid app shut down.
GOOGL, CARR, and JPM. All held in my brokerage with a 7-10 year time horizon.
Is everyone just buying tech and chips for a long term account? What about banks, (JPM) food (CMG, MCD), and day to day products you use (KMB)?
JPM - “AI names attractive again”. Of course they are they got cut in half in a month.