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Election year. Trump stocks and Biden stocks
$JPM JPMorgan Chase 2023 Q4 earnings call summary by ai
CPI Forecasts from Wall Street and Potential Market Reaction
CPI Forecasts from Wall Street and Potential Market Reaction
Economic Events and Notable Earnings for the week starting 01-08
Thoughts for $BAC and $JPM Earnings Report 1/12?
The Current State of JPMorgan Chase and the banking sector
JPM call ATM exp 2/2. would be my first ever call bought.
Think the Bitcoin ETF Won’t Get Approved?
Altimmune and Viking are the last two companies left for Pharma to FOMO into the Obesity market
Altimmune and Viking are the last two companies left for Pharma to FOMO into the Obesity market
Earning calls of lots of major financial institutions on Jan 12. JPM, BAC, WFC, HDB, BLK, …
How is no one talking about $FSR here!?
Lmao! JPM's Top Chartist. Bwahahahaha. False Information is released on purpose or No one knows shit. The Top chartist. Top Bank in the U.S
$ACGX Thinly traded, Low Float Runner!
Another financial institution crash incoming?
Yet another financial institution getting saved?
Banks look good at this point, and EWBC in particular
We are at the top: “Now is an attractive entry point for long-term investors, says JPMorgan strategist.”
Jamie Dimon to reduce his JPM stake in first stock sale since taking over as boss in 2005
JPM believes Bitcoin ETF will be approved before Jan. 10th.
I wanted to try to invest in 10 completely random stocks to see if this beats the market in 1 year, so I asked ChatGTP...
JPM has another quarter of record profits as net income surges 35% from last year.
10/12/2023 - Put credit spreads to sell with highest return sorted by %OTM (DTE<21)
Anyone has an explanation on this spike with JPM on Monday (oct 9) after hours?
Goodbye Q3... JPM's GIANT collar trade dwarfed by.. the RETURN OF OUR WHALE 🐳
Burry the Bear is right. Another Bank crisis incoming.
Ryan Cohen investigated by securities regulator for pumping and dumping towel company
S&P September Stats: headed for doom or potential for a rally?
JPMorgan Chase Analysis and Financial Statements
Why you should invest in J.P. Morgan ($JPM)
I followed the “ if it’s good to screenshot, it’s good to sell” rule
SPUS down $60 coming from 9% realized vols? Uh oh... 💥 Recapping our SPX Whales + a 🔮into flows / positioning
SPUS down $60 coming from 9% realized vols? Uh oh... 💥 Recapping our SPX Whales + a 🔮into flows / positioning
25-year-old seeking feedback on long-term ETF portfolio
S&P 500 rally is showing signs of a bubble, selloff is coming - JPM By Investing.com
$CVNA | Another ~20K 40.00 C FD on Opening Dip
FOMC Minutes are upon us… 7-3-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ and VIX Daily Market Analysis
tracking abnormal order trade volume for 'improved' return's
Should JPMorgan buy Robinhood?
My 10 leg Wallstreet Parlay (NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE)
HUGE GAINS ON CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES CCL 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
The VIX just had its lowest close since Pre-Covid … 6-2-23 SPY/ ES futures, QQQ and VIX Daily Market Analysis
What should I focus on when evaluating a stock if I want to be somewhat conservative?
Market Recap - 6/1/23 - Stonks only go up?
Market Recap - 5/20/23 - everything is over bought
The road to 430 continues… 5-26-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ, VIX, DXY and 10YR YIELD Weekly Market Analysis
The road to 430 continues… 5-26-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ, VIX, DXY and 10YR YIELD Weekly Market Analysis
Market Recap - 5/25/23 - the age of AI
How is the Fed injecting liquidity into the stock market for dummies like me
The Road to $430 SPY… 5-19-23 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ, VIX, DXY and 10Yr Yield Weekly Analysis
Market Recap - 5/18/23 - I know shits crazy but oof
Market Recap - 5/17/23 - the worst is behind us, maybe
Small Banks vs JPM Chase; who will be the next savory morsel?
Why do some companies not have liquidity until 9:00 am?
PACW: Screwed or Not? A look at the numbers with help from Security Analysis (1934) (tldr $3.7 lots of risk)
Too late to be long but still too early to be short… Welcome to the Pain Range… 5-12-23 SPY/ ES futures, DXY, 10YR Yield and VIX Weekly Reca
SOFI Series, Scene Cinco: I’m Flying, Jack!
The return of the bronotosaurus… the run up to CPI… 5-5-23 SPY/ ES Futures and VIX Daily Market Analysis
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JPM might actually print man regard
JPM earns $150 million in *profit* every day.
Yeah the market is done with 🥭 Waiting on JPM regime change
🌽 has been trying to break through 95k for a while now. Wonder if JPM talking about going big on tokenization was relevant or not. Regardless, feels good and cheers to the tards who held 🍺.
JPM beats earnings... JPM: -5%
I like your thinking. JPM reported today, and 3 other major banks report tomorrow. The market didn't like JPM earnings call today so will see how it responds to the 3 other earnings tomorrow. If positive, I'll enter into 30 DTE XLF calls, otherwise I'll wait.
Hope this sell off continues would love to grab JPM under 300
JPM hasn’t even thought about bouncing
JPM and BK both beats signaling good economy, forget the noise.. market to continue bullishness
Aggressively looking at JPM calls.
Feels like a good entry for JPM calls
Getting smoked on these JPM calls I bought for July. Fuck
Anyone interested in TMDX should read the JPM healthcare conference notes. Lots of bullish news
WVE. CEO speaking at JPM healthcare conference this afternoon
same shit day but with JPM calls
JPM is the one who would eat the loss from lower credit card interest rates. It's not V and MA that does it.
Bought more JPM calls, the credit card cap won't happen
My first thought as well. JPM also has the ear of DT, I'm sure he's been benefiting greatly without us noticing.
JPM is the largest bank/finance company in the world. They issue the most credit cards out of anyone. Making them a very defensive play if the credit rate does get lowered (I don’t see it happening). Jamie Dimon (their CEO) is very good and smart. He knows what he’s doing. The amount of assets they have and control makes them essentially immune to bankruptcy.
Umm JPM hi.. noticed my credit card APR is still not 10%. Can you please fix that.. and while we’re on the phone can you just apply my DOGE check to the balance? That’d be great
Thought about buying the JPM dip then realised the guys a prick so didn’t bother.
I am holding. I think the reason in price change is market dynamics, fundamentals have not changed. The patients uptake was 219 in Q4. This aligns perfectly with OP’s bet. As per some models, this (not taking into account potential rise in patient numbers) implies at least ~400 million peak revenue with patient stacking (not including ex-US revenue). Multiply that by 4, you get 1,6 billion plus some pipeline optionality. With these prices, you are buying safusidenib and all the potential rise in patient uptake for ~700 million. With results that safusidenib is showing, that is a bargain. As per market dynamics, i think NUVB had great momentum in december, everyone was waiting for the deal which would bring in lets say 300 million, rising the market cap by 10% (easy money - why take profit before that). So no one really took profits of the massive rise in valuation. Because the deal did not come through in december, folks started to get nervous and we went from almost 10 toward 8. Then the news of the deal came which was “only” 60 million or so upfront payment, not what people were looking for. Combine that with some profit taking and usual biotech in-between-catalysts decline, and here we are. I think Hung will counter all those arguments today at JPM conference. The thing to look for is how many of new drug prescriptions are done in first line (those contribute to patient stacking the most) and how is community uptake doing (there most patients are given the drug, more than academic centers). Hung knows what he is doing and he did not sell at almost 10. Lets ride!
i mean there are literally all the banking and credit card companies get screw by taco, and you chose to short on something else ? JPM, visa and mastercard all get -3 to -4%. taco is literally telling you which stock to short
RIP my JPM stock. Interest rates are generally crazy (\~25-30%) but yeah this is going to throw the entire industry into chaos. Agree with others saying banks will drop customers and I suspect a huge portion of the economy functions on credit.
u/kaapooj Just listened to the JPM earnings call mentioning growing involvement in tokenized MMFs there. Potential benefits at scale may be things capital efficiency and instant settlement, 24/7 transactions. It should continue to increase integration with the global DeFi ecoystem which I think will steadily grow over time. The extent to which Trump regulates all this will be a factor as well. Still at the end of the day, I think BTC survives everything because history says USD is inevitably going to fall apart. All the classic signs are already apparent. The inability to form any consensus to govern and budget sustainably in the middle. Printing and soft defaulting to avoid making difficult decisions. Extremism and polarization. In a little less than 3 years I expect major tests in 2028 indicating more clearly where we are headed. Big bull market until then for stocks and BTC as well once it finds its footing again.
JPM is short gold & silver fucking retards shoulda sold out when they couldnt manipulate the NBBO any longer bury these scumbag mother fuckers
u/kaapooj Just listened to the JPM earnings call mentioning growing involvement in tokenized MMFs there. Potential benefits at scale may be things capital efficiency and instant settlement, 24/7 transactions. It should continue to increase integration with the global DeFi ecoystem which I think will steadily grow over time. The extent to which Trump regulates all this will be a factor as well. Still at the end of the day, I think BTC survives everything because history says USD is inevitably going to fall apart. All the classic signs are already apparent. The inability to form any consensus to govern and budget sustainably in the middle. Extremism and polarization. In a little less than 3 years I expect major tests in 2028 indicating more clearly where we are headed.
Negative/Offsetting Factors for JPM take notes banks: ncreased Expenses: Overall non-interest expenses increased by 5% year-over-year due to increases in front-office employees, occupancy costs, and technology investments teleowork would have changed this,,,dum ass dimon lol
JPM taking down the entire market. lol.
Who was that guy with puts on JPM? 🥳
I buy JPM calls listening to the regards in this sub and it’s the only thing I own down 90 fucking percent… it’s not even anywhere near expiry always inverse wsb
JPM puts at open were literally free money also what the fuck is wrong with Zuck
JPM BK DAL all ER beat … economy is strong… couple that with QE… boom …. Bullish
Only JPM can drop 1% on a Fking earnings beat
Visa and JPM getting cooked
Was up 4000 on JPM now down 6000 should’ve held puts from last week and not listened to you retards and make 100 thousand
Consumer overall is doing fantastic. Bank earnings already showing retard ber is wrong, yet again. JPM net charge offs super low, actually better than same period prior year: https://i.imgur.com/nSv7InK.png Even auto loans, improved vs. last year: https://i.imgur.com/bZIA2L3.png JPM earnings also looks a lot worse than it really is from the AAPL card portfolio one-time charge. Otherwise results look fantastic 💪. They are 2017 Warriors of capital management.
Bank earnings already showing retard ber is wrong, yet again. JPM net charge offs super low, actually better than same period prior year: https://i.imgur.com/nSv7InK.png Even auto loans, improved vs. last year: https://i.imgur.com/bZIA2L3.png
JPM: We gonna spend 9b in expenses Analyst: Urm....how is that going to translate to profits? JPM: Trust us bro.....
Fuck ass JPM I’m never trading financials again
Should I be listening to the JPM shareholder call? I have 12 shares
Need bad results from JPM so Dow and spy go down by nvda stays up. Come on you got this
Ain't no way JPM falling. ~330 EOM
Come to meee JPM. Come to daddy! \~305, 305, Three OH FIVE!
Check JPM guide to the markets. Almost double the 30-yr avg PE, 12pts higher than 30-yr avg Schiller Cape PE, 1% less in the avg dividend yield for 30-yr avg…. S&P is due for a pullback
How’s JPM options looking? 😂
JPM beat and great guidance, this POS still sells off
Yea JPM, BK, DAL, CPI, plus bonds auction all can move the market collectively or independently
CPI, JPM, BK, DAL, bonds auction, credit card rate 10% cap
# A beat from JPM this morning is a good sign for SOFI
JPM is the Google of finance, it may be a boomer stock but it's heading to $400
Wen JPM dump? Hurry up, I just want to get a little exposure.
Piece of SHIT, JPM 4Q link page not found. Fucking hedgefunds pinging that address 23985632431 times per second.
JPM with a monster beat.
$JPM | JPMorgan Q4 2025 Earnings - Adj EPS $5.23 (est $4.70) - Adj. Rev. $46.77B (est $46.35B) - FICC Sales & Trading Rev $5.38B (est $5.27B) - Investment Banking Rev. $2.55B (est $2.65B) - Equities Sales & Trading Rev $2.86B (est $2.7B) - Standardized CET1 Ratio 14.5% (est 14.8%) - Managed Net Interest Income $25.11B (est $24.99B) - Total Deposits $2.56T (est $2.58T) - ROE 15% (est 15.7%) - Loans $1.49T (est $1.45T) - Qtr Included $2.2B Net Reserve Build
Oh boy. JPM earnings were big.
Why is SPY multiplied by percentage directly while JPM multiply by 1.05. Very dubious coding skill.
if j\_dimon.mention = "cockroach" : ( SPY = SPY.last \* -1% ) elif j\_dimon.mention = "rats" : ( SPY = SPY.last \* -10% ) else : ( JPM = JPM.last \* 1.05 , Order = BUY.BUY.BUYYYYYYYY ) EXECUTE!
Thanks for the tip, but you’re missing the point. This is a long play, could even come out of JPM this week with a de-risking strategic partnership
I sold a put on JPM expiring this Friday. Hopefully earnings tomorrow don’t make me regret it Also sold puts on klarna and affirm
Already have decent position in JPM.
Yeah. Meanwhile, another bio stock goes up $5 today on speculation during JPM week. You decide what play you want to go with
Yup and JPM and other banks earnings
Calls: BK DAL Puts: JPM
I don’t buy options for earnings. If I was playing JPM I’d sell puts 12-15% OTM. Crackers but I’m not get trapped.
Definitely. Banks that issue credit cards (C, JPM, WFC, etc.) are. Plus, they have been on a tear heading into earnings so some are probably locking in profits.
Fuck my chud life could’ve had 150 grand if I held my JPM puts and I sold them for qqq puts for a measly gain
Is JPM an oil company ( drill baby drill), a AI/Tech company or a Bank these days? Hell it could be a Healthcare company. I just don’t know what the company I’m watching even do anymore.
BHVN update at JPM HC looks very promising for a long term play. Been a series of misses for them recently.
Who crosses the 1T threshold sooner, JPM or TSLA
I bought JPM calls thinking it was the bottom. Nope. $330c are cooked
JPM calls are awfully cheap ahead of earnings…. Buying more
Literally could’ve bought calls on anything and would’ve made money today, instead of JPM calls even Visa calls printed…fuck
Was gonna sell my JPM calls for a loss, but considering that SPY hasn’t dropped yet, maybe they’ll miraculously jump 10% tomorrow
TWST also updates their IR presentation for the JPM healthcare conference, going [here](https://investors.twistbioscience.com/events-and-presentations/presentations/). I'm so bullish on this.
Credit spreads on JPM at open was free money. Easy 350$ for each 1k$ with a ~7% buffer.
Last day to load up on WVE before the JPM Healthcare conference tomorrow!
Last day to load up on WVE before the JPM Healthcare conference tomorrow!
JPM just jumped up 1% now, wth
JPM looking like free money right now.
JPM calls gonna bring my port straight into negative today… sick
Trump wants to point his guns at the likes of JPM, C, BOA, etc and chop their profits on 1.3 trillion US CC debt by more than 50%. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... He dont have that kind of firepowa...NO ADMINISTRATION has that kind of firepowa, LEAST OF ALL dumpo. Those bank FUCKS OWN THE WORLD Bro....
Isn’t it the JPM healthcare shit in San Fran?
JPM isn’t stupid enough to believe that 🥭 will allow a hike. So I wonder what game they are playing.
JPM forecasting no cuts in 2026 and Fed hike in 2027.
Yea the history is crazy. JPM just paying billion dollar fines and naked shorts. Commodities in general are interesting
Great opportunity to get into JPM and AXP
160IQ play: Selling JPM puts for the ER tomorrow Selling AMD 200P weeklies Thank me later
V, MA JPM, APX fucking woof
Should’ve held JPM puts now I’m gonna hold calls💪