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Lmao! JPM's Top Chartist. Bwahahahaha. False Information is released on purpose or No one knows shit. The Top chartist. Top Bank in the U.S
$ACGX Thinly traded, Low Float Runner!
Another financial institution crash incoming?
Yet another financial institution getting saved?
Banks look good at this point, and EWBC in particular
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Jamie Dimon to reduce his JPM stake in first stock sale since taking over as boss in 2005
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And they will beat as always, big suprises across the board, will get sold of because Nvda margins were 0.005% lower than some JPM analyst had in his Excel sheet.
JPM doesn't seem to think there's anything to freak out about. Introducing **THE TELL**
It’ll probably be GS/MS/JPM/Citi/BofA
There's a private credit crisis going on behind the scenes, JPM has talked about it multiple times All the endless lying out of the \*\*\*\*ist l\*bby about the war is actually doing a better job of propping things up than most people realize
Retail news: bearish Retail news reporting retail is bearish Institutions saying sell the dip. Lutnicks sons boss saying buy JPM says sell God. So many fucking signs to buy. Guess I’ll buy puts.
60% sounds dramatic but JPM has been bearish on TSLA for like… years lol. Stock’s still priced like a tech company while margins are sliding, so I get the concern. Idk if it’s a crash but expectations definitely feel way lower than they used to be.
$JPM saying sell $TSLA to get suckers to buy SpaceX
JPM is good at calling bottoms after they happen, lol. But yeah, that inventory build is a red flag. Any thoughts on how much of that is Cybertruck ramp vs actual demand issues? Could get real ugly if those interest rates keep hammering auto sales. Risky play either way.
JPM adjusted target to ~720 if I remember correctly
Fuck JPM. I just Inverse every god damn thing they say.
Listen to JPM who is urging investors to buy the dip now! Surely there are no ulterior motives to that
You linked an article of Jamie Dimon ‘warning’ that credit losses will be larger than anticipated. He wrote that in his shareholder letter. You realize banks like JPM compete with direct lenders like BX, KKR, OWL, Apollo, etc? You realize they’ve lost that war and would gladly win that business back if they could? You realize JPM just launched a PC fund of their own? All of this to say, Jamie Dimon is incentivized to portray PC in a negative light. I’m not saying there’s not bad actors, and I’m not saying there won’t be defaults (going from nothing to something is always a story) but this entire conversation started because you said ‘dumbass’ retail is going to save everyone from illiquidity issues. ✌️
Oh look, JPM concern trolling again
Most of them would realize JPM is right and short along with them.
Right it is all carefully sequenced incl selling or carrying forward Just like the JPM Collar on March 31 or this year March 18 quarterly/yearly OpEx
Again, don’t listen to JPM or any other Vampire Squid firms telling us anything. I’ve no doubt gas is going higher. It has been for a month. We won’t ever have resolution in Iran. As with everything else, once it’s gone up, it’s remained up. Oh, except labor wages. It’s just bad all around now. No wonder people are just checking out mentally.
JPM didn't get as much of a cut for the Spacex IPO as they wanted, so this is their retribution. The entire industry is now and has been for 30+ years a whorehouse.
This is BULLISH signal. Liberation day - JPM said SPX is going to 4,100
Aka JPM is short tesla. They're looking for all the help thet can get....
LongRun Score Alignment For your platform, these names map well to your LONGRUN scoring framework: CVX, HII, JPM, BRK.B KLAC and LYB. How everyone think?
without reading , because JPM is one the biggest manipulator players in this stock and many others
JPM is saying there will be a Tesla selloff to buy SpaceX IPO definitely a possibility but who knows
That's a brand new sentence from what I said? I thought this was obvious, but what I'm saying is that other large investors would see what JPM was doing and act on it.
This JPM analyst, Ryan Brinkman, is ranked 10,493 out of 12,128 Wall Street Analysts on Tipranks. Success rate is 50%. He is telling people to sell Rivian, with a price target of $9. I don't know if he has ever ranked TSLA as a buy. He told people to sell many times before it went up 15x.
This mf thinks he can tank 100% power JPM. You truly belong here.
Well if JPM actually decided to throw its full weight in money at shorting Tesla, it would actually become really profitable to bet against them and temporarily pump the price of Tesla to burn their bets.
Yes. The article was written by a single JPM writer who is considered a "far outlier" to the valuation estimate of the stock. So basically this article was written by a retard.
JPM always tryna crash some shit so he can get it low
JPM trying to find more bagholders. They are simply not a reputable source of information, as they hold positions on both sides of nearly every trade. Every stock. We don't allow sports competition where one team gets to make the rules. Why do we allow it in investment markets, seeing as how that's completely "gamified" now, anyway?
Only difference between me and a guy at JPM calling for this is one of us is trading retail losing money and the other is trading million-dollar funds losing money. We are all losing money.
Didn’t JPM have a $5 PT for most of covid?
Once again JPM is probably right and once again the info is way too early and people will screw up whatever position they take based off this assessment.
Tesla can remain irrational longer than JPM can stay solvent or something like that idk
TSLA receives JPM kiss of life, it will go up inversely and up 60% by EOY
If you want a somewhat safe dividen paying stock, sure. BAC probably isn't a bad pick. But BAC is a relatively conservative finacial institution. They don't attempt to have nearly the same growth as their other competitors. Just look at JPM. What about BAC's growth plan do you like? Are they entering or expanding into any big new markets or products? Thinking this is the "Best all time opportunity stocks ever" is just confusing..
banks have been leading the decline for awhile now, and energy are usually the last ones to rally in a cycle, in line with past tops, we are almost there. I've been buying GS and JPM on every rally and will be giving MS a closer look, thanks.
Sorry, I apologize. Just having some fun. JPM is very respectable brokerage, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
BAC just settled a lawsuit that probably should have cost them more and they seem undervalued compared to the way JPM has gone up… and there is bullish call activity… BAC “probably” isn’t going to have a bank run if something like that regional bank bs happens again… buy under 50 with a stop below 45/46 seems safe enough
True, but the market is currently pricing in an opening of the strait in 2-3 weeks, with flows returning to normal thereafter, with oil going back below $80 in H2 '26 and a transitory spike in inflation. This combined with strong earnings growth for US companies. I would also like to see a sharp correction, but the market sees the above mentioned scenario and every big investment firm (Goldman, JPM, etc.) is teaching this narrative.
Good luck with the puts, hopefully they pay you so i can nab some cheaper shares. Sure they probably don't want them to steal business but JPM has a 5% stake in SOFI and their price target is $31. They actually win if SOFI succeeds.
So on average, it looks like you're risking about $9.50 to collect $0.50. If true, you'll make 50 cents a day for 234 days a year and lose $9.50 18 days a year, assuming you hold to expiration . Your expected value is -$54 (+$0.50 x 234 - $9.50 x 18). So either you need to cap your max loss at $6.50 or reduce the number of losing days to just breakeven, not counting transaction costs. Based on these numbers, the winning trade is to be a BUYER of the spreads, not a seller. Of course, as IV/vol surface/RV change, none of these numbers is static. But from a fundamental perspective, since most market participants are long stock, they hedge by purchasing puts and selling calls (see JPM Collar), hence the vol smile. All things being equal, there is a net relative opportunity to be long out-of-the-money call options. My natural tendency is to be long vol/gamma but I'm always analyzing the vol surface to determine if and when there are opportunities to short vol. I do, at times, find opportunities to go short, but the best long-term position is to be a buyer of out-of-money call spreads, as demonstrated by your simple example.
I’m a bit younger than you but not much… What I do is, basically I invest a percentage of my “cash” based on what the current price / valuations are at… so when the market was at 7000, I was 60% in cash. The market went down about 9%, some companies (like GOOG, MSFT, etc.) were down 20% or so… during that time period, I put in about half of that cash, so now I’m at 30% cash. I built up positions in GOOG, MSFT, BRK.B, UI, RL, JPM, TSMC, ASML, etc… the biggest movements were into GOOG and MSFT. Now that the market is kind of irrationally high again in my mind, and with great uncertainty about Iran (I think people might be overly sanguine about it), I’m taking some back out - but maintaining almost the entirety of the positions in GOOG and MSFT, because I am loathe to sell them while they are low :) Anyway - long story short - I do it as a PROPORTION of my cash, and I do things pretty gradually… except when prices on GOOG went down 20%, I deployed cash pretty damn quickly.
I'm mainly very boring and buy index funds with whatever free cash I have on hand, but my biggest individual trade successes were buying large XOM, JPM and STOR positions during pandemic lows. Although not technically an investment, I'd say refinancing two properties at <3% was a major break as well.
Lol, do you know yesterday only went up because low volume pump necessary to save options expiry of JPM collar options, right? In no other world with USD gaining value and oil +13% market would end green. We are in bear market since SPY was 7000 despite they called kangaroo. Soon you understand, soon you will stop loosing money.
It really was the MMs JPM had to roll a shitton of options at the end of the quarter to cover their collar options play, that jacks up IV in a market where the IV is already high from shit like I ran because a huge fund of theirs gets into OTM options as a hedge and rolls positions every quarter Also the price action was influenced by the MMs to fry far OTM put and call holders praying for huge swings (retail) going into today after a 🥭 speech - the end of a short trade week when most options expire. The speech creates a gamma event many MMs probably also got rumor of from the inside, which explains a lot of pump going into today (buy the rumor). After the gamma event, its just a matter of thetaing out if your an MM so you don't get assigned. Best us little people can hope for is grab a crumb like the call I held this morning that went from .02 to .80 in a couple minutes then back down to .40 almost instantly (i bought around .40 yesterday at close)
It's a 20 Billion dollar option hedge that JPM does at start of every quarter to hedge its positions. It's so big that it defines the range for that period and it's very very hard to breakthrough. **Ceiling is 6,865** **Floor is 6,180**
Oh yeah dude that JPM collar fo sho
I think this week was about that. Think JPM collar, too.
I guess my point is, much higher leverage and the same nesting securitization is legal unlike in traditional investment banking, and if it's legal it will draw rent-seeking money in. We don't know to what extent that may have occurred on top of the 1.5 trillion global book value number I saw recently which is why I'm not shouting about the sky falling, just pointing out something to watch for. The entities backing all this are traditional banks via "back leverage". Some banks have been moving to protect themselves like JPM. Others are gonna get caught with their pants down. [https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-12/private-credit-s-back-leverage-is-another-pain-point-for-funds](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-12/private-credit-s-back-leverage-is-another-pain-point-for-funds)
Monday and Tuesday were pure market manipulation. The JPM collar, the headlines from NY Post, and WSJ, and then his tweets about negotiations. In hindsight, it’s clear this was all to manipulate the market. Last night, the message is clear. It’s not about negotiating.
Well well well.......so he announces war over JPM's put collar expires worthless...... Only to reset yesterday and now it's back on. Friends in high places. Well done bois well done.
JPM collar lowered the Floor. 6000 here we come
my JPM collar trade is SO back 🙌
Next time you trade on the day JPM put collar expires, just give me the money so I can make the gains smh Smh Smh
Yesterday was JPM collar puts were ITM so they had to buy
Don't trade if you don't understand how it could be pumping. It COULD be a bear market and still pump after dumps. It's not just news that can influence stock prices. You have people closing their shorts. When stock prices rises they become scared and close it out, similar to how people overeact and dump harder when stocks dump. You have end of month inflows where managers see that stocks are relatively cheap so they are going to buy anyways. If they still think it's risky there are options to hedge against it like JPM collar you know. You have end of month options expirations. The lack of more bad news is a good enough reason for money to jump in. They don't give a shit about the outlook for a single month. Personally I don't think it's a bear or a bull market, rather a crab market until we get farther clarification on what will really happen. It's still a good time to put in some money and keep some cash on hand to buy more if it really dumps harder. If people let their political thinking get in the way of just putting money in the market, in the very long term they are straight up losing a bunch of a money they could be getting.
JPM Collar just opened the Trap Door
JunQ 5210/ 6180 Put Spread vs 6865 Call JPM's Hedged Equity Fund buys put spread, sells call I got this from @volsignals
Vibes JPM collar trade (I don't know what that means but I've heard other people talk about it)
The irony if Good Friday, becomes Black Friday in markets. JPM is clearly the dealer in control, their collar trade made this happen... Do they allow a bounce or do we start heading towards their new Put wall...
i almost pulled the trigger on JPM calls on that dip. now i'm just watching on the sidelines like an asshole.
JPM says asia runs out of energy today & everyone else follows suit in the following two weeks.
JPM collar - happened same time last year too. Put it on your calendars.
The Q2 structure is now live: a 5,210 / 6,180 put spread versus a 6,865 short New JPM collar ending June
What is this JPM Collar I’ve seen mentioned here. I googled it and don’t understand it but it does say there a Trap Door. Yesterday was a trap?
Market up oil up hmmm JPM collar ment more than ya thought huh ber
Sincere answer here (and unfortunately I didn't learn about it until it was too late). Today the JPM Collar trade hit (it closes positions once a quarter) and if you look at the volume spikes throughout the day it was crazy irregular matching opening volume which typically is the day's high unless major news drops. Second yesterday Jpow talked to Harvard students and said the fed was monitoring the situation and basically no interest rate hikes were in the near future so the market took that as positive news. Third the market had been/was oversold according to analysts and so people jumped back in especially after the collar trade volume spiked the market up. People jumped on it because they want good news and stocks to go up. So retail didn't do much it was the MM's. Retail as always helped keep up momentum but again look at volume, you don't rise that high and quick without big institutions doing the heavy lifting. Fourth some believe this is the dead cat bounce before the market shits the bed again. Fifth, if you really want to add to it, 🥭 said war's over soon for the millionth time today. It was kinda perfect storm situation for relief rally today. I know you regards don't read long text but this is the answer for today. And no I didn't make any money because I'm a regard as well. Hard lessons learned.
What if the real JPM collar was the friends we made along the way 🤔
I mean.. today was just the EoM window dressing and tomorrow is the JPM collar roll..
So JPM collar finally expired yesterday That massive 6475 put that was capping this bitch for weeks? Gone. Dealers stopped selling every rip and flipped to buying. That’s why we pumped hard into the 6540s. No more artificial ceiling. Now we breathe free… until JPM slaps a new Q2 collar on us Who else riding this squeeze or already loading puts for the trap door?
There wasn't a new message from Iran. The Iranian PM said yesterday, what he has been saying for weeks. The JPM collar trade expired today. Looks like they moved it down for next quarter.
New JPM collar for June q2. 5210/ 6180 Put Spread vs 6865 Call The window for market to trade in is the 6180 put - 6865 call. No new ath expected through q2. That 6180 put isnt exactly a floor because we can certainly pierce through it especially if it happens in april/may with time to rebound up to it by the next quarter opex.
Partly fund rebalancing and partly JPM collar trade roll over.
JPM collar trade was today and all their option positions were so under water option magic had to push them up.
You were fighting against EOM. some huge buyers hitting the tape today. And the JPM collar got murdered. They lost half a billion dollars on that trade since yesterday. Sorry bud you picked the wrong day
30,000 spx puts at 6475 opened by JPM for their quarterly collar, market had a pump to avoid max loss as options writers would have had a great time trying to buy that shit back at yesterday's level. Slight loss for JPM, giant steam roller of share sells avoided, a lower floor set for next quarter, volatility shrunk.
put that collar on me, JPM daddy
JPM put collar wins again.
6475 is the JPM collar trade. If we close above what does that mean?
Ever if its true doesnt make the war is over. You dont send more military if you want peace. Dont forget today is big Funds quarterly rebalance and JPM short position that theyll sell.
MM’s really made up headlines just to pump market so they don’t have to pay JPM put collar lmfaoooooo
I am not particularly conspiratorial but this is awfully well timed news considering the JPM collar trade expires today
I don't even remember his username I just remember seeing it and thinking hm, interesting timing given JPM collar is sitting at max loss at time of writing. Pretty sure he was either a JPM analyst looking to close the collar trade or some hedge fund with info on the upcoming quarter 2 collar strikes. Only way to have known it would be a hugely green day
There was some random dude here on weekend thread saying today couldn't be a red day due to reasons he couldn't say. We got some JPM analysts on wsb?
6515 close for the JPM collar people
JPM Collar. Every March 31. Also Trump TACO.
A 2.5% move in the market is ~$1.5 trillion. JPM is not doing that themselves, not even close
He's actually right. The rally is mostly JPM collar trade
MM don’t have to pay out on the huge JPM collar, 35k contracts set to expire today with a put strike at 6475, what a wonderful coincidence 😂
Is this just the JPM collar?
Literally MMs trying to not hedge the JPM 6475 puts.
Almost as if JPM sold a massive 6475p position expiring today 💀
Bers don’t want to pay attention to JPM collar lmfaoooooooooo
No eyeran threat is going to change MM’s plan of closing this bitch at, or above, 645 so they don’t pay out JPM puts lmfaoooo
I don’t mind sharing a few holdings. I’m in the market for the long haul so I am a buy and hold investor for sure. I believe time in the market is better for me at least than timing the market and so far so good. AAPL, BRKB, MSFT, JPM, GOOG (Now Alphabet), and T.
JPM sent that Iranian tweet out lmfaoooo