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Lmao! JPM's Top Chartist. Bwahahahaha. False Information is released on purpose or No one knows shit. The Top chartist. Top Bank in the U.S
$ACGX Thinly traded, Low Float Runner!
Another financial institution crash incoming?
Yet another financial institution getting saved?
Banks look good at this point, and EWBC in particular
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Jamie Dimon to reduce his JPM stake in first stock sale since taking over as boss in 2005
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Only thing I can think of is the JPM commentary yesterday. Not great for the consumer.
JPOW could something extremely funny: \-proclaim "long live mao-spontex" \-Increase interest rates by 50000 bps \-personally make sure to bankrupt JPM \-engage in distributing helicopter money and soup kitchens while the financial system burns down
JPM calls was free money and no one listened
JPM back to 318, JNJ back to 205, it's stocks that start with J day
In on some JPM calls for March. Maybe it will fly again
I told yall JPM calls at the open was free money. $305c went from .80 to 3.20
JPM plz get to $305 so I can get out of these weekly calls 😭
META and JPM calls is literally free money JPM $305c and META $460c
JPM getting ganged up on by major sellers lmao. watch that fucker enter free-fall.
JPM calls was free money at the open
Fair point about it getting crowded but honestly think that's kinda bullish for the early movers like FIGR. JPM will definitely adapt but they're also carrying decades of legacy infrastructure that's gonna be expensive AF to modernize The 10 day mortgage close vs 42 days is pretty wild though - if they can scale that without breaking anything they could carve out decent market share before the big boys fully pivot
I bought JPM at 300, how fucked am i for today? Light fuck, proper fuck or cum & go fuck
Markets are acting surprised by JPM’s spending guidance — but honestly, this is the cost of staying ahead. AI + payments competition aren’t optional expenses for a bank that wants to lead the next decade. Short-term margin pressure? Yes. Long-term moat building? Also yes. Sometimes the best investments look ugly on day one.
JPM losing money on AI is bullish for regarded permabols short-term. Way too many careers and reputations have been built on future AI productivity gains. JPM will throw billions more at this before admitting they may have been just a little bit retarded, like a smidgen retarded.
Im guessing JPM losing money on AI wont prompt huge cuts to their AI budget like they do with labour costs, and we got a few more quarters of them doubling down before they admit they overspent
imagine what that 400k could've done. it could've paid for some conservatory, saved some animals, or idk, paid for the education of two Rhodes scholars. Instead you've decided to donate it to such JPM or Goldman fuck
It's not, it's another loss making Elon ego massaging business. It will never IPO, they will just keep hinting at it and raising privately at absurd valuations with tiny offerings so that Elon can continue to borrow billions against his equity from JPM. It's the perfect scam business. When people ask to see and figures or why they haven't floated yet he can just say "secret DoD stuff", The government contracts give him cast iron guarantees to borrow against and he can blather on about mars or some sci fi bullshit and pretend he's doing it for real.
Wtf, why did JPM drop so much?
The sell volume on JPM was the rate cut effect
Anyone buying the dip in JPM?
JPM had its worst day in 14 months today... -4.6%
Why is that JPM dump flying under the radar. Is this the sign of a looming catastrophe in the marekt?
JPM falls 4.7% after warning 2026 expenses will jump on credit card competition and AI spending [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorgan-stock-tumbles-over-4-after-company-warns-on-higher-spending-in-2026-195605298.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jpmorgan-stock-tumbles-over-4-after-company-warns-on-higher-spending-in-2026-195605298.html)
Feeling another JPM dump at open hope I’m wrong
JPM was the canary. We get rugged tomorrow
Worth buying the JPM dip?
And? Is the unique way of delay the crash. It is inevitable most of desktop jobs get replaced by AI. Obviously companies will fund individuals who doesn't work in a universal basic rent throw taxes. No cutting 50bps now only means cut more jobs now because everything is about to fall of a cliff. See 1995 emergency rate cut. Bubble did not burst till 2000... Stock market is not the economy as well, and given JPM drop today they WANT 50bps cut.
I've never been more confident in my SPY and JPM calls for tomorrow. Bears will have another week of let down and disappointment
the M in JPM is major bag holder LMAO
JPM down 5% because they said consumers look fragile. lol.
JPM calls here is free money Over reaction
JPM is the new Lehman brothers lmao.
JPM falls -5% because one of their own execs said “economy bad?” Yeah that’s totally legit. No manipulation here.
My JPM calls are about to print. !banbet JPM 310 3d
Wouldn’t be buying into JPM calls now, look at Nov14 slow bleed for 4-5 days, could be happening again now
They rugged call chasers on JPM so hard 😂
JPM is a going back to $280. Just be patient and get ready to load up when it does.
Please lord, make JPM calls pay bigly and not turn into a falling knife
JPM dumping like a mf into the close, If I had money available id all in it.
Honestly is crazy so many insane signals point towards a flat day or even sell on news. That's why having calls is the most sane play, they got super cheap today because noone wants it, and that's why MM will **** all put holder and rise index +1% on cut. It is not priced in this market of the GOLDEN age 🪙. JPM tank today 4% on "weak consumer sentiment" means regional banks they will push tomorrow for 50bps cut as they want to give more cheap loans and I would not be surprised it is in given there is negative job number and inflation under control on 2.7% on no data.
JPM calls are expensive!
I can't make a dime today, to the tits into JPM. I guess is water for breakfast
Sorry. I have half of my port in SPY 2 week options. Unique thing pretty weird is IV crush they got today, but I still green for today. Literally 2 weeks already +100% by just scalping and playing it pretty safe. But now with this VIX increase either hit it super big this year with 50bps cut tomorrow or avoid pay tax this year. It would be a ripoff 23% tax here. I would rather make another X4. JPM fall today shows a 50bps is needed to make market GREAT AGAIN. Powell can say only 25, but regional banks have the word on the meeting.
JPM an over reaction. Calls it is
I know you guys bought the dip on JPM already up 100%
BAC -0.9 GS +0.8 BLK +0.7 WFC -1.19 C -1.1 JPM -4 MS +1.4 Nice cliff bro.
JPM drilling just to send more mixed signals. 😂😂😂
Guys my tinfoil hate is getting itchy. JPM announced 50b in stock buy backs in July. In 2 quarters they've done 13b. Stock approaching ATH. Jamie inititates "Send out the blonde lady" and the stock tanks 15 bucks per share. I'm bullish.
JPM pumping its own stock
I think everyone would be happy if JPM were gone lol
cockroaches are coming out from JPM crack
# JPM drops 5% in one hour # the schizos: "oh shit, somebody knows something....." ( ≖ ⤙ ≖ ) # the bols: "its... its just a gully." (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )
Who hurt JPM was it you Michael sailor??
Silver did. JPM is short silver.
JPM massive overreaction. BUY CALLS NOW.
Almost 50bn rocked off the market with Boeing and JPM Chase alone.
So JPM was gonna drill -4% and they didn’t tell us?
Oh shit, you guys weren't kidding about JPM. 4.5% drop off of no news means there's big news
It’s either investors are seeing 1.5T national security investment thing or Epstein for JPM, guessing the latter
JPM hitting levels not seen since November
SPY pull a JPM and dump -5% today 👐
JPM committed seppuku https://x.com/wallstengine/status/1998447903032094764?s=46&t=bQjz-yJHCN5xVz-AOP65IA
Wait what happened with JPM?
Oh yeah that JPM slide gotta be Epstein
JPM going out like old yeller
Never trust Jamie Dimon. He's gonna throw out the FUD today and then talk about rate cuts put JPM in a strong AI lending position tomorrow
That red candle on JPM. Casual 2% loss in 30 seconds
So on slow red days we pull some fuckery with NVDA to temp spike the market to kill the puts. And on slow green days we pull fuckery with JPM to kill the calls. Neat.
Is JPM pricing in Epstein files release like MSFT has been
Do we know the JPM news yet?
Where were you when JPM's MSTR short position getting liquidated brought the first SPY circuit breaker of 2025?
It's the JPM MSTR pairs trade. Get in
JPM: 4Q markets revenue up in the low teens YoY. JPM: Consumer backdrop is “a bit more fragile” and expects 2025 card charge-offs around 3.3%