JPM

gotwaffles

Schwab isn't owned by JPM, then they wouldn't be a public company lol. Is this written by chatgpt?

thalassamikra

Hopefully those JPM commodity bros are saying the same thing.

ZEALOUS_RHINO

You really think JPM ain't getting a bail out when shit hits the fan? You really don't understand crony capitalism in a fiat currency system. Good luck.

jostradumass

JPM looking for that giga bailout. It’ll rip.

InverseTheReverse

It’s ignorant to ask what “breakthroughs” as if breakthroughs happen in multiples. A true breakthrough isn’t common enough to have multiple. QBTS did achieve quantum supremacy. Topoconductor material is a break through. Coherence > 1 ms People say there’s no commercial allocation but JPM, BMW, Amgen and others are currently paying for qiluantim computing power. I could go on and on about the achievements but you’ll just find excuses why they don’t meet “your criteria” People like you didn’t believe in Tesla you wouldn’t have believed in the radio or the microwave or the telephone back in the day. There’s no fix for short sightedness.

Panda_Pam

Financial advisors, if they are from big firms like JPM, ML, etc., can give you access to alternative investments. I don't mean bitcoin or gold, I mean private equity, exchange funds, VC funds, etc. that you wouldn't be able to get in open market. Imagine if you were a VC invested Anthropic a couple of years ago, you would be banking right now! Alternative investments would be good for diversification, especially if you think AI bubble and recession will lead to a big correction in the market. One caveat is that private equity and exchange funds come with higher fees (I've seen up to 5%, they usually have performance fee on top of admin fees if the investment is doing well) , minimum size requirements (the smallest minimum investment that I've come accross is $50k), and for the most part less liquid. But if you're young, have excess money that you don't need for the next 7 to 10 years, it is not a big issue. With regard to fees, you can negotiate fee reduction as your portfolio grows. I've been able to get my fees reduced from 1% to 0.9%, to 0.7% over 10 years period, and should be able to get it down to 0.6% in the next year based on growth projections. Also, if you're interested in private equity or exchange funds, have your financial advisor waived the placement fee.

NiceConcentrate5843

Let’s all just short squeeze JPM

cfd2126

Exactly. JPM will reverse this call three more times before December even gets here. The Fed's basically playing it by ear now. Whatever the latest data point or speech says, that becomes the new "obvious" move. Until it doesn't.

NochillWill123

It’s probably going to squeeze . They are shorted to the ground , including JPM.

Historical_Air_8997

From a quick browse of your post history it looks like you have about $1.5m. While you qualify to be an accredited investor you’re barely on the cusp and wont be the first call companies make for investors. I work in alternatives and the main benefit here is moderate returns that are generally not correlated to the stock market. If you do want to dip your toes into alternatives you should look into a closed-end fund at a credible place like JPM/KKR/Ares/Apollo etc. They tend to have high fees/expenses that eat into returns but the big ones usually beat inflation after fees. Some places may not want your money, I’ve worked at places that don’t talk to anyone under $20m in liquid assets with $500k min commitments. There are funds with pretty low buy ins at like $10k, but with higher fees. I would avoid trying to get into private equity on your own and pre-ipo can be very risky. You don’t sound like you’re ready for that yet, should keep learning for a year or two and read up on companies and track some without investing real money. You’re more likely to win the lottery than turning $25k into $2m in alternatives. It’s not impossible, but the people who do are either extremely lucky or very good at what they do and have tons of investments that went $25k to $0.

GoZukkYourself

Early in the week, Deutsche Bank released its S&P 500 forecasts, predicting 8,000 points for 2026. D. Lakos-Bujas has set its base target for the end of 2026 for the S&P 500 SPX at 7,500 points. Now, JPM is also calling for SPX to hit 8,000. They are expecting 2 more rate cuts and earnings growth of 13-15% over the next two years.

Tyrant597

JPM funded Nazi Germany.

DryAdministration344

# JPMorgan NFE Options - ELI5 **What they did:** Reduced calls by 33%, increased puts by 7,070% **What it means:** They sold calls to retail/institutions (bullish buyers), then bought puts to protect themselves from getting squeezed **Why it matters for squeeze:** When NFE rises, JPM is FORCED to buy shares to hedge their short call position = adds buying pressure (gamma squeeze on top of short squeeze) **The signal:** They're hedging BOTH ways (binary outcome) but the massive put increase shows they're worried about upside risk - they expect volatility **Bottom line:** This is the same dealer setup that preceded GME/AMC - market makers short calls + stock rises = forced buying = squeeze fuel

TIZ3NI

JPM just bought more shares in NFE.

AcademicStandard3701

JPM trying to stop people from buying bitcoin 😂

suizman

If JPM ends up ass impaled for shorting MSTR and 🌽will they try to blame ape regards like us?

OverheadPress69

I personally found that cutting my holdings to essentially only large cap stocks (only midcaps I own are Regeneron and Kratos Defense) improved profitability significantly. Less wide swings down and it’s much easier to make money on better companies, which large caps generally are. I typically pick my 15-20 highest conviction large caps and go in on them with the same amount (usually ~2k quarterly) then keep a satellite of 5-10 mid-cap stocks at $500-$1000. If they perform well, they continue to get quarterly contributions. If they don’t, I sell and put it into whatever high-conviction large cap is dipping. There’s just so much more uncertainty around mid/small caps, companies without established cash flows/profits, and less information available. I also stick to areas I know personally (tech, consumer, healthcare, defense, industrial) and stay away from those I don’t, regardless of the quality of company (no finance like JPM/V, no insurance like UNH/Allstate, no crypto like Coinbase/Strategy, no oil like Exxon/Chevron, no energy like NEE/GEV, no mining like MP/Coeur, no travel like Hilton/Delta even though Expedia has been at the top of my watchlist for a bit now). It works for me and I can still rotate away from tech and into my consumer/industrial/defense/health holdings if the Nasdaq drops

Rare-ish_Birb

JPM 305c p p p printing 🥳🥳

Frequent-Length-9966

JPM laughs at you from the great beyond.

TheBoringInvestor96

Self directed day trading? Robinhood Self directed invest? Fidelity Managed invest conservative? Vanguard Managed invest aggressive? JPM

sean2449

1. Buffett and JPM bought a tons of shares before hands. Classic tactic to pump and dump. 2. Buy low sell high. You don’t guess, put a stop loss sell order.

NochillWill123

I should exit my mstr calls . JPM got BTC on lock rn

Odd_Hunt4570

JPM👏

AcademicStandard3701

HAHAHAHA 😆 JPM is gonna bankrupt anyone that buys that pos stock with 0 business model, But diluting bagholders of the stock. This is what Michal burry have coming to him. I’ll buy BTC after he goes broke.

BigShmokeBuffer

GOOG 265p 12/12 at open Big boys will come back from holidays next week to fix what you regards and the JPM interns did to the market

Ochopuss

If it is true that JPM does have a large short position against MSTR then you guys are all missing the point - this isn’t about MSTR directly, it would mean JPM has reason to believe BTC is going to collapse. An MSTR short would be a good strategy.

Gilly8086

Big institutions like JPM short Strategy as a hedge against BTC!

LifeEfficiency8272

People sentiment turning anti-company can def have a huge impact. So I guess what ur saying is if u believe in STRATEGY business model (which I do) and wanna ride the anti-JPMcompany wave, it may be worth taking a shot a real boom possibility by… betting against their short and SHORT JPM 🤔?

absboodoo

Before he even getting closed to JPM, all the three letter agency will be on top of him already

looool_k_libtard

Lmao JPM raised concerns over AI bubble last month and then proceeded to short the fuck out of the bucket. Today they upgraded all the Bitcoin miners based on data center demand from Google Microsoft and NVIDIA calls and presumably bought a ton at 30-40% discounts. Absolute scumbags.

Samjabr

Imagine thinking you can bankrupt JPM

Altruistic_Court5981

It would be nice if $JPM decided to run along the market

Salty-Ad6128

This is the way Fuck the hedgies and of course JPM

potato111a

I was referring to JPM's short but that works too

Xzlk

How does Circle win this stablecoin war? When JPM and V get involved, not to mention Tether supposedly at a 500B market cap, it’s all over. Dropping rates, and infinite downward profit margin, why would anyone buy CRCL?

Salty-Ad6128

Fuck JPM

Salty-Ad6128

Good learned that lesson the hard way .. never again P.S fuck JPM

dustymeatballs

…your pockets will not beat JPM’s pockets…

Rare-ish_Birb

Maller's account closed for a likely FinCen violation. JPM 305c 12/05

GneissFrog

r/MSTR is convinced they can bankrupt JPM. Ya'll were wondering what the next OPEN/BYND slaughter was? Looks like it might be MSTR.

pjrib

JPM Short . The squeeze is comin

Tight_Mongoose_1834

If that happen, just stop thinking and invest in JPM. Poor people will die while JPM gain new ATH

CatchAfilM

My new positions are NVDA, PLTR, JPM and IBKR.

aceofangel

JPM isn’t shorting Metanet itself…its clients are trading on swap and JPM holds the hedge. These ‘analysts’ on X are questionable at best…

2020isgreat

JPM is short? ok I'm going 50x long

idlestabilizer

Their position might be so big, that JPM could go bust if Microstrategy raises by 50%.

idlestabilizer

Taking down JPM

Ok_Cry7572

UNCONFIRMED: JP Morgan appears to have an existentially threatening short $MSTR position that can potentially bankrupt $JPM if $MSTR trades 50% higher above Friday’s close. GAMESTOP VIBES INTENSIFY‼️

wright_on_

JPM calls it is

Psynaut

> A single industry that everyone, including the CEOs of said companies, agree is in a giant bubble. Not everyone says this. I could post a lot of references, but I'll just post one from JPM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPsdjaY_MAY

Bobby-Firmino-Legend

Buy MSTR boycott JPM

0DTEKing

Max Keiser “UNCONFIRMED: JP Morgan appears to have an existentially threatening short $MSTR position that can potentially bankrupt $JPM if $MSTR trades 50% higher above Friday’s close. GAMESTOP VIBES INTENSIFY‼️”

anonkraken

SPX only has a little bit of time to retake (and hold) 6670. Otherwise, this turns into a failed bounce really quick and we'll get the next leg down. 6600 is worrisome and a complete failure of the bounce is around 6585. MMs look like they'll support an early pop and a quick rejection (think Thursday, but less aggressive). I think we'll probably get near 6660... so short dated calls will print depending where we open. If we don't even clear 60, shit is tanking. 6675 and up starts to get some supportive greeks and could mean a reversal. Holding 6720 would likely mark the end of the correction. Sadly for my calls, I'm not seeing this play out as easily as the downside. We need buyers and vol sellers who are not currently there. Things get fucking nasty if we print anything under 6500 (JPM collar stuff). As of close on Friday, there are literally no bulls in this market. Every pop is straight mechanics and some retail. No whales are shorting VIX or buying huge call positions. Skew is up. Breadth is down. SOFR shit is still fucked. *(Not a bear. I'm currently holding calls on SPX, META, NFLX etc.)*

0DTEKing

This JPM war will cause the biggest bank run, and digital credit will further flourish. $MSTR FTW

UnObtainium17

My biggest mistake was not buying in. I remember doing D&D on TSLA around 2017 and writing it in my journal, ended up not buying because I always stick to fundamentals. i still turned out ok because i decided to just keep on piling money to AAPL, COST, MSFT and JPM rather than add another company. NVidia was the most recent one, post 2020. I bought AMD instead.. Still got up bigly and ended up selling all of it few months ago near $200.

0DTEKing

War against JPM is heating up

Sharp_Pause5167

JPM

UnObtainium17

Bought a few recently to finally add it into my portfolio. That said, I was mentally prepared to see it drop another -10 to -20% and still hold on to it when i clicked the buy button. This shit better work out because I sold a little bit of my JPM for MELI.

LargeSinkholesInNYC

Why would you buy PGR if JPM is selling off?

DrHarrisonLawrence

I am not holding a bag. I’m defending this stock based on your misinformation. My avg share price is $25. I didn’t say 800% YoY rev growth was going to be sustained. What IS going to be sustained is 100-200% YoY growth. I believe funds are buying, not selling. JPM increased their position by 64% since Q3.

Apprehensive_Two1528

Indeed! ORI is such a tear recently. I bought it recently at $38. Sold at $41 and bought more Reddit  JPM just fucked me badly. It closed my 15 year old account just because of 2 disputes. I probably had 6 disputes in a decade.  It first told me it's "excessive dispute" but then in cfpb letter it's "abusive pattern" of me opening 2 disputes that i didn't receive products.  It ruins my confidence in jpmorgan. Also, jamie is going to retire soon. Last 6 month it's a flatlining pattern.  I won't add more to it. Mostly because of this stupid account closure without notice.  I screenshoted your comment. You won't believe how much overlap we have. I added J into mine today. It's also a good one in my take. Check it out.  I also have mrk and lnth , which are both in progress tearing up. Check it out, i like mrk a lot. It's been a dog for years and years until recently 

PriorCaseLaw

I only have two and I bought at 16k. I don't believe in it. But I honestly wanted to cover that base. God forbid it goes to a million. I hold physical metals. JPM is my largest position in financials. V second. Amex 3rd... I've never loved C personally. Im also up like 300% on JPM so no reason to doubt it. I hold pretty much a QQQM variant in my Roth 401k at a sizeable amount of moneh so it's loaded with tech. I pretty much focus more on value in the accounts I manage. Getting ready for my ORI and CME special dividends in December. Ori has been on a tear for a boring company.

InternationalTop2410

Am I a pedo for owning JPM shares ?

Locus_In_Quo

#"The size of the JPM Option Whale position means that it will dictate market action in the coming week much more than many market participants realize," he says. "All in all, providing gamma to the marketplace will be positive and will tend to drive the stock market higher. No sense overthinking this. The odds favor a move higher." #-Jamie Chisholm #Every three months, it layers S&P 500 index options on top of an equity portfolio that closely hugs the index. To offer downside protection, the managers buy put options with strike prices 5% below the S&P 500's market value.Oct 13, 2025 #Morningstar JHEQX was at 29.50 week of 4-7-2025. This week its around 35.06, moves about a point here and there, higher is good market is up, yeah if anyone has say $25+- billion to gamble for crashing the market come on out high rolla. A prayer for the 0dte mad gamblers, gtfo at a % level, whatever fits to come back the next day.

richze

Google and JPM are on my wish list but I don’t think we’re even at the beginning of the dump. I think we’ll see something like a mini financial crisis around some bad debt coupled with a major loss of enthusiasm for the AI trade (probably triggered by open AI being unable to raise anymore money and needing a bailout / government guarantee).

orangeyougladiator

Pretty sure there were posts here when the JPM and MS execs said there would be a correction and there are liquidity issues. Otherwise just pick any big news outlet like NYT and check the financial stuff a couple times a day; ignore all the other news. Things like the secret walstreet / fed meeting last Saturday was reported there; and the debt financing boom of the last 3 months. Scroll back thru those posts on an outlet and find one that retroactively reported all this and subscribe to them.

Remriel

6 reasons: Broken Trend: The S&P 500 finally slipped below its 50-day moving average, flipping quant algorithms from buy to sell Tech Fatigue: The rally was top-heavy, relying on NVDA, META, and AMZN. Now, investors demand proof that Al spending is converting to real revenue. Crypto Contagion: Bitcoin's recent drop is raising broader market anxiety. Job Market Cracks: Mass layoff warning notices surged to levels not seen since before 2008. Private Credit Woes: The $2T private credit market is showing defaults and valuation issues (BlackRock/ JPM loan losses). Fed Uncertainty: Rate cut expectations have vanished, and markets hate not knowing the Fed's next move.

Sick0h

JPM at 14

Thin-Way-6406

I only cry in the casino when its blatantly cheating. Aka the FIGMA IPO allocation where they took all my money and ended up issuing only one share then pump and dumped it. Or the FRC bank going tits up after JPM propped them up to give retail hope and then summarily illegally bought them after becoming bankrupt and left long term outside investors perma bag holding. Or the most recent pump of UVXY after my leaps expired. There's a laundry list of scammy shit that happens in finance and retail is the first ones to get boned and theres nothing we can do about it. So i reiterate my earlier position- gold, guns and crypto.

Wowmuchrya

Mms are the ones playing against the people they sold puts to. Turns out the big player was a big bank like JPM or GS. We will bounce tomorrow and it will be vicious.

Happy_Discussion_536

That's an insanely bullish report and super low layoffs. JPM fixed income: "we believe Fed has an easing bias". Slower cuts or not balance sheet expansion is coming very soon. As early as March FOMC.

Routine-Tomato-6896

been focusing on financials lately... JPM and BAC have consistent option flow and predictable earnings cycles. IV spikes are clockwork around their quarterly reports and polymarket odds on rate cuts have been moving the whole sector so easier to time entries. Tech is oversaturated with retail options traders now

Valkorion335786

My friends at JPM Hong Kong have been telling me to avoid NVDA earnings…

Valkorion335786

My friend who works at JPM Hong Kong told me to stay out of the NVDA earnings today. Naturally I didn’t listen.

Rare-ish_Birb

JPM 305c p p p printing 🥳🥳

Valkorion335786

On the phone with my friend who works at JPM in Hong Kong to determine what we should trade. Brb

BlackKnightsOptions

JPM also said we should buy call spreads too

Frequent_Fact_3625

Best case scenario, JPM is all over the Epstein files and $HOOD becomes the new biggest bank 😝

upwy

JP Morgan has a lot of ugly ties to epstein. from managing his money, funding him, and regular correspondence with top JPM executives for long periods of time.

Ok-Basis7126

JPM. The US treasury depends on them

Willoughby3

JPM.... to big to fail

lurker165473

!banbet NVDA 197.5c according to JPM

NefariousnessOne1008

JPM recommend bullish options bet on NVDA.... means they are selling the calls right? Yea nah, I will stay out on that one.

KittyLover-7

We favor owning call spreads as a strong beat-and-raise from NVDA and positive commentary around supply could clear recent sector underperformance and could propel NVDA above its average historical move,” writes Bram Kaplan, head of America equity derivatives strategy at JPM.

Wowmuchrya

Yea by shills like JPM and GS. They also said when Oracle dumped to 270 the first time that it was a great time to buy. Just offloading bags onto losers since they got stuck at MSTR 400/Oracle 330.

Wowmuchrya

Lol Jamie Dimon is dumping Donnie’s precious stonkies cuz he said he wanted JPM investigated.

burner4lyf25

Mate you have enough money to seek A+ tier, bottom of top level financial advice. For how much guidance you need, you could have a 2 hour sit down with a gold (not platinum) level financial advisor for fractions of what it would be worth to you in terms of the rest of your life. Take a long long long holiday and then seek proper, chartered advice would be My advice as an absolute financial layman but expert in handling life. I say “expert” but caveat is Im not an older guy, however I’ve seen every aspect of the spectrum except the really Shadowy elite. Grandad from GUTTERS to multi-millionaire, lifelong NHS mother, successful millionaire but vile and abusive father. Grammar school, state school and specialised school education (i did the rounds during school haha), can hold - and have had fruitful - conversations with billionaires, life long benefits claimants, wealthy drug dealers and wealthy stock brokers. My cousin works for JPM, Ive a friend in jail, another sectioned. My only male role model is in construction, and another in tech. We’re lower-middle class, but Ive been friends with lads whose parents are heroin addicts and others who have helicopter pads and mile long driveways with water features. Youre in pole position for a life beyond the wildest dreams of most people i know, but well within reach and realistic from another perspective. DO NOT RISK IT FOR MORE!!!!!!

myboywears

Research how circuit breakers work, and what it requires. We will not see a circuit breakers anytime soon, unless a literally world war 3 was announced or the collapse of a bank like JPM. Circuit breakers are fantasies, last one was 2020. Tell me, what would cause a circuit breaker this week? It’s certainly not NVDA earnings or data Thursday.

Personal_coach

Sell COIN, buy JPM become FUTURE

TheLelouchLamperouge

JPM coin going to absorb all market share

cinciNattyLight

How much will JPM drop when the Epstein files are released?

Frequent-Length-9966

JPM money bags gang yeye 🤘

howieyang1234

I thought it was just treasury bonds, but that doesn't seem to be the case. "Trump's new bond investments span several industries, including sectors that have already benefited, or are benefiting, from his administration's policy changes such as financial deregulation. Corporate bonds acquired by Trump include offerings from chipmakers such as Broadcom [(AVGO.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/AVGO.O) and Qualcomm [(QCOM.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/QCOM.O); tech companies such as Meta Platforms [(META.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/META.O); retailers such as Home Depot [(HD.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/HD.N) and CVS Health [(CVS.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/CVS.N); and Wall Street banks such as Goldman Sachs [(GS.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/GS.N) and Morgan Stanley [(MS.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/MS.N).Purchases of the debt of investment banks in late August included bonds of JP Morgan [(JPM.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/JPM.N). On Friday, Trump asked the U.S. Justice Department [to investigate JP Morgan](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-he-will-ask-justice-department-probe-epstein-ties-with-bill-clinton-2025-11-14/) over its ties to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The bank has said it regrets its past ties with Epstein and did not help him commit "heinous acts." Trump also acquired Intel [(INTC.O), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/INTC.O) bonds after the U.S. government, under Trump's direction, [acquired a stake, opens new tab](https://www.google.com/search?q=intel+10+oct+stake+reuters&rlz=1C1GCHU_enUS1124US1124&oq=intel+10+oct+stake+reuters&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRigATIHCAMQIRigATIHCAQQIRigAdIBCDQyNzBqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) in the company." Source: [https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/](https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/)

SlfImpr

President Trump's recent bond purchases: >[https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/](https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-buys-least-82-million-bonds-since-late-august-disclosures-show-2025-11-15/) > >The maximum total value of the bond purchases exceeded $337 million, according to the filings. > >Corporate bonds acquired by Trump include offerings from chipmakers such as Broadcom (AVGO), and Qualcomm (QCOM), tech companies such as Meta Platforms (META), retailers such as Home Depot (HD), and CVS Health (CVS), and banks such as Goldman Sachs (GS), and Morgan Stanley (MS). Purchases also included bonds of JP Morgan (JPM). > >Trump also acquired Intel (INTC) bonds, after the U.S. government acquired a stake in the company.

Frequent-Length-9966

That’s ok JPM called this the bottom for BTC, carry on, nothing to see here…

crystal_ball_power

One more for future earnings: JPM sees a massive increase in HBM4 next year, leading to believe Rubyn will be ahead of time

Apfelmoes_

Someone on the NBIS subreddit claimed that JPM raised its price target for the stock. So I go ask Google, and the fucking Ai tells me that "the claim is probably correct", and as a source it links me to the comment I just read..

jasperCrow

BTC was obviously topped when JPM gave that 170k price target a few weeks ago. They were desperate for exit liquidity.

DefiantDelta

coming for JPM is really crazy though. that dog bites back, hard. good luck fruit lol

KittyLover-7

Mango investigating Jeffrey and JPM links Jamie dimon gonna have to pump these equities to get off scotch free