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Jensen Huang, Elon Musk, and Sundar Pichai vs Jeff Bezos and Tim Apple in a 3 v 2 bare knuckle fist fight, who wins?!? No joke I can see Bezos going insane lol Would have added Zuckerberg but given his jiu jitsu and general MMA experience it makes it two hard to balance.
My brother sells shitty MMA clothing and makes a killing. All through meta platform ads.
Man I miss that. No life complications, just trying to not shit your pants in class after lunch. We had a small fight club in our gym class. Last 15 minutes of class we'd go to the locker room and duke it out with MMA gloves
Bruce Lee was successfully able to defeat all mathematically skilled competitors in MMA
Robot Jox is the big one. I guess that’s not MMA cage. Maybe there isn’t one with 1:1 humans.
But the MMA night with the boys was fun… Vance trip was a non starter, just to say Im not a war criminal gesture. If it had any potential little hands would have taken the win.
It was theater going in, it was just to set up the third act. Ground invasion. Well we tried to negotiate, see here's the the picture of JD. Do you see him there with his little suit on? No one else could go, we had to do the MMA fight on official business, but he texted I guess. 🤷♂️
Traders that have aderall prescriptions are the equivalent of steroids in MMA
I wouldn't sell everything, but I like to keep some funds off to the side for these events. Around 20-25% in MMA accounts.
This is kind of wild. Any regional IRGC commander in Iran can basically can launch as many drones and missiles as they want at Israel, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, etc. for the next few hours/days. The US is already trying to explain it away as fog of war/lack of communication between the top brass and the regional IRGC commanders. The US has spent the past few weeks saying that there's no centralized leadership or communication between the regional commanders because of the US-Israeli attacks so this fits with the narrative. If Israel responds with an attack, they're violating the ceasefire. Iran's Supreme Security Council says they have their fingers on the trigger and any enemy mistake will draw a full force response. So Netanyahu has no choice but to sit back and accept the attacks without responding. This is a ceasefire he doesn't even want and all he has to do to destroy it is launch one missile at Iran in response. There's no credible cover story where a random Israeli commander can launch an attack without Netanyahu's approval. It's like a boxing or MMA fight where someone gets a knockout blow and then gets as many hits in as they can before the ref blows the whistle.
waiting to buy @ the 50 MMA. there I can really pwn it all.
Bro, fruit salad man and the old dude that's gone in eye-ran should've just entered a cage and had a MMA fight to solve the issues.
Iran's like an MMA fighter with their arm snapped off in a submission hold still not tapping out. They're only hurting themselves more, you guys.
They just need to watch 1,000 hrs of Andrew Tate and MMA fighting to get to Alpha status, like you. That will toughen them up...Put them in the path to glorious ma ga and closer to our Dear Leader.
No. Learn to read. I didn't say it "will". I'm also not going to pretend I can predict a bottom so will keep DCA'ing on the way down. If I feel a bottom or reversal has happened I can buy more. April 25 hit 50MMA COVID hit 100 MMA 2009 & 2011 hit 200 MMA I will buy all the way down and back up.
you seem to have selective focus and reading lower ranked dudes don't get paid as much as the upper eschelon dudes but the ones at the top get paid handsomely. Very handsomely. Also, the very nature of MMA means that it's not purely about getting KTFO (knocked the fuck out.) Maybe you're thinking of boxing. It's a multi-discipline sport which employs wrestling, grappling, BJJ, muay-thai, boxing, etc... There's also a lot of respect in the sport. It's built on that foundation. You don't even sound like a casual. You simply don't know anything about the sport based on your assumptions and assertions.
that's not how I'd characterise MMA as a sport I mean, the fights held in a cage are a bit trashy unfortunately lower ranked dudes don't get paid all that much.
UFC fight at White House is gimmicky and undermining the UFC brand prestige and the sport of MMA in general not the least of which that this is associated with donnie too
watching longsword pro fight armored MMA on youtube rn don't gib spoilers
What is going on? WHITE HOUSE MMA card already started?! Why Trump was wrestling some random guy and ended the press conference?!
Some MMA fighter is gonna be the DHS head
> Markwayne Mullin Member of the Cherokee Nation, plumbing heir and brief MMA pro. I did not know what I was getting into with his wikipedia page, genuinely thought he was a country music singer.
Ice has devolved into Donnie Darko’s equivalent of the MMA guy in Chechnya’s private army that’s been used in Ukraine. Mere extension of the MIC.
Why can’t we just settle this in the cage MMA style?
Good feedback, thank you. I may represent another demo. Last fall I pulled a large amount of investments and paid off dept anticipating this current situation coming sooner. Paying off low interest debt, like car loans, and putting that cash previous used for debt payments into HYSA and MMA makes more sense to me until things settle down.
NETFLIX getting in on the MMA game they just signed more big names good thing is I know the fighters be getting paid good
Pete Vader, Darth's cousin that like to insist Covid was made up and chemtrails have something in them but he doesn't know what and also he took 3 weeks of MMA classes and will fight your ass if you don't like it!
With the start of the Iran conflict I decided to sell most holdings. I lost some profit but was still up in gains made. i still have some Sundisk, and a small amount of an S&P500 income fund, but the rest 95% is sitting in a MMA now. Overall though i've been a jittery investor since Trump came into office, with the unknown of AI and jobs, tariffs, and foreign country stocks. I've also had concerns with conflicts, such as with Iran and its impact on energy prices/inflation. AI inflating energy costs. Glad a handshake deal was made by Trump with tech companies on that issue, with tech paying more for their higher energy costs and AI. I'll be a happier investor once the dust settles and things become more clear on all these items.
He's getting what he voted for lower prices at the pump, lower inflation, rule or law. Better than sleepy Joe Biden with his dumb Chips Act and infrastructure projects around the country. Tax cuts, insider trading, state controlled media, deregulation, spending $2b/day in Iran, a compromised DOJ, firing the DHS head days after starting a way with Iran and replacing her with a guy who ran a plumbing company and was an MMA fighter, who calls himself a Cherokee Indian, trusting Kash Patel to keep the homeland safe while firing entire branches tasked with doing just that is winning.
Ice Barbie is out for former MMA fighter with a high school diploma.
Waffle House CEO needs to take up MMA so he can throw down with a drunk and unruly customer.
Is that the MMA Republican senator from Oklahoma with the cops?
Tried watching MMA just for the fuck of it. Boring AF.
It's as if he's playing Monopoly, in real life, as if he's a 9 yr old, making shit up or taking what's Miller is coaching and winging it. His winnings are buildings with his name or a MMA style Orwellian banner.
maybe that MMA guy wanted to buy cigarette for the Bad Bunny in London
War never changes, we love killing each other so much our most popular universal sport is MMA
Reddit keeps recommending me MMA related contents. I’m going to short this shit tomorrow - idc about Rogen’s bald headed ass and some lame fortune cookie quotes from “alpha males”.
If you're a man and you don't study a martial art or fighting sport, please do yourself the favor of finding a local place to train. pick something. anything is better than nothing, but preferably something used regularly in MMA like jiu jitsu, Muy Thai, Wrestling, etc. Your life will improve dramatically. Just remember that you're going to age whether you want to or not. may as well wake up 10 years from now a black belt in something or a competent person and fighter regardless of belt or status. You can do it. Go.
Slow Rogan now trying to distance himself from his orange pedo MMA buddy
Strange, I've always made more than my tall co-workers. I am 5'10 and most of them are above 6'. Only one guy, my buddy, made a little more than me. My mentor who was shorter made more money than all of us and owned a side MMA promotion business.
MMA guy challenged me to a fight... I just showed him my portfolio. He backed right off! Told me he couldn’t fight a developmentally disabled.
> Want to avoid wall street bets, but better than HYSA, MMA, CD? I’m leaning towards index fund. I figure some people here have some good ideas and pitfalls to avoid I mean, you could put $100k into a stock index fund now, and lose half of it by April 2027. You good with that? Or how much are you good to lose between now and then?
I thought Zuckerberg can MMA. Can't he just kick MSFT and TSLA up again? 🤔
Feels like an appropriate time to post this old favorite: > The year is 2027. >In a fit of anxiety (and ketamine) induced rage due to his plummeting popularity, Elon once again challenges Zucc to an MMA match. >Zuckerberg breaks Elon’s spine in half, crippling him for life. >With the massive burst of confidence from his victory, Zucc goes on to dominate the tech space for the next 5 years. >Musk retreats from the public spotlight. >Humiliation and rage builds. Left with a ruined body, Musk doubles down on neuralink. Rumors circulate on 4Chan that if he can’t get approved for further human trials he plans to volunteer himself. >It is the year 2032. >A Tesla Exposition is announced. The first since Musk’s brutal defeat. The Tesla Roadster is expected to be the showcase. >Elon Musk *walks* on stage, now several inches taller. One of his eyes has been replaced by a cybernetic eye. Hard to notice, but with a certain Uncanny Valley feel when you focus on it a little too long. >He rips off his tear away adidas track pants. >**Robot legs.** >He starts dancing. >All of Riverdance appears. >They start dancing. >“THE TESLA ROADSTER WILL BE READY FOR PRODUCTION WITHIN THE NEXT 2 YEARS.” >The crowd goes feral. People start eating babies. Nations fall.
His friends are literally his executives, he forces them to foil surf, run, karaoke and practice MMA.
The MMA cage should be out front.
What is it about MMA fans and not enjoying MMA
The year is 2027. In a fit of anxiety (and ketamine) induced rage due to his plummeting popularity, Elon once again challenges Zucc to an MMA match. Zuckerberg breaks Elon’s spine in half. With the massive burst of confidence from his victory, Zucc goes on to dominate the tech space for the next 5 years. Musk retreats from the public spotlight. Humiliation and rage builds. Left with a ruined body, Musk doubles down on neuralink. Rumors circulate on 4Chan that if he can’t get approved for further human trials he plans to volunteer himself. It is the year 2032. A Tesla Exposition is announced. The first since Musk’s brutal defeat. The Tesla Roadster is expected to be the showcase. Elon Musk walks on stage, now several inches taller. One of his eyes has been replaced by a cybernetic eye. Hard to notice, but with a certain Uncanny Valley feel when you focus on it a little too long. He rips off his tear away adidas track pants. Robot legs. He starts dancing. All of Riverdance appears. They start dancing. “THE TESLA ROADSTER WILL BE READY FOR PRODUCTION WITHIN THE NEXT 2 YEARS.” The crowd goes feral. People start eating babies. Nations fall.
There will always be people who are more interested in cultural events (ie sports). of those, there will always be people more interested in their niche of choice (NFL, NCAAB, NCAAF, soccer, MMA, Cricket, etc). I find it amusing that you are downvoting my comments though. or is that just one other literal random person exactly voting my comment to exactly zero? Keep it up, it's entertaining to me.
Every US presidential candidate should be forced to fight in an amateur MMA match. Would quickly weed out the worst type of people.
As far as I understood, he was doing MMA training and when he was choked it somehow led him to suffer a stroke. Dead before the doctor arrived
I genuinely can't understand reddit valuation, good on anyone for riding that one because no shot i would have got in over $100, i don't even know a person other than me in real life that uses it, and i'm pretty much only here for r/MMA and now lately this place, everyone i know is on TikTok or Insta all day.
I’d say it started when Zuckerberg got involved with MMA
Ever heard of HYSA or MMA at a brokerage like Fidelity or Vanguard. I’m sure you have by now.
Yes, initial emergency fund should be in a high yield saving account or mma. Something that you could get access to in a matter of days. Then later extend your emergency fund into tbills. Ex: I keep $20k in mma and take the rest of the emergency fund and put it into continuously rolling 4week tbills. Why? Because $20k should be enough to cover 4 weeks of normal expenses + “oh crap” and if I need more then I just won’t roll the tbills. Otherwise tbills roll every 4weeks. MMA is 1month + oh crap expenses, rolling tbills are whatever you think you need to cover into the future. For me I want to keep a 1month oh crap $$$ in mma and at least an additional 5months in rolling tbills for a total of 6months coverage. My “comfort” level would be 12months covered (1month mma, 11months tbills) but I also grew up in the early 80’s and experienced what going from middle class to near poverty in the span 2 years feels like. When your Christmas presents go from star wars figures to literally food your perspective changes.
I am completely new to investing and I’ve been trying to read as much as possible and ask questions. Please let me know your thoughts on this game plan and if there is anything you would change, take out or add? This is just me going based off notes. I am 100% open to suggestions. Step 1: Contribute 4% employer match to 401k on Fidelity. Step 2: Backdoor Roth IRA - contribute $7,500 and invest in SWTSK (any other mutual fund or ETF I should invest in IRA?) Step 3: Invest in SCHB or SCHX in Taxable account Step 4: Invest in SGOV, USFR, and SWVXX in Taxable account - All for liquid funds Step 5: (Consider investing in SCHD in taxable account?) - Dividend focused ETF. Step 6: (Consider a Sweep account at Fidelity which offers a higher % return in a MMA, not sure why?) Step 7: Is SWPPX and/or SWTSX necessary, and if so, which account and why? Step 8: What about international ETFs and/or Bonds, should I add any to my taxable account and if so which ones? Step 9: Consider QQQ in a taxable account (but would this be redundant if I already will have SCHX or SCHB?)
Also, is the QQQ necessary if I choose to invest in SCHX or SCHB which are both broader? I am not sure. Here is my game plan: Please let me know your thoughts and if there is anything you would change, take out or add? This is just me going based off notes from here. I am 100% to suggestions. Step 1: Contribute 4% employer match to 401k on Fidelity. Step 2: Backdoor Roth IRA - contribute $7,500 and invest in SWTSK (any other mutual fund or ETF I should invest in IRA?) Step 3: Invest in SCHB or SCHX in Taxable account Step 4: Invest in SGOV, USFR, and SWVXX in Taxable account - All for liquid funds Step 5: (Consider investing in SCHD in taxable account?) - Dividend focused ETF. Step 6: (Consider a Sweep account at Fidelity which offers a higher % return in a MMA, not sure why?) Step 7: Is SWPPX and/or SWTSX necessary, and if so, which account and why? Step 8: What about international ETFs and/or Bonds, should I add any to my taxable account and if so which ones?
Ok gotcha! To clarify, you want a short duration basically?! Ok this is my plan so far. Please let me know your thoughts and if there is anything you would change, take out or add? This is just me going based off notes from here. I am 100% to suggestions. Step 1: Contribute 4% employer match to 401k on Fidelity. Step 2: Backdoor Roth IRA - contribute $7,500 and invest in SWTSK (any other mutual fund or ETF I should invest in IRA?) Step 3: Invest in SCHB or SCHX in Taxable account Step 4: Invest in SGOV, USFR, and SWVXX in Taxable account - All for liquid funds Step 5: (Consider investing in SCHD in taxable account?) - Dividend focused ETF. Step 6: (Consider a Sweep account at Fidelity which offers a higher % return in a MMA, not sure why?)
that’s pretty awesome! Could you have the same services you do from Fidelity at Schwab? I could potentially do the same and have a money market account at Fidelity, but could I do the same at Schwab and have sort of a checking account with debit and credit cards? What’s a Sweep account? And why have it in both regular account and MMA account? I would love to have this kind of account for money market. Do you have to buy these in the form of Money market funds or ultra short term governments treasuries? Also, do you pay taxes on the 3.5% return?
that’s pretty awesome! Could you have the same services you do from Fidelity at Schwab? I could potentially do the same and have a money market account at Fidelity, but could I do the same at Schwab and have sort of a checking account with debit and credit cards? What’s a Sweep account? And why have it in both regular account and MMA account? I would love to have this kind of account for money market. Do you have to buy these in the form of Money market funds or ultra short term governments treasuries? Also, do you pay taxes on the 3.5% return?
QQQ is just an ETF index of the Nasdaq 100, so the top 100 tech stocks. I like the idea (probably not necessary) of having two brokerages. They aren't going to fail but even if there is just a temporary problem at one, I like having the second option. I already had Schwab so I just leave QQQ there. Fidelity has a MMA (money management account) so I can have checks there (rarely need that) and a debit card and I have a Visa rewards card though an affiliated bank, there. I get the rewards cash deposited into my MMA. Fidelity also lets you buy Bitcoin, transfer in Bitcoin (or buy IBIT if you want a Bitcoin ETF) I also have a regular brokerage account there. The sweep account automatically goes into a good money market account paying 3.5% or so right now. This is both in the regular account and in the MMA account. So Fidelity just checks a lot of boxes for me, is convenient and could serve as my regular bank if I ever needed it to.
they should turn boxing day into a purge-style open world MMA event don't go outside unless you want to fight
Same as I said with Google earlier this year, every permutation of outcomes on tariff still leads to higher stock prices. This supremely corrupt Supreme Court never isn’t even trying to disguise their anti-constitutional MAGA cult decisions anymore. If they did somehow rule against daddy, they could insert ridiculous exemptions. Or say bad boy, you must curtail this by end of 2027. Or say mistakes were made but (despite the authorities saying all tariff collection is of course tracked and thus trivial to refund) child judge ACB’s “uh, like, wouldn’t, refunds be tricky, so like, um, let’s not do that” And besides, the sum collected is not what the lie and child abuse cult party says anyway. They and daddy say trillions, actually number is 0.2 trillion. And this party is wasting similar sums every month one idiotic or illegal venture or another. Toss this cost on the pile of private jets for every crony, no tax on overtime, golden battleships, bulldozing monuments for MMA venues, spending half a mill per shot to murder Venezuelan boys for snuff content, killing off the IRS’ ability to collect revenue. And the biggest one of all: their hugely ignorant method of driving up our national debt funding cost with wildly unproductive deficit and debt policy. Even if the corrupt MAGA Supreme Court did shut the obviously illegal executive tariff taxation, the corrupt MAGA house and senate can just copy and paste whatever deranged chart daddy gives them, and pass it as congressional taxation. Lastly, even if the corrupt Supreme Court kills tariff terrorism and refunds it and somehow closes every loophole and workaround, that’s STILL a gift to the rapist-in-chief because that would be GOOD for the economy. In short, if they keep some form of the current insane status quo, line (ultimately) goes up. If they save the dementia patient and his cult party from themselves, line (ultimately) goes up. Could there be temporary over-reactionary dips? Let’s hope so. This is just like google a year ago: judge correctly rules on antitrust and breaks them up? Great, investors make money on the sum of the parts. Judge incorrectly lets google be antitrust? Great, investors make money on their freedom from justice.
MMA gyms often complain about untrained fat men in their mid-fifties showing up unannounced and beating up all the athletic forty year-old fighters.
I don’t like the dude but his fights aren’t fixed, the dudes a decent boxer and has heart. He’s just very good at picking old/mma/smaller opponents to box. The reality is most MMA guys are about as good as Jake on the feet including top contenders. Put him against world class boxers who are in his weight range and he would get annihilated.
See, it is a bit like this: If a person has glass bones, then they are much more likely to end up with broken bones. So the analogue to your sentence would be: > No no it’s not his fault he doesn’t have a bone breaking problem it’s the glass bones Which has the following truths in it: - Yes, the person with glass bones is - like every other person - responsible for their health. They really should not do MMA. - Yes, the person can shift more blame than other persons onto factors they cannot control (i.e. having bad genetics), depending on the situation. Not all blame of course, but more than a person that has the genes of a Schwarzenegger, but drinks so much cola that their bones shatter as soon as they touch anything harder than a pillow ------ In the case of ADHD (especially untreated) a unfortunate fact is that those individuals are much more likely to react with strong negative emotions when criticized, and are much more likely to lash out as a consequence. This can result in a downwards spiral, which is likely what is also happening in this thread. The best and fastest acting action are indeed meds (basically the best in class for any psychological disorder). Additionally, there are tons of smaller things one can and should do - one thing is to stay the heck away from addicting stuff (ADHD people have an incredibly increased likelyhood of addiction and so on).
See, it is a bit like this: If a person has glass bones, then they are much more likely to end up with broken bones. So the analogue to your sentence would be: > No no it’s not his fault he doesn’t have a bone breaking problem it’s the glass bones Which has the following truths in it: - Yes, the person with glass bones is - like every other person - responsible for their health. They really should not do MMA. - Yes, the person can shift more blame than other persons onto factors they cannot control (i.e. having bad genetics), depending on the situation. Not all blame of course, but more than a person that has the genes of a Schwarzenegger, but drinks so much cola that their bones shatter as soon as they touch anything harder than a pillow ------ In the case of ADHD (especially untreated) a unfortunate fact is that those individuals are much more likely to react with strong negative emotions when criticized, and are much more likely to lash out as a consequence. This can result in a downwards spiral, which is likely what is also happening in this thread. The best and fastest acting action are indeed meds (basically the best in class for any psychological disorder). Additionally, there are tons of smaller things one can and should do - one thing is to stay the heck away from addicting stuff (ADHD people have an incredibly increased likelyhood of addiction and so on).
And for some reason it's not applicable for state taxes? Interesting 🤔 I noticed you said stock so it's not like a HYSA or MMA in the sense that there's no risk involved? For the SGOV there's risk?
The IQ gap seems pretty hard to bridge here With Zuck they have the MMA stuff in common and Elon is a regard when it comes to anything but technology.
I’m a ber, and rn I look like one of those shitty MMA fighters after 20 rounds getting his ass kicked.
just discovered AMMA. Armored MMA, sometimes the youtube algorithm offers a pleasant surprise!
It's like if my grandma was in an MMA match against McGregor. I don't want to see my grandma clobbered but i'm sure as hell not losing money at the same time.
We need MMA fights, but without the fighting, so all that's left are the gay parts 👀
Elon asked his mom to come out and stop it lol. Elon can never beat Zuckerberg in an MMA fight. Zuckerberg gonna eat Elon alive.
Remember that brief moment we thought we might get a Musk v Zuck MMA showdown… can this still happen? Please 🙏
Remember that brief moment we thought we might get a Musk v Zuck MMA showdown… can this still happen? Please 🙏
What percentage of MMA fighters are vegan? Like 95% prolly.
Seems like an odd collaboration Ketchup & MMA. I could see Pro athletes endorsing high protein alternative meat products that are healthy and 90% better for the environment
Beyond’s been on the shelves for 13 years. Do you think Heinz Ketchup would similarly benefit from MMA fighters promoting it?
It is almost as bad as his MMA fighting
Probably for the best, she was very aggressive sexually back in the day. Spent an afternoon with her and Elizabeth Warren. They ran a transcontinental railroad on me. After that they double teamed for some MMA action, end up in hospital with broken ribs. All covered up of course.
SPAXX is good for cash you might need soon. A MMA or HYSA will not tank like stocks can when the market changes. Rates can always rise or fall depending on the Fed, so if you want to do some tracking, we track updated rates on our website and you’ll notice that a lot of them vary. Sometimes an online bank pays better, other times brokerage MMAs do. The ones that have physical locations have lower rates since they also pay for the overhead costs. My advice is do not try to time the market with money you're planning to invest next year. Park it somewhere safe that pays, then start DCAing when you're ready. Waiting for the perfect moment usually just means missing gains.
MMA will be fine and is insured by SIPC. There is technically the possibility of these funds “breaking the buck” where you could lose money money but this is an extremely rare event and even when it has occurred the pay out was something like 98 cent to the dollar.
> However, I'm a bit skeptical of the market. If things go south, is it better to hold in my bank, or leave it within these brokerage institutions (i.e., my MMA)? You have to ask yourself what you're trying to accomplish and what you can or can't accept. Markets—especially broad equities—can and do suffer substantial and/or prolonged draw-downs. Those are *great* opportunities to be putting money *in* to the market, not running away back to a checking/savings account. If your next thought is, "Well what if I need the money if/when there's a major correction?" then that $$ shouldn't be going into volatile assets in the first place. Why not start trickling money into index funds now? Even if it's tiny amounts; truly a trickle. I'm a firm believer that the earlier you can get your feet wet the better, and times of market uncertainty and volatility are the best. The *worst* thing would be someone starting to invest while the market is just steadily marching upward and fooling oneself into a false sense of confidence or risk tolerance...
My MMA at a local credit union gives me a bit over 3.6%. I don’t see many short term CDs much over this mark…plus, I’m locked in for at least 6mos or else penalties. I see what you’re saying but I read in many places that the wealthy (not me though) use debt as a tool. I keep reading time in the market wins all, not so much timing the market. That said, I want jamb as much money into the market as soon as I can. I’m not getting any younger here and there will always be things that pop up in the home. If I held onto cash for every single thing that could pop up (non-emergencies), I feel I wouldn’t be maximizing what I could invest. A bit of background as to why I’m like this. 18yrs ago I invested in Tesla. I only put around $1,000 on it and sprinkled another $6K or so among other stocks such as FB (at the time), and a few others that just did ok. Obviously Tesla took off and it’s now worth almost $250K alone…a bit over 500shares. My point is, I had A LOT more money back then than just a few thousand dollars (I was 27 only engaged, no kids), I could’ve easily put another $10K spread over those few stocks where Tesla couldn’t been worth over a million now. Instant college savings and paid off mortgage. But no, I left tens of thousands in my account (remember, 17yrs ago). So now, I’m kicking myself - hard. Now I have severe FOMO and reading how people are making a killing themselves on stock like SOFI, PATH, NBIS, NVDIA etc, and feel my measly $700/wk in my brokerage account just isn’t doing enough damage (in a good way). This is why perhaps I’m struggling with this and asking you all for your perspectives…which I appreciate!
I get where you're coming from. It's painful to watch a sum miss the boat on a bull run, when you see what it could be worth in 20 years. It sounds like you're wrestling with what job to give your $100k. It started as a home reno fund, and you're tempted to give it the new job of retirement fund and use different funding for your home reno. Two cents is that this cash is insurance. It's not a retirement vehicle, it's not a renovation fund, it's the money that lets your family sleep at night. It's the peace of mind buffer than ensures you never have to sell your investments at a loss during a downturn to fix a problem. Congrats, you're in an amazing position and are already winning the retirement game w/ $100k+ a year. Your cash is not failing by earning 3% in a MMA. It's succeeding at its real job which is to hedge against tail risk and protect your $MM portfolio. How much you need for that peace of mind is a personal decision, but what you have buys you security. It's not a waste.
I'd think the problem with this question is that you can't time a market crash. When I approach retirement, I'll keep enough cash in my MMA to live three years without touching my retirement money. If the market never bounces back, well, as others have said, I'll have bigger problems to worry about then.
knew it was over when I saw him doing MMA years ago...
I've been watching META all year and honestly Zuck's been way too distracted with his MMA training and wierd metaverse flex 😂 Meanwhile Bezos just quietly crushed it with AWS growth. I'm still holding my META calls but damn, should've seen this coming when he started posting those cringe workout videos What's the context here though? Earnings miss or something else? 🤔
Once you enter the metaverse there is no leaving. You are forever trapped in a virtual world watching Zuck surf crudely rendered waves and battle Elon Musk in a crudely rendered MMA arena.
no shit, those are blue chip as fuck. Except KO. That's like some MMA type of shit there
Correct. The new safe net cash reserves is $10,000,000 invested in MMA/CDS/Treasuries yielding 5% available or $500,000 in passive fixed income. 10m is the new goal post.
Props for YNAB. I also use it as our budgeting software and it’s simply amazing. Keep it up! I’m 29 and have your same goals, low cost on car/rent, want to buy a house as soon as I reasonably can. ROTH is a good move for retirement, I would recommend build up a 3-month vision first and land that in a HYSA or something like it. I put my savings in a Vanguard MMA and I get a higher APY, but to each their own. For a ROTH you can withdraw up to 10k for a home so you have flexibility with your goals, but everyone here is going to recommend to leave it and they’re not wrong. Just be conservative with your securities and allow your money to make you more money. You’re 19, that money will go a long ways when you’re older.
No, these are not penny stocks. They are brilliant. ABTC was a Segway for HUT8 to set up the new business. They are the parent company. The reverse split saved them valuable and necessary time. At these levels it’s trading well below fair value. Your saying that HUT 8s mining bison was worthless. MMA is a necessary and possible excellent idea. Eg. erbb is a penny stock and BYND is not. It was undervalued. Know the difference and don’t be greedy. BYND has been beaten down for years. I saw this coming a long time ago and bout at 5,4,3, sold high, and bought back in on the stupidity
Why MMA not running after the news drop? Any idea?
I didn't think i'd see $MMA movement until next year, but i'll take it.