MSTR

NaiveMercury

If my MSTR shorts print today, I am taking that italian girl that I like out for a fancy dinner tomorrow

M_from_Vegas

Friday That means MSTR options 🫡

BarbellPadawan

Would rather own Pokémon cards than MSTR shares

aioliravioli

I don't believe btc begins another leg down without a massive market correction hope I'm wrong because watching MSTR blow up would be cool

judgefriendlyhand

Any thoughts on when MSTR might bottom out?I’ve been buying 45 DTE puts on its way down over the past few months. I’m fucking a goth chick (who likes being choked) with crystals who’s telling the the MSTR bear party is about over

Odd_Papaya8305

I bought puts on MSTR as i believe BTC can go much lower

Internal_Field5970

MSTR Shareholders

Bill-Imaginary

i’m gonna be swimming like scrooge mcduck when MSTR goes back to $200

funkyB0t

I do what I do everyday, pray to the crypto gods so MSTR will hit $485 by 4/17. I knew the 4 year cycle wasn’t dead but the Bull market cheerleaders made me think otherwise Your Friend Shitty Trader

BeeFlat3297

MSTR has a better chance than Amazon

drakilian

Buy them for everything don't pretend like you know which roulette wheel will hit Coinbase was a terrible idea aftee MSTR oumped 26% on its earnings

AccountOfMyAncestors

It’s at the point where I would have been better off timing the aggressive crypto dump by selling way OTM, CSP on $80 MSTR, 1 year DTE Could have gotten ~45% annual return from that. Fuck

Internal_Field5970

https://www.reddit.com/r/MSTR/comments/1r2zdvy/strategy_ceo_phong_le_thinks_bitcoin_could_hit_1m/ Puts on Reddit jfc 

NaiveMercury

!banbet MSTR -5% 24h

LadderAdmirable

Crypto will start its ascent to all time highs now. Planning to get more MSTR and COIN longs tomorrow if they don't gap it up before open tomorrow.

greyenlightenment

MSTR being liquidated will be fun to watch

AMX_revue

I will need MSTR at sub 100 thank you

greyenlightenment

imagine buying MSTR at 130. clown mask meme

Tzengi

MSTR puts tomorrow

slamtt

People surprised at COIN squeezing didnt watch MSTR last week lose 6 billion or some shit and pumped 30%

hascy

COIN was obviously priced in just like MSTR the other week

NoFutureIn21Century

If he owns 21 million BTC it means he owns a working quantum computer that can crack private keys. Bullish on MSTR!

greyenlightenment

MSTR and COIN down 60% in 4 months lol

aegiroth

Hot take. Coin, MSTR, HOOD, BMNR, corn, eth are the same stock. BMNR has highest room to run because of biggest discount on MNAV because its newer.

aegiroth

How is Coin and different than MSTR and HOOD

jraiv420

Hope Coin tanks helps my MSTR short

NaiveMercury

Would would have thought I could have been more profitable shorting AAPL today rather than shorting MSTR

Natarian86

!banbet MSTR 120 10D

Odd_Papaya8305

will MSTR hit 100 range soon?

UsualSusspekt

!banbet MSTR 110 7d

LadderAdmirable

MSTR seeing some action in way OTM calls. I think some sort of crypto pump is coming after close.

whodey84

$MSTR $110's for tomorrow?

uncorrelatedgambling

Marketbeat has a 374$ price target for MSTR 😂😂😂 i fucking can't 

Natarian86

!banbet MSTR 120 10D

Brawmethius

Still the people who bought MSTR over just straight BTC. At peak investors paid $307,720 per btc through MSTR.

greyenlightenment

MSTR still has $10 billion in losses despite buying bitcoin for 6 years

aaapod

if you have MSTR calls you hate yourself

greyenlightenment

MSTR back to 100 coming up

Never-Told-A-Lie

I shoulda inversed the MSTR put-sayers last Thurs before AH. Smh. COIN calls... fuck it.

crossdefaults

I still can't believe there are people who will give you a hundred and twenty two dollars and all you have to give them is one share of MSTR.

Independent_Term5790

Just like that MSTR lost 750 mm

halfmanhalfrobot69

Bought MSTR puts, so it’s probably gonna moon and I just saved the fake money market

jostradumass

MSTR $175 eod

donfonz

BREAKING: Michael Saylor, co-founder of $MSTR, has announced that he has started an Onlyfans. This coming shortly after $BTC breaks below 70k. "When following Strategy, you have to have a Plan A, a Plan B, and a Plan C." He stated to reporters. "This is Plan D."

Guhbigly

MSTR price action is not for the weak and I am one

ThesePotential1340

My MSTR puts a fucked

Live-Invite-474

Puts on MSTR

Arnab_Goswami_RTV

Just saw some job postings in Software from MSTR, like how many people do you need to buy 🌽 on your iPhone.

FuckingJPMAlgos

More like Saylor buying MSTR with money borrowed by MSTR to juice up the eps and pe ratio which should theoretically cause the stock to 🚀🚀🚀

sorxian

Buy MSTR puts.

AMX_revue

Seems like the play is always MSTR/HOOD/COIN puts

Internal_Field5970

Puts 🌽 HOOD Coin SoFi MSTR

Fine_Specialists

#MSTR GANG Still here and not in hear

AutisticGayBear69

MSTR buys BTC with the money and adds to their assets.

Any_Connection_2411

MSTR has entered the chat !

_FakeTaxi

crypto and over leveraged crypto bulls risk liquidation and bankruptcy. Strategy $MSTR is in red with tens of billion dollars crypto asset under managment.

jonneh

Watching 🌽 like a hawk from now on so I can time MSTR puts. I’m no ghey ber but money is money

Randomname1157

Here is a great question...why do they do this and not just randomly issue new shares at the money like MSTR does to buy bitcoin? Seems much easier to just dilute stockholders without going into debt like mstr.

Randomname1157

Then why not do what MSTR does and issue new shares whenever they want at the money?

Gom_KBull

hood is the price im willing to pay for MSTR to go down the toilet for good

luke_hal

MSTR Calls is the way. BITCOIN WILL RISE

Impressive-Mud-3362

They are different from MSTR, they have very small investment in BTC. So you can't really compare the BTC price levels.

jonneh

**Holy shit MSTR puts** # > Saylor: If 🌽 falls 90% for the next four years we’ll refinance the debt > > Reporter: Refinance where Michael? > > Saylor: We’ll just roll it forward… > > Reporter: You think banks would lend to you at that point? > > Saylor: 👀 ^yeah…

stoked_7

You could argue the money asset managers, banks, crypto exchanges, etc. make money off of transactions and fees is enough to justify keeping crypto alive. It's said that $800M has been made on this space by asset managers. They have a vested interest in the market and it's longevity. Companies like MSTR, TSLA, etc. hold it in treasury. Bitcoin mining and infrastructure companies also make billions. The roots are deep in the market and backing out now would destroy billions and stop a money printer.

tika_dengu

MSTR 🚀

Fit_Impress6487

MSTR massive green candle at close?

aftherith

Back to positive on the year by a fingernail. Out of my MSTR puts. Probably going a lot lower but my heart can't take the nonsense vol on that ticker.

aegiroth

Think about how much money people have made selling weekly puts any strike on MSTR for like 4 months

Fit_Impress6487

What the hell is going on with MSTR

AMX_revue

Again, MSTR bagholder funeral today and tomorrow

Standard-Top-5942

> shorting MSTR is too easy broh i'm literally about to buy. btc isn't dying. it's a trash company but well below nav

TinyAdhesiveness5773

shorting MSTR is too easy broh

disjia0001

MSTR is dog shit though. I hate that company. If you want a safer bet, sell SLV puts. I almost always never get assigned on those

Rosie3435

If you still have money left, MSTR has juicer premium for short puts

suizman

I feel like this, holding my heavy MSTR bags https://preview.redd.it/ade2ozcj4xig1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=c24a3d928450584f3031b2b59900c48783daf277

MikeMikeGaming

Lost and subsequently made $200 with MSTR today what a ride

bluen

Guthrie kidnapper prolly a MSTR bagholdr

Roygbiv-Turtle-98

BTC is down ***\~70.4%*** priced in silver since the 126k peak. MSTR in shamblez.

vermilli21

MSTR moving opposite of Buttcorn 🌽, interesting

Guhbigly

🌽 is recovering but MSTR isn’t. This is too ez

Guhbigly

MSTR to 100 this week. Source: trust me bro

tika_dengu

MSTR to replace MSFT in mag7

Initial_Ad_9250

MSTR bols thought they were TSLA

lemons714

TSLA is untethered to valuation, has its own cult, and has a pipeline to government money. Long ago I shorted it a few times for short term trades, mostly came out with a profit as I was simply trend following. Since the pudgy guy got into govt I have stayed away. One day it will do a MSTR, but who knows when.

Guhbigly

MSTR loss porn incoming

Mediocre-Gas-3831

I need a CVNA x MSTR collab

Non-mon-xiety

My best day of trading in weeks is because MSTR and CVNA are shitting the bed 🥰🥰🥰

dimifri

r u saying its gonna pass MSTR in mcap?

banditcleaner2

yeah, buying puts on COIN after it fell from $400 to $150 is totally obvious. my guess is because everyone here is so bearish it will rip, just like MSTR did last week

Clubpenguin8888

MSTR wants to go up so bad, but BTC is the shittiest of the shit performers

judgefriendlyhand

To be fair, most penny stocks have better fundamentals than MSTR

gr8uddini

Yes and that’s my point, the business isn’t a great business but it’s also not a business that requires a ton of money to operate. The only reason it is interesting is because you have a cult of adamant followers who buy dips, you have people like Michael Bury who are now in the stock, you have a company with 8 billion dollars that can be can patiently and use those to buy other legit businesses when we do get that bear market. All of these things make me feel protected, I can still the the holding actually company GameStop is not a great investment. Look at MSTR, it’s down huge right now but it’s still got a 30 billion market cap and I’d be willing to bet it drops more but there will be a point where people say bitcoin is oversold and MSTR (shitty company) will most likely be the stock that will give you the best returns when that happens.

Jemmani22

Who the fuck buys MSTR instead of anything else. Id rather have penny stocks

plannedgravy

MSTR need to get its ass back up to 160 or I’m not going to be able to shitpoat for a week.

Mission_Wide

Not in MSTR, or in anything coupled to BTC

Jehoopaloopa

MSTR bag holder?

AllCapNoBrake

Wild to think TSLA is a store of value, while MSTR and actual BTC are not.

SuffiecientSapian

I need MSTR at $300 by summer

mehmilani

Some of you are too young to remember. But there was a time when MSTR pumped 20% over Bitcoin ETF inflow headlines.

80sCocktail

Everytime I short MSTR it is green.