MSTR
MicroStrategy Incorporated
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Used a $20k business overdraft from my dead beef jerky side hustle to go all in on MSTR
Breaking News: MSTR Pivots to Food Service (WEN)
How the $MSTR Q2 earnings call will go
To all the MSTR preferred holders
MSTR is currently sitting on a $12.5B unrealized loss, exceeding the largest trading loss in history (Bill Hwang/Archegos) by $2.5B
SPCX has been quietly making my year, anyone else in this one?
"Michael Saylor is going to bring TERROR to bitcoiners" [MSTR]
Why Is Cryptocurrency Crashing: BTC at $63K, MSTR Down $10B and $750B Asia Bloodbath
Help evaluating MSTR Dec 2028 LEAPS strikes if target is $500–$800/share
Bitmine Immersion Technologies (NYSE: BMNR) Launches $300mn Preferred Stock Despite MSTR's Decline
Strategy (NASDAQ: MSTR) Stock Drawdown History Reveals How Far Shares Could Fall In A Crisis
MSTR has $11B in unrealized losses, the largest trading loss in history
After selling BTC for the first time ever, MSTR has $11B in unrealized losses
I just sold the exact bottom on MSTR, in the EXACT MINUTE
I just sold the exact bottom on MSTR, in the EXACT MINUTE
$MSTR sold BTC, Polymarket fucked up on a $200M bet, here's how to profit
Strategy (MSTR) Investors 'Deeply Concerned' After Market's Reaction to Michael Saylor Selling Bitcoin
MSTR/Strategy: Saylor invented a Kamikaze Machine to Pop Bubbles, to bring Bitcoin to 0$
MSTR/Strategy: Saylor invented a Kamikaze Machine to Pop Bubbles, to bring Bitcoin to 0$
MSTR sold 32 BTC- more to come? down 5% pre-market
The safest play for gay bears (like me) is puts on MSTR
$BMNR is a cautionary tale of levering Ethereum.
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Someone smart convince me not to buy a STRC (strategy preferred stock) put
Robinhood is missing out by not offering 0DTE parlays
When I asked my agent to analyze blockchains with the same protocol as finding our turnarounds😂😂😂
MSTR posts loss of $38.25 per share. Announces the end of their HODL strategy
$MSTR Earnings after hours today. I am the pinnacle of financial intelligence.
Palantir ($PLTR) Earnings Vol Trade Post-mortem - Patience is the Key
MSTR 11K FD Yolo | 200C 60 Cons @ 1.79 Each
Aped my 401k from my first Career in MSTR I still buy daily
"Market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent"
MSTR Options Gain (1DTE + 1 Month Out) +21K Profit
BTC Price: Vanguard Buys $195M MSTR Despite Blocking Spot ETFs
Should I fullport while im even and buy MSTR?
Tech AND Energy BOTH Up Today. Bears Are Cooked
$FLWR For Algernon | Regard Play To The Max | $110K in Shares (23.9K Qty)
Hey retards bought 60k in MSTR either I’ll lose it all. Either I’ll end it all, or I’ll be buying Wendy’s locations. See you in a year.
MSTR 53K Giga Yolo | 200C May-15-2026 Expiration | 110 Qty @ 4.83 Cost Basis
[$MSTR] I have deemed it necessary to take out a personal loan to buy more.
$MSTR rips higher as Strategy posts a $1.3 billion Bitcoin gain and BTC smashes through $77k.
One more $MSTR short - I will do this until it drops to zero
I have had a great week MSTR is the next to move after software
Butterfly won’t close even 10–15 credits below displayed price, TOS support blames exchange
Michael Saylor ($MSTR’s) BTC Holdings now in profit
MSTR down over 60% since it was added into your retirement account.
🔥 I Called NVDA & MSTR 10 Days Ago… Now the PUTS Are Printing
MSTR calls could go through the roof if BTC keeps rallying?
Trade MSTR BOTH Ways? The Most Explosive Bitcoin Bet Right Now.
Crypto PUTS Are PRINTING!! 💰 MSTR, MAR & RIOT Explained
MSTR is down $5.7B on paper and they just bought MORE.
Backtested insider buying as an earnings predictor for stocks that have reported so far
Backtested insider buying as an earnings predictor for stocks that have reported so far
COIN is going down even if they beat earnings today…how im gonna make a bag
COIN is trading down even if they beat tomorrow’s earnings
$127 is not the bottom. Change my mind.
I'm down significantly all time, I'd like to convert to selling options
Back with a short bet. MSTR 2/20ps and SPY Tuesday puts bought near close.
Who’s the Enron and MCI Worldcom of this generation?
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K MSTR ima need you to take a big fat red dump on open
My MSTR holding and LUNR
That's cause MSTR is selling more Bitcoin now lol 😆
MSTR bag holders are what’s the Strategy today? Rope or helpline 🤔
🌽 out here dying… gonna light a candle for my crypto/MSTR bros
WallStreetBets trying to short $MSTR again? Every time a headline says Saylor is selling, he actually ends up buying another billion dollars worth of $BTC. I'll believe it when I see the blockchain transaction
I don't understand people who bought MSTR to get a feel for crypto. Why not just buy the real shit instead of that Saylor slop?
r/MSTR is a whole ‘nother level of delusion
Still need to fade a BTC and in turn a MSTR rally off these levels. BTC has been bouncing hard off of this mid 58k area since it started trading below 60k again. It looks like puts may open and continue to get better, but if this short term trend plays out it's at the bottom of the rangebound channel now.
you know, I was genuinely concerned about the puts I bought EoD yesterday on MSTR but after seeing Jerky Boy yolo his financial future into it, I know my play is safe
Let’s make MSTR $11 bucks to match your salary
MSTR will end green today
Those are kinda old news. If you buy QQQ you will have plenty of exposure to them plus all the other ai stuff. It's safer than just playing memory stocks but memory is in ultra supply shortage so will likely rise more until supply catches up with demand or we crash big. For MSTR you are completely relying on bitcoin going crazy again. It will likely dip further from here, possibly another 50% down, so i would not go for that right now. Usually bitcoin bottoms in october every 4 years and hits an ath also in september/october every 4 years. Basically buy btc/mstr this october and sell in september 2029. But again you are at the mercy of the bitcoin gods.
It willbe really funny when MSTR actually pumps and OP's fictionally screenshot performs better for the year then his own trades. Ofcoures he will be back with another fabricated screenshot and will become a big hero here for his prophectic gifts and degeneracy but man nothing hurts more than missing out on your own good advice.
Not that easy to quickly sell off 850k worthless tokens whose plummeting price is already mostly propped up by this one idiotic company that kept buying them (guess which one?). If they try to sell quickly, it goes to zero. If they try to sell slowly, it still drops massively. We already saw what happened when they sold 32 coins lol. MSTR shills will still try to ~~tell you~~ cope that it's bullish.
Mods need to pin the guy who overdrafted 20k from his bacon business, and went all in on MSTR 💀
So is MSTR going to need to sell Bitcoin to be able to service their debts and pay STRC dividends? Is Bitcoin going to crash and burn soon? I think they need to absolutely avoid selling Bitcoin as desperately as they can, and pray the price comes back to their cost basis soon. But maybe they will be forced to sell, if so it's not going to be pretty.
how sure are you that they'll sell bitcoin this week and not dilute MSTR shares?
You think I should go in on all things like AMD, Nvidia, Apple, etc.? Or MSTR
Hmmmm Hard to say. Ai bubble seems to keep going so any popular semiconductor stock should be safe. Like DRAM which has all the memory companies. Of course that's not diversified at all and can crash big if the bubble pops. But 3k ain't that much anyway once you get a job. You could do DRAM leaps or a leveraged etf like MUU to juice it. Else TQQQ but if the bubble pops it's gonna collapse too. Important with leverage is to be able to hold through 30+% drawdowns which are completely normal with leverage. Gotta have faith that your thesis will play out. After that, and that might be a contrarian call, MSTR could offer 10x returns if bitcoin goes on a run again. But gotta wait for it to crash more and then have balls of steel to buy. If you want to be safe and diversified there aren't any real options that won't grow very slow and steady. 10% returns from the s&p500 per year is about as good as it gets with no leverage on high beta tech stocks. Idk maybe i'm missing some obvious play.
Last week is a different story altogether. Last week they diluted MSTR shares, this week its "sell bitcoin". This isn't the most opportune time to sell bitcoin. They should be buying bitcoin now but they literally can't due to debt obligations. That was my original point of my comment. They're buying high and selling low. This is with btc at 59K. How's their financial situation look with btc in the mid 40k to low 50k range? Also, not for nothing, bitcoin isnt just going to green dildo its way to new all time highs from here. It'll probably go a little lower and accumulate for months before any attempts at higher prices. That's the time frame strategy should be looking to buy, but will they be able to? Or will they be selling to cover debt obligations? We'll have to wait and see....
MSTR only down 2.5%? They sell their only asset which is the basis of their whole valuation. Ok.
Should have just directly bought corn 🌽 🌽 Can go up and MSTR gets left behind due overhead preferred stocks and dividend payments
MSTR started with the exact same thesis.. .
This is dumber than shit. MSTR shares have been heavily diluted and will continue for the foreseeable future to pay the interest on the preferred shares. Saylor will also be selling billions in btc he bought at over 100k per for under 60k. He's literally buying high and selling low which is the exact opposite of what he should be doing. Not only that, due to debt obligations he wont be able to buy btc at these lower prices. The company will hold on for a while because dumbasses like you keep handing him your money but what happens when there's nobody left to keep pumping in capital? Probably the government bails them out and adds another few hundred thousand btc to their own reserve but idiots like you will be left holding the bag. Fucking hilarious!
Didn't MSTR start with a similar thesis...
Guys, calm down. This has to be fake, theres no way someone will be that retarded. "MSTR", "beef jerky side hustle".. cmon. Good shitposting though.
the beef jerky business dying is what funded the MSTR position, which means the real loss porn is the jerky startup and we just havent seen those screenshots yet. also 350 shares at $95 is a real bet, not a meme size, so at least the conviction matches the chaos.
> The thesis is simple. Bitcoin keeps absorbing capital. MSTR is the leveraged bet on that happening and all the current panic is overblown. I've been bitcoining since you were 7 years old, and I agree with you.
Thats fair, its not a terrible place to start DCA, but I would argue if you believe in MSTR then you most likely believe in BTC, in which case the bottom suggests it would be around October this year, so could be alot of pain , good luck with whatever happens anyway, im planning on buying also.
Nah it’s MSTR, the jerky money has zero chill for blue chips
You could of bought MSTR puts Or SLS calls But MSTR? You belong here
This is actually hilarious But MSTR is actually a nasdaq 100 company. Good on SP500 for passing them on.
Clickbait headlines are not true, as you probably know, MSTR has very few ways of collapsing
I wake up every morning and the only thing that brings joy to my cold dead heart is seeing BTC and MSTR getting pummeled into the ground. These types of threads are a close second.
If I want exposure to bitcoin, I buy bitcoin. If I want exposure to equity market, I buy stock of business that has revenue. If I want exposure to crippling depression, I buy MSTR.
Watching MSTR continue to go up, continue buying MSTR
Still better than taking a 20k overdraft and buying MSTR
MSTR now selling bitcoin to fund debt. 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/fx276acgsdah1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114b2c0081d08ddeb3b1e888e12372623838f315
Nah, my tight stop loss got me out. My SLS calls prob beat your MSTR calls though. It's just a stock bro, chillax 💃🏻
MSTR telegraphing their intention to sell doesn't make sense. Don't they realise it will drop the price even further when people have knowledge of this? Insiders of other companies never flag their intentions to sell stock, it's just bizarre
Can’t MSTR still get cooked
Jeez so holding my MSTR puts that got nuked today might actually pay off
Mstr stock was like 450 when he bought at 125,000. Now MSTR stock is 90s and bitcoin is half. So wouldn't he be selling at a much more minimal loss. Also he has 1.2bln in cash so the bitcoin selling is just an assurance if he actually needs to in the future. But the biggest benefit is he is buying mstr stock since it is so cheap vs bitcoin holdings.
Rank the following stocks by how much brain damage you would need to have to invest in them: MSFT, SPCX, ASTS, MSTR, GME, TSLA
It can't be overstated that MSTR investors and Michael Saylor are all financial schizophrenics having a massive shared hallucination
It can be overstated that MSTR investors and Michael Saylor are all financial schizophrenics having a group hallucination
MSTR is short of the decade They are about to start a death feedback loop for both themselves and crypto. About fucking time
He has sold millions upon millions of MSTR stock the last few years. He’ll bankrupt the company and be fine. Grifter from the start…it’s almost like he’s done this before.
Michael Saylor's TRagedy (MSTR)
Can't wait. MSTR will give me a house once i buy at like 40$.
MSTR buying op was Friday. Accumulation in-bound
It’s gotta be worse to be MSTR gang, but yeah that’s rough
I’m going to be honest: I don’t think anything will make me as happy as buying puts at the MSTR top at 194 a few weeks ago… I’ll be chasing that high for years, and it wasn’t even my most lucrative play
Sold a bunch of MSTR today, also some calls - hoping for more dips after the fourth.
MSTR announces they’re selling BTC at a loss to buy shares after issuing shares for a year to buy expensive BTC. Saylors cult regards belong here!
MSTR selling btc at a loss to re buy their shares which is basically just holds the thing they are holding at a loss . Big moves from Michael Saylor .
MSTR price action just to fuck over retail
So is the MSTR price action today to fuck retail?
Thank you! Yes I looked last night and MSTZ was at $19.30 and I laughed as I knew I left some in that trade. Then today seeing that MSTR pop I expected felt reassuring. MSTR honestly should have dropped on the news that came out this morning but the MSTR bulls deserved a win.
What level of clownery are we at today? Well lets see: MSTR authorizes 2B in stock buybacks. Interesting, considering their only operating cash is obtained by selling stocks. So they starting to sell BTC? Which they bought from selling stocks (at a premium lmao)? GUESS HE IS JUST GONNA REFINANCE HIMSELF FROM HIMSELF. REFINANCE WHERE MICHAEL.
Gold down -1.6%, MSTR up +12%. Efficient markets?
MSTR of puppets I'm pulling your strings!!
June 2026, the last time MSTR was ever below 100.
Dead cat bounce for MSTR
Report: saylor selling more Bitcoin MSTR: idgaf, calls it is
They sold their stock high and buying low. So they'll be rich in MSTR stock.
Amazing how many names are unable to go up, CRWV DELL IREN but then dogshit like MSTR is up 10%
MSTR turnaround plan… sell bitcoin at a loss and buybacks of its own shit stock. 🤔 Puts on this turd till $2 a share.
I thought you were joking about MSTR's price because it's not on my watchlist Holy shit lmao
Lol @ people shorting MSTR who have no idea why Bitcoin is valuable...
I hate musk and I got burned on SpaceX and I hate saylor and I got burned today shorting MSTR lol… time to let go of the hate???
Why is MSTR going up? Experts told me it was a dead company.
If there’s a real inflection point brewing for MSTR it’s gonna run real hot. Could just be a fart in the wind that gets beaten back down by tomorrow though. Only so much more meat on the bone for puts/shorts.
BTC back to 10k, MSTR to $8. no help from Trump. no bailout or anything. crypto donors get nothing.
I really just want to see Saylor's boat get sunk, how the fuck are people still buying MSTR? STOP BUYING THAT DOGSHIT
Too many of us shorted MSTR That's the only explanation
How MSTR is green today is part of life's mysteries.
Some guy lost 2milly trying to catch knives going long on MSTR
If Saylor crushed Bitcoin when he announced the sale of just 32 Bitcoin, imagine the impact of today's announcement authorizing $MSTR to sell $3.25B worth of Bitcoin. At $60K, that's over 54,000 Bitcoin. Of course, as Bitcoin falls, more must be sold to raise that dollar amount
HAHAHA WE TURNIN RED BOYS WHAT A PUMP’nDUMP THEY ORCHESTRATED FOR US WITH ALL THE MSTR AND IRAN SHIT
You clearly don't know MSTR's capital structure.
Saylor needing to sell BTC at a loss in order to pay dividends resulting in a death spiral for MSTR and BTC, couldn't be a funnier conclusion to the ponzi 😂
Saylor selling BTC in order to pay dividends resulting in a death spiral for MSTR and BTC, couldn't be a funnier conclusion to the ponzi
lol, MSTR is shifting towards “active money management” and is allowed to sell off BTC to cover stonk buybacks. 🤣
Why does MSTR even have 1.500 employees? 🤔
$MSTR to sell $3.25B worth of Bitcoin. At $60K, that's over 54,000 Bitcoin. 🤣🤣🤣
$MSTR is now a Bitcoin seller. Under its just-announced “Bitcoin Monetization Program” it may sell Bitcoin for three purposes: to raise up to $1.25B to fund its USD reserve, to pay preferred dividends & debt interest, and to fund $1B of preferred and $1B of common stock buybacks.
can we make $MSTR run.... lol.... since everyone's shorting....
My trading strategy? It's simple. I see MSTR green at any point in the last month and I buy puts. Sell all those puts eod Friday and then do it again on Monday.
MSTR gonna finish red anyway lmao
MSTR gave you a chance to exit with some money today. If you don’t take the opportunity idk what to tell you
MSTR should fill that gap at 95
MSTR trying to add more bag holders to their ponzi scheme by announcing shares repurchase program