MSTR
MicroStrategy Incorporated
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Used a $20k business overdraft from my dead beef jerky side hustle to go all in on MSTR
Breaking News: MSTR Pivots to Food Service (WEN)
How the $MSTR Q2 earnings call will go
To all the MSTR preferred holders
MSTR is currently sitting on a $12.5B unrealized loss, exceeding the largest trading loss in history (Bill Hwang/Archegos) by $2.5B
SPCX has been quietly making my year, anyone else in this one?
"Michael Saylor is going to bring TERROR to bitcoiners" [MSTR]
Why Is Cryptocurrency Crashing: BTC at $63K, MSTR Down $10B and $750B Asia Bloodbath
Help evaluating MSTR Dec 2028 LEAPS strikes if target is $500–$800/share
Bitmine Immersion Technologies (NYSE: BMNR) Launches $300mn Preferred Stock Despite MSTR's Decline
Strategy (NASDAQ: MSTR) Stock Drawdown History Reveals How Far Shares Could Fall In A Crisis
MSTR has $11B in unrealized losses, the largest trading loss in history
After selling BTC for the first time ever, MSTR has $11B in unrealized losses
I just sold the exact bottom on MSTR, in the EXACT MINUTE
I just sold the exact bottom on MSTR, in the EXACT MINUTE
$MSTR sold BTC, Polymarket fucked up on a $200M bet, here's how to profit
Strategy (MSTR) Investors 'Deeply Concerned' After Market's Reaction to Michael Saylor Selling Bitcoin
MSTR/Strategy: Saylor invented a Kamikaze Machine to Pop Bubbles, to bring Bitcoin to 0$
MSTR/Strategy: Saylor invented a Kamikaze Machine to Pop Bubbles, to bring Bitcoin to 0$
MSTR sold 32 BTC- more to come? down 5% pre-market
The safest play for gay bears (like me) is puts on MSTR
$BMNR is a cautionary tale of levering Ethereum.
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Someone smart convince me not to buy a STRC (strategy preferred stock) put
Robinhood is missing out by not offering 0DTE parlays
When I asked my agent to analyze blockchains with the same protocol as finding our turnarounds😂😂😂
MSTR posts loss of $38.25 per share. Announces the end of their HODL strategy
$MSTR Earnings after hours today. I am the pinnacle of financial intelligence.
Palantir ($PLTR) Earnings Vol Trade Post-mortem - Patience is the Key
MSTR 11K FD Yolo | 200C 60 Cons @ 1.79 Each
Aped my 401k from my first Career in MSTR I still buy daily
"Market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent"
MSTR Options Gain (1DTE + 1 Month Out) +21K Profit
BTC Price: Vanguard Buys $195M MSTR Despite Blocking Spot ETFs
Should I fullport while im even and buy MSTR?
Tech AND Energy BOTH Up Today. Bears Are Cooked
$FLWR For Algernon | Regard Play To The Max | $110K in Shares (23.9K Qty)
Hey retards bought 60k in MSTR either I’ll lose it all. Either I’ll end it all, or I’ll be buying Wendy’s locations. See you in a year.
MSTR 53K Giga Yolo | 200C May-15-2026 Expiration | 110 Qty @ 4.83 Cost Basis
[$MSTR] I have deemed it necessary to take out a personal loan to buy more.
$MSTR rips higher as Strategy posts a $1.3 billion Bitcoin gain and BTC smashes through $77k.
One more $MSTR short - I will do this until it drops to zero
I have had a great week MSTR is the next to move after software
Butterfly won’t close even 10–15 credits below displayed price, TOS support blames exchange
Michael Saylor ($MSTR’s) BTC Holdings now in profit
MSTR down over 60% since it was added into your retirement account.
🔥 I Called NVDA & MSTR 10 Days Ago… Now the PUTS Are Printing
MSTR calls could go through the roof if BTC keeps rallying?
Trade MSTR BOTH Ways? The Most Explosive Bitcoin Bet Right Now.
Crypto PUTS Are PRINTING!! 💰 MSTR, MAR & RIOT Explained
MSTR is down $5.7B on paper and they just bought MORE.
Backtested insider buying as an earnings predictor for stocks that have reported so far
Backtested insider buying as an earnings predictor for stocks that have reported so far
COIN is going down even if they beat earnings today…how im gonna make a bag
COIN is trading down even if they beat tomorrow’s earnings
$127 is not the bottom. Change my mind.
I'm down significantly all time, I'd like to convert to selling options
Back with a short bet. MSTR 2/20ps and SPY Tuesday puts bought near close.
Who’s the Enron and MCI Worldcom of this generation?
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Didn't MSTR start with a similar thesis...
Guys, calm down. This has to be fake, theres no way someone will be that retarded. "MSTR", "beef jerky side hustle".. cmon. Good shitposting though.
the beef jerky business dying is what funded the MSTR position, which means the real loss porn is the jerky startup and we just havent seen those screenshots yet. also 350 shares at $95 is a real bet, not a meme size, so at least the conviction matches the chaos.
> The thesis is simple. Bitcoin keeps absorbing capital. MSTR is the leveraged bet on that happening and all the current panic is overblown. I've been bitcoining since you were 7 years old, and I agree with you.
Thats fair, its not a terrible place to start DCA, but I would argue if you believe in MSTR then you most likely believe in BTC, in which case the bottom suggests it would be around October this year, so could be alot of pain , good luck with whatever happens anyway, im planning on buying also.
Nah it’s MSTR, the jerky money has zero chill for blue chips
You could of bought MSTR puts Or SLS calls But MSTR? You belong here
This is actually hilarious But MSTR is actually a nasdaq 100 company. Good on SP500 for passing them on.
Clickbait headlines are not true, as you probably know, MSTR has very few ways of collapsing
I wake up every morning and the only thing that brings joy to my cold dead heart is seeing BTC and MSTR getting pummeled into the ground. These types of threads are a close second.
If I want exposure to bitcoin, I buy bitcoin. If I want exposure to equity market, I buy stock of business that has revenue. If I want exposure to crippling depression, I buy MSTR.
Watching MSTR continue to go up, continue buying MSTR
Still better than taking a 20k overdraft and buying MSTR
MSTR now selling bitcoin to fund debt. 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/fx276acgsdah1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114b2c0081d08ddeb3b1e888e12372623838f315
Nah, my tight stop loss got me out. My SLS calls prob beat your MSTR calls though. It's just a stock bro, chillax 💃🏻
MSTR telegraphing their intention to sell doesn't make sense. Don't they realise it will drop the price even further when people have knowledge of this? Insiders of other companies never flag their intentions to sell stock, it's just bizarre
Can’t MSTR still get cooked
Jeez so holding my MSTR puts that got nuked today might actually pay off
Mstr stock was like 450 when he bought at 125,000. Now MSTR stock is 90s and bitcoin is half. So wouldn't he be selling at a much more minimal loss. Also he has 1.2bln in cash so the bitcoin selling is just an assurance if he actually needs to in the future. But the biggest benefit is he is buying mstr stock since it is so cheap vs bitcoin holdings.
Rank the following stocks by how much brain damage you would need to have to invest in them: MSFT, SPCX, ASTS, MSTR, GME, TSLA
It can't be overstated that MSTR investors and Michael Saylor are all financial schizophrenics having a massive shared hallucination
It can be overstated that MSTR investors and Michael Saylor are all financial schizophrenics having a group hallucination
MSTR is short of the decade They are about to start a death feedback loop for both themselves and crypto. About fucking time
He has sold millions upon millions of MSTR stock the last few years. He’ll bankrupt the company and be fine. Grifter from the start…it’s almost like he’s done this before.
Michael Saylor's TRagedy (MSTR)
Can't wait. MSTR will give me a house once i buy at like 40$.
MSTR buying op was Friday. Accumulation in-bound
It’s gotta be worse to be MSTR gang, but yeah that’s rough
I’m going to be honest: I don’t think anything will make me as happy as buying puts at the MSTR top at 194 a few weeks ago… I’ll be chasing that high for years, and it wasn’t even my most lucrative play
Sold a bunch of MSTR today, also some calls - hoping for more dips after the fourth.
MSTR announces they’re selling BTC at a loss to buy shares after issuing shares for a year to buy expensive BTC. Saylors cult regards belong here!
MSTR selling btc at a loss to re buy their shares which is basically just holds the thing they are holding at a loss . Big moves from Michael Saylor .
MSTR price action just to fuck over retail
So is the MSTR price action today to fuck retail?
Thank you! Yes I looked last night and MSTZ was at $19.30 and I laughed as I knew I left some in that trade. Then today seeing that MSTR pop I expected felt reassuring. MSTR honestly should have dropped on the news that came out this morning but the MSTR bulls deserved a win.
What level of clownery are we at today? Well lets see: MSTR authorizes 2B in stock buybacks. Interesting, considering their only operating cash is obtained by selling stocks. So they starting to sell BTC? Which they bought from selling stocks (at a premium lmao)? GUESS HE IS JUST GONNA REFINANCE HIMSELF FROM HIMSELF. REFINANCE WHERE MICHAEL.
Gold down -1.6%, MSTR up +12%. Efficient markets?
MSTR of puppets I'm pulling your strings!!
June 2026, the last time MSTR was ever below 100.
Dead cat bounce for MSTR
Report: saylor selling more Bitcoin MSTR: idgaf, calls it is
They sold their stock high and buying low. So they'll be rich in MSTR stock.
Amazing how many names are unable to go up, CRWV DELL IREN but then dogshit like MSTR is up 10%
MSTR turnaround plan… sell bitcoin at a loss and buybacks of its own shit stock. 🤔 Puts on this turd till $2 a share.
I thought you were joking about MSTR's price because it's not on my watchlist Holy shit lmao
Lol @ people shorting MSTR who have no idea why Bitcoin is valuable...
I hate musk and I got burned on SpaceX and I hate saylor and I got burned today shorting MSTR lol… time to let go of the hate???
Why is MSTR going up? Experts told me it was a dead company.
If there’s a real inflection point brewing for MSTR it’s gonna run real hot. Could just be a fart in the wind that gets beaten back down by tomorrow though. Only so much more meat on the bone for puts/shorts.
BTC back to 10k, MSTR to $8. no help from Trump. no bailout or anything. crypto donors get nothing.
I really just want to see Saylor's boat get sunk, how the fuck are people still buying MSTR? STOP BUYING THAT DOGSHIT
Too many of us shorted MSTR That's the only explanation
How MSTR is green today is part of life's mysteries.
Some guy lost 2milly trying to catch knives going long on MSTR
If Saylor crushed Bitcoin when he announced the sale of just 32 Bitcoin, imagine the impact of today's announcement authorizing $MSTR to sell $3.25B worth of Bitcoin. At $60K, that's over 54,000 Bitcoin. Of course, as Bitcoin falls, more must be sold to raise that dollar amount
HAHAHA WE TURNIN RED BOYS WHAT A PUMP’nDUMP THEY ORCHESTRATED FOR US WITH ALL THE MSTR AND IRAN SHIT
You clearly don't know MSTR's capital structure.
Saylor needing to sell BTC at a loss in order to pay dividends resulting in a death spiral for MSTR and BTC, couldn't be a funnier conclusion to the ponzi 😂
Saylor selling BTC in order to pay dividends resulting in a death spiral for MSTR and BTC, couldn't be a funnier conclusion to the ponzi
lol, MSTR is shifting towards “active money management” and is allowed to sell off BTC to cover stonk buybacks. 🤣
Why does MSTR even have 1.500 employees? 🤔
$MSTR to sell $3.25B worth of Bitcoin. At $60K, that's over 54,000 Bitcoin. 🤣🤣🤣
$MSTR is now a Bitcoin seller. Under its just-announced “Bitcoin Monetization Program” it may sell Bitcoin for three purposes: to raise up to $1.25B to fund its USD reserve, to pay preferred dividends & debt interest, and to fund $1B of preferred and $1B of common stock buybacks.
can we make $MSTR run.... lol.... since everyone's shorting....
My trading strategy? It's simple. I see MSTR green at any point in the last month and I buy puts. Sell all those puts eod Friday and then do it again on Monday.
MSTR gonna finish red anyway lmao
MSTR gave you a chance to exit with some money today. If you don’t take the opportunity idk what to tell you
MSTR should fill that gap at 95
MSTR trying to add more bag holders to their ponzi scheme by announcing shares repurchase program
Yeah but anyone with half a brain would just buy BTC before buying MSTR, there is no value added
MSTR dropped 3% the past hour
MSTR's worth is literally tied to dollars, shit doesn't make sense.
Saylor bought btc all the way to the top yelling that dollar is a scam and now he is selling MSTR and btc to buy dollars lmao 🤣
MSTR is only down 80% in a year. More hilarity to ensue before this is done
MSTR to 100 for short squeeze
Oh MSTR what happened did the ponzi fail again
Puts at the open (def on MSTR) - who's coming with me!
What is the MSTR pump for, BTC still looking pretty flat
How will MSTR react once people who actually can read starts trading? I wouldn't be surprised to see another red day!
MSTR absolutely pumping
Will MSTR hold that green today finally? I'm tired of the red boss
When MSTR & Saylor survive this and corn hits 500k, I can't wait to see the CNBC interview. This guy is hilarious to watch.
MSTR up 8% but what about when the market opens and the people who actually knows how to read starts trading xD
MSTR pooots as soon as we open
if I wanted a self-destructing fund I'd just put money into YieldMax products, what do I need MSTR for
Saylor MSTR buyback 1 billion in shares
MSTR going Super Saiyan Ponzi today.
Told everyone at close friday that MSTR was heavily undervalued. Calls printed baby
I'm confused. How can MSTR afford to spend $1bn buying back stock
**BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 1W - 0L | Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **MSTR** | $78.39 (below) | $81.91 | -4.3% | Jul 2, 12:12 PM |
MSTR jumps on them having to sell $1.25B worth of shitcoinz to pay divident on their ponzi scheme STRC. If you to regarded to own crypto MSTR is for you! Don't forget to use leverage degens!!!