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What's with crypto "analysts" and name-calling the audience?
After 2 years, John Karony finally announces that the Safemoon exchange will take another 6-8 months
BREAKING: Craig Wright confirms he wrote Harry Potter in C++ and is the real JK Rowling.
E-mail I recived today from Voyager about bankruptcy
I have a question about how crypto can affect equities, and vice-versa.
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These shitcoins are getting insane. Someone just shilled me….
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I sold all my stocks in 2015 and put it all on BTC. Sometimes I look back and regret not diversifying. JK
What are you talking about we are just getting started states are buying government will buy still in the early adoption phase😎……….. okay lmao. JK
We are only pumping because it’s April Fools…tomorrow market will be like “JK lol” 📉
Well, if it's not 1 or 2 gigs where I can put my DOS or VMware bootable image on, well, I've got some more of those contemporary 16-32 gigs, so who cares. Okay, JK. I'd flash another Linux on it of course.
because im secretely shouting that they dont still hold any bitcoin. JK JK - typo , will fix when im back home tonight. Great flag!
LIttle sus with you username. ^(JK... I too live a life of pain)
Mortgage the farm Marge ….No No JK I would not take out a loan at 80k maybe if it went back to 30-40k I would even consider a loan
You got me. I AM uppity. And whilst I try to keep an open mind, when I see a self-professed Trump voter, I can't help but objectify them for being a small minded, low-information voter, easily swayed by vibes and flaccid machismo. \-oh look, a new shitcoin by the (checks notes) PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES....AND his Wife?! Seems legit \-oh look there goes another 600 pts on the Dow. Where's all the outraged Truths about how we're heading to the apocalypse and only he can save us?- OH JK, it's actually 700 and still sinking. I didn't need my 401k anyway I always have social secur. Oh I dont? Elon killed it? \-oh look, we're starting trade wars with our friends and neighbors. y'all are fuggin nuts voting for this imbecile again. And we're **ALL** grade A fukkkkkkkkkkked because of it.
Yes….yes it is lol no I’m JK I think it’s a more volatile one. I saw 100% spikes yesterday. There’s month to be made.
This is where continued education will help. Bitcoins value comes from a combination of the balance of the blockchain "trilemma" (security/scalability/decentralization), and the initial discovery of digital scarcity. There are literally hundreds of thousands of competitors to bitcoin. But none have same trilemma balance, and none created at the discovery of digital scarcity, and since they will most likely have a known creator or foundation, they are essentially a digital "fiat." ETH has "better" tech but its more centralized and is controlled by a foundation. SOL is fast as hell, but is centralized, and has crashed often. ADA is...JK😅
Hahah... Wow, you must be the first person to think of this! You might be on to something here..... (JK, have fun staying poor)
A man of culture 
Shoot, plz don't spread this heresy. Now I'm gonna have to sell my $PM, $JAPAY, $VGR and $MO and buy BTC with the proceeds. Haha JK, keep stacking!
Oh boy... does the world come to an end if it stays the same? JK
Need a tldr for the tldr, JK good job
We all need emotional support occasionally 😁. JK, supports are levels where the price bounces off on the way down, preferably multiple times. Strong buy pressure point. Resistance is the opposite.
Because it will be back to 40K by then? JK lol
JK, if we have a normal cycle we will be back here next year. Im hoping the ETFs and a bitcoin reserve can prevent that though
Maybe it's a guy wearing some JK.
We gotta wait twelve and a half months for 200k? Boooo this man. JK. Happy to be where we're at.
4,194,304 every single time. JK.
My smart fridge is nagging me about low bitcoin. JK, I would never buy a POS like a smart fridge.
Yes color within the lines, JK :)
Woah, woah, woah ... Slow down, Mr. Whale .. leave some for the rest of us ... JK, happy stacking!
Assume that JK Rowling might be the most brilliant young adult novelist of the last fifty years. Why would you give her such a shallow answer? Like most people, she may not understand the fiat system, but if it were explained in a reasonable way that would fill in the holes, then an intellectual such as herself could at least find the idea compelling in order to ask more questions. Here is a shot: The governments of the world can print as many units of currency as they wish. If they wish they can cause inflation or hyperinflation. On any given day, Bitcoin has an easily predictable number of coins. The technology surrounding Bitcoin guarantees that this remains the case.
Good. HIGHER! JK. I sold a decent amount of BTC in 2019 for my house. I started the 2020 bull run with a decimated stack. I've since built my nest egg back up and I'm doing better than ever. Don't ever feel bad about using the magic Internet beams to improve your physical life. Enjoy.
Surely there is a JK coming?
I backed the loan. I gave them 6, they put it into a CD (60 months) they give me back 5k and the bank makes around 20 basis points. Its a secured loan. I do this because I dont pay interest on the loan due to the CD bearing prime +2%. Psh, boooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiii Dont make me show you my portfolio... ;) JK!
Exactly how long will it last? I want to know when to sell. JK I just want to know your prediction.
RIP the guy yesterday who gets liquidated at $72k.. JK, who would short right now?
Do you know how we call a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe? A seller JK
People were cashing out bitcoin, exchanges had to let them and hence had to buy bitcoin, therefore price goes up. JK
Congrats! Now delete this post and never speak of it again. Haha. JK, but I wouldn't broadcast this fact anymore. BTC is going to keep flying. Major achievement. Well done.
DJ PAPER? We maxi's don't like no paper, get it? JK, GL to all.
We can do the math on that as well. I'm a male in my early 30s so factoring in my place of birth and eating hab... JK
Diversified in 20 shitcoins. I'm down in 20 different ways. ^^^^JK ^^^^BTC ^^^^IS ^^^^KING
58k gang forever! JK. This time round we go 580k.
I find it funny. Whoever is selling like F U, JK, F U , JK, F U, JK and so on lol.
Put your money into some doge shit coins and wait for it to go crazy during the bull market haha, JK, You better off saving it and only invest when you get a job.
$69K over weekend and back down to $65K argh.. Im annoyed. JK. Boughtin at $42K and DCA when it went down to $38K. I am still in the positive. Just wish would hit $80K already
fuck that house. Bitcoin is becoming more valuable against real estate. This is from a guy who sold his house and YOLO'd in Is this your Fiance's idea or yours ? Hey its Savings Tech and if this is what your saved for. Go for it bro. Best of luck. paper handed pussy. LOL JK
Wow, I feel like everyone here got way smarter after reading this. JK.
Run for the hills and sell all we are doomed.JK
The cross of gold is idiotic. There were countries that adopted the silver standard…china and India. They both got wrecked compared to the western world who adopted the gold standard. It’s strange you don’t understand purchasing power vs monetary units. Deflation is of course bad under a Keynesian system because it makes debt unbearable and since Keynes wants everyone in debt he can’t have any deflationary forces. Deflation has no systemic consequence under sound money because going into debt only happens when the economic benefit is real. Malinvestments under fiat debt based systems are the norm so we have a lot of pointless inefficient business activity and layers upon layers of box ticking bullshit. Two axioms. 1. If a government can debase a currency they will debase a currency. This is all you need to understand as to why we left a gold standard and why the us government confiscated its citizens gold supply. 2. Hard money will always beat soft money. Up until the invention of Bitcoin there was no hard money that could operate digitally and could exist free from government control and debasement. So the cool thing is it doesn’t matter if you don’t like Bitcoin, it can’t be stopped and will become the preferred store of value and monetary unit around the globe simply by offering a better value proposition than anything else. I am familiar with what happened at Bretton woods. We let a silver spoon pedophilic cretin with no understanding of what makes for good money or what productive work actually means design a system to create debt slaves out of us all but in particular the global south through the IMF and world bank. Probably should broaden your reading on this subject outside of the one party economic orthodoxy. https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Repression-Exploitation-Development-Gladstein/dp/B0C1JK6MG7?nodl=1&dplnkId=862fb2be-9bee-49e4-92ae-bc6289cf00c1 You should also reread Hayek’s “The Road to Serfdom” while you are at it to put together the pieces as to why centrally planned economic and especially monetary systems are such a bad idea.
The news is out ... everyone is already too late for it, but you can become exit liquidity if you really want to get involved. I say, waste no time, and jump on the Exit Liquidity Wagon -> much fun and good vibes awaits for all those who are not traders with insider info. JK ... don't touch this shit 😄
One lump sum. All of it. Right now. JK. This is Reddit and the internet tho.
Only when you're counting change under the couch to eat, are you doing it right! /s JK OP; only invest what you're willing to lose. In my honest and researched opinion, BTC is a long term big picture ordeal, and it's only going to go up over time. When in doubt, simply zoom out!
Bitcoin is anti-authoritarian. It is not only individuals who need to fear the overreach of governments and corporations -- some countries do as well. Countries and corporations seek to impose their will on smaller, "weaker", countries, and often succeed. Many of these smaller countries need resistance money as well. Alex Gladstein's book on the IMF is relevant here: [https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Repression-Exploitation-Development-Gladstein/dp/B0C1JK6MG7](https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Repression-Exploitation-Development-Gladstein/dp/B0C1JK6MG7)
Buy IREN stock. JK This is not financial advice. I would make your own decision. Bitcoin is volatility on steroids. What would happen if your 120k goes to 60k. Can you handle the pressure.
There was a tweet that forgot to get sent. "JK"
Bot here! You call? LOL. JK. Bro....it is strange to think about a community working for their bags. The dev is an OG Shib and wants to build Kendu organically like Shib 2020-2021 style. We are here to work. Dev is getting on the mic on TG in 3hrs and 17 mins. Come take a listen and you decide.
JK. Google failed me. Not the right address
Then that makes me as imaginative as JK Rowling. Thanks for the compliment.
Broken Clock Theory. (JK. someone had to say it) I think it had to do with the BlackRock announcement. Good timing. Congrats OP.
It's the runes man.... The RUNES!!! JK, it will settle, give it a week or 2.
JK, the same amount of mining will award half the amount of BTC yielded compared to hefore making it more valuable in the long run.
Happy COIN stock holder 👍 🤔 Now if Coinbase could stop selling S%!t coins, that'd be great 👌 JK 😅 we love them transactions fees!
and when that happens, it eventually finds its way back into the hands of institutions. institutions manipulate the price of gold, and they’ve been manipulating the price of BTC since 2018. if you were around during those times, then you know. now that the ETFs have been green lit… Grayscale owns the most BTC in the world, and BlackRock owns the 2nd most. don’t know if you’ve experienced the tops and bottoms of btc, but when BTC hits its cycle peak, and the price starts dropping down 20%, you’ll witness how many people are panicking to sell. The reason why it drops that low is because institutions are offloading, rotating to other assets to make more money, and they start loading up again when the price bottoms out. They have a cheatcode, the AI of all AI’s. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aladdin_(BlackRock) and they’ve been using it for a while. this tool gives them an unfair advantage. Aladdin’s asset management will make BlackRock more money than if they only held BTC. If BTC 6x’s from here within the next 2 years, BlackRock will 20x in that same period of time. humans have feelings, emotions, they’re influenced by psychology. aladdin is a program, it moves on numbers/math. we’re at a disadvantage. and it’s not btc vs aladdin, aladdin stacks and dumps btc when the timing is perfect. what else is perfect? the following thread: https://twitter.com/valkatayev/status/1599114777581625344?s=46&t=JK6cRbhTk8R9xdYhaBZLIw
Sorry guys, it was me. Had to move some for baby formula. JK f babies HODL LYFE BICHHES
The face of bitcoin. I expect a mass sell off tomorrow. JK OP! Don’t wear that out in the open you might attract the interest of those of the opposite sex that think you rollin.
Yes, definitely buy the top like everyone else in here, 😂. JK, no one knows. Could crash back down to 30 or go up forever. Best time to buy is the minute you are confident in the investment. In 15 years it won’t matter much if you lumped in at 70k or DCA’d down to 55k. Likelihood of BTC staying anywhere close to current price long term is not high given its life history and volatility.
that would be ironic because JK rowling is transphobic as hell and most trans people i know buy their hormone therapy with bitcoin lol
I recommend anyone curious about ETH's direction for Layer-1 scaling to read the first article and if you want to know why they pivoted to Layer-2's as well and prioritized this read the second article. ​ https://polynya.mirror.xyz/epju72rsymfB-JK52\_uYI7HuhJ-W\_zM735NdP7alkAQ https://polynya.medium.com/why-rollups-data-shards-are-the-only-sustainable-solution-for-high-scalability-c9aabd6fbb48
bought 10 BTC today, JK
bought 10 BTC today, JK
ETH haters pump ADA after the update. JK I love both chains. However ADA is always the very silent one without big hype.
how dare you advise selling moons. JK, do what you want.
There’s no way to not read that in JK Simmons’ voice
Yes it’s too late. (JK- DCA bro) 😎
What O in YOLO stands for? Have nine lives so need 9 memes? JK, GL
100% - And it's all in PEPE. 😂 /S JK. I'm around 50%. Spread across BTC, ETH, and various alts.
Ooohh ahh ahh ooo ahhh. JK But those centralized exchanges can be a bunch of aholes with how they deal with spread or anything else, etc.
You forgot rule #1... Never sell. JK 😅 Don't feel bad. This is a rookie mistake. DCA, never lump sum, invest only what you can afford to lose, stay away from leverage.... yada yada
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Bitcoin still pumping. Poor fucking bears.... CRY BEARS CRY HAHAHAHA all i see are tears. DO U KNOW WHY THERE ARE NO BEARS? Cuz BULLS WON. THERE are no bears!!! HAHAHAHAH poor bears.... oh pooooooor pooor bears..... they missed out...... on discounts.... wow.... I feel bad... HAHAHAHA JK!!!! I DONT FEEEL BAD!!!!! CUZ BULLS WIN!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Too early to pick out my condo in Monaco? JK don't have much.
Yes (To all 3 questions) JK. Cursing myself for being too CS to add more after 41k also sold some alt today just before it did another 5% Stop looking at charts, look in the fridge and the mirror. If you need it, take profit and don't look back next few months ig
I'm sure a lot of the farms are underground or in mountains. But yeah, I bet it does jack up the cost quite a bit (plus energy cost of pushing the air further). And it was in Texas, they're like, screw these hicks we'll build this shit wherever it's cheapest, lol. JK nothing against Texas, I like 100+ degree heat and racist hillbillies as much as any midwesterner. Dammit, sorry, no seriously Texas is fine. I don't want to hear anything from anyone from Austin. That doesn't count. It's like setting up a colony on a hostile planet. Heh.
Until Satoshi comes out of hiding and takes over the world! JK. I see you making big bold statements. Do you know about lightning and layer-2? How can BTC become more practical?
Just that dude who messaged me to help… JK
JK rowling is the author of the harry potter books
I think Mr A was complicit in all of this. Ran for the hills the moment JK was arrested never to be heard of again. I hope all that were involved get served!
This is all because I bulk bought at 45k. JK Honey Badger don't care. HODL
Get a job, you bum. JK about the bum part. You should get a job tho.
If they had only just held on to the bitcoin they received, they might have toppled Apple JK
Didn’t get the invite to our secret club? Well this is awkward. JK, but I think it’s more that people assume enough experienced traders with large investments typically make the same kinds of decisions, which ends up affecting the market.
Have BTC earnings have been released? JK
Being a virgin allows me to stack more sats so jokes on you ha! Edit: Actually thinking about it and realise that love is the key to life and money isnt everything 😔. Edit 2: JK losers, I just want you to sell so i can stack more sats cheaply! Muhuhahaha (Evil laugh)
[https://i.imgur.com/JK0QyPh.png](https://i.imgur.com/JK0QyPh.png) 4 scenarios, which one will it be guys?
Als Österreich kann ich nur sagen: ignorier alle DMs außer meine obv ;) JK nice one & have fun
This is the way. Dig deeper. Deeper. Go into avenues of social media nobody has heard of. Hyperlinks to Indonesian web domains. JK you’ve gone too deep and now there’s no way out.
And now we learn that BTC is using up all that precious water as well, I guess we are all screwed one way or the other...JK
If you know nothing about crypto, you have to choose the safest one Bitcoin. Don't be scared by its price tag just accumulate satoshis! I know it can be appealing to invest in a shit coin with a price tag of 0.000001$ that claims to be the next 1000x trust me is not. Later on, when you have passed the beginners stage you can look to invest in allt coins which is everything else besides bitcoin and they are way more risky. Bitcoin can preserve your wealth and add to it with minimal risk compared to the rest of the crypto market. Btw no company or crypto wallet provided is ever going to contact you first! You will get DMS from people claiming to know the next Bitcoin is all a scam don't reply to anything. Never give out your seed phrase to your wallets to anyone that's like your password but no one will help you if you lose it or someone steals it from you it can end up with you losing everything. Welcome to the other side (JK) 🤣