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What's with crypto "analysts" and name-calling the audience?
After 2 years, John Karony finally announces that the Safemoon exchange will take another 6-8 months
BREAKING: Craig Wright confirms he wrote Harry Potter in C++ and is the real JK Rowling.
E-mail I recived today from Voyager about bankruptcy
I have a question about how crypto can affect equities, and vice-versa.
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These shitcoins are getting insane. Someone just shilled me….
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Broken Clock Theory. (JK. someone had to say it) I think it had to do with the BlackRock announcement. Good timing. Congrats OP.
It's the runes man.... The RUNES!!! JK, it will settle, give it a week or 2.
JK, the same amount of mining will award half the amount of BTC yielded compared to hefore making it more valuable in the long run.
Happy COIN stock holder 👍 🤔 Now if Coinbase could stop selling S%!t coins, that'd be great 👌 JK 😅 we love them transactions fees!
and when that happens, it eventually finds its way back into the hands of institutions. institutions manipulate the price of gold, and they’ve been manipulating the price of BTC since 2018. if you were around during those times, then you know. now that the ETFs have been green lit… Grayscale owns the most BTC in the world, and BlackRock owns the 2nd most. don’t know if you’ve experienced the tops and bottoms of btc, but when BTC hits its cycle peak, and the price starts dropping down 20%, you’ll witness how many people are panicking to sell. The reason why it drops that low is because institutions are offloading, rotating to other assets to make more money, and they start loading up again when the price bottoms out. They have a cheatcode, the AI of all AI’s. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aladdin_(BlackRock) and they’ve been using it for a while. this tool gives them an unfair advantage. Aladdin’s asset management will make BlackRock more money than if they only held BTC. If BTC 6x’s from here within the next 2 years, BlackRock will 20x in that same period of time. humans have feelings, emotions, they’re influenced by psychology. aladdin is a program, it moves on numbers/math. we’re at a disadvantage. and it’s not btc vs aladdin, aladdin stacks and dumps btc when the timing is perfect. what else is perfect? the following thread: https://twitter.com/valkatayev/status/1599114777581625344?s=46&t=JK6cRbhTk8R9xdYhaBZLIw
Sorry guys, it was me. Had to move some for baby formula. JK f babies HODL LYFE BICHHES
The face of bitcoin. I expect a mass sell off tomorrow. JK OP! Don’t wear that out in the open you might attract the interest of those of the opposite sex that think you rollin.
Yes, definitely buy the top like everyone else in here, 😂. JK, no one knows. Could crash back down to 30 or go up forever. Best time to buy is the minute you are confident in the investment. In 15 years it won’t matter much if you lumped in at 70k or DCA’d down to 55k. Likelihood of BTC staying anywhere close to current price long term is not high given its life history and volatility.
that would be ironic because JK rowling is transphobic as hell and most trans people i know buy their hormone therapy with bitcoin lol
I recommend anyone curious about ETH's direction for Layer-1 scaling to read the first article and if you want to know why they pivoted to Layer-2's as well and prioritized this read the second article. ​ https://polynya.mirror.xyz/epju72rsymfB-JK52\_uYI7HuhJ-W\_zM735NdP7alkAQ https://polynya.medium.com/why-rollups-data-shards-are-the-only-sustainable-solution-for-high-scalability-c9aabd6fbb48
bought 10 BTC today, JK
bought 10 BTC today, JK
ETH haters pump ADA after the update. JK I love both chains. However ADA is always the very silent one without big hype.
how dare you advise selling moons. JK, do what you want.
There’s no way to not read that in JK Simmons’ voice
Yes it’s too late. (JK- DCA bro) 😎
What O in YOLO stands for? Have nine lives so need 9 memes? JK, GL
100% - And it's all in PEPE. 😂 /S JK. I'm around 50%. Spread across BTC, ETH, and various alts.
Ooohh ahh ahh ooo ahhh. JK But those centralized exchanges can be a bunch of aholes with how they deal with spread or anything else, etc.
You forgot rule #1... Never sell. JK 😅 Don't feel bad. This is a rookie mistake. DCA, never lump sum, invest only what you can afford to lose, stay away from leverage.... yada yada
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Bitcoin still pumping. Poor fucking bears.... CRY BEARS CRY HAHAHAHA all i see are tears. DO U KNOW WHY THERE ARE NO BEARS? Cuz BULLS WON. THERE are no bears!!! HAHAHAHAH poor bears.... oh pooooooor pooor bears..... they missed out...... on discounts.... wow.... I feel bad... HAHAHAHA JK!!!! I DONT FEEEL BAD!!!!! CUZ BULLS WIN!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Too early to pick out my condo in Monaco? JK don't have much.
Yes (To all 3 questions) JK. Cursing myself for being too CS to add more after 41k also sold some alt today just before it did another 5% Stop looking at charts, look in the fridge and the mirror. If you need it, take profit and don't look back next few months ig
I'm sure a lot of the farms are underground or in mountains. But yeah, I bet it does jack up the cost quite a bit (plus energy cost of pushing the air further). And it was in Texas, they're like, screw these hicks we'll build this shit wherever it's cheapest, lol. JK nothing against Texas, I like 100+ degree heat and racist hillbillies as much as any midwesterner. Dammit, sorry, no seriously Texas is fine. I don't want to hear anything from anyone from Austin. That doesn't count. It's like setting up a colony on a hostile planet. Heh.
Until Satoshi comes out of hiding and takes over the world! JK. I see you making big bold statements. Do you know about lightning and layer-2? How can BTC become more practical?
Just that dude who messaged me to help… JK
JK rowling is the author of the harry potter books
I think Mr A was complicit in all of this. Ran for the hills the moment JK was arrested never to be heard of again. I hope all that were involved get served!
This is all because I bulk bought at 45k. JK Honey Badger don't care. HODL
Get a job, you bum. JK about the bum part. You should get a job tho.
If they had only just held on to the bitcoin they received, they might have toppled Apple JK
Didn’t get the invite to our secret club? Well this is awkward. JK, but I think it’s more that people assume enough experienced traders with large investments typically make the same kinds of decisions, which ends up affecting the market.
Have BTC earnings have been released? JK
Being a virgin allows me to stack more sats so jokes on you ha! Edit: Actually thinking about it and realise that love is the key to life and money isnt everything 😔. Edit 2: JK losers, I just want you to sell so i can stack more sats cheaply! Muhuhahaha (Evil laugh)
[https://i.imgur.com/JK0QyPh.png](https://i.imgur.com/JK0QyPh.png) 4 scenarios, which one will it be guys?
Als Österreich kann ich nur sagen: ignorier alle DMs außer meine obv ;) JK nice one & have fun
This is the way. Dig deeper. Deeper. Go into avenues of social media nobody has heard of. Hyperlinks to Indonesian web domains. JK you’ve gone too deep and now there’s no way out.
And now we learn that BTC is using up all that precious water as well, I guess we are all screwed one way or the other...JK
If you know nothing about crypto, you have to choose the safest one Bitcoin. Don't be scared by its price tag just accumulate satoshis! I know it can be appealing to invest in a shit coin with a price tag of 0.000001$ that claims to be the next 1000x trust me is not. Later on, when you have passed the beginners stage you can look to invest in allt coins which is everything else besides bitcoin and they are way more risky. Bitcoin can preserve your wealth and add to it with minimal risk compared to the rest of the crypto market. Btw no company or crypto wallet provided is ever going to contact you first! You will get DMS from people claiming to know the next Bitcoin is all a scam don't reply to anything. Never give out your seed phrase to your wallets to anyone that's like your password but no one will help you if you lose it or someone steals it from you it can end up with you losing everything. Welcome to the other side (JK) 🤣
BREAKING: JK Rolling is rolling out Hogwarts cryto coin to power Hogwarts. ICO early next year.
Mhm yup, nothin' spectacular happenin' today. 38k knows what's best every time. Haven't we learned this? BTC is setting up camp. This is where BTC lives now. Feelin' cute, might be a stable coin for a little while. BTC is going into minecraft mode - it's gonna collect some things, dig some tunnels, in 38k land. JK there's no way. There's no way this would happen. The bull run is like right around the corner. This animal's been poked so many times it's not even dead anymore. I mean, this bull's gotta be pissed. This bull's gotta super pissed, right? Like knock the trailer truck off the highway angle, grind high-centered across the median, make a great escape kinda pissed. Like trample down the highway mad max style with horns ablazin'? Anyways, nothing's happening today because i said so.
The answer is no. Some people's hearts just aren't in the right place when it comes to money. Locally and just recently, a man died who had placed his home in a trust. The trust was slated to transfer to his kids. Somehow, through some really slimy works, three realtors and an attorney, who were previously helping the man, all jumped in and tried to sell the house and dissolve the trust and run off with the proceeds. Thankfully one of the sons realized the game and sued and won everything back. You can trust me with your keys though. JK :))
If only bitcoin was a molecule and it could be ionized it would definitely be a noble gas with a full outer shell of electrons get out of the way Xenon bitcoin is coming through. Lol JK.
What a great day. BTC over $35k and Safemoon JK gets arrested.
Who are all these people? This time a day was reserved for me and like 2 other people. JK have fun
How to extend your bear market by 4 more years 101. JK OP congrats on the house. Please keep track of net worth and what it would have been if you had bought and held the BTC through 2025! Id be curious how you net out
"JK the news is fake" *dumps* "Actually - it is real" *pumps* \*Check website, still pending\* *dumps*
Is there an option to keep it? Haha JK...maybe Monero
>because they’re all criminals and know they could be next I think this is the heart of the issue. I firmly believe that you can become a millionaire with just hard work and luck, but not a billionaire. I've personally never seen a case of someone becoming a billionaire without getting their hands dirty in some way or another. Even success stories like JK Rowling, who became a billionaire without actively doing any shady stuff, only got there in the first place thanks to the publishing industry (anyone who's been in that industry knows how dishonest it is) and copyright laws (unethical for the most part).
> most accomplished people in history have almost never had to worry about money There's so many people from Steve Jobs, Oprah Winfrey, JK Rowling, Ed Sheeran, Arnold Schwarzenegger and countless others that didn't come from money. Often times its those people that grew up overcoming hardships that helped formed their character and grit. And when they do come into money it's not their primary motivation because they survived just fine without it in most cases. I grew up lower-middle class, I never needed to worry about money. My mother packed my lunches. We had a decent house where the kids shared a room. I remember sharing my first computer and first car with my brother with shared money from teenage jobs until one brother made enough to buy the other one out. I worked since I was 15 but never had to share that money with my parents. I bought what I wanted and truly learned the value of a dollar, and that what you put in is what you get out. Too many people believe only the rich can achieve success. Only the rich can afford doing startups, etc. But that kind of thinking is the opiate of the people. We all have endless potential.
This Oct 13 I'm bullish. JK I think our pump is coming next year.
Still 8000 extra is too many. And that's why we need strong regulations in crypto to prevent people from printing money like that out of thin air and literally stealing from investors. JK is just another scumbag in the crypto space.
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DOT, my sweet boy, on a fast track to zero. Joining safemoon. Farewell. It was fun even if you cost me thousands. JK it sucks ass and I hate you DOT
Time will tell..../s... JK Bruv... 
HAIL HYDRA ! JK but good luck to any holders
Well everyone hates lawyers. Sounds like a good place to direct blame. JK. Fuck you SBF
Too bad no one uses Cardano. RIP JK...sort of
Thank you. We are all holding you to this! JK
"Have fun staying poor." JK, don't say that, folks.
This is a hustle, not a hobby! JK lol do what you love
4! Nah JK, not a Binance fan!
Nice. That date is also 69 
I can buy those things when Moons at 200% JK. But would be nice, though.
Maybe that’ll help speed up the 3 hour+ wait times… JK that’s impossible!
Myself! JK, it’s BTC
Hey if it's about turf let's call JK Rowling 😜 JK haha, can never pass up a dad joke.
Or BUSD , JK please don't buy it
Damn I thought it was Blackrock, but i gonna be a conspiracy theorist and say that robinhood loaded the bags on behalf of blackrock. JK
JK Rowling huh… I heard of HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu recently
OP, are you JK Rowling? What is this writing 😂
Well let it slide, this time! JK that's what they are there for! 👍
I'd take dollars over friends anytime. At least you know the paper's real. JK
But isn't that what we do here? Buy high, sell low? JK. I also gave some DOT locked in that crowdfunding platform.
What a f*kn simp bro! 😂 JK that's a nice story good for yous, enjoy your guys lives and marriage. Money means nothing to love.
 JK
The end is neigh!!! JK let them sell at a discount. I’m in!
1$ when? JK. I can wait another few years.
Moons to the moon bay bay ! Never let go ! JK btw if it feels right let them go !
Idk Edwards was hoskinsons middle name. JK lmao
We're just doing our best! (JK, I only posted pixels to help the fuck spez crowd)
If you need a little gas I can help out! First you have to send me your seed, JK! lol I do take donations though post your addy here and I’ll send you a small amount.
I see many with 0 moons right now next to their name. Who are the betrayals selling? JK 😛
Tweet? Sir this is Reddit. JK this should be the only tweet!! LFG
Get em Brian.....also bring your check book jic.....whatever it takes LOL JK JK
They only do this when you have a small penis. JK :)
 JK ofc ❤️
I wanted to write a parody of a threat I just saw about 10 ways to lose your Bitcoin. So here you have it, the other side of the coin! ​ ***10 Ways to Earn Bitcoin: A Prospective*** **#1 Internet Theft** It might not be honest work, but it's hard work **#2 Someone Forgot** Finder's keepers **#3 Counterparty Bankruptcy** It was our plan from the very beginning **#4 Altcoin Hype** Influencer A and D were worth their weight in however many wallets I will need to fit all this bitcoin with **#5 Yield Farming Bubble** We did not get our idea from bitconnect. Disclaimer: the previous statement may not be factually correct **#6 Paper Bitcoin Wallet Hack** I like to consider myself a hacker for finding this paper with some string of letters and numbers in my GF's father's bedroom drawer. Also, refer to #1 **#7 Hard Forks** I dumped this worthless fork on my unsuspecting boss. This time, I'll be the one to have the final laugh **#8 Panic Bought** JK, lol. That purchase was part of my regular DCA **#9 Propaganda** It worked for #insert-any-number-of-institutions-or-states-with-vested-interest-in-their-own-self-preservation; surely it will work for us too! **#10 Patience** My stoically composed tranquilness can only come about as a result of the serene knowledge that value wise bitcoin can only trend towards infinity
10 Ways to Earn Bitcoin: A Prospective \#1 Internet Theft It might not be honest work, but it's hard work \#2 Someone Forgot Finder's keepers \#3 Counterparty Bankruptcy It was our plan from the very beginning \#4 Altcoin Hype Influencer A and D were worth their weight in however many wallets I will need to fit all this bitcoin with \#5 Yield Farming Bubble We did not get our idea from bitconnect. Disclaimer: the previous statement may not be factually correct \#6 Paper Bitcoin Wallet Hack I like to consider myself a hacker for finding this paper with some string of letters and numbers in my GF's father's bedroom drawer. Also, refer to #1 \#7 Hard Forks I dumped this worthless fork on my unsuspecting boss. This time, I'll be the one to have the final laugh \#8 Panic Bought JK, lol. That purchase was part of my regular DCA \#9 Propaganda It worked for #insert-any-number-of-institutions-or-states-with-vested-interest-in-their-own-self-preservation; surely it will work for us too! \#10 Patience My stoically composed tranquilness can only come about as a result of the serene knowledge that value wise bitcoin can only trend towards infinity
Just wait till you try to transfer it out. You’ll be left with a negative eth balance. JK but not
Just wait till you try to transfer it out. You’ll be left with a negative eth balance. JK but not
Bahahaha. I heard he told everyone oceangate was safe soo....not surprised. JK JK.
Good shout. Have read and gifted many times [The most evil organizations in the world today](https://twitter.com/rajivmehta19/status/1588348026199810048) [Alex Gladstein: Bitcoin vs IMF](https://youtu.be/87PUbQQPepw) Gladstein's new book, [Hidden Repression: How the IMF and World Bank Sell Exploitation as Development](https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Repression-World-Exploitation-Development/dp/B0C1JK6MG7/)
21million JK With 3 I'm sure I can be very happy, 5 ez future, 10 and I probably only work when I want