MOM

jony_be

MY MOM. "Guys, have you heard about this money online called Bitcoin?" "It's probably a scam mom, leave it alone" FUCK

Teenox

MOM get the camera it’s happening ! Nvm

AspriationalAutist

Wait...my mom stole my copy of monopoly?! WTF MOM I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!

tenthousandbottles

interesting projection MOM, KYLE IS USING YOUR REDDIT ACCOUNT AGAIN

aCreativeUserName666

"UR MOM M8!! UR MOM IS A SCAM!!" '>.> Actually I say crypto is only a scam if you're dumb enough to buy scam tokens and send money to scammers.

tianavitoli

MOM! a judge won't let me ass fuck coinbase!

Elegant_Tale_3929

Even better, he pulled MOM into it.

Chucub

“Incoming call from MOM. Accept call for $12.32 in gas fees?“

healkiller

Your MOM

_MoonBot

**Round 43 stats for ___MOM___** - Total Karma: `30` karma - Ratio: `0.8728` Based on these stats, `u/___MOM___` should receive an estimated **~26 MOON** on distribution day. ^(*estimate based on the snapshot data and is subject to change.*) --- ^(I am a bot 🤖)

arrow5186

This happen with me when i was in a meeting and getting bored and starts doing shit posting and then my manager caught me and said what are you doing instead of making MOM

ClassicCaregiver7274

Ok MOM!

DankOcean

MOM, the rats are fighting again.

coatchecker

"Hey Mom. Beincrypto.com says I'm very lucky...MOM!"

Calm-Cartographer677

ICOs?! **Mom MOM my time machine worked, it's 2017**

Honeynel

MOM!, u/middlemangv is making financial puns again!!

whodontloveboobs

Bullish on that guy's $MOM

SQUIRMANDESAUR

I choose this guy's $MOM too!

PARTY_H0RSE

Your $MOM is listed at my house

kirtash93

I heard u/krakenSupport is going to list $MOM soon.

j0hnwith0utnet

$MOM soon

Ferdo306

Where is MOM listed?

mokshahereicome

Unreal. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW MOM

Tasigur1

Financial advice: Don't buy the token **MOM** (Mother of Memes). Yepp, it's a real project lol

RedBunery

"MOM! Do something. The game keeps freezing right before I win!!!!!!!"

emp-sup-bry

They can just start a YouTube with shocked face shilling shitcoins MOM IM MAKING A VIDEO ABOUT ELONTWITTERCOIN FORKING

megalocepheli

Moons are mooning. Someone doesn't want anyone profiting from producing content. Watch this get down voted into oblivion... And to the down voters... YOUR GRANNY WEARS COMBAT BOOTS AND YOUR MOM'S DRESSES YOU FUNNY!

ersleid

OMG MOM, wtf?! Stop embarrassing me! 😡

koelebobes

Time to go the fiat mine, it’s gonna be one hell of a day but it in the end I open up the bottle of whiskey and I can say I nailed it. For the people that followed my story the last couple of months, YES WITHOUT YOU MOM 😗😗

550130179

And just binance now Gary is looking to take some revenge on the MOM

MaeronTargaryen

Crypto is now a rebel teenager, it explains why it’s full of scams and the price isn’t getting any better “I’LL PUMP WHEN I’LL PUMP MOM!”

Apprehensive_Try7137

Now if we can just get the original MOM on there we’d be set.

poptippp

Imagine the disappointment of a mom being gifted $MOM coin. “I know it’s not flowers, but trust me mom, you’ll be rich in 2 years!”

samzi87

Mom, MOM! Look, I made the news!

alienangel777

MOM!.....she lives 4 feet away from me

dimi727

month over month :( CORE CPI MONTH OVER MONTH ... NOT MY MOM :(

EasyMacN34

> Part 8/10 Community Crypto Forums 🌐 Join in-depth discussions on platforms like: 🔹 Reddit (r/cryptocurrency, r/bitcoin, r/ethereum) *LOOK MOM, WE MADE IT*

Willyougrabham

Mainly because I didn't want moon farmers to flood the post with shit like 'I'm gonna invest in YOUR MOM' and dumb jokes.

seniorbatista19

Money over morals. MOM. Sounds like a great meme coin

SetoXlll

MOM?

holmwreck

Because fuck you, that’s why. Also, MOM GET OFF THE PHONE IM TRYING TO USE THE INTERNET.

NervousShop

U.S. PRODUCER PRICE INDEX - PPI MoM: -0.5% vs. 0.0% expected - PPI YoY: 2.7% vs. 3.0% expected - Core PPI MOM: -0.1% vs. 0.2% expected - Core PPI YoY: 3.4% vs. 3.4% expected

dimi727

your MOM harms minoroties (ah yes, and of course SEC and their Bank buddies harm minorities way more)

scabbymonkey

I left my wife in 2016. All of our kids were older and living with friends. I still gave her my full paychecks for a year, then half of my salary for a year. Paid all debt and taxes, then child support even though the kids lived with friends. She lived her her MOM! She got $8K a month for two years while she dragged her feet on the divorce. During this time i slept in my office and hotels for two years, almost three. She still fought for 1/2 of all of my airline and hotel points. After the divorce was final, she was married 3months later. Marriage is nothing more than a way for a woman to secure her bag without working.

myscienceisbetter

MOON tattoos are MOM tattoos of our generation.

TheGreatCryptopo

If you put wow upside down it becomes MOM. Wow.

BithloKing

Maybe I can move out of MOM‘s basement…

OohDeLaLi

To the MOM! ...just don't tell Stacy.

diamondhands95

Finally my algo bag is the only one pumping MOM BRING THE CAMERA

pinkcommissioner

The MOM indicator never lies.

Many_Quick

What happened to MOM?

Dieselpump510

MOM!! Leave me alone while I’m checking my charts.

dkbowl02

I trust eth and btc and the other three letters… my MOM.

Mc_Shame

I used voice to text. LOOK MOM, NO HANDS!

Internet_Responsible

Ripple CEO to SEC: YOUR *MOM* IS A SECURITY

MyWayToTheTop

Coming out of the basement after 5 month: MOM, MAKE A NUTELLA SANDWICH!

koelebobes

Yeah mom just threw some food down… **THANKS MOM**

koelebobes

I only join if we have someone who catches my sharts after I yell: **MOM BATHROOM** 

Shit_Shepard

MOM coin

-TDOGG-

😅 I'm on my way bro!...MOM GET THE CAMERA

Stinkpretzel

I kinda love it when a bearis push ends and the cubs are looking around for guidance 'mom...mommy, where are you?!...what do we do now?!!...MOM!'

BirdSetFree

MOM! See? I told you shitposting is a real job!

JERMYNC

DON'T TELL ME what to Do MOM!!! I'll sell Iif I want to. What's for dinner?

mesutdmn

MOM we are on news

bubbawears

Don't listen to OP, don't listen to NO ONE NOT EVEN YOUR MOM!!!!

sudo_rm-rf

“MOM, bathroom! Bathroom!” “Ooh that’s a big boy, isn’t he!”

IQtek

HI MOM, IM FAMOUS! Shot outs to the TON team! (The Open Network)

reed5point0

MOM!!!! GET THE DAMN [CAMERA](https://i.imgur.com/cVS8Wk1.png)!!!!!!

DadofHome

Lots of tossed salad don’t worry MOM

Fr3sh-Ch3mical

‘Wait, you got an Xbox One for Christmas?! What the hell mom!’ ‘Jimmy, you got a new computer system—‘ ‘MOM THATS AN XBOX ONE!!! RAAAAAAAAAGE!’

HiIAmFromTheInternet

HIS MOM RUNS A DEMOCRATIC (super?) PAC He hacked himself to bribe the Bahamians. He donates to the people who would investigate him. Nothing bad will ever happen to him. His job was to pave the way for CBDCs. He did so well. Y’all are dumb af if you think he’s being honest now. He literally said in an interview he lies through his teeth and says whatever needs to be said.

klanh

"BUT MOM! It's not just a phase! You just don't understand it!"

BraidRuner

He was given the best legal advice that his MOM could give him. Buy the politicians with other peoples money and they will be in your pocket forever.

iam_aryan007

MOM HELP ME. THEY THINK IM A FRAUD. which I am, but help.

ahabraken

Ah thanks dude....LOOK MOM, IM FAMOUS!!!!

smellybarbiefeet

Mom: Honey time for bed Kid: FUCK SAKE MOM YOURE GOING TO GET ME METAFIRED

MichaelAischmann

2 month of actual price stability and you can't see something positive. Cheaper petrol and you can't see something positive for the economy. How would you want MOM inflation to be so you'd consider it a good development?

MichaelAischmann

In the US the last 2 MOM inflation rates were 0% & 0.1%. I did not say low oil prices start a bull run, I said they were good news.

bonenasty

MOM can stand for Made of Money, ADA can stand for American Dairy Association. I’d choose wisely

MaxSmart1981

nasdaq now down over 5%. honestly that's impressive considering the cpi was only off by 2%. i know the core was up MOM and food prices continue to soar, but still...was there really that many people that thought inflation was nearly over by just raising rates a couple of times?

LimitedKraken

Giving up buying bitcoin in 2016 cuz i was under 18 and the damn exchange needed me to be above 18…. DAMN YOU MOM AND DAD, should have fucked sooner

InternetStrang3r

I copied answers from UR MOM

rb109544

It rose 6.3% YOY...inline with estimates of 6.4%. It was 0.1% lower than last months gain. Core PCE rose 0.1% MOM. Personal income growth and consumer spending were well below estimates...expected 0.6% and 0.5% but came in 0.2% and 0.1%.

Stock-Cauliflower364

My MOM told me dont rent and save 6 months rent, Or you will dig ditches.

eqleriq

What's smoke and mirrors? This was announced in March, and back in March people were like "LOL IT WONT DO ANYTHING LOL BIDEN BAD" and now that it's had an obvious positive impact people like you are saying "BUT AT WHAT LONG TERM COST? LOL WHAT EXPOSURE?" Those reserves aren't "eventually replenished" and the US is not newly "vulnerable to outside influences." That's the entire point of selling the oil, the bullshit in russia has left a market wide open since countries are essentially banned from trading with them. The US is the BENEFACTOR from this, which is why - surprise surprise - the US has been the largest producer of oil for the past few years. Amazingly good luck that we just happen to be that when there's a global shift in the oil markets! And none of this was "started under Obama," as both oil production and inflation were plateaued because that administration was the one that gained the windfall profits from the bailouts due to the fucked up mortgage crisis. https://www.energy.gov/articles/doe-issues-fifth-emergency-notice-sale-crude-oil-strategic-petroleum-reserve And all the horseshit in this thread about MOM 0% inflation as being inconsequential because you can just shift inflation to a single month and have 1 bad month and 11 good months, or that this is just a show for midterms, is basically proof that people should just shut up rather than share that sort of braindead fantasy. Obviously if that was even possible the historical charts would look vastly different. Just look at CPI, and look at other countries' CPI, internationally it is all in lockstep - this is not a US problem, it's a global supply chain problem, and the US is middle of the pack regarding inflation. Notice that the places that don't rely as heavily on imports have under 2.5% inflation? Weird coincidence, huh!

IAmNotABartender

That would be deflation. 8% YOY and 0% MOM would mean $100 last year, $108 last month, and $108 this month.

OllaMessa

So, I should join and be a passenger until you say otherwise? Should I not be myself MOM? I’m not sugar coating. I think Solana is broken and I think Telos is David and Goliath better.

NiGhTShR0uD

🙄 MOM! Michael is making those weird videos again.

silverfire626

Lol MOM!! Stop him from telling more people!!

salahanthropistation

'MOM I WANT BITCOIN!....' Mom - '*we have bitcoin at home darling*' Bitcoin at home - *LITECOIN*

FlowersforAlgorand

I'm going to admit something. I'm really pissed at how good White Claws are. I'm not a boomer, far from it, but if you saw me out sitting by the pool drinking a White Claw you'd think I confiscated it from my kids or something. Damn you White Claw... Damn you for making bear markets more tolerable. In other news... **IT'S POOL MOM SEASON!**

BrooklynNeinNein_

I'll never learn anything, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

Castr0-

MOM. i will have to go for a journey. Will catch them all.

Kraz8s

MOM coin

sktwocan

These shitcoins are top crypto currencies? ETH is down 31% MOM lol who cares.

Kart06ka

YOUR MOM!!

HvRv

Get off my back MOM (OP). I'm going to my friend's house and we're gonna get high and there is nothing you can do about it.

PostClaim

It's his MOM 🙃

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Post is by: NoirValley and the url/text [ ](https://goo.gl/GP6ppk)is: /r/CryptoCurrency/comments/u56tlx/accredited_investor_status_part_two_if_you_were/ Hi, if you’re a US retail investor you’re probably very upset by recent SEC actions that have caused non-accredited investors to lose access to wealth-building interest-earning programs. High-interest yields are regularly enjoyed by the wealthy and are a principal means for building financial independence. The SEC has decided to use **Accredited Investor (AI)** status as a tool to limit how much access the majority of the population can have to earning in crypto. Less than [10% of the US population](https://www.archerinvestors.com/accredited-investors) presently qualifies for AI status. It appears that the SEC as well as the Treasury Department would like to maintain that limited access. Retail investors (the rest of us) feel strongly otherwise, therefore it’s important that we not be passive. Recently the SEC [made an amendment](https://www.sec.gov/corpfin/amendments-accredited-investor-definition-secg) to AI rules in a supposed effort to make the rules more inclusive. However, this change does not go far enough. While requiring that individual investors enroll in 60 hours of study and take a test that proves sophistication and readiness to participate in securities investment is not unreasonable – language surrounding that rule goes beyond the pale by also requiring an individual who passes the Series 65 exam start and maintain a financial advisory business, which is ridiculous. After Celsius became the latest Cefi platform to bar US investors from earning yield on crypto, I made a [previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/u2snx5/what_if_everyone_on_this_sub_and_the_coinbase/) suggesting that anyone who was angry about it focus their energy on taking action that can instigate changes to the present [Accredited Investor rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/a%20period%20when%20millions%20of%20Americans%20were%20suffering%20due%20to%20the%20cascading%20failures%20of%20centralized-government%20watchdogs%20and%20large,%20overly%20powerful%20financial%20entities.). In that spirit, I’ve pulled together some language that can be used to reach out to your state representatives. ​ **When reaching out, what works best? (in order)** * Working with a lobbyist group * Meeting in person * Calling * Sending a letter * Emailing With calling and writing, volume matters: the more people who reach out on a specific issue, the more likely it is to win a congressperson or Senator’s attention. # Midterm elections are coming up in November. I repeat, Midterm elections are coming in November. Now is the perfect time to bring the Accredited Investor issue to your representatives’ attention and let them know that their position on this matter is important enough to impact how you may vote. Yes, you’re angry and impassioned about this subject, however keep in mind, that when you yell at people they're less likely to listen to you. Remain respectful and succinct whether you call or write. Below is a suggested template for calling or sending a letter or email. If you happen to be a business owner mention that in the top of your letter – **contact from businesses is given a bit more attention**. \----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- # CALL TEMPLATE (ask to speak with the **Legislative Assistant** or just leave a message). ​ *Hello, my name is (****YOUR NAME****), and I’m calling as a constituent from (****YOUR STATE****) and a concerned (****NAME OF PROFESSION****).* *It’s very important to me that Accredited Investor rules be more inclusive so that more Americans have a fair opportunity to build financial freedom.* *I feel that the Securities Act of 1933 needs to be updated to meet the reality of a more technically sophisticated consumer population. The 2020 amendment to Series 65 License rules was a good start, but an individual should not be required to become a financial advisor or to run a financial advisor business to qualify as an Accredited Investor.* *I urge you to push the SEC to make it clear that passing the Series 65 Exam is rigorous enough for an individual to gain Accredited investor status.* *Thank you and have a good day.* ​ # EMAIL or LETTER TEMPLATE ​ *Hello, my name is (****YOUR NAME****), and I’m a constituent from (****YOUR STATE****) writing to you because I would like to see a change to the rules that decide who can qualify as an Accredited Investor.* *As a concerned (****BUSINESS OWNER / MOM / YOUNG ENTREPRENEUR, MINORITY, etc****.) I think it’s very important for more Americans to have a fair opportunity to build financial freedom. The Securities Act of 1933 is outdated and does not take into account the sophistication of the modern investor.* *The SEC has decided to use this rule to allow less than 10% of the population to gain access to certain crypto yield earning programs and other assets deemed to be securities.* *The crypto industry was birthed as a direct result of the Great Recession, a period when millions of Americans were suffering due to the cascading failures of centralized-government watchdogs and large, overly powerful financial entities. Crypto was designed to be inclusive and to grant financial fairness to demographics that have been systematically disenfranchised from participating in financial markets.* *The Securities Act was recently amended to allow individuals to gain Accredited Investor status by taking the Series 65 exam, but this amendment does not go far enough. Its language also requires an individual to register as a financial advisor and to open and operate a financial advisor business. This requirement is highly burdensome to people like me who already have fulfilling work and who simply want to be free to invest their money how they choose. Passing the Series 65 Exam is rigorous enough.* *At present, the limitation on who can and cannot invest causes more harm than good by overstepping individual liberties and by contributing to the widening wealth gap.* *I urge you to push the SEC to make it clear that individuals who pass the Series 65 Exam qualify as Accredited Investors, and that these individuals should not have to change careers to gain access to certain investments.* *Thank you,* (**YOUR NAME**) \----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ​ **TIP:** Make small tweaks to the above templates or use them exactly as is, just remember to always use that first line (representatives will ignore calls, letters, or emails from people who are not in their home state) and refrain from using hyperbolic (emotional) language. # WHO TO CONTACT You will want to get the name of the **LEGISLATIVE AIDE** for your state Congresspersons and Senators. You can call the office for this information. Ask for name and email address. If you are sending a written letter, send it to the Congressperson or Senator’s office addressed to them and C/O (care off) the Legislative Aide, example: Senator’s NameC/O Legislative Aide’s NameUnited States SenateWashington, D.C. 20510 [**Find Your Congressional Representatives**](https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative) [**Find Your Senators**](https://www.senate.gov/senators/senators-contact.htm) ​ # LIST OF ALLIES And I’m adding this to this post because I think it’s important to note who is actively supporting progressive crypto legislation in Washington. **LOBBYISTS** Lobby 3 - Founded by Andrew Yang - [https://www.lobby3.io/](https://www.lobby3.io/) Crypto Council for Innovation: [https://cryptoforinnovation.org/](https://cryptoforinnovation.org/)About the CCI: [https://youtu.be/qCg5ujL9n4g?list=PLeuk9ioi\_Y3U92nCh-U30WzqNsjWk8-vE&t=727](https://youtu.be/qCg5ujL9n4g?list=PLeuk9ioi_Y3U92nCh-U30WzqNsjWk8-vE&t=727) Coin Center - [https://www.coincenter.org/](https://www.coincenter.org/) The Block Association - [https://theblockchainassociation.org/](https://theblockchainassociation.org/) The Bitcoin PAC - [https://www.thebitcoinpac.org/](https://www.thebitcoinpac.org/) The Chamber of Digital Commerce - [https://digitalchamber.org/](https://digitalchamber.org/) ​ **PRO-CRYPTO POLITICIANS** [https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2020/08/20/the-most-pro-bitcoin-politicians-in-the-us/](https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2020/08/20/the-most-pro-bitcoin-politicians-in-the-us/) ​ \*Upvote this post if you found it useful.\* And share it with others who may want to take action. (Edit 4/24/2022 to update Lobbyist list.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CryptoCurrency) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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