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Im about to call off work tomorrow that will make my coworkers DAY SHITTY by having to do all my work.
Honestly your play might work. The rise has been way too stratospheric to not incur a correction soon. The problem is... If it goes up another little bit, let's say 15% prior to correction, you could be majorly fucked. you're at 60DTE so theta isn't nibbling, it's taking gaping bites out of your premium EVERY DAY. You need a correction and SOON for this to work.
Bro, try seeing your Port lose $50-80k IN A DAY. Been there, done that. Par for the course, if you are going to play the WSB game....
only I would buy UAMY and have it dip 24% THE NEXT DAY
i’m officially 30 tomorrow and i hate soy beans, we are not letting this market crash for winnie or mango on my BIG DAY. PUMP IT 🚀
I know anything I buy will go in the opposite direction, so waiting for BLOOD RED DAY, so the only way is up...looks like I might be waiting forever.
I love $AMZN bulls lmao. ANY DAY NOW
Well that's 5200 trades for the 286 days passed of the year (with weekends and holidays, but whatever) meaning he avarage ~18 trades EVERY SINGLE DAY this year. If we assume a normal 8 hour workday that's 2,2 trades per work hour. All manual labor - set the amount, order type, price range, time of execution and etc. That's more work that most bank traders do. And all he get in return is worth a single dinner night out. Still green tho! Profit is profit - applause 👏👏
BITCH ASS BEARS lmao I CAME BACK, and they STILL GET ONLY 1 RED DAY lmao LMAO
Most stocks are up big now pre market. You can bet tomorrow will be a big GREEN DAY!
" I BOUGHT PUTS ON THE REDEST DAY IN MONTHS" - Some dipshit here rn
$159k in ONE DAY?? Post some positions or I’m skeptical of this being legit.
If all the money in options just went into stocks for ONE DAY the whole fukin market would be up 50% and we can all go sip martinis in cancun at the same time
Mkt tanking on a retard tweet but not literally 3 months of fucking horseshit just says this entire dump is fake lmao. Hedge funds needed this dump to get back in after missing out in April. As gay ber for the past 6 months, CALLS ALL FUCKIN DAY HERE ON OUT TILL DEC. no tariff is real, even if it’s real everyone gets a fucking bailout or stimmy checks. Don’t be gay like I was in April. CALLS MFS load the boat!
LUCKY DAY FOR YOU SIR. DID YOU HOLD? it's prob going to print more on Monday
You suck, market. You do this seriously ONE DAY after I *finally* convince my anxious and financially illiterate wife to start investing in VOO at least.
COME ON BURU SAVE THIS DAY! 
I always remeber what my Paw Paw told me, if A STOCK CAN GO UP 16% IN A DAY IT CAN GO DOWN 19%
$RVPH I have full confidence in the product. The results are good. The catalysts are coming. The potential market will be in the tens of billions of dollars. Compared to most of the trash tickers being peddled here, I am in no doubt that this has the biggest upside of them all. I predict that this thing will pull a $DRUG once all goes to plan. Buy and forget and wait until FDA approval. DO NOT DAY TRADE THIS TICKER
What a fucking DAY. Many heart attacks, many scares. But in the end, as always, bol wins. LETS DO IT ALL AGAIN TOMORROW LADS, YEA?
RVPH - Tomorrow is the BIG DAY - This is the last time you will be able to buy in $0.70-$0.80 range - Let’s pump this to $.90 by end of today!
Entire yield curve shifted down NVDA pumping away premarket like a pussy. Fuck jobless, no numbers means nothing to fuck up equity. THIS IS FUCKING BULLISH. It's a SMASH BUY DAY! PAAAAAAMP IT!!!!
Futures looking like another BEAUTIUFL BLOOD RED DAY!.!.👏🏼🥳👏🏼🥳👏🏼🥳 DUMB STUPID BULLS..🤣🤣🤣
THE WORST FEELING WHEN YOUR PORTFOLIO GOES DOWN IN VALUE EVERY SINGLE DAY......... Hookers & blow wasn't a bad advice.... 100 years from now, we are all dead anyway
ONE DAY after I sell all my ASTS for profit…
oh we moon so hard now. I was bearish while HSI was like 1% red, but now with this pre market. BEAR DAY CANCELLED. Only calls now sir
Bangers EVERY. DAMN. DAY. Taking house money from POET after buying @ 6 amd selling @ 8 for... More POET (and GLD)
# BREAKING NEWS: NEW SAM ALTMAN INTERVIEW: "A DAY IN THE LIFE" > I wake up in the morning at 5AM thanks to my Apple watch (AAPL:+7%) and then I'm out the door (HD:+18%). My assistant brings my coffee (SBUX:+12%) and then I do deep work for 2-3 hours writing code (MSFT:+4%). During my lunch I usually have something cultural catered to office (CMG:+23%) and browse the paper (NYT:+5%), I like keeping up with what's going on in the world. Later I work more and head home (TSLA:+17%)
Right?! People act like they haven’t seen this happen EVERY SINGLE DAY. Stil is unfathomable to me that a market correction is misunderstood as a “dump” lol. See you guys at $1 RVPH!
I sold FIG -45% from the IPO price, and said I'd wait 1 month for the wash sale to pass then buy in the lows with calls to make up for the losses when it gets any good news in Q4 or Q1. On the EXACT DAY that my wash sale resets, this OpenAI ape shit happens but I was too lazy to get the order in in the morning. I just had to stick to the fucking plan, damn it
If Trump was doing this with his own fortune out of the goodness of his heart, ok. But that’s not happening. It’s more grift buying weak minds WITH OUR OWN MONEY COLLECTED FROM TARIFFS WE ACTUALLY PAY. EVERY DAY.
I don't like the look of Amazon's chart, so I wouldn't be an investor right now. But in general about your Call purchase idea: You're looking at 20March, 165 days out, which I can get behind (a year is better, but 100DTE minimum). You're looking just ATM, which isn't generally recommended. The common recomendation is 80-delta. And the reason is, at the 220-strike, the 21.72 you'd be paying for that option is ALL time value. Time value that will go away over the 165-day life of the option. Divide to get: 21.72 / 165 = 0.13 That's 13 DOLLARS PER DAY you'd lose to time value. But move up to the 185C at 80-delta and the extrinsic value is less than half that, 10.48. What you're doing is paying for equity in the stock at that point. It's a safer play. Still not one I'd do on Amazon at this point, but take a look at GLD and SILJ. Or if you've got to have your Mag7, then MAGS.
Just one day where you climb instead of fall, TESLER, GIVE ME ONE DAY of this
Even garbage chip companies like INTC & AMD are pumping 40%, in ONE FUCKING DAY. And you’re buying PUTS in this market?
Nice try none of that is true. Apple throttled batteries that were past their max charge cycle life span because if they didn’t the phones would randomly power down under peak usage. Apple decided it was better for user experience to throttle the CPUs for batteries that were failing so they wouldn’t shut down randomly, under the logic it was better to run slower than not at all. They were guilty of not providing a notice for this change. The patch is still in effect TO THIS DAY, but now you get a notice about it and the option to run at full power anyway. So, you’re still wrong but now your wasted your time writing an essay no one will read.
Hahahah he posts a ROBINHOOD LINE CHART on a ONE DAY TIMEFRAME! Is he trolling us?
SPY: "Just because you can, YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU SHOULD OR NOT IT'S RIGHT THERE. TAKE IT. ATH EVERY DAY FOEVER"
With all this knowledge Nobody can solve homeless .mental illness. Economy for the 99 percent to own homes and affordable living and know the powerball numbers and trump says he knows everything but one 1 knows everything and can change things in seconds 😉 God almighty..so all this talkers. Podcast. Tv news media experts. Money experts. Political powers. Elon. DON'T KNOW JACK..TOMORROW IS ALWAYS A DIFFERENT DAY AND PLANS ARE SET BUT YOU CAN NEVER CONTROL THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU AND THATS THE END OF PERFECT IN YOUR MIND
You’re wrong. Stop talking when you don’t know what you’re talking about. This is a DAY TRADE call. Not a MARGIN call. He doesn’t owe anyone anything. His account will just have a strike and limits put on it for 90 days.
You’re wrong. Stop talking when you don’t know what you’re talking about. This is a DAY TRADE call. Not a MARGIN call. He doesn’t owe anyone anything. His account will just have a strike and limits put on it for 90 days.
I literally can't imagine being someone who goes to people having a good time to flex your wealth like literally nobody cares. I'm up 11x, I'm saying I didn't do it cause of wallstreetbets, I'm advocating for ppl to make their own decisions. I literally would rather be me with my savings + hobby/stock money than u with a watch ANY DAY OF THE WEEK lol
Am I stupid? Why are the orders not getting filled I have experience trading crypto but not stocks, that's why I am on a paper account trying to figure out the IBKR app and it's honestly horrible. Why are my orders not getting filled no matter what? Market order, limit order with current price, limit order with buy price 10$ higher than current price, "DAY" setting, "GTC" setting, literally nothing gets filled, it just sits there in open buy orders. Also, is there a way to make the IBKR more intuitive? I used multiple crypto trading apps and they were all much simpler, you have your price chart, order book with active orders etc. Here however, I can't even find the order book and the charts look horrible. Is this a me problem or is the app just hard on beginners? Can the app be modified to look different? Should I just ditch IBKR and go with another broker? Thank you for answers.
so where was the fukin dip to buy today? was it that -0.4% earlier? jeez. First SeptemBER was a dud, now even the gov't shutdown crisis lasted only 3hrs in premarket? Does this godamn market ONLY GO UP? EVERY DAY?
IVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT ALL DAY. My last $5K on 10/1 $660 SPY PUTS
As long as the top 10% keep buying shit, us peasants being jobless doesn't matter. CALLS ALL DAY LONG
completely oversold on neutral news + RED DAY = large drop. I sold at 1.39 immediately after earnings and got back in at .72 and sold again at 1.02. It will probably dip back into .80s before close and then back to around 1 (IMO)
What are y’all taking about doing 0dte!!??? The DAY IS OVER
considering im 53yo, a multi millionaire from my investments, and you Mr Axel spend every single day in here, ALL DAY LONG, you really must be not only lonely but really really bad at investing. Pathetic that you had the nerve to open your mouth about spamming when you have how many posts every single day that are nothing but garbage? asshole.
GREEN DAY today. I walk a lonely road the only one that I have ever known.
Great level to start a short at. Right at the daily FVG resistance that it rejected in January before a big dump. Theres also an Order Block resistance at this level so youve got overlapping resistance. Lots of untested daily supports below, which TSLA could easily tag on a bear trap before a new pump. The 400 level is overlapping support that hasnt been tested. You have a 10% reward and 3% risk from these levels, sexy entry! Daily chart says close your short if TSLA ENDS A DAY above 451.02 (not goes above, closes above it) On the weekly its resistance too but not as strong as you are on a wick not the body of the last candle at this level.
CHAT I JUST MADE 500 dollars predicting fake spy pump. I AM HAVING SECOND GREEN DAY IN LAST 2 WEEKS. CAN I GET A GOOD BOY???? PLZ
Could be that $500K A DAY they spend on their AWS bill killing their profitability
the EXACT DAY that they added tips, they removed 75% of the tables and chairs. one employee told me they preferred it because "There's WAY less to clean up. Sometimes there's no cleaning to do."
U profit when u buy at LOW ENTRY THIS IS THE DAY FOR PROFITS
AIPAC had it out for Charlie Kirk DAY 1
At what point do you just say fuck it, I won? You made 250 grand in ONE DAY. Your portfolio’s birth control expires soon, when do you start pulling out?
You could be making $2500+ a week imo. SPY covered calls will grant you a premium of about $100-$150 per contract, PER DAY! Not even per week can you believe that. And with 300k you could afford what 500 SPY shares, so 5 contracts, $500-$750 every single day off premiums alone. Doesn’t even matter which way SPY runs
I just got re 4 remake, 7 and village on sale for 40 bucks altogether on steam. OH HAPPY DAY 😊
Please god let me have ONE DAY there must be one because we are certainly in hell 🔥
# WYFI New Highs EVERY SINGLE DAY [DD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/?f=flair_name%3A%22DD%22) Guys... WYFI is a recent IPO, has been called a "mini-Coreweave".. for good reason...same strategy, business plan and connections that CRWV has..only WYFI is where CRWV was one year ago. WYFI just came out of post-IPO quiet period and the CEO has publicly said that big announcements and news are coming. WYFI trades at 5X Book, vs CRWV 17X, WULF 27X
If you were wondering. SPYs LAST 1% RED DAY WAS FUCKING AUGUST 1st. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ITS UP 7.3% SINCE THEN LOL
EVERY FUCKING DAY SPY IS EITHER GLUED TO OPENING PRICE OR PUMPING FOR NO REASON. NO RED DAYS MORE THAN 1%. thank you for the attention to this matter
Apparently retail has been averaging $4B in net inflows a DAY during September, with 70+ consecutive days of positive inflows…
Iug SPX ALL DAY EVERYDAY 0DTES
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST DAY LOSS? (please share, i want to cope)
Oh what a day, what a BS DAY!
wtf how are we making new ATH EVERY OTHER DAY EXPLAIN PLEASEEEEE SOMEBODY
Guy down 70% on a stock: “ANOTHER GREAT CHANCE TO AVERAGE DOWN. NOT LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS EVERY OTHER DAY AND NEVER STOPPED TO CONSIDER THAT I’M INVESTING IN A TURD
H1Bs are capped at 85000 per year, this is about $8.5B/year, about the same as the debt US adds every DAY. But yes let's target the hard working legal immigrants and make their lives more stressful
Pffff not even that. The close was to show what's coming next week : ATH EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Also, I finished selling covered calls on my Intel position THE DAY BEFORE yesterday. Nana why!
lmao the classic “middle finger” signal. WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN! DAY TRADERSSSSSS! SELLLLL BEFORE MARKET CLOSE SO A GUY CAN GET BY!!!! -630c SPY EXPIRY - TODAY
LDI is going to be another OPEN type Pump and Dump. IT'S NOT A PROFITABLE COMPANY to "invest" in, based on Cash Flow etc. It's to PLAY THE WAVES. Today is DUMPING DAY. God know's what tomorrow will bring. That's the problem with these MEME plays.
Second fucking time I've looked at my INTC and thought "this shit ain't going fucking anywhere" and sold CCs on it and THE NEXT FUCKJNG DAY IT SPIKES I'm the inverse of Nana's grandson. I sell the day before it rockets.
😂😂😂 JENSEN HUANG INSIDER BUYING ON FED DAY?! That would be the most LEGENDARY power move of all time: The Timeline: • China: “We’re banning your chips!” • Bears: “NVDA is dead, time to short!” • Stock dumps to $172 • Jensen: “Hold my leather jacket” 🧥 • Drops $500M market buy at 3:59 PM • Bears: Instantly liquidated 💀
Yeah and timing the market would be incredibly hard. I'm not looking to sell and try to buy back in. I've made that mistake TWICE unfortunately (with Covid and the war in Ukraine) instead of doing the smart thing and just buying when it went down (I learned for April's 'LIBERATION DAY at least lol)
I got this same BULLSHIT 7 DAY BAN FOR SAING G...Y and the F word.
And now I’m out HAHAHA WHAT AN AWESOME DAY
Derivaties data has to be disclosed in Asian market 🫢 and data showing american institutes are selling puts and buying calls lmao LMAO .....THEY ARE PUMPING ASIAN MARKET SO THEY ARE GONA PUMP AMERICAN MARKETA TO MAKE MONEY RHEY AREADY KNOW FED COMMENTRY .....BIG GREEN DAY..
Corning (GLW) up 20% for month, gaining approx 1% A DAY. Easy steady gains and reliable calls and leaps. I've been singing this stock's praises-- and honestly you should too. Apple invested 2.5 Billion into their Kentucky plant. They supply phone screens to all the major manufacturers. Gorilla Glass? That's them. Foldable screens? That's them. Every new device needs new designs that are coming straight out of GLW's huge R&D budget. They supply tons of optical glass for fiber connections-- that's data centers, to the point. The CAPEX is coming and it's not stopping. People need this shit and they are the plug. Corning to $100 EoY. Buying calls @$85 w/ a 1/16/2026 EXP
STRIP CLUB GIANT RCI HOSPITALITY CHARGED WITH TAX FRAUD AND BRIBERY OF TAX AUDITOR *THE COMPANY BRIBED TAX AUDITORS WITH FREE LAP DANCES FROM STRIPPERS & TRIPS TO ITS CLUBS IN MIAMI *THE TAX AUDITOR WAS GIVEN UPTO $5,000 PER DAY FOR LAP DANCES AT RCI OWNED CLUBS How can someone possibly get $5k of lap dances daily.
##*THE TAX AUDITOR WAS GIVEN UPTO $5,000 PER DAY FOR LAP DANCES AT RCI OWNED CLUBS Lmaooooooooooooooo, you dirty sumofabish
$ USD is so weak I need to +$600 per DAY just to keep my profile at the same GBP value. You Americans are fucked.
Held 10x SPX 6560/6570/6630/6640 iron condors through the weekend and they expire today. $2300 profit overall. Doesn't quite make up for some of my other SPX longer-term bear call spreads but with some more theta decay and just ONE FUCKING DOWN DAY, then I'll have $10K+ profit on that shit.
SPY still as a fucking statue, wtf is this? It has moved a total of 0.1% the WHOLE DAY
• DAY 2 OF TOSSING $50 INTO MEME TO LOW RISK STOCKS! ($50, ((LOW RISK)) BLUE CHIP BUY IN. “VITAL FARMS” ASWELL DUE TO PRICE AND CHANNEL UP PATTERN) Schwab US Large-Cap Growth – $10 Vital Farms, Inc. – $15 SPDR® S&P 500 ETF – $10 ASPDR® Portfolio S&P 500 ETF – $10 Vanguard S&P 500 ETF – $10 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ (AND AGAIN IM FINDING YESTERDAYS 5 TO BE A GOOD CHOICE TODAY MINUS ILPT!) • ($40), ((MEDIUM TO HIGH RISK BUY IN) SOUNDHOUND AI - $12 Butterfly Network (buy in while low) -$8 Quantum Computing - $10 Novavax Inc - $10
So what about the CHILDREN who died on the same day????? How about ALL OF THIS for them??? They're the real heroes. Having to go to school EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY with this bullshit. And for what, so fucking crackerjack KD gets to suffle his fucking feet like the bitch ass coward he is. And that fucking greasy filthy wanna be dictator but is really a slob and a predator does an AI video because his stupid ass is play pretend I didn't have a stroke. Like what the fuck...weren't these motherfuckers screaming "What about the children?+?!" In their high pitched, soft as fuck sucky ass voices. WAKE UP THIS IS FUCKED UP KD IS FUCKED UP TACO SLOB BITCH IS FUCKED UP THEIR FOLLOWERS ARE FUCKED UP THAT VIDEO IS FUCKED UP THIS IS NOT FUCKING NORMAL THIS IS NOT RIGHT Fucking hell
oh god its happening again GET UR 0DAY CALLS QUICK
DAY 1 OF TOSSING 50 INTO UNDER VALUED LOW-MID CAP STOCKS! $50 SOUNDHOUND AI - $12 Butterfly Network (buy in while low) -$8 Quantum Computing - $10 Novavax Inc - $10 Industrial Logis - $10
People: remember it’s not “boomers” who are the adversary, that’s just social-media-induced tribalism. greedy selfish sociopaths are found across the entire age spectrum. its not boomers gaming the stock market, its the Robinhood TikTok generation. Schmusk isn’t a boomer. Keep your attention on the plump self-satisfied types’ algorithmic scalping every trade, the insiders who get tipped off by the administration’s tariff on/off games, and the guys whose $100,000,000 annual paycheck amounts to $274,000 per DAY They are not “boomers”
OPEN announced new CEO/ COO Nejatian OF SHOPIFY!! INCOMING 10$ DAY TOMORROW HAHAHAH.
LMAO Bull traps ALL DAY. Just wait for the circuit breaker. IT COMIN' KIDDOS 🍿🌈🐻
I got downvoted for saying 13% of the population and 52% of the violent crime. Iryna Zarutska. SAY GER NAME. BUH BUH BUH AHL DA WHIPIPO AN AN AN HE AIN DO NUN RONG IH ALL DAY WHIPIPO FALT.
I know we make fun of bears and such.. but I mean COME ON DUDE... EVERY SINGLE DAY ITS GREEN WTFFFF
To add to that when rates were cut 50 bps in Septembers 2007 the stock market went up 2.5% in ONE DAY. That rate cut hopium sound familiar?