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SnooHedgehogs5162

Market didn't go up before end. This means MONDAY WILL BE RED DAY!!

Loud-Solution-6118

GREEN BY THE END OF THE DAY! TRUST!!! https://preview.redd.it/gt1ij292ii5h1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12146bf2a478dfdc96fb55bfa0716f217d0791b

gamersEmpire

MSTR debt fuelled ponzi scheme is down 7% in a DAY. Holy fuck

GlobalPurveyor

OH NO MY RIGGED MARKET THAT IS UP EVERY DAY IS DOWN TODAY?!?! Fuck up.

Foremole_of_redwall

Goddammit Bers. I look away to do my real job *FOR ONE GODDAM DAY* and this is what you do to me?

drankleanonce

MANGO MAN TO SAVE THE DAY. maybe

Party_Expression6401

Are we gonna be red ALL DAY LONG TODAY??

iamfr33agent

Operation 583,000% THE REVERSE ISRAELI RUGPULL You just downloaded Webull because somebody told you Robinhood is for people who think options are a personality trait. You open the app. Immediately a giant button appears: "Do you want to become a Day Trader?" Not "learn investing." Not "build wealth." Not "save for retirement." DAY TRADER. You press Skip because you're a responsible adult. Five minutes later you're staring at a penny stock. An article appears. The article claims the stock traded around $3,800 at some point in its chart history. Now it trades for twenty-three cents. The app reports something resembling 583,000% volatility. You don't know what float means. You don't know what a reverse split is. You don't know what a warrant is. You don't know what a 13G filing is. You don't know how many shares exist. You do know one thing: "That seems like a lot." Then you discover the message boards. One guy says the company is secretly worth billions. One guy says the company is a scam. One guy posts rocket emojis. One guy posts SEC filings. One guy has written a 14-page document connecting ownership changes, compliance deadlines, short interest estimates, geopolitical events, and moon phases. You have no way to determine which person is insane. The chart begins moving. +5%. +10%. +15%. It's 3:37 in the morning. Nobody should be awake. The volume is coming from somewhere. A meme appears. Then another. Then a third. Someone posts Elmo. Someone posts a nuclear explosion. Someone announces they sold their car. Another announces they bought more. At this point you have learned absolutely nothing about the actual business. But you have become emotionally invested in the outcome. This is the moment retail investors accidentally discover the difference between: "This stock is interesting." and "I have become part of the lore." The dangerous part isn't the volatility. The dangerous part is that your brain starts believing that because something is weird, it must be important. Sometimes weird stocks become huge winners. Sometimes weird stocks become case studies. Most of the time they're just weird. But for one glorious premarket session, while Elmo is posting rocket emojis and everyone is arguing about share counts... it feels like you've discovered fire.

Bromine_Bro35

U think i get sex? Im actually gay now too as of today, memory raw fucked me ALLLL DAY. I work in a shitty ass warehouse to fund my portfolio, and some dude today in the freezer wore a ski-mask with a mouthhole… it was the funniest shit me and my coworkers saw that week. It actually made me forget how much DRAM and MU completely fucked me today

SalmonTheSalesman

Wait...NO MORE PATTERN DAY RESTRICTIONS? LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

Impressive-Animal987

STEEL stocks doing a great day again, SSAB about to touch 100 SEK tomorrow, NUE NUCOR MT DOIN GREAT DILDO MOVES NEW DAY TOMORROW / TOKYO GANG

MadeThatCash

GREEN DAY (not just the name of a band)

-IQ200

Cash account boys, remember to turn on margins at open because WE GOT UNLIMITED DAY TRADES STARTING TOMORROW! 0️⃣ PDT — THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

Thisispaartaaa

WORD OF THE DAY: EVISCERATE as in, I eviscerated the bulk of my funds today

YTLupo

https://preview.redd.it/vfsuzyhbc35h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35a79328e465e7a6f27a1d8a272e474ccf69dba DOG LMAO MODERN DAY FARMER AND WIFE PAINTING

YTLupo

https://preview.redd.it/535sjcq1c35h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cfc620d8536b2b4a52076ad2b36ad1faaad8578 THIS IS LIKE A MODERN DAY VERSION OF THE FARMER AND WIFE PAINTING LMAO

BFox1982

the day for what? THE DAY FOR WHAT?!?!

Jaded_Drink8872

yeah its not funny anymore. I WILL WATCH THE WORLD BURNS ONE DAY. ITS COMING SOONER THAN THOUGHT WATCH UR BACKS, BOLS 🫵🐻

Axonum

RED DAY INBOUND? 9:29 AM BEFORE OPEN: "Iran Peace Talks are progressing well - Axios"

Ok-Analysis4121

There is no deal. There is nothing. You lose. GOOD DAY SIR

GammaReaper_

Daily vol = annualized vol/sqrt of days in year (most use 252) So if VIX is 16%: 16/sqrt(252) = 16/15.87. So that's where the "rule of 16" comes from However VIX1D is annualized IV for 1dte options, VIX9D is for 9 DTE and VIX is for 30dte So to keep the math simple if VIX1D = 8%, mkt is pricing in 68% of mkt moving +/- 0.5% for the day VIX9D = 16% 68% chance move is 1% PER DAY over 9 days VIX = 32% 68% chance move is 1.5% PER DAY over 30 days

Skilledthunder

I think after hours trading should be banned. MAKE STOCKS MOVE DURING THE DAY AGAIN

Iunatic

This market is on crack. I had my first red DAY today after a whole month of up lol

Spy300

**SEND IT** >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >TRUMP: WE HAVE SOME DEBT WE WANT TO TAKE CARE OF >US DEBT CRISIS WORSENS: EMERGING MARKETS DUMP US TREASURIES AT RECORD SPEED — $86 BILLION GONE IN MARCH >FOREIGN CENTRAL BANK HOLDINGS OF US TREASURIES FALL TO LOWEST LEVEL SINCE 1990s >WEALTHY FAMILIES CUT U.S. DOLLAR EXPOSURE AMID DEBT WORRIES: UBS SURVEY

Ozqi

I CANT SELL MY ORCL CALL BECAUSE ILL BE FLAGGED FOR PATTERN DAY TRADING. PRAY FOR ME. I can’t wait for June 4th, more dogshit PDT rules.

big-baller-47

Multiple analysts expecting 1500+ price target, single digit forward PE ratio, supply constraints until 2028 (for now) and growing demand EACH DAY! You tell me now

carloscede2

I had 200 option contracts on PLTR 165 calls expiring this week... they were worth 0.13c each and I finally took the L last week A DAY before it spiked... So yeah I know exactly how you feel

Evander85

Yeah I mean you could park your money into a HY savings account or bonds and make 4-5%/year… OR you could just buy anything that touches AI and make 10% A DAY

SearchUsual5193

DAY1 is going okay 11 more to go.

basicpreset

Oh no it only did 40% on a RED DAY….😂

TugginPud

Yep, big time disneyland. 90% of my portfolio is HEAVY green right now, like +100% green, and most of those positions were opened a month ago. I'm not that good, there's now way my hit rate should be 70% with avg return of over 100%. My portfolio was up almost 15% today. ONE DAY. Big trap coming. I'm keeping a careful eye on the top, this reeks of an asset dump on the general population. In the meantime, I'm cautiously riding the bubble.

Spy300

>BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN Remember when they flash crashed the gold price and said he would be hawkish

Rare-ish_Birb

When you see huge volume coming in the last minute of the tday, and the stock that hasn't moved all day dumps or Vs 1.5%, it helps to know that ... ITs the LAST TRADING DAY of MAY And everyone was rebalancing.

Spy300

>BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN Bro said what

Spy300

>u/Spy300 15 points 30 days ago > - Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks > - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed > - Blow up kharg island / Invade / Start Iranian revolution **<-- (You Are Here)** > - Send WTI to 150 > - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% >✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**. >https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sxes3c/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_april_28_2026/oimpwpg/ ✅️ Confirmed. >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN The order is now cut 100 bps. Then war resumes and WTI 150+.

vremains

Bruh I held NBIS shares for 6 months in the red, watched them go up, got in the green. They started to dwindle back down over the next week so I decided to take my profits while I still had some. THAT VERY NEXT DAY they announced some AI deal and they immediately pumped. And kept pumping. Their still up like 80% from when I sold 🤣.

Micheal_Hancho

# "NOOOOO!!!!!!! STOCKS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO UP 30% IN A DAY!!! STOOOOOP!!!!! NOT NORMAL!!!!! THIS HAS TO BE A BUBBLE!!!!! 😡😭🤬" \-Bears

GodFather2004

Fake ass deal they’ve been taking about for literally two weeks while our gas prices are thru the roof… TOP IS DEFINITELY IN FOR THE DAY

GrassOrAss954

It really is astounding how this fucker just erases any and all pull back attempts between 2-8am CST. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

NoFutureIn21Century

You are underestimating how much impact they could have. I might be exaggerating a bit but there was an article recently how the bigger ones release thermal energy equivalent to the Hiroshima nuke EVERY SINGLE DAY. That's a lot of heat that needs to be absorbed by that microlocation.

BigBasedGrifter69

Surely MSFT is due a 10% move ONE DAY?! Fs

Humble_Code_6501

I want MU +20% EACH DAY

Humble_Code_6501

WTF, MU is supposed to go +20% EACH DAY

Fast_Signature7684

been bagholding meta and msft since thge october 2025 drop. the MU calls i held for ONE DAY already made more % than both of these will be in the next 2 years. i think i should just sell that shit

2020isgreat

Why doesn't MU just wrap up this funny business and have a +100% DAY

STFUNeckbeard

Months? My dude it’s been hundreds of comments/posts a DAY for YEARS

EXPLODEDman

We restarted a war and got rinsed in China.  GREEN DAY What if none of it belongs???

WarmCan3034

One day calls won’t work 😭😭😭😭😭 ONE DAY U BULLS 😭😭😭

YTLupo

Met irl for a Howard Hughes content licensing deal and as the meeting starts he kept his oldman waiting ALL DAY. I would never treat my pops like that ever, idgaf I would find a way to make it work.

purpleinme

HOW THE FUCK AM I LOSING MONEY ON A DAY LIKE TODAY. So infuriating with META, MSFT, BABA

captainstrange94

RDDT dying to multiple gunshots while space and semi/memory stocks make its market cap in gains EVERY SINGLE DAY. Fuck me

SkoomaJunki3

What are y’all doing for NATIONAL BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE DAY?

bappa0125

It's a scam, period. With charges slipping statistically, no one can win consistently by doing day trading. If there had been, then we all would have known their name. It not worth the emotional pain, there is no skill involved, risk management, money management, position sizing, nothing works in the long run as you cannot keep on taking the emotional toll it takes on you, it's humanly impossible. There is no algorithm that a common man can write, so just buy and hold some stock and hope the market goes up, going around currency, commodity hedging, and all these is not for retail. The game is simple inflation and money printing will be there, and big banks and institutions will keep in rotating the money and take commissions and become rich. Brokers and exchanges will win common man will only have pain. I have day traded in options for five years and I am profitable cagr 30 percent, but it's not worth the kind of energy and emotional pain I took; I could have built an empire in my software and other careers. DAY TRADING IS NOT WORTH

meatstick94

dude can they make these stupid peace deals last ONE FUCKING DAY until market opens

Joohansson

Ok, so asked AI this time to summarize the war events and it did not even complain but instead called it a meme 😂 Mar 2: “We’re already substantially ahead of schedule. This will take four to five weeks. Maybe six. Or longer. Whatever it takes.” (The war is 2 days old.) Mar 3: “Our munition stockpiles have NEVER BEEN HIGHER OR BETTER.” (WSJ reports the US is racing to destroy Iran’s missiles before running out of interceptors.) Mar 6: “There will be NO DEAL with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER. MIGA — MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN!” (Regime change is back on the menu.) Mar 21: “OPEN the Strait of Hormuz within 48 HOURS or we will OBLITERATE YOUR POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST!” (Deadline #1.) Mar 23: “We’ve had VERY productive talks with Iran.” (Iran: “There are no talks.” — Deadline extended 5 days.) Mar 26: “Iran asked me nicely, so I’m pausing the destruction of their power plants by 10 days.” (Deadline #2. Iran fires a missile at a Saudi air base the next day.) Apr 1: “We are ON TRACK to complete all objectives VERY SHORTLY. Also Iran’s missiles are ‘just about used up.’ Also please, Europe — grab the Strait and take the lead in protecting it.” (Primetime address. Iran launches missiles at Israel as he speaks.) Apr 2: “We’re going to hit them EXTREMELY HARD. Bring them back to the STONE AGES where they belong.” (48 hours after saying objectives are nearly complete.) Apr 4: “48 HOURS BEFORE ALL HELL WILL REIGN DOWN ON THEM.” (Deadline #3.) Apr 5: “New deadline: Tuesday April 7, 8pm ET. One of the most IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN HISTORY.” (Deadline #4. On Easter Sunday.) Apr 7: “A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT.” (8pm arrives. Pakistan calls. Deadline extended 2 more weeks.) Apr 7 (later that night): “TOTAL AND COMPLETE VICTORY. 100%. NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. We’ve already met and EXCEEDED all military objectives.” (The war is still ongoing. The strait is still closed.) Apr 8: “BIG DAY FOR WORLD PEACE!” (Hegseth: “Operation Epic Fury — capital V Victory!” The Strait briefly opens… then closes again within hours.) Apr 12: “The US will now BLOCKADE the Strait of Hormuz — the strait I have been demanding Iran open.” (Trmp closes the strait that he spent weeks demanding Iran open.) Apr 13: “No one who pays an illegal TOLL will have safe passage on the high seas.” (Iran is charging tolls on the strait. The one we’re blockading. That we want open.) Apr 18: “We have VERY GOOD conversations going on.” (Strait still closed. Iran seizes ships. Iran: “Reopening the strait is IMPOSSIBLE.”) Apr 20: Reporter: “What happens if the ceasefire expires tomorrow?” Trmp: “Then lots of bombs start going off.” Apr 22: The strait is basically still closed. Iran is still seizing ships. US blockade of Iranian ports remains. Oil prices soar. May 4: “Introducing PROJECT FREEDOM — we will GUIDE hundreds of stranded ships out of the Strait!” (Bold new plan. No details on how.) May 5: “PROJECT FREEDOM is now PAUSED.” (It lasted about 24 hours.) May 23: “A deal has been LARGELY NEGOTIATED. The Strait WILL be opened. Details coming SHORTLY.” (Iran: “The strait will remain under our control.” — The strait is still not open.) Today: Strait still not open. Blockade still in place. Deal “largely negotiated” but unannounced. Ceasefire sort of holds with new bombs.

beesechurger759

I was actually very close to investing in IONQ and Rigetti but after thorough research decided not to. No solid fundamentals to keep me invested in downturns, highly speculative, more a gamble than a smart investment Kinda frustrating seeing these stocks pump 20%+ the VERY NEXT DAY due to trumps announcement. But no regrets tbh

beesechurger759

Haha I can relate. Never lost money but I was very close to investing quite a lot on IONQ, Rigetti and D—-wave. Did thorough research and decided it’s more a gamble than a smart investment, no solid fundamentals to keep me invested through downs etc. Chose not to invest. The VERY NEXT DAY trump announces ts and they pump 20%+ in a day…🤦🏻‍♂️

BedBubbly317

Lol he averaged more than 40 trades PER DAY. By the time they are publicly disclosed those are trades more or less irrelevant and he’s already onto hundreds of new ones (that you won’t know about for 3 months), there’s no direct way to follow him.

Mirikado

People keep saying this as if a fraction of nearly a TRILLION is not an unimaginable amount for one person. 1% of $722B is $7.2B in cash. Just to break this down. To earn $7.2B in cash over 50 years, you need to make $144m per year. That is over $394,000 per day. The median yearly income for the average American is $60k. You need to make more than 5x the annual income of an American PER DAY, every day, for 50 years to reach 1% of Elon Musk’s net worth. So the “he’s actually worth just a fraction of his net worth in cash” is still a silly argument as if that amount is not multi-generational empire money itself.

mightyjoe227

488 days in office Still waiting for DAY ONE...

CuteHand

#Bahahahaha hoping for a war over MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!!

FrozenToiletWaterr

Do we really think we are going to start bombing on MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND of all times? I dont think it's likely

Aware_Peanut_4802

Bull run tomorrow ALL DAY

tessie_trades

NBIS doing great. GOOGLE U KILLED MY CALLS NEED A MIRCALE BEFORE EMD OF DAY TOMMOROW

Consistent_Chart_664

Why is it so hard to buy stocks on red days and so much fuckin easier to buy them on Green Days out of FOMO. Oh I know it’s CAUSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS STILL CLOSED, GAS IS $5.00 NATIONWIDE, CPI AND PPI ARE PUMPING, BOND YIELDS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF, EVERYTHING IS FUCKIN SUPER EXPENSIVE, AND WE HAVE A RETARD IN CHIEF WHO DAY TRADES LIKE ITS HIS JOB

captainstrange94

Bro why the fuck is RDDT mercillesly getting beaten to death EVERY SINGLE DAY Its now lower than the pre-earnings price. Valuation is closer to commodity stocks with a 70% year over year growth and 90% gross margins. Like what the fuck do you need the company to do at this point? Meanwhile fucking companies like CRWD that never made a positive net income have a 200B market cap. Fuck this market

Own-Cauliflower-6992

OMG, stop asking **Chinese tankers have been seen exiting the strait. India is sending tankers now. The dumb blockade is over and bers and still broke and ghey now buckle up ITS NVDA DAY**

TurnipIll2868

That was a day trade biggest DAY trade

chewks

# lol get rekt anti american. BULLS ALL DAY ERRRDAY

okbetokbetokbet

we’ve literally v’d EVERY SINGLE DAY in the past week wtf

kaplanfx

You are completely wrong about vacuum dissipating heat. That’s literally why we have things like vacuum bottles to keep our coffee hot and our water cold. Dissipating heat into a vacuum is one of the biggest challenges of spacecraft. As for the solar, even if the panels have massive efficiency gains in space, data centers are one of the most power hungry systems on Earth. The ISS solar arrays cover an area of 2,247 m2 (24,187 ft2) and can generate 735,000 kW-hours of electrical power per year. A data center with 500 current gen Nvidia servers will consume upwards of a MW PER DAY. You need 400x the solar panels on the ISS to power just ONE data center. Good luck.

GuyFieriFrostedTips

SPY drops half percentage. Bears: “BULLS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN. OUR TIME HAS COME”

InterestingGoose5507

I CANT WAIT FOR BAGHOLDER DAY! Be great to see the cult provide the exit liquidity for Musky and his insiders. SpaceX is a good company but the rockets last 5 years and they have high capital expenditure. It’s worth max 200Bn! Grok is worth ZERO or negative.

fan_of_hakiksexydays

# MAY DAY MAY DAY!!! Today is a day and we're in May, thank you for your attention to this matter.

Slow_Instruction3206

THIS IS WALLSTREETBETS BUDDY OFC WE'RE ALL PILING IN ON DAY ONE WITH 0ODTEs

BlackKnightsOptions

Shit runs up $120 on SPY in 6 weeks ONE DAY of red Bulls: bers getting too comfortable

Nearby-Actuator4641

After a lot research and about CMPS DAY BY DAY I SEE, (GAD) is increasingly viewed by investors as a potentially very important future opportunity for CMPS, BECAUSE * FDA/regulatory momentum is improving, * cash runway is solid, * and the mental health market opportunity is enormous. So I think and also believe CMPS approaching the stage where: * partnerships are available, * licensing deals are on the way, * strategic investments,

PooPooPointBoiz

Dude fuck Ackman. I been sitting here losing my fucking ass on MSFT for 2 weeks now. He swoops in the DAY AFTER I sell fucking CC's to recover a bit of cash. Now my CC's are worth 3k more and I'm capped at 415 strike price. Why the fuck does the world always work out like this.

Happy-Champion1661

THIS IS THE EASIEST MARKET IN THE HISTORY, YOU JUST FULL PORT CALLS AT OPEN EVERY DAY AND YOU CAN NEVER LOSE. NEVER! JUST INFINITE MONEY GLITCH. I AM A GENIOUS, I WILL BE BILLIONAIRE IN NO TIME! Imagine thinking inflation or oil move the market, just KEEP BUYING CALLS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

sl3azebag

because this is Oil's LAST DAY there LUL

Objective_Mountain38

just full port SPY QQQ SAME DAY CALLS, its that easy folks

No-Breakfast5564

what do you mean? that in the day trading room he has OPEN TRADES that are down. or that he actually took a loss in the day trading room and never posted it. What are the actual open positions in the DAY TRADING ROOM

trent_upscale

ALL DAY...

Outrageous_Length975

Market pricing in absolute perfection. Threading the needle on inflation and unemployment. AI profitability skyrockets. Hormuz oil shipments normalize. And with all that priced in, we're up like a couple percent this year. PUTS. **PUTS ALL FUCKING DAY, LOSERS.** SELL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT RALLY. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE ASSFUCKED IN THE FALL.

TheMostMid

Noooooo NOT ANOTHER THETA CHOP DAY!!!!!

adirtysocialist-

Remember when you lost all your rupees on AMC and joined a bag holder support group and threatened to KY S bc I wouldn't stop making fun of you for it? 🤣 Classic "I ONLY CRY ABOUT THE AMC PUMPERS WHO COST ME MONEY EVERY DAY, ALL DAY, FOE YEARS ON END BC I DIDNT LOSE ANY MONEY!" The arc of justice indeed. My poor little sewer swimmer.

tootnanner

We ripping off the puts of bers lmao. Just like I said ALL MUTHA FUCKIN DAY WOULD HAPPEN

ohshitski

ALL BERS RISE UP, THIS IS LIBERATION DAY. buls prepare anous to

ramy_mousa

MU is a 800 dollah stock that trades 45 mil shares a day.. where the hell does all this money come from? THAT'S ALMOST 300 BILLION DOLLAHS A DAY!

ZYHUA

BOLS ONLY GETS 20min PER DAY IT'S HILARIOUS

its_0liv

DAY 2 of profit only days LESGETIT

ZYHUA

\> "Just -0.2% on the S&P HAHA!" \> "BERS ONLY GET THEIR 20MIN EACH DAY" \> "AI BACKLOG TIL 2090" \> "V!!!!" \> "RED IS BANNED" \> "BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CALL IT IS" \> "TACO TUESDAY" plz tell me this is going to end well for us

tiny_toof

im so upset if we actually crash ive been in the market for ONE DAY

Retaining-Wall

BREAKING: MARKET ROILED BY SAVAGE 0.0068% AFTER HOURS CORRECTION. BEARS EUPHORIC. BULLS MAY NEED TO MILDLY REDUCE THEIR COKE AND HOOKERS BUDGET FOR A DAY OR TWO. "We're terribly sorry for this blip. We are not sure how this happened but are working to fix it immediately," said Paul Beauregard, CEO of The Stock Market, on 11th May 2026, when asked for comment. "Stocks should only go up. Forever."

Middle_Draft9152

You guys have very strange definition of "poor". Poor in my country it when you don't have money for proper food in the supermarket. Plain bread and cheap spaghetti...  You eat in a fast food restaurants EVERY F*CKING DAY and counting this as "poor"?? It is not poor. Poorer maybe, but definitely noot poor. 

Samjabr

Remember, folks - 10,000 boomers retire **EVERY SINGLE DAMN DAY** And they've got $ to burn. I live in an abnormally wealthy area, but still, all I see is people buying stuff. They talk about leaving a better future for their kids/grandkids - yet, they buy $150,000 "Family" SUVs with 600+ Horsepower, are looking at their 3rd or 4th vacation home, and spend most weeks taking cruises on ships the size of small cities.

watisdat

WAIT A MINUTE SNDK HAD A 16% DAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??????? Sorry I was out all day

fan_of_hakiksexydays

🚨GREAT NEWS!🚨 A CEASEFIRE HAS BEEN AGREED. ^("I am pleased to announce that there will be a THREE DAY CEASEFIRE (May 9th, 10th, and 11th) in the War between russia and ukraine")

powerboner

It’s cool MSFT we didn’t need this THE ENTIRE FUCKIJG DAY or anything

wtf_is_going_on_now

$NVDA bulls cheering not even a 2% gain while $AMD/$MU/$INTC all have like 10% on the fucking DAY lmaoooo