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YO , I AM HOLDING (7,142,857 SHARES ) ITS 7 MILLION , SO LOOK IT GOES LIKE THIS (GREED) BUT THIS SHIT HAPPENS , \`NOW JUST NEEDS TO HANG IN THERE AND NOT SELL IT NOW , THINGS WILL CHANGE BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT HEY , BUY PESO , TODAY ITS 35c , I STARTED WHEN IT WAS 13c , SOLD 5 TIMES , THIS ONE IS PROMISING WELL , I HAVE A MILLION IN HERE , SO FOR ME ITS LIKE THIS , IF YOU HAVE $35,000 GIVES YOU A MILLION SHARES , EVERY 1c MOVE UP GIVES ME $1,000 AND I DO IT EVERY 2, 3 DAYS,,,,,END OF THE DAY I WANT MY PROFIT OUT AND PAY MY MORTGAGE OFF
If you invest in Memory like MU or SNDK, YOU’RE IN FOR A VERY BAD DAY TMW LOL GGS TO YOU SUCKERS
See, if we only had to do it once, we’d probably be ok. But we have to escort those ships EVERY DAY into the foreseeable future 😂 we’re so fucked
I BLAME THE SOMALI PIRATES. 4 DUDES WITH AKs, A RPG AND A SKIFF WILL FUK UP YOUR DAY. LOL.
It’s so annoying, when I just sit back and watch, it rebounds by like $20 in ONE DAY, yet when I buy in, it fcking sits stagnant and waits for my options to expire before going crazy.
YOU! This is your fault! Me? I was gone on vacation Monday and Friday.. Exactly! The world demands order! *Sure feels like a Monday.* WHAT DID YOU SAY? TODAY SURE FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN DAY, SIR! - MA'AM! I meant MA'AM! Sir is fine.
How is their leader dying on DAY ONE 'objectively winning'?
Doing a job application rn NO I CANT FUCKING GUESS IF ITS DAY OR NIGHT BASED ON 2 PATTERNS WITH 2 SECONDS
You can downvote me all you want business daddy. I buy 0DTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN DAY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS AND IVE MADE MONEY
MARKET-BASED EURO ZONE INFLATION EXPECTATIONS SET FOR LARGEST ONE-DAY JUMP IN A YEAR (walter bloomberg on X). prepare for green on open, people will run to assets
It has come to my attention that some of you are preparing to sell stocks or buy PUTS at open. DO NOT DO THIS! SELLING STOCKS IS WAR ON AMERICA! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! IF STOCKS ARE SOLD EVEN ONCE RANDOM TRUTH SOCIAL BOMBS WILL BE DROPPED THROUGHOUT THE DAY WITH ENCOURAGING NEWS ABOUT THE WAR! Thank you for your attention in this matter. -DJT if he shit posted here
ANYONE who lives in Dubai inherently lives off of work from MODERN DAY SLAVES. “Oh it’s pretty!” L take from any humanist out there
War isn’t bullish WINNING WARS IN ONE DAY IS BULLISH
Shut the fuck up with that chump advice. Use your face as a cum station on YOUR FIRST DAY
just a note---**it's 500k concurrent viewers over 24 hours on average**, meaning millions upon millions of unique viewers seeing the broadcast, worldwide, for sessions that are 20+ mins at a time. estimates across TV and Online has it at **40M unique American viewers/visitors per DAY.** tiktok news accounts are short form, a few minutes at most, totaling like 10 mins per day of content. when indexed on actual watch time vs CNN, it's not even close. as a mental exercise and indicator of reach/impact, CNN sell its ad space for millions per day (\~4M) vs the CPM the tiktok is generating (like less than $1 per 1k views) So, to say that UnderTheDeskNews, or any other singular tiktok account, has the same media footprint, reach, and mainstream influence as CNN is really off base.
HAD 600k IN NBIS OPTIONS THAT ARE NOW WORTH....262K. EXPIRATION APRIL STRIKE 95 100 110. LOST 10K YESTERDAY AND THOUGHT THAT DAY WAS FAKT...WELL YOU NEVER KNOW LMFAO
$NBIS will be a hyperscaler by 2030 AND YOU'RE FUCKING LAUGHING WHILE IT DOES -1000000% IN A DAY?!
from questtrade : To trade Canadian stocks and ETFs in the post market, the following conditions apply: * It must be a security listed on the TSX, or TSX-V. (.TO or .VN). * Canadian Securities Exchange (.CN) symbols are **not eligible**. * The order must be placed between **4:15 pm and 5pm ET**. * Orders placed between 4 pm and 4:15 pm will **not be accepted** by the exchange(s) and route(s). * It must be a **Limit order**, at the **Last price** the security was traded at on its native exchange (i.e. TSX or TSX-V). * The Quantity of shares/units must be a standard board lot (i.e. 100/200 shares). * Odd-lot orders that are not a multiple of 100 are not eligible. * The order **Duration** must be set as **DAY**, and the preferred ECN as **AUTO**.
Actually really excited to see the results of a proxy fight at the JACK annual meeting. I think we see it tomorrow. Not a single c suite or board member has bought shares in 10+ years and they are CONSTANTLY dumping. Plus the company has been destroyed by the current board. On exec bought some shares a couple months back solely because this proxy fight started. I honestly don't know/care if the external group will do anything (honestly at theae prices they need to just start doing bonkers share buybacks), but it would be nice to see a group of con artists get told to fuck off. Plus the fuck board calls my phone and my wife's phone literally EVERY DAY urging us to vote for them. Spend that money on buybacks ya cunts. You've wasted enough money!
TODAY’S THE MOASS DAY~~~ If you recognise this you are old and dusty
2/26/26 : Claude deletes the market JUDGMENT DAY
ONE DAY HEALTHCARE INSHALLAH FOR THE 20th TIME
Not looking at this thread or a single candle until 4:30 ET tomorrow. BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR IN THE MARKET LFG
It cost us multi millions a year but batch processes billions and billions of transactions without fail or pause that amount to multimillions of revenue A DAY. Ive seen it before. If your big pitch for your dept is to try to move off mainframe, get your resume ready.
# BEARS REALLY THOUGHT I’D FOLD AND BUY PUTS ON AN OBVIOUS GREEN DAY, WELL GUESS WHAT? +65% REALIZED GAINS ON CALLS TODAY MFS https://preview.redd.it/r05nim2nhglg1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe5e1b9ae6a44544cef1a3453f2c5e093d745d0
Actual cock and balls pattern forming in the MAX:DAY chart. 👀
[BUT THE DOW HIT 50K THE OTHER DAY!!!](https://youtu.be/Q71Xb1Sd86M?si=6fHekTDo9RztgTRB)
Ooof: > @FirstSquawk: IBM SHARES PLUNGE 13% IN BIGGEST ONE-DAY DECLINE SINCE 2000.
--- --- Tuesday at exactly 1pm, just as Charles Schwab and Jared Kushner have loaded up on calls : "I am hereby announcing a NINETY DAY PAUSE on my 15 % Global Tariffs " --- ---
Pretty sure Trump said the tariffs were bringing in Trillions and Trillions and that all the other countries were paying it, so Merica will be handing out multi-trillions to other countries now. GOOD DAY SIR! s/
Fuck Klarna. I bought something from these bastards 5 years ago. Went fine. I got a notification for a new purchase like 4 months ago for some shit. Hit the fraud button. Talked on phone with them. Shit still pending. TLDR - I got a new phone number since then… person with new phone signed up for Klarna and it linked my old account. My SSN still tagged, my bank, everything. New number Lady uploaded her credit card and bank info also. We only figured this out bc I saw she changed the profile info to her name and email and address… I just called her like hey…. I’m the guy who used to have this number. Can’t wait for the class action the mother fuckers 100% have coming. SHORT KLARNA ALL DAY.
"These so called conservative justices, most who OBAMA put in there, I don't really know them, but this is a HORRIBLE DECISION. The Supreme court, under ANTIFA influence, is killing AMERICA. I don't know how this Barrett or Stevens or whatever their names are even got to be part of this. BAD DAY FOR EVERYONE."
he was right. ON OPPOSITE DAY
https://preview.redd.it/4c6rim73bbkg1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f04986729bfde06921857ffe5de2fdc5d07163f DAY 15! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!
can we just have a fucking NORMAL GREEN DAY PLEASE!!
How about how the so called SecWar and the supposed Commander in Chief and POTUS and his Grima Wormtounge Shadow President Miller openly threatened American allies that we have LEGALLY BINDING TREATIES with, over and over, threatened them with INVASION and other forms of odious retaliation if they would not just HAND OVER A SOVERIEGN NATION THAT IS OUR HISTORICAL ALLY. Oh THAT'S not a danger to national security but talking trash about Isreal IS??! No not just no but hell no. I mean honestly the shit is weird. What the hell is it about Isreal that's of such huge strategic importance to us anyway? Like why are they so important to the USA, what do they DO for the USA, why are THEY the center of the Universe but it's fine to threaten CANADA that we do business with interdependently EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS wtf I mean Isreal has only even been a COUNTRY since 1948 and before their creation we barely concerned ourselves with the Middle East. What is the massive, overwhelming, unquestionable, super special significance of Isreal? I am not being a smartass I literally mean y'all need to understand, average Americans are just like wtf is this really.
i dont give a shit about price history. if i can buy a HD for under a hundred bucks, whats the problem? I can literally get a 4TB HD for 100 bucks **right now.** I bought a 2TB Seagate in 2020 - I paid 50 bucks for it. Now its 80 bucks. HOLY SHIT. END OF THE WORLD. 6 dollars increase per year!? **We're cooked!** I bought a 4TB HD in 2022 - i paid 85 bucks. so price has gone up now **15 dollars!** HOLY SHIT People have to STOP ORDERING DOOR DASH FOR A DAY to afford these EXTREME HARD DRIVE PRICES! OMGGG
THERE IS A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY, NEAR CERTAINTY OF IMMINENT MARKET CRASH OF -99% IN A SINGLE DAY. ALIENS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO DESTROY US. TOMORROW. THERE IS ALSO NEAR CERTAINTY THAT MONEY WON'T MATTER IF EVERYONE IS DEAD flat != boring
The most bulls can do is celebrate a FLAT DAY like it's the end of bears lmao
Holy shit guys, this church "concert" is a fucking 3 DAY event 😭😭
realDonaldTrump on Truth Social Happy President’s Day! Prices and Inflation are Way Down. The Stock Market, and your 401k’s, are Way Up. Our Military is Strong and Powerful, Our Law Enforcement is GREAT, and Our Border is 100% Secure. Murders (YEAR 1900!) and Crime are at RECORD LOWS, and Our Country is Bigger, Better, and Stronger than EVER BEFORE!!! Working Hard - ENJOY YOUR DAY! President DJT
“No need for a PRESIDENTS DAY sale, CRYPTO is always on sale”
I got laid off during Covid, too. The first 6 months was amazing. I still don’t have a job TO THIS DAY though, and I’m about to lose my house.
PSA: If you don’t agree with the echo chamber you will be downvoted. GREEN EVERY DAY EVER
You actually can venmo them lmao, but just as a reminder: The US government spends about $6.4B a DAY on average, that number alone would require every single person which is 384 million people including children, retired, etc, to pay the government about $20 per day and that would only keep it from not growing anymore. To actually pay off the debt in full everyone, again including children and elderly, would have to pay the government $101k each just in a single day, and then everyone donates $20 every day after that forever to keep the debt at or below $0. Now if you think thats ridiculous, only 59.3% of the US population is actually employed, so "realistically" all those values above are nearly doubled. Donating any amount to the US Government is quite literally less impactful than just burning your money for warmth.
You actually can venmo them lmao, but just as a reminder: The US government spends about $6.4B a DAY on average, that number alone would require every single person which is 384 million people including children, retired, etc, to pay the government about $20 per day and that would only keep it from not growing anymore. To actually pay off the debt in full everyone, again including children and elderly, would have to pay the government $101k each just in a single day, and then everyone donates $20 every day after that forever to keep the debt at or below $0. Now if you think thats ridiculous, only 59.3% of the US population is actually employed, so "realistically" all those values above are nearly doubled. Donating any amount to the US Government is quite literally less impactful than just burning your money for warmth.
I would challenge you and say: "IV (Implied Volatility) – Represents the underlying asset's implied volatility (basically how much the stock is expected to move around)" yes, you've given me the textbook definition of iv. but what does it *really* mean? what is its effect on delta and gamma? what does it mean when an option is X multiples of iv out of the money what is the effect of iv on *percent theta*, i.e. daily loss / total price, as opposed to a dollar value these numbers don't exist in a vacuum. there's a relationship between each of them. what happens when one goes up but the other doesn't? how do you find an option that gives you X exposure but not Y? which greeks MUST be opposed ... opposed AND relational? how do you match gamma to theta? ... while varying Vega? right now they're a collection of numbers. a stock is gonna have 10 different expirations and 30 strikes, and calls and puts for each. that's 600 different options to consider, each of which has all 5 of these values. you'll be completely lost in the soup of 3000 numbers FOR A SINGLE STOCK, FOR A SINGLE DAY, unless you build some relationships between these numbers
*THREE DAY SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION* I've seen this movie before...
You are a hedge fund. You ape calls EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY into Walmart with a 47 PE ratio, which means you are expecting it to grow much faster than Microsoft with a 25 PE ratio. And at the same time, you press FUCKING HARD into shorts FUCKING EVERY SINGLE DAY on Lululemon that has crashed 70% and is priced for bankruptcy even though it is growing double digits internationally. These cucks are a billion times more fucking stupid than your average wsb user
My kids school district email: ENJOY THE THREE DAY WEEKEND! Me, working Monday: (crying) Sure thing.
THE MISS WAS PRICED IN FOR THE LAST 45 DAYS AS THE STOCK FELL 2% EVERY DAY 30 DAYS IN A ROW. Understand?
Thats it Im full porting into SPY 700 calls again. TODAY IS THE DAY I KNOW IT!
fucking retard. Ford paid 5$ a DAY not an hour lol. Thats like todays wages. Even still it only took 2-3 months to be able to afford a car back then. 400$ car is like 15k today. Cheap AF
Bears when the market dips like 0.69%: IT’S A SAINT VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE 🩸🩸
ANOTHER DAY OF ABJECT TERROR https://preview.redd.it/bnverjtvt4jg1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00f50e97b6ec245e2b63a9d939b4e09b4b44f0d
And it’s also FAMILY DAY in Canada - 🇨🇦
GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD’VE WANTED US TO TRADE 0dte MILK FUTURES ON PRESIDENTS DAY https://preview.redd.it/u4epuqf284jg1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b460eefe03000324586fe6516a8ec10ab4d882bd
DO NOT HAVE SEX ON VALENTINES DAY - gta6 drops exactly 9 months later
Coinbase having all these issues on EARNINGS DAY LMAO
The out I sold for 2k is worth 7k now . LMFAO bro every time I take profits this shit happens EVERY DAY
Google makes a billion dollars in revenue A DAY. Motorola made 1/10th that at its peak. Not exactly comparing apples to apples here.
Hallie Jackson from msnbc can GET IT ALL DAY!!!
Google and Meta getting absolutely hammered EVERY SINGLE DAY since their great earnings is exhausting.
GOOG brings in over $1 billion of revenue A DAY let that sink in
I am drinking every day on that. EVERY SINGLE DAY
TOP IS IN FOR MSFT, MSFT $410 4/17/26 PUTS (x100) :))) don't be an idiot and lose all your money on calls! SCREENSHOT THIS 🫵🫵🫵🫵 cause IM LAUGHING AT YOU WHEN THIS GETS RUGGED MID DAY
Because YT music is not nearly as good as Spotify. I dont own any Google or Spotify Stock, so this is unbiased opinion. I've been using Spotify since 2012 and all of my friends too. I've recently had a YT Premium test 3 months given to me and while the no ads on videos on phone are nice, YT music is just trash. People like me are just so locked in in the system of Spotify, with years and years of history in playlists, their entire family and friends circle in there too, they aren't gonna switch. The app works better, has better features, better quality of music and is just what everyone is used to. If i wanna share a song, i send a spotify link. If i wanna listen to my friends music, i follow their spotify playlist. If i wanna feel nostalgic, i'm gonna listen to a spotify playlist i created 10 years ago for some occasion. At the end of they year, everyone and their mother shares and has fun with the spotify wrapped which is almost a ritual at this point that everyone looks forward to. On top of that, the sub costs 12,99€ in my country which is absolutely still ridiculously low for the amount of time and entertainment i get for that. I basically listen to spotify atleast 5-7h A DAY. Imagine getting 200h of Entertainment per month for fucking 13€. Its insane. People love to complain about price hikes of 1-2€ here and there and how expensive the sub is, but if you really think about it, music is so fucking cheap nowadays its actually crazy. When i was young i bought an album with 16 songs on it for 20€. 16 songs. I would probably still pay 50% more for my sub before i even start thinking about switching to anything else.
ANY DAY NOW, BOOLS – YOU’LL SEE! Also, it’s 2 Baconators for $5, if you’re interested.
YOU WANT TO LOSE 16K IN ONE DAY? https://preview.redd.it/issapl8n5gig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b646cf550b03541970085bf0f22244f3d4b72e8
How can you retards not like GREEN DAY
Man this pisses me off, because in the Epstein files that fuck was only paying 300$. PER DAY. If he paid. sometimes he wouldn't. Like everything he was doing was evil, but like, to also be paying nothing for everything they had to give up. Makes me ill.
DAY 67 of praying that DFLI pops
We have haft a POWER DAY, and yet you ask for a power hour?
It’s cool GOOG I totally didn’t need this ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!
#dont sell Microsfe retards ur ON TEAMS, OUTLOOK, EXCEL AND SHITE ALL DAY. DONT SELL,. THEY GOT U BY THE BALLZ.
I can retire on $3M in a HYSA at 2% all day long you fuckin regard — ALL DAY LONG.
Bro, they sold a record number of iPhones at a record profit. They sell a BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF GOODS A DAY. Its an absolute profit machine. All the crypto in the world can go to $4.99 but that broke mother fucker still wants an iPhone pro max.
In one DAY. Same with MSFT, AMD, UNH. Crazy market.
Stock market will go tits up once we stop FUCKING sending billions to Israel and cancel all israeli lobbying. The 🧃 are ruining our country, and rubbing it in our faces. $SPY $700 means nothing when the USD dumps every DAY because Israel! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
EVERY SINGLE DAY. Always buy the dip you regards
I mean okay but making, say, a telescope that can operate without much maintenance is much more achievable than a flippin datacenter. Those big datacenters have technicians replacing hard drives EVERY DAY.
HODL GLD calls all day burned off 7%, ANOTHER DAY TOMORROW TO WIN
[$COEP](https://stocktwits.com/symbol/COEP) New ALTCOIN miner INSIDERS CANNOT SELL TILL DAY 3 Vanguard bought $5M worth in shares at $15. Z Squared has over 40m at $16 and can’t sell those unless the stock price is over $35 for two consecutive days. If you’re not buying now, you hate money.
Everyone: "zoom out alittle, zoom out on the charts" Me: NOT A GODD*MN SINGLE ONE OF THESE COMPANIES DROPPED THIS MUCH IN A SINGLE DAY WITHIN THE PAST LIKE 5 YEARS.
Trump has named today a new federal holiday - BAGHOLDER DAY. Sorry regards. In 20 years it won't seem so bad when you're enjoying a weekend on the outer banks.
Dude FUCK my life omg. Literally got fucking DAY TRADE CALLED this morning, preventing me from doing a 0dte on fucking SPX as planned. Fuck me omg watching my assets die. Fucking SALTY. 4k in the last 2 days ffs.
If PLTR goes up by 20% I will make DAY CHANGING amounts of money
This entire market has been ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! BUT TELLING ME WE ARE PINNED!!!!!!!! TO THE SAME SPOT ALL DAY!!!!!!!! It was moving like a MEME STOCK FROM 8 pm till OPEN. FUCK OUTTA HERE SCAM ARTISTS.
Valentine’s Day is so obvious. V DAY BABY💋
since like 1-2 years i read literaly EVERY DAY "they want to distract form the Epstein files", literaly everywhere. I came to the conclusion that the Epstein files are distracting us from reality, by now. Yeah there is some rich billionaire pedo complete assholes. OK, i got it. im not very suprised. more suprised i am at the somewhat obsession people have with this. Like do you guys need to proof that a Billionaire is a violent pedophile to have a moral compass? Seriously? Capitalism is shit itself and this is not significant to it. Does anybody think anybody gives a shit about trumps morality by now? they voted him \*again\*. so stop getting distracted by this, watch what the broken economy and multiple parallel crisis have in outcome instead, how we can change reality.
Silver lost 30% in ONE DAY. And it will lose more once Asia opens. That type of selling pressure will persist. (Look at oracle for example) Commodities don’t move like that. The cycle is definitely over for silver.
What about silver losing 1/3 of its value in a DAY lmao
Max pain is in, but holy shit did I hate it today. DISGUSTING DAY
silver 3x etf is liquidiated in ONE DAY brother what the fuck lol
LMAO at silver bears: >That’s about half of China’s GDP, the second-largest economy in the world. >GONE. IN ONE DAY. EVAPORATED. Bet this guy didn't complain when silver pumping for months going up 100% that's totally fine and not manipulated.