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imagine if we test **LOW OF DAY** 👀
CVNA chief executive Earnest Garcia II sold 170MM worth of his company’s stock today. And it appears he has been selling anywhere from 50,000 shares to 500,000 shares almost **EVERY DAY** the last few weeks. https://archive.fast-edgar.com/20250612/AVZZK22CZ22269V2222A2ZZ2GNGPZY2IBE72/
imagine if we test **LOW OF DAY** 👀
WAS DOWN TO 55K from 98k START OF DAY NOW AT 110K THANK U TSLA BUT WTF DO I DO NOW???!!!
HAPPY FATHERS DAY to all your gf's BULS this weekend
Bers can't celebrate FATHER'S DAY
bers be like **TODAY** (according to my calculations) **IS OUR DAY!!!**
Oh shit ITS FRIDAY THE 13th NOT A GOOD DAY FOR THIS SHIT BRO
Oh hey look, Taco actually got a deal > THAILAND TO CONCLUDE US TARIFF TALKS BEFORE 90-DAY DEADLINE Calls on fried rice. SPY to 700 tomorrow? I can't think of anything that could get in the way
Omg no shit. I'm saying when I went on tilt and wanted to blow the account (or on a real hot streak lol ya right) I could take advantage of RHs flagging system by just day trading to my feeble hearts content over and over for JUST ONE DAY like a real richer
The bottom in EV batteries must be above zero! We will mine lithium in the USA. SOME DAY Ehhhh color me far less than enthusiastic. I'm playing the EV boom by loading up on semiconductors, AI, crypto miners and quantum stocks. how's that for an answer (not playing it no sir no how)
He ran on the campaign of ending the war and reducing prices DAY ONE. He has done neither. Promises made ✅ promises kept ❌. You fools drank whatever he deposited down your throat.
Man WITH A DAY LIKE THIS SOME EMOJIS WOULD BE GOOD 🙃
Sold my TSLA calls for puts i believe its a PUT DAY
Never going to happen if the FISCAL POLICY CHANGES EVER FKIN DAY!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN WE STOP GETTING THESE SAME REGARDED LOW-EFFORT POSTS EVERY DAY? https://preview.redd.it/f63gbw6ruc6f1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0f8465ebf147431c7c3b76d64ac54058e816682
you mean LIBERATION DAY DON'T YOU?
UNH open 306, drops to 301, ends day at 303. EVERY DAY.
>INDIA AND THE US ADVANCE TOWARD AN INTERIM TRADE DEAL AFTER FOUR-DAY TALKS. INDIA AND THE US AIM TO SIGN THE FIRST TRANCHE OF THE TRADE PACT BY FALL 2025 fuck me by September? wtf
#r/WALLSTREETBETS WORD OF THE DAY **HONOR** >!u/31andnotdone looks way cuter with cum honor face!<
Puts (speaking generally) and contrarian plays pay off 1-2 times per year on major stocks, and I mean if you're making them EVERY DAY they still pay off that little. If you're new you probably didn't realize how lucky it is to have the best losing hand at the table. It's like... Say you're playing blackjack and you stay on 6. The dealer busts. But that's actually MORE LIKELY to happen than beating the market with puts on major stocks and ETFs. I'm not saying shit doesn't go down, but that it doesn't go down to the amount you need to pay off your premium and make profit by your strike date, because the megacorp that is selling you those options will use their billions to make sure the majority of the options they sold expire worthless. They have to make a profit. If they didn't, they wouldn't sell the fucking options.
It's what we call trading by real"Traders". Optimism on China --- US tariff resolution, The new trading strategy is DAY TRADING, Scalping, or eating the crumbs off the floor, the new WIZARDS of chart numeration, 199 trades a day for $2,000 total, and they think they are in heaven or world beaters.
guys? UK? trade deal? uh hello? anyone? did they take a break? any pics? were they smiling when they went to the WC? what the effing fucking is happening? today was the day? "trade talks going great, wow", wheres the TWEET DONNY? TODAY WAS THE DAY. WHERES THE TWEEEEET???
WE GET 10 OPF THESE LLM ANALYSISESES ON GOOGLE EVERY SINGLE DAY NO MATTER THE WEATHER AM I GOING CRAZY OR WAT IS HAPPENING??? also 0dte puts on google monday?
Try losing 700k in ONE DAY in the Luna crash.... I still haven't seen someone top my story lol
?! Eight hours every DAY? AUX ARMES VIVRE LA REVOLUCIÓN
TODAY is a great ROI DAY! https://preview.redd.it/70z461i58c5f1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00983e3734ab335517e715cf3d52d98e58dc7c9
Wow 🤩 WHAT A DAY!!! Flying high with RKLB, CRCL, QBTS and RDDT
Holy shit: Elon on Twatter... OMFG: > In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, [u/SpaceX](https://x.com/SpaceX) will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately HOLY FUCK... This is going to be soooooo nasty. TSLA puts ALL day folks.. ALL FUCKING DAY.
New circuit breakers in place for TSLA: Tesla goes down 40%? Fuck ‘em Tesla goes up 1%? CIRCUIT BREAKER! HALT ALL TRADING FOR THE DAY!!!
MUSK - TRUMP IS IN EPSTEIN FILES. HAVE A GOOD DAY DJT https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930703865801810022
> TESLA SHARES FALL 15.6% IN WORST DAY SINCE SEPTEMBER 2020 Worst day since Sept 2020….so far….
ELON MUSK X - THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY.... In response to trump terminating Elons subsidies
DAY 1 of asking for 100 dollars in the gains section
DAY 1 of asking for 100 dollars in the gains section
Day trading means ALLLL DAY AND IF YOU CANT LOCK IN ONE REALLLLY GOOD TRADE PER DAY EVEN IF YOU LOSE ONW YOULL BAK MONEY
So... Googl goes up all day... And my calls lose money? I hate it here. Some asshole decided that a bid .81 was perfectly acceptable for contracts with an ask price of 1.10. all day... ALL DAMN DAY the spread between them was at most .05... Why? I need my emojis back!
Some of you can't be serious. You hold 0 DTE's ALL DAY?! https://preview.redd.it/vmq3y5vcqy4f1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc8031d1a697650c7676f57d003997b05d02ed4
BORING ASS DAY 
LAST DAY (?) FOR OUR EMOTES 
They do the same exact thing EVERY SINGLE DAY Notice how everything is up .3% like literally everything They removed all the volatility to fuck option buyers so they sell and can buy back cheaper
CLIFFORD SAVED TBE DAY LMFAO 
Google investor every time the stock is not green: OMG COULD THIS STOP GOING DOWN EVERY DAY? Everyone else: why not sell it for something else? Google investor: noooooooooooooooo it's so cheap
# TODAY IS THE DAY WHERE RDDT SOLIDIFIES ITSELF AS A PURE DIRT COMPANY…. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US!! 
why is everyone spamming emojis? IS THIS THE LAST DAY THEY ARE ALLOWED ON REDDIT? 
this looks like it could get ugly. BOLS - LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY! GET OUTTA THERE!
BRO YOU BEEN SHORTING TESLA ALL FUCKING DAY HOW IS THAT GOING FOR YOU i wish you best of luck and fuck Elon but jeez bro.
LAST DAY OF EMOJIS 
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS YOU ABSOLUTELY NAILED LOW OF DAY NOW SIT BACK RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR 6 HOURS OF STRAIGHT FREE MONEY 
Goog. I’m in big at $191. I wanted to get into Goog and on February 4 when it peaked at $207, I decided to wait a day and get into it. February 5-6 I went in hard and I that was THE DAY it rolled down the hill until it hit $146 in early April. It merely turned me into a long term investor at this point and I’m still investing savings into my SP500 retirement funds and having time on my side.
APLD It isn’t “over” yet—but bulls must defend the $9.90 shelf into the close and avoid any surprise dilution headline. Treat every new high as a place to lock some profits and move stops higher; the easy money part of a squeeze rarely lasts more than three days. TODAY IS DAY 1.
SPY 591 Call 0DTE Went from 94 Cents to 43 cents THE ENTIRE DAY I WAS IN SHAMBLES -$3,000 NOW WE'RE UP... ALL THE WAY UPPPP
BORING ASS DAY. 
ugh. I get what they're saying, but I don't like it. If your short call expires first and you get assigned and you don't already have shares, and you can't be short in the cash account, then you need to immediately extract coverage from the longer dated call option. Usually the better way is to buy a covered call spread to convert the call into shares (one order to buy 100 shares and sell the long-dated call; so you don't lose a ton of extrinsic value by just exercising the long call), but with a cash account this might not be possible (your broker will probably reject the order). But to be fair, even if you wanted to exercise the option (which I wouldn't), I don't think they would accept that order either (I suspect you would need to get on the phone/chat for them to do the exercise). The fact the longer dated long call is deeper ITM means there's less extrinsic value at risk if you need to go the exercise route (which is not good -- I'll keep saying it. I don't like how brokers are casual about customers throwing away their money -- especially due to limitations in their own systems) >So basically, I was now told by the broker, that the only situation where I don't need the long strike price in cash is when both options expire ITM on the SAME DAY. This is logical and generally true. But one problem is that you don't know how much the stock might move after the options markets close and before the exercise cut-off time -- so you can be in a position where broker didn't close anything after 3:30 PM ET, markets close, and you only have one leg that gets exercised or assigned
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ANNOUNCES SPY 592 BY END OF DAY. Also rip Joe Rogan
So basically, I was now told by the broker, that the only situation where I don't need the long strike price in cash is when both options expire ITM on the SAME DAY. But if I sell and buy the same contracts with different expirations, and I wanna use my long to satisfy my short(assuming the short expires ITM before the long expires), then I would need the long strike cash in my brokerage account to excercise and sell the shares at the short strike and collect my full spread This accurate? The long in this situation is deeper ITM then the short strike
Every mother fucking DAY* with this guy
Every mother fucking DAY with this guy
Why does **SPY** **V shape recovery** EVERY DAY??? 🤡 🤡 🤡
Why does **SPY** **V shape recovery** EVERY DAY??? 🤡 🤡 🤡
The US president/executive branch has way too much power. One single guy making insane economic decisions purely on vibes for a nation is pure insanity and Trump is proving this EVERY SINGLE DAY. This is how empires collapse.
Why does **SPY** **V shape recovery** EVERY DAY??? 🤡 🤡 🤡
Why does **SPY** **V shape recovery** EVERY DAY??? 🤡 🤡 🤡
Why does **SPY** **V shape recovery** EVERY DAY??? 🤡 🤡 🤡
LAST DAY FOR CUSTOM EMOJIS RIP PEPE THE FROG, MORGAN FREEMAN AND SPANISH LAUGHING GUY  I'LL MISS SHREK'S GREEN COCK MOST OF ALL 
bruh. i sold for a lower loss an hour ago, youre telling me i wouldve been up 20 percent if i held until the LAST 5 MINUTES OF THE DAY???
GOOGL ENDING THE DAY GREEN
Enjoy it now dirty bull. Next week will be doom, EVERY SINGLE DAY
I don't drink, I don't get high, I don't cheat on my wife or leave her alone with the kids to play golf or any of that stupid shit. BUT I ALWAYS THROW IN FOR SOME 0DTE ON A TACO DAY.
One day the stock market will be rational BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY 
# HERE COMES THE MEGA V, U WILL RUE THIS DAY BERS 
TACO DAY WOO. So it sounds like the ports were empty, stores started to see rising prices, your whole country hates you and this just happens to be a great thing. Id like to see it from their perspective tho.. You NEEDED these tarriffs because the US was in dire trouble, sinking economically and China was profiting too much off you. These tariffs were going to set America back into the stratosphere of economic and industrial growth.. but apparently hurting China TOO much was hard for you to see so you don't want economic and industrial growth? I'm just very confused on what's going on.. but I am seriously ready for some tacos.
BIG DAY FOR DATA, PCE, CONSUMER SPENDING ETC. WILL THE MARKET EVEN GIVE A FUCK? 
NEVER A DULL DAY IN THE 🥭 MARKET 
Mods, can't you do something to ban posts that contain this verbiage... This person is posting EVERY DAY, in multiple subs...
nnnooooooooooooo my order to purchase COSTCO calls was filled. WTF PLZ TAKE IT BACK I USED ALL MY DAY TRADES
Gay bitch bears NOT GETTING A RED DAY lmao
that´s not just today... THATS EVERY FUCKING DAY
He's trying to cancel the CHIPS act, thinks the future is Coal and Oil. Ohio just passed a bull to quit subsidizing Coal to the tune of $500,000/DAY
Good question. No easy answer. The 3 fund I gave, and that particular allocation (US60, Int20, Bonds 20) is a good generic guideline, but the bond part could be seen as too conservative for someone in their 30's (and even 40's). But it's hard to give any absolute here. It comes down to risk tolerance. A lot of folks THINK they have high risk tolerance, but actually don't. Witness people on these forums losing their shit EVERY SINGLE DAY because the market went up or down 2%. Are these people sleeping well? If you have a sizeable international allocation, it doesn't burn as bad when the S&P drops a lot. Earlier this year, my international fund was outperforming the S&P by a nice margin! And when all my stocks were dropping, my bonds (via bond fund) were actually slightly up in value (and no matter either way... bonds are paying you for as long as you hold them). I NEVER was tempted to sell, even when we were down 20% this year. I wasn't happy about the tariffs and the market volatility, but I stayed the course and slept fine. If I was all in on the S&P 500, that would have been harder (nevertheless, S&P500 IS the biggest part of my portfolio, by far). Personally, I have a small allocation to bonds. Currently about 1%... with plans to grow to about 10% at retirement. But, wife and I expect to have an 80% pension. We hope to be able to live without dipping into our retirement funds, if necessary. Bonds, for us, are essentially LIKE an emergency fund for our investment portfolio. If you don't have a pension coming, I'd urge you to consider having more bonds as you get near to retirement... probably at least 20%. Do you need that now, in your 30's? If it helps you sleep better when the market crashes... maybe! IF you can sleep well even when your portfolio dips 50%, then maybe not. The research shows that over the long haul, pure stocks wins over a mix of stocks and bonds. But if stress and market volatility cause you to make irrational decisions (ie, market timing... not buying and holding), you can easily come out behind someone that has a more diversified portfolio (and doesn't mess with it). Do your own research, of course!
No more tariffs nvidias gonna have a FIELD DAY
# Very Simple Investment Thesis: # Cash Runway Deep Into Q3 2026, # SLS009 Data, FDA Accelerated Approval News and Stifel news due in H1, 2025 # - this quarter # - and GPs P3 Final Registrational Results # - worth Literal Billions - Will be Announced ANY DAY NOW # - the Kicker, the IDMC told those of us paying attention Gps is Getting FDA Approval
guys guys, here´s a secret, irrelegant to the fact that we´re green or red, we can make money EVERY DAY with puts OR calls, every fucking day
JOBY SAVING THE DAY
obvious its RED BLEEDING PUSSY DAY..
"*So, look—another huge mess from the so-called courts, ok? The same people, by the way, who let Crooked Joe’s criminals walk free every time they mess up something big league. They just blocked my beautiful, absolutely perfect Liberation Day tariffs—tariffs that were gonna bring MASSIVE jobs, money, success, all of it, right back to America where it belongs. Everybody was talking about it. People were calling me, saying “Sir, this is the smartest move we’ve seen in 50 years.” And guess what? They were right. But no, here comes this totally woke, very fake judge—probably appointed by Obama or some other loser—who says we can’t protect our own workers on a day called LIBERATION DAY. Can you believe that? Liberation, folks. It’s like they don’t even know what that word means anymore. I mean, seriously, if you can’t put America FIRST on a day about freedom, then when can you? It’s a total disgrace. And by the way, China’s loving it. They’re laughing at us right now. Xi is probably sitting there going, “Look at these fools, they block the one guy who actually knows how to make a deal.” But let me tell you something—they’re not gonna stop us. This whole system is rigged, we know it, everybody knows it, it’s been going on a long time. But we’re gonna fight, and we’re gonna WIN. I’ve beaten worse. Witch hunts, fake impeachments, you name it—we beat ’em all. And this? This is NOTHING. We’re gonna appeal, we’re gonna push back harder than ever, and we’re gonna bring those tariffs back. Big league. Stronger. Tougher. Better. Because at the end of the day, I work for the forgotten men and women of this country—not the globalists, not the fake news, not the radical judges with their little law books and big egos. America’s coming back. Believe me. 🇺🇸*" - Trump, probably
"Another huge mess from the so-called courts! The same people, by the way, who let Crooked Joe’s criminals walk free every time they mess up something big league. They just blocked my beautiful, absolutely perfect Liberation Day tariffs—tariffs that were gonna bring MASSIVE jobs, money, success, all of it, right back to America where it belongs. Everybody was talking about it. People were calling me, saying “Sir, this is the smartest move we’ve seen in 50 years.” And guess what? They were right. But no, here comes this totally woke, very fake judge—probably appointed by Obama or some other loser—who says we can’t protect our own workers on a day called LIBERATION DAY. Can you believe that? Liberation, folks. It’s like they don’t even know what that word means anymore. I mean, seriously, if you can’t put America FIRST on a day about freedom, then when can you? It’s a total disgrace. And by the way, China’s loving it. They’re laughing at us right now. Xi is probably sitting there going, “Look at these fools, they block the one guy who actually knows how to make a deal.” But let me tell you something—they’re not gonna stop us. This whole system is rigged, we know it, everybody knows it, it’s been going on a long time. But we’re gonna fight, and we’re gonna WIN. I’ve beaten worse. Witch hunts, fake impeachments, you name it—we beat ’em all. And this? This is NOTHING. We’re gonna appeal, we’re gonna push back harder than ever, and we’re gonna bring those tariffs back. Big league. Stronger. Tougher. Better. Because at the end of the day, I work for the forgotten men and women of this country—not the globalists, not the fake news, not the radical judges with their little law books and big egos. America’s coming back. Believe me. 🇺🇸"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A DAY AH TO BE CASH 
Tomorrow will be AAPL AND NKE DAY, 
What an AMAZING DAY, my options all together keep moving between 1% and 1.5% gains. WEN is the buy now signal????
"buying calls at open EVERY DAY is the way to make money everyone else do this with me!" bulls quite subdued today 
GUYS I clicked the link and I need your help now! At first I earned $100 per day, then it was 200, then I started earning $10.000 ON A SINGLE DAY. Days go by and my account keeps going up with no stop in sight. Fast forward to today, I get margin called. Turns out it went up so far it caused a numeric overflow.
Here’s another cool quote from him! “HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.”
japan cant just launch stimulus and buy their own bonds to stem the bleeding EVERY DAY can they? Thats the only thing holding up this house of cards from collapsing right now
i think its over for the unh bers its GREEN DAY TIME