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Nobody alive to sell or fuck things up, algo AI traders buy. UP DAY
Hormuz open. UP DAY Hormuz closed. UP DAY Ceasefire. UP DAY Blockade. UP DAY War back on . UP DAY US drops nukes on Iran. UP DAY Pakistan drops nukes on Israel. UP DAY I imagine if radiation kills everyone and there is no humans left on earth, Bloomberg terminals will still show stocks going up.
WHATS THE BIG STOCK EVERYONE IS ON… I DONT WANNA FIND OUT ABOUT WEBULL AND UNITED HEALTH A DAY LATER …..why am I shouting?!? BECAUSE U SHOUT IN THE BOILER ROOM!
NO MEETING BRIDGE DAY AND POWER PLANT DAY INCOMING https://preview.redd.it/23az13vkllwg1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f05ed3e0d6476e8ed305150336dbeb0450981df
BECAUSE YOUR 🌈 MODS BAN MORE PEOPLE A DAY THAN PEOPLE THAT JOIN THE PLATFORM You fucking redacts
It's $700M PER DAY of market cap he created during his tenure. $110B annual profits. Just wow
TOMORROW IS THE RISE OF A NEW ERA IN FINANCE. THE BER WILL RISE NOT BECAUSE HE CHOSE TO BUT BECAUSE IT WAS INEVITABLE. NO LONGER WILL WE EAT RAMEN EVERYDAY. NO LONGER WILL OVERDRAFTS RULE OUR DECISIONS. THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS BEGUN. BOOL. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL CRASHES THIS WEEK. -gey fuk fat smelly ber in his parents basement gambling $25 on robinhood
You are all a bunch of british cigarettes. GOOD DAY. I SAID GOOD DAY.
There is NO news that would ever justify this price Im afraid. Thats the reason we were crashing so hard to begin with, the only reason we are here is insane leverage and options manipulation. I DONT CARE WHAT FOMO STORY THEY PUT OUT, PUTS ALL DAY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
THEY THOT SURELY NOT 14th GREEN DAY!
It’s 2026 man. You think we’re interested in 4-6%? There are full blown tards making 400% on $BIRD in a DAY and you’re talking about bonds? Lol
I used to be a ber and I capitulated. NOW I BUY SPY CALLS EVERY DAY NOW
I used to be a ber and I capitualted. CALLS EVERY DAY NOW
Can't wait for the "Turned 70k into 7 dollars in ONE DAY" post sometime next week.
NO MORE $25k DAY TRADE REQUIREMENT
IVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT ALL DAY and I got fucked. TIME TO LONG
Guys, I think I'm addicted to sleeping. I sleep for 6 hours, almost EVERY DAY! I even have withdrawals when I don't sleep for a day! Truth be told, I have been struggling with this, for my whole life.
Yes, it will rise and then get sold off at 10am and plummet. LIKE IT DOES EVERY FUCKING DAY.
All it takes is one tweet for oil to drop $10 / barrel. When they strike a deal, it’ll drop $30. And why should we not buy SNDK and make 7% per DAY, just because some Strait no one ever heard of is temporarily closed?
There should be some gif of plummeting stock prices that zooms in and zooms in and there's this little spike and WSB is going "OMFG HAHAHA WE TOLD YOU, BEARS ARE DEAD, ALL IN, CALLS ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT ONG!!"
wait til trump announces he's removing the blockade!! \+5% DAY
there are "not green" things on BLOCKADE DAY?!? WFT
Market needs to pump so retail can FOMO their last check. MAY DAY = BLOOD BATH
On Friday's thread I wrote >BULLS. YOU'VE BEEN SO FKN INSUFFERABLE PAST 48 HOURS. NEXT RED DAY I'M GONNA BE HERE ALL DAY TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU ALL. JUST WAIT and I intend to follow through on my threat
Why are you bols obsessed with who's fucked? Buy your calls ALL DAY TOMORROW bers DO NOT CARE lmao.
I sold in Thursday I NEED MEGA RED DAY
Why hold cash that loses 2-3% value each year or buy treasuries that pays 4.25% per YEAR, when you can buy SNDK and earn 9% per DAY? All this money that’s been printed has to go somewhere
Will you guarantee the 7% per DAY IN in NBIS?
Can’t make money sitting on cash. Why settle for 4.25% in bonds when you can get 7% per DAY IN in NBIs
SMH has 378 on the FIVE DAY lmao
DAY 190 of Wolverine looking at a picture of SPY 680 in October Maybe I can finally be done with this meme soon
It is hard for me to imagine how this company warrants the religious fervor that a handful of you show. The company is good. But is it several posts a week filled with endless hopium- good? They have a service with cnside that will be profitable ONE DAY and they have a clinical trial product that will HOPEFULLY be profitable ONE DAY. This company is a lottery ticket right now. Dont get me wrong, i own some and may look into getting some more. But these endless optimism posts just scream out to me that there are a bunch of you so far under water that your lungs have collapsed and thats about it.
bought that ARAI dip at 1 and sold at 1.05 for double my daily goal. GREAT DAY TODAY!
don't worry, *ONE DAY* the store shelves will be empty.
Yes!! OTM strikes, so the contracts on both sides can expire worthless when the market goes sideways. This is the strategy I need… to relieve me of these burdensome Benjamins and hasten my journey to the local Wendy’s establishment. Good day, SIR. I SAID GOOD DAY.
https://preview.redd.it/jyy0wzv812ug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=467eb2e048a76758d555b78c337abaf38fd8ca53 IMAGINE MISSING THE GREENEST DAY OF THE YEAR ?????
I WAS SAYING THIS ALL DAY! For now on, whichever way the candle moves at 9:30 am on the dot, I’m buying positions in that direction for the rest of the day
\> i am betting on a GREEN DAY tomorrow Don't wanna be an American Idiot
I am not selling any 4/10 calls. i am betting on a GREEN DAY tomorrow. IT"S THAT SIMPLE!
don't touch ORCL , MSFT. THEY JUST CAN"T HAVE ONE FUKING GREEN DAY
PLTR puts at open was THE PLAY OF THE DAY!
Haha. Here we go. Gotta be in the spotlight EVERY DAY!
I COMPLIMENTED u/BEARHUNTER429 AND OFFERED NY FRIENDSHIP AND HER DIDNT EVEN REPLY SO KET IT BE KNOWN FROM THIS DAY FOWARD THAT HE IS NOT MY FRIEND AND 💩💩💩
Ive seen numbers that says 12.7 billion A DAY.
there are people in this world that legit make 10 or 20k PER DAY & not from wsb's (wealth gap)
SOLD ALL MY 0DTE puts.. taken HUGE LOSS, IN A DAY LIKE TODYA ?! FUK MY LIFE
no one remembers that Elon Musk and his merry band of hackers were given cush made up just for them Doge jobs DAY ONE of trumps second term. WHY? Because they hacked the election for him, barely winning. That is why Trump is so hell bent on keeping people from voting by mail, by marriage, by birthright etc... they know they have to get more leverage than sereptitiously hacking a few voting regions
yeah you guys are supposed to go out EVERY DAY to actually put pressure on corpos/government to actually do something. When you go to a single protest on a Saturday afternoon, you're obviously not going to achieve much.
14 hours until BRIDGE DAY! INSHALLA! -DJT ... Truth Social 04:7:26 06:17
INFRASTRUCTURE DAY IS COMING Iran edition
>Murdered over 100 school girls immediately on DAY 1, how much worse can it be? Sex crime, financial crime, war crime. Cannibalism and ritual sacrifice? Both probably happened on that Epstein island... You know, all that talk about testy "jerky"... Regarding Iran, I can imagine Trump using tactical nukes and bombing power plants to starve Iranians.
Murdered over 100 school girls immediately on DAY 1, how much worse can it be? Sex crime, financial crime, war crime.
It's official, this premarket "talks going well" pump is a trap. Bloomberg 8:47am U.S. OFFICIAL: 45‑DAY IRAN CEASEFIRE PLAN STILL JUST AN IDEA - A White House official told an Axios reporter that the proposed 45‑day ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran is “one of many ideas” being discussed and that the president has not signed off on it." Unless you started trading last week, you should know better by now.
U.S. OFFICIAL: 45‑DAY IRAN CEASEFIRE PLAN STILL JUST AN IDEA A White House official told an Axios reporter that the proposed 45‑day ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran is “one of many ideas” being discussed and that the president has not signed off on it.” lmfaooooooooo
🚨 U.S. OFFICIAL: 45‑DAY IRAN CEASEFIRE PLAN STILL JUST AN IDEA A White House official told an Axios reporter that the proposed 45‑day ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran is “one of many ideas” being discussed and that the president has not signed off on it.” nice concept of an idea
U.S. OFFICIAL: 45-DAY IRAN CEASEFIRE PLAN STILL JUST AN IDEA A White House official told an Axios reporter that the proposed 45-day ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran is "one of many ideas" being discussed and that the president has not signed off on it." Concepts of an idea of a plan for a ceasefire
he turned Easter into MAGA CELEBRATION DAY All the MAGA threads LOVE THIS it shows strength it shows leadership it shows balls it shows where america needs to be (ruling the world) it makes the left cry it makes the world tremble This is what MAGA is about it never was AMERICA first , it was please make us feel superior again.
> *TRUMP: TUESDAY TO BE POWER PLANT DAY, BRIDGE DAY IN IRAN Taco Tuesday
C'mon.... Say it ... LIBERATION DAY! 🤪
I got another bag of banana chips THEY WERE BOGO ITS A GREAT DAY
Can we stop with the lying bullshit? You did not read 98 10-K's. PGR's 10-K, alone, is 185 pages long. You did that 98x in ONE DAY? Fuck off.
If orange bastard tacoes this time and then starts new "10 DAY ULTIMATUM" Iran will not even care about his words anymore, such a pathetic "leader"
DAY 2 of the Missing American Pilot Crisis
# FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP BELIEVING THESE WEAK ASS HEADLINES DAY AFTER DAY, U RETARDS. # OIL IS +9%, POST THE DAMN HOTLINE FOR BOLS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD https://preview.redd.it/233hlknxrssg1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f149a449d8637cdc71e3db40f2c6c0cc044d12
Cue the Bangles song guys : " Just another Red Day Thursday, ouhhh, ahhh... wish it were Sunday... ohhh, ouahh.... Just ANOTHER RED DAY THURSDAY"
The problem is he was not alone. Monday, huge gap up like it was actually happening something bullish while in reality nothing has changed. People (or algos?) "think" potus is playing some sort of 4D chess while the reality is that he's stuck. A brief analysis of his statements reflects the fact that he has no fucking idea of what is happening but for sure he and his family are gaming the market like it's a weekend at an entertainment park. Tuesday he mumbled some sort of an idea of a plan, a plan of planning a plan, and markets had a relief rally like Iran's supreme leader sucked him off in the white house in front of cameras and granted him full cooperation towards whatever he wanted. NQ had a 3.3% leg up like everything was fine with a price action I've not seen since last spring. Recession risk went from 40% to 26% in ONE DAY... US is permanently screwed. Allies won't take part in this shit show. Iran wants yuan to grant safe passage. US isn't controlling anything, no one will "take" the strait of Hormuz from Iran because anyone crazy enough to fathom such an idea has advisers, competent advisers that would talk them out of it. Potus is surrounded by regards, and he's clearly ok with that. Morphologically is the toughest warfare scenario since Vietnam, boots on the ground? slaughtered. Support from other nation? Who? He pissed off the entire world (maybe Putin could help). But what is really mind boggling is that there is a law written in the markets since their very inception: when markets fall they fall harder than they ever went up. 400+ days of gain wiped out and there are still people thinking "last time it worked out, it must work out this time too". Even if Trump decides to say "well, I was just kidding. Back to square one". Do you think this situation hasn't made any damage? Do you think the economy was that resilient to allow any more disruptions? 150 vessels travelled through that strait every day, has been more than a month since disruption and even if it will last another 2-4 weeks the damage is already done. Looks like people forgot how red markets can be and for how long. Keep buying dips until you can't buy no more. Smart money rotate out of risk while you stand dick in hand as their exit liquidity. But don't worry: potus has your back, in the sense that he would gladly shove your buttholes with whatever he feels like can be the most beneficial move for him and no one at this point can stop him.
Yesterday was my equity grant day and it’s insane that 🥭 caused me to lose thousands of dollars by pumping the market ON THAT ONE DAY IN PARTICULAR.
HEY HAPPY CAKE DAY, Red
# [THEY BOUGHT CALLS ON APRIL FOOLS DAY LMAO](https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUydjJuMmxxdWhwaXJrY2ZldjFrMzkxbGluZmZidzd0cWswb3AxZ2c5ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Yb0sZcOCQdG36/giphy.gif)
please scream DAAAAYYYOOO DAY AY AY OH... regard come and me wan go home
The President is currently hitting that he has no intention of reopening the Straight of Hormuz. If he doesn’t make an attempt and leaves the straight in the hands of the IRGC then we might as well just leave the nuclear material there because obtaining it will be a hollow victory. As I said before, my worry is that the US (and the world for that matter) will end up in a worse position regardless if we “win” or “lose”. Under normal circumstances the over one hundred ships pass through the straight VERY DAY. Some ships have gotten through over the past 31 days by paying a toll to the Iranian government, reported to be $2,000,000.00. Let’s do some maths: $2,000,000.00 x 120 =$240,000,000.00 x 365 =$8.76×10¹⁰. That’s: 87.6 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR. They rebuild and buy new weapons systems to replace what they’ve lost in a few years with that kind of money. Furthermore, it will give them unparalleled leverage on dozens of major countries around the world. The Japanese, South Koreans, Taiwanese Philippines, Vietnamese and others are absolutely dependent on energy from the Straight. They will have no choice but to cut deals with a “terrorist regime” (and that moniker is more accurate now than it has ever been thanks to Trump and Netanyahu) that is backed/ controlled by their principal regional threat - CHINA! The Gulf states who rely on the Straight for their economic viability will be at Irans mercy. They may have to expel US troops from our bases in their countries in order to get their product out! You’re so worried about little things that you’re missing the bigger picture. This could be a massive geopolitical disaster for the US, our allies around the world (what’s left of them) and everyone else. Trump, if he leaves without reopening the Straight, will make Iran a global power and the regional oil hegemony. The consequences of this “little excursion” may cripple American global power and influence for generations, maybe permanently. So in conclusion, your narrow minded assessment based on tactical objectives completely missing the large geopolitical implications. You’re willing to sacrifice strategic goals for tactical successes. Do you work in the White House? That would certainly make sense. I just think you’re coping with the fact that this was a half-cocked, poorly planned operation that will likely cost the US FAR MORE THAN ITS WORTH. You don’t know what you’re talking about and you’re coping with the fact that your Dear Orange Leader may end up fucking ALL OF US! He’s an incompetent idiot, when the fuck will you shills finally figure that out. Hopefully he doesn’t do this… Hopefully we do all that is necessary - many weeks to months of ground combat, thousands of American lives and hundreds of billions of dollars - to achieve a true victory. Aka: Reopening and securing the Straight and actually changing the regime. If the US fails to do this it will be the greatest geopolitical disaster since… Shit, I don’t even know. Whatever, we’ll see what happens but but based on what I’ve seen it looks like Trump is about to chicken out and the entire world will have to deal with the consequences - INCLUDING YOU (assuming you’re not a bot lol).
the signaled ALL DAY they have no fucking idea what they are doing if we "end the war" and make the straight "everyone else's problem" that doesn't really do shit for the price of oil. That's the biggest signal i've seen from them, apart from signaling we will blow up more civilian infrastructure this isn't gonna be like Shrek Wednesday after Liberation Day, because there are simply too many players in this game with their own agendas and none of those agendas will make oil any cheaper
# QUOTE OF THE DAY # AS CONFIDENCE FALLS, THOSE MOMENTS OF FOR NOW - TURN INTO MOMENTS FOR ACTION # - PETER ATWATER # this is your biggest volatility signal you can track
‘APRIL FOOLS, IT WAS A BULL TRAP THE WHOLE TIME. NOW TOMORROW WILL BE A -5% DAY LOL’ MMs at closing because they’re the biggest fucking clowns around
Gey bers gonna be sad when this thing doesn't stop till SPY700. War is over, stop trying to sound smart. Its over, mango bored. Just ride high with the bulls from now on. CALLS ALL DAY. EVERY DIP BEING BOUGHT LOL
I'm sorry, but where have you been for the last few weeks? We have legitimately done nothing but drill EVERY SINGLE DAY. Like, every day. Do you think that is just going to happen till we hit zero? Some stocks are down 30 + percent from their highs...
ALRIGHT IM OUT FOR THE DAY WITH $500 
Don’t forget to bully a game store investor tomorrow for APE R FOOLS DAY
Bears have gotten non stop drilling EVERY SINGLE DAY for weeks now and are losing their minds that it might be over
Same shit. SAME SHIT EVERY FUCKIN DAY
THE JOY OF A NEW DAY AFTER SOME GREAT SLEEP. I set btc66500 as my alarm clock. I was expecting to sleep in.
**Sat, Mar 21** *(Markets closed - Saturday. Biggest threats saved for weekends.)* Truth Social: "winding down" military efforts. Claims US is *"weeks ahead of schedule,"* Iran's *"leadership is gone, their navy and air force are dead, they have absolutely no defense, and they want to make a deal."* ***HOURS LATER, SAME DAY:*** 48-hour ultimatum - ***"If Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST!"*** MEANWHILE: 2,500 additional Marines and sailors are being deployed to the region. To reporters: *"Why would we be there for them if they're not there for us?"* *"I guess we don't have to be."* *"I've always said NATO's a paper tiger. And I've always said we help NATO, but they'll never help us."* Also reposts a British SNL skit mocking PM Starmer as terrified of Trump: *"Golly, what if Donald shouts at me?"* **Mon, Mar 23 ~7:05 AM** ***Market opens 9:30 AM. Post timed ~2.5 hours before open.*** Truth Social (ALL CAPS): ***"I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST."*** **S&P 500 surges. Dow jumps 1,000+ points. Oil plunges 10%+.** ***27 MINUTES LATER:*** Iran's Foreign Ministry denies any talks are taking place. **THE TRADING:** At 6:49-6:50 AM - ***15 minutes BEFORE Trump's post*** - roughly 6,200 oil futures contracts changed hands (notional value: $580 million). This was ~10x the average volume for that time of day. S&P 500 e-Mini futures saw a similar spike. The Financial Times, Bloomberg, CNBC, and CBS all report suspicious pre-announcement trading. Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf accuses Trump of posting *"fake news"* to *"manipulate the financial and oil markets."* Also announces 5-day pause on power plant strikes due to "productive talks." Steve Bannon says *"clearly there's somebody that had some information."* Tim Pool: *"This was preplanned messaging for Monday morning, probably over the weekend, and insiders knew."* Nick Fuentes calls it *"some kind of financial manipulation."* **Mar 24 (Tue)** *"We've won this war. This war has been won."* Iran *"gave us a present... a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money."* (Appears to reference 10 oil tankers allowed through the Strait.) Also: Iran is *"gonna make a deal."* *(Reminder: On Mar 6, the only acceptable deal was "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!")* **Mar 25 (Wed)** *"They want very much to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal too. We're doing a five-day period."* ***"Otherwise, we'll just keep bombing our little hearts out."*** SAME WEEK to Congress: *"They want to make a deal so badly, but they're afraid to say it because they figure they'll be killed by their own people."* Then: *"They're also afraid they'll be killed by us."* **Mar 25** ***"I won't use the word war, because they say if you use the word war, that's maybe not a good thing to do. They don't like the word war, because you're supposed to get approval. So I use the word military operation."*** SAME SPEECH: ***"The war essentially ended a few days after we went in."*** *(He said "war." In a speech explaining why he doesn't say "war.")* **Mar 26 (Thu)** Extends power plant strike pause to April 6: *"As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time."* *"Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well."* Fox News: Asked why 10 days instead of the 7 Iran requested: *"Because they gave me ships."* (The 10 tankers.) Iran denies any negotiations, calls the 15-point US peace plan *"excessive, unrealistic, and unreasonable,"* and counters with 5 conditions including war reparations and sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. **Mar 26** - Also says Iranians are ***"begging"*** for a deal. **Mar 27** - To reporters: *"We negotiate with them and then we always have to blow them up."* Also: Trump-Modi phone call about the Strait of Hormuz. For no apparent reason, Elon Musk - a private citizen with no government role - sits in on the call between the two heads of state. --- **Mar 28-29** Truth Social: ***"NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT 'NEVER FORGET' THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME!"*** **Mar 29 (Sun)** ***Iran's parliamentary speaker Ghalibaf trolls Trump directly on X:*** *"Heads-up: Pre-market so-called 'news' or 'Truth' is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it's a reverse indicator. Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long. See something tomorrow? You know the drill."* That night: Trump says Iran is ***"not going to have a country"*** unless they submit to US demands. **Mon, Mar 30 ~7:30 AM** Truth Social: *"The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran."* *"Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately 'Open for Business,' we will conclude our lovely 'stay' in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island* ***(and possibly all desalinization plants!),*** *which we have purposefully not yet 'touched.'"* *"This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime's 47 year 'Reign of Terror.' Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP."* **Market result:** Dow futures +357 pts pre-market on "deal" hopes. Oil jumps to $115/barrel on destruction threats. Brent at $108. S&P adds ~$900 billion in market cap above overnight lows. **Iran's Ghalibaf's trading advice from the night before literally works.** The Kobeissi Letter: *"You can't make this up: Iran's trading advice to US investors actually worked."* Iran again denies negotiations. Foreign Ministry says there have been *"no direct negotiations with the U.S."* **Mar 30** - Air Force One: *"We've had regime change, if you look already, because the one regime was decimated, destroyed, they're all dead. The next regime is mostly dead, and the third regime, we're dealing with different people than anybody's dealt with before."* White House: Karoline Leavitt says Trump has made clear the US has *"capabilities beyond their wildest imagination."* Asked about the illegality of targeting civilian water infrastructure: *"This administration and the United States Armed Forces will always act within the confines of the law."* Legal experts: Threatening to destroy power plants and water desalination facilities that serve 90 million people constitutes *"textbook collective punishment and a war crime."* **Mar 30** - White House press briefing: Leavitt on previous Iranian leaders: They are *"no longer on planet Earth."* On timeline: *"We're on Day 30 today. So, you do the math on how much longer the Pentagon needs to fully achieve the objectives."*
**Jan 2** Warns Iran not to kill protesters. *"The United States of America will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go."* **January 13** Tells Iranian people *"TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS"* - *"HELP IS ON ITS WAY."* **Late January** Comments on NATO: *"We've never needed them. We have never really asked anything of them."* Also says NATO allies *"stayed a little back, a little off the front lines"* in Afghanistan. (More than 1,000 coalition soldiers died in Afghanistan.) **Feb 25** - State of the Union address claims Iran is *"working to build missiles that will soon reach the United States of America."* (US intelligence says this is not expected until 2035 at the earliest.) --- ## WAR BEGINS **Sat, Feb 28 ~2:30 AM** *(Markets closed - Saturday)* War announced via 8-minute Truth Social video from Mar-a-Lago. Not an Oval Office address - a social media post. Calls for regime change. Says Iran's *"menacing activities"* endanger the US. **Feb 28** *"Khamenei, one of the most evil people in History, is dead."* **Mar 2 (Mon)** Medal of Honor ceremony: *"We will easily prevail... Whatever it takes."* Also: *"Nobody else could have done this but me, and you know that."* Also: Claims projected timeline was *"four to five weeks, but we have capability to go far longer."* Also: Complains Democrats are only mad *"BECAUSE I DID IT."* Also: *"We have a virtually unlimited supply of these weapons."* **Mar 3 (Tue)** *"Their air defense, Air Force, Navy, and Leadership is gone."* Also tells reporters he attacked Iran because he *"had a feeling"* Iran would strike first. (Secretary of State Rubio had given a completely different explanation the day before.) **Mar 6 (Thu)** ***"There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!"*** **Mar 7 (Fri)** *"Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore."* SAME DAY: *"Today Iran will be hit very hard!"* SAME DAY - on an apology from Iran's president to neighboring countries: *"That's a surrender right there. I called it a surrender tonight."* **Mar 7** UK considers sending aircraft carriers. Trump: *"That's OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don't need them any longer - But we will remember. We don't need people that join Wars after we've already won!"* Also: *"This is not Winston Churchill that we're dealing with."* --- **Mar 8 (Sat)** *(Markets closed - Saturday)* Oil prices surging. Trump says they will *"drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over."* ***"ONLY FOOLS"*** would think otherwise. SAME DAY: Hegseth on 60 Minutes: *"This is only just the beginning."* **Mar 9 (Sun)** Press conference at Trump National Doral Miami: *"All gone. We could call it a tremendous success right now."* SAME EVENT: *"We could call it a tremendous success right now, as we leave here, I could call it, or we could go further, and we're going to go further."* CBS News phone call: *"I think the war is very complete, pretty much."* Republican Issues Conference speech - on sinking Iranian ships: *"I said, 'Why don't we just capture the ship? We could have used it. Why did we sink them?' They said, 'It's more fun to sink them.'"* SAME DAY: Also says the war is ***"both complete and just beginning."*** SAME DAY: *"We've already won in many ways, but we haven't won enough."* SAME DAY: Threatens Iran will be hit ***"TWENTY TIMES HARDER"*** if they disrupt oil flow. Also says it is *"my honor to"* work to secure the Strait of Hormuz, insisting the oil supply mostly benefits other countries. **Mar 10 (Mon)** Demands Iran immediately remove naval mines. *"If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before."* Hegseth: *"Our will is endless."* Also Hegseth: *"I want the American people to understand this is not endless."* **Mar 11 (Tue)** Kentucky rally ***"And we've won. Let me tell you, we've won. You know, you never like to say too early you won. We won. We won the - in the first hour, it was over. We won."*** SAME DAY to Axios: War will end *"soon"* because there's *"practically nothing left to target."* Also: *"It ends any time I want it to end."* **Mar 12 (Wed)** *"They are pretty much at the end of the line. It doesn't mean we are going to end it immediately - it is only a question of when."* **Mar 13 (Thu)** Fox News interview - on when the war will end: ***"When I feel it in my bones."*** But also: *"I don't think it's going to be long when it's over."* **Mar 14 (Sat)** *(Markets closed - Saturday)* Truth Social: ***"We have already destroyed 100% of Iran's Military capability"*** SAME POST: *"...but it's easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are."* Calls on China, France, Japan, South Korea, UK to send warships: *"Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help - A LOT!"* Also dismisses reports US planes were destroyed in a Saudi base strike: *"Four of the five had virtually no damage, and are already back in service."* --- **Mar 15 (Sat)** *(Markets closed - Saturday)* Truth Social: *"Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran's attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships"* - names China, France, Japan, South Korea, UK. NBC interview: *"They've not only committed, but they think it's a great idea."* **Mar 16 (Mon)** ***Market open: S&P up 1%, Dow +325 pts on hope of coalition*** White House event: *"Numerous countries have told me they're on their way."* Asked which countries: ***"I'd rather not say yet."*** Says Rubio will announce. (No announcement ever comes.) Also: *"Some have to travel an ocean."* Also: *"I know that we'll protect them and if ever needed, if we ever needed help, they won't be there for us."* SAME DAY: Germany: *"This is not our war; we have not started it."* Spain, Italy, Australia, Japan, South Korea all decline. Trump declines to give a timeline: *"I don't want to say... if I'm two days late, you'll criticize me."* **Mar 17 (Tue)** Truth Social (morning): NATO allies *"don't want to get involved"* - calls it a *"one way street."* THEN: ***"Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer 'need,' or desire, the NATO Countries' assistance - WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea. In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!"*** Oval Office with Ireland's PM: *"We don't need any help, actually."* *(This is ONE DAY after "numerous countries told me they're on the way.")* Also: The war *"has been long prosecuted as far as I'm concerned, almost from day one."* **Mar 19** publicly threatened to “massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field” if Iran attacked Qatar again. (Would be an economic and environmental disaster) Japanese reporter asked why allies weren’t informed before the Feb 28 strikes. Trump replies with “...Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?” Truth Social: The Strait *"will have to be guarded and policed by other Nations who use it - The United States does not!"* ALSO: *"If asked, we will help these Countries in their Hormuz efforts, but it shouldn't be necessary once Iran's threat is eradicated."* **Mar 20 (Thu)** Reporter asks what he means by saying the war was won: *"Oh, I think we won. We've knocked out their Navy, their Air Force. We've knocked out their anti-aircraft. We've knocked out everything. We're roaming free."* Rejects Pope Leo XIV's call for a ceasefire: ***"You don't do a ceasefire when you're literally obliterating the other side."*** **Mar 20 (Fri)** ***"Without the U.S.A., NATO IS A PAPER TIGER! They didn't want to join the fight to stop a Nuclear Powered Iran. Now that fight is Militarily WON, with very little danger for them, they complain about the high oil prices they are forced to pay, but don't want to help open the Strait of Hormuz, a simple military maneuver that is the single reason for the high oil prices. So easy for them to do, with so little risk. COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER!"*** Help is on the way -> Numerous countries coming (won't say who) -> Everyone says no -> WE NEVER NEEDED HELP -> Why won't anyone help -> COWARDS -> We will REMEMBER -> We NEED NOTHING -> Why would we be there for them
Stacking $IBG, HUGE MERGER NEWS ANY DAY
So again I ask you, “WHAT IS THE 0DTE OF THE DAY???”
Solid earnings! do ya ever like to do the math "if my port was $xxx,xxx....." I loved doing that on wins. imagine a $1,200 DAY!! wowzers. hoping the $120 is tax free for ya.
MU dropped like $45 IN ONE DAY...it's insane.
Protip: $APLD is oversold today. MAG7 money goes to > NEBIUS + COREWEAVE > Goes to APLD/FERMI .. ONE DAY/(BITFARMS SOON?) Just loaded some more shares, targeting $60.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM PEOPLE?? The guy promised to drop prices ON DAY 1. Ok it took a little longer but you have to admit the prices of stocks are way down. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
> EVERY GODDAMN DAY THE STOCK MARKET IS RED, bro
I.......I'm just waiting for one of the OMG IT'S GONNA CRASH ANY DAY NOW!!!! theories to actually happen.
Well! This is it kid. That 7k was the last money you were ever gonna earn in this LIFE. Better throw in the towel and just roll over. Not like you expected to have MILLIONS of $$$ 30 years from now. Nope! Rice and beans from here on out peasant..... Young one... my portfolio swings $15-20k PER DAY. You toughen up. Ignore what you already put it. That's DONE. Be a winner TODAY, level up your mentality, and figure out how to increase your skills to make more $$$ tomorrow, and keep buying shares.
SERIOUS QUESTION. FOR ONE DAY ONLY, your mom's mind enters your gf's body and your gf's mind enters your mom's body. you must smash one. which one are you smashing?
A standard correction? Nothing to see here, just a run of the mill correction? Well gee, if that's the case then we should be saying that the S&P500 is a highly volatile asset. Sarcasm aside I'm not really sure on what basis you're making the assumption that it's now well priced? P/E ratio of 25 means fuck all on it's own unless you assess the risk of those earnings rising 25x in the near future. Microsoft has been trending downhill for a while now, with not a lot to instill hope given their cash burning appears to be a hail mary to stay relevant in the AI game. Open AI just shutdown SORA after just over ONE YEAR despite putting $15 MILLION PER DAY into it, a clear indicating that it is riding on a knife's edge. It's not that the MAG7 doesn't have potential, it's that it's potential is arguably outweighed by large amounts of downside risk.
You mean like the lemming that started this thread ? Or the lemmings that evidentally dont have a job and have time to talk politics ALL DAY /EVERY DAY on reddit? If thats the case , I concur 🤣
I've actually been buying this entire month and just getting constantly wiped out by these 10-11% losses in a DAY on growth stocks
Hey, if those aliens ever come down and give me Darth Vader powers for just ONE DAY...