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Number of Disabled Americans Reach All Time Highs While Stars Continue To Collapse
Best penny stocks to buy under $1? 4 to watch now.
Is Sonoco Products Company (NYSE:SON) Trading At A 36% Discount?
update: trying to get my parents money for investment purposes
TMZ Exclusive - QE is Back - Yellen is in - JPOW BACK ON THE INK SON
Please tell me why $APRN is down 40% this week!!!
PEP TALK for Fellow BBBY Apes
$SONN TO THE MOON DAY START!!! BTIG started a buy rating with a target of $5 on September 15, and recently announced completion of the discovery phase for its next preclinical pipeline candidate, SON-1410, with the next phase expected in Q4 and IND--SHOT BOOM--
wallstreetbets, YOU ARE A REVEREND SON OF RE MIL PUTA. . THE RECONCHA OF YOUR MOTHER. . SUCK A GOOD COCK. .
wallstreetbets, YOU ARE A REVEREND SON OF RE MIL PUTA. . THE RECONCHA OF YOUR MOTHER. . SUCK A GOOD COCK. .
wallstreetbets, YOU ARE A REVEREND SON OF RE MIL PUTA. . THE RECONCHA OF YOUR MOTHER. . SUCK A GOOD COCK. .
wallstreetbets, YOU ARE A REVEREND SON OF RE MIL PUTA. . THE RECONCHA OF YOUR MOTHER. . SUCK A GOOD COCK. .
My Karma sucks so Imma leave dis here.
Honest Opinion: IZEA ‘THE LOBSTER ROCKET’
First time trading options. LAMBO LIFE HERE I COME
FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT LAST WEEK AND YOLO’D OVER 30k INTO CLOV- OUR ENTIRE SAVINGS. LET’S GOOOOO! HOLD THE LINE FOR MY FUTURE RETARDED SON... or daughter
Exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red.I could excorsize you this could be you phys-ed cheat on your man homie AAAAAHH tried to sneak through the door man, cant make it. Cant make it the shits stuck. OUTA MY WAY SON! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
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SON, how you gonna trust some random ahh dude on instagram
>central banks buying gold at a pace not seen since 2022-24... we all know what happened in '25... SON! Central banks know better than anyone that Warsh can't reform the Fed even if he wanted to. US is broke, can't win wars anymore, has become politically unstable and printing money desperately to cover it all up. This is just CBs exhibiting CYA behavior to hedge against the obvious inevitable death of USD. u/fooish_moral
central banks buying gold at a pace not seen since 2022-24... we all know what happened in '25... SON!
#MU NEXT STOP 4 TRILLY. soon even ur fuekn cereal box is gonna need MEMORY MODULES made by MU. BOOK IT SON.
"Mom, dad... I bought puts" Mom: \*Cries\* Dad: "NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE A BEAR!"
current value 227K ARE YA WINNIN SON
Yep, just checked, in today’s money the reparations Germany had to pay would be like 35 billion dollars. I mean they lost a third of their territory and the Rhineland with all the coal and shit, but GOD DAMN SON
https://preview.redd.it/g1yl8d8zno7h1.png?width=808&format=png&auto=webp&s=013f95606661366e9f3731db6e74de432f39ac51 SON OF A BITCH!!! CATCHING? NOT PITCHING???
That’s somewhat of a recent phenomenon. Big names have always dominated, but they did so without sucking significant capital out of other sectors, for the most part. Now, a ton of very healthy companies are trading well below FMV. Examples: BMY EOG GD AVY SON They aren’t sexy names, but they have low debt, large moats, large recurring revenue streams, have meet or best earnings consistently, and are all trading under 18 p/e. BMY is trading at 7 p/e! Then we have names like Avnet and Citigroup trading below their book value, which is bananas.
"How dare you call me out for saying bullshit to manipulate the market?" SON. 😭
When is the meeting with the AI companies for potential US stakes? Also today is the due date of US-Iran deal that would happen till Wendesday. POTUS DON'T FAIL THE BULLS YOU SON OF A HOE
Did ya BUY THE DIP, SON?!
slapping my fat belly and farting in front of my poor son who bought his first call EVER and laughing at him in my dirty stained wife beater, THATS LIFE SON HAHAHA PAPA BEAR WON
those premiums are getting completely out of hand, I am totally FOMOing, I saw them at 0,88 yesterday and didn't buy DAM SON but I want to be strong and get in on monday - still a good idea?
>TRUMP: MIGHT ATTEND SON'S WEDDING, BUT HAVE TO DEAL WITH IRAN >TRUMP: NOT GOING TO SON'S WEDDING, STAYING IN DC: TRUTH POST Its time.
The greatness and nobility: \- NVIDIA is the KING \- AMD is the QUEEN \- INTEL is the SON \- MU is the DAUGHTER \- SAMSUNG is the COUSIN MSFT, GOOGLE, AMAZON is younger BROTHERS ANTHROPIC, OPENAI is the SONS of younger BROTHERS
THANK GOD HIS SON ISNT SELLING PAINTINGS! That on the other hand could be a conflict of interest
“Dad why didn’t you sell your 737 calls when they were in the money on may 19th?” Go to your FUCKING ROOM SON
To the person who sold those rackspace tech 5c calls 5/22 to me today: GOOD LUCK SON! YOU WILL NEED IT
MY SON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LMAO 🤌 what color lambo u want boy?
Advanced Money D...AMN SON LOOK AT AMD GO
"Intel Stock continues to rise. I’m very proud of that Company in that I am responsible for making the United States of America over 30 Billion Dollars in the last 90 days on that stock alone. There are others that, likewise, I have been very successful with by taking pieces of the Equity for support. Congratulations to Intel on doing such a great job and, more importantly, congratulations to the People of the United States for making such a good investment! President DONALD J. TRUMP" SON
SON? I am a spirited and busty woman!
Dude. FR? I sold my calls yesterday for a small loss when the floor fall out around 1pm. SON OF A BITCH 🤬🤬🤬
Dude. FR? I sold my calls yesterday for a small loss when the floor fall out around 1pm. SON OF A BITCH 🤬🤬🤬
Dear SPY, GET UP YOU SON OF BITCH ….i know you have no reason to , BUT DAMN IT NEITHER DID I THIS MORNING SO GET THE FUCK UP!!😭
Bill Bradsky was a SON OF A BITCH!
I was up $3k on Bird. Now I’m down $10k GOOD JOB SON. ARE YOU WINNING
my lotto calls PRANTIN SON
#ARE YOU WINNING SON? Of course you are habibi. Mind the gap in the morning. Remember to drink your milk so you can grow up to be a strong ~~mod~~ model citizen some gay.
Yessir, YESSIR!!! Thats what im talking about. THATS WTF IM TALKING ABOUT!! THATS MY SON!!
*Recession Indicator* Your boomer dad leans in real close and goes - SON - the trick about the stock market is - it’s not about timing the market but time IN the market. He bought his house with Jolly Ranchers.
Yeah trumps only options at this point are to either end this on his own and find a way to spin defeat to his base, which is something he could definitely do. Or full on ground invasion. Iran is calling him over and over again. He has the same strategy; Move troops into position while “negotiating” as a scare tactic, when you don’t do what he wants you to do he either builds those troops or sends them in. Doing this over and over again gives Iran time to build their defenses and just drag the negotiations out. You don’t position ground troops while actively negotiating because it gives the other country time to build defenses and prepare a plan. I hate to say it because Russia, but you kind of do what Russia did and place your troops and then just fucking do it. The fact the trump admin is doing shit as they go tells me they have no real plan. If I know that then I’d assume the Iranians know too. What did trump tell Zelenskyy? “You don’t have the cards!”. Yeah, trump doesn’t have the cards here. Iran will not open up that strait and it’s already causing global ramifications that won’t just go away if we leave. France just declared an energy crisis and they’re saying that 30% - 40% of Gulf energy infrastructure has been destroyed or damaged. Pair that with the closing of the strait and the global energy supply will be not doing good even if we leave now. This entire “concept of a plan” was fucking stupid. The joint chiefs knew it and the fucking CIA. When the CIA, the kings of overthrowing foreign governments, tells you this is a bad idea, you should really listen to them. All we’ve done is cause a global energy crisis, force our allies to buy more energy from Russia even though Russia is actively invading their neighbor. We’ve separated ourselves further from NATO. We have dead US Service members, hundreds wounded, and the new supreme leader of Iran is the SON of the guy we killed. We just guaranteed Iran will be an enemy for the foreseeable future. Not to mention our allies and countries we’ve been trying to strengthen relations with have zero reason to trust us and may back out of future talks because We The People of the United States are bipolar af. The US voters dug their geopolitical grave and now they’re going to have to lay in it. They wanted a guy who would “dismantle the status quo” and I guess in a way he’s done that, only it’s not exactly panning out the way they thought it would.
You didnt think the recipe to success was to put the most vile, dumb and dangerous individual in the history of mankind in charge of not only the financial institutions,but also pretty much every other aspect of your life aswell? HODL SON
ARE YOU WINNING SON ? https://preview.redd.it/s4awo499ggrg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f940d40aaaf29508f3b9a5ff92533a36101f18
Dad, Mom, WIFE, SON, and DAUGHTER.
Just got off the phone with mango. He said BUY THE DIP WITH MY SON
https://preview.redd.it/tls4k9u1z9lg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac57db0f841515bf8e95e7a50b4a4ab2e05c645 # ARE YA WINNING SON?
DAMN SON! Which Wendy's location do you work?
"If you buy at 0.01, and it goes to 0.02 that's a 100% SON!" - The Devil
DAM SON WE BACK. SPY 800 TONIGHT LFG /s
There's a rocket ship for every bull!!! BECUZZZ WE PRINTING MONEY SON 💰 🤑
I know this sub is filled with regards but DAMN SON
u/CardiologistLarge523 # [ARE YA WINNIN SON?! ... SON?!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qhz9ll/comment/o0pbk24/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Not even joking, I just opened a £3,250 overdraft because I ran out of money today to gamble 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ YOU DONT KNOW ME SON
gad damn SON, id just blow my shi smoooooove off
those 700c aint gonna do SHIT SON
Tell me you held those long term calls! YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A GUN.
#DID YOU WIN THIS YEAR, SON? Of course you did. Happy Christmas ya filthy amanals.
Cause it's cheap. Better load up SON
Why do I care what happens to a stupid cunt bear? Because I came THIS close to selling it all. God damn son of a BITCH. Never listen to a bear. Never ever ever ever. Would’ve cost me everything. GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
under performing SP500 = DEAD MONEY SON
SOFTBANK CEO SON: "I didn’t want to sell a single share of $NVDA, but I needed the money to invest in OpenAI and other opportunities." "When superintelligence comes, at least 10% of global GDP will be replaced by AI and AI robots."
• SOFTBANK CEO SON: I DIDN'T WANT TO SELL A SINGLE SHARE OF NVIDIA BUT I HAD NEED FOR MONEY TO INVEST IN OPENAI AND OUR OPPORTUNITIES • SOFTBANK CEO SON: WHEN SUPERINTELLIGENCE COMES, AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL GDP WILL BE SUBSTITUTED BY AI AND AI ROBOTS Son is a true WSB degen
Jay z wont pay your bill. so i feel bad for you SON. puts paid my bills. i feel bad for YOU
why goodbye?? you still have left over money! keep going, it's only a loss if you quit. i think now you have expernice to make a good comeback!! DON'T LET THEM BULLY YOU SON
Jim Ross: BAH GAWD!! STOP THE MATCH!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! WHY!! *camera pans to me, gushing blood and collapsed through a broken table as the market stares at my lifeless body maniacally and the post show credits role*
Why do bols think this is the whole drop? Lmao IT'S A LONG WAY DOWN SON
Bols this morning "Nothing to worry about" HOW YOU DOING SON? LMAO
THAT SON OF A BITCH WITH 400K OI ON KVUE. I had like 50 but I sold out except for 5
wait i was too busy jerking off to GLD to notice that my boi MU handily beat 200$, 205 and rising SON. 20 years in the making. HBM4 TO THE MU-UN
#MODS PLS FLAIR ME AS u/veryveryuniquename5 SON, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 🤌
That's what I'm fucking talking about NBIS. GO ON MY SON
oh god dammit RH you motherfucker you said that order was cancelled!!! FUCK YOU VLAD YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M COMING WITH GARLIC AND WOODEN STAKES MOTHERFUCKER
My god, my fucking god- I’m finally out of the red on Intel. The Grandson has broken even or is even up now… NANA YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT!
Nooo SPY stay up for the NEXT HOUR YOU SON OF A BITCH
I remember when my SON ordered PLAYBOY PORNOS thru NETFLIX mail in 2005 I ACCIDENTALLY played them at a BAPTISM PARTY. Whoops
I told my SON to call for a date with LISA COOK WHAT does he have to Lose?
My youngest SON asked me what is FICA TAX I told him it's the FUCKING INCREASED CRIMINAL ASS tax He is NO longer gay and asking WENDYS to remove it from his checks
I remember when MY SON came to me and said MOM IM GAY I said I' already know SON, you work at TARGET AND WENDYS
Get rotated, SON! But ya. The RSP and the healthcare names are doing just fine today.
They are reading all the comments here! It is a debate. We just found that the CEO didn't do well at his last company Yet the big guys are buying ANYTHING AI. WE are in a DotCom Bubble! MY SON supplies stuff to data centers. They are paying EXTRA TO JUMP AHEAD ON ORDERS!
Today was “PACK YOUR SHIT SON WE LOST THE HOUSE” And “PACK YOUR SHIT SON WE BOUGHT A HOUSE”
Did ya BUY THE DIP, SON?
Oh good lol. I was gonna be like DAMN SON
If you bought that HOOD dip at 102 you rolling PHAT SON!
RELEASE THE NAMES. If Biden is on LOCK THE DICK UP. IF OBAMA IS ON IT LOCK THE DICK UP. IF CLINTON IS IN IT LOCK THE DICK UP. IF MY DAD IS ON IT LOCK THE DICK UP. IF MY BROTHER IS ON IT LOCK THE DICK UP. IF MY BEST FRIENDS SON IS ON IT LOCK THE DICK UP. IF MY SONS ARE ON IT LOCK THE DICK UP. You can't say that. You support a rapist amd pedophile abd instead of being mad that children have been raped you care about political parties. I would bet money you have forced a female to do things she didn't want to do and I would bet you touch your sisters and daughter if you have one. We know the names on the list because victims have told us. You sre pro rape and pro pedophile. You probably wouldn't believe your own child your pervert. Now what emoji should I use. 🫠🤯🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
wait til the bear market in 2026 and LOAD UP SON
GOOGL Class A Pilot (loud propeller noises): **LISTEN SON, THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF** tosses parachute. **DON’T ASK QUESTIONS NOW, YOU CAN THANK ME IN TH NEXT LIFE**
$OPEN door manipulation candles are very obvious, and we have a golden opporunity to take the position into retails hands if we can forcefeed the volume at the open of premarket past their profit taking point and pop them out with their stop losses and huge defecits from shorting this back down in a cowardly way..... im lighting the beacon on twitter and youtube, lets make this legendary like AMC and GameStop! when the universe has a message. make sure you have your mental faculties in order and then with precision do what you know you need to do! LETS DO THIS!! I am the BEACON of TRUTH and i am lighting the beacon LETS SEND IT PAST THE MOON!!! [\#OPEN](https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/open) [\#OPENDOOR](https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/opendoor) [\#RETAILARMY](https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/retailarmy) [\#infinityandBEYOND](https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/infinityandbeyond) [\#maxpain](https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/maxpain) \#wallstreetbets FIRST PREMARKET CANDLES with VOLUME goes this one past GME past the MOON through the SON and through the SUN! #Truth
GODDAMN SON! I’m only mildly retarded holding 14k shares
Are you suggesting that this graph caused a systemic overleveraging of some of the world's largest financial institutions into highly risky collateralized assets on the back of a record setting oversupply of those assets as the result of those same institutions' subsidization of market incentives? ARE YOU SAYING THIS SON OF A BITCH CAUSED IT?? No? Then no, it won't be the same. Maybe a correction in late 2025/early 2026 for profit taking but that's about it.
Bernie Madoff's SON is the new Fed Chief
>🥭: LOOK SON WE MADE COKE GREAT AGAIN JUST LIKE YOU WANTED >🥭 Jr: THATS NOT THE COKE I WAS TALKING ABOUT
MANGOOO!!! YOU UPPITY SON OF A BITCH!! \-Elon at the end of "Mango Unchained" just downvote this
The greatest deal of your generation SON
They don't expire at EOW. COME ON, SON!
Waiting for some heavy guitar music to come in and he just starts scream singing "IM THE SON OF RAGE AND LOVE, THE JESUS OF SUBURBIA" and then we hit $700 5 minutes later
I wonder if he texts or individually messages people like that. If he doesn’t, you know he thinks about it. Like- baron trump, “can I take the Tesla out for a spin?’ And Trump is like, “ NO YOU CANNOT THE TRUMP TESLA OUT FOR A ‘spin’ YOU UNGRATEFUL, but tall- so tall… THE TALLEST, MY TALLEST SON”.
Maybe mango and melon would still love each other if I WASN'T SUCH A BAD SON 😭
I would sell Pfizer. I you want big pharma, buy Eli Lilly. If you want dividends here are some from my portfolio: Enterprise Products (EPD), Realty Income (O) and Federal Realty Trust (FRT) are all Dividend Aristocrats with over 5% yield, a rarity. I also own Energy Transfer with is not an aristocrat. These are MLPs and REITs that pay ordinary dividends, not qualified for 15% rate. My best high dividend C corps with growing earnings and good valuations are Sonoco Products (SON), which makes Pringles cans, pie tins and other packaging with 4.64% yield and up 2.12% today, and Papa John’s (PZZA), the pizza maker with 4.15% yield and up 4.88% today.
For a while the pinnacle of comedy was someone saying, # "SON OF A--" And it cut to the next scene 
THAT ORANGE SON OF A 🥭 NEEDS TO RIG SOMEHTING UP RIGHT NOW 
CHEETO YOU SON OF A BITCH 