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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Redditors struggling with the concept of a meme stock. TSLA could keep going up. It could collapse tomorrow. No way to tell.
TSLA needs to go back to its real position at 150
Sooo... TSLA is basically SPY Inverse ETF
TSLA down GOOG up NOW
\> big tech company Which one? MSFT or AAPL? TSLA or PLTR? Big difference in risk there. Even if you are sure you want to unwind, if you own one of the first two, you can test out these enhanced folks with 10% or something like that. If it is something like one of the latter two, more speed in unwinding probably makes more sense.
TSLA just needs to die already
TSLA always drops on opex days
ngl, if TSLA gets its shit together, we are gonna run
cmon, TSLA - get your cult together and take us to new QQQ highs
$TSLA daily candles look similar to the breakout from 9/11, especially 9/15-10/2 Some violent swings there, low tick is near $400, high tick of $471 Can really smash any short dated positions, irrespective of direction Can’t ever forget that tsla is an og memegod +/-$50 is always on the table
SPY wants 680 and TSLA thinks its Funny to just StockSlop
TSLA puts were just that easy today huh
TSLA puts over the weekend for sure 🤫
I don't think there are any reasons to sell; the market seems to be correcting. If we look at the chart, TSLA is still higher than it was a month ago.
Made a quick $20 on TSLA call. What should I spend my newfound riches on?
If TSLA slices the $475 support it could almost immediately cut to $470
TSLA merging with DJT, super true
TSLA over here on a side quest.
BTO 2x more TSLA 12/26 480c @8.58; Holding 5x @12.36 avg cb; BTO 2x more ORCL 12/26 195c @3.46; Holding 4x @3.75 avg CB I really like the GeV chart but I got a bunch of shares in the ROTH also so I’m not adding more to that yet
BTO 2x more TSLA 12/26 480c @8.58; Holding 5x @12.36 avg cb; BTO 2x more ORCL 12/26 195c @3.46; Holding 4x @3.75 avg CB I really like the GeV chart but I got a bunch of shares in the ROTH also so I’m not adding more to that yet
Everyone confused by TSLA, did you really think MM were going to pay out the $500C today :)
Lmfao I forgot to type TSLA and I kept typing TSLR
Just got a notification to buy TSLA at 475, i must have been drunk
TSLA no one steps in at 475 and we're donezo
TSLA down, everything else up. The market is healing.
Congratulations to our (not you, TSLA) nice Santa rally
TSLA that’s not a god damn V what the fuck is that!?
OP listen to this man. You're either going to get "TSLA valuation makes no sense" or "Waymo has lidar and its better" Id suggest reading their financials to actually understand what's happening. Not just thr 3 FS but the notes and everything else that goes into it. It'll give you a sense of the direction the company is going to
Yeah TSLA is cooked. Fuck this
Everyone expects TSLA to do something so it will do nothing. A tale as old as time
out of all stonks I decided to buy calls on TSLA today
TSLA sub 450 come Monday it’s looking
Cathie, sell some TSLA
TSLA gunna fall allday again like the other day oof
TSLA showing its true color the world is healing
TSLA making good scalping patterns
Need a hero to save my TSLA calls. Who wants to volunteer
TSLA could drop $30 any second and I wouldn’t be surprised and it would still be insanely overvalued
Buying tons of absolutely regarded 0dtes TSLA 470 and 460p Djt 14.5p Mstr 150p NVDA 182.5c
TSLA got syphilis from one of you regards
Everything green but META and TSLA LMAO
TSLA please go back to 490 you beast. I’ll never touch you again.
TSLA trying so hard not to fucking die. Keep bouncing off 481 😬
What? I was referring to TSLA he must’ve been referring to SPY
My TSLA 0dtes just got rug pulled
Fuck AMZN I hope bezos fucking does of fucking stroke fuck you sold for lost fucking piece of shit all TSLA gains gone
some of yall see TSLA PE 333 and think BUY
Lol META and TSLA are both extra hated
I just woke up and full ported TSLA 0dte calls. I’m so regarded it’s not even funny.
TSLA toying with bols and bers. LOL
TSLA, join the fucking rally
TSLA is green again so everything else has to go red now. I don’t make the rules!
BTO 2x TSLA 12/26 480c @13.86 holding 3x @14.88 avg cb
BTO 2x TSLA 12/26 480c @13.86 holding 3x @14.88 avg cb
TSLA puts I guess don’t bet against a meme stock
Are you ported into puts? Everybody loves the TSLA smack talk but everybody knows not to actually bet against tesla
TSLA calls are looking tempting af
TSLA back to inversing SPY is the signal of the bull market continuation. All things in balance
So TSLA 1DTE’s paid and AMZN was the one who fucked me.. complete opposite of my thought process last night
Rotation into TSLA in 3.... 2...
TSLA is fated to blow off above 500 today and then do its bets Wile ‘E’ coyote starting this evening.
TSLA losing $1 per minute. At this rate, I will be a millionaire before 2026.
TSLA up 1% before market even opens okay
People think Rivn is the next TSLA when BYD is already the next TSLA and Geely & Al will actually be the next #2.
Do they know that TSLA is a meme stock?
TSLA 500 somehow .. I don’t make the rules
I just woke up from a dream where all of WSB was watching someone bet $250K on TSLA calls just before earnings but then TSLA missed earnings so their position went -90% so they sold and then Elon went on the earnings call and said robotaxis are now available in your house and the stock rallied and then I looked at my phone and it was actually me who made those trades anyways, good morning fam
All those Stephanie's must be happy with their TSLA shares that they've held since covid.
Next time TSLA dumps bigly, I am buying a long dated call. That dumbass stock refuses to stay down ever
Yes it is overbought. Hedge Funds prob backing upside and taking out shorts almost by the second. Takes just 100 shares to take stock up $1 - thats aggressive shorts removal (like TSLA, GS, OKLO). You need to wait for negative news to strike - expect sudden $100-200 down in a day or few. Upcoming negative news is 'Gone Tariffs' ruling by Sup Court. All automakers waiting sideline for that window to dump cars into US and throw in steep discounts. Positive news - GM, Ford designate CVNA as their Sales Agent.
Am gonna open short on TSLA again at 490
Another day another ass hammering for TSLA haters 🤗
I just had a late night brain blast what if instead of gifting a $2,000 tariff stimmy they gift everyone $2,000 of TSLA far OTM near DTE puts and then tank it 90% to fair value, wealth inequality solved!
china will get the scraps bro elon will have us on mars and TSLA will be 6000(after 11 splits)
Yeah I can read a balance sheet too. TSLA profits down 50% stock up 50%
QQQ calls and TSLA puts
New model released in Q1, R3 in 27, FSD with an in house chip at 4x TOPs vs TSLA. Being focused on your product instead of distracted with politics and hype. Sure, they had to spend money to make money, but if that meant no future then I guess AMZN, TSLA, GOOG, should all be insolvent too 🤷♂️
> I am currently invested in a few FTEs just because its usually more safe compared to buying a lot of just one stock it is "ETF" And there are ETFs that use options to trade a single stock. If TSLA is up 5% on the day then TSLL (the the TSLA 2x bull ETF) will be up ~10%. And TSLQ will be down ~10%.
What does TSLA have to do with the Japanese economy. Why rocket.
FSD : Google/Waymo began FSD research in 2009 and delivered in 2015. TSLA began 2014 and has yet to deliver. Why are we in a faith based system giving TSLA fwd PE 276 and GOOG fwd PE 29? TSLA needs to buy Waymo - buy sounds better than make! Are we home yet?
Japan gives interest free yen Elon Musk give USD to get interest free YEN to buy TSLA stock for his #SEX ROBOT PROJECT TSLA stock goes up, sell TSLA stock to pay back interest free Yen. Elon made #SEX ROBOTS for free.
On what date was TSLA incorporated? An Etsy witch has a "Let it Rot" hex jar that she'll put the name of your enemy in for $10. But she needs their birthdate.
Get back in there, see you Friday calls on TSLA. And UHN
Yes AnimePoors borrow money for free and buy shit like NVDA, TSLA, BTC, blah blah. When they have to refinance at higher rates, they'll have to liquidate some shit.
TSLA is up AH. Expecting big things...