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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Ill consider buying TSLA at 280, but start at 250
Just a reminder in case you haven’t been looking at the charts. MSFT IS DOWN! THE SPY, QQQ, AMZN, TSLA, META, GOOGL, AAPL, NVDA are all up. MSFT IS DOWN!! THEY WERE ALSO DOWN YESTERDAY… on ceasefire day. If there is any company that should be fucking nuked out of existence it is this stupid shit.
When Msft rips, everyone gonna say I told you so blah blah. Everyone just shitting on it rn. Stick to buying DJT and TSLA. (Yes, I’m a bag holder)
$TSLA is mad cheap. waiting for my paycheck to drop to buy some. hopefully it stays a little low before I get it tomorrow!!
That's a very good point, there's only enough certain amount of Elon cultist money to go around and that's going to suck it right out of TSLA.
TSLA is a trash company. Cult of Elon / vaporware and nothing more. No reason to waste money on that when there are legit companies with growth and real products in the pipeline.
What happens when, SpaceX IPOs and then TSLA keeps dropping since everybody rotates into SpaceX. And then after TSLA drops even further because it’s absolutely overpriced, SpaceX goes in and buys it up, because ✨Robots✨?
TSLA going to zero. It is over.
TSLA wtf are you doing go green
TSLA hasn't been this low since September 2025 so there is an opportunity to get in now; I don't know that I trust TSLA enough to ever invest though. It's been looking like a skatepark over the past 5 years.
Charging is a very low value-add business. Better to invest in TSLA, who is also recently struggling as a stock. But much more diversified, than a charging company alone.
Don’t forget TSLA. MSFT, GOOGL, AAPL also down all day……..
TSLA cybertruck: Heh, I know. \*catches fire randomly\*
$TSLA is going to plummet as the Musk cult moves into SpaceX. If holding TSLA before SpaceX hits IPO you will be left with bags.
I was in BLNK during the OTC days until NASDAQ listed. I sold at $25 after reading a DOT report that 80% of the people will charge at home and drive less than 120 miles per day. I did a simple back of the envelop calculation based on the number of gasoline stations servicing US and EU and assumed 8-10 charging stations per location and 50-60% of the people will charge at home. The numbers did not add up to all the glorious marketing projections. Thus, I got out. Wish I sold early but still a nice profit. I have now been reading that hotels, condos and apartments buildings are installing charge stations. Hilton just announced a deal with TSLA to install charging stations. In addition, the major oil companies are now entering the field and TSLA is increasingly sharing its network.
I thought the NVDA/TSLA pump was extreme. INTC is absolute insanity. Sure, the chart says long term breakout but the company is actual garbage compared to AMD 😂
The $TSLA slide reflects broader EV demand concerns and production margins. When a stock breaks key support levels on high volume, it often signals a shift from "noise" to a trend. Many are watching the next delivery report to see if the valuation can hold. Neutral eyes only.
Missed the morning puts on TSLA, but re-entered those
How much have you lost in TSLA this week?
Lost $1000 so far this week on TSLA calls 😂😂
TSLA is a garbage stock run purely off of hype. Dont waste your time trying to do “research” or value invest
Just look at the forward p/e and price/gross profit of TSLA, it is still quite overvalued
To paraphrase Jonathan Swift... >You can't reason the market out of a valuation that it didn't reason itself into. TSLA's valuation wasn't based on car deliveries or EV sector news. It's not based on "being a car company", as we've all been told. So why blame bad car news for the stock price decline when Musk has told us over and over that car deliveries shouldn't be what drives their valuation?
People dumping TSLA to buy what they have always wanted since the beginning. SpaceX
Think it'll take that long? It bombed down to 220 a year ago. And yes a lot of things bombed in that period but TSLA's swan dive off of 470 or such was quite a sight.
TSLA is the ultimate meme stock. Comparing to the other Mag 7, its PE is 10x and the company revenue/earnings are a fraction of the rest. It is a joke that the stock even gets mentioned with the other Mag 7.
TSLA was the public market's only exposure to Elon. With SpaceX IPO investors can buy that instead
TSLA and PLTR tanking, music to redditors' ears
That TSLA candle, wow.
MSFT vs TSLA, battle of the dump, who will win today
TSLA cucks getting hosed. Total understand they're throbbing to buy Space X....
I've never touched TSLA. It is such a meme stock.
Wait there are actually TSLA bulls that exist in the year of our lord 2026?? At 320 P/E??
I wanna see TSLA get the anthropic treatment. Can they somehow create a self driving software next?
how can we not dump when TSLA is dumping? it is a pillar of a healthy market
GOOGL, MSFT, AAPL, TSLA down Oil pumping SPY going up.....
MSFT and TSLA are certified cuck buddies
I’m crying as a TSLA bol
TSLA just needs to go down another 90% more for it to be a buy
If only TSLA could drop as fast as PLTR but I guess TSLA at least has some hard assets to give it some intrinsic value instead of just some vaporware patents. lol
Done trading SPY, just trading TSLA
Whats going on with TSLA and PLTR???
Im so glad i held my TSLA puts to print more
I literally JUST bought TSLA calls & am already down -20% wtf??
TSLA haha my put was down like 40% now green in 2mins
BYD coming into Canada... it'll be the end for TSLA trash.
LOL, degens chasing TSLA calls just got annihilated as expected. Why don't you clowns buy real stocks?
I guess TSLA can’t go down 2% every day
Retail really trying to pump TSLA here. They never learn. SAD!
It is safer to buy TSLA than MSFT at this point. That says something.
People are hoping Elon will offer retail space x stock ahead of those who don’t own TSLA
the audacity of TSLA to still trade at a market cap of 1.4 trillion. smh my head
TSLA 360C 04/10 probably going to print. 🤷🏾♂️
Aren't all TSLA bers bankrupt by now
TSLA bers , is it safe to come out yet ?!
TSLA will pop 20% one day for absolutely no reason
do you think elon musk looks at TSLA chart every day or nah?
Yep! Watch TSLA skyrocketing 10% between today and tomorrow for absolutely no reason.
TSLA puts are open again? no way its this obvious right
TSLA methodical selloff yesterday afternoon ruined me. Hope to get it fixed today.
* 21% stocks * 70% ETFs * 22% January 2027 ETF ITM calls * -32% TSLA * 21% cash
I don’t think so! The recent EV sales report is the first period without subsidies. If they can keep at these levels or even increase them slightly then that’s a positive sign for TSLA. SpaceX is a very different beast and I’m glad it’s separate from TSLA
I’m a TSLA bear and I have thought it has been overvalued for years. But I will admit that when they were growing their top line and bottom line and their deliveries were accelerating, the bulls at least had some semblance of a point. My issue is that once that growth stopped and is now reversing, the bulls are ignoring that and now touting non-existent products as the reason it’s UNDERvalued. It’s nonsense.
TSLA starting to look like a good buy. Just needs to go down another $300 and I’m in.
Elon gonna loot tf out of TSLA BMW has no such issues
Rumours of a cheaper small SUV from TSLA. I am hoping for a pop at open to enter more puts.
With the allnounced spaceX IPO TSLA should trade closer to a marketcap to something like BMW. cmv
TSLA going to dump hard at open
I have calls TSLA 400 expiring next Friday
I always laugh when I see [Lidar stocks](https://finance.yahoo.com/quotes/LAZR,AEVA,INVZ,HSAI,OUST,ARBE,LIDR,MVIS/). Most except for HSAI are at or near historical lows. OUST only look good because people forget the 1:30 reverse split. There are too many players and the technology still has short falls relating to signal degradation with age and various environmental condition affecting it. For me, it is stay away due to technology issues and too many players to know the winner. Remember TSLA only uses camera. I personally feel they will need a combination of camera, radar and Lidar to get to the safety numbers for true autonomy Good Luck.
I didnt lose much, just some (around 15% of my port) into TSLA puts but im saying I could've made calls.
SpaceX IPO is worse than welfare, and Nasdaq and S&P are complicit if they fast track a company with less than 15B revenue and a 1.5T valuation into their index. They literally won‘t let the stock drop until pension funds are bag holders, then they will check how many retail investors fell for it and dump on them once it had a good run. There literally isn‘t any scenario where TSLA or SpaceX doesn‘t go bankrupt except if one of them buys out the other. Which is likely actually, so you can neither trade the upside nor downside of this unless you abuse the mechanisms just like him (to predict when they stop propping up the price) or risk a complete loss.
Good thing the only puts I have right now are for TSLA and ORCL
Big fucking deal. I bought it in 2017 and sold for 30x. If you still hold TSLA, do it at your own peril. They are all sizzle no substance. SpaceX is Musk’s next big con.
What will be the next stock to follow TSLA to the underworld?
No way it truly does the final big crash BEFORE Elon unloads the Space bags on us and hit's 1 trillion net worth. After all that dust settles, maybe the TSLA allure will actually fade.
Let's start with Tesla's fundamentals first. You can see from [this table](https://www.stock-table.com/ticker/TSLA/fundamentals?public_uuid=72418151-a606-4b33-90df-30b21a66d4a1) that TSLA's forward P/E is 166 with a PEG ratio of 5.23. Tsla also missed vehicle delivery targets in Q1. As far as the techinicals are concerned, you can see [here](https://www.stock-table.com/ticker/TSLA/technicals?public_uuid=72418151-a606-4b33-90df-30b21a66d4a1) that its MACD continues to be more negative and it has basically broken through all support levels. Saying it's one of the worst investments might be a stretch, but right now may not be the best time to invest in it.
TSLA going to taste bear cum
Im guessing that the TSLA dump is just whales liquidating shares to buy into the SpaceX scam IPO.
TSLA might be truly cooked this time, Cathie Wood bought
Fair enough, except my TSLA puts have been printing lately
TSLA sub 300 and PLTR to 100 by end of month
TSLA and MSFT racing to see who can crash harder
TSLA isn't a car company anymore, so you're putting your money into a meme stock under the assumption that there's a greater fool who will buy TSLA for more than you paid and the price goes up. Good luck selling those robots driven by remote workers in Indian callcenters to enough households to justify the stock price.
tesla just trades like a high beta tech stock at this point, so when sentiment shifts it moves way harder than the market. 30% sounds wild but for TSLA that’s kinda normal tbh. also a lot of people still think it’s priced for crazy growth, so any miss gets punished fast.
Nah. Wait until TSLA below 300, I think entire market got room to fall and TSLA will be good estimation of when we bottom.
The magical gain eater. Been easy. If it is up buy puts. MSFT AND TSLA