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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
TSLA is a mass surveillance company
TSLA do something or I’ll do something
Looking like a green shrek TSLA +5% day tmrw
Another hand touches the TSLA is overvalued beacon.
Calls on TSLA, MSTR, CVNA
>The market will have to go by vibes TSLA shareholders already do this.
If you invested $10,000 four years ago: $NVDA: roughly $110k–$140k today $TSLA: roughly $16k–$18k today
You know TSLA is gonna do this and moon then a bunch of other companies will try and they’ll tank.
"$NVDA to Launch L4 Software-Driven Robotaxis on $UBER Across 28 Cities by 2028" - as an UBER I hope that will come to fruition - the whole UBER bull case is basically multiple companies get to autonomy at once not just TSLA/GOOG duopoly only
These new IPO this year is interesting to be sure... but i feel like valuation is way too bloated for what they actually are... Don't really care for space x. Having another bloated stock that will probably just end up like a meme stock like TSLA is unappealing. We don't need more stocks like TSLA where market cap is sum of all car manufacturer, yet revenue is at least 2x worse than Toyota. Of all of them, Anthropic might be the most interesting. All i heard is chat gpt is always losing money, and Anthropic seems to be closing gap on being more profitable sooner? But most annoying is all these rumors of indexs being pressured to shove in space x and stuff at nutty allocations.
Why the fat red candle on TSLA
TSLA about to end red today after being up almost 3% at like first hour of trading. This shit is rigged
In all of this TSLA is now the low of the day even though Daq hasnt moved at all since it's high of the day. Make this make sense.. Shenanigans manipulation
TSLA on the second leg down lol
OMFG I held META calls they sold for +5% and then META ripped, now same shit with TSLA
I just made back all my $TSLA options losses (90k calls) after 1.3 years by just selling calls. What a dogshit stock. Now I just wanna get out of my stocks 🙏
Exactly the way its drawn up here the slow flat grind on TSLA then two red days. So easy MM can sell this off so quick it's hilarious. No momentum ever just sell order after sell order writing premiums since the past two months
Definitely. Index ETF holders should not be paying any portion of Elon's pay package. It's funny because TSLA shareholders have already "donated" enough money to Elon through his ridiculous packages to pay for SpaceX, xAI, Twitter, and whatever other garbage he plans to buy, yet he's not giving them any of the profits.
This is gonna pump TSLA for no reason
TSLA wants to rally so bad
Looks like the same setup as Wednesday. TSLA gained then sold off hard due to MM manipulation now slow crawl rest of the day..tomorrow red and next day red
There aren’t even any TSLA 500c for EOM Smh scam market
This is like when Elon make an announcement about a TSLA breakthrough and the engineers say this is the first they've heard of it
Here we go again with the manipulation on TSLA on red days it's down 3%. Green days barely moves
I'm 57. Many stocks, I'm up 450%. Some stocks, I'm up 4500%. In the past 10 years, APPL returned 1000%, MSFT 1000%, NFLX 1200%, NVDA 22000%, TSLA 2500%. 50% in ETFs is a reasonable strategy. 10% in crypto is aggressive. 20% is foolhardy. Rebalance. Review the Magnificient 7, many of which are currently undervalued. Also review potential Magnificient 7 contenders: AMD, AVGO, ORCL. The right time to sell depends on many factors. How risk averse are you? How has the stock been performing the past year? The past five years? Hold for now and learn about portfolio rebalancing. At one point, APPL was 25% of my portfolio. Now it's 10%. NVDA has unexpectedly become 35% of my portfolio. That'll change.
NVDA is exact opposite of TSLA. Great PE, crushes every earnings, strong guidance and roadmap but best it can do is down 5% or flat. On the other side TSLA .. I can’t even start
TSLA not a fan of this lol
If there's even a little bit of positive market news at all this week, TSLA is about to gamma squeeze hard
But that will not TSLA +10%.
TSLA should be up like 7% today
TSLA + 10% Does not matter that this is another one of Musk’s shenanigans.
So TSLA announces a huge AI project on the Terafab project to make chips starting next week and it barely moves..
Come on TSLA! Back up!
Damn sold my TSLA 0DTEs way too early
TSLA to roll out Decepticons. Calls on TSLA, puts on mankind.
Market pump for no reason, corn pump for no reason, TSLA pump for no reason... We back to normal boyz!
STC 3x TSLA 3/20 400c @7.63 5.7 -> 7.63; 34% profit
STC 3x TSLA 3/20 400c @7.63 5.7 -> 7.63; 34% profit
TSLA calls so easy
TSLA is actually going down
It’s going to be entertaining to watch TSLA Space X etc collapse to dust when Elon finally ODs on Special K.
Buying TSLA calls ahead of their announcement cus at least I know TSLA will shoot up to 420 like it always does. That’s my only play cus I’m tired of this oil market
i torched $6K on TSLA OTM March puts I bought in July before the EC. My thesis that Elon was full of shit was 100% correct, but fat lot of good it did me. Had the stock moved $60 down instead of up they would have printed fine.
How is it a bubble when the MAG 7 ex. TSLA was at its lowest PE in recent memory?
… $130, but what I REALLY lost was my wife’s respect when she saw all the swings and red outcome in my fuck around account last week. “But babe I made bank on NVDA and TSLA” only goes so far
Well, compared to TSLA's 360...
$TSLA announces quarterly sales of eight (8) vehicles. Stock rises 14%.
If you can figure out the exact moment the market turns on the company, then this unironically. Otherwise... Uh, let's just say I have a lot of experience both making and losing money on TSLA puts.
Gentle reminder: My friend who got a B- in his Management for Construction Engineers class at DeVry University said that Tesla sales will go through the roof because of the increasing oil prices. Thus, TSLA at current levels is a multi generational wealth building opportunity. Q.E.D.
I might be the biggest TSLA bear on the planet but I would stay away from that. SpaceX IPO will generate hype and that is crack to the Elmo cult
In 2016 I was on vacation in Colorado. Walking down the street in Estes Park and heard 2 young teenage boys go, "Look, its a Tesla!" Real excited. Thought to myself, I should buy 100 shares of TSLA. It was around $15 a share. I didnt do it because I drive a pickup and think electric cars are stupid. God im stupid.
TSLA energy is a big money maker in the US.
There doesn’t need to be an advantage for TSLA to jump 50$, you just need enough idiots to believe it
!banbet TSLA 420 69d
Wen TSLA sex robot? !banbet TSLA 420 69d
Tesla's Terafab Project is a massive in-house semiconductor fab to produce billions of custom AI chips/year (logic + memory + packaging) for Optimus, FSD, Dojo/xAI clusters — bypassing TSMC/Samsung constraints & geopolitical risks. TSLA 📈📈📈
TSLA - Terafab Project launches in 7
who would buy TSLA anymore once spacex starts trading it's old and busted
TSLA is the easiest stock to trade intraday if you don't do options
Someone bought 40k grossly OTM TSLA calls off me. Either I’ll be filthy poor or rich. No in between.
Calls in TSLA because if Americans can’t afford $5 gas they will surely buy a $45k EV right?
coulda bought a nice guitar rig or JVC home theater projector on my OTM TSLA put loss I regardedly bought in July.
oil already moved - ain't coming back down for months. EVs are the play now.... NIO, BYDDF, TSLA, RIVN
Elon will keep lying..... TSLA stock has what every stock dreams for. Manipulation and an attention whore of a CEO.
Call me The Brave Heart - I hold my my PLTR 03/20 160c over the weekend,after loosing 60% of my portfolio in TSLA calls last week. I\`m totaly retarded and belong here
!banbet TSLA 600 75d
🍈 is rushing out X money so he can have his base pump TSLA and SpaceX
Any old timers here who traded spce ,LL, TSLA, MU early 2020
We have 1 max 2 more weeks of downtrend until this corrupt POS admin announces ground invasion or something to reclaim Hormuz and then we rip to ATHs. MSFT isn't going to stay below 400 for long. MSFT bottom is 400, META is 600. Don't need any fancy quant analysis, market just likes big round numbers. TSLA is 400.
This heat map isn't even accurate, TSLA is only down 5.09% for the month, MSFT 2.31% for the month, GOOG 1.94% for the month.
My friend who got a B- in his Management for Construction Engineers class at DeVry University said that Tesla sales will go through the roof because of the increasing oil prices. Thus, TSLA at current levels is a multi generational wealth building opportunity. QED.
!banbet TSLA 350 60d
Just wanted to post results of this "prediction": TSLA: 391.20 NVDA: 180.25 GOOG: 301.46
Hah I think I made like $200k in a day back when I was a trading degenerate buying long calls in 2020 on TSLA Of course I ended up losing it all about a week later (I didn't really know what I was doing but I felt like I was Warren Buffet at the time lol) With credit spreads, this is def on the higher end, I typically seek like $10k a week on a regular VIX environment (~13 VIX)
Remember, if shit *actually* hits the fan, the most overpriced garbage will die the quickest. Positions: $PLTR 130 puts Apr 17th exp, $TSLA 350 puts Apr 17th exp, $CVNA 250 puts May 16th exp.
You must not have understood my post. Have you ever looked at a balance sheet of these companies? Have you looked at the balance sheets of major tech firms like NVDA, ORCL, and TSLA? I'm not saying fundamental analysis is always right, but you seem to be buying stocks purely on what you think should go up based on very limited information of the economy. That will always loose you money...
TSLA & META fucked me today, but damage is not that bad. Unfortunately Schwab sold my itm TSLA calls - it appears they can do that if there's no money in your account to buy shares. First time it happened to me.
BTO 3x TSLA 3/20 400c @5.7ea
BTO 3x TSLA 3/20 400c @5.7ea
TSLA about to bust out its signature move, the Concrete Faceplant
Short TSLA is truly the most regarded position after seeing what the stock does over the last 5 years.
TSLA goes up no matter what. The best uncorrelated returns. The whole world is jealous of our returns.
That and the complete obliteration of TSLA the day after he dies
If Oil goes up, does this mean TSLA also goes up? 🥺
!banbet TSLA 550 60d
I’m not drunk and I read PayPal. If I was drunk I’d have read TSLA
How TSLA gets back green is beyond me. Not even hating but what the fuck MSFT. Do better man.
TSLA dip hurts but long-term still bullish in my view
Most republicans don’t do EVs and Dems won’t buy TSLA
just need a random TSLA pump to 400