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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA at around the same price it was November of 2021. Imagine you buy some today, then November 2029, its the same price as it is today. I'd be infuriated.
Tmrw mega cap pumps 1% in anticipation of NVDA rally. Closing my shorts at 930, the retards on cnbc went from extreme bolz even for PLTR and TSLA to scared panicians pretty quickly. We pumping till the end of year post Nvda, Jensen will calm everyone’s tits post earnings call.
A proper crash is when your stocks reach a level you though was not possible anymore. TSLA below 100, NVDIA at 30, Bitcoin 20k, VT at 80 etc..
Saw some $TSLA cultists posts on X and it’s disgusting🤢
if nothing else crate TSLA guys i'm begging you
We aren’t in a 🐻 until the TSLA bulls fully capitulate.
Not as much fun as watching BTC MSTR crash, or if TSLA would crash. But watching El Salvador become an even bigger shithole filth country will be a nice bonus.
“Oh thank god TSLA still over $400” - no one
The only thing that can save us is TSLA releasing the GLD plated fuckbots powered by NVDA ai chips that automatically inject you with HIMS boner juice while you only live in the META verse and grind up your PLTR social score. Retinas are cloned by scammers so the only way to pay for anything is the sphincter scanner on your HOOD credit account. You still haven’t won the gold bar from premium.
TSLA about to enron to the bottom
Several of those are not really tech sector. For example, Amazon is retail, Meta is advertising, BRK is a conglomerate, TSLA cars and batteries, etc.
There's a direct correlation between 🥭 election in 2016 and the rise of the scam economy (crypto, TSLA, MSTR, etc) and with his imminent fall, all the smart money is dumping it's bags on the poor dumb retards that bought into the scam
TSLA needs to be ✂️✂️✂️ CVNA 🐖🐖🐖🐖 fat pig
TSLA tanks sub $300 then can call it a crash… it was up today.
Where’s TSLA on that carpet?
TSLA being above 400 in this market is a hate crime
Yes I got conviction. Things are falling apart at TSLA. Dojo guy exited. It’s the only reason elon pivoted to close the program. Cyber truck guy left too. Talent is leaving. Not good for innovation.
Everything is getting obliterated and TSLA is holding a 350 PE ....LOL wtf
My take is that there's a combination of instability (political and economic) with an upswell of fear (mainly as a result of the instability, and justified) and mainstream media is pushing an 'AI bubble narrative' so hard that they're reporting inaccurately and irresponsibly: SoftBank sells NVDA! (leaving out that they did it to go all in on OpenAI), Thiel sells NVDA! (leaving out that he just rotated into TSLA, MSFT, AAPL) etc. So people are getting an intense doom narrative, they're panicking. They're not getting the real story. People who have no investments in AI or even any stocks are talking about the 'bubble' and saying the market is going to crash. And even small corrections get reframed as a 'crash.' And you see the posts increase in these subs, people wanting to avoid tech stocks, rotate into something else, sell everything, go to cash, find a safe investment, etc. As a result people respond to everything irrationally, even more so than usual. Good earnings, bad earnings, beats, misses, every scrap of news (accurately reported or not), every political whisper, everything becomes a volatility catalyst. So every event will have an impact, and the impact will not be rational or predictable. NVDA earnings, other earnings, the jobs report, Fed rumors, etc. So, I think people are not paying attention to the facts, to the reality, but instead to the panic, which is just as useless as the hype. Some call this phase the 'trough of disillusionment' in the bullish AI narrative, but it will pass. As it has before. As we went through it with mobile phones, web search, cloud, social media, etc before.
We need to attack TSLA tomorrow. Elon is pumping .
Everything crashed today except TSLA. Guess which ticker I have an inverse position on
Seriously why is TSLA still pumping rn
Just short about 3.1 shares of TSLA for each 100 share block of VOO
Tesla is going to pop, do you think Musk is sitting on his hands with the new pay package? All he has to do is announce something and up it goes. Musk will speak Thursday after nvidia earnings and confirm chips will be made in the us by TSLA. Get your popcorn and don't FOMO this one
Elon will claim that Xun will be complete by Q2 2027 next TSLA earnings call.
How many missed earnings/ lawsuits/ Musk scandals until $TSLA sells off?
Shhh TSLA bulls would be upset if they could read.
If just one thing has to die to save us, I vote that it's TSLA and BTC.
Remember how TSLA went up 7 points today while BTC dumped 3 percent and the rest of the market also dumped?
TSLA will pump even if every country is in the middle of nuking each other.
"liquidity crisis" TSLA still pumping 4% every day LMAO
I bought two spy calls for tomorrow and a TSLA put at eod for this week.
I just want to watch TSLA burn
Just look at TSLA, the scammiest shit in the market.
TSLA was just chilling in its Super Mario III pyjamas today. Pudding for lunch energy.
Everyone buy TSLA right now
Everyone buy TSLA right now I just got in shares heavy over 100k position. Buy after hours
What crazy shit did he say? After the TSLA shareholder meeting I'm betting he says even wilder shit in the private fund meetings
TSLA is clearly the hedge in this market
Another example of the biggest money and power in tech doing the opposite of the big popular media doom narrative about AI. And more reason to ignore most of the media. They aren't reporting accurately about any of it. For example, just today NPR did a story on the "AI bubble" citing Thiel selling NVDA, and Softbank selling NVDA, and Burry betting against AI. And that's it, then they said AI bubble, bad, etc. They completely left off the second half of ALL three stories. Thiel didn't rotate out of tech and AI, he replaced his NVDA holdings with TSLA, MSFT, and AAPL - and this was months ago! Softbank didn't walk away from AI, they sold NVDA to put 100% of that money into OpenAI. Burry's bet failed, and he shut down his fund. This is the moment to see through the noise. The next decade will reward those who do.
Hey TSLA, you gonna report those 🌽 losses?
TSLA or CVNA are probably the most ludicrous valuations currently
I agree, institutions will put their money somewhere safe like 🌽or TSLA
Just want to wake up tomorrow to spy under 660 and TSLA under 400 not too much to ask
TSLA isn't overvalued the dollar is.
Eh do what you want but it doesn't work like that. Shouldn't TSLA be tanking?
Is QQQ a joke to you? Just kidding QQQ is 90% just NVDA and 10% TSLA
TSLA closed in the green. Prepare those buttholes for a mean Shrecking tomorrow 😈📈
I just want TSLA MSTR and META to drill. It brings me joy.
lol I’m talking about people cashing out their 401ks or rebalancing their accounts to be overly weighted in bonds, etc. Not Jim in his mom’s basement with five TSLA. This happens all the time, and yes it absolutely benefits institutions at the cost of retail.
I would add $TSLA going to $0, but it's the only thing that could survive it all provided AIPAC still exists. They'll just keep pumping USAID dollars into that stock. I wish I had followed it or even had it's chart pulled up. I'd love to look at the TA (and I don't mean Tesla Autobots).
That TSLA support must be made out of cybertruck material ... so strong✅️✅️✅️
TSLA still somehow green has to be a bearish signal
Just how the f is TSLA green? Some people think they are buying value here???
Green TSLA in this market is a masterclass in manipulation. 🍈 is the Kasparov of bullshit.
Out of curiosity I was thinking, huh, everything is red except TSLA. I bet that other stupid ass stock CVNA is green too. Checked, sure as hell is lmao. Up over 1%.
The fact that TSLA is green today while everything else is red biggly is a hate crime.
How TF is TSLA still green when it is literally the worst deal in the market rn
Spy can go up to 9000 all I care. I just want TSLA to shit the bed back to sub 100.
Not a real correction until TSLA under $300
How tf is TSLA not red yet lol
Believe it or not, TSLA still green
TSLA being higher is the final fucking insult
TSLA should be leading the collapse god it’s such a stupid ass stock
remember to always diversify your portfolio, sell the shit meme stocks (like NVDA and META) buy more safe heavens like $TSLA to hedge
TSLA full round trip lol
Okay I was just kidding about TSLA going to be red today. But hey!
TSLA was the real store of value all along.
TSLA being green on a day like this is criminal
TSLA being green is an absolute fuckin crime
TSLA the only safe place to put your money
TSLA is up, that makes a lot of sense
Who bought TSLA calls at the top today LMAO
Hedging SPY drop with TSLA puts and… my portfolios wrecked.
How the fuk TSLA stays above 400 with worst earnings possible? What's a better indicator that this market is bs.
Any other retards bought TSLA calls at 420?
So much potential [TSLA](http://aimytrade.io/ticker/TSLA)
TSLA puts at the top saved me
#Elon sneezes and TSLA jumps another 1-2% LMAO🤌
TSLA still green I'll buy some calls fuck it
Off risking into stocks like TSLA with solid earnings and strong fundamentals
Rotation into safe asstes like TSLA
The fund managers seem to look the other way too b/c clients asking how come the fund is missing out on TSLA gains?
its funny how its fucking TSLA of all things.
Yeah, if you're looking for somebody to burn, this guy might. The tech CEOs realistically won't, the setup is good for some fun on the downside, but not great for the idea of Nasdaq -50%, TSLA -70%, NVDA -50%, etc.
What do we think of Thiel selling TSLA?
GOOG and TSLA still up tho
Really wish I doubled down on my TSLA puts when it was over 420