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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Meant to sell a put, accidentally sold a call, made 15x return on a trade that would’ve wiped me. TSLA ofc
Honestly seems like TSLA
Sold deep ITM TSLA covered calls because it said bullish. I thought price go up, money go up. The price went down, I was sad but my money go up so I happy.
Went all in on TSLA around 2015-2018 because what I really wanted to invest in was SpaceX but it's privately held so I figured I'd go for the other Elon thing, and there was speculation about a possible short squeeze. (I'm retired now, at 40)
World slipping into chaos? I fully expect TSLA and likely that ape stock which I’m not sure you’re allowed to say its name here anymore will go green.
So does that mean Berkshire Hathaway is a growth stock? It has higher revenue and profit than companies like NVDA, MSFT, and META. Unless you’re saying those three aren’t growth stocks either? According to the definition from Investopedia, TSLA qualifies as a growth stock. Also, all major growth ETFs include TSLA, and it ranks in at least the top 8 positions in every one of them.
Well thanks again. That said, I tend to wheel differently. I prefer to manage a position only by taking in account the acquisition cost (fees, taxes, etc...) and not the additional income it gives, like premium or dividend. Thus, I don't follow this common meaning of "Cost Basis" I find useless. For example, I do not to sell at this "cost basis" but at my assignment strike, otherwise I will loose my initial premium if called. TSLA I've used here was only for illustration purposes so I will continue as it. I still don't see why should I go far away OTM than 355C. I will get more premium and I have more chances to get called, which is the hole purpose of the wheel. Don't get me wrong, this is my main strategy and any other move like selling below my strike is part of my exit strategy in case the stock price tanks below my risk tolerance limit and decide to take the loss. Cheers P.S. I hope my sentences are clear enough as I'm not an english speaking person and try to avoid automatic translation.
Mysteries of life, the most logical thing would be that TSLA stock is somewhere at $20 but it won't happen
TSLA calls will print
TSLA is like the 4th AV operating in Austin alone.. 😐 And they're not even operating, they're "testing" and it seems like it's geofenced. Yesterday there was a video of a Robotaxi driving into the right lane (oncoming traffic) of a highway. Luckily it was at night and there were almost no cars. Sometimes I feel like this Frank Grimes character on the Simpsons. (And no, I don't care about his politics.)
WORST stock ever. AMD = ADVANCE MONEY DESTROYER. YOUR BETTER OFF TRADING TSLA.
Outlook on TSLA puts Monday?
Parade: Fuk Iron Dome: Fuk 2 Democrats: Fuk TSLA: Doin ok.
Israel \*attacks something that's not starving children and gets clapped back hard\* Israel: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!? TSLA Calls, Chengdu calls. IYKYK.
MS13 and Latin Kings were protesting against 🥭 and TSLA
Now those TSLA Evs don’t look so bad.
TSLA needs to build a bunch of Optimus robots and send them to Home Depot parking lots.
Lol I'm not losing any money. Been buying TSLA shares since it was $10 per share... Oh they hated the stock when it was this price in 2019. Thank god I didn't listen to the experts on here right?
Believe it or not, TSLA
[Israel trying to back down and talk things out peacefully now, haha.](https://i.ibb.co/0Vtfvt2Y/lololol.png) Iran: "LOL NO, DON'T START NO SHIT WON'T BE NO SHIT" CNRL + TSLA calls.
TSLA calls? Yes lets lose money together!
I don't know how or why this means TSLA needs to go +10%, but here we are
TSLA 2200 next week. Don't listen to poorer people.
# Elon Musk turns on Starlink in Iran as Tehran shuts down internet Uhm, based? TSLA calls.
# ICE Raids suspended on farms, hotels, restaurants. America can have a little illegal immigration, as a treat. Calls on TSLA.
You're welcome! And in the 2nd part you're saying mostly what I said. Of course you wouldn't sell another CS**P**, so maybe I need to go back and look at how that came across. (I see it now, I'll fix it.) You'd have shares now, so of course you'd sell a CC like you're saying. But here's where I wonder if you're truly understanding what's physically going on. You're saying you'd sell the 355C. Before addressing that, I want to make sure you understand Cost Basis. I talked about selling the 355 Put based on last Monday's open. I think you see that, because you talk here about the 355 strike. I then laid out in the earlier post the Cost Basis for that position when you're assigned. **It's not 35**. Didn't you keep all the Premium you sold? So your CB is lower by that much. And we've been talking about $10 ATM, so I used that. So you 'bought' TSLA at 355, but what did it really 'cost' you? You 'got paid' $10 to buy it, so *really* bought TSLA for $345. That's your Cost Basis. Do you see that? I mean *really* see it? Because it becomes important in your decisions later, whether it's the Put side or the Call side. So to use your words with that clarification, you'd "sell a min 3**4**5C for the next expiration." Do you see it now? You're selling a Call **at** your CB, not below. Okay, that was all math and facts, but now we have to get a little bit squishy. Because we don't have that theoretical "next expiration" to look at, we have to work from this one. So for this coming week, 5DTE, we need to find the Call that's OTM as much as our 345 Cost Basis Covered Call would be OTM if TSLA was actually at 285. Follow me on that? With TSLA actually at **285**, then the 345C would be $60 out of the money. Right? So THEN, we can look at THIS week's option chain, find TSLA at 325, ADD 60 DOLLARS to get OTM by $60, and THAT'S the Call option we'd be selling. Look at the option chain, find the equivalent OTM Call option, understand it. What strike is it? And what could you sell it for? (You won't be happy.) But *that's* what people mean when they say you'll be selling CCs for pennies at CB, trying to claw your way back up out of that hole TSLA dug for you. OR: you'll want more premium so you'll sell closer to the money. t that's less than your cost basis, so on a quick reversal you could be locked into a loss. If it's still not clear, ask again and I'll try a different way. Peace.
Mango is gonna send Pete Kegstand to the shadowrealm for embarassing him with this parade. Which means calls on TSLA, naturally.
This parade is embarrassing empty stands. [GIGANTIC UFC LOGOS behind the president](https://i.ibb.co/Nd0vr27H/zxczxczxczxczcx.png) Calls on TSLA, for fucks sakes.
Logic and common sense will probably tell you that you should buy puts. Given that everyone here is going to do the same, you should probably buy calls. Flip a coin: if it's tails, inverse the last decision and buy puts, otherwise, keep the last decision and buy calls. OR: Buy TSLA calls and win regardless of what happens.
Watching the missiles rain down on Israel right now makes me think they bit off more than they could chew or are banking on America stepping in. Either way, this is a calls on TSLA situation.
Like I said before, i only invest into S&P 500 ETFs. I guarantee my all-time is doing much better than 99% of people on this sub reddit who think they are smart enough to beat the S&P 500. I don't have any investments directly into TSLA stock nor do I plan on buying a fleet of cybercabs. But it is common sense that there is high profit potential when it is fully realized around the country.
I was literally selling those 325 TSLA calls lmao. I was like there's no way we're going green while war is breaking out.
According to Cathie Wood, which she did an interview with The Diary of a CEO just a week ago (check out his YouTube channel) Tesla is an Ai company, not a car company and she is bullish on TSLA)
OIL? Tesla makes electric car sale is gonna skyrocket. TSLA +5% Monday.
Watch TSLA rally on Monday because of some bullshit reason like no more oil left for cars.
so this is bullish for TSLA?
What do you hate more, the Sacramento Kings or TSLA?
Missiles n drones n jets everywhere, Skies abound with children cries, a mother weeps in horror and pain, while fat men in shiny suits looks for selfish gain, democracy, autocracy, pluralism, fanaticism, fancy words n labels everywhere, intellectualism without compassion is farce, will my TSLA Calls print tomorrow or will it be another red dildo up my arse?
Hi there. I don't touch TSLA. 3% per week without margin is nice, but the risk of bag-holding is too real. What caused that drop on 6/4? Was it a Tweet? One of his, or one of DJT's? Doesn't matter: a $48 drop close-to-close Wednesday to Thursday. And yeah, it came back. This time. But how many $10 CSP premiums is that? Almost 5. And say you were assigned at 284.70, Thursday's close: you don't get to sell that $10 ATM Call now. Your CB might've been about at Monday's open of 355, if you happened to sell an ATM CSP that morning, minus 10 is 345. 345 down to 285 is $60. That's 60 dollars OTM you have to sell if you want to "do it right." $60 OTM today for next week is the 385P at a whopping 0.55 premium. Something to think about. GLD doesn't do that. 3.62 / 316 = 1.145% Times 5 from the margin leverage gives 5.7%. Maybe that's where that came from? I'll go back and look and fix if needed. Cheers!
I believe this is all a huge plot to get heat off of TSLA so people can forget and start buying TSLA again. We are being played by Elon’s 7D chess moves. It’s part of his plot to rule the world and have public acceptance of his breeding program. His ultimate goal is to live in Mars and everyone descended from him. Calls on TSLA.
You saw TSLA go from the 200s to 480 and still didn't sell your calls?? The lesson you should learn from this is to sell your calls when there is euphoria.
Imagine unironically liking TSLA
The best way to improve the US Markets is to make it into some kind of japanese gameshow. I want to see shocked reaction faces and flashing text when TSLA goes up even a penny. "WHOOOOOOAAAAA"
Probably still TSLA noting their portfolio of moonshots. Then PLTR for their moat.
big money ****hates**** liberal protester types (they literally put Don in office, and remember what they did after Tim Walz got on stage gloating). they will pump $TSLA and probably the entire market Monday just to fuck with people.
Stockton thought OceanGate was going to be the next AMZN and TSLA
TSLA providing post planned parenthood services? Calls
High revenue and earnings aren't a requirement for a growth stock. It's about the rate of growth and future potential, not size. Funny how you're questioning TSLA – one of the textbook large-cap growth names – instead of IONQ, RKLB, or OKLO, which barely have any revenue at all
I am literally just stacking 4Q2025 shorts on them (via long TSLS options). I have quite a bit and just add a few more if TSLA goes up.
Bear call spread on TSLA Poor man’s covered calls on MSFT
You lucked out huge. There is nothing complex about this spread. You didn't say what the expiry is, is this still active? When tsla was trading at 280, you essentially legged out of the spread and sold the long 317.5 for max profit and recapped with a lower strike long put at a cheaper cost. If you were betting on tsla bouncing hard from there, well you got lucky. So this is equivalent to having originally shorted a 320/310 spread which would have netted a much bigger credit. Whether it show as bullish or bearish spread on the platform has nothing to do with if it's net debit or credit, it has to do with the long strike being further out than the short strike. Reason it's shown as debit now is because it's calculating the credit you received shorting 320 spread at the time you opened the trade against the debit of the long 310 you opened when tsla was at 280, naturally resulting in a big debit. If you factor in the 317.5 you closed, you are still up a lot. If it's Thinkorswim or Interactive Brokers, it will not factor in the long 317.5 you closed, they treat that as a separate trade Basically the platform is showing 2.6 credit on the 320 vs the 12.87 debit on the 310 right now, which is about 10.27 debit, then minus some fees, is that what you're seeing? You should not be trading 60x spreads since you don't seem to understand a simple adjustment, unless your account is in the millions. This adjustment is also ill advised when TSLA was flushing to 280 on heavy volume, there is absolutely no telling what would have happened after the initial feud with Trump. Advanced Decline was extremely negative that afternoon. Your original spread had capped the loss to 2.5 wide which would have shown how admirably a spread does its job on the largest single day decline in tsla's history. It could have kept flushing to 240 which is the next HVN, or even lower a few days later.
I figure the only way TSLA drops next week is if the prop firm supporting it gets margin called and liquidated.
I can't see your pictures but assuming you made money on TSLA calls I lost money to you on Fri. Congrats and **** you!
Ayo, did they print? TSLA peaked at 336 last week 🤔 what was your breakeven price?
And every single one would be $TSLA 2600 or equally insane
Your chart up there doesn’t include TSLA in the subtractions list
Honestly think the only thing that can bring down TSLA is the separation of mango and melon. It seems bulletproof from all negative hard data
Respectful TSLA bulls have told that current stock price has EV business valued as zero.
Definitely not a positive indicator for TSLA. https://apple.news/ARJKpSo2YTQ-zxQ6i5s9wCQ So the POS will probably rally like 30% the next couple weeks for no good reason.
why is TSLA not there or WMT
(/s) Can’t wait for TSLA’s self drivers next weekend. It’s going to be cool as a company because without having to pay drivers they keep all the money. No other overhead costs at all like insurance and litigation expenses. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/SJQNHHaHbm
Sigh, again this happens, as it does every other month. Yes, you do technically owe this deficit, but it is likely that you had an option exercise and that you have about $14,000 in shares as well. You should be able to sell those shares for roughly how much you owe. Explanation: Say for example that you bought 5 call options of TSLA at a $330 strike price expiring 06/12. You paid for those 5 contracts (the premium) and are hoping the share price stays/goes above $330 by 06/12 so that you can sell those 5 contracts for a profit. But you need to understand what you are actually trading. Those 5 contracts in this example are actually each saying "the holder of this contract has the option to purchase 100 shares of TSLA for $330 each or $33,000 USD total, expiring end of day 06/12". If (for any reason, whether your choice or the broker's) that option is exercised, you would pay $33k USD per contract (5 in this example, for a total of $165k USD) and in exchange you'd receive 5 * 100 or 500 shares of TSLA. You probably don't have $165k in your Robinhood (or shouldn't, rather), so yes your account would be in deficit and show a big scary screen. But you still have 500 shares of TSLA in this example, currently worth $163k. So yes, you could easily resolve this by just selling the shares and dealing with the difference ($2,000 in this example). And please don't kill yourself.
TSLA will be green as well
Im kinda new to stocks, how come TSLA is up despite having less profits?
If I get run over by a robotaxi while holding TSLA puts, is that insider trading?
Somebody is going to buy TSLA puts, then paint Wiley Coyote style tunnel on a brick wall. It is just a matter of time.
Sources say two Minnesota state senators have been shot by a man posing as a police officer. TSLA calls?
Rumors are that during the parade, Elon will come out dressed as Marylin Monroe and sing a very seductive rendition of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" and the two will kiss at the end. TSLA $420 open on Monday all but confirmed. https://preview.redd.it/dpmdcpk49w6f1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=527a5684efee000a94148f7fd8e5f417edb53b83
Rumors are that during the parade, Elon will come out dressed as Marylin Monroe and sing a very seductive rendition of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" and the two will kiss at the end. TSLA $420 open on Monday all but confirmed. https://preview.redd.it/xaa7tzzh8w6f1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3263ef9ab57ac60436215662ed8b66bc559de2b
When a person gets killed by a robotaxi, half of its life energy is transferred to Elon Musk, making his Ketamin tolerance way higher. Hence TSLA goes up.
How BAD of a robotaxi accident will it take to tank TSLA? 🍿
Unless i keep my eyes hooked on to the computer its not possible, options trade is a scam and Margin trading a bigger scam! I have made money last month on TSLA, NVDA, CRWV but still see account slowly dwindle down again…. Lol 😂 aglad you make money and can keep it too
Self driving TSLA running over kids (mannequins). Bullish? [https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1lb4cs7/self\_driving\_car\_fail\_to\_stop\_at\_stop\_sign\_and/](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1lb4cs7/self_driving_car_fail_to_stop_at_stop_sign_and/)
[TSLA to $400? 🤔](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/b7cF5DY8NT)
You bought TSLA puts again didn't you?
What about doing this using high volatile tickers that pays more premium? Especially if you go for 1-5DTE. For example TSLA stock price is near the same as for today $325. The premium for 06/20 325P is $10. And in case you have been assigned on 06/13 the premium for 06/20 325C is again $10. It leads you to 3% a week without any margin.
You mean the thing that made that stock go X30 5 years ago? The thing they are being smoked at by other competitors right now? The thing they still haven't been able to make since 2017 when they said "by the end of the year"? How is Supervised FSD is going to power robotaxis? (Just let the name of the tech sink in...) It's not even safe with a driver in the car. Running pedestrians over, running red lights, can't identify school bus lights, hugging trucks' rear ends on the highway, swerving for a mark on the road or a shadow... Meanwhile they are going to be losing half a billion to 2 billions by Q2 while launching a business they are not ready for, which already has competitors up and running & will also lose money for many years. If it's used at all considering the brand damage and technological gap with Waymo. People buying TSLA cannot be called investors and honestly they deserve to lose all of that TSLA money.
Tell this to Elon and his freakish fanboys on X. Actual engineering taking place to provide 250k+ safe rides a week at Waymo, meanwhile “robotaxi” is out there just to keep TSLA pump going.
So calls on $TSLA?
Clearly this means calls on TSLA and puts on SPY
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True. Concentration was the reason I became a millionaire even before I graduated college. There’s a lot of luck involved in my case but there’s less luck involved in picking 5 random stocks in the SP500 which statistically will beat the underlying index more times than not at the cost of higher volatility and beta exposure. I didn’t even use leverage or touch options at that point. Just pure concentration into TSLA stock and zero diversification. Should I have stayed the course with VOO and VXUS at 18 years old I don’t think I would be at even $1M net worth today, or maybe barely above $1M.
I just went through and calculated what % of my acct was active vs mutual funds. It was a whopping 25%. But although that looks absolutely reckless my holdings were conservative. Hand picked to not be tech bro US or AI exceptionalism that may have gotten hit harder today. That is why my 25% holdings maintained value today while my index funds in both US and international took a big drop. So next week I will make decisions on how to allocate passive vs active again. I don’t want people to think I had 25% TSLA, NVDA, BTC or MSTY, but it was 25% holdings I hand configured outside of mutual funds. I am always mindful of aligning my risk profile with macro economic out look as well. I am happy taking on a more conservative allocation in today’s time knowing we have had strong rallies recent.
TSLA to $500 because yellow cab has to pay a fee to even have a taxi to begin with
No. That includes PLTR and even TSLA. I will short the shit outta these fuckers though.
I’m curious if you’re looking at a true counterfactual. Plug all your trade confirms of your sales compared to today’s prices. Buffet considers himself the worst trader as he should have never sold anything he ever bought. Even with what he would call “losers”, the forever holding what he ever deemed “worthy”. Do you always use the same platform? Historical performance compared to benchmark shows you blowing it out of the water? Some people “think” they out perform, but truly don’t. It is also difficult to take into account what “automated” would have produced for you. But you sound well off, so whatever, keep doing what you doing. I’ve seen over-performance, but it’s normally all in on a crazy pull. TSLA, AAPL, NVDA. Not really someone moving in out of different sectors. But hey, good for you!
"TSLA shares just hit 1k! Who the hell is buying all those cars?" "TSLA sells cars?"
The power of TSLA is making haters angry and hate-filled.
TSLA $480 bears still rich