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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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> no cash outflow or cost Wait until this guy learns about margin capital requirements, borrowing fees, and short dividends. Actually nevermind all that, give me -1000000 shares of TSLA, profits go brrrrrrrr
🇮🇷 liberation day sale on Monday NVDA 150 GOOG 250 AMZN 200 MSFT 20 TSLA 500
In times of crisis only one thing is certain. TSLA will be up 4%.
TSLA is up by 10% on Monday because mart love tesler during shitshows.
Sweet, now I'll be able to lose money on both TSLA and SpaceX puts.
If everything followed fundamentals, TSLA would be $30-40
Ok? Based on them proposing to support the AI industry with circular funding? AI is not making nearly enough money to justify its existence. Without AI hype, what happens to NVDA? What will those earnings look like? The hyperscalers are all on VC credit right now, they're not operating on revenues. Blue Owl has declined to buy in any further, the rest will soon be following suit. Build out will cease unless businesses can actually start replacing labor with AI, and mostly they can't. Everybody hates AI slop, there's no market for it. It's a solution looking for a problem. But let's talk about the data center builders. How is CoreWeave looking? Bad. The industry has no fundamentals and the only people still hyping it are dark enlightenment techno monarchists and superintelligence accelerationists. It's a cult, just like TSLA or Carvana, but instead of just one stock it's a basket of stocks, and NVDA is floating on top of them all.
TSLA is pretty much done. I mean...China make better EV and Robot. The only thing Elon is good for is SpaceX but let's see what the number will show us on the first Earning. Im not gonna touch SpaceX but will differently watch it on the sideway for fun lol.
https://preview.redd.it/yl6xjz2td4mg1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37efe3b5aafd0dce7861ac12e7d39353a5ff8870 As someone who fucking hates Elon, it pains me to say this but this is the average TSLA shorter and their portfolio:
Just like we buy puts on TSLA right? That’s another shitshow that shouldn’t be worth shit and yet…
For TSLA shareholders, how many will sell some of their holdings to buy SpaceX? This seems like it would have to put pressure on TSLA's share price regardless of what valuation it IPOs at.
How long before I can lose money buying puts on SpaceX, an overrated garbage company, like I do on the other overpriced garbage TSLA?
rolling with TSLA over here
I mean TSLA near all time higher and you would have gotten killed if you held
Fucking trash like CRWV having a better ytd than mags (fuck TSLA) is insulting
SPX flips and TSLA calls
I’m up 31% of my TSLA calls. Thanks for the tip man!
Is anyone else thinking TSLA is going drop when all the elon fanboys sell their TSLA stock to load up on SpaceX stock?
So that‘ what now just pumped TSLA back over 400? Lol
TSLA going to open at 410 on Monday, I can feel it in my loins
I've been making money on Tesla shorts all year. TSLA has been very volatile since 2022. It isn't the short killer it used to be 5+ years ago. Burry made money shorting Tesla in 2021
All my TSLA shorts did phenomenally well last year
https://preview.redd.it/v3zi9hrnm3mg1.jpeg?width=1838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a929dfa044614da2c32fccd0dea9c5af996f33bf Seems the NVDA bulls were fooled twice in a matter of one month. Still holding all three puts from my original post. NVDA: +18% TSLA: +5% PLTR: +10%
Oh nevermind TSLA triple bottom at 400.
TSLA at support. time to buy?
Tech is only technically 1/3 of the SP500. It's closer to 45% when TSLA and AMZN are considered consumer discretionary or META, GOOG and NFLX communications.
In the last 20 years Tech has become an essential part of our lives. Look at where you would even be posting this 20 years ago... I believe we are in the middle of the Technological Revolution (our generations Industrial Revolution). These stocks have reasonable P/E's and aren't overly bloated (except TSLA).
Yeah ignore reality and just look at the surface of the indexes🤡 The market is experiencing some of its worst price action ever since October. The market is completely broken. High-beta stocks are getting hit 5–10% almost every week. For a huge part of the market, this is a crash even if the headline indexes pretend everything is fine. For hundreds of stocks, this feels worse than 2022. The S&P 500 has gone basically nowhere since October, yet a massive portion of individual names are down anywhere from 20–70% from their highs. What’s even more frustrating? Companies are reporting massive beats - top line, bottom line, sometimes triple beats and still dropping 20–30% afterward. It honestly feels like earnings strength is being punished instead of rewarded. Meanwhile, defensive names with stretched valuations and limited growth are grinding higher every day. Costco and Walmart trade at extremely high P/E ratios with modest growth, yet they get bid nonstop. At the same time, Nvidia and other high-growth names, many with lower forward P/Es and significantly higher growth rates get sold relentlessly. And look at the divergence: $NVDA is 15% off ATHs $AAPL is 7% off ATHs $MSFT is 31% off ATHs $GOOG is 14% off ATHs $META is 20% off ATHs $AMZN is 22% off ATHs $TSLA is 20% off ATHs $AVGO is 23% off ATHs Which means the average drawdown from ATHs from some of the eight biggest companies in the world is just about 20%. Yet $SPY is only 2% from all-time highs. So the index looks fine but underneath, there’s serious damage. The Mag 7 are now trading at their cheapest relative levels versus the S&P 493 since 2016. Several of them are at their lowest valuations since 2020–2021, despite significantly stronger earnings power today. And people are still calling it a bubble?
TSLA performs a lot like Elon. Just a limpdick has been.
Cathie Wood in a nutshell. Literally happened to pick the right stuff at the right time once (mostly TSLA), rode it into the ground, and while all the sort of stuff that would make up ARKK has mostly recovered to ATH or not far off and QQQ is up nearly 100% in 5 years, ARKK is down 44% in 5 years. Why tf anyone listens to her anymore is beyond me.
Elon himself couldn’t buy up this dip on TSLA. Shit cars, nonexistent sex robots, some satellites, EV credits that he can’t sell.
TSLA's PE is 377. 🤡 assed market.
Lmao where are the TSLA bros y’all go broke?
Holding TSLA calls over the weekend I will use the profits to buy Elon out of his own company ending his reign of terror and beginning my own My first act as Eternal President will be a 1-100 reverse split
Still seeing people cry about TSLA will never not be funny
Crazy how they can slowly sell off TSLA so all option holders are fuked
Will TSLA stay below $400 going into the weekend? Or Close at $400
I’m sorry but they’re burning like 100x the money of TSLA and asking if i want to see myself as a plushie😭🤣
TSLA 399 is not a meme
Gonna hold TSLA 402c over the weekend It's a wise investment 100% expected to see Cybertrucks replacing Humvees in Iran
Space X holding alone is worth more than their valuation if the IPO goes at what they say it will. That being said, I think the recent pullback, is from Musk diluting everything from TSLA into xAI, and diluting part of Space X as well
If meta keeps dumping like this, TSLA is going to surpass it in market cap.
still thinking about TeslaLeafBlower's 2 win to 184 loss banbet record on TSLA
TSLA kissing $400 again as PLTR continues consolidating at $135. Excellent setups for another leg down according to my tarot cards.
I think TSLA closes at 402 range today
for those who listened yesterday when we said SPY and market as whole will continue to drop today, you're welcome and thanks for the few messages. Let some SPY and TSLA runners for today. Trust the levels.
TSLA calls are free money
Not asking for much, just TSLA down another -2%
Afternoon dump to 595 TSLA to 385 NVDA 170 why not?
u/person_person123 \- TSLA +42.55% since this post
Can we please just flash TSLA
Elon really doesn’t want TSLA under 400 huh?
Yep, TSLA taught lots of people that you can’t bet on irrationally in the market.
loving the divergence between SPY and TSLA
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Case in point: TSLA
Spy popping off while TSLA and NVDA being turds
TSLA gonna go back to 407 isn't it
I'm pretty sure that Elon has slush funds set up to purchase TSLA at key moments to pump the stock. He basically borrowed money from banks using the stock as collateral, props up the stock using that money to be able to borrow more. It's his own pyramid scheme
How does literally every single dip get bought up for TSLA
I love how TSLA pumps off of bad news
TSLA pos, can't go under $400 convincingly smh
Cmon TSLA with that regard strength
TSLA is pumping…. Because?
How the fuck does TSLA manage to reverse every god damn dip…
Might buy TSLA calls at close idk market is retarded
I need to put a TSLA trading restriction on my account. Not sure why I keep trying to short this thing…
TSLA is just absolutely bombproof lol. Just printing off of AI memes and science fiction lol.
How much money do TSLA bulls have?
aight fuck this. I'll hold the TSLA puts because fuck them but dumping everything else before my hands get burned
Maybe TSLA puts weren’t the play. Elons fanboys are taking loans out to keep this shit from going sub 400
How is TSLA not absolutely fucking DUMPING in this market?
Lmao TSLA has buyers no matter how terrible the news is. We could set off a nuke tomorrow and it’d still find a way to recover
TSLA do that thing where you pump to 410 becauase I dared to buy puts at open
All I'm asking today is for TSLA to not have retard strength and pump
A large portion of the TSLA investors are not in it for the fundamentals. Some are irrational. Many are in it to make money off the irrational ones.
TSLA is a meme stock. Always has been.
Happened on both NVDA and TSLA, must have been the wind
TSLA is essentially a meme coin and isn't bound by market fundamentals. I don't expect it to be rational any time soon, either.
Sick burn, bro. https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/net-income
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>Almost like it’s propped up by hopium. Lol...TSLA shareholders buy stock based on feels.
People used it to brush off NFLX, TSLA, and PLTR too. Guess what... PLTR fwd PE has gone from over 600 to less than 100 in a year. And will continue to rapidly compress, until WSB buys it in 2032 at triple the price.
How quaint. Now analyze TSLA and make it make sense.
He has super contrarian syndrome trying to always buy puts on things and while he may be logical in his reasoning, he seems to forget that the market is inherently irrational so you can’t just use pure data to short overinflated stock. He got insanely lucky making his bet on the housing market. Like, his reasoning to short it was sound, but if the 2008 crisis had happened in 2009, the guy likely would’ve gone bankrupt holding onto his contracts. He got lucky with the timing. Simple as that. The problem is her forgot he got lucky, so he does shit like short TSLA on the basis that it’s overvalued (it is) but forgets that there’s a massive cult of personality brand around Musk who also is the CEO of other lucrative companies, so it will be a long long time before TSLA actually pops to its proper valuation. So he quietly pulls his short position after making big bold news about shorting it because he ends up looking like a fool.
great he made 1 good pick. He's also been a TSLA doomer for years and years
You’ll have to research my second screen shot… If you look far enough out of the money on the options chains you can find cheaper premiums. This applies to LEAPs as well… SPY and TSLA and some others have day to day options available, while most are week to week. These day to day options premiums move faster and further than the weeklies and leaps. So if you anticipate the price movement, and buy a cheap contract way out of the money, if the price just moves towards the strike you selected, the premium will increase and you can sell for a profit. If the price goes the other way, you’re fucked. Here, I bought a SPY 0dte put contract way out of the money for $10. lo’ and behold, we saw the price action at market open move straight down, I was watching this, premium moved to $50, and I sold. If price keeps going down premium increases even more. In this case, spy bounced up, and the premium would eventually go to 0, but I had already sold. With trades like this… contracts will deplete in value very quickly over time (referred to as theta). So you typically want violent price action in a set direction. If there is no convincing direction in price over the course of a day that’s called a chop and basically all contracts go to 0 on both sides But anyway cheap options are all over the place you just gotta browse the options chains
TSLA could pump if they just got rid of the legacy car biz. Announce some layoffs, split it off, probably end up in the 600s
TSLA should be down much, much further given the recent index moves.