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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Continue to sell TSLA around 450 (cost 442.2) and took profit, 💰😆💰
TSLA and CVNA close 2nd and 3rd.
my GOOG long is taking off, 🚀🚀🚀 I told ya, NVDA-TSLA-GOOG combo is so strong; market-makers can't pump the market without them.
How the fuck is TSLA still $445
TSLA pumpers are upset that they have been passed in share price by CVNA. So they are wildly pumping. Which meme stock will drop first below 400?
I never bet against $MSTR or $TSLA. not because they don't deserve it, nor because my money is scared, but because my ego could not withstand losing to Saylor or Elon. like on a personal level it would destroy me.
BTC, TSLA AND PLTR NEED TO FUCKIN DIE MAN. For the good of humanity and a just civilization.
NVDA, GOOG and TSLA are the Iron triangle for my port. One of them will be up, regardless of broader market condition.
Sold more TSLA at 448.1 (cost 441.6) and took profit, 💰😆
TSLA made back the move from yesterday because you guys bought puts
Sold more TSLA at 447.8 (cost 438.3) and took profit, 💰😆
It’s going to be one of those regarded TSLA days
Sold more TSLA at 446.7 (cost 437.8) and took profit, 💰😆
Officially getting possession of my nuts back if TSLA hits 447
I just want to remind everyone that TSLA is near its ATH with plummeting sales and no robotaxis That is all
TSLA up but my calls ded
People who are longing TSLA today evidently know better than the company’s CFO, who sold $1.2M in shares yesterday.
Why $TSLA go rocket today? Should go down, not up......
all members of Mag7 down aside from TSLA and we're trading sideways. Are you not entertained?
$TSLA to fall below $400 again? ARK selling and downgrades seems to be the writing on the wall.
TSLA owners probobly buying tesla because they believe NVDA will deliver the h200 to china by loading up teslas and drive them there.
Sold more TSLA at 445.3 (cost 436.5) and took profit, 💰😆💰
Sold some TSLA at 444.5 (cost 435.3) and took profit, 💰😆💰
That’s right, TSLA. Stunt on these hoes 🕺🏽
You should know by now that TSLA puts are not allowed.
TSLA back to autopilot pumping. 678 by end of next week.
All the RED and somehow the only stock pumping is TSLA in which I have PUTS Fuck off
People holding AMZN, META and TSLA surely have a poster of Bezoa / Zuck / Musk hanging in their bedrooms. Simps
Whole week of nothing but negative news and TSLA rockets 🚀 up in a straight vertical line. Make it make sense.
I don't care if CVNA or TSLA or PLTR are a bubble I just care if some dumb ber thinks it's a bubble So I can make money Put it in the bag brokies
So, TSLA green and CVNA red - we're rotating back to the old scam today?
TSLA for literally no reason 🚀🚀🚀
TSLA on retard strength again
Let's say it together: Stop buying TSLA puts. Just let the fucker drop
Apple does what they do well but I wouldn't call them innovative aside from finding new ways to charge fees nowadays. I'm not talking about phones today but phones are a good example from like 10 years ago. Apple v ZTE/huawei, ZTE had great hardware for like a third of the price of apple, but apple had better security features, better camera, better software, etc. The US had to sanction them to keep from grabbing US marketshare and ZTE went under. BYD v TSLA is another one. TSLA led the way and BYD came in and undercut to the point where TSLA is in serious trouble if they don't innovate to justify the price difference. That's competition- but BYD, ZTE, Deepseek etc- all these companies get large direct subsidies form the government so they can charge lower prices and gain market share overseas.
Bubble me this: MSFT, NVDA, TSLA, META, GOOG combined are 400$ below ATH.
If TSLA can be above 400 then so can NVDA, PUSHHHHH
Google is the only mag7 that really looks good. TSLA is OK (but is of course fundamentally a dumpster fire)
I am holding NVDA, GOOG, TSLA and ORCL for Santa Rally.
I made 75% on TSLA puts yesterday. I may try again with the houses' money.
Who wants to gamble with TSLA Jan 2027 150 puts?
what if we all pump TSLA 🤓
Lol TSLA fraudbot fell backwards and the "AI" (Indian in VR control) made a motion to remove its AI goggles. The future books detailing all the lies and fraud of this era are going to be bangers.
TSLA teleportation you say? TSLA 1000 eoy
TSLA chart is in distribution phase it can make new ATH at this point.
!banbet TSLA 470 12/11
Not sure why people are blowing loads for TSLA over their robotaxi, when GOOG has been doing it for years
That's what everyone said about TSLA
SMCI & TSLA calls at open for me
PSSSTTTTT, so is MSTR, and TSLA is trading at an insane valuation. But keep this information close to the vest.
TSLA doesn't trade on fundamentals. It just is what it is. PLTR is the same. But doesn't make them scams.
Tough call, as you're literally asking for stock picks. At least you didn't include TSLA in the list. :D Microsoft is an overall solid company, with their hands in many things, and a good cloud business on top of the AI play. Google has ads, cloud and other services, and some hardware beyond the AI play. Meta - well, meta does ads better than Google in general, or at least did by a huge degree based on all their data collected on FB allowing them to do far more finely targeted ads. However, this is also the company that went on for years (with huge spend) on the 'metaverse' when they couldn't even manage to get legs on their virtual avatars. I think they're finally pivoting away from that entire mess. Meanwhile their AI is competent (e.g. Llama), but I get the impression they are really searching for their next 'big thing' as people use social media (at least Facebook + friends) less in recent years. Bought Insta, launched Threads, let's do 'metaverse,' wait - how about AI?. Even if they're successful, how will they monetize it? MS has Azure, Google has Google Cloud, and Meta has....Facebook? Now, even if FB or China - sigh) come out with the next 'dominant' round towards AGI, both MS and Google have paths to still monetize it via their cloud (and IoT) offerings. What would Facebook do to monetize it at scale? Personally of the F/MAANGs/Mag 7, TSLA and Meta are at the bottom of my list as I just don't see how they sustain and grow over time, but YMMV.
man, this news makes me want to go even harder shorting TSLA $960 calls for dec next year. unironically free money at $2K per contract.
Managed to make a little on SPX calls early in the day somehow - haven’t touched TSLA in a while lol but def would’ve lost on that one
I like how there's companies like CVNA/TSLA/MSTR where even the bull consensus is "the only explanation is financial crime" and everyone just kind of goes with it
im gonna need +5% on MAG7 minus TSLA. They can take the market cap from TSLA and put it on MSFT GOOG AMZN thatd be greaaaat
CVNA and TSLA should be on everyone's blacklist. Good luck, but I think you would do better to put that money into literally any other trade.
TSLA giving me hopium
You know, a generation of American kids will grow up thinking: "this is how a big business meeting is supposed to go, in the big board room: everybody goes around the table kissing the boss's ass, and if anyone challenges the boss then he yells at them. This is how it's supposed to work, obviously, or he wouldn't be POTUS." Ameripoors r fuk. Position: SPY puts, VIX calls, TSLA puts.
Yeah TSLA is down today but not enough.
Shorted TSLA last week and lost thousands. Of course it goes down this week.
TSLA really is a stock company, my puts were down 10% on Friday when the day ended +.11%. Who the fk trades this shit, what chads
TSLA $500 eow would be nice
Don't tell me TSLA is about to do a V
How is CVNA real this shit feels like TSLA
My massive long port: NVDA, GOOG and TSLA; gonna fuck Wall Street market-makers.
Bought more TSLA at 435.3, no problem.
What is the target for TSLA my fellow put holders
What does the company with the ticker TSLA do?
Me (Friday at close): “I sold out of a $100k short position in TSLA so expect this thing to be $295 a share before the end of the year.” Thanks market 😎
yeah the only time I actually made money shorting TSLA was in March-April during the whole DOGE thing where everyone was starting Teslas on fire. Even then I got out too early because of my previous PTSD experiences trading this stock
TSLA is going to be an Enron/WorldCom combination that adjusts how democratization of the market functions or ends it
I've constantly gotten burned betting against TSLA. I just leave it alone now and set an alert for $290 where I would actually go long
If they can squeeze Cvna squeeze TSLA next!!
CVNA about as absurdly priced as TSLA
I'm dying to short that POS stock. But with my shit luck they'll keep going up and up until they have an ungodly P/E ratio like TSLA. Because, why not?
So at least my guess that the shiny new scam, CVNA, would drain some mana from the tired old scam TSLA turned out to be correct.
!banbet TSLA 470 12/9
That, and you can avoid owning TSLA, PLTR etc.
Tesla is massively overvalued. There's zero chance I would invest in TSLA. So it's pretty gross that I'm forced to do so with my index funds and 401k.
Everyone been saying it but noooooo Elon fan bois: Buy more TSLA. Fake news. Elon peg me.
TSLA yahoo finance board is just one Bangladeshi pumper every short Chinese, and bunch of devastated shorts sheathing about fundamentals
If Morgan “Dojo Supercomputer alone is worth $1T” Stanley turned on Musk because of the Swastika post, might be the top for TSLA
Yall celebrating TSLA dump made me all excited, only to see it down 3% Calm your tits people
TSLA fair value is slightly more than Ford. Still a long way to go!
TSLA could Lose 66% of its value and would still be expensive objectively
Got more TSLA around 436.5, nice 😆
Their price targets tend to just follow the stock movement. Which, would make sense in a world where the stock was rising over time from increased earnings, profit margin expansion, cash flow expansion, etc. But that's not the case at all with TSLA, as they are experiencing quite literally the opposite with falling sales, failing robotaxi rollout, etc. Their stock hasn't tracked fundamentals in quite awhile. Which is partly why these analyst price targets seem to be all over the place. Bearish analysts put the price target below 200 and bullish all over the place.
TSLA calls for 1/16 stupid expensive
The problem is everyone valuing ~~TSLA~~ CVNA as just a car company when they're a ~~battery~~ ~~solar~~ ~~energy~~ ~~self driving~~ ~~AI~~ ~~robotics~~ scam
$TSLA is such a joke. LoL
There was a shitload of frontrunning of TSLA when it was being added to the SP500 a while back. As soon as it gets included, all the index funds have to start picking it up and it creates a major squeeze. As usual retail investors hold the bag...