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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Bitcoin, PLTR, and TSLA are going down after the Trump regime is over. OP might be early, but he’s not wrong
TSLA will just follow bitcoin, 350 soon might be the easiest trade in a few years
I would concede it’s possible. More likely TSLA randomly rallies 13% for no good reason.
This fucker and TSLA :P
DASH read the ER for dummies authored by TSLA or some shit wtf lol
Actually solid DD. Reminds me of that guy that called TSLA perfectly based on the number of Elmo's tweets.
Ahh explains why TSLA did the same. Forgot about those.
TSLA is selling cyber cabs starting April
Nah, TSLA will never tank. Have to accept it.
Hoping after CVNA they take down the other scam car company (TSLA)
See, TSLA owners. CVNA is how you're supposed to react to finding out the ocmpany you invested in is a total scam that doesn't make money.
Fuck TSLA not moving up with SPY
Are TSLA puts eod suicide?
This is the funding mechanism to get all the delusional TSLA buyers to dump their exit liquidity on Elon for his exit on the SpaceX IPO
I didn’t realized you can get 0DT with TSLA now 🤡
Yeah can really only 0dte TSLA once a week
0dte TSLA or SLV non stop for 6 months
I need 5x leveraged bull and bear on TSLA
Ive been shorting TSLA anytime it gets to $416 and then selling it when gets down to $414 or lower. Been working but once the fed minutes out I will change strategy
I have my TSLA lotto tickets ready to print if TSLA soars past $422 today
You get to choose one of the following events: \- TSLA crashes to a $25 stock \- SpaceX IPO crashes from $1.5T to $100B in the first hour \- MSTR announces bankruptcy Which do you pick?
She got lucky with TSLA, that's it. She's nothing special.
!banbet TSLA 430.00 7d
!banbet TSLA $369.42 1 week
!banbet TSLA $399 1day I feel like getting banned again
Nothing more meme than TSLA
1% OTM $420 0DTE TSLA calls are just .22 a piece right now, seems like free money
If TSLA was also red it would be as it should be
TSLA, here’s the deal, you need to bail my calls out. In like 4 hours. K cool.
!banbet TSLA 430 4h
Why is TSLA moving so slow
The 3/20 $410 TSLA calls I bought 20 mins ago are already down $340 :(
I’m still trying to figure out why TSLA stock is still running after seeing the robot show in China
You had puts On spy? You poor thing! I have puts on PLTR and TSLA. Calls on literally every other stock! All 4000ish baby!
Cathie's the joke of PE and has been since the 2000s. Perma bull on tech like TSLA, NVDA, and crypto. Everything she touches turns to dust... makes you think where those three are headed.
TSLA should just randomly go to $450 today. I'll admit it's because I have calls that expire today and am greedy. What of it?
$GME getting shorted >700% in the Epstein files. $TSLA was getting shorted too… Ryan Cohen has something planned… Michael Burry is buying GME shares now?
I dunno how someone looks at the daily candle for TSLA from yesterday and is like 'puts today is the play'. But to each their own.
One thing I never understood from TSLA fans is their argument against LIDR and being 'too expensive' If there is anywhere I'm willing to pay a couple extra dollars it's an autonomous ride that has the better safety record and added layers of security to not kill me
Calls on TSLA, damaged cars need replacing
This morning's news should be absolutely crushing for TSLA, except Musk will just say something about using AI robots from space in 2035 to improve to the point of being as bad as human drivers are. Stock up 10% on the news
TSLA puts is the play today
By extrapolating mileage data from Tesla’s (TSLA) fourth quarter earnings report, electrek estimates the company’s robotaxis have driven ~800K miles by mid-January. With 14 crashes on the books, that translates into 1 crash every 57K miles. By comparison, NHTSA data from 2022 shows human drivers will experience one minor or major crash (excluding fender benders) every 500K miles. By this measure, electrek suggests the Tesla (TSLA) robotaxi is 8 times more likely to crash than a human driver.
Should I take the win on my 690c weeklies at open? If so what should I turn them into? I also have AMD and TSLA puts
Redditors wont want to hear this but AMZN have the lowest capex-to-margin ratio of the Bag 7 (excluding TSLA, which has boomer margins). Burry is eyeing OpenAI and MSFT but thats where AMZN discount stems from
TSLA robotaxis 10x more likely to crash than human driven vehicles given Austin crash data (with safety monitor)
Honestly, TSLA is going to 800+ probably by end of this year. Too much money is invested in the Ponzi, 800 by end of this year and 1000 by end of this year for absolutely no reason but it will happen.
Another wsb regard that only reads headlines, ARK trades are literally public on their website, published daily, and TSLA is still 10% of $ARKK, as always. In regard terms: stonk go up they sell, stonk go down they buy
Someone come pick me up at TSLA $498
Daily reminder that ACHR is the second coming of TSLA
Not playing tomorrow. My 2026 move is simple, buy the dips on NVDA, TSLA, and GOOG. All three are market leaders with deep moats. Short-term noise is just an entry opportunity. Holding through year end.
Last I heard she said TSLA was going to $3000 or some shit
What everyone says right before they go balls deep on 0DTE puts on TSLA and get Shrek dildoed into Oblivion.
META, NVDA, TSLA all gonna have 0dte options tomorrow. You know what that means, right? …
her fund(s) in 2019 all held TSLA, and while the performance looked great, TSLA 9x in 2019 so her funds looked like a ripple effect of tesla.... ever since then, she sells anything that outperfoms and buys anything lagging like she can catch a reverse a falling knife.
She invested her funds heavily in TSLA very early on and made a lot of people a lot of money in the process. Outside of that, just about everything she's touched has turned to shit.
She got lucky during the pandemic betting on TSLA. She hasn't been able to repeat that success. Reminds me of Michael Burry who got lucy with betting against the housing market but hasn't been successful sense.
She actually bought TSLA at the bottom, that’s basically what made her famous. She got extremely lucky once and now she is basically a power ball winner who is trying to sell a strategy guide on how to win the power ball. She go
Holding these TSLA puts until they expire or I expire
Her and Elon will fuck and come up with a TSLA price target..... Give it time.
Am shorting TSLA until it hits 350 then buying and shorting again when it hits 390
I hope will pump in the morning so i can bought some PUT on TSLA !!!!
I've been doing ketamine every single day for almost 2 months but TSLA won't go back to 500. not sure what else to do at this point
Holding LEAPS puts on QQQ PLTR TSLA for 3 weeks and almost took the nice profit at 10 EST so I could actually focus on life but too greedy because I still think there’s so much downside upside. Sadge. See you tomorrow.
Betting against TSLA is the scariest shit imo. It’s the stock ticker with the most autism out there.
REEEE. at least TSLA stayed red. Not sure how dysfunctional robotaxis in their own home state isn’t worse news 😭
where to deploy my cash pile *mwahahaha* time to move markets with spoofing fractional TSLA shares to make musk rage quit
NVDA's moat doesn't change - they are the ones providing the shovels and will only expand further. With TSLA sales tanking (https://cleantechnica.com/2026/02/15/tesla-sales-down-tremendously-in-uk-norway-netherlands-germany-spain-sweden-denmark-portugal-switzerland/), TSLA's custom HW (no matter how good) will become irrelevant. Guess who'll have all the decades of R&D behind them and supply future autonomous vehicle chips? So I stand behind what I've said elsewhere - they'll be the first company ever to break 10T barrier.
I need TSLA to gap up 10% pronto
Hold or sell TSLA calls
18 minutes and I need you fuckers to pump SNDK and TSLA go gooooo
I want to short TSLA so bad but I literally lose money every single time. Guess I'll play it safe and short MSFT
grok 4.2 came out today and it is ass. Functional optimus robots is not going to happen, how is TSLA not cratering into the mantle of the earth
Some people are saying there's talk that Blue Origin and TSLA are teaming up to have a network of FSD Robotaxis on the Moon by 2028
Gotta learn on TSLA when to take profits
Please TSLA go positive, daddy could make quick 10k
random key word test nr.2 to see how algos react: full port calls life savings bol smart ber stupid NVDA TSLA MU APPL DAX TSX SPY DOW
"My only current holdings are two shares of TSLA for my children." Never listen to an idiot who has all the opinions in the world but no skin in the game, or money either.
Report: TSLA robotaxi more prone to accidents than humans *stock pumps*
MSFT sub $400 before TSLA, on a day musk is eating shit for a shit xAI model release, is too funny
Name a more irrational stock than TSLA
How in the fuck has msft dumped more than TSLA the last month, tell me that
No. I need my girl to be all in on TSLA
TSLA red with the other semiconductor fabs
I’m convinced that TSLA shills take out loans to buy these dips
TSLA shorts made me rich, spy shorts making me richer
TSLA taking a hot steaming shit today.
TSLA fanboys must be getting tired buying every dip
I bet it all. Sold 19 2/18 Wednesday TSLA PUTS STRIKE 375. COVERED. I AM RISKING 700,000 TO MAKE 4 HUNDRED DOLLARS
Convince me not to put my entire life savings on TSLA puts rn
Why is TSLA still above $20?
TSLA bulls with the unlimited cash supply