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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Believe it or not, but TSLA calls are literally guaranteed money here
Finally TSLA get down where you belong you POS
I’m still sitting on powder from trimming TSLA at $481 in early December.
Name one. I don't participate in speculation either way. That's the point. TSLA is 100% speculation and to short it requires some confidence in the timing of its correction. That much is very unpredictable and the fact that I'm not willing to gamble on it is in no way correlated with the truth that it's severely overvalued. It has been overvalued for much longer than 6 months - I think it's likely that it will bounce around for quite some time to come. People will absolutely make money on the volatility in both directions but it won't be me.
PLTR and TSLA reaching some key levels on the 6month charts. No doubt about it, Im ready to be hurt again. Positions: $10k in puts between em
The thing about TSLA is, iykyk
Can Elon merge SpaceX and TSLA to save my calls please
Hate to see I missed out on a nice -4% TSLA day but I got burned on it enough times I had to ban myself from touching it lmao
Where is the regard strength when im in TSLA calls man? How am i wrong on every call
TSLA to 0, but Elmo will buy it for $500 right before it gets there from lunar retards stock to save it.
why did i double down on TSLA calls holy fuck me.. what happened to the regard strength ???
TSLA V PLEASE holy fuck todays losses are insane
Why would anyone hold TSLA, like do they really think the price is more likely to go to 800 than 200? Even for a meme stock there isn't more room to pump.
This is a story that has been told 1000 times over the last ten years. You just figured it out? TSLA trades on hopes and dreams and the cult of Elon.
That’s cause regards here are holding calls on Hims, RDDT, AMZN, MSFT, TSLA, PLTR etc
TSLA needs to be about sub 320s......
TSLA is the go-to stock for a large chunk of clueless investors. These investors don’t examine ERs or any metrics for that matter; they just know to invest in companies that would “grow”. And since Tesla is seen as a futuristic company that supposedly represents clean energy, robots, and space travel by way of Musk, it’s seen as a natural investment. What you get is a grossly overvalued company that has been propped by nothing more than hype; never mind that Tesla has consistently failed to deliver on its promises. Basically, this is a meme stock.
yup and the Biden tariffs on EVs and batteries killing the market to protect TSLA
None of that is new, TSLA hasn’t been a “car” company for over a year. Don’t short or long TSLA for any reason, it’s a meme stock.
Instead of buying those TSLA puts, have you tried more gentle ways of hurting yourself such as CBT?
TSLA under 400 is kinda tempting just cause of the fan boys and nice round number to climb back to
Send TSLA to new lows because i just got stopped out of my calls please
F ELON fucking pos. why did i greed. Gave up my put gains and chased TSLA calls. Ending the day red is crazy
stopped out of my TSLA calls fuck sake, if it pumps im legit going to lose my mind.
Honestly thought the TSLA regard strength would send port green for once
TSLA calls gna print (please)
On a happier note, TSLA is below 400
TSLA below 400…what a gift opportunity to buy the dip
> but I believe Elon is going to try his best to get that trillion dollars. Of course he will, by pumping up the stock with hype about Robotaxis, AI, and Optimus robots that the actual products never live up to. > If he gets even close to those targets, TSLA will 10X from here. TSLA is currently trading at 372x earnings, so the expectation that the current hype comes true is priced in. If the company fails to dominate the industries in which it competes, or the revenue fails to reflect that, the stock will probably fall unless there's a huge population of retail memestock buyers out there with dry powder to invest.
Last chance to buy TSLA under 400
Sent MSFT a reddit care. Not for BTC or TSLA tho.
TSLA still hovering at 400--- Musk must be spending billions to keep this 'cheap stock' afloat
If TSLA breaks 400, where to go from there? Failed twice recently.
Someone is working really hard to stop TSLA from sinking
If you say so. I have no idea what Tesla is going to do, but I believe Elon is going to try his best to get that trillion dollars. Say what you will about their current position, but Tesla was the EV pioneer and perfected the supply chain and production process to the point where they are the only profitable EV maker outside of China. He's also grown SpaceX into a powerhouse. Will he do the same with new initiatives? I have no idea, but I wouldn't bet against him. The metrics he needs to reach to get his trillion dollar pay package are absurd. If he gets even close to those targets, TSLA will 10X from here.
In the Year of Our Lord 3066, TSLA's market cap is indistinguishable from infinity as they promise to sell 1 trillion Cybertruck 148's in the next quarter. The S&P 500 has crossed 7050 for the first time.
No TSLA? Maybe they're not regarded.
I just closed a $6000 TSLA put call expiring net month for $100 cash. Basically gave that money to Elon's family office last July. Live & learn LOL
Ive been selling TSLA puts. Me and Elon can go down together
!banbet TSLA 369.420 6.9 days
TSLA going up because...?
LMA TSLA is complete bullshit. These green candles are insane
The only product that Tesla sells is TSLA. That is all.
TSLA miracle bounce back with one green candle. This shit is getting old
I lost so much money buying puts on TSLA, now that my puts have expired and I rotate into calls TSLA doesnt pump ? are you taking a piss or what
TSLA always V's right ? RIGHT ?
What stock is more overvalued than TSLA? If you think the rhetoric only started ~2024 you have not been paying attention.
do you know what is crazy ? TSLA have this number as a PE ratio
As good as FSD has become, there is still a massive gap to close before you would trust sleeping in it for any serious commute. And even if that gap didn't exist, you have to look at what the maximum value is that it could deliver. I can order an Uber to take me anywhere I want, right now, today. How much could FSD possibly expand that value? The need for humans to move around is finite, but even more finite is the capacity of the street system of every city. The value baked in to TSLA is beyond what FSD could possibly deliver. If you're holding it now it should only be because you want to speculate on its future price.
I don't buy into the idea that TSLA is more than a car company. At least not much more. But for those invested in it, you better hope it is. At its current market cap, it's worth more than the next 35 biggest car manufacturers. Ones like Toyota and GM. That's insane in my opinion. Note: Data came from AI and not confirmed but likely correct.
If TSLA goes green it’s game over for Ber
Disclaimer: I only love TSLA when its going down because my puts print. I never buy calls on that regard stock. Now... Cybertruck - It was a gamble and it failed, but it was a good try. America is addicted to F150's. Thats the truck people buy year after year. Its the iPhone of trucks. They couldn't just make a 'truck but electric' to have the kind of impact they wanted. They gambled on memepower and complete difference to anything thats come before. RIVN is the only truck maker that seems to be selling 'trucks but electric' successfully - and they haven't really scaled yet. So far the F150 electric failed, the hummer ev failed, GMC, Chev etc - they all failed. Tsla tried something that didn't work out, but the gamble makes sense. The solution isn't 'trucks but electric', its 'truck buyers don't want EVs lets stick to cars'.
Those are not even close to the bubble that is TSLA. Wait until SpaceX IPOs. Musk will have two meme stocks to peddle to gullible believers.
Did you guys see Jensen said to buy TSLA puts and SPY calls.. we doing this?!
Its a scam but if you invested in it 10 years ago you'd be VERY green. TSLA is a meme and scam stock but it has so much power behind it... The powers that be
She's a 10 but invests in TSLA
Ill do it for you big dog !banbet $TSLA $400 2w
Why would you consider TSLA, NVDA, or PLTR to be peers of RDDT? RDDT should be considered to META (which you did), GOOGL, PINS, SNAP, etc.
It's a good thing TSLA is a Chinese EV company
I bought a put call on TSLA at ATH and it's down 30% currently
Nah it’s going to hit! If I’m right u owe $5 of $TSLA
Isn't TSLA a crypto holding company?
Odds of TSLA going to 350 tomorrow morning?
He absolutely could; Musk sold roughly $6.9 billion worth of Tesla (TSLA) stock in a single week in November 2021
TSLA puts. SPY Calls
!banbet TSLA 430 18h
TSLA 350, NVDA 180 sooner rather than later, that's for sure
Is TSLA made of corn too? Asking for my poots.
Probably the main thing to consider right now is your tax burden. I think your instincts are right that you don't want to just leave it as is; you probably want to consolidate it into safer (or at least less volatile) options. But, if you sell what you have, you'll have to pay taxes on it, and at 22 that could be a real problem. This is some important information: if you've held a stock for at least a year and a day, you only pay capital gains tax on it, which is generally 15%. So let's say you wanted to get rid of all your Tesla, so you sold roughly $60k worth of that stock. Google tells me TSLA traded at about $13/share on March 1, 2016, and it's now about $412 a share. (God bless Grandma.) To make it easy, let's just say you bought at $13/share and sell at $413/share, so you make $400 profit per share on 145 shares (that would be about $60k). Your gains would be $400 x 145 shares = $58,000. Since these are long-term gains (you held them more than a year), you'd owe 15% in taxes, which is $8,700. I don't know about you, but when I was 22, being surprised with an $8700 tax bill would have been a disaster. So, if you sell off a good portion of your portfolio so that you can put it in more cautious choices, be sure to hold some of the proceeds from the sale back to cover your tax burden. If there's anything in there that you've held for *less* than a year, then proceeds from the sale would count as ordinary income, in which case it just adds onto whatever you've earned in wages for the year. That might be a reason to hold onto some things so you could split the sales across two different years so you don't get hit with the full tax burden in one go. But, then of course you're risking a major drop in price while you hold it. You've just got to decide for yourself what level of risk you want to take vs. tax burden. In terms of what to put your portfolio into once you've sold the old holdings (or however much of them you're going to sell), you probably want to buy broad index-based ETFs. ETFs that track the S&P 500 as a whole like VTI, or ones that broadly track big companies (called "large-cap", meaning their market value is at least $10B) like VOO or IVV are usually where you want to go to get wide exposure. Right now is a bit of an odd time, though. There are some signs that we're in a bubble, and bubbles pop, and when they do, the whole market goes down hard, so having diversified doesn't protect you. No one can know for certain if we're in a bubble, or if we are how long before it pops, but just know that there is some reason to consider doing something other than the standard advice of putting it all in something like VTI or VOO. One option is to put a portion in an ETF that only holds things not based in the U.S., since that's where the bubble is if there's a bubble at all. VXUS is the ETF I'd recommend if you want to go that way. Another option is to just hold a bunch of it in cash in a high-yield savings account (HYSA) for a while. You could probably earn close to 3.5% interest in a HYSA while waiting to see if the bubble bursts or if fears of a bubble calm down. If there is a bubble and it bursts, then you've got your cash available to buy up equities on the cheap - much better to buy VOO or VTI after it's dropped 25%, right? Of course, if fears of a bubble are wrong, then things will have continued getting more expensive while you were only getting 3.5% interest on your money, so in that case you will have missed out on 6 months or 12 months or whatever that your money could have been growing faster. The last paragraph was trying to lay out (a) what people would normally suggest, (b) why that might not be best right now, and (c) what to consider given the worries of a bubble. Here, I'll give you my concrete recommendation. To let you know where I stand, I think we are in a bubble, so I've been selling most of the stocks that I've held for more than a year and moved the money into a HYSA. That being said, I've moved myself from about 97% stocks/3% cash to about 80% stocks/20% cash, so I'm still heavily invested and not willing to pay the extra taxes for short-term holdings just to get out now now now. If you don't want to learn about stock investing and just want a concrete plan, here's what I would do with a $120k portfolio that I wanted to make more cautious. First, sell off all individual stocks that have been held over a year. Things held a year or less, I'd hold onto them until they reach that year-and-a-day threshold then sell them. I'd put probably 80% of the money I now have in a HYSA, 10% in VOO and 10% in VXUS. Then every month, I'd buy like $3k worth of VOO and the same of VXUS, so I'm slowly moving the balance of cash to equities. If there's a crash and things become really cheap, jump on it to buy VOO and, if there are a couple big name companies you want to get, go ahead and buy a couple thousand dollars worth of them. Otherwise, just keep doing those monthly purchases until you're at something like 80% equities/20% cash. After that, when you have extra income available, buy more VOO, but always keep enough in cash so that if some disaster struck and you were suddenly without a job or place to live, you could afford to cover the necessities for 6 months. For the money you've invested, don't even look at it. The market will go up and down, but unless things go catastrophically different than they ever have before, the long-term trend will be up, so don't let yourself worry about a down week or even month; just know that when you're in your late 60s, you'll see just how much your money has helped you make more money!
Fuck you meta, sofi, hood Ofcourse I picked you rather than TSLA
Looking forward to TSLA being flat or slightly green tomorrow as spy is -2%
Yeah i had trouble shorting TSLA back in 2020 but I actually timed the March crash incredibly well.. I just think if the market pulls back 10%, high fliers could still see 25% drawdowns... where as how much more does BTC really have to fall before it actually becomes... value lol
What's the best short in the market right now? i almost think MU and SNDK have the most to fall but I could get behind shorting TSLA for revenge
MSFT has had consistently wonderful earnings, yet its hare price has sunk earnings report after earnings report. Down over 20% in 6 months, and continues falling. NVDA, TSLA, META, AMZN, even DIS, none have performed as poorly as MSFT. Not even close. A climb back up will take astronomical numbers, with zero glitches. In this environment? Seems the tide has turned, despite all the keyboard love that never ends for the stock - which does not translate into share value, ever. When earnings miss by even a hair expect steep steep declines. Unpopular opinion for sure, but the looking at past earnings, and reading the tea leaves, the short term future does not look bright but very flat.
You can, if you want to lose money. It's such a tiny amount that it's a small amount of money, but there are plenty of ways to do it. There's even a short TSLA ETF, TSLQ, you can just add that in the percentage it takes up of the index. You can also short, or use derivatives. https://testfol.io/?s=lBgZjaamWhg https://testfol.io/?s=3x6pcoGUOXu
TSLA sold 20,000 cyber trucks in the US last year? Who is unironically buying that POS??
I keep holding a small TSLA put position just so I can get some enjoyment when it finally all collapses.
Bought CALL options few times and it was all AMD, SPY, ORCL, TSLA, MSTR like that and entire market went down last year
In reality, holding TSLA right now is not a wise choice. Its core business is being impacted, and new growth points, including robotics, FSD, and AI, are still largely a story, but the market has already factored these stories into TSLA's value. Do you still think it has potential? Seriously, I'd rather invest in cryptocurrencies, so building a more secure and diversified portfolio is what you need to do now.
Well I would definitely divest from TSLA into either an ETF or a more balanced portfolio
Wbt puts on the bad guys? Black rock, PLTR, 3M, TSLA, IBIT, MSTR.. (the rest of the market)
I’m drunk but I’m gonna say fuck ADBE MSFT NVDA, GOOG, ORCL, FIG, TSLA, etc
Performance this quarter is largely a function of prior management (especially the dilution..). Q2 of this year will be the first real read into this management teams grasp on the business, and they soft guided to positive EBITDA on the call on Thursday. If they meet that, the stock will likely go to ATH quickly. The parallels to TSLA are pretty strong here IMO. Business model that everybody says is impossible, tough industry ripe for disruption, mission driven, management promising big things, yada, yada. We shall see. You have to be out of your mind to be short the stock going into the close on Monday, very high chance of numerous insider buys.
If you are diligent and with luck, some of your stocks may hit big. I FIRE’d at 49 mainly thanks to going all in and adding to AAPL since the first iPhone released (~$5 a share). Then the last decade I focused on investing as much as I can in to good stocks and index funds. I know people will say I lucked in to wealth but I also had other big hits like GOOG, NFLX, TSLA, SHOP, NVDA to name a few.
God Bless that Lady. Don't sell TSLA stock......
You probably understand more than you think because having 50% in TSLA moving forward likely isn’t wise so I agree with you there. I’d reduce the TSLA holdings to at least 20-30% instead. And I would move into ETFs with less volatility than TSLA as many have suggested. Looking into some gold backed ETFs specifically could take this up to the next level. You can actually use AI to help you search for tickers that at least somewhat match your interest or values. Your grandmother is/was a treasure! Good luck to you.
Do you have an IRA? If I were in your position, I'd open one immediately, and sell enough TSLA to then max out contributions for both 2025 and 2026.
Honestly I have TRIED to reduce my holding percentage of it several times and it keeps rising to the top. This Includes a portfolio that had even parts 20% of TSLA, SCHD, BST, and CII. Tesla continually reaches the 25% of holdings while the others stay in the 20% range.
Step 1: Sell it all. If you recently inherited it, cost basis should be near zero. So capital gains will be negligible. And gambling your life on Elon being able to keep TSLA propped up forever doesn’t seem very smart, even though he’s on a pretty good run. That’s what you would be doing if you DIDN’T sell. I do not believe anyone is going to buy a personal robot anytime soon and TSLA valuations are based on dreams and fictions. Step 2. Reinvest almost all of it immediately in a mix of index funds with high volume that expose you to the broad market. A lot of people choose SPY for this. Do NOT try to learn to be an individual stock picker with granny’s generous gift. Do NOT try to trade options based on which direction you think the price of TSLA is blowing. Just buy it and hold it. Thank granny for her generosity and show that you’re a good steward of it by thinking long term. Check in with whatever you choose once a quarter.
Currently doing blood rituals for our stocks to green dildo next week. Lmk any tickers you’d like Rn it’s RKLB TSLA NBIS MSFT NVDA PLTR
TSLA is *still* profitable but the trend is pointing in a clear direction and it's not a fluke. There are reasons for the decline and no respite in sight.
For all we know3 Grandma bought TSLA when it was trading under $10 (split adjusted). People let Elon and politics dissuade them from investing in TSLA but the stock has been a stellar performer and continues to hold up. And if he is going to make his trillion dollars, it means Tesla stock will 10X from here. Poor OP is going to squander his grandmother's hard earned portfolio listening to conservative opinions here.