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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Hard to say. TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm next year. I bet TACO will give Elon alot of government contracts to TSLA and SpacX in the coming months 👍
Whoever shorts TSLA at the right time. Man, you’re gonna be rich rich 🤑
Friday max pain for TSLA is way down in the high 300s. Maybe some of this insane pump is gamma squeeze?
I stopped buying puts because even though I don’t like TSLA, I do like money
December 31 prediction: NVDA $80, PLTR $10, TSLA $150, MU $0, NBIS & IREN bankruptcy
TSLA stock is a money laundering operation. Like mattress stores.
You fuckers totally missed the TSLA rally with you're goofy hate shit
Avg WSB bull: Lol the dollar sucks all in stonks! SPY ATHS! Also WSB bull to cashier: do you accept TSLA weeklies?
TSLA has unironic retard strength.
Dude this TSLA PE crap has been redundant for YEARS
Lots of meat on the bone left on TSLA puts still
How frustrating must it have been for those who bought puts on Friday, TSLA puts https://preview.redd.it/9gq8s1cefh7g1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfe819384616aa93dd34b2f470e6795548f48d38
How the fuck is TSLA only down 1.5%
TSLA shit on itself after hours
At least TSLA will be under $200 by morning, that makes me happy
Cathie Wood buy/sells today: Bought: $BMNR — 550,404 shares $COIN — 64,946 shares $CRWW — 136,670 shares $CRCL — 143,579 shares $XYZ — 92,845 shares Sold: $TSLA — 124,867 shares $SOFI — 42,465 shares $SHOP — 27,571 shares FUCKING CRCL AND CRWV LMAO
I’m sorry but their quarterly revenue currently exceeds their market cap by nearly 5x. How is this even possible? Also, TSLA trades at a PE of 374 with a TTM of 318. Lol, lmao even.
Even TSLA the memestock is following suite Somethings up
So was that the blow-off top for TSLA yet? Probably not 😞
Fomo will push TSLA to $900 next week
Idk if ur just looking at raw p/c ratio but i think dollar values matter and based on my tracker, NVDA has a way more bullish p/c long term, but tsla is bullish this week, however the tracker doesn't tell me whats been closed already. I can also guarantee NVDA has been heavily bullish for the last week, hence why I dca'd, but i cannot give exact values as it doesn't save history. NVDA: LONG: $600m c - $150m p (0.8) SHORT (1 month): $296m c - $93m p (0.76) TSLA: LONG: $14b c - $4b p (0.78) (insanity) SHORT: $275m c - $76m p (0.79) Regardless both are retardedly bullish so I just don't see any real downside long term.
Can TSLA stop being such a tease and get to $900 already
No crying in the casino while TSLA call holders get richer
TSLA could sell 3 cars, pass the GDP of the entire planet and still keep pumping and some of you would still buy puts
As retarded as this stock is...it held 470....,I hate TSLA more then anyone else but this is going to 500 and people arent gonna like it
Calls on teleportation. Puts on TSLA JETS F GM SPACEX
TSLA gets major market down grade. MUSK to announce Santa Sleighs with FSD, no deer needed by 2030. Stock pops 15%.
Much of GOOG valuation is no from the self-driving, but simply their internet business. Waymo's robocars can ONLY work as robotaxi for many years to come (instead of as personal robocars). It's why the market is not giving GOOG the same valuation they give TSLA, because the two companies followed completely different approaches to self-driving.
We’re fucked TSLA is now down $3 AH
I'm either down 50% or up 100% tomorrow, solely depends on if TSLA tanks like I think it will
Your onto something. This is the answer I was looking for. BTW read this horse shit Wedbush analyst Dan Ives has a "bull case" scenario where Tesla's market capitalization could reach $3 trillion by the end of 2026, driven by its AI, autonomous driving, and robotics initiatives. Wedbush reiterated its official price target of $600 per share, which implies a valuation of around $2 trillion. Wedbush considers 2026 a pivotal year for Tesla, emphasizing that the focus is shifting from traditional EV manufacturing to the potential for large-scale deployment of robotaxis. The current market capitalization for Tesla is approximately $1.5 trillion. Tesla Inc (TSLA) $475.11 I dont know anymore. Its either these guys are trying to create a massive pool of confused individuals or just maybe im missing something
It shocks me that people think TSLA being as inflated as it is, is anything real, it's manipulation and grift, it isn't that complicated.
Tell me about it, I've tried and failed several times to short $TSLA. For some reason it constantly goes up.
TSLA and PLTR have been great investments this year so far
Dad busts into my room, my face turns red as I scramble to hide my Teslight. TSLA +3%
Look at me I'm a market maker "AAAAAAH I'M AFRAID OF DEBT! I'M GONNA SELL THE MOST PROFITABLE COMPANIES ON EARTH AND ROTATE INTO TSLA!!! AAAAAAH"
Reddit being Reddit. They all loved TSLA up until a few years ago
What was the reason for TSLA pump today? I have been scalping TSLQ throughout the day, but now I want to open a bigger short position.
TSLA is being pumped by rich ppl who buy calls
ALGOs and funds are your kryptonite because you likely trade in the short term. They're your white whale. Your scapegoat. Fundamentals win 99.8% of the time. There's always some bullshit (TSLA, PLTR, ENRON).
TSLA 500c 12/26 or am I regard?
If you just buy shares, you will change your overall delta position. You will make money as TSLA goes up and lose as it falls. If you trade the deep option with the stock, this won't be the case. Say you are a professional trader and have multiple positions on in TSLA but are delta neutral and your position includes short stock. You might be short puts, long calls, etc to balance out the short stock. You may be paying 25 basis points for a short stock fee. You make a trade where you buy TSLA and sell the 5 calls. This is a neutral position, but now you are no longer short stock. You do it at a price that saves you money and is favorable to the person who took the other side. Here are the tags that appear on time and sales, see pages 24 and 25 [OPRA\_Pillar\_Input\_Specification.pdf](https://cdn.opraplan.com/documents/OPRA_Pillar_Input_Specification.pdf) My execution platform, WEX, will list these.
Weld a FleshGrok to it. TSLA +20
Just weld a FleshGrok to it. TSLA +20
A bear market is not enough to kill TSLA. You'll likely go bankrupt in a bear market before TSLA does
UBER already has autonomous robotaxi in Dubai and it has plans for the US. It's becoming the universal platform to book rides. TSLA is way behind the competition. Behind both Uber and Google. Lyft is pretty much done at this point.
Bro I'm a TSLA bull and even I think this is regarded. How tf are you going to get rid of the heat generated by all that compute? Space is a vacuum, genius.
All the Tesla haters mad they missed out on the gains. TSLA keeps going up… I love it
-200% in TSLA, 20% ETFs, 280% in cash. Thankfully I'm below $25k now and because of PDT, I cannot do anymore mistakes.
buying TSLA hands down for future invincible growth
How do you not buy calls... its breaking out obviously and is about to fuck all shorts. TSLA 525
Bitcoin is way cheap. And wtf is with TSLA ? Who even buys this? Why?
I see the tag in my time and sales feed. Different brokers/platforms may not show all available information. Typically this type of trade would be done to get long/short stock without changing ones overall delta. So, say a MM/professional trader is short TSLA stock in his overall position, but otherwise delta neutral. He may do this type of trade with another professional who is long stock. Depending on each party's cost of capital, it could be favorable to both sides.
So you're one of the people buying TSLA stock/calls at the ridiculous valuation. You're braver than me
Why wouldTSLA be in this market anyway? This seems like more of a business for SpaceX or xAI. TSLA can’t handle the fixed costs and massive investment a data center needs. Btw - you’re going to need LEAPS much further out than one year. You know how long it takes to build a data center on land? (Hint, longer than a year). I’m also completely disregarding the fucking mountain of technical hurdles to get here.
What the heck did I just read…? What‘s the breakeven on those Leaps with TSLA‘s insane premiums on options?
Don't they use someone else's chips for grok? I've said it since the beginning. TSLA is not a car company. It's a data mining company and all those cars on the road are giving vital data back to TSLA. If you think their main business is selling cars, well I've got a condo on beach front property in the middle of the Sahara I need to get rid of. Super cheap!
Ford just admitted it can't do what TSLA already did.
I sold off my TSLA shares today at 481.02. Made about 225%. Feels good to be out.
Sorry kids daddy bet the house against TSLA because he thought he was smarter than Elon Musk
PLTR, GOOG, MSFT, TSLA economy.
TSLA is the easiest short to find. Totally needs to dump 20%. Which is exactly why we all need to buy $500 calls & go to bed.
Imagine what SPY would have been if it wasn't for TSLA being up on vaportaxis
Lmao it’s a joke, you literally can’t buy TSLA options AH
In a correction TSLA is first thing to go down. This is just normal fluctuation unless it’s ai then you are cooked ig?
I was up $4.5k on Friday. Over traded going for the gold. Gave it back. I was up $2.7k today. Over traded going for the gold. Gave it back. Now -1.8k instead of +7k. I need to learn to take a win & sit on my hands. Hopefully I can asap. Need a win just to change my thought process. Thinking all in on TSLA 500 calls for maybe Jan 2.? Maybe even shorter dated. I want to short it terribly, that’s why I’m thinking calls.
Only this guy could lose a bullish TSLA bet.
MM bots trying to sell you on TSLA puts to offset the huge number of calls they have been selling.
I am short QQQ but have officially given up shorting TSLA for now. There will one day be profit to be made on the way down but for now I refuse to give away money to retards
TSLA infinite money glitch. Should just buy calls
TSLA shorts are looking at me seductively
Saw some dude who was short QQQ and long TSLA. Sounds dumb as hell, except for the fact that it is probably making that dude money and way better than any of my plays. Goes to show that it doesn't matter if you're stupid as fuck, if you are right, you make money.
Great day. Sold calls from Friday at open and bought puts. Sold first set of puts at he drop. Then rebought longer puts wood and got TSLA puts eod 🐻🇺🇸🐻
TSLA puts today were the obvious choice
If those regards over at r/Bitcoin & r/MSTR had just bought r/TSLA instead, think of how much better off their mental would be. https://preview.redd.it/ge9u9qb3nf7g1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b4feeb063d79e6795b804bc0a9963a5deb3151
What a great Monday up +$47k thanks TSLA !!
PLTR 200c Jan TSLA 520c Feb CIFR 20c Feb IREN 40c Feb
What are you doing step TSLA?
Just a reminder: someone paid 5M in premiums for 12/19 TSLA 500Cs.
after so much shit talk, TSLA is the only one holding the market today
I wouldn't. The most likely case is a short term relief rally is going to come soon involving AVGO/ORCL/etc and the relief move there is going to take TSLA to a $500 tag. Seriously, if AI stocks weren't continuing to get stomped into the ground, you probably could double this percentage move by TSLA. Most likely case is that the key top has been in for a while on the Nasdaq now, but TSLA is going to set a fresh record with 0 help from the Nasdaq.
TSLA robots going to be a game changer - instead of asking an AI chat bot to google something for you imagine an actual robot doing your work for you, making you dinner, and you can fuck it.
It'll largely sell off tomorrow. That's what TSLA does. 20 point gain 18 point loss 22 point gain 24 point loss until a launch or stagnation.
Ok, now time to buy TSLA puts. Waited till EOD 🐻🇺🇸🐻
Still think TSLA will hit $900 before eoy
Weird day ,TSLA doing a TSLA and flying for absolutely no reason ,small caps getting obliterated ,SPY having a mostly flat day going either way.
TSLA is proof we live in an oligarchy
#TSLA is the only thing keeping SPY from collapsing right now LMAO🤌
The same way TSLA can go up that fucking much with no actual new news.
Same here but the opposite. When it reaches 20 trillion and beyond, I will use my 15 million in TSLA profit and buy as many calls as humanly possible.
TSLA is the Enron of our time. How can anyone possibly justify it being at these levels??