TSLA

Blade3colorado

No way, no how, would I buy TSLA at their current price point. Farting is as close as I'm going to come to giving a shit about TSLA.

bobby992992

i know what you're going to do this week. i've watched it for ten years. https://preview.redd.it/sluic627lkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=31d3a3de51b93c37ddbf076bca50af362daf71c3 [](https://preview.redd.it/fomc-4-mag-7-earnings-in-24-hours-here-is-exactly-how-each-v0-9mqjvoglkkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c713d6898dd08da0a91792ef085fbb280507e2ec) monday: you buy QQQ puts because it "looks toppy." tuesday: NQ grinds up another 0.4%. you average down on the puts. "this can't keep going." wednesday 1:55pm: you YOLO 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell speaks because "the dovish pivot is priced in." 2:01pm: powell says one boring word. NQ rips 200 points. your puts go to zero. 2:04pm: NQ reverses 300 points. your calls go to zero too. 2:06pm: somehow you lost money on BOTH sides of the trade. thursday: you post the loss porn. it gets 4k upvotes. friday: you do it again with rent money. every. single. time. \--- let me explain something to the regards in the back. NQ closed friday at 27,440. that is an ALL TIME HIGH. the chart printed higher highs and higher lows for 5 sessions in a row. the trend has been up for 18 months. and a third of you are about to short it because "intel was up 23% in one day, that's unsustainable." brother. the market has been unsustainable since march 2009. you have been wrong for 16 years. you will be wrong this week too. \--- here is the actual setup if you can read past the crayons. new ATH zone: 27,440 to 27,500 1st support: 27,100 to 27,200 breakout retest: 26,900 to 27,000 bull: hold 27,200, clear 27,500, run to 27,800 bear: lose 27,000 before wednesday, dump to 26,800 chop: pin in a 240 point box until powell talks. classic. \--- THIS WEEK YOU FACE tuesday: case-shiller, consumer confidence (nobody cares) wednesday: FOMC 2pm, powell press 2:30, MSFT + GOOGL + META + AMZN all dump earnings after close thursday: GDP, PCE, jobless claims at 8:30, AAPL after close friday: payrolls if we're unlucky four of the five biggest names in the index report Q1 in the same 24 hours as a fed decision. that has happened maybe ten times in your trading life. ATR will double. options vol is going to vaporize whichever side of the iron condor you're sweating. \--- PREDICTIONS 70% chance powell says "well-positioned" five times. NQ pops 100 points then dumps 200. your 0DTE calls expire worthless and your puts also expire worthless because you held them through the bounce. 20% chance one of MSFT GOOGL META AMZN misses on AI capex guidance. NQ futures dump 400 points after-hours. you don't even have a position because you got stopped out earlier in the day on the 1 minute chart. 10% chance everything beats. NQ goes to 27,800. you watch from cash because you blew your account tuesday on 0DTE TSLA puts. \--- this is not financial advice. this is me explaining to you that wednesday at 2pm is not a buying opportunity. it is a kill zone. stop trading 90 minutes before FOMC. stop buying 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell. stop adding to puts at the literal all time high. your wife's boyfriend already knows this. that's why he's the one driving the new car. \--- positions: cash. like an adult.

Muted-South4737

I'm holding TSLA calls. I'm not proud of it, but comments like yours are 100% why I am sure they'll print.

Weak-Pomegranate-435

TSLA is the exception, Not the rule. Don’t count on it

Good_Ride_2508

One of my relatives started around 20s. His main investments are TSLA and NVDA. When I asked how he ended buying these, he said that he wanted to buy his dream car Tesla (not lambo!) during college days, but bought TSLA shares using his internship money. This made his $40k to $400k. During colleges days, he assembled his own computer and used NVDA chips for gaming. Having seen the quality of NVDA product, he sold some TSLA and just invested with NVDA stocks. Both took him to a million by his 30s!

Valkyrie_Skuld

Oh no. Did you buy puts? I was gonna ask if you bought TSLA puts

Valkyrie_Skuld

You trade TSLA right?

Maximum_Fuel9138

Worth flagging this is 3 days old, which is meaningful given what's happened in markets since. The S&P had one of its top-20 single days in history this week, NVDA closed past $5T market cap, and the entire mega-cap stack got upgraded across the board. That said, Breeden's call isn't crazy, and the data partially agree with her. On Haruspex's investment-horizon scoring (the long-view register, not tactical), the Mag 7 are all still bullish-buy: AAPL 68, MSFT 70, NVDA 72, AMZN 72, GOOGL 72, META 66, TSLA 65. So the engine isn't reading "too high" the way she is. But here's where her warning has teeth. NVDA's us\_china\_official dimension dropped −11 today, us\_china\_unofficial dropped −25. AAPL's US-China dimensions both sit at 35. The scoring is upgrading the AI buildout case while *downgrading* the geopolitical case in the same session. That's the gap a central banker would notice, equity markets are pricing the upside, not the tail risk. Bear case here isn't "stocks are too high" in the abstract. It's "stocks are pricing the bull case while ignoring the geopolitical risk that's actively rising." Breeden's right that the tape isn't fully pricing the risk; the data just disagrees that valuations are unsupported. Both views can be coherent.

Initial_Ad_9250

Because it's TSLA. You don't use reason with this ticker.

iShitBloodandCumShit

When do the TSLA warsex robots that we stole from an alternate universe come in and save the day?

imustbegthequestion

An Alien invasion would actually convince me to invest in TSLA.

Muse2021

Sorry for your loss!!! The market turned sharply bullish to grab liquiduty ( in Puts) after staying bearish 2 months. You are having difficult time transitioning from bearish to bullish mindset. There are certain tickers that are still bearish and I made small profit having bearish outlook on TSLA earnings. I was watching CAR and LMT dropping sharply during last week. I was cautious and did not buy PUTS on those as I was recently burnt by MSTR Puts. In my two cents, what you can learn from this experience, Don't get bearish when a stock is making all time high... I am making this statement thinking about SNDK. It is going upwards and who knows how high it would go... But once it get flat or you see 4-5 red candles then you can buy puts. I think CVNA, NFLX, TSLA and LMT are going to drop or move side ways in coming week. However, I could be wrong and would not suggest to blindly trade . Do your due diligence and see market trends. Good luck and Hope you recover your losses soon..

Big_Bad_Fish11

asking in all seriousness, is there any chance for TSLA to hit $450 by end of May?

gphie

Of course we know the majority of his wealth is in equity. He's still wealthy, and was selling billions of dollars worth of TSLA on the regular between 2021-22 whenever he needed money for rockets or whatever

Cav829

I guess from the standpoint of seeing one of the worst markets that made no sense in '08, it's made a twisted sort of sense... until the last 4 weeks. We joke about vibe trading and TSLA"s hilarious P/E, but the S&P as a larger whole has at least somewhat fended of the sheer insanity of all the meme stocks... until now. A counter-trend rally, even to this degree, can have a form of market logic behind it... But the money is really just all going into the semis, which are the singular most vulnerable sector of all. They're both vulnerable to the looming energy crisis AND the helium shortage. So say you want to believe in a twisted sort of logic that this demands and look at helium stocks... APD is basically barely back to its October numbers. LIN is a bit above Fall numbers. I'm always willing to accept I don't know everything and the Street might know something, but it's like they're pricing in a magical infinite energy reactor and the ability to 3D print raw materials at this point. So you eventually have to just go with the line of thinking from the article: buy the dip investors have hit peak invincibility syndrome and just believe downside no longer exists.

Standard_Tea8250

TSLA 500 when

jsands7

You’re replying an asking questions to me, kid. You’re on here giving investment advice to people that might not realize you are clueless — you may have cost people a lot of money with that horrible TSLA call. Stay in your lane; leave it to the professionals.

jsands7

Looks at when you were posting this thread a year ago. TSLA was at $284… this was basically the worst time possible to short it. It had already bottomed out in April/May and proceeded to go straight up for the rest of the year. Shorting TSLA a year ago was a horrible call

Muted-South4737

Will TSLA finally die, now that he's admitted to lying about FSD?

Lil_Hater112

NVIDIA Corporation (NVDA): 3.46% Ubtech Robotics Corp Ltd (9880.HK): 3.36% XPeng Inc. (9868.HK): 3.32% Xiaomi Corporation (1810.HK): 3.31% Tesla, Inc. (TSLA): 3.28% Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL): 3.23% Red Cat Holdings, Inc. (RCAT): 3.05% Ondas Inc. (ONDS): 2.81% Symbotic Inc. (SYM): 2.74% Rainbow Robotics (277810.KS): 2.67% Nvidia exposure, ubtech, xpeng and xiaomi are active in humanoids, some tesla bcs it will hype up humanoids, google never bad, rcat and ondas bcs why not, rainbow robotics i think are focusing on quadrupeds humanoid, so it makes sense, but didnt want heavy nvidia so i made it sense for less %

Regenbooggeit

Or that guy who was up ten of millions on TSLA calls and then lost it? But I think that wasn’t on here. Didn’t he try to sue?

Crafty_Priority8026

ETFs rebalance things quarterly, and then adjust in real-time depending what market does. If, say, TSLA is selling off, major funds reduce their exposure accordingly. The only time you'd see something like SPY tank is if the whole market is taking a dive. One component having a bad run is not going to affect the fund significantly. As far as I understand, the main difference between funds like SPY, QQQ, VOO, VT and such is in how they distribute dividends and in their fees structure.

f0xinaround

I was in one of those TSLA robots that were debuted to make drinks and stuff.

OG_L0c

TSLA is down 6% because their cars are shit. Real players drive a 2002 Honda Accord

aka_crashoverride

I watched paint dry all day with TSLA, while everyone else was yeeting their life savings into AMD.

Stationary_Wagon

Market is rising but TSLA is underperforming compared to the market. It needs an excuse to drop. That excuse is macro environment. That means you are right and market will drop next week.

9yr0ld

The company is a hype stock. If you want to talk about crazy valuations, look at TSLA. It has maintained upward momentum for years now far outside any rational cost basis. The point is, I always find it incredibly risky to bet against hype stocks. The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Couple this with the fact that OKLO is also being driven up as part of the energy boom, I’m personally staying far away from shorting it.

100xOrBust

!banbet TSLA 420.69 3d

trust_it_bb

Elon about to announce TSLA’s new product, it’s a gpu chip made inhouse, that stores infinite data, has 500gb of ram, built in micro nuclear reactor, that mines bitcoin, that’s also a rocket but somehow a cpu, that has selfdriving, also a solar panel, and lastly AI inside. TSLA to 15t market cap 📈📈

Initial_Ad_9250

!banbet TSLA 420.69 1w

Initial_Ad_9250

!banbet TSLA 420.69 1 week

NeotroO

Shorting INTC, is like Shorting TSLA; you get burned.

Spare-Club-5326

elon is insane and $TSLA mkt cap is 1.18T

DJ_Mimosa

Google: Competing with semi-conductor companies with their TPUs. Competing with AI companies with Gemini, which will soon be integrated into Apple devices and will have an edge by integrating throughout the Google eco-system. Competing with TSLA with Waymo. Competing with META and TikTok (Oracle) with Youtube. Google, NVDA, and AVGO are the only Mag8 companies I would invest in right now.

Nemodin

I know no one cares, but just for the record: some people (like myself) do not take positions with war dealers, nor PoS CEOs (looking at you too TSLA)

Perfect_Painter_7863

!banbet TSLA 400 7d

Perfect_Painter_7863

!banbet TSLA 400 7 days

f0xinaround

It's not worth it when it comes to investing. You just get folded. I've only successfully shorted TSLA like two times. And that market manipulation tweet from 🥭 with PLTR recently really fucked me.

Perfect_Painter_7863

Full porting TSLA with margin

WillTheGreat

Tempted to grab some TSLA 375p as a gamble on this bounce

greg_r_

!banbet TSLA 360 2 weeks

whodey84

Best thing about seeing SPY/QQQ rip is TSLA isn't part of it. LOL

Perfect_Painter_7863

TSLA going to 400 monday

Matt2_ASC

Just looked at TSLA 10Q. Their bitcoin holdings lost 529M between September 25 and March 26. They did not buy or sell any BTC. Just straight up lost 529M in value.

kftnyc

We've all been there. I missed a $175k spike on some TSLA calls in early 2020 because I was distracted by my girlfriend being a drunk cunt.

Perfect_Painter_7863

TSLA 400 when (im coping)

Valkorion335786

TSLA

ListerineInMyPeehole

PLTR and TSLA investors looking really smart today

FatFluffyFish

Both AAPL and TSLA 5m charts look like the McD logo lmao

dopexile

You think stocks trade based on earnings. Must be new around here and haven't seen TSLA for the last decade

ohyonghao

I put $12k in TSLA and sold last year when Doge happened with $24k. I rolled that into AMD, bought $16k more for a total of 301 when it dipped again at $200. So $40k in (or $28k starting from TSLA) and now worth $105k. Somehow I went from index funds only to having a quarter of my networth in one company.

myjumboloanapp

Well i guess not most but 3/7 are still pretty far off MSFT at 419 (ATH is 555) META at 676 (ATH is 796) TSLA at 373 (ATH is 498)

Perfect_Painter_7863

all these Ai and chip stocks booming and here I am with a full portfolio of TSLA

powerboner

Can MSFT and TSLA just get de-listed already please

Vaynard709

go up TSLA

Ryu6912

Caught those two huge green candles and nabbed a $5K scalp, net profits $4K for the day after FOMOing TSLA puts after the dip earlier.

vermilli21

TSLA didnt get the memo and my puts are loving it

tnguyen5057

TSLA you piece of 💩 do something

vermilli21

At least my TSLA puts are working out until it isnt

Salty-Bid1597

I am a TSLA buyer at $5

DrWorstCaseScenario

BTO 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @3.78

DrWorstCaseScenario

BTO 3x TSLA 5/1 390c @3.78

LeDoohickey

So glad I put my life savings into TSLA when it was at all time highs

Far-Requirement9180

TSLA is drunk as fuk, go home you drunk fuk lol

Far-Requirement9180

TSLA you regarded as fuk lmaooooooooo

vermilli21

TSLA LMAO, puts up 4x

Meeting_Ok2

Holy TSLA

Scarfaceb1tch

Who dropped the hammer on TSLA shit

MutaliskGluon

Fraud. He is going to someone join TSLA with SpaceX, get the market cap above the numbers he needs, to get the trillion dollar pay package. He is the greatest grifter of all time.

shindiggaa

JFC TSLA dump

vermilli21

1/3 of my lottos working out. DIE TSLA

NoProfessional4650

Genuinely don’t think there’s anywhere close to the Bay Area in terms of wealth and insanity. AAPL, NVDA, META, GOOG, PLTR, TSLA, Anthropic, OpenAI, NFLIX, MU, INTC, AMD, AVGO, MRVL… list goes on

Steak_Itchy

Why would TSLA pump? Makes no sense man.

Metal-Water

Me every Friday morning: “ I should’ve bought TSLA 0dte calls “

Mediocre-Gas-3831

!banbet TSLA 390 3d

Indiusa

!banbet TSLA 420 7d

Scarfaceb1tch

Rip to whoever bought my TSLA 380p for $8.00 at ope

neverseengreen

TSLA 400 calls a month out is the move

Full_Cash6140

Legitimate companies are actually creating generational wealth with real earnings and huge growth, and still a bunch of clowns are chasing TSLA, the biggest scam stock in history. So dumb

curling_rocks

TSLA should be up double since they’re a 2x semi company now

tbiol

TSLA doing TSLA

shindiggaa

TSLA going crazy

Scarfaceb1tch

Skated closely out of TSLA and SNDK puts without taking too much of a hammer to my port. Holding CAR 200 for next week and just grabbed INTC 83 for next week. Don’t think INTC drops too much but think there will be profit taking and it doesn’t hold this level

shindiggaa

big TSLA drop

curling_rocks

TSLA is a semi too guys 🥹🥹🥹

vermilli21

Got a quick scalp on futures to make up for some loses on TSLA puts when it opens

clockwork5ive

People always say “it’s incredibly hard to outperform SPY.” Been doing it for years. Literally just straight up for 8 years now. Over that time I’ve bought and sold NVDA - still holding SOFI HOOD AMD - still holding INTC - still holding TSLA BTC And even though VOO / VGT makes up like 80% of my portfolio, I’ve essentially doubled the markets gains just by making the right plays. It’s easy.

vermilli21

Double checking if I have puts on anything…only TSLA 3 weeks out. I should be safe

GittingerFredl

And TSLA should not have a market cap of 1.4 trillion, yet here we are.

Life_Dot_7072

NVDA, TSM, GOOGL, TSLA all showing nice bounce. But is this real relief or just a dead cat before another leg down?

vitalalgorithms

Everything looks good and then there is TSLA

Red_Zone_Broly

SpaceX aiming to be listed in early June. How long before Elon does something questionable (merge, buyout etc) and does his yearly tanking of TSLA again?

mapf0000

Congrats. I’ve never seen a more delusional bunch of cucks than TSLA ‘investors.’ Calling that ‘investing’ is like calling taking a dump ‘plumbing work.’ Every dollar they lose is doing God’s work.

Ill-Mousse-3817

Yeah, he means merger, but the point stands. \> Tsla investors don’t really get diluted because there’s a proportional amount of shares to the combined new market cap By definition, as the market cap is the sum of the shares. What's the point? \> Second, the way he described it is you give these shares to spacex holders and the valuation combines to greater than the sum of its parts. And still, with spacex you get a bigger slice. Of course, as long as spacex is not listed hold tesla or whatever you want, but if you think an acquisition is going to happen, you want to own the company that will get acquired. \> its run up will be largely cost prohibitive And still, TSLA will pay a premium on that

bmoney831

I mean he’s already wrong because you need a private company to do a rto and tsla is already public for starters. Second, the way he described it is you give these shares to spacex holders and the valuation combines to greater than the sum of its parts. Tsla investors don’t really get diluted because there’s a proportional amount of shares to the combined new market cap. And they even rise because of the increased market cap beyond the sum of parts. So if you buy TSLA now, which you can do and hold, then you can benefit from a long term play. Whereas spacex can’t be bought, its run up will be largely cost prohibitive, and you can either buy stocks or options while volatility is lower than it would be closer to that point.

aomt

iNTC is a new TSLA

bmoney831

So essentially but TSLA and a lot of it?

_ThisDickAintFree_

Will my TSLA $350p print tomorrow? Probably.

Bagholder147

I hope you win .but it's TSLA

radishr

TSLA just needs to dump 33 more dollars in the next 3 hours for me to win my banbet. No worries!