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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I'm not sure if I'd want to use TSLA as my comparison for an investment.
Next week. I have some powder for trimming TSLA at $481 in early December. Waiting for the market to dump some more before buying.
Tesla bubble won't pop. When it's teetering on the precipice, SpaceX will buy TSLA at $420.69/share. He's playing 69D chess, because in order to fuck 12 year olds you have to think like a 12 year old.
I wish Robinhood rolled out short selling when TSLA was approaching $500.
TSLA bagholders waiting for Optimus to wipe their ass
Just bought a TSLA put to save the market
Crazy how TSLA, NVDA, AMZN & META all at the 200 MA right now. MSFT obviously below it. Might see a bounce from here.
Does Leon still have TSLA balls deep in 🌽 or did he sell it?
I have made some money on TSLA puts a couple of times, but I shy away from it. Even when I am certain of a negative catalyst ahead, the stock often seems to react positively when that negative catalyst plays out exactly as everyone expected. "Terrible results, but stock up on new grand promises of something or other".
Legit thought TSLA would hold at 400 for a couple days while Elon did some fraud to stop the bleed, but it's just in freefall lol
Who hits $350 first, TSLA or MSFT?
Sold 2/5 of my TSLA 400p took profit scared of the V. Instant dump after
Can't wait to see TSLA below 380 and Muskrat losing principle
Musk buying all TSLA stock to try and keep it at 400
TSLA 350p are free money
TSLA calls for tomorrow at magic marijuana number strike price Don’t @ me
Whose buying the TSLA 420c for tomorrow with me
Please no V I need a blood bath specifically TSLA -10% ty
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I don't understand what the title implies. If you bought TSLA at IPO, if you bought $10,000 worth that would be valued around $3,000,000 today. It's hard to complain when that same money would be worth $80k if you had bought the S&P 500 instead. Again, you can like/dislike Elon for various reasons, but I think it's hard to argue against the investment success over the last 15 years.
TSLA hit the 300s before 500 throwing away a 95 point lead. This makes me warm inside
They've been undervalued the whole time (minus AAPL & TSLA) Their growth rates and profit margins are unreal even if AI never becomes profitable
I really wanna play this 3x TSLA short, but god this stock never makes any sense
Interesting to see the ETFs still holding $TSLA investment after the Epstein revelations. Any moral left at JPM, Schwab, Goldman etc.? Managers, boards of directors... all feeling okay? Ethic standards, codes of conduct everyone has to sign each year? Is it just a formality that does not mean anything? Or is everyone in the same swamp?
TSLA already V'ing is disgusting but funny since I don't touch it anymore
Need a -10% day from TSLA market rotating out of tech but forgetting about the most overpriced tech stock ever
What wr shorting? Probably TSLA right? Dont see how that does well
Unlikely. If anything, I'm worried that any success @ pumping SpX stock will end up pumping TSLA. By now it's all one intertwined financial empire that is likely to tank entire US economy when it pops.
$TSLA is at the PE ratio of over 400 and headed into 500 territory as this revenue keeps on going down.
I totally get the anxiety. Between the "Double Top" talk and the French authorities raiding X's offices (which definitely adds to the "Elon Risk" premium), it’s easy to feel bearish. However, if you look at the medium-to-long-term quantitative data, the picture is more about consolidation than a guaranteed "steep decline." I’ve been tracking some analysis from WhaleQuant, and their latest technical breakdown (as of Feb 4, 2026) offers a more nuanced view: Volatility Compression: TSLA isn't necessarily "dying"; it's in a "Squeeze" phase. The price is currently about 1.9 ATR below the adaptive KAMA baseline ($439). In quant terms, this usually means energy is building up for an asymmetric move once the compression resolves. Trend Score: Their system gives it a 40/100, which means the trend is currently "Indeterminate." While the long-term trend remains bullish, the short-term lacks confirmation. The $400 Level: You're right that it's hovering around $400. WhaleQuant notes that recent price action shows limited conviction and low participation, meaning neither the bulls nor the bears have taken control of the narrative yet. My take: The news about France and X is noise that affects sentiment, but the "Double Top" only confirms if we see a high-volume break below structural support. Right now, the data suggests we are in a "Pre-Expansion" phase. It’s a waiting game to see which way the volatility breaks. Would love to hear if anyone else is watching the ATR or KAMA levels on this.
I am telling you now that Tesla has a PE of 390, more than 10x the other MAG 7. No one wants shitty overpriced cars, or useless overpriced sex dolls pretending to do our laundry. When TSLA dies, I'm going to cum so hard all day everywhere. You better look out to not get pregnant
Buy TSLQ. Profit. Maybe. I’ve lost a shitload of money by buying that ETF ahead of earnings last year when TSLA was at $250. Bought some more when TSLA was at $490 and pared some losses, but trying to predict how that stock will move seems like a fool’s errand. I’d stay the hell away from it.
My thoughts is leave it alone. TSLA is too dangerous to buy and too dangerous to short. At least long term. Play it for a quick swing trade if that's your thing. Also X is a different company than Tesla.
One reason for TSLA's market cap resilience is the share owners' resolve that this is a long term investment. I see no reason that those same investors, who are going to be the first and maybe only people with access to this IPO, are all of a sudden going to expect profits this quarter from data centers that don't exist yet.
I also wonder if the current crypto crash is related to Mango Mussolini's foray into crypto. If they can crash BTC, then crypto bros will have no other option than to buy his coin? This is probably too simplistic, but I can't think of any other explanation. Also, how hasnt TSLA tanked? They literally put on their books their BTC holdings and counted it as equity. Doesn't this crash SEVERELY affect their valuation? Anyone monitoring those countries that have adopted BTC as a national currency, ehem, El Salvador?
People used TSLA as a proxy for space x. If they spin off SX as a standalone stock I think TSLA will deflate. But is not worth the risk.
I don't need to worry about making money on SpaceX or any other stonk! Elmo said the human race won't need jobs or money any longer because AI. I'm a new man, tomorrow at 9:30 est I'm going to offload all my TSLA, CVNA and MSTR puts my SLV and everything else because AI abides.
TSLA made me a millionaire, I bathe in Redditors tears daily
Well, it had a PER of 100. Granted not 300 like TSLA, but still much more than NVDA's 30. So one could ask: Why should RHM be 3 times more expensive than NVDA? (PERs by memory, should not be off by too far though.)
We are in a bull market. As soon as we turn, TSLA will be one of the first and biggest drops.
If useless crap like corn is popping, TSLA should be next to go to it's fair value of 40
holding my CVNA and TSLA shorts strong
PayPal’s alum is trading at 400PE, yet TSLA just keeps grinding on. Logical? Perhaps. Reasonable? Eff no.
Just look at TSLA. That shit should have tanked over a year ago. But somehow is still over $400 with a P/E of, checks notes, 392. I tried to buy puts on TSLA once, realized the stock is irrational and i have banned it from my port lol
There is literally no company more overvalued than TSLA vs. fundamentals, and this incl. Palantir btw. Elmo is incapable of operating companies with less than 3-digit forward PE.
Short TSLA to 300 seems easy
TSLA is a meme stock at this stage. It shouldnt be anywhere near that valuation. But markets aren’t logical. It’s pretty much done as a car company and now the latest pivot/sleight of hand is to Optimus…..
🌽 Will go to 0 and TSLA will be up 5%
😂. The only stock you need for the next 10 years is $TSLA
This time last week, all anyone could talk about was GLD/SLV “why aren’t you investing dollar is worthless!” Now, we’re bagging on crypto. Next week, we’ll be singing hallelujah jesus about NVDA or TSLA or some other bullshit.
I don’t, can you explain it beyond he gets TSLA shares? Or is there some other mechanism
NVDA, TSLA and GOOG are the obvious answers I think
> what we call "tech" now, may not be tech in the long run You're basically saying whatever survives and succeeds would be the "tech" of the future. Which is not exactly a groundbreaking insight. That is how it's always been. > But if I were to invest in tech etfs, I don't think I need to be worried I think these tech etfs should continuously beat the broader market. That is simply not true. As you implied, it requires the ETF to track whatever the new "tech" is faithfully. Like even today VGT does not include AMZN, META, GOOGL, and TSLA. So if they skyrocket and others lab, VGT can lag SP500 even when tech wins.
TSLA could trade at $40 and still be more expensive than NVDA....let that sink in
Short TSLA and buy MSTR.
TSLA is more corrupt and more tied to the US gov. they get special privileges of being allowed to break the law or given unfair competitive advantage. kinda like that $400 million plan to buy armored Teslas? except that one didn't go through. or like Elon using DOGE to stop investigations into his companies. which did go through.
🍈 and Nutlick both definitely confirmed in Epstein files LMAO. TSLA $200 strike puts please
2026 CAPEX: $GOOGL - $175B-$185B vs $119B est $META - $115B-$135B vs $110B est $TSLA - $20B vs $11B est $AMZN - *tomorrow vs $145B est The hyperscalers are going all in on AI.
2026 CAPEX: $GOOGL - $175B-$185B vs $119B est $META - $115B-$135B vs $110B est $TSLA - $20B vs $11B est $AMZN - *tomorrow vs $145B est The hyperscalers are going all in on AI.
There must be more than just MMs&maga that keeps TSLA above $60
I'm gonna need that dark pool mystery pump to save my TSLA calls
I think its probably a good idea to short TSLA, because Elon is implicated. Pfff. lol. Who am I kidding. Dude has a trillion dollars. The system can't handle justice for someone with that much money.
#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - MISSED #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌
Oh! It’s you!! 🥰 Why not TSLA 0 day options every day? 😎
one good thing came out from red day today TSLA and PLTR scams being down
So, if a company reports great earnings like $GOOG, and $AMD, shit tanks. But dogshir $TSLA reports ass earnings and pops 5%. OK bro.
TSLA approaching buy territory. Just another $350 dip and I’ll start a bull position.
Who do they think they are? TSLA??
GOOGL earnings were quite mediocre to be honest. Small beat despite the fact that it has been mooning nonstop. I think the market just wants to go up so GOOGL will go up like TSLA.
No point in beating ER anymore, every company should just pull a TSLA and wing ER at this point. 🤷
People get into TSLA because it’s the only gateway into Elon’s massive empire. Simple as that. The second the other companies he has go public TSLA will crater.
I doubt you see the real dangers brother. Whenever someone shows me some TSLA or NVDA they are proud of, there will be super low cost basis. They think this is something to brag about. It's not. They should have DCA'ed and bought it all the way up. But they won't, because they bought so low, so long ago, it seems expensive to them now. Never adding to their position, leaving money on the table. They fell in love with the basis. This is a one hurtful emotional example, there are many others. The real dangers of stock picking is exactly what you describe, following closely and thinking you have some sort of insight. You don't. You would be better off with just setting and auto and promising yourself to never panic sell. You will learn, or you won't... All good either way.
I've recently rent the route of VTI and VOO. Occasionally, I'll buy some large cap stocks like MSFT, NVDA, or TSLA. I have taken huge dips investing in small cap stocks that never came back because they trade on lower volume. So, I never buy small cap stocks anymore, because if they drop down it's harder to come back up than a large cap stock and a lot of them peter out.
I can’t be the only one here hoping Enron merges TSLA with xAI and SpaceX solely so we can finally see him fuck all of it up at once.
I think it may be time to short TSLA. Elon is going to go down.
No, TSLA, not you. You’re still worthless and a fugly sloot.
I may be down today, but I can always reassure myself that at least I don't own any filthy TSLA anymore.
TSLA not dipping during this pump is beautiful. 375 otw soon
TSLA's next checkpoint is 400. The stock will hold like hell at 400 for a few days, then tank
Ok out my TSLA puts, do I jump back in for the enviable resurgence? Long term I think this is the Hidenberg to be clear…
Imagine if TSLA buys AMD after these drops, Enron Musk can spin it as a massive synergy for their robots, AMD can then trade at TSLA's 400 P/E ratio instead of their 90 P/E they're at currently. AMD would go from a market cap of 800M to 1.6T overnight with room to grow. Instead he's going to keep up with the circlejerk of selling his companies to himself at inflated values lol
INTL is overvalued and TSLA... not MU
Seeing TSLA red is the only but of good news today…
Lol. The 415 TSLA puts I sold yesterday for $2.0 are worth 11.15 now 2 hours before expiration. FML
Well Chanos redeemed himself from that TSLA sized insult with MSTR . Good job old man
Oh yeah *NOW* TSLA decides that not being a profitable company is a problem. Fuck off lmao.
Hahaha. I do hope Elon isnt part of the Epstein scandal. I used to respect him alot. As a TSLA shareholder, you should be fuming giving up a FSD lead to Waymo, EV lead to BYD, and now pivoting to selling sex dolls. Instead of making TSLA better he decides to overpay dor twitter, startinf DOGE, fucking his entire customer base. I hope this epstein fiasco clears up, too many Indexes hold TSLA.