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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I think it's PE is just south of TSLA and INTC. Bullish
First trade was 200 shares TSLA in 2013... Sold at 45 5 years later or so... Fun
Nah who needs money? Those guys should be trading at 9 forward P/E while PLTR and TSLA trades at 300 forward P/E. /s
Have we considered that TSLA is just carrying the Bag7 at this point?
TSLA has always been a meme stock headed by a powerful visionary. The final eye opening salute showed the world the true colors as global sales were impacted.
TSLA is still irrational high, with premiums on options so high, that it doesn’t make sense to bet against it Its frustrating that it’s even included in U.S. total stock market funds
All hail to Mag 6. How's TSLA looking though
We need TSLA to miss earnings and not give guidance so that the market can moon.
Never seen price pinning on TSLA like we have with NVDA. TSLA’s whole thing is volatility.
Crazy how TSLA is gonna continue to plump on nothing
wow from TSLA quant god to uber eats driver, how the mighty have fallen
NVDA is widening their moat by owning the entire data center stack. Networking revenue $11 billion (up 263% YoY). Thanks to Spectrum-X and NVLink. NVIDIA also invested $2 billion in Synopsis. The rest of the Mag7 (AMZN, AAPL, META, MSFT, GOOGL and TSLA) are using Synopsis EDA software to design their custom silicon (Trainium, M-series, MTIA, Maia, TPU and AI5/6). The NVDA AI GPUs will fast track the design outputnhowever there would be a design bias (via training data and hardware optimisation) that would result in the custom silicon chips being similar to NVDA GPUs. This is a defensive play to prevent the rise of non-GPU disruptive custom silicon. Also, increases the NVDA CUDA moat. Long term NVDA holder (since 2021). NFA.
You mentioned something other than TSLA. Are you okay???
Holding steady TSLA & GEV, robots and electricity
How the hell is TSLA still trading a a 400PE when all the other Mag7's cant move up with a 20 PE and much better growth LOL
No way NVDA being a well run company shouldn't mean TSLA (an awfully run company) goes up. What the fuck?
CRM guiding lower QoQ revenue. 11.2 recent. 11.08 guide. But somehow still expecting 10% YoY growth. That's some TSLA level deliveries optimism.
NVDA to build 1000 datacenters for TSLA
TSLA calls for Friday hold over night or sell for breakeven?.
>IM not really sure how else to explain it to you that TSLA beat expectactions and didn't slow down in selling vehicles. Ha. Thanks for the laugh. They peaked in 2023 and have dropped since.
IM not really sure how else to explain it to you that TSLA beat expectactions and didn't slow down in selling vehicles.
Hrmm. * **Earnings Per Share (EPS):** $0.50 (adjusted) vs. $0.45 expected, a 25% beat. * **Revenue:** $24.90 billion vs. $24.79 billion expected. * **Net Income:** Dropped 61% to $840 million compared to the same period last year, due in part to a 39% increase in operating expenses and a $2 billion investment in xAI. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/tesla-tsla-2025-q4-earnings.html#:\~:text=Tesla%20reported%20better%2Dthan%2Dexpected%20fourth%2Dquarter%20results%20after,in%20the%20company's%20shareholder%20communications. I never said TSLA was Cruishing it, but TSLA has been in the black for awhile.
TSLA bout to rocket to 430+ by Friday
NVDA earnings are also worthless as this point. We all know the company is going to do well for years. Just buy it and hold it. Same with PLTR. Same with MSFT. Just hold tech through 2035 and you'll make so much money. My PLTR position started with 35K. It's at like 260k right now but was at a high of 350k a few months ago. I've been adding to it in the 120s. It will hit 200 again, and then 300. NVDA will also hit 300 then 400. Just pick one and hold it. The biggest mistake is to buy options and miss the gains you would get by long holding stocks. I also picked TSLA in 2014 when it was at around 200 a share before the split. I'm telling you, buy and hold is the fucking key.
Come on TSLA! Continue to go up in value!! Elon musk is awesome and America is in a golden age!!
So why tf did TSLA run to 417 only to crash to 414 again?
People like to buy TSLA and PLTR as beta vehicles. MSTR no idea
I understand spy pumping but why MSTR, TSLA and PLTR
I just sold the last of my TSLA which probably means it’s about to reach new highs
out of all ripping stonks I choose TSLA as my 0dte call target
TSLA puts looking at me like the green goblin mask
TSLA is a true regards game
Mmm bought the SNdK and TSLA dip now. Hoping I timed it right
I knew we'd go back down. I will short TSLA forever until its out of business
420 & TSLA! Name a better dynamic duo
Another day another regarded TSLA pump
Totally organic move in TSLA. Up $2 premarket and $10 on the open. They just had to have it. Crush all puts and get retail into calls and rug pull Friday.
TSLA pamping because the just announced the sales of the robots of the cars etc
TSLA puts are cooked should’ve sold Monday :,(
TSLA might be the play today, looking bullish this morning
NVDA from 2021-2026 is the TSLA from 2017-2021. Who will be the NVDA from 2026-2030 ?
The portfolio managers always held MSTR and TSLA together. They loved these big personalities in charge
Not TSLA, that shit is still redonculous
Throw in a lil TSLA and you got the vertical covered!
0DTE TSLA calls. Bonus points if you wait for a dip. Post screenshots or perma ban
I want TSLA sub 390 tomorrow
Nah TSLA is unironically the perfect hedge. CEO is a dipshit chud = Republicans like him. Company makes a lot of EVs = Democrats have to play some level of ball with him for policy reasons. Now if Elongated Muskrat himself dies or sells it then yeah it's going to like $15 but don't worry about that
TSLA Elmo fanboys would call that a huge bargain! Very bullish!
Ever get a little tinfoily wondering why basically the WEF wants to pour as many resources as possible into replacing as many humans as possible? Probably why TSLA still has a big valuation, Elon promised to scale AI powered robots that can get the blue collars too lol.
Can we have a similar chart but removing TSLA
Long on PYPL and TSLA
WMT gonna push TSLA out v soon
So what you’re saying is: >!TSLA Calls!<
If you invest $1,000/month for 10 years, that’s $120k contributed. At a realistic long-term return of 6–8% annually, you’re probably looking at something in the $160k–$190k range. Higher if things go great, lower if the decade is weak. The bigger point though is structure. Right now you’re pretty concentrated in individual growth names (NVDA, TSLA, RKLB, AVAV). That could outperform, but it also adds volatility and single-stock risk. If the goal is steady compounding, a heavier tilt toward broad index exposure and less stock picking would likely give you a smoother ride. The consistency of investing monthly will matter more than trying to hit a few home runs.
When TSLA sexrobots? Truely the only thing that justifies this retard strength
I'd be more bullish if green markets didn't also lift TSLA.
These graphs make me hurt inside. First you sequence them UBER>TSLA>NFLX, then UBER>NFLX>TSLA. Then your graphs on the right have different y axes intervals (two are 5B intervals, one is 2B interval). Even the two 5B ones don't match (one is 3B then 8B, other is 5B then 10B).
[TSLA 397.5C gained 6150% in the last 4 minutes. Option volume spiked at the exact bottom. : r/options](https://www.reddit.com/r/options/comments/1rcu7gx/tsla_3975c_gained_6150_in_the_last_4_minutes/)
How the hell is TSLA up today? Crime 🤣
It's pretty much just been a bottomless liquidity container for Elon...and still is, though you can tell he's nervous about that, given his move with xAi/SpaceX and it's upcoming IPO. Seems he's creating another bucket of liquidity for himself as a hedge against the possible dose of reality as it relates to TSLA and the market. That may never happen (market values TSLA realistically), but if it ever does, it'd be painful for him and his goal of being a Trillionaire.
TSLA $400 floor is just insane lmao, buy calls everytime it hits it
Come on TSLA! Back up to 480!
That’s more TSLA, MFST needs a hip replacement
$TSLA has been really quiet these past few weeks. IV is 40% -- never seen it below 70% before.
These are all stocks that went to the moon. OpenAI is the next TSLA times 20+. Like BTC when it was worth a penny
I mean, yes, but that chart seems misleading as hell. Why compare to UBER, NFLX, and TSLA ending 2022/2024? What time period does the OpenAI breakdown encapsulate? Why not compare to rival AI companies like Anthropic, XAI, etc?
Come on TSLA! Back to new all time highs!! Amazing company and leadership!
Why is TSLA pumping harder than MSFT? the fuck is this market
Regards buying TSLA at $405 but won’t buy MSFT at $400
TSLA is green again, what sorcery is this
If TSLA is fake then how come my losses are real 🤔
You need to give TSLA credit where it’s due. Everybody hates the stock but this shit is solid as hell during difficult times.
I love TSLA and its resistance Aint nothing can keep it down All in calls, duh
TER, COHR, ABBY, PWR. These are known. Not well known or popular among typical ai players. God I wish I looked into these sectors 6 months ago. It's like everything was on fire in the background, meanwhile all you heard about, was PLTR, NVDA, and TSLA.
Wish all companies would copy AMD brilliant business model... For instance, TSLA gives me a warrant to buy 1000 shares at 1 cent if I buy an Optimus
Calls on TSLA for AI sex bots that walk ur dog too
TSLA's demise is nigh. 🪓⚔️ 🗡️
TSLA will be intimately tied to NVDA earnings
Many other countries are actually less diversified than this, and market diversification is not a predictor of future performance of that market. That being said, high valuations are a predictor of poor future performance, and several of these companies (especially TSLA) have insane valuations.
Don’t worry. We’ll soon all have our own personal Optimus robots to take care of that. Invest in TSLA to help speed it along.