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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Now we will 0DTE on stocks now starting next week on TSLA, NVDA, MSFT. Wow it’s going to get wild
Big Tech drawdowns so far: $NFLX −34% $META −22% $MSFT −17% $TSLA −12% $NVDA −12% $AAPL −10% You would think S&P or Nasdaq is down more than 10% but instead only 2% from ATH
It’s ok to sell your TSLA shares now.
Has anyone heard about SpaceX and TSLA merging? Not sure if it’s true. I heard that could be a possibility. Can’t remember where I saw that though.
Monday and Wednesday expirations have been approved for a specified set of equities under strict eligibility criteria, beginning listing on January 26th. Initial Q1 2026 tickers: TSLA, NVDA, APPL, IBIT, AMZN, META, AVGO, GOOGL, MSFT More 0dte options.
Starlink, Starship, Starshield, Starbase.... $STAR would fit with the current branding. $SPAX would also fit with both Solar City (SCTY) and Tesla (TSLA) tickers just shortening their name.
That might be an issue for some people but I am not a serious trader, I enjoy investing but not sure what I would do with the extra data lol. My roth is almost entirely VOO and QQQ, and my house fund is mostly well known single stocks (GOOG, NVDA, TSLA, AMZN make up over 70%) that I bought off of a hunch rather than any analytical data.
If their mnav ever goes below 1, arbitrage traders will instantly bring it back to 1. The only thing that causes the party to stop, is if they sell BTC. They have 32 months of cash stockpiled to pay out dividends on str, strk and strf, so yeah bitcoin would need to trade "sideways" for three straight fucking years for it to truly crater.😂 inflation is a guaranteed +2% YoY for btc, and that is a very conservative figure. In my estimation it is basically impossible for MSTR to go tits up given the above factors. Dumbasses will get burned on the stock but ain't nobody getting burned on holding btc for 3+ years. Idgaf how many frontpage idiots come in here calling it a ponzi, doesnt shake my conviction for a second. All the data is available on the front page of MSTR'S website, they arent hiding shit. Compared to TSLA, PLTR, and other insanely retarded stocks, MSTR looks like berkshire fucking hathaway. Anytime a post gets to the front page, a windfall of people who have a 3rd grade education and zero idea what they are talking about come in here and call it a ponzi scheme. And it gets upvoted. Tempting to claim its all bots, but its most likely just morons who are incapable of conducting 30 mins of research into how MSTR actually works. STRD is spitting out a 12%yield. When this shit gets widely adopted, and wipes out the annuity market, the bond markets, money markets... Personally id still bet on btc over mstr, its possible other firms will design better products around BTC which is just unecessary exposure and risk for little upside. Just buy btc.
Yeah if someone else follows suit & posts about it it's going to steal OP's thunder when they post loss porn in a couple months showing how they sold & yolo'd it all into TSLA
Who has TSLA sex robot calls?
Biggest thing you'll learn is commit to your findings, it might be slower but there's a reason you decided that stock. I've sold NVDA, TSLA and more a decade too early. Pick things you know and understand and run with it
Just a reminder that TSLA is a complete dogshit company that is making zero progress toward any of their scammy promises to customers and investors
TSLA never goes down on bad news so you're fuk
I bought TSLA puts at close. I think the Canada deal with them importing China EVs could give a quick dip. How fucked am i?
TSLA is asssssss, how come it did nothing today?
Canada made a deal with China to import Chinese EVs at 8% tariffs. Would be bad for TSLA if Canada bought more than 20k units per year but they don't so it's alright I guess.
Yay more returns to TSLA investors. If everyone on here was bullish, no one would make money on TSLA
Go to www whydidmystockdroptoday dot com (sorry can't post links) It will give you the exact reasons why a stock dropped and break out the percentage drop even further. For example, is TSLA goes down by 3.7% it will say: - cuz Elon talked out of his ass (-2.5%) - cuz Trump talked out of his ass (-1.0%) - cuz a Moldovia enacted 400% tariffs on Russian grain imports With that kind of market knowledge you can really time the market for individual stocks. The only thing you need to predict now is when Trump will talk out of his ass again. Hope it helps, happy investing!
#TSLA GANG Members checking in
https://preview.redd.it/7g0f83qp3sdg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7000ee9fca4663a79d479bd117ca626fa98a2e8e The only reason to buy a TSLA and he cooks it.
I’m averaging down on Monday. Just remember how pundits knocked TSLA @ $60, FB as a new issue trading around $32. RBRK is one of these type of situations and NOT competing with CRWD (an actual partnership with CRWD). Buy the stock and forget it. It is a steal @ 11.4 valuation. Screw the guidance crap negativity. They’ll continue to grow subscription. Remember, buy it and forget it. Check back in a year from now.
TSLA opening up Tuesday immediately going to $415 or $460
How did TSLA not go to 0 when eron announced FSD was cooked
TSLA been wanting to breakout but can’t cause the manipulators gotta manipulate
I mean it never exploded into multiples like TSLA or PLTR for example
TSLA cult has infinite money supply fr
TSLA power hour lmao unbelivable
Honestly i might buy some long dated OTM calls. If the only thing stopping Elon from merging TSLA with SpaceX is ethics, then ...
78% chance of TSLA and SpaceX merger is crazy
Wouldnt SpaceX holders be against TSLA merger??
Talk me out of TSLA OTM calls, hedge against Elon actually going along with SpaceX merger
Wtf is that TSLA candle holy shit
TSLA is -2% YTD and loosing steam I think it will revisit $350’s again in the coming weeks
80% of me knows that TSLA and SpaceX merger is not going to happen clear FRAUD. But then again is the richest man on earth, the largest shareholder of SpaceX and known to commit pure and blatant manipulation. How much copium is this ?
Are my TSLA poots safe, did the regarded cult run out money to pump this ?
So realistically I just need TSLA to go to the 440s today to make up for these dumb ass SPX calls
wtf does TSLA even do, they have no new car models, and the most they’ve done in the past decade is a flop and a mild refresh
Believe it or not, buy TSLA calls
So TSLA just gonna keep dropping till earnings. Miss big then rip 20% up anyways? How original
To the regards buying TSLA could you please kindly stop
Wtf that TSLA dip was instantly bought im so cooked...
Gonna need a miracle TSLA -3%
TSLA wants to go to 450
That MKBHD Xiomi EV review is insane. TSLA cant even figure out carplay and here they are able to mirror an overlay of your whole phone wirelessly in their infotainment at half the price for better specs.
I'm holding XDRV which has treated me well so far. The only downside is that it does hold TSLA.
Guhhh TSLA puts were up 70% now only 20...
Cmon TSLA do a regard rocket to 440 at least your tism is weak today
TSLA not ruling out spacex merger just to fuck w the bers is cazy
TSLA, NVDA,META inversed GOOGL, AMZN and AAPL with big moves at open Meanwhile MSFT lol
Fun morning made money on TSLA calls and puts in the first 15 minutes
TSLA w/ that ree strength
Can’t happen. The government and NASA would pull all launch contracts and give them to any competitor available - that isn’t using their speculative stock listing of $TSLA to game the world markets. Plus, regulators wouldn’t allow a rocket company to merge into a car company known for being reckless and an increasing number of people dying in those cars.
Yes. TSM earnings is a preview of how much NVDA is about to crush. And the amount of discourse at the federal level around chip production is a sign this isn’t slowing down in 2026. NVDA, GOOGL and AVGO (replace TSLA with it) are still in a position to have substantial gains even with the multi trillion dollar market caps.
lol this is going to destroy $TSLA
Whomever decided we will have one set of holidays for federal employees but a completely different set of holidays for corporate workers is a dummy. Positions: Short TSLA calls, I will now gladly accept your downvotes
Damn so TSLA is 26% and SpaceX is 28%. I mean we already saw the move it had on TSLA when Elon mentioned spacex last month. I don’t doubt they’ll both rise together when it’s public
MU the new TSLA always going up
What a retard trade... Damn. Imagine if TSLA drops to 200 and then goes to 200 by Jan next year. OP will be broke af to cover those naked positions LOL
Don’t get distracted we are talking about TSLA returns are trash compared to SLV, the company is trash to but that is just my opinion.
Yea just keep buying TSLA puts, will definitely work out
If you had to own one of these for the next 5 years which would it be? Crypto, OPEN, Fake Meat, or TSLA
This wouldve been a winner btw, after OPEX freedom TSLA soars into ER
OpenAI and Microsoft failed to block $TSLA CEO Elon Musk’s lawsuit and will now face a jury trial in late April A federal judge ruled Musk can pursue claims that OpenAI broke its original promise to stay nonprofit and open source after taking billions from Microsoft.
Sec MFS banned 5x ETFs. Wtf I wanted 5x TSLA ETF
TSLA (293 P/E) -50% net income yoy PLTR (414 P/E) +130% net income yoy RDDT (140 P/E) +80% net income yoy One of these is not the same
No, the post about hedging TSLA calls by placing GOOG calls is the dumbest shit we will see all year.
No, the post about hedging TSLA calls by placing GOOG calls is the dumbest shit we will see all year.
Hmm... I'm not wholesale allergic to the idea. FSD is worth $100/month to me. When I bought mine (2018) I went for the outright purchase option and *prefer* that, but I also get that the SaaS model really only works with subscriptions. But Tesla is valued as a ground-breaking software business and the only of its kind. Their FSD is *way* ahead of comparable brands... but in practice the use cases I have in mind when I think "hey I'd pay $100/month" are long the boring highway stretches + mind-numbing rush hour commute gridlock that other cars do just fine. I recently switched from Tesla to a non-Tesla auto in the Model S price point with *significantly* worse $2500 driver assist option... and haven't noticed a difference in my driving habits. I think FSD is worth $100/month. I think the version that exists today is worth $100/month, but isn't $100/month better than the built-in options other modern cars have. I think the version of FSD that would need to exist for it to justify the $100/month premium *could* exist - and after watching closely (and first hand!) for 8 years now I'm not convinced it's on the way fast enough to justify the first-mover premium on TSLA. (my own two cents)
META and TSLA have the same market cap but META makes 12x more in net income than TSLA. What gives
"back in my days TSLA was actually selling cars, not gay sex robots !"
When it gets out TSLA shareholders are getting a piece of SpaceX ipo gtfo of the way of the impending rocket ship to mars
I mean, I'm not surprised. Look at the average redditor - a left leaning, anti-work, anti-billionaire, anti-corporation individual. Very anti ads. Also a top voted comment: "No fucking shit. Has anyone ever clicked on these shit ads". I've said this before many times and I'll say it again. Reddit needs to be more friendly to right wing folk. Maybe even pull an Elon Musk -- look at TSLA -- near all time highs after he pandered to the right. Get rid of the shit power tripping mods and maybe replace them with AI? This gets rid of the power trip and political bias that seeps into every subreddit... especially worse for city and front page subreddits.
It’s not. CVNA has that TSLA/PLTR energy where fundamentals don’t matter.
Fridays and Mondays are usually good for TSLA📈
My TSLA stock has been down for like 4 days straight now. 4 days ago was when I bought this position You can see how big of an effect I have on stocks
Held my TSLA puts overnight. going to be cooked by the morning like they always are. One of these days I'll hit!
I've never heard of Digg. Unclear what your AI comment was about. They said the same thing about TSLA and competition coming, ABNB, UBER, MSFT, AAPL, all had "competition coming" and still persevered. Competition is good for markets, it forces said market and companies in them to continuously improve or die. If Digg is a competitor for RDDT and it does take off losing RDDT market share then it would need to reflect in their annual and quarterly statements for the stock to crumble. Until then it still has a buy rating from me.
TSLA has been consolidating for 2 weeks. A big move is getting T’d up
It wasn't even 12 months ago I made money on TSLA 220 puts.. XD
INTC is the poor man’s NVDA with the PE 10x worse than TSLA
1. Required per copyright. 2. $OKLO is my favorite due to upcoming ‘26 catalysts, first-mover advantage, and build/own/operate model vs peers which enables hyper-scalability. I see them as a baby TSLA/SpaceX in terms of industry disruption and potential.
TSLA wants to ruin the bol party 🎉
my biggest regret is trying to trade TSLA. shit sinks my money
uh oh, my TSLA puts triggered. time to lose some money.
!banbet TSLA -4% 9d