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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
‘Autonomy visualized’ is going to be a key scene in a future movie about TSLA. Somebody get Christian Bale’s agent on the horn 😝
Can someone who controls the TSLA robot via VR post a behind the scenes of the control room? Unbelievable snake oil sales tactics
Continue to short TSLA at 438.88, target 48.9
TSLA calls seem stupid and risky Let’s get em
TSLA man posting Euro Swastika was the top
Continue to short TSLA at 441.6, target 48.9
Sold RDDT too soon. Oh well, at least TSLA is dumping
TSLA not pumping on bad news is rare
Continue to add TSLA at 441.6, target 489.
fuk the bers TSLA 500, SPY 700
Loaded more TSLA at 442.2, its YTD only 10%; at least 10% upside from here.
TSLA today: https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/s/REbf5uqSez
A) It's like 2000, get your facts right. B) See TSLA P/E ratio.
Continue to buy TSLA around 444 and 444.5 ✅
Bought TSLA puts for the first time since January.
Cmon TSLA get your shrek on…
I remember I had a buy signal on TSLA from my analysis and I hate TSLA but money is money so I bought it and then it went down 20% and I sold angry and promised myself to buy companies that align with my ethics and morals like LMT
Rotation from TSLA to CVNA? On the principle that the new scam is better than the old scam.
I sure up the TSLA cult fixes this current goofy stock price this morning
TSLA robot driver forgot to disconnect from motion capture and voice before taking their headset off. TSLA puts this week.
TSLA or CVNA, pick one. you can't hate both
Are we expecting more downturn on TSLA
sell TSLA. i dare you. i double dare you
TSLA is a scam. It’s the OG meme stock, and disconnected from fundamentals years ago. It will have its day, but probably not for years since Elon is connected to the current US administration.
So MS downgrades TSLA to wait for a “better entry point” translation = MS missed TSLA and now has to save face… TSLA 480 EOW
TSLA is a fucking joke. 1.5 trillion my ball sack
Morning boys. If you are reading this not from a prison, a psych ward, or homeless. You survived another weekend alone. I am proud of you. Positions: TSLA, SPY, TLT
This is why I am a ber. Months ago I said NFLX will eventually buy out cmcsa and other cable networks and streaming services and raise their price to 100+ a month but it will be the only option. AMZN is causing retailers to close and eventually prime will be 50 a month. TSLA will eventually buy out competition. Bloating these stocks and CEO's is only temporarily good for anyone.
TSLA poots will work this time for sure
Elon going on another one of his white supremacist & anti EU rant just as TSLA was gaining ground. SMH
Thoughts on my Robotics stock picks? $TER $AVAV $RR $ISRG $TSLA $AMZN $SYM $PRCT $PATH $BGM
TSLA put guy might just make some money tomorrow
MSFT is so diversified and has all these sexy money generating categories. I dabbled in MSFT, meta, goog and TSLA. All have done well for me. I can’t get around lack of innovation in Amazon and Apple and Nvidia has what’s sexy today, not sure what will be sexy tomorrow…
TSLA not... Cvna? Mstr? pltr? I mean.. this market is ridiculously valued
Thats the same with: Altman: I'll IPO OpenAI for $1T Elon: I want TSLA shareholders to pay me $1T package. TACO really hates Bide n and Elon hates Altman lol. Both of them is a dick.
I hope he does because it will finally prove what I've been saying for 7 years: TSLA is not a proxy for his other businesses
so TSLA currently has a market cap of 1.4T and have agreed to give 1T to elmo, which means its actual cap should be 400B. With 3.3B shares outstanding price should be around $120
I started buying TSLA shares at $10 in 2019 and omg the haters were all saying how stupid I was 🤣 One hate filled person even told me to drop dead! 🤣 I just need TSLA to go a bit higher and I can pay off the house.
The blinding white hatred that TSLA/Elmo has inflicted on the dozen short/Elmo hate subreddits with its millions of users has been a sight to see over the last half decade I believed them when it was penned for 2020, 21, 22, 23, 24... 2025/6 might be finally be the year it pops, the patience (and big pockets needed) will finally pay off for some, but I cant help but laugh at all those who seethed themselves into a later retirement, This was all supposed to be strictly business, always, never personal.
OP seems like he believes in market cap weighted passive investing but wants market cap weight on a broad fund that doesn't include the Mag7. For the record, I came to the same conclusion as you especially given OP said he would buy the individual stocks of the Mag7 minus TSLA so they can control the weighting.
TSLA would probably rip 10% just because
I think you are overstating the risks involved with shorting out the stocks you want to exclude. In general, yes, shorting is risky, market can stay irrational, margin calls happen, etc. But when you are shorting to delete a position you already own, none of this applies. Let's say TSLA is 2% of the SP500 market cap. If you have $1000 of SP500, you own $20 of TSLA. So you short $20 worth of TSLA to cancel that out. If TSLA moons, your short is never a risk, because your SP500 holding will always increase to cover the short. If the entire SP500 goes to zero, except for TSLA which moons, your account ends at zero flat...it can never go negative and you can always cover your short because your long and short positions in TSLA exactly cancel out.
Cvna is crazier than TSLA back when it was selling flamethrowers
They'll go nicely with the PLTR and TSLA ones
So how much is TSLA gunna gap up?
How the fuck is TSLA $455
You’d think with the amount of times I’ve woken up Monday morning and saw a random +8 percent on TSLA that I’d get one when I need it… we’ll see
Need TSLA 460, SPY 688 and NVDA near 190 at open
Construction has been slowing down as the real estate market starts to move down. We simply built too many houses in the last years. That's my concern. The company itself seems alright. https://preview.redd.it/l7b1axkzcu5g1.png?width=1519&format=png&auto=webp&s=7260fce3dd7f12ebede42f569c9fa82d9dc9c2ab Real estate is at 2021 levels still. Demand for new construction has slowed way down. Besides, there isn't a single construction materials company that is on the level of AMZN, AAPL, TSLA and so on. It's construction materials. The bottom line comes down to risk management. Most, if not all, of us here understand that a quest for the holy grail or the Fountain of Youth is a draining task and is almost guaranteed to result in losses. That's why most of us here in the penny stocks world are traders, not investors. Sure, you can invest in a penny stock and maybe you'll get lucky. But the laws of probability are not going to be in your favor. Not by a long shot. So, investing in penny stocks isn't a great decision, just fundamentally. I think this is the fork in the road that splits us up between two camps here. Someone else can come along and make an argument for why it's the best decision you can make. But I digress.
!banbet TSLA 474 12/9
I do this. Sell puts on TSLA. Nice weekly premiums.
I don’t need to allocate all my Large equity to XMAG. So I will still get I’m considering adding Meta, Goog MSFt & Amzn Maybe add NVDA & AAPL at half the normal weigh and zero TSLA
Continued: If just one of Mag 7 draws down by 40% (let’s say TSLA with 2.4% —> 1.4% ) that’s at least a 1% drop for VOO. The higher fee & spread of ~ 0.33% compares well to that scenario. With all the media talk about an AI bubble and Mag7 being a large portion of the market, I’m surprised this ETF or equivalent hasn’t been more popular yet. I also think it’s better than an equal-weight ETF (like RSP WITH 0.20% fees). Market cap weighing sorts winners from losers. What do you think ?
She also said that TSLA will reach $5000 lol
META 630c exp 4/17. Up 32%, selling calls against it on the way up….last week was a nice surprise so rolled those out to 715c 1/2. Trying to figure a good strategy on ORCL. TSLA…haven’t touched it recently…never really play with option on that - more TSLL and TSLQ
TSLA?? reddit would never have recommended TSLA in 2025.
Mag 7 except TSLA or ETF no other answer.
Tbh when I first got interested in investing like 10 years the most talked about stocks on here were stocks like AMD, NVDA, AAPL, GOOGL, TSLA, and AMZN. As a broke college kid I bought a tiny bit of each but of course thought I could be a genius day trader so sold instead of just buying and holding. I learned my lessons over the years and ended up doing fine but it’s safe to say Reddit actually was a very good resource. The average person could’ve been buying even modest amounts from that time and would’ve changed their lives if they held.
This sub is full of haters I swear 🤣 never mind the fact that $AMZN, $AAPL, $TSLA, etc, etc were all once penny stocks & the *real* goal is to find the diamonds in the rough, let’s play games with volatile trash companies & get stuck holding the bag half the time… 🤙
Buy VOO, Sell Short TSLA…
I didn't even know TSLA Bull 2X Shares existed. These ETF issuers know there's a degeneracy market out there and they're not ashamed to profit from it.
Only 2 of the Mag 7 were market leaders in 2010, only 1 in 2000, and all were negligible in 1990 and earlier. Leadership rotates. History hasn't stopped. Right now, it assumes a tech-led consumer cornucopia will last indefinitely. At a time when users of all their services recognize 'enshittification' has set in.\* We could have $150/bbl oil in 2030, and little discretionary income for tech status tokens. Then it'll be Saudi Aramco, XOM, CVX, PetroChina, Shell, COP..., and the current Mag7 stuck with depreciation from their data center malinvestments. \* Some consumer relationships, like OS or social network are stickier than past ones like mobile phone network or car brand preference. But as most sites become worse with every passing year, there will be more consumers like me. From the Mag 7, I've had zero engagement with TSLA products, left all META platforms in 2017, am content with a 9 year old iPhone (purchased used), 6 year old MSFT OS license and 6 year old NVDA GPU, avoid AMZN shopping when possible, and pay GOOGL $15 a year for storage. Meanwhile I use DuckDuckGo for search and LibreOffice for documents, while ad-blocking everywhere. They're not trillion dollar companies on account of consumers like me. Few non-US nations are happy with US social media sites, and I think we'll see some local-protectionism/mercantilism there. 47 gave them licence. TSLA is is a 150 B car company with $1350 B of empty promises. Even if LLM logorrhea is more than a fad, NVDA is screwed if alternatives like Trainium and Ironwood prove more efficient than GPUs. I think MSFTs lock on PC OS and APPLs lock on prestige mobile OS are a bit stronger, but as hardware asymptotically approaches physical limits, were going to see longer upgrade cycles. *All* of these can fall out of the top ten.
Chinese EVs are just so much better value than anything coming out of America. I don’t believe in the US automobile future, so I’m out and I’m shorting TSLA.
Buckle up, TSLA’s in for new ATH’s
It depends though. Because TSLA can make serious gains or losses swing trading based on when Elon decides to be cookoo for Cocoa Puffs.
only way TSLA dumps next week is if the market dumps
That video of Optimus falling at the Miami event can only mean one thing......TSLA $500 this coming week
Tesla will announce Model 3 sales are down 33%. Then they’ll say they lost 2 billion on cybertruck. You’ll excitedly check your account only to realize it’s dumping. You then look to see TSLA is now up 10% on the news.
Few years ago there was a Gigachad here who sold TSLA puts, received 500K in premiums, 1 year expiry. That SOB waited a year, made 3 times my salary with just 1 trade.
Following this line of thought, NVDA, META, TSLA, AAPL (& PLTR) all had significant pullbacks in the past 12 months. Are you thinking they'll have another big dip?
This Elon news is gonna send TSLA up 5% for some stupid retard reason
TSLA drops $19 and you profit? That’s the kind of sorcery Greeks can’t explain
Dudes so full of shit. How $TSLA keeps pumping is beyond me.
;) seeing it that way we should also watch out for TSLA, they have robocars robos and rockets
Big gap up for TSLA Monday open
Selling TSLA premium is the closest thing to financial BDSM. And you’re clearly the one in control
Holding - TSLA, NVDA, META, AMZN, BTC, ETH, SOL, VOO, QQQ. AI Revolution accelerating. New dovish Fed Chair. Pro business and stock market president until at least 2029. No options or leverage BS. It can all be so simple.
What prompted you to open a short position for next week? I see no meaningful catalysts for TSLA besides the Fed decision which is 90% going to be a cut unless you believe the broader market is going to sell off after this is announced. It’s also in a clear uptrend on the weekly and monthly charts and I am skeptical as to why this would breakdown now when we haven’t even re-tested 52 week highs.
TSLA up more than 100% past 5 years, 35,000% since 2010
TSLA: FSD solved + Cybercab = Big Growth RKLB: Neutron = Big Growth NTLA: Gene editing treatments almost ready for primetime. NTLA got excessively beaten up for one Phase 3 death and a FDA pause. Should bounce back fully in 2026. Possible 2021 highs if data looks really good.
Uber and Meta. TSLA Optimus isn't going to do much in 2026.
I flipped a coin before making my move between CVNA and TSLA. Thank god I choosed TSLA 😂
Okay perfect. If JOBY share price gets to TSLA level I'll be happy lol. Regardless if they actually produce something
What's the world's total economy? Double it. That's how much TSLA is worth.