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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
On the other hand, we won’t be using TSLA, NVDA, PLTR, MSTR and co. to find jobs…so maybe google is the play 🥶
So all that call option volume on TSLA and those people just going to lose all their money tomorrow? Yikes
Be real, GOOGL isn't TSLA
Chances TSLA swings up 5% tomorrow feeling like 0
I used to short ever TSLA earnings 2 years ago and make a killing. It was by broken clock trick.
TSLA, if you love punishment as I do. Can buy a 2x inverse ETF rather than options
I always lose betting against TSLA but I guess a few bear put spreads wouldn’t kill me lol
If you think TSLA is a car company, you've flailed the litmus test and should probably go back to critical thinking school.
It’s funny how all the TSLA bots turned on here yesterday hyping it so badly then it tanks 5% today
TSLA is now trading near its all-time high. It should be able to break through the $500 price level.
I mean, yeah, of course it's a question of risk tolerance, but I'd hardly qualify owning anything in the Mag 7 "risky" save for like, TSLA.
I'll see y'all again next time TSLA pumps took my put gains and ran today
Totally on paper on an inflated TSLA stock price propped up by its cult.
I think it’s funny that news articles think TSLA is down because some dumdum in California said « ermmm it isn’t autopilot acktual’y 🤓👆🏻 » and not just because it was wildly overbought on virtually no news.
Just stay calm. Short TSLA. Short long bonds. Buy VIXY. Buy SPY and QQQ again after the next 20% correction. EZPZ
Can someone who’s smarter than me tell me if what TSLA did today is considered a bearish reversal or not…? I think that it is?
This is why, against all odds, TSLA continues to trade over $400.
TSLA is ripping above 500 Friday or I’m fucked
Make sure you know what the margin interest rate is because it can eat into any gains or expand any losses. Say you had 10 spreads on TSLA and it didn't go your way you are liable to pay interest on the cost of the loan for assignment which can be a lot. 1000 shares of tsla at 400/share
They will legitimately teach about the absurdity of TSLA in history books one day. Will go down as the biggest fraudulently and illegally manipulated hyped cult stock. Give it time.
Sold my TSLA puts too early
the thing is, even if theyre right, that doesn't make TSLA a 1.5T company. internally, TSLA does have somewhat good growth. it's definetly a $250B company, $500B would be really pushing it. Some people just don't understand that no matter how good a company is, never overpay
Lol, at all the retards that bought TSLA calls last night
To be fair, the success of TSLA and Bitcoin is proof positive that a large part of the market is based on fraud
To add salt to it, TSLA $500 next week after CPI report
Dear market, I will explain it in simple terms for you; on Friday I need TSLA to close below 470, SPY above 675 and INTC at least 35. Otherwise we need to cancel Christmas. Thank you for your attention to this matter
I told myself to buy 450 puts on TSLA yesterday but the premium was soo damn much I didn’t pull the trigger. Should have just got TSLL puts and made the play
TSLA is the equivalent of those empty condos on Billionare's row (avg 50% unoccupied, 80% on some buildings). "By 2026" -- whatch think gonna happen at 10 months?
Classic over-trade ... tough to force oneself to sit on your hands though when the market is moving like it did today ... especially with TSLA.
All the FOMO $TSLA buyers fared poorly. A whole new generation of bagholders begins.
What if everyone else dumped their TSLA stock and Elon is left holding the bag
why is TSLA inversing everything else
We’re you long? This recent run up the last few months has been what has made no sense. Particularly garbage stocks like TSLA and CVNA.
Should I swing TSLA calls overnight?
Whatever you do, just DON’T BET AGAINST $TSLA❗️ This is coming from a guy who got burned 5 too many times and still didn’t learn the lesson.
Knew it that TSLA going to ATH will signal the armagedon
Sold my TSLA puts way too early today.
at least TSLA is down boys\* \*for all genders of boys
Lol, TSLA is an offense to any right minded investor. Great for traders though.
Right now, being born, could be the person to make hundreds of millions on TSLA puts someday.
Had a really nice gain on the TSLA 2X Bear I bought yesterday...Hoping they recover, so I can do it again.
Ur probably right, but the TSLA cult is real so I hate him by association
Atleast that one retarded TSLA spammer got fucked today. I'll take that as a win.
Ah. You're right about that. In that case, it could very well be true. I'll look for a buying opportunity to increase my holdings next quarter. I have a very long time horizon. Been buying and holding TSLA since 2013.
Today was a solid red after yesterday's strong green close at $489.88, opened at $488.21 basically flat from prior close, pushed early to $495.24 on residual buyers, but sellers took over and dumped it hard to $466.20 low (nearly 6% intraday swing) before a partial bounce into close. Volume decent at \~79M, but no real panic selling so it felt like profit-taking and mean-reversion after the recent news with some gamma unwinds into the drop. For tonight into tomorrow, I think overnight will turn mildly green (+0.4 to 0.6% in after-hours prints around $471 to $473), with volume thin as usual. There's still about an hour of regular trading left today, so the overnight picture could shift. I'll be watching the close and pre-market closely tomorrow morning to see if it holds or strengthens into a clean signal. My definition of overnight is yesterday’s 4pm close vs tomorrow’s pre-market price around 9:15 to 9:25 am. If it’s up 0.3% or more = green overnight, down 0.3% or more = red. Anything in between is just algos shuffling in thin liquidity so next day does whatever, no edge. I don’t even look at the 9:30 opening print because that’s already regular-hours action. The 0.3% band gives the cleanest separation between real signal and noise without throwing away too many days or flooding with false ones so it’s tuned specifically for TSLA’s volatility (similar to how gap traders often use 0.5 to 1% filters). If it stays or gets cleaner green overnight, that sets up the classic red day + green overnight pattern, a higher-probability leg (\~68% historical green next-day with gap-up and close positive). I’m leaning bullish for tomorrow, expecting a small-to-moderate gap higher at open, buyers step in after today's washout, and we grind green into close (maybe +2 to 3% if no negative news). Premium should be juicy after today's vol spike.
PE of TSLA gonna be higher after Q4, better buy now.
GLD beating the crap out of SPY on the 1d, 5d, 1m, 6m, 1y, 5y. On a totally unrelated topic, TSLA sitting there at a bargain basement 320 PE ratio so here's your chance guys.
Low volume TSLA climb. Will be wiped out during power hour.
Yeah, I tried to understand the crypto market and TSLA, but just chalked it up to the ol market is a “voting machine short term, weighing machine long term”
Quintuple down on TSLA calls here
FUD bots are out on TSLA rn be careful Lots of people who have made hating Elon a significant portion of their personality
Multiple people at my high paying job have 100% of their 401k and personal accounts in TSLA. These are large accounts 1M+. They bought in so early (around 100-150) they’re literally hooked on TSLA. All new contributions go into it. They’re actually averaging up on their cost basis 🤦🏻♂️, but they’ve lost all connection to reality. They believe TSLA is going to 2,000. I’m so worried for them.. it’s so reckless to have your entire families future in one stock, these are not dumb individuals either.
Multiple people at my high paying job have 100% of their 401k and personal accounts in TSLA. These are large accounts 1M+. They bought in so early (around 100-150) they’re literally hooked on TSLA. All new contributions go into it. They’re actually averaging up on their cost basis 🤦🏻♂️, but they’ve lost all connection to reality. They believe TSLA is going to 2,000. I’m so worried for them.. it’s so reckless to have your entire families future in one stock, these are not dumb individuals either.
a TSLA rally would be so funny ngl
TSLA starts in 2003…. Waymo starts in 2009…. Tesla had a 6 year head start and had 25 cars
Another triple top at 468 for TSLA, bottoms about to fall out, next support is 439 Based on this I advise buying a 12/19 600 call
C’mon, just a -10% on TSLA tomorrow please and thanks
Pray TSLA drills pass 463 so I can buy 444p lottos again
If QQQ recovers in the next hour it will be a very nice thing in my port. If not... well, let's not think about that. Except for the part where I hope TSLA drops further in any case.
Well at least TSLA is red … silver lining
Some stocks are down 20-30% Some cryptos are down 30-50% Yet some people chose to buy TSLA, which is near ATH 🥀
TSLA better not have a EOD bullshit rally
Imagine not buying TSLA puts when it hit 490 LMAO
TSLA is down almost an entire % more today
so what killed NVDA , but not TSLA make it make sense
My TSLA puts like the sound of that
~~Pride~~ TSLA dumping cometh before the fall
Love watching TSLA bulls get slaughtered. Elon is piece of shit and a fraud. Merry Christmas.
\*looks up at TSLA OH SHIT, WATCH OUT EVERYONE! TIMBERRRR!
You should totally short TSLA asap. It's valuation is crazy- no? if you can, short on margin so you can max your profit. It's certain those loser tsla investors will lost their money as the likes of you- the smart none fomo investors know better than them fools- correct? Let us know how it went in about 3 months! lol
Wtf is the problem with TSLA. It doesn't seem to be in sync with rest of them when it rises and wants to stick with rest of the pack and not a free fall lmao
BTO 2x TSLA 12/19 470c @7.71; BTO 2x TsLA 12/26 470c @13.4
BTO 2x TSLA 12/19 470c @7.71; BTO 2x TsLA 12/26 470c @13.4
TSLA will be rekt when it's at 40 dollars a share. Then it will be reasonably but slightly overpriced.
TSLA down 5% on the day all gains gone 😂
6800 break down drama. The 50 day breakdown. The TSLA breakdown today. Question is, is this a bearish reversal for TSLA? New ATH followed by closing beyond yesterday’s low? If I was ever going to take a risk in my life, I feel like this is it.
-5% for TSLA is not enough
!banbet TSLA 450 2d
For every dollar TSLA drops, a rational investor gains their wings
Tired of losing on TSLA puts i got TSLA calls this morning
There was a gentleman in this chat spamming to buy TSLA calls in bold capital letters. I hope he is crying TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SORROW. PUTS PRINTING BIGLY.
I was advised to buy TSLA 500 calls yesterday 🤡
and the TSLA bols were yapping outta their asses yesterday LMAO 🤌
\>Whether you believe PLTR/TSLA (and I don't) they at least have space that they are claiming to grow into and if they do then they could theoretically reach that valuation. Again I don't believe it, but for somebody who does you could at least construct a model that reaches those figures. With GOOG the only way you can is by adding a "AI?" plug that provides the missing revenues. \*Current\* revenue sources are growing at 15% YoY. G Cloud revenue grew >30% YoY. Earnings grew >30% YoY. Android is \*by far\* the most widely used mobile operating system globally. These are not dependent on AI breakthroughs, they are existing, growing revenue streams. Exclude Waymo's apparent dominance thus far in autonomous driving, Google currently having the best LLM models according to most metrics, Google's TPUs, etc. and the business is still pretty fairly valued based only on existing revenue streams. A \~30 PE with 30% EPS growth isn't exactly sky high. It's only when you start to consider the possible disruption of Search by AI where that growth becomes possibly fragile, but again Google is very well positioned in the AI battle at the moment.
Wow so TSLA really was held up just by hopes and dreams of shorts taking a loss in their position.
Dude in here was calling people tarded for not buying the "$485 dip" on TSLA lol.
Wait till folks in the daily loudly proclaim the death of TSLA.
TSLA called it. Tape don’t lie. $465 incoming
TSLA, it's time to pump now.
TSLA is down bigly and somehow still inside previous 2 daily candles