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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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This is the real thread to follow advice from. Solid tips here. I might contribute a little. I actually sell options on MSTR, however, I have a little more sophisticated wheel system that I follow and works for very volatile stocks like MSTR. I basically sell ITM calls when the stock trends down and CSP when the stock trends up (how I determine the trend is where the sophisticated part is). My average price was $166 a share and it is now $126, and I didn’t buy a single stock to pull that average down. Each week (sometimes longer) I sell deep ITM calls usually $15 below and when the stock falls to that point, I buy those contracts back, rinse and repeat. When it drops really low like this week when the price dropped below my ITM CC strike, I’ll sell OTM puts. Then buy it back or let it expire worthless. With MSTRs volatility, I can almost always count on the price returning to where my CC got assigned and just buy again or sell puts (depending on the trend). You want to learn to “go with the flow” and selling options is a great way to make an income. HOWEVER! And this is the big one. You might have a gambling issue, as I’m sure you’re well aware. No amount of advice or strategies will help you trade successfully until you address that problem. I was an executive and a high earner which made it easy to build up trading funds but even then I traded with 1 contract (or no more than a few thousands) for two years developing a strategy I can be confident in. Then I slowly (and I mean slowly) ramped up my contract size. Seriously, if you wanna do this you gotta be patient and treat this like a business. Build a solid strategy that works for you and expect it to take many months or years to fully test it. Fortunately selling options is hard to lose money on, unless you pick bad companies but you can’t go wrong with boring companies as mentioned. Everyone thinks CC assignments are a bad thing. I don’t get that, I actively want to get assigned and don’t care about missing rips or big moves. My goal is to make .05% - 1% a week. Which is fairly easy (with high IV stocks like MSTR, HOOD, TSLA, etc). I believe in MSTRs long term, the 6 months downtrend sucks. But play your cards right and you can wheel your way around the significant drops. I love selling options. With all that said, being a high earner, you might be better off hiring someone to manage it for you. This trading business, it’s a full time job for a few years. I spent over 4000 hours in 3 years learning, studying, testing, and practicing before quitting my executive job that I hated. This takes real commitment, so if you love your job, I wouldn’t bother trading.
Or does he mean the TSLA delisting?
So I think TSLA hits 600 when Tesla and space x merge
very helpful.... ALL IN TSLA PUT MONDAY!
Sell TSLA and buy a company that is growing cash flow.
I don’t know how you come out of this situation, but I know what it’s like to be a gambler. I had nowhere near the credit to obtain 80k but over the last 10 years I have amassed more than 10k debt from trying to “flip” options which is just a losing gambling game. The best flip I had was my last 50 turned to 5k on AAL call options during the pandemic recovery. I then flipped that to 12k over an AAPL call play. I then started venturing into TSLA calls and got emotional and it turned into your exact same trade. (Lost it all). All while I was doing this, I told myself I would really love to leave the “casino” take these profits and learn how to just trade basic stocks. I got too greedy and now I’m back to learning stocks. I see you’re learning too. The fact that you said, “Alright let’s try 100 shares this time instead, shows recovery. I even downgraded my account to remove options privileges. Options will NOT be our downfall in 2026. I pray for your recovery brother.
that's why he's working to merge tesla with the spacex/xai mess now. SpaceX is the only thing that stands to still have a massive advantage right now. Though Blue Origin is catching up fast. They were finally able to put payload into orbit and self land a rocket. Once SpaceX accomplished that, they were able to start putting people into space. Bezos already has the means to put people into space, now his rockets can now do it. The gap will close soon, but SpaceX has all the good contracts for now. The goal is to merge Tesla and use its manufacturing resources to build more things for SpaceX. Elon got the CT pushed out and gave up. They're still teasing the roadster. However Elon took whatever goodwill Tesla had and set it on fire. TSLA represents his hype, not anything in reality.
can't have a reddit thread that mentions TSLA w/o a salty comment. it's a rule
Sure! Buy MAGS hedge with TSLA puts
What a way to look at it.. PLTR a better value than TSLA
TSLA was the only one green after earnings btw
Q4 Revenue Growth, YoY % Change... AMD $AMD: +34% Meta $META: +24% Google $GOOGL: +18% Netflix $NFLX: +18% Microsoft $MSFT: +17% Apple $AAPL: +16% Amazon $AMZN: +14% S&P 500 $SPY: +6% Tesla $TSLA: -3%
XAI and X are burning so much cash, so naturally he bails them out by merging with Space X (like he did with SolarCity & TSLA) . In a few years, I can see him doing the same with TSLA as the teslabot dream doesn't materialize and the robotaxi service underwhelms and trails Waymo.
Fuck TSLA and fuck Elon. Dumped that hot garbage years ago.
OP is right about the inefficiency of the market when it comes to meme stocks like TSLA, but the other responses regarding GTA6 being priced in are correct. Mutually exclusive concepts.
Idk man, just buy a straddle on $TSLA and hope for the best
Very sophisticated. Sell BTC and TSLA, buy MSTR. Need at least an MBA to pull off a trade like that.
My TSLA ber thesis is Elmo will get caught doing something similar to what the KONY 2012 guy did in San Diego, some point this year. Look it up.
Can't fucking believe I'm betting against TSLA again, but here we are.
TSLA is so god damn over valued it’s not even funny anymore.
And TSLA. How many times must we teach you old man.
Not the NAZI salute. Not the child porn generating Ai. Not the fact the CEO is a fucking pedophile. Not the fact that the CEO pedophile is too fucking lame for Epstein. Nope, it's about management quality. TSLA holders truly have fascist shit for brains.
Has anybody just thought of selling loads of TSLA puts on deep red days. I think 🍈has too many fanboys and rich hedge fund friends to let the company fail. It seems like free money.
Ay I entered leaps puts on PLTR and TSLA last week. Added to the positions today. NVDA setup is excellent as well but I just don’t trade it, already a long term hold. What’s your price target for TSLA? I agree with $100-$110 target for PLTR.
Maybe short Microsoft? It's probably not best to try it though. I thought about buying the anti-TSLA (TSLQ) awhile back to hedge what's in my index funds, but never got around to it, and then he pumped his own money into the stock to increase it over 400. The bottom line is there is no telling how long these scams can go, and the best bet is to just let the S&P 500 work its magic.
Sucks cause it’s difficult to not invest in TSLA indirectly through mutual funds in my employer sponsored retirement plan.
Buddy, TSLA never made any sense from a valuation standpoint. If it ever did, you have to rework your valuation metrics.
You will if you keep your TSLA stocks
> The point is they can easily be dual use for industrial and consumer. And $25-35,000 isn't that bad for upper middle class people if they actually function properly Brah, there is a reason why robots are not humanoid... and this shit is happening about as much as datacenters in space, along with the Mar colony, LA to NY self driving by 2017, Hyperloop connecting NY and the UK, etc... I am not saying there isnt money to be made on both sides of TSLA or wharever new diluted bolted together company Elon packs everything into, but come on. Guys is a modern P.T. Barnum.
so happy TSLA is a car company not some dogshit AI or chip play
NVDA TSM ASML . MSFT GOOG TSLA and META will go sideways due to capex impinged earnings. In 2001 after the crash in internet stocks, there were only three or so winners at the top of the S&P 100. CSCO IBM MSFT AOL etc went sideways.
made $40 today. should have been a whole lot more but missed my buy order this morning by $5 (TSLA 400c)
I believe it’ll keep going…Tesla’s a brand that consumers generally dislike (how many owners now display an apologetic bumper sticker?), it’s led by a guy who is generally disliked and not trusted. On top of that, the cars aren’t especially great (so many competitive options from every manufacturer), and the cyber truck has been a complete financial disaster. TSLA has run out of pivots or new plays—that was the cyber truck, and it was a disaster. Now, many people hold the stock just because it made them rich quick for a time, so it feels like their child.… It’s hard to sell. For those people. But eventually, the fund managers, and everybody else are going to see the financial statements and reality is going to hit. All of this hype about potential merges with SpaceX, etc—dead.
I've been watching TSLA/Elon make promises for years and fail at almost all of them. It's very possible I'm disconnected from reality, but it's so obvious to me that Tesla isn't the "AI" company, xAI is the AI company. SpaceX bought xAI, not Tesla. Even for Optimus: > xAI (Brain/Software): xAI provides the AI "brain" for the robot. So what the fuck is TSLA? Lmao.
These TSLA call expire in a week. Long term that ships goes down but short term there’s some juice left to squeeze?
Think TSLA might close around 417
Lol CVNA and TSLA memeing one more time.
Puts on MSTR and TSLA, easiest decision of my life
If TSLA keeps rebounding I may cream my jeans.
Such an incredible gift from the stock gods giving us a chance to reload TSLA puts
It was between TSLA 415 nvda 185 or appl 280 and I chose appl 🤡
That's me and TSLA after last year
TSLA is just weird and playing with fire, long or short. I definitely made some money on it but I walked away from that casino a long time ago.
The discussion is on COST, not TSLA. I think elon is a full of shit conman, but if the robots actually take off, then you CAN argue TSLA is undervalued. I think its a stupid argment, but its an argument. COST is a retailer trading at 50 PE. It cannot grow too fast, its margins cannot get materially better, its a retailer. COST is almost 100% certain to underperform the SPY from here on a longer time frame just due to its valuation
TSLA back to 450 so I can short plz 🙏
NVDA PLTR TSLA dip buying just works. It’s incredible. Regarded, but incredible.
I really believed that MSFT would visit sub-$400 for a tiny bit of time yesterday, and then I really believed that it would hold over $400 like premarket. I'm starting to believe in my beliefs a lot less. Meanwhile SNDK, INTC, TSM, AMD, NVDA all up 4-8% just mad chillin'. Even TSLA is recovering quicker than microsoft after the world's dumbest fucking news ever. Crazy.
You're not really making the case you think when the second lowest on that list has $200B in revenue and about 20 times more profit than TSLA
I remember the feeling I got of wanting to get a Walther P99 when I saw Pierce Brosnan mag dump some Slavic mercenary in a tux It's the same feeling I get holding TSLA calls on a Friday
TSLA calls with magic marijuana number strike price for Monday
Just bought some TSLA 1000 calls, master manipulator about to make these print
MSFT shareholders see a P/E of 25 and are looking for safer investments, like TSLA. 🤓
I put you in TSLA call at 404, i take you out at 410. We are all happy.
Math is an unrated super power. I am still down 2.9k on TSLA options. Please Stop all Bears.
You're right about single stock investing. It isn't easy and you have to turn it into a hobby if you have a good chance of succeeding - an educational background in a relevant field helps. Sometimes it isn't bad to choose a couple of the most obvious stocks to be 3 - 5%. I personally think it would be wise to own either AVGO or NVDA (AVGO is larger than TSLA now), just as an example. But yes, it would be wise to only keep a small part of your portfolio in single stocks and even then be careful. Most people here will recommend VOO to be most of your portfolio. I begrudgingly agree, but recommend making QQQ and VOO being spit 50/50 and representing 50 - 75% of your portfolio. QQQ, which represents the NASDAQ, has largely outcompeted the S&P over the years. Possibly an ETF in emerging markets (I wouldn't make emerging markets more than 5%) and developed markets (15 - 20% in my opinion but that may be controversial with some). This is not something you should do just because I recommend it - look into it further. Depending on your age your risk tolerance may be more mild and you may want bonds and some gold as well if your approaching retirement soon.
TSLA calls when it was in the 390's = $
I actually think the TSLA example is a better example. I remember for years, they were selling EV's at a loss. Investing in the company for who they were at that time made absolutely no sense. Yet, if you were willing to take that risk it paid off big time. And what's intersting, even as much as Musk reminds everyone that TSLA should not be bought as a car company, they are the only car company that can seem to sell EV's at a profit. Ford, Stellantis and GM have alll pivoted to hybrids. No doubt the EV subsidy helped TSLA but it shoulld have helped the others too. No, I don't know that SpaceX and xAI will have the same outcome as TSLA, but I don't understand people acting like this will be a failure because of Musk when we can see what TSLA has become and we can see his past success with Zip2 and PayPal. Musk has said multiple times he doesn't care about wealth, he cares about space. I think that's silly, but he has put his money where his mouth is so really it's just a question for investors if they think this will be a profitable venture.
This guy is one of the many who pump TSLA even tho TSLA is failing every year.
Its the year 2300. NVDA has taken over the world, China has become an oligarchy, and the Epstein files are still redacted. Spy is still $685+-5. Elon.ai tweets "TSLA sex robots next year for sure!" and the stock hits $9999
Inclusion in Epstein Files? Apparently Bullish if you ask TSLA shareholders. 😆
PLTR MSTR TSLA HOOD BTC gonna rally for the next 6 months out of hatred probably. I don't see any reason they would go up so they prob will
> Data centers in space, stupid as fuck but no matter what, TSLA +10%. > It's a 200IQ play. Energy up there is 1/20th the cost down here. Energy production is a hard stop bottleneck for future AI if you want to scale. If Starship scales as they expect, you can get stuff to space for $100/kg. You quite literally will not be able to build the AI scale that Tesla/xAI wants to build on the ground. Too much regulation, land, batteries, etc. In space your solar panels are 5x more effective, they don't need glass either, and you don't need batteries and transformers. As crazy as it sounds, data centers in space will likely be the only way to scale and probably the cheapest as well. Cost of energy is not going to go down at this rate, it will only go up.
qqq $600 and TSLA $400 are clearly bottoms
How is TSLA outperforming MSFT, again
Why cant MSFT behave like TSLA? Can they learn from Elon and pump their own stocks ?
When is TSLA not green?
I hear you, but then I look at TSLA and see that the market no longer cares about anything but hype.
Fucking TSLA. Pos deserves under 400
TSLA. Not because of the vehicles, but humanoid robotics and recoverable rockets and robotaxis.
TSLA calls purely because of how fraudulent it is
WSB Top 10 Since 01/05: |Symbol|Change since Added %| |:-|:-| |MU|21.39| |ASTS|11.74| |GOOGL|5.11| |AMZN|\-1.68| |IREN|\-6.81| |TSLA|\-9.33| |RKLB|\-12.73| |NBIS|\-17.88| |PLTR|\-22.55| |RDDT|\-37.55|
*Glances at TSLA 10 yr chart*
Stock market wizard Elon Musk. King of empty promises and fraud, I am truly impressed at what he managed to deliver. I genuinely have no idea how TSLA is part of the Trillion market cap club: 1. NVDA: GPUs, Crypto Mining, AI 2. AAPL: iPhones, Mac 3. MSFT: Windows, Azure, Office, enterprise monster 4. GOOGL: Can't avoid using GOOGLE products for more than a day 5. META: Social media empire, Ad monster 6. AMZN: AWS 7. TSLA: Empty promises and sex dolls?
I dare you to do puts on TSLA.
Hope the rotation out of high growth stocks hits TSLA investors hard, it’s about time they suffered consequences for propping up this wannabe nazis and subjecting the rest of us to his cons because of greed. Crypto bros getting a taste is satisfying to watch also. Maybe just maybe investors will learn something and we can avoid putting his shitty companies in ETFs.
If TSLA breaks 406 watch 417
Me too. I had enough of TSLA. I got burnt for a small amount but a burn is a burn but my principles also say a firm NO towards TSLA. Never again with TSLA.
>Elon Musk took a gulp of water on stage at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland last month and started talking up one of his latest passions: data centers orbiting Earth. 1. Regarded article. No one cares what he did in stage or any bs like that. 2. Data centers in space, no matter what, TALA +10%. 3. He also promised next gen batteries in early 2010s that will happen in 2018, 2019, 2021, 2023 and so on. Also Tesla robo taxis, Mars colonies and other bs like that. Fuck Musk, fuck TSLA, fuck the stock and it’s memery. Calls it is.
TSLA was half the price it is now before Orange got elected, it could just as easily get back down there if Blue team win midterms. Between BYD coming to Canada, autonomous vehicles space facing a lot of competition, including from NVDA, and most of robotics and talent in China, it just seems like a moronic risk/reward to bet on TSLA.
TSLA 405c 0dte. Fuck it!
You can wheel, but 1. You have to know it will actually go back up, and 2. Sometimes it can take a _while_ to do that. I owned 100 TSLA shares last year at 425. Had to hold it on a 50% drawdown all year, finally got out at 455 for 7%. Meanwhile S&P was 11%.
You have to be trolling. If not, then I'm sorry, that is just stupid when they have numbers to back it up. TSLA is going up with negative net income and revenue growth while Jensen is promising that 500B revenue with the actual growth.
Can't believe TSLA and AMZN were stocks considered part of the "Magnificent 7". Is humanity retarded?
I think MSTR will be suffering from lasting reputation damage from this week. But I said that about TSLA when Musk got all political and it kept going up.
TSLA and MSTR. Put your whole account on those two. I am a TRADER
How many publicly traded companies does he have outside of TSLA? Some people will win big on the SpaceX IPO, other people will get hurt. Both groups are most likely retarded.
Is my 03/20 TSLA 410C fucked up？
Any chance that TSLA touches $398 tomorrow?
CVNA and TSLA are the 2026 version(s) of Enron.