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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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i use 2x ling/short products on TSLA.....im good either way
CVNA put, WMT put, ORCL call, SBUX puts, TSLA call, GOOG call. That was the watchlist. If anyone was wondering. I got lost somewhere and need to return to keeping things simple.
Many people seem not to know what a growth stock is. It’s not a stock that’s expected to grow quickly in price. It’s a stock that’s *already* highly priced because of the market’s expectations for future revenue growth. A company with a high P/E is basically a growth stock by definition[1]. TSLA has a P/E of over 300. Therefore, yes, it’s still a growth stock. [1] I know this isn’t the formal definition but it’s true enough here.
Whole world knows Tesla is now passe as a car manufacturer. Putin is potentially one of the richest men in history given how he literally stole all soviet historical wealth and wields its power. Conspiracy: TSLA stock is Putin’s west propaganda slush fund. Elon is a conduit for western misinformation.
Damn, Cathie 🪵 sold almost 250K shares or RKLB today and some TSLA too but she bought more than 100K shares of OKLO. I guess Space stock still have a chance tomorrow lol
TSLA isn’t a growth stock anymore it’s a personality test
What I think? I think long-term, valuations and profits matter. I am short TSLA, with a timeframe of 3-5 years. If it goes to 500, I am gonna sell more.
Totally get that. TSLA can be super volatile, so staying cautious makes sense. I’m just curious if people see it more as a long-term hold or a trading stock despite the noise
Meme traders love TSLA, because of the wild swings and General upward trend. Value investors hate it, because the valuation doesn't make any sense, gives off clear "stay the hell away from this"-vibe, but the people who bought TSLA a year ago take away all the lunch money. The price didn't make sense half a year ago when it was at 300. Actual business progress is still far behind plans and it's at 480 now. It relies on hopium, vibe and meme.
I heard 🍈 say it will have the following specs: USS 🌮, CVNF-1. New generation of aircraft carriers, and uh, umm… first ever with a nuclear fusion reactor. Uuummm, and uh, It will be manned with tsla robots, and xai gruk will be in charge of the whole ship. Umm. Its fighter jets will compose of self flying model S, model 3, and cyber jets. All of this before 2026 Q3. And umm, we also haven’t sold many cars recently, but we’re not a car company. Umm. TSLA to 2000!
TSLA bears wondering why TSLA is irrational.
Everyone buy TSLA let’s break through 490
TSLA puts look so fucking tempting
If you buy stock as a political statement you'd be doing nothing but political research all day long. Many companies are just quieter about it. I invest to make money. My point is if you are going to invest in TSLA it's pretty easy to take a FSD test drive. I like to know what I'm investing in. I've ridden in Waymo and I own FSD. It is so different but hey I'm don't care if you invest or not. The real beauty of TSLA is the market cap and volume is so high you can get in or out and not really effect the price. You have to be Kathy Wood level to impact the price. I love the volatility as that is where I make most my money.
At this point TSLA solving world hungers, curing cancer, and defeating alien invasion are all priced in
Idk if the confidence in you TSLA call holders makes me nervous or excited about my short term puts
TSLA is up over 150% in two years. Your hubris is nauseating. No way you make.mkney at this. NO WAY.
I actually had the balls to grab a TSLA 490 P when it was at 495 it dropped to 493 and I sold but I turned around and grabbed SPY 486 12/26
Type in TSLA can click the big green button
Rainbow formation on the TSLA chart. Figures.
Made a nice 800$ in and out day trade buying puts at 496ish. Now only need to make up ~10k to break even for all of my other failed TSLA shorts 😭
TSLA TO THE MOOOOON, but seriously though, diversify diversify diversify, Tesla could’ve taken a huge hit if the court case was lost. I sold because I’m pretty risk averse
Here for TSLA bankrupting every idiot in here buying puts
banbet! TSLA 505 eow
TSLA is an EV and power storage company, valued at 60 Rivians. Rivian doesn't make many EVs and sells them at a loss and is still valued as 50% of Ford (a 1% EV / 99% non-EV company). TSLA being valued as 60 RIVNs isn't too outlandish to me, but it could easily bounce between $200 and $600 of the next 2+ years.
I actually sold some TSLA today. Felt right.
I don't know what will come in AH announcements. But I do know as a foolish holder of many things, that RKLB and TSLA puts will print tomorrow because those spiteful red and yellow M&Ms. We want the green, show us the green.
TSLA stock is completed unrelated to the company honestly. May as well actually go to a casino with your money if you are a long term investor
TSLA has never traded on fundamentals. It's the #1 scam meme stock of all time
So is TSLA stock price is not completed removed from the car business? They are about to report a big miss on Q4 sales after the New Year's and the market doesn't seem to care one bit. It is all about FSD, Robo taxis, and Optimus robot now?
Would you pre-order the TSLA Sex Robot if you could?
I'm not invested in TSLA either way...
Great advice... but if you did that with PLTR, NVDA, or TSLA, you would have missed out on most of the real moves that actually repriced those companies as the respective "themes" played out, i.e. AI and EV. Space is one of the main next themes going into next year IMHO.
TSLA haters got another ass hammering 🤣
BTO 1x TSLA 12/26 485c @9.85
BTO 1x TSLA 12/26 485c @9.85
Grok says 530 TSLA end of week.
Too many people expecting TSLA at 500… like come on it won’t happen solely for that reason
Up about 20% this year. Meh. Could be worse. Made bank on NEM but then sold too early. Could have made more. Shorted TSLA on five separate occasions. Four times took profit. One time got rocked. Came out even on my bad habit. Biggest loser was MSOS. Totally mistimed it.
How long can the TSLA bashers keep going? Seriously, it's been years now that they've been absolutely, 100% wrong.
I’ve traded RKLB, ORCL, SMCI, CRWV, TSLA, CVNA. I never hold any of these companies more than a day. Just not comfortable holding these stocks I actually hold these companies only for a few hours. There are dumb people how probably make way more than me but I sleep fine. I’m not sure when reality will hit it’s not an if but a when and a lot of people are going to get wiped out.
TSLA 500 is hilarious 😂 thank you thank you
Might go lower but it's TSLA. Might also rocket for no reason
TSLA tanks 1% and SPY moves up lmao
Thank you all for this TSLA 500 bullshit yall on, solely due to that im all in on puts, literally inverse this place make money every time
One can pray TSLA slice through that 463 support and gap up to 444 🙏
I should know better but added a 450p for TSLA end of February
TSLA puts seem like the obvious play for over night holds
Everyone hates TSLA, you know what that means right? - Time to buy TSLA boys!
Imagine NOT buying TSLA at $500 per share. Then imagine not realizing there's a good chance you'll get SpaceX shares and or maybe even the whole lot of Elon's companies... buy owning TSLA. Imagine.
This dip on TSLA is beautiful for my acc
Market is rigged by MM….. talking about TSLA
Dump it, figure it out TSLA lots of people got puts what you gunna do
Imagine buying the TSLA business at $500 per share. Absolutely mind boggling.
I bought $500 of it at 10, saw it had dropped to $5, forgot about it till recently. I'm mostly in TSLA at 200.
$TSLA my love, go up babe!!
Like, imagine saying to yourself this would be a good time to buy TSLA? wtf
TSLA down SPY up that's the way we like to
Be honest. You dont care who comes on top. You just wanna full port on $TSLA calls.
>And diluted 8.2% of all existing Tesla shares! Stop crying bro. Every TSLA shareholder has known this since 2018
All these bullish TSLA comments are telling me it's about to dump
just go with the flow. I dislike TSLA too, but its making me a lot of money lately.
TSLA is the only stock moving and i am bored so i will buy puts- the real put buyer
"I dislike Elon and I think the valuation is ridiculous so I am going to burn a pile of my own money to prove a point" -TSLA put buyers. Rip.
bull flag pattern on the 1W chart for TSLA. Next leg up maybe late this week.
!Banbet TSLA 480 2wks
SPY down TSLA up is the opposite of what I need rn tbh
!Banbet TSLA 480 2wks
$Banbet TSLA 480 2wks
Bought more $TSLA!!!
Do you hate money? Your position trash man You could even use the same sentiment (we get it you’re young and hate TSLA, better stop trading based on your feelings because look where it has your savings!) of bearish TSLA and buy a less complexly ridiculous option
The whole market is slowly going down but ofc the regard TSLA goes up
Hold up You bought TSLA 12/26 400p with all your savings?
tesla aside: if any sane person thinks these types of compensation of a ceo is "normal" needs some kind reality-chek. I am not an expert by any means, but TSLA as a whole is a perfect example to show how disconnected stock prices and company evaluation and actual business metrics (once called facts) can be. or ask yourself this: how many cars would they need to sell, how many cab-rides would need to happen and how much government subsidies are needed to bring actual company metrics in line with stock price ?
From personally selling TSLA previously, now I know it’s dumb to sell.
I give up - I guess TSLA was undervalued this whole time
Puts on TSLA when it's 495+ free money if long dated enough
https://preview.redd.it/kqcvasm5vs8g1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c383d2f1e6a14370c7853e52d76472852dfda80e I will be -$10k on TSLA for the year. Not too bad. I
How much money did you dump on TSLA puts? What’s the expiration and contracts you have?
Can we get an interview with the Dec 19 500$ TSLA call people?
TSLA hasn't been reasonably priced in years.
The Blomberg headline "15 People Have Died in Crashes Where Tesla Doors Won't Open" juxtaposed with it's ticket showing TSLA +2.5% today is something man
The only thing that matters is what the market is actually doing, not what one wishes it was doing. That said, I would not keep my retirement investments TSLA…
“Wow, TSLA just had another +3% day, surely now is the perfect time to short” https://preview.redd.it/gp8c1ou2rs8g1.jpeg?width=1224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f75ba444b6553acf8e2609945a07fc3256e83c
For absoutely no good reason TSLA will hit 500
TSLA dump incoming i can feel it .. 495 psychological barrier
TSLA pumping before year end to reach their KPI goals I see.
Right, am also short on TSLA 😠
Santa's waiting to buy the TSLA top and then be depressed until next July when he has to sell at a loss to pay for sleigh parts. He really shouldn't be trading.
TSLA 500 calls I’m I regarded
I need TSLA removed from SPY. It's insane that I have to root for a vaporware shitco for my SPY calls to print