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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Offering the TSLA robotaxi safety driver a free sandwich will stop it
Sold all UNH to go balls deep on TSLA calls. Pump it baby
If you just put it all back on more short DTE $TSLA calls, you could buy two dream cars. Think about that.
50 TSLA 370 calls exp 8/29
https://imgur.com/a/whipeCO There’s strategies other than buying and holding the indices. This is a combination of long/short ETF swing trading and just holding TSLA stock.
I hope those NVDA calls treat you better than your TSLA puts.
Someone basically described TSLA and PLTR as the shitcoins of the market, and it makes complete sense.
Everyday I see videos of robotaxis doing the wackiest stuff. And every robotaxi actually needs a driver keeping an eye on it! Yet TSLA keeps pumping. I think it is time to start buying TSLQ.
I've made and lost at least 4 fortunes on TSLA... be damned if I trade that stock again.. and I own one.
These last two days have convinced me 🍈has personal portfolio managers throwing billions of his money into TSLA to keep it propped up. The reasons for it being at a four month high are non existent.
**TSLA 🚀 YOLO to $400** Broke $350 today, boys. That resistance just got obliterated like my portfolio after buying SPY puts. * Calls are printing tendies 🍗 * Volume exploding 💥 * Elon about to tweet some FSD/robotaxi BS and we moon 🌕 I don’t care if it’s overbought, I’m loading calls like it’s the last rocket leaving Earth. **$400 in sight, diamond hands 👐💎 or bust.**
Nope. Just haven’t focused on TSLA until now
Still can’t believe TSLA keeps going up despite NO ONE wanting their cars
TSLA obliterated my put a few months out the entire month
TSLA is a dead company walking
Even if Elon is half right on future outlook TSLA market cap would be over $3 trillion. This then brings the question. Has Elon’s hit rate on future projects been at least right 50% of the time. You’re puts are toast
Talking to TSLA trying to get it to go back to $335?
I’m going balls deep in TSLA weeklies tomorrow
I've implanted AI into one of my best turds. It has predicted TSLA to $4200. Loading up, this is some smart shit.
I see so much crap on TSLA. Is it just an infinite money glitch to just always play calls on it?
All these were assigned my selling puts and chasing premium 😭 Yeah that 10/17 $450 CC on TSLA netted me about $500. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it was at $500 by EOY huge robotics play (1-2 years)
Wow you're holding horrible stocks, in all seriousness. TSLA is the only one of those that is an actual large, growth oriented, and profitable company. That really fucking says something man, that's a sentence I never thought I'd have to type. Puts on your stock picking process lol
October 17th covered calls sold on TSLA, COIN, CRWV, CRCL, and CAVA Collected $2,000 and now I wait and shit post with you regards
Check out NVDA, spy, QQQ, and TSLA at the same time
Mostly cash which I use for short term yolos (mainly spy 0dtes) as well as a fair amount of TSLA and NVDA leaps which will do whatever the fuck they want. More focused on maximizing career earnings (in tech rn and just hold the rsus) and getting into a top mba than being extremely particular on my positions which at this point are just lottery tickets.
Hmmm...I've never heard this thesis before but it oddly makes sense. Maybe the only way that TSLA makes sense, for that matter.
BREAKING: Fund Manager so mad TSLA broke over 350 he called Benzinga stat and told them “TESLA COULD FALL 90% *TOMORROW*” as he slammed his flabby arms on his desk
It serves a very useful purpose by being highly weighted in SPY and QQQ, so when another fund like Microsoft or NVDA needs to be sold off, funds can be pumped into TSLA to minimize the change in the ETFs NAV divergence and price. Because TSLA has always moved erratically, and always seen massive institutional purchases and sales, it is uniquely suited for this purpose because the wild swings will not be questioned. Buying, selling, and shorting large amounts are common, and used to manipulate closing prices of ETFs that contain Tesla for the purpose of controlling Market Makers option market obligations at the close of the trading day.
Look at the 1 year graph, man...this shit never holds a rally. It'll be down in a week or two, if not this week. Ever since TSLA fell off from the election hype it's been terminally stuck at ~$300. Once it hits mid 300s it's screaming to be shorted.
Honestly even if you think they are gonna tank I STILL wouldn’t buy long puts or short it as individual investors. It’s like the expectation from some people is that companies will just roll over and die and not use any of their resources or advantages to turn things around. So much has to go exactly right for bearish bets to pay off. Otherwise theta gang will eat your lunch and if the earnings or story suddenly get better then you’re completely fucked. I’ve thought TSLA should tank since I started picking stocks years ago. If I had ever made that bet I’d be posting disgusting loss porn. Thankfully I recognized my bias and made a promise that I would never touch it. Basically, it’s not worth it. Best to just ignore the stocks you don’t like and buy what you think will win.
MDB/TSLA/PLTR/SPY CALLS holders be like: https://preview.redd.it/3nb7ztzfjflf1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9e16a2967d57aef09c19caf4a99fb67b00ef76
Any reason for TSLA pump?
TSLA somehow hitting $350 is fucking criminal. History shows these runs don't last but a week or 2...guess we'll see...
My worst nightmare TSLA and MSTR are the same price and both green
Everytime TSLA is green some mouth breather is yapping about car sales declining lol
In fairness TSLA has REPEATEDLY pulled back at every pump recently. Previous push to 345 suddenly pulled back to 322 on literally no news and we're back to 350+ again. That said I think shorting just before Nvidia earnings is bafflingly stupid
TSLA gonna be $400 soon and he’s gonna post: Shorted more TSLA at 400 👌👌👌
TSLA will do the fuking when they release their sex bot and become a 5T market cap company
TSLA Austin expansion is a nothing burger. Good entry for short.
TSLA ber yesterday & today: >Continue to short TSLA at 345.5, 👌👌👌 Shorted more TSLA around 348.7, 🐻 Shorted TSLA at 350, finally 👌👌👌 Shorted more TSLA around 353, 👌👌👌 LMFAO 🤌
Yes, OBVIOUSLY because France and the EU is the birth home of NVDA, META, MSFT, GOOG, AVGO, TSLA, and AAPL. They just do it cause they don’t like Cheeto man.
I’m in heavy on TSLA 355C 8/29 and NVDA 185 8/29
If you genuinely think that any and all media isn’t somewhat manipulated to spin results in the stock market you are one naive fool… More specifically, MM are light years ahead of this forum and with companies like UNH they already know the end result and are just literally playing with everyone else’s money. If Buffet or the lieutenants at his company who bought the damn thing think there’s value in the company… it’s because they have done enough research, have received enough insider information and are able to do it with so much more resources than any of us combined will ever have at our disposal… substantially and considerably, they operate at a different level. Across the board. So, regardless of the few ‘bad picks’ Buffet may have had in one illustrious and genius career… I’m sticking with their DD longterm and following lead. Also, stick your WSB morality up deep and keep it there. Greedy people here investing in SPY, MSFT, Palantir, TSLA, etc in the most capitalistic place in the world giving moral lessons has to be the biggest joke. PS: I use my UNH profits to pay for mine and my family’s health insurance from another provider and I’m damn proud of that. Peace & love mf’ers 🤟💥
If you genuinely think that any and all media isn’t somewhat manipulated to spin results in the stock market you are one naive fool… More specifically, MM are light years ahead of this forum and with companies like UNH they already know the end result and are just literally playing with everyone else’s money. If Buffet or the lieutenants at his company who bought the damn thing think there’s value in the company… it’s because they have done enough research, have received enough insider information and are able to do it with so much more resources than any of us combined will ever have at our disposal… substantially and considerably, they operate at a different level. Across the board. So, regardless of the few ‘bad picks’ Buffet may have had in one illustrious and genius career… I’m sticking with their DD longterm and following lead. Also, stick your WSB morality up deep and keep it there. Greedy people here investing in SPY, MSFT, Palantir, TSLA, etc in the most capitalistic place in the world giving moral lessons has to be the biggest joke. PS: I use my UNH profits to pay for mine and my family’s health insurance from another provider and I’m damn proud of that. Peace & love mf’ers 🤟💥
$TSLA does it fucking again. I don’t get it. 🤡
bought and held NIO a long time ago. Lowest I hit was -68%. Past 12 months, I shifted to recurring investments into SPY, ANET, PLTR and played a bunch of options around earnings for PLTR, NVDA, ANET, APLD, AMD, QS, TSLA. Got myself out of the hole.
TSLA bears will be bankrupt before TSLA
Sold TSLA 345p weeklies today, AMA
TSLA- if you like the stock now, wait until we do something good!
Why didn’t I enter TSLA at 346 like I planned? Oh yeah I’m a bitch
TSLA the first 5 trillion dollar company LMAO
Holy shit did TSLA find the cure to the lonliness epidemic?
Shorted more TSLA around 353, 👌👌👌
why is TSLA zooming so hard, this is entertaining
TSLA just a vertical line after 3PM
I’m a TSLA bear but this market is far too retarded right now to try and short it in any way lmao
Now close the markets before TSLA dumps 😂😂
4,8M TSLA contracts bought at 351.6 boooom
I can’t believe TSLA is still climbing after hours. Up nearly $6
TSLA finally closes above 350 again. 365 bout to get retested again
Congrats to TSLA call holders today. I definitely didn't see a pump like this happening today!
TSLA isn't real it can't hurt you
Bought TSLA calls, made $300. Proceeded to buy TSLA puts, completely clobbered gains and down $300 net 🤡
some dude shorting TSLA at 349 was so confident in his puts lol
TSLA will reach 5T market cap the day they release the fuckbot
The only thing fake and 🌈 about this TSLA pump are the bears that don’t believe in Leon. Fuck yall.
TSLA is starting thee ol bear extinction run right on schedule
TSLA is what AMZN wishes it was.
Magnets (NdPr) prices surged 40% this month. Not a good look for RIVN, TSLA, LCID. RIVN’s Q1 was already whacked by it. (Costs per car grew a few thousand and production dropped by a few thousand due to magnet supply issues) Disclaimer: I have puts on RIVN
TSLA going to retest that spring/summer high this week. 367 inbound. it's happening.
TSLA is up 60% the past year and up $26 the past month. It’s always calls on TSLA. IT WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN.
TSLA only goes up (unless it goes down)
Is TSLA the only stock impervious to bad news? Yes. Is TSLA the only stock that will be green no matter what? Yes. Should you always buy 0DTE calls on TSLA? Again, yes.
SPY dumping, TSLA holding strong lol looking to break 350
If TSLA closes over $350 insert Samuel L “hang on to your butts”
2 hours ago I said TSLA CALLS with a close of 349.99 and bears downvoted me. HOW ARE YOUR POOTS DOING?
335p 9/26 for TSLA, just bought and probably gonna regret it
TSLA finally crossing 350’barrier
That stoopid ber that shorted TSLA past 2 days is fukt. LMAO
Manipulation triplet: TSLA, PLTR & CVNA
Shorted TSLA at 350, finally 👌👌👌
TSLA bears, are you okay?
Is TSLA going to close at $360 today?
TSLA going to be all of the S&P by the end of the year. You want to hate it but it’s the only stock on the market that will go up every day regardless of the news. It’s the one stock that will ALWAYS go green for you.
Do I sell my TSLA calls at -20% even with it at ATH? Theta fucked me but I was down bad earlier today
TSLA is going to purchase all the Mag7 companies.
If you just aren’t doing daily TSLA calls then you hate money.
All TSLA calls all the time. You can’t ever lose. TSLA just won’t go down again in our lifetimes.
The only reason anyone can ever give for TSLA pumps involves a chart with lines drawn all over it. Horoscope-ass traders.