TSLA

AyumiHikaru

Every time TSLA had a major breakout, Elmo did something stupid to tank the stock This time won't be different. My plan is to buy long term puts once TSLA breaks out $500

Connect_Boss6316

Try it - buy deep ITM TSLA options and see if it prints money.

gummi_eater

and redditors will make their weekly posts, "Why is TSLA going up so much? 😭"

BigCyanDinosaur

>  Did you think TSLA would be bankrupt last year at $140? Did you think GOOGL would lose their court case this year when they were trading at $160 a share and not have their own AI? Did you think that NVDA would only sell chips for gaming and not grow from $10 a share? Short term thinking makes you miss out on opportunity. Automating food is a no brainer for a real investment in the stock. Thats what the end game is for AI, automation These guys are speed running that game and the market is shorting it like the short term fools they time and time again prove to be. LMFAO. Imma make sure this ain't deleted 

ch0c0l8cake

Did you think TSLA would be bankrupt last year at $140? Did you think GOOGL would lose their court case this year when they were trading at $160 a share and not have their own AI? Did you think that NVDA would only sell chips for gaming and not grow from $10 a share? Short term thinking makes you miss out on opportunity. Automating food is a no brainer for a real investment in the stock. Thats what the end game for AI, automation These guys are speed running that game and the market is shorting it like the short term fools they time and time again prove to be.

QuailOk841

!banbet TSLA -5% 1w

BadBoyBilbo

I look forward to losing my shirt tomorrow buying TSLA puts.

Kranoath

TSLA up 1.5% overnight

iMakeGOODinvestmemts

I did $TSLA $50

Ok_Cry7572

You forgot one. TSLA $500

Ok_Cry7572

Never short TSLA. Looks like some regards haven't learned their lesson yet since some comments are saying to short.

Ok_Cry7572

Shorting TSLA😂😂😂😂😂

ur2cdanger

TSLA +10%

Putrid_Fruit4606

TSLA

Badmotorfinger87

Imagine buying puts on TSLA. True retard

NotMe357

Dangerous person? C'mon...he is one of the most dangerous person on earth, seriously. He just want an excuse to get more money. How do he get TSLA to achieve that? TACO is the answer. If he doesn't have a plan to get TSLA up there, then he wouldnt want that $1T package. Elon wants to become the first $1T on earth and he doesn't care how to get it.

Dreamteam22323

Up $30,000 on TSLA lmao .

Ok_Cry7572

TSLA is the only real play. Ifyyk

Micksar

I DCA some $$$ into ARKVX. SpaceX, Neuralink, Figure AI, xAI, OpenAI, Anthropic, Epic Games, etc. These are all companies I want exposure to, so I deal with the high fees. If you’re mainly interested in SpaceX and XAI… I’d consider just buying some TSLA and waiting for the SpaceX IPO that should come along this summer (rumors are that TSLA shareholders may have priority when it comes to participating in other Elon owned company IPOs)

Kranoath

Fomo will kick in and send TSLA to $900 end of year

KittyLover-7

Burry watching on as NVDA, pltr and TSLA gape

Ilovegoldens

TSLA. While the Reddit bubble will downvote either because Elon bad or “but the PE ratio!!!” Here are some game changers that could print the company money and be value creators like never before seen: 1. FSD: anyone who uses this and has seen the progress knows that it is just a matter of time until autonomous driving is solved. I think 2026 is that year. While regulators surely will be needed to be persuaded by the data, the implications are massive. Robotaxi network will not just be another uber, it will be an order of magnitude cheaper due to the lack of driver and teslas vertical integration of manufacturing the car itself. Why take a $25 uber if you can get a $3 Robotaxi? Why even drive your own car at that price in certain situations. It unlocks a massive TAM outside of uber/lyft. Not only this but if Tesla solves autonomy, who wouldn’t want to buy a Tesla? You could work in your car, you could sleep in your car, watch movies, play games…this is a massive game changer. Their car sales would absolutely explode. 2. Optimus. I don’t think this will meaningfully impact the business until the later years you listed, but an affordable humanoid robot powered would by AI would be one of the biggest value creations in human history. While Boston dynamics and other humanoid robots exists now, no company has the tools to make an AI robot affordably more than Tesla does. Tesla’s FSD neural network powers the robot and its expertise in manufacturing make them able to make robots at a mass scale affordably. Integrating Grok as the LLM cerebrum, FSD as the motor cortex, and teslas manufacturing to deliver this to customers at sub $40K best positions the company in the humanoid robot market. A market that will be the biggest in world history. The ability for a robot would to be a surgeon, a delivery person, a manufacturing worker, an elderly person aid, a chef… would be priceless to own. Now both of these products are extremely hard to accomplish but there its a big reason that PE ratio is so high for Tesla. Wall Street knows there’s a chance these goals can be hit. And if they do the market cap for Tesla could blow past $5 and $10T.

NotMe357

He says what he want to say maybe...Just maybe because he never thinks before speaking? If Elon doesn't want more money then why does he want his $1T pay package from TSLA? The reason why he can say alot of things without consequences is because he is rich. If he is just a normal CEO then he wouldn't dare do/say all that. Money give him power and power protect him and he knows that.

aftherith

Pretty clear TSLA wants 500+. The reversion trader in me wants to fight it but I don't want to be poor(er).

Impressive-Mud-3362

I want TSLA to pump a bit more, so I can load up the short again. Am gonna go out on a shield end of year, before paying an extra penny to uncle Sam.

nateyp123

Sadly probably still TSLA.. But also PLTR, NVDA,

NotMe357

TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm next year. He is gonna help Elon pump TSLA and SpaceX up and it probably gonna help all the Space stock. At least until SpaceX is done IPO. Midterm is really important for TACO if he wants to win Presiden electio in 2028. And yes he WILL go for third term as the King.

slytythesneakyguy

TSLA hitting $500 tomorrow guaranteed

Badmotorfinger87

Puts on TSLA. You belong here retard

Kranoath

TSLA bro

Kranoath

TSLA

Kranoath

Elon's pay package approved. TSLA up 30% today!!!?

slytythesneakyguy

TSLA hitting $500 tomorrow

Kranoath

So TSLA calls?

LordFaquaad

Define "does not work". The regulator is allowing tesla to move forward without operators in the car. People keep saying LiDAR is the only thing that works yet regulator keeps pushing tesla onwards. TSLA system doesnt have to be as good as LiDAR. It just has to be good enough for regulatory threshold. After that its just how quickly the company scales

Kranoath

TSLA

Kranoath

Yep 42%. You can hate TSLA but it's never going down. Withing two years Elon is going to be worth two trillion and can buy Tesla outright.

DopeBook

TSLS Feb 20 Calls 😉 because TSLA Puts are cursed.

C130J_Darkstar

Coming from a guy who’s pushing TSLA/CVNA puts non-stop… FUD.

AccountNumber1002402

TSLA FTW with Waymo on board!

TeslaLeafBlower

!banbet TSLA 525 23h

Cav829

I hear TSLA shorts are finally paying off this week. Trust.

grizzly_teddy

TSLA going to go up minimum 5% Monday. Shares always go up when his package is approved (there has gotta be a joke in there somewhere).

Just-a-florida-mom

Yes I think TSLA is set for a break out. Semi's mass production coming soon many big names in trucking have shown interest. Robotaxi. FSD. I own a Cybertruck and FSD is a game changer. What other car gets better over time? Also under mentioned is their Mega pack business as well. Many good news hit coming in the next 3 months. I love TSLA stock because there is so much political noise / opposition that it's like one of the only stocks I feel like I can have 'insider' information simply by paying attention. Most other stock by the time you read the news article or post the market is already on the way up.... PS. TESLA won their Delaware appeal which removes uncertainty and saves $ so Monday may be the next say $5 gain. Insurance in Florida is also a good one because it will allow the robotaxi Miami to move to the next step. Self insurance will be the way for robotaxi at least in the beginning. I have found Reddit posters to be blind on TSLA in general and if you post like this you'll get a lot of hate. I don't listen to this forum for TSLA news..... I do look for other good stocks here.

BuyHighCryLat3r

!banbet TSLA 500 1d

Krigrim

The fuck is LAZR ?? Going full retard is for NVDA META TSLA or even PLTR for all I care wtf

Dinkmers

New high score for Elon's net worth today. It's kind of funny that Elon Musk is going to become the first trillionaire because TSLA investors actively decided to give it to him out of their pockets. Welfare queen, much?

IDrinkSulfuricAcid

Institutional buying is the biggest reason why CVNA has managed to sustain these prices. Once mass profit taking and de-risking begins, there won't be many buyers to counteract it. I feel like once downward momentum starts, it won't stop for a good while. Institutions hold shares of almost every non-penny stock you can think of. My understanding is that it doesn't really amount to much if they aren't actively buying. But of course, meme stocks are irrational, so this could also very well ''become another TSLA''.

SlimyMarvin

!banbet TSLA 5% 1D

Gandalftron

If you have a high risk tolerance MU, CRWV, NBIS, SOFI, TSLA, BABA

SevereRule5718

Top 2026 picks. $TSLA, $SMH, $RKLB, and $SLV.

Same_Cookie_2380

TSLA hits 500 by end of year wife gotta buy me a Porsche. INSIDERS DO YOUR THING!

capgain1963

Google says Waymo will become significant as part of its financials in 2026 - 2027. They are currently scaling by adding the service in many new cities, including NYC. UBER will definitely suffer when Waymo gets here. It will get even worse when TSLA and others expand on self driving for hire. Not to mention flying taxis and personal vehicles that look like drones, which could be here before 2030.

DopeBook

I’m 82 and I’ll probably die before I see my puts on TSLA make any money.

KittyLover-7

Meta, NVDA, Msft, googl, all doing 20%+ years in 2026 Probs TSLA too AMZN and apple meh

Hipsthrough100

I’m you but I bought puts on TSLA

NYSE_941_Gray

Most def TSLA RKLB

0n0n-o

TSLA

JohnDuffy78

I dit it across 3 bots and now my portfolio is: * 33% Google * 33% Microsoft * 67% TSLA $420 calls

nitoupdx

Gamma max on TSLA is $504. There’s a big pile of call gamma at the $500 strike, the majority of which is for Dec. 26th. Looking at the OI a lot of put positions have been opening for the next two expirations, and not a lot of call positions.

CurvedTVGreen8788

Agreed. Uber is currently trading at a P/E ratio just a hair over 10 which makes me jump on the undervalued bandwagon. For perspective, TSLA is trading at a P/E ratio of 321, and the SP500 index P/E ratio is at 28.

Rav_3d

What the heck is this? Did AI go back in time to when TSLA was trading at $300?

labegaw

You should try to improve your written English for clarity, but from what I understand you're mixing up how NSOs are taxed with how capital gains work after **exercise** (some things are just plain wrong, there's no such a thing as "agreed upon exercise date" for tax purposes, and it's exercise, not excise, which is an entirely different thing). When Musk exercises an option, he is taxed on (FMV at exercise – Strike price), with the strike price for these options being $23.34. And he's taxed on **ordinary income, not capital gains**. TSLA is now at $480, so he's gonna be taxed at $480 − $23.34 = $456.66 per share, whenever he decides to exercise. He'll be taxed 37% ordinary income tax, plus 1.45% Medicare + 0.9% Medicare surcharge; plus the 13.3% top tax rate in California for whatever period of time he still lived there. He'll have to pay a ginormous amount of money on income tax once he exercises. Then only after exercise capital gains begin. He won't be able to sell for 5 years; then once he sells them, he'll pay a 20% rate on the gains - difference between the selling price at that point and the $480 price at exercise. To clarify, capital gains do not apply to the increase from $23.34 to the market price at exercise, only to gains after exercise. The difference from the strike price to the market price at exercise is tax as ordinary income. So yeah, this decision will create a lot of extra tax revenue. This value would be taxed at lower rates if it stayed on TSLA and eventually taxed as capital gains as shareholders realized it.

Tricky-Ad-6225

Disastrous ERs are priced in already, it’s TSLA.

Limebird02

Waymo will not win it. TSLA will

Rivercitybruin

TSLA is where GOOG was in 2015.. Close to direct quote.. Might even be flattering

somebody_throw_a_pie

I also did that with TSLA…. and UPST (although I sold at a price higher than now, so that makes me feel better) not making the same mistake with RKLB and PL

xploeris

ah, so this is what a TSLA stockholder looks like. it all makes sense now

Batcraft10

Chuds control the market- -40% on TSLA Monday

Centigonal

NVDA and TSLA will have to pull some rabbits out of hats over the next few years to justify their valuations. The others just have to not mess up too bad and hope that the tech sector continues to dominate global economic growth.

No_Hour6830

To be honest with you, I think the hive mind actually has some utility. You should probably ignore one offs, and ignore actual penny stocks, but I think redditors have a strong track record with ones that have become hugely popular. RKLB, ASTS and PLTR are some recent examples. It's a long time ago, but TSLA was every redditor's favorite stock ten years ago. HIMS has slipped recently but that was a big one. AMD. I'm definitely blanking on a lot of them and of course there are losers but on balance when you start seeing a stock popping up everywhere, it could be worth taking a look.

Glum-Wealth-6171

TSLA will be gone unless musk manages to actually deliver on his outlandish promises of robotics and automation. The inherent value of the company is not in its ev business but in what it promises to the future of the robots and FSD. Investors are betting on Musk being able to pull all this off. I'm doubtful. But hey.. I'm also just a poor pleb.

Hockeyshot39

TSLA will be the best :) - Reddit won’t agree Always inverse Reddit

quuxquxbazbarfoo

All of them except I can't speak for TSLA.

im_burning_cookies

Nowww the TSLA rolling one bedroom studio makes sense 🤌

Illustrious-Coat3532

This is what I own now and I’m long. AMD TSLA HIMS

EnsilZah

I was in a similar situation with TSLA a few years back. The point I eventually decided to sell at was when I could sell 2/3 and stop working, and keep 1/3 in play. And by the way, there are ways to hold SpaceX more directly if you're an accredited investor.

RealWooWhee

Try make a new parameter, like % increase in mentions compared to yesterday/last week/month, that’s how you’ll really see anything meaningful. Otherwise you’ll just get SPY, NVDA QQQ TSLA etc.

Apost8Joe

The circular deals propping up these valuations and ridiculously leveraged companies like OpenAI and Coreweave aren't unsimilar to "shell corporations" - that magical revenue isn't showing up, regardless if they're named Raptor or not. Of course ORCL isn't going bankrupt, but it drops 40% in 90 days, before the real financial damage even starts showing up. But I bet TSLA performs an Enron before this is over.

Kranoath

TSLA will be a 100 trillion company within 15 years.

Odd-Block-2998

Weekend thought: Elon may already own this whole world. Yesterday file release fiasco means Elon has succeeded in taking over the party. With billions and soon trillions, he can swap in puppet presidents (from both parties to make it less obvious). Controlling US means controlling the world, so my take is start loading up on TSLA calls and definitely buy MARS (SpaceX ticker) next year.

LordFaquaad

Probably to fund rhe business and compete with Tesla robotaxi / other incoming players. If TSLA makes their camera setup work efficiently enough and the "crashes" are within an acceptable regulatory threshold, it will essentially wipe Waymo. Waymos biggest disadvantage isnt the cost but the mapping part which takes alot of time and capital. This should help fund it

Cool_Business_5396

TSLA

Odd-Block-2998

I don't think so. We are United States of Musk for next 40 years since some file release fiasco yesterday. Tesla is winning the whole global autonomous driving market. Elon will switch between multiple president puppets for next few decades. Waymo and other autonomous driving companies are completely cooked. TSLA $7,500 GOOG $120 UBER $10

No_Dig7851

TSLA calls is free money

NomSaneMan

Ok… so what are these implications then? Calls on US rare earth magnets or just puts on TSLA because idk what this data means

gatovision

People learn nothing and it will have to bust, the destiny of all market bubbles is to bust. We just dont know when. People bring up [pets.com](http://pets.com) but they were a very small company, like $500mil at the time. Now there's $20B quantum companies with zero revenue. Yes there's good companies involved now that make a lot of money, but there were decent companies in 2000 too, MSFT, INTC, ORCL, CSCO, Amazon, Sun Micro, etc. This time its all revolved around who can spend the most on a race to the bottom. ChatGPT only makes $12B rev per year atm so next year all these chatbots will start to be plastered with ads to show rev growth and the services will probably become awful. Users will be pissed and maybe stop using them altogether. Put in the mix of this bubble Crypto, and other massive bubbles like TSLA, PLTR and all the other software trading at 20-100xs revenue. Cisco and AOL traded at 20xs sales at their peak. PLTR is 100xs sales. Its unsustainable.

Alert_Weird6893

yea. I was so confused why Panasonic, who makes batteries for Tesla, has been trading at or around $10. But then I realized that Panasonic is huge company and batteries is just one thing that they do. But QS will moon if they get a deal with TSLA.

trent_upscale

Some guy in here said he has a penis PLTR ASTS UEC TLRY DJTU AAPL TSLA PUTS

LordFaquaad

if reddit hates it, i buy it. E.g. RDDT, NVDA, TSLA, etc.

SplitFit7378

Guys, I'm shorting TSLA, wish me luck

RandomRedditor5689

To be fair, TSLA is non div paying (for now anyway). The american exercise will be premium is quite low ... are you just looking to save a little bit on that extra risk premium or something else?

jw30m

The only European-style options traded in the US are CBOE Index options, that I'm aware of. If you're wanting $TSLA, the closest you'd get is the CBOE Magnificent 10: https://www.cboe.com/tradable-products/mag-10/mgtn-options It's just 10% $TSLA, but that's as close as anything in the US to your ask.

AlohaTrader

None, $TSLA currently only has weekly options as there isn't enough volume for daily options.

Just_Training_2601

About a year from now there will not be near as many comments on these space stocks and other speculative AI stocks. Just my opinion that there will be a hiccup in this market before the end of next year. The PE is too high, too much hype and not enough earnings. PLTR and TSLA are priced for perfection. Some of these hyped stocks remind me of back in 1999 when I bought and sold BLDP multiple times. Good thing I didn't hold on too long! I am sure there will be many folks that will have some negative remarks on this post, but I am a follower of Buffet, he has been selling stocks and so have I. The only difference is that I have a decent sized portfolio of gold stocks. Recently sold covered calls because I think even gold is over bought. AI is so overblown, I can always tell by the number of emails I get talking about AI. The same thing happened when marijuana stocks were the hot thing, and many years ago when the internet would change the world. Of course the internet did change many things but even Microsoft and Oracle took a big hit. I would not touch any of the MAG 7 or SPY at the current prices. If you are young I would DCA into this market, but at a slow pace! It has been too long since 2000, too many folks think this time will be different, and also too many were not old enough to be invested in the market. Remember the lessons of the past!!

KindlyTie6602

I also hate the stock but I never buy options on TSLA. But I do sell uncovered calls a few month out after it has a big run up and then sell at 30%-40% profit. May do it again but it's not time yet. Everytime I think it can't go higher I wait a week because it always continues beyond rationality.

gatovision

The short squeeze was last week (hopefully). Now interest will start to die off. Bulls got everything they ever wanted with this stock, now what would be the reason to hold at $100B valuation when KMX is $5B and makes more money? The bull case and lunatics like Cramer can go on about how every used car will now be bought on Carvana but they still have so many operating costs to do that, and most likely they’re lying by using DriveTime to pad numbers. So how far can WS take these insane valuations and continue the pyramid on TSLA, CVNA, APP, PLTR and others? If this market goes bear next year these stocks are in trouble.

UltraviolentLemur

The only point at which TSLA will start actually declining by any significant amount is *IF* institutional investors start calling in loans, however this would likely need to be applied to *all* of his enterprises, owing to the manner in which Musk shovels money from his profitable companies (SpaceX, StarLink) to others (xAI, X, etc). Until then, I wouldn't touch a short with a twenty foot pole and *your* bag, let alone my own, unless it's a single day inverse (and honestly, only that as a hedge, because even though TSLA defies reality, it still drags the market down every time another deep well of unreality is exposed).

Me-Regarded

I hate that stock almost as much as TSLA.

NYSE_941_Gray

You mean you still care about TSLA’s auto biz? lol