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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
Its like you guys don’t even believe in FSD next year for TSLA earning tomorrow
GLD is the most volatile meme stock in the world. TSLA is old news
TSLA has earnings this week. That likely skews things.
- for next 1.5-2 years SPY and QQQ companies will report Gains no matter what. which means SPY and QQQ will be atleast 10-15% up. Which means Nvidia can be 215, MSFT can be 560, GOOG can be 300, TSLA can be 500, Apple can be 275 (fuck Amazon shit on it) - Gold will be 6000$ by 2027 Dec (due to space exploration, rise in Semi conductor demand which results gold as conductivity material, medical appliances, People are using gold instead of ivory as filling. - Crypto will always be a pump and dump (always buy during a dump) - AI bubble will burst after 2 years with Datacenter stocks crashing down the hill, energy stocks getting a small pull back but the Mag 7 wouldnt get any hurt. Pin my comment and check it after 1.5 years and ask me if not.
Cell phones destroyed all society. Positions: Selling TSLA puts for pennies cause I lost my Testicles in 2009 GFC.
Intel calls are next in the menu. Netflix and TSLA is too risky for me
Yep me too. I had 6,000 shares of TSLA at $219. Sold at $225
I'm going TSLA 400 EOM Earnings will be Meh The new car will be the Tesla Weinermobile. Robots aren't ready. AI is not as good as anyone else.
I've tripled the value of my IRA over the past two years selling covered TSLA, and Nvidia options. It's been insane.
Time to load the fuk out of TSLA calls
die TSLA die and die some more before earnings
TSLA Bear thesis: \- $0 from ZEV regulatory credit sales (cue 50% cut in net profits) \- auto margins are compressing Bull thesis: \- Fast-growing energy storage business. Batteries = stonk up. The only legit profit stream for Tesla right now that can compensate for free money from credit sales
Who said undervalued? The topic was stocks not at ATH. TSLA fits that bill (but not for long)
Elon "TSLA Space Taxis powered by AI dropping in 2026."
What’s the chances of TSLA hitting $500 this week ..probably the same as Mariners winning tonight 😭
TSLA is undervalued and growth stock? Good to know!
AMZN, TSLA https://finance.yahoo.com/research-hub/screener/undervalued_growth_stocks/
2 days until not car company earning, r cats&dogs won't cut it. You fks are stuck with my shit posting again !banbet TSLA 410 5d
Not trying to advertise or anything just wanting some more knowledge on this as I am starting off new to options. But TSLA has 21k volume for call option with strike price of $500, expiration date is 10/24. Do people actually believe that tesla can increase $50+ in 4 days or is there more to options trading? If so please elaborate, thank you!
Calls my man, last 8 quarters TSLA has made a +5-10% move in the week following earnings.
Ok Calls or Puts for TSLA earnings? Basically the question is… is Elmo still on Ketamine and tweaking or has he finally locked in?
I came to this by looking for new TSLA posts. I’m short heading into earnings and feel like I’m the only ones. I just don’t see why it should keep going up after being up 30% the last few months. No catalysts, pivoting to a different segment will take years to replace lost car revenue etc. I would trim TSLA and RKLB and pivot to maybe something in NZ or AUS. That tax sounds brutal mate. Like your country doesn’t what you to build wealth.
Alright, I'm back with my shitty trades, initially was bullish on Tesla but the recent market trends suggest there could be a downside: * **NFLX (Netflix)** \[Earnings: Tuesday after close\] * 🟢 Bullish, this psycho always rips or tanks, but with their ad-tier/sub growth NLP pickup and market vibes, ride the greed wave. * Trade: Buy 1 Nov $1250 Call (fuck it, that’s the upside lotto, IV crush risk baked in). * Why: Earnings volatility, FOMO crowd, and fresh streamer narratives. * **TSLA (Tesla)** \[Earnings: Wednesday after close\] * 🔴 Bearish, because Elon’s Q3 is usually a goddamn clown show, and margin/tweet meltdowns always lurk, careful the short doesn't usually last long. * Trade: Buy 2 Nov $440 Puts. * Why: Chart’s tired, bearish drift post-deliveries, retail panic if they puke earnings. * **INTC (Intel)** \[Earnings: Thursday after close\] * 🟢 Bullish (sorta), big dogs still limp but expectations are under the floor; a decently-shitty quarter could pop this dead chip. * Trade: Buy 5 Nov $38 Calls. * Why: Contrarian play, everyone hates INTC; VRP juicy, solid for a reversion pop if they whiff less than expected. All OI/IV liquid as hell, and these pigs have enough drama to rock your account upside down so tread carefully, but hey, you wanna play the earnings don't you, because that 1 fucking time you made some money during earnings, so yeah lets fucking do it! **BOTTOM LINE:** Your risk is defined, upside’s violent, and the macro backdrop’s a powder keg. Don't love your trades, fight enough to live another day. Remember, your time will come, be there to take it, now go eat your Ramen.
Friendly reminder that TSLA had its WORST er on record in July and still went up.
No problem longing ORCL, but regarded to short TSLA
Imagine going long ORCL short TSLA, that's my life these last few days, i want a re-do
I’m 1/6 in option trading so I’m going to sacrifice $1000 and buy TSLA Puts
Sold some weekly TSLA puts for a decent premium... and I bought a bit BYND just to be part of the memes.
If GOOGL and TSLA swap share prices, I'd still be long Google and short Tesla
TSLA is going to kill numbers this week. It seems like they pumped out cars expecting them to all sell by Sept. The lot by me was over flowing all summer and getting worse and worse and now nothing is left. Do what you want with this info. Me, anit doing shit. Tsla to risky. The other countries dips might be too much.
Not if you're TSLA, yes if you're AMD.
Puts on TSLA if they don’t release flying robotaxis with Megan Fox sex robots on Wednesday
Shorting TSLA before earnings is a right of passage
Fellas fellas fellas . Most degen play is TSLA ER come on
**TL;DR: Not bullish or bearish for the market. Slightly bullish for CBOE stock maybe? But mostly just "meh" for us retail traders.** Alright, so here's the deal - CBOE wants to add pre-market (7:30-9:25 AM) and after-hours (4:00-4:15 PM) trading for regular equity options. Think SPY, QQQ, individual stocks like AAPL, TSLA, etc. # Why this isn't the big win you think it is Look, I've been trading options for years and extended hours trading is... not great. Here's what nobody's telling you: **The liquidity is gonna be ASS.** During extended hours, you get way fewer market participants, which means wider bid-ask spreads and your orders taking forever to fill. You know how you complain about getting filled at midpoint during regular hours? Lmao good luck with that in pre-market. **Volatility on steroids.** With fewer participants, some whale can come through and absolutely wreck pricing with a single large order. You could be sitting on what looks like a winning position and then boom - some institution dumps during extended hours and you're screwed. # "But what about reacting to news?!" Yeah yeah, I know. Extended hours DO let you react when big news drops outside regular trading. Remember when COVID news would drop overnight and futures would gap? This could help with that. But here's the thing - **you're competing against institutions who have better infrastructure, better fills, and actual risk management.** They WANT you trading in extended hours because they're gonna make bank on the spreads. # Who actually benefits? 1. **CBOE** \- more trading hours = more fees. Cha-ching 💰 2. **Market makers** \- gonna feast on those wide spreads 3. **International traders** \- this is really about letting non-U.S. investors trade during their local hours 4. **Institutional hedgers** \- need to adjust positions 24/7 # My take as someone who's been doing this a while This is CBOE trying to stay competitive since they're the first exchange proposing equity options outside regular hours. It's a chess move, not a market signal. For us retail folks? I'd probably mess around with it for earnings plays or when major economic data drops pre-market, but I'm not gonna pretend this is some game-changer. The juice probably won't be worth the squeeze for 95% of trades. **Pro tip:** If this gets approved, wait like 3-6 months before trading extended hours seriously. Let the liquidity develop and the market makers figure out their pricing. Being an early adopter here = paying the stupid tax.
!banbet TSLA $500 3d
I said to my self never play TSLA for earning and I did it again 🥲
Don't make your numbers, lower forecast, miss all product timelines? TSLA 500
ELV 350p 11/21 MOH 195p 11/21 PHM 126p 10/24 Want to short TSLA so bad.....
Well, on those and up quite a bit on silver calls and miner calls. But...down a bunch on other shit like SPY RGTI TSLA puts. So I'm still retarded.
TSLA gonna report it's sold 3 cars in US and 1 car in EU last quarter, i.e. 4 cars total and SPY will crash to 600
Short TSLA, but don't fucking touch options. It life's on borrowed time and short squeezes. Interest on borrowed stock is laugh worthy.
TSLA should be $50 who the fuck is buying this shit?
At 28? You've got loads of time to make it back if the market implodes. The question isn't really one of what is the risk, it's what is your appetite for risk, what is your understanding of what your'e investing in, and how much time so you have to keep researching what you're investing in to stay ahead of the market and the bears. A decade ago I had fuck all money beyond maybe $7k invested in a bunch of somewhat random stocks, I cashed out all those positions and went all-in on $TSLA, got told I was an idiot, a lot, then the stock went up 400x. I still get called an idiot, but now I have enough money not to care about other people's opinions. It wasn't an easy ride - there were some times I was negative, there were other times I wanted to sell because of something Elon did, there were a few times I did take profits and kinda regret it in hindsight as I could have had even more money, but I'm now sitting on diversified portfolio a couple hundred times what I had when I started with few regrets along the way.
MM pushing TSLA down so they can load up before earnings robot announcement
Buying calls and puts are inexpensive (the cost of the option itself), allow easily controlled risk with stop-loss, breakeven and profit-target orders, have minimal time decay (it's only one day), and NO OVERNIGHT RISK. Trade only the most liquid options with the tightest spreads, SPY and QQQ, and no more than a few stocks, AAPL, NVDA, AMD, MSFT, TSLA. See r/MarketTimers.
Just saw that Apple set a new ATH I believe, probably fairly likely that all the tech names that haven't since February or for even longer end up doing so. Yes, that includes TSLA, sorry to folks like steak_itchy.
QS Wednesday. I'm expecting another OEM announcement using QS battery. Hopefully TSLA Roadster.
TSLA calls or puts going into earnings
Need TSLA to fuck off back to 430...
There's no way TSLA rockets after earnings right? Like even in this irrational bubble, who the fuck could justify/would buy the stock at $500+?
These TSLA puts too damn expensive
There's no way TSLA rockets after earnings right? Like even in this irrational bubble, who the fuck could justify/would buy the stock at $500+?
STC 1x TSLA 10/24 435c @22.35; 18.54 -> 22.35; 21% profit STC 1x TSLA 10/24 440c @20; 17.41 -> 20; 15% profit
STC 1x TSLA 10/24 435c @22.35; 18.54 -> 22.35; 21% profit STC 1x TSLA 10/24 440c @20; 17.41 -> 20; 15% profit
Love how people think ORCL is ambitious until I saw TSLA LMAO
This post made me check TSLA…..damn can’t believe it’s sitting around at All time high basically
All you had to do was buy TSLA. Lol.
All you had to do was buy TSLA. Lol.
Not unlike people who bought shares in AAPL and MSFT back in their respective haydays. A survey of shareholders revealed that many people bought those stocks to be “closer” to the company / Steve Jobs / Bill Gates. Sounds a lot like the TSLA cult.
that's TLSA - TSLA is tesla - another over-hyped meme stock that somehow stays super high despite never producing much
Anybody else excited to get TSLA 420p after earnings
Being a TSLA bear is like listening to a 🌈DJ spinning EDM, edging the crowd, and then the beat just never drops.
Bought back some TSLA at 443.4, for ER bet.
This week is gonna be fire. TSLA earnings is the meme World Cup that happens every 3 months. Open the casino my body is ready.
TSLA puts earlier this year
its like making profit from TSLA stock each week. you never know what u will get
TSLA will have bad earnings after losing the EV credit.
Drawing up TSLA earnings BINGO ⭕️ What is the free space? ▪️
She's a ten but bought TSLA on friday
Fat TSLA pump incoming, consistently increases in value 5-10% a week after earnings for the past 8 quarters!
QCOM 10/24 $172.50c - holding through TSLA ER SOUN 10/24 $20.50c CRCL 11/21 $210c
This should help you to never listen to the clowns on Reddit financial forums: 1. On Reddit, everyone is a millionaire. Maybe even a many times over double-secret-probation millionaire. 2. On Reddit, everyone is retiring at 30 after investing in PLTR, NVDA, ASTS, TSLA since the stock was at $1. Some, even before the company was formed. 3. On Reddit, everyone knows how to read charts and knows the precise entry and exit points of a Call or Put. If you ask nicely, they’ll wow you with why a cup and handle is about to form and teach you when to spot the start of a sugar spoon pattern. Bet you didn’t know about that, cuz I just made it up. Bottom line, read and research. Figure it out for yourself. Too many want an easy win.
Try to time selling TSLA calls bought Friday for max profit… that’s my play for tomorrow.
QCOM 10/24 $172.50. Holding through TSLA ER
As long as Vix cooperates and we already know TSLA will (lie) beat we should be good
Mag 7 Forward P/E: * $GOOGL 25x * $META 26x * $NVDA 30x * $AMZN 32x * $MSFT 33x * $AAPL 34x * $TSLA 257x Calls on TSLA
Every once in a while it happens. AMD, TSLA, NVDA have been WSB favorites for a long time.
TSLA calls, INTC calls, SOFI calls, GOOG calls, RDDT calls
TSLA could give poor guidance which is the only thing I’d be worried about. But they know how to hype a stock up, so yeah, I’d lean towards calls.
Honestly, TSLA might go 450+ the way it is.... I sold all positions at 440 on Fri though! Might buy in something tomorrow
Gold Futes not being up to pre Friday levels is worrying. Nasdaq Futes looking strong, $670 SPY is looking achievable EOW with regard strength TSLA and pumping option IVs and volatility. Blood red GLD or +3% day. SPY up like 1% $HIMS on a retard news dump and $TSLA for earnings. Make me a millionaire baby.
$TSLA puts 430 251219.
Then! - Elon sells shares of TSLA and buys BBW. And Then! - Stock market crashes And Then! It recovers from the BBW and Elon memes
> I wouldnt dare fuck with stocks like TSLA or NVDA, so 10% of the S&P alone? From just those 2. The rest of the frothy basket make up near 40%.
Someone convince me out of a $TSLA put debit spread this week. There’s no way this shit doesn’t drop with 83% on polymarket expecting an earnings beat
I bought in on the 2023 bank crash. Made some money. However, this strategy only works for stocks that follow rational trends. I wouldnt dare fuck with stocks like TSLA or NVDA, options would be more predictable than what they're doing over there.