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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Don't you dare go green again TSLA
Best guess is that a few rich folks have figured out how to keep the stock price high (e.g. buying calls or through curated news or simultaneous buying across circles to create a support price, etc). With kind of money these rich folks have it’s easy to keep the price high till enough retail and algos jump in to stabilize the price. This another reason why when there is a drop in the market TSLA or PLtR will still be green. Trying to rationalize on their actual business in this situation is wrong.
US invades Venezuela and will arm all marines with TSLA cyber trucks
TSLA my boy, do your classic random -10% dump at open. We believe in you
Rotation from the old scam TSLA to the new scam CVNA again? They haven't always been inversing but it seems reasonable that people are locking in a bit of profit at this point.
Why is the scam stock of this decade, TSLA, dumping?
TSLA going to pivot to space data centers if you keep selling
It really feels like TSLA is trading almost entirely on the AI and Musk narrative right now, not the car business. At these levels I would personally wait and let some of that hype settle before touching it.
Im afraid TSLA is a retard steam factory
So, I'm not a TSLA investor. But they're certainly making progress in getting their tech to work. Yes, right now their robotaxi service is invite only, and uses an operator. But there are recent reports that they've removed the operator and are testing it now. So, they're making progress towards no operator, rider only. With no lidar/radar.
TSLA investors believe in a few things with Tesla. First, they believe in the Robotaxi service. Tesla has vertical integration because they manufacture the cars so they can get the cars at lower cost than any other competitors. And it's also lower because no radar/lidar (even though both are much cheaper now than 5 years ago, I think 90% cheaper). So Tesla can charge a much lower fare than Uber/Lyft/Waymo, with estimates suggesting 40-50% cheaper. TSLA people expect Tesla can flood the market with their robotaxi, at a much lower fare, and take over the entire market. And finally, at a certain scale, the Robotaxi service can be quite profitable, in theory. Second, is their Energy business which is doing $1B in profit in the last quarter and continuing to grow. This segment is doing quite well. Third, is Optimus, which Tesla has been showing progress on it. There are suggestions that, there is overlap in the technology used in AVs and Optimus robots, so some savings there. Musk keeps saying they'll have the robots ready in the next year or so. Either way, theyll probably have these made for their internal plants first, then sell them in B2B, then for consumers. Fourth, finally, is Musk. People believe in Musk. The dude has a strong track record. SpaceX is insane. Neuralink is amazing. Tesla being successfully (even ignoring the stock price, just looking at the business) is very impressive.
Remember when you had a chance to load up on TSLA around $90? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
New meta is drilling after earnings, no matter how they are. This applies to everything except TSLA. Trust me, I had three coffees today
IMO until TSLA stops melting up, theres way too much capital in TSLA for this to be close to a bear market. Unless you think this will lose a trillion market cap in days
Until TSLA stops melting up, theres way too much capital in TSLA for this to be close to a bear market. Unless you think this will lose a trillion market cap in days
TSLA is overvalued and being inflated. Always has
TSLA is extremely overvalued and has been pounded by bad news for a week straight, and has climbed on each article. People are trying to figure out what to rotate into after ditching crypto. Now they’re selling TSLA to go into « normal » stocks. Imagine rats in a maze, desperately searching each passage for the exit. Tesla is gonna drop when people realize it’s another dead end. That could be today, a week from now, or a month from now. But TSLA dumps are as merciless as the climbs.
TSLA used to be a 3x QQQ ETF and now it’s a 3x INVERSE QQQ ETF
TSLA puts once it hits 500. I hate Tsla with irrational strength
Holy shit TSLA puts market is insane. I thought I'd grab some cheap 1 year $100 puts. People are fucking paying $2.10 for that shit. this is why TSLA won't go down. It would bankrupt the fucking world to pay this shit out
The irrationality displayed in this comment is exactly why you don’t touch TSLA with a 10 foot pole (neither long nor short).
TSLA is regarded and makes no sense to anyone
What about TSLA. It’s been pumping too much, time to come sow
I wouldn’t even fuck TSLA with OPs dick
Premarket green so naturally I don’t trust it. TSLA flirting with 500 again, SPY acting like gravity doesn’t exist. Feels like one headline away from either ATHs or instant rug. What’s everyone gambling on today — zero-day SPY, TSLA weeklies, or are we pretending to be responsible for once?
Imagine if we’d all just gone all in on “TSLA” 5 years ago.
TSLA puts when? https://preview.redd.it/gewjslfv8r7g1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4e3ec49673d7e9ff1aae894cc88fc5eb6a3f1e6
So TSLA has almost the same trading volume as the biggest index fund in the world
Only frauds get a santa rally TSLA
Market pivot into TSLA....
I didn’t even have the balls to buy them. I lost a ton on TSLA puts a few years ago
Selling Algos circling TSLA like sharks in the water after smelling blood lmao.
Trading is so seductive, it is hard to look at people making easy money and not want to do i t yourself, but people need to be honest about their edge (or lack of) and take responsibility and contextualize how much money they are losing. I watched the TSLA robo taxi videos over the weekend, didn't buy (missed gains) and saw the NFLX news come out in real-time and didn't buy again (missed gains again), but did the disciplined thing to just not play, just watch, because I know I'm a regard, and it is better to just not go down that path where I'm gambling on every news headline that comes out.
My fault everyone. Bought TSLA puts yesterday https://preview.redd.it/7tir2obbzq7g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1faf55e90cd441ba2fcc4a3392a6cc8c1d95a3d4
100%. In another comment he states he has outs on TSLA. It’s the same over and over
TSLA going up, NVDA going down, Ameritards selling , Europoors buying. WTF is this shit
That is because TSLA is the most traded company. it has nothing to do with the amount of short positions
you mean PUT/CALL ratio? You do know options are made as insurance? So more puts mean more long positions and more calls mean more short positions. If i short TSLA now i can buy 550 call to make sure i can lose max 10-15% on my position
Uh oh. If TSLA starts to dump, you know what that means.
Markets are forward looking, a lot of people want to invest in self driving and robotics because they think that industry will be a huge winner in the future. On the public market, TSLA is best option for that. Investors are willing to pay a premium price.
$TSLA 150p jun '26 are only 1.72, a steal at that price
Market rotation into TSLA.... It has what every stock could dream of: Manipulation and an attention whore of a CEO... EASY MONEY
You are assuming TSLA has anything to do with it’s fundamentals
First time in TSLA? There is no sideways
there's a possiblity he might put a clause that existing TSLA shareholders get first rights to SpaceX IPO? Or is that something that cannot happen in the US?
$17.50 in "pure profit?" I think that statement seriously begs some rudimentary economic or business education. But then again it helps understand the mindset of a retail TSLA bull and I appreciate that in any event.
I am sure the stock price will keep going up and party continue irrespective of the ER results!! TSLA been proving this last several quarters. You cannot win betting against TESLA….
Obviously the difference is the valuation. You know, the topic of discussion? No one’s saying these businesses are inherently unfeasible, just that TSLA is ludicrously overvalued.
I know a lot more TSLA stock holders than I know own any Teslas. I'd assume it's the same across the board.
TSLA is not a car company, so why do you worry
Pretty sure zoox has more autonomous miles than TSLA ...
Idc, less cars more time for Elon to cook something new. Calls on TSLA
Exactly this. I feel like no one did any math. Sure AI is cool, but it’s still a taxi service. Uber only takes in 44 billion a year. It’s not like the Uber drivers even make that much money. Even if Tesla completely swallows Uber’s revenue, that’s only 50% more revenue for TSLA. Doesn’t explain 300 PE ratio. Not to mention, the goal in Elon’s pay package is only 1 million robotaxis over 10 years. That isn’t even a quarter of Uber’s fleet.
My hot take: Wall Street is basically saying, "Who needs actual cars when you have *future robotaxis*?!" TSLA closed at a record high of $489.88 on December 16, 2025. That beats the previous record of $479.86. Meanwhile, Tesla's U.S. EV sales in November dropped 23% to 39,800 vehicles, hitting a near four-year low. This slump came after the $7,500 federal EV tax credit was axed in September. The entire U.S. EV market fell 41% in November, but Tesla's market share actually *increased* from 43% to 56% because competitors faced even steeper declines. The stock rally is purely driven by "renewed optimism around Tesla's long-promised robotaxi vision." So, essentially, investors are betting big on a sci-fi future while the present EV market is hitting the brakes. Tulips, anyone?
With TSLA you never know. It can randomly pump or dump 5 %. This is lotto ticker
Companies aren’t businesses anymore, they’re cults. SPY 700 EOY TSLA 550
Can we remove MSTR and drop TSLA price so the market can be normal again and i can continue DCA
TSLA dump in the morning because Elon is chopped
You thinking on sharting TSLA today? #Please dont
Can't wait to lose it all shorting TSLA
Because the only metric you and other TSLA hater redditors can come up with is P/E ratio.
best we can do is bring TSLA down with corn
Literally everyday theres one post on TSLA being overvalued crybabies. Its so funny. They cant fathom it. You see the delusions these redditors come up with why TSLA stock is up. Its all manipulated, chinese billionaires, russians, blabla. The best one was "rich people are dumb so they buy TSLA", LMAO. The only indiciator you need is if reddit hates it its probably a buy. You want to invest in Elon Musk? Then for most people you can only buy TSLA. And thats the play. If TSLA increases margin by 5% they are at 10% total and suddenly their P/E drops from 300 to 150. There are many scenarios where this can happen. Not in the minds of delusional political redditors though. If you let politics and ideology influence your investments you already lost. The smarter ones gladly take it though.
I’ve never felt safer buying LEAP puts on TSLA than 1 month from now
TSLA is the world's most enduring shitcoin.
TSLA has a perfectly normal P/E ratio of 317. It’s totally not being pumped ridiculously based on an unproven, untested future of slave driven cars and slave labor robots
#TSLA could announce they're immediately shutting down manufacturing of all vehicles, and the stock would surge to $1000
the only way TSLA will drop is if people stop shorting it. Then it will drop like a rock
Stands to reason that TSLA would still increase even if they cant actually sell cars in California.
Likely scenario TSLA starts the day pumps like 2.5% in the beginning of the day to clear all the shorts followed by slowly creeping down during the rest of the day.
That thing will rip his dick off on live TV and TSLA stock will rocket up.
I didn't know, 90% of Reddit was short on TSLA. Now my sleep is gone.
Why the fuck is everyone talking about TSLA 😞
TSLA put call ratio is 0,58 lol
I think TSLA is overvalued as fuck but your argument is just dumb. Their logic is that if they make robotaxis well then you won't have a car. We will all be driven by taxis. So they don't care if you buy they, you will use them
So TSLA moved a $100 in last 30 days, interesting
I think the announcement is that US is going to attack Venezuela with TSLA autobots using top tier data pipes given by PLTR Even then TSLA VALUATION DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKIN SENSE
Buying in the money puts on TSLA and selling otm puts to make poor man cover puts is the play. Wish me luck
Everyone is hyping TSLA. Has anyone thought, if you see Robotaxi with TSLA logo in the street. Will you buy a TSLA for yourself?
TSLA about to hit 500 in premarket what the actual fuck is this market lol
TSLA is squeezing even in overnight trading lol. It is a short torture machine lol
just wait bro. Shorting TSLA is a game where you have to wait and you can't go balls deep
I remember someone calling me an idiot for having TSLA shares and it was going bankrupt. I dared him to buy $100k worth of puts and said he's going to do just that. Then Trump got elected and the stock doubled overnight. Hope the poor guy is ok...
Free bear BBQ for all TSLA bulls
every year TSLA goes up for some stupid shit that you 5yo niece could call a scam resulting in hlf this place being blown to bits from buying puts
Dude TSLA is like all time high. WTF!
TSLA haters are getting ready for another ass hammering!