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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Probably hold, you got way more time than some regards here (I’m personally not a fan of TSLA, too overvalued imo, but no reason to sell right now)
TSLA literally just be like: #WHO WOULD WIN? >8 little dumpy months #VS. > One Massive Hulk Cock Candle
Back in my day TSLA would dump 15% on earnings calls. We would drink Mad Dog 2020 and eat at Q’doba. Kids these days don’t even know pesto on a burrito
This is what averaging into momentum looks like when it flips on you. It works great until it doesn’t, then it all unwinds fast. At this point it’s less about TSLA and more about your plan, if you didn’t have a level where you’re wrong, you’re just guessing now. I’d decide that first before the open, otherwise you’re gonna get dragged around by every move tomorrow.
VM what’s going on with TSLA
Your TSLA calls will break even tomorrow
Why tf did I buy 50k worth of TSLA before earnings, I thought I was a genius but really a true degen
Can someone lie to me and tell me that my TSLA calls will break even tomorrow
I need a S&P 500 ex-TSLA ETF please
VM why is TSLA flat after earnings?
TSLA not dropping 99% is wild.
Buy TSLA? More like BYE TSLA
Pretty much anyone who has strong convictions about TSLA, whether pro or anti, hates me. I've gotten harassing DMs from Elon Musk superfans who can't stand that I point out risks and uncertainties in Tesla's business plans, or criticize Tesla's poor corporate governance. And on the other hand, Tesla detractors downvote me when I explain exactly why the company's valuation continues to be high and that Tesla isn't anywhere near bankruptcy. People get upset because I point out that despite Tesla's problems, the company does sell products that consumers and businesses alike, benefit from greatly. My overall take is that most investors should just stay away from TSLA. People on either side who could not acknowledge the facts, have gotten bankrupted. First it was the detractors during the late 2020 short squeeze following S&P500 inclusion of TSLA, and then it was the Musk loyalists investing on margin who watched the share price plummet 75% in 2022.
Pretty funny that TSLA is lower now than it was before the spike on earnings.
Upvote if u gonna get cucked by $TSLA tmr like me 🥀🥀🥀🥀
TSLA makes overpriced plastic cars for conformist assholes.
Yes letting you know the magnitude of gains I got from TSLA, since you’re bashing it
Yeah, TSLA makes no sense for anyone to hold long. Its P/E is absurd, its reality distortion field generator is largely jumping ship to take another company to the moon, its automation looks dangerous compared to Waymo in a strict liability regime, and its main product - the EVs - got commoditized by the Chinese, who can build them cheaper and better. And if you believe in xAI, you need real AGI ASAP because you have to be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. All the Musk dick riders will jump ship to SpaceX as soon as it does its IPO. That valuation is probably a bit fucked too once Blue Origin and the Chinese catch up, but at least it has a moat with national security and a lot of government regulation, and a lead.
These dumb motherfuckers bidding up TSLA. The asks are 300 to 600 shares. The bids are bidding up on 40 to 80 shares. GTFOH.
Getting wrecked on NOW, watching TSLA bleed out and then see Game Store hit the next pump is an emotion tough to describe.
Oh no TSLA 😱 Anyone holding calls?? I'm so sorry for you if you are..
I feel like a fkn genius sitting out on TSLA. My first time being in theta gang. It’s awesome
TSLA’s market cap is… 6x IBM 3x ORCL 3X MU Ridiculous 😂 Stock is worth $80-$90. Fall will be hard and fast IMO.
TSLA’s market cap is… 6x IBM 3x ORCL 3X MU Ridiculous 😂 Stock is worth $80-$90. Fall will be hard and fast IMO.
TSLA’s market cap is… 6x IBM 3x ORCL 3X MU Ridiculous 😂 Stock is worth $80-$90. Fall will be hard and fast IMO.
TSLA getting that one time tariff benefit to boost cash 😂. Perfect timing.
LMFAO @ TSLA. This is hilarious. MUSKY MUSK.
TSLA might just be the most manipulated stock of all time
So TSLA calls. Got it. Thanks for the DD
I’ve owned TSLA since 2013, got a MY in 2021 after selling shares I personally know 8 Tesla owners, none own a 7/11 or Dunkin - do you have a source for this? Or just your bad guessing lmao Get a Porsche? A car that’s double the price, and likely five times more for maintenance? And I have to use gas? No thanks. I knew I wanted an electric vehicle and Tesla was the absolute clear-cut winner at that time and still is, as I mentioned upgraded 1 to a 2026 model I don’t have to testify anything lol I just like seeing my about 3,800% gain lmao
Ur a fucking punk, TSLA.
TSLA is at max thetality for both bulls and bears.
Most megacaps have a P/FCF of 15-25x. **TSLA has the retard strength at 110x.** We live in a society LMAO 🤌.
Then why waste time crying about it A 6 figs is cute, better than most people, but nothing close to me I’ve been invested in the MAG 7 since about 2011, and TSLA since 2013
TSLA: snip! snap! snip! snap! ✂️
it has more than just cars And those are people indirectly investing, and many don’t even know what stocks are in their index funds Im talking about direct TSLA investors, you are not that
wtf happened to TSLA lmao
Wait I was feeling good about not buying puts on TSLA after it bumped 4% to like 403. And now it’s down to 382 in a few hours? What’s going on playas!!!
I would like to thank the world for turning TSLA red. There is a glimmer of hope in this bullshit ultra-wealthy world.
TSLA is a growth company without any growth.
TSLA most overvalued company on the exchange
Damn, that TSLA flip in the last two hours was quite something. Wherever will this rollercoaster ride end?
My favorite part was when TSLA bulls really thought. Lmaoooo
TSLA did $5 Billion in gross profits last Quarter and is worth $1.5T? Make it make sense
I'm not sure if Elon ever went into a competitive market and won. He's MO has been to open new markets, EVs, reusable rockets, low Orbit Internet Satellites. In this pivot TSLA and xAI are not only fighting very strong competitors but I would argue they are behind across the board. AVs Waymo leads, Robots China is years ahead, Chips can't unseat TSMC, AI Anthropic, openAI and Google are all ahead. I get the hype for a Tesla motors repeat performance but the context is completely different.
Why yes, yes I did I did come here to see people cry about their TSLA call rug pull.
Reddit and TSLA don’t jibe right Steak_Itchy?
It's been like this since the "Jesus Doctor" came to power. Nothing seems to be shocking or affecting the markets. How naively I thought we are due a recession since it's been 10 years. May be recession came and recovered; markets are going up generally. Then our beloved meme stocks and Elon zombies keeping TSLA stock up.
CAR was a sign BYND was a sign TSLA is a sign.
What is TSLA opening at tomorrow
According to my TA, the local bottom for TSLA is $20. I’d wait to buy calls until then.
It’s only due to TSLA announcement
Iran dumped their TSLA....
LOL, all your TSLA premium are belong to me
Well TSLA lottos worked for me last Friday, let’s try again this Friday
Relieved I hold a TSLA strangle after that cruel n-shaped price action after hours. Tomorrow is bear central over at TSLA’s place - reality comes home - they’re not buying the bs anymore, they’re selling it.
TSLA was trading at price today where neither calls nor puts looked good. Thank god I stayed away.
There is no justification for TSLA's valuation now with Space X IPOing soon. Enron Musk doesn't give a fuck about teslur. I'm gay.
LMAO TSLA. Thank God I ain’t buy calls
Dont worry guys, Barron hasn’t sold his TSLA calls yet 🍊 will pump again for bagholders tomorrow, right VM? (im coping)
Think on the bright side: this TSLA drop just makes it cheaper for SpaceX to buy them
TSLA calls at 330. Thank me later
why df they got club house/disco music for TSLA's earnings call lol
TSLA traded spots with INTC and the irony is they are partnering
Bro- TSLA is still trading as a $1.45T market cap company with a 365P/E. It still has a LONG way to go.
TSLA was, is, and always will be a bloated, overvalued pig stock forever and always I dont care how often this opinion gets downvoted, its true Also fck Enron Musk
TSLA and INTC deal (that’s why INTC pumped)
TSLA climb up onto a platform and then diving head first lmao
TSLA should have postponed call until sunday
TSLA bols crying rn lmao TSLA ERs almost always disappoint. The usual winner is Theta Gang.
TSLA has to be the worst stock to hold. Crazy
sorry guys i bought 1 (one) TSLA call before close
TSLA should be $17
Oh my TSLA is dumping very hard. Shoulda offered him a $1 quadrillion pay package.
In a way this is the most TSLA move of all time
Today will be remembered as the death of TSLA
TSLA just said fu*k your calls and your puts….
Someone should start a business selling anal lube to TSLA shareholders for earnings. "Now with NUMBING action!"
Oh my TSLA is going to be a blood bath tomorrow
I don't get it... why is TSLA stock acting rationally at the moment? I thought clown stocks were only allowed to pump in this market.
Imagine playing TSLA earnings in 2026 🤡
I’m back from my failed TSLA $315 ban bet bitches. Looks like Elmo may have saved me from a painful L on my LEAPS puts for tomorrow. Praise to be allah! Sorry I couldn’t let y’all know about adding a bunch of domestic airlines puts after ALK damped it. 👌
Are people really selling TSLA to buy INTC instead just now
I’ve seen this show on TSLA too often. Bet it runs 20% through Friday. If this holds, calls at open.
Tesla should be fuckin $3 I hope all the TSLA bulls get their fudge packed.
Of course TSLA goes negative after the earnings call
Trading TSLA is a level of regarded I'm not yet capable of....
I had TSLA $400c but I also have about 5,000 shares of TSLQ (I believe in short-term irrationality and long-term rationality.) I just went from about -$7k at 4:15ET to +$500 on my TSLQ holdings...
TSLA said REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(up) then REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(down)
How many TSLA call buyers just died in the last hour?