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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Sold my TSLA puts yesterday that I bought at the top way way too early.
>SpaceX reportedly could file for an IPO this week LET'S GET SOME HYPE GOING AROUND HERE! Muskfans will rotate out of TSLA into SpeshX. TSLA WILL DUMP TO REAL VALUATION of $20
Can’t wait until TSLA and MSFT touch tips
Are we kicking MSFT out of mag7 before TSLA???
More like TSLA, MSFT is oversold.
Not everyone bought at 10. Even if they did they could ve sold 5 yrs ago and put profits in NVDA or any other FAANG and made way more returns. TSLA hasn’t even kept up with inflation last 5 yrs. Open your eyes.
Buying shares are $10 and stock is currently worth close to $400 is destroying wealth? What am missing here? Do you know that anyday now Elon's wealth will be over a trillion right? SpaceX will IPO around 1.5-1.75 trillion and his ownership is 42%. He can literally buy half of TSLA for fun. I'm buying the company doesn't mean I like or support Elon. Just another rich ahole.
Same. Sold PLTR, META, TSLA. Never buying again.
Ok-cry is retarded but why is everyone crying about MSFT, literally every mega cap is beaten down and even TSLA will get a bump by association
Why people buying msft when TSLA is the only stock you really need? If I had to buy and hold, there is only one stock I would hold. Thing is I don't hold stocks so no TSLA for me
The market is largely speculative, and share price doesnt need to be tied to actual profitability of the company. Especially with dividends so unutilized today, theres often little actual company proceeds finding their way to investors and instead shareholders rely on reselling their shares to extract profit. Look at TSLA for an exaggerated example. And share price, conversely, doesnt really affect the company unless they want to issue more shares. Im not saying our economy isnt fucked, im saying that our economy doesnt need to be good for the market to moon. Or, what im saying is the stock market is far closer to functioning like the crypto market than it ever has been. It could absolutely rip your face off rallying back to where it was before the war in a few short days.
So TSLA is dead, SpaceX is gonna rocket now
Biggest question is what’s gonna happen with TSLA share price??
The SpaceX IPO will likely create short-term TSLA volatility. A pre-IPO pop, followed by a temporary dip as investors rotate capital into SpaceX, then stabilization post-IPO, with long-term upside if Musk’s ecosystem narrative drives real integration.
One thing I noticed recently is TSLA moves directly with SPY. Why?
It’s a valid theory honestly. Might be good for a short on TSLA depending on price action the first few days.
Nope. Been in TSLA since they $10 per share days and will also buy SpaceX. Some of us make money from jobs to buy shiny new stuff.
I bailed a while ago. TSLA as well. I'll look for gains that align with my morals. I support anyone that feels this way with any company/ entity/ leader, even if my opinion is different
Musk Bros may sell TSLA shares to buy the new shiny shit
Will it make TSLA do this 📈
TSLA, it will be green even if someone detonates a nuke, very stable lmao
TSLA's P/E ratio is only 358? Now that's what I call a 🅱️argain
Full port TSLA 250P 30th Mar
Every Mag 7 stock is now in a double-digit drawdown: AAPL -11% NVDA -13% GOOG -16% AMZN -16% TSLA -20% META -24% MSFT -32%
Compared to entirely rational TSLA investors? It’s vibes the entire way down
Honestly, I’m ready to be a gay bear, things do look really expensive and houses ARE being built like crazy despite being unaffordable Puts on what?!?! TSLA obviously
holding TSLA calls for next week is a death trap, right? I should sell and not swing, right?
Some are legit like AMD, NVDA, ASTS, PLTR and even TSLA were all reddit stock pick before they become what they are today
wouldnt that mean TSLA will crash when its officially announced? Since people would want to buy spaceX?
TSLA going to 390 before close because of SpaceX IPO rumor mill. Load calls now, thank me later.
I wonder how long it'll be before TSLA absolutely rips for no reason again. TSLL under $14 looks like a fuckin steal.
PLTR, TSLA and META are the absolute scum of this earth
TSLA is sucha shit company I wanna see it drill just because I hate it.
The Prophetic Play of the Day is: $TSLA 390 calls 0DTE. There will be a large pump to end the session in the next few hours. SPY options are too expensive due to high IV, so we buy TSLA as a proxy to the general market. It also has the potential retard momentum from SpaceX IPO rumors.
I hate to say it, but TSLA is probably going to rocket on all these SPACEX IPO rumors.
Just like TSLA this will also be an ELMO stock completely decoupled from reality. Its kind of funny
Why no NVDA on here? Its up more than TSLA
Surprised TSLA isn't pumping on oil shock news, should be bullish for electric cars. Sadly they have confused everyone with their robot army stuff
META (1.517T) about to get passed by TSLA (1.479T) at this rate lol
i dont know if im about to get burned on tsla puts but i got the 0 deets and the 2 days locked in, whatever nothing burger news they got with some new chipmaking plants for their hopes and dreams robots, pumped in a bear market, headed back to 370 and probably lower as soon as people realize the war is still going on, strait still closed, and this news for TSLA isnt anything big. i got burned trying to short tsla at 330 last year, this is a tricky stock to predict, but Elon is a successful guy i wouldnt bet against him long term
TSLA looks like it's about to MOON
Why is TSLA up 3% today?
I sold a TSLA call this morning, traded SPX options 3 times, ended up the same as if I just held my TSLA call
u/tillfatfire Yooooo those TSLA puts printed! 🤣🤣🤣
TSLA is up because oil is down obviously
Fraud, as always. People bet that Elon will pump TSLA with SpaceX proceeds.
I need TSLA red by lunch so I can take the rest the day off
SPY puts sold, picked up TSLA puts instead, letting USO and NTR calls ride.
Last chance to get TSLA under 400 we about to go for 500 after SpaceX ipo
Terrible sales numbers: bullish for TSLA Oil shock affects gas prices: Bullish for TSLA Potential peace plan to eliminate oil shock: Also bullish for TSLA Potential
Last chance to get TSLA under 400 Load up
Looks like today is the day after a long time when TSLA will pump for no reasons
Imagine valuing SpaceX at $1T when it provide literally zero value to society and only value to Elon’s Starlink network. Imagine investing in NASA in 1960 and expecting returns. Starlink is a niche solution to rural connectivity issues, the NASA application has no value for regular people. Yet another insane investment opportunity with stout competition from ASTS, AMZN and several others… However, similar to TSLA, this thing will shoot up on open and stay there
From any reasonable standpoint TSLA should be worth like 10% what it is, just based on that alone I wouldn't bet against SpaceX. The damn thing is probably going to come out of the gate with retard strength from the idiotic space datacenter story.
Puts on TSLA seems like a move. Probably a retarded one but it is a move
!banbet TSLA PUT 380 1w or ..I’ll have to cry
SpaceX buys TSLA with private credit fund Private credit fund issues public shares SpaceX valuation collapse. Retail in shambles
Wonder how this will impact TSLA as the big ones holding TSLA might sell to raise cash.
TSLA is the most retarted shit This might be the second
I HAD TSLA CALLS EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 2-3 WEEKS AND GOT FULL LIQUIDATET ON FRIDAY AND LOST EVERYTHING AND COULDNT BUY MORE CALLS THIS WEEK DAMN IT HURTS ALL LOOSES WOULD BE BACK FUCK ZHAT FRIDSY SORDT DAY IF MY LIFE NOT EVEN 1k Left FUXJXKDK
This will canabalize $TSLA not sure that is good or a bad thing
Will TSLA Terafab factory make it the most valued company in the world?
!banbet TSLA 400 1w or I chop one of my four testicles off
!banbet TSLA 400 1wk or I chop one of my four testicles off
Pump and dump just like TSLA? I’m in. TSLA made me a millionaire before I even finished college, I’d love another pump n dump stock just like that
Is all this just to boost TSLA’s worth to the point of meeting his contract performance agreements. Making a run after the big payday that he was denied earlier.
Of course. So I shouldn’t expect to see TSLA in top 10 market cap because it’s a different environment
I see. That's why we had insane call volume on TSLA today.
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the price just detaches from fundamentals forever like TSLA. Price starts to fall he'll just tweet something about TeraFabs in the asteroid belt and it'll spike 10%. Not a game I'm stupid enough to play though
will spacex also have a retard market power like TSLA?
TSLA calls so obvious in hindsight. Gonna chase in the morning
TSLA $420 because of no reason at all
Believe it or not, I’m holding TSLA puts lol
Man if I had listened to Reddit TSLA haters a few years back I would be so much poorer right now, glad I bought it and was able to provide for my family ☺
full-ported TSLA of all things in '22. It did not go well but I held on and doubled-down on June OTM calls at the December low. More luckier than smart with that I guess but I saw that their sales in 2022 were pretty damn good so thought they'd be a safe bet 2023-24. ^(then Elon lost his mind)
25 stocks make up 70% of qqq. Just exclude palantir and TSLA and buy them yourself.
GOOG and MSFT is down 2℅ because the investors are too smart to know the situation is not looking good, compared to TSLA, up 1℅.
Mango 2 has been such an insanely wild ride that we don't even talk about TSLA anymore
The stock we aren’t supposed to talk about is posting better earnings per share than TSLA lol
Down $7k on TSLA puts, premia sent directly to Elon's family office apparently.
Am I cancer for being invested heavily in ORCL, TSLA, HOOD and MSFT? Looks like a long year to me
Can’t believe these TSLA puts were so cheap, it was the only thing green today
MSFT almost at 20PE and TSLA cant drop below 350PE this market is a fuckin joke
Come on TSLA, MEEP MEEP. I spent my lunch money on that 1dte Put.
lmao.. TSLA is the only Mag 7 in the green, the rest of the Bag 6 are in red. What irony..
I don’t think TSLA is gunna really move until we have more clarity on Optimus
Such a fucking joke TSLA somehow surviving but msft eating dog shit
TSLA, aapl, NVDA all green
I love how TSLA is +1,2% at 360PE and MSFT -2,5% at 23PE This show how regard this market is these days
You had a plethora of stocks to choose from, an absolute plethora but of that plethora you chose TSLA the only stock that is green in the entire plethora.