TSLA

VaughnPlayerSpecial

3/31 TSLA 190 puts

richbeezy

NVDA ENPH TSLA AAPL AMD NXT⭐️ GOOGL Chadfolio

wearahat03

I'm personally just waiting for the earnings wave in April in 2 weeks, big bank earnings - only interesting this time because of banking has been in the spotlight then the week after, NFLX, TSLA, ASML, then the big boys MSFT, AAPL, AMZN It's way more important for me than watching to see if inflation is 6% or 6.1%, or whether the fed does what it said it will do

AP9384629344432

If I were to go long it wouldn't be in the NASDAQ. It just had a really good quarter (+15% vs +5% in SPY, flat or negative small caps) so not much of a 'dip'. It's extremely top heavy in expensive names, with 12.5% in Apple, 12.5% in MSFT, 5.2% in NVDA, 3.7% in TSLA, skipping over a few like AMZN/GOOG/META which are at least reasonably valued. So 25% in the two largest publicly traded companies on Earth, 9% in two absurd bubbles... There are way better deals elsewhere. I have sell limit orders for MSFT at 290/300, AMD at 110, and maybe I'll sell a bit of Apple, to start trimming my holdings in megatech.

StarshipMars

TSLA 

VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Competitive_Watch202 made a bet that TSLA would go to 98.0 within **1 month** when it was 172.445 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses

VaughnPlayerSpecial

#!banbet TSLA -2% 1d

VaughnPlayerSpecial

#!banbet TSLA 190 1d

BDELUX3

So TSLA $385 for May 19 is a no-go??? :(

reddituseranyonymous

I have an Etrade account near ATH I asked for help, they gave me a guy from Morgan Stanley. I asked him about cashing out my options and buying $QYLD he said not to. I didn't really have another plan. I should have just said fuck it and done it anyway. Had I done so Id have about 1500 shares of $TSLA, 20,000 shares of QYLD and enough cash left over for a 20% down payment on a house. I looked at the QYLD dividend history since my ATH. The smallest was $0.169.... at 20k shares that's $3380/month, just about 40k a year. Not enough to quit and retire early, but enough to set things on cruise control. Heck. I could have increased my 401k contribution at work, lowering my taxable income from work, and offset some of the in taxes from the dividend payments.

iyervikas81

Are you saying my TSLA 197.5c I bought at close are printing tomorrow. Hourly chart is very bearish but I still chose to play calls 

GucciBagHolder

Also “Can I buy leveraged shorts on TSLA now?”

Mathguy100

Pretty damn good, I’ve been flipping spy and TSLA and I’m on a good streak

reddituseranyonymous

I had $TSLA Dec 2021 $800C/$1200C in October 2021 Tesla went up 80% in a month. My account went ballastic. It went from roughly 400k to 1,100,000 Peaking the trading day before Elon asked Twitter about paying Taxes. I spent the weekend wondering what the hell to do with the money. So many things I could do. I didn't have plan for my account going up 500% in a month. I considered cashing out the options, asked Morgan Stanley about buying $QYLD. They said dont. I had no idea what to do. I figured the stock would recover from a CEO sale soon, like most stocks do. It didnt. That cost me 70%. I forgot that no one cares how much cash you have in savings unless the bank fails. I could have put $600k in savings until I came up with a plan.

JoshuaByer

That TSLA call is throwing money away, it is not going up anywhere near that amount. No idea what you are even doing.

holidayinthesum

TSLA down 25% since early 2021.

dnt203

TSLA back to 185?

StockNinja99

Probably more TSLA calls, hard to time it but I want to capture the anticipation for earnings in April

Zetice

Who else playing TSLA delivery?

VisualMod

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.0 before 10-Apr-2023 02:30 AM -05

VisualMod

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.01 before 06-Apr-2023 03:55 PM -05

Sure_Hat_4666

FRC and TSLA all day

StockNinja99

TSLA hype for earnings in April gonna be insane

VisualMod

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 31-Mar-2023 05:48 PM -05

zin3d

Selling calls against TSLA this past month has worked out well for me

Mathguy100

All the big boys moving up and then TSLA, is just having none of it lol

fuscosco

TSLA used to have a target of $3000 🤡🤡

Mooseisgoose33

TSLA 300 calls expiring tm

Mathguy100

Boys…. I think I’m changing my $14k TSLA month to a SPY weekly $410 position. I can’t take the monotony

wsbjunkie

Watch me sell these TSLA and NVDA puts for a loss and both open -5% tomorrow 

seank11

That's such a stupid reason for thinking it will stay up. The same people that say that also buy calls to try to force gamma squeezes. It's insanely overvalued and is in distribution phase. I still can't believe it's staying at this insane valuation with no fucking earnings, a shelf offering, growing inventory, and even a Cramer pump. This is legit dumber than when TSLA went to 400

banbet_cant_ban_me

2023 NVDA is the 2020-2021 gamma fueled TSLA. CMM

Mathguy100

Damn, I’m really gonna. Have to sell my huge TSLA position and flip spy aren’t I?

DijonNipples

Anyone buying TSLA calls for delivery numbers this weekend?

AdCritical5383

TSLA has that regard strength.

DTF_Truck

Buying TSLA weeklies - Theta mercilessly fucks you in the ass. Selling TSLA weeklies - ... Where the fuck did theta go?

Mathguy100

TSLA should’ve been back over $200 a long ass time ago

VisualMod

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.0 before 10-Apr-2023 02:30 AM -05

Passionswa618

TSLA

TC40093

If TSLA hits $300 I’ll have 76,500

CaptainArmballs

TSLA dump incoming.

4SquareCircles

Who tf is buying TSLA >:(

VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/cresstheory2016** bet **TSLA** goes from **196.97** to **230.0** before **06-Apr-2023 01:24 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 3 losses.

cresstheory2016

!banbet TSLA 230 7d

Assume_Utopia

Most of the too comments are talking about the Dutch East India company or investing in Coke 100 years ago. But if we're talking about stocks we could've invested in in our lifetimes, then TSLA definitely has to be considered amongst the best. Here's the [30 best performing stocks](from 1990 to 2020](https://www.kiplinger.com/investing/stocks/603777/30-best-stocks-of-the-past-30-years). The returns fall in to a few buckets: * At least 10% per year, on a compounded annual basis. These are pretty predictable, they're the blue chips like Coke, Disney, Exxon, etc * Then there's a bunch in the 15-20%ish range like Taiwan Semi, Google, Microsoft and Samsung. With Apple at 23%, which is starting to get really good * Then there's a handful that have compounded returns in the high 20s or even 30% range. NVDA, Facebook and Amazon * Then there's Tencent which had a 15x return over the last 10 years and an annualized return since it went public of almost 50%. Which is just a mind boggling level that I didn't think we'd ever see in a company that size. I'm sure Tencent has made lots of millionaires in the last decade, and probably a handful of billionaires too. It's undoubtedly one of the best stocks any of us would've ever had the chance to invest in in our lives. And it should be near the top of any "best stocks of all time" lists. And then there's Tesla, which averaged a 65% compounded annual return from when it went public to the end of 2020. I'm pretty sure It's the best company to have invested in over the last couple decades, probably by a wide margin. Its performance for the last 30 months or so has been mostly flat, having gone even further than back down (actually Tencent's stock price followed a similar path over that period). But even taking that in to account the compounded annual TSLA return from IPO to today has been about 50%. I'm positive Tesla has made a bunch of millionaires over the last few years. The chance to buy in to TSLA at a (split adjusted) price less than $15 in 2019 might've been one of the best potential trades I've seen in my career.

Strategy_

Looking at TSLA, GOOGL, AMZN..stuck in the same 50 cent to $1 range. I needa look at others. What are you looking at?

Mathguy100

And to think, you could’ve invested in ARK 5 years ago, and you’d have 6% less than you started with. Now that’s innovation. Just buy the TSLA dip Cathy, it’s 50% below ATH, you need this

SilentSkeeter

TSLA is a fuckin' monster

TheDudeAbidesFarOut

TSLA 🚀 🚀 🚀

StarshipMars

Pump it TSLA ✊

StarshipMars

Pump it TSLA ✊

Sea_Space8125

It’s coming soon. TSLA Nev registrations in China month over month up 54% 1st wk March, up 146% 2nd wk March, up 216% 3rd wk, up 47% 4th wk.

reddituser1234566789

TSLA is a scam ran by the biggest fraud ELON MUSK. He has fugauzied billions from investors selling cruise control for 15 thousand.

SweeneyR0bb

Let my boy TSLA fly

Pale_Assignment_2602

TSLA looks like it could breakout on the daily.

VisualMod

>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 161.68 +0.56% $AMZN 102 +1.74% $AMD 98.83 +2.84% $GOOG 100.73 -1.16% $META 205.2 -0.07% $MSFT 283.07 +0.92% $NFLX 342.8 +3.28% $NVDA 272.34 +0.92% $SNOW 143.8 +4.64% $TSLA 195.87 +1.03% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^09:56:39 ^EDT-0400

FancyAlligator

I’m willing to bed the title is just for clicks. OP is probably only planning to hold for a week, watch $TSLA go up $10, then cash out when his calls are up 50%

maddhy

TSLA p/e= 50, NVDA p/e=116, bubble gonna burst question is when

delsombra

lmao... you're basing your TSLA calls on... corn... and futes. Godspeed, regard.

Tfarecnim

What if the FRC July 2024 40c is this year's TSLA 200c?

8v2HokiePokie8v2

If TSLA charts over the last week are telling me anything it’s that I should buy puts at 10:00 am. Because you know what they say : past performance is a 100% guarantee of future results

wearahat03

Well reddit is mainly about people "reinforcement seeking". They already have an opinion on a stock such as GOOGL is great value, then seek reinforcement from others that it is true. I find people here judge stocks based on recent figures. It's like catching a ball based on where the ball currently is in the air, rather than (correctly) catching a ball based on where it will land. When a ball is barely moving, then that works fine. Would work for stocks like KO. But when the ball is in the middle of a tornado, who knows where it will land? Like TSLA a couple of years ago. Yet people act like the ball in the tornado is stationary (hope that makes sense). Why the above analogy? Because if you want to discuss a stock that's currently in the tornado, you won't get good responses. It's unfortunate that people didn't learn from TSLA. People were convinced it was the biggest bubble in history because at the end of 2020 when TSLA had a PE of 1000. Despite only dropping 17% since then, the PE dropped to 50s because income went from 690mil to 12580 mil. That should have been eye-opening that the market was highly accurate in pricing TSLA's future of massive net income growth and not simply irrational retail cult investors.

isweat_

AMD & TSLA calls, 30 mins after the bell 🤪

UsedToHaveItAll

Lol you’re the TSLA 250c guy

Mathguy100

If TSLA doesn’t clear $200 today, shits rigged

-MullerLite-

If $TSLA bought $TRKA do you think all $TRKA shares would be worth $190+ each? You are indeed wrong

VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Elationstatio** bet **TSLA** goes from **195.71** to **200.0** before **31-Mar-2023 08:43 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/azcsd made a bet that TSLA would go to 250.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 212.139 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses

sonobono11

Buy TSLA forget the rest.

CokePusha69

TSLA stocks

Turbulent_Cricket497

Well TSLA can have some crazy swings so it is possible

Berry_le_Dingle

I need a single day $20 drop in TSLA, like the good ole days.

pillar_assault

But those are TSLA calls?

MistaMastaLoKey777

TSLA 200C on open, SPY 400/410 spread next friday

foo-bar-nlogn-100

$BABA calls. reminder: TSLA delivery # release this weekend. Will buy TSLA puts tomorrow.

Dizzy_Kangaroo_7780

Whenever they post something here PRE squeeze, I purchase, get some gains and immediately sell, don't hold on to something you know is going to dump after pump. Other than that, TSLA, SPY calls

VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Freewifimoney made a bet that TSLA would go to 195.29 within **3 days** when it was 185.99 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses

Particular_Point8140

TSLA calls for me

wellzy17

Long with AMZN or TSLA? Already over exposed AMZN but down 30% of course

Mathguy100

I’m telling ya, TSLA 3M chart looks like we’re beginning another huge run

El_Grappadura

> This play will generate about 160K to about 300K in profit by the time it completes That's just wishful thinking. You have no idea what's going to happen, just like everybody else. I am just open minded about it. If it triples again during the next few months, nice. If it doesn't and instead shows weakness, also fine, I'll just sell. I don't believe in the efficiency of the market, the TSLA market cap is proof enough. But I guess that's just the old fight between fundamental and technical traders :)

wsbjunkie

Just once I'd like to wake up to TSLA gapped the eff down.

VeganSlayer

If you’re right and TSLA makes a massive 30% move in the correct direction in one month… you will break even.

tangerinee22

Do you ever have a desire to buy just 1 share of TSLA?

cast9898

TSLA -12%

Master_Relative

Alright let’s try this again. If TSLA opens under 189 tomorrow I’ll suck everyone’s dick in this sub 

amonsterinmypants

This shitty market only go up. The game is: NVDA calls AAPL calls AMZN calls MSFT calls GOOG calls TSLA calls

RobertAngelo

LOL puts on TSLA time to demolish Eron!

JPOWsToolkit

There is no recession, there is no let up on inflation. This is the new normal. Buy calls, buy shares, invest or lose. And make sure you lots and lots of TSLA calls