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What Are The Best Stocks (Seesaw Volatile) to Day-Trade using MACD
Commercial Office REITS Pop after Selloff [SLG]
Well… I took your advice, I thought about it, Flipped some SPY, and……. WHEN TSLA HITS $300 I WILL HAVE $500,000! YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
Tesla Stock Having Its Best Start to a Year Yet, Adding $200 Billion in Valuation
~$18k gains, holding for a few months since the low. ignore the -100% its an error, hopefully ; )
Is it possible to buy Block targeted by the big shorts?
How does excercising options work before expiry?
$720,000 worth of TSLA on 4X day trading buying power. Don't disappoint me, Elon.
Tesla's Delivery Data Are Coming Soon. This Number Could Lift the Stock
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Mar 27 - Apr 01 2023
Dow Jones futures rise; a sale at Silicon Valley Bank closes; Microsoft, Tesla near buy points
DD - Warren Buffet new TSLA forecast (very bullish) 🚀🚀
Justice will be late, but it will never be absent.
What stocks or other investment vehicle would you recommend for maximum returns in two months from now?
Used electric vehicles for sale listings are about 2% of gas cars. That's impressive!
I expect a mini run to a decent run. But then
How much more will TSLA$ Tesla (TSLA.US)$ fall? $150? $100?
Tesla Inc (TSLA) Up 1.48% in Premarket Trading
Tesla Inc (TSLA) Up 1.48% in Premarket Trading
Tesla shares (NASDAQ:TSLA) have shown some volatility during the past weeks, but a Wall Street veteran has noted that the electric vehicle m
Personal analysis of this Fed rate hike
Elon Musk Says Tesla Powerwall Lets You Go Off-Grid For Most Of The Year - Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA)
Elon Musk Says Tesla Powerwall Lets You Go Off-Grid For Most Of The Year - Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA)
what buy/DCA opportunities are you looking at or would recommend to this community?
2023-03-22 Wrinkle-brain Plays (Mathematically derived options plays)
Daily 0 DTE Long Straddles With /ES Futures Options. The quickest way to rags or riches?
Personal analysis of this Fed rate hike
Daily 0 DTE Long Straddles With /ES Futures Options. The quickest way to $ROPE?
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Mar 20-26 2023
TSLA will drop as fast as it is currently rising
Guy breaks down SPY & TSLA charts with TA
Yolo Calls on Big Tech : NVDIA / META / TSLA / BUY BTC / Up Massively YTD
safe haven The stock market is red-eyed. At present, it is not only bank stocks but also energy stocks that are killing.
LEAKED: unannounced TSLA car sharing feature
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Mar 13-19 2023
Wolfe Research Downgrades Tesla [TSLA] - Head & Shoulders Top
Guy breaks down TA on SPY & TSLA charts
THE FLOW SHOW - THE CRASHY VIBES OF MARCH... (BofA's Hartnett w/a *PRESCIENT* Mar 9th Note)
The Flow Show - The Crashy Vibes of March (BofA's Hartnett Writeup 3/9/23)
The Flow Show - BofA's Hartnett... "The Crashy Vibes of March" -> *Prescient 3/9/23 Writeup...*
The Flow Show - BofA's Hartnett... "The Crashy Vibes of March" -> *Prescient 3/9/23 Writeup...*
The Flow Show - BofA's Hartnett... "The Crashy Vibes of March" -> *Prescient 3/9/23 Writeup...*
Puts on TSLA and calls on cheap used Teslas
A trade against your long term holding feels very weird.
TSLA walk down memory lane guys - this post is gonna be taken down not too long from now
Sell Short Tesla [TSLA] Target $10-$20 Per Share
The bear case for why bulls should avoid upgrades and pumps (and prob run the other way)
TSLA Puts brought the 4/20 green early this year.
$OCEA Both Price Targets Nailed Before The Bell 🔔 Plan The Trade. ✔️ Trade The Plan. ✔️ Or Keep Overcomplicating Your Trades , Choice Is Yours 🫵 $UNCY $TRKA $XELA $TSLA
$OCEA Both Price Targets Nailed Before The Bell 🔔 Plan The Trade. ✔️ Trade The Plan. ✔️ Or Keep Overcomplicating Your Trades , Choice Is Yours 🫵 $UNCY $TRKA $XELA $TSLA
Daily U.S. Stock Market News Flash (Thursday, March 9)
$TSLA Investors are Uniting to Fight Losses TOGETHER🥊
Tesla staged with no flash but all substance, Cathie Wood believes so and buys more
If there are 10k investors making Tesla stock price bets, which option is better?
If there are 10k investors making Tesla stock price bets, which option is more fun?
Brief: If the cost-cutting works, TSLA may justify a higher price target
$TSLA making the disabled ramp pattern today - too soon?
My 58-year-old father put his entire 401k into Tesla stock. How do you explain the volatility risk and lack of diversification to a parent?
Daily U.S. Stock Market News Flash (Wednesday, March 8)
Tesla’s next vehicle could be ‘almost entirely autonomous’ and cost only around $20,000
The FUD is real. So it’s my story time. This is how I turned $20k into an engagement ring, baller wedding, Tesla, and a year-long sabbatical.
Rivian [RIVN] "Buy the Dips" - Tesla [TSLA] "Sell the Rallies"
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Mar 06-12 2023
Tesla stock will sell off this month after 'off the chart' rally as retail investors lose excitement over Elon Musk, research firm says
Daily U.S. Stock Market News Ticker (Monday, March 6)
Tesla Recalls 3,470 Model Y Vehicles And A Software Update Won't Resolve The Issue - Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA)
Who will be buying the next lot of TSLA shares Papa Musk sells to cover these losses?
Are Tesla Shares Still Undervalued? Should I Buy Tesla(TSLA) Stock?
Had to hit my amex and yolo it into $AI after what happened to my $TSLA position
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I'm personally just waiting for the earnings wave in April in 2 weeks, big bank earnings - only interesting this time because of banking has been in the spotlight then the week after, NFLX, TSLA, ASML, then the big boys MSFT, AAPL, AMZN It's way more important for me than watching to see if inflation is 6% or 6.1%, or whether the fed does what it said it will do
If I were to go long it wouldn't be in the NASDAQ. It just had a really good quarter (+15% vs +5% in SPY, flat or negative small caps) so not much of a 'dip'. It's extremely top heavy in expensive names, with 12.5% in Apple, 12.5% in MSFT, 5.2% in NVDA, 3.7% in TSLA, skipping over a few like AMZN/GOOG/META which are at least reasonably valued. So 25% in the two largest publicly traded companies on Earth, 9% in two absurd bubbles... There are way better deals elsewhere. I have sell limit orders for MSFT at 290/300, AMD at 110, and maybe I'll sell a bit of Apple, to start trimming my holdings in megatech.
TSLA 
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Competitive_Watch202 made a bet that TSLA would go to 98.0 within **1 month** when it was 172.445 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
#!banbet TSLA -2% 1d
#!banbet TSLA 190 1d
So TSLA $385 for May 19 is a no-go??? :(
I have an Etrade account near ATH I asked for help, they gave me a guy from Morgan Stanley. I asked him about cashing out my options and buying $QYLD he said not to. I didn't really have another plan. I should have just said fuck it and done it anyway. Had I done so Id have about 1500 shares of $TSLA, 20,000 shares of QYLD and enough cash left over for a 20% down payment on a house. I looked at the QYLD dividend history since my ATH. The smallest was $0.169.... at 20k shares that's $3380/month, just about 40k a year. Not enough to quit and retire early, but enough to set things on cruise control. Heck. I could have increased my 401k contribution at work, lowering my taxable income from work, and offset some of the in taxes from the dividend payments.
Are you saying my TSLA 197.5c I bought at close are printing tomorrow. Hourly chart is very bearish but I still chose to play calls 
Also “Can I buy leveraged shorts on TSLA now?”
Pretty damn good, I’ve been flipping spy and TSLA and I’m on a good streak
I had $TSLA Dec 2021 $800C/$1200C in October 2021 Tesla went up 80% in a month. My account went ballastic. It went from roughly 400k to 1,100,000 Peaking the trading day before Elon asked Twitter about paying Taxes. I spent the weekend wondering what the hell to do with the money. So many things I could do. I didn't have plan for my account going up 500% in a month. I considered cashing out the options, asked Morgan Stanley about buying $QYLD. They said dont. I had no idea what to do. I figured the stock would recover from a CEO sale soon, like most stocks do. It didnt. That cost me 70%. I forgot that no one cares how much cash you have in savings unless the bank fails. I could have put $600k in savings until I came up with a plan.
That TSLA call is throwing money away, it is not going up anywhere near that amount. No idea what you are even doing.
TSLA down 25% since early 2021.
Probably more TSLA calls, hard to time it but I want to capture the anticipation for earnings in April
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.0 before 10-Apr-2023 02:30 AM -05
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.01 before 06-Apr-2023 03:55 PM -05
TSLA hype for earnings in April gonna be insane
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 31-Mar-2023 05:48 PM -05
Selling calls against TSLA this past month has worked out well for me
All the big boys moving up and then TSLA, is just having none of it lol
TSLA used to have a target of $3000 🤡🤡
TSLA 300 calls expiring tm
Boys…. I think I’m changing my $14k TSLA month to a SPY weekly $410 position. I can’t take the monotony
Watch me sell these TSLA and NVDA puts for a loss and both open -5% tomorrow 
That's such a stupid reason for thinking it will stay up. The same people that say that also buy calls to try to force gamma squeezes. It's insanely overvalued and is in distribution phase. I still can't believe it's staying at this insane valuation with no fucking earnings, a shelf offering, growing inventory, and even a Cramer pump. This is legit dumber than when TSLA went to 400
2023 NVDA is the 2020-2021 gamma fueled TSLA. CMM
Damn, I’m really gonna. Have to sell my huge TSLA position and flip spy aren’t I?
Anyone buying TSLA calls for delivery numbers this weekend?
TSLA has that regard strength.
Buying TSLA weeklies - Theta mercilessly fucks you in the ass. Selling TSLA weeklies - ... Where the fuck did theta go?
TSLA should’ve been back over $200 a long ass time ago
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 150.0 before 10-Apr-2023 02:30 AM -05
If TSLA hits $300 I’ll have 76,500
Who tf is buying TSLA >:(
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/cresstheory2016** bet **TSLA** goes from **196.97** to **230.0** before **06-Apr-2023 01:24 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 3 losses.
Most of the too comments are talking about the Dutch East India company or investing in Coke 100 years ago. But if we're talking about stocks we could've invested in in our lifetimes, then TSLA definitely has to be considered amongst the best. Here's the [30 best performing stocks](from 1990 to 2020](https://www.kiplinger.com/investing/stocks/603777/30-best-stocks-of-the-past-30-years). The returns fall in to a few buckets: * At least 10% per year, on a compounded annual basis. These are pretty predictable, they're the blue chips like Coke, Disney, Exxon, etc * Then there's a bunch in the 15-20%ish range like Taiwan Semi, Google, Microsoft and Samsung. With Apple at 23%, which is starting to get really good * Then there's a handful that have compounded returns in the high 20s or even 30% range. NVDA, Facebook and Amazon * Then there's Tencent which had a 15x return over the last 10 years and an annualized return since it went public of almost 50%. Which is just a mind boggling level that I didn't think we'd ever see in a company that size. I'm sure Tencent has made lots of millionaires in the last decade, and probably a handful of billionaires too. It's undoubtedly one of the best stocks any of us would've ever had the chance to invest in in our lives. And it should be near the top of any "best stocks of all time" lists. And then there's Tesla, which averaged a 65% compounded annual return from when it went public to the end of 2020. I'm pretty sure It's the best company to have invested in over the last couple decades, probably by a wide margin. Its performance for the last 30 months or so has been mostly flat, having gone even further than back down (actually Tencent's stock price followed a similar path over that period). But even taking that in to account the compounded annual TSLA return from IPO to today has been about 50%. I'm positive Tesla has made a bunch of millionaires over the last few years. The chance to buy in to TSLA at a (split adjusted) price less than $15 in 2019 might've been one of the best potential trades I've seen in my career.
Looking at TSLA, GOOGL, AMZN..stuck in the same 50 cent to $1 range. I needa look at others. What are you looking at?
And to think, you could’ve invested in ARK 5 years ago, and you’d have 6% less than you started with. Now that’s innovation. Just buy the TSLA dip Cathy, it’s 50% below ATH, you need this
TSLA is a fuckin' monster
It’s coming soon. TSLA Nev registrations in China month over month up 54% 1st wk March, up 146% 2nd wk March, up 216% 3rd wk, up 47% 4th wk.
TSLA is a scam ran by the biggest fraud ELON MUSK. He has fugauzied billions from investors selling cruise control for 15 thousand.
TSLA looks like it could breakout on the daily.
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 161.68 +0.56% $AMZN 102 +1.74% $AMD 98.83 +2.84% $GOOG 100.73 -1.16% $META 205.2 -0.07% $MSFT 283.07 +0.92% $NFLX 342.8 +3.28% $NVDA 272.34 +0.92% $SNOW 143.8 +4.64% $TSLA 195.87 +1.03% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-03-30 ^09:56:39 ^EDT-0400
I’m willing to bed the title is just for clicks. OP is probably only planning to hold for a week, watch $TSLA go up $10, then cash out when his calls are up 50%
TSLA p/e= 50, NVDA p/e=116, bubble gonna burst question is when
lmao... you're basing your TSLA calls on... corn... and futes. Godspeed, regard.
What if the FRC July 2024 40c is this year's TSLA 200c?
If TSLA charts over the last week are telling me anything it’s that I should buy puts at 10:00 am. Because you know what they say : past performance is a 100% guarantee of future results
Well reddit is mainly about people "reinforcement seeking". They already have an opinion on a stock such as GOOGL is great value, then seek reinforcement from others that it is true. I find people here judge stocks based on recent figures. It's like catching a ball based on where the ball currently is in the air, rather than (correctly) catching a ball based on where it will land. When a ball is barely moving, then that works fine. Would work for stocks like KO. But when the ball is in the middle of a tornado, who knows where it will land? Like TSLA a couple of years ago. Yet people act like the ball in the tornado is stationary (hope that makes sense). Why the above analogy? Because if you want to discuss a stock that's currently in the tornado, you won't get good responses. It's unfortunate that people didn't learn from TSLA. People were convinced it was the biggest bubble in history because at the end of 2020 when TSLA had a PE of 1000. Despite only dropping 17% since then, the PE dropped to 50s because income went from 690mil to 12580 mil. That should have been eye-opening that the market was highly accurate in pricing TSLA's future of massive net income growth and not simply irrational retail cult investors.
AMD & TSLA calls, 30 mins after the bell 🤪
Lol you’re the TSLA 250c guy
If TSLA doesn’t clear $200 today, shits rigged
If $TSLA bought $TRKA do you think all $TRKA shares would be worth $190+ each? You are indeed wrong
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Elationstatio** bet **TSLA** goes from **195.71** to **200.0** before **31-Mar-2023 08:43 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/azcsd made a bet that TSLA would go to 250.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 212.139 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
Well TSLA can have some crazy swings so it is possible
I need a single day $20 drop in TSLA, like the good ole days.
But those are TSLA calls?
TSLA 200C on open, SPY 400/410 spread next friday
$BABA calls. reminder: TSLA delivery # release this weekend. Will buy TSLA puts tomorrow.
Whenever they post something here PRE squeeze, I purchase, get some gains and immediately sell, don't hold on to something you know is going to dump after pump. Other than that, TSLA, SPY calls
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Freewifimoney made a bet that TSLA would go to 195.29 within **3 days** when it was 185.99 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
Long with AMZN or TSLA? Already over exposed AMZN but down 30% of course
I’m telling ya, TSLA 3M chart looks like we’re beginning another huge run
> This play will generate about 160K to about 300K in profit by the time it completes That's just wishful thinking. You have no idea what's going to happen, just like everybody else. I am just open minded about it. If it triples again during the next few months, nice. If it doesn't and instead shows weakness, also fine, I'll just sell. I don't believe in the efficiency of the market, the TSLA market cap is proof enough. But I guess that's just the old fight between fundamental and technical traders :)
Just once I'd like to wake up to TSLA gapped the eff down.
If you’re right and TSLA makes a massive 30% move in the correct direction in one month… you will break even.
Do you ever have a desire to buy just 1 share of TSLA?
Alright let’s try this again. If TSLA opens under 189 tomorrow I’ll suck everyone’s dick in this sub 
This shitty market only go up. The game is: NVDA calls AAPL calls AMZN calls MSFT calls GOOG calls TSLA calls
LOL puts on TSLA time to demolish Eron!
There is no recession, there is no let up on inflation. This is the new normal. Buy calls, buy shares, invest or lose. And make sure you lots and lots of TSLA calls