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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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CLOV and Solarcity, solarcity only rebounded because Elon bought them and the converted TSLA shares hit all time highs, i still barely broke even.
You know how I know this dump is totally fake? TSLRRR is still at 400. Fake dump created by the oligarchs, time to full port QQQ SPY NVDA! If there was real panic, TSLA should be at 300 today like buttcoin dumping 25%
Wish TSLA bulls would buy LEAPs instead of shares, would save the rest of us a lot of waiting around.
Lol TSLA pumping right back to 500 and then 2600.
I don’t trust any of this shit. Glad I sold my TSLA puts yesterday and took profit. This could pump bigly for no reason other than to shake out the mountain of put holders.
I miss the records/poster store in Bergenfield. Positions TSLA, NET and TLT, yes I am old as dirt.
So just fluff lol. Everyone knew that the board has been mixed on rate cuts. This is like an analyst reiterating a 600 PT on TSLA.
Can TSLA at least crash and burn with the rest please?
Bubble fears every day but the one stock that actually is a bubble TSLA is barely moving down lmfao
Is this like looking at btc if crypto is up or down? What about other large tickers like TSLA, Microsoft, or apple
Musk ordering grok ai to say pathetic and false things will just make TSLA valuation at this price even more ridiculous
I would say an EPS of 30 is almost too generous. That would put it around 50. If the deleware supreme court rules against musks pay package they are going to take a 26 billion dollar hit to earnings over two years. That's basically half of all the income TSLA has ever made. My dream scenario is Elon losing his richest man in the world title.
TSLA is such a scam stock. Can't wait for it to blow up.
TSLA AMZN GOOGL are green but semis are deep red. How does that make any sense.
Will today be the day TSLA dies with the rest of the MAG7? No, no I will not. Onward to 500!
At this point TSLA is that kid whose friends have all gone down the waterslide, but he’s too chickenshit and is standing at the top trying to look normal.
Musk buying TSLA stock all the time to try and save it
God I hope TSLA dies so badly
I don’t care if the market keeps pumping as long as CVNA and TSLA tank
$300 TSLA puts with a weeks expiry are pretty cheap!
Okay so is TSLA swinging back or just mooning south. 🌘
Shorting TSLA is real long term gold
TSLA puts if it goes up/ maybe even some way tf out of the money puts either way just in case
Past few weeks market has been selling every single rip higher. Instead of waiting for 100% + on calls, I have been taking profits between 40-50%. Usually first 30mins, using daily resistance and support levels. I usually deploy 5k at a time and scalp 1-2k. But I don’t rush into trades Today: I picked Googl and TSLA in AM. One of the things I do is that if I am able to get 2-3k in first 30mins. I usually just walk away rest of the day
I liquidate and de-risk around tax season to pay Uncle Sam..... It's usually TSLA. Scalping Elon is a lifestyle.
For sure, always try limit orders but ill do market on SPY, QQQ, and even TSLA because you need to get them quick if there’s random spikes. some spreads are crazy especially on obscure stocks. they’ll kill you on market orders on those.
How tf is TSLA even still listed?
This crash is not over until TSLA is $25
Couldn’t agree more. Let TSLA burn. I’ll take the short term pain - also my TSLQ needs to pop off.
Idk, just all in on NVDA, TSLA and BULL (50% port, 43% port, 7% port). Shares :( wish I had the youth and stones to do options again but can’t stomach it.
If I had one bullet and had to shoot one ticker, it would be TSLA- but I'd make sure BTC snd PLTR were standing right behind it.
From big gainers to good cos that have underperformed for the year. Meta, TSLA, amzn to name from the mag 7
If you want to help build solar, buy HASI, BEPC, CWEN.A, or ENPH, FSLR, or TSLA (if you can stomach the risks and Elon.) The first three finance and build solar farms, the last three make solar components. The first three are fairly safe investments with good dividend yields, the second group are quite speculative currently.
Shorting TSLA and other, as countries economy gets reflected on market, this orangatun will sure destroy country economy and market will surely go down for some time.
TSLA…Cause I Don’t Know Why But F* It
I should short TSLA because its slow and special
Perfect choice TSLA has low Capex and compressing margins.
if someone yesterday told me "oh yeah NVDA will have good earnings, nasdaq will go up 2.3% then it will fall to -2.4% eod on no news, VIX to 27 and GOOGL red, but dw TSLA is green AH" I'd call them completely crazy
Chatgpt, give me an image of the Piper Perry meme but with NVDA, MSFT, META, GOOG, TSLA, SPY, QQQ over the gentlemens' faces.
Actually, it was mostly the mag seven before they started calling it the mag seven. TSLA AMZN MSFT SHOP etc. I didn’t know anything at the time so I just started investing with the most popular at that time
Yeah, I would have kept that TSLA $395 put....
🍈desperately, hysterically trying to sell Grok on X. Sorry, fuckface, TSLA is still fucked and nobody fucking cares about Grok.
surely TSLA goes to like $350 tomorrow right
PLTR goes below 100 and TSLA back down to 200s eoy will make me pretty happy
realistically lets say market opens tom and I buy 1000 worth of TSLA 0dte puts at .3 delta and 1000 worth of 0dte calls for 0.3 delta. whats the chance one of them will go at least 2x and other one to 0 so overall trade is net profitable?
He did. Why do you think TSLA exists and isn’t dog walked by Chinese EVs here? Cause we’ve slapped 200% tariffs on them forever.
I’d be pretty happy if TSLA dropped 2-5% per day for like the next two months.
I'm not even sure the Truth post that would be required to V this market. "100 FREE SHARES OF MAG6 STOCKS TO EVERY STRAIGHT, CHRISTIAN AMERICAN. TYFYATTM (and quiet piggy, TSLA)"?
> I've been saying it is overvalued since it hit 1T. But too chicken to make a bet on it... Everything is overvalued, brah. Tell us your thesis on TSLA.
Tesla earnings is a disaster > TSLA pumps like crazy. Nvidia earnings is better than expected > NVDA dumps like crazy. WHAT THE FUCKK
Yet $TSLA still halucinating around $400
TSLA deserves to be spanked the most. get that batshit stock under 250 and then I will believe that we are in a bear market
If TSLA doesn't V hard tomorrow, then it's going to be my landlord's problem
No one knows. But other bullish things in the offing: * Congress Impeaches Trump * Supreme Court declares Trump's Tariffs Illegal * Pam Bondi gets disbarred Short of US Corruption going away and the job and economic destruction policies this administration has unleashed... we are very very screwed. Like 1929 Depression is a real possibility. Or maybe this is just another random market down day. No one knows on irrational exuberance, but until TSLA and PLTR correct, we know that this market is overvalued.
TSLA is going to 440 tomorrow?
TSLA over 200 means this is still overpriced
took TSLA put profits on the way down. Closed out what I held. I don't trust TSLA to stay down. I finally did something right and bought TSLA puts at the top today. Closed them out at close. Bought 3 21NOV $415p at $2.95 and sold at $20.50. Bought 2 21NOV $407.5p at $1.37 and sold at $13.55. Fuck TSLA
The bear market will continue until TSLA has a PE less than NVIDIA
TSLA with a better day than NVDA
TSLA with a better day than NVDA
TSLA 274 P/E I’m sure it’s bottomed /s
i dont get it, TSLA IS NOT dipping at all lol
Honestly just buy calls on TSLA, that’s something that will bounce back without any catalyst
I do not understand TSLA. Everyone, everyone knows it's a scam. It's just a collective agreement that TSLA is going to be where everyone stashes their money regardless of what the company is actually doing.
You know this mkt is completely controlled by tacos oligarchs when fucking Tesla is down less than fucking NVDA. Meanwhile retards on cnbc saying it’s cuz AI bubble, mf TSLA is the most overrated POS AI company while NVDA is literally the most profitable company ever and it’s now cheaper than it was like 3 month ago!
That's the only thing stopping me from going heavy on some swing spy puts However I do tend to to notice TSLA doesn't like to drop in proportion with indexes it is in, it usually drops big the day after spy and qqq fall.... Sometimes.
TSLA is a recession proof stock. Robots don’t need to buy expensive groceries
TSLA refuses to go below $400 - it won't fucking move.
TSLA is the hedge no one wanted.
Have lost a tessler trying to put TSLA.
How is TSLA not absolutely tanking today?
TSLA is getting super boring to watch. Every dip below $400 is instantly bought up pushing it back to $400. It's crazy to watch.
This is how retarded this market is: NVDA -2% after *that* ER. TSLA misses everything and rallies 30%.
TSLA hit $400 again- now it will bounce to $402 and then come back down. It's been like this for 30 minutes. It's pegged to $400.
much like a mod's dad- TSLA is absolutely pegged to 400 now.
TSLA all bouncy bouncy on $400
i sold some covered calls on goog at 290 a while ago. SO HAPPY TO BE KEEPING GOOG. You cant go wrong owning goog. They literally have 5 companies that are top of their field. Youtube is as good as any META product. GCP is as good as AWS. Gemini is as good as OpenAI. Waymo is as good as TSLA. Enterprise tools are as good as MSFT. AND THEN on top of that SEARCH, CHROME, DEEPMIND, and a tail of moonshots
Some of you were buying TSLA today at 430. **LMFAO**
Got smoked today on INTC, AMZN & TSLA 💔
TSLA 12NOV $400p - 100,000 volume. I guess that's why TSLA won't stay below $400 today. Keeps popping every time it hits $399
TSLA is the problem with this market. Once it doesn't will have confidence again.
TSLA trying so hard to stay above $400
fucking drill TSLA, just fucking drill
> What makes you think that the US Gov will do anything other than prop up every US electric car manufacturer? If this is your bull case you should be buying F or RIVN, not TSLA
AI down. Crypto down. TSLA smoking hopium
Deep red portfolio 😢 TSLA and 🌽 dumping keeps me happy 😊
TSLA bouncing off of daily low of $397.6 and then retesting.
They almost got me with the rally, volume almost baited me in, but then I saw TSLA popping 6% for no reason and played with that
No, I mean I really sold that TSLA put waaayyy too soon 🤣
just give up 400 already TSLA you stupid cunt. its fucking happening just accept it