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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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VM do TSLA earnings matter?
VM what is the move for TSLA earnings
VM, what’s going to happen to $TSLA by end of week
No - TSLA earnings are tomorrow
VM technically, is TSLA due for a pullback and will the earnings serve as an excuse to make that pullback happen?
Yo VM, analyse how many times Elon tweeted recently, and predict TSLA earnings results, please
The implied move for TSLA is only 5%? Seems small.
Can you check options flow into the 500 calls on TSLA? Any volume?
VM, TSLA implied move for earnings?
VM u like TSLA calls tomorrow for earnings? Holla
If TSLA pumps for earnings, you best bet your ass it’s getting sold at open on Thursday. It ALWAYS dumps after a pump
VM what about TSLA tomorrow?
VM should I buy puts or calls on TSLA for earnings?
What should be the reasonable price of TSLA?
VM calls or puts for TSLA earnings?
Is this a serious question? NVDA made more in net income last quarter alone than TSLA has made in its entire corporate history. NVDA has 33x’d its net income in the past three years. TSLA’s net income has dropped by 75% during that same period.
This will be another why didn't I buy TSLA under $400 memories.
Y'all playing TSLA earnings? Anyone got the Elon tweet ratio?
TSLA earnings tomo #LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NVDA should keep up for several more years. TSLA can crash anytime.
!banbet TSLA $420 24h
!banbet TSLA $415 24h
TSLA. Robotics, electrical infrastructure, future projects, and potential merger with SpaceX plus whatever else he has up his sleeve.
Will TSLA and NOW earnings ride the 🌮 wave tomorrow?
Tomorrow the world will see how/ why Elon has become meme. TSLA➡️450 EOW
idk but my decision to ignore MSFT and buy calls in PLTR and TSLA are.... not enjoyable
Elon told TSLA he is going out for smokes but will be right back
TSLA goes up on *bad* earnings. Every time. You don't want good earnings, that makes it tank
TSLA trades at a P/E of 358x. I wouldn’t even buy it at $100
I would buy SPY and use 1.88% of my portfolio to short TSLA so I can have SPY without TSLA in it.
Why TSLA in the discussion? Unless you are a Elon Fanboi!
I commend anyone shorting TSLA earnings. Takes serious balls.
SpaceX supposedly buying Cursor, which is vaporware. I imagine SpaceX will buy TSLA at some point
want to play TSLA earnings with calls, but can't trust it.
now is a good time to buy TSLA imo
Maybe TSLA earnings will save the market tomorrow
TSLA earnings going to be TRASH. Like 14 cents EPS. Might still pump though
If you look at TSLA financial numbers, you'll see the skepticism is entirely rational. If Tesla stock falls 80%, it's PE ratio will still be more than double the other Mag7, many of which are slightly overpriced due to the AI boom.
I'm gonna call it. Tomorrow we'll open red and SPY will test 700$ but then in After Hour TSLA will beat Earning and TACO/Iran will announce extended of Ceasefire Talk or at least TACO will unblocked Iran ships at Strait of Hormuz.
Elon isn't changing the rules. He can't change the rules. How does that even make sense? Now, he is ASKING for the rules to be changed so that space x can be in the major indexes sooner. But that's not him changing the rules, other people have to agree to make that change which would apply to him and others. Who cares if he is trying to become a trillionaire? If you think he will, you should invest. If you think he won't, short the stock. I don't really understand why you care what someone else's net worth is. You want as little over your money in this "junk" as possible? You might want to look and see how much of the growth of VT and VOO is related to TSLA. If you don't like it, I'll take your money.
1% of VT is TSLA. The irrational hate of Elon Musk baffles me.
$TSLA might be flat after earnings
Yea, but they're about to announce nvda, amzn, Matt, goog, amd, TSLA etc as major foundry customers. Not to mention building terafab for our lord and savior, Elon.
I would be very careful with TSLA earnings.
!banbet TSLA -7% 2D or I will eat my own dick off
I risked $1k to make $49.99 (after fees and shit) on TSLA calls LMAO I'm an idiot
I lost $1800 on TSLA puts cuz silly me i figured crashing sales would show up in the stock price
The number of common man TSLA millionaires Elon has created says otherwise. But r/wsb is effectively r/EDS so enjoy your upvotes for spreading the misinformation. Fortunately, market rewards real analysis
TSLA earnings tomorrow lol
Puts Puts and More Puts. TSLA is worthless.
TSLA calls 25% cheaper now….anyone jumping on for tomorrows ER?
SPY trading like TSLA LMAO
IBKR earnings or TSLA earning miss?
What HappyThrasher99 said: no one said anything about being bearish. My comments were entirely about consumer experience. But yeah, the average consumer is a complete and utter regard. Source: TSLA P&L statement vs market cap, and looking out my window.
Am I regarded enough to play TSLA earnings?
What’s the sentiment looking like for TSLA earnings?
Why I spend hours of life my life researching undervalued small cap companies to buy long calls to just buy short calls in TSLA that I already highly regret…. I’ll never understand but at least I’m having fun….
Why buy TSLA when you could buy CVNA? TSLA is going down to 350 after earnings and CVNA is going to 450.
Just bought TSLA calls. Exp Friday.
Alright peeps! Got my first weekly paycheck and want to grow it! What kind of options should I buy and do you guys think it’ll go up? 1. I want to make sure the stock will be solid and goes up. Maybe going to buy TSLA, or UNH, as it just went up, hoping it will go up another $40-$80 after I buy in. 2. I’m hoping it is quick so I can just take out profits after like 1-3 days, and then throw it back into another stock, maybe PYPL or something cheap like that? What you peeps think??
There is 4,000 open interest in TSLA 500c 4/24. Are people really this dumb?
TSLA 04/24 $430 calls at open?
!banbet TSLA 420 3d
What price target for TSLA earnings calls we going for ?
EV sales (including Tesla) have soared in Europe in the last month because of uncertain gas price future. Watch TSLA bers downvote me
the upcoming TSLA earnings massive pump event or a nothing burger?
TSLA's always been #1 in my portfolio. But this piece of shit will be lucky if it only drops 10% after earnings.
Good morning to everyone except TSLA simps
Tesla earnings tomorrow. Sales in Europe have gone through the roof recently with high gas prices. TSLA is a tenbagger
Anyone yolo’ing TSLA options?
I will give 0dte TSLA another chance today!!
Playing with earning not the smartest way to waste money. ( especially with TSLA) You should sell when it green prior earning or else good luck. I been option with Tesla for the past 5 years never once playing w earning.
RemindMe! April 24th, 2026 "Check if those TSLA calls printed"
There is nothing that Tesla could plausibly report to reasonably justify the [$1.47 Trillion market cap and 388x P/E ratio](https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/tsla/) that TSLA currently trades at. ...which means the stock will probably shoot up on earnings because this stock trades like complete nonsense.
TSLA is a space data-center company that makes overpriced ugly trucks for assholes.
One of those famous TSLA runs like going from 330s to nearly 410 the past 1.5 weeks? They dumped it, forced ppl to sell, pumped it, and now will silence options for ER week…that’s the play
My regarded ass bought $6000 worth of TSLA Puts 260424 360
Anyone think TSLA can hit $425 by end of week?
TSLA 383 or 416 tomorrow. No in between, maybe both same day.
Probably you're both wrong. TSLA earnings are Wednesday.
Yes and No -- "poor" is very subjective. 2011, the year Timmy C took over was the same year Apple first took the mantle of largest Market Cap in the world. They have been at or near the top of the list every year since then. When you are already the biggest company, it is hard to put up the same type of multiples. Further Apple did this as a mostly hardware driven company which has much worse margins than nearly all the companies listed (although services, app store, etc have all grown significantly under Cook). NVDA and TSLA are outliers by far and cant really be compared in the same way IMO. NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto and AI boom and were perfectly positioned, kudos to Jensen. Elon took over and helped create the first real scalable electric car company, and while he gets props from me there, the stock should trade at $50/share give multiple quarters of declining fundamentals, and is only propped up my cult like followers and his circus style promises of robotics coming "any day now". All that said -- Tim Cook was a VERY good CEO from supply chains and building out operations for Apple for many decades. He missed in some potential areas, but he also didnt crater the company. Go look at the top 20 companies in 2011 when he took over vs today. Only a handful are still up there (Google, Amazon, MSFT) - General Electric, IBM, J&J and P&G, AT&T, Wells Fargo all out of that list.
Watch NVDIA this week. Earnings of 2 big partnerships TSLA and INTEL. Today in line, with news of partnerships with ADBE. Remember it haven’t tested that all time high resistance
TSLA is a breakfast-burrito company that thinks it’s in the space data center business.
TSLA is a car company that makes shitty AI that nobody wants.
TSLA makes plastic cars for plastic people.