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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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https://preview.redd.it/3rri21quggng1.png?width=2726&format=png&auto=webp&s=08d8d7883920bbb5c62200685b5adfe4dda67d4a TSLA whales dumping $$$ into puts can't wait for the crash
If TSLA somehow finishes green im gonna rage out
Luckily I dont need to buy gas because I was smart enough to preorder my TSLA roadster 9 years ago for only $50k.
Just waiting for Cucklon to announce he's got Optimus boots on the ground in Iran..... TSLA 500
This is as pointless as stating Elon Musk has gained/lost BILLIONS of dollars today!!! (…because TSLA stock went up and down)
Special Military Operation #2, week #1: TSLA hovering around $400, as if everything was normal.
Why the fuck would I short TSLA my god
TSLA dip buying relentlessly selling their limbs to buy every dip
TSLA - 2014 Still holding it all.
TSLA might close green for some reason
These fucking TSLA dip buyers are unbelievable
Never go full regard and bet against TSLA
Not even a nuke would drop TSLA more than 2%
Dude these TSLA dip buyers are genuinely next level
At some point TSLA dip buyers have to run out of money? Right?
I'd really like a TSLA down 10% day
It’s a hyper scalable disruptor, I have strong conviction that it’s an early TSLA/UBER/SpaceX
TSLA to the fucking bottom of the ocean
Can you say you know stuff given that TSLA is 400 even in the bloodbath?
Elon wants the de-extinction of dinosaurs and I want to pet a triceratops so calls on TSLA!
Hoping TSLA 0dte calls for the third day in a row. So far so good. We’ll see in about 4 hrs
Did giving TSLA options that expire Monday and Wednesday make it a safe haven? Is the price action more stable so option holders can’t make money on volatility? It has been resisting moving down with the market
TSLA proving to be the safe haven
>Basically... everything except for actual underlying value. See: TSLA and their P/E
As from my models, in 10 days for such tickers you can have following results: **TSLA** | Current price: **$405.55** | 95% probability range: **$350.43 – $465.71** | If there will be a trigger it could spike up to $481.56 or crash to $346.47. However the main trend is still down/drift. **NVDA** | Current price: **$183.34** | 95% probability range: **$159.78 – $219.93** | If there will be a trigger it could spike up to $209.82 or crash to $160.42. However the main trend is still drift. GOOG | Current price: **$300.88** | 95% probability range: **$259.11 – $314.86 |** If there will be a trigger it could spike up to $328.13 or crash to $279.52. However the main trend is still down/drift. **Looking at these numbers, it doesn’t seem sensible to increase your risk just to chase higher profits in this market.** *Not financial advice, this is just a research for educational purposes.*
Spy puts & TSLA calls for tomorrow im regarded
I have learned that when I trade TSLA, I lose money
because everything Vd? TSLA, for some unknown reason devoid of any logic or numbers, is a megacap stock and megacap stocks follow the market usually. Even 400+ PE stocks with declining financials....
There's plenty to hate with zero politics! He's been underpromising and underdelivering his entire career. Lately he's upped it to gigapromising and microdelivering. While TSLA has only gone up, it's based on hype alone at this point. At this point, their latest vehicle has been an unmitigated disaster. Their next product, as a car company, isn't a car. It's an autonomous robot that's not autonomous. They also say they're discontinuing their core product: vehicles. This is of course following the business principle: "when you become successful, stop doing the thing that made you successful". The prototypical example of this is baseball Superstar Michael jordan, who, not many people know actually started in the nba. So that's a whole bunch of weird stuff that should make you question a CEO's acumen. But wait, there's more! At this point, it's disingenuous to talk about Elon without talking about his politics. He's made himself the face of all of his companies. When you invest in Tesla or any of his other ventures, you're not investing in a company. You are investing directly in elon. He's seen to this for his entire career as a ceo. That worked really well when his image was that of an IRL Tony stark. The brilliant, enigmatic, billionaire who was deadset on making badass products and changing the world for the better. It works a lot less well now that his image is of your brainwashed MAGA cultist uncle who you're ashamed is in your family and do everything in your power to avoid. You're still investing in Elon when you buy into his companies. He's still the flagship product. Except now, 70% of people find that product to be toxic garbage. So no, you can't talk about any Elon company without talking about his politics. They directly affect the stock price and the future of the enterprise.
Initial capital from working in college and cofounding a healthcare AI startup which was funneled straight into a portfolio of 100% TSLA stock funny enough which was another extremely high-risk maneuver that first turned me into a millionaire. This made the startup portion for my real estate not require loans. Currently I have a restaurant and Airbnb business, total gross revenue around $3M/y. I pay myself about $200-300k a year now.
I use TSLA sp to determine the fuckiness meter of thus market
I'm still up $5K on the day (+10%) but the TSLA puts I sold when it jumped to 408 are really burning my dick
Sold my Honda S2000 to buy AMD, NVDA, MU, & TSLA
OMG TSLA finally going below $400?!
Even in this bloodbath, TSLA is 400$. The more TSLA over 400$, the less I know about the market.
TSLA being above $400 is proof that I don’t know anything
TSLA doing everything in its power to not take a fat dive here
TSLA with the regard strength
Remember TSLA is the leader in mobility even though they keep selling less cars every month, 50% of the population hates them, China is squeezing them out and they use a safety driver in their driverless cars which don't work in the rain or at night.
Do ppl not understand the stuff that has run will run and the stuff that has not will not quit pretending like CVNA PLTR TSLA etc is going down and game sucks ass and all the og memes are gonna go up it’s really that easy
Swear ASTS is like TSLA 7 years ago lol. 10% up/down daily
Somehow TSLA doesn't drop lul
TSLA is a hedge against rational market movements
so like, what even moves TSLA these days? is spiking oil good or bad for them? or does it not even matter and it's just going to continue this slow bleed until the SpaceX IPO sends it to either 200 or 700
$TSLA is a joke. SPY down, Tesla flat. SPY up, Tesla up big!! I do not recommend buying puts 🤦♂️
Take that back! TSLA is *not* a company!
TSLA need to get with the program. It’s going down you dumb car company
Market down, $TSLA up. Can't beat the best
TSLA the next tenbagger holding up nicely today
Guys I think TSLA is manipulated
I'd expect TSLA to be on a rollercoaster right now with gas prices, but it turns out they aren't really a car company.
I imagine Musk having like 5 dozen quants hooked up to an amphetamine drip all dedicated to keeping TSLA above 400 until the weekend
I think it’s great that TSLA went completely vertical on news of SpaceX looking at space data centers - which aren’t technically feasible. TSLA: everything is riced in and we only go up. All news is green news. GFY
TSLA we need you to clean out your desk, your MAG replacement AVGO start today. No severance. Don't slam the door.
Lets pump GOOGL & TSLA today
TSLA went up because it's March
Fuck it, gambling my entire life savings and my kids college funds on September TSLA 500c Jan 2027 at open. This shit is going to 600 EOY.
$googl and $TSLA are my 20 year stocks
Been selling puts on $TSLL ever since Elon personally purchased $1bil of the TSLA stock on the open market. Usually get from 0.6% to 0.8% return a week.
$250 to $1500 yesterday, $1500 to $5k and in the morning. Then $5k down to $700 then back to $2k in the afternoon…. Only at TSLA 🫠
? TSLA isn't an ev company
I’m not an EV guy yet but the new Scouts look awesome. Puts on TSLA
You idiots are so unbelievable, bidding TSLA up 3%, what a joke
I look at the valuation and (like TSLA) know somebody big is holding it up, providing a base of support. See #2. So, Then I look at its daily range. If it moves 2% from low to high on average, its a great safe day trade either options or shares, if you use RSI and MACD crossovers for entry and exit.
True. Average Eloncel port: TSLA, WMT, COST. Thats it.
All accurate up to 5. Middle East Sovereign funds have huge reserves to cover temporary cash flow limitations brought on by Hormuz closing...Mostly invested in US treasuries and BTC, in that order. Also: TSLA. Haha. Yields spiking will portend an equity dump, starting with risk-on small caps. But, nobody like selling to cover, so it'll put pressure on Iran to end the hostilities.
So you are saying Costco is a "greater fool" play. Might as well prefer TSLA then...
Imagine selling companies like AAPL and GOOG, and buying a piece of shit like TSLA
What do you think about some UNDERVALUED companies like TSLA? My investing horizon is long term, like 100-200 years.
Fundamentals win 100% of the time except for TSLA and PLTR.
Imagine selling AAPL and GOOG to buy TSLA
Guys I suspect TSLA is manipulated stock
TSLA catching up to metas market cap, imagine getting beat out by a company with no real products making 22x the profits quarter
TSLA +4% whilst googl gets pinned Dafuq is this piece of shit market
damn was -2500 on TSLA calls ended up at +500, will take it
I bought some SPY and TSLA puts, expect the market to rip even more from here.
The fact that a piece of shit company like TSLA is in the “Magnificent 7” is proof of how unhealthy this market still is.
TSLA trades like it cured cancer or something.
TSLA being up 12 pts is comedy
Yep, PLTR and TSLA are tenbaggers
TSLA gearing up to run
That's what I was afraid of, so I'm waiting to get out of the position w/o loss (I'm close) and get TSLA only. I feel their robot Opitimus is gonna build me a new back porch, and garden. Be my doctor and prescribe my meds. Wall-E here we come. I noticed they've shut down a car plant to build robots and have two Gigaplants in TN/MS line (for legalities) here is a [2026 image of progress](https://www.google.com/maps/place/MACROHARD+Colossus+2+by+xAI/@34.9958667,-90.0374472,1197m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5)
Worthless fact of the day: If NVDA traded at TSLA multiples it would be worth 45T.