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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
It ignored Waymo’s expansion to major cities and has an inhouse AI chip which is already outdated in comparison to its competition. But honestly TSLA doesn’t give a f, just ask the homeless bears under the bridge
>just don’t like people that can’t back up their talk with out excuses LMAO...tough guy talking. Put all your money, take out loans, re-mortgage the house and put it all on TSLA if you think it's such a great stock. But you won’t because your a chicken. I done with you Tik Tok troll.
called it last week, oil price nearly doubling SPY near ATH believe it or not it's still calls. the market is more delusional than ever and you're stupid to bet against it. if TSLA is near $400, that tells you all you need to know about average investors. until people are massively unemployed it's going up.
Why is this happening? Why is $TSLA going to the moon? Nothing makes sense. It's like God is telling me being a 🌈 🐻 was wrong all along.
I stay tf away from TSLA. I think it’s grossly overvalued, even factoring in best case scenario self driving tech implementation. But I will never short it. The stock has a mind of its own. Driven solely on hype and vibes. There was a moment in late 2022 where I thought it would finally collapse but alas, here we are in 2026
I’m sorry, what is TSLA doing up 8%
Need TSLA to keep going back down like the overpriced shit stock it is.
Incoming new all time high rally I guess + TSLA 420 is not a meme.
This post will read differently when TSLA is back over $500. But in All seriousness, you hit your number and got your bag.
Amazing - TSLA up $30 in one day. Either everything is perfect or generational bag holders were just created.
I see others say pull the $3k out, I wouldn’t do that. Buy Some Leap calls. Atleast 6 months out. LRCX, LITE, NVDA, WMT, COHR, MSFT Any of the Mag7 besides TSLA. Which ever one where you can get it close to the current price of the stock. Because these are either Down right now or are continuing to reach all new high’s because of Earnings and investments and Forecasted future earnings growth
Added more TSLA 390 calls for tomorrow bring on more ATHs
This reminds me of the days of TSLA 420.69
5 most favorite tickers on WSB 1. TSLA 2. PLTR 3. META 4. ORCL 5. MSTR
I missed 80% of the TSLA gain today and jumped into 4/24 puts just now. I mean, there’s no way it could go up again. Just like I said this morning
I’d like to say I told you so on TSLA
One single TSLA call, buy it 6 hours ago
Selling TSLA calls for a 2x that went on to 30x feels like getting shot.
TSLA is on fire today. Too bad I didn't join the party :/
TSLA stop being a cuck and follow the market
$TSLA red eod would feed my chipotle today
everyone dislikes TSLA except the market, got it
Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We are currently experiencing some turbulence, but the mission to Mars will resume shortly. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Praise Allah. -TSLA probably.
If there is a god, it will make TSLA suffer
Bro TSLA did +6% today, what more can you ask of it?
Wrong, it was TSLA ranking that fucked us check the timing
They’re gonna run TSLA to 400 after all of the 0dtes expire at 330
Breaking- I shorted TSLA and made $
TSLA ripping with other unprofitable tech stocks 😉
Massive balls to long TSLA puts today
TSLA killed me on puts this week but now it’s time to full port calls to get back the donations
RIP that TSLA bitch to 400
Sold my TSLA call this morning for 10% gains. Would har been 100% if I didn’t paper hand like a bitch
So TSLA is ripping because UBS upgraded it to neutral? Is that actually it???
TSLA should announce pivot to AI, the stock will go 10x
It will boost TSLA because Musk has more money to manipulate the market then.
will TSLA poop on earnings?
Was getting very tired of TSLA rising on more of Melon's bullshit, so I bought a couple calls at 11:45. You're welcome, bears.
That right there might be the top folks. When they write about the AI bubble bursting. It won’t be pltr 200 p/e or TSLA going wild with robots or even quantum computing. No it will be the shoe company that bought GPU, said they are AI and it went up 650% and n a day.
isn't it a screaming top signal when absolute trash like TSLA is up 7% for no reason? all the retards are fomoing in to all the retard stocks. this week has to be the top.
Nobody draws lines on charts anymore. I drew a line on TSLA and it looks like it hits 420 eod
guess who sold their TSLA position this morning!
Some whale placed a 15 mil call buy expiring this Friday on TSLA, wtf lol
Y'all remember when TSLA would constantly squeeze couple years ago? Ah, does it feel nice to be back
Those TSLA calls were just free money
You knew it would be time to full port TSLA last week when JPM downgraded it Lmaoooooooooo
Lmao TSLA. Most regarded stock in the world
Market is ripping. MRVL is dumping TSLA up for no reason
Holy TSLA pump, funny i was just looking at it thinking "this shit didnt recover that strong at all, definitely shouldnt buy puts on it"
I'm up over 100% in TSLA calls, could be possible
7% Jesus Christ if SPY hits 700 it’ll be due to TSLA
of course TSLA runs when I don't buy 0dte calls
Hilarious that TSLA will get bailed out and back up over $400 for literally no fucking reason
TSLA squirting in bear mouth lmaooooooo
Perfectly healthy price action on TSLA
Holy hell TSLA. If it gets to 400 buy puts. It'll reject
Pussied out of full porting TSLA 0DTE calls and that watchlist position ran for +1200% 😡
Why the fuck didn’t I wake up this morning and think to myself “I’m going to hit a 120 bagger on TSLA 0DTE calls today”?
Maybe. I don't think that would be the case given how hated TSLA is but we'll see if behavior is different than words
The government start investing in TSLA again or something? Or did some trust fund kid get his inheritance?
TSLA playing catch up, "hold my beer" lol
TSLA earnings report in a week. Insiders probably got the scoop. High oil prices are boosting EV sales more than most realize
TSLA is elevator up slow down
did TSLA release optimus??
Man if you bought TSLA 0DTE calls today you could've been a millionaire
Walt easy Money? Any TSLA call is printing
This TSLA rip is one of the more impressive Tesla beating the expected move by $15 so far. holy fucking shit.
Is TSLA ripping off of some news?
Quick public service reminder to those that may have forgotten: Don't buy puts on TSLA.
With high oil prices EV sales have gone through the roof and TSLA PE will be ~40 now
Ah, the daily TSLA thread, there it is.
TSLA bears always the most brutally fucked lol
Who needs SNDK, MU when speculation king TSLA is back
TSLA 380 calls 0DTE were a 100 bagger today. $.10 2 hours ago, $10.00 now. Anyone hit it?
TSLA added 100B in market cap THIS MORNING because elmo says they have a design for a chip? Makes sense🙃
Fumbled 3k on TSLA 0dtes... Had 372.5c sold at 8.0 Had 375c for .80 sold for 1.80 They're both going for 20.00....
I learned my lesson not to bet against TSLA years ago but it still annoys me to see it pump
Insiders know TSLA earnings are going to blow past expectations
New earnings drop on 22nd. TSLA is a legit tenbagger from here
Bought 25 400c 0dtes on TSLA and made a 100% gain in literally 3 minutes lol
TSLA looks cheap as fuck here at 300x earnings.
That’s why I buy TSLA. To see Redditors constantly get upset about their cynical predictions failing year after year.