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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I want TSLA sub 390 tomorrow
Nah TSLA is unironically the perfect hedge. CEO is a dipshit chud = Republicans like him. Company makes a lot of EVs = Democrats have to play some level of ball with him for policy reasons. Now if Elongated Muskrat himself dies or sells it then yeah it's going to like $15 but don't worry about that
TSLA Elmo fanboys would call that a huge bargain! Very bullish!
Ever get a little tinfoily wondering why basically the WEF wants to pour as many resources as possible into replacing as many humans as possible? Probably why TSLA still has a big valuation, Elon promised to scale AI powered robots that can get the blue collars too lol.
Can we have a similar chart but removing TSLA
Long on PYPL and TSLA
WMT gonna push TSLA out v soon
So what you’re saying is: >!TSLA Calls!<
If you invest $1,000/month for 10 years, that’s $120k contributed. At a realistic long-term return of 6–8% annually, you’re probably looking at something in the $160k–$190k range. Higher if things go great, lower if the decade is weak. The bigger point though is structure. Right now you’re pretty concentrated in individual growth names (NVDA, TSLA, RKLB, AVAV). That could outperform, but it also adds volatility and single-stock risk. If the goal is steady compounding, a heavier tilt toward broad index exposure and less stock picking would likely give you a smoother ride. The consistency of investing monthly will matter more than trying to hit a few home runs.
When TSLA sexrobots? Truely the only thing that justifies this retard strength
I'd be more bullish if green markets didn't also lift TSLA.
These graphs make me hurt inside. First you sequence them UBER>TSLA>NFLX, then UBER>NFLX>TSLA. Then your graphs on the right have different y axes intervals (two are 5B intervals, one is 2B interval). Even the two 5B ones don't match (one is 3B then 8B, other is 5B then 10B).
[TSLA 397.5C gained 6150% in the last 4 minutes. Option volume spiked at the exact bottom. : r/options](https://www.reddit.com/r/options/comments/1rcu7gx/tsla_3975c_gained_6150_in_the_last_4_minutes/)
How the hell is TSLA up today? Crime 🤣
It's pretty much just been a bottomless liquidity container for Elon...and still is, though you can tell he's nervous about that, given his move with xAi/SpaceX and it's upcoming IPO. Seems he's creating another bucket of liquidity for himself as a hedge against the possible dose of reality as it relates to TSLA and the market. That may never happen (market values TSLA realistically), but if it ever does, it'd be painful for him and his goal of being a Trillionaire.
TSLA $400 floor is just insane lmao, buy calls everytime it hits it
Come on TSLA! Back up to 480!
That’s more TSLA, MFST needs a hip replacement
$TSLA has been really quiet these past few weeks. IV is 40% -- never seen it below 70% before.
These are all stocks that went to the moon. OpenAI is the next TSLA times 20+. Like BTC when it was worth a penny
I mean, yes, but that chart seems misleading as hell. Why compare to UBER, NFLX, and TSLA ending 2022/2024? What time period does the OpenAI breakdown encapsulate? Why not compare to rival AI companies like Anthropic, XAI, etc?
Come on TSLA! Back to new all time highs!! Amazing company and leadership!
Why is TSLA pumping harder than MSFT? the fuck is this market
Regards buying TSLA at $405 but won’t buy MSFT at $400
TSLA is green again, what sorcery is this
If TSLA is fake then how come my losses are real 🤔
You need to give TSLA credit where it’s due. Everybody hates the stock but this shit is solid as hell during difficult times.
I love TSLA and its resistance Aint nothing can keep it down All in calls, duh
TER, COHR, ABBY, PWR. These are known. Not well known or popular among typical ai players. God I wish I looked into these sectors 6 months ago. It's like everything was on fire in the background, meanwhile all you heard about, was PLTR, NVDA, and TSLA.
Wish all companies would copy AMD brilliant business model... For instance, TSLA gives me a warrant to buy 1000 shares at 1 cent if I buy an Optimus
Calls on TSLA for AI sex bots that walk ur dog too
TSLA's demise is nigh. 🪓⚔️ 🗡️
TSLA will be intimately tied to NVDA earnings
Many other countries are actually less diversified than this, and market diversification is not a predictor of future performance of that market. That being said, high valuations are a predictor of poor future performance, and several of these companies (especially TSLA) have insane valuations.
Don’t worry. We’ll soon all have our own personal Optimus robots to take care of that. Invest in TSLA to help speed it along.
Guys, TSLA has to crumble at some point, no? Once a big player leaves and bad news breaks out, everyone will rush to the door??? It has to happen and hit <$200 in the next 12 months? How can it not??? Are we missing the chance of a lifetime here by not buying puts?
That's the catalyst for TSLA 8T
sounds like $TSLA needs to go up 17%
because some market moving news became public after hours? TSLA is now down overnight
You're surviving the time entropy? I went the other way, selling (mostly) longer-dated naked calls with high strike prices. It's been easier money than I expected. My "mistake" (in retrospect) was playing it very safe and buying back within days or weeks instead of months. Right now, I'll wait and see if the share price pops back up again. Some examples: TSLA $710 Jan 15 2027 $4260 sell 1/05/26 | 2960 buy 1/20/26 3518 sell 1/22/26 | 2037 buy 2/05/26 TSLA $740 June 16 2028 $10315 sell 12/09/25 | 8470 buy 1/20/26 TSLA $505 Jan 9 2026 $ 700 sell 12/03/25 | 82 buy 12/31/25 TSLA $495 Jan 30 2026 $ 498 sell 1/07/26 | 100 buy 1/20/26 TSLA $475 Mar 20 2026 $ 628 sell 2/06/26 | 180 buy 2/20/26
The stock made an unlikely upward move in the last 4mins before market close such that the call option contract jumped from $4 (when the stock was trading well below the option strike price) to $250 (when the stock price started trading above the option strike price). For a sane person to bet $100k on such a highly unlikely move before the market close, they must have known something. Afaik, TSLA options arent cash-settled (could be wrong here), which makes it more the reason that person had to have known something.
So he got you right with TSLA puts but wrong with SPY calls if you did 0DTE.
Redditors don't like it but everyone of my friends have vibecoded something for work to automate something none of them devs, shit I use it all the time at work to parse stuff, format, read code blocks I cba figuring out, etc. There's plenty of other tools but it's frequently an all in one. That said none of us would pay a penny for it. I imagine their idea is it's similar to spotify/amazon where explosive growth hooks an audience that won't leave. And who ever has the most data centers and best model will be the last man standing forever more. TSLA and shit has shown actually making money is meaningless, so why would this be different
Why is TSLA even higher than MSFT
**VT holdings Top Ten** 4.14% NVDA (US company) 3.5% AAPL (US company) 2.95% MSFT (US company) 2.12% AMZN (US company) 1.82% GOOGL (US company) 1.48% GOOG (US company) 1.45% META (US company) 1.42% AVGO (US company) 1.24% TSMC (International company) 1.12% TSLA (US company) 20% of VT holdings are the top 9 out 10 are US companies…. Hold on let me fix your statement for you >”the clueless and irrational reading is evident, sorry you can’t see it”
Am I tripping, or did this bozo really just compare MSFT and META (both UNDER 25 P/E) to TSLA and PLTR (both OVER 200+ P/E)?
Except you can't build an ecosystem of that scale for tens of thousands of people without it blowing up. Now if that becomes a possibility, even Anthropic itself will be commoditized and so as retailers. Why can't I vibe code an AI that help me create a business like Walmart and organize the logistics? I can also replace human laborers with robots since that was the entire game plan for TSLA and the street bought into it.
Yeah, we shouldn't look like this happened in a vacuum. If I just sold that many calls, I'd be a buyer of TSLA.
yeah i feel like everyone buying NVIDIA, PLTR, TSLA, MSFT, ORCL, META, etc. all way up over 3 years without a real dip (i.e. not orange man related) is just asking for it. why are you buying stocks at 40 PE, or even worse 400? "because you just buy the dip, it's what you do" - it's what you do if you want to hold bags.
I’m considering buying Dec 2028 PUTS for TSLA
Guys I just ran the numbers and I think TSLA might be a flaming piece of shit?
We're in an investing subreddit. As far as FSD -> TSLA valuation is concerned, it is a scam.
I'm waiting for TSLA to just crash and burn. They're entire value is basically speculation still.
Divorced women are the TSLA of people
!banbet TSLA -10% 2w
congrats to MSFT for being now down 31% from ATH, ORCL -60%, AMZN, META and TSLA -20%, AMD -25% you know shit is real when even banks today got murdered today lmao, everyone scared of NVDA ER apparently
Loved that TSLA pump. Allowed me to get out of my calls
Nah. I made some good money of SPX puts but then blew half of it on TSLA 0DTE calls. Should have put it on HIMS
EOD really took the wind out of TSLA recovery. tomorrow is a new day
That's not even bad. I was down more on TSLA last year
https://preview.redd.it/gpw2vwv87blg1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=0341eeeda2e85c1a4feb64949fe9bf2ef26ba41a This is craziest thing I've seen in a long time, TSLA 397.5C gained 6150% in the last 4 minutes. Option volume spiked at exact bottom and some dude out there turned 100k to 6.1M in 4 minutes.
TSLA clawing back 1% in the last 10min… okay buddy
You need to give TSLA credit. This stock is always hated on but during difficult times it holds up pretty well
Appropriate\_Web\_7979 has the sharpest take in this thread. Thesis drift isn't a bug in how TSLA is covered — it's the core mechanism. EV thesis failed, goalposts moved. FSD missed for five straight years, goalposts moved. Now it's humanoid robots by end of year. The tell is that none of this gets priced off fundamentals. It's priced off the probability of a single scenario: Musk delivers something transformative before the core car business deteriorates past the point of no return. That's a binary payoff structure. You're not valuing a car company — you're buying a lottery ticket on regulatory timelines and execution milestones that have been consistently missed. The question worth putting to any bull: at the current market cap, what exactly needs to happen and by when for TSLA to be fairly valued? If you can't answer that with specific milestones and dates, you don't have a thesis — you have a vibe.
Do I hold these TSLA puts? They don’t expire til 3/27….
Atleast TSLA is under $400 as it should be.
TSLA going to rip back above 400
Ah yes my favorite. The TSLA miracle candle
Debating on reentering TSLA puts hmmm
TSLA is down 4,5% and SPY is up now
%TSLA more overvalued than PLTR
Can they stop propping up TSLA? Just let it go sub 390
People hating on 🌽 but holding TSLA like bro all this shit is made up
# looking under the hood of the markets you’d think TSLA would be sub 50 atp but no still around 400 lmaoo
Okay haha you had your jokes TSLA -4.20%
You could say the same thing about TSLA but here we are 🤷🏻♂️
That’s just TSLA being TSLA though. I’m sure it will be up tomorrow for the heck of it
Well the TSLA puts are looking fine
The fact that MSFT and TSLA are over $20 is a crime
Believe it or not, but TSLA calls are literally guaranteed money here
Finally TSLA get down where you belong you POS
I’m still sitting on powder from trimming TSLA at $481 in early December.
Name one. I don't participate in speculation either way. That's the point. TSLA is 100% speculation and to short it requires some confidence in the timing of its correction. That much is very unpredictable and the fact that I'm not willing to gamble on it is in no way correlated with the truth that it's severely overvalued. It has been overvalued for much longer than 6 months - I think it's likely that it will bounce around for quite some time to come. People will absolutely make money on the volatility in both directions but it won't be me.