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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Found the Elon sycophant and TSLA investor. Comment history checks out.
TSLA -10% on Tuesday? But anything bearish for Tsla earnings is actually bullish for the stock? Hmm
I have supported Elon Musk and looked up at him as a great guy since the beginning Even after all the dem hate and attempts to smear him saying he’s a nazi.. I did not believe But now that he and his dad are literally saying if white people lose majority in USA, it will be the end of the world… I’m afraid the dems have finally taken me I can’t even look at him or TSLA the same anymore. I feel like a retard
TSLQ is an ETF that shorts TSLA
!banbet TSLA -85% 4y
https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bw9c8l/goldman_sachs_and_morgan_knowingly_offering_scams/ I was talking about the scams of SMCI a company cooking the books for 9 years. I worked with this company. The stock went from $100 to like 1100 a few years ago. There’s so many obvious scams CVNA, TSLA, SMCI, NVDA too they have a lot weird financing with CRWV, SMCI and other bad accounting. TSLA sales plummeted, China is going to have like sub $6000 EV cars for sale in Canada or probably already in EU, TSLA sales continue to plummet in in every continent. CVNA has a scammer dad cooking the books for another company the son uses since the dad has been barred from securities. If you haven’t noticed there aren’t any rules, it’s scam and probably why a lot of money has flowed to EU and Gold, Silver etc.
Thats not true at all. Shorting has varying interest rates pending the stock, TSLA is very very expensive to short. Especially given the periodic times it does defy gravity to shoot up Shorting is easy as long as you have a margin account. Noone has the timing for when TSLA will drop, and by not having timing, youre just as good as being wrong. Expensively.
Easy, buy S&P, and then short the equivalent of your position in TSLA to offset any Tesla gains. Kind of sounds regarded phrased like that.
I mean in theory, you could buy VOO and the corresponding amount in a TSLA short etf. Not necessarily advocating for it, but in theory you could do something like that.
UBER fundamentals: | Stock | Market Cap | ROE | EV/EBITDA | Net Margin | |:--|:--|:--|:--|:--| | **UBER** | **$177.5B** | **70.6%** | **11.6x** | **33.5%** | **The numbers are surprisingly strong:** - **70.6% ROE** - Exceptional (reflects asset-light model + turning profitable) - **11.6x EV/EBITDA** - Reasonable for 20%+ revenue growth - **33.5% net margin** - Way higher than expected for ride-sharing **Your autonomous driving thesis:** 1. **Bull case**: UBER becomes the platform layer. Waymo provides cars, UBER provides demand. Labor cost elimination = margin expansion. 2. **Bear case**: Waymo/Tesla build their own networks and cut out UBER. **UBER vs TSLA valuation disconnect:** - TSLA trades at massive premium for robotaxi potential - UBER has 150M monthly active users, already operational - If robotaxis are the future, UBER's network is valuable **Risks:** - Regulatory (driver classification) - Competition (Lyft, Waymo, Tesla) - Profitability sustainability (subsidies → pricing power?) At 11.6x EV/EBITDA with 70% ROE and 20%+ growth, UBER is reasonably valued. The robotaxi optionality is free upside if the Waymo partnership works.
Starting Jan 26, Nasdaq will introduce Monday & Wednesday option expirations for select, highly liquid names. Qualifying securities (Q1 2026): • Tesla (TSLA) • NVIDIA (NVDA) • Apple (AAPL) • Amazon (AMZN) • Meta Platforms (META) • Broadcom (AVGO) • Alphabet (GOOGL) • Microsoft (MSFT)
Only stupid if you haven’t gotten rich off TSLA stock yet
If so, I bet Elon will throw a temper tantrum. But, TSLA will still pump for no reason, so calls on TSLA
For that (redacted word) comment I hope everyone sells TSLA for him... Wait no that means his boyfriend can buy more while in office, the same thing he's doing with the tariffs word, market does a sell off and those that are in the know how buy in.
can we donate TSLA to Europoors? It's worth trillions of $
"Breaking News: TSLA is now up to 20% as Canada and Europe announce they're now allowing Chinese electric vehicles to enter at a low rate and tariff free."
I got stuck with 2000 TSLS shares from my calls being slightly ITM last night. Hoping TSLA shits over the long weekend.
To Justify Tesla's valuation it has to either increase Revenue by 15x next year or by 30x over the next 10 years. I want you to understand how insane that is. The entire US taxi & rideshare industry has revenues around $100B. If Tesla took that all tomorrow it's 2x revenues. The tr*cking industry is around 800-900Billion. If Tesla added all of that sales as well tomorrow, that's now 10x-11x revenue. For Tesla to make sense, they have to absorb the entirety of the US trucking and rideshare/taxi industry tomorrow. That's insane. They have to do something impossible by next year + scale there production for it 20x to make sense. If they do all that over 30 yrs, theyre still way overvalued. Even if you think Elon's a genius (he isn't) and TSLA is going to make world changing breakthroughs with insane 40% CAGR over the next 10 years (it hasn't ever and it won't), it's still overvalued by a factor of 4-10x. That's the BEST case scenario.
any chance that TSLA rise 5% next week?
!banbet TSLA 420 6d
Fullporting into space stocks. TSLA is extremely undervalued
The trillion isn’t in dollars and it’s actually worse understanding his vision. These tech billionaires want their companies and crypto to replace governments and monetary systems respectively. He wants a trillion in TSLA stock not for its dollar value - as he keeps repeating he envisions dollars being meaningless in 10-20 years - but to maintain ownership and control of the entity he envisions fully dominating the world in 10-20 years
Let's be real here, the space trade is completely overvalued but some things can remain overvalued for years. I sit here angry that I missed ASTS at $10 and now it sits at $115. But for all we know it could have a TSLA type run and make it to $1500 in the next few years. The question is do I want to bet on retails continued retardation, which I think might be a yes.
Mango back to threatening tariffs, I bought TSLA puts at close 👀
Imagine if 🍈 wins his lawsuit against OpenAI and uses it to buy $100 billion in TSLA stock 🍆🍆🍆
if paywalled Monday and Wednesday expirations have been approved for a specified set of equities under strict eligibility criteria, beginning listing on January 26th. This is a major step toward a complete expiration cycle, enabling 0DTE trading on Mondays and Wednesdays for qualifying names. Initial Q1 2026 tickers: $TSLA, $NVDA, $AAPL, $IBIT, $AMZN, $META, $AVGO, $GOOGL, $MSFT
They both have good balance sheets. There’s companies in the S&P 500 that are much more overvalued IMO like TSLA, PLTR, CVNA
Capitalism and freedom says choices by consumer dictate the market balance. Ya walk next door after testing a Seal or a Han @ BYD, to the TSLA dealer and drive away with the best product. If a BYD Han kicks the Tesla's ass, Elon has updates to do. It is anti capitalistic to close markets off or do protectionism.
Now we will 0DTE on stocks now starting next week on TSLA, NVDA, MSFT. Wow it’s going to get wild
Big Tech drawdowns so far: $NFLX −34% $META −22% $MSFT −17% $TSLA −12% $NVDA −12% $AAPL −10% You would think S&P or Nasdaq is down more than 10% but instead only 2% from ATH
It’s ok to sell your TSLA shares now.
Has anyone heard about SpaceX and TSLA merging? Not sure if it’s true. I heard that could be a possibility. Can’t remember where I saw that though.
Monday and Wednesday expirations have been approved for a specified set of equities under strict eligibility criteria, beginning listing on January 26th. Initial Q1 2026 tickers: TSLA, NVDA, APPL, IBIT, AMZN, META, AVGO, GOOGL, MSFT More 0dte options.
Starlink, Starship, Starshield, Starbase.... $STAR would fit with the current branding. $SPAX would also fit with both Solar City (SCTY) and Tesla (TSLA) tickers just shortening their name.
That might be an issue for some people but I am not a serious trader, I enjoy investing but not sure what I would do with the extra data lol. My roth is almost entirely VOO and QQQ, and my house fund is mostly well known single stocks (GOOG, NVDA, TSLA, AMZN make up over 70%) that I bought off of a hunch rather than any analytical data.
If their mnav ever goes below 1, arbitrage traders will instantly bring it back to 1. The only thing that causes the party to stop, is if they sell BTC. They have 32 months of cash stockpiled to pay out dividends on str, strk and strf, so yeah bitcoin would need to trade "sideways" for three straight fucking years for it to truly crater.😂 inflation is a guaranteed +2% YoY for btc, and that is a very conservative figure. In my estimation it is basically impossible for MSTR to go tits up given the above factors. Dumbasses will get burned on the stock but ain't nobody getting burned on holding btc for 3+ years. Idgaf how many frontpage idiots come in here calling it a ponzi, doesnt shake my conviction for a second. All the data is available on the front page of MSTR'S website, they arent hiding shit. Compared to TSLA, PLTR, and other insanely retarded stocks, MSTR looks like berkshire fucking hathaway. Anytime a post gets to the front page, a windfall of people who have a 3rd grade education and zero idea what they are talking about come in here and call it a ponzi scheme. And it gets upvoted. Tempting to claim its all bots, but its most likely just morons who are incapable of conducting 30 mins of research into how MSTR actually works. STRD is spitting out a 12%yield. When this shit gets widely adopted, and wipes out the annuity market, the bond markets, money markets... Personally id still bet on btc over mstr, its possible other firms will design better products around BTC which is just unecessary exposure and risk for little upside. Just buy btc.
Yeah if someone else follows suit & posts about it it's going to steal OP's thunder when they post loss porn in a couple months showing how they sold & yolo'd it all into TSLA
Who has TSLA sex robot calls?
Biggest thing you'll learn is commit to your findings, it might be slower but there's a reason you decided that stock. I've sold NVDA, TSLA and more a decade too early. Pick things you know and understand and run with it
Just a reminder that TSLA is a complete dogshit company that is making zero progress toward any of their scammy promises to customers and investors
TSLA never goes down on bad news so you're fuk
I bought TSLA puts at close. I think the Canada deal with them importing China EVs could give a quick dip. How fucked am i?
TSLA is asssssss, how come it did nothing today?
Canada made a deal with China to import Chinese EVs at 8% tariffs. Would be bad for TSLA if Canada bought more than 20k units per year but they don't so it's alright I guess.
Yay more returns to TSLA investors. If everyone on here was bullish, no one would make money on TSLA
Go to www whydidmystockdroptoday dot com (sorry can't post links) It will give you the exact reasons why a stock dropped and break out the percentage drop even further. For example, is TSLA goes down by 3.7% it will say: - cuz Elon talked out of his ass (-2.5%) - cuz Trump talked out of his ass (-1.0%) - cuz a Moldovia enacted 400% tariffs on Russian grain imports With that kind of market knowledge you can really time the market for individual stocks. The only thing you need to predict now is when Trump will talk out of his ass again. Hope it helps, happy investing!
#TSLA GANG Members checking in
https://preview.redd.it/7g0f83qp3sdg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7000ee9fca4663a79d479bd117ca626fa98a2e8e The only reason to buy a TSLA and he cooks it.
I’m averaging down on Monday. Just remember how pundits knocked TSLA @ $60, FB as a new issue trading around $32. RBRK is one of these type of situations and NOT competing with CRWD (an actual partnership with CRWD). Buy the stock and forget it. It is a steal @ 11.4 valuation. Screw the guidance crap negativity. They’ll continue to grow subscription. Remember, buy it and forget it. Check back in a year from now.
TSLA opening up Tuesday immediately going to $415 or $460
How did TSLA not go to 0 when eron announced FSD was cooked
TSLA been wanting to breakout but can’t cause the manipulators gotta manipulate
I mean it never exploded into multiples like TSLA or PLTR for example
TSLA cult has infinite money supply fr
TSLA power hour lmao unbelivable
Honestly i might buy some long dated OTM calls. If the only thing stopping Elon from merging TSLA with SpaceX is ethics, then ...
78% chance of TSLA and SpaceX merger is crazy
Wouldnt SpaceX holders be against TSLA merger??
Talk me out of TSLA OTM calls, hedge against Elon actually going along with SpaceX merger
Wtf is that TSLA candle holy shit
TSLA is -2% YTD and loosing steam I think it will revisit $350’s again in the coming weeks
80% of me knows that TSLA and SpaceX merger is not going to happen clear FRAUD. But then again is the richest man on earth, the largest shareholder of SpaceX and known to commit pure and blatant manipulation. How much copium is this ?
Are my TSLA poots safe, did the regarded cult run out money to pump this ?
So realistically I just need TSLA to go to the 440s today to make up for these dumb ass SPX calls
wtf does TSLA even do, they have no new car models, and the most they’ve done in the past decade is a flop and a mild refresh
Believe it or not, buy TSLA calls
So TSLA just gonna keep dropping till earnings. Miss big then rip 20% up anyways? How original
To the regards buying TSLA could you please kindly stop
Wtf that TSLA dip was instantly bought im so cooked...
Gonna need a miracle TSLA -3%
TSLA wants to go to 450
That MKBHD Xiomi EV review is insane. TSLA cant even figure out carplay and here they are able to mirror an overlay of your whole phone wirelessly in their infotainment at half the price for better specs.
I'm holding XDRV which has treated me well so far. The only downside is that it does hold TSLA.
Guhhh TSLA puts were up 70% now only 20...
Cmon TSLA do a regard rocket to 440 at least your tism is weak today
TSLA not ruling out spacex merger just to fuck w the bers is cazy
TSLA, NVDA,META inversed GOOGL, AMZN and AAPL with big moves at open Meanwhile MSFT lol
Fun morning made money on TSLA calls and puts in the first 15 minutes
TSLA w/ that ree strength
Can’t happen. The government and NASA would pull all launch contracts and give them to any competitor available - that isn’t using their speculative stock listing of $TSLA to game the world markets. Plus, regulators wouldn’t allow a rocket company to merge into a car company known for being reckless and an increasing number of people dying in those cars.
Yes. TSM earnings is a preview of how much NVDA is about to crush. And the amount of discourse at the federal level around chip production is a sign this isn’t slowing down in 2026. NVDA, GOOGL and AVGO (replace TSLA with it) are still in a position to have substantial gains even with the multi trillion dollar market caps.
lol this is going to destroy $TSLA
Whomever decided we will have one set of holidays for federal employees but a completely different set of holidays for corporate workers is a dummy. Positions: Short TSLA calls, I will now gladly accept your downvotes
Damn so TSLA is 26% and SpaceX is 28%. I mean we already saw the move it had on TSLA when Elon mentioned spacex last month. I don’t doubt they’ll both rise together when it’s public
MU the new TSLA always going up
What a retard trade... Damn. Imagine if TSLA drops to 200 and then goes to 200 by Jan next year. OP will be broke af to cover those naked positions LOL
Don’t get distracted we are talking about TSLA returns are trash compared to SLV, the company is trash to but that is just my opinion.
Yea just keep buying TSLA puts, will definitely work out
If you had to own one of these for the next 5 years which would it be? Crypto, OPEN, Fake Meat, or TSLA
This wouldve been a winner btw, after OPEX freedom TSLA soars into ER