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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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It behaves like any asset that has already undergone de-risking and shed some excess valuation, like AAPL or PLTR. Others, like TSLA or NVDA are not there yet and so continue to drop.
Damn, with all the bullshit going on I kinda forgot social security's basically running out in a few years. It looks like the running solution right now (instead of addressing the underlying bloated US-only medical and living costs that eat up late-life senior funds, or God forbid raise taxes on the 1%) is to tell future retirees that their checks will be smaller and that they [should invest more in their retirement instead](https://fortune.com/2026/03/19/social-security-only-6-years-left-benefit-cut-better-than-tax-raise/). Basically, "if you don't wanna die in a cardboard box in your mid-70s you better support the dogshit companies in the current market". Keep buying fraudulent trash like TSLA, ORCL, and OKLO if you wanna stay off the streets because the government's too afraid to actually fix our problems if it costs campaign donors money. Man, we *reeeeeally* fucked stuff up somewhere along the line. FDR letting shitheel DNC leadership talk him into dropping Henry Wallace and taking on Harry Truman as his fourth-term running mate was likely the most pivotal event in human history.
Selling 7500 PLTR at 21 Selling 300 Nvda back in 2016 Selling 1000 TSLA back in 2019 Holding Pacb 🤡
Brother let me tell you that Elon used to be the most beloved person to redditors back in the day. This sub couldnt get enough of him and $TSLA.
In this environment I cross-reference Reddit buzz with FinTwit before touching anything — Adanos tracks both and right now NVDA and TSLA are showing outsized mention spikes that don't match their price action. Worth watching before committing size.
Banbet! TSLA 0.0 4w
I’m sitting on powder since trimming TSLA at 481 in December.
That's pretty insane valuation - yet even if they closed on $110b valuation it's still only 3% GOOGL valuation. Not exactly needle moving. And well to get a TSLA valution, TSLA are no longer valued on EV's or robotaxi, it's on humanoid robots <snicker>.
The one thing I'd be worried about there is NVDA (and TSLA but if you're buying that...). They are strictly bound to future purchase orders from TSMC regardless of price. Multiple hyperscalers are coming out with their own chip designs for training. Many of the new or proposed hyperscale sites rely on LNG (especially the ones that are using and building their own powerplants).
I ain't looking. I'm still DCAing all my solid stocks (all the way down) but I'm definitely NOT interested in anything new to consider. My solids? AAPL, BRK.B, COST, GOOGL, IAU, NVDA, RKLB, TSLA & TSM. These, too, shall rise again!
Shoulda went Macrohard with TSLA
Calls on TSLA. It's the next tenbagger
Up about 9%. Been riding around 2-3 negative NDX beta weighted portfolio since January with long put spreads and short call spreads on QQQ, SPY, TSLA, PLTR, IBIT, FIG, MSFT. Mostly long Vega and short theta right now but looking to pivot once I hit some price targets.
TSLA approaching normal PE would be more than funny enough 😁
If we are all going down, can TSLA also go to 0? I want to see Elmos demise before the nuclear fallout hits
Bought some GLD and TSLA today after staying on sidelines for a long time on these two Wish me luck 🙏
It's the same with the other 6. Their stock prices have been inflated to insane P/E multiples: TSLA - 347 NVDA - 35 AAPL - 31 AMZN - 28 GOOG - 27 META - 25 None of these are good value. And in a recession, even if they remain profitable, those multiples contract like crazy.
Can’t really count TSLA everything there is tied to robots, AI, and SpaceX. Besides that, each Mag7 continues to dominate earnings every cycle. Only META and AMZN burn more cash than anybody else
They'll make money, except the multiple to buy those earnings is insanely inflated from three years of OMG AYE EYE. TSLA's earnings are half what they were in 2022, but stock price has doubled. It all runs on vibes, and the vibes are fucking dying fast.
TSLA with the Cybertruck chart.
TSLA was at 415 this week and now at 365
Just opened a couple SPY June ATM put spreads for $2000, max profit $4000. Gonna keep cycling short call dailies next week. Holding 0% long equities. Still short TSLA, PLTR.
Iran will probably be emboldened watching the stock market plummet because of them just like the TSLA protestors were when they were setting cars on fire last year.
BTO 3x TSLA 3/27 385c @2.84ea; Still holding 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @2.78ea;
BTO 3x TSLA 3/27 385c @2.84ea; Still holding 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @2.78ea;
TSLA gonna dip below 300 in April at this rate and 🍈 will need to cry again
Let me see one giant red candle hit TSLA
I didn’t even realize TSLA is down almost 20% ytd wow
1hr and 30mins left for TSLA to go to 360. Please and thank you
TSLA being on track to be $100 off high is increasing the blood flow to my peenr
At least the boomer TSLA bagholders can leave behind a nice loss base stonk to their children
Hey VM, is there anything suspicious in the TSLA price action this week? Any indications that Elmo might be propping it up?
Hey VM, what's the price of TSLA? Is it up today? What is max pain for today's expiration? Do you like feet? What call options do you recommend buying?
TSLA has dropped to a staggering 350 PE. This might be the time to get in!!!
These 2 TSLA puts I had could have changed my life a lil bit, but I had to sell them at open yesterday sigh
I am once again, asking for a huge drop on TSLA so my -99% puts can go to -98%
Drill into close SPY 645 QQQ 580 TSLA 365 🫡
No is this a good spot for me to sell puts on TSLA and start running the wheel
Remember when TSLA stans thought it was going above 500? 😂
Hope you tards got TSLA, they're gonna fuck up that 380 put wall
TSLA gonna go green just watch 😂
!banbet TSLA $380 4hrs
Thought I was cooked for a second there. Tf is going on and can we get a real dump. Need TSLA 365 pls
TSLA for one-day stop being useless.
From the guy who thought TSLA would rocket today because of OPEX.
Gentlemen, my $TSLA short position has almost broken even
Can't win a war with just AI, gonna need some meat puppets on the ground following the orders from the AI Overlords. TSLA 375c 04/02
Cmon TSLA pump 10% lil guy
Found something better than alcohol, drugs, or livestreamed premarital bareback coitus- watching TSLA crater. unngghhhh
Might sell some MSFT and buy TSLA calls. It'll pop back quicker than everything except CVNA.
"TSLA is not a car company, here's my deeply analytical DD"
TSLA goes up if oil is high and goes up if oil goes low. Most manipulated stock in history.
Once again I need TSLA to 0 today
TSLA just hit a 20-day low at $380. That pattern has bounced 59% of the time in my backtests. Anyone buying this dip?
TSLA just hit a 20-day low at $380. That pattern has bounced 59% of the time in my backtests. Anyone buying this dip?
TSLA going to 0 with its punk ahh
TSLA stock price lower than when Elon bought $1B in shares, he should do it again today 🤑
Instead u bought TSLA and GME
https://preview.redd.it/ihq2y29e76qg1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2bf12e07470a5afd91247ce71fe5e06418f66fb Or when you swung calls and see 0DTE block orders for $TSLA tomorrow.
Believe it or not, TSLA calls.
Bought my one lonely TSLA call at 2:40pm. I’ll see a spike that allows me to profit
I think I’ve unhinged shitpostsd enough, I hope I was able to make you guys laugh Goodnight WSB TSLA 385C
Great company. I personally spend a ton of money each year on AAPL products, and I was waiting to upgrade an M5 Ultra with 512 GB for exactly this reason (who knows if it will even get released at this point). The reason I only kept AAPL at market weight within the Mag 7 is two-fold: - They have the highest valuation of any Mag 7 (besides TSLA). - They have the lowest growth rate of any Mag 7 (besides TSLA). From Fiscal.ai, but other sources tell a similar story: | Stock | Trailing P/E | Forward P/E | Revenue CAGR (3 yr) | Dil EPS CAGR (3 yr) | |:--|:--|:--|:--|:--| | NVDA | 36.4 | 24.2 | 68.8% | 86.2% | | AAPL | 31.5 | 28.4 | 4.0% | 10.3% | | GOOGL | 28.3 | 25.5 | 12.5% | 33.4% | | MSFT | 24.3 | 21.4 | 14.4% | 21.1% | | AMZN | 29.1 | 26.3 | 11.7% | 198.3% | | META | 25.8 | 19.5 | 19.9% | 39.8% | | TSLA | 352.1 | 181.1 | 5.2% | (-33.2%) |
Not feeling too good about tomorrow for my TSLA calls
Elon promises magic beans will end work forever, Dow moons 10k points, and TSLA becomes the most profitable company in cosmic history because every Frieren fan finally found something even dumber than claiming 1000-year-old elf lolis are “perfectly legal waifu material,” you pathetic pedo-weeb regard.
Not feeling too good about tomorrow for my TSLA puts
That's also why TSLA can't hold $400
Funds rotate capital, dumping one stock and pumping another to make a market in it, and you won't know ahead of time which sectors will be popular, but sooner or later they all take a turn. If AI starts to grind to a halt then space and quantum stocks will likely be a "future" pump target. We're seeing RKLB and others only today heading up as the rest of the market fell. So I'd say don't bet against a sector, fundamentals mean less now than they ever have in some areas. One thing to look at is institutional ownership. TSLA is an interesting reference point, in that it isn't the next big thing in anything any more, yet it's stock stays pumped due to fans and institutional ownership (plus when it runs you can get a decent return on your calls in short time!). TLDR: I wouldn't.
I really hope TSLA can fly tomorrow so I can make a little scratch 😏
"Elon promises magic beans will lead to no one having to work anymore; Dow up 10k points and TSLA becomes most profitable company in the history of the universe".
The market can stay dumb longer than you can stay solvent. Look at TSLA its worth like 43 million for every 100k the businesses brings in.
TSLA is going sub 350, you heard it here first.
SNDK is the new TSLA
TSLA fair value is $7
I usually decide on the fly based on how the market’s moving, but I’ve got TSLA, META, OSCR, AMZN, and HOOD on my radar. Been contemplating ORCL as well beaten down quite a lot.
Im buying calls for 2027 and 2028 for any electric car company i can find... & 🖕 TSLA..They are NOT it.
Should’ve held those TSLA calls they’re going to be worth a lot more tomorrow
TSLA calls at close were the play. No reason for that dip.
Full port TSLA calls lol!
Sold my 🚗 can’t afford gas prices. Going all in on TSLA and flip to SpaceX in June.
##in the future you can only drive TSLA's because we blew up all the oil in the world for funsies.
TSLA is still 90% over valued
##I see the market is rotating into the security of OTM TSLA calls and Bitcoin.
I rolled deep ITM TSLA covered calls all year. I only collected about ~$24k in credits from rolling, but the realized gain from the option closes shows ~$43k. Robinhood says this is normal because each roll realizes gains separately. I want to sanity check if that logic is correct.
TSLA reached 380 way ahead of MSFT
Whenever TSLA opens red it’s typically bought up and rallies intraday. Not today. Retail exhausted? They’re going to dump this shit so hard tm?
Is TSLA a multi-generational wealth opportunity at the current price?