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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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It has nothing to do being woke lol. Ppl on this sub have been hating on TSLA for the longest now. It’s a meme stock with no fundamentals, running on nothing but straight bs. No I did not buy puts
Fuck me I got TSLA puts
TSLA fading. Prices not seen since Monday
TSLA did not beat it's earning hahaha, that shit is as fake as fuck ...
all the regards celebrating TSLA earnings are still gonna lose money on IV crush
TSLA same P/E and stock price The day it'll fall will be the mother of all Clifford's lmfao
Took my loss on TSLA short. Prepare for it to drill
TSLA to the 🌙 then quickly back down
spy flat despite TSLA surging. very interesting.
TSLA just released the Epstein files.
When even TSLA is pumping, you know bers are absolutely cooked no matter what
Of course TSLA will go up bitches because oil is too expensive duh
TSLA misses earnings, but this market only knows how to PAMP
Even if the numbers were bad TSLA wouldn't go down so why would u short it lmao
These woke kids big mad at TSLA gains for sure. Cry more kids
Looks like TSLA cooked the books effectively
yep- TSLA calls were the most obvious play on the planet. So obvious that I almost inversed myself.
TSLA pumping? #SIGH ^(and no I don't have puts. Just disappointed)
Almost enough to turn my TSLA shares green
Don't worry if you missed TSLA. The real money is playing the inevitable correction.
TSLA big miss and green as fuck. Predictions are too easy
To keep the TSLA someone should hide Elon so he doesn't speak at the Earning Call lol. No seriously....
Fuckers downvoted me for saying full port TSLA
#TSLA TO 1000 forward P/E
TSLA pe gonna be higher then share price
wtf did TSLA announce the second the market closed?
Ah, good TSLA numbers. Doesn't matter, this only goes up on every numbers.
Whoever bought TSLA puts, get in line behind the Wendy's dumpster
Quick little TSLA call before close 🤌
TSLA Tesla Q1 Earnings Adjusted EPS $0.41, est. $0.34 Revenue $22.39B, est. $22.19B EPS $0.13 vs. $0.12 y/y Gross Margin 21.1%, est. 17.7%
TSLA not at 400 even lmao
Let’s use those CAR lotto winnings and pump TSLA bois 👏🏼
Looks like TSLA pivoted into a sneaker company that builds AI infrastructure.
No stake in the game but I hope TSLA shiets the bed lmao
Dang what is this TSLA dildo
TSLA! Everything IS computer! Thank you Baron!
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VM are both TSLA puts and calls fucked
If TSLA hits 420 tomorrow I will name my cat Elon
TSLA just pamp it!!!
What time do TSLA numbers usually get reported?
TSLA when they beat earnings: look at how great of a car company they are TSLA when they miss earnings: it doesn't matter they're not a car company
Bought TSLA calls- I feel dirty AF.
So my TSLA call I bought earlier today has literally increased in value and the stock has only decreased, is this indicative of a massive IV pump leading up to earnings?
TSLA about to do the funniest thing
So TSLA gonna shit the bed soon as I bought
2 mins to flip a coin on TSLA
TSLA puts cuz I know they’ll… beat
My butt is clenched for TSLA earnings. I’m either depressed or on cloud 9 when they report
Just please let me part of one of those crazy TSLA pumps where it goes up 20% over the next two days. PLEASE $450 by end of week.
TSLA you sack of 💩 why won’t you go up
I think TSLA can pump here if they announce a new way to refine retardium
VM what do you think you filthy clanker? SNDK puts seem obvious here. Closed TSLA puts for 15% gain. AMD puts are killing me but I'm going to keep holding. NTR calls disappointing today, was up 20% at open for a slow bleed to breaking even. The theory for NTR calls is far from dead.
If you want to invest in this market then MAG7 (except TSLA) may be the safest place out there. Most of them are already down alot so the upside may be better than the downside 🤷
Was thinking about TSLA, TSM and SOXX
Someone really doesn't want TSLA to go down before close, instant buy back up, as it falls
VM what is the expected move for TSLA earnings report
10 minutes until the TSLA reality vortex show
VM whats the probability TSLA goes past 400 for earning
Whose ready for some TSLA accounting shenanigans???
swinging my spy puts. TSLA going to drag us down.
You’re watching a company called CAR go on a meme run while TSLA the original meme run is reporting earnings and buying puts? Brother I hate TSLA as much as the next guy but he’s gonna say AI, SpaceX, sex robots and whatever else to pump it
Just purchased TSLA calls. Expect it to dump today.
The premiums on TSLA weeklies is hilarious. No thanks.
TSLA is 100% going to moon. Earnings doesn't matter for the company and Leon showed that he can provide any sort of fantasy in the guidance and the market will "believe" it. There's NO downside when it's not reality based.
Could TSLA be the catalyst for the reversal back to 690
TSLA will either: Stay flat Pump Dump That’s all I know
!banbet TSLA -10% 24h.
just shorted 1000 TSLA shares. its going down AH
Ok I bought TSLA puts. We all know what that means
Puts on TSLA look cheap. Probably lighting money on fire
you'd be better off choosing red/black than calls/puts on TSLA today
TSLA options IV doesnt seem high enough 👀
VM is TSLA beating earnings or not?
I have TSLA and SPY puts so you may as well tell me now if you want fries with your veggie burger
If TSLA Beat and pump +4% then I think we'll keep pumping tomorrow and probably stop when INTEL got kill after Earning.
TSLA going to 694.20 after earnings call. Book it.
Fine, dual yoloing into IBM and TSLA
Shorting TSLA on a hunch of an EPS miss is a mental illness btw
Will TSLA bring down the market AH? Lmao
Prediction market betting coming to reddit. Got that beta update sht wants me to pay to choose if TSLA goes up or down for earnings
!banbet TSLA 430 4h
VM thoughts on TSLA call option
How the fuck can TSLA be worth $1.4T. Shit company, tainted brand.