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If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
What I learned from almost blowing up on a 0DTE options trade
UBER as an autonomous vehicles play (or "Physical AI Hype Cycle" play)
TSLA had 17 flow alerts and $890K in premium today. Lost money. INTC had 4. Made 13%.
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Verified my portfolio app's math manually — $57.9K US portfolio, +25.7% — here's the full breakdown
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 4 2026
Is Alphabet (GOOGL) the strongest company in the world?
I only had one losing day this month, but my total profit still increased by $352,178. Thanks to the market and those who helped me, I want to share this joy.
Steve Madden shoes (SHOO) outperformed NVDA, PLTR, AMZN, MSFT and TSLA
My Magnificent 7 DCA Portfolio
Going Full regard 🥦 on TSLA. 🦾🦿Borrowed 300k+
Top AI Companies Agree to Pentagon Deals for Classified Work
Just crossed half a million. Thank you Big Techs for buying all the rams.
Is there a short term run in TSLA?
How Good Is Robinhood For Big Portfolio Amounts (>1 million USD)?
I stopped tracking 20+ stocks and my trading got better… curious how others approach this
Follow-up: After headfake, $TSLA earnings play worked - long vol was the winner!
Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq slide as oil rises
TSLA Q1: Solid margins, but Energy missed hard. Thoughts?
TSLA's post-earnings move is still within the previously implied expected move of ± 5.62%. What are your thoughts on tsla earnings performance this time around?
10 mistakes that kill small options accounts (under $500)
3 straight wins! Tesla Inc. breaks 400; Lumentum Holdings Inc. & SanDisk Corporation swings fully captured—profits locked in!
BOUGHT TSLA FOR EARNINGS TODAY - 400 calls expiring on FRIDAY - LETS HOPE THE CONFERENCE CALL GOES WELL
NEWS | Check Tesla's Expected Move Ahead of Earnings. What percentage move do you expect for TSLA after earnings?
If you had to choose one of TSLA or NVDA for the long term, which would you pick?
A $337K Bet on the Future: The AI Stack + Space Thesis
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | April 20 2026
Any one else feel disappointed they didn’t make more on this rally?
I don't really know where this hype come from
$TSLA $700 to +$36,000 with 0dte calls within 1.5 hours.
I don't really know where this hype come from
So I Bought TSLA Puts Yesterday...
Do not buy Puts I repeat do not buy Puts!
Mentions
Elon rotating out of TSLA and into SPCE
TSLA pre market what’re u doin
What do rockets have to do with the stock? Obviously TSLA stock price has nothing to do with the sale of electric cars. It's more of a belief that Elon Musk will stay extremely rich and powerful. Ni expect the stocks to drop if Democrats take Congress.
I sold all my MU last fall. For years I was burned on MU calls. When I finally recouped all my money I sold. I’m an idiot. Also sold all my TSLA in 2019 to buy an ATV
P/E ratio of Mag7 TSLA: 400x AAPL: 37x NVDA: 32x AMZN: 32x GOOG: 28x MSFT: 26x META: 23x Lmao. This has been going on for so long btw. Musk is just that guy. SPCX will go to $5T probably.
I thought so too, then watched TSLA rip while sales cratered and China was printing new EVs by the minute. People are dumb. This stock is dumb. The idea of this working is dumb. Hence I'm all in.
SPCX IPO will result in Elon fan money moving from TSLA to SPCX. bearish TSLA But Elon is rumored to buy back TSLA ownership through SPCX gains. bullish TSLA But to be able to do that he might have to let TSLA devalue first. bearish TSLA But the whole market is euphoric. bullish TSLA
Sold all 1500 (split adjusted) TSLA stocks I had when the price was $30 (split adjusted). It happens.
This comment was from 8 hours ago. You're really spamming anyone that mentions TSLA and spam them with your puts?
TSLA. Good luck with that one mate! 🤣 No hype behind it anymore, same as crypto. AI is the new cool kid on the block. If someone wants to own Elon now they are gonna buy stocks of his favourite company: SpaceX. Super bearish on Tesla here
!banbet $TSLA $400 1W
Tesla is cooked tomorrow at open TSLA & INTC poots
I don't know what to buy here, but I know what to sell: TSLA INTC AMD
The Space X IPO play is shorting TSLA or buying puts on TSLA. A lot of retail cult followers of Elon will sell their TSLA shares to buy SpaceX.
The Space X IPO play is shorting TSLA or buying puts on TSLA. A lot of retail cult followers of Elon will sell their TSLA shares to buy SpaceX.
Slightly old head here. That all makes total sense, but it has 0 bearing in the face of events like GME, RKT, TSLA, BBBY, LULU, ZM, AMC list goes on. We're looking for +20-100% days here. Fundamentals are out the window. But if you are gonna play, be ready to say goodbye to your money real quick.
Mag 7 money leaving GOOGL, TSLA and going all in on MSFT, IGV to the moon
SpaceX is reliant on their StarLink internet for cash flow, which frankly now works. If you had bought a sailboat from your TSLA earning's, you'd know that.
Whoever made this is the goat. Also people forget what a good hype man Enron is.. I mean look at TSLA. He just hyped it up each time saying self driving and robots . Why couldn’t he do it with SpaceX. Also fk elon musk
Branson should propose a SPCE/TSLA merger just to fuck with Elon
It's not just about SpaceX. Musk is moving to consolidate. He will acquire it into the X holdings company and pump up TSLA's market cap. He'll get his big pay package. It'll happen \~1 year after the IPO, to minimize capital gains tax issues that shareholders would argue against.
Apparently this market really is that easy. Calls rn on software, hardware, memory. Google not going anywhere since big run. Meta poised to run . TSLA I have no clue
Yeah he lost me there too, and then pivoted to “it makes sense because of the car market”… TSLA ain’t trading at 208x forward because of the auto market…
Cool. Then take away the revenue from autos and show me the revenue vs costs for the rest of whatever the fuck TSLA does and then show me the revised PE of 2,000 or something.
Yeah. He had me there. If you think TSLA’s valuation makes sense but you can’t make sense of SpaceX… it’s like some retard version of inception.
Lol, TSLA isn't worth half it's market cap. It produces 10x less revenue than established car companies, but is somehow worth 10x more. The only way they are worth anything close to the cap is if everyone buys an electric car and they somehow dominate the entire market, which they currently have no path to achieving. I've heard they're valued as such because they're "not just a car company" and have "uh, robots and stuff", even though they've never shown a meaningful business outside cars. SpaceX isn't worth shit either. I can see a future space industry being massive, but we're still decades from that generating meaningful revenue. No idea why the market let's Elon away with this shit. He's a shitty CEO, but I guess he has enough connections to big money that it balances in his favor.
TSLA needs to get to abojt $25 by Eow.
I have no idea about these new rules or how price discovery will work... but I assume it will be a lot like TSLA, but with negative governance/accountability and investor oversight. SO I kinda assume the first tranche will be all exit liquidity for early investors, etc., but this market is so out of bounds with reality, I just don't know...and there is still a shiton of capital (dry powder) in the system, and where else are you going to get those returns quickly, not the EU, not maybe SEA...?
It can stay elevated indefinitely. Look at TSLA.
you know there's a chance that, even after its meme implosion, SPCE could still be the better investment compared to SPCX, right? Think about it. SPCE floor is probably around $5-6 anyway, while SPCX valuation is crazy. Not saying it can't become another TSLA, but what if "this time is different"?
you know there's a chance that, even after its meme implosion, SPCE could still be the better investment compared to SPCX, right? Think about it. SPCE floor is probably around $5-6 anyway, while SPCX valuation is crazy. Not saying it can't become another TSLA, but what if "this time is different"?
Is there TSLA news? Did it hit 500 in Asia?
TSLA puts, SPCE calls
TSPCX price is down. Why would anyone want any of this stock? I bought TSLA when I "believed" Elon. Then he said he was gonna pay a dividend and all these other promises about his other companies: Boring co., Starlink, etc... After a couple years I quit believing him and sold my TSLA at $450 and invested into "real" companies. SPCX isn't attractive. It seems he wants to offload what private equity doesn't want or need...from [fintel.io](http://fintel.io) The share price as of April 6, 2026 is 21.98 / share. Previously, on June 2, 2025, the share price was 25.69 / share. This represents a decline of 14.44% over that period.
The fuck is TSLA on there with it?
>I know the actual allocation to SpaceX is expected to be a small fraction of your total passive holdings This kind of defeats the entire point you're trying to make here. Soaking up some tiny percentage of SpaceX dogshit into your 401k is not going to damage your retirement in any noticeable way, especially if you're properly allocating with stocks and bonds. There's not even any guarantee it'll crash, either. TSLA still hasn't, and that trash is likely a larger proportion of your 401k than SpaceX is ever going to be.
Not that this is a bad suggestion, but AVLC does hold a small amount of TSLA. It is something like 0.81% of its holding.
I wouldn’t bet against the stock for any of these reasons. I think it’ll behave exactly like TSLA and will make zero sense.
Sure, I have no doubts it will be successful. It'll make records and the stock will soar. But eventually the music will stop. It hasn't for Tesla yet, but both SPCE(X) and TSLA will eventually fail.
NVDA is the only reality based stock. TSLA is propped up by foreign interests paying Elon for favors via SpaceX and Starlink. It’ll come out sooner or later.
Did anything happen to TSLA?
Last night I woke up refreshed at 11 PM, all was quiet and tranquil Made my night coffee, it’s sophisticated aroma filling up my kitchen Fired up my automobile (Toyota Camry 1997) Traffic lights turned green as I drove through Arrived at the Wendy’s Articulately ordered my nutritious meal Wage slave gave me an extra order of fries Sipped on my Coke as I free home Parallel parked because I have all the time in the world Took a bite of my savory meal Thought about my TSLA calls and my pending retirement to the Maldives on Monday
You might be right, but you must keep in mind that this kind of logic flies contrary to the efficient market hypothesis, and what passive investing at its core is suppose to be about. The S&P 500 actually has discretion, and for TSLA specifically, the S&P committee exercised that discretion, and waited until well after the profitability thresholds were hit to add it. Likely their logic was similar to yours. Nasdaq on the other hand, with a more rules based approach, added TSLA years earlier. And the result? S&P500 investors lost a lot of money compared to Nasdaq 100 investors due to buying TSLA later. And the reasoning here essentially amounts to stock picking, and to no ones surprise, the S&P 500 additions committee isn't great at stock picking.
I never said UNH is not a fucked up company. I’m telling you, most companies in the US right now are corrupt and don’t have people’s best interests in mind… like META and AMZN and TSLA, etc… therefore your high morality to criticize how retail people like us are making money in the stock market is somewhat (if not full on) hypocritical. And if you defend those other companies saying they just make cars or phones, then you are plain naive and ignorant.
Did anything happen with TSLA?
I reason I would not invest in TSLA sealed it for me. I mean Elon is the white elephant waiting to get full control of what he believes is rightfully his company.
Selling covered call LEAPS and betting against TSLA tech bros. Getting roughly 12% pretax. Throwing into precious metals for security for the next few years, just don’t see how this doesn’t end with currency inflation and a repricing of hard assets over the next 2-5 years.
Why would anyone (bag)hold TSLA stock, if they didn't want Musk to direct the company??? It's a cult stock - the stock price makes no rational sense for an unbiased investor.
Just like for TSLA. I bought early, lost my shirt. Hated the overvalued stock so much I wouldn't buy in again. Lost the opportunity to claim any of the later profits. That's just how I roll.
TSLA spacex merger abruptly shifted the tone from 500c to 420p
And people believe there is no way he’s going to meet the milestones required for his trillion dollar payout, at least those who take the time to read the details of the package rather than just assume he’s making $1T. People who oppose the package are idiots. If he makes it, it means TSLA investors will make 1,000% from current levels.
Adbe popped a little. Should’ve switched to TSLA puts after the announcement.
I have way too many calls in NOW, ADBE, TSLA, HOOD, and TQQQ
If people followed the money instead of their own personal bias, they could have quadrupled their money in TSLA. I get why he’s a polarizing figure, but to dismiss his accomplishments is dumb.
Not really, it just has a TSLA-style valuation based more on what it could be than what is actually is at this point in time
You wanna see a bubble you should check TSLA or Space X valuations (directly comparing TSLA to BYD is especially hilarious)
Even if TSLA starts selling literal shit and call it moon dust, the stock will double from here.
Lets be honest. Voting Musk out is a terrible idea. If you are fed up with him, just sell the stock. TSLA is worth more than every other automaker combined. If you kick musk out, I think it drops 90%.
I only trade TSLA, I would never hold shares because it's a dog shit company.
There are extra voting shares for TSLA in the SpaceX IPO (SPCE) so if enough people buy shares of SPCE, your plan might actually work
Smart person wouldn’t buy TSLA stock either, if the products they sell are so “bad”
Sooooooo when is SpaceX buying out TSLA?
So, I'm still waiting for the Tesla bubble to pop. 2020 was their first profitable year. Revenue was 31.5B and their valuation was 793B. 2025 they had 95B in revenue and the TSLA valuation is 1.7T. Their PE is comical. It's all about the feels and where people think the company will go. Feels > Reals.
I actually wonder if SPCE will make TSLA drop. Figure people will be pulling from one to dive into the other
Yeah, I swing trade TSLA options fairly often, but day trading them is a different beast entirely. The spread and IV can really eat into your profits on those quick trades, especially if you're not getting fills exactly where you want. Sounds like you've got a decent system going with cutting losers quick, which is 90% of the battle. For a more consistent income play, I've been following a rules-based strategy focused on selling ES puts in confirmed uptrends. The guy behind PutYield shares his weekly trades via email with charts and broker screenshots. It's a slower, more mechanical approach, but the win rate is insanely high because it waits for the right setup. Might be a good complement if you're looking for something less frantic than scalping 5-minute candles. What's your typical profit target on those short trades? Just trying to gauge your risk/reward.
400 PE trash, just like TSLA
Look at TSLA stupid people have lots of money
I think TSLA's FSD is actually working for the most part, so that might become a reality in our lifetime
You can buy puts if you want but I wouldnt bet against Elon’s companies, look at the valuation of TSLA despite everything. SPCE might have the same level of hype.
Reading that S1 was the most mind-blowing shit ever... It was basically a "We are going to rob you if you're dumb enough to invest". But I mean, look at TSLA: the company is a fucking stock; the stock is the actual product... the same will be for SpaceX. Once SpaceX eats the dick, he'll roll it all into one giant company and start a new grift.
It is nothing like TSLA. It is growing at a breackneck pace and already making an order of magnitude more revenue. TSLA sells cars that look like shit and are 10 years behind the industry leader, has entered negative growth, and its valuation never made sense to begin with. Anthropic's valuation is extremely reasonable. Tesla should be less valuable than Toyota's Italy division.
No. Elon changed it. And he changed the name of SpaceX to Virgin Galactic. He's also going to change "TSLA" to "LADA".
Why you gotta tell people shit that’s not true? I said space would be shit and TSLA puts
Can retail afford to prop up 2 companies? I have wondered if this will break the camel's back. Some might sell TSLA to jump into the new.
You can ask ChatGPT for questions like this. There is no official confirmation that SPCX or TSLA will merge into SPCE. Recently, the space sector like RKLB and ASTA has seem some pumps. SPCE might experience a similar experience like AMC since so many Redditors are pumping it.
what about TSLA - NBIS - RKLB - ASTS - NVTS - MU - SNDSK and then soon Spacex and OpenAI
Will SPACEX ISSUE 1.6TRILLUON IN STOCK 1 WEEK LATER TO BUY TSLA, DILUTING THE FUCK OUT OF TSLA AND SPACEX
Well the piece of shit company TSLA still trades at 10x worth so why not this one?
It is like TSLA bigger than the entire rest of automotive industry
TSLA did not have 2.2trilloon evaluation you buffoon. Do you know what valuation is?
Dude you cannot cherry pick. Otherwise I will say "look at what TSLA, 400x since IPO"
TSMC or AVGO should replace TSLA in mag 7
Hidden gem of spaceX ipo I think, everyone regarding over space stocks, Elon says some dumbass shit about a TSLA SPacex merger and bam we back at 500
I'm not betting against Elon. I learned my lesson with TSLA
You’re shorting AAPL which still has earnings growth and has shocked people on revenue and earnings growth for decades bc it has a 37x forward PE when TSLA is right there at 220x forward PE and has had earnings growth stagnate. Maybe you’re making the right call maybe not, I’m not a financial advisor and this isn’t financial advice, but it seems like a wild move to me.
Im not sure I get it, why sell covered calls if it’s on a bullish impulse? Also whats OTM and How would you go about selling covered calls of TSLA ARM and AMD? I have been buying and selling shares of AMD but have only been making a few bucks each time at most
I would mainly do VTI. You’ll probably outperform yourself doing single stocks and a lot of other investors. I would sell TSLA, particularly if you’re up. It’s getting more mature now and priced for perfection like your Tesla will not just be a robotaxi, but mine bitcoin, and create energy while driving so you can sell it back to the grid and Tesla gets a cut of that. I’m skeptical of bitcoin. I think now during a pullback, you could buy and sell when it goes up and put profits back into VTI. UEC has a good thesis with need for energy going up much more than normal. They’re also not profitable that this point, which makes them very risky. How much would you pay for someone to lose money for you with the hope that they’d bring you a lot of money in the future? Once investors have a change in sentiment with unprofitable companies, they can go way down real fast.
Elon is a politically charged figure and holding investments in his companies draws the ire of activists. This pension fund subsequently sold half of their TSLA right before the stock took off. https://calmatters.org/newsletter/elon-musk-calpers-tesla-divestment/ https://www.baystreet.ca/stockstowatch/19606/Largest-US-Pension-Sold-Tesla-Stock-And-Bought-Costco
Yeah, i have been thinking about TSLA and SPCX merger, but can't figure out benefit for anyone. TSLA is grossly overvalued - 400x PE - and SPCX expected at 54x PE (incl the govt contract). Not sure what benefit SPCX will have acquiring or merging with TSLA.
But lately, TSLA is more of a meme-behavior than actual stock growth - compare it to Nasdaq companies. I would say TSLA has seen the highs for a long time. Sure, they are still good at pumping on narrative. But it‘s more and more damped.
Because TSLA is owned by the richest guy in the world who by the way is a competitor to ASTS and is better. He’s also much more influential and buys more leverage than whoever runs ASTS