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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I hear TSLA tried to smuggle tech to China, but they didn't want it.
At least TSLA is green ....wait that TSLZ. Never mind
Dailies are a massive gamble, but they are useful in elevating from 20 bucks to a few hundred. 230 to 4pm qqq daily you can buy an 8 dollar call and catch a massive bounce and ride it to like 40 or 50 bucks - if you want to hone your skill and discipline don’t fill port your 20, you basically have 3 chances of catching a bounce and multiplying As far as weeklies go, some highly volatile or extremely low volatile stocks will catch an early fade in the day a few percent, if you’re starting with 20 bucks you can play bounces on the low dollar stocks An alternative, for example, if you wanted to say by puts on TSLA but you are broke, you can buy calls on $tslq and other etfs on high nominal dollar stocks for exposure. Golden rule, never full port and never DCA a losing trade, if you want to win back your losses seek a different trade so you avoid being trapped
On the plus side, TSLA is down 25% over the past 3 months Only 75% to go
Saudis dumping it to pay for more interceptors. They'll be back. TSLA 375c 04/02
Seems like a safe bet. I also think TSLA will exist in 7 days.
Agreed, I actually had some minor losses last week and I’m pulling out for now. This is not a fundamental driven market If course with AI or $TSLA you could argue that point 3 years ago.
Not sure if you meant that to sound condescending or not, but it was a request for people who are knowledgeable or have specific investments they have made to share their knowledgeable and opinions. Yes, a YouTube video is not sufficient to make an informed investment. But it has made be bullish in the sector which is why I would like to have some of my "long shot" money involved. Another example would be self driving automotive technology. It's a specific sector that has potential to grow immensely. If you are bullish on self driving technology as a growth industry, you could invest in companies that are involved in it like TSLA or GOOG, etfs that commit to the sector, like DRIV or moonshots that may make a dent like LIDR. Being bullish on the sector is the starting point. Now I would like to delve deeper so I was hoping to start a discussion with like minded investors.
I used to own TSLA so I can understand the hype, and I’m buying MSFT too. But WM is literally garbage, I don’t understand how that has a higher multiple except maybe like in a hipster way.
That's dumb but I'm all for it if you're dumping your TSLA and PLTR
Buying SMCI by selling all of my TSLA and PLTR gains yolo
TSLA should see an uptick in ev sales this quarter and next with all the crazy gas prices
For sure. I also bought TSLA in 2019 and sold a couple of years ago for like 30x. I've had several stocks like this in 25 years of investing. Lost lots too but they were a fraction overall compared to the wins.
I bought May puts at ATH in mid-december. breaking even now LOL Difficult to see where the market takes TSLA this year. BEVs in general are bullish thanks to the current sitch but Elon's $1T+ market cap isn't based on that thesis. Loss of customer faith in Elon's taxi promises + a double tap by QQQ flows could bring TSLA down to a $100B market cap I guess, or $300B if we count all the other business, so $100 p/t.
At what price would you cover TSLA short position?
I lost $6k on 8-month TSLA puts that expired Friday. Consider it tuition and learn from your trading mistake.
bought the “dips” https://preview.redd.it/kjbuva8lhmqg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89bc79c77dfa34b9620a75c4138366e941ed6a2d Bought TSLA at 366 NVDA at 172 ALAB at 117 RKLB at 68.35 VST at 145
Biggest loss for me was about $2.5k on short TSLA position. That one hurt.
liberation day was legit. i enjoyed buying those dips. i had one TSLA call that fucking made me like 30k. it was fucking wild.
Signals don't matter. What matters is what wealthy people have sunk their money into. Look at TSLA...that should be a penny stock at this point.
Can we see TSLA sub 300 this week?
With these gas prices, EVs are making a comeback!!! $TSLA to the moon
TSLA pump 10% on monday or you will all pay me social security
I've been paying premiums on my short position on TSLA since 2018. We'll see who is going to have the last laugh Mr. Musk!
You give me hope that one day my TSLA OTM PUTs will print
Yeah exactly this. I’m well ahead, but I bought NVDA forever ago, TSLA as well, and got in TSM at 7 bucks lol. Holding those and trimming over time has been very profitable, but the rest of my portfolio is just okay. Idk if I’ll ever be able to do that again. I’m also not chasing it. I’m just trying to do smart consistent things at this point.
Theres a difference between beating it over a 10 year period and beating it every year for ten straight years. The first is relatively common if someone was overweight in a single stock like NVDA or TSLA or such. Many funds advertise that they have a higher return than the S&P over a 10-15-20 year period which is true bc they got in and were overweight early when the MAG7 stocks were carrying everything including the S&P. Beating it each year is far more difficult because that requires finding the right stocks at the right time.
It behaves like any asset that has already undergone de-risking and shed some excess valuation, like AAPL or PLTR. Others, like TSLA or NVDA are not there yet and so continue to drop.
Damn, with all the bullshit going on I kinda forgot social security's basically running out in a few years. It looks like the running solution right now (instead of addressing the underlying bloated US-only medical and living costs that eat up late-life senior funds, or God forbid raise taxes on the 1%) is to tell future retirees that their checks will be smaller and that they [should invest more in their retirement instead](https://fortune.com/2026/03/19/social-security-only-6-years-left-benefit-cut-better-than-tax-raise/). Basically, "if you don't wanna die in a cardboard box in your mid-70s you better support the dogshit companies in the current market". Keep buying fraudulent trash like TSLA, ORCL, and OKLO if you wanna stay off the streets because the government's too afraid to actually fix our problems if it costs campaign donors money. Man, we *reeeeeally* fucked stuff up somewhere along the line. FDR letting shitheel DNC leadership talk him into dropping Henry Wallace and taking on Harry Truman as his fourth-term running mate was likely the most pivotal event in human history.
Selling 7500 PLTR at 21 Selling 300 Nvda back in 2016 Selling 1000 TSLA back in 2019 Holding Pacb 🤡
Brother let me tell you that Elon used to be the most beloved person to redditors back in the day. This sub couldnt get enough of him and $TSLA.
In this environment I cross-reference Reddit buzz with FinTwit before touching anything — Adanos tracks both and right now NVDA and TSLA are showing outsized mention spikes that don't match their price action. Worth watching before committing size.
Banbet! TSLA 0.0 4w
I’m sitting on powder since trimming TSLA at 481 in December.
That's pretty insane valuation - yet even if they closed on $110b valuation it's still only 3% GOOGL valuation. Not exactly needle moving. And well to get a TSLA valution, TSLA are no longer valued on EV's or robotaxi, it's on humanoid robots <snicker>.
The one thing I'd be worried about there is NVDA (and TSLA but if you're buying that...). They are strictly bound to future purchase orders from TSMC regardless of price. Multiple hyperscalers are coming out with their own chip designs for training. Many of the new or proposed hyperscale sites rely on LNG (especially the ones that are using and building their own powerplants).
I ain't looking. I'm still DCAing all my solid stocks (all the way down) but I'm definitely NOT interested in anything new to consider. My solids? AAPL, BRK.B, COST, GOOGL, IAU, NVDA, RKLB, TSLA & TSM. These, too, shall rise again!
Shoulda went Macrohard with TSLA
Calls on TSLA. It's the next tenbagger
Up about 9%. Been riding around 2-3 negative NDX beta weighted portfolio since January with long put spreads and short call spreads on QQQ, SPY, TSLA, PLTR, IBIT, FIG, MSFT. Mostly long Vega and short theta right now but looking to pivot once I hit some price targets.
TSLA approaching normal PE would be more than funny enough 😁
If we are all going down, can TSLA also go to 0? I want to see Elmos demise before the nuclear fallout hits
Bought some GLD and TSLA today after staying on sidelines for a long time on these two Wish me luck 🙏
It's the same with the other 6. Their stock prices have been inflated to insane P/E multiples: TSLA - 347 NVDA - 35 AAPL - 31 AMZN - 28 GOOG - 27 META - 25 None of these are good value. And in a recession, even if they remain profitable, those multiples contract like crazy.
Can’t really count TSLA everything there is tied to robots, AI, and SpaceX. Besides that, each Mag7 continues to dominate earnings every cycle. Only META and AMZN burn more cash than anybody else
They'll make money, except the multiple to buy those earnings is insanely inflated from three years of OMG AYE EYE. TSLA's earnings are half what they were in 2022, but stock price has doubled. It all runs on vibes, and the vibes are fucking dying fast.
TSLA with the Cybertruck chart.
TSLA was at 415 this week and now at 365
Just opened a couple SPY June ATM put spreads for $2000, max profit $4000. Gonna keep cycling short call dailies next week. Holding 0% long equities. Still short TSLA, PLTR.
Iran will probably be emboldened watching the stock market plummet because of them just like the TSLA protestors were when they were setting cars on fire last year.
BTO 3x TSLA 3/27 385c @2.84ea; Still holding 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @2.78ea;
BTO 3x TSLA 3/27 385c @2.84ea; Still holding 5x TSLA 3/27 400c @2.78ea;
TSLA gonna dip below 300 in April at this rate and 🍈 will need to cry again
Let me see one giant red candle hit TSLA
I didn’t even realize TSLA is down almost 20% ytd wow
1hr and 30mins left for TSLA to go to 360. Please and thank you
TSLA being on track to be $100 off high is increasing the blood flow to my peenr
At least the boomer TSLA bagholders can leave behind a nice loss base stonk to their children
Hey VM, is there anything suspicious in the TSLA price action this week? Any indications that Elmo might be propping it up?
Hey VM, what's the price of TSLA? Is it up today? What is max pain for today's expiration? Do you like feet? What call options do you recommend buying?
TSLA has dropped to a staggering 350 PE. This might be the time to get in!!!
These 2 TSLA puts I had could have changed my life a lil bit, but I had to sell them at open yesterday sigh
I am once again, asking for a huge drop on TSLA so my -99% puts can go to -98%
Drill into close SPY 645 QQQ 580 TSLA 365 🫡
No is this a good spot for me to sell puts on TSLA and start running the wheel
Remember when TSLA stans thought it was going above 500? 😂
Hope you tards got TSLA, they're gonna fuck up that 380 put wall
TSLA gonna go green just watch 😂
!banbet TSLA $380 4hrs
Thought I was cooked for a second there. Tf is going on and can we get a real dump. Need TSLA 365 pls
TSLA for one-day stop being useless.
From the guy who thought TSLA would rocket today because of OPEX.
Gentlemen, my $TSLA short position has almost broken even
Can't win a war with just AI, gonna need some meat puppets on the ground following the orders from the AI Overlords. TSLA 375c 04/02
Cmon TSLA pump 10% lil guy
Found something better than alcohol, drugs, or livestreamed premarital bareback coitus- watching TSLA crater. unngghhhh
Might sell some MSFT and buy TSLA calls. It'll pop back quicker than everything except CVNA.
"TSLA is not a car company, here's my deeply analytical DD"
TSLA goes up if oil is high and goes up if oil goes low. Most manipulated stock in history.
Once again I need TSLA to 0 today
TSLA just hit a 20-day low at $380. That pattern has bounced 59% of the time in my backtests. Anyone buying this dip?
TSLA just hit a 20-day low at $380. That pattern has bounced 59% of the time in my backtests. Anyone buying this dip?
TSLA going to 0 with its punk ahh
TSLA stock price lower than when Elon bought $1B in shares, he should do it again today 🤑