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Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Came here to find my dumpster for the week.
$527 to $73k in 2.5 months. The journey to $100k and beyond
Mentions
LOL @ the gey TSLA bears. GUESS WHAT, UR PUTZZ R DEAD, LOSRERS
TSLA fan cult on  watch this weekend. 
Yeah! I should’ve just bought at .1 but I was being stubborn. Oh well. This helped me recover from a terrible TSLA put strategy, so I guess I’m technically up this week. 🙃
Weird how TSLA inverses Spy these days
Guys I am starting to think my TSLA 136p is not going to print. :(
im gonna buy apple calls just because similar to TSLA, too many people will have puts, even I want puts.. so im inversing myself. inverse me if you dare!
I should’ve bought TSLA at 140 and AMD at 138 last week 
Sleepy is committed to destroy TSLA, that’s why
what i heard the Lidar OUST makes is the tech needs for FDS not a bunch of cameras what TSLA does. the cameras are good enough but not perfect. why TSLA does not use Lidar cos current Lidar it is bulky, not reliable and costly. On-chip Lidar in development in many tech advanced universities expect to see industry application sometime in 2027-2028. then yeah we should ban human to drive.
lol TSLA deep read as market pumps. typical
Markets goes up TSLA goes down Markets goes down TSLA bleeds
$TSLA being down 2% while $QQQ is up 2% is a bad sign
Imagine losing your bra and panties on TSLA 140p, only to earn 'em back with DJT 45p. Wasn't pretty.
Elon ordering TSLA execs to sell TSLA shares
Fintwit has advised me to sell my house and put it all into TSLA 
TSLA will drop AH and be below 160 next week to fuck all EOW put holders.
TSLA fuck this car company.
What happened to TSLA? 
Buy TSLA when there’s bad news because it’s going to pump.
One final push and we can snuff out all those TSLA 170 call owners
Where is the TSLA loss porn? Show yourselves, cowards
TSLA 164 will make me very happy
TSLA supplexing Shrek’s neck
now I wish I had TSLA 172p rather than 140p
TSLA just a staircase down. I'm hoping the stairwell is clogged up and we get on the elevator soon.
bad earnings, horrible NHTSA report today, and Baglino selling 100% of shares probably finally making TSLA see reality after earnings dead cat bounce
Which one of you bought TSLA calls at 1:15?
Those TSLA 0dtes on my watchlist just 25x....one day I'll make one of those plays
TSLA making the trumpet of Jericho sound
Because the TSLA deflation will be an eye opener for the rampant BS sales pitches in the market.
If TSLA drops 20 more dollars I can afford a motel 6 instead of the Highway overpass tonight
TSLA is finally coming back to reality, even if it is still very, very slow 
regards think there's a conspiracy because TSLA went up. Maybe, just maybe, the bad earnings report was **already priced in**, and that's why for the last 3 months the stock was in a freefall. The reason it went is because the guidance regarding their newer cheaper models gave some hope for investors about the company's future.
At least TSLA is trading rationally now
What was the point of pretending all day, TSLA? Just thetad me sideways.
What is TSLA’s problem now?
if musk were to die tomorrow would that be long term bullish or bearish for TSLA
I said I thought TSLA was going to be at least 150 with earnings and he says "I've made more this year going against Tesla than you have made at your job in the last 5 years." And my personal favorite, "you're such a dumbfuck, you need to sell your positions and invest in crayons."
TSLA 144k candle, not looking good 
Unless some bombshell news drops, I think TSLA is pinned between $168-170 until next week and SPY is pinned here at $509 so both option sides are crushed.
JFC OP is such an artist that he’d ignore JPoww repeating a gazillion times that they need more data before making first cuts. But because TSLA makes some random moves off Elmo’s bullshit, he has a conspiracy theory . Just loonies off to the loose end
u/22pabloesco22 wya we need the TSLA update, how them puts? 
Ye TSLA wanted to go down but us regards bought too many EOD puts for MM to ignore 
TSLA stock thought it could ignore its problems. But don't worry, Drill Team Six is already on the job, bringing TSLA back to reality 
Team Drill Six seems to have their drills aimed at TSLA 
My TSLA calls can really use a taxi tweet by Enron musk right now
There aren't any objective metrics you can use to tell you such things. But the only thing you can do is analyze the company, estimate its intrinsic value, and determine whether the market cap of the company is in line with the intrinsic value of the underlying business. But this is the art of investing. There are some hints though, such as the fact that everyone and their mother was saying TSLA will go down and the stock crashing this year has been all over the news. Such fear mongering OFTEN leads to emotional decision making that makes it so that a stock gets sold or bought at prices not corresponding with an intrinsic value of the actual business.
TSLA this week: Pride TSLA next week: The Fall
Options my man  maximum risk, maximum profit. I’m out for the season cause I lost my gains buying a put on TSLA and a call on META 
TSLA is just another car company…in a very competitive and crowded market.
TSLA 173 incoming!
Will my TSLA 102p eod print? Need an expert opinion
TSLA went through so much bullshit just to end up flat
Just seen some bad news about TSLA. Haha run up on mediocre report just to share bad news right after
About 2/3 of WSB got wiped out this week between TSLA/META/GOOG and INTC
TSLA being a real jerk right now
TSLA struggling to stay green on a day like today makes me think it revisits the 150s.
Looks like whoever was protecting TSLA is now starting to get rid of their bags 
This is how i fckd myself with TSLA this past earnings.....
Holding these TSLA 170 calls kind of sucks as theta just wears away. 
TSLA should’ve just called out sick today
TSLA getting its balls stomped anytime it thinks about 172
It worked out! $336—>$4,188 on TSLA Call Debit spreads.
TSLA and 171.60s should scissor each other to get rid of this tension
im a noob whats a good play on TSLA today regards pls 
PTSD.... TSLA and SNAP both fck'd me, for this i'll get some CHGG calls 
Looks like a prop day for TSLA, condolences to the brother bears who went short dated
Or a TSLA, mentioning AI every 12th word.
MMs really are in a war path to fuck your TSLA puts.
TSLA will stay >$170 until all your puts are wiped out clean.
MMs sold you a ton of puts on TSLA pre-earnings and working on wiping out clean the option chain until all those puts expire worthless. And then the dump will begin.
TSLA 173 incoming!
TSLA going to rip me a new one 
When do those TSLA earnings puts expire so we can dump
CHOO CHOO 🚂TSLA🚋🐂🚋🚋🍆🚋 👩🦯👨🦼🐻BEAR missed the TSLA train once more. 🤡😯🚯
Buying 1tde TSLA puts yesterday was a bad choice
MMs pumping TSLA one last time to fuck your puts for the week
TSLA: Do you want to pump fast or slow today? TSLA: Yes.
There we go TSLA, join the party