Reddit Posts
Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Mentions
What is the play for TSLA earnings?
Remember the poors that said TSLA would go to zero in April 2025 🤣
POWER HOUR INCOMING. Hope you got TSLA CALLS
Last chance for SPY below 700, TSLA below 455, and NVDA below 190
TSLA needs to go WAY higher.. breaking my BALLS
So Skinny People are you like never hungry? Its 2pm, I have already a day's worth of calories and thinking what do I have to eat next? Positions: TSLA options before the earnings 1/29 LFF
I know I'm speaking out of a place of anger. I'm sorry bols, I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at that piece of shit scam TSLA and that fucking criminal enterprise going +1.2% off of fuck-all. I don't even buy TSLA puts anymore and it pisses me off
literally can only go up from here TSLA 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
After seeing it in the $490's I have stopped even trying to rationalize TSLA stock price's. My TLSA calls up 68% today.
Elon’s going to get jealous, puts on TSLA 💀
Who crosses the 1T threshold sooner, JPM or TSLA
He already sold 2.5 million shares last month. It ain't nothing. Rklb will be valued like pltr or TSLA
Sometimes, like many he did extremely well on TSLA, PLTR, META
Rotation into safehavens like gold, TSLA, and silver
TSLA officially a $1.5t company, with some change Congrats Elon, you slimy criminal accelerationist fake hair having frankendick piece of shit mother fucker
TSLA casually pumping its way to $1.5t market cap for no fucking reason
How everything is green right now is beyond any explanation. I am sitting on some TSLA $430 puts but that’s it.
TSLA $500 next stop, dont bet against corruption
Guys be honest. Will mag 6 (ignore TSLA) leaps print? I've debated making that, like, half my portfolio.
Just want a fat rug on TSLA don’t care what anything else does
I *fucking hate* TSLA The truths gonna come out one day, and it'll make Enron look like Newman's Own
Good luck, buddy. I hope TSLA does the same.
Silly, TSLA probably going to announce flying robotaxis - subject to regulatory approval. Gonna pump to 4206.9$
*TSLA moved above your custom target price of $450.00*
They did not discuss in high school as a career selling TSLA puts.
How retarded is TSLA right now
Closed out 40% on TSLA weeklies already y’all have fun staring at lines all day
I get where they are coming from, but if you paid for their advice, you would be pissed as fk Wells Fargo raised the firm’s [price target](https://www.tipranks.com/stocks/tsla/forecast) on Tesla ([TSLA](https://www.tipranks.com/stocks/tsla)) to $130 from $120
People will buy PLTR and TSLA at 400-800x P/E but won't buy Gold miners at 2X Free cash Flow because they're "overvalued" LMAO
If TSLA dropped to $150 it would still be overvalued by $100. Its price now is a total joke
Looking at the chart TSLA might have another run to ATH. If I can pick up spreads for cheap I might make a small play.
TSLA pump in 3.2.1.
In dark times like these, there are always safe havens like *checks notes* TSLA?!
TSLA - coz the bromance is alive again!
day 363 of me hoping that GLD will close higher than TSLA. And honestly, if it doesn't happen today, then when?
regime change in murica prolly means $TSLA to $70-80 range 🤌🤌🤌
My prediction: TSLA green, CVNA green asf, everything else blood red
TSLA up 10 percent, magnificent seven up 5 percent.
I mean you were setting TSLA dealerships on fire last year when they encouraged you to, so the question stands
TSLA and RKLB are the two biggest fraud stocks in the market, CVNA in 3rd place.
Buying TSLA put leaps doesn't make me a bear, it's just a shell corp that has to go under at some point.
Robinhood should really do a year end recap like music streaming services: “Most profitable trade was NVDIA calls for +$12K” “Most money lost in a day was Friday, October 15th. -$20K on TSLA puts.”
TSLA green. Can't make this up
TSLA is literally manipulated AH and means nothing until mid day.
Market tanks... TSLA and NFLX will be up 12% tomorrow as is tradition
I’m sure the markets will respond calmly. The only thing we know is that this will cause TSLA to go to $800 for no apparent reason
I don’t care what the actual market does tomorrow. As long as TSLA gives up all of the Friday gains I’ll be a happy person.
Good for my GLD. And of course TSLA will go up
Generally an interesting structure when skew is overpriced or certain cases are just less likely. TSLA can be interesting on the downside here, as the Flys look rather cheap and avoid paying the expensive costs for pure put-/callspreads
see? prefutes were right, SPY drilling, market crashing sell everything and buy classic safe heavens like CVNA / TSLA
Not if the probability of profit was high, eg a 100 105 on TSLA. The potential loss is large but the chances of it happening are low.
!banbet TSLA 1000 24h
!banbet TSLA 430 72h
Long term, companies like OKLO could see TSLA or NVDA-like scale over the next 15 years.
Best mag 7 for future returns are TSLA, Amazon, NVDA. apple, meta, Netflix, Google will have lower returns
I think you’re not getting it. TSLA had and still has poor performance since that lecture. If you bought TSLA then, you’d be up now. If it’s in your retirement account where you aren’t reallocating regularly, that still won’t matter if it tanks before you retire. Sometimes stocks crash when you’re not on your phone pooping.
Because TSLA would go bankrupt. TSLA of all companies does not really have what it takes to co.pete with China.
The weakness in EVs has only begun though. EVs are a luxury item that will struggle as job losses continue. And if we see an AI bubble burst too, it's over for TSLA
Depends on market cap. TSLA and PLTR are disconnected from reality. PLTR in particular -- never in history had company with $10b+ market cap with >100x price to *sales* ratio Other shorts: RR and SERV are disconnected from reality too
You’re seriously comparing the market of 1999 to the casino of today where every single person has the ability to trade on their phone in the bathroom while pooping? You sound like my college professor who told the class every day to not by TSLA because the P/E ratio was terrible. This was in 2017. I’ll give you 2/10 for effort, 0/10 for execution GG
Im fairly certain TSLA and PLTR will fall, can’t say it’ll be 2026 tho
If this is TSLA go long
Thinking that I was a trader! I was buying and selling some times profit taking other times panic selling. I bought a lot tech but would sell it to take profit. I would have been better servers with a HODL strategy! Stocks like AMZN, NVDA, TSLA etc. they seemed easy to make money on but getting in and out frequently did not work the best. I eventually switched to a hodl and buy the dip investor. This was a game changer for me. I rebalance from time to time.
Really? Theres tons out there.. starting the king of all meme stocks TSLA
Been scalping stocks for 1.5 years but have recently switched to options for the extra leverage. I spent a month in the simulator (ToS) scalping weekly DITM large caps like TSLA. In and out in a minute or 2 for base hit wins. Had just 2 red days in my practice month taking in about 60k. I switched to my live account last week and had been doing well until Friday. I hopped into TSLA DITM call. Underlying was going up as were my 10 options. I was up about 1400.00 green, then suddenly red about 750.00. Not a big deal but I usually cut losses quick to protect capital. I hit sell (market) and it filled 8400.00 RED! All in a matter of about 10 seconds. I was ready for a bit of loss using market as a rip cord but the fill jump was staggering, especially since the underlying hadn't gone off a cliff. Stock continued to rise and I'm guessing the premium eventually did too since the underlying rose most of the day. Looked like my call started at 13.xx and finished at 22.xx if I'm looking at the right thing. In hindsight (always 20/20) I should have ridden it longer or gotten out with a limit but trading stocks sometimes the best thing is to just flatten if you get caught out. Did I just get walloped by a huge, negative spread fill? Does IV at times take a huge momentary hit? If it was Friday on weeklies, for scalping should have have switched to the following week to reduce the crush despite higher premium? ie, did my weekly expiring same day I was scalping bone me? It seems to me that DITM has a high delta and should be following the underlying pretty reliably. It's why I pick it vs ATM. Do premiums tend to peak despite the underlying continuing to climb? Finally, does ToS paper money not take into account fill spreads and fill times and other real world factors for options or is it possible TSLA on Friday was just seeing huge bid/ask swings I haven't yet encountered in the sim? I was literally on fire in the sim with a huge success rate, but got my ass handed to me in live trading using same symbols and lot sizes. I know the greeks are at play but for scalping in and out I was under the impression their impact would be minimal.
TSLA 10 shares, PLTR 31, META 11.01, AAPL 41.05, AMZN 39, GOOGL 48.04, MSFT 26.04, NVDA 10, ETFs VXUS 63.31, VOO 15.04, VGK 187.49. Total portfolio \~98k, up \~20% overall. I know it’s tech heavy, that’s intentional, ETFs are my stability layer. Biggest winners have been TSLA and GOOGL, META and MSFT lagging. Would you rebalance into more defensives or small value, or keep riding mega cap and let the ETF exposure smooth volatility? Also, for international, is VXUS + VGK redundant or a reasonable tilt?
I didn't get tradesk it was probably a Tom. Pick. He had a few 200x picks but David just got way more and I always try to play the odds. The only Tom pick I invested in was TSLA
10% is normal no-news day for TSLA. That news will double the stock price
Why do I feel like Elon will confirm spacex merging with TSLA rumours soon and the stock bounce 10%
My only port is TSLA. Retire in 15 years
I’m glad you acknowledge that half of the country feels very differently than you do. You sell, I will buy and I will buy their products too. I love my 2026 Tesla Y that I bought ONLY to support Musk. I sold my TSLA on Friday, but only because I made so much money in it that I paid off the loan in the car. I will be back in if these protests drop the price a hundred or more.
Remember TSLA in 2012? Everyone thought it was absurdly expensive, yet it scaled into a multi-hundred-billion-dollar company because it controlled the whole production chain. OKLO is in a similar spot for energy — they don’t just sell reactor designs like others, they build, own, and operate them, control the fuel supply chain, and already have DOE programs and corporate customers like Meta lined up. That hyper-scalable model means each new site can be deployed faster and more efficiently, giving them the kind of structural growth most nuclear plays can only dream about.
You put $276K on $BULL. That is how cooked you are. I missed TSLA therefore I will become rich with RIVN. I missed CMG therefore I will become rich with CAVA. I missed HOOD therefore I will become rich with BULL Always ends the same way- portfolio destruction.
Yes, fundamentals are so so critical. Just look at TSLA, RKLB, PLTR, ASTS…
I don't fully agree with this. I've always been a buy and hold investor, and I absolutely attribute that stubbornness to my success (I never cut my winning positions, for example, even when stocks like NFLX TSLA and NVDA ran so hard that those three were 90% of my portfolio) but at the same time, I went back through the entire trading history for the past 15 years recently, and I was shocked to see how many positions I exited from pretty early, positions I don't remember ever holding because I held them so briefly, and if I had continued holding those positions until now, 95% of them would have gone nearly to zero and I'd have lost a TON (and missed out on the upside I got in the companies where I reinvested those losing positions) so intelligence is still hugely important.
I completely disagree with all the "do your own research" people here. You will never have the time or expertise to compete with someone who does this for a living or has a whole team behind them. Find an investing recommendation service with an excellent, published, public track record, and copy them, OR invest in ETF's. Period. The vast majority of DIY'ers are losing money or barely profiting. I myself have made insane returns over the last 20 years, (to the point that if I reported my results here I'd probably be banned because my returns are "impossible") and I have never done anything except use the recommendations of experts and then apply my own "gut" feelings and personal common sense to those recommendations to choose the ones that I believed in. The Motley Fool is a great example and this is the service that I primarily used from 2005-2015 or so. Their track record during that time period was simply astonishingly good and I profited enormously from it (I got NFLX, AMZN, DIS, TSLA, NVDA for example all before 2010). Sadly David Gardner, the brother who was really the genius behind the picks, quit and it's never been quite the same. However I do think they are still outperforming the market by a decent margin and their basic "stock advisor" newsletter is cheap. I wouldn't write it off. In any case I would spend a lot of time researching the varous stock picking services out there and find ones that are legitimate with proven long-term track records where you can verify their returns. If you are making your picks from a service that averages a 70% win rate and good average return, in theory you can get better than 70% if you are good at picking from those picks. But your odds are way higher of picking a winner when you're getting good preselection and you can read in-depth reports written by someone who does have the time to really dig in and knows what they are doing.
I’m down $20k in four weeks on TSLA and CVX options. I’m with you man. Which pier are we gonna use?
Because PLTR has P/E 412, and TSLA has it at 306. Musk can say "we will make AI robots and stuff" and show said robots to be a real thing, to convince investors that high P/E is not a sell trigger. What can Alex Karp say? He will spy harder and help kill more people, to convince Trump to give him 10x more federal money? With a sufficient catalyst, PLTR stock price can lose a digit and still be very richly valuedd at P/E 41. Who wouldn't want to short that? Classic shorting story.
If AVGO > TSLA, do we say mag8 now or what?
Maggy 7's 2026 YTD: $AMZN +6.98% $GOOG +3.51% $MSFT -1.07% $META -1.51% $NVDA -2.57% $TSLA -2.71% $AAPL -4.71% And for reference: $SPY +1.24% $QQQ +1.09%
#TSLA GANG Members checking in
Did that work on TSLA?
Could you point out in what aspects? I recognize these as highly speculative bets, which don't fit my style but I'm still interested to hear your thinking. TSLA seems to have lost all mooring from fundamentals and BYD is eating its lunch in every market its allowed in. I'm also concerned that Musk's volatility in the public eye and multiple companies vying for his attention is troubling for TSLA's core business. What's the bull case that doesn't depend on Gamestop-like meme stock performance? ASTS is finally in its execution phase which is exciting, but the balance sheet is too risky for me and I'm not confident it can stand up to Starlink. I'm assuming you think differently, why? Now OKLO I am interested in, but it's price to book is 18 compared to the sector median of 2, and it's not profitable, running a -6% loss compared to a sector median of +3%. When do you think it will reach profitability? Do you have any insights on its leadership?