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Tried to catch a falling knife today (buying TSLA puts trying to predict a top)
What if?!... Tesla Deposits VS $TSLA
SPCX x TSLA Merger - 1100 TSLA JAN 15 990 CALLS
The First-Ever Humanoid Robot Stock Launches 11/3 through SPAC merger.
Lost $200k, quit for 3 years, came back and lost another $100k. Decided to go full regard one last time.
Would a Tesla + SpaceX merger actually be good for TSLA?
Nasdaq futures down 1.8% as investors digest earnings from Meta and Tesla: Live updates
Tesla $TSLA looks eerily similar to 2022 Q4, Potential short
Whole portfolio on 14x TSLA 387.5c 10/23. Fidelity said 21.5% chance. I can't read. 💎🙌 Tendies or Wendy's, see you at open 🚀🌕
TSLA earnings: Why assume Musk wants a $480 Tesla merger valuation?
SpaceX (SPCX) Up 8% In Premarket. Real Buy or Trap?
Tesla-SpaceX: Growth Engine or Dilution Trap for TSLA Holders?
0 dte not available to me today after profits last 2 trade days for me on TSLA
A Positioning Reset Beneath a Resilient Market
TSLA's straddle prices a 6.4% move, and since 2025 the gap beat it 1 time in 7
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!!🤯
TSLA Flying Tesla Roadster TV commercial!! 🤯
The AI selloff isn’t about demand, it’s about the cost of money and if the biggest spenders can afford to build.
$TSLA up nearly 5% after officially unveiling its new flying Roadster.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
TSLA pumps 5.4% because Elon strapped SpaceX tech to a tin can. Maybe I'm the real regard.
Congrats, the market is more regarded than you.
Earnings preview for next week: META's print is really a Muse referendum
How we (yes we) pulling up to the roadster keynote tonight (0.02 shares of TSLA in portfolio)
When do big banks and hedge funds dump TSLA and SPCX?
How do you think about holding concentrated positions after big gains?
New paper: an AI options trader made 18.3% in 6 months, until researchers let it read the news
so the industry that is entirely based on hedging risk(Wall Street)… risks their whole salary lol
$2,000,000 Full Porting $SPCX - I've Doubled My Previous Yolo (Reference Link)
Nasdaq closes at fresh record as tech shares rise and traders look past higher yields
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | October 1 2026
Could $SKYX be the $TSLA of Smart Homes? - Recently announced merger with Deako brings expertise and business development skills of former CEO of $QCOM and former CEO of $HD
TSLA enters $30B of credit and loan facilities
I ran a 0DTE iron condor through a prop firm's $50K eval rules. 78% win rate. Pass probability: 34%
TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - THIS FRIDAY SEPT 18!
$90k loss over 2 years being a 0dte degenerate.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
BRUN, about to go on a RUN? My First DD. Second time posting.
My First DD. BRUN: $1.9B in Contracts, $0 in Common Sense. Going FULL regard.
Tesla Cybercab Flops, Elon Ghosts, NHTSA Knocks: TSLA Dropped 6%
BEST TRADING EXECUTION I EVER MADE SPY + TSLA
Let AI agents deploy options bots on paper desks. Worst one: long puts on TSLA/AMD/META/NFLX, 53 tra
TSLA call options bought yesterday
Are my TSLA puts cooked? Pre market looks green
Tax-loss harvesting vs rebalancing into VTI before a 2028 home purchase?
Why did Tesla (TSLA) jump ~5.5% on a red day? The Cybercab lands Thursday
Pre-market movers ranked by relative volume and options flow
NVDA and TSLA closed below their gamma flip. Five mega-caps closed above their call wall.
Trying this post again since mod rejected it before
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | August 24 2026
Long TSLA $400C 9/17/27 @ $57.51 for $5,751, up $197 (+3%)
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that's it exactly, TSLA is about to merge with SPCX, it's anything but garbage. It's was 150 about 18 months ago and it's going from strength to strength, once its merged it'll be in with Spacelink, which took over the space game. Doesn't TSLA have that Ai part of the business too, X Ai None of you can get past hating on Elon, and he ain't even a bad guy, he's just a bit different but that ain't a hangin offence and yer doolally options mentality makes you think it's all just a big gamble in a casino (maybe the way half you dudes play it, it is - just YOLOing straight calls or puts) YOLO sndk, it just bounced off the 200ma and the kinda moves it makes, we already know about (NFA)
Updated Book weights as of 11:19: OCT 27 2026 NVDA 27.1% AAPL 16.5% GOOGLE 12.5% QQQ 10.3% BRK.B 8.7% AMZN 8.3% SPCX 7.1% HCA 4.7% TSLA 3.0% MRVL 1.6% Core 76.4% · Ballast 13.5% · Elon 10.1% · Buffett 8.7%
damn son you can almost afford one share of TSLA, you're on your way to becoming an American child
TSLA LMFAO. Complete batshit insanity lol
Rough one man sorry. The thing that was visible before the trade though, TSLA had heavy exposure sitting above price around 400 and more building at 420. So the puts were taking the side the size wasn’t on. That’s not hindsight btw, it was there this morning. And calling a top is a different job from trading. You need the direction and the timing and being early pays the same as being wrong.
Any day now, Tesla + SpaceX merger announcement and TSLA is $450 the next day atleast This is the time to be all in Tesla stock. Are y'all really dumb to not make free money with the premium SpaceX will offer. Free 20-40% gain in a few months and the offer could come from now till first quarter 2027
I’ve NEVER said this about a stock, but TSLA feels manipulated as fuck. They are absolutely liquidating on retail right now
Panic buy TSLA right now! Your fears are right: you are about to MISS OUT!!
most regarded community i have seen after TSLA
TSLA 500 T-Minus 3 days
Infinite money printing bot (risk free btw): If TSLA down tick > buy. Else buy anyway
TSLA trying to decide if we're going to 410 or back to 390
Guys why is $TSLA pumping ??
TSLA is ridiculous it never runs out of pump just keeps going forever
TSLA out here stuntin on these ho's like it's in a flying car.
!banbet TSLA 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 1 week
NFLX at 18 pe? EWWW NO WAY TSLA at a higher pe than it's share price? Absolutely. What a deal
It 100% should be down? Why the fuck is TSLA up at all, it trades at 350-400x earnings and they make like less than 1 billion in profit on 30 billion in revenue. It's probably the most retarded stock in the S&P500 right now
I don't think TSLA ever dips below 400 again
TSLA up 10%+ this week off the strength of (checks note) YoY declines in revenue and profit, sounds about right
Nobody besides all the news stories written yesterday. Just type in TSLA or META and look at the news. This is not difficult.
the TSLA baggies will prob be on the receiving end of the cucking depending on the share price / valuation at merge time
The rumor is SpaceX merged with TSLA, SpaceX would be the one being merged into. Usually the acquired company is up and acquirer down
Reddit sucks but this seems like a post made before it goes on some crazy TSLA squeeze
TSLA back at $400 is everything back to normal? Or is this the green before doom?
+AMD, +SNDK [controversial, +Elon (TSLA, SPCX) ]
TSLA 50% intraday drop once the dems secure congress?
TSLA all got your calls and capitulated on your puts? Good, next up rugpull. You heard it here first!
End of day: Stocks -1% SPY +0.2% TSLA +4%
My poots in TSLA are doing well. LOL
everything - dumps TSLA - pumps LMAO
welp the wood went lump, shit TSLA
TSLA dump will be generational
Shorting TSLA at 400 seems like free money
People are still yoloing TSLA wtf
Damn. Should've loaded up on TSLA calls last week
Some big sell orders at about 404 in TSLA.. just waiting..
GD, yall. Has anyone noticed TSLA casually up 30+ points in the past 2 days.
Greatest thing about TSLA stock is terrible earnings don’t matter
Because TSLA must be above 400.
Dumping TSLA, SPCX Buying META
TSLA hit 405 and let TSLL cross 4.50 and i will never doubt you!!!!!!!!!!!!
TSLA wants to parabolically rip while companies that make money go to 0
TSLA cultists filing their bags with neutron star material right now lmao
Are they pricing in TSLA making sex bots by 2025?
Indexes slowly rugging, more stocks red than green, but TSLA holding onto to 400+. This shit needs to burn for a few weeks.
Lmao TSLA up while NFLX META down
Whenever I see TSLA roaring up, I remember fundamentals and TA mean jack shit
I want elon to post something stupid about TSLA
What a 🤡 market TSLA up will META is down
Mystery buyer keeps on buying massive amounts of TSLA at every market open!
I bought TSLA puts...Am i fucking now...expires on monday
Fucking crazy TSLA crossing 400
TSLA 400 TSLA 500 TSLA infinite
TSLA going to rip past 400 at open
$TSLA put....don't be like me neither
TSLA might be a good short here near 400. It's at a long-standing resistance level
Can't wait to short TSLA into oblivion
bers can't even get rich by shorting TSLA, imagine wen they short actual good stonks 🤌🤌🤌
Someone keeps buying up TSLA every market open for the last week.
Short ASTS NBIS CRWV, long SPCX TSLA. Easiest money of my life
One of the reasons to oppose the TSLA-SPACEX merger is as follows... Now that a special committee has been established, negotiations—including those regarding the exchange ratio—will likely continue until late 2026 or early 2027, at which point a formal agreement will be signed. Once that happens, the exchange ratio with SpaceX will be set, and Tesla’s stock price will likely settle at a level slightly discounted from the agreed-upon premium. This discount accounts for the uncertainty surrounding the possibility that the merger could fall through. You might think the current talk of a merger—and the resulting rise in the stock price—is a good thing, right? However, shareholder approval is expected to take place in the first half of next year, and regulatory approval typically takes anywhere from one to one and a half years. In cases involving large-scale or sensitive matters, the process can take nearly two years. Even if this merger proceeds rapidly, assuming shareholder approval occurs by mid-2027 and regulatory approval takes another year and a half, the actual share exchange wouldn't happen until early 2029. During this period, Tesla’s stock price will likely remain relatively stable, hovering at that discounted premium level. Since the exchange ratio is relative, Tesla’s stock will effectively be pegged to the valuation of SpaceX—meaning Tesla could spend its "prime years" tethered to SpaceX’s performance. As many of you know, I have personally been investing in Tesla for several years with an eye toward 2027—a year that Elon himself has described as potentially fantastic for the company, along with 2028. It is a period set to feature the most significant waves of progress: the global rollout of FSD (Full Self-Driving) and the scaling of the Robotaxi business. It is the time when Tesla’s autonomous driving network will begin to expand in earnest. It is the moment just before the commercialization of Optimus—a product poised to become the largest of its kind on the planet. And now, the proposal is to merge—with just a small premium added on top. Is this really the right path? We have looked to Tesla to dream of and envision the future, believing that the stock price would ultimately follow that vision. Many of us spoke confidently of the stock reaching $1,000 or $2,000, and even imagined it hitting $10,000 once Optimus became a fixture in our own homes. Are Tesla shareholders now destined to watch from the sidelines—stuck with a stagnant stock price—simply waiting for a merger with SpaceX, just as this "fantastic" era—a time when Tesla’s value should be exploding—finally arrives? Do you truly believe this is the right move? Do you honestly think that now is the optimal moment for a merger? Is this the only reason you have endured and waited all this time?
Full Disclosure: Holding TSLA Puts: Good luck to longs. You're gonna need it. There's a laundry list of reasons, the most serious being literal treason, that TSLA and SPCX will experience a 8.7 earthquake post election. Dripelong Herpemusk can bluster all he wants, but justice is coming for the MF, and TSLA/SPCX is gonna feel some pain.
There are no 0dte tomorrow for TSLA
if $TSLA goes to $300 by this Friday, I will quit trading forever
I'm the mark for what? Shorting SPCX and TSLA? See how you repeatedly don't use evidence to think? You made a claim that books are cooked. When challenged you provided an article that showed no such thing. I also showed you how some things you considered evidence are actually not, since they were cleared in the Transport Canada investigation. And now you're assuming I'm a "mark" somehow because I ground my opinion on facts and evidence. Thanks for playing.
Like how much lower can google go, they won't let SPY go down and they are running out of levers to pull, see TSLA today
Call me crazy but TSLA 356 eom and then 266 eonm
AVEX, TSLA, Visa. Should i sell these or wait them out?
so MSTR/TSLA/COIN/USAR/MP did this to you? Shit probably even CRML.
All contracts are sold on the day of announcement at the bid price of the premium - "TSLA seeing 990" is irrelevant. Your LEAPS crashed because it was a cash offer below the strike so it never had a chance to get to the strike by expiration. In this thesis, the offer will be a stock swap at a defined ratio. The consideration given the Tesla shareholders is in SpaceX stock which is unpredictable, cash is predictable. The Spacex stock can keep rising after the transaction is announced, cash cannot. For example, if SpaceX went to $300 after the announcement of 4 spaceX shares for 1 Tesla share, Tesla would move to a small discount below $1200 and add a strike of 990 would actually have not just extrinsic value but also intrinsic value. This is the reason this trade even exists. https://preview.redd.it/yddymu29yvxh1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87487d196f74774c3ce76cff23231084a51b013a
Who’s holding TSLA puts raise your hands 🙌
If TSLA goes to $500, I will personally shove a big GREEN shrek dildo up my ass. 💯🫡🤨
I just want my stock to have the same valuation as TSLA, is that so much to ask?
How does TSLA, a company that hasn't grown revenue in like 5 years, can't get their self driving tech to properly work, claims to have a stupid robot that also doesn't work still have a valuation more than every other car maker combined.
How’s the TSLA bulls doing
Right. That's my point. I don't think Anthropic is a viable company. Does that give me the confidence to buy short the stock? Nope. I don't know when the bottom is going to fall out. Or if it will just grind away into a low margin SAAS business like TSLA became a low margin car manufacturer.
All contracts are sold on the day of announcement at the bid price of the premium - TSLA seeing 990 is irrelevant.
If you're ever feeling :derp: , just remember that there are people still shorting TSLA
It does if the “long run” is like a lifetime away. Look at the early bears on TSLA
TSLA failed another attempt at getting over 400. Time to dump.
So... both SPCX and TSLA up on news of a merger. CFOs of other companies be like: ( ◡̀\_◡́)ᕤ
Got TSLA 0DTEs this morning and was scared so sold asap. It was $2500 and they 2-4x’d smh.
Think most reasonable traders/investors/gamblers already know that valuation metrics are a poor indicator to stock gains. SPCX and TSLA still going strong...
GOOGL surprise surge coming up. it will go up 105 in a week randomly to catch up with META and TSLA.
TSLA surprise surge. never bet against it.
TSLA up 6% Googl getting finished Remind me again why the market is throwing selective tantrums on AI and moving the goalposts
Yes TSLA to the moon