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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Fuck me with my ADBE MSFT TSLA, UNH, etc
TSLA has legit bounced off of $390 five times in the past 30 days
TSLA is red today, which makes a lot of sense if you think about it less oil = more electric sales -> which is actually bearish for them
I agree, although the runway still has some time left. But you're not wrong, I think the market has learned from the same type of thesis surrounding TSLA in 2021, and look how that ended.
TSLA floor is 400 missing out on free money at this point
I don’t get buying individual company calls. I’ll buy TSLA calls because duh, but other than that it’s just SPX
IG TSLA is just going to keep going up
Someone has been pumping TSLA desperately all day. Just started dropping again. Sorry bol you don't poop from there right now!
If Elon becomes a trillionaire, I will be a millionaire. Let’s ride $TSLA
Completely out of $NVDA. All in $TSLA
How the actual fuck is TSLA up $15 from open?
Can someone explain what product TSLA offers? I am confused about the 1.5 trillion market cap, or is a voter fraud firm? That probably pays well
TSLA!!!!! Somehow the calls from Friday are back to green on that piece of shit.
TSLA turning green must be triggering for some
How poor do you have to be to think that's even an insult? What a classic millennial straw grasping whenever your generation can't win an argument, seethe harder. Also I did it at the start before drop shipping was even a word invented by the failures of the industry who went for the MLM TedTalk scam route, it was actually lucrative because I had actual connections to make use of in Hong Kong. I haven't drop ship shit since 2017 after making money off AAPL and TSLA.
$TSLA isn’t a care company anymore, Elon said.
World on fire => TSLA pumpin', of course, what else
Nobody knows how yet, but TSLA is probably the biggest winner of everything going on and will probably pump
This is getting ridiculous! SPY fucking wont go down the fucker is at 680, dropping all the way to the price it was....one week ago? Can we actually get a decline on the index? I've been waiting since July and there legit has been no pull back...I thought 630 was super high. TSLA still has like a 300 PE ratio and nobody cares, its embarrassing.
The last chance for TSLA to rip is to let Optimus put boots on Iranian soil.
TSLA crashing due to a situation that threatens oil supply chains is pretty funny
absolutely hilarious looking at the megacap financials PE - 32 28 31 37 25 ... TSLA 375 net income 120B 117B 130B 78B 60B .... TSLA 3B EPS growth - +60% +30% +25% +29% ... TSLA -47%
Elon, did you try unplugging TSLA 15 mins and then plugging it back in....?
The Nasdaq is flat over the last 5 months and topped out 4 months ago. Perma bulls need to adjust accordingly. Short TSLA. Market movers have rotated to defensive positions. Look at Verizon and other dividend stocks. They are up. Gold and silver have plenty of upside, because Trump has alienated us from the rest of the world, and everyone is looking for an excuse to trash the dollar. Read the room.
TSLA reported $0 federal income tax on $5.7B of US income in 2025
> basically taking market share from saas and chip designers like nvda how does xAI take market share from NVDA? TSLA has been designing their own silicon for a decade and it's taken zero market share from NVDA. Elon impregnating the AI chip lead with twins didn't help, but probably didn't make much of a difference
Remember last year, literally almost one year ago, when TSLA gave the worst ER in the history of capital markets, missing on every metric and the stock rallied by 100% in the following six months? +30% with essentially no red days for three months in a row. Its investors are seriously regarded.
But will TSLA break $390 on its 5th attempt this month
If oil is jumping sorta wish TSLA was still an EV company
Believe it or not, TSLA calls have the best chance
Tell that to TSLA, GME, AMC, HOOD,……do I have to keep going. There’s a million examples, this is purely a non fundamentals event and no one can say whether a bad earnings will make the price drop. Momentum is a hell of a force.
Except we have EVs now. If oil seriously tops 120 a barrel, TSLA is going to pop. “Hand gestures” be damned. Fuck me, this timeline is nuts.
If you think TSLA is not hitting 500 this year then you are seriously regarded. They're going to pump it to ATH and beyond
🍈 will probably make an announcement that TSLA is starting a new division to build a pipeline through space from the Gulf. Up and running by this summer. TSLA will tally 30%
I know TSLA is gonna shit the bed the fact oil prices are up means more sell of Tesla cars, but we know this shit is rigged so it’s gonna tank 🤡🤡🤡
Elon and his lies 🤣 I don’t claim to be an expert, but this is an insane (perhaps fraudulent) valuation. It makes PLTR or TSLA undervalued
SPY -5%, TSLA be like: im gonna be +2% up at the End.
Elmo's gonna say TSLA is now a missile defense company
TSLA up 5% tomorrow just because...
TSLA up 35% after entire fleets spontaneously catches fire tonight.
TSLA calls going to print.
Starting now, everybody will be buying EVs TSLA +8%
TSLA would need to actually sell cars..
seems like oil going to skyrocket BULLISH FOR TSLA, calls!
If TSLA can rip a -7% this week I can retire my gambling habit forever
Can't decide if I want to swing trade SNDK shares tomorrow or TSLA/NVDA calls one month out on a dip at open.
With anticipation of war over weekend threw some TSLA puts down thinking gas and oil go up, EV go down. Either way Monday could be pretty volatile. GL out there.
TSLA actually looked decent for calls
Y'all I need to get a 20% gain in the next 2 months. Should I hold 2x TSLA or 2x NVDA?
Sorry, you've never swing traded. My neighbor turned me onto it. I've made roughly $ 27K YTD off CRWV, RKLB, RDDT, ANET, TSLA, GOOG, MU, AAPL, and AMD. I've been conservative, too. My core holding gains pale in comparison to the gains I've made from swing trades. If I were more aggressive, I could have made 5X that...easily. I try not to gamble though.
Short the entire market except TSLA. Tsla will moon on apocalyptic news
Only means 1 thing… TSLA up.
These strikes in the middle east are obviously bullish for TSLA
Looking for some good science fiction and true crime to listen to. When is TSLA’s next earnings call?
Not likely. TSLA cybercabs have much higher accident rate. Actually 4X higher than average human. This news will kill TSLA stock price.
Cucklon will move TSLA up
Anthropic is just an example from my day to day use, even if OpenAI or Google or xAI succeed, ASML, TSMC, MU, BE, TSLA solar all succeed, and Nvidia to some extent. I do get that these features will get commoditized at some point but Nvidia’s increase in gross margins argues that hardware is in fact going the opposite way at the moment and it seems likely for the next year. Where it stops I don’t know but that is the million dollar question, the tea leaves aren’t pointing towards that for some time. For something with the potential to disrupt so many jobs I feel these are early innings.
Will TSLA open at magic marijuana number 🫣
TSLA or NFLX will then buy them fueling it with regard strenght
TSLA calls gonna print somehow, something something high oil prices good for EVs
TSLA calls baby. Oil bout to skyrocket
TSLA might actually crater to sub $300 with the Space X IPO
Somehow, this is bullish for TSLA.
Hell I hear ya I had 66 BTC I spent on overstock.com the day after they started accepting it as a payment, I thought I was a genius! Also bought 6000 shares of AMD at 2.31 a share sold those at 4.00 I think whoops. TSLA at ipo and yup sold at a $5 profit. Well now I'm just broke with three kids and a full-time+ job.
> no cash outflow or cost Wait until this guy learns about margin capital requirements, borrowing fees, and short dividends. Actually nevermind all that, give me -1000000 shares of TSLA, profits go brrrrrrrr
🇮🇷 liberation day sale on Monday NVDA 150 GOOG 250 AMZN 200 MSFT 20 TSLA 500
In times of crisis only one thing is certain. TSLA will be up 4%.
TSLA is up by 10% on Monday because mart love tesler during shitshows.
Sweet, now I'll be able to lose money on both TSLA and SpaceX puts.
If everything followed fundamentals, TSLA would be $30-40
Ok? Based on them proposing to support the AI industry with circular funding? AI is not making nearly enough money to justify its existence. Without AI hype, what happens to NVDA? What will those earnings look like? The hyperscalers are all on VC credit right now, they're not operating on revenues. Blue Owl has declined to buy in any further, the rest will soon be following suit. Build out will cease unless businesses can actually start replacing labor with AI, and mostly they can't. Everybody hates AI slop, there's no market for it. It's a solution looking for a problem. But let's talk about the data center builders. How is CoreWeave looking? Bad. The industry has no fundamentals and the only people still hyping it are dark enlightenment techno monarchists and superintelligence accelerationists. It's a cult, just like TSLA or Carvana, but instead of just one stock it's a basket of stocks, and NVDA is floating on top of them all.
TSLA is pretty much done. I mean...China make better EV and Robot. The only thing Elon is good for is SpaceX but let's see what the number will show us on the first Earning. Im not gonna touch SpaceX but will differently watch it on the sideway for fun lol.
https://preview.redd.it/yl6xjz2td4mg1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37efe3b5aafd0dce7861ac12e7d39353a5ff8870 As someone who fucking hates Elon, it pains me to say this but this is the average TSLA shorter and their portfolio:
Just like we buy puts on TSLA right? That’s another shitshow that shouldn’t be worth shit and yet…
For TSLA shareholders, how many will sell some of their holdings to buy SpaceX? This seems like it would have to put pressure on TSLA's share price regardless of what valuation it IPOs at.
How long before I can lose money buying puts on SpaceX, an overrated garbage company, like I do on the other overpriced garbage TSLA?
rolling with TSLA over here
I mean TSLA near all time higher and you would have gotten killed if you held
Fucking trash like CRWV having a better ytd than mags (fuck TSLA) is insulting
SPX flips and TSLA calls
I’m up 31% of my TSLA calls. Thanks for the tip man!
Is anyone else thinking TSLA is going drop when all the elon fanboys sell their TSLA stock to load up on SpaceX stock?
So that‘ what now just pumped TSLA back over 400? Lol
TSLA going to open at 410 on Monday, I can feel it in my loins
I've been making money on Tesla shorts all year. TSLA has been very volatile since 2022. It isn't the short killer it used to be 5+ years ago. Burry made money shorting Tesla in 2021
All my TSLA shorts did phenomenally well last year
https://preview.redd.it/v3zi9hrnm3mg1.jpeg?width=1838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a929dfa044614da2c32fccd0dea9c5af996f33bf Seems the NVDA bulls were fooled twice in a matter of one month. Still holding all three puts from my original post. NVDA: +18% TSLA: +5% PLTR: +10%
Oh nevermind TSLA triple bottom at 400.
TSLA at support. time to buy?