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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I'm still up $5K on the day (+10%) but the TSLA puts I sold when it jumped to 408 are really burning my dick
Sold my Honda S2000 to buy AMD, NVDA, MU, & TSLA
OMG TSLA finally going below $400?!
Even in this bloodbath, TSLA is 400$. The more TSLA over 400$, the less I know about the market.
TSLA being above $400 is proof that I don’t know anything
TSLA doing everything in its power to not take a fat dive here
TSLA with the regard strength
Remember TSLA is the leader in mobility even though they keep selling less cars every month, 50% of the population hates them, China is squeezing them out and they use a safety driver in their driverless cars which don't work in the rain or at night.
Do ppl not understand the stuff that has run will run and the stuff that has not will not quit pretending like CVNA PLTR TSLA etc is going down and game sucks ass and all the og memes are gonna go up it’s really that easy
Swear ASTS is like TSLA 7 years ago lol. 10% up/down daily
Somehow TSLA doesn't drop lul
TSLA is a hedge against rational market movements
so like, what even moves TSLA these days? is spiking oil good or bad for them? or does it not even matter and it's just going to continue this slow bleed until the SpaceX IPO sends it to either 200 or 700
$TSLA is a joke. SPY down, Tesla flat. SPY up, Tesla up big!! I do not recommend buying puts 🤦♂️
Take that back! TSLA is *not* a company!
TSLA need to get with the program. It’s going down you dumb car company
Market down, $TSLA up. Can't beat the best
TSLA the next tenbagger holding up nicely today
Guys I think TSLA is manipulated
I'd expect TSLA to be on a rollercoaster right now with gas prices, but it turns out they aren't really a car company.
I imagine Musk having like 5 dozen quants hooked up to an amphetamine drip all dedicated to keeping TSLA above 400 until the weekend
I think it’s great that TSLA went completely vertical on news of SpaceX looking at space data centers - which aren’t technically feasible. TSLA: everything is riced in and we only go up. All news is green news. GFY
TSLA we need you to clean out your desk, your MAG replacement AVGO start today. No severance. Don't slam the door.
Lets pump GOOGL & TSLA today
TSLA went up because it's March
Fuck it, gambling my entire life savings and my kids college funds on September TSLA 500c Jan 2027 at open. This shit is going to 600 EOY.
$googl and $TSLA are my 20 year stocks
Been selling puts on $TSLL ever since Elon personally purchased $1bil of the TSLA stock on the open market. Usually get from 0.6% to 0.8% return a week.
$250 to $1500 yesterday, $1500 to $5k and in the morning. Then $5k down to $700 then back to $2k in the afternoon…. Only at TSLA 🫠
? TSLA isn't an ev company
I’m not an EV guy yet but the new Scouts look awesome. Puts on TSLA
You idiots are so unbelievable, bidding TSLA up 3%, what a joke
I look at the valuation and (like TSLA) know somebody big is holding it up, providing a base of support. See #2. So, Then I look at its daily range. If it moves 2% from low to high on average, its a great safe day trade either options or shares, if you use RSI and MACD crossovers for entry and exit.
True. Average Eloncel port: TSLA, WMT, COST. Thats it.
All accurate up to 5. Middle East Sovereign funds have huge reserves to cover temporary cash flow limitations brought on by Hormuz closing...Mostly invested in US treasuries and BTC, in that order. Also: TSLA. Haha. Yields spiking will portend an equity dump, starting with risk-on small caps. But, nobody like selling to cover, so it'll put pressure on Iran to end the hostilities.
So you are saying Costco is a "greater fool" play. Might as well prefer TSLA then...
Imagine selling companies like AAPL and GOOG, and buying a piece of shit like TSLA
What do you think about some UNDERVALUED companies like TSLA? My investing horizon is long term, like 100-200 years.
Fundamentals win 100% of the time except for TSLA and PLTR.
Imagine selling AAPL and GOOG to buy TSLA
Guys I suspect TSLA is manipulated stock
TSLA catching up to metas market cap, imagine getting beat out by a company with no real products making 22x the profits quarter
TSLA +4% whilst googl gets pinned Dafuq is this piece of shit market
damn was -2500 on TSLA calls ended up at +500, will take it
I bought some SPY and TSLA puts, expect the market to rip even more from here.
The fact that a piece of shit company like TSLA is in the “Magnificent 7” is proof of how unhealthy this market still is.
TSLA trades like it cured cancer or something.
TSLA being up 12 pts is comedy
Yep, PLTR and TSLA are tenbaggers
TSLA gearing up to run
That's what I was afraid of, so I'm waiting to get out of the position w/o loss (I'm close) and get TSLA only. I feel their robot Opitimus is gonna build me a new back porch, and garden. Be my doctor and prescribe my meds. Wall-E here we come. I noticed they've shut down a car plant to build robots and have two Gigaplants in TN/MS line (for legalities) here is a [2026 image of progress](https://www.google.com/maps/place/MACROHARD+Colossus+2+by+xAI/@34.9958667,-90.0374472,1197m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m6!3m5)
Worthless fact of the day: If NVDA traded at TSLA multiples it would be worth 45T.
Always feels dirty making money off TSLA calls.
TSLA deep in overbought territory but nothing is normal anymore. TSLA is just the most retarded stock of all time.
Down 75 percent on TSLA calls now down 20 percent. Please god
Made 35% on a TSLA call I just sold that instantly negated my loss on the poots from this AM BACK TO GREEN BABY **SLOWLY BACK TO GREEN YTD** (All time is fucked tho)
Elon tweeting that TSLA gonna AGI and make it humanoid ?????
that opening candle on TSLA is supremely fucked up lol
lmao TSLA not waiting for the party to start I see
TSLA just got upgraded lol
Bounce TSLA, fly like a bird!! Then once I’ve sold my calls you can drop like a brick…
I love imagining the size of the bags held by the BoA analyst who just upgraded TSLA
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters just started season 2. There are worse shows. Position TSLA, NVDA (you can't hurt me)
Tires of these bullshit PT increased on TSLA for no reason by the same dogshit analysts
TSLA stroked out for a minute there.
NVDA 🤝 TSLA keeping premarket afloat
Just use the no internal sp500 and international funds. Not a bad idea to have some early (you’re young) exposure to favorite blue chips (TSLA AAPL NVDA META). Just don’t panic sell or market time. I doubt they allow FBTC in those, a little buy and hold in that would be nice. I guess you could a little in a regular Ira. It shouldn’t be a significant allocation anyways. Be sure to invest auto and weekly in a taxable also. Maybe find a trustworthy pro to guide you through it. Talk to the Fidelity advisors. They are nice (probably too nice for my liking). Sounds like you will do great. You likely make too much for Roth if you’re maxing like that. Best of luck!!
Do you think that all the TSLA idiots will sell their shares for the SpaceX IPO?
Is he completely out of TSLA?
I think you mean: High risk, huge downside, minimal upside - TSLA
So now Elon is telling investors we will have moon TSLA factories within 20 years.🐡
No graph with TSLA on it can be taken seriously.
RDDT, SOUN, ASTS, CRWD, PLTR calls...TSLA, MU, MSTR puts
I definitely don’t mind of the KOSPI recovers, so long as TSLA goes bankrupt
I don’t see any gains anytime soon. I cashed out my $TSLA at the peak at $480 after holding since 2016, I still think they have the potential to be a great company but I also think Elon’s gone mental and is taking things the wrong direction. Ive always advocated they’re more then just a car company, but they are still primarily a car company and the cancellation of S/X rather than doing an actual proper refresh on them to make them cheaper and compelling, alongside the cancellation of the affordable model unless it doesn’t have a steering wheel is mindblowingly stupid. Yes sure autonomy or whatever, the reality is they still haven’t shipped FSD anywhere near Europe and I don’t see it happening anytime soon, meanwhile they’re leaving bags on the table by not pursuing an affordable model here. Even if they did, I wouldn’t trust it on 60mph British country roads where two cars barely have 6 inches between them and the ditch either side. Its turned in to a boondoggle company. Energy has promise still, but given the right wing tendencies of the CEO he’s fucked them out of a bunch of business and I’m watching first hand friends and peers pick other brands because a) they’re as good or better and cheaper, and b) they don’t want to be associated with the brand. It’s a big shame. Q1 will be a shitshow as it always is in the auto industry and there will be a sell off, things might recover in Q2, they probably will. I’d still buy another Tesla as I like how they drive, but the ‘c\*nt tax’ of driving one is too high for many. Sideways at best, more likely a long slow decline Unless something dramatic changes, and that thing won’t be autonomy unless they ship it globally which if we’re being real m is still probably another decade away.
TSLA AVAV for spring break IT IS!!!
Passive investment dominates markets nowadays, with most ETFs being market cap weighted. TSLA is in many such popular ETFs (e.g. VTI, VOO, QQQ), so money just flows into the stock regardless of what it does...
I was convinced this was WSB until this comment. You have to be highly regarded to make this kind of mistake. Note for OP: If you YOLO that $49k into TSLA puts, you can avoid the long term gains tax.
I've been right about this stock 2/2 times. I'm pretty much Warren Buffett. I say puts down 5% in the next 14 days from today !banbet TSLA !banbet TSLA -5% 2w
TSLA has ~1/3 the revenue of Toyota and ~5x the market cap. This is of course perfectly reasonable because TSLA is a humanoid robot / space datacenter / AI company, while Toyota is merely a lowly automobile manufacturer.
TSLA stock has been a constant premature extrapolation of something that fails to ever extrapolate for over a decade. At this point, the stock is just fueled by Musk's obvious lies. The more obvious the lie, the more the pump. Unfortunately, it's hard to play that because his Xwitter feed is a constant stream of trolling nonsense. So, the good pumps are buried in the mess of idiocy.
Potentially too logical. When something makes sense, it must be wrong. TSLA leaps sound way more retarded.
TSLA puts until my whole account goes up in flames like the US Consulate in Dubai
!banbet TSLA 420.69 24h
I'm thinking of doing something regarded like TSLA calls.
TSLA seems overvalues like crazy. But long term I do believe that mag7 is going to build rails for upcoming AI revolution. This can be a lifetime opportunity to hop on AI train.
To be fair wtf is going on with that TSLA stock
I'm up 5.5 betting against TSLA
Was holding TSLA puts overnight, swapped to TSLA calls waaaay too early and was actually down for the day. This random ass recovery is saving me at the moment....
TSLA if you need to reload that first three minutes