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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Lol TSLA and MSFT trading at exact same price
FSD has been promised since 2015 but is always just around the corner. Many believe the visual only approach is not going to work. DMV in California just this week making Tesla change the marketing to reflect that its driver assist and the driver is still the driver. Europe leaning the same way. TSLA released a video this week showing no driver seat in the robotaxi, however there was a chase car with remote behind it. Tesla redacts all its safety reports so hard to say exactly how safe or not, but 8 reported accidents on the 31 total operational vehicles in the single market where it is currently available (Austin, TX).
if TSLA could just dip a bit, that would be great.
TSLA is a steal here lol
Slight daily update. Managed to crawl back from 35k to 72k in the past three days after peaking at 90k. Now I’m only down 20% from my peak, which is honestly a much better return than if I’d just thrown everything into TSLA at various points. Nevertheless I’m actually starting to believe again
Or you can get TSLA calls
I just need TSLA to drop to 360 by next week so I can get out of my puts is that so much to ask lord?
Downvotes to the guy with the right answer 🤠 Tesla owns zero SpaceX. Not absolutely impossible for Musk to get some shares to TSLA shareholders but to pass SEC would have to be something like shareholders of record for some period of time, probably at least a year. The other owners of SpaceX like Google may also fight tooth and nail to not be diluted
Is TSLA fun to trade? Seems like a less capital efficient version of HOOD but much more random and disconnected from reality
What's better for me, selling 1 TSLA naked $500 call or selling 5 UNH $315 puts, both 2 weeks out, with approximately the same premium of $1.5k?
What do bers want to see crash and burn most: - TSLA - MSTR - CAVA
I wanna do TSLA puts soooo badly here, but you just never know what's going to happen.
If you had NVDA weekly puts yesterday you would've been up 300%, and if you had TSLA calls today you would've been up 300% also. Nobody in this sub with all of its followers made any gains? Really?
"this massive TSLA position will look great on the investors' presentation"
I have TSLA puts and NFLX calls and I'm violently angry right now 😡
I modelled Tesla for 2028: Any company trying to build out a huge business often takes billions in losses at the start. However, TSLA has massively positive Earnings, Revenue, Profits, Gross Margins, and $37B in Cash (no Debt) right now. All this while ramping up the potentially LARGEST NET PROFIT STREAM EVER. 🚨 Conservative Napkin Math (Just for the Robotaxi Business in 2028) 🚨 100K Robotaxis @ $25K “Cost”: $2.5B $35 Net Profit to Tesla per Ride: $3.5M 50 “Rides” every 24 hours: $175M 365 Days: $64 BILLION NET PROFIT IN 2028: $61.5B after CapEx $TSLA Share Price *Just Using Robotaxi* at a 100 P/E: $1,748 I’m using $35 profit per ride assuming an average customer ride cost of $50, less charging/maintenance costs. Waymo charges an average of over $70 today. I’m assuming the entire 100K “fleet” is disposed of yearly at a capital cost of $2.5B with new vehicles.
80% QQQM, 10% TSLA, 5% AMD, 5% SGOV I love tech and am very optimistic in the future of how tech will change our lives.
TSLA is literally breaking out
If TSLA breaks 500 it's probably going to 600 for absolutely no reason at all
My TSLA puts have fallen and they can't get up
If TSLA sniffs 490 again, I'm going to double dip another poot
Time for TSLA slow fade down to 480
Regarded stock like TSLA is the hedge in this regarded market . That’s why it’s up
Eh, still a more honorable trade than "Crypto bro" or "TSLA investor".
TSLA has regard strength
Good to see fucking TSLA is still going up because their buyers are so fucking high they don't give a shit about the rest of this crummy market.
Made $300 on my TSLA poot but if I held, it would be $500 rn
LOL what happened and more Importantly, why isn't TSLA eating shit
STC 2x TSLA 12/26 470c @22.89; 13.4 -> 22.89; 71% profit. Will open new 12/26 calls when it gets below 475-480 I think
STC 2x TSLA 12/26 470c @22.89; 13.4 -> 22.89; 71% profit. Will open new 12/26 calls when it gets below 475-480 I think
You multiply risks by expected gains and losses. The math is on TSLA’s side
TSLA is an easy scalp. Musk is predictable and milquetoast.
TSLA about to make a new ATH. It can't be stopped.
Which brave soul will short TSLA today
i'm tempted to short TSLA. wdyt?
TSLA working for 500 like a fat kid working for cake.
in a world that make sense, TSLA is a 120$ stock
No one cares. TSLA fanboys just want to make Elon a trillionaire while they struggle to pay rent and buy groceries.
This guy\^ thinks TSLA price is based on Sales... And Scientology is based on "Science"
I just want to meet the peeps who are buying TSLA at this price. At least I can write off my losses as a fee for that opportunity!
TSLA is such a disgusting stock. $20-$30 sings every day??
-255% in TSLA, 20% ETFs, 335% Cash.
I bought a TSLA 1dte ITM put at the HOD. Wish me luck
I don’t believe in calls or puts because the theta decay is ridiculous. But if you want to bet against TSLA, I would do it sometime between the next 3-6 months as a short position if the cost to borrow still remains low. Don’t take too much of a position relative to your portfolio.
Okay, sold out TSLA at 490 (cost 469) and took profit, took advantage of the squeej.
TSLA ruining the "but what about the valuation" boys again today?
Enlighten my ignorant self then... It ain't earnings growth that's pumping it high (there is no earnings growth)... It ain't valuation that's pumping it high (it's extremely over-valued by all metrics)... It ain't sentiment that's pumping it high (despite a some TSLA cultists, most people have negative sentiment towards the stock) It ain't narrative that's pumping it high (despite some TSLA cultists falling for the FSD/obotaxi/robots narratives, most people see through it, see that it's already more than priced in, tech behind other companies, not high earnings or high margin tech anyways).
I'm really about to just trade TSLA only it just pisses me off now
Will TSLA pump to 500 or fade
The year is 2030. TSLA sells exactly 1 car a year in Antarctica and the stonk is $2000 a share
!banbet TSLA 505 2d
How does TSLA keep pumping to highs when it's this insanely over-valued and almost everyone hates the stock, the company, and sees through Elon's grift?
My bear ass has gotten clapped by many stocks and ETFs before. But getting clapped by TSLA always feels more special.
**I told you yesterday to buy 12/26 TSLA 485c** ***why don’t you do it***
META and TSLA calls are going wild
TSLA looks ready to blow over 500
It’s not about buying TSLA at this price It’s about buying calls yesterday when it was getting dog fucked
Wait, TSLA is still surviving. Shock of the year!
I told you guys to buy 12/26 TSLA 485c *and you laughed* No I laugh
TSLA stock is essentially a memecoin, I feel so gross making money on it.
Is TSLA trash? Yes. Is it good for the market when it hits ATHs? Yes.
TSLA price action is fake and gay just pick a direction (UP)
Anyone short TSLA again today
That TSLA price action suggesting Wall Street huge confidence in $40k narc bots that will film you shitting and send it to the feds
Damn missed TSLA puts :( well low bid still there. Pump once more you SOB!
Guh can the shorts stop attacking TSLA
Institutional flow is bearish on NVDA, SPY, and QQQ into opex - only TSLA and GOOG are bullish fromMAG7
u/stonedgothdaddy Remember laughing at TSLA calls yesterday? I remember
Damnit i gotta do it again. TSLA puts. I'm 3 for 3 so far lol now let's see with 4
I would buy TSLA. Or SpaceX IPO. It has what every stock could dream of: Manipulation and an attention whore of a CEO... He is absolutely by far, my favorite Kardashian.
I would buy TSLA. Or SpaceX IPO. It has what every stock could dream of: Manipulation and an attention whore of a CEO...
TSLA just playing around to end up dropping to 450
TSLA fake dump yesterday to shake out the bers. 500 EOW cmon elon
Sold all my TSLA at 478. Begin the dump
I’m not positioned to profit off of it but damn I wanna see TSLA an BTC shit the bed so bad just for the entertainment
Does your wife work at TSLA?
BPTRX for example is 30% Tesla and 17% SpaceX. This is very aggressive. Looking for others similar to this but not TSLA (since I've got that covered).
The real question is what inflation’s got to do with NVDA and TSLA?
It depends - are they going to double their revenue/earnings in the next 12 months? What about quadruple in the next 24? They just might. Risk v Reward. If you bought today and they DO double rev/earnings in the next 12 months, that's only a pe of \~20, adjusting for time arbitrage. If they actually do double again, that's a single digit pe, or close to it once you adjust out nominal opportunity cost of the wider market and inflation. They're a hell of a lot better valuation than some of the other top 10 holdings, I'm looking at you, TSLA.
Will be an insane day for TSLA. Buying 1dte calls as soon as market opens $490 strike.
Elons been awfully quiet about TSLA, no chance of new ATH this week
I agree but losing money doesn’t matter to stock price as long as the public is continually fed BS. Look at TSLA hitting new all time highs on hopium of robotaxis and sex robots