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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Two zero innovating shit stocks like MSFT and TSLA are trading at the exact same nominal price - 397. It's a shame because both are worth 50 cents at most
Three MAG7 names are sitting in low volatility compression right now: MSFT, AMZN, and TSLA. That's the textbook coiled spring setup before a big move. If Powell says anything remotely hawkish or dovish, those compression patterns break hard in one direction. MSFT has the best backtest at 58% win rate on the breakout.
That NVDA sideways comment is spot on - gap up yesterday, fade today, 51% on the short side. The real play is the compression setups: MSFT, AMZN, and TSLA are all coiled up waiting for Powell. The guy buying MSFT leaps might actually win if this compression breaks upward.
!banbet TSLA 390 7h
The SEC needs to crack down on Elon/TSLA bullshit if only because they’re not even trying anymore. It’s just the same lie over and over for literally a decade.
!banbet TSLA 350 21d
Babyoil is good for TSLA if Elon says so
Cheap oil is good for TSLA aswell
Expensive oil is good for TSLA
Elon about to sell some TSLA stock to pay for this new deal
was up 1K thanks to ADBE puts, now down pretty much the same thanks to TSLA puts I've held too long, sigh
Spx mafia has a few favorites which hold up the whole family. Two of them are MU and TSLA. The reason i call it "Spx Mafia" is becouse they put thetagangs to shame. These are extraordinary symbols becouse the premium is priced like we're in the middle of the apocolypse, the reality is, whenever some schmuck thinks he can do theta there they bankrupt his ass so fast he cant even blink. Its probobly advantageous to be a degen on those despite the high price cuz theyll never let IV die there.
NVDIA is leading in AI hardware - you can tell by their order backlog. TSLA has no robotics order backlog... because they have no customers/orders.
FWIW, look all the tickers and ran it through my multibagger evaluator tool, which screens for criteria based on historical characteristics of multibagger stocks. Here's the ranking, with best likelihood to 10x at #1 and worst at #17. Market cap size is a very important factor. 1. FATN 2. TE 3. GNSS 4. BULL 5. KMD 6. PNG 7. RDDT 8. ACHR 9. JOBY 10. QIMC 11. NURS 12. TEAM 13. ORCL 14. HGRAF 15. UBER 16. TSLA 17. QS
TSLA easily they are leading in robotics
I don't think TSLA is crashing. PLTR is meh, CVNA is calls.
So that Elon doesn't have to report shitty TSLA earnings ever again
Dad angrily knocks on my door and forces it open. I scramble to hide my Grok powered Teslight. I shout to him "Get out of my room, I'm rebating!" TSLA +2%
When this shit market actually falls apart, the most overpriced retardation will plummet the hardest. Positions: $PLTR 130 puts Apr 17th exp, $TSLA 350 puts Apr 17th exp, $CVNA 250 puts May 16th exp.
Places like TSLA probably love this. But if companies don’t want to report quarterly I wouldn’t even consider investing in them
Might I suggest adding AMC, TSLA, DJT, NMAX, & GT? These are from my LOL watch list.
FAANG is back, baby! Fuck NVDA and TSLA.
4 of 7 MAG7 names were showing long signals yesterday despite the doom — the market wasn't confused, it was front-running the bounce. TSLA gapped up but historically that fades 53% of the time. The "bad news pump" is just algos playing the backtest
Any1 buying TSLA call OTM like 2 weeks out will make a 10 bagger in a week
I hope MMs get absolutely crushed on TSLA next week for this
TSLA just dump or go higher there's no reason this should be range bound
Almost half daily volume on TSLA when it hit 400 that is absurd MM's trying so hard to keep this price range bound. Absolutely criminal this past week
More criminal price action on TSLA today. If you have been writing calls for the past 3 months making bank like MM's
Same but had TSLA calls as well which hit
remember when TSLA wasn't boring as fuck
Sucks that TSLA is almost back up to 400 on what, false promises of a roadster and some enormous capex spend into chip manufacturing? And we want less reporting from these frauds?
Fucking TSLA man. Manipulated POS
AI valuations will for sure stall for a very long time if not heavily retract. The US as a society is not capable of expanding the grid fast enough for the projections. The valuations don't make sense if the companies have to foot the bill for their own power usage expansions. This is basically ignoring China is 4-6 months on their heels releasing open weights. Good luck extracting heavy margins with that hanging around your neck. TSLA is a scam. Scams can hold crazy valuations. Q1 sales aren't expected to break 350k. AI tech itself though...yeah probably coming for your job. Going to get rough for people.
Who was supposed to the monopolist? TSLA? They had always been years behind GOOGL Waymo.
TSLA over 400 would be spectacular
TSLA and NVDA rug pool at open SPY don’t you dare follow
Unlike TSLA and NVDA which also gapped up 1%+ today, backtests actually favor riding META's gap, history says stay long here. Three gaps this morning and the data splits: fade two, ride one. META is the one to ride.
Three MAG7 names gapping up 1%+ this morning (TSLA, NVDA, META) but the backtests split interestingly. TSLA and NVDA favor the fade (short), META favors the ride (long). Data says fade Tesla gaps at 53% win rate. 4 longs vs 3 shorts overall across the 7 names.
I’ve been here long enough to remember when 90% of WSB was buying SUNE, and saying TSLA was a scam that would never reach $50 90% of WSB is now saying AI will blow over
Young Cathie was a fox, but bish promised me TSLA 4200.
NVIDIA has a lot of cash, and this is a good way to deploy it. Not good news for TSLA.
I Lon for the diamonds in the rough; it’s 99.99% research & .01% clicking buttons. $AAPL, $AMZN, $TSLA, etc. were once penny stocks. Minimal effort could make you maximum gains if you choose wisely.
Remember when TSLA used to be hype
Anytime I need a good chuckle, I pull up TSLA’s financial statements. Earnings declining, losing market share, AI/humanoid robots a generation behind lmao. $1.5T market cap.
If the war ends this month you ain't seen anything. I think the market is wanting to rip and just needs some \*real\* good news. Maybe I'm wrong but I expect it will be much higher by the start of summer (unless the war drags out past March.) Disclaimer: I'm long on all my stocks and options except for TSLA.
TSLA call option for 420 that expires on 3/21
> Why not also get rid of GAAP and let companies report whatever numbers they want? There's a TSLA joke to be made in there somewhere.
TSLA is a mass surveillance company
TSLA do something or I’ll do something
Looking like a green shrek TSLA +5% day tmrw
Another hand touches the TSLA is overvalued beacon.
Calls on TSLA, MSTR, CVNA
>The market will have to go by vibes TSLA shareholders already do this.
If you invested $10,000 four years ago: $NVDA: roughly $110k–$140k today $TSLA: roughly $16k–$18k today
You know TSLA is gonna do this and moon then a bunch of other companies will try and they’ll tank.
"$NVDA to Launch L4 Software-Driven Robotaxis on $UBER Across 28 Cities by 2028" - as an UBER I hope that will come to fruition - the whole UBER bull case is basically multiple companies get to autonomy at once not just TSLA/GOOG duopoly only
These new IPO this year is interesting to be sure... but i feel like valuation is way too bloated for what they actually are... Don't really care for space x. Having another bloated stock that will probably just end up like a meme stock like TSLA is unappealing. We don't need more stocks like TSLA where market cap is sum of all car manufacturer, yet revenue is at least 2x worse than Toyota. Of all of them, Anthropic might be the most interesting. All i heard is chat gpt is always losing money, and Anthropic seems to be closing gap on being more profitable sooner? But most annoying is all these rumors of indexs being pressured to shove in space x and stuff at nutty allocations.
Why the fat red candle on TSLA
TSLA about to end red today after being up almost 3% at like first hour of trading. This shit is rigged
In all of this TSLA is now the low of the day even though Daq hasnt moved at all since it's high of the day. Make this make sense.. Shenanigans manipulation
TSLA on the second leg down lol
OMFG I held META calls they sold for +5% and then META ripped, now same shit with TSLA
I just made back all my $TSLA options losses (90k calls) after 1.3 years by just selling calls. What a dogshit stock. Now I just wanna get out of my stocks 🙏
Exactly the way its drawn up here the slow flat grind on TSLA then two red days. So easy MM can sell this off so quick it's hilarious. No momentum ever just sell order after sell order writing premiums since the past two months
Definitely. Index ETF holders should not be paying any portion of Elon's pay package. It's funny because TSLA shareholders have already "donated" enough money to Elon through his ridiculous packages to pay for SpaceX, xAI, Twitter, and whatever other garbage he plans to buy, yet he's not giving them any of the profits.
This is gonna pump TSLA for no reason
TSLA wants to rally so bad
Looks like the same setup as Wednesday. TSLA gained then sold off hard due to MM manipulation now slow crawl rest of the day..tomorrow red and next day red
There aren’t even any TSLA 500c for EOM Smh scam market
This is like when Elon make an announcement about a TSLA breakthrough and the engineers say this is the first they've heard of it
Here we go again with the manipulation on TSLA on red days it's down 3%. Green days barely moves
I'm 57. Many stocks, I'm up 450%. Some stocks, I'm up 4500%. In the past 10 years, APPL returned 1000%, MSFT 1000%, NFLX 1200%, NVDA 22000%, TSLA 2500%. 50% in ETFs is a reasonable strategy. 10% in crypto is aggressive. 20% is foolhardy. Rebalance. Review the Magnificient 7, many of which are currently undervalued. Also review potential Magnificient 7 contenders: AMD, AVGO, ORCL. The right time to sell depends on many factors. How risk averse are you? How has the stock been performing the past year? The past five years? Hold for now and learn about portfolio rebalancing. At one point, APPL was 25% of my portfolio. Now it's 10%. NVDA has unexpectedly become 35% of my portfolio. That'll change.
NVDA is exact opposite of TSLA. Great PE, crushes every earnings, strong guidance and roadmap but best it can do is down 5% or flat. On the other side TSLA .. I can’t even start
TSLA not a fan of this lol
If there's even a little bit of positive market news at all this week, TSLA is about to gamma squeeze hard
But that will not TSLA +10%.
TSLA should be up like 7% today
TSLA + 10% Does not matter that this is another one of Musk’s shenanigans.
So TSLA announces a huge AI project on the Terafab project to make chips starting next week and it barely moves..
Come on TSLA! Back up!
Damn sold my TSLA 0DTEs way too early
TSLA to roll out Decepticons. Calls on TSLA, puts on mankind.
Market pump for no reason, corn pump for no reason, TSLA pump for no reason... We back to normal boyz!
STC 3x TSLA 3/20 400c @7.63 5.7 -> 7.63; 34% profit
STC 3x TSLA 3/20 400c @7.63 5.7 -> 7.63; 34% profit
TSLA calls so easy
TSLA is actually going down
It’s going to be entertaining to watch TSLA Space X etc collapse to dust when Elon finally ODs on Special K.
Buying TSLA calls ahead of their announcement cus at least I know TSLA will shoot up to 420 like it always does. That’s my only play cus I’m tired of this oil market
i torched $6K on TSLA OTM March puts I bought in July before the EC. My thesis that Elon was full of shit was 100% correct, but fat lot of good it did me. Had the stock moved $60 down instead of up they would have printed fine.
How is it a bubble when the MAG 7 ex. TSLA was at its lowest PE in recent memory?