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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA made me a millionaire, I bathe in Redditors tears daily
Well, it had a PER of 100. Granted not 300 like TSLA, but still much more than NVDA's 30. So one could ask: Why should RHM be 3 times more expensive than NVDA? (PERs by memory, should not be off by too far though.)
We are in a bull market. As soon as we turn, TSLA will be one of the first and biggest drops.
If useless crap like corn is popping, TSLA should be next to go to it's fair value of 40
holding my CVNA and TSLA shorts strong
PayPal’s alum is trading at 400PE, yet TSLA just keeps grinding on. Logical? Perhaps. Reasonable? Eff no.
Just look at TSLA. That shit should have tanked over a year ago. But somehow is still over $400 with a P/E of, checks notes, 392. I tried to buy puts on TSLA once, realized the stock is irrational and i have banned it from my port lol
There is literally no company more overvalued than TSLA vs. fundamentals, and this incl. Palantir btw. Elmo is incapable of operating companies with less than 3-digit forward PE.
Short TSLA to 300 seems easy
TSLA is a meme stock at this stage. It shouldnt be anywhere near that valuation. But markets aren’t logical. It’s pretty much done as a car company and now the latest pivot/sleight of hand is to Optimus…..
🌽 Will go to 0 and TSLA will be up 5%
😂. The only stock you need for the next 10 years is $TSLA
This time last week, all anyone could talk about was GLD/SLV “why aren’t you investing dollar is worthless!” Now, we’re bagging on crypto. Next week, we’ll be singing hallelujah jesus about NVDA or TSLA or some other bullshit.
I don’t, can you explain it beyond he gets TSLA shares? Or is there some other mechanism
NVDA, TSLA and GOOG are the obvious answers I think
> what we call "tech" now, may not be tech in the long run You're basically saying whatever survives and succeeds would be the "tech" of the future. Which is not exactly a groundbreaking insight. That is how it's always been. > But if I were to invest in tech etfs, I don't think I need to be worried I think these tech etfs should continuously beat the broader market. That is simply not true. As you implied, it requires the ETF to track whatever the new "tech" is faithfully. Like even today VGT does not include AMZN, META, GOOGL, and TSLA. So if they skyrocket and others lab, VGT can lag SP500 even when tech wins.
TSLA could trade at $40 and still be more expensive than NVDA....let that sink in
Short TSLA and buy MSTR.
TSLA is more corrupt and more tied to the US gov. they get special privileges of being allowed to break the law or given unfair competitive advantage. kinda like that $400 million plan to buy armored Teslas? except that one didn't go through. or like Elon using DOGE to stop investigations into his companies. which did go through.
🍈 and Nutlick both definitely confirmed in Epstein files LMAO. TSLA $200 strike puts please
2026 CAPEX: $GOOGL - $175B-$185B vs $119B est $META - $115B-$135B vs $110B est $TSLA - $20B vs $11B est $AMZN - *tomorrow vs $145B est The hyperscalers are going all in on AI.
2026 CAPEX: $GOOGL - $175B-$185B vs $119B est $META - $115B-$135B vs $110B est $TSLA - $20B vs $11B est $AMZN - *tomorrow vs $145B est The hyperscalers are going all in on AI.
There must be more than just MMs&maga that keeps TSLA above $60
I'm gonna need that dark pool mystery pump to save my TSLA calls
I think its probably a good idea to short TSLA, because Elon is implicated. Pfff. lol. Who am I kidding. Dude has a trillion dollars. The system can't handle justice for someone with that much money.
#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - MISSED #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌
Oh! It’s you!! 🥰 Why not TSLA 0 day options every day? 😎
one good thing came out from red day today TSLA and PLTR scams being down
So, if a company reports great earnings like $GOOG, and $AMD, shit tanks. But dogshir $TSLA reports ass earnings and pops 5%. OK bro.
TSLA approaching buy territory. Just another $350 dip and I’ll start a bull position.
Who do they think they are? TSLA??
GOOGL earnings were quite mediocre to be honest. Small beat despite the fact that it has been mooning nonstop. I think the market just wants to go up so GOOGL will go up like TSLA.
No point in beating ER anymore, every company should just pull a TSLA and wing ER at this point. 🤷
People get into TSLA because it’s the only gateway into Elon’s massive empire. Simple as that. The second the other companies he has go public TSLA will crater.
I doubt you see the real dangers brother. Whenever someone shows me some TSLA or NVDA they are proud of, there will be super low cost basis. They think this is something to brag about. It's not. They should have DCA'ed and bought it all the way up. But they won't, because they bought so low, so long ago, it seems expensive to them now. Never adding to their position, leaving money on the table. They fell in love with the basis. This is a one hurtful emotional example, there are many others. The real dangers of stock picking is exactly what you describe, following closely and thinking you have some sort of insight. You don't. You would be better off with just setting and auto and promising yourself to never panic sell. You will learn, or you won't... All good either way.
I've recently rent the route of VTI and VOO. Occasionally, I'll buy some large cap stocks like MSFT, NVDA, or TSLA. I have taken huge dips investing in small cap stocks that never came back because they trade on lower volume. So, I never buy small cap stocks anymore, because if they drop down it's harder to come back up than a large cap stock and a lot of them peter out.
I can’t be the only one here hoping Enron merges TSLA with xAI and SpaceX solely so we can finally see him fuck all of it up at once.
I think it may be time to short TSLA. Elon is going to go down.
No, TSLA, not you. You’re still worthless and a fugly sloot.
I may be down today, but I can always reassure myself that at least I don't own any filthy TSLA anymore.
TSLA not dipping during this pump is beautiful. 375 otw soon
TSLA's next checkpoint is 400. The stock will hold like hell at 400 for a few days, then tank
Ok out my TSLA puts, do I jump back in for the enviable resurgence? Long term I think this is the Hidenberg to be clear…
Imagine if TSLA buys AMD after these drops, Enron Musk can spin it as a massive synergy for their robots, AMD can then trade at TSLA's 400 P/E ratio instead of their 90 P/E they're at currently. AMD would go from a market cap of 800M to 1.6T overnight with room to grow. Instead he's going to keep up with the circlejerk of selling his companies to himself at inflated values lol
INTL is overvalued and TSLA... not MU
Seeing TSLA red is the only but of good news today…
Lol. The 415 TSLA puts I sold yesterday for $2.0 are worth 11.15 now 2 hours before expiration. FML
Well Chanos redeemed himself from that TSLA sized insult with MSTR . Good job old man
Oh yeah *NOW* TSLA decides that not being a profitable company is a problem. Fuck off lmao.
Hahaha. I do hope Elon isnt part of the Epstein scandal. I used to respect him alot. As a TSLA shareholder, you should be fuming giving up a FSD lead to Waymo, EV lead to BYD, and now pivoting to selling sex dolls. Instead of making TSLA better he decides to overpay dor twitter, startinf DOGE, fucking his entire customer base. I hope this epstein fiasco clears up, too many Indexes hold TSLA.
If TSLA somehow fucking V's to green today i'll be so pissed
Yeess! Watching TSLA bounce off the 400 mark
I'm out of my TSLA puts time to wait for the next play
Got TSLA sub 400 missed it now it won’t happen again :,(
TSLA needs to hit $2500 (8.5 trillion) by 2035 for elmo to get his pay package **LMAO**
Yeah you’re dense and don’t even realize you said Elon is getting richer while TSLA is bleeding, which is a complete fucking contradiction 🤣
Dude the majority of Musk’s net worth is in TSLA shares. You slow?
Musk gets richer while TSLA shareholders get poorer. Take a fucking hint guys. No SpaceX merger. No More Car sales. Your CEO has abandoned you, how many more lies do you guys want to eat?
TSLA and PLTR down more than the broader indices. Is the market healing?
TSLA 450C 2/20 free money
!Banbet TSLA 450 9d
TSLA should be way worse, 450 by friday
Nice . TSLA couldn't hold 400. Maybe this shit stock is finally getting the death it deserves.
TSLA 400...Called it
I thought TSLA was diversifying into rockets now, not drilling rigs
Up a really fast $3k on TSLA and PLTR puts. Got in thinking there would be a 60-90 correction and hit about 30% of my profit target in like 30 minutes.
I can guarantee you that TSLA is going to crash down to the ground next, head first. Extremely overvalued.
TSLA is big red, so you can’t say the day is a total waste of
TSLA getting hammered.
TSLA going sub 400 . Dayum
Can TSLA do what PLTR doing? PE still insanely high
There was a guy here yesterday who said TSLA 400 puts would be a 20 bagger today and he was right.
Outro M83 just sold out to Universal Orlando Resort Commercials. I am sad. Positions: TSLA
Go away Elon. We only care about TSLA price action. No gives a fuck what your aspirations are.
TSLA getting obliterated when Im actually loaded up on puts, I used to pray for times like these
Hows TSLA not -10% right now. Its a fking cult
Please Baby Jesus keep TSLA above 400. Don't let the bad people win.
Send TSLA to the depths of hell please fuck ELON.
RKLB is what RIVN is to TSLA A second fiddle wannabe with real moat
TSLA got bent over the barrel and violated wow
TSLA Calls...Free Money
TSLA FSD about to be banned LMAO
TSLA 400p I bought before earnings finally broke back to even lol
TSLA better not close green again
TSLA will still climb out of this before EOD. It’s Deja vu every day
WAYMO and TSLA may no longer be allowed to ship AV tech support overseas. [WATCH LIVE: Tesla, Waymo executives join safety experts in testifying on future of self-driving cars | PBS News](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-tesla-waymo-executives-join-safety-experts-in-testifying-on-future-of-self-driving-cars)
Honestly ? Overblown. Most CEOs could be arrested tomorrow, and the underlying company would not change much. (Aside from TSLA, that shit goes to $30). I am willing to take a dump in my port if it means these demons hang. Take a read of the Epstein files, if any of this is true, and no arrests are made then ... *When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty*