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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Great moments, are born from great opportunity. And that’s what you have here today gents. That’s what you’ve *earned* here today. While a potential long term conflict in the Middle East is brewing, we have a diamond in the rough. We my friends have TSLA. *One trade*. That’s all I’m asking. *One trade*. If you asked me which way I’d bet on TSLA during these crazy times 9/10 times I’d say buy PUTS. But not *this time*. Not *today*. Today we buy calls. Today we stay with TSLA, and SHUT THE BEARS DOWN. Because we can! You were born to be meme traders. Everyone one of you. This is your time. Now go out there an TAKE IT!
To be fair, he does show his holdings and he has over 1000% gains on a few companies. PLTR, ELF, TSLA. He also has a 550% gain on META, so he has hit some big winners according to his video.
Ah yes, the classic "trade war 2: electric tariffaloo" where we investigate our "key partners" until my groceries cost like a TSLA option premium. Are we actually trying to bring manufacturing back or just speedrunning higher prices before the election?
Unironically the longer this draws out the more confident I am that TSLA is going to push to 500 as EV and renewable energy stocks get bought up
Long term this will be an eye opener to consumers regarding the absurdity of oil for energy. Long TSLA.
Made money off TSLA calls two days in a row. Taking a break until next week. Unless Hormuz gets cleared for passage of course
I’ve won off TSLA calls two days in a row so I think I’ll give it a break until next week. But yes TSLA calls are usually the safest bet. Too many dummies on here don’t get it
Full porting TSLA calls is the only thing that makes sense
SPY to 200 QQQ to 150 Oil to $400 Gold to $10,000 TSLA to 0 MSFT to 50 GOOG to $20 AMZN to 40 AAPL to $500
Everyone has been falling over themselves for centuries looking for truly uncorrelated assets. Just hold the S&P500 and TSLA and you're set.
Asia? May I ask to take it easy on the selling? If you want to sell/crash something then do TSLA. Shit is still green for some reason
Im single handedly keeping TSLA under 420 with my $50k in shares. I will continue to hold the stock hostage until I get a free sexbot. Your move, Elon.
I sold Disney breaking even but kept the 1 share as a marker. The rest I was holding a larger bag of shares. I did the same on NVDA, TSLA, and other winners.
Would be awesome for more people here to short TSLA or buy puts.
TSLA is running on whatever Charlie Sheen was doing circa 2011.
TSLA back to back tmrw
Fully compete when TSLA produces FSD.
It's fucking over. TSLA 350P for Friday.
Yall need to buy some TSLA calls before April hits if you like making money. Earnings and whatever else Elon tweets is gonna pump that stock. You don’t have to like the guy, you just gotta like making money
Tell me how msft is down more than TSLA. Make it make sense
TSLA price is unreal retardation levels
So... SpaceX and TSLA merger soon?
TSLA rips 1% off the low because, well, just because, OK?
Surely TSLA not going up because people are literally stupid enough to think they will sell more cars because of a blip in oil prices? I mean, people aren't \_that\_ facile and stupid are they?
I would not insure those ships, that's insanity What is Chubb thinking? Premiums higher than TSLA options near earnings?
i would love to buy some TSLA down at 200s
TSLA may be the all time winner for most propped up stock.
TSLA calls made me $250 yesterday and $926 today. Also sold my 8 shares of TSLA today for $125 profit. Tesla is cool. Microsoft doesn’t have any robots, Amazon is never going to Mars and last time I checked the ceo of Nvidia never stated “I hope they can bioengineer dinosaurs”
Thank you the best DD on TSLA I’ve seen in a decade
Buying TSLA above 410 today was pretty stupid lmfao
My TSLA 405c are giving me the ThomasTheTankEngine.png face
!banbet the pee stored in my balls for TSLA $420 right now
Unironically this whole Strait of Hormuz shit is probably the most bullish catalyst for TSLA in a long time. They're the only electric car manufacturer that can make electric cars at scale AND with profit. And I'm generally a massive TSLA bear.
Will TSLA close below 400
Absolutely hilarious reversal on AMZN and TSLA
TSLA better be careful with improving car sales or they'll be priced like a car manufacturer.
So I don't become the "guy who complains TSLA is up," we should start an inverse-me fund since I have a special ability to crash stocks. My recent accomplishments were CRM, MSFT and now STAG and BX. The big red candle literally occurred two seconds after my purchase occurred. If there are any put buyers interested in such a service:-)
I hate kangaroo market and why is TSLA up 😡😡😡
Exited my TSLA gay puts for a 3k loss. Man I was down like 8k. I am so glad I got to exit at a smaller loss. I legit can't care if it ends up dumping hard, i am so relieved man. Love you all, love wallstreetbets forever.
The complacency and ability to shug off any bad news in this market and keep buying ai hardware stocks and high beta shit like CVNA and TSLA is impressive. 3 years and its the same thing over and over. hats off bulls
TSLA rug pull incoming
GOOG now inverses the market along with TSLA
Idk guys TSLA gonna dump hard
Rotation into TSLA and Boner pills. Not a coincidence
TSLA 405p 0DTE I am a rational man
TSLA hasn't been relevant in like 6 months keep up
TSLA spike nicely on china sells growth
TSLA still on retard strength. Just let it die
Why do ppl get so mad when TSLA goes up
Feels like TSLA needs to come down from that pointless green dildo...news of them working on an AI bot because the one at his actual AI company failed isn't really the positive news it reads like
I just fucking hate everything about TSLA. All of it.
Markets are getting regarded again. TSLA is up 3%
Ah TSLA pumping... unfortunate for me
TSLA is suddenly a car company again
I don't need much, just TSLA to fall to 385 again so I can pay off my house and get my son out of jail. (his bail is more than my mortgage)
TSLA is so undervalued, have you seen their fundamentals? Imagine how much they will rise with FSD in flying cars, they will even come with a sexrobot so you can goon on your way to work. $600 is the only fair valuation at this point
Just ask grok , says TSLA to 438 by March 14th , so calls it is. Don't need anything to go rite in the company if your Elon it just goes up.
TSLA just stays valued like it sells every car on the planet lol
Not true. Its actually very easy to buy a TSLA put, people do it every day
You got a better shot at winning Powerball than buying a TSLA put.
My guess Greta Thunberg is secretly working with the Iranians to close the Straits of Hormuz. Never underestimate the pain a woman can cause. Calls on TSLA
Why is TSLA still in the top 100?
And have the TSLA sex robots pilot ships through hormuz
This is why TSLA is going to moon
TSLA is a tenbagger. Everybody will be buying EVs with high gas prices
TSLA acts so irrationally it has become a safe haven asset during times of uncertainty
[https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.1/zoom:8](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.1/zoom:8) shit's going boys. secretly drumpf had mercy on iran and they are going to stop and resume business as usual. short oil. short usa. in a good way. hormuz is free. but dont buy TSLA for god's sake, please a non-naziish renewable energy co.
**$ORCL** After strong earnings and guidance and more upgrades likely coming, It will continue moving higher. I am holding this position **$PATH** I am also holding this, but it has not moved much so far. Tomorrow’s earnings will likely define the direction. I believe the company has potential, but if institutional investors do not see the same opportunity, I may have to cut losses and move on **$MU** This is the stock everyone should watch as earnings next week. It has strong momentum, and I believe it has the potential to move **$100+ higher** if the numbers and outlook are strong **$TSLA** It has been trading sideways for some time. The stock may need another catalyst and/or strong narrative push from Elon to break out again :-) **$PLTR** I am currently stuck at a higher price. I am selling CC's and try exiting the position ASAP when the opportunity comes
They have stupid companies in them like TSLA and CVNA that you’d never buy if you were serious about stocks
been like this since AT LEAST when Elon started manipulating $TSLA back in the day
COSTCO's makes no sense either...nor TSLA....but here we are!
Is now a good time to buy TSLA?
Elon kid names so you can clearly see he's brightest mind of our generation: | First Name | Birth Year | |------------|-----------:| | Nevada Alexander | 2002 | | Griffin | 2004 | | Vivian Jenna | 2004 | | Kai | 2006 | | Saxon | 2006 | | Damian | 2006 | | X Æ A-Xii | 2020 | | Exa Dark Sideræl | 2021 | | Strider | 2021 | | Azure | 2021 | | Techno Mechanicus | 2022 | | Arcadia | 2024 | | Romulus | 2024 | | Seldon Lycurgus | 2025 | Full port TSLA calls tomorrow
Now might be a good time to short TSLA, since the Saudis are preoccupied with other stuff and can't step in to prop up above $400.
Patents on the detonation process and Hyperion unit. They are also developing downstream patents on what the specific graphene is used in. They just did an actuator patent. There is also regulatory moat. Other producers will have to prove that they can design a system like the hyperion that meets EPA, UK/EU REACH standards for the environment. That took years for HGRAF and most "competitors" have said fuck that noise and have opted for creating their own vertically integrated products. That means they have to get EPA approval for each new thing they come up with. HGRAF can now sell Graphene to Exxon/TSLA/Duracell whoever so that they can use the graphene to make the products they specialize in. GEIC partnership. Companies have been actively engaged with Hydrograph graphene for years at this point in Manchester UK at the GEIC. They know about the consistency and quality that they produce. The big hangup with Graphene has been that manufacturers can't count on getting quality and consistency at volume. They now can and have proven that their graphene can be used in the lab without agglomeration or restacking issues. So one, nobody else can make the quality graphene they do. Nobody else has regulatory clearance to sell bulk and would be years out from getting clearance to do so. Nobody else has the dedicated research with results from years of practical innovation at the GEIC with it. Nobody else has a scalable/modular production unit that only costs 500k to produce to ramp up with orders.
It's 2026 and people are still buying TSLA unironically
“Tesla FSD Almost Killed Me Today”: Tesla Stock (NASDAQ:TSLA) Notches Up Despite FSD Bloopers Gotta love it
Nap dammit, I was gonna buy 3 MU calls yesterday but bitch handed and brought TSLA calls, I could have been up way more
This time is different- pee is stored in the balls TSLA $420.69 eod
!banbet TSLA +5% 1d or pee is stored in the balls
Even fucking TSLA is green, what the fuck are you doing MSFT.
I bought TSLA calls instead of spy 😐
TSLA is the greatest scam in the history of mankind... (behind bitcorn...) therfore, puts (weekly exp)
> Why would TSLA be green when the market is red? why do you ask this question every day? you should see a doctor, your level of deranged obsession is unhealthy.
Why would TSLA be green when the market is red?
TSLA with good news on sales improving and good AI outlook? Down 4% TSLA announces mass exodus of execs? Up 2% Suck my cock
RIVN going to $30 this time. TSLA over here trying to ride Rivians thunder
Don’t become like that guy who gets triggered every day TSLA goes against him
Why is all the volatility in TSLA gone? Why does it act like a safe, stable stock?