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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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TSLA is basically carrying water for 3 different Musk companies and his relationship with the white house even though it's technically just Tesla stock
Market remains fake as long as TSLA is green
As long as TSLA is trading at 300+ I feel pretty good about buying the dip in this market
TSLA: You can hate me now. But I won’t stop now. 🎙️😎
If you buying TSLA, you crazy man
I just don’t get TSLA
I bought TSLA calls because it was the most regarded trade I could think of. I'm up 15%.
Usually a good sign that it's about to drop. TSLA doesn't give a fuck, though, so who knows. Put-To-Call ratio says it's not ending the day above $455.
Flight to safety (TSLA)
All are overvalued. TSLA is just a joke at this point.
buy TSLA bigger number more better
META forward PE 22 NVDA forward PE 23.5 ORCL forward PE 24.5 MSFT forward PE 25.5 AVGO forward PE 26.5 GOOGL forward PE 27.5 AMZN forward PE 29 NFLX forward PE 29.5 AAPL forward PE 30.5 AMD forward PE 33 TSLA forward PE 209
Lots of stuff look like shit ^(except fucking TSLA)
Its really a nightmare to trade puts on TSLA. Maybe the most overvalued stock of all time but that Fucker knows when people start buying puts. Whole point of that stock is to destroy option buyers.
Will people sell their TSLA stock for the space x ipo?
What‘s the pump in TSLA today? Do we know? Is it the Musk SpaceX IPO? Weird day to be honest on TSLA.
I longed TSLA at the wrong time fml
my TSLA 447.5 0dte calls that were down -50% at 12, and which I sold at breakeven are now x7 original price. FML
I dont really see the point in having any faith in this market when TSLA is sitting on $450+
dude you can say what ever you want but TSLA as a stock based on fundamentals doesn't make sense. It is like saying PEPE the coin is stupid because it doesn't have value and then later it pops up and the guy who bought it says he is smart. No dude, the world has a good dose of randomness. And stupid thinks can stay looking smart for a very long time. I have masters in robotics and work in automotive industry (BMW, Daimler, Volvo) everything that Musk says is stupid lies but his words make his investors feel smart so they keep poring money into the stock
Wouldn’t TSLA 500 be fun. One day…like today?
TSLA and CVNA behaving so crazy and memey… ripe for a crash.
I'd encourage you to explain why but TSLA still doesn't make any sense so I guess Oracle doesn't need to either.
SPCX, the next TSLA in stock market.
PLTR, KTOS, CVNA, TSLA are right where they should be but AVGO is obviously overvalued.
TSLA from 441 to 463, back all the way to 441, bounce all the way to 450. What a ride 🚗
TSLA bouta break out
TSLA has regard strength
You know what not to buy? Shit that is blood green right now like trash ass TSLA, overpriced NFLX, and WEED stocks like these Republicans will ever actually do anything pro-marijuana.
One more TSLA gigga pump please 🙏 These bags are heavy
So ya do I yolo TSLA puts or calls at this point
Those are indexes, they aren't nearly volatile enough as a singular stock like GOOGL or TSLA. Why do people even try to trade SPY while the market is so retarded?
STOP BUYING TSLA PUTs OF IT WILL NEVER DIE
Cmon man don’t dump a stock like NVDA at a 25 forward PE. dump TSLA at a 250x forward PE
You never said TSLA. By 0DTE most would expect SPY or QQQ which did the opposite of what you said 🤷
TSLA put on the spiked condom and fucked a lot of people without lube today
I'm up 5x today from buying TSLA near the peak and then selling once it dropped all the way back down... How is this strategy bad?
Let one of my 445p for 12/12 TSLA puts run for 8x. Easy money
I can’t believe I actually full ported TSLA and SPY calls. What’s wrong with me
Sold my TSLA puts at $445 for 5x profit in 2 hours. I'm done for the week now. TSLA probably drops more, but I ain't staring at a screen all day worrying about it.
Smart like the hater who said I was an idiot for believing in TSLA. I dared him to put up or shut up by shorting TSLA with $100k. After Trump got elected the stock doubled almost overnight. I hope he didn't do anything silly...
TSLA ride down was automatical and self driven. As close as Elon will ever come to self driving
How is TSLA up right now
TSLA is ultimate meme stock. Any other company would have to file for bankruptcy
NVDA, AMD, INTC, but literally anywhere you look is getting its pp slapped rn. Semis are kinda silly at least until China confirms whether or not they’re gonna take the NVDA chips, I’d assume they will and do a similar play they did to TSLA (catfish in a koi pond kinda thing).
you know its a bad day when even TSLA is red
fc TSLA man why tf is this shit still green when everything is blood red i hate this market i should have never been part of this Will see u ar the casino instead at least its not rigged🙃
I would not bet against TSLA. Been in the stock since the $10 days and have seen a million people lose a fortune thinking they're smarter than the richest person on the planet.
yet somehow TSLA is up. FK it. I'm joining the cult.
You guys never learn. Risky stocks come with risk, that’s why you don’t full port your GOOGs, your METAs, and such. When you pick safe havens like CVNA and TSLA, you can sleep easy.
TSLA calls for decimated lmfao
If only GOOGL had a quarter of the retard strength TSLA has.
Damn! Sold my TSLA puts too early. 3k was 6k 😡
LMAFO TSLA, go down back to hell
TSLA was up $15 just after market opening. All gone now
Ok fine. Full port TSLA $460Cs
Huh. TSLA's doing a Bart formation on the charts. I thought only corn and other crypto shitcoins did that.
How the FUCK is TSLA still green.
Funny how all the big TSLA bulls are pakistani and bangladeshi.
TSLA just dropped 12 bucks in like 30 mins... did anybody get any of that?
Has anyone noticed that stocks like NVDA and TSLA have crazy low options max pain numbers next week? 10%+ the current prices. Any idea what is going on?
When Elon gets bored of pumping taxis and robots with TSLA he will start pumping unrealistic space shit like moon data centres and robots mining astroids with Space X. Mark my words. That or his sycophants will be regarded enough to fall for it all. Autonomous roadster taxis to the nearest robot mined asteroid coming next year.
Okay, who’s the regard pumping TSLA
TSLA going red after that retard pump will make my fucking day
daddy why is market so red but TSLA and NFLX so green
Let’s go TSLA, I want a 2nd 10 bagger on the day
Nice quick 3k off TSLA puts lol I was terrified
TSLA doing the upside down V as usual, also known as Λ
I got TSLA puts for feb, I dont care about your opinion
TSLA puts, GOOGL calls. Don't 0DTE GOOGL though, it's a piece of shit stock
TSLA and Carv...make it make sense
RIVN is the new TSLA ?!!? No Elon, so thats a giant bonus
Every time I see TSLA’s absurd valuation, I feel like buying puts, but I’ve been burned so many times that I know better now.
4 of the 7 Mag7 are shitting the bed, it's up to AAPL, GOOG, and of course the real undervalued juggernaut TSLA, to hold the fort.
So TSLA is rallying because another company based on fraud will be included in SPY soon?
It’s hilarious watching all you TSLA 🌈 🐻’s squirm in stupor and confusion lolz Watch a fuckin YouTube video bro, there are hundreds of reasons why it’s pumping
Did Warren Buffett decide his last buy before retirement should be TSLA?
I'll never understand why you dolts hate on CVNA...your fate is the same as the TSLA shorts
Every time TSLA reports record low sales it moons lmao
STC 1x TSLA 12/19 440c @26.09; 14.91 -> 26.09; 75% profit STC 1x TSLA 12/19 450c @19.09; 9.79 -> 19.09; 95% profit Was supposed to be a Monday event but happy to take profit now!
STC 1x TSLA 12/19 440c @26.09; 14.91 -> 26.09; 75% profit STC 1x TSLA 12/19 450c @19.09; 9.79 -> 19.09; 95% profit Was supposed to be a Monday event but happy to take profit now!
Shitty TSLA randomly up 3.4% just because.
Kind of hilarious that TSLA is pumping with RIVN when the big news of yesterday was that Rivian is including LiDAR with R2 which Tesla refuses to do (which I would argue will leave them at a severe disadvantage).
Full porting TSLA 0DTE puts here
Kind of hilarious that TSLA is pumping with RIVN when the big news of yesterday was that Rivian is including LiDAR with R2 which Tesla refuses to do (which I would argue will leave them at a severe disadvantage).
TSLA is on pure retard strength again today
Welp, there's a good chance that $420 in AH will be "THE" macro top for Broadcom. Oh well, at least my shares are free due to my actions last year. I'm starting to think there's a good chance that TSLA will set a fresh all time high to close this year with the Nasdaq top in late October standing up for good for 2025. That may honestly irritate me even MORE than the Broadcom deal does.
TSLA isn't even funny anymore. What the actual fuck WHY