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SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
SPY is pumping on 1/3 normal volume while $8B in dark pool prints load. You are the exit liquidity. Stop buying.
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 29 2026
Review of last week: AI remains the main theme, but the market has become selective
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
US cranks up pressure on China EVs with Polestar ban
Mag 7 selloff: real risk or just oversold panic?
Tips on stocks great for CSPs/Wheeling right now? I'm looking for consistent income and low stress
SpaceX is already trading like one of America's biggest companies
Accessing US Stock Leverage from Europe: Platforms, Limitations and Alternatives
All the regarded SPCX doomers don’t remember TSLA
Could Musk Use the SpaceX IPO to Boost TSLA and Help Unlock His 2025 Compensation Package?
ARK 13F Breakdown: Heavy Biotech Buys, Adding AMD While Trimming Tesla
Remember when Evil Buu split off of Fat Buu, them ate Fat Buu and became Super Buu?
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | June 15 2026
Would love some honest feedback on my portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
Would love some feedback on my stock portfolio - heavy on tech, open to criticism
SpaceX stock jumps 19% from $135 to $161 in record IPO debut, largest in market history
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
SPCX at 2.27 Trillion Market Cap - 6th highest and within 12% of AMZN
SPCX is going to tank whenever it goes live.
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
SPCX Will Blow Right Past the Moon and Into the Next Galaxy
New midweek expiration dates getting approved by regulators
The most interesting SpaceX trade might not be SpaceX.
I’m calling it—SPCX is gonna pump to $10T
Will this scenario happen? Hypothethical TSLA SPCX merger
Bought AMD 180 calls last week thinking earnings would rocket it, now staring at -45% and bagholding like a dumb ape
TSLA FSD Europe Dominoes Start Falling: Denmark Becomes 4th Country to Approve FSD Supervised
Everyone wants SpaceX. That’s the problem.
I watched this video on EV tech in China from Rich Rebuilds - TSLA is essentially vaporware
On days like this you gotta take the wins where you can find them. (TSLA puts YOLO for SpaceX deflation).
JP Morgan Upgrades from Sell>Neutral and Raises PT from $145>$475 1 Week From the SpaceX IPO
I don’t think 0DTE QQQ and TSLA puts were the way to go here
Spacex, OpenAI, and Anthropic IPOs are investment opportunities and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
$GOOGL is the only MAG7 worth owning (and first to 10T market cap).
SpaceX IPO Might Make Virgin Galactic ($SPCE) The Hottest Meme Stock of Summer
If you could only hold one stock for the next ten years…no hedging, no diversification
LiDAR sensors is the next super cycle and you're going to buy the wrong stock
Posted GEX levels before open today 5/26 — 9 out of 9 held at king by close
The market can't crash until Michael Burry gives up on being bearish
Tuesday's 5/26 GEX levels before the open — last week 8/11 held at king
Options Questions Safe Haven periodic megathread | May 25 2026
The S&P 500 is trading at 31.8x earnings. What exactly is the bull case from here?
Why the app you’re using should be a stock you own ($RDDT)
Why the Stock Market Can Literally Never Go Down Again
Bear case on IQ tax meme stocks during SpaceX IPO.
Posted GEX levels before market open Friday— 8 out of 11 held at king by close
TSLA down today but $106M in bullish flow hit into close. Here is the trade I am watching.
Clenched my ass cheeks that TSLA would recover. Almost pissed my pants. After being down over $1000, I walked away with a little over $180
100% winrate today scalping SPY and TSLA, made $14k and it’s my birthday too 😝
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Mapped the AI supply chain over the last 3 months, the bullish half stops at the chip layer
Am I crazy or are on-chain options massively underrated?
SpaceX will crash the market and cause a lost decade or two
Built a free options flow scanner that explains what each sweep actually means, not just raw data
Bearish on US-China Talks (0 DTE Stock Parlay May 15th)
🚀 TSLA Musk-China Hype Week: Turned Blood into Bucks! 💰
Could the Trump–Xi China meeting move AAPL,NVDA and other companies stock more than people expect?
NVDA, Apple and who cares about TSLA, all about get back China market share.
Sharing today's trades: I closed out my positions with a profit of $300,000.
The current price target from JPMorgan for TSLA 😳👀
Retarded things happen to retarded people. Thanks $TSLA.
should Jr.Burry load up $TSLA puts ?
AMD 455 call options not assigned -- a bit puzzled.
I would rather have IONQ or BE than TSLA or BTC at this point
I built a safety-first AI options trader to make money without working
Lost half my port on NVDA calls in March, finally clawed my way back
Mentions
🙏 TSLA and SPCX for bringing generational wealth to the masses.
Ford and GM were supposed to eat TSLA for lunch according to Jim Chanos…whoops!
These comments lmao. It never ceases to amaze me how people will take the moral high ground and change their definition of success to their malleable, internal view of morality so that they can feel superior. Refusing to invest in TSLA or SPCX because of your “morals” is stupid (because they are actually quite noble companies)
TSLA has litterally matched the Nasdaq (barely outperformed) over 1 and 10 years. How is that riduculos?
smart money knows TSLA is about to crush estimates on July 2 for delivery numbers. Could be the start of massive run
Hopefully TSLA puts come through
TSLA chart today outperformed every single Msft chart upto the 5 year mark That’s how fucking ridiculous this is
nahh man. TSLA is the gold standard, Chinese EVs have better OS than BB. Their moat can be easily crushed if TSLA willing to collaborate with legacy auto makers
I burned myself multiple times by betting against Melon in TSLA. Never again
I just need TSLA under $400 tomorrow or wednesday before EOD. I promise I’ll never do options on it again.
This type of headline would push TSLA up 12%
Shorted both SPCX and TSLA because fuk Elon
You took some vague data and made a lot of assumptions on them, you stretched what can concretely be called "repositioning" into global worldwide crash. You even refer to it as such "repositioning" AMD having loads of 0dte calls when they are trending and have bullish news coming out consistently, and TSLA OTM call volume as if that never happens must equal "manufactured green screen". And you site two countries down on imports as=global catastrophe. And the fed indicating hikes is not new ie priced in., they change their mind on a dime anyhow, only thing of concern you point to is consumer spending down, which was a given being gas prices bc of the crisis. Whether the crisis continues, or keeps going is the only thing that matters and Taco remains true. Midterms corrections are nothing new, but that's what it'll be not anything to do with what you try to correlate here
watching https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA270617P00300000/ for my entry LOL
Okay im buying TSLA AT THE TOP EXIT
So many low TSLA PUTS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING TO MOON
Whoever keeps trying to short TSLA.. # THANK YOU FOR THE FREE MONEY
lol, TSLA up more than WEN today
TSLA's fundamentals are the weights of elon's ballz
I bought more of MSFT instead of TSLA because of FuNdaMenTALs 🙃
TSLA casual 9% on a random Monday
This TSLA moon today doesn't make any fuckin sense dawg. Total lockout rally.
TSLA went 56x with that 0dte fml I have to work
Infinite money glitch for Elon, if they dump SPCX...all those clowns are going to put there money into TSLA and vice-versa 🤡
Define Retarded: Buying TSLA $400 0DTEs for $35 at the open and selling them for $70 and watching them go to $1,100
I want to buy 1dte TSLA puts hmmmmm
That TSLA pump is just on pure retardium
most of the money pushing them up is coming from passive fund investing tbh. remember TSLA is still a large component of both SPY and QQQ.
Yeah, TSLA is dumb as fuck, but don't forget it's technically down YTD, so it's kinda the reverse, the only thing keeping it from plunging to the Earth's core is Elon's dumbass juggling dumber investors.
Shit Elon can just create infinite artificial pumps by announcing new "partnerships" between TSLA and SPCX every week. I dont know how the market always falls for this dogshit but I guess I can't argue against results, fucker has gamified the market.
Might not be tomorrow but expecting $TSLA puts to pay very well at some point this week. That daily candle is wonky.
Yeah... most important thing about a stock is it's price. That's the main reason ARK has underperformed is not the stock picks. She is pretty good at trading TSLA tho
Did the TSLA sex robots cure cancer or something?
did TSLA make QQQ move the most today? NVDA barely moved , MSFT and AAPL are red
TSLA like crypto some years back has sporadic retard strength. I would never try to short it because it can just explode in value off of nothing or even on terrible news.
Carito Fastito exits the garage like **vrommito vroomito** — but then Ultrafastito pulls up with the forbidden **VROOMITO VROOMITO MAXIMO**. Carito Fastito: “I am speedito.” Ultrafastito: “No. You are merely slightly accelerato.” Then from the shadows: Ballerina Cappuccina spins the traffic cone. Tralalero Tralala honks in 7/8 time. “Maybe I was never Ultrafastito… maybe the real vroomito was the brainrotito we made along the way.” TSLA $500 🚀🚀
TSLA just unbelievable, glad I sold my puts this makes no sense besides insiders knowing something
$30 move in TSLA is just wild
TSLA will dump now that all our 0 dte puts got sold by our broker at 3pm
TSLA ripping a casual 8 percent today. All completely normal and rational movements in an efficient market
The move in TSLA today is unbelievable, no drop at all just straight pump non stop
I’ve got calls on SPCX TSLA SPY and MU and I feel dirty about it
Did Space pedo cure cancer or why is TSLA up like a shitcoin?
All the pump got used up by TSLA over the day.
TSLA will finish the day at 420 lol
I got MSFT calls and TSLA puts 🤡🤡🤡
I got MSFT calls and TSLA puts 🤡🤡🤡
Damn had TSLA $400 calls in my watchlist, would be up 60k 🙃
TSLA closing over 410 is pretty bullish tbh
Common TSLA go down I’m down bad
Won’t be too long before TSLA is worth more than MSFT
forget value investing the higher the PE the more it pumps CBRS TSLA SPCX
TSLA +7% is pretty bullshit
TSLA is only allowed to go up on short holiday weeks
if there's anything I learned is that don't trust any TSLA pumps. got burned too many times
How the fuck is TSLA up almost 8%?
nothing like a good ol' TSLA pump and dump on the daily
OMG TSLA!! Dump it already for fuck sake!!
Not a single post about TSLA! What’s going on with WSB
raise your hand if you shorted TSLA today?
Common TSLA print these shorts
Bought some TSLA 0DTE Puts, it's the obvious play so it's obviously not gonna play out
Do we all have TSLA puts? How is it going up so much? Who is buying?
If TSLA could stop going up, that would be nice.
Looks like the street knows the TSLA acquisition details
Here I go stupidly playing TSLA 0TDEs again!
TSLA: if you hated it at 350, you’ll love it 400!
Why did no one tell me TSLA cured cancer
wtf TSLA, are they trying to get 420.69 today?
SPCX +4% TSLA +4% suggests this pump is based on nothing but Cathie Woods style futurism
TSLA up 7% on pure retardium strength 🤣
TSLA somehow always defaults back to $420
I didn't think when I said TSLA $400 today I'd be talking about puts
How many cars $TSLA sold ? How many Robotaxi sold ? Robotaxi like App ride, $LYFT, $UBER when inflation 4.3%, interest rate high, high capex, low margin as inflation cost high for part and labor
Paper handed TSLA $400 0dtes for $70 - now trading for $450 Lesson: Bers make money Bulls make money Pigs drive lambos
TSLA's moron back at it again
I had aapl puts and TSLA calls fml
TSLA makes me laugh every single day
Elmo dumping all his fake SPCX winnings into TSLA is peak regard trapping
TSLA up thinking to do CC for July 31st Strike $450 premium around $7.25
Good time to offload your bags on SPCX and TSLA today.