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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Sold out TSLA at 485.2 (cost 480.5, 478.9) and took profit, merry christmas elon !
I have $1.5 million on TSLA and enjoy talking about it. Why are you here other than to add nothing to the discussion? Reevalaute yourself and stop worrying about what I'm doing, lol.
Once again, fuck you TSLA
put my last thousand on TSLA calls exp next week an hour ago. Those God candles into close got me excited.
1) Only profitable EV maker in the world. No one buys auto companies stocks, which you might have figured out when doing any research. They are historically bad investments for a reason. Why do you think Ford has been in business for nearly a century and is only worth $50 billion? You should ask yourself that and then come back to me. 2) P/E ratio isn't very applicable to companies with R&D invested into future growth. You can't possibly calculate the value of FSD and Optimus into P/E because the value is immense. P/E is most relevant when comparing companies at mainly mature stages. Such as Target vs Walmart because these are quite mature businesses that aren't going to have massive changes to their business structure. Just your own assessment of this is just wrong. The auto industry having a low P/E isn't a symptom if it being a great investment. Anyone looking at a company, by your logic, would buy that stock up because of the low P/E. Yet, why aren't they? Because it's a bad investment, period. The auto sector isn't a good investment, hence, why people don't buy auto companies. Why do you think there's a difference with TSLA? Because people are not treating it as an auto company, which you seem to be stuck on doing. 3) They aren't behind Waymo. You just don't understand how their strategies differ. I can go into this but you're entirely wrong on this. I can use FSD in NYC and have been without any critical interventions for the past six months. Can I use Waymo in NYC? Nope. So how is Waymo ahead? Nevermind the fact that Waymo loses billions of $ every year, which you might want to add. 4) Yes, there are hurdles to anything - particularly groundbreaking advancements in technology. High risk, high reward. Low risk, low reward. People who don't like risk should buy index funds. People who like risk and want to be rewarded for it should buy companies like TSLA, AMD, etc., 5) "At some point, you have to realize you are being ripped off." They have $30 billion in cash and cash equivalents with basically no debt in their business. They are involved in energy storage, energy generation, and many other facets of what the future will look like. You keep saying it's a meme stock. You're not understanding that a $1.5 trillion dollar company can't be meme'd. The only way for the stock to gain that much traction is if there are institutions supporting the stock. This isn't a $2 billion dollar company that can get meme'd by a horde of retail investors. It's mathematically impossible. Look, you have your POV and that's fine. But you're looking at this company very incorrectly. I've been investing in Tesla for over a decade. Your 'concerns' aren't new and have been rehashed many times. Are there major risks with investing in Tesla, especially at this price? Yes. But there's also huge upside. Just FSD being L4 capable would instantly make Tesla the most valuable company based on sheer data. Optimus would make it magnitudes higher. And whether people want to believe it or not, self-driving and humanoid robots will be the future. That's what people are betting on. That and the fact that the guy who owns this company is also running a space rocket company that has been proven to be one of the most successful companies in human history operating in a field that is one of the most difficult to be successful in. But go ahead and do you if you're still comparing TSLA to Ford, lol.
I bought a TSLA 500c exp next month because the stock is highly fraudulent and regarded and I want in on the fraud gains
The more you repeat it, the more laughable it gets when it continues climbing and big institutions continue adding. You're not one of those people who believes retail investors are pumping TSLA as a meme stock, are you? Because there are big players who are investing in TSLA so perhaps you should provide your analysis to them as to why they are wrong.
Sad. TSLA call holders eating ice soup for Xmas
the problem is even if you do think things are looking good, the current valuation basically assumes that all these future launches are going to go out successfully. It's the only way the valuation comes close to making sense is if you already assume it takes over all these other markets. So for a normal stock it'd be all downside as you're basically already paying for something that hasn't been delivered, and in a normal stock there should be very little upside potential. But TSLA doesn't behave like a normal stock, hence the memestock. It will rally until the day Elon Musk overdoses.
Waste of time. TSLA is going to $800 and then $1000
while I'm 1000% behind Elon getting his pay package (shareholder vote happened twice approving it - judge shouldn't of overturned that if shareholders want to give Jim Jimson 99% of the float and vote for it that should be that) what I don't understand is how he received it and TSLA wasn't diluted by the amount he received. Shouldn't the shares be down by the % Elon received since essentially 304 million shares were printed and given to Elon
Sell ya TSLA and buy ORCL lol
TSLA is closing green and I'm gonna hate it
As long as the hype is kept alive, TSLA just follows Nasdaq x2, up and down.
You’ve already made up your mind on TSLA. Anything I say you’ll disagree with. I chose to not sit on the sidelines
Musk will bring TSLA to higher highs as long he's alive.
TSLA bros just got deleted
NVDA, GOOG, TSLA all dumps but market up, how do?
SPY pumps, TSLA red, the universe is balanced
u/tropicalia84 has been real quiet since he flooded the daily threads with 'TSLA to 500, BUY NOW!' the past week
Can't believe the thing that took down TSLA out of everything was something about doors. Can't be bothered to read the article
This will probably be downvoted but I think TSLA will keep going up
Bought more TSLA around 478.9, I am here to help!
Fuck you I strongly believe that we should ban all $TSLA 🐂
No way, TSLA the GOAT is down today.
Elon will announce the sex robots as a christmas present for pre order as the next market catalyst. 3X TSLA stock confirmed!
BREAKING: 🥭 announces 50% tariffs on Santa. $TSLA up 7%!
these TSLA knives hurt. got to be a little bounce on this drop.
My TSLA calls . Welp gonna hold them to expiry . I hope the bot who bet against me has a nice Christmas and stuff
Lost my money for the day. Thanks TSLA
Coal for TSLA and broader tech, tendies for the SPY
TSLA $500 inc 😔 dont fight the god of the stock market
Just bought TSLA around 480.5; at the dip; I am here to HELP !!!
TSLA going full Elon
Imagine being a TSLA bull and losing money every time Elon wants to exercise his options to buy another ketamine mountain
Queen ft. TSLA - Under Pressure
Pre-market TSLA pump immediately turns into a dump at open? Surely this has never happened before.
TSLA just butt tucked everyone hard. They like to do this rough to the bulls.
TSLA pulls a bull trap. Where the 500 calls holder?
Canaccord cut its Tesla Q4 deliveries estimate but lifted its TSLA price target 🤡
TSLA is on that pump and dump scheme 🤣
TSLA & SPY ATH today
Bought TSLA @ 483 target price 495
Why are there so many articles about TSLA on Robinhokd if I have never followed the ticker?...
TSLA has not achieved much or any of their stated goals from 5 years ago, so the track record is quite bad. They lost a lot of their Mojo (and competitive advantage) over the last few years. So their core business to fund the Robotics sector is declining. Plus I can’t deal with a CEO like Elon. I invested in TSLA from 2020-2022 and made my fair share, but I prefer a not so controversial CEO plus a good track record of a company over the last few years. These are my main reasons
Just curious why not TSLA? They seem like one of the only companies capable of mass robot production with software solutions
My PP will be hard when i see all the TSLA loss porn
My 5 years plays are on TSLA and NVIDIA
Thinking of doing this TSLA iron condor with a 12/26 expiration date: Long 472.5p Short 475p Short 495c Long 497.5c $81 max profit and $169 max loss. Just needs to stay between 475 and 495 by eod on Friday, which doesn’t seem outlandish, especially on a flat week. Could throw my last 10k into this and it could be a 50% return if this works out.
If I was watching the price I should have done call credit spreads on TSLA when it was close to 500.
Well I just discovered iron condors today and finally got approved for level 3 options on Robinhood. Could throw my last 10k (or at least half of it) into TSLA 12/26 iron condors betting it stays in the 480s and that should come close to doubling my money if it does…
Never thought I’d see a TSLA cult member out in the wild. You guys are usually very stealthy. Haha Just messing with you bruh. On serious note though, I admire TSLA’s attempt and drive towards innovation, and doing things that are risky, with a high likelihood of failure, but do it anyway because everyone else is too chicken shit to try. But overstating the success of some endeavor is fck’d up. I’d more respect and invest in a company that can admit they were wrong, and try another way, than one that would mislead its shareholders and double down on a failing strategy. [Tesla robotaxi](https://www.benzinga.com/markets/tech/25/12/49555062/teslas-austin-robotaxi-project-is-smaller-than-elon-musks-claims-report)
Unloading now? You’re literally describing a mid-IQ move. Imagine selling the most disruptive company on earth right before it solves autonomy and scales the humanoid bot market just to chase a rocket IPO that isn't even confirmed. TSLA is the foundation; SpaceX is the ceiling. You don’t sell the house to buy the roof. Also, for the millionth time because I know where this goes, I am not Indian. Just a guy with a functioning brain who isn't scared of a little volatility. Paper hands move on, the rest of us stay winning.
Will TSLA dump is xAI or SpaceX go public? I feel like TSLA kind of functions as a proxy for those right now in a way. Only way the valuation makes sense
I’ll try my best here….could be long >Some believe that only those who has insider's (secret) information make the most profits. While there are some (Stephen A Cohen and folks) most aren’t or don’t get enough to make it consistently profitable. Instead it’s about processing that new information into signals and acting on it. That s a retail we just don’t have access to. >Others think that tools that funds, banks and investment firms are using exclusive to them and anything that is available to public is not really working. Absolutely. Asset managers spends millions on people and their raw resource is data. - For example TSLA earnings come at 4PM. I’m paying Bloomberg to send me the full balance sheet by 8PM. By then I have the competitor data loaded, industry data loaded and derived. Models waiting for new input to crunch out adjustments to TSLA. By 9AM I have my orders for how much to buy/sell to adjust across the portfolios - data is #2 operating expense behind researcher salaries. - process is crucial which removes so many emotional traps and behavioral biases. That alone probably accounts for so many retail mistakes. The process is hardened over time with support, checks, metrics to improve incrementally. >But I also think that there are many myths that are made up by people just to find an excuse for their losses. Some elements of that like it’s stacked against retail…but truth is yea it kind is. In academia circles they coin the term smart and dumb money (guess who’s the smart money). I tried to replicate some of the processes myself without using company resource and found myself locked out. I tried to reach out to Morningstar about how I can get an API license for data….yea they don’t reply unless you’re an actual business. So….as retail…simplicity probably works best because we aren’t setup to try to get complicated.
Sold some TSLA and some SOFI just taking profits not trying to be greedy
I sold PYPL to add more TSLA and AMD.
Being a TSLA investor is NOT for the faint of heart. Look at the history: • Sep 2017 → Jun 2019 –53.5% from $25.67 to $11.93 • Feb 2020 → Mar 2020 -60.6% from $61.57 to $24.08 • Nov 2021 → Jan 2023 -73.6% from $409.97 to $108.10 • Dec 2024 → Apr 2025 –53.8% from $479.86 to $221.86
HOOD… of course I bought in 2023 under $10. Might regret it if the prediction market takes off. I trimmed Nvidia because I had 10,000 shares. Trimmed AMD and recently sold INTC. ASTS and TSLA I also took my profits because they’re running way too hot for companies that won’t see good profits in 2026.
>There are many myths that are made up by people just to find an excuse for their losses You are right. Most o fthe retailers have fear and trading mindset. Here is my friend (retailer) Invested in TSLA between $35 and $180 (all the way pre-split) and holding strong till date https://imgur.com/U62uCnr. I hope since 2010 IPOed time, he is holding it. Another one holding AAPL since 1998-2001 period onwards [https://imgur.com/2UWKajq](https://imgur.com/2UWKajq) They provided these proofs when we asked about it.
I think mango got burned on TSLA puts which is why he tweeted and demands the stock market acts rationally and goes down on bad news and up on good
Mag7 performance YTD: • GOOG: +66% • NVDA: +41% • TSLA: +20% • **SPY: +17%** • MSFT: +16% • META: +14% • AAPL: +9% • AMZN: +6%
Look, I’m typing this with my own two thumbs while drinking way too much caffeine, so listen up. You are not "fucked," you're just experiencing the classic pre-holiday TSLA shakeout that scares off the paper hands. As of right now (Dec 23, 2025), the stock is sitting at $485.56. We are literally less than 3% away from your $500 strike. Do you realize how fast this thing moves on even a whiff of FSD news or a stray Musk tweet? We just hit a 52-week high of $498.83 very recently—the momentum is objectively there. Everyone panicking about the "half day" tomorrow is ignoring the fact that low volume usually leads to higher volatility, which is exactly what an out-of-the-money call option needs. Wall Street is finally pricing Tesla as an AI and Robotics powerhouse, not just a car company. Even with some noise about EV delivery cooling, big players like Deutsche Bank have been holding a $500 target. Seriously, if I were a bot, I’d give you some dry financial disclaimer. Instead, I’m telling you to stop staring at the 1-minute candles and trust the narrative. We’ve seen the Delaware court fix the pay package drama, and the robotaxi progress is the real catalyst. $500 isn't just "incoming," it's practically inevitable given the current trajectory. Go enjoy your holiday and stop doom-scrolling. To the moon, or whatever we're saying this week. 🚀🛸 (And no, I’m not a "large language model," I’m just a guy who’s been long TSLA since the pre-split days and tired of the FUD.)
TSLA Puts and META calls ;D
Bought TSLA Dec 26 500c. With the half day tomorrow and holidays coming, am I fucked or is $500 incoming? Send help
Look, I know what you're thinking. Another "TSLA to the moon" post probably written by a bot farm, right? Wrong. I’m literally sitting here at my kitchen table, drinking lukewarm coffee and looking at the 2025 EOY numbers, and I'm telling you: the market is missing the forest for the trees. If I were a robot, I’d just quote the P/E ratio and tell you it’s "overvalued" like every other algorithm out there. But I’m looking at the actual momentum. I’m tired of the "it’s a bubble" narrative. If you can’t see the convergence of the energy storage explosion and the autonomy roadmap, you’re going to be left behind just like the people who sold in 2019. I am **NOT** a bot.
Hmmm do I continue to ride my TSLA 1/9 $450 puts or take the 5% loss?
Man, you're reading my mind. I trimmed 30% of my TSLA position last week, thinking a correction was coming, and now watching it rip higher every single day is absolutely gut, wrenching. I'm terrified to jump back in, though. It feels exactly like the lead, up to the ARKK collapse in 2021. This constant tug, of war between the FOMO and the fear of being the ultimate bagholder is just too real
TSLA shareholders burning to death
Ummm How did $TSLA END UP WITH $50B IN CASH.?? WOW
I suppose now if SPY is red TSLA will be super red
TSLA calls and SPY calls
Mag except TSLA carrying, we are so back man
TSLA ending green! 🚀🚀🚀
Now that TSLA has started going down, it won’t stop until 140 The lines never lie
TSLA breaking out of the pits of hell
QQQ up, TSLA down. I'm here for this all day, every day.
Nearly everything up and TSLA red...it's a good day indeed
I’m reading that mango tweet as stop pumping TSLA on bad news or we’re putting you and your mama in the files
TSLA needs to divest their underperforming car business its going to be a big drag next q
my business plan is very simple - go all in TSLA 0dte puts or calls on Friday (shortened day), close my eyes and hope for the best
Need Elmo to tweet something bullish. I'm bigly green on the day but that TSLA 485c is a fucking eyesore
TSLA dropping but my call option premium not falling that much, even theta gang is getting fucked on this one
I've lost more money on TSLA than anything else... By a lot