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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Imagine if TSLA goes back over 380 lol
You do realize TSLA has been in decline the last three years? TSLA made way, way more money in 2023 than they will make in 2026. They are going backwards.
Someday TSLA is going to do the same thing CAR is doing. I can't wait.
I have ordered TSLA to dump at triple the level or retardation, thank you for your attention to this matter - not from retard in chief.
TSLA tards always make sure calls print after fat dips. Always.
VM, how likely is it TSLA retraces morning losses today
Lost 43% of my portfolio playing TSLA calls when it sank $5 in like 10 min, then switched to puts and then it started rising. Ped is cursed
I would like an sp500 minus TSLA and PLTR and I don’t want to replicate it, by shorting. I am surprised none of the big brokerage companies offers this.
I feel like I did when I bought 30k of Tesla in 2017. We’re at the beginning of something massive (way more than TSLA) and it’s already starting to take hold in economic terms even though it’s quite nascent and is still being built out. 2026 is the year of OpenClaw and agentic AI - chat bots seem quaint by comparison. Claude is actively writing new capabilities for itself and it’s showing the speed of their feature releases given their team size (I used to work at a Mag 7 back in the day and it took us months to ship simple features - now my dev ships new features in days by himself). There is an epic earthquake that is happening and we don’t have enough compute - not by a long shot - to satisfy the coming demand. This will play out not only in infrastructure buildouts for the next decade but efficiency gains of models running locally and hybrid distributed compute (ala Tesla cars being wired up to share the compute load when charging for example). It won’t be a smooth ride but there’s a lot of economic activity that will be shifted onto AI. The question then becomes what happens to humans who don’t own assets (ie most people) and the answer is very murky. We will have a 10% ownership class that reaps most of the reward from this but it’d be scary to be in the 90%
TSLA waiting to hit the signature V
TSLA blew straight past those 69k 370p contracts like it was nothing lmfao
Damn TSLA put which I sold for break even because I was too chicken to hold through earnings now up 80%
SNDK is killing my put right now. Only being evened out by my TSLA put…
This may surprise some of you but this TSLA post earnings reaction is on the mild side of reactions
Let's go TSLA. The cat doesn't have all day. Wtf Elon?
bottom just fell out of TSLA
TSLA will be heading back for fresh lows, hopefully PLTR too. Finally some justice in this market.
like CAR rugged or TSLA rugged or Microsoft rugged?
VM should I invest in TSLA stock today?
Who the hell ran TSLA up to 385?
TSLA should’ve announced that they’re a shoe company now
TSLA should be 600 right now. Elon is the MAN!
VM said TSLA floor was $380, it lied, the bot is full of lies
MSFT trading as just a software seller is insane.... It's like saying TSLA is a car company!!!
MSFT must be tied to TSLA somehow
come on TSLA you can dump more than that. I'm waiting for 0
Spin the wheel to see where TSLA end up at the end of the day
Sold my TSLA 390 puts at open at the tippy top. It's steak and hookers tonight boys!
Had my finger on TSLA 400c and pussied out. Gonna take a bath with my toaster
I am the idiot. I really am. Somehow this shit fucking stock TSLA gets me every time. My puts were green. Now they sure as fuck aren't
TSLA rocket ship to prop up the index
TSLA with the recovery lol
Buying the TSLA dip reall lurked lmao Thanks for the free money chodes
I did that with TSLA, made about 3% 🤣 It didn't move as far as I hoped
TSLA recovering. Never fails to disappoint.
TSLA Vaporware ways are numbered. The autistic genius knows it too. He should have never had that much net worth appreciation from Tesla, but here we are and the goofy MF is now borrowing against his overpriced POS shares and buying into space X.
So much for the TSLA celebratory high 5s last night
TSLA always influence negative vibe to the rest of the
👀TSLA loading up the f*ck you cannons
How is TSLA red? They still don’t have their supposed flagship product and they don’t make any money. Past 5 years have taught me that should be bullish as fuck. Retail! BUY BUY BUY
WSB is the true holy land, the proof being that many prophets here foretold that TSLA would open red after that end of market +4% yesterday.
Just wanna say a nice - lol - to all the TSLA call holders.
No - Tesla had a massive amount of value on its balance sheet in terms of underutilized capacity from newly built plants and it had a compelling story for margin expansion that has gone largely unrealized due to elons failure to deliver on FSD (and FSD subscriptions). This would be equivalent to buying TSLA post-run-up, at a valuation that’s ~600% more expensive (90x revs vs 15x revs
Can't even collect on the TSLA puts surgery. Gonna be - 0.01% by market open lol
Damn, remember when TSLA was 400 yesterday?
Yeah, that worked out so well for people holding TSLA puts all these years! Why does anyone think this case will be different?
Oh fuck, Cramer said buy TSLA
VM what’s the move on TSLA today
Never an easy earnings for TSLA
TSLA only pumps when Leon gets holed and starts talking about how the robots will make everyone "universal high income" we all just need to buy the robots first. That and when they get an apocalyptic car sales report, nothing juices Tesla like selling less stuff!
In any case, I maintain that $TSLA will rise to 450.
The IPO Elon is seeking will SpaceX bigger than TSLA. So it definitely has to be a leveraged buyout
BREAKING NEWS!: RBC trims TSLA stock price forecast from $480 to $475!
Nah.... TSLA will leverage buyout SpaceX. That's how Elon will get the valuation he needs for his 1 trillion pay package
So the merge with TSLA will be announced within a month?
Of course TSLA and MsFT not participating
Yes, well aware he confirmed it. I’m also aware that there hasn’t been any contracts signed as that would require INTC to file paperwork for it as well as TSLA. Neither has done so. This could materialize, or it could be like hyperloop and never happen or be like FSD where it’s just around the corner for years. What’s does A14 do today for the price when they can’t get their current node to be efficient
I will ride TSLA all the way down to zero dollars just to prove that my bad luck is unparalleled. You’re welcome, Bears.
Good article below and here's the gist from the author's X post: >Tesla $TSLA earnings might look good on the surface, but they are in complete shambles if you dig even a little: >- Tesla Listed "one-time warranty and tariff benefits" as the #1 driver of profitability — refused to disclose the dollar amount >- Seemingly Booked IEEPA tariff refunds as income in both auto AND energy segments after the Supreme Court ruling — a one-quarter windfall >- Stretched supplier payments from 61 to 71 days — up from 52 days two quarters ago — adding $1.3B to payables to juice cash flow >- Issued $4.3B in new debt (3x last quarter) to keep the cash position flat after a $2B SpaceX investment >Meanwhile: deliveries missed, inventory piling up to 27 days of supply, energy storage down 15%, and GAAP net margin was just 2.1% https://electrek.co/2026/04/22/tesla-tsla-q1-2026-one-time-benefits-warranty-tariff-refunds-margins/
Guys, I'm fine if SPY drops today as long as it's just TSLA going to $299 that does it.
TSLA should be $1000 a share and I’m not exaggerating.
I followed Elons advice to buy 100K worth of TSLA to be a millionaire and I am not too confident now.
When do we think TSLA FSD lawsuits start getting announced? Asking for a friend that owns 4000 TSLZ.
Im officially a TSLA bag holder
I’ll buy one TSLA call when it hits $300 later today
Those with TSLA calls last night were giving it large. Where have they gone?
NOW, IBM, TSLA earnings bad
Looks like Musk deliberately tanked TSLA during the earnings call. Probably he wants to buy more TSLA stocks or wants SpaceX to buy Tesla for cheap.
Ok, looked into TSLA earnings report and it's actually pretty f bad. They might become unprofitable by the end of the year at this rate.
Are my TSLA 390 puts going to print? Expire tomorrow
TSLA puts? That report was absolutely terrible.
Man… digging into deeper into TSLA earnings report. Absolute dogshit report, lipstick on a pig.
TSLA crashing the market
TSLA’s coming back to even at open, right?
Good catch on the revenue miss! It's less surprising given Tesla's Q1 2026 earnings report on April 22 highlighted a significant profitability growth, potentially at the expense of top-line, and the company's European registrations actually soared 84.3% YoY in March. The market reacted harshly today, with TSLA down 9.16%, but it's worth remembering the big "Terafab AI Chip Plan" announced back on March 25, which could reshape their long-term value.
Sigh... this is me holding calls NOT knowing TSLA earnings were gonna drag down the ENTIRE tech sector :/ https://preview.redd.it/6ij34eklfwwg1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=12b39534c9c8cfde116dfa5f5bfd8d6a73cdc839
Elon Musk could pay for everyone on earth to get bimbofication surgery. Why doesn't he do it? does he hate big jiggly titties and fat wobbly dumptruck asses? does he just want us to suffer? fuck you elon musk u piece of shit drug addict bitch. TSLA to 350 EOW.
TSLA after hours chart is funny
Hi, I'm Bhushan from MarketCrunch AI. Good list. On the OTM options, I'd add that even with a 0.30-0.55 delta, you still need to account for the implied volatility skew. Often, the market is pricing in a larger move for OTM calls than for OTM puts, meaning you're paying a premium for that upside potential that might not be reflected in the delta alone. This is especially true in names like $NVDA or $TSLA where retail often piles into calls, pushing up their IV relative to puts. If you're not checking the volatility surface, you're missing a key piece of the puzzle on what the market expects.
TSLA has the same runs I had after mixing indian and Korean food
Quick, VisualMod is asleep, everyone post bear gains on TSLA
If TSLA dropped to $50 I would feel that markets were at least a little bit rational. It’s disheartening when I try to believe markets eventually reflect reality when TSLA is at $400
No matter what happens if TSLA gets enron margin called I’ll be happy