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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I swear on my life, a newer beamer just rear-ended a black Cybertruck outside my place. I'd share pic but: 1) can't load to here 2) couldn't take before both moved out of view. The BMW sustained minor front damage. Cybertruck, looked fine. Only sharing cause was just on here. Calls on TSLA?
I’m bearish AF on that POS company and its grifter CEO shit bag, but no. It’s not safe to buy puts. I would recommend selling short dated relatively far OTM naked calls if you want a short market position on TSLA. *If* it strikes through your position, just take assignment and sell it short.
Is it safe to buy TSLA puts yet? Yall finally realize Elon is way too much of a gomer to have such ridiculous P/E??
Surprise Surprise More delays from TSLA/ CyberCab Crisis
So you're buying 2030 calls for TSLA at $2,500? Good luck with that.
Yup, with $TSLA, it’s tough to hold when it 2x, 3x, etc. Also tough to hold through a massive drop. Worked out though.
TSLA with that female anatomy pattern
TSLA trying too hard
Haven't seen TSLA Flat on the week for a long ass time.
NVDA -2% for the week TSLA 0% flat for the week
After while, washed hands of Rivian. Tiny gain (but flat due to what cash interest would earn) I think that cheap Bezos backed SLATE co is gonna rock the US EV market. TSLA will be fine, but RIVN may as well already be a penny stock, and LCID, lol...they may already be bankrupt.
After while, washed hands of Rivian. Tiny gain (but flat due to what cash interest would earn) I think that cheap Bezos backed SLATE co is gonna rock the US EV market. TSLA will be fine, but RIVN may as well already be a penny stock, and LCID, lol...they may already be bankrupt.
If Waymo really launches in multiple big cities next year goog is really gonna sky rocket, all of TSLA market cap will move into goog.
I’ve hedged my SPX calls with TSLA and NVDA calls.
TSLA Dec 12 puts are easy money. That mfer trending back into the 300s
I'd be shorting the shit out of TSLA and XYZ. Tons of their reported value is in crypto, and primarily BTC.
By the sheer grace of God I held through the dip and sold my TSLA one day calls at the tippy top before it collapsed again. Elon Inshallah
Looks pretty correlated to me. Capital flows moving in the same direction. I can basically watch BYC and know exactly what NVDA and TSLA are doing. Gold too.
Almost sold my puts on TSLA about an hour ago and then got distracted/ busy with something smh
TSLA up $16 in less than 2 hours. Totally natural and cool.
Pls TSLA do the hand gesture
Are there anyone that hate Elon so much they are not invested in etfs that contains TSLA?
TSLA 400 is a better love story than donald and melania.
It's never made sense. TSLA is GME as a megacap with plot armor. After the Q1 results it ran 40% and that was all I needed to know that the stock will never reflect reality in my lifetime.
TSLA and META are similar market cap yet META makes more gross profit in two quarters than TSLA has made since inception. Make that make sense.
I got out of Tesla back in February and it is still at the same place? Like bro, I wanna buy mag7 etf so bad but TSLA is there and it's a scam.
Not letting NVDA or TSLA go green is the true motive of today
Did TSLA just introduce a self driving cure for cancer?
You think every big hedge fund isn't expecting this? They'll wait until retail tries this, then they'll pump the shit out of TSLA, wiping all your options out with margin calls, then let it tank by inserting a nice BCG guy as the new CEO to run it down into oblivion.
SPY and GOOG up, NVDA and TSLA down, good, goood. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. Taco and his goons in crises, market turning rational.
fuckin really TSLA? right now?
Today is an auspicious day. MSTR/TSLA/IBIT puts have dragged me out of a 12k hole I cratered into in April after the buy now tweet. (I was wicked short at the time) profitable on the YTD chart for the first time since April. What a week.
All tech , QQQ , TSLA , PLTR , NVDA Those 3 control the entire a.i revolution economy. Never look at 3 weeks and think thats a long term view. 3yrs is more like it and NVDA will be 6T , PLTR will be 3T and TSLA will be 4T.
TSLA is down over 12% the past month, lol.
PLTR ded. MSFT ded, TSLA ded
Every time X goes down TSLA shoyld tank 10% on principle
Just bought TSLA calls for next week
Every time I play TSLA puts I remember how hot the stove is and I hate that shit so I always remind myself of it before entering a position. But days like today make me look at TSLA puts like Bilbo looks at the Ring of Power in the Fellowship of the Ring
I don’t understand why NVDA is down right now. Honestly though I’m glad I stayed strong and didn’t FOMO into that or TSLA. Not having big swings I don’t understand helps me avoid paper handsing into losses.
Alright im not having fun anymore… Why did TSLA take shit
Sold my TSLA puts at close yesterday for 800% return. Would have been over a 1000% today. Then again, if I held those puts then TSLA would have mooned because the universe hates my ass. Better to take profits.
OKLO - 20-30$ TSLA - 150-200$ ASTS - 25-30$ BTC - 10-20$ Do I need to keep goin? 😂
Selling more NVDA because he dumped it all, TSLA a bit less because he kept 25%
My portfolio right now: * 105% ETFs * 9% long-expiry (8 months) options on ETFs * -70% TSLA * 56% cash.
TSLA, the breeder of forever bagholders, it’s all computer ! You wouldn’t know it’s a tech company old man !
Gonna start nibling on TSLA at $35
TSLA Bools realising they will see 20$ sooner than 500
I was gonna by TSLA calls this morning thank the lord I didn’t.
TSLA volume profile between 350 and here is pretty much nada
Ooh TSLA testing the trendline from April lows. Might get spicy.
It’s okay TSLA is introducing robo taxi it will generate 40000 gorillion dollars and is fueled by AI
When the crash eventually happens and it’s all over TSLA will be ~30
#Fuk you TSLA, stay red!
TSLA going back to 350 next week
I was down $30k (60%) on SMCI and $20k (66%) on TSLA and was able to make my money back and then some after a few months.
if TSLA is a leading indicator, the bloodbath continues today
Did you hear guys? Now TSLA is a chip fab company. Not a car company, energy company, autonomy company, robotics company. Nope. They're a chip fab company today.
TSLA go to 410 Embrace the fraud
Musk has a cult of personality which is very unique. So when you're investing in TSLA, you're really buying into Musk. Most rational, informed investors avoid TSLA.
I just want TSLA to fail so the Muskrat has to take a huge L
CLOV and Solarcity, solarcity only rebounded because Elon bought them and the converted TSLA shares hit all time highs, i still barely broke even.
You know how I know this dump is totally fake? TSLRRR is still at 400. Fake dump created by the oligarchs, time to full port QQQ SPY NVDA! If there was real panic, TSLA should be at 300 today like buttcoin dumping 25%
Wish TSLA bulls would buy LEAPs instead of shares, would save the rest of us a lot of waiting around.
Lol TSLA pumping right back to 500 and then 2600.
I don’t trust any of this shit. Glad I sold my TSLA puts yesterday and took profit. This could pump bigly for no reason other than to shake out the mountain of put holders.
I miss the records/poster store in Bergenfield. Positions TSLA, NET and TLT, yes I am old as dirt.
So just fluff lol. Everyone knew that the board has been mixed on rate cuts. This is like an analyst reiterating a 600 PT on TSLA.
Can TSLA at least crash and burn with the rest please?
Bubble fears every day but the one stock that actually is a bubble TSLA is barely moving down lmfao
Is this like looking at btc if crypto is up or down? What about other large tickers like TSLA, Microsoft, or apple
Musk ordering grok ai to say pathetic and false things will just make TSLA valuation at this price even more ridiculous
I would say an EPS of 30 is almost too generous. That would put it around 50. If the deleware supreme court rules against musks pay package they are going to take a 26 billion dollar hit to earnings over two years. That's basically half of all the income TSLA has ever made. My dream scenario is Elon losing his richest man in the world title.
TSLA is such a scam stock. Can't wait for it to blow up.
TSLA AMZN GOOGL are green but semis are deep red. How does that make any sense.
Will today be the day TSLA dies with the rest of the MAG7? No, no I will not. Onward to 500!
At this point TSLA is that kid whose friends have all gone down the waterslide, but he’s too chickenshit and is standing at the top trying to look normal.
Musk buying TSLA stock all the time to try and save it
God I hope TSLA dies so badly
I don’t care if the market keeps pumping as long as CVNA and TSLA tank
$300 TSLA puts with a weeks expiry are pretty cheap!
Okay so is TSLA swinging back or just mooning south. 🌘
Shorting TSLA is real long term gold
TSLA puts if it goes up/ maybe even some way tf out of the money puts either way just in case