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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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If you look at TSLA financial numbers, you'll see the skepticism is entirely rational. If Tesla stock falls 80%, it's PE ratio will still be more than double the other Mag7, many of which are slightly overpriced due to the AI boom.
I'm gonna call it. Tomorrow we'll open red and SPY will test 700$ but then in After Hour TSLA will beat Earning and TACO/Iran will announce extended of Ceasefire Talk or at least TACO will unblocked Iran ships at Strait of Hormuz.
Elon isn't changing the rules. He can't change the rules. How does that even make sense? Now, he is ASKING for the rules to be changed so that space x can be in the major indexes sooner. But that's not him changing the rules, other people have to agree to make that change which would apply to him and others. Who cares if he is trying to become a trillionaire? If you think he will, you should invest. If you think he won't, short the stock. I don't really understand why you care what someone else's net worth is. You want as little over your money in this "junk" as possible? You might want to look and see how much of the growth of VT and VOO is related to TSLA. If you don't like it, I'll take your money.
1% of VT is TSLA. The irrational hate of Elon Musk baffles me.
$TSLA might be flat after earnings
Yea, but they're about to announce nvda, amzn, Matt, goog, amd, TSLA etc as major foundry customers. Not to mention building terafab for our lord and savior, Elon.
I would be very careful with TSLA earnings.
!banbet TSLA -7% 2D or I will eat my own dick off
I risked $1k to make $49.99 (after fees and shit) on TSLA calls LMAO I'm an idiot
I lost $1800 on TSLA puts cuz silly me i figured crashing sales would show up in the stock price
The number of common man TSLA millionaires Elon has created says otherwise. But r/wsb is effectively r/EDS so enjoy your upvotes for spreading the misinformation. Fortunately, market rewards real analysis
TSLA earnings tomorrow lol
Puts Puts and More Puts. TSLA is worthless.
TSLA calls 25% cheaper now….anyone jumping on for tomorrows ER?
SPY trading like TSLA LMAO
IBKR earnings or TSLA earning miss?
What HappyThrasher99 said: no one said anything about being bearish. My comments were entirely about consumer experience. But yeah, the average consumer is a complete and utter regard. Source: TSLA P&L statement vs market cap, and looking out my window.
Am I regarded enough to play TSLA earnings?
What’s the sentiment looking like for TSLA earnings?
Why I spend hours of life my life researching undervalued small cap companies to buy long calls to just buy short calls in TSLA that I already highly regret…. I’ll never understand but at least I’m having fun….
Why buy TSLA when you could buy CVNA? TSLA is going down to 350 after earnings and CVNA is going to 450.
Just bought TSLA calls. Exp Friday.
Alright peeps! Got my first weekly paycheck and want to grow it! What kind of options should I buy and do you guys think it’ll go up? 1. I want to make sure the stock will be solid and goes up. Maybe going to buy TSLA, or UNH, as it just went up, hoping it will go up another $40-$80 after I buy in. 2. I’m hoping it is quick so I can just take out profits after like 1-3 days, and then throw it back into another stock, maybe PYPL or something cheap like that? What you peeps think??
There is 4,000 open interest in TSLA 500c 4/24. Are people really this dumb?
TSLA 04/24 $430 calls at open?
!banbet TSLA 420 3d
What price target for TSLA earnings calls we going for ?
EV sales (including Tesla) have soared in Europe in the last month because of uncertain gas price future. Watch TSLA bers downvote me
the upcoming TSLA earnings massive pump event or a nothing burger?
TSLA's always been #1 in my portfolio. But this piece of shit will be lucky if it only drops 10% after earnings.
Good morning to everyone except TSLA simps
Tesla earnings tomorrow. Sales in Europe have gone through the roof recently with high gas prices. TSLA is a tenbagger
Anyone yolo’ing TSLA options?
I will give 0dte TSLA another chance today!!
Playing with earning not the smartest way to waste money. ( especially with TSLA) You should sell when it green prior earning or else good luck. I been option with Tesla for the past 5 years never once playing w earning.
RemindMe! April 24th, 2026 "Check if those TSLA calls printed"
There is nothing that Tesla could plausibly report to reasonably justify the [$1.47 Trillion market cap and 388x P/E ratio](https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/tsla/) that TSLA currently trades at. ...which means the stock will probably shoot up on earnings because this stock trades like complete nonsense.
TSLA is a space data-center company that makes overpriced ugly trucks for assholes.
One of those famous TSLA runs like going from 330s to nearly 410 the past 1.5 weeks? They dumped it, forced ppl to sell, pumped it, and now will silence options for ER week…that’s the play
My regarded ass bought $6000 worth of TSLA Puts 260424 360
Anyone think TSLA can hit $425 by end of week?
TSLA 383 or 416 tomorrow. No in between, maybe both same day.
Probably you're both wrong. TSLA earnings are Wednesday.
Yes and No -- "poor" is very subjective. 2011, the year Timmy C took over was the same year Apple first took the mantle of largest Market Cap in the world. They have been at or near the top of the list every year since then. When you are already the biggest company, it is hard to put up the same type of multiples. Further Apple did this as a mostly hardware driven company which has much worse margins than nearly all the companies listed (although services, app store, etc have all grown significantly under Cook). NVDA and TSLA are outliers by far and cant really be compared in the same way IMO. NVDA found themselves at the center of the crypto and AI boom and were perfectly positioned, kudos to Jensen. Elon took over and helped create the first real scalable electric car company, and while he gets props from me there, the stock should trade at $50/share give multiple quarters of declining fundamentals, and is only propped up my cult like followers and his circus style promises of robotics coming "any day now". All that said -- Tim Cook was a VERY good CEO from supply chains and building out operations for Apple for many decades. He missed in some potential areas, but he also didnt crater the company. Go look at the top 20 companies in 2011 when he took over vs today. Only a handful are still up there (Google, Amazon, MSFT) - General Electric, IBM, J&J and P&G, AT&T, Wells Fargo all out of that list.
Watch NVDIA this week. Earnings of 2 big partnerships TSLA and INTEL. Today in line, with news of partnerships with ADBE. Remember it haven’t tested that all time high resistance
TSLA is a breakfast-burrito company that thinks it’s in the space data center business.
TSLA is a car company that makes shitty AI that nobody wants.
TSLA makes plastic cars for plastic people.
TSLA earnings will be so bad, they will be the Black Swan that sends SPY to >!800!<
It’s good TSLA is out of the car business. Too much completion in the plastic-car market for prestigious assholes.
Since Tim Cook became CEO Apple valuation increased from $296.5 billion in Aug 2011 to $3.9 trillion at present (13x growth) in 14.5 years of him being Apple CEO. In the same timeframe Microsoft valuation grew by 15x Google by 25x Meta by 25x Amazon by 32x AMD by 95x TSLA by 588x NVDA by 596x So in nutshell, Tim Cook was the poorest performing CEO among his tech peers.
Since Tim Cook became CEO Apple valuation increased from $296.5 billion in Aug 2011 to $3.9 trillion at present (13x growth) in 14.5 years of him being Apple CEO. In the same timeframe Microsoft valuation grew by 15x Google by 25x Meta by 25x Amazon by 32x AMD by 95x TSLA by 588x NVDA by 596x So in nutshell, Tim Cook was the poorest performing CEO among his tech peers.
It's all about perception. Apple valuation increased from $296.5 billion in Aug 2011 to $3.9 trillion at present (13x growth) in 14.5 years of him being Apple CEO. In the same timeframe Microsoft by 15x Google valuation grew by 25x Meta by 25x Amazon by 32x AMD by 95x TSLA by 588x NVDA by 596x So in nutshell, Tim Cook was the poorest performing CEO among his tech peers.
ASTS and TSLA predictions for tomorrow??
where dudes talking about TSLA calls this morning?
Not even close. Look at the numbers since cook became CEO. TSLA gets headlines. Apple gets the dollars
My Mag 7 earnings share price predictions: - Apple = Down (Most expensive Mag 7 excluding $TSLA (trades like a meme stock) and $NVDA (growing revenue 50%+ YOY, with the lowest growth opportunities and CEO replacement) - Google = Flat/slightly up (Bloomberg Terminal surveys and reports showing reduced Q1 ad spend / budgeting, Search AI mode showing high user satisfaction, Gemini Ads rolling out nicely) - Meta = Flat (Bloomberg Terminal surveys and reports showing reduced Q1 ad spend / budgeting) - Amazon = Up (Tariff refunds, high exposure to Anthropic growth, AWS acceleration, continued high capital expenditure a risk if sentiment changes) - Microsoft = Flat (Priced well but Azure tied to Open AI which has openly talked badly about growth on Azure vs AWS in an internal memo, EU nations removing Microsoft from government and leaving Azure) - NVDA = Up (Data shows consistent adoption and growth of AI, despite a transition to custom silicone, Nvidia remains the golden standard and continues selling millions of chips to Meta and Oracle) - TSLA = Up (sales slumping but will go up because Tesla lol)
Lost my ass on TSLA 0dtes then bought a stock that had an offering and lost my ass too i belong on the line bagging fries and frying chicken fuk.
My TSLA puts are up 30%. Haven't made money on TSLA puts since January 2025.
Is TSLA a car company, taxi company, robot company, chip company, software company, AI company, energy company? They are trying to do too much and failing at everythingz
GLJ research has a $25 price target on TSLA.
TSLA modern day Enron and everyone knows it
TSLA to stick a chip up their employees ass and call them robots.
Went in with 10k TSLA Sitting on 9.85k rn Pain
TSLA and UNH calls 🫡
no $TSLA contracts expiring this wednesday 😡😡
Turns out TSLA was hiding money from the government. Not very DOGE of them.
The Prophetic Play of the Day is: TSLA $390 puts 0DTE. TSLA will drop in a big way in the next two hours. We enter at $.40 and look to sell at $1.20+
TSLA will go down to 200, making regards who baught them for 500 live in the shades
Trump will probably announce Hormuz is open again 1min before TSLA earnings
Trump will probably announce Hormuz is open again 1min before TSLA earnings
I'm sitting TSLA out for the first time in a long time
bullish, time to full port TSLA
I’m expecting TSLA to go up or down after earnings
best Elon can do is pump it up with spacex, i dont know maybe they'll agree to buy 10,000 optimus in exchange of prefered stock on spacex so TSLA stock will become all of the suddent a way to get into spacex ipo early
No one knows because it's TSLA
What is TSLA going to do. Are my 420c 0dtes going to die a painful death
Scalped some POET 10C this morning for a 2.5 bagger Would be sitting really pretty if I hadn't decided to yeet $800 into TSLA 420C for the meme lmao
We all know TSLA er numbers are gonna be shit. Calls lmaoooooooooo
The entire story they're telling is very clearly way off. Every step of it is nonsense. But honestly TSLA is proof enough that a horde of people can keep a stock alive far longer than anyone could ever imagine. If people decide to opt in on a scam en masse, then it will no longer be a scam. They'll just keep pouring into it until the value of the stock detaches from any sense of what the underlying math does, and at that point they will have enough breathing room to perpetuate indefinitely with whatever story they tell.
TSLA is a hot steaming pile of shit
TSLA is getting dunked on today
Any pump on TSLA just gets rugged 4 candles later
Buying a few 382.5p on TSLA expiring today for fun and burning money
TSLA $420.69 by tomorrow
I just got some 5* factor on TSLA so it's probably going Titanic soon
Lost on the dumbass TSLA 420c for 420 but got a good price for MSFT 440c
To all the idiots typing "lol, bears" TSLA puts just 5x, AMZN puts 3x and MSFT puts 3x. You have to sell if you play 0dte and playing one side only is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard