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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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Sure they drive well but Waymo isn't profitable nor are they able to scale as fast as TSLA can. They are fked long term
What did you mean by "cover?" If she lost money on any of your moves, you'd give her that amount of money? On what time frame? If I had a nephew/niece who guaranteed they'd cover my losses, and I actually believed they would, I'd probably play the game. Might need a legally binding contract depending on the amount of money we're playing with, though. Not my 14-year-old nephew, though. He said he'd buy TSLA and OpenAI.
TSLA has hit a ceiling. Until their robots become serviceable, their value will stagnate or go down as the competition gets cheaper and cheaper. A trillion dollars is not some outrageous amount. He’s already worth half that
Well Google 300c will hit itm no doubt. Meta 650 is easy too. TSLA and pltr don't know
AWS or Google was always going to win the AI fight, openai and TSLA are cooked
What do people think about spending a small budget on those leaps at the beginning of next week? * GOOGL - 300c beginning of 2027 * TSLA - 450c beginning of 2027 * META - ATM beginning of 2027 * PLTR - 200c beginning of 2027 Can't go wrong?
Alot of heat to take the spotlight off Elon..... Buy TSLA
The bull thesis is that they're about to release a proper EV SUV at a much more "real-world" price point - about $50k for the kind of trim that your average person would want. By all accounts, the R1S and R1T are awesome vehicles, but just too expensive for mass adoption. Tesla alienating lots of EV buyers in the biggest EV markets (blue cities) is just icing on the cake. If people start seeing R2s everywhere mid-to-late 2026 and the company has sorted their scaling and service models, I could see the momentum snowballing for them. So, for me, this is a long-term speculative gamble. Price target is $100 by mid-27. FWIW I was an early buyer of TSLA and I absolutely called it. Sold early once I realized that Elon was a headcase. I don't see RIVN launching into the memosphere the way TSLA has, but I think 5x current market cap is absolutely in play in the next two years. 🤷♂️
TSLA +2.06 META -0.43 AMZN -2.49 ORCL +5.35 LVMH +0.84 Looks like an up day for you. Congrats. If you bought ORCL at the open you are up 5% or so.
Just draw a line between NVDA and TSLA. Above that line: high quality. Below that line: absolute garbage
!banbet TSLA 500 14d
Funny because Elon was begging Warren B to buy TSLA last year
TSLA up. 🤡 market back in business.
How to save stock market? Tell BRK to buy $1B for each MAG 7 minus TSLA plus AVGO. Problem solved. QQQ straight $650 after BRK exposes NVDA investment. $7B saves $7T.
TSLA in 2025? $100B daily market cap swings In 2035? $1T daily market can swings
yeah. it’s weird to me that people glaze Elon and TSLA for what Waymo is already doing
“Dear Margaret, I’m traveling to the big city to buy TSLA calls. I will write when I arrive. See you in the spring.”
META you're fucking shitting my dick rn. You have to be fucking shitting me. META shits the bed day after fucking day. Loses 180ish per share from its ATH, and on a day where everything else recovers, it still closes out red. Come fucking on. What a stupid ass fuck ass shit stock. I'd have lost less money buying TSLA or some fucking meme coin.
From all stocks god damn TSLA is holding strongest in the power hour
Today’s pump is just barely enough to get into max pain range for TSLA. Next week we continue dumping IMO.
TSLA being only up 1.7% worries me
Wall street trusts TSLA more than Meta, what a bunch of retards
TSLA held up by Ron Barron today. Bullish
Selling credit covered calls on companies like TSLA pay high premiums plus the high cost of the stock give u lot of money but it comes with a lot of risk too
O gotcha. I’ve worked at an auto manufacturer so I took it more literal. It’s incorrect to say that automakers retool their entire production lines for each vehicle, but you’re correct in assuming that it very expensive to do so. Thats exactly why people are still in the loop for manufacturing. It’s far cheaper to train humans to do a process that while change in ~4-7 years than to buy and program robots. It’s the whole reason why TSLA is not changing design. They have effectively locked themselves in, because now any production change is expensive. This could change dramatically in the near future since EVs have far fewer components. I will concede that, but that’s going to take a decade at least to prove out. Elon thought he was smarter than a 150 year industry and learned that the status quo isn’t arbitrary. Now he’s doing the worse version of standard industrial processes and flaunting it as genius.
Protruding butthole pattern on the TSLA chart
Some of you mfs bought into the TSLA pump above $410 and it shows
If you buy TSLA calls you deserve to go broke.
TSLA is the stock, that’s probably manipulated the most. lol.
Thanks for sharing. I guess a correction is a good thing. Those who survive will be the real winners. It makes sense for you not to be concentrated either. Diversification is a great idea. BTW even broad market ETFs are heavily exposed to this AI stuff. Something like a .com level of crash will be pretty devastating. Many of those stocks dropped by 80% and I am not sure if they ever recovered to those levels in case they managed to survive. Companies are spending a lot. But other than PLTR, TSLA and perhaps NVDA, most of the other mag7 companies are not really that overvalued right? Their balance sheets are quite strong unlike those of the internet companies during the .com bubble where the balance sheet was screaming "it's a big bubble."
I'm pretty sure TSLA is cooked lol only up 1.8%??
Thank you! I also found the Probability Lab inside TWS (IBKR). ## TSLA For TSLA it shows a skew; higher probability for lower prices. https://ibb.co/dJ1Nn6W8 I played around with several strikes. Using Jan 2027 bear call spread (500-320) below: https://optionstrat.com/build/bear-call-spread/TSLA/-.TSLA270115C320,.TSLA270115C500 I notice that if the price remains unchanged, the spread results in a $1700 loss (-24% on the opening credit of $7200). That's quite a big loss if nothing happpens! The break even price is at $392 (-4.2%). This seems worse than short TSLA stock, which has a breakeven at +/-0%. ## GOOG GOOG seems to have a skew as well. https://ibb.co/j9V7r5WP But option strat shows a profit if price remains the same. https://optionstrat.com/build/bull-call-spread/GOOG/.GOOG270115C220,-.GOOG270115C340 GOOG spread looks better than the TSLA spread. Only cons are that upside is limited and price reacts slower due to <1 delta? I am interpreting that right?
Warren said that taking profit is part of the game. I am still all in TSLA as I take profit
No one is going to sell pre bid (sellers gone) but. Put hedges are large they would have to cover in the hundreds of millions on wall street bet move $PSKY $GME $TSLA
It's really dumb to lump in every SPY ticker into that average. Most people have issues with specific stock P:E ratios (TSLA and PLTR) and tickers that are priced for perfection (NVDA). It's funny because you can see it during the tech sellouts. The high dividend SPY ETFs are just fine.
Most auto makers (have to?) redesign and retool vehicles and entire production lines which costs billions. My point was more making fun of TSLA by essentially saying they just don't. They just keep pumping out essentially the same vehicle and hope sales don't collapse. Sales of course, are collapsing.
Just a normal 7% swing on TSLA today
Why i sell my TSLA calls for loss this AM?
TSLA will continue to dump, waiting for $100 before I get rid of my puts.
All you need to know about Burry's "magic ball": **2015-2023 Market Crashes** Burry predicted various general market crashes several times between 2015 and 2023, but the S&P 500 continued to rise over these periods. * **Tesla (TSLA) Collapse:** In late 2020 and early 2021, Burry repeatedly predicted that Tesla's stock would collapse, calling its valuation "ridiculous". However, Tesla's stock continued to rally after his short bets were disclosed. * **Bitcoin (BTC) Bubble:** In March 2021, he called Bitcoin a speculative bubble. The cryptocurrency reached a record high of around $64,000 shortly after before eventually experiencing a significant downturn months later. * **Index Fund Collapse:** In September 2019, he predicted that index funds were the "next market bubble," comparable to subprime CDOs. This prediction did not come true, as the S&P 500 saw significant gains in the following years. * **"Mother of All Crashes":** In June 2021, Burry predicted the "mother of all crashes" and sold all of his stocks, but the market largely rallied in the subsequent period. * **2023 Recession & "Sell":** In January 2023, Burry tweeted "SELL", forecasting a recession and new inflation, but later admitted he was wrong as the market surged Too many times he has been wrong that no one believes him anymore.
I hate TSLA buy this time just buy 11/21 or 11/28 and thank me later. Back to $450 territory
The S&P 500 naturally will become overweighted in the strongest performing sectors. Investors who want more diversification can go with VT or VTI or similar funds. Valuation of the Mag 7 (TSLA aside) are not as outrageous as people make it seem.
Now we end the day +4% on TSLA
I pussied out on picking up SPY $670 0dte calls on open, but these $405 TSLA calls are printing. Id also like to profit off the financial engineering scam.
holy fuck I am so glad I paper handed my TSLA puts at 400
Few serious investors owns TSLA to begin with. PE of 281 with a $1.4T market cap is absurd. The ones to make serious money on TSLA are institutions and not retail investors.
Cash is cheap TSLA is expensive You are gay
Mfs on twitter buying LMND and TSLA together like its the ultimate pair trade even tho the two industries are basically tied
Ok TSLA that was a nice pump, back to the pits of hell you go
trading TSLA 0dte on Friday is best drug known to men
Market needs to tank until TSLA is 40.
TSLA 406 deadcat lol
TSLA simps can’t wait to be strung along for 10 years on humanoid robots only to eventually deliver them late and immediately be several generations behind some Chinese company nobody has ever heard of lmao
TSLA being shitty, but going over $410 today though.
Fuck TSLA. Takes all day yesterday to drop $20 and then it makes it back in one hour today. Fucking bullshit, fake ass company that is betting on a fucking army of robots to save it from its inability to sell cars. TSLA isn’t even a car company. It’s a quasi crypto currency that indexes Elon’s popularity.
Pretty sure we kicked out TSLA a while ago, you didn't get the email?
So are we gonna rebrand the mag7 yet? Cause like, AVGO has now passed TSLA and META in market cap.
TSLA -5% pre-market to green. No wonder Burry quit 🤣
You really think TSLA is great for figuring out what every manufacturer knows; it’s a capital intensive business and you need to maximize the lifecycle of your capital investments. Sometimes it feels like tech people forget that the rest of the economy and exist and they want to reinvent and innovate things that literally exist already
In my personal opinion: HOOD 130C 12/12 AMD 260C 12/5 NVDA 195C 12/5 AAPL 280C 12/5 TSLA 410C 430C 440C 450C 475C 11/21 & 12/5 AMZN 245C 12/12 SPY 685C 12/12 GOOG 290C 12/19 or 12/26 MSFT 525C 12/19
You know what actually makes these dips worse? Retail traders panicking over a 3–4 percent move. If you can’t handle normal volatility, stick to ETFs. The Dow is only down about 2.95 percent in 48 hours. Not everything is TSLA or NVDA. Trading takes some steel. Sell-off windows happen. (Just wait for the next one at the end of the year!) A lot of people holding long also use them as discounted buy points. You choose when to sell, and if you sell red, that’s on you. My long-term holds stay long-term, and my short plays just need their catalysts for a limit order to execute above the target. Could it drop more? Yeah. But this isn’t anywhere near COVID, 2008, or dot-com territory. It’s a risk-off moment after a hot run. Big players take profits periodically for liquidity. They don’t dump everything at once, and with their position sizes, they probably couldn’t even if they wanted to.
I would delete them after like 10-20 minutes to start over assuming I had done it wrong. I’ll do another one, but I won’t delete it this time. !banbet TSLA 410 2W
I spent the last of my cash on a TSLA Hail Mary!
Don't forget about TSLA down to $50
Bought a bunch of TSLA 0DTE calls at open and legit forgot about them because I thought they didn't fill. I'm rich!
I would have made 50k more if i held my SPY and TSLA puts till this morning! So sad!
My THEORY is that TSLA figured this out years ago. This is why they essentially pump out the same vehicles for years with virtually the same hardware. Can't have CAPEX go up for new models if you never invest in new models (except for the CT which... YIKES).
TSLA going red to green
affter losing a few grand in june, i am back to being a $TSLA bear 🐻⚧️🌈... i just can'T help myself
So my TSLA Puts (Dec 2026) and naked short is printing again. And PLTR. Now what I do is I buyore Bitcoin. I don't close my shorts yet.
TSLA is surely going above $410 today
Might try to catch a falling knife with TSLA idk
FOMOed back in TSLA short (-28% of my portfolio). Now it's rocketing up.
TSLA looking like it’s gonna dump some more
Alright TSLA is actually oversold
Time for perspective I guess so for the 1 year charts AMZN +8% AAPL +20.5% MSFT +17.5% GOOGL +56.25%, NVDA +22.75% TSLA +17% META +3.7%
That TSLA put i almost bought yesterday... Sad
lol my 2010 Infiniti has Apple Car Play and TSLA did not until today? Elongated.
Real talk? Rotating into utilities, healthcare, banking. WSB talk? Full port SOXL and TSLA calls at open
But but Apple CarPlay is coming to TSLA 💩
The majors. NVIDIA, AMD, TSLA. Monday harvests on TSLA, Thirsday on the rest.
lol im the same with my TSLA Puts i have had 440 puts since monday, ill probs sell today at near close
This time when TSLA hit $100 , I will buy the dip 🤡🤡
I know it's going to make me nauseous, but I just don't think I can sell TSLA 400p 12/12 today. a month is a long time and even if the overall market bounces I think this bitch is still cooked
I don't trust TSLA dump, I just know Melon will find some way to pump the shit out of it
You must be very young. There have already been three crashes in my life that erased enough from retirement accounts to make older people postpone or cancel their retirement plans. It screwed the job prospects for young people for decades and kept wages low. All this is documented btw, not some weird conspiracy. One only had to look at what percent of funds hold TSLA to see the issue.
If TSLA keeps falling can we repo salary?
I sold 70 SPY puts and 10 TSLA puts at the small dip yesterday morning. They expired next week.