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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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I’m still seething from yesterdays TSLA dump It wasn’t supposed to dump until today I will not financially recover from this See you Monday
Today was my first day of buying and holding TSLA. Yea not exactly a good day being -3%
My thesis, TSLA tested 465 range a few times this week and it got rejected multiple times even with this event leading up to the vote….i got til the end of month on these contracts… NVO broke through 46 support which was major and tested it before closed so it’s a toss up
That’s still a lot for one more TSLA 0DTE options
If there’s one thing I believe with certainty in this world at this time is that the rich and powerful will get what they want and suffer zero negative consequences. That means if Tesla needs to hit goals that involve increasing the companies value (stock price) it will happen and he will get his money. TSLA is a clear buy regardless of any sales numbers at this point as there won’t be anything stopping this payout.
Not as crazy as you think. By then Apple will be worth 12 trillion or more. TSLA can sneak in at 8 trillion, it's possible.
I sold all my TSLA stocks and delete it from watch list. I don’t want to own this stock anymore.
That's only if TSLA hits a $10 trillion market cap, so it will need to more than 5x from here (currently 1.5T). That being said, the guy lives a frugal lifestyle considering he's the richest guy on the planet \[insert Bezos yacht pics here\]. Reiterating what another post has already said, its basically only a score card for him. He could put it in CDs and get $50B/year lol. I don't think anybody here could spend $4B/month if their life depended on it.
It’s funny how people are voting against their own self interest. Sure you will make some quick bucks off TSLA. But soon Elon will decide how you live and what you believe.
If I’ve learnt anything over the years. Don’t try so hard. No options. - Make a few bets (individual riskier companies ie PLTR, TSLA, NVDA) - Own classics BRK, APPL, Banks, other staples - Own ETFs - Don’t think you know better ….then again, this is WALLSTREETBETS
Based on overall markets, we're slightly in a pull back and some might even call it profit taking phase. If you're down 20% in the past week or two and are fearful, you might consider diversification. The PLTR, BTC, NVDA, TSLA, HOOD of the world are great when they're going up, but when the market gets spooked, they can wipe away months of gains. Hopefully you can recover and do what's best for your portfolio (and sanity) going forward.
What's the chance of a 100$ TSLA dip on Monday??
Fair enough, I don't necessarily agree (or disagree) about a 1T pay package. I'm dispassionate on the topic and don't own any shares. That's for diehards to decide. Ill occasionally play TSLA for day trading purposes because I view it as too risky/volatile for a long term investment. But I get that people are attracted to Elons visionary personality and buy into his bids, regardless of their fantastical nature.
Regards hate on TSLA and cheer for its decline yet they need it to go up for SPY to go up which they cheer for. ATH levels of stupidity
Let them fuel the run.... Same goes for TSLA shorts. Elon is a huge attention whore, not gonna rug investors.
Are you regarded? TSLA Stockholders: HOLD MY BEER. |**CEO**|**Company**|**Year / Period**|**Maximum Theoretical Value (USD)**|**Structure**|**Realized / Expected Value**|**Notes**| |:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-| |**Elon Musk**|Tesla|2018–2028 (extended, reconfirmed 2025)|up to **$1,000,000,000,000**|100% stock options (12 tranches, each tied to market cap and revenue milestones)|\~**$50–60 billion** realized so far|Largest and most performance-dependent package ever; no base salary| |**Tim Cook**|Apple|2021–2031|**$750 million** (in restricted stock units)|Equity vesting over 10 years|\~**$750 million** realized gradually|Long-term retention grant for Cook’s tenure extension| |**Evan Spiegel**|Snap Inc.|2017–2027|**$638 million**|Stock grant linked to IPO performance|\~**$500 million** realized|Awarded at IPO to secure founder retention| |**Daniel Och**|Och-Ziff Capital Management|2007–2012|**$918 million**|Cash, fund equity, and carried interest|\~**$900 million** realized|Hedge fund founder payout, not a typical corporate CEO structure| |**Larry Ellison**|Oracle|2010–2020|**$150–200 million per year**|Stock options and bonuses|\~**$1.5–2 billion** total over a decade|Consistent high compensation, but far below Musk’s scale|
Anybody else think Elon is going to find a way, legit or not, to massively pump TSLA share price now that hood pay package was passed?
Well moving forward the stock should have higher returns due to the compensation package so it will be a better buy and hold than it has been. Semi, Optimus, robo taxi are all gonna be starting next year and Tesla didn't have these things before so it will be a change. Drawdowns are a concern with TSLA but I guess what can we do lol.
Everything can pump next week I don’t care as long as TSLA and NVO drills
> But instead of complaining why not buy and hold TSLA shares and make money at the same time of musk. Nov 2021: $407 Nov 2025: $429
Market cap is about what TSLA was in 2014, so that's an interesting comparison for sure.
If you don't want to make that much money/returns that is ok. Me and others holding TSLA will
https://preview.redd.it/il8xtly3lwzf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=94e327e0020765c02254f9edd4950a3563407629 Update: Calls expired worthless, but recovered almost all of the hedge money with Puts. I wanted to hold TSLA for long term anyways, but possibilities of Elon's departure from the company made me nervous and hence had to take this gamble. Stock didn't react much after the shareholders meeting, but that's typical TSLA behavior. Come 2026, TSLA will be 800ish
TSLA is a literal shitcoin i swear to god
TSLA as usual, follows down with the market and doesn't follow back up. Manipulated pos
I think TSLA 7/17/26 260P (somewhere in that range) might make someone a shitload of money. I might buy some if volatility drops a bit.
This weekend is gonna be good, sold at the literal bottom before I went to lunch and bought calls to ride it up. I’m still short on TSLA and NVO though
Saw many people complaining about Trillion bucks for Elon But instead of complaining why not buy and hold TSLA shares and make money at the same time of musk.
well, like a regard, i took some calls into next week. however, i feel slightly good about them $AMZN 11/21 255c $TSLA 11/21 470c $RKLB 11/28 55c
If you can make money of TSLA puts you have bigger balls than me? I tried that once and paid the price
We thinking TSLA is cooked next week?
Hey man, congrats! I've also been holding TSLA. Curious how you manage such precise buy/sell signals?
I wish. I leave so much money on the table constantly. No lie, that 12k was double that had I held certain plays for slightly longer. Today for example I made money on TSLA puts but right when I sold, they almost tripped 😔
MSTR, META, TSLA, or NVDA for next week calls before bell???
Scale potential is equivalent to an early day TSLA
It seems like there will be more companies making chips to compete with NVDA like GOGG and TSLA and more. Actual competition in the next couple years
Hey same here, sold all my TSLA and NVDA, those tiny positions would be like 0.5 million now
I guess TSLA shareholders aren't crazy for approving that $1T pay package, because the targets to get the pay package are equally ridiculous. It's like a bet; they don't believe he's gonna pull this shit off. "Sure Elon, we'll give you $1T dollars if you increase TSLA's market cap 7 times over and sell a million $25k robots using an iPhone-style annual release cycle"
If TSLA or BTC go up it means there is plenty of money and the stock market will go up
Not 95%, but look at Elon's political stint this year and the effect it had on TSLA stock. Alot of the value is simply elon hype. The board basically admitted that while lobbying for his pay package.
What’s going on with TSLA? News?
I TSLA doesn't make it to 800 billion market cap in the next year I am cooked
If TSLA doesn't make it to 2 trillion dollars in market cap in the next 8 years, Elon doesn't get paid a penny. How will he afford to feed his 18 kids? Bad deal.
Recovery sure, but TSLA is still unprofitable bullshit and I will inverse it until one of us dies.
I'm a hater. I hope TSLA never hits $2T market cap and Elon doesn't get any of that bonus package
Back to being green on TSLA baby 🕺🏽
Could there be a something brewing with ACHR & TSLA? ACHR just acquired the Hawthorne Municipal Airport for their “strategic air taxi network hub and AI testbed”. Coincidentally, right outside the airport is Tesla Design Center and SpaceX. Vanguard just bought 17 million additional shares of ACHR on 9-30-25, and Blackrock purchased an additional 30 million shares on 9-30-25 as well.
How many of those cars would have to sell in order for TSLA's market cap to be a reasonable valuation?
Your portfolio is just fine except I am not sure what might happen to TSLA.
I wish I was a TSLA holder all this time. These 'morons' must feel really bad about their 10,000% returns
META 1.5 trillion market cap, \~60 billion (\~76 excluding one time tax charge that will reduce tax later on) net profit in 2025 TSLA 1.4 trillion market cap, \~4 billion net profit in 2025
We're talking about Musk, and he used a [margin loan](https://corporatefinanceinstitute.com/resources/equities/elon-twitter-buyout/?utm_source=chatgpt.com#:~:text=Musk%20will%20borrow%20US%2412.5%20billion%20using%20a%20margin%20loan) not an SBLOC. Yes SBLOCs also exist. I'm sorry I wasn't fully exhaustive in my reddit comment. >On average, stock value has increased 10% yearly. So using conservative values, it makes more math sense to use sbloc AND keep your stocks and use that liquid cash. You're ignoring a thing called risk. A 10% historical average doesn’t mean steady growth. Broad indices historically can drop 30–50%, and leverage can turn those declines into wipeouts. TSLA stock has had 75% falls. And you're still bleeding interest on top of this. And if you use the money to buy something like Twitter and it collapses you can't pay the loan back to get your equity collateral back. You understand banks aren't just haphazardly giving you free money with these loans, right? Or that markets and individual stocks aren't always up only? If you do please hire a financial planner to handle your finances.
Some people just have a cool $100K to play with. And my broke ass is still think about that emergency $4K I lost shorting TSLA
Fucking hell the option flow on TSLA FDs
BTO 2x TSLA 440c 11/14 @9.32
Quick, announce a merger between TSLA and BYND. Idk just do something to make things green.
BTO 2x TSLA 440c 11/14 @9.32
Don't hit the YOLO/FOMO crowd with TA...these are the geniuses who are bidding up TSLA to insane valuations based on the Musk wet dream....
Correction ain't over while TSLA is above $400
lotta copium huffers in here who missed the TSLA rally I guess
90% non-GAAP margins 0.4% Capex spending 60-70% annual revenue, net income, EPS growth Likely to get included in SP500 in Q3/Q4 2026 Still in early stages of monetizing. Management already indicated more opportunities to increase ARPU but focusing on making sure to retain the crowds, and increasing the audiences. I respect that approach. Trailing PE dropped from 170 to 100s. This is a gold mine of a stock. Yes it does a high beta but instead of crying about PLTR and TSLA, this baby is just 35B market cap. Even if it hits 10% of META's market cap in 10 years, thats a 5-6x from here, which is not unreasonable as long they keep delivering. I sold SOFI and PLTR way too soon, not gonna let that happen a third time.
TSLA needs to hit $8.5T market cap for Elmo to get his $1T Holy shit that's so delusional numbers, I have better chances of dating taylor Swift and letting me hit that raw dawg then TSLA ever hitting $8.5T this decade
At least TSLA is going down. Let 75% of shareholder bag hold this shit under 400
TSLA is valued on air.. meta is a real business
People so focused on Meta, but TSLA is falling off a cliff, lol.
Nah, thats just means Cathy Woods has to buy up all the shares. I think last I heard she was calling for TSLA to be over $2k by 2030
TSLA 20 MAR 26 300-350p. You are welcome to
He has a track record of getting things done that people say can't be done. It always takes years longer than his predictions but investors know that. What you dont seem to understand is no one is investing in TSLA. TSLA is simply a vehicle to invest in Elon. Rainmakers are rare, he's a rainmaker, like it or not.
TSLA still above $40. 🤡 market still going strong.
At least the strong companies like TSLA and MSTR are holding up 😂
Soup kitchens are running out of soup, therefore vaporware assets like TSLA are bound to go up as CEOs are paid in trillions because robots. Who knows when the Ponzi scheme will collapse?
Why did TSLA shareholders approve a package that will destroy their own portfolio? Do they have shares?
So shareholders agree to pay Elmo 1 Trilly. OVER 2/3 OF THE MARKET CAP OF TSLA (over the next ten years). This is the most obvious situation to buy puts ever.
This dip is another prime example of how the market is fueled mainly by panic and stupidity. No real reason for this but just to release some "suspension" and give some time for bears to wipe their pants clean from shit. "Hey look, Michael Burry went heavy on NVDA and PLTR puts. He saw the 2008 crash, so he must know something we don't, time to panic sell". Fuck it I say, if he still had both eyes, he could see in depth beyond this "AI bubble" and what is really going on every possible front in the economy for the coming year. MU, TSLA and AMD calls it is.
# Mike berry is a pussy for not going after TSLA
If TSLA is on the way to $2,250 you better believe I'll be taking profits along the way.
If you ask AI about TSLA hype it says cars, batteries, wall chargers and future taxies. That's the world's richest man. Taxis.
Keep shorting and selling TSLA! This is not a drill
You really think Apples best days happened in spite of Steve Jobs? No way, all Tim Cook has done has kept on the path that Jobs laid out. He has done it fantastically, don't get me wrong. But that's no slite to Jobs. TSLA has greatly outperformed AAPL in the last 10 years, I think AAPL has done a great job of riding Jobs coattails but there has been very little true innovation since Jobs death.
TSLA is probably the weirdest stock I've seen. It hasn't gone anywhere meaningful in years, just wild peaked and valleys. Still the true believers are not willing to jump ship. Right now it's maybe worth $30 and that's being generous, considering the abysmal Q4 sales and shit 2026 outlook. The Cult of Elon is a real thing, but at some point those clowns would want their money back?!
If he does everything that package requires, not only is Musk going to be much wealthier, so is every TSLA shareholder including those who have exposure in their retirement plans. I wish more CEO's would do this and have compensation tied to stellar performance.
INTC up because TSLA said they will need a big chip fab...might work with INTC
Can TSLA drill to 420 for the meme
Sell or short TSLA or buy TSLQ (inverse TSLA LETF)
I think you're too concentrated around tech. Appl, NVDA, AMZN, MSFT, TSM, (kinda U), TSLA not to mention QQQ and VOO also holding a lot of those stocks. If you want to reduce risk I would diversify a bit more
TSLA: No one can run TSLA like Musk. He knows how to disseminate news - carouse Big Money - and respond quick to any negative vibes. Expecting stock to hit $500 next week.
Sell $TSLA, make his pay package $0! We can do this!
My irrational hate for TSLA has saved me from a -20% day
NUAI and TSLA chart looking identical
Who tf except musk is thinking TSLA is a buy right now at this price? And I say that as someone who doesn't even think the company is a bad car manufacturer
Ah well…. STC 1x TSLA 447.5c/447.5p 11/7 @1.06/19.34; 10.04/10.03 -> 1.06/19.34; 20.07 -> 20.4; 2% profit.
Ah well…. STC 1x TSLA 447.5c/447.5p 11/7 @1.06/19.34; 10.04/10.03 -> 1.06/19.34; 20.07 -> 20.4; 2% profit.
This was actually the example I was going to share. I remember when TSLA was $20 with price targets of $100 and people thought that was ridiculous. Yeah sometimes the price targets are wrong, but sometimes they are right.
Mmmm TSLA getting me all turgid.