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Oi, get on the car. The market took a sharp dive.
YOLO (~20k in puts): If $TSLA hits $200 by Friday I donate $5.5k to Special Olympics
Tomorrow’s play TQQQ 400 60 puts (4/11) and TSLA 280 puts (4/11)
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
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You know Netanyahu and Trump have TSLA calls with how hard they're going after the oil fields.
I’m convinced a SpaceX IPO is the worst possible thing that can happen for TSLA stock.
How is this horrible? The tech exists, they’ll end up using it too. This is a huge fucking win for TSLA, because BYD can’t sell in US.
100% tariffs on BYD. TSLA would be crushed if BYD had just 24% tariffs. Musk's companies are heavily subsidized by local and the federal government.
Gas prices high? Buy $TSLA, the next tenbagger
TSLA is like bitcoin. It’s a faith based asset. The deterioration of the underlying business matters far less than whatever bullshit Elon spews on twitter. Stock won’t go down until retail investors stop believing the bullshit. Who knows when/if that will happen.
I think he meant TSLA margin calls
TSLA calls most definitely. most americans are regarded, TSLA has ad marketing game, show rooms and etc. most Americans are not going to think about Chinese EVs ever, nor are they going to even compare TSLA specs with Chinese evs. so calls it is
There are formulas to estimate weighting and how many billions need to be bought for each stock's addition. VRT's market cap is $92B ish, double LITEs. CVNA had a $100B market cap, TSLA had a $500B, CRH had $90B and $PLTR had $80B. Hope that helps a bit.
Horrible news for TSLA. Calls.
Nah it would be TSLA comping negative sales to last year and is projected to having aging inventory that needs to be fire sold TSLA +10%
The ethical and seemingly effective way to play this imo is to bet on EVs. High gas prices are another tax on being poor and I'm not rooting for it, but prolonged high/volatile gas prices and availability will drive those who can afford it to make the switch. TSLA is already overbought and has unique problems, and legacy auto's portfolio makes it hard to isolate a BEV advantage, so that leaves RIVN, LCID, and SEV. There are longer-shot and more obscure options that may also play out, but those are the ones I've identified. I've been holding RIVN for a few years and bought some SEV at 2.01 a couple days ago. It's going well so far but I think there's a lot of headroom left on both. I think LCID's path to profitability is too long to put money into it yet at its current valuation, but I'm keeping an eye on it.
If the special combat operation continues it would be great for TSLA but unfortunately from what I’ve heard over the last year they’re no longer a car company
Top SPY Holdings by Weight (Approximate as of March 2026) NVIDIA Corp (NVDA): ~7.5% - 7.6% Apple Inc (AAPL): ~6.5% - 6.7% Microsoft Corp (MSFT): ~4.9% - 5.2% Amazon.com Inc (AMZN): ~3.4% - 3.6% Alphabet Inc Class A (GOOGL): ~3.0% Broadcom Inc (AVGO): ~2.5% - 2.6% Meta Platforms Inc (META): ~2.4% Alphabet Inc Class C (GOOG): ~2.4% Tesla Inc (TSLA): ~1.9% Berkshire Hathaway Inc Cl B (BRK.B): ~1.5% State Street Global Advisors +7
I started buying TSLA in 2013 when I got my first job out of college. Sold a bunch off recently but still holding some because it was my first big boy stock purchase. Pretty sure my first actual stock purchase was $KBIO which was part of that Martin Shkreli short squeeze. I bought that one at like $6, it went down below $1 then that squeeze pushed it to like $45
TSLA calls are gonna print…!!!!
The spy still hasn’t broken that range we’re in and it actually gave a peek n fail at the bottom and then crawled back up, there’s a very good chance we’re probably going to accumulate Monday or maybe even just rally back upside, you better hope the overall market doesn’t carry TSLA with it.
TSLA in 2016 right before the release of the Model 3
Another one who will be eaten by this meme stock. Watch monday pre market Elon saying TSLA AI sex robots with both genital organs and Tesla logo. TSLA +10%.
Knowing this clown world, you're going to use sound logic and load up puts, even leaps......war, chaos, tragedy, AI bubble, makes sense you think. "My gut is right, the fundamentals are there" you say. You sleep good. The next day you warm up your days old coffee and sit in front of the news "TOMP declares world peace and halts all wars. Pledges 3 trillion to AI funding. Prudin signs peace treaty with Ukraine and Europe hosts joint AI summit"....."TSLA says AGI has already been achieved" "Altman predicts 14 trillion revenue in 2026" You cry.......and then you load up on calls......
The good ole days were when everybody was buying crap stocks like JOBY, OPEN, SPCE, QBTS, TSLA
One of the funniest things about the TSLA runup late 19 to early 20 was that the fucking mods were selling naked TSLA calls like 5 cent suckers at the corner bodega. Two mods in particular got cleaned out during that time.
How is TSLA, the fartcoin of SPY, still so high?
I broke my don’t trade TSLA rule and it broke me
TSLA pumps on missed earnings so probably yeah
My boomer co-worker thinks TSLA is a BUY !
I cashed out in October and bought a property in cash. I was on the fence of doing downpayment and mortgaging but ended up going all-in and just bought it outright. The money I would be paying on a mortgage I can deploy back in to the market over time, I avoid unnecessary mortgage interest at current high rates, and I'm not paying rent or at the whim of slumlords anymore. Zero regrets. I was sitting on a long term $TSLA investment I'd had since 2016 and didn't see any real likelihood of a near term catalyst so figured it was finally time to make better use of that capital rather than riding the market down again from the ATH. Still have a chunk of cash on the sidelines as figured end of Q1 would be the near-term market bottom, but with current events I'm in no rush to get back in. Yes time in the market vs. timing the market etc. blah, blah. I wouldn't try and intentionally time the market, you can't catch a falling knife, just look for opportunities wherever they exist and jump on them when they occur.
https://preview.redd.it/3rri21quggng1.png?width=2726&format=png&auto=webp&s=08d8d7883920bbb5c62200685b5adfe4dda67d4a TSLA whales dumping $$$ into puts can't wait for the crash
If TSLA somehow finishes green im gonna rage out
Luckily I dont need to buy gas because I was smart enough to preorder my TSLA roadster 9 years ago for only $50k.
Just waiting for Cucklon to announce he's got Optimus boots on the ground in Iran..... TSLA 500
This is as pointless as stating Elon Musk has gained/lost BILLIONS of dollars today!!! (…because TSLA stock went up and down)
Special Military Operation #2, week #1: TSLA hovering around $400, as if everything was normal.
Why the fuck would I short TSLA my god
TSLA dip buying relentlessly selling their limbs to buy every dip
TSLA - 2014 Still holding it all.
TSLA might close green for some reason
These fucking TSLA dip buyers are unbelievable
Never go full regard and bet against TSLA
Not even a nuke would drop TSLA more than 2%
Dude these TSLA dip buyers are genuinely next level
At some point TSLA dip buyers have to run out of money? Right?
I'd really like a TSLA down 10% day
It’s a hyper scalable disruptor, I have strong conviction that it’s an early TSLA/UBER/SpaceX
TSLA to the fucking bottom of the ocean
Can you say you know stuff given that TSLA is 400 even in the bloodbath?
Elon wants the de-extinction of dinosaurs and I want to pet a triceratops so calls on TSLA!
Hoping TSLA 0dte calls for the third day in a row. So far so good. We’ll see in about 4 hrs
Did giving TSLA options that expire Monday and Wednesday make it a safe haven? Is the price action more stable so option holders can’t make money on volatility? It has been resisting moving down with the market
TSLA proving to be the safe haven
>Basically... everything except for actual underlying value. See: TSLA and their P/E
As from my models, in 10 days for such tickers you can have following results: **TSLA** | Current price: **$405.55** | 95% probability range: **$350.43 – $465.71** | If there will be a trigger it could spike up to $481.56 or crash to $346.47. However the main trend is still down/drift. **NVDA** | Current price: **$183.34** | 95% probability range: **$159.78 – $219.93** | If there will be a trigger it could spike up to $209.82 or crash to $160.42. However the main trend is still drift. GOOG | Current price: **$300.88** | 95% probability range: **$259.11 – $314.86 |** If there will be a trigger it could spike up to $328.13 or crash to $279.52. However the main trend is still down/drift. **Looking at these numbers, it doesn’t seem sensible to increase your risk just to chase higher profits in this market.** *Not financial advice, this is just a research for educational purposes.*
Spy puts & TSLA calls for tomorrow im regarded
I have learned that when I trade TSLA, I lose money
because everything Vd? TSLA, for some unknown reason devoid of any logic or numbers, is a megacap stock and megacap stocks follow the market usually. Even 400+ PE stocks with declining financials....
There's plenty to hate with zero politics! He's been underpromising and underdelivering his entire career. Lately he's upped it to gigapromising and microdelivering. While TSLA has only gone up, it's based on hype alone at this point. At this point, their latest vehicle has been an unmitigated disaster. Their next product, as a car company, isn't a car. It's an autonomous robot that's not autonomous. They also say they're discontinuing their core product: vehicles. This is of course following the business principle: "when you become successful, stop doing the thing that made you successful". The prototypical example of this is baseball Superstar Michael jordan, who, not many people know actually started in the nba. So that's a whole bunch of weird stuff that should make you question a CEO's acumen. But wait, there's more! At this point, it's disingenuous to talk about Elon without talking about his politics. He's made himself the face of all of his companies. When you invest in Tesla or any of his other ventures, you're not investing in a company. You are investing directly in elon. He's seen to this for his entire career as a ceo. That worked really well when his image was that of an IRL Tony stark. The brilliant, enigmatic, billionaire who was deadset on making badass products and changing the world for the better. It works a lot less well now that his image is of your brainwashed MAGA cultist uncle who you're ashamed is in your family and do everything in your power to avoid. You're still investing in Elon when you buy into his companies. He's still the flagship product. Except now, 70% of people find that product to be toxic garbage. So no, you can't talk about any Elon company without talking about his politics. They directly affect the stock price and the future of the enterprise.
Initial capital from working in college and cofounding a healthcare AI startup which was funneled straight into a portfolio of 100% TSLA stock funny enough which was another extremely high-risk maneuver that first turned me into a millionaire. This made the startup portion for my real estate not require loans. Currently I have a restaurant and Airbnb business, total gross revenue around $3M/y. I pay myself about $200-300k a year now.
I use TSLA sp to determine the fuckiness meter of thus market
I'm still up $5K on the day (+10%) but the TSLA puts I sold when it jumped to 408 are really burning my dick
Sold my Honda S2000 to buy AMD, NVDA, MU, & TSLA
OMG TSLA finally going below $400?!
Even in this bloodbath, TSLA is 400$. The more TSLA over 400$, the less I know about the market.
TSLA being above $400 is proof that I don’t know anything
TSLA doing everything in its power to not take a fat dive here
TSLA with the regard strength
Remember TSLA is the leader in mobility even though they keep selling less cars every month, 50% of the population hates them, China is squeezing them out and they use a safety driver in their driverless cars which don't work in the rain or at night.
Do ppl not understand the stuff that has run will run and the stuff that has not will not quit pretending like CVNA PLTR TSLA etc is going down and game sucks ass and all the og memes are gonna go up it’s really that easy
Swear ASTS is like TSLA 7 years ago lol. 10% up/down daily
Somehow TSLA doesn't drop lul
TSLA is a hedge against rational market movements
so like, what even moves TSLA these days? is spiking oil good or bad for them? or does it not even matter and it's just going to continue this slow bleed until the SpaceX IPO sends it to either 200 or 700
$TSLA is a joke. SPY down, Tesla flat. SPY up, Tesla up big!! I do not recommend buying puts 🤦♂️
Take that back! TSLA is *not* a company!
TSLA need to get with the program. It’s going down you dumb car company
Market down, $TSLA up. Can't beat the best
TSLA the next tenbagger holding up nicely today
Guys I think TSLA is manipulated
I'd expect TSLA to be on a rollercoaster right now with gas prices, but it turns out they aren't really a car company.
I imagine Musk having like 5 dozen quants hooked up to an amphetamine drip all dedicated to keeping TSLA above 400 until the weekend
I think it’s great that TSLA went completely vertical on news of SpaceX looking at space data centers - which aren’t technically feasible. TSLA: everything is riced in and we only go up. All news is green news. GFY
TSLA we need you to clean out your desk, your MAG replacement AVGO start today. No severance. Don't slam the door.