CV

MaximumStudent1839

It is a permissionless system and the entire ecosystem, including Coinbase, advertise the industry as get rich quick and easy. I mean, Coinbase was even reaching out to ETH shitcoin KOLers to get ppl buy lame memes on Base, aka the “Base” season. At this point, I am not going to blame critics being wrong. It is obvious this entire industry is rotten from the very top. You can tell from the infinite spam of generic L2s with ridiculous FDVs and hardly any product differentiation, now the obsession to make L3+s, infinite spam of DEXs, another three million DA layers and AVS providers, etc. All I see is a massive liquidity black hole suck. At least with memes, you can get a good laugh from it. Also don’t blame memes for devs failure. The vast majority of them have a CV of a monkey poop. They won’t have anything to stand out in their GitHubs and LinkedIn profiles. So they are probably not going to land a dev job irl. I had been diligently trying all “new” different products, from gaming to SocialFi, or whatever bozo name they want, throughout the bear market. It was at least half a year before Solana memes took the scene. Nearly all of them are utter garbage and just repackaging the old Ponzi games in one way or another. Honestly, it was really the meme and pure gambling scene that showed most of the innovation. It was why shit like RollBit and the hamster racing took off - even though the latter was just a scam.

trifokkerdr1

very good. I'm just going to call it CV from now on

BioTechSweeper

Another dude sending his CV to McDo

finn4life

Branding sucks on these things because most of the time these crypto related companies are created by a bunch of IT nerds who don't know much about sales and marketing and are so deep into their crypto stuff they don't have an outsider's perspective. Nothing wrong with that, these guys are my friends too, we love to diabolically drunk in the clubs we are a part of, but I am not going to lie when I say that sometimes they are not the best at understanding why people are not into Crypto XD Then the other issue is that anyone studying / early stage business career who would have the chance to create a startup doesn't want to touch Crypto with a 10ft pole because it has a bad reputation and doesn't look good on a CV. Also getting funding for a Crypto project from Venture Capital is super difficult. If you worked in Crypto marketing or had a failed Crypto startup anyone hiring you will just think you're a Crypto bro, plus you have the same crap everyone has on their Linkedin "Web3, DeFi, Metaverse, Blockchain" which nobody really understands. If you had a 'regular' marketing job or even a failed tech-startup, everyone is like "Oh cool! I bet you learnt so much!" even though it is the same thing. If I were to point out the key issue it's this: Crypto reputation right now = drug dealers, scammers, bad businessmen, penny stocks etc. Traditional business reputation = Black suits, sharp haircuts, fine wine, fancy offices, Wall St etc. Stock markets and banks have been around a long time, so naturally they have been able to brand the whole industry in this way. They have dressed up the pig so to speak so people will happily put their money there. Crypto has a long way to go, but hopefully someone figures it out.

FeistyBathroom7216

I made a joke last night in the CV discord about screw 12 K bitcoin I am just excited about my child tax credit and then I woke up this morning and I have no access to the Discord. I emailed about it and I haven’t heard shit all day. If this guy kicked me out of his discord as a pave member, because his name is fucking pathetic. 

VoxImperii

Of course. The team are Dick Swapcoin and Bitchelina Wallet, fully doxxed with dog pictures and half a sentence of CV each. They have partnerships with a 20 crypto institution JPEG logos. Big announcements about CoinMarketCap application for listing coming. Buy now or have fun staying poor forever.

KingHiggins92

You're 16, get a job. That's not even me being an arsehole. I was brought up financially tight and started working weekends at 15. Finished college at 21 still working in the same place and then had a massive experience to pop on my CV and had a huge headstart. It's tiresome and hard working and studying but you'll feel like a king in no time. Good luck buddy.

Jaxelino

Nothing stops you from having multiple versions of your CV. - If you're applying for jobs on bitcoinerjobs, for example, I'd say you could even mention which bitcoin related books you've read. - If you're applying for jobs at the federal reserve or ECB, then maybe don't?

Arnold_Grape

Absolutely should be on your CV and really should be the only thing on there. Don’t avoid it, shout it out.

wide_root

I'd say if you've done any projects or work that is related (can be only tangentially related like btc graphics for a site), it's worth touching on it in your CV. In the end you want to work in a team with similar interests.  But as another user said if you're just into it as an investment, it could end up hurting your chances. Especially if you're at the beginning of your career.

bloodpomegranate

What? This? https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/2ycgvDJ1CV

Next-Concentrate2651

You are making an assumption that i specified my name or even my religion on my CV. If you don't think high sustained unemployment is a fiat phenomenon then you haven't understood bitcoin.

prankishink

When you lie on your CV but get the job anyway

masixx

Dunno. Working for the potus is great for the CV no matter how big the doofus.

Flavinch

CV7xTJ63UqLzoE1Gg9ojSG7PrxJxt3RiE4Ejjm4X9NQa

GrittyMcGrittyface

Some of these "partnerships" could be a summer college intern doing a project and then moving on with another notch on their CV

Cuvex_io

Hello not-a-fomo, Certainly, anyone with the knowledge, time, and resources can have the ability to manually fabricate their own Cuvex. Furthermore, you can even reuse our firmware posted on Github if you wish. We just hope that buying a Cuvex is cheaper than the investment in time that person spends to make it. Actually, a person with that profile could build almost anything he wants: a car, smartphone, or anything! Perhaps it would be advisable, that this person verifies the industrial property of third parties, especially if he wants to carry out his project for commercial purposes. Some companies invest a lot in this. By the way, we are looking for talent in software and hardware development. If you are interested, send us your CV.

analogOnly

That's for a CV cover letter, totally different. This isn't for a job application

Llonga

Wen Citroen 2CV?

Element115_1

Nothing good can come from Blackrock's involvement in BTC. They are the legitimized arm of the Central Banking Cartel. Maybe a few months of pump. Dive into the history of Blackrock, Vanguard and Statestreet, then cross reference with the Bank of International Settlements (the central bank for central banks) Blackrock isn't the head of the snake running all these global scams (CV, V@x, climate), but they are close and helping execute "legally". CBDCs will create a two tiered money system when deployed - retail (peasants) and wholesale (the elite). To be sure, Blackrock will not care about investors should the elite succeed with their social/carbon credit score objectives. And if you think Blackrock hasn't accumulated massive quantities of BTC, across multiple wallets, dig deeper. Would also be worth studying the Wycoff method of institutional trading. Those at the helm will do to Bitcoin what they have done to gold. I love BTC, but it was for the people, not the people that run the world.

Element115_1

Nothing good can come from Blackrock's involvement in BTC. They are the legitimized arm of the Central Banking Cartel. Maybe a few months of pump. Dive into the history of Blackrock, Vanguard and Statestreet, then cross reference with the Bank of International Settlements (the central bank for central banks) Blackrock isn't the head of the snake running all these global scams (CV, V@x, climate), but they are close and helping execute "legally". CBDCs will create a two tiered money system when deployed - retail (peasants) and wholesale (the elite). To be sure, Blackrock will not care about investors should the elite succeed with their social/carbon credit score objectives. And if you think Blackrock has accumulated massive quantities of BTC, across multiple wallets, dig deeper. Would also be worth studying the Wycoff method of institutional trading. Those at the helm will do to Bitcoin what they have done to gold. I love BTC, but it was for the people, not the people that run the world.

Element115_1

Nothing good can come from Blackrock's involvement in BTC. They are the legitimized arm of the Central Banking Cartel. Dive into the history of Blackrock, Vanguard and Statestreet, then cross reference with the Bank of International Settlements (the central bank for central banks) Blackrock isn't the head of the snake running all these global scams (CV, V@x, climate), but they are close and helping execute "legally". Care CBDCs will create a two tiered money system when deployed - retail (peasants) and wholesale (the elite). To be sure, Blackrock will not care about investors should the elite succeed with their social/carbon credit score objectives. And if you think Blackrock has accumulated massive quantities of BTC, across multiple wallets, dig deeper. Would also be worth studying the Wycoff method of institutional trading.

MaximumStudent1839

Don’t. Once you get laid off by this clown industry, your CV will look silly as you search for a job in Web 2. Pad up your resume in Web 2 with solid work experience. Learn crypto on the side and find what make sense to you before you come in. 99% projects are just building pvp arena for degens to kill themselves - no appeal beyond the hopeless gamblers in this space. You don’t want to end up working for one.

Sure_Contribution962

You can get hired without a degree, if you put the effort and with passion. College is overrated and just reward you for being patient sitting on a bench. I know, I've been here and got my degree, I don't even put it on my CV. If you don't have passion get the degree instead, as it will allow you to sit on a chair and be paid for it for the rest of you career.

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Feeling-Inside5147

Globally. “Binance must enhance its compliance program and appoint an independent monitor for three years.” https://twitter.com/JoeCarlasare/status/1727050292812710316?t=dQ9fKK6dRUoFN0_CV-7wJw&s=19

SmoothBrainSavant

You know how you just make your CV to trigger all the juicy automated trigger words to get you the job you’re totally not actually qualified for? That, but for free moneys. I cant wait. Gonna start brainstorming bullshit companies over the winter.

WeggieUK

Perhaps location may play part in our different experiences. I never get asked for ID even with Amazon. The majority of couriers leave packages on our doorsteps and leave. I am currently going for interviews for good positions and have not officially registered with the agencies I am dealing with. They found my CV online to match with companies looking. I do agree that the UK is CCTV heavy, especially for cars, but we are a country of fines. It is difficult to get the police to attend any thefts, etc, from what I hear. But I do see mobile speed detector vans often.

Ermingardia

You know that's a very valuable skill. If you add that to your CV, you might find yourself a job writing some of the crypto articles we see every day.

Boddis

Can I give ya my CV?

tsuiteruze

I used to be a freelancer and I'd have a contract. I guess things may be different but the only time I do free work is when I want to accummulate stuff on CV. I guess it depends how you play.

hblok

Sure, but then you need to factor in the hours you spend learning. You need to research cooking classes in your area. Enroll. Attend. And let's not forget the extra work of updating your CV with your qualifications as a chef. Literately hours spent. No, it's much better to eat a BigMac three times a day for the rest of your life. Chances are, that if you go Super Size every time, it will be a lot less than 50 years. /s

milonuttigrain

Special talent in CV imagine when you apply for a hedge fund.

Last-Ad318

Can i put that in my CV?

WineMakerBg

Gary knows that WHEN he loses the Ripple case, he'll lose his government position and it will be too late to turn back to Crypto companies with his CV.

theycallmekimpembe

What is your actual job title? And do you intend to send the CV for actual jobs or just have it on there 😄

InternetStrang3r

Moon farming is going on my CV as a legitimate job at this point

DanFran81

CV Marple to the rescue

Kappatalizable

Yup you can definitely put the experience in your CV

Gungho_Gringo

I don't even know what a CV is. Looks like we should run a tag team hack duo. Where do we start?

Unitedstatesofnever

Imagine hacking someone and ending up with a job offer. Dude didn't write a CV as to why he's the best man for the job he *proved* it

kirtash93

I am starting to think that I should add "Professional Reddit Shitposter" in my CV.

rootpl

I saw "Military Spouse" on CV once like it's some sort of achievement, so yeah I'll believe anything.

Mariahausfrau

Looking AVAX now i guess its not really CV admiring status over him.

peachfoliouser

I fully expect CV to go on the run at some point and Binance to close. It's just a matter of time. CV is likely looking at jail for the rest of his life.

NEOkavliaris

Reddit farmer will be an interesting job title for your CV 😄

Ins3rtCoin

The biggest problem of scientific research are the papers that are lies… in order to get funds and better CV’s the produce bullshit

Larirun

Don't forget to add professional moon farmer to your CV if you start applying for jobs!

monaslab

Put 51k moons in qualifications section of CV and job is yours.

rootpl

"Ooooh, I can see 4 years of professional Moon farming experience on r/cc on your CV, impressive, impressive. What would you say about this experience?" "Nobody knows shit about fuck!" WELCOME ABOARD!

ripulimestari

normal language = yes I got lucky CV language = I executed a calculated decision with full risk analysis performed beforehand.

seb7mad

I gave a Snek to the Daily on the very last day that sneks existed. Adding that to my CV

tambaybtc

If I own a company why would I need to have the CV updated? 😁

tambaybtc

Can’t be added like this on a CV unless you love the rejection letters 😁

Queasy_Length_1016

sad, I have to put freelancer on my CV either that or BATMAN

kirtash93

His CV must be really tasty. I am Crypto Batman!

bazooka_star

My CV is ready for this job

rootpl

Don't worry, employers will still ask us to copy and paste our CVs into their own proprietary online forms, from the same CV we just emailed them a few hours before. ;)

Exotic_Cantaloupe_96

I'm updating my CV. On other interests, should I put moon farmer?

Tajo990

I have to buy one of these so I can put in my CV that I'm in the mining business

teh_d3ac0n

Tom Lee CV: Head Research Expert at his own company ​ I am the Senior VP Research Expert at my moms basement

Shiratori-3

From the question, I'm presuming you're American. (I'm not) You'll probably want to go digging to satisfy yourself for the respective tokens, but eg for Quant as a starter (paraphrasing from one of the Quant subs): *QNT is registered as a utility token under FINMA and MiCA. Gilbert Verdian (Founder/CEO) works closely with regulatory bodies and Quant did not offer its ICO to US markets.* The Quant founder's CV probably gives an additional indication of their approach re regulatory familiarity and compliance: https://quant.network/people/gilbert-verdian/

DoragonMaster1893

Would like to see their CV to valudate that

risingcrow1o1

Anyone with FTX in their CV shouldn’t be trusted

Mariahausfrau

Imagine in future if your CV has farming in it. Cute.

Yellowflash274

Good luck mate & Don't forget to mention Professional Shitposter on the CV as well

goldyluckinblokchain

Just spent a few hours sprucing up my CV cause I've finally had enough of work moving the goal posts on my promised pay rise. Time for a change!

Weaver96

There are very few teachers who'd sacrifice their free time to teach kids in high school the basics of our economy, how to apply to a job, how to create your CV, and basically how to be an adult. But it's not in the curriculum, they just know that it's important and they want to see their students thrive in life.

TheyAskWho

My school only taught us how write up a quick CV for a future job application, thank you school you were so helpful :)

J17ster

Should be on my CV at this point

New-Masterpiece-681

I wish I CV an genuinely attest to your comment, I really want to learn Crypto so bad 😭

Calm-Cartographer677

No blemishes on his CV /s

Friendly-Ad2786

You soon won't need a CV...

ripulimestari

going to put moon early investor on my CV

Antartica_To_GNZ11

just aim for 20k Moons. Hodl for next few years, whilst improving your CV and Skillset to get better and better salary. Before you know, it, you;ll have deposit for a downpayment.

CymandeTV

Sending their CV to everyone.

Gregoryonetulum

Im using Microsoft 11, is this a partnership too? So I can put that into my CV.

Pr0Meister

People already mentioned this, but a lot of companies - especially international ones- have a list of approved courses for their employees, which they will pay for to upskill them. Sometimes they even sign off on a course, which isn't on the list, but you can convince them is relevant for your job. Do as many of those as you can. Some are unfortunately mainly focused on theory, but they definitely look good on your CV. Sometimes ittnot even what the course was about, but just the fact you bothered to do it while having a full-time job, which catches the eye of recruiters. While Blockchain is tempting because it's new and interesting, since you need to budget, I'd go for design-related or developer course for the languages and frameworks with the widest use. Because they are both more likely to land you a better job/promotion, and they are the one most likely to be on a discount. Study up on Blockchain with whatever free sources you can find, and do the course when you've saved up for it

DrakharD

It's such a new field that in my opinion certification is useless. Learn and get experience building. Put projects on your CV and expand your github.

mickalawl

An awesome game that happens to use blockchain would be great. But that same awesome game without blockchain would be just as great (or better even as the crypto element may drive negative in game behaviour). It's 2023 and if you have web3 or NFT game developer on your CV it's going to probably going to hurt your job hunting prospects in IT.

seb7mad

You not trying to add Moon farming to your CV are you?

R4ID

>XRP is just another heavily centralized project, Prove it with sound evidence and sources. - Show me how someone can doublespend on the network - Show me how someone can freeze or reverse an XRP transaction - Show me how someone can censor a user from spending their XRP however they want - Show me how someone can create more XRP - Show me how someone can force a code update on the validators. Any practical or theoretical example at all please. You don't know what you're talking about and it shows. >The consensus mechanism is literally proof of trust - The network runs on a bunch of bank owned servers, relying on all participants being doxxed. it isnt Run by bank owned servers at all and all participants dont need to be Doxxed (my validator isnt Doxxed) https://livenet.xrpl.org/network/validators Heres the list, please show me the "bank owned servers" Because what I see are exchanges like [Bitrue](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHUryiyDqEtyWVtFG24AAhaYjMf9FRLietbGzviF3piJsMm9qyDR), [bitstamp](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHB8QMKGt9VB4Vg71VszjBVQnDW3v3QudM4DwFaJfy96bj4Pv9fA), [bitso](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHBidG3pZK11zQD6kpNDoAhDxH6WLGui6ZxSbUx7LSqLHsgzMPec). What I see are Schools like [Columbia university](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHUXxo1EtJDwD13qC1KpT2Tyo8vU4K7Pw4kFi8EtTrEZEUdZpXyg), [Waterloo Univeristy](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHDH7bQJpVfDhVSqdui3Z8GPvKEBQpo6AKHcnXe21zoD4nABA6xj), [Wharton University](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHBWF9CzNrzmdzz5zpLiqmxSCa1Aj9UAdmQjSrNyrDFM26jdBEgw), [Berkeley university](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHULqGBkJtWeNFjhTzYeAsHA3qKKS7HoBh8CV3BAGTGMZuepEhWC), & [Ryerson University] (https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHBTyU6TxeNpM7uZQhUPVqESkVYU2WP6DDotCMUmcGAyJZBhzce9) What I see are [business's](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHUXeusfwk61c4xJPneb9Lgy7Ga6DVaVLEyB29ftUdt9k2KxD6Hw), [Staking services](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHUDsoMgNj5vak3RHwVgXw7AAa3hths4erHUCJW34YxthroqDvXc), , [Oracle projects](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHUKgFa4diHC9sN7YnVt4AUPGkaHtShrT76xJBUFdH2B5Tz5nwVQ), [Devs](https://livenet.xrpl.org/validators/nHUpDEZX5Zy9auiu4yhDmhirNu6PyB1LvzQEL9Mxmqjr818w663q), individuals, Wallets, Defi Projects, and Many many others Running validators. Yet I cant seem to find all these "banks" that Run the entire network according to you. >However Ripple has also done their best in the past to fight real decentralized cryptos like BTC and ETH: Try not to use logical fallacies when forming an argument https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman >They often attack BTC, for example Ripple CFO claimed BTC is controlled by China in 2020 (source) Was the majority of the hashrate geolocated in 1 country called China at the time? lets use wayback machine and look https://i.imgur.com/bbKfNNP.png wow would you look at that, bunch of Chinese pools controlling the majority of the hashrate. GUESS that means that is centralized in China. https://argoblockchain.com/articles/read-more-china-dominates-bitcoin-mining-heres-why-that-needs-to-change turns out having almost 65% of the hashrate geolocated in a single country is a Bad thing. >for which they never apologized. Why would someone apologize for pointing out something that is factually correct? >Also most of you probably remember they funded a FUD energy campaign that tried to push Bitcoin towards PoS (source). You mean Larsen proposed a BiP (bitcoin improvement protocol) which would make it Just as secure but also Greener?!?!?!? How outlandish of an idea to propose. How DARE someone make improvements to the protocol via proposal... Anyone upvoting this Clown is breaking one of the golden rules of crypto, Trust but verify. Nobody here is doing the most important part, the VERIFY part.

gosbts

it's going on my CV

Nuewim

I am very well seasoned crypto investor. I always add a lot of spices and herbs to my meals and I invest in crypto. Should be enough to send my CV?

Zerox10

I’ll have to start putting it on my CV at this rate

Odysseus_Lannister

Content creator stays on the CV

AncientCauliflower47

You can practically add day trader to your CV

RedBunery

Haha. I like it. Might add a ridiculous facts section to my own CV 😂

RedBunery

Add "Professional E-Sport Athlete" to your CV 😎

igadjeed

> A car Tell me all about poppet valve timing and CV joints, in less than 50 words

iYakult

WE are professional now and soon i will add this skill in my CV

SkuniMasterMind

Hey, its gonna look great on CV!

aminton13

Jokes apart this can show that if the return we are getting is right then we can put maximum effort in the work, so if there is any option of that i will surely add moon farming in my CV

falk_lhoste

Would you add moon farming on your CV?

Murky-Setting-4643

Missed those times where we could put " Coinbase Earn " in our CV's , since then time has changed

Repulsive_Music7242

Gary, I would say its time to start writing your new CV on ChatGPT

meeleen223

> Binance will continue striving to obtain authorizations to provide our products and services to users in the Netherlands "I'm sending my CV again just in case I change my mind of you letting me leave"

deathbyfish13

Just padding the CV for the next job application. "No I wasn't fired, I quit that job voluntarily"

InsaneMcFries

That doesn’t stop every other analyst. Your CV is perfect

squiders_oui

We have to also accept the possibility that alt coins are often pumped and dumped. A lot of people are being taken for a ride and lose huge amount in seconds due to CV's and market makers been sneaks. perhaps they should be classed as securities until they can achieve decentralised status. It wouldn't stop the issue but the likes of solana going from 50 cents to $240 in 12 months for no good reason other than to sell your hoard on the unsuspecting isn't really fair. I mean it's great if your on the right side of the sale. 95% aren't.