BACK

No_Cod972

we're so fucking BACK it's actually crazy

SINYACHTA

Start work Monday. Have to win the lotto today or tomorrow I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK

Chance-Albatross7809

been doing alot better since switching to trading futes overnight i didnt think PDT rule change would make a difference, and still have no "proof" its the reason shits gotten so bad but it happens to coincide pretty perfectly timing wise. BRING. IT. BACK.

fomoandyoloandnogrow

**WE ARE SO FUKING BACK BRO. Never ending pasta at Olive Garden is back**

tropicalia84

# AMERICA WON THE WAR, GAS IS BACK TO $2.50, INFLATION IS CONQUERED, THE FED IS HIKING INTEREST RATES AND YOU'RE BUYING PUTS :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek:

Routine-Agent-160

https://preview.redd.it/s8wqip43p2qh1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d292911de38e09558bf9cbe546e5263b527a1c9 NEED A 10% DAY BULLS, WE ARE BACK.

Tay_Tay86

#DID EVERYONE HEAR THE NEWS? WE WON THE WAR AGAIN!!!! ABOUT 1 HR AGO!!!!!!!!!!!! 'MURICA IS BACK BABY VICTORY #182391 :money:

Honjaaa

Rate hike and can't even drop SPY more than .5% BERS BACK TO JACKSON HOLE - SPY 770 EOW

whatsgoingonhonestly

MY GOD WERE BACK TO JULY :kek: :kek: :kek: :kek:

Powerful-Reaction607

GONNA PUT YALL BACK IN CHAINS -Joe Biden

Axwe8

# AM RADIO IN ALL VEHICLES LMAO WE GOING BACK TO 1900s 🤡 🤡 🤡

DryBicycle5629

Broadcom PLS GO BACK TO 425 YOU PIECE OF SHIT

OrdinaryMix4013

#warsh TOMO: the real news isnt the 50 point hike, it is the fact that THIS IS THE MOST SUCESSFUL ECONOMY IN THE WORLD AND THE WAR IS GOING WELL AND CHILDREN ARE HAPPY AND ISRRERAL IS BACK TO BOMMMBEEING IRAAN ALL THANKS TO PREZZZIDENT

yahooms

# "A whole civilization of bols will die tomorrow, never to be brought back again" # WTF, GIVE MY MONEY BACK

Extension-Change-441

BACK IN MY DAY SPY HAD VOLUME AND MOVED MORE THAN .5% IN THE DAY. alright grandpa, here's your AI slop

Funny-Sprinkles-5674

meta trading like a meme stock wtf went from 2% POSITIVE TO RED AND BACK UP 1%

LetterPretend

Then why the FUCK ARE WE GOING BACK UP?!

Academic-Letter-7040

He’s BACK! Singing and dancing his way into our American hearts. Join in the old fashion fun and excitement with a WELCOME BACK Turtle Toast to this great Patriot.

Powerful-Reaction607

GONNA PUT YALL BACK IN CHAINS -Joe Biden

arbitraryBlue

I'm calling it early, WE ARE SO BACK

NoAbbreviations1653

EVERYONE SPAM V INCOMING WE ARE BACK (Im 40% down)

remilk123

:screech: IF YOU DON'T BUY PUTS EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE NEXT 365 DAYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL Y'ALL. 📉🚨 WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE BOTTLE CAP ERA!!! 🥫💀🔙

whatsgoingonhonestly

ON YOUR BACK KICKIN THOSE STUMPY LITTLE LIMBS :kek:

Powerful-Reaction607

GONNA PUT YALL BACK IN CHAINS! - Joe Biden

twostroke1

WE ARE SO FUCKIN BACK BABY (to the same price as yesterday at open)

remilk123

:screech: TAKE THAT BACK! 😤AI SEXBOT will KEEP ME WARM and TUCK ME INTO BED 20 years from now! 🛏️🔥🤖❤️

Powerful-Reaction607

GONNA PUT YALL BACK IN CHAINS! -Joe Biden

Overgrown_Dreams89

Hoping NBIS DROPS BACK To 225ish so I can buy more

tropicalia84

# AND WE BACK

abroadbroadband

AI has definitely made me less patient Some of these Youtube videos where I'm trying to see what I'm supposed to do... 😃WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL TODAY WE'RE GONNA-- ⏩⏩⏩😃AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, WHAT ABOUT--⏩⏩⏩ 😃OKAY NOW LET'S GET STARTED BUT FIRST WE--⏩⏩⏩😃ALRIGHT AND FINALLY A BIG SHOUT OUT TO TODAY'S SPONSOR-- Just give me the answer!!! 😡😡😡

Bubblybathtime

Sounds like in a lot of cases, yes. They just shrug. My takeaway is the tariffs are largely not real, it's just Trump rattling a sword on social media. Remember in the early days of the tariffs they would literally change daily, on his whim. "I'M DOUBLING THEM! NOW I'M CANCELLING THEM! NOW THEY'RE BACK!" There was no realistic way to keep up with it. It was all just nonsense with no legislation behind it.

Junkingfool

Jimmy "The Rat" Cramer says MAG7 is BACK bitches! What could go wrong...

BuffMaltese

Dude, I basically did the same thing with GameStop. Mine is less tragic because my wife knew exactly what kind of idiot she married and pressured me into buying a house before I could gamble it all back. Still ended up nuking basically everything else, probably $350–400k. I honestly don’t even want to calculate the exact number because I enjoy sleeping occasionally. The hardest part is thinking about what that money could be worth if I had just put it in boring-ass index funds and acted like a normal human being. But then I remind myself that a normal human being also probably wouldn’t have turned \~$55k into nearly $1M in the first place. So now I’m completely recalibrated. I used to watch my account swing tens of thousands of dollars. Today I make a few hundred bucks and I’m like, “WE ARE SO BACK.” But for real, it took me years to feel even a little better about it. I don’t think you ever completely get over losing that kind of money.

ILoveWesternCenter

WE ARE SO BACK :money:

zorna0

Americans Without College Degrees Are Having One of the Best Job Markets in Years [https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/americans-without-college-degrees-are-having-one-of-the-best-job-markets-in-years-5f37d00e](https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/americans-without-college-degrees-are-having-one-of-the-best-job-markets-in-years-5f37d00e) AMERICA IS BACK BABY

Federal-Watch

WE ARE SO FUKKIN’ BACK!!! :screech: :screech: … tomorrow :cry:

strawberrryy222

IM FUCKING TILTED LOST 20k AND ITS WEEKEND HOW DO I MAKE MY MONEY BACK MARKET IS CLOSED AAHHHHH

Zealousideal_Yak9977

Spx is down wtf my portfolio is way today lol RISK BACK ON

patmccock86

Rick Santelli retiring? THIS IS THE END OF AN ERA, BACK TO YOU

Beneficial-Push2528

FUCK LULU PYPL IS COMING BACK LETS GO I DUDNT BANKREPT MYSElf!!

Routine-Agent-160

https://preview.redd.it/nff47ir6obnh1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89416d2d628ee61f03a14d729329217bbca0b6ea BULLS WE ARE BACK!!!

Public-Remove-111

Do not touch any if this, stop eating your self up, don't listen to any if these looser being sarcastic, DO NOT SELL SIT ON IT AND WAIT YOU WILL GET YOUR $$ BACK AND THEN SOME, IT MAY DUMP GARDER DO NOT Fing SELL, SIT AND WAIT YOU WILL REEP THE REWARDS, THAT IS IF YOU CAN STOMACH THE UPS AND THE DOWNS. DO NOT WATCH DO NOT CHECK THE PRICE... 🫡 GOOD LUCK

ILoveWesternCenter

ASS TITS WE ARE SO BACK!!! :chad:

LarryBlink

I don't even care that my portfolio is -65,47%, at least the gas prices are low, the grocery prices are at a ATH low, and there are 0 crimes being committed, while I'm getting rich of all the tariffs because they share it with us!! I LOVE MY PRESIDENT SEE U BACK IN 2028!!

Specialist-Lie-9548

wow DELL BACK TO PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE THIS WEEK HOW GREAT

Altruistic-Jaguar-53

WHY IS EVERYONE HERE AFRAID OF LOSING MONEY NOW ? IM BACK TO DRINK MALT LIQUOR AND TEACH THESE KIDS TO GET \# HOT FUCKING YOGA MILFS PUT UR HOLE PAYCHECK ON 0DTE $SPY YOU CANT BE MORE CUCKED AND POOR THAN YOU ALREADY ARE ONLY FEAR CAN HOLD YOU BACK 🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 $SPY $800 eom

pussinbuuts

Overnight futes drops 0.1%, wsb: ITS SO OVER Overnight futes up 0.1%, wsb: WE ARE SO BACK

strawberrryy222

I love revenge trading digging the hole deeper. My port was 7 figs gambled all the way down to low 6figs and now im stuck at low 6 figs lol WILL NEVER MAKE IT BACK

TheMallard1

STAND BACK.. I might jump in calls

Beginning-Fig-9089

BACK TO WHERE WE WERE AT 9:30AM!

remilk123

:screech: NO! EVERYTHING IS OVER! WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE AGE OF BOTTLE CAPS TOMORROW! :cry:

AMadWalrus

BRO BACK IN COLLEGE MY LANDLORD WAS A GRANDMA NAMED DORCAS. She was a sweetheart. Always thought it was a unique name until now.

CollegeSorry5923

Don't have any. Doing it for my friends at THE ILLUMINATAT HOUSE AND FRIENDSHIP CORNER, THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA ST CHAPEL HILL. THE BEST AND HARDEST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD. I DIDN'T GRADUATE.... YET... GOING BACK AFTER MY HEDGE FUND IS UP AND RUNNING.

ZamoT__T

Same. That’s why I never played games like Horizon or Tomb Raider.. I just can’t quite related. I like playing a dude cuz I imagine myself in their shoes… BRING BACK MAX PAYNE!!

AltruisticCow7595

BioWar 2.0 Monday!!! BCRX IS BACK BABY!!!

NotMe357

We need J.Powell BACK !

imustbegthequestion

Pump that into ai.Re $RDDT calls on his Grace: Gracie REX $RDDT JESUS IS COMING BACK TO YOU WITH MY MOM AND DAD AND MY SISTER AND MY FAMILY ARE IN THE SAME PLACE TO GET THE FEELING THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT MY HOUSE IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST CHECKING ON YOU AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET THE FEELING THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT MY HOUSE IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST CHECKING ON YOU AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET THE FEELING THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT MY HOUSE IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST CHECKING ON YOU I AM #BRO RYAN NECT DOOR. @DJWIZARD ADE ADAM YAW AAY. A.A.Y! 🙆🏿‍♂️ 🎂 🎉 🎊 🎈 HAPPY CONVOCATION RDDT. LET 2026.08.26 BE THE DAY THAT ALL OUR SINS WERE FORGIVEN. #SFSLH44. ANY COMMENTS?

FFXIV_Yunarin

My entire portfolio is red... BRING BACK JPOW!

Reply_Stunning

**Jackson's Hole Speech:** The venue was, frankly, a disaster before anyone even opened their mouth. The Jackson Hole Economic Symposium had been moved at the last minute to a rustic-chic barn venue after the original lodge was double-booked with a regional taxidermy convention. The stage was a repurposed hayloft. The podium was a whiskey barrel with a microphone duct-taped to it. And the audience—the most powerful financial minds in the Western world—were crammed onto wooden benches still fragrant with eau de livestock, their tailored Armani trousers collecting splinters with every nervous shift. Kevin Warsh, to his credit, attempted dignity. He climbed the rickety ladder to the hayloft, brushed a piece of straw off his bespoke suit, and positioned himself behind the barrel. The single spotlight, clearly borrowed from a community theater production of *Oklahoma!*, flickered and hummed. He cleared his throat. A goat in a nearby pen answered. "Distinguished colleagues," Warsh began, his voice echoing oddly off the corrugated tin roof. "We stand at a critical juncture in monetary policy. The era of—" *BAAAAAA.* Warsh's eye twitched. He pressed on. "The era of accommodative policy has reached its natural conclusion. We must now—" *BAAAAAA. BAAAAAA.* "Can someone shut that fucking goat up?" he snapped, momentarily forgetting the microphone was live. The goat, a grizzled old billy named Gerald according to the painted sign on his pen, stared directly into Warsh's soul and chewed a mouthful of hay with the slow, deliberate contempt of a man who knows your mortgage rate. Bessent, seated in the front row with his legs crossed elegantly, raised one perfectly manicured hand. "Kevin, I think he's making a valid point about your forward guidance." A ripple of nervous laughter. Warsh's jaw tightened. "As I was saying," he continued, gripping the whiskey barrel with both hands, "we must embrace the natural tightening of financial conditions. The free market must be allowed to—" At that exact moment, a chicken—no one knew where it came from, no one would ever know—strutted across the stage and laid an egg directly on Warsh's left shoe. The room went silent. The chicken, unbothered, clucked once and exited stage left. Warsh looked down. Warsh looked up. His face underwent a journey from confusion, to rage, to something approaching spiritual resignation. Then, very slowly, he wet his lips. "Fine," he said, his voice dropping to a lethal purr. "We're doing this the hard way." He stepped out from behind the barrel, kicking the egg aside with a squelch. The microphone, sensing drama, somehow increased its own sensitivity. Every breath Warsh took now sounded like a hurricane through the speakers. "Listen up, you ungrateful little shits," he said, pointing directly at Bessent. "You think I don't see what you've been doing behind my back? You think I don't smell your cheap-money cologne from a mile away?" Bessent uncrossed his legs, then recrossed them the other way. A power move. "I have no idea what you're—" "You've been down at the Treasury, haven't you, Scott? Playing with your little buyback program. Jerking off the yield curve while I'm trying to let it breathe." Gasps. Someone dropped a lanyard. The CNBC camera zoomed in. Warsh began walking toward the edge of the hayloft, his footsteps making the entire structure sway. "You think four billion dollars makes you a big man? Please. I've seen bigger stimulus packages in a gumball machine." Bessent stood up, smoothing his tie. "At least I'm doing something, Kevin. You've been hiding in your ivory tower, whining about inflation while the market burns. What's your plan? Wait for the bond vigilantes to save you?" "The bond vigilantes are dead, Scott. I killed them. With my bare hands. And I'll do it again." "You couldn't kill a spider with a chair, you overgelled—" "HEY!" Both men froze. The shout had come from the audience. Every head turned to see an elderly woman in a floral cardigan standing on her bench, pointing a trembling finger at the stage. "This is the most unprofessional behavior I've ever witnessed in forty years of central banking! You should be ashamed of yourselves! I came here to hear about quantitative tightening, not to watch two grown men have a midlife crisis in a barn!" It was Esther George. Former Kansas City Fed president. She was holding a corn dog. "Esther, sit down," Warsh said through gritted teeth. "I will NOT sit down! You've turned the Federal Reserve into a reality television show! And you—" she swung the corn dog toward Bessent, "—you're no better! The Treasury Department used to be respectable! Now it's just a playground for hedge fund rejects with daddy issues!" Bessent's face went pale, then red, then a shade of purple not found in nature. "Did you just call me a hedge fund reject?" "I called you a hedge fund reject WITH DADDY ISSUES. Don't misquote me." The chicken returned, now wearing a tiny bow tie that someone had apparently put on it. It stood between Warsh and Bessent like a referee. Bessent lunged. Warsh lunged. They collided in the middle of the hayloft, a tornado of flailing limbs and expensive fabric and rage. The chicken squawked and flew into the audience, landing on the head of a BlackRock executive who would later describe it as "the most productive thing that happened all weekend." They crashed through the wooden railing—the hayloft was not built for combat—and tumbled down onto a hay bale, which exploded in a cloud of golden straw. Bessent ended up on top, his tie wrapped around Warsh's throat, Warsh's hands fisted in Bessent's hair, both of them covered in hay and fury and what appeared to be goat milk. "You absolute menace!" Bessent shouted, shaking Warsh by the collar. "I'm trying to save the economy!" "You're trying to save your job!" Warsh wheezed, his face purple for entirely different reasons now. "That buyback program is a band-aid on a bullet wound!" "AND YOUR MONETARY POLICY IS A BULLET WOUND ON A HEALTHY ECONOMY!" "TAKE THAT BACK!" "MAKE ME!" They kissed. It was not a romantic kiss. It was the kind of kiss that happened when two men fell face-first into each other during a brawl and neither had the time or inclination to move away. It lasted approximately 1.3 seconds, but in that 1.3 seconds, seventeen different cameras captured it from nineteen different angles, and the footage would go on to become the most-downloaded asset in the history of Bloomberg Terminal. They broke apart, gasping, both now a shade of mortification that transcended normal human experience. "Did we just—" Bessent started. "Don't," Warsh said, holding up a hand. "Don't you dare say it." The barn was silent except for the goat, who had somehow escaped his pen and was now eating a Bloomberg reporter's notepad. Esther George stood over them, corn dog still in hand, looking down with the exhausted disappointment of a grandmother who had seen it all. "You two are a disgrace," she said calmly. "I'm calling Janet." "NO!" both men shouted simultaneously. But it was too late. The damage was done. The footage was everywhere. And somewhere in Washington, Donald Trump's phone lit up with a notification from Truth Social: **"WARSH AND BESSENT CAUGHT IN BARN BRAWL—WATCH THE STEAMY FOOTAGE HERE!"** His response, sent to both men at 4:07 AM, read simply: **"WHO WON? ALSO WAS THE GOAT OKAY?"**

Numerous_Put4717

TAKE THAT BACK.  I have a 100 at 924...   need a mini pump, just a baby one. 

Crazy-Bug-2267

WE are so BACK BOIS

twostroke1

WE ARE SO BACK BABY. (to the same prices we’ve been at for the last 3 months)

Happy-Champion1661

Koreans this is your last chance to "MAKE IT ALL BACK" just take a loan against your future earnings and go buy some stonks on 5x lev nothing can go wrong this time!

AccomplishedWin489

WERE BACK!

octopus_serenader

SAAS IS BACK (no one cared about INTU)

traderbusto

Oh look we’re back to even WE’RE BACK TO EVEN GUYS

FunIcy4223

ILL JUST TAKE MY f45000 TRUCK SO I CAN HAUL ALL THIS TACO BELL BACK TO MY 5000LB FAMILY GOBLESS

vandalizethethief

The trade ends in euphoria, like every insane bull market. It’s already happened to most semis. They are dumping it on retail. In $LAZR ETF it’s supposed to be photonics but the 2nd holding there is a weird Anthropic Special Purpose Vehicle (SPV) that is at a weight of 10%. No footnote or anything explaining why 10% of my money is gone when you could have to struck to the strategy of buy $LITE $COHR $GLW among others AND NO AAOI BC THE SAME SCAM CEO IS STILL THERE AND HE IS RUNNING IT BACK. Oh, and all those Chinese supply companies that also contribute their own products and are undervalued . Hey, even $VZ and $T since they need someone to do the buildout. $VZ is doing it for $GOOG.

throwaway9gk0k4k569

Reading the CANADA STRIKES BACK: "Retaliatory tariffs on $20B in US goods" headline reminds me of when little toddler donnie suggested people inject bleach to fight COVID.

BlackSquirrel05

Eh... It is MBA's doing it. But it's even worse. Because they're not set up to win after being bought. They're setup to act like a piggy bank that PE then gets to use for the next purchase. They buy them up. Then force them to take out hundreds of millions in loans... TO THEN PAY THEMSELVES BACK. And then said business has that debt, but didn't use it to improve or expand... and PE just hedged their own bet. Frankly it should be illegal. Source I work under a PE firm that did this exact thing to our own business. And yes many a person lost their job over this to service the debt.

Happy-Champion1661

LMAO we dumped nasdaq for a week full red. And the regards sold because of some shit like "bonds and oil up, Anthropic revenue for new model miss estimate" imagine thinking fundamentals matter BUY ALL BACK BUY ALL BACK BUY BUY BUY!!! thank you for playing \- JS and citadel rn, probably

iTouchStuff

JUST IN: Jim Cramer says investors should "sell semis" WE ARE SO BACK

Metacog_Drivel

WE ARE SO BACK....unless?

Thisispaartaaa

either there is some crazy ass short covering going on by folks with big fucking pockets.....or everybody is just a big ole pussy today, and taking profits....all I can see is this shit is going to the fucking moon, either later today, or next week. THE BULL MARKET IS BACK, AND WE ARE GOING UPPIES!!!!!

GruntledGary

Wait a minute, didn't South Park already do this one? BACK TO THE PILE EVERYONE 

Bravadette

** HE IS BACK **

NobodyImportant13

> Let’s get back on topic. Adding in additional arguments muddies the water. I haven't changed the topic. Obama reduced the deficit. It's a fact. That's what I said in my first comment. >This is EXACTLY the problem. Reducing our DEFICIT isn’t PAYING BACK OUR DEBT. Can you quote where I said that or even remotely implied that? >If someone lost their arm and you cover it with a paper towel, that didn’t stop the bleeding entirely. It covered the blood a bit, maybe slowed the overall outflow. That person still doesn’t have an arm, AND is still actively bleeding. This is a bad analogy because "bleeding" isn't universally bad for governments because what really matters is debt to GDP, not debt. >Did it slow the bleeding? Probably a bit. Yeah, and it's better to slow the bleeding than to cut off another limb. This is my entire point.

ResidualSodium

Let’s get back on topic. Adding in additional arguments muddies the water. What I’m saying is in the context of the National Debt, this didn’t reverse the trajectory of debt accumulation. Decreasing the DEFICIT doesn’t automatically convert it to a SURPLUS. He added to the national debt. He didn’t reduce it. Slowed the addition? Sure. Started paying back the debt? No. This is EXACTLY the problem. Reducing our DEFICIT isn’t PAYING BACK OUR DEBT. It’s adding to it slower. You cannot say: “I want a reduction in the national debt.” Then turn around and argue that still running a 500B deficit isn’t still overspending and adding to the debt. It still is. Just slower. If someone lost their arm and you cover it with a paper towel, that didn’t stop the bleeding entirely. It covered the blood a bit, maybe slowed the overall outflow. That person still doesn’t have an arm, AND is still actively bleeding. Did you help? Maybe. Did it slow the bleeding? Probably a bit. Is it still a problem? Absolutely. They still don’t have an arm, AND they are still bleed

BrotherlyShove791

Moderna booming and Phoebe Bridgers is everywhere. AUTUMN 2020 IS BACK BABY

Straight_Ad_87

Crypto bros are hilarious. BTC up 3.5% after cratering over the last year and they’re out here shouting WE ARE SO BACK.

bunnibly

Clang gang, we BACK!

miisoup

WE ARE SO BACK. okay i just wanted to say that out loud

Diguojigood

SEMI IS NOT GOING BACK TO ALL TIME HIGH. As it turns out, the last couple weeks was really just a bounce in the larger crash. MU is lucky to settle around 800 in the coming weeks.

Fickle-Gold6606

[$SKHY](https://x.com/search?q=%24SKHY&src=cashtag_click) TO BUY BACK KRW40T (\~$28.6B) IN TREASURY SHARES AFTER RECORD Q2 2026

abroadbroadband

Why did SPY drop like it had a mildly bad earnings report GET YOUR ASS BACK UP THERE RISING TIDES LIFT ALL SHIT STOCKS

portableonioneater

fucking moron, they're using change in deficit to measure some ephemeral fleeting sense of "success" LOFL. Note: they all ran fucking deficits - YES even that shitbag Clinton: Yes, the total gross U.S. national debt increased during Bill Clinton’s presidency, rising from about $4.1 trillion in 1993 to roughly $5.7 trillion when he left office in 2001. You can't increase debt running a surplus, kids. BACK TO SCHOOL, little bitch.

Exciting_Car_7231

Are we back to not being SO BACK?

hayleybts

IRAN HITS BACK AT 🥭 OVER HORMUZ Iran’s deputy foreign minister criticized Trump’s position on the Strait of Hormuz, calling it a “delusion” that will soon be corrected.

el-art-seam

And that’s a hell of a lot higher than under Biden or Obama. Terrible. Terrible yields under the dumocrats. Now the yields have risen to highs not seen in decades. AMERICA IS BACK. 🇺🇸

jonneh

I wish the KOSPI had more holidays AS SOON AS YOU MFERS CAME BACK MY PORT GOES DOWN

Numerous_Put4717

I have lost 6 figures trading and made back and lost bigger 6 figures in divorce and WILL NEVER MAKE THAT BACK

Civil-Soup2863

Holy fuck WE ARE MOONING AAAAGGHHHH I MIGHT GET MY MONEY BACK BY EOD.

powerboner

Google I will fucking kms GO BACK UP

-Carbsaregood-

Go BACK

2020isgreat

\*Leopold Aschenbrenner’s Situational Awareness reported Q2 positions \- Top holdings: [$SNDK](https://x.com/search?q=%24SNDK&src=cashtag_click) = $5.7B [$MU](https://x.com/search?q=%24MU&src=cashtag_click)= $5.6B \- New positions: [$NBIS](https://x.com/search?q=%24NBIS&src=cashtag_click) = $1.23B [$STM](https://x.com/search?q=%24STM&src=cashtag_click) = $584.34M [$KEEL](https://x.com/search?q=%24KEEL&src=cashtag_click) = $151.83M [$VSH](https://x.com/search?q=%24VSH&src=cashtag_click) = $20.17M [$CBRS](https://x.com/search?q=%24CBRS&src=cashtag_click) = $2.21M. \- Power exposure: [$BE](https://x.com/search?q=%24BE&src=cashtag_click) = $1.9B, with calls valued at $0.04B. \-AI infrastructure: [$TSM](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSM&src=cashtag_click) = $1.3B [$CRWV](https://x.com/search?q=%24CRWV&src=cashtag_click) = $0.7B RUN IT BACK

confusedandsmellyman

Just heard my dad scream "GET BACK UP THERE. I NEED $780 BEFORE END OF DAY OR WE'LL BE BACK IN THAT SHITTY APARTMENT." I see a faint glow of red under his door. For context, we just moved out of a really small apartment into a decent house because my mom got a new job. Should I be worried?

gopoohgo

guh GO BACK UP

jonneh

(Bloomberg) -- Asian memory-chip stocks climbed, as a bullish outlook from Sandisk boosted optimism on longer term benefits from the artificial intelligence boom # WE'RE BACK MOTHERFUCKER

jsands7

You are too far down the rabbit hole on the stuff man lol This is the best time to be alive in the history of the world. With America’s leadership and global stewardship and policing, the world has achieved profound long-term progress in human survival, education, and wealth — even by the admission of all of the Democratic think tanks. Global life expectancy has ballooned to 72 years old, child mortality has sharply dropped to 4% globally, extreme poverty has dropped from 80% centuries ago to just 9%, 75% of the worlds population has risen from low-income to middle-income, worldwide literacy has climbed to an astounding 87%, and younger generations across every major world region are vastly better educated than their parents and grandparents. ITS ALL WORKING, DUDE. The Democrats said for 8 years how Bush was ruining the world… and then for Trump’s first 4 years, and now into his second term. But at some point you just have to STEP BACK and look at the big picture. I know you want to think the sky is falling but things are working out pretty well hombre. Icing on the cake is that even though you don’t like Trumps methods — you’re much less likely to get nuked by Iran now that their uranium enrichment reactors have reached their untimely demise.

jackpearson2788

Vibescession is SO BACK