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$BACK and $THER upcoming stock-for-stock merger
$SONX - The Gift That Keeps on Giving (300%+ This Week)
Sam Altman is BACK at OpenAI as company confirms enormous backflip
NEGG is Strong, when Market is weak. That’s a great sign 💪✊🚀😎 stay calm and soldier on!!
INSANE PAST MONTH GAINS TRADING DAILY SPY OPTIONS
The good ole WSB days of 3X leveraged gold ETF's
THE McRib ONLY COMES BACK BEFORE A TRAGIC WORLD EVENT. SPY PUTS TODAY. I bet a 2 month ban that we touch 430 today!
Lost $35,000 in 3 months and $8,000 in 1 day but I’m going to get out of this
AMC nonsense! Did everyone forget? -40% yesterday -10% this morning
MORTIMER WE'RE BACK!!!!! Top Federal Health Agency Says Marijuana Should Be Moved To Schedule III In Historic Recommendation To DEA
Can The Banks Loan The Money The Fed Printed Them BACK To The Government At Interest?
Rite-aid DD part 2, THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.... WITH A VENGENCE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PRICE MOVEMENT. IVE LOST $375k SHOPIFY RUINED MY LIFE
Goldman's Tactical Flow of Funds: "The largest bears in the room have capitulated." 👀... "Are we there yet?" (Yes, we are)
Goldman's Tactical Flow of Funds: "The largest bears in the room have capitulated." 👀... "Are we there yet?" (Yes, we are)
$BBIG news. ERIK FINMAN is BACK. Twitter call scheduled Monday July 10th. Link below
WSB, it’s been one hell of a ride!
$HIRU to soon begin production for Voss Water.
The way forward for Yellow Corporation (YELL), the absolute most undervalued large U.S. publicly traded company:
The 10 golden rules of Trading! although why I am posting this here....
Infinite Money Glitch Through Cash App Promotional Offer
$TRKA -- HATERS GONNA HATE --- THAT THEY DIDN"T BUY THAT DIP
WATCH THE BOUNCE BACK!! They are trying to scare us!! I bought the dip!! Who is with meeeee!! $TRKA
Tesla Stock | THIS COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY YET ! #tslawnews CIDM Stock BUY BACK PLAN
The delightful professionals of r/wallstreetbets posted a loss of $6.6M in Jan 2023
META: Fresh Layoffs Coming + other news from this week [Summarized - Feb 12]
Meme Stocks Are BACK. Bed Bath & Beyond ($BBBY) Is up 94% Since Announcing It’s Basically Insolvent.
Meme Stocks Are BACK. Bed Bath & Beyond ($Bbby) Is up 94% Since Announcing It’s Basically Insolvent. Return to the planet of the apes?
Ok ok... this is BULLISH AF - but I need more eyes on it to validate! - Noctis Research did Analysis on Gamestop and Dark Pools, and IF this is LEGIT... It's shows the Idosyncratic Risk IS BACK BABY! Dark Pool levels are OFF THE CHARTS... Data-Backed Estimate of MINIMUM 200% Short Interest...
We are about to see a massive bullrun with tomorrows Fed interest rate announcemnt. BUY CALLS
COSM Stock ADDRESSING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM | BUY BACK PLAN COULD BE ...
rolling up long strangles / straddles and rolling back shorts
Are the bulls or bears in control… 1-13-23 SPY/ ES Futures and Tesla Weekly Market Recap and Analysis
BBIG is B - BACK! Up 30% on decent volume. If this pick up steam is see At least $5.
5,4$, European Market does its Job Guys; SEE YOU BACK AT 30$ SOON🚀🚀🚀🚀
PROG STRIKES BACK! Squeezy squeeze on good ol’ $BIOR
READY TO MAKE IT ALL BACK. Planning to deposit + YOLO $6k/mo til my acct is back green. -$72K for 2023 still better than -$95K for 2022!
#WETG With this news in August the stock jumped from $1 to $49, now what??🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
$ZIM REGARD IS BACK WITH HIS YTD PERFORMANCE AND HIS PLAYS FOR Q1/Q2 2023 $VOO will become my new $ZIM
$ZIM REGARD IS BACK WITH HIS YTD PERFORMANCE AND HIS PLAYS FOR Q1/Q2 2023
Happy Friday! Get 100% CASH BACK on your first deposit PLUS mega 1st time player promos! (YES, I use and win REAL money!)
SOLD TCDA and Bought More JAGX
Those impacted by the FTX shitshow - share your stories [serious]
MULN Stock (Mullen automotive) BACK IN THE 🔥 HOT 🔥 SEAT 🚨 MULN Reverse S...
Can we restructure Economic Policy and offer Retail-Properties To the market, as I.P.O-stock-controlled Business ventures?? [serious replies only pls]
Here is a story for the people that didnt know
I made a tool that shows the most degenerate highest gain options with high herd mentality
BAN BET: INFLATION REPORT ON SEPTEMBER 13 WILL CAUSE MARKET SELLOFF
$GRPN DD - 52% Short Interest, Deep Value, & A Catalyst
$GRPN DD - 52% Short Interest, Deep Value, & A Catalyst
TMZ Exclusive - QE is Back - Yellen is in - JPOW BACK ON THE INK SON
$APRN T+9 Days! Today's DD: Float vs Short Interest
BACK TO WORK APES Just need to do the orientation training, then Yolo your first paycheck and you might not need to work for another month or two
Aprn buy back this is starting to piss me off
Who here likes to drive a convertible? DD on everything from FTDs to the 2008 crash to AMC and APE coin
Fear not, Economy about to look better by year end. Cyclical factors that help.
I sold my BBBY on the news that RC did the same. I made my 15k and put it in Blue Apron
Holy fuck. He actually fucking bought it.
I GOT YOUR BACK And YOU GOT MINE. AMC APE STOCK Weekend of Wonder
GME and BBBY are about to explode here’s why I’m right on the money
Reggie is calling for towel stock
Reg Sho Feedback loop. Why sentiment is so awful for "meme stocks" now, why the buy button was turned off, and why mass media is manipulating you
IF BBBY GETS BACK TO 30$ I WILL DO WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE
😔😔 it’s been downhill ever since BRING BACK THE BULL MARKET!!
Mentions
**WE ARE SO BACK** (to the prices we’ve been at since October)
Da fuck SPY GO BACK UP
Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money and smiling at me behind my back Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car, get a fucking job Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores stinkin up my day, terrorist in fucking training, slow the fuck DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jiggling their dicks on my CHANNEL 35! Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speakee English! Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach mobster thugs sittin in cafes sippin tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth, wheelin’ and dealin’ and schemin’, GO BACK TO WHERE YOU FUCKIN CAME FROM!! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim strollin up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, sellin South African apartheid diamonds. Fuck the Wall Street brokers, self-styled masters of the universe, Michael Douglas-Gordon Gekko wannabe motherfuckers figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. SEND THOSE ENRON ASSHOLES TO JAIL FOR FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn’t know about that shit?? Give me a fuckin break! Fuck the Puerto Ricans, twenty in a car swellin up the welfare rolls, paradin’ in the street, and don’t even get me started on the Dominicans, cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Benson Hurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their St. Anthony Medallions, swinggin’ their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats trying to audition for “The Sopranos”. Fuckin crack your fuckin head open! Fuck the uptown brothers, they never pass the ball, they don’t want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop, and they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on!! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. YOU BETRAY OUR TRUST! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child’s pants. FUCK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AL-QAEDA and the backward-ass cave dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere! And on the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell! You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my AMERICAN ASS!! Fuck this whole city and everyone in it, let earthquakes crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge those whole rat infested place. No. Fuck you, you had it all and you threw it away, you dumbfuck. Fuck you.
THE ECONOMY IS FIXED NOW HE TOOK IT BACK! NO FALLOUT NEW ATH INCOMING!!! If I had any influence on the EU I wouldn't be picking up a phone call from the US let alone actually making a deal.
TACO once again. Blatant market manipulation. Wish I had access to his group chats. I can imagine the texts. “OK, I’m about to announce the withdrawal of all tariffs, BUY BACK IN NOW!”
BUY AMERICAN IS BACK ON THE MENU, alongside TACOS
I’m making it cool again. TACOS ARE BACK ON THE MENU
Okay, no force in Greenland. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
OMG AIR FORCE ONE HEADING BACK TO THE USA. Any reports of 🥭 having serious heart disease? This might be the V that was promised 🐂
248 BACK TO 230 Lmao i cant wait to buy it at 228 hopefully tmrw
JANUARY 20, 2026 DAIRY: # PORT DOWN BIG 📉 # ESCORT CANCELED APPOINTMENT LAST MINUTE, WHEN ASK WHEN NEXT AVAILABILITY, SHE TEXTED BACK "idk" 6 HOURS LATER **A PROSTITUTE TURNED ME DOWN, THIS IS A NEW LOW.** **FUCK 🖕 GREENLAND! 🖕**
I did actually. Traveling all through the North East and all across Europe including France you dumb fascist. History is best learned by the people who lived it. I've walked through Auschwitz and you can smell the burning death of millions of Jews in the chambers. Yes you dumb fuck you are ignorant as shit about history. The French resistance 😂😂. Tell me how long it would have lasted without the Americans landing and Normandy... In France .. my family landed at Normandy that day so I have first hand accounts... But they landed and Normandy and took FRANCE BACK FROM THE GERMANS. French resistance😂😂 it's romanticized a lot. But they accomplished little.
My fever dream last night: \>Remember me jack? \-JOE, PLEASE COME BACK!!! \>But you didn't vote for me. \-Because you were not on the ballot. \>That's goddamn right! end of the dream.
# WE DO NOT WANT GREENLAND.. LEAVE THAT SHITHOLE AND MAKE STOCKS GO BACK UP PLEASE... this is too much, i can't handle it
"WE BACK TO PRICES SINCE LAST WEEK!" Your calls are saying your ports back to last year levels lmao
Trump tweeted that Macron invited him for a dinner date where Trump Will be viciously pegged by Brigitte , WE ARE SO BACK LFG ☄️☄️🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯💯 Big Shrek Dildo ATH incoming SPY +5% tomorrow
We are SO BACK!!! Futes are now down ONLY 1%!
Let’s just go actual nuclear, fuck it All this EUROS CAN FIGHT BACK makes me sick
> AMERICA IS BACK!!! Nice! Hey, he says we're back, holy shit!!! See, you just gotta jiggle the antenna a little # 📺
AMERICA IS BACK - DJT on Truth Social
No? OK. PLTR PUTS ARE BACK ON THE TABLE BABY
THE BEARS ARE BACK https://preview.redd.it/x1vzxfpfcaeg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3674991c4b15c8c9140edf1a4a89599385a9e703
This is the WSB version of the "German 3" (Inglorious Bastards) Any real WSB would know we sat at the BACK of the classroom.
Both world wars were instigated with a bit more than 20 years of difference, they were very different times and a reduction in militarism made sense BACK then. But 80 years later? While being the second biggest economic superpower at the same time you have Russia, China and the US threatening us? It's absolutely ridiculous, we can't even support Ukraine properly or even defend Greenland. No one takes us seriously anymore, so it's about time we actually made use of our potential and become a relevant and respectable actor in the world theater, don't you think? Europe has been united, sharing common interests and ideals for decades, your talking point stopped making sense a long time ago. Nowadays there are even people advocating for a federalized Europe with a common military. The whole guilt shit where you take away your own possibilities and base your politics on something that happened almost a century ago is one of the most stupid mistakes. Europe is a pacifist in a world of thugs and completely outsourced its defense, turns out that also means becoming a total lakckey, Japan is the slave of the US even more so than europe, and Germany inconditionally supports Israel regardless of what they do.
There's a lot of "Black Tuesday" comments. Top isn't in. CALLS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOIS
Yeah you dumbfck. He’s up 1.9mil in your own words, vs with the contracts, IF HE SOLD THEM- HE WOULD BE UP 2.06 MIL! AND CAN BUY THE SHARES BACK!
MU BACK to regular pumping
NY Fed: Desk plans to conduct approximately $15.4 bln in reinvestment purchases between Jan 15th - Feb 12th. NY Fed: Desk plans an additional approximately $40 bln in reserve management purchases over the noted monthly period. QE round 4? Who knows at this point WE ARE SO BACK 📈📈📈📈
hell ya brotha <3 NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
My CVNA puts are COOKED. Holding down 40%. TOMORROW WE GET SOME BACK
Dear mods, I am once again asking for your support and a flair after being quoted in the Daddy JPow story in the Wall Street Journal 🙏 > “MY GOAT DOESN’T BACK DOWN,” another Reddit user, who goes by jonneh, wrote in a message punctuated with an expletive. The “GOAT” acronym typically stands for the “greatest of all time.”
Adams just pulled a meme coin rug…we are so BACK!!
🙋♂️ This made my day # > “MY GOAT DOESN’T BACK DOWN,” another Reddit user, who goes by jonneh, wrote in a message punctuated with an expletive. The “GOAT” acronym typically stands for the “greatest of all time.”
“MY GOAT DOESN’T BACK DOWN,” another Reddit user, who goes by jonneh, wrote in a message punctuated with an expletive. The “GOAT” acronym typically stands for the “greatest of all time.” WallStreetBets was immortalized in 2021 as the social-media forum that gave individual investors their voice during the [GameStop](about:blank) [trading mania](https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/a-week-inside-the-wallstreetbets-forum-that-launched-the-gamestop-frenzy-11613212202?mod=article_inline). But on Sunday, it rallied around one of Wall Street’s most recognizable figureheads: the 72-year-old Fed chair. The original post, which attached Powell’s video, was the channel’s most popular on Monday. Powell’s support among young and social-media-savvy investors extended to other platforms. Some posts commended his steady demeanor and no-nonsense delivery, others complimented his appearance and a few attached doctored images and videos of him. In one, Powell strolls onto [a concert stage](https://x.com/alifarhat79/status/2010733329390408146) in front of a cheering crowd; in another, he holds [two handguns](https://x.com/CarOnPolymarket/status/2010562550853738924) labeled “dual” and “mandate.” “He just has aura,” said Zaid Admani, a 34-year-old investor and host of “The Rundown” podcast, paying Powell one of young Americans’ highest compliments. “He’s not here to play games, and people see that.”
My comment in the JPow response thread was cited in the Wall Street Journal 🤣 # > “MY GOAT DOESN’T BACK DOWN,” another Reddit user, who goes by jonneh, wrote in a message punctuated with an expletive. The “GOAT” acronym typically stands for the “greatest of all time.” # https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/hes-their-daddy-meme-stock-traders-rush-to-powells-defense-5c817712?reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink # Mods, can I get a flair that says “Cited in WSJ for pure retardadium 🧪”
JPowell is the GOT! NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
Somehow I missed that Phil Ivey and some Chinese chick took casinos for $40M in baccarat by LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BACK OF THE CARDS. Then he lost two lawsuits and had to pay $20M back. Legend status, even though he already had it. Don’t know how I’m just finding out now.
American manufacturers shed about 8,000 jobs in December, according to the Labor Department, marking the eighth straight month of losses since President Trump's "Liberation Day" tariffs in April. The recent declines have extended a slow-but-steady contraction in which about 200,000 U.S. manufacturing roles have disappeared since 2023. #TARIFFS DIDN'T BRING JOBS BACK, SO WHY STILL DO THEM!! 🤷♂️
Yea I see this a lot. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Right now I’m in a multi year project moving $10M of OpenSearch spend BACK to Splunk. Fixed license with Splunk means no overages and unpredictable costs. We took spend from $13M a year to ~$4M by moving off ELK to Splunk.
!banbet HOOD 130 1w GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
Come On US TECH shit stocks. CES is YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE! All those BILLIONS spent and the best of CES awards from whoever the fuck goes to: Some shit Atlas robot made by Boston Dynamics which is OWNED by South Korea Robot dog...basically a fancier electronic Labubu AI soulmate app to jerk off to, so no need for OF subscription ANOTHER Roomba vacuum so Carlyle group and lose ANOTHER 100M in cockroach debt BEST AI: Lenovo + Motorola app, WUT? Just sharebuyback at this point bro....GIMME BACK MA MONEH!
QQQ BACK to 620 bad news bad numbers pump off of nothing profit takers taking
Okay but Trump ran as the “president who can save us from WW3” and so far zero progress towards that with Russia and Israel and the cherry on top is now starting shit with Venezuela. I mean for christs sake one of the charges against the guy is “owning a machine gun”. Like the president of a country can’t own a machine gun?! Lmao “WHO SAID YOU WERE ALLOWED TO FIGHT BACK, HUH?!!!!” lol what’s next, “We have captured the prime minister of Britain, suspected narco-terrorist and charged with purchasing a hellcat missile system”
Was down to my last $200 in my gambling account, HUT was the right call lol. In the brilliant words of Mr. Costanza, 'I'M BACK BABY!!!!'
netflix launching an “after hours” section for adult content yeah.. i’m thinking we’re BACK
Man we just took over a South American country so a few American big businesses could profit off their natural resources? BANANA REPUBLICS ARE BACK BABY
MONEY PRINTER IS OFFICIALLY BACK BABY!! 100+ billion printed in the last month. Check the Fred Total Assets Chart
We’re fucking BACK!!!! Alright Trump just stfu for a few weeks for the love of goodness
IT IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY! OUR ECONOMY IS BOOMING, THE MARKETS ARE HITTING NEW HIGHS, AND THE AMERICAN DREAM IS BACK BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE. DON’T MISS OUT! MAKE AMERICA WEALTHY AGAIN! 9:42 AM · Jan 2, 2026
At the Open: WE ARE SO BACK 1 Hour Later: WHAT IS GOING ON
**BRING BACK THE VOLUME IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE DAYS OFF FROM THE MARKET, LITERALLY MANIPULATED BUYING AND SELLING.** Holy fuck I had like 18 heart attacks in the last 10 minutes of the NDX
Mm trying to manipulate silver BRO ITS A METAL NOT A MAGICAL CAR COMPANY GO BACK TO SPY
Jesussssssssssssssss it ALWAYS PUMPS BACK UP
If you are a smart dude, and you make good money at some point on options with a lot of trades. (50+ per month) Just stop man, you get flagged. Whenever someone makes a lot of trades and make money, the system flags that person. Since 95% of options traders lose anyways, they just go back and review the small portion of people that trade alot and try to steal/ruin their edge however possible. Its not your fault but if you make money on options CHILL FOR LIKE A YEAR OR THEY WILL STEAL IT ALL BACK.
CHILI’SSS Baaaaaby BACK RIBZZZZZ
#Hey fhaggot bears SHREK IS BACK IN TOWN BEND THE FUCK OVER
If it drops even 3 % tomorrow you BACK UP THE FUCKING TRUCK
Silver back to green, Santa is BACK
You can “CAN” get lucky. I STUPIDLY got lucky and then the rug got swept right under my feet! Just as FAST as I saw that $14,000 PROFIT I watched it SINK 🤦🏻♀️ I had a call contract I think 2 of them on IONQ when they were at $44, it went up to $70+ and I closed those contracts at a $5000 profit, I used that $5000 to get some BWXT at $190, it went up to $221 and some RGTI AND NNE I once again STUPIDLY did not close out on NNE when I got the stock at $19 and it soared past $50+ also RGTI. My account was as high as $15,700 When RGTI, NNE, IONQ all soared. Then it was nothing but bad news about quantum computing, and NNE had some problem with dilution in shares. Lesson learned… DO NOT JUST HOPE IT GOES BACK TO WHAT IT WAS WHEN YOU ARE DOWN $1000, GET THE FUCK OUT! This was the FIRST time I’ve invested in contracts and boy did I learn my lesson. I closed out everything at $7000 but still huge kick in my Ass! And now I have to deal with my bf blaming me why I didn’t have him close out his contracts when he was at $44,000, literally 1 month before he gets laid off work. Not that me being a female knowing not nearly 1/1000 of what he knows has anything to do with it being my fault! Everything is always “my fault.” Of course I woulda told him to close out all his contracts because the LAST thing I needed was another off season of his to be in a financial rut! This was back in October around the 5th we both should have gotten out. I did learn, just not enough to regain nearly what I lost. Now I have to hear him cry all day, and figure out ways to help him for the 3rd year. Damn sick of it
OKLO Jesus fucking christ BOUNCE OFF THE FLOOR AND GET BACK TO $100
GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK https://preview.redd.it/419ltdpzo79g1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f38b68c8056d2941984fa238038965312c2b4b6
Don’t give up bro…. Remember every successful trader went through the same thing … they took huge losses before every thing started clicking , REMEMBER, YOU NEED TO LOSE TO KNOW HOW TO WIN…. SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN ALL THOSE LOSES IS THE KEY TO MAKE IT ALL BACK AND THEN SOME…
WE ARE SO BACK https://preview.redd.it/u2ice0879s8g1.png?width=1396&format=png&auto=webp&s=9030452cf83d898f24dbe7bcb6752a4728611688
Now to finally respond to your points most of this falls down to supply chain and marketing issue. They have 200mil in brand IP 45 Mil in cash, 70 mil in real estate. But 150 mil in secured dept and massive usuable line of credit. AND THEYRE ACTIVELY BUYING BACK SHARES. This is not something a failing company would do, they having a bad phase but this is priced as a bankrupt company when I don’t really see that. Could you give a counter argument?
Now to finally respond to your points most of this falls down to supply chain and marketing issue. They have 200mil in brand IP 45 Mil in cash, 70 mil in real estate. But 150 mil in secured dept and massive usuable line of credit. AND THEYRE ACTIVELY BUYING BACK SHARES. This is not something a failing company would do, they having a bad phase but this is priced as a bankrupt company when I don’t really see that. Could you give a counter argument?
Santa rally is over. CORN DRILLING BACK TO 78K RIGHT NOW OMGGGGG
#BROTHERS AND SISTERS, CAN I GET AN AMEN? 🙏 The AI BULL MARKET SHALL CONTINUE 📈🤖🔥 When the doubters cry “BUBBLE!” 😱🫧 When the weak sell in fear 📉😰 We lift our hands and shout HALLELUJAH 🙌🙌 We KEEP BUYING 💰💵 We DO NOT LOOK BACK 🚫👀 HALLELUJAH 🙏📈🤖 AND AMEN ⛪🔥
Ty Jensen, CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON
Green day bears BACK IN YOUR CAVE *whacks with stick*
Literally me since November We’re SO BACK ITS OVER WE’RE SO BACK
**CIRCLING BACK** **What happens today will be very different than anticipated.** https://www.reddit.com/r/weedstocks/s/45r4djlGSI
My fellow bulls, i think we’re SO BACK
DATA CENTERS ARE BACK BABY, ELLISON SAVES THE DAY! (let’s forget how we got here in the first place LMAO)
WERE PULLED BACK 3% FROM ATH THUS WE DUMP TO SPY $650 - words of the completely deranged LMAO
WE ARE SO BACK I tell myself for the 50th time since November began
Yesterday: IT'S FKN JOEVER! Today: WE ARE SO BACK
I’m SO FUCKING BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Encore!! Encore!!! GET HIM BACK OUT HERE!!!! MAKE HIM BOMB EVERY SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY LIVE ON TV RIGHT NOW!!@ I WANT THINGS TO HAPPEN DAMMIT!
8:30 PM, a large breasted intern walks into the Oval Office: Sir, your infusion is ready" She inserts the IV into his hand, carefully avoiding smudging the caked on orange paint. An odorous stench slowly fills the room, though the purpose built industrial HEPA filter tries mightily to direct it outside. Once glassy eyes begin to clear up as the miracle drug begins to take effect, but it's not enough. An ampoule of liquid methamphetamine supplied by the secretary of health is the answer. A surge of adrenaline takes hold as his heart rate increases and blood pulses freely through plaque filled arteries. The words "AMERICA IS BACK" read over the teleprompter as the maestro takes center stage.
If you still have a car, do postmates, instacart, hit the gym heavy STAY THERE GET THAT SHIT BACK IN BLOOD
Our ber LARPer in chief is BACK boys 🫡🫡🫡.
BLUE OWL WILL NOT BACK $10B DEAL FOR ORACLE DATA CENTER - FT Is it finally happening?!
bullish sentiment is BACK!!! 🥳🥳🥳
https://youtube.com/shorts/Fg9f4HmoxAw?si=lUChwdlCdceIpMeg We have to go back, Kate WE HAVE TO GO BACK
I didn't ask for your life story. Obviously anyone intelligent is selling the pumps BUT ALSO BUYING BACK ON THE DIPS
America is BACK baby. $690 by Friday. $700 by Christmas!
Gape my ass and call me a ber cuz we are SO FUCKING BACK
Game plan for today - The stratergy is to wait for the big drop at open and SELL EVERYTHING. By Mid day after the V happens BUY EVERYTHING BACK.
Where are the green by open retards, WE ARE SO BACK
**You're right that the system is rigged. But you're wrong about what that means for FLWS.** I've been through every escape mechanism shorts typically use. Here's why FLWS is structurally different from the setups that fail: # THE TYPICAL ESCAPE ROUTES (AND WHY THEY'RE BLOCKED) **1. "They'll just find more shares to borrow"** They already tried. On Dec 10-12, shorts borrowed 2.5M shares (inventory went from 3.1M → 500K) and dumped them to suppress price from $4.40 → $3.91. Result? Price recovered. They burned 81% of their ammunition for a 10% dip that lasted 24 hours. **Current status:** 700K shares available. They've already fired their bullets. **2. "The company will dilute"** This is the #1 escape hatch shorts rely on. FLWS structurally cannot do this: * **No S-3 shelf registration filed** (the mechanism for quick dilution doesn't exist) * **No ATM offering in place** * **Company is actively BUYING BACK shares** ($10.2M in fiscal 2025) * **Dual-class structure:** McCann family owns 27.1M Class B shares with 10 votes each = 88% voting control Here's the key: **Class B shares AUTOMATICALLY convert to Class A if transferred to non-family members.** The family literally cannot sell, lend, or dilute without surrendering control of their 49-year-old company. In 49 years through dot-com crash, 2008, and COVID - they've never diluted. Not once.
The most fucked part about this year for me is that my top performing portfolio hasn't been my stocks, options, or crypto It's fucking sports gambling I make more in NBA props by a magnitude than anything else. I even tried to quit, withdrawing 90% of my account into crypto, AND LOST MONEY IN BTC SO I PUT IT BACK IN, GAMBLED, AND WON IT BACK This shit is so incredibly stupid.
MFKRs like # "HOW COULD TOM LEE LIE TO ME!?!? I WANT MY MONEY BACK"
Bruh bring him BACK Only person who contributed value stocks.
After something like 50 options trades, I’m officially up $165 overall. Was down $2k at one point. Rose from the grave. **IM BACK BABY.**