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KMB, bullish. diapers to the moon
Full conviction play Number 2 (first one was COOP puts and was a 200% success). This one is PUTS on KMB.
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A little late, but I had 3 shares of KVUE and am not seeing any KMB (I know it would be a fractional share) - should I keep waiting?
Here's what happened to me. I owned 5000 shares of KVUE and had sold 50 covered calls @ 20 for a couple of months in the future. KVUE merged with Kimberly Clark (KMB) and I received 0.14625 shares of KMB plus $3.50 for every share of KVUE that I owned. The calls remained active but had changed from 100 shares of KVUE to now are 14 shares of KMB plus $350 plus cash to equal 0.625 shares of KMB. One call is still worth $2000 but with the new 'formula' the strike price for KMB has changed to $112..82/share. ($2,000-$350=$1,650.00. $1650/14.625 shares= $112.82)
The deal set it: each Kenvue share turned into $3.50 in cash plus 0.14625 of a KMB share. That zero is scary to look at, it's just your broker catching up. From here the KMB part moves with KMB's price, so I'd read its reports like it's a brand new stock
This stupid transaction caused me to stay up for 3 nights now. The corporate deal structure of this is a cluster fuck. Not because I own it but my job on the security master data. Deal: \- CASH: you get cash 3.5 every share \- stock: 0.14625 for every share of K you get 0.14625 of KB Example of holding 100 shares Last night my holding is 2,000 usd Today: \- 350 usd in cash \- 100\*0.14625=-14.625 shares in KMB If my cost basis was 2000 last night My current is \- 350 in realized gain \- 2000-350=1650. 1650/14.625=112.821. New cost basis 112.821 is your new cost basis.
You get KMB stock. You did not lose your profits.
You got KMB stock in addition to the small $. Iirc it was one share of KMB for 5 shares of KVUE, plus a couple bucks to the KVUE stockholder to make it even.
you receive cash and KMB stock. might take some time for everything to settle, but it will get there eventually
$KMB for the play on Depends aunt Susie’s and the mass hysteria rush on toilet paper. He already said we’ll have a Great Depression type crash if Dems win. He’s been saying the playbook out loud. Dell, his cryptocurrency, now the crash.
Kimberly-Clark KMB kicking butt!
KMB owns Depends and Huggies brands. that should work
KMB is Kleenex PG is Puffs
Not good. KMB is down over the last 5 years.
good catch that neither company tied the move to the boycottt. the KMB line in the post is the more useful one: Kenvue holders receive $3.50 in cash plus 0.14625 Kimberly-Clark shares at closing, per Kenvues Q2 10-Q, so KVUE mostly trades as a KMB derivative now. KMB closed $110.39 on Friday and $107.91 on Monday and 0.14625 of that $2.48 is $0.36 - almost all of KVUEs $0.41 drop. that just moves the question to why KMB fell and staples were boradly red that day (XLP -1.6%)...
>they can't sell to Fortune 500 companies. I'm surprised tissue companies aren't all over this (KMB, PG, CAS, KPT, etc).
Is everyone just buying tech and chips for a long term account? What about banks, (JPM) food (CMG, MCD), and day to day products you use (KMB)?
Things that continue no matter what...waste removal (WM, RSG), funerals (SCI, CSV), toilet paper and the like (KMB, CHD, etc...), and also consider that gold tends to do well as people seek liquidity (GLD, PHYS, SII, FCFS, etc...).
Kimberly-Clark: KMB Tasty dividend and stocks moving up.
Thats a profitable boring mid yield dividend. Like KMB.
Calls on toilet paper companies PG and KMB
Hear me out before you say anything, I know, just read it: I take my underwear off everyday at 9:30 PM. White briefs, slightly yellow in the front, but no brown in the back. This evening there was brown in the back. Something has shitted, and it shitted recently, and I only noticed because the massive skid marks in my undies. I don’t know how to pub this into a spreadsheet. I just know what it feels like. position: KMB 1/21/28 $150c x100 avg $2.95 This is either going to make complete sense or I’m going to have to start wearing a butt plug.
Wrong sort of degen but calls on KMB
That's it, I'm yoloing KMB. At this point he has to be just shitting his pants constantly.
I think people are pivoting to safer stocks. Look at TJX, KMB, CLX, PEP. All green today
KMB (Kimberly Clark) owns Kotex brand (includes 'u' brand) PG (Procter and Gamble) owns Tampax brand Most drugstores and grocery stores (not gonna list all of them) offer store brands as well. They're usually made of cotton or rayon (a fiber made from cellulose which is usually from wood pulp but can also be derived from bamboo pulp) Cotton: AIN (Albany International), the rest I can find are below the subreddit market cap rule Rayon: seems like most manu's are privately owned or below the subreddit market cap rule
I have a bit of NOW at 94 avg. might pickup some SAP soon as my other Saas pickup to hold in my LT portfolio. Need to get some KMB as well
This is actually like 20% of my portfolio at the moment… LMT, KMB, PG….
Yes!! Love my TJX, HD and KMB
SnDK, NASA, KMB, HD and TJX are my biggest
Dropped a bit but my TJX, HD,KMB are helping
The dump wasnt from a risk of rate increase because REITs actually went up on Friday, and normally real estate is traditionally very sensitive to rate increases. Also, consumer staples were pumping like KMB, WMT, etc, it wasnt a full market pullback. What sold off was primarily AI/data center related stocks. The market diversified out of this sector in particular for some reason.
My whole portfolio is red except KMB which is usually red.
Because yesterday I decided to buy more NVDA instead of KMB.
Just FYI not everything is dumping. Consumer staples and high dividend low PE companies are well in the green today. Source: holder of VICI, CMCSA, and KMB.
Applebee's is running their $16.99 all-you-can-eat promotion right now. This feels like an indirect book to KMB (subsidiary brands include Cottonelle/Scott toilet paper and Depends adult diapers)
Debating a large play on KMB
Calls on KMB ahead of the toilet paper shortage
All in on KMB they got Scott and Cottonelle. Stock pile that TP! I heard this is one of them shitting virus.
All of these were purchased opportunistically, over many years. Those opportunities are gone, they fail the yield test today (except **ABBV**, I’d buy **ABBV**, fantastic compounder). Since last fall I added to or initiated **CLX**, **KMB**, and **BMY** – when they were yielding 5% or more. I think **CLX** and **KMB** are still there. I added to **CLX** earlier this week. I had a GTC order at a hero price that I forgot about. It filled. Sometimes you get lucky.
> but no one is rushing out to buy Kenvue (which is down 20% over the past 12 months). I thought KMB was buying Kenvue?
if KMB falls another 5% I'm going balls in
KMB, near 52-week lows, 5% dividend.
Just buy diapers. KMB
What would you DCA into with blood on the streets? Recession proof staples like JNJ, KO, PEP and KMB?
Or you could, you know, wheel KMB.
The longer it lasts, the worse it becomes for the markets. I already picked up KO, JNJ, CL & KMB. If my high volatility stocks start declining (AMD, NVDA, AAPL, PANW and a few others), I will unload and go safe with more consumer staple stocks.
Had 200 KMB stock for months not doing shit, I sell it earlier this week and it's already up 5$ a share lmaoo can't make this shit up
So many good companies trading at a discount right now. Today, I bought up calls on SERV MBLY BULL NIO Bought shares of BABA I'm waiting for INTC to drop down to 43 again, but it might not. Have dry powder to avg more if markets continue to dip. Sold KVUE & KMB.
Bro said “what do we invest in now that’s not crashing” uhhh you invest in what’s crashing lol. Personally I stick to names that I know will be around in 10 years that have been beaten: KMB, Amazon, Adobe, unh, the list goes on. I wouldn’t be buying crypto or silver or anything like that because who knows what’s going to happen with those. Just keep buying value names and if you run out, go try and get more capital or just close ur app for the time being. This will all be over soon.
Not everything is down. My KMB has been inching up this week.
Holy shit my KMB and PG are finally green lol
KMB vs AMD - YTD toilet paper outperforming top chip maker
I finally sell KMB calls after months of it not doing shit and it shoots up 2.5% right away fml
KMB no reason it should be at a 10 year low, easy buy
I notice KMB almost always inverse the major indices. 5% dividend yield is nice too. And if RFK Jr gets tired of picking on Kenvue, KMB might pop.
...so you're saying calls on KMB?
KMB,BULL,PG,PYPL,FOUR, CHTR amazing how every shitter I picked at 52 week low is still shitting itself
KMB at a 10 year low cause of KVUE deal but is beating earnings everytime I smell free money
KMB market manipulation go crazy
KMB manipulation goes crazy 10 year low only cause of KVUE deal and beat earnings with good outlook yet stock still didn't move and went down a bit instead lol, forcing it down for cheaper Tylenol acquisition
I know most of you drink cum out of straws in Pakistan, but does anyone own any KMB?
What does ICE have to do with my AAPL iPhone. PG Tooth paste, NVDA chips, MSFT office, KMB depends diapers, RDDT were using, META insta/Facebook, etc. Sounds like to me were more engaged then ever. Beleive it or not, CALLS!
KMB - Gonna shit myself real hard in my depends from the dip im gonna buy on KMB
KMB - I'm gonna shit myself in my depends from all the gains Im getting on any dip
I'm gonna buy this dip so hard with KMB that I'm gonna have to buy Depends from how much I'm gonna shit myself nonstop
KMB - I'm gonna buy so much Depends to shit myself from the joy of buying the dip and collecting those sweet dividends
Calls on KMB so I can shit my self from all the joy of my dividend payouts 🤤
That clean feeling after using up the full roll. Calls on KMB
$BULL if you believe, KMB if you got autism like me
KMB is finally seeing some fucking upward movement thank god
$3.50 cash + 0.14625 KMB shares per KVUE share = about $18.12 (KVUE shares currently trading at $17.38.)
Shortage incoming on toilet paper. All in on KMB
it's KMB's price as of the merger date, not current date
I need more toilet paper calls on PG and KMB
Contracts on whatever commodities are high in fibre KMB for toilet paper
Picking up KMB at 5 year low
KMB price manipulation is crazy rn
"because $21 is what KMB promised." "Under the terms of the agreement, which has been unanimously approved by each company's Board of Directors, Kenvue shareholders will receive $3.50 per share in cash as well as 0.14625 Kimberly-Clark shares for each Kenvue share held at closing," https://investors.kenvue.com/financial-news/news-details/2025/Kimberly-Clark-to-Acquire-Kenvue-Creating-a-32-Billion-Global-Health-and-Wellness-Leader/default.aspx KMB as of close yesterday was $98.07 x 0.14625 = $14.34 + 3.50 = $17.84
$KMB was the same price it is today in March 2013. yikes
Good thing KMB makes toilet paper cause the stock keeps shitting itself
Eh. I was highly invested in all the big tech names before April. After the dip, my portfolio was down over 20%. I sold during the recovery, some at a loss, some at a gain. Most of those are much higher than they were. But I divested from Tech and started focusing on value and stocks with more growth runway. My portfolio is up 50% from April and 25% since October. I sold “winners,” and I think most people would regret selling like I did. I see it as freeing up capital for other price movements and I have a mix of solid companies with nice dividends (like PFE and KMB, to help me weather the bad days) and growth stocks like ASTS and RKLB. Im avoiding AI. Yes, I see the growth potential, but I also think there’s a lot of financial manipulation, pre revenue companies that are all hype, and companies that won’t be profitable for years trading at obscene multiples.
Consider the following: **MO** Altria Group **7.4%** 60 Years (Dividend growth streak in years) **VZ** Verizon Communications **6.6%** 20 Years **O** Realty Income **5.5%** 30+ Years **KMB** Kimberly-Clark **4.9%** 53 Years **CVX** Chevron **4.4%** 38 Years
Some ideas - REITS seem undervalued now. Agree Reality looks like a good pick. Verizon 7% and if they grow you could get capital appreciation too. PG if you get it 135-140. CLX, KMB, CL. Then there’s Oil stocks and MO. Less popular but seem well covered for dividend. Pfizer? Maybe. World Cup is coming up so DEO might get a boost - and the have a new CEO.
Wow you are a stupid idiot. With this amount of money you could’ve bought one leaps contract on amzn or several contracts on some good value stocks such as PYPL, PG, PEP & NVO , KMB and so on. You could’ve collected that money covered call rent money and almost be guaranteed to outperform the S&P for 2026. But instead, you decided to throw it into a 7 dte OTM option that has 110% IV and a delta of 0.0115(1% statistical probability that the stock will get to this strike for you to breakeven) on a Friday (wasting 2 days). You deserve to not only lose your money but become homeless. Wow, this is peak stupidity. I sold OTM calls on bmnu today and this post made me understand who bought those calls from me…
It's about equal at current prices when considering stock+cash value of KVUE vs KMB. (KMB lost \~20% and KVUE gained \~20% after the announcement.) It could be slightly cheaper to buy KVUE, but KMB also has a slightly better dividend, so it's probably a wash. Without taking the cash payout into consideration, KMB is definitely the better deal right now, so depending also on if you'd rather have cash or shares.