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All according to plan… Oil prices have shot up just as trump planned. baron trump bought 30 million in crude oil two days prior to the attack on Iran. Crude hit 115 a barrel a few days later and is now 100 a barrel. BARON TRUMP MADE MILLIONS OFF HIS FATHERS WAR WITHIN DAYS. Just imagine how much they are making that is not disclosed….
Here's a fun fact..... **YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!**
Nah this the fake “everything is fine” before he says “EVIL IRAN WENT BACK ON THIS FAKE DEAL I 100% MADE UP TO PUMP THE MARKET”
#FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER SAYS HE HOPES G7 STATEMENT ON TALKS OVER POSSIBLE RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL STOCKS WILL BE MADE IN COMING HOUR don’t worry guys your shitty market will go up soon
FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER SAYS HE HOPES G7 STATEMENT ON TALKS OVER POSSIBLE RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL STOCKS WILL BE MADE IN COMING HOUR are we js wating on this? or doesn’t matter
Why is everyone so doom and gloom? This is WHAT WE WANT! VOLATILITY IS WHERE THE MONEY IS MADE!
You make it seem like cargo ships burn oil directly to run. They use diesel! That’s only MADE from oil, duh /s
Wait, wait?, you MADE money in here? But seriously the long term tax is just a small reduction in the money your money made for you over the years.
YOU THINK BALLROOMS ARE MADE FROM MISSILES?! bro you unamerican monster. hes gonna pay it back sheesh relax.
https://preview.redd.it/0g845exnzpmg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ceeae0c9e880f07eae1f5219308dbfd46af1ce McDonald’s is people! You have to tell them. Tell everyone! Make sure everybody knows. MCDONALD’s IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!
SPY drops $3 and recovers $1 Bols: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF HAHAHA
You can downvote me all you want business daddy. I buy 0DTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN DAY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS AND IVE MADE MONEY
Remember guys. #WAR MADE AMERICA RICH TO BEGIN WITH
Nvidia puts out good data that makes all the numbers look less grotesque WSB retards- THEY MADE THE BUBBLE WORSE BY DOING GOOD BUSINESS
LETS GO!!! I JUST MADE A THOUSAND BUCKS TODAY *-$7000 past 3 months*
MODS.. I'M A TOP 1% COMMENTER I OWN REDDIT AND I NEVER MADE JOKES ABOUT YOU... Can I please get the flair "Elizabeth Warren is so sexy ❤️ "
Mag 7 alone made 2 trillion. Deficit could be fixed in less than 10 years if they made any serious tax adjustments. MAG 7 ALONE MADE 2 TRILLION DOLLARS.
im honestly happy the casino is closed after this weeks trading session…. Idk how yall have the energy. And I MADE money! Like?? Yall are some addicts
Welp, didn’t use the $4k extra today, MADE MONEY ANYWAY (cries in down 30% on BTC).
THE SUPREME COURT HAS MADE THEIR DECISION, LET THEM ENFORCE IT. MIC DROP. trump fucked up
TRUMP: SUPREME COURT MADE MY ABILITY TO IMPOSE TARIFFS MORE POWERFUL “You’ve activated my trap card” ahh statement
FINALLY THE TARIFFS WERE MADE ILLEGAL! PAMP IT! I been waiting a month plus for this news
AI is actually already a great google search replacement but only because GOOGLE INTENTIONALLY MADE THEIR SEARCH WORSE SO YOU'D HAVE TO SEARCH MULTIPLE TIMES AND POP UP MORE ADS.
Even inside the US, if you want an affordable, reliable, efficient and AMERICAN-MADE car, SUV or pickup truck? Buy a Toyota. Seriously, they just make great vehicles that last forever and more of their manufacturing process is inside the continental US than GM, Ford, or whatever Chrysler got amalgamated into
[#🚨POTUS: “I MADE A MISTAKE on Kevin Warsh" 👀](https://x.com/silvertrade/status/2021063762254627123)
THANK YOU For ALL WSB That MADE THIS Market GO UP 2+% POSSIBLE!
We now need some chinese guy saying : OK AI IS A SCAM, IT JUST DOES KITTENS CUTE VIDEOS AND SHITTY SONGS. WE MADE IT W 3k. And enjoy seeing the world burn
Really? It grabbed your finger and MADE you hit those buttons? AI is crazy.
WE MADE $4 INSTEAD OF $3! WE BEAT BY 33%! Guess the stock 💀
Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers. While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct. I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU). Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer. ⸻ THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION) 🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮) Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS. Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸 MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol. ⸻ WHY NOW? Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation” Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware This is exactly when WSB history books get written. ⸻ THE PLAY 💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY ⸻ THE RISK Could I lose everything? Yes. Could I be right? Also yes. Would I rather be early than late? ABSOLUTELY. If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats. ⸻ FINAL THOUGHT They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm. MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN
Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers. While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct. I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU). Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer. ⸻ THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION) 🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮) Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS. Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸 MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol. ⸻ WHY NOW? Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation” Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware This is exactly when WSB history books get written. ⸻ THE PLAY 💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY ⸻ THE RISK Could I lose everything? Yes. Could I be right? Also yes. Would I rather be early than late? ABSOLUTELY. If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats. ⸻ FINAL THOUGHT They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm. MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN
Today: NVIDIA: WE WILL INVEST A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY IN OPENAI NVIDIA: OPENAI INVESTMENT TO 'PROBABLY THE LARGEST INVESTMENT WE’VE EVER MADE' ASKED IF OPENAI INVESTMENT WOULD BE $100 BILLION: 'NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT' HUANG SAYS NVIDIA TO JOIN OPENAI'S CURRENT FUNDING ROUND NVIDIA: LET SAM ALTMAN ANNOUNCE HOW MUCH HE’S GOING TO RAISE
It's the shiny letters 'MADE IN ~~US.~~..TAIWAN' on the side! /s
HOLY FUCK I MADE MONEY TODAY (apple)
“HELLO NO! I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ARE YOU CRAZY? CRACK ROCKS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM AT BREAKFAST, ‘WHITEY PEBBLES’, IS WAY TOO VALUABLE TO PUT ON THE BACK OF MONEY. INSTEAD I WILL ENSURE THE DOLLAR’S BACK WILL BE MADE OUT OF FABRIC FROM A MYPILLOW! NO COUNTRY’S HAS EVER BEEN BACKED BY SOMETHING AS SECURE AND RELIABLE AS MYPILLOW. WHEN MR. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP ASKED ME TO LAUNDER HIS MONEY WHEN GAVE ME THAT CHAIR, I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. NOW YOU CAN LAUNDER YOUR MONEY AT HOME. EVERY DOLLAR BILL WILL BE MANUFACTURED IN THE GOOD OLE U S OF A AND CAN BE THROWN IN THE LAUNDRY WITH THE REST OF YOUR VALUABLES. “ https://preview.redd.it/3xi1jiyzqegg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e9cc1480501f53c0c1b8e4f5621901fe7eb0ad
Bro $SNDK, $WDC, $APLD MADE GENERATIONAL WEALTH INSANE
YOUR STORY MADE ME GO FOR IT ! LETS WHOOP THAT CRAB'S ASS. EVEN IF THEY REINVEST IN RESEARCH< IT'S ONLY A POSITIVELY FORWARD MOVE ! HAPPY TO HEAR YOU STAND FOR WHO SAVED YOUR LOVED ONE'S LIFE ! Atomiiiiiic Jeeeezus ! (pardon the grammar, Im ESL)
Stupid america haters were out last night GUESS WHO MADE A FEW RACKS BC I LOVE AMERICA
And why are the post MADE after the spike
dude TRUMP YOUVE MADE ME RICH AND NOW UR FUCKING ME
Keep dreaming. You literally MADE him get elected. MADE him.
[https://x.com/mangamogurare/status/2013201941141082445?s=46](https://x.com/mangamogurare/status/2013201941141082445?s=46) WEEBS MADE AN ANIME ON TRADING LFG
Russian cosmonaut Lev Andropov: "American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"
Canada JUST MADE THE AGREEMENT WITH XI BECAUSE OF TRUMP.
More bullshit to control the weak . AND the USA is an exporter of gas and oil. GOD MADE THIS EARTH. There are no limits just misconceptions and misunderstandings and currently a world full of GREED
Human nature to think I COULDA MADE MORE MONEY instead of thinking wow, look how much money I made!
So why can't retail take profits January through March? You just do retarded stuff and then yell at clouds MM MADE ME DO RETARD STUFF
[https://wsblive.com/](https://wsblive.com/) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHAT RETARD MADE IT?
#YAY I BET $3K AND MADE $900K FROM J POW BEING PROSECUTED *Now I got somebody from the government asking for a 10% cut lmao* 😏
I dated a girl who disclosed that she went on 2-3 dates per day before meeting me and during the initial phases. All single dates. Dumped her later because she was domineering. SHE MADE COMPARATIVE SPREADSHEETS OF MEN AND RANKED THEM.
"MILITARY EQUIPMENT IS NOT BEING MADE FAST ENOUGH! " 🥭 post where's the rush, brosky?
All United State Defense Contractors, and the Defense Industry as a whole, BEWARE: While we make the best Military Equipment in the World (No other Country is even close!), Defense Contractors are currently issuing massive Dividends to their Shareholders and massive Stock Buybacks, at the expense and detriment of investing in Plants and Equipment. This situation will no longer be allowed or tolerated! Also, Executive Pay Packages in the Defense Industry are exorbitant and unjustifiable given how slowly these Companies are delivering vital Equipment to our Military, and our Allies. Salaries, Stock Options, and every other form of Compensation are far too high for these Executives. Defense Companies are not producing our Great Military Equipment rapidly enough and, once produced, not maintaining it properly or quickly. From this moment forward, these Executives must build NEW and MODERN Production Plants, both for delivering and maintaining this important Equipment, and for building the latest Models of future Military Equipment. Until they do so, no Executive should be allowed to make in excess of $5 Million Dollars which, as high as it sounds, is a mere fraction of what they are making now. Additionally, the maintenance and repair of Equipment, once sold, is far too slow, and must be immediately enhanced. As President, I am demanding that maintenance be “spot on, on time.” Therefore, I will not permit Dividends or Stock Buybacks for Defense Companies until such time as these problems are rectified — Likewise, for Salaries and Executive Compensation. MILITARY EQUIPMENT IS NOT BEING MADE FAST ENOUGH! It must be built now with the Dividends, Stock Buybacks, and Over Compensation of Executives, rather than borrowing from Financial Institutions, or getting the money from your Government. Longer term, this is good for both Executives and Shareholders, because it will be GREAT for our Country! Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 😂 How much time until we find that insiders bought puts?
So you think the Iraq war MADE us money?
WHAT ARE YOUR POSITIONS/TRADES THAT MADE YOU A MILLIONAIRE????? Fuck this shitty sub. Remember when people were banned for not showing positions? What the fuck happened?
OMG MY POLYMARKET ‘US BOMBS NIGERIA BEFORE 2026’ JUST HIT RIWISJDNIDSKN 5% ODDS I JUST MADE 44k OFF 2K
#YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE IT A CONDITION IN ELON MUSK's PAY PACKAGE WE WOULD GET SEX ROBOTS BY 2030 😠 😡 😤 😣 😒
THAT WAS THE MOST MONEY I'VE EVER MADE(on paper) in my entire life. CRAZYYY. How did you guys do?
# Yes king!! YES KING!!! # I MADE THAT MESS!
I am curious if yall MADE it why risk to lose it all?
Corn at this price level is a gift #THIS IS HOW MILLIONAIRES ARE MADE
# or the water, or the materials, or the manpower to build LMAO # OOPSY! WOOPSY! TECH MADE A FUCKY WUCKY! # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
I LOVE LOSING ALL THE MONEY I MADE IN TWO DAYS! MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL INVESTOR! #dies
China is the 3rd largest holder of US debt. All their shit is made in China. Whatever else garbage they produce a la Soybeans/commercial aircraft, they rely on China to buy. You don't think they China can pinch a couple of Blackwells or Vera Rubins? When the fucking things are MADE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THEM? With an administration that is simply money first, fuck all else. You doubt that NVDA will pump? Because of your spreadsheet P/E?
ASTS HAS MADE ME A QUARTER MILLI THE LAST 3 months
**AFFORDABILITY WAS MADE UP BY JOE BIDEN’S ECONOMY** Actual answer is that inflation makes things less affordable
I MADE THIRTY FOUR DOLLARS SCALPING NVDA AH call me clever
Crazy the proclamation of genius by some of you regards. SPY MOVED .000003% THEREFORE MY 3 CALLS I BOUGHT AT 9:40 A.M. HAVE MADE ME A GENIUS AND IMMORTALLLL
"HEY GUYS THEY MADE IT LINK TO AN NVIDIA NETWORK THEREFORE THIS IS BIG WIN FOR NVIDIA I AM BAGHOLDER VERY SMART" Nothing you said can be refuted, Retard Supreme. You've posted hilariously stupid nonsense.
Any fight in the future is going to end with "WELL MOM WE WOULDNT HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF YOU HADNT MADE ME SOLD THOSE INTEL SHARES" 😭😭😭
MADE %79 from intc calls that i bought wednesday. THANK YOU APPLE INTEL
Smx is what people tought bynd was going to be At this point it's a dream it's still going For anyone who got in at 2, 5 or 6 and it's still holding: Good for you... BUT DROP THAT SHIT NOW BECAUSE YOU ALREADY MADE ALMLST 1000% MORE
I’m up 22k since November 20th on an etf and shares IVE MADE IT GRANDPA
!banbet MODS WTF YOU DID THIS SHIT LAST TIME. I WON AND U MADE ME LOSE YOU FAT BITCH FUCK U GAY ASS MODS
GOOGL MADE MY YEAR WITH THIS 3.4% AT OPEN. I BOUGHT 0DTE CALLS YESTERDAY AT CLOSE. FULL PORTED. LOVE YALL PEOPLE. Stay safe
Trump today: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I WILL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING THE MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE, WITH NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE MADE $TRILLIONS, AND RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE AND BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
🥭 rant: >THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I WILL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING THE MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE, WITH NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE MADE $TRILLIONS, AND RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE AND BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE! Congress, do not waste your time and energy on anything else. This is the only way to have great Healthcare in America!!! GET IT DONE, NOW. President DJT Da fuq does this even mean? Stick it to the evil insurance companies (ok so good so far) to then allow people to give money to the good insurance companies? Anyways obviously 💎🤲s UNH.
Preservation is important once you've MADE the gains, not as much when you are still young and firmly in the accumulation stage. Then you should be risk-on as all hell.
I LOVE YOU BRO I ACTUALLY MADE MONEY FOR ONCE LIL MONEY PRINTER GOES GRRRRRR https://preview.redd.it/ka61qcl9zv1g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85be41f44d16670122e299d96dadcf56a7010a3c
Ah yeah because everyone is getting in line to watch! Oh one problem… EVERY VIDEO MADE LOSES THEM MONEY LMAO
Thats a good question let me ask my crystal ball 🔮 "ATCH MADE PROFITS?!?" 🔮 Um...good investing?
"PLEASE DONT RELEASE THE FILES IM BEGGING YOU. THEYRE A HOAX BUT ACTUALLY REAL AND WE'RE INVESTIGATING DEMOCRATS NOW (EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE THE HOAX)" -Innocent man with nothing to hide
Most of the stocks IN THE MARKET were red this PM. and gee wiz thats how I MADE MONEY TODAY. Just because u made money off the little handful of green stocks this PM doesn't say sht about whether or not most of the market was red in PM.
So you're incapable of looking at yourself in the mirror and what you posted, cool admission - and plenty of data in there for you with only two minor slights. And the first of them "clueless" was about your slights YOU MADE AGAINST ME and my familiarity. (And the final, sociopathy, isn't really an insult to anyone who knows what it means - being a sociopath can be a good thing in plenty of elements of focus, most tech has been driven by sociopaths FFS) And no he's not "playing hardball" - playing hardball wouldn't involve constant backtracking, playing hardball is "We're doing X" and setting a line in the sand that doesn't move - if he did that, even though I think tariffs are counterproductive (because I've got business education and recognize the history of their affect), I'd prefer it - because it's something consistent. The market and the people of our nation DO BETTER WHEN THERE'S FEWER AND SMALLER policy and law adjustments. It's a fundament that the national norms were run upon forever, during all the eras where the markets constantly soared and the highest portions of the populace were making progress into higher tax brackets. Think about it for a scant few moments for making business plans that might take 10-20 years to realize (and keep in mind, the AVERAGE business project takes at least 3 years to become profitable) and within that timeframe there's two options - one changes twenty things over the timeframe of the project and the other changes two - which one is more predictable? That is why he's erratic. And anyone who claims otherwise has their head in the sand. Also odd that you claim to be international but you use the "hardball" metaphor that isn't used internationally. Very uncommon for international folks to use local metaphors properly. (which grammar wise you did, even if he isn't actually playing hardball)
DONT WORRY! Our PRINTER IS MADE IN THE USA! It’s gonna work out 🇺🇸 💪 except for tesla they gonna have to invent something and fast
Bear gang, rise up: > FED'S DALY SAYS HAVEN'T MADE A FINAL DECISION YET ON INTEREST RATES FOR DEC
SILVER SCAM BY HEDGE FUNDS ,THEY MADE HOURLY SELL CANDLE...every retailers now holds shorts so they are pumping probably pump whole week . Either join scammer or atleast don't fall for blatent trap in shots
Hey man, it just goes up from here. Keep fighting that good fight. I thought I had it MADE at 2 years clean, and if I had only been rewarded with my expectations I’d have been shortchanged big time. At 16 years my life is like nothing I thought I could ever have. Proud of you Internet stranger, you’re kicking ass.
I MADE IT https://preview.redd.it/hs8it1oa6i0g1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea5ac3ab31887320160ce37ac1cc95e0f1c395d
Yeah let’s just go with they hate profits, but I’m sure a handful will say “I MADE MONEY FROM $258 down you 🤡”
Back again to bust your balls. Is Pelosi great? Fuck no! TRUMP HAS MADE BILLIONS SCAMMING THE GOVT AND PEOPLE. WAKE THE FUCK UP! You STILL haven't responded to this but have gone full energy into being a Karen. Loser. Quoting u/Lopsided_Bank7069 above that is making an extremely salient point which you're completely ignoring in favor of the fantasy world BS your spouting, read it again below and respond accordingly. the last 8 stock purchases she and her husband have made were broadcom, Alphabet, Amazon, Nvidia, tempus Ai, vistra Corp, palo alto networks, and Microsoft. Anyone who thinks tech/AI will continue to be the future is buying these stocks. Unless someone can show me a microcap stock that she bought and within a week it double/triple then idk...she's literally buying the biggest blue chip stocks on the market right now.
It's NOT A BUY AND HOLD ITS A DAY TRADE ONLY $$$$$ LOTS TO BE MADE IN 1 DAY
If one more mf’r talks to me about the “But the one month, but the three month, but the one year” DO I LOOK LIKE I HOLD SHARES!? OR BUY LEAPS!? I FULL PORT WEEKLIES LIKE A GODDAMN RETARD! THAT’S WHAT THIS SUB WAS MADE FOR!!!
If one more mf’r talks to me about the “But the one month, but the three month, but the one year” DO I LOOK LIKE I HOLD SHARES!? OR BUY LEAPS!? I FULL PORT WEEKLIES LIKE A GODDAMN RETARD! THAT’S WHAT THIS SUB WAS MADE FOR!!! Love you 😘
Don’t ever forget where you came from you bunch of fucking regards. #I MADE YOU -tylonel probably
“Designed in USA… but MADE in China”.