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Why SaaS stocks will crash hard and TTD will be the first to go to 0
Drones. Pentagon. XTND + Trump. UMAC is the missing, overlooked link.
Drones. Pentagon. XTND + Trump. UMAC is the missing, overlooked link.
Drones. Pentagon. XTND + Trump. UMAC is the missing, overlooked link.
How stock market is not just a type of a ponzi scheme?
JUST MADE 9k IN AN HOUR TRADING ASSTTTTT
Don’t let Martin Shkreli fuck you
Please educate me on BYND or let me to educate you.
$3 IS JUST A CHECKPOINT NOT THE DESTINATION
$CAN - the stock that spikes each Oct - Nov
YOLO’D $PLTR & $NOC, MADE $42,318..... NOW I’M BUYING A ROLEX, THANKS TRUMP 💸
I SOLD MY KIDNEY TO BUY NVDA PUTS AFTER MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND TOLD ME
🚨 I SOLD MY KIDNEY TO BUY $NVDA PUTS AFTER MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND SHOWED ME THIS MATH 🚨
Missed $OPEN, $DNUT, and $RKT? $CLOV IS UP NEXT🍀
GUYS I MADE 28 Canadian Dollars wooooohooooo
🚀 $SILO DD: If You're On Reddit Stonk Channels and Don't Own This Psychedelic Penny, You're Not A Real Ape 🦍
🚀 $SILO DD: If You're On Reddit Stonk Channels and Don't Own This Psychedelic Penny, You're Not A Real Ape 🦍
MORE MONEY TO BE MADE before they day is over and payments goes out
MORE MONEY TO BE MADE before they day is over and payments goes out
$X This will be a planned partnership between United States Steel and Nippon Steel, which will create at least 70,000 jobs, and add $14 Billion Dollars to the U.S. Economy.
YOLO'd DISNEY, MADE $18,500 — MICKEY MOUSE JUST PAID OFF MY CREDIT CARD DEBT 🐭💰🚀
China confirms trade talks were constructive, joint statement expected today
Trump claims ‘total reset’ in US-China trade relations after tariff talks in Geneva
TRUMP: TOTAL RESET NEGOTIATED WITH CHINA IN FRIENDLY MANNER
MADE IT ALL BACK WITH POWELL 18.5k > 297k > 19k > 300k 💀💀
Liberation day tariffs are just a negotiation tactic: buy the dip confirmed
Mentions
Your statistics about 40% is also MADE up. Get your facts right trumpets.
Please please please..... Put 35% of that to the side for capital gains.... I PROMISE YOU, THEY WILL BE ASKING FOR IT.... 6 YEARS AGO, I MADE 120K off AMC.... AND I OWED LIKE 30K!
nah... dumb bag holding nvda people just fell for it during the Beijing Summit, they all thot china was gonna start buying chips again. got pump faked so hard..... heres the funny part.. they fell for it twice in a row... TODAY! they all thot the war was over agreement was made but the news was " A DRAFT WAS MADE".... and they all got rug pulled at spy this afternoon xD
Is Axios retard news ? But the market listens to it ?! 🥭 EYEING NEW IRAN STRIKES IF NO TALKS BREAKTHROUGH: AXIOS All but 2 mins later : NO SIGN 🥭 MADE A DECISION TO RESUME WAR WITH IRAN: AXIOS
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. MOST MONEY IVE EVER MADE TRADING. WHAT THE HELL. LMAOO was literally down over 80%
Oof - that report landed after the bell and people weren't impressed even though the company MADE MONEY. Imagine that! It's almost as if you can't REALLY predict how people are going to take certain news and/or what that news is ACTUALLY going to be! Was up +1.30% for the day yesterday, and is currently down -1.24% after hours so far, erasing the gains from yesterday. And you know what? It might just shoot up again at the bell! It also might tank... But I don't care because I didn't "buy a bunch of NVDA stock" thinking I was fucking financial Nostradamus over there. YOU did that - just HOURS BEFORE an unknowable financial catalyst. And you had a decent chance of being right. But most gambles carry a decent chance of being right, otherwise people wouldn't fall for it.
FUCK YES. MU CFO TALKED ABOUT SCAs. THEIR LONG TERM STRATEGIC CUSTOMER AGREEMENTS. HE SAID THEY MADE TREMENDOUS PROGRESS THIS QUARTER. EXTREMELY BULLISH FOR MU.
So you got $300K on your own? Advisor at your position just not worth it....fees, fees, fees. Now if the advisor every MADE you $300k...publish their number! Book written years ago about a client standing with advisor at boat docks pointing out all the advisors yachts...title to book "Where are all the customers yachts?"
"A DEAL WILL BE MADE" I've heard enough
The claim wasn't that people who graduate university can still be ignorant. The claim was it MADE them ignorant. Which means that uni would somehow be deleting knowledge already known before. I asked how it would be doing that, and you still haven't answered.
Bought in some spy calls at 739 this thing fucking chopped for hours. Saw an exit and took it bc I expected it to continue chopping. And then like 30 mins ago I just saw Spy hit 743. I COULD HAVE MADE PROFIT. From an experts POV was it smart for me to take that or should I have been more pacient?
Don't let em tell you what you can and can't do SPY. SHOW EM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!
YES, GOING TO MY BARBER TOMORROW TO SHAVE MY HEAD. JUST MADE 44K with 41 calls🤑🤑🤑🤑
WTFFFF HAPPENED TO POET MADE 20k in two mins
Holy Shit! You mean someone actually MADE money off AMD?! 🤣🔥
What's your opinion? You pasted an analyst's assessment. Then said I'm shook bc *no one cares* about topline growth anymore. Said differently, “My conviction is strongest when the stock is going up.” Okay. That’s not trading or investing. That’s hope and circular reasoning. Maybe develop a reason to invest or exit based on your own view of why a growth stock without profit might go up? It certainly won’t go up bc analysts want it to go up. Unlike a normal company that goes up bc EPS is going up, there must be a reason to invest that’s overwhelming. Again, THIS COMPANY HAS NEVER MADE A PROFIT. I have a CRWV thesis and as long as thesis isnt broken I can invest. My Thesis To be worth my hard earned money, CRWV must have revenue that beats cadence quarter after quarter + CRWV must show me it’s executing on the ‘Amazon growth model’*. After earnings, Revenue beat by 6.6% ✓. $100B backlog ✓. Meta $21B commitment ✓. Anthropic signed ✓. Revenue more than doubled YoY ✓. Both parts of my thesis are still intact. Per my plan and thesis: guidance beat = hold. This is a hold. The -6.6.to -12% after-hours is the market reacting to the net loss and debt load — they are not reacting to my thesis. Hold. But don’t invest anymore until things shake out and volatility settles. — Amazon model for AI Infra [*] Grow at all costs; [*] Own the market such that you're #1 [*] Win at the messaging: CRWV is AI native while competitors are "AI adjacent” or “AI, too” meaning their energy model, back office, infrastructure, etc is traditional cloud + AI… Win at that narrative. [*] Once you have most of the AI market THEN turn around and charge customers more. Where else can they go?
AXIOS: Breaking - DEAL MADE with Iraq, no more war Saddam dead
Man these always sting lol. As someone who just browses this sub as entertainment (thanks reta*ds), seeing a 19 year old with $125,000 and knowing that putting that money into an index fund for 40 years at an 8% return and never touching it turns this into $3,000,000. You could’ve literally just left this money alone parked in an index, and then proceeded to gamble EVERY OTHER DOLLAR YOU MADE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, and still retired with $3,000,000. Now you’ll need to save and save just to hopefully get close to that $3,000,000 again. Now do it again
GAY BEAR 🐻 🏳️🌈 COVERSION CAMP WAS SUCCESSFULL! MADE 2k BEING A BULL TODAY
I solved this problem a long time ago. Iran wants Nuclear weapons, Israel doesn't want Iran to have nuclear weaposn.. Super simple. Sell Iran "MADE IN THE USA" Nuclear weapons, but they must promise not to use them on Israel. Then sell Israel "MADE IN THE USA" Anti-Iran Nuclear weapons. Its literally a win win, and i would increase US GDP like 400% and the SPX would ralley to like 12K
He’s such a moron. You haven’t MADE anything unless you sell the stock jfc.
this is the same person who refused to raise interest rates when inflation was ABOVE TEN PERCENT and then said that it was TRANSITORY, CONTINUED TO PRINT MONEY AND WHEN IT WAS ALL SAID AND DONE WENT OOPS SORRY WE MADE A MISTAKE You must be a fucking boomer to have this type of opinion
this is the same person who refused to cut interest rates when inflation was ABOVE TEN PERCENT and then said that it was TRANSITORY, CONTINUED TO PRINT MONEY AND WHEN IT WAS ALL SAID AND DONE WENT OOPS SORRY WE MADE A MISTAKE
Is this comment satire? Or are you actually fucking regarded? Brother, this is the same person who refused to cut interest rates when inflation was ABOVE TEN PERCENT and then said that it was ***TRANSITORY*** CONTINUED TO PRINT MONEY AND WHEN IT WAS ALL SAID AND DONE WENT OOPS SORRY WE MADE A MISTAKE WE ACCIDENTALLY RUINED THE US DOLLAR FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE So what the fuck are you going on about again?
i can end this war easily. iran wants nukes. Israel doesnt want iran to have nukes this is easy, sell iran MADE IN THE USA nukes. sell Israel MADE IN THE USA iran anti nukes. everyone wins and united wont cancel my flight to Singapore
You think the illuminati named their greatest financial fraud engine BlackRock because it represents a financial asteroid? A big black rock that craters our economy due to its’ corruption? O wait sorry.. my mom’s calling me. SHE MADE MEATLOAF!🤪
DOJ ARRESTS SOLDIER WHO MADE $400,000 BETTING ON MADURO'S REMOVAL: -ABC NEWS insider trading is only allowed if you are friends with Trump lmao
U.S. DEFENCE OFFICIAL: THERE HAS BEEN NO CHANGE IN THE CEASEFIRE STATUS WITH IRAN, ACCORDING TO AL JAZEERA. TRUMP CLAIMED U.S. MILITARY ACTIONS AND AN “AIRTIGHT” BLOCKADE HAVE SEVERELY WEAKENED IRAN, ADDING ANY DEAL WILL BE MADE STRICTLY ON TERMS FAVORABLE TO THE UNITED STATES AND ITS ALLIES. - TRUTH SOCIAL DONALD TRUMP SAID HE IS UNDER NO PRESSURE TO END THE IRAN CONFLICT, REJECTING MEDIA CLAIMS AND INSISTING HE WILL ACT ONLY ON HIS OWN TIMELINE. - TRUTH SOCIAL doenst look like further escalation
MADE $5k FROM CAR BUT IT COULDVE BEEN 12K JAJAJA
CALLED AVIS CRASHING MADE 7k IN 10 MINUTES TODAY https://preview.redd.it/tqalhplfeywg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0932e10753e51afcbb97bac067a3cf86846ec3c
Correct. And to add, all of the money was eventually paid back, with interest. Taxpayers MADE money on those bailouts.
$AMC ruined trading bro this was one stock I day traded but because of its background I’m labeled an idiot lmao, EVEN THO I MADE MONEY
when are we getting ' WE MADE A GREAT DEAL, A TERRIFIC DEAL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ~~MANIPULATION~~ MATTER' tweet?
Between 8pm to 7am we may see “WE MADE A DEAL” again
"I AINT ASSIMILATING TO THE SIMULATION I DONT WANNA GO TO YOUR FANCY RESTAURANTS RAMEN NOODLES AND DORITOS WAS MADE FOR A REASON" - Kanye West
I'm convinced you can put him in a padded cell with a computer that has no internet access and a convincing "online" interface that's actually just offline pages pretending to be connected to the internet and he'd never notice. I don't think this guy can read or properly listen to anyone. You can tell him "The Strait is closed for Americans, dumbass" and he'll go on TruthSocial and write "IRAN IS BEING VERY UNFAIR AND MADE SECRET DEALS WITH NATO TO OPEN THE STRAIT FOR THEM". The guy doesn't even remember what happened longer than 1 day ago. I'm half-convinced he genuinely doesn't remember he started this war.
Tomorrows POTUS tweet rant timeline. 1: IRAN WILL FEAR THE US IF NO DEAL IS MADE BEFORE MONDAY 9:30 AM 2: I THINK A DEAL IS VERY CLOSE, BEST DEAL IN HISTORY OF DEALS, DJT. Sunday: IRAN BETTER HURRY, INFRASTRUCTUR GONE TOMORROW IF NO DEAL IS MADE TODAY. Monday before open: IRAN ASKED FOR 48 MORE HOURS TO FIND A PEN TO SIGN THE DEAL. (no deal is ever made, repeat for the next 20 years)
THE ONE TIME I PUT MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS ON SPY PUTS THIS HAPPENS. GOODBYE $91k. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I WISH I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO TRADE OPTIONS. FUCK THE CHICK WHO SAID SHE MADE $100 ON A SALESFORCE CALL 5 YEARS AGO, PROMPTING MY INTERESTING IN THE MARKET. ID BE A FUCKING MILLIONNARE. GOODBYE.
Ya hear that? OP never will! And OP definitely hasn’t been short these past 2 weeks!!! In fact OP MADE money but still needed to make this post bitching and moaning like everyone else that HAS been short and gotten burned. OP’S NOT BEING EMOTIONAL AND DEFENSIVE YOU ARE
‘WAR IS OVER AND PEACE DEAL HAS BEEN MADE’ Spy goes -10% right away
AHAHA I ACTUALLY DID IT I MADE IT GO DOWN WITH JUST ONE CALL https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sl5ij6/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_14th_2026/og67l53/
> CENTCOM: MORE THAN 10,000 U.S. SAILORS, MARINES, AND AIRMEN, OVER A DOZEN WARSHIPS AND DOZENS OF AIRCRAFT ARE EXECUTING MISSION TO BLOCKADE SHIPS ENTERING, DEPARTING IRANIAN PORTS > CENTCOM: DURING THE FIRST 24 HOURS, NO SHIPS MADE IT PAST THE U.S. BLOCKADE AND 6 MERCHANT VESSELS COMPLIED WITH DIRECTION FROM U.S. FORCES Extremely bullish
VANCE ON STRAIT OF HORMUZ: EXPECTATION THAT IRAN WILL ADVANCE TOWARD REOPENING THE STRAIT VANCE TELLS FOX NEWS: SUBSTANTIAL HEADWAY MADE IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN RUSSIA'S FM LAVROV TO IRAN'S ARAGHCHI: CRUCIAL TO AVERT FRESH HOSTILITIES; RUSSIA PREPARED TO ASSIST WITH RESOLUTION US ENERGY SECRETARY WRIGHT: VENEZUELA OIL OUTPUT SURPASSES 1.2 MLN BPD, UP 25 PCT IN THREE MONTHS how much you want to bet future prices wont hit 150
At this point why tell the truth if Trump has shown that you can pump the markets to ignore any actual problems? "VANCE TELLS FOX NEWS: SUBSTANTIAL HEADWAY MADE IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN" Dude, you ended the talks just 2 days ago and flew back to the US. There is no way anything has seriously changed since....
HEY! WE MADE SURE THE TEENAGER HAD EXPERIENCE. IT SAYS SO ON THE APPLICATION HE FILLED OUT BEFORE HE WAS APPROVED FOR ADVANCED OPTIONS TRADING! \-Brokerage
🚨 TRUMP JUST MADE 5 MOVES IN 48 HOURS. And nobody is connecting the dots. MOVE 1: Signed executive order threatening 25% TARIFFS on any country trading with Iran. Target: China. India. Turkey. The petrodollar stranglehold is ENDING. MOVE 2: Threatened to SUE his own Federal Reserve nominee if he doesn't lower rates. "It was a joke." No. It was a WARNING. The Fed's days are numbered. MOVE 3: Pentagon CUT ALL TIES with Harvard. Military training. Fellowships. Programs. ALL GONE. The Ivy League pipeline to power is DEAD. MOVE 4: Launched TrumpRx. 43 medications. Ozempic included. Big Pharma's monopoly: BROKEN. They charged you $1,000. He's giving it for $300. MOVE 5: DHS funding expires February 13th. 6 days from now. Controlled shutdown incoming. Why? Because you can't RESTRUCTURE what's still running. Connect the dots: Iran tariffs = END of petrodollar Fed threat = END of central banking control Harvard cut = END of Deep State recruitment TrumpRx = END of Big Pharma monopoly DHS shutdown = RESTRUCTURING of homeland security This isn't chaos. This is a DEMOLITION. Piece by piece. System by system. Pillar by pillar. The old world is being dismantled in REAL TIME. And the new one is being built while you watch. 🔺 DARK TO LIGHT 🔺
Pretty good, but you’re not using enough words that trigger algorithms. I’m thinking more along the lines of something like this: _”Fantastic news for WORLD PEACE, the negotiations with Iran went incredibly well, truly EXTRAORDINARY progress. UNPRECEDENTED PROSPERITY, a HISTORIC, UNMATCHED SUCCESS, all PURE STRENGTH and STRATEGIC POWER. We are WINNING BIG and now we’re heading toward a MASSIVE AGREEMENT, a BEAUTIFUL DEAL, the BEST DEAL EVER MADE, bringing GLOBAL STABILITY and STRONG ECONOMY.” Thank you for your attention to this matter._
At some point in the near term semi future place we will have negotiations. We are not sure yet on whom we will be negotiating with or against. However, I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT THE PENGUINS STILL HAVE THEIR TARIFFS IN EFFECT BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T MADE A DEAL. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
#I told yall to buy that dip on PLTR J MADE SO MUCH MONEY TODAY ON THAT SROL
I MADE $1000 TODAY!… after losing $1200
Can we all agree that headlines about market fears and sentiment is a bunch of fucking bullshit. I’ve seen the market go down 1-2% over some shit like this. ALGO: OHHH IM SCAREDDDD TIME TO DUMP, OH WHATS THAT A MADE UP PEACEDEAL? ACTIVATE PLUNGE PROTECTION NOW
“SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: TEHRAN POSITIVELY REVIEWING PAKISTAN’S REQUEST FOR A TWO-WEEK CEASEFIRE WHITE HOUSE'S LEAVITT TO AXIOS ON PAKISTAN'S PROPOSAL ON IRAN: PRESIDENT HAS BEEN MADE BEEN AWARE OF PROPOSAL, AND A RESPONSE WILL COME” Read that first part that says “SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL”
Say it with me now! TA-CO TA-CO TA-CO! BITCH-MADE BITCH-MADE BITCH-MADE!
trump tweeting soon "FINALLY PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE; I THINK WE MAY HAVE A DEAL SOON" spy +3% tmrw
**THATS IT, YOU MADE ME GO THERE** **NOW IM GONNA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 500 TO DO WHAT I SAY** **OR ELSE****^(1)** ^(1) I will give you to the count of 1000 or else
Upcoming tweet: "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"
He knows, he knows the most about plans, many people are saying he's the best at knowing plans, he's the best negotiator, he knows he already won before he won because he knows the plan to win, you just don't understand because you know he plays chess and JOE IS SLEEPING BECAUSE - BECAUSE HE KNOWS CALMLALA MADE UP AFFORDABILITY
Long OXY calls then sold for 25% that turned out to be + 400% at expo. Long SPY calls sold for +40% turns out to be +1000% at expo. How stop MADE 0 dollars. Port almost recover How stop Please Help
As they say the finance industry does not do ANYTHING for the benefit of the investor. Keep in mind laws were MADE/ FORCED to keep one index fund in every 401k for a reason. That does not help the finance industry (lower ER), but helps the investor. Keep on indexing.
I do believe some of these are war crimes >THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS IN SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS WITH A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME TO END OUR MILITARY OPERATIONS IN IRAN. GREAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE BUT, IF FOR ANY REASON A DEAL IS NOT SHORTLY REACHED, WHICH IT PROBABLY WILL BE, AND IF THE HORMUZ STRAIT IS NOT IMMEDIATELY “OPEN FOR BUSINESS,” WE WILL CONCLUDE OUR LOVELY “STAY” IN IRAN BY BLOWING UP AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATING ALL OF THEIR ELECTRIC GENERATING PLANTS, OIL WELLS AND KHARG ISLAND (AND POSSIBLY ALL DESALINIZATION PLANTS!), WHICH WE HAVE PURPOSEFULLY NOT YET “TOUCHED.” THIS WILL BE IN RETRIBUTION FOR OUR MANY SOLDIERS, AND OTHERS, THAT IRAN HAS BUTCHERED AND KILLED OVER THE OLD REGIME’S 47 YEAR “REIGN OF TERROR.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
WE HAVE MADE A DEAL I hope they are into it
Lol thats exactly what i did! Bought oil calls on Monday while they were down AND MADE OUT LIKE A FUCKING BANDIT!
what if all these are stimulation it doesn't exist. ALL THESE ARE MADE UP!!!!!
STEVE WILLIS!! ARE YOU IN HERE DAD? I MADE IT... I GOT THE CONSISTNENTIANT CONTROBUTOR BADGE FOR WSB. IT FEELS GOOD DAD. I FINALLY GET WHAT YOU MEant about making IT
Tomorrow: WE MADE A DEAL FOR THE WORLD PEACE AND THE WELL BEING OF NATIONS NOW ITS TIME TO BUY PDT
But you can bet who MADE money today, can’t you? The same way he’s enriched himself to the tune of $1.8B since Jan 2025.
Call me Joey cause I am MADE for this kangaroo market. Every bad play gets bailed out.
Lololololol where's that Karen guy this thread was MADE for him
JUST MADE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY - MAYBE THE MOST MONEY EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF FINANCE, POSSIBLY THE UNIVERSE!! 🇺🇸🦅 While the FAKE NEWS MEDIA was busy reporting on "tariffs" (which I know NOTHING about, by the way, NOTHING AT ALL, ask anybody) my COMPLETELY LEGAL AND VERY NORMAL stock portfolio went up 4000%!! CRAZY RIGHT?? Many people are saying - very smart people, the best people - that buying PUT OPTIONS right before a market crash is just called BEING SMART!! The SEC (very unfair, very nasty institution) has NO JURISDICTION over WINNING!! I have spoken to several world leaders today - Putin called, Xi called, they ALL called - and every single one of them said "Donald, how are you so good at the markets?" I said I don't know, it's a GIFT!! My accountant (great guy, very loyal, currently not cooperating with investigators) says this is the GREATEST TRADE IN WORLD HISTORY!! Even bigger than when I sold those Bibles!! The Democrats want to INVESTIGATE but they can't because I am VERY BUSY bringing PEACE to the Middle East in between checking my COMPLETELY UNSUSPICIOUS brokerage account!! If you didn't buy when I definitely-didn't-tell-you-to, that's on YOU!! 🔥💰 TRUTH!!
GUYS LOOK WHAT I MADE FOR LUNCH TODAY. I’M SO HEALTHY EDIT: I CANT LIVE A LIE LIKE THIS. SOMEONE ELSE POSTED THIS PIC TODAY. I JUST WANTED TOU GUYS TO LIKE ME  https://preview.redd.it/y1lyf4qmonqg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9763952f87ab274a509f9ad57431105b17ec021d
GUYS LOOK WHAT I MADE FOR LUNCH TODAY. I’M SO HEALTHY https://preview.redd.it/nvsvzql7onqg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab22cf5891c14b83c79d8b1143508e61730c917
when i time the mother of all crashes perfectly, i will get a Lambo with “MADE IT” plates and a Ferrari with “ON PUTS” plates
Exactly we literally saw this shit last year. Trump won't let his precious stock market look bad or he won't get to tweet "LOOK I MADE THE DOW OVER 50K" The taco is guaranteed so buy the dip before you regret missing that +20% recovery and retire at 120 by being a bear
No this is exactly what he wants… Oil prices have shot up just as trump planned. baron trump bought 30 million in crude oil two days prior to the attack on Iran. Crude hit 115 a barrel a few days later and is now 95 a barrel. BARON TRUMP MADE MILLIONS OFF HIS FATHERS WAR WITHIN DAYS. Just imagine how much they are making that is not disclosed….
>NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL ^^^pertaining ^^^to ^^^this ^^^extremely ^^^important ^^^and ^^^valuable ^^^South ^^^Pars ^^^Field Dude is trying to control the market panic as he normally does when bad things happen. Israel is still going to attack things, market moving things, but *maybe* not this exact target again.
>NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless I think we can all see what will happen next
>NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. How many "has never seen" and "witnessed" before it means nothing? All in all nothingburger.
Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long term implications that it will have on the future of Iran, but if Qatar’s LNG is again attacked, I will not hesitate to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL
Here’s the thing: Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long term implications that it will have on the future of Iran, but if Qatar’s LNG is again attacked, I will not hesitate to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
lmao.. Qatar really ran to Daddy and ask him for help.. LOL 🥭 Truth Social: NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before.
"Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long term implications that it will have on the future of Iran, but if Qatar’s LNG is again attacked, I will not hesitate to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long term implications that it will have on the future of Iran, but if Qatar’s LNG is again attacked, I will not hesitate to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
All according to plan… Oil prices have shot up just as trump planned. baron trump bought 30 million in crude oil two days prior to the attack on Iran. Crude hit 115 a barrel a few days later and is now 100 a barrel. BARON TRUMP MADE MILLIONS OFF HIS FATHERS WAR WITHIN DAYS. Just imagine how much they are making that is not disclosed….
Here's a fun fact..... **YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!**
Nah this the fake “everything is fine” before he says “EVIL IRAN WENT BACK ON THIS FAKE DEAL I 100% MADE UP TO PUMP THE MARKET”
#FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER SAYS HE HOPES G7 STATEMENT ON TALKS OVER POSSIBLE RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL STOCKS WILL BE MADE IN COMING HOUR don’t worry guys your shitty market will go up soon
FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER SAYS HE HOPES G7 STATEMENT ON TALKS OVER POSSIBLE RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL STOCKS WILL BE MADE IN COMING HOUR are we js wating on this? or doesn’t matter
Why is everyone so doom and gloom? This is WHAT WE WANT! VOLATILITY IS WHERE THE MONEY IS MADE!
You make it seem like cargo ships burn oil directly to run. They use diesel! That’s only MADE from oil, duh /s
Wait, wait?, you MADE money in here? But seriously the long term tax is just a small reduction in the money your money made for you over the years.
YOU THINK BALLROOMS ARE MADE FROM MISSILES?! bro you unamerican monster. hes gonna pay it back sheesh relax.
https://preview.redd.it/0g845exnzpmg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ceeae0c9e880f07eae1f5219308dbfd46af1ce McDonald’s is people! You have to tell them. Tell everyone! Make sure everybody knows. MCDONALD’s IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!
SPY drops $3 and recovers $1 Bols: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF HAHAHA
You can downvote me all you want business daddy. I buy 0DTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN DAY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS AND IVE MADE MONEY
Remember guys. #WAR MADE AMERICA RICH TO BEGIN WITH