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Cant believe we unpinned MR I MADE 750K ON SPY CALLS for the 🅱️eekend Thread
The “inverted machines” debacle was so sad, like sure the lander tipped over, but let’s not forget they MADE IT TO THE MOON!? The market did not care…
My company uses Insperity and I fucking hate them. We transitioned mid pandemic and they MADE us move our money from Equitable to their shit 401k or else you couldn't sign up for their 401k or employer matching. I was down 42% at the time because of the pandemic so I literally had to take a massive loss because of them. On top of that, they only offer target date funds and like 4 other options to invest in. That's not even getting into all this self service bullshit we gotta do. I have to approve my own hours, log my own hours, and process all my own paperwork. It puts all the work on us and makes payroll and HR glorified so nothing's.
As someone who did the same amount in about the same time... 1. Your life is not money, 2. Your family needs the truth, 3. learn the lesson and don't look for another high to fill the gap, 4. find peace with you before moving on to something new, 5. NO ONE MADE THE CHOICE BUT YOU AND THAT CHOICE IS DEAD SO BURY IT AND MOVE ON!
WE have JuSt learned THAT many many countriES have not MADE AS I AM SAYING and this is not a good thing when it COME TO the things that I AM saying in this and that over here. THANK you!
this is a joke right? Trump started this by breaking the trade deal HE MADE. All while blaming the idiot who signed it, which was HIM. All the while threatening annexation on our country. So yeah, great, we will stand up for ourselves. Elbows up Canada.
I’m often reminded lots of people on here don’t work for big corporations. Consulting exists for one reason only: to give upper management plausible deniability for decisions they’ve ALREADY MADE. You pay someone to agree with you and it goes tits up you blame the consulting firm to the board and get some extra time or a big golden parachute. I’ve literally had consultants give me figures that didn’t add up to what for something upper management wanted and had them continue to just plow ahead with their “recommendation”
COULDVE MADE so much money investing in SHIT companies all this time, but I thought I was smart 🤓 and chose GOOGLE FUCK ME
Nobody MADE you do anything, take everything with a grain of salt, especially this sub
I think you’re just talking about the regular card. He’s looking for referrals so he can get the card that’s actually MADE of solid gold n
it’s so later he can say LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/1937178018675597665 > TESLA SAYS ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS ON SAFETY OF ROBOTAXI DEPLOYMENT IN TEXAS TO US REGULATORS SHOULD NOT BE MADE PUBLIC Bullish!
TESLA SAYS ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS ON SAFETY OF ROBOTAXI DEPLOYMENT IN TEXAS TO US REGULATORS SHOULD NOT BE MADE PUBLIC Calls
you gotta be kidding me. gates MADE money shorting tesla. like 3 months after that public argument, tsla was down big.
This will make eggs so cheap! Ending all wars on day one! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE
SELL AND TAKE ALL PROFIT SET ASIDE MONEY FOR TAXES BRO I MADE $100K ON NVIDIA LAST YEAR LOST $60K STOLL HAVENT FILED OR FONE MY TAXES YET, I GOT A HOUSE THOUGH, GONNA REFONANCE TO SEE IFNI CAN GET $20K FOR MY TAXES SELL BRO your gonna lose aloT of it FAST SELL AND PUT IN YOUR BANK BRO!!!!!! PLEASE SELLLLLL AND BANK TTTT
Mr. Cheeseball, you MADE Powell the chairman first.
The order should be: Take screenshot - cash out - post in here “look how much I HAD/MADE, it was great and I have already took it all out”
IM STARING AT THE MESS I MADE https://preview.redd.it/f0qoehnkv48f1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0422258e8e1553f3484c1ff94363cc43f84c25d5
Dude I’m not in any support for any side of this dumb shit war, how am I suppose to take people money on the other side of the trade if they’re gone?? BUT DECISIONS NEED TO BE MADE MR.TACO THE STOCK MARKET CANNOT HANDLE THE SNIP SNAP
I MADE $2,700 on quantum computing calls!! Bought that b**ch as soon as the market opened up & it shot up 26% DIDNT SELL TILL 3:58pm LFG 🚀
Excuse you, they apply the gold decal in america, therefore it's MADE IN USA!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
TRUMP: EXPECTS TRADE DEALS TO BE MADE AT GROUP OF SEVEN Yeah bro trade deals will be made between everyone else LMAO
[Higher quality video on Reddit of Iranian ballistic missiles pummeling Israel. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1lbn39y/iranian_ballistic_missile_that_fell_in_rehovot/) Insane shockwaves. **IDF Command:** "This isn't random or light.. somebody made a mistake, SOMEBODY MADE A BIG GOD DAMN MISTAKE"
But what if this time the bers are actually right? ROFL! LOOK I MADE A FUNNY!
From what you say your initial position collected .50 You ONLY MADE ONE CHANGE, and collected an additional 4.86 so Total 5.33 collected , and the position was 320/310 Put short for 5.33 . Meaning you are short the 320, long the 310 for 5.33 CREDIT. Is this correct. Your Final position is nonsense , in that , it was your final position after the first move, and ONLY MOVE. Did I miss a move? Tsla seems to have closed above 322 on Friday so it should have closed OTM. Your question seems to be your Position tab is all Screwed up, and this happens with all trading platforms I have seen when you leg out of a spread. Tasty has a feature called Chain which seems to give the correct view, if all the legging happens within a 6 month period. The problem is you have to do something manual in most system to see where you stand. In Tos I will use the Analyze tab, and show all the trades with the correct prices, but that is a big pain in the ass, so I usually just show the current position with the correct premium (positive or negative). As long as Tsla closed over 320 (in theory) you just keep what you collected. If the short 320 is assigned, then you have those shares for 320, and hopefully will be able to sell them for 326 on Monday... in any event you still keep the 5.33.
Watching these Iranian ballistic missiles make it through the Iron Dome and impact Israel reminds me of that scene in Starship Troopers where the artillery bugs are attacking the fleet. Some poor Davids Sling operator is like "This isn't random or light, someone made a mistake, SOMEONE MADE A BIG GOD DAMN MISTAKE"
"I killed the deal we had in place that you were abiding by and things were going smoothly but...oBaMA...bIDeN! And I also need a distraction from fascism and pedophilia accusations at home while I reverse robinhood the American people! So, watch out iRaN! YOU MADE ME DO THIS!"
He is literally so stupid. Or thinks folks will really believe him even after ALL MADE IN CHINA PRODUCTS go up 55% or some variation thereof
I MADE AN ADOBE PLAY pray for me
TRUMP: IF YOU WANT A MERCEDES, IT'LL BE MADE IN US LMAO yes by child labor and Cheshire cats. thanks but no thanks.
"A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! Believe me China is laughing at Trump, which is what makes are relationship with them excellent. Reading this text with reality in mind this is what it actually says. WE HAVE MADE A DEAL TO CHARGE AMERICAN CITIZENS 55% MORE FOR THE STUFF THEY BUY FROM YOU, WHILE ONLY CHARGING CHINESE CITIZENS 10% MORE TO BUY THINGS MADE IN AMERICA. So of course China is happy. This is once again about American workers picking up the tab for Trump's tax cuts for the rich. Totally crappy trade deal for America. China could care less if we are charging our only citizens more. Yeah America buys a lot of crap from China, mostly because there is not a lot of other countries to buy are crap from so in that way we are still pretty screwed. We are an economy that is doing bad in all ways. Take the penny for example, which costs 3.7 cents to make. Of course all money is like that it takes 5.4 cents to make a dollar bill, which means a dollar it is only worth 94.4 cents if you take away the cost of what a dollar costs to make. This means if you have a hundred pennies they are actually worth $3.70 cents to make, the problem is we don't get $3.70 worth of value for the dollar because of greed-inflation. This is just like saying, if gold is selling for $3200 hundred and oz, and you not understanding that is the value of gold without the cost of turning it into a gold bar or coin. Eagles or Panda, or Maple leaf's add about $100 dollars to make it into a one oz coin. That is one of the reason you can't buy anything for a penny any longer. Although pennies do add up. Trump is a master showmen, whose economy is based on the P.T Barnham philosophy that there is "A Sucker Born every Minute". This sadly is the entire economy of America at the current time. It is how he treats foreign countries as well, most go along with it as it makes them huge profits. You must always remember there is a difference between imports and exports, it is why so many large companies are leaving the US. When Trump raises
LOL. Not signed. No agreements on sovereignty of Taiwan WHERE THERE CHIPS ARE MADE. It's theater, folks.
STEP 1: The deal is done so all his buddies can get their financial positions right. STEP 2: Friday "XI IS A BIG DOODY HEAD AND I NEVER MADE A DEAL WITH HIM FAKENEWSCOFEFEALLGB" STEP 3: PROFIT
For a "GREAT DEAL MADE WITH CHINA", the market sure as fuck doesn't give a shit right now.
THE FAILING brandbll, WHO NOBODY KNOWS OR CARES ABOUT, EVEN BY FAKE NEWS WASHINGTON COMPOST OR THAT BOTTOM FEEDER REDDIT MOD, NOW PRETENDS TO BE AN EXPERT ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL TYPING SKILLS, SPREADING MISINFORMATION ABOUT ME, WHO ONLY RESERVES ALL CAPS ON BIG BEAUTIFUL ANNOUNCEMENTS THAT SLEEPY JOE COULD ONLY DREAMED OF, BUT NOT ME...NOT ME ....I MADE THESE IMPOSSIBLE DEALS, IT'S THE GREATEST YOU EVER SEE.
Trade deal announced! TODAY I'VE REACHED A TREMENDOUS TRADE DEAL WITH A VERY WELL RESPECTED SOURCE. I HAVE JUST AGREED TO TRADE 27 BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN DOLLARS IN EXCHANGE FOR UBER EATS TO DELIVER ME MY BIG MAC VALUE MEAL IN 30-45 MINUTES! SUCH AN AMAZING DEAL. NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN A DEAL QUITE LIKE THIS. PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT! THANK YOU FOR YOU'RE ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Can't believe Mango said this I've been watching Lululemon for years - TOTAL WINNERS! They make the best athletic gear - stylish, strong, and MADE TO LAST. People LOVE it. Everyone's wearing it. Even the haters wear Lululemon when they think nobody's looking - believe me! Their stock? BOOMING. Their business? SMART. They understand what people want - COMFORT, PERFORMANCE, and a little bit of CLASS. Many companies try to copy them. Most FAIL. If I were running Lululemon (and I'm not - but maybe I should!), we'd take it even FURTHER. Men's line? Tremendous. International? HUGE notential.
EVERYTIME I GO LONG WHY TF DOES IS START DIPPING LIKE THE COMPANY WENT INSOLVENT AND WHENEVER I SHORT WHY DOES IT RISE LIKE IT MADE 5638273 TRILLION DOLLARS I HATE THIS CASINO WITH PASSION Anyways I am long Nvidia so just buy puts if u want to make some money.
"Yes, I bought your Tesla automobile, the one with robo-control, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT"
They’re so many reasons as to why that bill is absolutely awful for the middle class. But some of the more basic reasons are it essentially gave the treasury Carte Blanche to manipulate markets in favor of the ultra rich, gave the poor completely free health care AND MADE THE MIDDLE CLASS PAY FOR IT ALL . BTW, the middle class still have to pay the same rate for their health care as the ultra rich, they got boned from every angle. Thanks Obama
>^(realDonaldTrump · 1m) Elon Musk—who jumped around like a jackass on stage for me in 2024 and begged (literally begged) for a seat at the table—is now attacking my Big Beautiful Bill? After I turned the South Lawn of the White House into his personal Tesla showroom—what a disaster! Cars that look like they were designed by a blindfolded toddler and stall so often, it’s a miracle anyone trusts them... all built on government money! Ungrateful weirdo. Maybe lay off the horse tranquilizers before you talk policy, Elon. I MADE you, and I can UNMAKE you!
>^(realDonaldTrump · 1m) Elon Musk—who jumped around like a jackass on stage for me in 2024 and begged (literally begged) for a seat at the table—is now attacking my Big Beautiful Bill? After everything I did for him: rockets that blow up, cars that crash, tunnels nobody uses... all built on government money! Ungrateful weirdo. Maybe lay off the horse tranquilizers before you talk policy, Elon. I MADE you, and I can UNMAKE you!
I think I know what you mean but to clarify or perceive it in the positive. Assuming your strike was above your cost basis…with the premium and strike price you MADE money. Same situation, made good money on CC’s this week and am perfectly happy for the shares to be called and sitting on that cash for Monday. So what if you missed perfection by a point or two. Well done.
"ONLY BIDEN WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO FLY TO CHYNA! I HAD MY TEAM DRIVE ME THERE- IT WAS TOO EASY. THE EVEN MADE ME A SPECIAL TRUMP DISH- CROOKED SLEEPY JOE NEVER GOT THAT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" "Uh. This is a Panda Express- Would you like an eggroll to go with your Orange Chicken?"
THIS DUMP AND ALL THESE TARIFFS TALKS ARE ARE ALL PROMPTS! FUCK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THESE PROMPTS, IM LOSING MONEY 
DEALS MADE ANNOUNCED SOON TM 
Trump on Truth Social today: EVERYONE KNOWS THE VERY CORRUPT COURT, WHICH IS FILLED WITH DARK JUDGES FROM OBAMA, HATES AMERICA! TARIFFS ARE LEGAL AND VERY COOL. WE WILL FIGHT THIS LOW IQ DECISION IN COURT, OR IF NOT IN COURT, IN THE STREETS! THE PEOPLE WANT TARIFFS. PROMISES MADE. PROMISED KEEP. DJT
Don't, I made a ton. Gonna lose a lil bit on my puts but I was only bear due to tariffs! THEY MADE ME
BY AWARE THIS POST WAS NOT MADE BY ME I cannot delete it for some reason, reddit is not allowing it. Do not believe a word this man is telling you for he is fatherless and a fool
God I love to see us as a news source. GUYS ITS US, WE FUCKING MADE IT.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA! 
No it's easy, tarfs on means buy buy buy, tarfs off means I JUST MADE ANOTHER PILE OF FUCKIN MONEY Also, yellow rock gae, and put the corn in your butt, and inflation/weakening dollar means your cash = ass. Congrats on being wrong on every single point.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA! https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114573871728757682
“HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!” … something tells me that this message from 🥭isn’t sincere 
Sooo 🤔 a Japanese company buys and now owns US Steel... so this is NOW a Japanese company lol Male Japan Great Again!!"😃 love Japan ❤️ MADE IN JAPAN, now that right there means QUALITY I'd take made in Japan over a US made product ANYday
Trump on Truth Social: I am proud to announce that, after much consideration and negotiation, US Steel will REMAIN in America, and keep its Headquarters in the Great City of Pittsburgh. For many years, the name, “United States Steel” was synonymous with Greatness, and now, it will be again. This will be a planned partnership between United States Steel and Nippon Steel, which will create at least 70,000 jobs, and add $14 Billion Dollars to the U.S. Economy. The bulk of that Investment will occur in the next 14 months. This is the largest Investment in the History of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. My Tariff Policies will ensure that Steel will once again be, forever, MADE IN AMERICA. From Pennsylvania to Arkansas, and from Minnesota to Indiana, AMERICAN MADE is BACK. I will see you all at US Steel, in Pittsburgh, on Friday, May 30th, for a BIG Rally. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!
Us steel halted up after Trump tweet. I am proud to announce that, after much consideration and negotiation, US Steel will REMAIN in America, and keep its Headquarters in the Great City of Pittsburgh. For many years, the name, “United States Steel” was synonymous with Greatness, and now, it will be again. This will be a planned partnership between United States Steel and Nippon Steel, which will create at least 70,000 jobs, and add $14 Billion Dollars to the U.S. Economy. The bulk of that Investment will occur in the next 14 months. This is the largest Investment in the History of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. My Tariff Policies will ensure that Steel will once again be, forever, MADE IN AMERICA. From Pennsylvania to Arkansas, and from Minnesota to Indiana, AMERICAN MADE is BACK. I will see you all at US Steel, in Pittsburgh, on Friday, May 30th, for a BIG Rally. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!
Trump: I am proud to announce that, after much consideration and negotiation, US Steel will REMAIN in America, and keep its Headquarters in the Great City of Pittsburgh. For many years, the name, “United States Steel” was synonymous with Greatness, and now, it will be again. This will be a planned partnership between United States Steel and Nippon Steel, which will create at least 70,000 jobs, and add $14 Billion Dollars to the U.S. Economy. The bulk of that Investment will occur in the next 14 months. This is the largest Investment in the History of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. My Tariff Policies will ensure that Steel will once again be, forever, MADE IN AMERICA. From Pennsylvania to Arkansas, and from Minnesota to Indiana, AMERICAN MADE is BACK. I will see you all at US Steel, in Pittsburgh, on Friday, May 30th, for a BIG Rally. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!
🥭 : 25% TARIFFS FOR SAMSUNG IF PRODUCTS NOT MADE IN U.S. [](https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/1925983484813664541)
>TRUMP WARNS 25% TARIFFS FOR SAMSUNG IF PRODUCTS NOT MADE IN US Oh hell yeah I'm gonna snuggle iphones and samsungs from canada
"if built", final sticker placed on product in Kansas AMERICAN MADE!
\> when you blew up 9 trades and made a meager amount in the 10th trade I MADE MARKET MY BITCH
#SO EXCITED THE $10,000 iPhone that says MADE IN AMERICA….
BERS angry downvoting again 😂 " ITS SUPER DUPER RED Thursday. HISTORY WILL BE MADE, I WATCHED THE BIG SHORT YESTERDAY IN PREPARATION" 🍟->🛍️👜🎒
Because again you can't use an EO to do that. The lobbiests who wrote it, knew this too. It was for leverage to try and get the legislative branch to actually do thier jobs rather than obstruct the will of the people. (Just to spite Biden and democrats). Republicans didn't want him to have a "win" and instead gummed up the re-scheduling processes as well as the banking laws. (Both would make the EO, if that was even a legal option, completely ineffective and tieing it up in courts for another decade). Had he signed it, it would have been a disaster and made future progress on this near impossible. Wonder why the current administration has done the same thing? (Nothing). Not Sign the same pre-written EO, pass ANY laws or update any regulations or rescheduling? Because they are the party that stopped it every single Time for decades. (The party of Nixion who MADE IT ILLEGAL!). Your shallow argument without context seems more of a strawman to support a "both sides bad" thesis rather than objectively point out the hypocritical stance the republicans and the repeated lies of the Trump administration while bashing the few people who actually tried to do something... Anything under those conditions. So either your are just ignorant to many things or you are a "shill" or "bot" or "troll". I guess there is one last option.... You get it, understand it and even grasp the context of the time line and politics of it all, but still say crazy shit like tha to create a divide - in which case you are just part of the evil and lies. So which one are you? Ignorant or evil?
whats insane is i actually inversed my normal regard self today and my NORMAL FUCKING PLAY WOULDA ABSOLUTELY MADE ME RICH
FINALLY I MADE THE CORRECT CHOICE, LET'S GO GOOG 
First you need them MADE here. That requires factories. That requires time to build factories. That requires construction. And then you need materials. Which implies that the US can provide every material needed. And if we don't have those materials, we import them... which is now tariffed because of reciprocals. But hey, problem solved.
Walmart most of the crap you sell in your store is MADE IN CHINA. How about you help the American people and let go of some of your BILLIONS and not raise prices? If you aren’t that American company maybe you should move to China!
In all seriousness, until we tackle the hellacious healthcare problem in our country we will NEVER HAVE AFFORDABLE AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS. Employer supplied healthcare is one of the highest cost of any product produced here. Until that is addressed it will always be dumb as hell to produce products here. At least if you want affordable products. Im poor so I appreciate affordable haha
I- Man, I wanted to make some kind of "All in on cardigan puts" shitpost comment, but I couldn't finish it with how absurd this is. CONGRATULAITONS TRUMP! YOU MADE ME BREAK CHARACTER!
It’s cray irony too, they halted a stock that was going up with little pullback bc it was “too volatile” but the halt literally MADE IT VOLATILE. Since trading resumed it’s been wild swings to and fro as people panic sell
# AMERICAN MADE STOCKS 
UPDATE: MADE ANOTHER $1K IN 30 SECONDS ALHAMDULLILAH GOD BLESS AMERICA FCK BROEK NVDIA BERS WAH WAH DEEPSEEK, HUAWEI, $80, WAH WAH https://preview.redd.it/bfoey8424k0f1.png?width=1270&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f51bbbaf2d35b07c029a634cff8602757bbb288
I bought a big battery for my cpap machine because I’m going camping and I’m fat as fuck. There’s a giant sticker on the box that says MADE IN CHINA. It was 38% off. Tariffs aren’t even real!
New truth just dropped > TODAY I MET WITH TIM APPLE, A VERY BRIGHT FRIEND OF MINE. HE SAID THERE WILL BE "CHALLENGES" TRYING TO BUILD THE IPHONE IN AMERICA. I SAID MAKE IT HAPPEN. AMERICA NEEDS A "MADE IN USA" IPHONE AND WE NEED TO SELL THEM FOR $49. THIS IS A GOOD THING. DO THE RIGHT THING, TIM.
"We finaly won, peace has won" MOTHERFUCKER YOU MADE THE TARIFFS
**we have agreed on terms to begin negotiating on a deal** headline: #TRADE DEAL MADE WITH CHINA
US Announces China Trade deal: TSLA up 5% Xi: Trump never called.:TSLA UP 5% Trump: WE MADE GREAT PROGRSS AND Xi is a very lovely man: TSLA up 5% China says no progress has been made and doesn't even know Bessent exists: TSLA up 5% Fuck me I'm losing si much money with TSLQ....fucking nonsense...
Stupid fucking moron. Most of our antibiotics are MADE IN CHINA!
It’s amazing how Trump can get away with saying “WE MADE A HUGE DEAL, BIGLY,” the market will pump even though this as expected is like the first of 300 steps needed for a deal rather than a deal itself.
I swear if tomorrow morning before open futes dump because they say some shit like "We never said we MADE a deal, we're close to MAKING a deal" 
BESSENT: WE HAVE MADE SUBSTANTIAL PROGRESS IN TRADE TALKS WITH CHINA *BESSENT: WE WILL BE GIVING DETAILS MONDAY My Canadian girlfriend is real. Why won't I tell you her name? She's held up at customs so I'll tell you tomorrow.
>US, CHINA MADE SUBSTANTIAL PROGRESS ON DEAL: BESSENT 145% china tariffs unchanged. These guys also said haildd UK beef and range rover agreement as the best deal in history.
\*BESSENT: WE HAVE MADE SUBSTANTIAL PROGRESS IN TRADE TALKS WITH CHINA. \*BESSENT: WE WILL BE GIVING DETAILS MONDAY. **Narrator: We need to think about howthe no deal should be presented as something positive** 
US TREASURY SECRETARY **BESSENT**: WE HAVE MADE SUBSTANTIAL PROGRESS IN TRADE TALKS WITH CHINA; COMPLETE BRIEFING COMING TOMORROW MORNING 
Truth social: Just had a TREMENDOUS Skype call with President Xi (better than Zoom, folks). Bessent went to Switzerland—totally useless, eating Swiss chocolate while bottoming for a random Swiss dude! Sad! Xi and I MADE the greatest trade deal in the history of the universe. Skype never saw such WINNING!
“A very good meeting today with China, in Switzerland,” Trump said in a post on Truth Social. “Many things discussed, much agreed to. A **total reset negotiated** in a friendly, but constructive, manner. We want to see, for the good of both China and the U.S., an opening up of China to American business. GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!” … *total reset negotiated* What ever does that mean? Trump is resetting tariffs on China back to pre-liberation day? We’ll find out several hours from now.
Absolutely nothing negotiated in a rude, but unproductive, manner. We want to see, for the detriment of both China and the U.S., a closing up of China to American business. NO PROGRESS MADE!!!
Ran through this through trump translate LLM: A very good meeting today with China, in Switzerland. <Our mutual representatives *met in a room and had lunch>.* Many things discussed, much agreed to*. We traded complaints about each others past behavior.* A total reset negotiated in a friendly, but constructive, manner*. America agreed to set the insults aside to avoid the Chinese walking out the door. I'm going to avoid tweeting insults of the Chinese for 48 hrs.* We want to see, for the good of both China and the U.S., an opening up of China to American business. *Except for you know Starbucks, McDonalds, Apple, KFC, Coke, Nike, Proctor & Gamble, Smithfield Foods etc etc etc.* GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!! *Time for me to go golfing.*
So, everything’s solved, right? All hunky dory? China confirmed that war is over if you want it? Sorry, that was Lennon, not Mao. So, do you still have Trump derangement syndrome, or can we confirm that it’s all good? [Let’s look](https://archive.is/nX7aO): > After roughly seven hours of talks on Saturday, the United States said it would not release any formal statement about the proceedings. Oh dear > Ahead of the meetings, Mr. Trump suggested that he would be open to lowering the tariffs to 80 percent from 145 percent. However, the White House spokeswoman, Karoline Leavitt, said that China would have to make concessions for the tariffs to be reduced. So the employees are meeting while Trump negotiates with himself by unilaterally cutting his carefully calculated tariff in about half. > In a post on social media, Mr. Trump said that an 80 percent tariff on China “seems right,” adding that it would be “up to Scott B,” an apparent reference to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. Ah, still governing by tweeting from the hip, trumps actual position is “145%? Maybe 80%? Idk, whatever. Someone else can make the call. Gotta go golf.” > The trade talks this weekend were intended to set the stage for broader economic negotiations between the two countries. Economists have been skeptical that a quick deal is likely. > “We think the takeaway is to lower expectations for what might emerge from talks between U.S. and Chinese officials this weekend,” Nancy Vanden Houten, U.S. economist at Oxford Economics, wrote in a research note on Saturday. Ah, so as expected, they are actually just talking about what they’re actually going to be talking about, and China has not yet changed their position about not negotiating with ~~terrorists~~ the US until Trump drops the tariffs. > Reiterating his call for China to open up its markets to American companies on Saturday, Mr. Trump declared: “GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!” Ah! There’s the derangement! Good call dude!
This is what 🥭 had to say "A very good meeting today with China, in Switzerland. Many things discussed, much agreed to," Trump posted on his Truth Social platform, adding: "We want to see, for the good of both China and the U.S., an opening up of China to American business. GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!"
This is what 🥭 said "A very good meeting today with China, in Switzerland. Many things discussed, much agreed to," Trump posted on his Truth Social platform, adding: "We want to see, for the good of both China and the U.S., an opening up of China to American business. GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!"
No idea. Pretty much every news organization is reporting that they’re meeting again tomorrow. And this is what 🥭 said "A very good meeting today with China, in Switzerland. Many things discussed, much agreed to," Trump posted on his Truth Social platform, adding: "We want to see, for the good of both China and the U.S., an opening up of China to American business. GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!"
What is the Trump way - “First create the problem, then solve part of the problem, Claim GREAT PROGRESS MADE!” He is like a 6 month old with blocks
"A very good meeting today with China, in Switzerland. Many things discussed, much agreed to. A total reset negotiated in a friendly, but constructive, manner. We want to see, for the good of both China and the U.S., an opening up of China to American business. GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!" Lol he posted that just after 4pm eastern
Trump posted this earlier on his wannabe-twitter: "A very good meeting today with China, in Switzerland. Many things discussed, much agreed to. A total reset negotiated in a friendly, but constructive, manner. We want to see, for the good of both China and the U.S., an opening up of China to American business. GREAT PROGRESS MADE!!!" I wouldn't get excited. This probably means no progress was made at all and he's just going to rugpull the markets again.