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$52k profits this week THANK YOU TACO TRADE (SYSTERIX - Apr 2, 2026)
$REKT has officially broken the 100k market cap barrier. Round 3 has begun
$NEGG Short Squeeze | Float Trap: Why Shorts Are About to Get REKT 🍕 😋
🚀 DD on CODI: The Most Undervalued Play in the Market (And Why Arnold Magnetics is the Secret Sauce) 💎🙌
🚀 DD on CODI: The Most Undervalued Play in the Market (And Why Arnold Magnetics is the Secret Sauce) 💎🙌
when RDDT goes red, I double down to get REKT
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"Layoffs driven by AI automation are largely failing to generate expected financial returns," per FORTUNE Get REKT clunkers
so 🥭 fired Jerome coz he didn't want to cut rates more and now Warsh might hike by 50bps in September REKT So far 56% for 25bps hike, 44% for 50bps hike
HOOD replaying the GME game... GET REKT
Imagine she reads your reddit comments one day and leaves yo azz because of this one. REKT
Lol bears GET ABSOLUTELY REKT
Hahahahahahahaa BER. GET FUCKING REKT AND STOP BETTING AGAINST THE USA YOU FUCKING LOSER
TFW you buy some calls that immediately get REKT and you paper hand out right before it rips 50 points
####Corn SHREK / Bers REKT
UPXI... lol. Easiest money I'll ever see. They own way more SOL than their marketcap by double, and have been staking it at 7.9% yield. Earnings report is tonight and the bar is so stupidly low after the last one thats its essentially below ground. SOL is higher than in months, sentiment is high and it will likely not be considered a commodity for very much longer. Shorts about to get REKT.
Played ZSL last night for a lotto ticket REKT -10% overnight
Any day now those shorts are gonna get REKT
HAHA imagine buying puts for tomorrow. REKT
Was up over 50% on my put, but I didn’t sell like a damn REGARD, and now im getting REKT. Screw you bols
SPY hit ATH BEFORE Iran opened the strait lmao Gay ber = STILL REKT TOMORROW lmao
Bears can’t wait to get REKT again??!
I bought a 0dte SPX call at the top of the 3:20 candle. I got absolutely REKT. Had to smoke weed to make myself feel better about that loss
GAY BITCH BEARS lmao "Low volume fake pump" "What goes up must come down" LMAO BEARS = REKT PUTS = REKT Lmao
CVNA GET REKT 300p 4/2/2026 is a free money machine
Suprised it didnt really run up more. Kinda REKT us
These grifters are using dogshit AAPL to prop up this Ponzi market LMFAO!!!! TIME TO GET REKT!!!! 🐻🐻🐻
Any day now those shorts are gonna get REKT
https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/26/03/n51229409/brc-group-holdings-inc-announces-retirement-of-approximately-37-9-million-in-outstanding-debt-thro LOL AND THE BEARS GET REKT IMMEDIATELY!
we are REKT, thanks for this matter!
Bulls are getting REKT today lmaoo and if you haven’t noticed yet… the market from morning until about 12 or 1 and then it sells off, that’s been happening since like Monday. So if you’re holding 0DTE calls until the afternoon, you’re begging to get REKT, this same PA happened yesterday at the exact same time, algos are kicking in and they’re saying go down
I literally called out that dump on the SPY in my previous comment lmaoo GET REKT!!!
I literally called that dump out on the SPY in my previous comment LMAOO get REKT BULLS!!
And I hope the things you picked “randomly” just got clapped on that dump☺️ me and my spy puts are sitting happy thanks to my “horoscopes” lmaooo GET REKT
I only came here to speak truth, and no one likes that. Get fucking REKT bers
The bear cope is real. “STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED, GET REKT BULLZ” Yeah it’s been closed since Saturday regards, the market knows, everyone knows, you guys doing ok? Getting concerning
Bears got Teasted yesterday, theyre so dumb that they Cant Even Check Pre futes & btc Price Action LMAO HET REKT SPY 689
What happen to Trump TACO Lmaoooo GET REKT BULLS GET REKT NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
NVDA options CRUSHED and REKT
Put to charge your iPhone bud… but GET REKT DUMB
drinking my 4th lemonbalm tea stressful day bro ABSOLUTELY REKT
# looks like we are in a bear market. RIP GEY BULLS. GET REKT YOU GREEDY FUKS.
REKT. u shouodve kept ur mouth shut pleb. U probably down 50% from ur pics now
It's a 0dte day baby! All.of us gonna get REKT, but at least we'll have fun doing it
I can't wait for everyone who chased metals in the past few months to lose it all. You're gonna get REKT so hard when this bubble bursts, it will be biblical
SELL BEFORE YOU GET REKT. i did the same mistake and now they worth zero
My man was REKT by inflation!
Hahahaha get REKT gay bols. I am perfectly positioned for this. My last few months have been BANGERS.
What if you get REKT instead?
This was obvious. But I still feel bad for making money being short while others are getting REKT!
I can clearly see that everyone’s a genius in a bull market. The comments in here have significantly decreased hahaha but yall too smart and don’t want to listen to shit. GET REKT
Shorts are REKT!! Keep loading and holding BYND.
Same. Getting absolutely rekt right now my boy. Sometimes even a prize fighter gets his dick caved in. Fuckin' REKT lol
ABAT getting absolutely $REKT AH.
I really don’t understand how short sellers get “REKT”. Don’t short the stock when the thing is going up! Slowly leg into your shorts on down days with large volume (obviously it’s more complicated than that). What is this retardation of amassing short positions as something is going up just because you think it’s going to go down!?
Nope. But you can if you want. Is your worry, "What will you do in a bear market?" Or something like that? With the typical mindset of a long-term investor, or even a set-it-and-forget-it portfolio builder? Because what I do isn't that. I'm very hands-on, looking at my positions nearly every day. And I'm an unabashed performance chaser. Momentum trader. Trend follower. Call it what you will, [momentum persists,](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0927538X18303998?via%3Dihub#preview-section-references) and I know that from decades of trading it. Buy something *because* it's going up. Don't buy something because you think it *should* go up. That's me in a nutshell. When the momentum tapers off, find a new ride. It's simple, and it works. But only if you genuinely like the stock market and don't mind looking at your positions once a week at least. And I'm doing it with ETFs. ETFs don't drop fast, they roll over, giving you time to get out. And their up-trends are observable and persistent. Here's a chart of [4 ETFs over the past 3 months](https://imgur.com/a/iv47nRy). If you HAD to pick 2 to put ALL of your money in, which 2 would you choose? If you said the purple and green ones because they've been beaten down so hard that they HAVE to come back up, then you're letting your primitive brain (we all have them) override what's right in front of your eyes, and this isn't for you. Because I can almost guarantee you that a month from now the orange and blue ones will *still* be going up, and the other two will still be going down. Maybe not as fast, but that's why you monitor them. When something you're in starts flattening out, like all of these did in July, then it's time to screen ETFs again and find the ones that are going up. Because there are 1500+ ETFs with options, and I can absotively *guaranTEE* you that some of them will be going up whenever you screen. So yeah, this is different than what we've all "learned" from the financial press, but it's simple and it works. Find things that are going up and buy them (or use options). Monitor. When some start lagging, replace them. "Cut your losers and let your winners run." I often say it's how a 5th-grader would invest. And I think we need to get back to that simplicity. Sorry for the rant. Take care. RemindMe! 1 month (GLD, SLV, REKT, CRSH)
lmao TSLA REKT
A lot of you will be REKT when this is all over. Still praying for a V with your last 3 dollars.
pre market goes up barely 1% Bulls: BULL RUN FOREVER GET REKT BEARS UR GAY THIS WONT FIZZLE
lol whoooops didn't realize REKT was a ticker :P
$REKT ? I like the idea... haha # [Daily Crypto Industry Bear 1X Shares](https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-crypto-industry-bull-2x-and-bear-1x-etfs)
#the dollar LMAOOOOO!!! SHITE GETTING REKT
Had the best wank in a while after seeing $OPEN shorts getting REKT by my calls
Shorts gonna get REKT by $OPEN ouch!!!
Lmaooo all the gey open bears are in complete disbelief. GET REKT U ANTI AMERICANS. YOU STARTED DANCING AROUND EARLIER TODAY, BUT NOW YOURE BUTT IS BOUGHT TO GET RAMMED SO HARD. HOPE YOU SOLD LOL
Iron Condor if done for this earnings play would have REKT OP. I hope you paper trailed that IC.
If you want to put your money where your mouth is, get REKT.
This post is spot on. Direxion's leveraged/inverse crypto ETF tickers are LMBO and REKT, and they have daily fees up to 1%.
LOL. There's a ticker for a leveraged crypto ETF called LMBO (Lambo). It's companion ticker, for an inverse (bear) crypto ETF is REKT. Any time I hear someone talk smack about crypto, I'm going to tell them to "Get REKT".
> there are funds that track all sort of weird indexes and even derivatives its odd there is no fund that does this Yes, we have 3x leverage short BTC through REKT, before we have a simple ROC ETF, or Gold leasing ETF.
$NVDA CFO: “We’re on track to generate over $20B in Sovereign AI revenue this year.” The EU also plans to invest $20B to build 20 AI factories across France, Germany, Italy, and Spain, including five gigafactories." LMFAO GHEY BERS ARE REKT
Don’t make financial decisions based on what month it is. This is a guaranteed way to get REKT
I'm so sad I missed this one. I actually use newegg too.... I didn't even think they were public tho. #GG GET REKT
# I GOT DEBT EVERYWHERE. I OWN MY FATHER MONEY (500k for down payment and lavish lifestyle), MY MOTHER, MY SISTER, MORTGAGE, CREDIT CARD DEBT, MARGIN DEBT, AUTO LOAN, BNPL DEBT, STUDENT LOAN. # I AM 24yo HAVING REKT UP MORE THAN 800k in DEBT. # STOCKS NEED TO FUCKING PUMP !!!!!
GOD DAMN ELI LILLY GOT FUCKING REKT. If one drug can do that imagine what happens when they get hit with 200% tariffs lol
there’s still so many bers in here. Absolutely REKT 🫵🤡🫵
🚀💥 Yo, diamond-handed regards, my YOLO DD on this stonk is straight-up tendies printer go BRRR! 🖨️📈 Slam those SPY 640 calls at the golden Fibonacci MACD moon-cross with MAX LEVERAGE, cuz the theta gang’s paper hands can’t fade this WSB-certified alpha play! 🦍💪 Hedgies gonna get REKT when the gamma squeeze pops off, unless the boomer FUD algos rug-pull our stonk rocket to Valhalla! 🌙 HODL or NGMI, apes, this meme market casino’s about to serve tendies with a side of crayon soup! 🖍️🍗 #ToTheMoon or BUST! 💎🙌