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When your REKT what else is there to do
Look at all those who lost tons of money betting Oil Prices would go up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. GET REKT!!!
Oil price tanking while Iran launch bombs at US bases and bears are still telling you it’s a big deal lmao. Put buyers going to keep getting REKT.
This is 100% going green by midnight hahahaaaaa get REKT bers.
Ahahaha bers. Get REKT. U deserve it.
Been a month since I've been in here - looks like bears and doomers are continuing to get REKT as per our usual programming. Honestly if you aren't all in VOO or something at this point, you are permanently pricing yourself out of assets. Next fed chair will be dovish as fuck + the game completely changed after 2008. Look forward not backward.
Bols r like: rockets hitting cities! Stonks go up! Dumb bol. What happened last week is about to happen this week. GET REKT!
1/1 kill ratio for UNH 1/? For I Ran. Worse odds for UNH. REKT
Imagine buying calls eod on Tesla. Lmaoo dumb bulls. TESLA DOWN BIGLY AFTER HOURS. GET REKT
# TSLA 350 EOW. Bears are in absolute complete shambles. They cannot fathom how their puts are not printing....lolol. IMAGINE BUYING PUTS OR HOLDING AFTER A -20% day... LOL SILLY BEARS. GET REKT YOU GREEDY PIGS.
I usually come here to figure out why stocks are going up but the answer is just invariably BERS REKT
LMAOOO TESLA BULLS GET REKT. UNDER 300 again lol
I hate to break it to you but these guys are about to get REKT! If anything they stay around the $300ish or $330ish at most. It wont be until after the trial these guys get back to it. Sorry champ, no dice.
Tariffs on steel at 12? Deal deadline? What can possibly go wrong. $spy to 1000 eod. Dumb bulls. Your local lemonade stand is hiring for the season. Get REKT!
Wow TSLA got REKT 
Bers are getting REKT buying puts at 5850 🤡🤣
By my calculations if i hold my puts to 0 then they may actually go up in value considering HOW FUCKING REKT I AM GOING TO BE TOMORROW MORNING
#LMAO BEARS GET FUKN REKT! !banbet
Bulls about to get REKT
No. I’m very happy knowing that “sharp-direction-6894” will be my exit liquidity and also be forced to eat my shitty asshole. LMAO GET REKT
Bears: unemployment is consistently moving upward, yield curve reinverted, inflation still too high for FED to cut rates, trump is worsening the situation with tariffs Bols: NoOOooO!! Stonks only go upppp!!! S&P500: \*continues crashing\* Bols: NoooOooOOooOoo, but it was supposed to be a V shaped recovery, VIX already spiked!!!! Buls: \*REKT\*, \*gets on knees and opens mouth wide open while handing over all their money\* Bears: \*big cock\* 👉😎👉
Bears: unemployment is consistently moving upward, yield curve reinverted, inflation still too high for FED to cut rates, trump is worsening the situation with tariffs Bols: NoOOooO!! Stonks only go upppp!!! S&P500: \*continues crashing from next week onwards\* Bols: NoooOooOOooOoo, but it was supposed to be a V shaped recovery, VIX already spiked!!!! Buls: REKT Bears: \*big cock\* 👉😎👉
Everyone: tariffs will get passed on to the consumer Mango boi: NoOOooO!! Tariffs wont be passed on to the consumer, it will be paid by the exporting country!!! Walmart: \*passes on tariffs to the consumer\* Mango boi: NoooOooOOooOoo, Walmart should eat the tariff costs!!!! Buls: REKT Bears: \*big cock\*
I can be a BEAR sometimes, I would rather REKT THE BEARS
GET REKT 
Palantards REKT and OBLITERATED
Hey bers 👋 GET REKT!
Lol bulls literally downvoting everything cause they know that they are about to get REKT tomorrow loooooooooooool
TESLA bears Keep Getting REKT
Bears about to get REKT hard around
Imagine shorting the cybertaxi and optimus instead of buying the dip Bears bout to get REKT
GET REKT BEARS 🐻 
Bears, ARE SO DUMB LMFAO. GET REKT.
It’s better than spending the money on American weapons, that’s dead money. Defence gets special consideration, because your whole country and economy gets REKT if it isn’t maintained, which makes opportunity cost assessments moot
Portfolio REKT because of orange... Why? All he had to do was do nothing
Pikachu face. How many retail investors who bought at the top will get REKT?
LMAOOOOOO BULLS REKT AGAIN, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN 
For real, I keep buying Strangles and getting REKT. F my calls and F my puts
MM will come in soon enough and REKT them
Futes barely turns green, bulls: “too the moon” 🚀get REKT
You are going to get REKT in this market with SL. I have some ALGO price action drop SPY like 10 pts + in a single minute candle just to wipe out SL.
#Lmao BER REKT 10 min into open
#Sad Yuge support here, BER r REKT
#effective trade weighted tariff rate comes down 5% and market soars 10% lmaooo BER u r REKT
WE ARE SO BACK BULL BROTHERS  WE ALWAYS GO UP  BEARS ALWAYS GET REKT 
WELL I GOT FUCKING REKT Fuck you 47, fuck you
My only regret is I didn’t buy more….CALLS  GET REKT BERS
I hope bears are REKT again before the end of the day.
🥭: I'm gonna crash this bitch and destroy your portfolios Bulls: LOL BERS REKT BUY CALLS OR GEY 🤡
Lmao bears REKT again. Love me some classic reddit doomerism, picked up some nice discounts.
# lmfaooo bears in complete absolute DISBELIEF. GET REKT YOU ANTI AMERICANS>
😹🫵😹🫵😹😹🫵😹🫵🫵🫵😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 GET REKT
Bears just getting REKT by this pump
This is exactly why i’m not trading this market right now LOL. -4% to 3% green if you’re wrong you get REKT so quick
Gotta love the tariffs. I only lost 2% thankfully but I'll be looking to reenter around 1.45ish if it ever goes that low. Until then I'll be eyeing **REKT**
he'll learn this the hard way but we get REKT in the process
So yea anyway I'm all in on FUKD and REKT
\*\*20 bears comment on the thread\*\* Bulls: LOL BER REKT SO BEARISH IN HERE DUM BER DUM DUMB \*\*400 bulls comment on the thread\*\* Bulls: LOL BER REKT SO STUPID LOL
# stonks brutally mooning; ber anos REKT
shorts going to get REKT MONDAY.
Death, Taxes, NVDA winning are the only guarantees. When we lose NVDA then we will be REKT
Imagine setting your bias for the day based on the the first 10 minutes after jobs report came out during pre-market. Some of yall bout to get REKT
How does PLTR hold onto that damn 80 line… get REKT!!!!!!!
Look everyone REKT is up 3.6% on the daily board 
REKT showing up as the only green stock in the wsb dashboard is hilarious 
So many bears here getting REKT after shorting directly after the oval office meeting, thinking it was a no brainer and easy money lol.
i miss july 2024 too when BOL GOT REKT 
I never recommend novices speculate in crypto. Way easier to get REKT in crypto. But BTC is the most performant asset of our lifetime. Feel free to sit out though lol For the first time in a long time, your money and time would have been better served DCA’ing BTC than pretty much any other financial activity. Starting a business, consulting, contractor, doesn’t matter. That’s nuts to think about. But the penalty for FOMO in and panic out are devastating. Most investors don’t understand that in sp500, much less with BTC. To each their own.
Ghey Bears like that ass to be REKT for eternity.
RDDT put guy REKT 
A lot of u asked for a more in depth story, so here it is. I was DONE with crypto. And when I say done, I mean D O N E. Why? Let’s rewind. Last year, I got absolutely REKT. Half my portfolio vanished in a rug pull so slick, it made uncle Bernie Madoff look like a toddler stealing candy. The other half? Lost it on trades so bad, my dog side eyed me like bruh, wtf are u doing. By january, I was down to my last 0.8495 SOL. Yeah, not even the full 1 SOL I mentioned in the title. Idk why but I remember this number very well, it’s so vivid. Btw, I was broke. My crypto journey felt like a diy video: “how to lose everything and feel like shit.” So there I was, rage scrolling through reddit at 3 am, when I stumbled on a post about a trading platform, I wont name it cuz Im not affiliated or anything. My brain was so fried and I was feeling like shit, if you ever lost money on crypto u know very well what I mean. I still dont know why, but I went full yolo: “fck it. Let’s burn this last 0.8495 SOL like a mf viking funeral.” I signed up, dumped my last pennies into some sketchy coin, and… poof. Gone in less than 60 seconds. Zero. Zilch. Nada. But here’s the twist: it felt different. Hitting the mf rock bottom? It slaps you awake for sure. I scraped together enough cash for ONE. LAST. SOL. This time? No rage trades. No FOMO. Just me, a spreadsheet, and a promise to never let my emotions out dumb my strategy. I really don’t know how to explain this feeling, but I was locked in as hell, I was feeling truly ready for the grind. This is weird I know. (continues)
I was DONE with crypto. And when I say done, I mean D O N E. Why? Let’s rewind. Last year, I got absolutely REKT. Half my portfolio vanished in a rug pull so slick, it made uncle Bernie Madoff look like a toddler stealing candy. The other half? Lost it on trades so bad, my dog side eyed me like bruh, wtf are u doing. By january, I was down to my last 0.8495 SOL. Yeah, not even the full 1 SOL I mentioned in the title. Idk why but I remember this number very well, it’s so vivid. Btw, I was broke. My crypto journey felt like a diy video: “how to lose everything and feel like shit.” So there I was, rage scrolling through reddit at 3 am, when I stumbled on a trading platform that I wont name cause I dont do promos for free :). My brain was so fried and I was feeling like shit, if you ever lost money on crypto u know very well what I mean. I still dont know why, but I went full yolo: “fck it. Let’s burn this last 0.8495 SOL like a mf viking funeral.” I signed up, dumped my last pennies into some sketchy coin, and… poof. Gone in less than 60 seconds. Zero. Zilch. Nada. But here’s the twist: it felt different. Hitting the mf rock bottom? It slaps you awake for sure. I scraped together enough cash for ONE. LAST. SOL. This time? No rage trades. No FOMO. Just me, a spreadsheet, and a promise to never let my emotions out dumb my strategy. I really don’t know how to explain this feeling, but I was locked in as hell, I was feeling truly ready for the grind. This is weird I know. I started small. Real small. Like scalping pennies off coins mood swings. The website coins volatility was much wilder than other platforms. Coins pumped and dumped faster than a tiktok trend. Instead of bitching out, I thought: “Wait… this chaos is predictable.” (continues)
REKT. 