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So... what probability do I have to become a billionaire?
Crypto gives me hope for the new year
Stop acting as if buying crypto is the only alternative to holding fiat
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This is the truth. I posted a Bankless video here once and people here told me "don't listen to YouTubers". JFC people, all sources are not shillers.
JFC stop bragging moneybags.
JFC we will never be rid of these stupid things. Reddit cancelled them and Moons are still the top posts on CC. Can we discuss anything else, please?
JFC. You’re going to pay 30% interest. You’ve already paid $600. Terrible
JFC, why would you be "guessing"??? You're betting on this right?? Like I said, you can find out in 15 seconds with a google search.
>Your so well informed lol JFC. Redditors are special.
Are you going to ask the same fucking question 4x in the same post? If you don't know the answer Google it. JFC
So true lol. My favourite so far this week is: "If crypto would be an animal, what would it be..." JFC.
JFC Astrology is Scientology for babies
JFC YES ITS A SCAM. The second you fund that wallet with ETH to withdraw the funds, it will automatically send that ETH to another wallet thereby stealing ur funds.
That's not even close to being true. I see it as a frivolous lawsuit regardless of the nature of the (DEX) business involved. JFC.
JFC I wish people would stop comparing shit to previous years. Crypto is going to crypto just enjoy the ride
They couldn't have fucking emailed? JFC, thieves and shitbags.
JFC, the whataboutism in this thread.
Much like yourself OP I had to do a double take when I read the email, as I wasn’t quite sure if was satire or they were actually serious with that nonsense. JFC it’s like the never ending shitshow of 2022
Aaand another clickbait pay-me-to-read-me FUD that doesn't ~~understand~~ ignores that Binance US is not Binance Global. JFC
They are NOT QUIETLY buying shares in Bitcoin. They are making this information PUBLICALLY AVAILABLE. And also, these shares are not owned by Blackrock (on their balance sheet with them as the owner) but rather they are holding this for their customers. JFC people, stop being clowntards.
Dude..no offense really.... but you wrote the same stuff a few hours ago. Literally copy pasta of your last post. Every few hours in the last days. Kinda very sus tbh. You are whining how you lost all in crypto, that the bullrun will not come in 30 years, how poor you are, how delusional we are...how crypto "stole" all your monies, how this is a shitty space.. maybe you should sell it all and move on. Maybe find a job or something. JFC. Is this your way to farm moons or are you paid to spread fud or what?
Jeez this again.... No offense but Dude.....looking at your comment history and what i remember reading in the daily, literally all your comments are either: "i lost so much i don't know what to do, i am so poor", "Fuck this shit, I need money fast", "i am in this for 3 years and made no profit somebody help me" "I just can’t believe how much money ill have pissed away if I sell" "I just want to be done" or weird stuff like this post. What's going on? Not only here but in a lot of other stocks sub's too. You made no money but claim that only you know "the truth".... JFC there are more positive ways to farm moons....
JFC, it dips 3% and people freak out like everything is over.
JFC.. somebody washing or trying to induce fomo? Thats $693K...
Reeee! What about muh gold. JFC what the hell is with people and their obsession with their dumb piss-coloured metal?
Last time I longed ADA, I had to keep it open for 6 months. Bitmex's stupidly high perpetual funding rate ate up 15% of my position. Still managed to be profitable but JFC it was a shitty time.
Unlike JFC, Bitcoin can turn water into alcohol if it pumps after halving.
You be dealin the hard shit. JFC
JFC...couldn't even wait until the paint has dried on the last one. Maybe we need to submit one to increase karma in the daily.
JFC....we are still so early. Dude, "the coins" are never "on the miner"....go read "mastering Bitcoin" for a bit more of the tech side of BTC
98,8% of tokens yet to be unlocked.. whats promising about that? JFC.
JFC, even the poll results are crabbing
JFC dude So you want to sell your dads truck to buy yourself BTC... why do you think you should have $15-$20k of your dads money? You've been given a free vehicle and free fuel, that's not enough?
JFC...I feel for the folks where that is the case
>If the price of BTC goes up (which I have no doubt it will) its really no good if I have no where to cash it out into Australian dollars. Why the fuck would you want to exchange a money that is increasing in value for a money that loses money? JFC, if you want to sell Bitcoin for AUD, you deserve to lose your Bitcoin.
That fucking bot deleted my post again JFC
They teach "rug courses"? JFC.
So we are about to have 2 dog coins in the top 10...JFC
JFC. I hope this guy is Ok. Must be going through a life event.
TIL it sucks to be a crypto investor in Denmark. JFC, what a shitshow of a tax system they have.
JFC if I had a dollar for every post I saw that was a bunch of screen grabs of charts with some buzz words saying price is going to explode “soon” I wouldn’t need crypto to explode because I’d be rich as fuck.
JFC. I hope karma bites them in the ass. It is not OK to exploit developing parts of the world like this.
JFC IT'S THE FRONTEND, THE CONTRACTS ARE STILL PERMISSIONLESS. I swear this sub is getting dumber each and every day.
JFC, that's the skinny on those? I've never even heard of them. Then again, I'm probably a fucking boomer to most here.
JFC, does your mommy still need to hold your hand to cross the street??? It’s in the title.
>Ranking Member and Former Chairwomen Maxine Water spoke next starting right off the bat with "Today this committee is being forced by the extreme MAGA wing of the Republican party to address a trove of anti-ESG, anti-investor and wholly anti-capitalist bills" immediately starting off a shouting match because of how this broke the Rules of Order and Decorum. JFC this country is doomed 🤦♂️
JFC use a VPN to get around having to KYC I have half a mind to set up my own hand-rolled Wireguard server in Estonia or someplace
JFC 4:1 MOON to BTC ratio What a day
What’s the emoji for “JFC don’t do that”
JFC people, he SHORT SOLD $13M. That means he BORROWED $13M in ETH to sell immediately, hoping to buy the same amount of ETH back later. There is no indication this idiot had $13M of anything. We just know they lost money.
What's wild to me is how little the general populace knows about actual bankruptcy considering it is one of, if not the, most powerful tools for financial relief available to consumers in the US. The notion that Bitcoin *could* file for bankruptcy protection is an unprecedented level of financial ignorance. OP, I applaud your ability to stay quiet and not lambast that idiot for even having an opinion on economics with takes like that. The confident ignorance is mind boggling. JFC, I would have pressed him so hard on which chapter they filed, what is the proposed plan for reorganization, etc etc etc
JFC....this is basic fundamental "buy low sell high trading". Time has no bearing because there is no carrying cost. 1yr ago you bought an apple, it was in the middle of winter so apples were expensive you paid 3 dollars 6months ago you bought another apple, it was late summer and apples were cheap you paid 1 dollar Today you sold both apples, apples are in medium supply and the going rate is 2 dollars.....on trade 1 you lost a dollar on trade 2 you made a dollar....this is not a bad trade....95% of retail traders LOSE money. Stop trading. Earn, spend less, save the difference....save in perfect money that can't be debased or printed to infinity. Save in BTC
>**You are losing money** because of that. Your words ma dude. If you're not talking about investment, what the hell are you even talking about here. JFC that's the weirdest convo i had in a long time
‘There’s no such thing as a financial crisis’? JFC have you heard yourself ? Have you not even read about the 1920s and 30s? Weimar Republic? Hyperinflation ? Do you think the for example Zimbabwe hasn’t had all sorts of financial crises due to hyperinflation aka their fiat devaluing massively and rapidly? Grow up - financial crises are real and historically have lead to world wars.
JFC, went to sleep early for the first time in 6 months, and btc proceeded to wake up and melt faces.
JFC dude 🤣 You can’t even let some of those go becuz they’re worthless now.
Lol, this is one of the dumbest ones to date. JFC
"Will Bitcoin halve in 2024?".....JFC we are still so early
JFC I hope you didn't strain yourself to much with that stretch.
No one is buying this garbage. I'd rather purchase cat litter or garbage before holding "littercoin." JFC.
Why are people who like Solana so god damn sensitive? JFC it’s literally every one of them.
Holy fuck I’m not reading all that. Yes you got scammed. JFC
People rolled their pepe profits into paying this guy? JFC. He has aggressively pushed the coin. Wonders never cease.
THAT'S your problem with the guy?! His height and his voice? JFC dude, read a headline or two..
This is EXACTLY THE SAME AS A NORMAL GRAPH, but it is represented differently. I remember when that dumbass at on WhatBitcoinDid discovered this and had a guest on that made the chart and was mesmerized by it. It's just a radial graph. JFC.
JFC this is peak cringe scam behavior.
JFC people are so bored they make up this total bullshit that can't technically happen.
>In a general way, US people tend to believe only USA exists Im.notndenying that the US is totally fucked right now, but this shit is pretty rich coming from someone who is French. Talk about centrism, JFC.
JFC, how am i supposed to go to bed now?
JFC it's like Farmville Revolt in here... It's almost like people had no other reason to be here 🤔 Look on the bright side; if there are no more moons ever then your existing stash is now a limited supply.
JFC this is a scary post. People out here walking straight into traps with both eyes open. Like some kind of hypnosis brainwashing sh*t. Take the F, dust yourself off, and stop falling for scammer Jedi mind tricks.
"$LADYS is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or roadmap. The coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only." JFC 🤦♂️
JFC people. This is basic knowledge about YOUR government. It’s in the constitution, Article I, Section 8, Clause 5 aka the “coinage power”: https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution-conan/article-1/section-8/clause-5/coinage-power
JFC, the Bitcoin conversations are a shit show on Twitter. The bots for the fork and the fork of a fork are out in full force. Anyways, it looks like it was a pump and dump as expected.
JFC how many gas fee complaint posts are we going to see today?
it ain’t a cult JFC it has the word SAFE in it for crying out loud…
Pretty un goddamn believable my comment was downvoted, JFC. > You believe the presidential order to regulate crypto hard that Gensler is following would change, just because they replace him? Nope, and I didn't say that. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" is the norm throughout most of the government which is full of grandstanding theatrics for the naive public. > Do you think Biden would give different orders to a republican candidate than he would to a democratic one? Who cares to ponder this question? It doesn't matter. We're getting exactly what all the manipulative powers that be intend for us, regardless of the letter D or R.
JFC this is pretty brilliant. Plus it will have a very natural hype machine in a bunch of people who got it for free, are online, are already a community that can get people talking. It's a no brainer.
JFC - all because of Muskrat
According to "top trader" as reported by "cryptosaurus.tech" JFC... really shouldn't even need to say anything here, but cone on.
Oil drilling is unsustainable, too. Way more. JFC people.
This is such a bunch of FUD. Headlines like this are pure shit. Non-crypto people read them and have their bias confirmed. Crypto people see them and wonder if they should worry. And as others have pointed out... we're down three frigging percent. Not ten. Not twenty. Not even five. JFC.
JFC of course moons can 4x it’s asinine to think otherwise
Also you can secure your LastPass with 2FA. I still wouldn't put seed phrases in there as a keylogger would still be able to snatch them but JFC if all your passwords are in one place, which seems like bad practise but it allows you to never reuse your passwords which is WAY safer as a tradeoff, at least put 2FA on it...
Looks like Stacy's minions are at work. JFC, it's a way to make insiders and the team rich. All their stratejams are bullshit and pointless in terms of actual use to society.
Where did that comedy thread about going all in FTT go, JFC.
JFC and people wonder why this industry get’s no respect
> zkSync was then caught up in the scandal as more than $100M of the users' ETH got frozen due to developers' laziness in not testing their contracts. JFC, do some research before posting ridiculous nonsense. a) it was one million b) it was a dApp developer that fucked up and just deployed the code form a different chain with no testing at all. It had zero to do with the zkSync team. The post yesterday about this nonsene already felt like someone with an agenda, posts like this makes me feel that some VC from a competitor is paying people to post this.
JFC all the moonwhales in the comment section 🤯
> As long as you don't "approve a tx via the Trezor" your funds are safu. so the trezor is okay so long as you dont use it ? > It's a hardware wallet. It's OK to use it on the most infected PC on earth. Its very much not okay. You will end up sending bitcoin to scammers. Unless you have a way to securely communicate with the recipient, you will only ever see scammer addresses. You will have no way to know the real address. Having a secure linux is the 101 basics of being able to use bitcoin safely. Anything less is a risk. > JFC people don't give out shit advice like this...you're not helping. you are actively telling people bad advice that will cost them funds. Dont do that.
Uhhhh NO. As long as you don't "approve a tx via the Trezor" your funds are safu. ​ GTFO here with "use Tails or Linux" LMAO ​ It's a hardware wallet. It's OK to use it on the most infected PC on earth. ​ JFC people don't give out shit advice like this...you're not helping.
Anyone who thinks they're late to crypto hasn't tried moving funds around different blockchains... JFC it's janky and disorganized. You've gotta pay attention to so much and know where you're sending funds The process of getting gas to claim the ARB drop, then trading that drop off was just so clunky... gotta buy ETH, wait for it to clear the ACH transfer. Send the ETH to Mainnet ETH on MM.... Bridge Mainnet ETH to ARB One... claim ARB... trade ARB for ETH on arb one. Bridge ARB 1 ETH back to Mainnet ETH...THEN Bridge Mainnet ETH to ARB Nova ETH so I can buy MOON on Sushi... it's ridiculous that ARB won't let you swap from ARB one to ARB nova Took forever and cost a bunch... and it still left $20 worth of ETH on ARB one even though I picked full amount... So, I'd say we're still early
gODDAMN! That erroneous comma in 2,05,000 made me think they had 2 million. JFC. ​ This is pretty crazy, means that the US gov is finally making its move to try to stop the tide of Bitcoin. We might see a dip but what the US gov doesn't realize (STILL) is that is not what will hurt btc.
JFC, who cares, this isn't news, hes a jackass and just a negative to the space if he is invested. Exactly the type of person this space doesn't need.