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Is anyone else All-in on Bitcoin? (Lifesavings/Retirement)
bc1qk9fskllkrkm47tr5n5uc2ppdpu0vk9curndxxd This is wallet is trending a lot drops happening People are getting rich fast .. not sure might test it by send $100 of BTC YOLO
YOLO. Bitcoin is definitely going to go down now that I did this lol.
Is there a 1 in a million chance any of y'all wanna hook a brotha up? My debts ruining my life lmao. YOLO.
Director YOLO'd $4M of Netflix budget into Dogecoin, made $27M: Report
YOLO'd my IRA into Grayscale at the worst possible time, where are my fellow HODL peeps at?
Data Behind Tensor's YOLO BUY: Comprehensive Dashboard and Twitter Thread Now Live
$Stonks | Best Meme Coin Taking You to the Moon
Frustrating. Can’t Even Close One Contract. Let Alone 8k
Satoshi Street Memes | WallStreetBest + Satoshi Nakamoto | Don't miss out on this potential moonshot gem!
It's extremely hard to keep up to date in the crypto space. Basically miss a tweet and poof your funds are gone.
We are bombarded with whispers of an impending pre-halving run up. Deep down, we like the lies…
If a new pandemic would happen right now, what do you think it would affect crypto?
I accidentally bought an NFT that made me a millionaire overnight
What's up with Saber? Thought Solona was Trash
How is there still no quality crypto tax programs!?
What's Your Exit Strategy in the Crypto Game?
3rd update: Half of October, the profits are massive. The subreddit sentiment index was right.
Visual representation of all cryptos by market cap since 2013, to show you that aside from 5% TOP cryptos, the rest eventually go to zero.
My life is a mess but I need to confess...
I'm not usually one to gloat about my victories but I felt obligated to post
I think that some people vastly over-estimate the opinion of "Financial Experts" just because they have a lot of money.
I have been waiting so long for SatoshiSwap… can’t wait any longer to go YOLO!
Remember back in the 90's-2000's era how the aesthetics were that nerds are losers who will never get anywhere in life? Crypto is the ultimate middle-finger.
Dear fellow brothers of the Crypto Universe, I have €1000 to YOLO into with 1-2 coins. Looking for your humble recommendations.
I lost a ton of money to a WSB-style Pump and Dump. A story to learn from...
For all you shitcoin enthusiasts, let me tell you the story of the greatest and oldest shitcoin of all time (greater than USD and SHIB)
DOGE is getting Swing-Trade SHORTED into the ground!!!
My advice on crypto investment, and how to invest your first $1000 into it
Cashed in all bags , throwing down on Shiba !!! YOLO -
Dogecoin and Harmony One's coin are similarly priced (in the 21-24 cent range). Which one would you buy and why?
Crap coin LOVELY is booming. 🚀🚀🚀🚀 anyone else on bitmart? Where else should I dump $5 on? YOLO right?
Summarize Crypto or your opinion on Crypto with one Famous Quote
Want some tips on picking the next winner?
Hello I am extremely financially irresponsible and looking for advice.
Redditor YOLO'd $50,000 in SHIB four hours ago. Down 35% since this post. Never chase pumps.
What ~2 years of mistakes taught me about crypto and prioritizing short-term profits.
I have $2K to YOLO into crypto what coin should I get?
If Bitcoin hits $1 tomorrow, I am sorry to say this, but most of you WOULDN'T buy it.
Did anyone make money on SHIBA INU? Please be careful with this shitcoin
Don't trade they say. You'll get rekt they say
How much money do you invest every payday?
The Compound mess is an important reminder of why you should absolutely diversify
Kinesis Money: a scam? A money game? (inside story)
YOLO'd a grand into Etherum
Don't be a sheep: Give Your Investment Meaning.
Bullish BTC, staking life savings YOLO
Someone just broke into my house and stole my financial advisor
It’s so hard not to YOLO into projects that have great yields. Especially when farming incentives exist for limited time periods.
I've done research, thing is I'd like opinions about further investments
This is a reason people say, "DCA up, DCA down and HODL. Don't daytrade/swingtrade if you're new. And "We don't know shit about fuck" I hope you're all doing good, I'm here to talk if anyone needs me, it's all I can help with.
It's those who think they "Figured It All Out" that get rekt – please, play it safe
This is why we need regulation
Now Seriously, who took out a Loan in order to invest into the TOP 50 coins and what has been the ROI and experience so far?
"I'm going to YOLO in", and let autocorrect finish
"I'm going to YOLO in", and let autocorrect finish
What’s the safest exchange to buy XRP in the US?
CoinBusters - A new take on crypto
FOMO, YOLO, TO THE MOON - CryptoBenches Collection
Crypto for (slightly less) poor people
YOLO my Friday Paycheck what goes down must come up
Individual crypto currency communities are all melodramatic
A friends 100 y/o grandfather just decided to YOLO his life savings on Dogecoin!
Normal Opinion: Buying or selling crypto might make or lose money.
♨️Phoenix - $PHO 🚨We are launching in 30 Min! 🚨 27% Huge BNB Reward - Twitter World Wide Trending Tonight #BuySomePhoenix - Certik Audit is coming! Anti Dump Protocol You have never seen! 🩸
Was rekt in May after first timer’s YOLO, and would’ve been again if I had any left to invest recently.
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It's 95% of mine at this point. YOLO I guess.
All I hear is "go into debt to gamble on a highly speculative and volatile asset". I'm all for YOLO'ing with money you can afford to lose. Hell I'm here for the ride. But this is money this guy CAN'T afford to lose. Don't invest more than you can afford to lose is a key mantra of this sub for good reason. Go to Wallstreetbets with that "Let it ride" advice of yours.
Do you have any high interest debt? Pay it off first. Do you own property? Buy a house. All set? YOLO that sumbitch in a smash buy!
Yes. The top comment on here is fucking garbage, “keep acting like u know something bro”. Yo the S & P 500 is going fucking bananas the last how many years? You’re in a bull run that has been extending MOST of the time these people on this sub have been adults. They don’t know a bear run, they have been sprinkled with this inflation shit but the fact remains, something fucking stinks and many people have been pointing their fingers at it for a hot minute. I pointed out to my wife how I’m up $60,000 in six months…..IN MY 401k. It’s like what. The. Fuck. Major indices being propped up by a few companies that are vastly overvalued because “Artificial Intelligence”, meanwhile the majority of Americans are running insane credit card debt. Is it sustainable? Your asking the right question OP and if your getting antsy then adjust your risk levels. Your not going to convince troglodytes on Reddit to be mindful of “what if”, they live in their parents basements and YOLO/echo chamber is way of life.
thats a strange fetish. lol. YOLO
The time to place risky bets are when you're really rich or really poor. If you're borrowing money to buy BTC you're probably not really rich, so it just comes down to whether you have any other assets like land, property, other investments etc or just this BTC and a dream. If you have none of those and only have the debt, keep loading up, YOLO it and get that bag. If it fails and you go bankrupt it'll suck but at least they can't take more from you, you'll have another chance later. Just keep some cash aside so that if you go broke you still have a little something to pay your bills for a while. If you have assets in your name and you're only borrowing because you don't have access to a lot of liquid cash then I'd lean more towards being careful. BTC is a pretty dangerous asset to leverage with its volatility. Don't get me wrong, I do see the benefit, and I own some MSTR shares because I wanted leveraged BTC investment to go with my regular BTC investment because I think it's going to have a massive 12-18 months coming up, but I wouldn't stake my life on it. Good luck!
How much is 100k to you that you can afford to yolo into this? Like are you actually YOLO gambling or you'r just rich af?
Agreed. I’ve got a YOLO bag of $DADDY TATE after it made a double bottom this morning. Andrew Tate may be an absolute degenerate human being but those type of people are the exact ones who will send a project.
Too much NFA, YOLO and WTF and not enough NBA (earnings)
I'm 55 and have all my cash on hand ($180,000) invested in btc mining stocks and mstr. YOLO let's goooooooooooo
Going into debt to FOMO in has been a thing for as long as there's been something to YOLO into.
Life is a game, you can play it safe and grind that treadmill, or you can take chances and get lucky. i personally no longer think that btc is high risk, volatile maybe, but you inly lose when you sell. YOLO!
If you feel like you could stomach HoDLing while seeing a 30-80% BTC drop in this cycle (even if the NASDAQ appreciates in that same time frame), then YOLO! It’s not worth it though if you don’t have funds elsewhere/otherwise for emergencies n the other needs in life. Personally, if that NASDAQ holding were 5-10% of my available NW and I wanted to drop it into 1.0 BTC RN, I would split the difference on lump summing and DCAing with about 0.5 BTC bought now and .5/12 BTC purchased per week for the next 3 months to try and smooth out the residual relative volatility of the coin in the short term. (Longer than 3mos is too long for benefit, at least with stocks.)
Bitcoin, no my ex misheard, I had YOLO'd into Buttcoin and am negative on that so they actually owe me money.
These things are not the same. My home is something I live in and derive value from it's utility. Bitcoin is an investment and/or money. I use it to pay for things with actual utility for my life. Like housing. If you are one of those weirdos who treats their home as an investment then the choice is already made for you. Since you won't have any other way to get a bank to loan you cash to leverage 800% on a single asset. Since money is fungible you then put the remainder of your windfall into Bitcoin while you live that YOLO life.
I couldn’t make it through all that so I YOLO’d my entire net worth into Bonk! 🚀
I'm sorry, but this post was just very long 😅. My gamma is really low. I'm pretty risk adverse except when it comes to investing. I YOLO'd a bit of BTC in 2022, but I'm only coming up with a real strategy now. It helps that it inspired me to actually do something with my HSA. I always assumed that the maintenance fees would eat into it so much that I wouldn't have it during retirement anyways 😅. I just need to remind myself that no matter the temptation that I shouldn't invest more in Bitcoin than I am prepared to lose.
Just grabbed 2.5 billion PEPE and I might do it again. I'm not missing out on the memes this cycle. YOLO.
I was going to sink half of what I have in my bank account as a final YOLO because life is fucking shit right now. Talked myself out of it, lol.
You're welcome... I was going to sink half of what I have in my bank account as a final YOLO because life is fucking shit right now. Talked myself out of it, lol.
I guess when it’s your only option..do what you gotta do, as the saying goes. Speaks volumes to the current environment if this is the case for most of us here. The odds surrounding the prospects for a decent life have come down to the point, crypto and meme stocks are the preferred way to YOLO your future. We gotta do better than this, y’all.
“How am I this bad?” You literally just YOLO’d into coins. If you would have DCA’d into any major coin, you’d be up.
This is why my portfolio is 100% alts atm.. YOLO!!
"A friend" of mine did the same thing, only he YOLO'd his entire life savings...around 100k worth. He's kinda happy about that now..
You guys begged for an ETF to be approved. You guys got it and now you're frustrated bitcoin moves like a traditional investment. Institutional players don't YOLO with the hope of hitting $500k BTC, they methodically trade in and out and consistently take profits. Investment managers don't have the luxury of saying "hey Mr. Client, I'm gonna YOLO your money for a moon shoot." Investment managers have to bring in consistent income and returns so their clients can cover their monthly/yearly expenses like country clubs, yacht clubs, travel, family gifts, etc.
You need to learn risk management (e.g. modern portfolio theory, Kelly criterion) before investing into high risk stuff - it is NOT optional. Look at how VCs invest, and imagine you're one of them. Do VCs go all-in into one company and YOLO it? No. VCs get one win out of every 30 bets on average, and there's a new theme every few years (rn it's generative model). If you YOLO all your money on just one random LLM startup right now you'd most likely end up with $0 - just like if you YOLO all your money into one memecoin. DYOR, both on the asset, and on the overall portfolio.
I think your thinking even shorter term. Infrastructure is their greatest and most stable way of increasing their citizens standard of living and increase productivity and by virtue per capita gdp. Bitcoin is a tool but you don't just YOLO in when there are very real consequences, diversification is always key.
The only people that think this are uninformed people who bought in a haste expecting a quick and easy YOLO 10x return. I hate how y’all talk about any financial instrument whether it be crypto, stocks, whatever. Just “I didn’t get rich over night this sucks”. Over and over.
Have no emergency fund. YOLO. Just buy more Bitcoin.
Ok cool. I just went all in. YOLO
I will YOLO everything on RNDR ill wait till it goes lower though
How do you have so much comment karma? YOLO?
>*"made a significant investment in Bitcoin... ranging between $1,001 and $15,000."* That's definitely not YOLO material. If he knew something big was coming I'd expect Nancy Pelosi to be first, but I'd also expect much more.
Id keep the usd you are using for expenses. If not, that is going to create a huge tax headache every year with you selling so often. Just convert your excess funds and sell that when you need if you really want to YOLO. That will make the drops feel more exciting. You'll be able to buy more btc instead of being worried when we hit those dips.
When the YOLO method doesn't seem so crazy now, huh? 😎🤣🤣🤣
If you can perfectly predict the price then you might as well use 100x leverage. YOLO
The bull run officially starts after I sell & spend the proceeds. The bear market immediately begins once I scrape every penny I have & ro do a YOLO-FOMO buy.
YOLO! Wish I had your balls.
YOLO is all in you little chiken! 🤣😂
YOLO.... Dump it all in📈 (Not financial advice, I would 100% do that)
You should FOMO all of your money into Solana today. YOLO, time to take that chance.
Depends on your financial situation and tolerance for risk. I'm fairly comfortable financially but I'd pay my mortgage off first and then probably invest the extra income instead. Others would YOLO that shit into WIF 🤣
Same, lol. Everyone is talking about buying bitcoin now, and it's like... where was this energy when it was on sale? I bought in October 2022, when every Youtuber and influencer was saying crypto is done for. People are going to get rekt by YOLO-ing in right now then paper hands selling when it drops again.
I wait for days like these, then I pounce like a caged tiger and ape my $100 in while screaming “YOLO Bitches!!”
Liquidity is growing nicely because we are attracting our target market: small investors who are happy to YOLO $10 and leave it until November One person aped in 113 SOL which spiked the market cap to 1m, but then lots of early buyers sold for massive profits. We don't want this. Small investors are ideal. The main aim is to go viral. A big market cap would be a bonus
I concur. Loading up 100% on Bitcoin is similar to WSB degenerates loading up on SPY 0 date to expiration YOLO call options. I could make 1,000x overnight on the options…. Or not.
Beautiful story, should I YOLO my 401k at it??? NFA right? 
I have 98% of my Roth IRA in BITX. 2x leveraged ETF long because I believer BTC is only going up from here, so does bling those gains is important. I have 1% in IBIT. BTC ETF because tracking the mother coin is important. I have another 1% in a basket of 20 monthly dividend paying ETFs. Because diversification is important. I've got about . 4 BTC in a wallet. YOLO with the Roth IRA. Brokerage account is about 30% spot BTC ETF as well. I can access margin from those if I need it.
I did the same, but with BITX - YOLO beotchhhhh
Dont do it. Risk your own money longterm, but please let your parents have their retirement. Regardless of your BTC beliefs, going all in atm is a big YOLO. Do that with your own money, but please be a good child and dont risk fucking your parents into oblivion. Put in bonds plus index fonds, some dividend stocks. Then you might have some amount (maximum 10-25%) in assets such as gold and BTC, but with preference to gold in this case.
MSFT is a leveraged BTC play. Think BTC, but way more volatile - both up —— and down. Measure your risk. Only you can do that? YOLO? All MSFT! BTC is gonna do just great in the wake of the halving? I don’t need anymore risk than that? BTC ETF. Somewhere in between? Then: somewhere in between.
Even those that YOLO'd at previous ATH will be fine if they are patient and have diamond hands. They shouldn't look back at feel bad.
YOLO all in you already have FOMO anyway! 🤣
YOLO…….the bigger the risk, the bigger the reward. Or the bigger the risk, the bigger the fall. Choose……
Maybe? Got any debt to take care of? Do you own your house? If not, invest in land and a place to live in. Would this be your every day car? If so, it will suck to drive as your daily driver. Better off as a a third or fourth car for the weekends. Do you not give a shit about planning for your future financial situation? In that case cash out and full send the dream Lamborghini. YOLO Amorite?
If you're dead set on going crypto with that 50k, then do a 60% bitcoin, 30% Ethereum, and 10% altcoins as you see fit. If you YOLO it all on an alt coin, don't be surprised if it completely disappears.
It's better to miss out on an opportunity than to YOLO your life's work and future prospects
I would invest majority in an low cost global index fund, another chunk in HYSA then remainder in Bitcoin, you’ve got a nice diversified mix, if one crash happens it doesn’t wipe out the rest, diversification is key in any wealthy persons portfolio, I wouldn’t YOLO in one area, you have wallstreetbets for that
1. everyone is talking about this on X, whoch is where crypto happens and not on Reddit. 2. fees aren't high. you can pay as much as you want, but won't see any benefit above 0.0005 SOL. some people YOLO and pay 1 SOL fee, which goes to validator rewards. does not speed up tx 3. TPS is at 1000 solid. congestion sucks right now, but 1.18 update is coming soon which will hopefully fix most of this. 4. problems are on networking level between validators and not at tx processing. there are a ton of connections between validators right now, shitcoining, ORE mining, etc. this is whats causing the issues.
Fuck it! Let’s do this shit YOLO
Instructions unclear; mortgaged the house, missed my car payments, sold the dog. YOLO BTC!
Don't listen to the nay slayers here. They don't understand what you're asking. They assume that you'll turn over your coin and YOLO... And they're as smug as a buttcoiner. ... That said, I don't think the market is mature enough to give you a safe multisig loan at a reasonable rate. It's honestly the only reason a Bitcoiner might consider an ETF, because borrowing at a brokerage is relatively easy.
Nobody knows what the fuck is going on rn. We didnt expect to hit ATHs before the halving. If miners decide to sell we can tank but i know for dam sure people will buy those dips up knowing ETFs are in it for the long term anyways. YOLO BABY
So the US govt is in with Coinbase. Works well for many other companies like Boeing, Lockheed, Tesla, Etc.. YOLO Coinbase?
There’s three things you can do in crypto: 1. DCA into reputable projects and hold them for the long term. 2. Try trading against market makers who have access to tools you never will and hope that you get lucky. 3. YOLO into shitcoins and either win the lottery or lose everything.
You’re always going to have risk you might as well consider it gambling. Nobody knows how long it would take for you to make money and nobody knows what the value will be of anything tomorrow. With that said, I would go all in on CAW a meme coin you would need to get it on the DeFi Wallet as it is not listed on exchanges yet usually once coins are listed on exchanges it’s already pumped 1000% so get in before it does. Goodluck on the YOLO 🐦⬛🫡
You pretty much have to YOLO it. But personally, I think anyone who holds bitcoin are pioneers in the financial sector.
Those stupid posts assume everyone is 2 years old and can't wait 100 years before BTC rises again. We all have different time horizons and nearly all of us would prefer it to just go up. Fuck the "I wish it dropped to 10 cents so I can YOLO my next Wendy's paycheck into it" posters.
people everywhere are always telling someone something, the slices of it you see/hear depend on your hangouts, timing, etc. IRL it's different cause you can be like "bob been saying this stuff for 6 months and been wrong every time," but internet strangers are constantly in a state of flux. Almost everyone in my own circles seems to thing there will be some kind of pump by the end of the year (how massive is our topic of debate). We rarely talk about FOMO and bitcoin at the same time, unless we're saying don't FOMO or YOLO bet in as a matter of habbit. We debate about the best prices or the maximum values as we see them, but the actual buying decisions aren't as emotionally driven and they are individual. If I were in a different group of friends it would probably be different. I know people who's entire peer group, both on and offline, is still saying bitcoin is scammy fake internet money.
Why would you say that? Is it because it's a low cap? The goal is simple. Get more more votes than what Biden and Trump got in the last election 155, 507, 476 YOLO $1 and forget about it. The lolz and memes will be worth it and could be worth more than an unsubstantiated comment
This is a stealth personal finance post, with all the actual key details missing. Unless OP lives in sub-Saharan Africa on $1 a day, 1K is so little that this level of concern belies some other issues, most likely budgeting, but maybe also income. Budgeting is far easier than 10x-ing your income, so I would think cutting lattes is more important than YOLO timing. I would just put it all in, and then take a look at a budget and job, so there is another 1 K ready to go in next month !
The right time to buy is right at about 1/3rd of the way through crypto winter, about 2 years ago, its already spring or summer now, so the dump is on the horizon, and I doubt there is more than 2x in the cards for the rest of this bull market. If you get in now, you have to bail out relatively soon, if Mad GainZ in fiat is your main goal. If you actually were ready for Bitcoin, you would already no now is meh for timing, and you will probably go up and then back down to here, if not a bit lower, depending on how this cycle goes, so the next three years in Bitcoin will be a wash if you HODL, and you will not want to do future buying, should it surge to 90K or above, if history is any guide. Are you an adult living in the US ? If you are, $ 1 K is a VERY small amount of money, so maybe instead of worrying about the timing of your BTC YOLO, you should actually be spending most of your time budgeting or looking for a better job. I save $ 2 K a MONTH, and I deliver pizza at a MC Job in the US, so if you are not able to save 50 % of an income in the range of $50 K, you are doing it (the big life picture) wrong, and maybe a quick trip to r/personalfinance is a better long term move, so you can have some real $$$, for when the next crypto winter is in full effect, because its likely the price will be back to near this level in a few years (!!)
I am shocked this post is not auto removed with “YOLO” In title.
So, I YOLO’d $23k into bitcoin today at $69k - basically bought 0.33 BTC. That brings my total stack to 3 BTC. Hope I have not screwed myself over…. Anyway, my plan is to now hold BTC for 5-10 more years, and sell when it reaches $333k, whereupon my stack shall be worth $1M. Am I delusional? Or is this a reachable dream? Time will tell…
Welcome to bitcoin. Remember, your biggest initial investment shouldn't be bitcoin per se, it should be in your understanding of what bitcoin is and what problem bitcoin is trying to solve. First off, read The Bullish Case for Bitcoin (the medium article, not the book). Then once you're up for more of a challenge, read Broken Money (Lyn Alden) and The Bitcoin Standard (Ammous). Learn about Austrian economics, the gold standard, and fiat currencies. Then buy some more bitcoin, if you have conviction in it. And make sure not to YOLO too much into a bull run—that's what I did in 2021, and I spent the next two years underwater at 50% losses (it was worth it, though!).
Too much to YOLO too little to retire and live of aggregation. I find alcohol helps 😜
YOLO y'all! Eat a bag of coins and get filthy rekt!
If it's anything I learned from missing out on just about every cycle of BTC, it's that people are dumb and economics makes no sense. So you may as well YOLO as much money you can at BTC, because it can't be as bad as leaving it in fiat for the government to inflate away.,
Just YOLO’d a bunch into some low-cap Solana shits for fun. Already regret it ha
ADL are humorless and hypocritical, but this attention seeking to attract more rubes to rug pull definitely worked for the coin creators. I am expecting duplicates of this joke coin to emerge as apes YOLO their money in this crappy scheme.
Ape in to a meme and lose it all. YOLO
10k on $Bitcoin 30k on $Sol 5k on $TIPS and split 4K on 8 decent YOLO memes you think are funny or interesting after they take their first dip and start to recover. 20 quid on every presale you can buy for about 500 quids worth. And the rest just use to DCA.
If Bitcoin does what Bitcoin do, then we'll all be maxis. But since most are just starting to YOLO in, they don't know about that yet. What I really want to know is: what are the FAs trained to do to talk to their clients about the volatility of the asset? They must be getting people screaming at them all day. But literally...what are they trained to say?
YOLO everything in obviously.
Since it was pretty much retail that bought into the ETFs, you can imagine that most people YOLO'd in and now can only DCA in each paycheck. Naturally inflows will slow until institutional investors join in. GBTC on the other hand, was mainly institutional investors and entities that had previous liens that prevented them from selling. Now they are dumping like mad. And the remaining retail guys are unwinding what they can to switch to lower cost ETFs (if they aren't hampered by capital gains).
Guys don’t let this pump fool you , a major dip is still possible , collect some profits to DCA back after the dip ! Also , YOLO into some low market cap memes like the classic degenerates you are ! NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE LFGGGG
YOLO - if you can afford to pay the debt monthly then get buying. Fortune favours the brave.
YOLO all 5k to the orange button! 🤣
Everyone wants to be early on a meme coin but they never have the balls to get in early. Those that do can never hold because they haven't got a clue what to do because they didn't really expect the coin to 100x. I'm holding $BLBY. Got in early and riding out all kinda waves. Community is great which is why I stay. $100 YOLO might be the best money I've ever spent or might just be another $100 down the drain, either way I'll be right