CAKE

No-Improvement3164

WTF no one talking about CAKE. It kicking MAG7 ass This year

traderbusto

CAKE is up 20% since the first of the year. It has taken me longer than this to read their menu.

NewLifeInAfghanistan

They'll get immediately invaded by the US under some other pretense. THEY HAVE THE YELLOW CAKE

surmoiFire

if I didnt sell the puts early, I could afford to go to CAKE, now I can only afford WEN 😢

DrElkSnout

The time value of money cannot be overstated. A dollar today is worth far more in the future. There are hundreds of lessons but the first is stop fucking spending money on stupid bullshit immediately. A $35 night out actually costs you the future value of lost investment. If you're frugal and being investing immediately your life with be fucking CAKE in your 30s. Waiting too long and being too lose with money is the single biggest mistake I've seen in my life. And if you see yourself making less than the market it's time to VOO and chill. The math doesn't lie. You're either going to be good at trading or you're not only wasting your time you're losing badly. Good luck.

greenpride32

I have a position in BROS as well. Really like WING, but I just keep missing out on big dips from macro events. When those occurred, I put my money into other areas (one case was BROS). I've been watching the stock for about 7 years now with 0 buys so maybe it wasn't meant to happen. Keep an eye on CAKE. They own the chain Flower Child, which IMO is the prize. In some ways it's good that CAKE owns them, it will keep the multiple on the stock lower, and if there are any wider macro issues, CAKE can support them.

fourbutthick

Just do CAKE

dankbeerdude

Happens every time. PYPL and CAKE both bit me in the ass

oh_madeets

Happy CAKE DAY!!!!

TeslaInvester

**FETUS CAKE** 

iBoughtAtTheBottom

YOU CANT TELL ME CPI WONT ICE THIS FUCKING CAKE 

Dubbs09

And the bread isn't even real bread, its closer to cake! THE CAKE IS A LIE!

RepairmanJack2025

Truth Social: "LET THEM EAT CAKE."

kreativeone99

Why do I hear him saying "***LET THEM EAT CAKE***"????

patty_cakes_newberg

Calls on CAKE it is

_Eisenstein007

HIPPITY 🐰 HOPPITY 🐣 GIMME TOPPITY👯💦 IT’S EASTER, WHORES❕❕❕ Big 👑 BUNNY DADDY 🐇😩 is back to STUFF 👄 your eggs 🥚🍳 and CUM-MAND your attention 🧎‍♀️🍆💒.He’s got a basket full of chocolate 🍫 d*ck, jelly pellets 🌸, and unholy cream pies 🧁💦—and guess what?Only the SLUTTIEST CHICKS 🐥💋 get the first taste 😛😛😛. JESUS ✝️ DIED 🙅‍♀️ AND CAME on your BACK 💦🍬 and shoved his cross in your soul-hole 🕳️.He rose 🪦🌤️, to make something else rise 🍆⬆️now it’s YOUR turn to bend over backwards like a christ filled 💋😋contortionist 🙇‍♀️👅. That ain’t bunny tracks on your thighs, sweetie 😘—that’s Daddy’s white chocolate drizzle 🍫🍦 ALL. OVER. YOUR. EGG. BASKET 🥚🎀. This isn’t Lent, this is LENT ME THAT D*CK 😩🍆.And the Holy Spirit? He’s watching 🧼👀. 🕊️Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your most Godless disciples 💒🚺💦 to receive: ❌ ZERO? You’re a STILLBORN EGG l🥚🚼 (boring af 👼) 5️⃣? You’re Daddy’s FAVORITE PEEP 🐣🍭😈 🔟? A full-fledged CHOCOLATE WHORE 🍫👯🍆 All 1️⃣5️⃣? You're the CREAM-FILLED CARROT CAKE OF THE LORD 🥕🍰💦👑 Now open wide for the Second Cumming 💦✝️🍆This Easter? You're not hunting eggs.You're getting STUFFED like one. 😛🥚🍆🍫💦💀

Im-a-ape

Happy CAKE DAY!!

ilivalkyw

[$CAKE](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CAKE/) was up 7.98% today, haha.

Indoor_Cat_9719

LET THEM EAT CAKE! Bring on the guillotines

aznology

Yea w.e LET THEM EAT CAKE

greenpride32

What's your 1 or 2 sentence bull thesis on CAKE? Won't you be expecting people to contract discretionary spending and eat out less?

ryanb741

15% Gold ETC, 10% UK Gilts, 75% Equities (mostly Global index tracker but also S&P500 tracker, plus individual positions in ACHR, CAKE, OXY and SOFI). If it goes down so what. It'll go back up and the Gold position is in there to offset any equity declines as for every 15% Equities drop Gold will probably double.

vacation_lover21

Regards here were wrong about CAKE and TOST, I’m shocked. 

Technical_Bear9439

!banbet CAKE $60 1d

Technical_Bear9439

!banbet CAKE 60c 2d

Gooziegooz

What’s good with CAKE

IngenuityRoyal2443

Did anyone tell TOST or CAKE that they have earnings today?

hnxmn

My CAKE up 25% sell before close or let it ride for ER

King_Siege

!banbet CAKE +5% 2d

TayKapoo

CAKE calls cuz America is fat and lazy 

Embarrassed_Box1827

Anyone have an opinion on CAKE? I just yeeted calls

ClandestineGK

Ozempic = less CAKE

banditcleaner2

calls on $CAKE because egg prices will come down, they'll miss this quarter but have good forward guidance

dis340

How fat are y'all? Calls on CAKE and SHAK?

Defol-420

Ok TOST lets see if you TOAST my portfolio. I won't play CAKE because of egg prices (mentioned somewhere here)

Awes23

Why did CAKE tank at open?

cosmos_jm

Bought puts on CAKE... I'm guessing they go through a lot of eggs.

MillionBEAR_

Earnings homie CAKE

Sweet-Tea-Drinker

I'm betting on CAKE earnings

Cll_Rx

I’m looking at this one too and CAKE.

catechizer

CAKE cuz it's ur cakeday

b8_n_switch

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lipmanz

CAKE up 44% in last 6 mos…NVDA up 11%

SergeAlberta

Do you guys like CAKE? I just ordered a slice. 

thisguytruth

monday is going to make black tuesday look like a CAKE WALK

Ok-Resist8342

$CAKE calls, too obvious right?

davtheguy00

Calls on CAKE and Puts on FVRR.... Simple as it gets.

wafflestompar

I didn’t wanna scare y’all…but mfer bought YELLOW CAKE!

John_McCuddles

Santa will be having CAKE, for Christmas - not cookies. And I’ll be having tendies. 

John_McCuddles

I hope CAKE starts showing some mf enthusiasm. Maybe it needs more eggs to rise.

ai-moderator

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mskabocha

Only green in my port is CAKE, GOOG and UPS 

UnicornSquadron

I missed that era of tattooed chef. I watched him long ago then picked him up again bc of an hr commute. Bro made me realize s&p is for suckers (until i lose everything ). But honest sofi and palantir have been realll good to me. I also believe in his thesis on AMZN and somewhat meta, but zuck always pulls something out of his ass 😂. Also CAKE but I’m sure that will be a slow grower but maybe

crazybutthole

If you make a fidelity youth account - he can buy and sell partial shares of stocks and ETFs Explain to him that wide market ETFs like VOO(sp500) and QQQ (NASDAQ -100) are the best way to diversify and if he puts 85% of his money in those(and never sell) he can use the other 15% to buy individual stocks that he chooses. I let my daughter do this (I gave her $500 and my ex-wife gave her $500) - and she's turned $1000 into $1428 in 11 months. But she listens to me and I have the fidelity app and check on her every couple weeks to make sure she followed our initial agreement - her VOO and QQQ are up 32% and the rest is grown way better. (Mostly sprouts farmers market(SFM) and she did real good with ELF beauty products earlier this year making around 50% gain on that and sold in summer and she has a few partial shares of berkshire) Her latest thing is cheesecake factory.(CAKE) - So of course I bought some too.....

crazybutthole

Let's assume you have $400 you want to invest in a company - you do you research and decide the cheesecake factory(CAKE $50.74 PER SHARE) is the perfect company to invest in. (EVERYONE GOES OUT TO EAT WITH FAMILY IN DEC AND REMEMBERS ITS A GREAT COMPANY AND BUYS MORE CAKE SHARES!) If you want to can buy 1 call option that expire on Dec 22 for $400. You Own the profit potential of 100 shares that expires in 3 weeks. OR - You can buy 7.9 shares of cheesecake factory shares for $400. If at any time in the next 3 weeks cheesecake factory goes above the strike price you can make some profit let's say CAKE gets to $52.75 - you COULD sell your 1 contract and make $100 profit. But if it never gets to $52.30 or higher in the next three weeks - on Dec 22 your contract expires - worthless. You have $00 On the other hand if you bought 7.9 shares and the price stays about even near $51.80 maybe up or down $0.30 or more but never hits your strike price. On Dec 22 you are still going to own 7.9 shares - and it will be worth between $390 to $405 or so. (PS I love cake. Recommend to buy shares and call options - not financial advice. Just do it everyone buys CAKE in Dec)

EmptyRiceBowl7

If I invest $750 into Grindr and put my money where my mouth is, is that hateful or supportive of the LGBTQ+ community? Cause that’s what I did. Clearly you don’t see the value in the rawdog premium. Over 11.73% of my net worth is invested in some of these stocks, 9.53% if you take out FBTC. Specifically, I have 2.18% in CAKE, 3.10% in ELF, 3.30% in [redacted], 2.22% in FBTC, and 0.93% in GRND. I plan to grow it to 15%. I’m going to double my GRND position. I’m still buying CAKE and HNST. Looking to add HIMS.

crazybutthole

You picked a bad time to buy. You should have bought CAKE (YEAH. I meant the cheesecake factory)

GObinko

This fruitcake.is holding CAKE. Fruitcake.confirmed.

Tadikif

I found cake in my pension fund, CALLS on CAKE

Tadikif

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CAKE NEXT TIME MY NAME WTF! anyways..bers are fukd

fleshlight6996

Short CAKE because of Kennedy and his tapeworm sidekick?

fleshlight6996

Short CAKE because of Kennedy and his tapeworm sidekick?

xMyDixieWreckedx

Wait until OP learns about $CAKE.

whatzeppelin

How you feel about CAKE?

kerrykingzgo-T

 HAPPY CAKE DAY

foilhat44

$CAKE and $CUE calls

AlfrescoDog

🐮 PM (+2.22%); 🐻 MMM (+2.05%, still riding down); didn't jump on GPC; 🐻 CAKE (+2.15%, but I entered and exited late); missed my entry on LOGI; 🐮 KMB (+0.37%, I got shaken out when she faded, and didn't re-enter); 🐮 IRTC (+3.96%, still holding); 🐻 MLI (-0.16%, she juked on me, and I was busy on the other plays, so I missed her bullish reversal).

AlfrescoDog

🎰 I'm hunting PM, MMM, GPC. And second priority, CAKE, LOGI, KMB, IRTC, and MLI. Both sides.

way2lazy4u

Let them eat CAKE

way2lazy4u

Buy CAKE before earnings.

way2lazy4u

CAKE before earnings.

Equivalent-Injury-78

CAKE

diamanthaende

The ticker is CAKE. No, really....

trainwreck001

MY BISHES GETTING WET WATCHING THIS CAKE ROLL IN. 

SkimmyMilk937

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IRunFast24

Selling out of my GOOGL and MSFT positions so I can load up on small caps like WSM and CAKE because candles and cheesecake are the future.

lancevancelives

Hmm, time to buy CAKE & TXRH? 

Name-Initial

Energy looking spicy. AI and tech energy demands are massive and growing, fossil fuels are untenable, renewables arent ready for mass implementation, get on the uranium train before its too late. Demand is already outpacing supply, the gap is projected to widen through the next decade, the worlds largest producer is missing targets and will have to buy on the spot market, price can only go up. RETIRE ON SWEET SWEET YELLOW CAKE WOTH ME. Currently 20% of my IRA, see you on my yacht mferz

believabletruths

Restaurant stocks got killed today BLMN, RRGB, WEN, CAKE all seem interesting Tech really beat up eyes on MDB(huge afterhours buys), SNOW

HanzDiamond

gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme GIMME THAT CAKE

delighted

CAKE is having a moment. Taking some off the top. May turn it into a shrimp jambalaya.

JoePikesbro

The Cheesecake Factory is a banger CAKE

Alexhope25

HAPPY CAKE DAY OP <3 u/Sensitive-Lemon8408

BigGuyjaa

Good earnings for CAKE yesterday any fellow owners?

Ambitious-Yoghurt526

she got that CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

delighted

CAKE board of directors voting to absolve themselves of any legal liability from running the company pursuant to Delaware law.... the bastards...

Miso-7

Bro. Your name has “CAKE” in it.

TOONADOO

SNDL will take the CAKE big time this week!

24Amadeus

still not scared SPY THIS SHIT IS A CAKE WALK

zhy-rr

!p CAKE

zhy-rr

I hope some $CUK puts a $BBC in my $CAKE

zhy-rr

or $CAKE

zhy-rr

calls on BB, puts on PP, investing 5% of my paycheck into CAKE

crypto502

mine was CAKE

Katieblahblahbloo

HAPPY CAKE DAY 

alphanumericsprawl

Leverage is the devil's work. I borrowed some money to buy a shitcoin called CAKE, CAKE went down 90%, the assets backing my loan went down 75% and I got liquidated at the bottom for like 10 ETH plus some debt I still haven't paid back. DO NOT use leverage. The first time I did it, I closed off the loan in the green and was like 'huh this isn't so hard'. Overall I made loads of money buying and holding crypto but I would've made so much more without borrowing.

delighted

Celebrating my CAKE gains with jambalaya and basque cheesecake

delighted

CAKE and lots of the real economy stocks are up Mere rebalancing

schbloimps

Yeah man, I know all about it, been trading since 2019. Made 4k to 80k in a couple months via diagonal spreads on MARA. Pretty much lost all the gains. It's been a long road. Dig your username if it's related to the CAKE song. I'm a big fan of them :)

jusjones314

I called CAKE about a week ago...