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Everything You Need to Know About RDDT Earnings Today
Unusual options activity analysis: massive institutional call volume clustering in crypto surrogates
The algos are loading the boat on crypto derivatives while everyone else is crying about their worthless MU calls. IBIT July 31 $39.50s. 🚀
COIN -50% down. I dont feel so good mr stark
Is buying FIAT regarded? A weekly derivative based on shorting COIN.
COIN dropped 50% in revenue across two quarters in 2022 and the same concentration risk is still there
Cerebras's $5.55B IPO opens the floodgates. SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic could all go public this year.
When I asked my agent to analyze blockchains with the same protocol as finding our turnarounds😂😂😂
From $50K to $1 Million Trading Shares (No Options)
Not too sure if memecoin questions belong in this Subreddit, but...
Boughts puts for $COIN earnings May 7. My thesis is that it should suffer the same fate as $HOOD few weeks ago because of declining crypto revenue.
What do we think about Coinbase ($COIN) laying off 14% of their workforce right before earnings?
What do we think about Coinbase ($COIN) laying off 14% of their workforce right before earnings?
USDC economics are locked in a battle over the Clarity Act. Circle might not be the obvious winner.
Circle (CRCL) might not be the best way to profit from stablecoins. This is why.
$100k shorting COIN on boring 2x Inverse Leverage 🤪
some of my current bullish positions. lets see how it plays out.
Highly specialised payoffs using options and a treasury bond
Highly specialised payoffs using options and a treasury bond
$COIN calls — the infrastructure play that wins regardless of which coin pumps
Breaking tokenization stocks into roles made everything clearer
I started with DVLT and ended up building a full 10-name tokenization watchlist
I started with DVLT and somehow ended up tracking 10 names instead of 1
I found this theme through one small cap, but the bigger names were the real surprise
What are your thoughts on CRCL at this price? (~$89)
Short portfolio analysis with positions
Relief rally or real recovery? riding coinbase’s volatility through stock futures
COIN is going down even if they beat earnings today…how im gonna make a bag
COIN is trading down even if they beat tomorrow’s earnings
Coinbase Longterm Outlook: Are They the “in” Crowd?
Could there be an rally in crypto stocks like 2024
MonthPulse Tactical: Neutral/Volatile Setups for Jan 2026 [NA Market]
Bitcoin related stocks loss(MSTR, MARA, RIOT, COIN, CRCL, BMNR), I have lost all hope...
Beyond the GPU: Indium Phosphide, Plug-Ready Gigawatts, and the 2026 AI Bottleneck.
Thinking of buying COIN in ‘26 why would this not make sense?
Bought Coinbase ($COIN) in January 2023 - Holding, Trimming, or Exiting ???
Tech Voices: Nvidia's H200 chips, Coinbase eyes prediction markets
Bot called 5 moves today, all winners. Avg R/R ~ 12, Avg % Gain: 2.86 - All intraday calls. Proof.
LEAP Options Jan 2027 Exp. Down over -50% from ATH (Need Advice)
Why invest in MSTR / COIN rather than just straight BTC?
COIN Coinbase Interest Dropping over Time on Google Trends
$HOOD & $COIN: Warning or Opportunity? Robinhood’s Issues vs Coinbase’s ...
Picked a really good time to enter the workforce
life changing coin HIFI COIN ' Buru mdai yyai
$WLFI-My almost 525% profit from $DVLT is in $WLFI with the panic sell..$WLFI IS THE COIN BACKED BY TRUMP
🚀 #GLXY is Primed for Liftoff: Just Loaded Up on 2x Leveraged #GLGG After Today's Massive News – Bullish Overdrive! 🚀
$GEMI - Squeezable IPO in the Crypto space
Nuked my Roth, then brought it back from the dead
Comparison of $TSLA and $COIN charts before monster rally to a New ATH…
$COIN will replace commercial & investment banking
📉📈 Options Plays – Looking for Feedback (Puts & Calls). Wendy's won't let me work any more shifts.
Last week I doubled my money on $HOOD, and this week the stock is....
How do I truly get over missing all the growth plays?
Where do you go from here after your returns are anomalies and not repeatable?
COIN, RDDT or HOOD. Best 5 year play?
Mentions
Alright, bought some COIN. Only green dildos ahead.
IM sorry Brian touched you in the no no place. I am targeting 100$/share on them by next ER if you want some revenge trade. Although sounds like you heavy in crypto so probably more of a hedge lol because the thesis is crypto keeps getting fucked, and COIN keeps pulling in less revenue on it. Their interest based revenue is meh. Although higher rates will give them suprise side as they essentially collect interest on cash hoards. Don't know why investors tolerate that.
Peep what COIN did to me [https://www.reddit.com/r/Coinbase/comments/1vknp0c/liquidate\_everything\_and\_leave\_the\_platform\_now/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Coinbase/comments/1vknp0c/liquidate_everything_and_leave_the_platform_now/)
COIN is fucking me [https://www.reddit.com/r/Coinbase/comments/1vknp0c/liquidate\_everything\_and\_leave\_the\_platform\_now/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Coinbase/comments/1vknp0c/liquidate_everything_and_leave_the_platform_now/)
COIN mass freezing accounts to please NYFS.
Anyone think COIN is a buy? Curious lately on it due to vulnerability issues some crypto holders have been having recently. Sentiment seems to be swaying for Coinbase and their security compared to the self-custody route that's been promoted over the years.
COIN is just one giant daily pump and dump fraud
Took a look at some COIN puts one time
How many of y'all are significantly down on TRMP COIN?
COIN face ripper tomorrow
How are COIN and MSTR still alive
In my case, Ive been waiting all year for COIN to recover, but it's just not doing anything.
my man is writing this from OpenAI SF hq lol 2 things my fellow degenerate. 1. cost of token go down as time goes right now you use 1000 usd of claude code and pay only 20 bucks 2. open source is the key and China knows it Kimi and DeepSeek are seducing dev from around the world including America COIN CEO said it is easier to plug in Chinese AI and let it work on American soil than use these expensive tokens all the time. 3. Every other company is sticking the AI sticker alike dot com pet dot com is now new shoe company turned into compute company. 4. You only need a limited amount of compute as not all can pay for it and its darn expensive to run DC around the world specially with all the legislation being passed against them in DC and CAL.
Either COIN found its bottom or is ready to make a move down to 115 end of year. Place your bets.
Bag 7: AMD SNDK BBAI COIN MSTR TTD UWMC
Just need COIN to pump to 300
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I love sofi, they're my bank and the student loan refinance plan is great. I would love to buy some stocks if Micron can just NOT BE FUCKING A RETARED MEME COIN
Oh thank god COIN isn’t in there! lol!
I sold my COIN dogshit stock for Reddit.
COIN has literally nothing going for it and it’s…recovering?
I’m catching the knife on COIN and HOOD too
Jesus, COIN looks fucked.
COIN stock should be trading below $100.. other than BTC, only a very small subset of Retail trades crypto.
It was SO satisfying to see my COIN short FINALLY print. I have been sitting on it for weeks watching it hit its head on the 50 day SMA. I feel almost vindicated for staying long on AAPL through earnings 😆
After bull crap earning last night by COIN, it's rising in pre market. What the fuck is going on
Who competes with COIN, HOOD?
I remember kicking myself for selling COIN in the mid-low 200s when it hit the 300s. It's almost where I bought it now.
Market rotation into bluechip stocks like $CVNA +4.8%, $COIN +4.6%, $RGTI +6.5% and $MSTR +6.6%
Gold bars maybe more illiquid but not by much, if you’re buying your countries local bullion coin. In the U.S., you can usually sell gold buffalos or gold eagles for spot or possibly even 1% -2% over at any reputable COIN DEALER, if you’re selling at a pawn shop or one of those gold guys places you’re getting hosed.
Meanwhile every earnings i hold shitty COIN it goes down more. Sigh
Net smart money composite 18.73, 13F net positioning 41.65, FINRA short volume ratio 0.4993, Congress net sell $8,000, median 30 day move after signals negative 12.9 percent. The filings show a modest positive smart money score and a net long stance from nine reporting funds in the latest quarter. Short volume is essentially balanced and congressional activity is limited to a small sell. Historical data suggests that similar signals have preceded a negative 30 day performance on average. Full breakdown: [kresmion.com/research/COIN](http://kresmion.com/research/COIN)
Yeah, I highlighted in my first post about this that the large flows were hitting at the ask and that I was as seeing similar orders hitting the tape for COIN
Anyone looking at COIN here on Monday? Chart looks like it may be forming an inverse head and shoulders.
COIN at IV rank 88 with a score like that usually means the market's already pricing something in, so buying those calls isn't as clean a directional bet as it looks. The ATM put blocks alongside the OTM calls is more consistent with a structured vol play than someone just yolo-ing crypto upside. Whoever's behind this probably doesn't care which way it moves, they're positioned for the move itself. Worth keeping in mind before reading it as a bullish signal.
When COIN pootz? A new low can form, I want to believe
So many stocks are below ipo, like COIN, but cause Elon bad (upvotes to the left btw) you guys can’t stop talking about SPCX
COIN is a predatory POS that I hope is a penny stock in 10 years
My thesis is as follows: **•** Rothera prediction markets: $500M ARR **•** Post-World Cup volume holding strong **•** Robinhood Chain infrastructure play emerging **•** Q2 earnings beat likely incoming **•** Trump Clarity Act regulatory tailwinds **•** Platform assets up 48% YoY **•** Multi-revenue company, not brokerage-only **•** Vertical integration = margin expansion **•** World Cup Final peak July 12 **•** Decoupled from Bitcoin volatility now (look at COIN for comparison, half the MC)
I have the same situation on COIN
What's going on with COIN?
Can you buy a bunch of COIN next and help me escape this hell
COIN: down .09% My COIN $141 7/17 puts: down 27% today
At least you don't own COIN like I do!
With all this AI tech we need an internet powered currency. Sometime of COIN that is made of BITs… hmmm… does anything like that exist?
more stocks to buy tomorrow final edition of the night BKR CRM DPC COIN ZETA QNT SOLS
I told you clowns 🌽 was going to have a bear market rally in July. COIN and IBIT and other proxies have all been printing while you keep chasing boomer memory companies. Dump the 🌽 proxies by mid July and enjoy free money.
Stopped using AI and just using corn now From tokenmaxxing to COIN maxxing!!!
Nah brother you gotta understand by now $WEN and tons of other things get pumped and dumped by bot farms on here lol. Happens in crypto subs all the time with random altcoins. It looks exactly like the Wendy's spam too, the same comments from bot accounts with heavy usage of emojis with the same cookie cutter chatGPT slop sentences and AI image spam. Of course there's "demand" for a easy money printing stock/coin bro, it's really easy to sell to people lol. People are desperate to make an easy dollar. You just can't blame the folks that are tired of seeing that stuff, it gets old fast when the same group of desperate "traders" come along so often talking about how "THIS STOCK/COIN IS GUARANTEED 100X ITS GONNA SHORT SQUEEZE BRO PLEASE BRO PLEASE JUST READ MY DD" I miss pre-GME stock forums on reddit. It wasn't like this, but ever since then people have realized that Reddit is a place where you can get easy liquidity by crafting a narrative and it has NOT been the same ever since. It's straight buns now, everyones just trying to sell you their bags.
Currently: HOOD COIN NVDA Past 2 years: META AMD GOOGL AMZN MSFT APPL NVDA 🐐
Can you guys do this to COIN next
USDT from the crypto space gets abadonned due to missing mica compilance for europe and it looks USDC will be used instead. This is good for Circle and coinbase, I just bought some perp futures on COIN and CIRCLE
I sold COIN for a loss and rolled my money into SNDK and loaded up on MU
I told you clowns 🌽 was headed for a bear market rally in July. Same with IGV. Long calls IBIT COIN MSTR BMNR. And then get tf out by July 17
COIN back over 160 eow fo sho
and very little COIN
I was actually considering COIN 300 2028 calls… this single-handedly changes the trajectory
Remember COIN when it IPO’d. Goodnight
😂 She definitely isn't afraid to average down. Whether it's conviction or stubbornness probably depends on where COIN is trading a year from now.
Cathie Wood just doubled down on Coinbase, buying another $11.5 million worth of shares after the stock dropped more than 34% this year. Ark has now accumulated nearly 220,000 COIN shares in June alone, signaling Wood still believes the sell-off is temporary. She continues to predict Bitcoin could hit $1.25 million within five years, while Coinbase expands into tokenized stocks, AI investing tools, and options trading. Wall Street analysts remain bullish, with price targets as high as $270. Is Cathie buying the dip before the next crypto rally, or catching another falling knife? What are your thoughts on COIN?
COIN at $400, CELH at $93. At this point it’s amusing to look at the stocks’ charts on my brokerage app, straight cliff after the little green Buy icons. I wish I could set them to clown emojis
MSTR Down 3%, COIN up 3% ……..
Damn COIN up $10 since open this fuck seriously knows I have puts wtf
Japan to beat Sweden (loss) USA to beat Turkey (loss) All good my COIN puts should print COIN up 5%
Anyone else bearish AF on COIN?
Since I bought COIN puts yesterday and its up 5%, did I just call the bottom? Lmfao
What will it take to get a 2-3 big fat red dildos for COIN
COIN calls lmfao what a fucking shit show
Sold my IBM calls at the low this week, then bought COIN puts yesterday and IBM at its high and COIN soaring today while tweets of inane outflows of bitcoin are hitting my feed … 🤮
btc is going down but ofcourse COIN needs to climb
$NBIS Aug2026 $200 puts (get further out if you can afford) $COIN Jan 2027 $300 Calls (get further out if you can afford) $RDDT june 2027 $200 Calls
lol I’m scrolling through your posts now. Run me through the your thought process on COIN/NBiS positions if you don’t mind? I too have been waiting for SBSW leaps. Probably end up grabbing Jan 27 10 and 28 12s
$COIN $300 2027 leaps
Bitty and COIN straight DOWN LMFAO
Some Gen Z told me to buy crypto and now my TRUMP COIN is down 96%.
COIN? For mass liquidation fees? One giant dividend and then bankruptcy?
Yo imma gonna make a call: Open gheyi and anthropic ipos are gonna cause massive long term bagholders. These stocks are gonna get massively dumped immediately after ipo... "Coinbase Stock (COIN) Plunges 4% After Anthropic Pre-IPO Futures Implode on Debut Shares of Coinbase , the largest cryptocurrency exchange in the U.S., have fallen sharply after it launched a pre-IPO perpetual futures contract tied to , the creator of Claude AI. The stock decline came in response to the crash in the futures contracts, which began bleeding just a few hours after their trading debut."
Buttcorn cheese is hurting my COIN
Ah yea, quality names like MSFT, GOOGL, AMZN dumped while crap names like HOOD and COIN rally
I wanted a red dildo on COIN, instead of just went parabolic in another direction, fml
Imagine when Cathy wood have sex and she yell is buy COIN
DELL & INTC were mine Held Intel and DELL SO long, they were starting to mold and rot. Who knew Trump would dump our tax dollars into such a stale companies ... not being MAGA, I wasnt thinking backwards. promised Id dump COIN at $400 ... and glad I did. Im just a gambler tho, have no idea what im doing