HARD

Green_Flatworm_2959

I wasted a year on TOS IT IS HARD TO LEARN ESP if you have add! Way too many things to learn! Someone needs to come up with some form of structured learning in some order this is serious sheeit

jerome-yellen

Shit about to hit the fan HARD

JacoPoopstorius

The economy’s hole is about to get Jackson’d HARD

Eastern-Joke-7537

Start a book burning of “Art Of The Deal”. Then I will have the last one. In HARD COVER.

Locke_____Lamora

IDK how many of you need too hear this but DO NOT TRADE 0DTE TODAY WE ARE GOING TO BE COMPLETELY FLAT ALL DAY INTO PPI TOMORROW. DON'T GIVE MMs YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY.

Dude_HaHa

Cucks trying HARD to pump. Limp dick clowns 🤡

OkAlternative7705

Same, I am fucked in ANOS HARD

Ok_Persimmon9849

The market does care about oil, Bessy just been doing any and everything he can to short it. The MOMENT that it breaks through USO gonna pass 200 and this whole ship gonna come crashing down HARD. Probably this week!

Soggy-Summer3659

CoPilot is essentially OpenClaw but existing in every single business with M365 and it will only get better. My company, who has been very slow to adopt AI is pushing HARD for us to use all kinds of agents in all kinds of usecases with CoPilot. Connected to your enterprise backend, you can find niche documentation that helps you solve any problem and people will continue feeding it new documentation for random problems that would otherwise require you to go on a hunt for someone that knows how to solve it or spend hours figuring it out yourself.

Informal_Weekend9503

You get over by learning from it. I don't think anyone can become successful at INVESTING (keyword) until they learn, the HARD WAY, like you, and most of us, that the gambling aspect of the market is not the way to go. Options and daytrading are gambling. Become an investor. You will make back your money. You just have to wait a few years, HOLD during corrections, and try to buy during them, too. Yes, I agree that day and swing trading is also fun and exciting, so I do it SOMETIMES and with just a few stocks that I've followed for years and understand very well how they trade. That vast majority of my portfolios are LONG positions. That is how I own shares of NVDA at $19, for example. You buy good companies, they go up, their stock splits, you take some profits here and there. That's the way and you stick to it. No excuses.

zxc123zxc123

Tiktok has brain rotted kids these days. They stupidly think they can just GAMBLE their way to millions with a few trades over weeks when everyone knows it take MONTHS OF HARD BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS **GRINDING** to get to a million. The long bull rally has rotted the minds of a generation.

Beginning_Juice_4296

i'm down 40k this week. could've been 30k but i paperhanded a mag7. it's all good i'm still up 37% YTD. WE FINNA GO HARD NEXT WEEK CUZ I AIN'T PLAYING!! WE ENDING THE YEAR 45%+ GUARANTEED

choppadonmiss

I pretty much always lined my team up at the door, used the battering ram, throw in a flash then move in to clear out a room. Also mentally prepare yourself for the post office mission cuz that one is HARD.

daddysgirl794

"US jobs added almost tripled expectations, sending rate hike odds soaring." THEY COOKED THEM TOO HARD THIS TIME

Overall_Art_8719

Then stop! You're gonna lose your ass HARD on options.

Star_Lord924

FFS can AVGO and SNOW pop off HARD today and each do like +15% after earnings? PLEASE

GiraffeBaron

My buddy who was heavy into 🌽 was dickriding Mango HARD during the last elections Since then he moved to NYC and is now dickriding Mamdani because he made all these promises When I called out he used to suck off Mango, he got really defensive and butthurt, wrote essays on group chat to defend himself it's actually genuinely sad lol

Diguojigood

There is not going to be a taco today or this week. Market will pull back hard. Taco will buy the dip. It will rally afterwards. But first it will pull back HARD.

Conscious_Bit_3656

Damn, market makers/algos trapped bulls HARD Now they will get theta drained for the rest of the day. dman

Syllabub_Visual

Making money is easy. There’s so much flowing around in the world. The HARD part is managing to not gamble away every last cent. Building a great company or ascending to the top of the corporate ladder is the easy part, but how anyone can have the discipline to not throw it all into options is beyond me. I guess managing not to live a life of luxury is hard to because you’ll want DoorDash and first class tickets, not cattle class and store bought spoiled bread. YET on Reddit so many young people working standard professional careers who are able to save with discipline. I’m flabbergasted… That’s to say it’s much easier to make a million dollars in a year than to have a million dollars (can make that relatively easily by having just 100 mom and pop businesses paying you for technical advice). Make it in a year and half goes to taxes, spend 3/4 on lifestyle, and then you have 1/8 left and if you don’t gamble it would take 8 YEARS to save a million dollars (enough time that the world has changed at least 8 different times). Currently making a lot more than that with my startup and next year feel I could do 5m, but I’ll tell you when I have a million dollars saved which just doesn’t seem to be happening. Look I wish I had that much saved but I don’t have anything because I have a gambling problem.

Steak_Itchy

The end of month Manipulation is just so blatant its disgusting. Tomorrow's going to dump HARD.

tzuica_de_mar

THIS MARKET CANNOT FALL, WHY IS IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND??? GET WITH THE PROGRAM :shrek: :shrek: :shrek: :shrek: :shrek: :shrek: :shrek:

TopDog_Investor

Choppy ass market FUCK ME HARD

mrbigshort

This about to go DOWN HARD sell NOW

Beginning_Juice_4296

Stock market FINNA GET THIS WORK THIS WEEK. WE GOING HARD!!

apfejes

Hah - I'm one of those founders, going head to head with all of the AI companies trying to solve drug design issues with LLMs. Let me tell you, it's not easy to be the company that's bet it all against AI. That is despite the fact that we've now got a product, we're just beginning commercialization, and are clearly outperforming the competition on every front... and yet investors are INCREDIBLY hesitant about putting money behind what we're doing. So, to answer your question: It's HARD AF to swim upstream all the time. It's hard to have a solid conviction on an idea that runs against what everyone else is doing. It's hard to actually be right in that conviction, and then it's hard to demonstrate that you're right. It takes resources and a lot of industry buy in, which is hard to get when you're on a shoestring budget. Even when you've done all of that, investors still aren't lining up to stand behind you. We have a lot of great angel investors, so far, but now I need VC money... where do you think they're putting their money? Do I blame other founders for following where the money is? Hell no. They may be wrong, but they're not fighting the uphill battle that I'm fighting. As I tell my team, we're playing this game on hard mode.

ElectTrump2028

A safer bet is SGOV. Will pretty much cover just the cost of Gold. Yea, you can do CHPY, but look at other Yieldmax funds, they can tank HARD. MSTY was a golden goose for awhile but then went straight to trash.

Syllabub_Visual

Making money is easy. There’s so much flowing around in the world. The HARD part is managing to not gamble away every last cent. Building a great company or ascending to the top of the corporate ladder is the easy part, but how anyone can have the discipline to not throw it all into options is beyond me. I guess managing not to live a life of luxury is hard to because you’ll want DoorDash and first class tickets, not cattle class and store bought spoiled bread. YET on Reddit so many young people working standard professional careers who are able to save with discipline. I’m flabbergasted…

No_Bedroom5307

Exactly. If it crashes, ya may as well hold on. But it’s gonna crash HARD when it does. The whole economy will. Globally. And prior to this the logic on “hold on it will recover” is pretty sound but the gov is more in debt than ever and ppl don’t want to lend at thesr rates. And the gov is already bailing out the economy by suppressing rates. They can only do so much. They’ll likely bail out ai. But.. only if and when they can. Meanwhile real ppl have to weather a 70% drop down or more…potential bankruptcy without blinking… or having to free their families or pay their debts. Hmm

hb2xdr

YIELDS DROPPING HARD SPY 780 eod

Big-Safe3031

Imma need a HARD NVDA reversal in about 6 minutes.

Burrow-Owl

I'm fkn HARD bro. what u talking bout?

Cirilo_Albino

you know the rules of this sub, if is good to screenshot, that means you should sell right now because it will dump HARD.

astromouse2024

Bers got pushed back HARD by the bol offensive line in nvda territory

EnginrA

Damn those OKTA 170c’s printed HARD

Valkorion335786

That red SPY candle was erased HARD lmao

OptimalEnthusiasm

My dick is hard! NUMBERS have made my dick HARD!

FFXIV_Yunarin

Hey, hey. Yes you, NVDA. Please stay up. Get up. Go up. GET HARD! Wait no... Go hard!

h4v3anic3d4y

Ah yeah....and the markets crashed HARD, proving the manic Bury- bear in the picture right.... to the tune of how many billion dollars?

Zoltan1251

Like comment above me says. Wealth tax would hit stock market HARD. I think its much better to go for corporations and close tax loopholes. You offshore tax burden? You get fined like crazy. Companies have billions to burn, so they have money to pay taxes properly.

FuckleUp

Ask GPT to show me the ticker for dicks… it thought HARD

SpiderWil

lol look at all the semi and memory stock, they're all discounted. Look at June-July most tech stocks crashed 20-40% HARD

tradezboi

Bitcoin going to dump HARD

TopDog_Investor

Another gay day in the market FUK ME HARD

guy_cloutier

Death cross so it's gonna tank HARD.

Significant_Speed854

MM really love selling HARD overnight

Outside_Ad4446

Really he couldnt say the N word with the HARD R once...

neillson01

This will dump SO HARD on Bessent speech

Villi187

Like i said the way it sells off HARD at bell Has it -5% like its -5% but really -15% waiting at bell LMAO

bam2350

The replies meant unsubscribing? Don't bury your head in the sand because they don't all agree with you. Buffett's advice is correct -- for many/most low fee index funds are the best option. Beating the market, consistently and long-term, is HARD. One approach that does get talked about repeatedly here is to devote a solid portion of your portfolio to the index funds, and then use the other portion for your personal picks. One of the nine tickers you posted in the original post is a fund - that German thing. Why then give the side eye to us (you lot prefer ETFs...)? Checking and screening everyday sounds like trading not long-term investing to me. I'm also unclear if you've been doing this for four years, one year, or three months. What is the time frame on your fundamentals based system? Don't forget you're also using what you "heard" and "believe" in your decision making -- nothing wrong with that but it isn't just mechanical based on the metrics and fundamentals. I once followed the Memorial day play (a bump for summer influenced stocks) as outlined by Cramer. I used a stock I was comfortable with given my normal metrics -- V. It worked; on a annual percentage basis it worked well. I used about 9K and returned almost 3 hundred in short term capital gains over the period a about a week. If I could have done that every week with a larger initial investment, it could have amounted to a salary. However, I learned that the stress wasn't worth it for me; I couldn't stomach the risk of loss. There is also the very real question of "IF" I could generate that kind of return every week. So, I don't think you should sneer at folks when you've successfully trailed the market for 4 years, but beaten it for one year and had a really good past month.

OneJellyfish5980

I'm going HARD this week (opened a Roth IRA and buying the fuck out of VOO dips) FUCK OPTIONS

RedPlumpTomato

My AI Slop Analysis: **HARD AVOID** — a serial-pivot disaster that torched $74 million on Dogecoin while literally losing track of 70 million of the coins on its own books, and now needs you to trust a first-time CEO with zero personal skin in the game to execute a $500 million data center commitment for one of the most serious AI chip companies on Earth. The company that renames itself Zone Frontier Inc. on August 31 has run through three completely different business identities in under three years. It started as a blank-check shell with no operations, then became CleanCore: mop buckets and aqueous ozone cleaning products generating $2.07 million in trailing revenue while that revenue declined 2.5% year-over-year. Then in 2025, management decided to acquire approximately seven hundred million Dogecoin. Then Dogecoin cratered, and now the same team is pitching itself as an AI data center operator. The August 31 rebrand is already in every headline, already priced into the stock, and not a catalyst worth a dollar of positioning — it's just the bullshit promotional rebranding you'd expect from a company that needs retail to forget about the mop imagery when they read the AI press releases. Here is the one genuinely real piece of this story. On July 29, 2026, ZONE entered a majority-owned joint venture to build and operate a 55-megawatt data center in Minnesota, and the anchor tenant is Cerebras Systems — the real fucking thing. Cerebras IPO'd on May 14, 2026 at $185 per share, opened its first trading day at $350, touched an intraday high of $385, and closed that first day at $311.07. It currently trades at a $49.85 billion market cap with $510 million in revenue growing 76% year-over-year, making wafer-scale AI accelerator chips that real enterprise customers actually want. The colocation agreement is a ten-year deal valued at $800 million — roughly $80 million per year — with two additional ten-year renewal options behind it. The data center is 100% pre-leased to Tier 3 standards, already has 20 megawatts energized and supporting live IT load, and full capacity is expected in Q1 2027. ZONE holds 79% of the joint venture. The bull case on paper is not crazy against an $81 million market cap, and it is also not a near-term catalyst — there is nothing between today and Q1 2027 that moves the story. Pure execution risk from here. The Dogecoin chapter is the management credibility story, and it is not a flattering one. By September 30, 2025, they held 703.6 million DOGE at a carrying fair value of $163.9 million and were celebrating unrealized gains. When the coin fell they eventually sold 463 million DOGE for $33.4 million in proceeds against a cost basis of approximately $108 million — a confirmed real-money loss of roughly $74 million. But the shit that should genuinely alarm you is the accounting failure: their Audit Committee disclosed in May 2026 that quarterly filings needed to be restated because someone failed to record a non-cash transfer of 70 million Dogecoins in the accounting system. The internal reconciliation was run against the company's own spreadsheet without ever verifying against the actual wallet balances. Digital assets overstated, losses understated, material weakness in internal controls now on the permanent SEC record. This is a coin with a publicly quoted price you can check on your phone. A team that can't reconcile that to a wallet is not a team you trust to deliver 20-megawatt power blocks to a $49 billion counterparty. The dilution has been absolutely merciless and isn't done fucking with you yet. ZONE had 11.8 million shares outstanding as of June 2025. Today there are 502 million — a 4,142% increase in fourteen months. The August offering priced at $0.25 per share, netting approximately $92 million after the 8% placement agent fee. The stock now sits at $0.1613, which is 35% below the offering price less than two weeks post-close. On top of everything already issued, the offering also included 400 million Investor Warrants at $0.25 — if those are ever exercised, share count goes from 502 million to 902 million, an additional 80% dilution from the current base. That overhang caps any recovery toward $0.25. The capital math is where this shit falls completely apart. ZONE has committed up to $500 million to the Monarch/Cerebras JV plus up to $100 million over nine months to a separate HST Technologies JV — $600 million in total obligations against $92 million net raised. The 90-day issuance lockout expires around November 10, and management will be back at the dilution well before Q1 2027. The new CEO Tyler Hassen took the role in late July 2026 and this is his first public company role on record. He has zero fucking personal capital in the stock. The only open-market insider buy is $5,595 from one director nearly nine months ago. The 10% holder sold $281,000 worth into the September 2025 pump at $3 to $3.60. The people with the clearest view of this company sold when they could. The Cerebras deal being real is necessary but nowhere near sufficient. **HARD AVOID.**

RedPlumpTomato

My AI Slop Analysis (though i may still buy, ugh ) **RR -- Richtech Robotics** HARD AVOID. Richtech Robotics runs one of the cleaner-looking dilution traps on the board -- $340 million in cash sitting inside a $381 million market cap, which looks like you're buying the entire Las Vegas robot business for a bag of fucking peanuts. What the math conceals is a company that nearly 2.4x'd its share count in under two years, fabricated a Microsoft "partnership" to sell $38.7 million in fresh stock into the resulting pump, watched Microsoft publicly call the whole story bullshit, restated every financial statement it ever filed, and is running a $30.7 million operating loss over nine months on $3.9 million in revenue. The cash is verified -- the 10-Q filed August 19, 2026 shows $302 million in cash equivalents plus $38 million in short-term investments, $340 million total. At $1.70 a share with 224 million shares outstanding, the market cap is $381 million, meaning the "business" above the cash costs about $41 million, or $0.19 above the $1.51 in cash per share. That feels like a discount until you realize the cash wasn't earned -- it was squeezed from shareholders through a Standby Equity Purchase Agreement with Yorkville Advisors, ATM offerings, and warrant exercises. The share count went from 93.7 million in September 2024 to 224.4 million as of June 30, 2026: a 2.39x explosion in under two years with no business growth behind it. The Yorkville facility is still active, and they will fucking keep drawing on it every time the stock moves. The Microsoft episode is the chapter that defines this management team. On January 27, 2026, Richtech announced a "hands-on collaboration" with Microsoft to "jointly develop and deploy" agentic AI in their robots. The stock ripped 30%. The next day, management announced a dilutive private placement of 8.5 million shares raising $38.7 million at the elevated price. The day after that, Hunterbrook Media published Microsoft's actual response: no commercial element, standard customer program, the kind of engagement any company can access with a credit card. The stock cratered 20%-plus and four law firms -- Robbins LLP, Levi & Korsinsky, Kirby McInerney, DiCello Levitt -- filed securities fraud class actions alleging management misrepresented the Microsoft relationship to pump the stock into a dilutive placement. That is the factual sequence, in order, on those dates. If that doesn't piss you off, start paying attention. The auditor change then peeled the whole thing open. New auditors CBIZ CPAs found errors in warrant liability accounting, the Yorkville SEPA treatment, and restricted stock award accounting from December 2025. An 8-K on June 12, 2026 declared every audited financial statement the company ever published unreliable and subject to restatement -- all of fiscal 2024, all of fiscal 2025, every quarterly period through December 2025. The accounting was so thoroughly screwed that Richtech missed Nasdaq filing deadlines and received a formal delisting notice on May 22, 2026, with a November 16 compliance deadline. A company restating two full years of books while contesting a delisting notice does not deserve the benefit of the doubt on anything else. Insiders complete the picture. Officer Phil Zheng sold 254,787 shares at $2.53 to $5.11, banking close to a million dollars on the way down. Officer Matthew Casella dumped 72,500 shares in February 2026 at $2.68 to $2.99, collecting roughly $209,000. The one "buy" on record is a code-P filing by Zheng at $0.00 per share -- a vesting grant, zero personal cash committed. CEO Wayne Huang has not made one open-market purchase at any price. The people closest to the books are selling. That is a shitty signal. The business is the underlying problem. Nine months of revenue: $3.9 million. Nine months of operating losses: $30.7 million -- roughly 8-to-1 burn-to-revenue. Gross margins have collapsed from 65.2% in the prior fiscal year to 37.9% in the latest nine months, as a shift to leasing defers revenue while front-loading costs. G&A alone ran $15.5 million over nine months, plus a $9.5 million impairment charge and roughly $12 million annualized in stock compensation. The NVIDIA angle is real in the narrow sense that their DEX humanoid robot uses NVIDIA hardware, but it is a customer-vendor relationship -- and after January 2026, every "collaboration" announcement from Richtech deserves deep skepticism. There are no near-term dated catalysts. The SoundHound letter of intent is non-binding. Trade show appearances are marketing. The retail crowd's squeeze thesis rests on 26% short interest and a 6.8-day short ratio, both real, but the shorts may simply be right: every rally is a new window for management to issue more shares, and nothing in the SEPA structure prevents them from running the January 2026 playbook again on the next pump. There is not a single damn thing on the calendar that changes the equation. Hard pass. The cash floor makes total wipeout unlikely at $1.51 per share, but the floor keeps declining with every dilutive issuance, and four active litigation teams could settle against that pile. "Probably won't go to zero" is a shit reason to be long a company with live securities fraud lawsuits and a management team that cashes out every rally. If you already own it, the cash makes disaster unlikely but the exit deserves urgency.

Beatless7

Because when your foot is on fire, poisonous insects are secondary. The USA is tanking HARD.

Pitiful_Bedroom_6619

she could turn anyone HARD communist

bulrfuc

Lmao they need to sell HARD, daddy needs SPY at 420 or below.

Amitriptylinekoning

its gonna dump SO FRIGGIN HARD

Swimming-Dingo-9695

MRNA top buyers feeling that buyer's remorse HARD, LMAO

Heineken_500ml

Way too much short interest everywhere Shorts are going get clapped HARD

tortu995

If you are wrong and are short a high beta stock you will get squeezed HARD. And since trump can wave the white flag anytime index short is better risk/reward for me.

OkBeginning9576

dominoes value is HARD TO MATCH DAWG

Thebaxxxx

No one knows this but the secret to having a nice ass was to get it whooped HARD as a kid. Softens it up good and spurs growth

EquivalentMobile7883

I had already mentioned AAPL and NOK, but I’m also going to play BABAs earnings HARD on calls i think it’s fifty fifty, they could have stellar beats and guidance and I think the market it’s still jumpy about AI and china and it might still plummet lol

fire_alarmist

This thing is getting away from them, I think the market is about to dip HARD today and the bond yields just keep going up. They are trying so hard to print money and manipulate VIX futures/options and its STILL getting ready to dump. Yields going to be 10% soon with this level of printing and coping.

Jerikolol

ok WSB decide for me it hurts to think today: AVGO VMWare exploit buy the dip or it'll drift lower for week(s). Technically it's nto their fault legally, since the released a patch on 29th july... 5 days before the active exploit happened from customers who didnt patch. BUT, well VMWare was already so overpriced and anticonsumer... and in now addition having all ur data potentially hacked.. kinda uhm, ye, kinda godamn fucking bad. On the other hand, AVGO usually runs HARD into earnings, which are in 2 weeks, so a 'free dip' before a pump could be kinda nice. And AVGO is all about the semis/TPUs, no one cares about their software as long as WVMware doesn't go bankrupt.

neverturndownagain

PPI 8:30 Previous: 5.5%, Forecast: 4.9% IF PPI > 4.9% → MARKETS SELL OFF HARD IF PPI < 4.9% → MARKETS RALLY HARD IF PPI = 4.9% → EXPECT A MIXED REACTION In other words BERS R FUK

uncurious

I sold my sept calls at a 70% loss this am. And don’t regret it at all. It’s not recovering in the near future. Take a look at the 10am candle. That tells you the story of Google. Some large Institution(s) is targeting Google HARD. Every single upward swing in momentum is getting eaten up by large sell block orders. I’m not touching mag7/saas for a while. Shit is being targeted. My theory is leopold’s algorithm is up and running again. Short saas/mag7 to drive panic/sell. Driving us back into AI and memory. We’re seeing Leopold’s algorithm in action now.

mlopman84

Squeeze it yall. squeeze really HARD!!

AccomplishedDay2562

NBIS at 210 lol up 9% 30% short float good earnings and light cpi this thing could SQUEEZE HARD

Old-Pomegranate3634

market about to dump HARD!!

Biscuitgod1

Spy gonna rip so freaking HARD

Biscuitgod1

it is going to Rip so, HARD

Biscuitgod1

I'm TELLING YOU, spy is gonna rip HARD at 771! Get, in!!

Biscuitgod1

I feel it gonna rip so HARD

i-like-water-stuff

Lmao the HARD rejection at 771

tragesorous

That’s not what I’m talking about. Yes the supply chain is all messed up. I said things will get better. It will just be more expensive. I think you’re conflating Moore’s law with general improvement over time. Yes it will improve, just not doubling every two years for a similar cost. This trajectory has been observably defunct for a while now. You need to understand the science first. The technology is at the limits of our understanding of Physics at this point. As in the elements on the chips are only a few atoms wide in some circumstances. You literally can’t go much smaller at this point. It’s nearing a point that that water molecule are too large to wash the chips. That’s where this has gone. “We’ll just increase supply” isn’t going to solve this. The machines that makes the chips are super expensive and HARD to make. The yield only get smaller the transistors get (or lager the total chip size is). The current unit economics is expensive because the technology is expensive. Don’t matter how many you order, it’s not a wholesale issue. Unless we have a revolutionary new novel way to compute develop, the current trajectory is the new will be better by a little and more expensive by a lot.

Dependent-Goose8240

RKLB dumping HARD

wrongsyourgrammar

My DRAM has been bending me over the last month and pegging HARD.

dabblesest

Spy down .08% HOLY SHIT IS DUMPING SO HARD GUYS!!!!

tellit11

People hatin on Billy today, HARD.  Can't a nerd live in peace?

Independent-Bag5875

Mango is playing 5d chess. SHOW THEM WHY YOURE A REAL ALPHA MALE, HIT THEM HARD

Mast3rfinish25

$PFE directors with the biggest open market buys in their companies history and then the company dropping this. “Early research snows sildenafil, the erectile dysfunction drug commonly known as Viagra, may help stop cancer from spreading”. Only one mild side effect to the future of cancer treatment. ROCK HARD ALL DAY BABY!

Bluesquare9

why? sell me HARD

bnup420

Call it is but it’s HARD right now

Old_Evidence8598

it’s SO HARD not having the market to PLAY with

EquivalentMobile7883

$HTZ just gave me 4K and still holding, WE BELIEVE SO HARD IT $HTZ

financiallythriving

We are gonna hit them HARD \-DJT at 4:01pm ET today

RedPlumpTomato

My AI Slop Analysis: AMIX — HARD AVOID Let me explain what the fuck you just watched. On July 28 Autonomix Medical disclosed $5.1 million in cash, 971,043 shares outstanding, and a freshly filed shelf registration to sell more stock — and at $2.75 a share the whole goddamn company was worth $2.67 million, which is less than the cash sitting in their fucking checking account. The stock ripped 66% on July 29, gave most of it back, and sat at $3.44 on August 3. Then the company dropped a patent press release — U.S. Patent No. 12,433,670, nerve sensing and neural mapping for pancreatic, prostate, breast, colon, liver, ovarian, and bone cancers — legitimate IP, genuinely meaningful technology. And at the exact same moment the SEC declared their ATM shelf registration effective, meaning they could now legally dump fresh shares into whatever rally the patent news created. Same fucking day, not a coincidence, by design. The stock went from $3.44 to $19.50 in one session. By August 5 it had already shit back 37.6%. The machine that creates press releases to pump prices to sell stock into is running exactly as intended, and you are 343% behind the people it was built to feed. The dilution history is what tells you what this company actually is. From March 2025 to December 2025 it tripled its share count — 2.5 million shares to 11.4 million — while generating zero fucking revenue. It was surviving by selling its own stock the way other companies sell products, except product sales don't torch your shareholders. By January 2026 the share price had collapsed so badly Nasdaq sent a formal delisting notice. The fix: a 1-for-21 reverse split on June 24 that turned 11.4 million shares into 543,000 and made Nasdaq happy without the business earning a single dollar. Three weeks later they needed cash again. A warrant deal printed 428,731 new shares and pulled in $2.57 million, plus loaded 857,462 warrants into the pipeline for the next round of screwing. The ATM shelf that went live August 4 stacks on top of all of it. This isn't a company that has a product and ran into trouble — it's a stock-selling operation that happens to be doing some science on the side. Brad Hauser, the CEO, is not a fake. At Zeltiq he helped scale CoolSculpting into a $2.4 billion Allergan buyout. Then he ran Soliton straight into another Allergan acquisition. The man has two legitimate medtech exits on his resume and the Rolodex to potentially walk this platform into a third. None of that changes the one fucking thing that matters: Brad Hauser has not bought a single share of Autonomix with his own money in the 14 months he has been running this company. Not at the pre-pump lows. Not at any price. The entire insider base — every officer, every director, every person with access to the real clinical data and the burn-rate projections — collectively owns 0.02% of outstanding shares and has put zero personal cash in for two straight years. These are the people who know whether this technology actually works. Their verdict, expressed through 24 months of doing absolutely nothing with their own brokerage accounts, is that it is not worth buying at any price it has traded at. That's not a small detail. At a pre-revenue company with no product sales and no FDA clearance, insider conviction is the only real internal signal you have, and it is screaming at you. At $12.17 you are paying an $11.8 million market cap for $5.1 million in cash, zero revenue, no FDA clearance, nine months of runway before the next mandatory capital raise, 857,000 warrants worth of dilution sitting in the queue, and a live ATM shelf that can dump into any rally at any time. What you are actually paying for the business — after you subtract the cash — is $6.7 million. That buys you preclinical animal-model data on renal nerve sensing, some impressive conference podium presentations that are already months in the rearview mirror, and a CEO who has twice proven he can get acquired but won't put his own money behind it here. Every catalyst that existed for this name has already fired. There is nothing on the calendar. If you caught this at $3.44 on August 3, you had a hell of a day and the only question now is how fast you get out. If you are reading about it today, you did not identify an opportunity — you are the liquidity that lets the people who did walk away clean. HARD AVOID. \---

Internal-Hand-4705

They rug pulled it HARD just before close which was a bit sus, then it’s just been dropping with SDNK and I presume Koreans selling off their stock market

financiallythriving

Iran will be hit HARD tonight

Dude_HaHa

We're gonna hit SAND DIHH so HARD, the likes of which the world has never seen.

JB-America

TLDR - just skip if you do not have the time. I don’t believe in the crash and I have my money in the AI trade. The reality is that all bears will eventually be right. The market will always fall back someday, it may even go into bear territory for a long time. A completely different story is a HARD CRASH like 1987 and 2000, and 2007. The conditions today are so not comparable to those crashes that I don’t know why he insists in the narrative. I was young and poor in 1987, so my recollection is from studying it. In the dot com bubble I had a 2 million dollars dog, that I trade for four 500k cats; that ended up being eaten by mices and rats - reduce to dust. We were raising and spending money based not the highlander narrative: there can be only one, and somehow pretended we knew what we were doing. Well, Nasdaq 5,000 to 1,000/2,000 and I was there. The housing crisis destroyed my savings, I even had money in a Madoff fund. Very people were aware of the massive fraud executed by banks and other the financial agents. The lesson was that bank deregulation and loose controls allowed the massive value destruction in all the world. It’s clear that there will be many winners and losers. It’s also Crystal Clear that Amazon, Apple, Google, Meta and Microsoft will not go bust, no matter what. They may create a massive sunk cost for their shareholders, but these companies and others will not go broke. They have real cash flows to sustain their investment. The same to SK Hynix; Samsung; Nvidia; etc. May be the valuations are stretched, definitely. Micron and Nebius and Scandisk explosive value growth may require a severe pull buck, but what? 50%? I believe they will stop having these amazing value growth, but these companies will also not go broke. I hold LONG positions in all these companies and I have 90% of my portfolio in the AI trade. I have my money where my mouth is. I have been seriously leveraged, which I will begin to adjust to a mild 30%-40%. Today I have over 120%. Part from that, IA M NOT AFRAID OF A CRASH. I am a rational investor; following the AI investments and industry upstream and downstream players closely. Late 2028 or 2029 there may be a glut in chips, for now, all 2027 and mid 2028 it’s a sellers market.

financiallythriving

“ So we're canceling the PEACE. Total disaster. The fake news will say the stock market will plunge. I DON'T CARE. The economists are crying, the TV people are screaming, and frankly it's tremendous television. Anyway, the peace deal has been FIRED and we will hit them HARD. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” \-DJT

financiallythriving

When are the missile strikes and “we’re gonna hit them HARD” announcements going to go live

bearwithme23

read a really interesting article about how foreign buyers/govts are just purchasing stocks now rather than bonds and dollars so when shit hits the fan it's going to hit HARD since there's nothing backing it up

PaperHandsTheDip

Except - scaling semis is hard. Fabs are already operating at 100% capacity and have years of backlogs. I also think AI demand will continue to grow - see the anthropic point. I'm personally paying $600 / month for AI and have friends who are also paying hundreds per month. Why? It increases productivity by an insane margin. What used to take me 6-9 months to do now can be done in 6-8 weeks. Literally delivering projects / results \~10x quicker than pre-ai. I have a friend who does consulting for various banks. He told me AI has doubled his income as he's now taking on \~3x as many contracts... and they are happy with what he is producing. Once people figure it out - there's no going back due to how much of a competitive advantage it is. With the semis already operating at 100% AND years of backlog AND hyperscalers increasing capex / increasing compute... imo it's a perfect storm and this is just starting. Building fabs is HARD and also requires very specialized talent... which just doesn't exist. It takes decades to train people / get that knowledge and takes half a decade to build. We're stuck with what we have for a long time...

HauHauHauHauHauHau

No it wont, it’s literally pumping rn in anticipation of earnings. Alot of fomo going on. It will dump HARD.

Utilize3372

GASLIGHT ME SO FUCKING HARD DADDY! Green is Good

Spiritual-Goat-8711

If you re-read this knowing he shits his pants it hits different, every threat was between him and his pants March 21: Trump threatened to "hit and obliterate" Iranian power plants unless Hormuz reopened within 48 hours. March 23: Delayed strikes for five days, citing "productive conversations" with Iran. April 7: Warned "a whole civilization will die tonight." Hours later: A two-week ceasefire was announced. April 21: Said he expected "to be bombing" if talks failed. Later that day: Extended the ceasefire. May 17: Warned, "the Clock is Ticking." May 18: Paused planned strikes after requests from Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. June 11: Said the U.S. would hit Iran "VERY HARD TONIGHT." Hours later: Canceled the operation, saying a deal was near. August 1: Said the U.S. was "locked and loaded." Later: Called off the attack to pursue a deal with Tehran.

uncurious

💯 strong regard strength. But they’ll won’t be strong enough to withstand 911M shares (100b value) unlocking all at once on Thursday. There will be a lot of selling pressure as insiders have seen their value drop. And if fanboys pump it up. It’ll dump HARD.