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What is a good tax cost ratio for a taxable account?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PRICE MOVEMENT. IVE LOST $375k SHOPIFY RUINED MY LIFE
Investing advice for the future, any insights appreciated!
THE MOMENT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR - Idc if you listen, BBIG is ready to launch.
Public Service Announcement! Shortsqueeze info
$GOEV - crayon marking breakout! 🦍🦍 IVE BEEN HOLDING MY 882 SHARES FOR OVER A YEAR, EVER SINCE PREMERGER DAYS.
How to find similar index funds to consolidate in my account?
I didn't know you could do this, and maybe you don't either. Turn your 401k through FIDELITY into a brokeragelink account so you can use it to invest in stonks...
ADOBE WILL FLY BEFORE AND AFTER EARNINGS - DD
HEY. IM SEEIN A LOT OF NEGATIVITY IN HERE. IVE GOT ONE THING FOR YOU APES. EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY. BE RESPECTFUL. OR WE’LL TRADE YOU FOR A WASHING MACHINE. OH. and if you see a possum... try to kill it... it’s NOT a pet...
BEWARE OF THIS SHILL!! EVERY POST OR COMMENT IVE SEEN FROM HIM HAS BEEN FUD! Go look at his handle and block! Spread the word!
Using Betterment for the last 6-7 years, should I move to S&P 500 instead?
Over 150 million borrowed and synthetic shares! What BOTS and shills? Who ever posting BOTS and shills are not thinking straight
GUYS IVE FIGURED IT OUT!!! he's just a dickhead!
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NVDA you can’t do this to me… DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFICED?
https://preview.redd.it/jbo8nrr7jhzf1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d938fb31f95f973fed84477c438175574a3dbdc oh it's printing boys, hope yall weren't as bent over from the crush as i was (1.42 average cost hurts hard, esp when i knew of this company and its solid fundamentals as IVE USED IT FOR A DECADE 😭😭) i plan on holding these to 15-30DTE to see if I can milk any AI market pumps as I think the risk of market dump news in the next few months is minimal - hopefully this solid earnings has the whales keeping this stock in their mind next AI pump news
IVE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE SPY. You touch the ATH then go back down to 666. I won’t be tricked anymore until the government opens back up
$Beyond Meat DONALD TRUMP 9:58 EST: “WALL STREET HAS MESSED UP BIGLY, IVE CALLED THE SEC AND THEY WILL ARREST EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE CROOKS- I LOVE MY BEYOND BURGERS -DJT”
That’s it!!! IVE HAD ENOUGH!! You guys are cool. Don’t show up to the market tomorrow.
IVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT ALL DAY. My last $5K on 10/1 $660 SPY PUTS
stream LOVE DIVE by IVE
UNH is above buffets break even price Buffet: SELL THAT BITCH IVE TRICKED THOSE DUMB ASS RETAILARDS
THANK YOU THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN ON REDDIT everyone try’s to get rich quick and once you lose that mentality you can change your life congratulations brother for whatever it’s worth this random dude is fucking proud of ya
You're missing the POINT THE KIDS STILL LOSE just now mother's can do it EQUAL RIGHTS IVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY BEAT KIDS OUTSIDE MY SCHCOOL AS TODAY
My app glitched and showed AMD took a plunge straight into red and my balls went into my throat after going all into calls. I fucking sold once I saw it was normal. IVE SEEN THE FUTURE HEAR HE HEAR HE BEWARE THE RED DRAGON
🚨PSTV🚨 IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS ONE ALL DAY!!! This stock is sitting at around $0.50... Analyst targets are sitting around $10–$11!!!! with high-end predictions near $20+ ( THATS 10X-15X UPSIDE!!! )) Their product is live. Not hype. Not “in 5 years.” It’s happening right now!!! I'm talking a pop within the next couple weeks
PSTV!!!! IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS ONE ALL DAY!!! This stock is sitting at around $0.50... Analyst targets are sitting around $10–$11!!!! with high-end predictions near $20+ ( THATS 10X-15X UPSIDE!!! )) Their product is live. Not hype. Not “in 5 years.” It’s happening right now!!! I'm talking a pop within the next couple weeks
UP TO 12K BOYS! IVE DONE MY PART, LETS GO!!! KEEP ON BUYING!!! https://preview.redd.it/yqdoawb6ymef1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0aa588330f352138bb29228fcf022430aec608
need spy to V up to save my calls today that i got greedy with. like homer smashing the sacred stone cutter charter "IVE LEARNED MY LESSON!"
SFY, IVE, IVW, are pretty much all the companies. I think SFY has a few different holdings. So, you could just reduce it down to SFY or a different S&P500 fund. Having international is fine. Tech is probably good long term however iShares does make a global tech fund that may intrigue you for this purpose. I don't know much about the factor rotation ones to be honest. Factor rotation is a viable strategy, but over the long term I'm pretty sure just a standard S&P500 find has beaten that strategy. What I do for my kid is take the mid/small cap weights of a total market fund but then increase them by x1.5. Over the long run the small cap value is fantastic and is great risk/reward. Over the long run as well mid cap blend is a perfect sweet spot. For my kid I have 58% SPLG 30% FMDE 12% AVUV.
I WILL BET EVERY POUND IVE GOT ON NVDA. Repeat after me.
IVE NOW BEEN PERM BANNED. I created a new post with a few more Moderator replies. Absolutely ridiculous....
>**Ballistic missile launches now from Iran towards Southern Israel** BULLS ARE THE BIGGEST CLOWNS IVE EVER SEEN
So IVE barbie and RFK visit a biohazard lab and then she gets hospitalized for an 'allergic reaction' - there's a timeline with the funniest possible outcome, let's all hope this is that timeline
Red futes = green day IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
That narrative he’d have you believe would be a lot more believable if he’d send anything about IVE blowing through 75% of its budget in the first 4 months of the year or Trump’s taxpayer-funded golf trips.
> “IM NOT LOOKING FOR A DEAL. IVE SET THE DEAL ITS AT 50%” That's him saying he's looking for a deal but if he says it out right than people know the tariffs are all for show.
“IM NOT LOOKING FOR A DEAL. IVE SET THE DEAL ITS AT 50%” 
IVE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE 6am. I’m gonna cry lol no one listened
IVE BEEN DOWN 25% since last week and WE ARE FINALLY OUT AND GREEN WHATS HAPPENIN🔥🔥🔥🔥
Watch for a late night all caps rant: THE LOSER LEFT AT MOODYS HAS DECIDED TO DECLARE WAR ON THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER, DONALD J TRUMP (ME). IVE INSTRUCTED TO DOJ TO CONDUCT A FULL INVESTIGATION AND DEPORT THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HORRIBLE ACT OF TREASON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. I HATE MOODYS, TAYLOR SWIFT AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN unfortunately not /s Bruce’s last name intentionally misspelled to mimic one of his childish jabs
Yeah dude tesla is gonna fall for sure IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
IVE saying SOFI and CEG for the last week. Keep watching
Come on NVDA! $145 by EOM plz. PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!!! IVE SUFFERED SO MUCH MENTAL HEALTH DEGREDATION DUE TO THIS STOCK! PLEASE!!!!!
SORRY MAN IVE BEEN IN SINCE $19 IVE MADE SO MUCH I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE 
IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE 
COME ON HOOD IVE BEEN WAITING A MONTH FOR THIS MOMENT 
HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER SEEN A STOCK SO FUCKING PUNISHED LIKE GOOGLE THIS GARBAHGE IS GONNA SEE 120s POST EARNINGS HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING TIRED
“Maybe” “might” “possibly” Market - HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAYBES THATS THE MOST BULLISH THING IVE EVER HEARD SELLING MY HOUSE TO FULL PORT Im never playing options again at this point 
🥭 at exactly 9:29a ET posts: “NO TRADE AGREEMENT UNTIL I AM PERSONALLY GIVNE ONE OF THESE “BROWJOBS” IVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT”
IVE BECOME SO GAPED  I CANT FEEL YOU IN THERE 
I work in semi conductor manufacturing (not high enough to make any major company decisions but you get the point). I've been on vacation for a week and a half and tariffs have changed our business's future dramatically like a dozen times JUST WHILE IVE BEEN AWAY.
Inb4 Trump "truths" I ALWAYS LOVED CHINA. WE GOT SOME GREAT TRADE DEALS, BEST IVE EVER SEEN. WE MADE AMERICA GREAT, CHINA PAID THEIR RESPECTS NOW. I WILL NOW PAUSE TARIFFS FOR 69 DAYS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Jesus Christ this is LITERALLY THE MOST ORWELLIAN THING IVE EVER READ IN MY FUCKING 41 years on this Earth .
“AAHHHHHH IVE GOT A GUN! IM GONNA SHOOT IT! EVERYONE LOOK I HAVE A GUN AND IM GONNA SHOOT IT!” Everyone else: “Dude what the fuck” “Hahaha nevermind folks I got a little carried away. Let’s all take a breath and talk this over” - the economic policy of the most powerful nation on earth
If we don’t get circuit breakers tomorrow I’m gonna be PISSED  IVE HAD BLUE BALLS SINCE LAST WEEK
I bought almost $35K in long dated calls...IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
LOOOOOL FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN. You want trump to sign EO to protect you 🤡
All the money IVE made in voo. Including calls I’ve profited from and then put back into voo stock.
AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY I FIND IT KINDA SAD **THE DREAMS IN WHICH IM DYING ARE THE BEST IVE EVER HAD** 
Oh sorry I’ve been mistaken, it does have the s&p 500. It has IVW, VOO, and IVE
FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN CONGRATS 
IVE LOST MY ANNUAL SALARY IN 4 WEEKS  SELLING IT ALL AND BUYING PUT I DONT CARE ANYMORE
THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING! how is no one talking about this? Oh we’re going to open so many factories and bring them back…. What are the wages going to be?? How is someone making minimum wage at a factory going to be better than at a gas station or fast food restaurant?
IVE BEEN WAITING ON SKYBLIVION FOR 160 YEARS 
Got my 1% return today I’m outie FUCK THAT FUCKING CLIENT WHO ALMOST RUINED IT FOR ME MOFO IVE LOST MORE THEN HES MADE THIS YEAR FUCK
Please Tesla pump so I can sell my shares at 290 AT LEAST HOLY FUCK IVE BEEN ROBBED
I finally fucking sent puts AND GOT THE DILDO IVE ALWAYS WANTED FOR CALLS. Wojak i surrender fuck this shit
OPEN THE CASINO IVE BEEN UNLEASHED 🧸🧸
WHAT THE FUCK HOW  IVE SAVED MY FUCKING ACCOUNT FROM -95% DOWN 
🎶 IVE BECOME SO GAPED I CANT FEEL YOU IN THERE 🎶 
🎶 IVE BECOME SO GAPED  I CANT FEEL YOU IN THERE  🎶 
I love when Vance was like “IVE SEEN VIDEOS OF UKRAINE” when asked if he would come visit to learn more.
>BUT IVE GAINED THE DAMN GULF OF AMERICA Only on google maps 🤣
I lost money, I lost latinas, I lost my sanity, I lost my mind, BUT IVE GAINED THE DAMN GULF OF AMERICA 
IVE NEVER SEEN A RICH BEAR 
IVE POSTED HERE ENOUGH MODS GIMME A DAMN FLAIR 
Everyone celebrating based off pre market IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
https://preview.redd.it/h3va4141gble1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfdcd56d453f28861aea3a2b5907a70b022bab7 IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
AND IVE BEEN AT WORK. I couldn’t sell.
THINK IVE GOT THE HIV THINK IVE GOT THE HIV THINK IVE GOT THE HIIIIIIVVVVVVVVV - 🌈🐻 anthem
📞 HELLO OPERATOR? YES IVE JUST BEEN RUGGED 
HELLO OPERATOR? IVE BEEN RUGGED 
I figured it out, and all the tickers I’ve used, IVE NEVER had to switch between to different indexes inside the options chain. Once you open up $SPX, select the options chain you have to then select between SPX and SPXW. SPXW will give you the daily and weeklies, where as if I stay in the normal SPX chain it will only give me monthlies Too all the smart asses, I’ve never had to do that and have used and traded options for a while. Thankyou for the one commenter that helped out
I APPRECIATE YOU SIR IVE NEVEE RECEIVED AN ONLINE REDDIT AWARD IN MY LIFE…and I’ve gotten two in less than an hour. You are a g. XAIIIIIIIR🚀
Good? You mean good equity funds? LOL. I wish I could guarantee good. I have VHYAX, VVIAX, VEIPX, SCHD, JEPI, IVE
DUDE NO DONT DO IT IVE BEEN BAG Hding too long lisa su sucks i wish i bought nvda
Me looking at Pinterest rn after Snap IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE 
surely calls is just too obvious. IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
IVE already lost some good money on Tesla 
🌽 dumps sunday night as usual. Rallys through EOW and ends $105k friday. I hate to see it BUT IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE 
Incredibly stupid answer, particularly for an investing sub. "Growth" is an equity factor, and the opposite of the “Value" factor. https://www.msci.com/documents/1296102/8473352/MSCI-SingleFactor-Growth.pdf Factor theory is a foundational pillar of modern finance. You can look up Fama French factor models if you want to learn more. Going back to the S&P 500, you can actually split the index into two distinct indices: “S&P 500 Growth” and “S&P 500 Value”. VOOG (Vanguard) and IVW (iShares) are ETFs that follow the S&P 500 Growth. VOOV and IVE follow the S&P 500 Value. Obviously, you don’t necessarily have to buy an S&P 500 ETF. QQQ, which follows the Nasdaq 100, is the world’s most famous “Growth” ETF, but there are hundreds of others. An investor can absolutely prefer having a “Growth” tilt in their portfolio for various reasons, and it is a perfectly reasonable discussion subject on an investing sub! People are allowed to buy something other than the S&P 500 without being lectured by morons with zero investing expertise. Especially not by those who don’t even know what an equity factor is.
IVE WARNED YALL TO ROLL THOSE 1/31 NVDA CALLS TO MARCH. MMs want your fucking PREMIUM
LIKE IVE BEEN SAYING, MMs ARE GOING TO FUCK YOUR GREEDY 1/31 NVDA CALLS 
Where do you live? Health care systeam If you had less money, then social programs,would be important.. What is,your $1.2k income? I would fairly heavy stocks but with some safeguards...some,SPY or QQQ. Some value IVE, some low volaility equity.. Equal weight s&p 500 is,see as best of both worlds SPY. Goodvtech participation but not crazy NVDA And some 3 year bonds
NVDA IS DOWN QUICK SOMEONE GET DAN IVE’S CORPSE IN FRONT OF THE TELEPROMP “Yea ultimately I think this is bullish for Jansen Wang and in increasing my target …”
IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!! 
think I'll start wheeling the value ETFs, IVE / IWS / IJS. feels like we hit a generational bottom in valuation spread against growth, and I'm pretty bullish on what AI can do for firms with lower current margins, whether through headcount reductions or more optimization elsewhere in the value chain. 
I'm buying IVE, UNH, ADBE, and others, but I have a medium term perspective
The Dow is a pointless index that would fade into obscurity if people would just let it go. Bigger news is IVE down for 10 days in a row. Or is it 11 now? First time in market history.
HONESTLY SPEAKING... ACHR IS ONE OF THE MOST SOLID WELL RUN TECH COMPANIES IVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF RESEARCHING. THEIR MANAGEMENT AND TALENT POOL IS DEEP AF. THEIR INDUSTRY PARTNERS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL ON THE PLANET... LITERALLY. ACHR $500+ 
IVE BEEN saying this. I put 10k in it 3 weeks ago
IVE RETURNED BAYBEEE - got me some Microsoft leaps and a girlfriend MODS UPDATE MY FLAIR MODS, PLEASEE 
I HATE WALLSTREEBETS IVE LOST 40K SINCE I FOUND YALL 
Im a fresh 18 yr old with a baby on the way and i seen everything hitting red so i put a 100$ in and put 50 of it to NIVDIA, 20 in BIT, and 10 to IVE(ETF I believe) Was this smart? (i do like to hold 20 to buy other dips through the week)
IVE BEEN TELLING YOU BOZOS to not hold the chinese stocks and sell! The entire chinese stock market was being stimulated by the CCP after its been crashijg for the last like 2 years (had an uptick in covid) Congratulations, you gave your money to the ccp.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE READ TODAY ON REDDIT. LMAO she's thrown people in jail for YEARS for less than an 8th of weed. Fuck Kamala Harris
IVE NEVER—ever been Rick rolled until now. I HATE YOU!!! 
FUCK OFF! IVE LOST EVERYTHING 
IVE LOST IT ALL  TIM COOK GAY AF
GodDAMN that was the FUNNIEST, BIGGEST GREEN SHREK DILDO IVE SEEN to FUCK THE BEARS really hard Lmao