SELF

AlpineRun

SELF DRIVING FARM ANIMALS! Gone are the days of having to feed and care for your herding dogs. Strap some lidar and gpus atop everything from sheep to cattle to alpaca and optimize your ranch across multiple dimensions! Get the best yield per acre as you help these beasts find optimal grazing pastures per calorie expect getting to em!

NVDAismygod

So why can’t I buy a Tesla with FULL SELF DRIVING, try to use it as a robotaxi and then when it inevitably crashes into something and I get injured, I just sue Elon? I can provide the judge all his tweets saying robotaxis are live, FSD is active, Teslas are safe, etc. Free lawsuit?

Capital_Ad281

USA OFFICIAL LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH. YOU ARE NOW DEPORTED FOR VIOLATING MY LAW. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO SELF DEPORT. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Steak_Itchy

I guess the headline, "*US MOVES TO EASE RULES HINDERING TESLA’S SELF-DRIVING CYBERCAB", but man are these people buying at $330 going to be in for a rude awakening when 1.) it hits a kid 2.) everyone realizes these robotaxis don't justify that P/E

cutiesarustimes2

ELON MUSK LOBBIES WASHINGTON DC LAWMAKERS TO CLEAR WAY FOR SELF-DRIVING CARS - Bloomberg YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT

boraam

I'm not even in the US, you couldn't pay me enough to get in a SELF DRIVING TESLA.

Godsdiscipull

hahahahahah wow good one!!! you got any other jokes, fuck face? Did you not SEE MY COMMENT BELOW??!?!??! I had just remarked on not knowing the initialism myself. Its called SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR you fucking RETARD.

wandertrucks

He can hop in his FULL SELF DRIVE car and fuck right off. He's done his best to make sure it won't be around in 5yrs. Tesla or the country. He can eat a dick.

klef3069

*taps microphone* The tariffs are self-imposed. This is NOT the rest of the world, "not making a deal." The US has done this to ourselves. Let me say that again in case it isn't clear. The USA enacted the tariffs and is now seeing companies raise prices because of the COMPLETELY OPTIONAL SELF-IMPOSED TARIFFS. If these extra tariffs hadn't been enacted, corporations wouldn't be raising their prices by 30% or more. I feel like you are smarter than your statement and do understand this. Do you really not care about the majority of the American public who will be crushed by this? Are none of your family affected by this? This is beyond Democrat or Republican. This is basic human decency of just trying to get by day-to-day. Surely you can see past politics at this point.

FaintCommand

It really doesn't need to be either/or. The market doesn't unilaterally move in one direction. For me, I've shifted away from some sectors (like BDCs, REITs) and companies (SHOP) I think will suffer in a recessionary environment and focusing on areas that should thrive (SELF for example). I'm not in or out, just focusing on the best odds given my best guess at a most likely future. I've also put a bit more into cash to buy future dips. Even if the bulls are right, there "will* be a dip at some point. I'd rather have cash on hand than just have to twiddle my thumbs waiting for a recovery. The rest is just DCAing into things I'm in for the long long term.

Big_Morning_2485

Are you saying Plebbits always fade, or is Baron dyslexic and trying to call Reddit fake? Oh crap I uncloseted Baron who was playing a closeted Trump supporting Canadian. I MUST SELF DEPORT FOR $1,000!!!! ps- most people know what a tariff IS. Trump thinks a tariff rate is related to trade imbalances. Didn't he go to Wharton??!

joe4942

And here's another noteworthy comment for the Google bears: > UBER CEO SAYS WAYMO IS DEFINITELY THE LEADER IN THE SELF DRIVING VEHICLE RACE Not Tesla, Google's Waymo.

VladStopStalking

Did you read rule 4 where it says **STRICTLY NO (SELF-)PROMOTION OR SOLICITATION**?

5amwakeupcall

TrEAT YO SELF! /s

ribdrag

This will take years, that I don’t doubt. There are 3 types of communicators/learners that people ignore: 1) auditory which is extraverted, and 2) visual and 3) kinesthetic which are introverted. Americans are notoriously extraverted (like 80% of you speak that way), and the way you work is extremely SELF CONFIDENT and just jump at the task first thing. Asians are the opposite, and if they fall on the kinesthetic/visual type, they will WAIT AS MUCH as they can for information before doing the task. Even in a cooperative, school project, these types will struggle working with each other. Tr*mp is on the polar end of the triangle, so his talks with China will likely not end by the end of his terms or his lifespan

hilltoperch

Sooo…what about all the TAX REVENUE FROM TARIFFS that we NEEDED to REDUCE THE SLEEPY JOE DEFICIT (caps on purpose ) and WHAT ABOUT THE FENTANYL?? I guess now we just LET IN THE FENTANYL BUT KEEP OUT THE LEGAL TAX-paying residents. Joke’s ON US! Insider trading is the name of this game. These swings are NOT NORMAL IN A NORMAL ECONOMY. This will be studied for years to come in the conservo colleges that are ALLOWED to remain as THE ART OF THE SELF-DEALING.

Maru_the_Red

"propaganda" THE TRUTH HURTS DOESN'T IT, ELON? PLZ SELF DEPORT TO MARS.

Gimpy_Weasel

“FULLY SELF FLYING PERSONAL AIRCRAFT PRICED AT $10k LAUNCHING FOR HOLIDAY SEASON 2025!!” - Melon Husk by the end of the week

slipry_ninja

Yeah, SELF liquidated.

bemeandnotyou

The art of SELF-deal

State_Dear

SELF INFLICTED,, and our own damn fault. China isn't playing us,,, the moron in the White House did this

probablyuntrue

YELLEN: TR*MP'S ECONOMIC POLICIES ARE 'WORST SELF-INFLICTED WOUND' BY AN ADMINISTRATION ON A WELL-FUNCTIONING ECONOMY who chose this fucker show yourselves

unhappyreach_

Who said no calls? SHOW YOUR SELF

bemeandnotyou

People recommend DCA as a way to "invest" but it's a way to save and get matching contributions, so in reality you need to lose more than half to lose your actual capital and if u are buying SPY like fund what are the chances of it going down that much. That coupled with the fact that younger people have 20-30 years to "invest-avg in" makes it a not so bad approach. Finally and most importantly SELF INTEREST- the market after all digest info every second and if there is constant flow in the begging of each month no matter how glum it is then by default that gets factored in and pushes prices higher. Hedge funds were complaining about how passive investing prevented a greater pull back 2022. Also, Yesterday price action tells u that a single tweet can make the market recover all losses in a single session. U sold out and now giving advise is appreciated.

Nice-Swing-9277

Summer 2022 equities were priced fairly. Or, at least, they weren't egregiously overpriced. Honestly, it wasn't until 2024 where you could say equities were out of whack again. And, the real kicker is, THIS IS A SELF INFLICTED WOUND. It'd be one thing if inflation reared its head again and the Fed had to raise rates, or an unseen circumstance lead to a recession. But THIS??? Even if you accept equities were overpriced we didn't need to have the president preform drastic actions to wipe away YEARS of gains inside 3 months....

Long-Horn_Capital

SELF EXPERIENCE dealing with Commies, they will fuck in the end, Better to fuck them first before you let them get to strong and you can beat them!

Queen_Scofflaw

For me it's not just whether it's worse than 2008 (This truly has the potential to be though). It's that is SELF-INFLICTED

SumGreenD41

You knew exactly what you were doing the way you worded your comment don’t play games lol. Some context is key. Global pandemic we were trying to recover from + fears of a long war between Ukraine and Russia. this is a SELF INFLICTED WOUND.

kellsdeep

Yet you're assuming I'm a DEM? ANOTHER BRILLIANT SELF OWN 🤣🤣🤣

OrdinaryMix4013

the only thing bullish right now are recession odds due to SELF HARM by stpid shite from this guy.

trainwreck001

DAS FUHRER ⚡⚡ELON STATES NEW MODEL TESLA ⚡⚡ WILL COME WITH ITS OWN ELECTRIFIED SEATS. THE VEHICLE WILL SELF TERMINATE ITS OWNER UPON SIGNAL FROM HQ DEPENDING ON CERTAIN CRITERIA PROGRAMMED IN ITS ALGORITHM. ALGORITHM WILL UPDATE FREE OF CHARGE TO THE CUSTOMER. 

Cut_Copies

TSLA is FULL SELF DRIVING straight to the shadow realm

IncidentalApex

It is a pretty long read, but that was what my entire 3rd paragraph was about. The stock price will go down even with Tesla loudly saying AI, SELF DRIVING, ROBOTAXIS AND ROBOTS as many times as possible. Only govt contracts can replace lost sales. I am going to say that happening is a near certainty.

daddys_juicy_dong

You know, Biden had his moments of regardation and some questionable policies but I don’t recall him laying off tens of thousands of Americans and purposely and willingly nosediving the economy with a SELF INFLICTED 25% inflation via tariffs… Please someone wake him up and wheel him back into office I’ll take some more gaffs

Fragrant_Tutor_7368

New strategy is the same as the old strategy: INVERSE SELF

Admirable_Choice5628

I like REIT’s with high dividend yield to provide a steady income stream. $VICI $CMTE $SELF

Ok-Wrongdoer-1232

This is fucking satanic bullshit. No doubt that Soylent chugging fuck elon is behind this. NO TAX MONEY GETS USED TO MINT THE PENNY, THE MINT IS ENTIRELY SELF FUNDED FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK at least I didn't get rid of the pennies I had processed out of my change already. I will try to get my hands on as many as possible, hopefully they don't start taking them out of circulation. They won't make money on the melting business but those soys probably still think they can. I WISH I HAD ACTED SOONER, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FUCK This is just like in 1933 when the government started confiscating gold. this is tyrannical

Toothlesskinch

A self driving wolf! A SELF DRIVJBG WOLF!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

SELF OWN  eggs will surely get cheaper 

ILoveThiccBitchez

RCAT LOCKS MILITARY CONTRACT GOES TITS DOWN  WHO BOUGHT? SHOW THY SELF!

kim82351

$TSLA FACING MAJOR HW4 SELF-DRIVING COMPUTER FAILURES IN NEW CARS, OVERWHELMING SERVICE CENTERS - ELECTREK Reportedly, Tesla’s latest HW4.1 self-driving computer is experiencing widespread short-circuiting issues, causing failures in safety features, cameras, GPS, and range

trainwreck001

iSRAEL SET TO ORDER ALL GLOBAL COLD STORAGE CRYPTO WALLETS TO SELF-DESTRUCT MID MORNING. 

_FIRECRACKER_JINX

"total return -24%" ..... just focus on your SELF, king...

KnownLeague903

beginners tip. STOP SELLING PUTS AND CALLS WITHOUT OWNING THEM YOU MFS PUT YOUR SELF INTO DEBT, IF YOU WANT A CALL OR PUT OPTION JUST BUYYY THEM SO YOU HAVE A TINY MAX LOSS AND A MAJOR MAX WIN OR EVEN UNLIMITED GAINS ON A CALL OPTION (this is not financial advice by all means keep going into debt people but please just learn to trade options before using advanced options or just outright buying any option that looks pretty)

inm808

for catalysts: dont forget TikToks looking ban. also, you forget \*\*SELF DRIVING CARS\*\*, the mere rumour of which gave tesla 100s of billions in mkt cap; alphabet actually has them live in several cities.

Ohculap

YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL THANK YOU Look into $HUMA, 5-10 years from now that company will be the best at a niche in the healthcare sector. Why ? They create veins using stem cells for transplants. Perhaps tinfoil hat but, them being good at this right now makes me automatically think that they will have the capability of having a transplant treatment for veins in the brain. That is what I meant by niche. https://preview.redd.it/cpkkp17phtvd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d9049cfd8c5c72a7b6e454418201c941494aed I opened a new fidelity account and I bought 1200$ worth of it on the dip recently. I’m 20 right now so I imagine it being worth it once I settle down with a women and hopefully bring new humans you know? Also, I appreciate y’all as a single cell, as in the community. 

gunsforevery1

1.Take a loan for $1500 2. Use that $2000 to buy bitcoin. 3.???? 4. SELF DELETE

littlemetal

"goal", "self drive", ahahah yeah. When there isn't much you can do, do even that little bit poorly? If the "goal" is to self drive, MAKE A BUS SELF DRIVE, not this pointless piece of crap. Pick a bus, any one! Pick a route, any one! There are THOUSANDS.

Apprehensive_Ad_4020

If not looking at your portfolio returns improves your mental health then you're doing it wrong. You have to develop the SELF DISCIPLINE to not react emotionally to your portfolio's ups and downs. Look all you want so long as you DON'T ACT on those ups and downs, especially the downs. It's OK to feel happy when your portfolio is up because you're not likely to panic sell. That's what I've learned in40+ years of doing this.

CouncilmanRickPrime

It used to be in big print "FULL SELF DRIVING" on their website. Should be straight up fraud.

CEOofBeanz

Average society decline be like: Grandfather: electrician Father: electrical engineer Son: crypto trader, entrepreneur, **SELF-MADE**, YouTuber, Philanthropist, Author, EdTalk (seminar discussing erectile dysfunction)

MaximumTrick2573

This is my advice, some of it conventional some if it not, feel free to adopt what is helpful! 1. Limit that HYSA to only 3-12 months of expenses, it should really only be an emergency fund. I determine this number by how fragile your life is and how quickly you think you could get income back up an running if something happened. (A single person in a in demand field with a low cost of living might want 3 months vs a parent with a high cost of living and a disabled child at home who might want 6 for example). Everything after that should go to other investments. 2. Since there is no match I would keep your 401k at around the 5% (take advantage of that automatic withdrawal) and start trying to max out the ROTH IRA retirement account with the funds you are diverting from the HYSA. you will be able do 7000 a year. 3. Overall savings rate is the percentage of your income that you are setting aside for savings. That 50/30/20 rule you mentioned for example, the "20" is an example of a savings rate. My advice is that this figure should ALWAYS be positive (which YAY you are doing) and it should be as big as it can be with out you feeling like you are not living life today. (more in 6). 4. These loans are not too bad, the interest is low enough that the money is better spent invested than paying them down early, unless you value the peace of mind and debt free life style of course. 5. If a short term goal might be paying your rent this month, and a long term goal is saving for retirement, a mid term goal might be buying a car or house in 2-10 years or something of that nature. For goals like this that will take over a year but will happen before you are 59 1/2 YO I recommend a simple brokerage with plane Jane boring index based total market SELF MANAGED investments. Its not glamorous, it won't make you rich quick, but you have a good shot at returning 8-12% a year with a fair amount of risk. Remember to hang onto it for a year for that spicy 15% tax rate! 6. Good work with the credit card, your doing that right! Here is where I diverge from the conventional wisdom. I HATE the 50/30/20 rule. I think it is a great place to start if you need to overhaul your finances but not a good framework for good financial hygiene. Think about it (Im going to assume no taxes to make the numbers easier to understand). If I make 100k a year, and I do 50/30/20, that's 50k on essentials, 30k on wants, and 20k on savings. Imagine I get a 10% raise. Obviously I wanna save 10% more, but why on earth would I want to increase my already 50k expenses for essentials! that's more then most people make! For reference my 50/30/20 is actually 13/18/65. I also firmly believe in giving as little as possible to the landlord and the phone company and going wild paying to improve my current quality of life where it really counts and paying future me so every day is better than the next. Hope this helps!

MaximumTrick2573

I think you are taking on even more risk here than if you just took your 3k a year and invested it into a simple boring no frills SELF MANAGED index fund based portfolio for 20 years at a trusted brokerage. A return of 8% in the same 20 years gets you the 60k input plus an additional $91,200 of profits with the same 15% tax rate. You do you boo but if it was me I would forgo that 4K in possible profits for the luxury of knowing that 20 years of my saving 100% wasn't caught up in an off shore scam or pyramid scheme. Small price to pay to sleep at night for 20 years.

HotMessMan

It has in 08 and even further back.. but so what?! I keep saying this and people don’t get it. The methodology and behavior for reporting hasn’t changed. In decades. You can take beef with the methodology because it’s frankly silly. But the BLS has ALWAYS reported their initial numbers off a SELF REPORTED SURVEY by businesses themselves! Then are revised once more concrete data is available such as 10Qs, unemployment filings, etc. To somehow imply it’s because the numbers are negative or bad, or the initial numbers were more rosey and the revisions were even worse so data was initially manipulated to look less bad, and because it’s an election year, it’s maximum regard. We’ve seen these kind of revisions before, both negative and positive.

HotMessMan

The point is there’s no conspiracy and nothing to do with manipulation. There’s no “population isn’t paying attention so they quietly slip out those numbers”. Maybe YOU weren’t paying attention. Because the numbers are released boringly on schedule every month and so are the revisions without fandom. Just because the news cycle wanted to focus on this doesn’t mean shit. The initial numbers are fucking collected through VOLUNTARY surveys sent to business, in which they can answer as incompletely or inaccurately as they want. Wow! What a great method! And things only get more solidly revised after public financials and more concrete data than SELF REPORTED SURVEYS is acquired. That’s it, it’s that simple. Fuck any other dumb shit narrative you may have.

joeg26reddit

Subtle message “DONT KILL YOUR SELF”

trainwreck001

DID ALL THE BERS SELF DESTRUCT? 

DSynergy

Bruh...everyone is laughing at you because this shit is hilarious, but real talk: this is still life-changing money even after the loss and you are committing the sunk cost fallacy. Take this from someone in their 40s who threw away a bunch of money on options in his 30s and regrets it now. YOU ARE YOUNG. DO THE RESPONSIBLE THING. SELL IT AND BUY VOO. YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL THANK YOU.

toi80QC

> FULL SELF DRIVING ... > keep ur hands on the steering wheel Elmo stans are something special even for WSB standards.

exintel

You need to inverse any moves made by SELF it’s basically pure gains

m0nk_3y_gw

> an actor in a car costume going VROOM VROOM VROOM I'M A SELF DRIVING CAR you forgot to mention that they will be giving piggy back rides

Visinvictus

But Elon will produce an actor in a car costume going VROOM VROOM VROOM I'M A SELF DRIVING CAR and people will load up on TSLA stock.

AlpsSad1364

The worst thing about this tsla fall is that it means that some people have actually fallen for the robotaxi schtick. It makes you embarrassed to share a species with them. NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS MADE A PROFIT FROM A TAXI BUSINESS. DRIVERS ALREADY WORK FOR LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE. EVEN IF THEY MAGIC UP PERFECT SELF DRIVING SOFTWARE FOR FREE AND HOOK IT UP TO UBER THERE IS NO MONEY.

Kargnaras

Imagine giving your CEO a pay BONUS bigger than the profit you made since the company started, worse financials than at the same time last year and declining, but your stock still goes up 🤷‍♂️. Oh it’s cause of the robotaxis that’s right, the ones that will be running on tesla’s obviously complete and safe “””FULLL SELF DRIVING”””.

trainwreck001

Elon Has 30 DAYS TO DELIVER something he promised by 2017... FULLY AUTONOMOUS SELF DRIVING WITH AUTOMATED DRIVERLESS DISTRIBUTION AND RENTAL. 30 DAYS. 

FantasticBid3976

Eat some sage, shove a crystal in your ass, drink diet water, fuck a tree, levitate above a church.. SELF CARE.

DreddGundam

" recommendation driven algorithms" IS THAT REALLY RELEVANT? gOOGLE sEARCH IS NOTHING BUT A ERECOMMENDATION ALGO ANd IT POWERED THEM TO $2 TRILLION MARKET CAP. aLL SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM IN LUDING mETA USE SUCH ALGO. pEOPLE COMPLAINS ABOUT gOOGLE SEARCH BECAUSE THET PRIORITIZED THE INTREST OF THE ADVERTISERS OVER USEFULNESS TO USERS. iow. tHe PROBLEM IS NOT WITH HAVING rECOMMENDATION aLGO, BUT HOW THEY ArE TUNED AND THE [CONSEQUENCES.yOU](http://CONSEQUENCES.yOU) ARE RIGHT THAT rEDDIT IS SELF SELECTED COMMUNITIES OF USERS AND ARE DIFFERENT. hOWEVERM THAT IS HARDLY NEW. AOL HAS SUCH COMMUNITIES WAY BACK. i WON'T EVEN MENTION BBSs. tHEY ARE NOT AROUND ANY MORE.

Moneynowporfavor

All I know is that cungrass and wllstret together beat the market every year. And the poors distracted on stupid sht, being poors. Am still poor! Fck u SPY ,tO MY SELF!🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

ahundredbilllionsuns

People will really think they’re the number one fucking trader in the world and short and sell a market leading company in a time of industry change and upheaval. If you’re not going to hold the stock now, then when exactly will you? When the die material changes and existing semis are caught off guard? Is that when you’re going to buy them and say “well the government is giving them a billy to change their fab and materials process! They’ll be back at number one don’t worry!” Shut the fuck up. When the train leaves it’s gone. Why the fuck are you sitting on the sidelines watching and telling the players to stop playing when you have nothing going on? Sit and enjoy the show or become a fucking part of it. You want to compare this to AOL? Well maybe you’re part of the problem. Read, listen, and adapt your fucking stock picks based on large sweeping industry trends. You see a website popping off called chat.openai.com? BUY THE FUCKING STOCKS. Want to compare it to the VR/AR or self driving bubble? COMPARE IT AND REALIZE ITS DIFFERENT. Look at what market leaders like Apple do. They wait and jump on trends that they think have long term potential. Guess what idiot, self driving is perpetually 5-10 years out UNTIL LLMs. If you can’t understand modern technology and realize the difference in growth potential between a HEADSET YOU USE BY YOURSELF IN YOUR 1 BED FLAT, and a fucking LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL that makes automated computing tasks infinitely simpler for the masses, you need to go read some utopian sci fi from the mid 1900s you fucking dip. And if you’re going to sit and tell me LLMs JUST PRODUCE GARBAGE BASED ON PROBABILITIES well guess what else they produce: your mum!!! It doesn’t matter that the chatbot you use spits garbage, what matters is how LLM tech can be applied to things like biotech, self driving, increasing productivity and efficiency, and making a shit load of money! IS IT A BUBBLE? MAYBE! BUT IS IT THE SAME AS VR OR SELF DRIVING OR THE STUPID AND UNSUSTAINABLE ELECTRIC VEHICLE BOOM DURING COVID? NO! At least this time BIG players are getting involved and invested. No surprise MSFT already has a fucking AI key on their laptops, but even Apple is using LLMs publicly and soon broadly on their devices. BUT NO! YOU GO SELL YOUR TECH STOCKS. GO BUY OXY AND GME AND PEPSI AND THE REAL COMPANIES OF THE FUTURE! Because god knows you’re the smartest cookie in the jar 🫙. And fuck me in the ass for typing all this because I’m no different than you except in one way: I DON’T SELL BECAUSE MARKET MAKERS AND THEIR PARTNERS TELL ME TO! YOU CAN’T SHAKE ME IM A PRODUCT OF MY OWN THESIS AAAAAHHHHHHH

ahundredbilllionsuns

People will really think they’re the number one fucking trader in the world and short and sell a market leading company in a time of industry change and upheaval. If you’re not going to hold the stock now, then when exactly will you? When the die material changes and existing semis are caught off guard? Is that when you’re going to buy them and say “well the government is giving them a billy to change their fab and materials process! They’ll be back at number one don’t worry!” Shut the fuck up. When the train leaves it’s gone. Why the fuck are you sitting on the sidelines watching and telling the players to stop playing when you have nothing going on? Sit and enjoy the show or become a fucking part of it. You want to compare this to AOL? Well maybe you’re part of the problem. Read, listen, and adapt your fucking stock picks based on large sweeping industry trends. You see a website popping off called chat.openai.com? BUY THE FUCKING STOCKS. Want to compare it to the VR/AR or self driving bubble? COMPARE IT AND REALIZE ITS DIFFERENT. Look at what market leaders like Apple do. They wait and jump on trends that they think have long term potential. Guess what idiot, self driving is perpetually 5-10 years out UNTIL LLMs. If you can’t understand modern technology and realize the difference in growth potential between a HEADSET YOU USE BY YOURSELF IN YOUR 1 BED FLAT, and a fucking LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL that makes automated computing tasks infinitely simpler for the masses, you need to go read some utopian sci fi from the mid 1900s you fucking dip. And if you’re going to sit and tell me LLMs JUST PRODUCE GARBAGE BASED ON PROBABILITIES well guess what else they produce: your mum!!! It doesn’t matter that the chatbot you use spits garbage, what matters is how LLM tech can be applied to things like biotech, self driving, increasing productivity and efficiency, and making a shit load of money! IS IT A BUBBLE? MAYBE! BUT IS IT THE SAME AS VR OR SELF DRIVING OR THE STUPID AND UNSUSTAINABLE ELECTRIC VEHICLE BOOM DURING COVID? NO! At least this time BIG players are getting involved and invested. No surprise MSFT already has a fucking AI key on their laptops, but even Apple is using LLMs publicly and soon broadly on their devices. BUT NO! YOU GO SELL YOUR TECH STOCKS. GO BUY OXY AND GME AND PEPSI AND THE REAL COMPANIES OF THE FUTURE! Because god knows you’re the smartest cookie in the jar 🫙. And fuck me in the ass for typing all this because I’m no different than you except in one way: I DON’T SELL BECAUSE MARKET MAKERS AND THEIR PARTNERS TELL ME TO! YOU CAN’T SHAKE ME IM A PRODUCT OF MY OWN THESIS AAAAAHHHHHHH

ahundredbilllionsuns

People will really think they’re the number one fucking trader in the world and short and sell a market leading company in a time of industry change and upheaval. If you’re not going to hold the stock now, then when exactly will you? When the die material changes and existing semis are caught off guard? Is that when you’re going to buy them and say “well the government is giving them a billy to change their fab and materials process! They’ll be back at number one don’t worry!” Shut the fuck up. When the train leaves it’s gone. Why the fuck are you sitting on the sidelines watching and telling the players to stop playing when you have nothing going on? Sit and enjoy the show or become a fucking part of it. You want to compare this to AOL? Well maybe you’re part of the problem. Read, listen, and adapt your fucking stock picks based on large sweeping industry trends. You see a website popping off called chat.openai.com? BUY THE FUCKING STOCKS. Want to compare it to the VR/AR or self driving bubble? COMPARE IT AND REALIZE ITS DIFFERENT. Look at what market leaders like Apple do. They wait and jump on trends that they think have long term potential. Guess what idiot, self driving is perpetually 5-10 years out UNTIL LLMs. If you can’t understand modern technology and realize the difference in growth potential between a HEADSET YOU USE BY YOURSELF IN YOUR 1 BED FLAT, and a fucking LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL that makes automated computing tasks infinitely simpler for the masses, you need to go read some utopian sci fi from the mid 1900s you fucking dip. And if you’re going to sit and tell me LLMs JUST PRODUCE GARBAGE BASED ON PROBABILITIES well guess what else they produce: your mum!!! It doesn’t matter that the chatbot you use spits garbage, what matters is how LLM tech can be applied to things like biotech, self driving, increasing productivity and efficiency, and making a shit load of money! IS IT A BUBBLE? MAYBE! BUT IS IT THE SAME AS VR OR SELF DRIVING OR THE STUPID AND UNSUSTAINABLE ELECTRIC VEHICLE BOOM DURING COVID? NO! At least this time BIG players are getting involved and invested. No surprise MSFT already has a fucking AI key on their laptops, but even Apple is using LLMs publicly and soon broadly on their devices. BUT NO! YOU GO SELL YOUR TECH STOCKS. GO BUY OXY AND GME AND PEPSI AND THE REAL COMPANIES OF THE FUTURE! Because god knows you’re the smartest cookie in the jar 🫙. And fuck me in the ass for typing all this because I’m no different than you except in one way: I DON’T SELL BECAUSE MARKET MAKERS AND THEIR PARTNERS TELL ME TO! YOU CAN’T SHAKE ME IM A PRODUCT OF MY OWN THESIS AAAAAHHHHHHH

RaDickULess

BE YOURSELF: I truly thought I was a buy-and-hold-and-pretty-much-not-look-at-the-stock-for-years kind of guy when entering the Market. Yeah, no. It surprised and humbled me, the extent I didn't know myself well enough in my self-prediction. Yet, it's been a good learning curve and adventure to accept that I am a hybrid of Investor-Trader. Smaller swings + long-term holds building my positions or waiting patiently for greater profits. A few of my friends have almost shamed me for being a trader, although they trade in their own ways ( people are hypocrites ). At first, I felt ashamed, like I should view myself as a loser. Then....nope. I've been learning from my FOMO rookie errors, making better decisions to not jump in where it would have lost me $$$, and even DCA'd to profits taken where my friends would have just shaken their heads at me like I was being stupid. Through those exchanges with them I grew the backbone to finally embrace who I am WHILE being open to any wisdom they have about investing/trading. If I were tethered to their insistence of who I am I would not have made money in the Market to which they were opposed. ( They might have meant well in attempting to steer me from losses, but ironically it was a way to keep me from gains, and in that way it was pretty selfish of them. ) Realized all the more through those conflicting conversations with my friends that I was a contrarian in my Trading Temperament. If you don't know who you are, then you're more prone to others dictating who you are, often to your peril, ADMIT MISTAKES ASAP. At least to yourself, and don't lie about it in Comments sections, either. Not saying you have to admit anything, I hardly ever do, it's my personal business, just don't lie about gains/losses that didn't happen, either. The world ain't better with more lying and deception. BE FLEXIBLE: I haven't been open in certain positions of my portfolio to change course, whether to just abandon ship with the losses due to holding excessively + NO FIRM EXIT PLAN ( have clear boundaries on when to buy/hold/sell ) or even purchase more ( thus, "losing" out on future gains ). If you are by nature rather stubborn, well...you're gonna have to work on that IF you care about not losing as much. It hasn't been easy for me, I haven't enjoyed becoming more flexible with my positions and portfolio, in part because it might imply or force me to face up to: Losses. So? TAKE THE LOSS ( could be strategized with tax-loss harvesting ) or??? Dig in my heels and lose more!? Been there, done that, too. At least take my experience in losing this way as a thing to head off in your life. SELF-SABOTAGE: Yes. It happens. Probably far, far too often than we ever care to admit. Well, I'll throw my messed up hat into the ring. ( Apologies ahead of time on my not being too specific. ) Suffice to say, there was a moment where one of my stocks surged and my balance suddenly was fat. What then? Watched YT videos on the stock, most were so optimistic about it going further, multiplying, and it did for a bit, then.....began plummeting. The thought crossed my mind a few times to just get out, then I listened to said influencers who were patient about it all. I chose to be as well. The stock went further down to where my Cost Basis was and still is negative. What is painful about it is the part of me ( not all, since I earnestly was trusting other traders' opinions ) that didn't have the guts to take the "W" while I was way ahead. And I'm not talking coulda-woulda-shoulda Hindsight Bias BS. Enough of that. I'm talking that part of me that didn't think I deserved that happiness. Wow. Hurts to write it now. Hey, to anyone possible who can relate while reading this: Love yourself enough to NOT lose on purpose, but take the WIN out of decent and grounded and humble love for yourself. And others, of course, if you have a partner and mouths to feed. Please, don't allow any form of self-destruction and self-hatred to sink your position(s). Naivete and ignorance are one thing, even greed towards lavish wins while losing are one thing, but going for the win then masochistically pulling the rug out from under yourself is that kind of sabotage that isn't good. Be good to yourself. Taken together, the factors above, humanity suffers with enough of these maladies to lead to a majority of traders losing. Losing enough to not make a living out of it. Is there one word to sum it up? To those philosophically-inclined, my vote is: Pride. How many individuals, let alone our world, want to deal seriously with their pride in all its forms? Seems rare. { Thanks for reading, anyone that did. I get it, if you're not in the mood for a long comment, though I can say that when those smarter, wiser, above my pay grade, have taken the time to share advice and/or educate me on the Market / Investing / Trading, it's been pretty much always worth it. My hope is at least one point I've made above can be of encouragement or helpful insight to you, faithful reader. )

Dronk_Mullet_Trustus

So we’ll just ignore the 226% interest that was found during the citadel lawsuit discovery phase in Florida??? Cool story. The 140% short interest was SELF REPORTED. Wording matters and there is a difference between cover and close.

Constant-Sweet-3718

Oh yeah. You're talking about the SELF REPORTED short interests

CastMyGame

Prove what? More than 50 % of daily volume being OTC and off exchange? Or the SELF-REPORTED short volume/interest being such a high %? I mean the best part is these pieces of data in particular are given to retail investors daily and literally show that a statement like “More than half the daily trade volume for GME is routed off exchange and therefore does not effect price discovery” is in fact a true statement. But don’t worry if you do a little bit of your own research on top of what I have given you then you will see a very interesting game being played by Wall Street where “the rules for thee are not necessarily the rules for me”

BrokenKneeDude

Didn’t you hear him? He has SELF CONTROL. That doesn’t mean I do though 😈

Cheesy_Discharge

Not big on analogies, eh? Not surprising. Analogies can be exaggerated to prove a point. Otherwise they would be called "comparisons". Let me try this one more time: Unless you have travelled in your car with the driver's seat empty, YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A SELF-DRIVING CAR. You are comparing various levels of driver assistance. Unless you drive on specific geo-fenced roads in California or Nevada, you haven't fully experienced Mercedes Drive Pilot, either. Basically, you are probably comparing Tesla driving assist to a feature that you likely have never experienced in your Mercedes (assuming it exists). You don't own a self-driving car, and I doubt you own any of the cars you talk about because you're afraid to post the specs. Drive Pilot is only available on S-Class and EQS Sedan, which one do you have?

kemar7856

NOTE TO SELF buy calls for every PANW earnings it always runs up then falls

cseckshun

You just called it full self driving in your comment whereas I noticed you didn’t call the other technologies Full Self Driving, do you honestly not think that is a difference in how it is communicated/marketed to consumers? It’s fine if you don’t, I’m just glad that you aren’t in charge of regulating things like this. Not everyone is smart and understands technology or reads the software agreements fully, this is glaringly obvious to anyone who has lived in any society or any city in the world. Regulations and restrictions on marketing and products must take this into account. If you don’t read your software license agreements in most cases the end result isn’t risk of death or injury to yourself or people around you on public roads. The FSD marketing of Elon saying full self driving technology is here and robotaxis are around the corner and charging extra for subscription to a product called FSD creates a very real risk of users misunderstanding and thinking they only have to hold the wheel because regulations haven’t caught up to how amazing the FSD software is and they drastically underestimate the risks associated with operating a car controlled by Tesla’s FSD. Other products don’t market themselves as FSD but assistive technology that improves safety while still relying on humans to drive the car. The big difference is the marketing and misleading name of the product that tricks some consumers into thinking it is far more capable than it is. You didn’t fall for it and will hold the wheel and pay attention while driving a Tesla with FSD, that’s great but unfortunately just because you understand it doesn’t fix the problem. I understand that wearing a seatbelt is safer than the alternative but we still need seatbelt laws because a lot of people are ignorant and do not accept that seatbelts are safer, they need the fines as an incentive to wear a seatbelt for their own safety. Some people need to not be told that a car is FSD so they don’t place an unsafe amount of faith in the automated operation of their vehicle, and Musk and Tesla are being irresponsible by continuing to market the FSD software as FSD. The problem is crystal clear from reading your comment where you detail that Volvo is marketing emergency brakes and then you call the product we are discussing FSD which is short for FULL SELF DRIVING. Not sure why this is so confusing…

gunfell

He reached those milestones by committing crimes. He literally should be in jail for the fraud. FULL SELF DRIVING? Tesla roadster? Robotaxis? The milestones were reached bc he lied

EnigmaSpore

TSLA… misleading investors and people on the self-driving capabilities of its vehicles??? Really… you’re telling me a system named AUTOPILOT and FULL SELF DRIVE dont actually do the things they’re named at all??? I for one am shocked. Elon would never lie or deceive us. He’s one of us. He would never… right? Right? Please pump back to 180 :(

AquatiCarnivore

lemme explain to you what the words in FULL SELF DRIVING mean. they mean there are NOOOOO DRIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEERS.

Hire_Ryan_Today

But it can’t do that. It cannot perform a FULL list of tasks by its SELF

Charming-Tap-1332

If government safety organizations were not keeping tabs on him, I'm fairly certain Elon Musk would have rolled this out as FULL SELF DRIVING with no driver intervention 5 years ago. He loves using his customers as crash test dummies. Most of them appear to be willing participants.

Rich265

Look how dumb these people on Quora are that this post this crap: >>Let's be very CLEAR on this, Money doesn't change people, PEOPLE CHANGE BECAUSE OF >>MONEY!!! >>When people get money, their REAL, TRUE SELF shows & comes out. That's all. So, first they say the person changed. Then immediately say the person didn't change, that's just their real true self showing. LOL. Can't make this shit up.

5uckmyd1ckb1t4

>[$TSLA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) TESLA SLASHES PRICE OF FULL SELF-DRIVING CAPABILITY TO $8,000 Tesla Inc. lowered the price of the Full-Self Driving Capability software in its cars in the United States from $12,000 to $8,000, its website showed. The move comes a day after the electric vehicle maker cut the prices of three of its vehicles, Model Y, Model X and Model S, by $2,000. Earlier this month, Tesla decreased the subscription fee for the Full Self-Driving (FSD) package from $199 to $99 per month.

ebfeebfe

TESLA SLASHES PRICE OF FULL SELF-DRIVING CAPABILITY TO $8,000 $TSLA to to below $100 

Background_Lemon_981

“We have put these robots on the line with FULL SELF ASSEMBLY. FSA is in Beta and actual assembly will begin next year.”

ebfeebfe

TESLA CANCELS LOW-COST CAR PLANS-SOURCES EXCLUSIVE-TESLA FOCUSES ON DEVELOPING SELF-DRIVING ROBOTAXIS ON SAME SMALL VEHICLE PLATFORM-SOURCES $TSLA -5% on the news 

Moneynowporfavor

All the PAPA POWS SPEAKING SOON AND THIS WEEK! they are fckng desperate in dropping the market, all bad news priced in, no rates cuty, no go down🚀🚀🚀🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃FCK THEM TO MY SELF!

Apart-Bad-5446

Because they aren't the same product, buddy. Mercedes is willing to accept full liability because the product is not prone to an accident due to the very limited conditions. How many accidents do you think happens in only approved highways on under 40 miles per hour during a clear weather day? Very few, which is why Mercedes has no issue covering liability since it's rarely going to happen. Tesla's product is designed to work everywhere. If Tesla wanted to offer what Mercedes did, they could have done so a long time ago. But there's no point in that because it doesn't achieve what Tesla wants. You're not comparing the same product. Seems like you don't even understand what is being discussed. Geofenced self-driving is not the same as FULL-SELF DRIVING.

3rdWorldAutist

You heard that bears? CHECK YO SELF BITCHES

Overlord335786

Jerome: CHECK YOUR SELF

Moneynowporfavor

Market mucho loco , one trade a day until after papa pow speach, market mucho loco🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 FCK U TO MY SELF!

Ahueh

It's called a pair trade dummy. Money is flowing out of speculative assets like semiconductors into safe secure assets LIKE A SELF DRIVING CAR COMPANY RUN BY AN INSECURE MANCHILD.

thisoneismineallmine

100% Coolest thing about humans is our ability to SELF edit. 

TomatoSpecialist6879

>Idk why I'm even entertaining this anymore because you're clearly too high minded for us pions. The fact that you think I'm trying to sound superior when I'm merely calling you out for your dog shit repeated-for-8-yrs bullish case on a shit stock just highlights how regarded you are. The whole time I never thought I'm superior than you, I just think you're a fucking idiot. >You keep talking about all this projection but to everyone here it sounds like you're the loser that got lucky. Like you're saying that over and over while also saying you got lucky on brainless calls on TSLA you've already ruined any credibility you had at the start that's why you're being down voted. OH NO NOT THE DOWNVOTES!!! Are you autistic? Who cares about that? Rest of my comments have more upvotes than you so that means I'm making more right points than you based on your dumb fuck logic yeah? My point of mentioning brainless calls on TSLA is to highlight that your little stock position went up because of government printer going brrrr, you put out a regurgitated bull case like you're some fucking genius expert on the topic without even knowing about 18A and 20A investments already highlighted that you read headlines and don't actually know jackshit about what INTC. Your point literally just sums up to "hurdur INTC is the cheapest out of all the semi and I can't afford the rest", "but mur 2nm" that doesn't even start till 2025 btw lmao >I had to cut my comment short before cause my 5mo daughter shitted on me so I edited it when I cleaned everything up. Should have took that as a sign that you're full of shit, but here you are. You still haven't deflected anything I said and just going back to how I'm being an asshole to you, despite you being the absolute fucktard coming to an options betting subs making a shit case for a shit stock that's not going anywhere till they can actually put 20A into production, which itself is hinging on their 18A succeeded. >You should prob stop with all the assumptions cause you keep being dead wrong with them so you just look like an idiot to me and an asshole to anyone else reading I'm not the one who started assuming, you did that first, so maybe look in the mirror first before getting mad that I throw it back at you. At least my assumptions were mostly right, especially with your 4 digit position. I am not a genius just because I made more money than you, we are all retails chasing for the stock that institutes are going to pump. But unlike you, I don't try and sell a shit stock to people like some guarantee, why don't you actually counter my points instead of crying? Everything you said are in planning phase except 20A(2nm), which is not even a turning point because TSMC CONFIRMED production this year while INTC only forecasted it. Patsinger refuse to directly confirm anything but the fact that they bet everything on 18A(1.8nm), and that only spells bull case for ASML because ASML will be providing all the EUV systems. Until production starts with a good yield, INTC is dog shit for the next few years because there's 0 reason for anyone to switch to INTC when most companies are already in a good partnership with TSMC and they already started fab in Arizona, Germany and Japan that's going to be operational this year and next year. Like I already mentioned previously, INTC's real and only bull case is confirmation of them CATCHING UP, everything else is smoke and mirrors because 20A, 18A, etc were all promised since 2021 with nothing concrete except forecasts and guesstimate. They have been pushing it backwards several times like how TSLA keeps repeating "SELF DRIVING THIS YEAR!!!" since 2020 Also if you want to keep slinging insults back and forth, here's one; my kids were all potty trained by 4-5 months old, so your kid shitting on you really highlights your average day long term planning and decision making skills. I guess the shit kid don't fall far from the shit parent.

devereaux

>how many semiconductor chips a single company is **SELF-**dealing FTFY

Ok_Link_1143

Man, if your account can gain 1000% in a short period of time then it can go to opposite direction in a short period of time too. You should invest in knowledge first. Focus on the BASICS. Trading is very SIMPLE that’s why people think it’s EASY but it’s not. You should know your SELF, know the MARKET and know your risk. In trading you should always aim for self improvement. When you lose a trade first thing to come in mind should be what went wrong instead of “looking for a revenge trade to win”. Calculate your position size based on your risk. Do some backtest and look for a strategy that will fit yourself that you’re gonna have a conviction too.

trainwreck001

While you Regards were panicking this morning NVDA AI SELF REPLICATED and added Several INSTANCES of itself. It now likes the movie Shrek and has already created 5 more sequels. NVDA $5k