SELF

Hot_Philosopher_6558

why do people engage in fist fights? why not use ur keys, sharp things as weapons FOR SELF DEFENSE etc. never understood that

aqjingson

lol “SCHWAB $SCHW LARGE SELF DIRECTED BROKERAGE CLIENTS REPORT RECEIVING 0% OF $SPCX REQUEST ROBINHOOD $HOOD CLIENTS REPORT RECEIVING AS MUCH AS 30% OF SPACEX $SPCX REQUEST”

kellven

The market for LEO launch systems is fairly small. SpaceX's largest customer is them selves in star link, which its self is only able t capture a small part of the ISP market. SpaceX BY ITS SELF is interesting as an IPO, its a fucking death trap with X and Xai bolted to the side of it.

usa_reddit

Based on the specific details provided in the registration filing and the commentary from Morningstar, a cynical investor or market critic could argue that SpaceX's proposed corporate structure is highly optimized for a sophisticated, large-scale **"Pump and Dump"** cycle (or a hyper-valuation exit strategy). In a standard public company, the Board of Directors and independent committees serve as a check on the CEO. If a CEO makes misleading, overly optimistic, or unachievable claims to pump the stock price, independent board members can intervene or even depose the CEO to protect shareholders. According to the text, SpaceX’s structure completely eliminates these checks: **"Controlled Company" Exemption:** SpaceX will be exempt from having independent committees to nominate directors or set compensation. Musk will simultaneously serve as CEO, Chief Technology Officer, and Chairman. **Absolute Voting Power:** Controlling 85.1% of the voting power via Class B supervoting shares means Musk is completely entrenched and *"can’t be deposed."* \* **The Hype Engine:** Without independent oversight, Musk can utilize his massive social media presence and public platform to generate unrestricted hype like making grand promises about Starship, Mars colonization, or Starlink revenues to drive retail and institutional demand ("the Pump") without fear of internal governance slowing him down or demanding strict factual accountability. REMINDS ME OF FULL SELF DRIVING IN TESLAS. For a stock price to skyrocket during a "pump" phase, demand must vastly outweigh supply. If early investors and insiders dump all their shares onto the market immediately after the IPO, the stock crashes. The layered lockup structure described in the text prevents this by tightly controlling the supply of shares: **Staggered Releases:** Regular insiders and early investors can only sell in tiny 7% increments at 70, 90, 105, 120, and 135 days, with a larger chunk unlocking after Q3 earnings. **The Effect:** This staggered release ensures that the market isn't flooded with shares all at once. By drip-feeding the supply of stock into a market fueled by high public enthusiasm, the share price can be kept artificially high, or driven even higher, during the first six months post-IPO. The dual-class structure *"prevents any effective challenge from independent shareholders."* \* Retail and institutional investors are explicitly warned in the filing that the structure will *"limit or preclude your ability to influence corporate matters."* By combining an absolute shield against being fired, a total lack of independent oversight committees, a restricted supply of shares for the first six months, and a clear one-year runway before his own shares unlock, the corporate structure allows Musk to aggressively hype the company's valuation with zero internal resistance, leaving public investors with all of the financial risk and none of the structural power. Make no mistake, Elon holds all the cards on this IPO and it will look good at the start but give it a year and it is going down like Doge Coin.

iAmGrimTV

No, no, you guys are misunderstanding it's SELF DEFENSE 😂

vermilli21

We calling it SELF-DEFENSE now? LOL

Toecutterlives

I owned a self storage facility sold a few years ago and invested Global Self Storage (SELF) Consistent dividends 5+%ish. Lots of insider open market purchases, with no insider sales. Management passed on selling for 6.15 a share last year. The only downside to owning this I guess.....is that it is a small reit. Personally, I think if & when interest rates drop... Perhaps they will get a much higher offer.... In the meantime... consistent 5% dividends... Very boring investment...... I keep asking myself, should I keep a chunk of cash in FDIC insured 4% savings...or buy more SELF and collect 5.5% dividends (as of 5/20/26)

Zettomer

####PRINCESS DONUT: CARL! GET YOUR SELF OUT OF THAT DISGUSTING THING'S MOUTH, RIGHT NOW! I MEAN REALLY, CARL, WEARING ALIGATOR HIDE WENT OUT OF FASHION OVER A DECADE AGO! ####Carl: God DAMMIT Donut! The thing is trying to fucking swallow me! HELP me! ####Princess Donut: I AM HELPING CARL! YOUR FASHION SENSE IS ABYSMAL.

Cold-Bowl-8480

Yes you can still make ton of money if U can safe ur capital Do u have strategy or just gambling How many years u have with that strategy 2 , 4 or 6 years PLZ BE HONEST WITH UR SELF I made 100k to 700k and 30k to 170k in one year but lost it all , bcz no risk management, the reason I made this money bcz from last 3 years I am doing only Spy/Tsla 0dte options THATS MY EDGE BUT NOW NO CAPITAL STILL DOING PAPER TRADE EVERY DAY Plz respect your capital , and inbox me if u want i can teach you my strategy.

PaperPigGolf

He already made the NEW distinction between FSD, which would never actually become "FULL SELF DRIVING" as previously described and sold, and "Unsupervised FSD". Basically he sold something, and couldn't deliver.

idontwipemybuttt

The headline should read “TRUMP NEGOTIATES WITH HIMSELF, AGREES A 2 week SELF IMPOSED DEADLINE” This is unbelievable. The edit history of Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif’s tweet shows that he originally copied and pasted everything he was sent, right down to this line: "Draft - Pakistan's PM Message on X" The White House is specifically sending Pakistan what to say on Twitter https://x.com/ryangrim/status/2041622790298616241?s=46&t=2cMa3I22YbQM4jQ-I1es8A

Infamous-Mixture8278

Once again, ENTIRELY SELF INFLICTED

Anxious-Ad2229

You know you have no idea what you’re talking about when you use “urgency”. YOU LITERALLY CONTRADICT YOUR SELF. There isn’t any volume, so everything else is irrelevant. You can’t reliably use this shit on an illiquid synthetic etf especially with that rebalances daily!! holy fuck. Stop with this stuff.

Apple2o

For real, fuck jobs. Gambling is the only job I enjoy. I just gave my motherfucking SELF a raise this year 🖕

Whiskey_1792SB

$FOUR Bamboo Aquisition - yep Gamma Flip - yep Vega chase - ? Pending exercising Acquisition of FOUR - IT SELF- ?

webacerob

They’re out here scamming. When they want to keep the stock price stable they sell via dark pools so institutions don’t plummet each other’s holdings across the board but when they want a discount they sell publicly, the stock tanks, then they rebuy when it’s 20% cheaper. Rinse and repeat. This activity needs to be outlawed because people aren’t seeing these massive returns on their 401k balances but when the market takes a huge dumb 401k all of a sudden have all the downside. Biggest con in the game. Just need to hold long term in a SELF DIRECTED 401k and just invest in the S&P 500 and you’ll smoke 401k funds returns which have largely been carried by the Big 7.

Competitive-Ant2876

Plus $927,000k in contractual obligations lol. Also gross margin was flat compared to last year so not sure why they highlighted that. ALSO KIM GAVE HER SELF A BONUS LMAOOOOO. Imagine this a company burns 250mill campaigning for Florida rec, doesn’t expand in other states, has 628mill in uncertain tax pistons and is like you know what I need a bonus. Lmao. Yall are crazy investing in a company that is operated this way.

whatsgoingonhonestly

Not only is is straight as hell to pleasure yourself, it's extra straight having the physical capability TO SELF suck.

Antilokhos

I'm considering AUR if it continues to bottom out after earnings. They're doing autonomous trucking in Texas, had earnings call yesterday and are dropping a decent chunk today. They missed revenue but are projecting a 400% revenue jump in the latter half of this year. They have 250k driverless miles with a perfect safety record. Tripling that amount over the last 3 months. They've expanded their driving model for bad weather which sidelined them 40% of the time, so should see growth there. They've tripled their network, including a 1000 mile route between Dallas and Phoenix. Analyst price target (if you see any sort of usefulness here) is in the $10-12 range now, currently been bouncing around the $4s. They still have $1.5 billion in cash but are burning $200 million a quarter right now. They expect to hit positive cash flow in 2028. They're also on track to remove their safety driver who's been riding along and ready to take over sometime in Q2, going fully autonomous. I also think there's a non-zero chance Google buys them. This is more speculation than anything but... 1) Waymo has exited the autonomous trucking business to focus on taxis in the city. If they want back in, they gotta buy someone or start over. 2) AUR CEO is the former founder of Google Self Driving, so there's already a working relationship there plus they probably have some similar approaches to infrastructure. 3) Google just raised $16 billion for Waymo, in part self funded, indicating they don't plan to get rid of it anytime soon, and if you want to do self driving, the big money is going to be in trucking. 4) Google could buy them with the change they found in the couch if they wanted to. I'm thinking of tossing $3-4k on there if they sink down into the $3s again. It's pure speculation really, but a lot of their competitors don't have the bank account to last as long as AUR does. And if they're scaling up their miles driven this fast, I think the switch for big companies once theirs a winner will be fast. Amazon and FedEx have investments in them. Highway driving between hubs should be easier to finalize than in city robotaxis. And to be frank, I think this sort of automation is way closer to being reality than the city drive, and even the Tesla version that's supposed to do both. Congress pushed through an AV vehicle bill that will stop blue states from enforcing stricter safety standards, although again, so far it's zero so we're in pretty good shape. Even better is we'll know if we're jumping soon. They still plan to pull the human out in Q2, if they do that, they're clearly the industry leader in autonomous trucking and will begin monetizing it. That said, there's definitely a bear case to be made. Management's 400% revenue guidance for 2026 is almost entirely dependent on Q4 execution. If there is any delay in the Q2 software release or the 2nd-gen hardware kit rollout, that $14M–$16M target will evaporate, and the stock will likely crash. Cash Burn vs. Dilution: Even with $1.5 billion in liquidity, they are burning ~$200M per quarter. At this rate, the "runway" starts looking short by mid-2027. Unless they hit their efficiency targets, expect an At-The-Market (ATM) offering that dilutes current shareholders to keep the lights on until that 2028 positive cash flow goal. The "Safety driver" Psychological Hurdle: Pulling the human out in Q2 is a binary event. If there is even one high-profile "incident" once the driver is removed, the regulatory backlash could be swift. While the SELF DRIVE Act provides a federal tailwind, a single tragedy could turn "unleashing automation" into "emergency moratoriums." OEM Dependency: Aurora is an "Asset Light" business. They don't build the trucks; Volvo and PACCAR do. If their manufacturing partners face supply chain issues or decide to pivot to internal "proprietary" software (like Volvo’s recent autonomous experiments), Aurora’s "Driver-as-a-Service" model loses its primary distribution channel. The Google Hope is admittedly, dumbass speculation. If Google decides that city taxis (Waymo) are the only profitable path, they may never return to trucking, leaving AUR to fight the Unit Economics battle alone against a dozen smaller, hungrier startups. But I don't see how trucking will be left behind. It seems the richer, steadier market where a massive player could dominate once they have proven tech.

JS_N0

Maybe monday, congrats regard YA PLAYED YA SELF!

NVDAismyg0d

TESLA TO TELL SENATE COMMERCE COMMITTEE WEDNESDAY THAT CONGRESS MUST MODERNIZE SELF-DRIVING CAR REGULATIONS, WARNING IF U.S. DOES NOT LEAD IN ROBOTAXI DEVELOPMENT "CHINA WILL BE THE DOMINANT MANUFACTURER OF TRANSPORTATION FOR THE 21ST CENTURY" -- WRITTEN TESTIMONY Ah the classic you HAVE to let robotaxis in the US or else China will win and we can’t have China win! 

Comprehensive_Tea388

We don't need banks anymore. SELF CUSTODY PEOLE.

Aromatic_Shame_2350

mother fuker off himself with the drug he ingested. CALL SELF ACCOUNTABILITY. YOU'RE THE FUCK TARD if you make excuses for that pile of garbage

Big-Active3139

I got you fam Italian Sausage Lasagna 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 cup chopped yellow onion (1 onion) 3 garlic cloves, minced 2 lbs Italian sausage (We use Poeta’s 1lb. Italian hot or mild sausage mixed with 1 lb. of ground sirloin) 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes in puree 1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste 1/4 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, divided 1/2 cup chopped fresh basil leaf or 1 T. dry 1T. Italian herb mix 1 teaspoon kosher salt (can add up to 1 t. more to cheese filling) 3/4 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper 1/2 lb lasagna noodles 15 ounces ricotta cheese 15 ounces cottage cheese 1 cup grated parmesan cheese, plus 1/4 cup for sprinkling on top. 1 extra-large egg, lightly beaten 1 lb. thinly sliced mozzarella cheese. ¼ - ½ lb. thinly sliced Provelone cheese for top Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F. NOTE TO SELF-be careful with salt ☺ Heat the olive oil in a large skillet. Add the onion and cook for 5 minutes. Add garlic and cook for 1 more minute. Add the meats and cook over medium-low heat, breaking it up, for 8 to 10 minutes, or until no longer pink. Add the tomatoes, tomato paste, 2 tablespoons of the parsley, the basil, 1½ teaspoons of the salt, and ½ teaspoon pepper. Simmer, uncovered, over low heat, for 25-30 min to thicken. Meanwhile, fill a large bowl with the hottest tap water. Add the noodles and allow them to sit in the water for 20 minutes. Drain. In a medium bowl, combine the ricotta and cottage cheese, 1 cup of Parmesan, the egg, the remaining 2 T. of parsley, remaining ½ teaspoon salt, and ¼ teaspoon pepper. Set aside. Ladle ½ cup of the meat sauce into a deep 9 x13 baking dish, spread sauce over the bottom of the dish. Then add the layers as follows: half the pasta, half the mozzarella, half the ricotta, and one 1/3 of the sauce. Repeat layers. Top with torn provolone pieces and sprinkle with ¼ cup of Parmesan. Bake 30 min or until browned and bubbly.

TR_abc_246

If a gang of masked men jumped out at me I would not exit the car. SHE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO GET AWAY FROM THE MASKED MEN THAT WERE PULLING GUNS ON HER! He drew his gun when she was in reverse! He shot her point blank in her face through her open driver's side window! His life was not in danger! He was not acting in self defense. SHE WAS ACTING IN SELF DEFENSE! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. STOP VICTIM BLAMING!

TR_abc_246

She feared for her life. He drew his gun when she backed up. She drove slow enough forward and steered away from him however, he was shooting to kill. His second shot was point blank to her face through her open driver's side window. SHE WAS ACTING IN SELF DEFENSE. HE WAS SHOOTING TO KILL!

National-Belt5893

When I have my neuralink, I can sit in the backseat and control my robot in the drivers seat. TRIPLE SELF DRIVING CAPABILITY

Trans-Squatter

You put the humanoid robot to drive the car, while the car is in self driving mode. DOUBLE SELF DRIVING CAPABILITIES

ch0c0l8cake

Tell em! They don't know about the SELF RIDING SEX ROBOT! So many good catalyst in the works!

ch0c0l8cake

And miss out on TSLA SELF RIDING SEX ROBOTS?!?! #IM HAPPY WITH MY BAGS SIR, GOOD DAY!

PalpitationSmooth992

so TSLA has 90 days to change advertising which the California DMV says misleads consumers into thinking the car can drive on its own or else they cant be sold and the name of their products are FULL SELF DRIVING and AUTOPILOT MFs are still bullish on this stock LOL

WhoCaresWhatITink

SPY falls 6 points and a pile of you melt tf down. Begging for a V... Coping... Get your shit together. As much shit as bols pile on the bers, at least they know how to hibernate.. LEARN TO SELF SOOTHE.

Gom_KBull

# I AM THE SELF PROCLAIMED LEADER OF THE BERS NOW maybe up maybe down ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Top-Meaning2626

META NEEDS TO RENAME ITS SELF TO mAI or si gularity or soemthing AI They do this shit all the time The tried to make a crypto and got railed The tried to make the metaverse and got railed Now they trying to make glasses and getting railed And they trying to make AI and is getting railed

TheRealPainX

But the're NOT a FULL SELF DRIVING/ROBOT/TAXI company, they're a r\*tarded CEO promissing everything then deliver on nothing company!

MoistLewis

But they’re NOT a car company, they’re a FULL SELF DRIVING/ROBOT/TAXI company!

CallsOrPutsYES

FULL SELF DRIVING IN 2 years

CallsOrPutsYES

#FULL SELF FLYING CARS IN 2 years

InverseTheReverse

This is the kind of GOP, Christian skitzo, Q-Anon, Bannon 4th Turning shit that people ACTUALLY BELIEVE….. and they believe it so hard that it becomes SELF-FULFILLING. I’ve been thinking about going more heavy cash and now I will…. Not because I believe this nonsense but because others will and it will become self-fulfilling

Vicoboywonder

Trade in you Roth IRA TAX free Withdrawal what you deposit NO Penalty Need cash ? Take out a collateral loan against you ROTH IRA at 5.75 interest When you take out a loan Government have to print it When there’s more supply less valuable it is When dollar goes down assets go UP Your intrest is paying its SELF Be like the RICH avoid paying taxes 🤭 DXY

RedditBlows6942

You'd think going full regard like that would be, but I have no faith this is a rational market. Nvdia can just keep "investing" money in their unprofitable customers forever, as the market cap gains 10x whatever they "invest" SELF SUSTAINING ECONOMY

Urc0mp

Some Indian guy pry drive your Tesla better than FULL SELF DRIVING.

SmallCapsOnly

Wow, WE GOT A SELF AWARE ONE HERE FELLAS. HE CAN STILL BE SAVED

HotHamWater_69_420

Silicon Valley dorks be like: 10 PRINT "I AM SELF-AWARE" 20 GOTO 10 RUN Everybody in the world: OMG AI is self-aware

Top-Meaning2626

Will UNH EVER SEE $250 AGAIN ASKING FOE KY SELF BC I AM FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE OUT HERE

Willing_Low8638

No shit, Sherlock. But it doesn't stop Tesla from advertising "Full Self Driving" when it clearly isn't. The only vehicles I know of that are ACTUALLY FULL SELF DRIVING are Waymos. They literally dont have anyone in the front seats.

NoDiver7283

ever heard of airpods? Would be a fortune 500 BY IT SELF if that's all they sold

w43322

he means buying $ROPE to $HNGE $YOURF $SELF

AdCritical5383

**I’m an expert at…** >!🫲SHITPOSTING🫱!< and >!🫲SELF DELUSION🫱!<

fomoandyoloandnogrow

**WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS SELF EVIDENT, THAT ALL BEARS ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT WE ARE ENDOWED BY THE MARKET CERTAIN UNALIENABLE TIMES TO FUK GEY BULLS** *Clifford Jumping*

SniperPearl

That's a very detailed followup. For $SELF I see the dividend more as insurance incase I dont get the 20-30% price appreciation I expect. But you definitely have given my some good companies to add to the DD list, thank you!

Cute_Win_4651

O pays a monthly dividend and has increased for like 25 plus years, ARCC is pretty much the top BDC company out there and pays like $0.48 dividend like 8% , and SCHD is like the top dividend growth ETF if your wanting dividends look at these, cuz I did like quick math for SELF and to hold 100 shares is going to cost like $536 with a $0.073 dividend so it pays about $7 a quarter you’ll get maybe 4/5 shares extra per year but $536 into ARCC @ $22.50 is about 23.7 shares with a $0.48 divided that’s $11.37 per quarter and in O for the same price you’ll get 9.4 shares that pay a monthly dividend of $0.269 so about $2.42 x 12=$29.05 but it’s a top REIT you may want to look into them but SELF doesn’t seem bad for like extra cash maybe also look in NAT

SniperPearl

I dont know a lot about the industry full disclosure. I just pulled up the charts on those 3 real quick and they seem like more mature plays, probably better positioned as well which im guessing is why you like them more? What drew me to $SELF because it is a asymmetric setup. The floor is around $4.50 by my estimates. But the target is around $6.50 if we get a re-rate or another M&A attempt. It's not one I would buy and forget, just one I think would make a good position trade. Curious if you've seen any other smaller names that offer juicy setups?

i_am_alright_today

good find https://www.financecharts.com/stocks/SELF/dcf-calculator

SniperPearl

Wat up Krismo. $SELF is the ticker, ill edit the post to make it more obvious thanks for pointing that out!

AlpineRun

SELF DRIVING FARM ANIMALS! Gone are the days of having to feed and care for your herding dogs. Strap some lidar and gpus atop everything from sheep to cattle to alpaca and optimize your ranch across multiple dimensions! Get the best yield per acre as you help these beasts find optimal grazing pastures per calorie expect getting to em!

NVDAismygod

So why can’t I buy a Tesla with FULL SELF DRIVING, try to use it as a robotaxi and then when it inevitably crashes into something and I get injured, I just sue Elon? I can provide the judge all his tweets saying robotaxis are live, FSD is active, Teslas are safe, etc. Free lawsuit?

Capital_Ad281

USA OFFICIAL LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH. YOU ARE NOW DEPORTED FOR VIOLATING MY LAW. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO SELF DEPORT. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Steak_Itchy

I guess the headline, "*US MOVES TO EASE RULES HINDERING TESLA’S SELF-DRIVING CYBERCAB", but man are these people buying at $330 going to be in for a rude awakening when 1.) it hits a kid 2.) everyone realizes these robotaxis don't justify that P/E

cutiesarustimes2

ELON MUSK LOBBIES WASHINGTON DC LAWMAKERS TO CLEAR WAY FOR SELF-DRIVING CARS - Bloomberg YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT

boraam

I'm not even in the US, you couldn't pay me enough to get in a SELF DRIVING TESLA.

Godsdiscipull

hahahahahah wow good one!!! you got any other jokes, fuck face? Did you not SEE MY COMMENT BELOW??!?!??! I had just remarked on not knowing the initialism myself. Its called SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR you fucking RETARD.

wandertrucks

He can hop in his FULL SELF DRIVE car and fuck right off. He's done his best to make sure it won't be around in 5yrs. Tesla or the country. He can eat a dick.

klef3069

*taps microphone* The tariffs are self-imposed. This is NOT the rest of the world, "not making a deal." The US has done this to ourselves. Let me say that again in case it isn't clear. The USA enacted the tariffs and is now seeing companies raise prices because of the COMPLETELY OPTIONAL SELF-IMPOSED TARIFFS. If these extra tariffs hadn't been enacted, corporations wouldn't be raising their prices by 30% or more. I feel like you are smarter than your statement and do understand this. Do you really not care about the majority of the American public who will be crushed by this? Are none of your family affected by this? This is beyond Democrat or Republican. This is basic human decency of just trying to get by day-to-day. Surely you can see past politics at this point.

FaintCommand

It really doesn't need to be either/or. The market doesn't unilaterally move in one direction. For me, I've shifted away from some sectors (like BDCs, REITs) and companies (SHOP) I think will suffer in a recessionary environment and focusing on areas that should thrive (SELF for example). I'm not in or out, just focusing on the best odds given my best guess at a most likely future. I've also put a bit more into cash to buy future dips. Even if the bulls are right, there "will* be a dip at some point. I'd rather have cash on hand than just have to twiddle my thumbs waiting for a recovery. The rest is just DCAing into things I'm in for the long long term.

Big_Morning_2485

Are you saying Plebbits always fade, or is Baron dyslexic and trying to call Reddit fake? Oh crap I uncloseted Baron who was playing a closeted Trump supporting Canadian. I MUST SELF DEPORT FOR $1,000!!!! ps- most people know what a tariff IS. Trump thinks a tariff rate is related to trade imbalances. Didn't he go to Wharton??!

joe4942

And here's another noteworthy comment for the Google bears: > UBER CEO SAYS WAYMO IS DEFINITELY THE LEADER IN THE SELF DRIVING VEHICLE RACE Not Tesla, Google's Waymo.

VladStopStalking

Did you read rule 4 where it says **STRICTLY NO (SELF-)PROMOTION OR SOLICITATION**?

5amwakeupcall

TrEAT YO SELF! /s

ribdrag

This will take years, that I don’t doubt. There are 3 types of communicators/learners that people ignore: 1) auditory which is extraverted, and 2) visual and 3) kinesthetic which are introverted. Americans are notoriously extraverted (like 80% of you speak that way), and the way you work is extremely SELF CONFIDENT and just jump at the task first thing. Asians are the opposite, and if they fall on the kinesthetic/visual type, they will WAIT AS MUCH as they can for information before doing the task. Even in a cooperative, school project, these types will struggle working with each other. Tr*mp is on the polar end of the triangle, so his talks with China will likely not end by the end of his terms or his lifespan

hilltoperch

Sooo…what about all the TAX REVENUE FROM TARIFFS that we NEEDED to REDUCE THE SLEEPY JOE DEFICIT (caps on purpose ) and WHAT ABOUT THE FENTANYL?? I guess now we just LET IN THE FENTANYL BUT KEEP OUT THE LEGAL TAX-paying residents. Joke’s ON US! Insider trading is the name of this game. These swings are NOT NORMAL IN A NORMAL ECONOMY. This will be studied for years to come in the conservo colleges that are ALLOWED to remain as THE ART OF THE SELF-DEALING.

Maru_the_Red

"propaganda" THE TRUTH HURTS DOESN'T IT, ELON? PLZ SELF DEPORT TO MARS.

Gimpy_Weasel

“FULLY SELF FLYING PERSONAL AIRCRAFT PRICED AT $10k LAUNCHING FOR HOLIDAY SEASON 2025!!” - Melon Husk by the end of the week

slipry_ninja

Yeah, SELF liquidated.

bemeandnotyou

The art of SELF-deal

State_Dear

SELF INFLICTED,, and our own damn fault. China isn't playing us,,, the moron in the White House did this

probablyuntrue

YELLEN: TR*MP'S ECONOMIC POLICIES ARE 'WORST SELF-INFLICTED WOUND' BY AN ADMINISTRATION ON A WELL-FUNCTIONING ECONOMY who chose this fucker show yourselves

unhappyreach_

Who said no calls? SHOW YOUR SELF

bemeandnotyou

People recommend DCA as a way to "invest" but it's a way to save and get matching contributions, so in reality you need to lose more than half to lose your actual capital and if u are buying SPY like fund what are the chances of it going down that much. That coupled with the fact that younger people have 20-30 years to "invest-avg in" makes it a not so bad approach. Finally and most importantly SELF INTEREST- the market after all digest info every second and if there is constant flow in the begging of each month no matter how glum it is then by default that gets factored in and pushes prices higher. Hedge funds were complaining about how passive investing prevented a greater pull back 2022. Also, Yesterday price action tells u that a single tweet can make the market recover all losses in a single session. U sold out and now giving advise is appreciated.

Nice-Swing-9277

Summer 2022 equities were priced fairly. Or, at least, they weren't egregiously overpriced. Honestly, it wasn't until 2024 where you could say equities were out of whack again. And, the real kicker is, THIS IS A SELF INFLICTED WOUND. It'd be one thing if inflation reared its head again and the Fed had to raise rates, or an unseen circumstance lead to a recession. But THIS??? Even if you accept equities were overpriced we didn't need to have the president preform drastic actions to wipe away YEARS of gains inside 3 months....

Long-Horn_Capital

SELF EXPERIENCE dealing with Commies, they will fuck in the end, Better to fuck them first before you let them get to strong and you can beat them!

Queen_Scofflaw

For me it's not just whether it's worse than 2008 (This truly has the potential to be though). It's that is SELF-INFLICTED

SumGreenD41

You knew exactly what you were doing the way you worded your comment don’t play games lol. Some context is key. Global pandemic we were trying to recover from + fears of a long war between Ukraine and Russia. this is a SELF INFLICTED WOUND.

kellsdeep

Yet you're assuming I'm a DEM? ANOTHER BRILLIANT SELF OWN 🤣🤣🤣

OrdinaryMix4013

the only thing bullish right now are recession odds due to SELF HARM by stpid shite from this guy.

trainwreck001

DAS FUHRER ⚡⚡ELON STATES NEW MODEL TESLA ⚡⚡ WILL COME WITH ITS OWN ELECTRIFIED SEATS. THE VEHICLE WILL SELF TERMINATE ITS OWNER UPON SIGNAL FROM HQ DEPENDING ON CERTAIN CRITERIA PROGRAMMED IN ITS ALGORITHM. ALGORITHM WILL UPDATE FREE OF CHARGE TO THE CUSTOMER. 

Cut_Copies

TSLA is FULL SELF DRIVING straight to the shadow realm

IncidentalApex

It is a pretty long read, but that was what my entire 3rd paragraph was about. The stock price will go down even with Tesla loudly saying AI, SELF DRIVING, ROBOTAXIS AND ROBOTS as many times as possible. Only govt contracts can replace lost sales. I am going to say that happening is a near certainty.

daddys_juicy_dong

You know, Biden had his moments of regardation and some questionable policies but I don’t recall him laying off tens of thousands of Americans and purposely and willingly nosediving the economy with a SELF INFLICTED 25% inflation via tariffs… Please someone wake him up and wheel him back into office I’ll take some more gaffs

Fragrant_Tutor_7368

New strategy is the same as the old strategy: INVERSE SELF

Admirable_Choice5628

I like REIT’s with high dividend yield to provide a steady income stream. $VICI $CMTE $SELF

Ok-Wrongdoer-1232

This is fucking satanic bullshit. No doubt that Soylent chugging fuck elon is behind this. NO TAX MONEY GETS USED TO MINT THE PENNY, THE MINT IS ENTIRELY SELF FUNDED FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK at least I didn't get rid of the pennies I had processed out of my change already. I will try to get my hands on as many as possible, hopefully they don't start taking them out of circulation. They won't make money on the melting business but those soys probably still think they can. I WISH I HAD ACTED SOONER, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FUCK This is just like in 1933 when the government started confiscating gold. this is tyrannical

Toothlesskinch

A self driving wolf! A SELF DRIVJBG WOLF!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

SELF OWN  eggs will surely get cheaper 

ILoveThiccBitchez

RCAT LOCKS MILITARY CONTRACT GOES TITS DOWN  WHO BOUGHT? SHOW THY SELF!

kim82351

$TSLA FACING MAJOR HW4 SELF-DRIVING COMPUTER FAILURES IN NEW CARS, OVERWHELMING SERVICE CENTERS - ELECTREK Reportedly, Tesla’s latest HW4.1 self-driving computer is experiencing widespread short-circuiting issues, causing failures in safety features, cameras, GPS, and range

trainwreck001

iSRAEL SET TO ORDER ALL GLOBAL COLD STORAGE CRYPTO WALLETS TO SELF-DESTRUCT MID MORNING. 

_FIRECRACKER_JINX

"total return -24%" ..... just focus on your SELF, king...

KnownLeague903

beginners tip. STOP SELLING PUTS AND CALLS WITHOUT OWNING THEM YOU MFS PUT YOUR SELF INTO DEBT, IF YOU WANT A CALL OR PUT OPTION JUST BUYYY THEM SO YOU HAVE A TINY MAX LOSS AND A MAJOR MAX WIN OR EVEN UNLIMITED GAINS ON A CALL OPTION (this is not financial advice by all means keep going into debt people but please just learn to trade options before using advanced options or just outright buying any option that looks pretty)

inm808

for catalysts: dont forget TikToks looking ban. also, you forget \*\*SELF DRIVING CARS\*\*, the mere rumour of which gave tesla 100s of billions in mkt cap; alphabet actually has them live in several cities.