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SEPT 16TH DD: The Fed gonna mess up your calls (OR) J-Pow’s successor is bringing back the 1980s. Grab your helmets? (co-written by Gemini)
Mayday, Mayday - JetBlue Airways's (JBLU) Zero Hedge Disaster
5-Minute Survey: How Do You Learn About Money & Investing?
Roadzen’s 🧩 DrivebuddyAI Awarded Patent for Real-Time Driver Drowsiness Detection — Crosses 1.8 Billion Kilometers of Real-World AI Driving Data
YOLO'd DISNEY, MADE $18,500 — MICKEY MOUSE JUST PAID OFF MY CREDIT CARD DEBT 🐭💰🚀
The 1st & only DD on RDZN [Roadzen ai]
$SMME BREAKING NEWS "SmartMetric Fingerprint Activated Biometric Card Nears Shipping"
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Jensen’s own hardware is like a graphics card he is ready to run all the attention layers in one CARD
PICK A CARD forsenCD ✨ THE TWO OF WIVES? forsenCD ✨ EXCELLENT CHOICE forsenCD ✨ https://preview.redd.it/wen95be9o81i1.png?width=614&format=png&auto=webp&s=c207b259d891079849d5c322479625c7115c5dca
forsenCD **PICK A CARD** ✨ forsenCD **ANY CARD** ✨ forsenCD **THE TWO OF WIVES?** ✨ forsenCD **EXCELLENT CHOICE** ✨
WHAT DOES THEIR RACE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM BEING A GOOD/BAD CEO!! YOU JUST WENT STRAIGHT TO THE RACE CARD!! :ahyes: :ahyes:
CAN THE REAL KENNY G PLEASE CALM THE FUCK DOWN? And no, I’m not talking about the saxophone-playing bastard. I’m talking about Ken Griffin over at Citadel. SOME OF US HAVE FUCKING CREDIT CARD DEBT TO PAY, KENNETH. My calls are getting publicly executed, my Robinhood account looks like a crime scene, and this billionaire motherfucker is probably eating a $400 steak while I’m calculating whether my minimum Amex payment qualifies as a charitable donation. PUT THE FUCKING SHORTS DOWN, KENNY. I NEED A RALLY, NOT A SECOND JOB BEHIND A WENDY’S.
no hike is even worse though? THE WILD CARD: A Surprise Hold with no hike (15% Probability) If the Fed chickens out and keeps rates at 3.50%–3.75%, you think we moon? **Wrong.** The bond market will view it as a total policy failure. Bond vigilantes will panic that the Fed is letting inflation run wild. Long-term yields will spike *even faster*, inadvertently cratering stocks anyway. A hold is actually a stealth nuke.
my kokoro EXPLODED (ﾉ;ω;)ﾉ he’s not just my president he’s my WHOLE ENTIRE ECONOMY senpai, a real life ISEKAI PROTAGONIST reincarnated as a TARIFF WIZARD 🧙♂️✨ 4D CHESS?? try 4000000D CHESS he’s playing CHESS ACROSS MULTIPLE TIMELINES while we mere mortals play checkers uwu\~ (๑•ᴗ•๑) AND THEN THE MARKETS??? SENPAI??? THE MARKETS???? 📈📈📈📈📈 S&P went NUCLEAR, Dow Jones ASCENDED TO THE HEAVENS, my Robinhood app literally caught fire (in a good way) 🔥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 energy stocks doing BACKFLIPS, oil futures WEEPING TEARS OF JOY, my portfolio went from “concerning” to “generational wealth” in ONE (1) desk-signing pose (╯✧▽✧)╯ my 401k sent me a THANK YOU CARD senpai I’m NOT even joking uwu\~\~\~ notice me senpai I’ll do ANYTHING, I’ll rebalance my portfolio in your honor, I’ll name my firstborn “Tariff” if you ask nicely (ﾉ´ з\`)ノ TO THE MOON, THROUGH THE STRAIT, ACROSS THE YIELD CURVE, SENPAI IS UNSTOPPABLE 🌙🚀🌊👑
TITLE CARD: A TOTALLY REAL PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS SATIRE — NOT ACTUAL FOOTAGE OR AUDIO [0:00–0:05] VISUAL: Grand presidential entrance. Excessively dramatic patriotic music. The speaker approaches a podium surrounded by far too many American flags. TRUMP: “Next year?” [Long, confused pause. He looks sideways at an imaginary adviser.] “We just had the invasion—the greatest invasion Cuba has seen.” [Beat.] “Or, rather, did not see.” [0:06–0:20] VISUAL: Ridiculously overproduced military montage. Troops sprint toward a beach, immediately turn around, and display a giant “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” banner. On-screen stopwatch reads 00:00:47. TRUMP: “Because our men, our boys, our elite-athlete troops completed their task—a very difficult task, perhaps the most difficult task ever known to man and mankind—in a minute.” [Leans toward microphone.] “Less than a minute.” [0:21–0:30] VISUAL: Animated calendar transforms into thousands of tiny stopwatch icons. Nonsensical equations appear: ONE YEAR = LOTS OF MINUTES LESS THAN ONE MINUTE = A LOT LESS THAN ONE YEAR TRUMP: “That’s equivalent to a lot less than a year. You have a lot of minutes in a year, so let that sink in.” [Kitchen sink slowly descends from above.] “Let that sink in.” [0:31–0:45] VISUAL: Heroic slow-motion footage of Trump looking at clocks, watches and microwave timers. A counter labelled “PRESIDENTIAL MINUTES” spins uncontrollably. TRUMP: “The years of my presidency are the best—the best years America could ask for.” “Even more so, I have been president for a lot of minutes. So many minutes.” [Counter explodes.] [0:46–0:58] VISUAL: The music becomes absurdly emotional. An aide repeatedly offers him a pillow. TRUMP: “But I have never tired.” [Immediate cut to him yawning.] “Of course I’m tired. I’m more tired than any American has ever been.” “But I have never tired of my role as supreme leader of the United Kingdom of—” [Record scratch.] “I mean, States of America.” [0:59–1:08] VISUAL: Map of the United States appears. Alaska and Hawaii receive gold medals. Florida receives a participation ribbon. TRUMP: “The best states in America.” [Thoughtful pause.] “Possibly even the best states in the world.” [1:09–1:15] VISUAL: Fireworks, soaring eagle, flags, kitchen sink and the exploding minute-counter all return simultaneously. TRUMP: “God bless you all.” [Whisper.] “God.” [Normal volume.] “Bless.” [Shouting directly into microphone.] “AMERICA!”
#confirmed: sources say US SOLDIERES WHO PARTICIPATE IN THE ISLAND RAID WILL BE GIVEN A $25 GAS CARD TO A FREEDOM GAS STATION SIGNED BY THEIR COMAMDNDER IN CHEDF
NUKES MAKE EMPs AND THEN MEMORY GO POP…I KNOW, I KNOW, THAT CAN’T HAPPEN. BUT THEN, I DID NOT HAVE FAKE-DEMIC ON MY BINGO CARD EITHER.
Iran cover mouth, Final Decision, RED CARD
So we have now gone from ”I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN” to ”I DID NOT ASK THE RED CARD TO BE REVERSED” I dont know which is worse really
I'm team ONEWORLD. AAL STOLE MY RACQUETS ON A FLIGHT FROM CLT TO JAX AND DIDN'T TURN THEM IN. JUNIOR. BABA IS TALKING TO YOU. I WILL CALL THE FEDS YOU IDIOTS. ASK DAL. I FLY UNITED FROM NEWARK NOW YOU IDIOTS. AND I HAVE A CREDIT CARD. SHEESH. READ THE CONSTITUTION ON THE SENATE'S WEBSITE. IT'S NOT THE HARD.
UNO REVERSE CARD PLAYED, we going uppies
[NO WILL REDEEM THE CARD](https://i.imgur.com/9lcu5wi.jpeg)
fuck bears fuck israel REDEEMED THE CARD
The only card we have left is the TACO TUESDAY CARD
Cue Charlie Day voice: *WILD CARD*
Same! I used today to thin out some positions & move into cash / foreign markets / emerging markets, etc. Payroll number surprises by 90,000+. Inflation going nowhere / no answer to housing inventory shortage / natl debt pushing $40 trillion / Iran will not go down quietly… CREDIT CARD CARRYOVER HIGHEST SINCE 2009… market still near all time highs?? I could go on. Today is a head-fake.
https://preview.redd.it/dmu71xu9c8sg1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f73def6e656cbd799366fc049130e7efe493ee “YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! DEAD CAT BOUNCE!”
BURY THE LEAD WHY DONT YOU. CREDIT CARD. Dial 988
Yea yea yea and I’m not paying off my ROBINHOOD GOLD CREDIT CARD UNTIL I HIT A 20 bagger
Pedophiles only, goyim need not trade this market. YOU ARENT IN THE SIGNAL CHAT, YOU DONT HAVE THE CARD GOY BOY!
**YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD:** # 👐 15% tariffs! I put Pam Bondi in defense mode and end my turn
>CREDIT CARD STRESS IS SURGING: 12.7% OF CREDIT CARD LOANS ARE NOW 90+ DAYS DELINQUENT, THE SECOND-HIGHEST LEVEL EVER, SURPASSED ONLY DURING THE AFTERMATH OF THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS EverythingsFine.gif
AND HERE TOO SINCE YOU DELETED If they're literally detaining and deporting GREEN CARD HOLDERS and legal immigrants seeking asylum WHILE GOING TO COURT who the fk is gaslighting here? If they're in Minnesota with like 100K undocumented people and not in Florida or Texas with MILLIONS who is gaslighting here? You're just another shallow crank, a hubris-filled privilege jackass that assumes absolutely everyone else that ain't YOU is a crook. Man, pathetic.
A SOLID GOLD CARD. It’s 10% APR but has a $5,000 yearly fee
TRUMP: WILL NO LONGER LET CREDIT CARD COMPANIES TO CHARGE 20-30% INTEREST RATES TRUMP: JAN 20 WILL CALL FOR ONE YEAR CAP OF CC INTEREST RATES TO 10% AXP puts about to pay
TRUMP: WILL NO LONGER LET CREDIT CARD COMPANIES TO CHARGE 20-30% INTEREST RATES TRUMP: JAN 20 WILL CALL FOR ONE YEAR CAP OF CC INTEREST RATES TO 10% This dude playing to win Look the fuck out
Shoulda tax loss harvested in 2025 , realized, any positions you lost faith in or dont want to wait multiple quaters or years to make back current unrealized losses... this might help This is for new guys just starting out at 16 years old, up to folks my parents age, 72, who have been retired since turning 50 years old, and jerks like myself that chose to retire at 31 and spend his time on his (small, only 6 acres) private island with hound dogs, son, and wife. If you see someone posting/asking for financial help, are confused/lost, or anything else that indicates they could use a guiding light, please copy n past this for them / others to read n benefit from. PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE: ITS A LOT MORE FUN WATCHING /HELPING PEOPLE INCREASE THEIR WEALTH/PORTFOLIOS/ABILITY TO BE FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT N RETIRE EARLY THEN GETTING TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, LOOKING AROUND, AND REALIZING YOUR ALL ALONE. This will be the best advice you get and best to get him on path to be financially independent. Set him up with 3 or 4 Charles Schwab accts: 1 taxable brokerage, 1 ROTH IRA, 1 HYSA (currently 3.3% apy) , and free checking acct. Matched these with the FREE ($0 yearly fee) American Express Charles Schwab INVESTOR CARD that automatically deposits 1.5% his monthly spend into his new CS brokerage (do not the advise or tell him to get the platinum unless he can offset the $900 AF with a huge intro bonus, annual retention offers, travels at least 2 to 3 times a year, use all the mini credits on uber, hotel, etc the amex platinum schwab card grants holder to actually make it a smart financial decision : but I will say if it's close for the math to be a wash / slightly beneficial (aka saves him money on stuff/things/trips that HE WOULD HAVE SPEND NO MATTER WHAT, or gift him the CS platinum for bday/x-mas, then get the platinum as it allows AMEX points to be redeemed for 1.1 cents per point, aka a 125k intro bonus point offer on a CS platinum is worth guaranteed $1375 for just the bonus and then all other points acquired adds up fast in addition to the 100 credits/other benefits. Finally, in the schwab brokerage acct all you need to do is deposit some cash and buy shares of JEPQ. As many as you can, and after buying them turn on the DRIP function (aka click button that enables DRIP on for the JEPQ holdings, DRIP = Automatic reinvestment of monthly dividend JEPQ pays to instantly purchase more shares of itself.) and each month add fresh $ into acct to buy more JEPQ, use the CS INVESTOR CARD's 1.5% that's deposited straight into the brokerage acct (or if went CS platinum route, exchange his AMEX reward points for $0.011 per point, aka 10,000 points = $110... follow this advice for all of 2026 n beyond and your grandchild will be set up to become financially independent / retire when he chooses not letting money make the decisions. If he follows that advise he'll make about 10-25% on investment via dividends and underlying ETF share price adding another 10-20%, yielding 20-45% gains by 2027. If hes interested in higher risk/reward or even adding some risk mitigation (if his research indicates negitive market outlook) to buy some calls on JEPQ if positive outlook, or buy some Puts to have downward protection of shares if he thinks were headed in that direction (word from the wise, 2026 is gonna be a BANGER year for most us companies, specifically NASDAQ / SP500 of which JEPQ is comprised of, so buying puts probably not smart unless you just want a couple Put contracts with expiration dates 4-12 months in future, to offset main JEPQ shares he holding should market dip (aka if bought 500 shares going long n strong, but 5 Put options with At the money/just outside of the money with expiration dates between 6-12 months. .. itll lessen risk, but lessen amount of potential gains as they will expire OTM (out of money) and lose all value BUT if WW3 starts and markets get crushed down 15-25% those Puts will not only offset losses from share price going down, but would actually make you money on your move. If you already know all this stuff but wanna ask about more advanced plays, set ups, and opportunities (example: like how right now there is Major oppertunity in a supercycle of the oil/gas industry/companies that's going to resemble the sector gains realized in 2015 n 2016 (I booked about 300% on the plays back then, and its gonna repeat for those who hone in on specific company shares for super long maybe lifetime long holds but more importantly oppertunity in the derivatives of said companies,) just ask. Or if you wanna know how to deal with essentially just not having to pay taxes on ordinary (non-qualified) dividends legally/strategically, or even little life advise, send it over this way n let's get lots of people benefit to benefit from information/ideas/roadmaps for others to follow / join in on the ability to not have to do things you dont want to do just to pay Bill's Spread this whenever you see someone in need of help / people you want to watch be successful n actually succeed! -Cheers- "Saturn Valley"
What’s the matter? Store wouldn’t take your- MAXED OUT CREDIT CARD??
Should start ticker symbol $CARD for trading cards cause at this point they have the Santa Rally
Craziest shit i ever experienced was working at an auto repair shop. Lady comes in, gets all checked in blah blah. Pulls out her credit card to pay. Just a few moments later i get a call. Its an indian accent guy and hes asking me if i can give him HER CREDIT CARD NUMBER. Guess that chicks whole life was being hacked and tracked in every way possible.
https://preview.redd.it/8up0zu990i2g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb32c312c49252875fbe9db2753154c34196c24 YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD
I just got back from Asia where I met the Leaders of many Countries, including China, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, and others. It was a Great Honor to meet them but, more particularly, to see that America is respected again — RESPECTED LIKE NEVER BEFORE! Great Trade Deals were made, Long Term relationships now exist, and money is pouring into our Country because of Tariffs and, frankly, the Landslide Results of the 2024 Presidential Election. The one question that kept coming up, however, was how did the Democrats SHUT DOWN the United States of America, and why did the powerful Republicans allow them to do it? The fact is, in flying back, I thought a great deal about that question, WHY? Majority Leader John Thune, and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, are doing a GREAT job, but the Democrats are Crazed Lunatics that have lost all sense of WISDOM and REALITY. It is a sick form of the now “legendary” Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) that only comes from losing too much. They want Trillions of Dollars to be taken from our Healthcare System and given to others, who are not deserving — People who have come into our Country illegally, many from prisons and mental institutions. This will hurt American citizens, and Republicans will not let it happen. It is now time for the Republicans to play their “TRUMP CARD,” and go for what is called the Nuclear Option — Get rid of the Filibuster, and get rid of it, NOW! Just a short while ago, the Democrats, while in power, fought for three years to do this, but were unable to pull it off because of Senators Joe Manchin of West Virginia and Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona. Never have the Democrats fought so hard to do something because they knew the tremendous strength that terminating the Filibuster would give them. They want to substantially expand (PACK!) the United States Supreme Court, make Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico States (Thereby automatically picking up 4 Senate seats, many House seats, and at least 8 Electoral Votes!), and many other highly destructive things. Well, now WE are in power, and if we did what we should be doing, it would IMMEDIATELY end this ridiculous, Country destroying “SHUT DOWN.” If the Democrats ever came back into power, which would be made easier for them if the Republicans are not using the Great Strength and Policies made available to us by ending the Filibuster, the Democrats will exercise their rights, and it will be done in the first day they take office, regardless of whether or not we do it. In addition to all of the other things we would get, such as the best Judges, the best U.S. Attorneys, the best of everything, this was a concept from years ago of then President Barack Hussein Obama and former Majority Leader Harry Reid in order to take advantage of the Republicans. Now I want to do it in order to take advantage of the Democrats….
Did China just say they are going to pull out their TRUMP CARD :)
\*\*BREAKING\*\* OPENDOOR TECHNOLOGIES TO START $100m POKEMON CARD TREASURY
That depends on some specifics because services now offer a mix of technologies - "AI" is pretty broad and there's a bunch of ways to "do/make AI" Example 1: For LLMs (large language models, like Meta's Llama 3) you can download them to run on your computer, even offline. Of course you'll probably have to download a simpler/smaller/dumber version because most people don't have servers at home. The models are trained with tons of data *before* it's released for usage (i.e. ask it something), and will have their knowledge cutoff dates listed. [example](https://github.com/meta-llama/llama3/blob/main/MODEL_CARD.md) Example 2: Perplexity's Comet browser is designed to interpret your query and then make a bunch of web lookups on your behalf to try to answer effectively. So those website requests might be more realtime. Online AI services in general often blur the lines a bit as they try to improve user experience.
GOLD CARD: The Trump Gold Card is a visa based upon an individual’s ability to provide a substantial benefit to the United States. To apply, an applicant must pay a nonrefundable processing fee. Once an applicant’s processing fee is received, the process for visa adjudication will take place, assuming applicants submit additional documents in a timely manner. If approved, an individual must make a gift of $1 million, which has been determined to provide sufficient evidence that the individual will substantially benefit the United States. CORPORATE GOLD CARD: The Trump Corporate Gold Card is issued to a corporate sponsor for one or more of the sponsor’s employees. To apply, the corporate sponsor must pay a nonrefundable processing fee per employee. Corporate sponsors may apply for multiple employees at once. A $2 million per employee gift upon completion of the employee’s vetting is evidence that the employee will substantially benefit the United States. The advantage of the Trump Corporate Gold Card is that corporate sponsors may cease sponsoring one employee and use the gift contribution tied to the prior application as a basis for sponsoring a new employee without a new $2 million gift. The Trump Corporate Gold Card is subject to a small annual maintenance fee and a transfer fee. PLATINUM CARD: The Trump Platinum Card will allow individual applicants to reside in the United States for up to 270 days per year without being subject to tax on non-U.S. income. No more travel visas.
I’m an investor in Roadzen and I believe it has strong potential, but I also have some doubts I’d like us to debate. • Global recognition, but no US traction: Despite being named by CNBC as a Top InsurTech company, Roadzen hasn’t announced a single major US contract. Why? Could it be that solutions like Root or Lemonade are simply more appealing to the US market? • AIS 184 approval is a big catalyst, but fragile: OEMs could delay rollout through lobbying, arguing technical or capacity concerns. Having just one validated provider (Roadzen) with limited OEM track record puts the mandate at risk. • Transparency & appealing marketing gap: Roadzen rarely showcases real world case studies or demos of its solutions, and its marketing lacks the appealing, retail-friendly approach peers like Lemonade use. This limits visibility and investor buzz. DrivebuddyAI • Strong fit for India & emerging markets where most vehicles lack ADAS/camera systems. • Makes sense for large, mixed-age fleets where ROI comes from fewer accidents and lower insurance costs. • In the US/Europe, many new vehicles (Tesla, Ford, BYD, etc.) already integrate cameras and ADAS, why add extra hardware? • Competes with simpler solutions like Root or phone-based telematics, which are cheaper and easier to scale. • Is DrivebuddyAI a sustainable moat, or just a temporary solution for older fleets until OEMs catch up? • The long-term edge might be less about the hardware and more about the software + risk data layer (CARD, AIS-184 validation, 1.8B km dataset).
DJT ADMIN trying to pick fight with FED COOK SHE looks angry I would WANT her on my side She looks like a good CARD player and may be playing long game DJT may give in
I'd recommend you take your CITI CARD AND AMEX and go to the CASINO TONIGHT for a cash advance Deposit CASH into your Schwab or Fidelity account Buy the SPX PUTS AND PROFIT WHEN ECINOMY TANKS, withhold payment from CITI AND AMEX THEY will come on their knees begging for payment. SETTLE for 30 cents on the DOLLAR
# I GOT DEBT EVERYWHERE. I OWN MY FATHER MONEY (500k for down payment and lavish lifestyle), MY MOTHER, MY SISTER, MORTGAGE, CREDIT CARD DEBT, MARGIN DEBT, AUTO LOAN, BNPL DEBT, STUDENT LOAN. # I AM 24yo HAVING REKT UP MORE THAN 800k in DEBT. # STOCKS NEED TO FUCKING PUMP !!!!!
#CHASE SUPPORT TOLD ME IF I WANT A DINING CREDIT CARD CUZ I SPENT $3800 ON FOOD SO FAR THIS MONTH Fuck
that's what im saying. people bash this because they don't understand it and are not up to date with the tools out there. not "my" mortgage company. EVERY mortgage company does. do a simple google search on the BILT CREDIT CARD. even without an emergency, I pay one of my mortgages on a credit card every month just to get free points. you guys have to know the tools out there available
YOU GOT YOUR V CARD? ummm...uh yeah HAND IT OVER
Trump: DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!!!! NO!!!!!!
>70,000 PEOPLE HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE $5 MILLION "TRUMP GOLD CARD." *press (x) to doubt*
_X EXPLORING INTRODUCTION OF CREDIT OR DEBIT CARD_ Imaging being late on your credit card bill and Optimus shows up at your door
Wonder if Elon got a copy of the Epstein files before he left... His ultimate TRUMP CARD Would be absolute Cinema
trump and elon musk bickering on twitter was NOT IN THE BINGO CARD. (this is not a political opinion, but a statement that their tweets affected the stock market)
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD 
\> GOVERNMENT DEBT IS NOT ANALAGOUS TO PERSONAL CREDIT CARD DEBT I helped to run a local government entity for a few years. We passed a capital improvement levy that was essentially a 20 year levy that would net us $1M a year in taxes for capital improvements. Think of that 20 year, $1M a year promise from the local community as $20M in collateral. We took a $5M bond out against that levy to suck some of that tax revenue from the future into the present to build a few things. That is government debt. It will be paid back. Yes, there will be some interest, but for example, if the thing we bought was a $5M firetruck - the town can have a new firetruck now instead of waiting 5 years for the tax revenue to accumulate.
Yeah, its not great and its something that we shouldn't be disregarding completely, but everyone who has said that there is some magic ratio that would make everything fall apart has been wrong when that ratio came. Anyone who pretends to know how the global economy is going to react to a particular statistic changing is full of shit. GOVERNMENT DEBT IS NOT ANALAGOUS TO PERSONAL CREDIT CARD DEBT. It just isn't. Also, the government isn't a business and it shouldn't be run like one. It is supposed to exist to benefit the residents of the country... not to provide them a short term cash return on investment.
Step 1: Delete the app Step 2: Take out SIM CARD flash it down the toilet Step 3: Throw your phone to the river Step 4: Lock your doors, draw your curtain and hide behind the blanket
>JAPANESE FINMIN KATSUNOBU KATO: JAPAN’S US TREASURY HOLDINGS A CARD IN TRADE NEGOTIATION; SAYS WHETHER JAPAN WILL USE THAT CARD IS A DIFFERENT DECISION Shots fired
JAPANESE FINMIN KATSUNOBU KATO: JAPAN’S US TREASURY HOLDINGS A CARD IN TRADE NEGOTIATION; SAYS WHETHER JAPAN WILL USE THAT CARD IS A DIFFERENT DECISION 
Hello Sar, I would like to impeach 🥭. Please give Amazon gift card. DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!
Imagine not having the Robinhood GOLD card  Might even spend $2500 on things I don't need to upgrade it to the LIMITED EDITION ROSE CARD I bet it smells great 
I don't think so. It is just their propaganda. China new faces a huge pressure under Trump tariff policies. Before the tariff, China has already had a significant increase of unemployment rate, which was 16% for teenagers. Their younger generation has a term "lay down " to describe the current hopeless economic situation. It has happened since covid. China has NO CARD at all. As long as Trump insists the tariff and also implements to all other countries, the golden age will come to USA.
Nvidia bros so pissed rn  **NO BRO MY GRAPHICS CARD COMPANY IS WORTH $3 TRILLION** 
I NEED ALL YOU POORS TO PAY YOUR TAXES ON TIME SO THIS KING CAN CONTINUE TO EAT FOR FREE WITH MY EBT CARD 
What grenade will our President throw at the market today that we didn't anticipate BINGO CARD:
NO CARD LEFT TO PLAY!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
The airs great too (I work in IT and use those fuckers all the time) If you don’t care about a slightly better battery, HDMI port, extra USB-C, SD CARD, or a 3x brighter screen Get the air.
Bulls: pump market 4% Mango: # HAHAHA YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP CARD! I PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH PUTS AN ADDITIONAL 50% TARIFF ON CHINA HAHAHA https://preview.redd.it/rzc9ov2h1rte1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c1582947b6eb7a5fed9fe38d6faa48976bcab72
I HAVE TO SAY, TIM 🍎 **SMUGGLING 5 PLANES FULL OF IPHONES** WAS NOT IN MY CHAOS BINGO CARD. PABLO ESCOBAR OF **CUPERTINO** 
The US citizenship GOLD CARD! It helps you skip the line, its affordable, and it ensures that everybody who doesnt have one knows how important you are! Coming soon to a Tesler Auto Mall near you. *This exclusive, limited offer is subject to *$0 (base free)+ $5,000,000 (for S&H, taxes, tariffs, national deportation fund, and more taxes(the tax on the taxes))*
It's kinda funny cuz I stopped bothering with trading for a while and stopped bothering with reddit in general. Didn't realize it was fizzled out over here. I literally came over here today, because I made some calls on REK back in December and was feeling big brain as of this week that they started turning around. Expires in July, but might cap my gains before EOW. Also bought some stocks on CARD sub $8. Not particularly enthusiastic about either side of politics, but my thinking at the time was; "people out here acting like Donald Trump is gonna save the whole economy before he even takes office. Even if that did end up being true; there's gotta be blood and I need to put what little money I can to inverse that just to say I did".
"I see your tariffs, and I raise you: PLAYS UNO REVERSE CARD"
He has the GOLD CARD duh
BUT WE HAVE A FUCKING GOLD CARD MAN! Call Biden back I was wrong!
Leaning towards TSLL rather than TSLQ for tomorrow What are your thoughts on CARD, SQQQ, YANG tomorrow?
Leaning towards TSLL rather than TSLQ. What are your thoughts on CARD, SQQQ, YANG?
u/Mysterious_Pitch4186 UNO REVERSE CARD BITCH
The GILD I MEAN GOLD CARD? 
AMERICANS LOVE 2 things BUYING THINGS THEY CANT AFFORD AND USING THEIR CREDIT CARD 
WHO TF SET MY CREDIT CARD LIMIT TO $1?
10am: "Haha! Call holders *thought* 11am: "you've activated my TRAP CARD bears!"
CARD DECLINED 
Bears' favorite sign at a grocery store **CARD APPROVED**
$5 million is TOO LOW FOR THE GOLD CARD! TERRIBLE DEAL!
GOLD CARD *Saudis come and buy all your property!*
You've activated my TRAP CARD
Q3 -> Q4 Calander year portfolio change \---- Main Picks (92%) ---- 52% -> 55% Rolls-Royce Holdings 0% -> 18% Money Market Fund 13% -> 11% S&P500 3% -> 8% Trimble Inc. \---- Uranium Theme (<4%) ---- 4% -> 1-2% Yellowcake Plc 2-3% -> 1-2% Cameco (No Change) <1% NAC Kazatomprom \---- Other Picks (<5%) ---- 3% -> 1-2% Qualcomm 4.4% -> 1-2% Enphase Energy 6.5% -> <1% Palantir Closed Postions: Tesla (+11%), Uranium Energy Corp. (-1%), and Nvidia (+115%). During Q1 2025 i want to open new positions in Cardfactory (LON:CARD) and European defence stocks. Then incease positions in Trimble Inc and potentially stocks providing uranium exposure. All depending on share price of course. I would like to decrease my MMF size back to 0 over Q1 and Q2 of 2025.
NOBODY WILL EVER SEE THIS and NO ONE WILL EVER CARE, but LET ME TELL YOU ALL MY STORY. Back in 2017, Paul Ryan and some of his friends wrote the "TAX CUTS AND JOBS ACT of 2017" which was a very thinly veiled attempt to GIVE AMERICAN BUSINESSES TAXPAYER MONEY RIGHT NOW (2017), while promising to take the money back from the Middle Class. in the future. During the months of August September of 2017, the stock market was experiencing RUNAWAY GROWTH because all of these businesses, almost every single one of them to a one, were doing STOCK BUYBACKS with the extra money they got, to increase their apparent share price. This runaway growth had the market ramping up at almost 40 or 50 percent , which is HIGHER than the maximum USURIOUS rate of a CREDIT CARD. That means, any Tom Dick or Harry would be able to (a) open up a Line Of Credit on a credit card or HELOC or something. (b) POUR the money in to the stock market (c) Watch it grow. And then, eventually (d) re-pay the HELOC or the credit line. THE BANKS contacted Man-Go-Chee-to and told him, THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE. THAT is when he came up with the brilliant invention of the TARIFF MAN. Something that the PRESIDENT, and only the President could do, to "cool down" the equity markets. === === ===== And sure enough, EVERY SINGLE TIME the SPY went above 290 in 2018, the guy would announce NEW TARIFFS on China, Aluminium, Steel, you name it. I was in here in WallStreetBets EVERY FUCKING DAY screaming about this and trying to point it out to people, until my alts all got kicked and I got perma-banned from Reddit. Now, he's doing it AGAIN.
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD
ok then explain to me why CARD is only up 9% I think you guys should be panicking with a little more enthusiasm https://preview.redd.it/w9kpco0ozkie1.png?width=1026&format=png&auto=webp&s=9095d6899eb4e988b6dfa37a21b76498dfdb1126
I saw CARD. 3x inverse auto ETF
Because you only get an introductory rate, BECAUSE ITS A NEW CARD.
It's around 77M dollars for llama 3.1 405b. https://github.com/meta-llama/llama-models/blob/main/models/llama3_1/MODEL_CARD.md H100 was around 2.5 usd per hr for long term rental at the time. Though Meta owns their compute cluster, similarly to Deepseek.
And yes CREDIT CARD transactions still have to be processed at one point which involves the transfer of FIAT MONEY. I specifically also mention to account for the other types of transactions, so why are you only referring to „credit credit credit“
$AFRM is Headed to $200.🔋 VISA PARTNERS WITH AFFIRM FOR FLEXIBLE PAYMENT CARD IN U.S. Visa has teamed up with fintech firm Affirm to launch a new card in the U.S., allowing users to make both debit transactions and buy-now, pay-later purchases. The move caters to growing demand for flexible payment options in e-commerce. The new “Flexible Credential” feature is expanding globally, with Visa introducing it in the UAE and planning further rollout in Europe. Source: Reuters
DraftKings is probably going to be big. You know the highest demographic of people that call in to the gambling support lines that are mandated are 18-24 y/o males. These dudes are pulling like $20,$50,$100k in CREDIT CARD debt The long play is for-profit treatment centers
That is your Reward for opening a NEW CREDIT CARD ACCOUNT that they didn't tell you they opened in your name. 
STOP THE AMEX CARD HATES 
No matter what PAY OFF THE CREDIT CARD. After that... What rate are those student loans at?
Bears hold up the line and ask the cashier, "What should I do here?" When the kiosk says **PLEASE INSERT YOUR CARD** 🤦♂️