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XPEV - Expanding to EUROPE. Quality of CARS XPEV have, they will be a great competition to TESLA and EU vehicles.
Rivian Recalls Nearly All of Its Vehicles Due to Loose Fasteners
Amazon's Rivian stake is proof that these morons aren't smarter than you
Amazon's Rivian stake can only be explained if Bezos left his laptop opened at the special Olympics
4 Leading E-Commerce Innovators to Add to Your Portfolio In 2022
$MULN GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! WE ARE AT WAR WITH OUR OWN PARTNERS!!
Cinemark's high short interest will be the next earnings report explosion
Cinemark and it's high short interest will be the next earnings report to explode
Cinemark will be the next to explode and catch the shorts off guard.
Cinemark shorts will be the next to be caught with their pants down!
Blackberry EV, IoT Design Wins Update Part II and BB Twitter Clue
KAR Auction Services Inc NYSE: $KAR inventory pipeline got shrunk this week
One of the biggest risk to investing in $TSLA stock is something neither Cathie Wood or Michael Burry tawk about. Therac-25
How to analyze BB QNX backlog from 195 million cars
$CARG!!! 🦍🦍🦍 APES DRIVE USED CARS!! LETS SQUEEZE AND BUY LMABOS ON CAR GURUS🚀🚀🚀 Lots of hedgies short on this sleeping beast🙌
Electric vehicle Volkswagen embraces lidar for autonomous driving technology - VWAGY and possible IPO of Argo AI
Lidar startup Argo AI may consider IPO or SPAC deal (and the Next Tesla's lidar drive)
Why you should hold RKT after tomorrow’s close. (Let the name calling begin)
Is NKLA undervalued or insignificant - My Nikola Clear Up
Administration & Now Treasury Supporting EVs
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I don't know what Elon is doing we already have flying CARS! Holy gageebers Batman they're buying the $910 for Friday at $30 a pop. WOW!!!
There was a comment on Friday comparing it to CARS; thanks to that poster as I did get 6.6k shares of FLWS on Friday and also turned off the ability for anyone to short those shares. Have been watching this one for a while and although the cost to short is super low, the % of float shorted makes it interesting. NFA
He actually started a company that makes more electric cars than anyone and launches rockets to space who cares if some of his outlandish claims don’t stick he is still wildly successful at MAKING CARS
You are 10,000% correct. This site sucked Elon's dick for literally YEARS and now they say he's toxic. Elon is elon and always has been the neurodivergent geek who takes on industries that are considered 'unassailable' like oh i don't know, making CARS or shooting shit INTO SPACE. Then he does it with such efficiency that we now launch SpaceX rockets more than once per day and yet the geniuses at reddit still shit on him. He's a fucking autistic regard who made a name for himself. He should be reddit's poster boy.
Lolz. “Why is TSLA down for missing deliveries on *CARS**, I thought it was a robotics company?” -Me, probably.
I actually know as a matter of fact that USED CARS are being utilized as COATERIZD DEBT OBLIGATIONS ala 2008 not only that but if you own a car yard and all the fucking 08 civics you have are valued at 15000 dollars you yourself can go take a loan for a billion billion dollars. The interstate system is a ponzi scheme. clocks fucking ticking. if any of you used car salesmen are in this thread you better start looking for a new career
Yes it’s 1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
If you think the job market is bad now, wait until after the apocalypse POSITION: **NEW CALIFORNIA TRIBE GUARD (DIVISION F2, RANK 3)** QUALIFICATIONS: * BACHELOR'S DEGREE OF FIGHTING, PILLAGING, RAIDING, OR LOOTING * 10+ YEARS EXPERIENCE AS A NOMAD * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH SPEARS, GUNS WITH NO BULLETS, OR CARS WITH NO FUEL * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE CANNIBALISM * MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE * *THIS IS AN INTERNSHIP POSITION WITHOUT PAY. COMPENSATION IS PROVIDED IN THE FORM OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER.* TO APPLY, PLEASE VISIT OUTPOST #1213 (AT THE TOP OF THE GREAT HILL)
The whole point of the tariffs was to get other world leaders to offer Trump bribes. Give him jets, and buy his crypto, and give his family members billions of dollars to 'invest'. Then he would "ease up on the tariffs" if he felt like it. The SCOTUS ruling was like finally taking the car keys away from Grandpa. So now Grandpa is raging, and BUYING MORE CARS.
bcuz OPTIMUS PRIME and SPACE and PORNMAKING-AI >> GHEY ELECTRIC CARS
Pretty sure this guy needs to sell CARS if he wants his bonus package.
AS OF JAN 27th THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL IMPOSE 125% TARIFFS ON CHINA. WE CANNOT ALLOW THEM TO BRING THEIR CARS TO CANADA AS A WAY INTO OUR GREAT COUNTRY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - PRESIDENT DONADL J TRUMP
CARS? America builds no cars. We had some great cars, but America believes the ads with a 600hp diesel Canyonaro towing trailerof snow mobiles through snowy mountain scenes is the practical vehicle for your daily driver involving an 80 pound kid and some groceries. TRUCK truck SUV truck or truck. No tiny trucks tho...tiny bad.
What info? Waymo building out FSD for CARS. Why wouldnt they do this if FSD is available. You thought waymo was trying to sell you cars? No they aren't going to come out with waymo cars. They just going to partner with a big car company and roll out robo taxi.
shouldnt cost 20m on aws [https://filecache.investorroom.com/mr5ir\_cars/769/CARS\_2024\_Annual\_Report.pdf](https://filecache.investorroom.com/mr5ir_cars/769/CARS_2024_Annual_Report.pdf)
[The Auto Classifieds Sector Is About To Get Absolutely Decimated - $AUTO $CARS $CARG : r/wallstreetbets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1plycdg/the_auto_classifieds_sector_is_about_to_get/)
im building autotraders competitor and im here to tell you: the moat is fake and this entire sector is about to get fucked **THE COCK 🍆** built competitor in 4 months. 100k users. solo with ai. their aws bill (cars.com 10k pg 47): $20M/year my aws bill: $400/month their "moat" isnt tech. its boomers who dont know javascript taking dealers to lunch claude can rebuild autotrader in a WEEK now 3 ways they die: 1. ai makes competing platforms trivial - 10 new competitors flooding every market next 12mo 2. google adds vehicles tab (already has shopping/flights/hotels) - when they flip switch autotrader = obsolete. $50B market cap evaporates. 3. dealers waking up - uk revolt spreading to canada then us. theyre realizing they pay $1800/mo for leads they can get on google ads for $500 short $AUTO $CARS $CARG uk dealer revolt = NOW canada/us = 6-12mo google vehicles = 12-24mo you think youre buying the dip. youre catching a falling knife in a sector about to get disrupted by basic tech. not financial advice. just a guy who intimately knows this industry and can smell the rot. check my profile if you wanna know what im building. non retards will figure it out.
do you think carvana is going to offer TINY CARS? lmao
TINY CARS! is the new SODA!
My tv got fuckin gemini in it. They rolling out gemini for cars soon. FUCKIN CARS Having gemini insaneee
TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER FIT AND KNOWS COMPUTER LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST plus the bitcoin on the books
TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER FIT AND KNOWS COMPUTER LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST plus the bitcoin on the books
TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER SMART AND KNOWS COMPUTER LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST plus the bitcoin on the books
https://preview.redd.it/5rh6rj1k471g1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f880298a484fad4da756c04f3beb036005183c “When they tell you to buy AI QUANTUM ELECTIRC CARS”
Ya wait till AOC becomes prez and she bans CARS and PLANES cuz they use fossil fuel
Flying CARS! Definitely tesler to $800 before end of year.
>Again you keep focusing on Tesla CARS. Musk has been very public that he only sees cars as 20% of their future value. It's probably 90%+ of Toyota'sfuture value. Go back and read my post. I also mentioned AI and Robotics. >You think the value of Jordan's are because people are wearing them? I think you are very wrong. That's besides the point. You were trying to compare the value of Jordans to the value of shares. I think that comparison is wrong. Comparing an end product to shares of a company whose current end product doesn't have much market traction, and the future end product(Robotics and AI) is not apt. I think it might be helpful to educated yourself about past market crashes especially the one of the 1920s and the dot bubble burst. Your state of mind is known as irrational exuberance.
You think the value of Jordan's are because people are wearing them? I think you are very wrong. Again you keep focusing on Tesla CARS. Musk has been very public that he only sees cars as 20% of their future value. It's probably 90%+ of Toyota'sfuture value. [https://fortune.com/2025/09/02/elon-musk-optimus-robots-tesla-master-plan/](https://fortune.com/2025/09/02/elon-musk-optimus-robots-tesla-master-plan/)
#FULL SELF FLYING CARS IN 2 years
That is a highly regarded view. It’s boomer advice to discourage dumb people from getting over extended. The question is whether he can make a higher rate of return with his money elsewhere. If he’s a subprime wagie paying 18% on his car loan, he needs to pay it off. If he’s got a promotional 2% auto loan, then paying it off is stupid. When someone starts giving financial advice based on CARS ARE A DEPRECIATING ASSET, you know they are perfect for WSB.
I asked ChatGPT this verbatim and it mentioned OPFI, CARS, Quad and Ford (😂). Tempted to drop 1k in leaps in each because it feels like a sensible move as any in this fuckin market
[$TSLA](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) \- TESLA SELLS 61 CARS IN INDIA IN SEPTEMBER 2025 LMAOOOOOOOOOO
https://preview.redd.it/sjfx8qxiyitf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0577e48bb9b1a26f3ce4f1a385cc68ca105f3b10 WE LOVE FLYING CARS WEEEE
I KNEW BUYING ARCHR AT ATH WAS THE CORRECT MOVE EVER SINCE I JERKED OFF TO THE BRAINDANCE SCENE IN CYBERPUNK AND WANTED FLYING CARS please partner with tsla, plzlzlzlzlz
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CANCELED GRANTS FOR STREET SAFETY, PEDESTRIAN TRAILS, AND BIKE LANES, CITING PROJECTS “AREN’T DESIGNED FOR CARS” Fuck em bikers No seriously fuck them. Riding around all over the place
Bro What the fuck was that primetime television special **WHY ARE WE DOING THIS WE SHOULD HAVE FLYING CARS BY NOW**
You think they are up because Tesla sold CARS? Lmao
I'M RICH AND HAVE A FANTASTIC LIFE AND WIFE AND DOG AND KIDS AND HOUSES AND CARS AND MONEY HAHA YOU LOSE I PROVED I AM BETTER THAN AN ANONYMOUS STRANGER This is a reply I have almost literally received before. Pure art.
Sundar Pichai and $GOOGL did the highest level of 'Lock in' 12 months ago. Locked in & COOOOKED from top to bottom. EVERYONE, EVEN THE DOJ, SCAM ALTMAN, ELON, CARS, CLOUD, SEARCH, AI.... Jeeeez. CEO of the year?
people need to remember It's ok to be 🐻🐻🐻 once in awhile Sometim s you need to FUCK OVER CORPORATE AMERICA could you imagine COS trying to sell BONDS when stocks are down 40%???!! I'd like the TECH CEOs to get fucked by the Margin Calls and lose their TESLAS AND BENTLEYS I once left a Walmart in SILICON CALLEY KATE HUDSON walked out of their and a THUG stole her HERMES handbag SHE CALLED RHE POLICE and they sent 25 SQUAD CARS looking for him .then she PRESSED CHARGES and the DA LOST The CASE. IT WAS A SETUP SHE COST THE taxpayers $2 million because of that FUCK THE RICH
#TEASLER….. CARS OF STENCH (Honda civic better)…… AUTOPILOTS OF IMAGINATION (they don’t exist in reality)…… A CEO BANGING HORSE TRANQ (can’t even play poe2)……. A STOCK OF DIRT……
THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE CHEAPER CARS THIS YEAR...that nobody will also buy Don't you get it?! They will lose less money per car they aren't selling. Pure genius.
> There aren’t a lot of luxury SUVs rolling around but there are a metric fton of CARS!!! Whats your point dude? That Europe has potential for big truck/suv market? Not really. In Europe fuel is 2-3 more expensive. Also due to population density everything is close. Even if there would be 0% on cars then Ford F-150 would not be popular car. In general you need to take into account that a lot of countries are very protectionists over industries they consider key. Trump is doing same thing by tariffing cars from EU. And this is completely fine. Just like food because well, you dont want to wake up one day and have famine because you didnt support your local farmers and allowed production from across sea to take over market. Also keep in mind that biggest problem for American farmers are not tariffs, but that their products are too low quality to be allowed to enter EU. Simple as this. We prefer Chicken with different spices than chlorine.
I love it when people talk about micro and then blow it out to averages. Micro talk about trucks specifically then out to all tariffs on all goods. It’s a little hilarious. By the way have you been to Europe!!! There aren’t a lot of luxury SUVs rolling around but there are a metric fton of CARS!!! Bottom line is the cucks on this sub are all in for the stock price. They give zero fu$&@ about the country or its people. They would offer up their mother’s womb if it meant their portfolio gets a bump.
Listen up chumps. You think BEARS are the only ones who are gay? WRONG! Anyone who tries to make money in the stock market is a HARDCORE HOMOSEXUAL. I spend every dime I make with my drop shipping business on PUSSY, CARS and UNREGULATED SUPPLAMENTS. Like, follow, and subscribe for more advice.
CARS? WTF!!?!? Why are you talking about cars though? Are you off-spectrum in some way? Tesla doesn't do CARS. Tesla is a bitcoin hodling, hype producing, AI going, autonomous vehicle **SOON**ing^(just like totally ignore that Alphabet is at 18P/E despite Waymos LITERALLY already giving rides and making money on robot taxis), and future robo-sexbot-waifu company.
TESSLER - CARS NOT EVEN FAST (HONDA CIVIC FASTER), KETAMINE LOVER CEO, REVENUES OF PURE DIRT, PE 190 AND OVER 1 TRILLION MARKET CAP (LOL), ROBOTAXIS OF AIR (NON EXISTENT) AND WAYMO BETTER………… is this a fraud stonk?
This is how I know you’re a bad investor. All you had to do is 5 mins of research. If you think these are small issues when it’s ONLY 10 CARS OPERATING, you’re a moron https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-06-23/tesla-robotaxi-videos-show-speeding-driving-into-wrong-lane https://futurism.com/tesla-robotaxi-jerks-wheel https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/06/23/tesla-robotaxi-incidents-caught-on-camera-in-austin-get-nhtsa-concern.html
How can anyone ave such a bad opinion GOOGLE CANT PRODUCE CARS TESLA HAS MILLIONS
FLYING CARS 
When Wednesday comes and goes, Trump's Tariff policy will undoubtedly be: 55% TARIFFS ON CARS 55% TARIFFS ON STEEL 55% TARIFFS ON PIES 55% TARIFFS ON COKES 100% TARIFFS ON TATER TOTS 100% TARIFFS ON PIZZA 100% TARIFFS ON TENDERS 100% TARIFFS ON MEATBALLS 100% TARIFFS ON COFFEES 55% TARIFFS ON WINGS 55% TARIFFS ON SHAKES 55% TARIFFS ON PANCAKES 55% TARIFFS ON PASTAS AND 155% TARIFFS ON TATERS
Get ready for the new Trump Tariff policy as of today to make deals happen quickly: 55% TARIFFS ON CARS 55% TARIFFS ON STEEL 55% TARIFFS ON PIES 55% TARIFFS ON COKES 100% TARIFFS ON TATER TOTS 100% TARIFFS ON PIZZA 100% TARIFFS ON TENDERS 100% TARIFFS ON MEATBALLS 100% TARIFFS ON COFFEES 55% TARIFFS ON WINGS 55% TARIFFS ON SHAKES 55% TARIFFS ON PANCAKES 55% TARIFFS ON PASTAS 55% TARIFFS ON PASTAS AND 155% TARIFFS ON TATERS
New Trump Tariff policy as of today to make deals happen quickly: 55% TARIFFS ON CARS 55% TARIFFS ON STEEL 55% TARIFFS ON PIES 55% TARIFFS ON COKES 100% TARIFFS ON TATER TOTS 100% TARIFFS ON PIZZA 100% TARIFFS ON TENDERS 100% TARIFFS ON MEATBALLS 100% TARIFFS ON COFFEES 55% TARIFFS ON WINGS 55% TARIFFS ON SHAKES 55% TARIFFS ON PANCAKES 55% TARIFFS ON PASTAS 55% TARIFFS ON PASTAS AND 155% TARIFFS ON TATERS
ELON MUSK LOBBIES WASHINGTON DC LAWMAKERS TO CLEAR WAY FOR SELF-DRIVING CARS - Bloomberg YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT
HEY FELLAS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS CAR COMPANY THAT MAKES CARS THAT RUN ON ELECTRICITY ITS CALLED TESLA IM GOING TO CHECK IT OUT 
ASTON MARTIN > UK CARS !!! with deal Trump 🚀🔥
>US TO CUT TARIFFS ON UK-MADE CARS TO 10%: TELEGRAPH How many UK made cars are actually sold in the US? It's all low volume cars for rich people lol
>US TO CUT TARIFFS ON UK-MADE CARS TO 10%: TELEGRAPH >US-UK DEAL TO CUT BEEF TARIFFS TO `CLOSE TO ZERO': TELEGRAPH >US TO KEEP 10% RECIPROCAL TARIFFS ON UK, BIGGEST ALLY details out. Limit down
U.S TO CUT TARIFFS ON UK-MADE CARS TO 10% U.S-U.K DEAL TO CUT BEEF TARIFFS TO \`CLOSE TO ZERO' \-Telegraph
🚨 UK OFFICIALS SEE US DEAL INITIALLY FOCUSED ON CARS, STEEL: FT. “comprehensive” deal btw
Who the hell is hell is buying carvana CARS
4% unemployment rate WHO IS GOING TO BE MAKING ALL OF THESE CARS
[$TSLA](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) \- SPAIN NEW TESLA REGISTRATIONS FALL 16.6% Y/Y IN JAN-APRIL WHILE ELECTRIC CARS AS A WHOLE RISE 54% - ANFAC Calls 
"I have agreed to remove all Tariffs on The City of Japan on the Condition they IMMEDIATELY CEASE AND DESIST dropping Acme Anvils on our GREAT AMERICANS CARS! T-t-t-that's all FOLKS! DJT!"
🥭: MUSK WANTS TO GET BACK HOME TO HIS CARS Time to deport him 
LUTNICK: TARIFF WILL APPLY TO FOREIGN CAR MAKERS BUILDING CARS IN U.S.[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/1917243433472737728)
> LUTNICK: TARIFF WILL APPLY TO FOREIGN CAR MAKERS BUILDING CARS IN U.S. Dude what are we even doing here
Tesla shorts since ~2013: ITS A SCAM COMPANY STOP BUYING THEIR SHARES AND THEIR CARS
>LUTNICK: TARIFF WILL APPLY TO FOREIGN CAR MAKERS BUILDING CARS IN U.S. Jesus fucking Christ these people are stupid
Average iq in here is about room temperature I’d say. It’s down because to swap from the old model Y to new Y the production line has to shut down doesn’t it, yessss it does, and what does that mean? Yesss you got it THEY CANT FUCKING SELL CARS while they transition. The media loves lying because they have an agenda they must push.
Trade deal: CHYNA SELLS BYD CARS IN US CHYNA BUYS US SOYBEANS #artofthedeal
#TEsZLeR #FRAUD, FAST CARS, DOGE AND DECLINING REVENUE +9% ##IN THEATRES THIS SUMMER
The notion that robotaxis will swoop in and save the company is so fucking dumb too. We already have robo cars in various cities and people HATE them. They are constantly vandalized and cause traffic problems. I believe SF has already started pulling back on them because they were causing traffic issues. Pair that with an already damaged brand PLUS people are going to have to volunteer their OWN CARS for this.
TEAM UPDATE. TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is FAVOURABLE . Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. 1215et: MILLER 6-PACK LAUNCH (1st strike package) 1345: CAPTAIN MORGANS SHOTS 5ML BASED FROM MY CUPBOARD (Wife is @ her boyfriend's so SHOULD BE OKAY FOR SHOTS – also, remote start car (Toyota Prius) 1410: MORE MILLER TALL BOYS SHOTGUNNED (2nd strike package) 1415: Drive to work (MILLER 16oz CANS DEPLOYED FROM MY CARS CENTER CONSOLE) 1536: LOCATION: WHITE HOUSE (Last 4 Miller Cans deployed in Coca-Cola Koozies for MAXIMUM OPSEC) MORE TO FOLLOW (per timeline) Godspeed to our Warriors.
It wasn't "framed by the media", those are literally just facts. The measures were talked about and the vote scheduled before Trump even anounced his new tariffs. There was a second vote scheduled for next week on the new tariffs. You also completely left out CARS, which are the biggest part by a mile. Including parts. So now Trump got massive tariffs in place while the EU pulled back even their wet noodle attempt at a counter meassure.
Yeah because nothing screams advancing humanity like more stupid car centric infrastructure. 40k people die every year in the US from car crashes. And there are 20k accidents EVERY DAY. That is a huge expense on societies budget. And Elon musks solution is MAKING MORE CARS. Genius. If he wanted to actually improve society he would sell his assets and make higher education free for everyone. Or lobby the government to get universal healthcare and progressive tax rates to subsidize it. But nope better hoard wealth instead of providing millions of people the opportunity to progress themselves furthering humanities output for innovation. You all genuinely act like musk is this titan of industry and not just a leach that has siphoned countless dollars in college tuition, healthcare expenses, child care, and basic infrastructure from the economy.
Seriously dude what the # fuck is he talking about?!?! HYDROGEN CARS EXPLODING?!
This is the fake news that you believe. The actual tariffs on US goods to Europe is around 1% … the reason we do not want american cars is because they use A LOT MORE FUEL (DOUBLE THE AMOUNT THAT EU CARS USE!). The EU also does not want chloro- chicken, because it is toxic. The EU does however import a lot of TECH and SERVICES from the US, while the EU barely exports tech and services to the US. So don’t just copy trumps rhetoric. The real story is more complex. US has a goods trade deficit, and the EU has a services trade deficit with the US
I repeat, Ford STOPPED MAKING CARS.
I swear to god, something in this economy has gone completely screwy. The COSTCO parking lot is so full you can't even get in, you have to go park near the Best Buy , and there are NO CARS in front of the Best Buy.
Right? Trump says he's retaliating against other countries' tariffs. 46% on Vietnam because they have high tariffs on certain things like cars. BECAUSE THEIR ROADS ARE TOO SMALL FOR CARS! He's such an idiot.
Imagine calling this unhinged but say absolutely nothing when it comes to BURNING DOWN CARS.
TRUMP: DON'T THINK AMERICANS SHOULD BUY CARS NOW TO AVOID TARIFFS Really?
TRUMP: DON’T THINK AMERICANS SHOULD BUY CARS NOW TO AVOID TARIFFS So you should not buy a car and car companies are not allowed to rise their prices? Let’s get that communism!!
Don’t trust these guys. Don’t trust any analysts. It’s all market manipulation. He could be paid, he could be saying it to use retail as exit liquidity. There is not one good reason Tesla can hit an ATH this year, that is absolutely delusional to say. 90 percent of their revenue is from CARS. Despite what Elon yaps on about robots and neuralink and whatever the fuck else, these are YEARS away and there is 0 guarantee they will even be good. And Tesla is also way behind in both FSD and Robots, so the chances of them magically over taking the competition are pretty low. Look at Boston dynamics robots. Look at Waymo and BYD in terms of self driving. Remember Tesla is a meme stock, it’s based on hype alone and Elons bullshit. It may go up, sure, will it hit an ATH this year, absolutely not, next year? Probably not either. They need money for all these promises, which they are losing heavily right now
Trump’s 25% auto tariff could add $5k–$10k to car prices, per Wedbush GOOD THING I ALREADY OWN THREE CARS 
**WHO IS BUYING IN THIS ECONOMY? CARS ABOUT TO GO BANANAS, YOU CAN FINANCE A CHIPOTLE BURRITO, AND WE ARE IN A TRADE WAR WITH OUR OWN ALLIES** 
Why the fuck is Tesla rising while everything is falling. PEOPLE ARE SETTING CARS ON FIRE.
Is this all that orange moron can do? Fucking spins a wheel, tick, tick, tick... Cars! Cars get tariffs this week! Spins another wheel... tick tick tick, 25%! 25 fucking percent on CARS! MAGA!!? The republican party is so goddamned stupid.
DAS FUHRER ELON ⚡⚡ STATES HIS CARS WERE NEVER MEANT FOR A PARTICULAR SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION 
Because new bmws suck and all new cars suck.. Bring back e46 and e39 these were THE CARS!!!
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO [BIG BILL HELL'S CARS](https://youtu.be/-rsEs4HWXeY). BAD DEALS! CARS THAT BREAKDOWN! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A BARGEN AT BIG BILL, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT! GUARENTEED!! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! YOU HEARD US RIGHT. SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE. WE'LL FUCK HER, THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING. THAT'S RIGHT! CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT! DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF. ONLY AT BIG BILL HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT LIKE TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER! GO TO HELL! BIG BILL HELL'S CARS. BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SON'S OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND. GUARENTEED!!!
BECAUSE THEY SELL NO FUCKING CARS 
I see high volume but low open interest for CARS250919C00012500. Maybe I'm misunderstanding something, but wouldn't that suggest somebody was buying to close? I'm more interested in the high open interest on the September 10 Put.
PRESIDENT SELLING CARS 
You can just see the MAGA heads exploding at this. Trump: CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX!!!! I'VE ORDERED CAR CHARGERS TO BE TAKEN OUT OF ALL GOVERNMENT FACILITIES!!! MAGA: yay Also Trump: ELON MUSK IS A GREAT SOUTH AFRICAN PATRIOT GO BUY HIS ELECTRIC CARS THAT ALL THE LIBTARDS DRIVE BECAUSE THEY SO STOOPID!!!! MAGA: wat
BISHES NOT BUYING CARS ANYWAY. DOESN'T MATTER. 