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This is going very badly for Microsoft as the fallout continues and is "AGI" to blame here? Ilya Sutskever should resign from the board.
$TSLA $300 -> $270 MINIMUM.. Cybertruck Production is about to COOK THIS STOCK
Traeger stock heats up on earnings beat, upbeat outlook (NYSE:COOK)
Stocks making the biggest moves midday: TSLA, SQ, PYPL, COOK, MOH...
Analysts Set Traeger, Inc. (NYSE:COOK) PT at $6.38
Weber takes $3.7B buyout offer from BDT Capital
Traeger (COOK) Reports Q3, Tops Revenue Estimates
Brokerages Set Traeger, Inc. (NYSE:COOK) Target Price at $6.94
Traeger, Inc. (NYSE:COOK) CEO Buys $431,746.20 in Stock
4th of July Squeeze Stock. Barbecue stock that is 60% shorted and gaining momentum - $WEBR
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How the HELL is there not a short squeeze forming on $COOK?!
Weber, Inc. - WEBR (and why you should know about it).
COOK PROTOCOL X Velas Blockchain
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Good fuck that stupid ass AI bubble. Causing the price of ram to go up consoles too Fuck outta here and its shit #TIM COOK U LYING CUCK WHERE IS MY APPLE INTELLIGENCE YOU PROMISED!
COOK $0.58 to $28 in one night wauuuuw
Yeah that PPI DIDNT GET COOK BUT GOT EVERYONE COOKED .7%
#CAP BET RIZZ COOK FINNA MID FR LOWKEY lmaooo GEN Zers are the so low IQ LMAO.
Damn do I love cooked numbers. LET THEM COOK
Most of y'all Where dooming on here yesterday about the jobs numbers. DOG Y'ALL NEED TO THROW THE FUCKING TOWEL IN, THIS ADMINISTRATION IS GOING TO COOK THE BOOKS, ACT LIKE IT MAKE MONEY YOU FUCK HEADS.
This is actually an insightful prediction. McDonalds is a perfect example, I hope big corpsget margin called af and just go outof business. My partner and I both grew up poor but make a decent living. We sure as hell aren't going to McDonald's when there's plenty of better chains, or even local, that's barely more expensive than McDonald's. Hopefully this could provide a bit of a life line to local places staying open, even though the margins on food service just aren't great as it is; and even cooking is spendy with grocery prices where they're at. Anyone in your teens to 30s reading this. LEARN, HOW, TO, COOK. Avoid food delivery at all cost, unless it's for local business that handles it's own delivery. Never spend credit on food either... unless you're planting a garden or at least learning how to prepare food.
Smci numbers late, they probably in the kitchen doing what they do best…COOK
fucking appalling to me that in an era of completely non-existent SEC there are still CEOs not cooking the fucking shit out of their earnings reports like what the fuck are you afraid of? COOK EM UP ALREADY
Charles Liang gonna COOK you got this🔥🔥
🚀 Apple sent it with this APPLE CEO TIM COOK SAYS CO WORKING TO MAKE 100% OF COVER GLASS FOR IPHONES AND APPLE WATCH IN KENTUCKY
Let him cook.. I said LET HIM COOK!!
I need tim apple to COOK tyfyattm
I believe tim apple will COOK
There's three years left in his term buddy. You weirdos expect 100% on promises when he's linearly at 25% timewise. Nothing will ever be satisfactory for you, just be honest and admit that at least. LET HIM COOK.
Buy Puts and then LET THEM COOK
Mango speech at davos: “I EARNED THIS PARTICIPATION AWARD NOT MACHADO I ALSO HAVE BIRTHRIGHT TO GREENLAND AND ALSO BIDEN WAS A VERY MAD MAN AND I HATE LISA COOK TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER” There saved everyone 24h
Buy Apple calls.. I think I have to sub to their icloud 50G $1/month plan.. FUCK YOU TIM COOK FUCK YOU.
COOK. Get out of tech and into BBQ's. Traeger grills are good. Stocks will rise soon. I expect it to go back to past values with a 400% rise as the AI bubble crashes and people buy something real. Almost an all time low.
# maybe not in ur doomer mind. GET SHREKD ON! COOK IT KING!!! He is YOUR king
How we get AI in a Traeger grill because I need COOK to pamp
COOK is up 30% today. Another 30% up tomorrow?
Anyone have thoughts on COOK? Seems undervalued but I’m not the best at reading technicals. They had 600m revenue in 2024. 582m as of September.
$AAPL - APPLE'S SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF HARDWARE TECHNOLOGIES JOHNY SROUJI RECENTLY TOLD COOK THAT HE IS CONSIDERING LEAVING IN NEAR FUTURE via Walter Bloomberg
They're RAW. These numbers are RAW! COOK THEM AGAIN!
COOK as well at .8, but put a stop loss at .75 I didn’t do my research there so hoping for a lucky Jump if volume is good
NFE, COOK and a hidden low float gem INLF
$COOK. LOL yall are smoking rock on this one
I am ready for the early morning run. $COOK (Traeger Grills)
Who’s ready for $COOK to starting Cooking tmr ???
Holding COOK through Monday right now and picking up more IVP
does COOK have more in the tank? if so, nice entry here
$COOK is cooking $$$$$$$$$$$
not at all, we are just starting to COOK
Sam altman 2 years ago:" We will end Google and win everything". Sundar pichai & demis hasabis: => nahh man. Don't think so. =>releases best video model, Llm, image generation all for free & integrates Ai all across ecosystem. => Doesn't finance externally because Google makes $135B in profit after $70B in buybacks, 90b in Capex, 13b in dividends & $40b in acquisitions a year. =>$GOOG wins cloud contracts for $155B backlog, growing more then AWS/AZURE. Builds data centre for cloud all over USA. Biggest in the world for India, first in turkey, all over Europe for the eurpoors. => picks up side project. Builds underwater sea cables to connect the entire world with internet and makes others pay for it $$$. =>people scream "But..but google search is dead. Ai browsers and Llm will kill google search brooo" =>GOOGLE EARNINGS: SEARCH ACCELERATE AT 12% on $250B! 85% market share on chrome. People can't stop click ads. more profit at 70% margins. => market panics....maybe google was the leader? Not sure, but let me invest $100B in no revenue quantum shitco or AI company with no product. => Google Cooks... supposed self driving leader. Tesla???? Hold up. 3000 waymo cars. USA 🇺🇸, London 🇬🇧, Japan 🇯🇵. On track to hit $1B revenue as scaling goes exponential. Builds mega plant in USA to ship waymo like Chinese made toys => market: wait..but.. you aren't supposed to..search?? => Google: NOT DONE YET. 2% of all human watch time is yotube. Gets 15% of all watch time on anything. Prints more $ then $NFLX. ADS keep pumping. Premium users increase daily. => $GOOG: beat after beat after beat....Even Donny T. tells judges to stop lawsuits and let google COOK. no legal fears for google. => starts to ship weekly. Android for PC, Ai browser, first company with ADS in Llm, Apple x gemini, Salesforce x gemini, meta x gemini... Scam altman: " oh shit....ummm. we are announcing a deal with openai and nvida to get more money to burn. We spent $5b on AI slop SORA which lasted 2 weeks and now users have left. We will be profitable, we just need more GPU. Jensen pls" Google in 2 years: => "Alphabet buys OpenAi after bankruptcy for $5m"
Sam altman 2 years ago:" We will end Google and win everything". Sundar pichai & demis hasabis: => nahh man. Don't think so. =>releases best video model, Llm, image generation all for free & integrates Ai all across ecosystem. => Doesn't finance externally because Google makes $135B in profit after $70B in buybacks, 90b in Capex, 13b in dividends & $40b in acquisitions a year. =>$GOOG wins cloud contracts for $155B backlog, growing more then AWS/AZURE. Builds data centre for cloud all over USA. Biggest in the world for India, first in turkey, all over Europe for the eurpoors. => picks up side project. Builds underwater sea cables to connect the entire world with internet and makes others pay for it $$$. =>people scream "But..but google search is dead. Ai browsers and Llm will kill google search brooo" =>GOOGLE EARNINGS: SEARCH ACCELERATE AT 12% on $250B! 85% market share on chrome. People can't stop click ads. more profit at 70% margins. => market panics....maybe google was the leader? Not sure, but let me invest $100B in no revenue quantum shitco or AI company with no product. => Google Cooks... supposed self driving leader. Tesla???? Hold up. 3000 waymo cars. USA 🇺🇸, London 🇬🇧, Japan 🇯🇵. On track to hit $1B revenue as scaling goes exponential. Builds mega plant in USA to ship waymo like Chinese made toys => market: wait..but.. you aren't supposed to..search?? => Google: NOT DONE YET. 2% of all human watch time is yotube. Gets 15% of all watch time on anything. Prints more $ then $NFLX. ADS keep pumping. Premium users increase daily. => $GOOG: beat after beat after beat....Even Donny T. tells judges to stop lawsuits and let google COOK. no legal fears for google. => starts to ship weekly. Android for PC, Ai browser, first company with ADS in Llm, Apple x gemini, Salesforce x gemini, meta x gemini... Scam altman: " oh shit....ummm. we are announcing a deal with openai and nvida to get more money to burn. We spent $5b on AI slop SORA which lasted 2 weeks and now users have left. We will be profitable, we just need more GPU. Jensen pls" Google in 2 years: => "Alphabet buys OpenAi after bankruptcy for $5m"
Cmon powell COOK THE BOOKS PLEASE
Everyone. BUY THE FUCKIN DIP. THE PREZ will fire the FEDS. They hate the current admin. JPOW to release job data on Dec 12th WE MOON FUCKIN RIP BOYS FUCK LISA COOK THE FRAUDDD
#😳 marked are indeed fucked > FED’S COOK WARNS OF POSSIBLE MARKET DROP > Fed Governor Lisa Cook warned that high valuations in stocks, corporate bonds, housing, and leveraged loans increase the risk of sharp market declines. > She highlighted liquidity risks tied to hedge funds’ growing role in Treasury markets and said private credit isn’t a stability threat but should be monitored. Cook added that AI could destabilize markets, noting that its impact requires close watch. She did not discuss monetary policy.
Jensen for the love of god PLEASE COOK. THE TECH SECTOR NEEDS IT FOT FUCKS SAKE.
Never fade Deepmind. They can COOK
The casino you play in has “LET HIM COOK” as their soundtrack.
Orange 🍊 releasing changes to tariffs after close to COOK the bears come Monday
you guys I didn't really wanna sell my shares for $140 but have decided I wanna sell them for $80 wicked bad DID I COOK?! BUSSIN
TELL US YOUR LEGS so we can COOK them!
>COOK: AI COULD HAVE LARGE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE LABOR MARKET Tax revenue 🔻 Negative feedback cycle
COOK: AI COULD HAVE LARGE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE LABOR MARKET Collapse delivered as ordered.
TIM COOK is cooking the books before releasing the numbers
lol “oh no my shitco can’t lower prices because they have to actually COOK the Cisco food they order!!!”
SIMPLE 2 steps plan 1- LOAD UP THE MAX YOU CAN LOSE 2- STAY THE FK COOK 🦧 3- EAT BANANAS 🍌 & BYND
Haha. Anytime one gives a random price target it doesn’t show that person well. Just makes one think this guy is planning on selling at $10 and gave himself a buffer. If someone needs to sell so be it. But let’s forget price targets. Let this run. LET IT COOK!
NBIS down this bad on a day where QQQ pushed way higher lmfaaooooo. A red day is going to genuinely fucking COOK us
This mf worried about mf COOKING OIL. HE DON'T EVEN F\*CKING COOK
Andrus Jeremy bought $1 million worth of $COOK. He knew
You got to read between the lines. The right choice is $COOK obviously
Bought 1K shares of $COOK. 10x by tomorrow morning with oil or no oil
Serious question here. Will Traeger $COOK be the next Build a Bear $BBW???
I need my 1dte AMD PUTS TO COOK
work computer crapped out...TIME TO COOK A 🔒
Most stocks are tanking What makes AAPL holding so strong? WHAT DID TIM COOK DO
who has a more stacked team then $GOOGL $GOOG Larry Page at Board, Sergey Brin Working on Gemini, Sundar GOAT pichai As CEO, Thomas Kurian ( CEO Of google cloud - prev leader of Oracle and twin of Oracle head of sales), Neel Mohan ( Doubleclick Exec - CEO Of youtube), Demis Hasabis ( smartest MF ever), Noam Shazer ( AI GOAT ), Jeff Dean ( AI GOAT), Logan K. ( Gemini Lead). then 4000+ CRACKED AI Developers. XaI is the only else i consider cracked ( Elon = entire google). I really wanat them both to team up and fuckin COOK sam altman and end OpenAi.
new HomePod pretty sick... let Tim COOK
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ASKS U.S. APPEALS COURT TO PAUSE RULING THAT BLOCKED REMOVAL OF FEDERAL RESERVE GOVERNOR LISA COOK Banana republic.
>PULTE: "WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED VIDEO PROOF THAT LISA COOK’S DECLARED “PRIMARY RESIDENCE” IS BEING RENTED OUT TO TENANTS." Exit your 401ks and buy physical gold - your currency is at risk.
PULTE: "WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED VIDEO PROOF THAT LISA COOK’S DECLARED “PRIMARY RESIDENCE” IS BEING RENTED OUT TO TENANTS." PLTR drone caught her ass in 4k, that’s why it’s up
>PULTE, "WOW!! BIG NEWS ON LISA COOK JUST RECEIVED; MAJOR NEWS COMING SHORTLY" Big news. Dollar fucked
PULTE, "WOW!! BIG NEWS ON LISA COOK JUST RECEIVED; MAJOR NEWS COMING SHORTLY" Someone ship this man off to CECOT in 2029.
They need to leave that man alone and let him do what he does best. MAKE DEALS!!! If there is anything you want Trump personally involved in its these trade deals. He's not a military expert or anything like that but.... Making Trade deals is totally his wheelhouse. LET HIM COOK
JANET YELLEN WARNS OF 'CATASTROPHIC' CONSEQUENCES AS TRUMP FIRES FED'S LISA COOK: 'HIGHER INFLATION, VOLATILE GROWTH...WEAKENED CURRENCIES' I miss having adults in charge so much.
Imagine thinking that TRILLIONS worth of assets under management give a shit about # LISA COOK
COOK SHOW Grandma has 4 wheels and etc etc
I told my SON to call for a date with LISA COOK WHAT does he have to Lose?
DJT ADMIN trying to pick fight with FED COOK SHE looks angry I would WANT her on my side She looks like a good CARD player and may be playing long game DJT may give in
TRUMP: LISA COOK MUST RESIGN Bonds going to love it
Let SPY cook Let her COOK.
BREAKING NEWS TIM COOK FELLATES OLD ORANGE MAN AND SHOWERS HIM WITH GIFTS, more news at 10
I’m gonna stay bullish on Apple , not cause it printed my calls, but I believe Tim Cook will simply fucken COOK Goddamnit it’s in his DNA
I can visualize that meeting at Apple HQ: EMPLOYEE: "You want me to do WHAT?" COOK: "Get a glass plate and engrave our logo and Trump's name on it. Here's a gold base for it." EMPLOYEE: "But why?" COOK: "Because a cheap token of flattery is all we need to divert this idiot's attention."
Worked for Apple for over 8 years. They were constantly pushing internal initiatives for diversity and inclusion BEFORE it was a widespread thing. I see now it was all bullshit. I’m glad I not longer work for them. Fuck Apple, Fuck Trump and most of all FUCK TIM COOK. I used to respect this man but I can see now he’s willing to sell out his supposed values just like everyone else.
Did TIM COOK gay porn leaked again?