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This is going very badly for Microsoft as the fallout continues and is "AGI" to blame here? Ilya Sutskever should resign from the board.
$TSLA $300 -> $270 MINIMUM.. Cybertruck Production is about to COOK THIS STOCK
Traeger stock heats up on earnings beat, upbeat outlook (NYSE:COOK)
Stocks making the biggest moves midday: TSLA, SQ, PYPL, COOK, MOH...
Analysts Set Traeger, Inc. (NYSE:COOK) PT at $6.38
Weber takes $3.7B buyout offer from BDT Capital
Traeger (COOK) Reports Q3, Tops Revenue Estimates
Brokerages Set Traeger, Inc. (NYSE:COOK) Target Price at $6.94
Traeger, Inc. (NYSE:COOK) CEO Buys $431,746.20 in Stock
4th of July Squeeze Stock. Barbecue stock that is 60% shorted and gaining momentum - $WEBR
COOK Finance. The Leading DeFi index platform. Listed on major exchange like Uni,Pcs,Gate,MEXC,Hoo,Hotbit & Coinbase wallet. with many platforms like Dao,Dapp, NFT,Metaverse,Yields and Indexes. so many options to invest and earn passively! let your money works for you! visit : https://cook.finance/
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$COOK Finance. A DeFi Index Platform Built for the Future! with many platforms like Dao, Dapp, NFT, Metaverse, Yields and Indexes. so many options to invest and earn passively! Secure your position! Don't miss out! visit : https://cook.finance
$COOK Finance A DeFi Index Platform Built for the Future! with many platform like Dao, Dapp, NFT, Metaverse, Yields and Indexes. Cook is very strong! very bullish! it keeps pumping and pumping! with many Big Updates this year! This is the best investment right now! check it now:https://cook.finance
How the HELL is there not a short squeeze forming on $COOK?!
Weber, Inc. - WEBR (and why you should know about it).
COOK PROTOCOL X Velas Blockchain
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QUICK TIM COOK, PULL THE ai LEVER!!
QUICK TIM COOK SAY AI AGAIN 
LET. TIM. COOK. imagine not buying AAPL calls every time it goes below 170 nfa
LET. TIM. COOK. 
Is AAPL allergic to Green? LET TIM COOK
THANK TIM "God" COOK, Apple pumped Thursday, i was able to sell my calls that were -50% on Wednesday just before WW3
LET TIM COOK   
LET. TIM. COOK. 
LET. TIM. COOK. 
MR. BER PRESIDENT, TIM COOK SAID Ai AGAIN
TIME FOR TIM COOK TO COOK  🚀🚀
$TLRY IS GONNA COOK PRE MARKET 
Tim Cook COOK PLEASE
Let him cook! (NVDA)… LET HIM COOK (NVDA)
HE’S HIM! LET. HIM. COOK. 
Tim cook stop being a fuckin puss and COOK SOMETHING
LET. TIM. COOK. 
And Steve Job said.. LET. TIM. COOK. 
LET. TIM. COOK. 
AAPL will save SPY. LET TIM COOK. 
AAPL 175 EOD NOT A MEME. LET TIM COOK. (nfa) 
THANKS JIM. LET TIM COOK. https://preview.redd.it/6pt1jvsetvqc1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=d74c16d4adabd798ba6f7479d908dac409aa2b1e
Hey listen closely Mr. COOK! You can't get Apple get bancrupt just like this.  There is simply no other smartphone I would ever use than an iPhone.
full ported NVDA/AMD calls. let it COOK!
I told you they just the COOK
AAPL ON AUTOPILOT TO $500 TIM COOK USES HAIR PRODUCTS DESIGNED BY AI!..... 
Paper handed my 930P for a 10 bagger instead of a 40 bagger but I’m letting the other chip puts COOK.
[What’s Jensen been cooking? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7TNRhIYJ8) # LET HIM COOK
ARENT U GLAD UR BF IS A GOOD COOK 
TIM COOK DONE FUKKED UP. BUFFETT IS PISSED. 
Take a look at $COOK, company (while it’s D/E ratio is slightly down, the market cap is at $275M, sales are $650M, this business will turn.
Take a look at $COOK, company (while it’s D/E ratio is slightly down, the market cap is at $275M, sales are $650M, this business will turn.
Dude, put money in $COOK, company (while it’s D/E ratio is slightly down, the market cap is at $275M, sales are $650M, this business will turn.
Don't be a poosie, diamond hands this 🤣 I fkkn love WSB LET IT RIDE. Everyone else stop giving logical advice, LET HIM COOK
Tim Apple, famous CEO of $COOK
Let Tim COOK. 
It’s all OHHHHH TIM COOK, I will give you more money. WE NEED MORE JOBS SO YOU CAN SELL MORE IPHONES. TIM, YOU TASTE SO GOOD, WE WILL SUGGEST LOWERING OF RATES.
I mean the man has a perfect record🤷🏻♂️LET HIM COOK
The only bull thesis I see for TSLA at this point is Elon gets his 25% and starts going on a stim bender creating robots and AI... other than that.. who gives a shit about the cars.. ​ LET ELON COOK
PARKING LOT RESEARCH PARTNERS PRESS RELEASE: FEBRUARY 1, 2024 2PM PST IS APPLE'S ER CONFERENCE CALL. TIM COOK IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE SIGNIFICANT AI PROJECT ACROSS SEVERAL PRODUCT LINES AND SERVICES. WE EXPECT NVDA TO BE A MAJOR BENEFICIARY OF THIS ANNOUNCEMENT. NVDA $4k + 
TIM COOK IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE MAJOR AI ENDEAVOR DURING APPLE ER CONFERENCE CALL. NVDA WILL BE FRONT AND CENTER. NVDA $4K + 
TIM COOK LOOKING TO DO A DEAL WITH NVDA. HE HAS NO CHOICE. NVDA $4K + 
MARK ZUCKERBERG, TIM COOK, SATAYA NADELLA, ELON MUSK, AND ANDY JASSY IN A BIDDING WAR OVER NVDA. NVDA $5K+ 
TIM COOK BUYING NVDA TO SAVE APPLE. APPLE WILL DISCUSS DURING THEIR ER CONFERENCE CALL. AI IS NOW APPLE'S MAIN FOCUS GOING FORWARD. ALL RESOURCES WILL BE DIRECTED TOWARDS THIS EFFORT. NVDA $4K+ 
TIM COOK BADING APPLE FUTURE ON AI ENABLED PHONES. NVDA $4K 
TIM COOK GONNA TALK NVDA AI. 
TIM COOK GONNA PUT NVDA $1,500+ 
APPLE CEO TIM COOK'S TOTAL COMPENSATION FOR 2023 AMOUNTED TO $63.2 MILLION, REFLECTING A DECREASE FROM THE PREVIOUS YEAR'S FIGURE OF $99.4 MILLION But wage inflation! (Jk)
Bro, it’s not a flex to overspend on basic essentials. The average grocery bill in Hawaii, the most expensive grocery state in the nation, is $500/person/month. Let’s say you pay double what other people pay for sustenance, then maybe you could hit $1000/week/person by living in the most expensive place AND paying double the average. You can’t believe that organic products like fruits, vegetables, meats, cheeses, and bread cost $250/person/week unless you’re buying pre-prepared foods. Ingredients are the cheapest way to shop and eat, but maybe you aren’t cooking at home. I love sodium and pre-prepared foods like the Whole Foods hot bar too, but there’s no moral “I’m not eating processed food” high ground there. So are you maybe exaggerating, live in a the most costly part of the free world, or buying prepackaged foods? If you’re saying you spend $250/month/person and COOK, you’re a fucking idiot for thinking we’re that stupid.
J POW has feelings too guys # LET HIM COOK
For the past 2 years it’s been $9-$10 range and now you wanna complain that it’s breaking outta that range. Let SNAP COOK BRUH
LET HIM COOK 
What happened to this sub? Let him COOK!
Who let TIM COOK? 
So i'm going to link to a comment i made yesterday on CRE stuff [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/17p6hid/comment/k85exg4/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/17p6hid/comment/k85exg4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) but also post some of it here to show how confidently wrong you are about the situation so first off - **the 135 US regional banks (generally considered as those with about $10 billion to $160 billion in assets) hold just 13.8% of debt on income-producing properties** The top 25 largest banks, which the Federal Reserve (Fed) considers “large”, hold 12.1%. " secondly - 88% of large banks hold 0-10% portfolio exposure to CRE ​ now when we go to the article, literally titled "**BIG BANKS** COOK UP A NEW WAY UNLOAD RISK" its sort of silly you then tie this to CRE big banks dont really do CRE now we could quibble about what we want to call big banks but the ARTICLE ITSELF TALKS ABOUT JPM AND MORGAN STANLEY these arent your regional banks mate. ​ also in the article THEY LITERALLY TELL US WHY THEY ARE DOING IT - increased regulatory burden a one other funny note while im here, this past week we had a post about TOO BIG TO FAIL being applied to hedgefunds and all of WSB raged REEE TOO BIG TO FAIL when the article was actually about increasing regulation and oversight on the hedgefunds due to their increased role in the financial system and regulations not keeping up to it. now ill quote from the article in this post - "The deals embody a deep shift on Wall Street, where hedge funds, private-equity firms and other alternative investment firms that buy private credit are becoming increasingly important to how finance functions."
Tim COOK has the best cookers, and bers still will bet against it 
I think since jobs aren't matching the rise in cost of living, the lower class of Americans forced to work more jobs need to be more creative. Let me cook. If our purchasing power truly has gone down over time, but time at a job has remained the same. So regardless of what job you work, the time the majority of Americans are forced to be physically present on the job site has stayed consistent over generations. For example: "In 1972, the minimum wage was $1.60, the average rent was $108, and a year of public college was $428.In 1992, minimum wage was $4.25, rent was $447, and college was $2349.In 2022, the minimum wage is $7.25, average rent $1,326, and public college $10,338 per year. This is how many hours you would need to work a minimum wage job in order to afford housing and education: Housing:1972: 68 hours, 1992: 105 hours 2022: 183 hours College:1972: 268 hours , 1992: 553 hours 2022: 1426 hours" So this is only becoming much worse over time where you'd have to work more hours to get the same compensation, this probably applies for numerous things. **My proposal**: We should work more jobs, LET ME COOK. But we should also be able to work multiple jobs at once. **Example:** If I work at Monday-Friday at, Mc Donalds 7am-3pm, Wendy's 7am-3pm, janitor 7am-3pm, in college from 7am-3pm, and work another job at a food bank 7am-3pm. I should be paid for all of those jobs at the same time, while being able to take my classes, but get a full hours pay. When I add this up based on minimum wage, I can sort of match the previous generations' purchasing power and standard of living when trying to obtain things from Maslow's hierarchy of needs. How does this benefit everyone? 1. Employment raises rise. We need high employment rates, this will make the numbers on the book look much better. High employment rate = strong economy. 2. Americans are opting out of work at record-breaking levels, we just change how we calculate this data. But in reality, we need people to enter the workforce. So we have more jobs being created, but no one wants these jobs. My proposal better incentivizes filling in these jobs. 3. Workers have a higher purchasing power and are able to have purchasing powers that previous generations got to enjoy, while working similar number of hours weekly or even less in some cases. This means that we can reach our highest hierarchy of needs like home, food, education, etc, for the same costs of hours working as our previous generations did. Nowadays sort of like a Ponzi scheme, newer generations have to keep working substantially more hours regardless of job to obtain the same compensation previous generations had. With my proposal, if it took 268 hours of work for a minimum wage job to pay off college, but it takes more than 2080 hours of work nowadays for minimum wage workers to afford the same costs of education. This goes for other things like homeownership, retirement, food, etc. This way we can condense all the work. So we boost employment numbers, help newer generations obtain the same purchasing power previous generations had, and fill in jobs because more Americans are opting out of work. **How will workers work?** **The worker going through college and juggling multiple jobs will just have to leverage their time. So, if that person has to keep moving from each job location every 5-10 minutes, as long as they showed up, they were technically present for the job and must be honored. IF all workers do this, then it may force individual employers to bid for employees time to stay longer.** **"Timing the job market beats time in the job market". \~Warren Buffet of Dankshire Hathaway.** This has never been tested so you can't prove its actually not going to work. You can only theorize why it won't, but it hasn't been proven not to work. This will help the jobs number, bring more tax revenue for the government, fill in jobs for employers, and help boost employee compensation. I understand people feel as if capitalism and our system haven't been working for the people. Now more than ever are American system and ideas are being challenged. With my proposals, we can win over those who feel left behind and make things more betta again.
LET ZUCK COOK (the books)
#Imagine not being able to **EAT & COOK LIKE ME** Literally name **ONE WSB USER** who is a better chef than yours truly. I’ll wait #^https://i.imgur.com/bbgcl7p.jpg But please, tell me about your doordash fast food you incel brokie rentoid
lmao or what? You're nobody. And you're about to be even less if you quit your job as a COOK. Lmao. Keep being a joke.
LET. HIM. COOK. 
TIM COOK GOT WALTER WHITE?? BULLISH 
ITS TIME TO COOK UP SOME BERS 
Ticker: CPHI pt 1+ LET HIM COOK 🔥🔥
#APPLE 180 calls TIM COOK BUYING UP SHARES BUY BARE BACK APPLE 15
im telling you this is all tim apples fault, AAPL was about to hit 200 & lift the market to the heavens. after that it was all ogre. Inflation was supposed to get better DAMN YOU ROME & COOK DAMN YOU!!!!
Trade options on stocks with the most relative volume. Like 10 times their regular daily volume. Options will move along side it. Then manage your risk appropriately. No single trades above 25% of your portfolio. Stocks I traded options on this week for example: OS, TUP, YELL, COOK, NIO, RAD
The player here is YETI. $COOK just had a monster pump and YETI is all over the place here in Texas and California. Consumer is hot. People are buying it.
Apple goes green 15 earnings quarters in a row: “TIM COOK COOKED LET’S GO ” Apple goes red for just 1 earnings quarter: “FIRE TIM COOK! HE’S A STUPID BITCH! DUMB FUK”
Buying those puts on COOK at close yesterday was a bad decision. Am I in the right sub
Buying those puts on COOK at close yesterday was a bad decision. Am I in the right sub
Probably just gonna grill while I watch my COOK soar more
# TIM “LET HIM” COOK 
I need Tim to COOK tonight on this call 
# TIM “LET HIM COOK 
I didn't buy any. Instead of dividends, I bought 2 ETFs (SMH & IWM) and 4 fractional shares in stocks (AMZN, MSFT, TSLA and NVDA). After buying those 6, I also bought 2 shares of UPWK and COOK.
Ticker COOK is COOKING +50% wow
Lmao 🤣 👨🍳 COOK FASTER ANOOS !! CAWK MIGHT MORPAN POWEE RANGERS OF CAWK!!!!
Damn so as soon as everybody is back from lunch the pumps ends? LET THE ALGOS COOK!
>IF AN ANIMAL DIES OF BIRD FLU IS IT SAFE TO EAT IF YOU COOK IT - BIRD FLU HITS INDOOR CATS VIA RAW MEAT SUPPLY https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1675984078741426176?t=1qVc2H0k5iCaqlHrCFzxcw&s=19
IMAGINE HAVING A GEY BER COOK YOU DINNER. 
Let tim cook now , I sait LET TIM COOK
Wait for $COOK to get back down to $3 then YOLO it
TIM COOK: IPHONE 15 MAY BE THE LAST IPHONE Market: “What recession? *Pumps apple +5%*
Who let this guy COOK 🧑🍳🔥💯
Should've bought more COOK
Tim Apple: KEEP MY COOK, OUT OF YOUR FOOKING MOUTH
LMFAO BEARS  KEEP PUMPIN THAT SHIT COOK 
"BETTER THAN EXPECTED SAYS CEO TIM COOK" TO CNBC. $1.52 vs. $1.43 $94.84 billion vs. $92.96 $90B buybacks = authorized GG Ber the 1Q party may now begin!!!
it’s in his LAST NAME and Bears think Tim won’t fucking COOK 👩🍳 🤡🔥🔥🔥🔥
TIMOTHY DONALD COOK GETTING DRILLED AH 
LET JPOW COOK 