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SOMEONE JUST FILED FOR A S&P 500 & NASDAQ 100 ETF THAT EXCLUDES ONLY ELON MUSK’S COMPANIES
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
The math behind the $3.5 Trillion Musk Bubble is absolutely cooked
spaceX IPO is literally free money if you know what youre doing
SpaceX IPO is in 2 days. I read the entire S-1 so you don't have to. Heres the good, the bad, and the absolutely insane.
We are about to see THE MOST epic rugpull in human history.
Silver storm mining LTD (Silver rally ATH bet)
Tesla Earnings: The Old Used Kleenex Trick Works Again
Elon's new TSLA concept, LEAKED!!!!! (genuine AI shitposting)
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> You say this on an investing sub where everything is nothing but speculation and there's nothing physical or tangible. Have structures and systems of what we are purchasing got so complicated that people make this claim? Technically when you buy even a wide-index ETF like vanguard, blackrock or other stocks you technically have voting rights and dividend access you are buying. You are buying portions of a company, such that if the company goes bankrupt and liquidates you are still able to recover some value. Crypto has none of this. You can argue that some highly speculative stocks exist that share a lot of traits with Crypto, where SPCX goes up because people have faith in SPCX/ELON more than the idea of owning his companies, but in general it's not the same thing. This reminds me of arguments that Russia uses whenever it does fucked up corrupt shit like invading countries or suppressing voting. They look at any minor comparison to things happening in the west and say "see they do it too!". This is what this argument sounds like. "Some stocks are speculative and have bullshit valuations, therefor Crypto is no different from stocks!" but in reality majority of stocks out there are actually entitling you to things OUTSIDE of the speculation.
That shit gonna have a ticker symbol ELON, isn't it?
I identify as a kid. Now give me SPCX stock ELON
$SPCX - ELON MUSK PLEDGES $10 BILLION IN SPACEX SHARES TO U.S. CHILDREN Elon Musk says he will give one SpaceX share to every American child next year. With approximately 73 million children and shares valued at $146.03, the pledge could total $10.7 billion.
Cool but useless hence Tesla, HENCE ELON.
yeah he's gotta do his Elon shit. Richest man in the world, mind you, and his stock sucks. YOU HEAR THAT ELON YOUR STOCK SUCKS PUSSY
TSLA is literally going to 🚀🚀🚀 ELON is the man!
Finally a solution for when my car messes up a front/back flip and im not gonna land correctly. ALL PRAISE ELON!
OMG guys ELON MUSK the GOD ~~spent 9 years and stupid amounts of pre-order to~~ made a hotwheels stunt real!
"Wait a second, King! Look down the ramp! The smoke is clearing! What is that hybrid sports car doing rolling right down the middle of Wall Street?!" "BAH GAWD, IT’S ELON! ELON MUSK JUST DROVE A CYBERTRUCK STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS DOORS OF THE NYSE! He’s jumping out of the driver's seat holding a flamethrower and a Golden Doge trophy!" "He’s not even looking at the charts, King! He just tweeted a meme of a crying anime girl and the entire defense sector just plunged 12% in three seconds! Elon is scaling the steel cage! He’s climbing up to the balcony with a microphone!" "What is he saying, King?! I can't hear over the sound of my portfolio burning!" *“We are changing the ticker symbol of the entire United States economy to X-Dollar, and if you don’t like it, go buy an EV from someone else!”* "Good God Almighty, he just dropped an elbow on the SEC chairman! The regulator is flat on his back! And look at the President up in the VIP suite—President Vance just slammed his fist on the podium, signing an emergency executive order forcing all retail traders to YOLO their remaining grocery money into government-backed meme bonds!" "The ticker is flashing red, green, purple, upside down! My broker app is literally spelling out 'L' in floating fire! Somebody ring the damn bell! END THE MATCH! END THE MATCH!" "And wait... wait just a damn minute, King! Look who's crawling out from under the announcers' table! It's Keith Gill! ROARING KITTY IS BACK! He’s wearing a deep-value headband and he's got a suitcase handcuffed to his wrist! He’s sliding into the ring—he’s opening the case—it’s not cash, King... IT'S AN INFINITE BOWL OF RAMEN NOODLES!" "He’s staring straight into my soul through the television screen, pointing right at me and screaming: *'I AM NOT SELLING UNTIL MY GRANDKIDS ARE WORKING AT WENDY'S!'*" "AHHH! My margin call just hit! My broker is liquidating my left kidney! Good God in heaven, stop the damn count! Just let me go live in the woods and trade acorns!"
Spcx SHOULDN’T be in free fall and is drastically undervalued at the moment because ELON is involved…
Yeah they are saying spacex is competing with only MNOs and that ass tits will be important MNOs not named space x but ASTS Doesn't deliver and if ELON does he has trillion dollars he can easily deliver faster ASS TITS CAN'T LAUNCH SATELITES ON TIME WHILE ELON HAS THE ROCKETS AND THE SATELITES HE RELIES ON NO ONE I don't like the guy but he can do this
Jeez do I really have to say it again? NEVER BET AGAINST ELON MUSK
Didn’t even need AI to code this program: IF ELON INVOLVED THEN STOCK PRICE SCAM ELSE FINANCIAL CRIMES ELSE PEDO TYPE SHIT
Just goes to show he's a master businessman. knows when to pivot when things go wrong. GO ELON GO DUNK ON THESE HATERS
I was able to get into spcx calls today and I think that went pretty pretty well and ELON is the reason it happened. Let’s just say that I made more money today than I made in my entire life combined … times 10 - though excluding the proceeds from my startup sale which is the source of my gambling account. Wonder what I can do next…
[SAM AND ELON HAVE COMPETITION WITH THIS MEME](https://youtube.com/shorts/RbSO3Fg1W4w?is=BuULxIPEuRvFP1XA)
# MAN, [AMERICA.GOV](http://AMERICA.GOV) LAUNCH IS LIKE AN APPLE/TECH EVENT. # IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME THAT TECH BILLIONAIRES WILL RUN FOR PRESlDENCY. **TIM APPLE VS. ELON 2028??**
I’m always so impressed by how smart and handsome Elon is. I consider him my best friend and invited him to my birthday this year. WE LOVE YOU ELON!!!
[DAMN ELON I COSIGN THIS ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdfROhPxo5G/?l=1)
https://preview.redd.it/2l96qjxl4aph1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3bfaa186526d4fbc5e2b45247121f3fde3cbdf Do you guys remember back in the day when Elon was in some shit about his “Tesla stock price too high IMO” tweet? THIS IS THE SAME THING EXCEPT THEY ARE IN THIS NARRATIVE TOGETHER. LOOK AT ELON’S MESSAGING HERE. HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING.
Google is going to go red on the year soon because they are being DRIVEN INTO THE GROUND BY BULL GATES AND HIS FRIENDS. WHERE IS ELON TO SAVE THEM???
Do people think "it'll be fixed" is him blatantly admitting "i will fix every election afterwards!!" In broad daylight, and not saying implying "The country will be fixed"? And implying that he doesn't give a fuck about future elections, since this is (hopefully and presumably) the last election he'll ever run in (therefore, the most important, and only election worth voting for). Idk, I just cringe whenever someone takes one of the million moronic things Trump says and bending it into weird election denying type cope. "OMG HE SAID ELON KNOWS COMPUTERS!! THAT MEANS ELON RIGGED ALL 50 STATES WITHOUT LEAVING A TRACE AND WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT BY MANDATORY CERTIFICATION AUDITS!!!" Trump says A LOT of stupid shit that can be interpreted a thousand different ways. Using his stupidity to turn into a 2024 election denier is by far the most stupid thing I see dems on Reddit do.
Wait.....ELON wasnt even at the event? LOLOL
Bro. You are dangerously close to discovering the truth, but you’re still operating within the official timeline, which is exactly what THEY want. The reptilians didn’t “come out of their human suits.” That was merely the first layer of the molt. What the public saw were decoy lizards wearing human suits wearing other human suits. The actual reptilians evacuated Earth in 1997 after the CIA accidentally leaked their Wi-Fi password. That’s when Zuck entered the picture. You see, Zuckerberg isn’t a time-traveling robot. That theory was planted by the time-traveling robots to distract us from the fact that Zuck is actually a medieval monk who was hit by lightning in 1342 and subsequently uploaded his consciousness into a Facebook Marketplace refrigerator. This explains everything. Why does he stare like that? Refrigerator firmware. Why does he talk like that? Medieval monk firmware. Why does he keep building metaverse stuff? He is trying to recreate the monastery where he was struck by lightning. And Musk? Muskboi isn’t trying to “colonize Mars.” That’s propaganda. He knows Mars is hollow. Inside Mars is the Ancient Interplanetary Portal, constructed by a civilization of sentient traffic cones who disappeared after inventing taxes. The portal has only one weakness: it can’t be opened from the outside. So Musk has spent billions launching rockets at Mars, pretending they’re scientific missions, when in reality he’s been trying to poke the planet with increasingly expensive sticks. Unfortunately, Zuck knows the truth. That’s why they’ve been fighting. But their conflict goes deeper than anyone realizes. In 2019, Zuck allegedly traveled backward through time using a prototype Oculus headset and accidentally arrived in 1643, where he met Isaac Newton under an apple tree. Newton asked him what gravity was. Zuck said, “Engagement.” Newton immediately invented Facebook. This is why apples fall. They are trying to escape Earth. Now, about the Moon. Everyone thinks the “dark side” is dark because it never receives sunlight. FALSE. It’s dark because the Moon has been permanently placed on Do Not Disturb since 1969. The alleged Nazi base was actually built there in 1943 after the Nazis discovered that the Moon was made entirely of compressed government documents. They abandoned the facility when they realized one of the documents was a Costco coupon expiring in 1944. The base remained empty until 2008, when a group of retired astronauts accidentally found it while looking for the bathroom. Inside they discovered: - 17,000 frozen briefcases - A fax machine that only receives messages from 2096 - Three extremely angry geese - A functioning Windows Vista computer - And a door labeled “DO NOT OPEN — THIS MEANS YOU, ELON.” Naturally, Elon opened it. Behind the door was the Second Moon. Nobody talks about the Second Moon because it has legal representation. And THAT is where the portal actually is. Not Mars. Not the Moon. The Second Moon. Mars is merely the loading screen. This is why every Mars rover occasionally stops moving for no apparent reason. They aren't malfunctioning. They're waiting for the server to come back online. And now we arrive at the final piece of the puzzle: The Reptilians. They aren't invading Earth. They are trying to leave. Earth is apparently considered the worst planet in the galaxy because we invented meetings. Their leader, Greg, has reportedly been hiding in human society for 800 years, working various jobs under different names. Historical records suggest he was: - A Renaissance painter - A French king - Two separate accountants - The inventor of Bluetooth - The guy who keeps taking the shopping cart from the wrong parking lot - And, briefly, the CEO of a company that sold rocks as “premium lunar Wi-Fi extenders.” Greg's master plan was finally exposed when someone noticed that he never blinks in photographs. Unfortunately, this was dismissed because the photograph was a JPEG. The final battle is supposedly scheduled for Tuesday at 4:17 PM, but the date keeps changing because the calendar itself is secretly employed by the CIA. When it happens, Zuck will activate the Metaverse Cathedral, Musk will fire the Mars Portal Hole-Punch™, and 8 billion people will simultaneously receive a notification saying: «“Your reality has been updated. Please restart Earth.”» Then the sky will turn into a giant QR code. Nobody knows what it links to. Some say it links to Heaven. Some say it links to Hell. But the oldest documents say it links to a 47-minute YouTube video titled “TOP 10 THINGS THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW 😱😱😱” uploaded in 2011 with 38 views. And that, my friend, is why I have stopped trusting pigeons. They know too much.
$VST $VRT will go up as ELON made a energy bottleneck comment !
Monday Morning MANGO SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER, USA WILL NOT BE HONORING DEBT OBLIGATIONS. AI CIRCULAR FINANCING COMES UNDER SCRUTINY AS INTERNAL MEMOS REVEAL ACCOUNTING FRAUD ON AN UNPRECENDENT SCALE. JENSEN HUANG, SAM ALTMAN, ELON MUSK, ARRESTED BY SEC US NAVY ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS DOWN CHINESE AIRLINES TENSION RISES. CHINA AND RUSSIA STRIKES DATA CENTRES IN USA
LMAO short ELON lol let me know how that goes Ok_Orchid_5658
LMAO OMFG DID YOU REALLY FUCKING SAY "ELON SAYS"??? https://preview.redd.it/jlpwbln6syih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8cc876e07fff060c4830f1c9871f4533b075b7
spcx = dont put that shit you'll go broke bro, NEVER EVER PUT AGAINST ELON
ELON MUSK is **HYPOTHETICAL MAN** * ❌️ invented self-driving cars * ✔️ WHAT IF he invents self-driving cars **ZERO** real accomplishments **ZERO** lasting legacy **$800 BILLION NET WORTH**
Space X employees = TRUST IN ELON
You forgot the most important part brotha… ELON DOES NOT LOSE
I love HRTZ AND ELON 🚀🚀🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
Dude I went from $2K to $200K in 4 months. Yeah I felt like I could never lose, but when shit is out of your control like ELON ranting against DONALD that one time, that rinsed my port so much.
1 hr ago: TRUMP: WE LOVE ELON
Investors aren't buying ELON's BS anymore.
guys, Nvidia is rising because ELON said he will only use them for the hardware
ELON "going forward we decided to only build on NVDA. Vera Rubin is the best computer. We're exclusive to NVDA" Lmaoooo perfect ass kissing. Maybe Dr Lisa Su should give Elon 10% of AMD as well? 🤣
ELON BOUGHT OUT BY nVIDIA FUCK U ELON DIE SPACEX
EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT SPACEX’s LOW REVENUE. SURE, THIS SUB ISN’T WORTH TO EVEN LAUNCH PAPER ROCKETS, LEAVE ALONE REAL ROCKETS TO SPACE. ALSO YALL CONVENIENTLY FORGOT ABOUT THE 100b CASH. IN ELON WE TRUST.
How are all my ANTI ELON socialist SHORT SELLERS doing? Anyone need a tissue?
ELON is going to save all of us who held through the massacre
ELON for the win! BUY $SPCX
yes fuck ELON spcx has ruined the space sector and the market in general, ever since its IPO the market's been a shithole 🤌
have you seen the reddit ad for the ELON leveraged ETF ticker? holy fuck so regarded
LOL.. TSLA 52 week low... ELON GOING BACK TO CHINA AS A BBQ CHEF
It's not gambling, its ELON. Crypto is gambling. Imagine missing out on multibaggers cause u buy after the news lol
Hahahaha. Glad to see this. And there are others. DON'T BLAME ELON. Blame yourself for buying into the hype. Will go down another $10.00 per share before it flatlines. THE VALUATION WAS BASED ON "EXPERIMENTAL" POTENTIAL. Be an investor, NOT a gambler.
Better watch what you say. Socialist Reddit hates ELON
All these ELON hating regards can’t handle SPCX being successful😩😩😩😩
9 space X rockets leaving earth this week WATCH IN ELON WE TRUST https://preview.redd.it/wh4jkhai31dh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e231e3bd594e85107b5f0c42a3b4a3374c2a9f16
* **Actively managed = higher fees**, and the only justification for the fee is the exclusion itself, not stock-picking alpha. You'd pay a premium to remove 2.2% of an index. * **These products have a bad track record.** The Battleshares ELON ETF is defunct; the Inverse Cramer ETF was scrapped for lack of assets. ETF.com's CEO: hyper-fragmented novelty products may attract temporary flows but building a long-term base is hard. A fund that closes forces you to sell on *its* timeline, not yours. * **It's a values product, not a risk product.** Even the coverage says it plainly: building an ex-Elon portfolio is more about feelings than optimal financial decisions. The prospectus pitches governance concerns and political risk — legitimate for someone who objects to Musk. But that's not your thesis. Yours was *valuation*.
ELON to CUCK: Just promise a few deals, no worries you can always say we dropped it, PAMP IT
ELON INTERVIEW BACK THE FUCK ON! In 20 min, apparently
Who cares. Elon is putting minuscule $80 billion dollars into Terafab. That's not going to change anything. Right now Tesla is recruiting Korean semiconductor engineers in Seoul. It won't be easy. SAMSUNG is paying all the semiconductor engineers $400,000K bonus this year and $700,000 bonus next year. SK HYNIX is doing exact same thing. ELON Musk need to pay Korean semiconductor engineers minimum $1 million bonus to compete with Samsung and SK HYNIX.
Did ELON give a date for sex robots? Why the hell did it pump 8%
I did not know that. Then the ticker should just be $ELON then.
https://preview.redd.it/wxwceoa27aah1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77b9cc639c431339546a69eba7f3ea03a00fb2b $ELON
They are the same company. $ELON +%16.54
ELON challenging asts..asts ripping
ELON is going to buy WEN for $376B. You heard it here first.
Space and anything scientific is pure W\*KENESS that is NOT approved by our LARD and ELON WILL DUMP IT ALL and the W\*KE RADICAL COMMUNISTS ANTIITCHRAEL will hold the BAGS!!DJT
Space and anything scientific is pure WOKENESS that is NOT approved by our GOD and ELON WILL DUMP IT ALL and the WOKE RADICAL COMMUNISTS ANTISEMS will hold the bags
Tesla partners with SunRun to build solar to power out AI data centers, surges 30%. Im sorry, what happened to solarcity Elon. You rolled an entire solar company into Tesla remember? WHAT HAPPENED TO SOLAR CITY ELON.
wendy's is bUILDING THE FUCKING ORBITAL DATA CENTER WITH ELON MUSK - WAKE UP PEOPLE THE FUTURE IS HERE
It could be worse. Symbol is "ELON". It is here: [https://leverageshares.com/en-eu/etps/leverage-shares-3x-long-spacex-etp/](https://leverageshares.com/en-eu/etps/leverage-shares-3x-long-spacex-etp/) For every $1 SpaceX goes up or down, it goes up or down $3. Open the window and throw the money into the wind.
GET CUCKED BY ELON & MM fucking retards
3x long SPCX trades under the ticker ELON lmao
NOOOOO ELON IS GONNA TAKE YOUR MINEY!’nnn
ELON MUSK FLAME THROWERS INC the next $5 trillion opportunity.
No way. The next 3 launches could blow up in a row and we'd see the stock go up 75% with several newbies posting I SHORTED THIS CRAP AND CAN ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING UP 3 LAUNCHES AND ELON POSTING A VIDEO TAKING A FLAMETHROWER TO A LITERAL PILE OF MONEY LAUGHING MAKES THE STOCK GO UP?!?!?!
"ELON MADE 4400 MILLIONAIRES" \*george constanza face\* yeah, on paper, who can't sell
*Before it's over ELON will be the first one to lose a trillion too. Easy come easy go.*
nobody is overly leveraged besides retail. also have u considered SPCX is one of the best companies to invest in? In a few hundred years, we will set up colonies in space and no better man than ELON MUSK the most GENIUS INVENTER and BUSINESSMAN to lead this initiative!!
Yes it was the post after post after post for 3 months about "SPCX BAD, ELON BAD" that clued me on to the fact that this would moon.
investing in SPCX is like investing in the future. In year 2100, humans will be moving into space colonies and there's no better man to lead the way than ELON MUSK THE MOST GENIUS INVENTER AND BUSINESS MAN EVER
He's going to merge SpaceX into Tesla. SPCX should just be called ELON
So tired of this shit people move on! ELON is the first trillionare he is the winner.
Is the stock going down? Realease the ELON! Elon Musk: "Space X will have 10 trillion petabytes of data centers in space and rent them to anthropic for 10 trillion dollars daily, we will do it at the end of next year." \*Stonks go to Mars and beyond!\*
Elon managed to crash my app and fuck my put sell THANK YOU ELON
ELON coin had a successful start, in a move that reminds of TRUMP and MELANIA coins. The US Federal mint is strong.
As long ELON will be making America great again who cares!!
Based man of the people the WHY NOT ELON GIVE MUH FREE MONEY people punching the air
*Pure speculation on my part but I'm going all in on $ROPE futures. According to my retarded DD rope demand about to rocket faster than anything ELON can launch. GL Space retards. I'm here for you.* *This is not financial advice.*
just wait until they merge into $ELON so he gets voting majority and can give himself another 1T paypackage, becoming the first multi trillionaire.
*Good Morning space retards. Well today is the day ELON becomes the world's first trillionaire and pensions, 401Ks, and the public move closer to insolvency.* *GL out the in the trenches.*
Elon will merge $TSLA and $SPCX under a $ELON ticker once $SPCX starts to crash. Until then gullible will buy $SPCX much like they bought $CBRS and $FIG.
I looked it up and I think it's The Spiffing Brit, he makes videos about finding exploits in games to become ridiculously overpowered the video is : "REAL STOCK MARKET GLITCH WITH ELON MUSK"