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Elon's new TSLA concept, LEAKED!!!!! (genuine AI shitposting)
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Especially if you're ✨*ELON*✨ That goober has been constantly lying to shareholders for more than a decade now (FSD, driverless Tesla taxis, the Roadster, and hyperloops across the country are coming anyday now, right?). Not to mention securities fraud and financial engineering with Twitter, Solar City, purchases between all his companies... And he's faced zero consequences besides some fines that are <0.0001% of his net worth. In fact, the value of his companies multiplied. He's obviously going to keep lying and over promising with SpaceX as well, and probably get rewarded for it again because for some reason the market doesn't care about all that when it comes to him.
Elon laddertacking my rocket stocks while he thinks I'm not looking BUT I AM LOOKING ELON, AND I AM BUYING
First time I bought into to Tesla was early 2019 since then I sold and got back in multiple times bc of the same questions. EVERYTIME I REGRET IT. If I never sold I could retire today. I learned one thing. NEVER BET AGAINST ELON.
His financial advisors get the green light on PENDING legislation set options/LEAPS WAY out the money sign legislation Watch green candles go BRRRRR Sell at the top RINSE AND REPEAT He is trying to catch up with ELON
You are retarded lmao. Brockman literally wrote down exactly what Elon was saying the whole time, Elon only didn’t win due to statute of limitations. But MUHH ELON BAD
This is ELON pumping the SpaceX IPO. Fuck you Elon
>ELON MUSK LOSES CASE AGAINST SAM ALTMAN OVER OPENAI FUTURE Regarded
ELON you fucking cuck! LMAO losing the case
ELON MUSK SAYS THAT IN A DECADE, HUMANOID ROBOTS WILL 'PRETTY MUCH BE EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE WILL WANT ONE OR TWO' How the fuck will we store two humanoid robots in our condos lol
nice TSLA bounce LFG ELON!!!!
ELON MUSK & BOEING'S $BA KELLY ORTBERG TO BE PART OF US DELEGATION ON TRUMP'S CHINA TRIP They invented that retard instead of Jensen?
WHO WINS MACRO MARKET OR INTEL INTEL POSTED ELON x INTEL FRIDAY AFTER MARKET CLOSED INTEL POSTED INTEL x Nvidia TODAY
high oil price -> people buying EVs >But I would never buy something from ELON MUSK Yeah, but other people will
>ELON MUSK HAS SAID: "AI/ROBOTICS WILL MEAN EVERYONE CAN HAVE A PENTHOUSE IF THEY WANT. THE OUTPUT OF GOODS & SERVICES WILL BE SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE HIGHER THAN TODAY’S ECONOMY." ... AI/Robotics means the elites will have a humanoid army to suppress the poor people when they rebel.
> ONLY ELON MUSK CAN FIRE ELON MUSK FROM SPACEX, FILING SHOWS lmao
TSLA on a ripper. PUMP IT ELON
same thought man i mean copilot is now doing same thing is ELON fucking mad he can create GROK by seeing gemini and claude but can't make their own Cursor
Eventually it’s just gonna be ticker symbol ELON and it will trade for 420.69 a share
We had a good thing going you stupid son of a bitch, and it all ran like clockwork. But you just couldn’t handle not being the boss. THE MAN. YOU. AND YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR EGO. YOU JUST HAD TO BLOW IT ALL UP. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GIVE A GOOD EARNINGS CALL AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH WE’D BE GREEN RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU ELON.
Haha ! I wish. Then again I’m still in the fetal position a waiting this conference call - with ELON, you NEVER know. Promising start though with great margins and overall numbers for the Quarter. I would love to hear him say that he will combine TSLA with SPACEX , XAI and STARLNK. 😁😎That would be huge ! 💰💰💰
ELON better bring back the short shorts!
Spy near ATH and TRSHLA Cant Even Reclam 360 LMAO ELON 🤌
Hmmm. Checks Canadian govt. nope. Found an even bigger grifting scam artist than ELON.
Don't worry. I sold my shares of Intel at 62 (brought at 23) because I wanted no business in a company that will have close dealings with ELON MUSK. You'll make up the money elsewhere and there will be other opportunities. Better ones at that. I know you feel defeated now but listen to yourself from now on ALWAYS.
How I decided to full port everything into calls. QQQ - 10% - Printed META - 10% - Prrrrinted TSLA - 80% - FUCK ELON AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK CUNT ASS FUCK TRASH How's your day going?
I LOVE ELON. Everytime I bet against him (mostly the covid times) I won big at the stock Casino. You see a narcissistic unhinged drug addict with 18+ kids running the show and the outcome is predictable.
In the end spacex and tesla were merge to ELON stock ticker
Just send ELON your cashapp directly and he'll send you money
I tell you what is gonna happen. First, it will pump ten times in the first two days. And then, it will dump 30% by a week. By the end of the month, it will probably be up for like 5-10%. Then, Redditors gonna scream “HOLDERS ARE ELON BITCH! THEY ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY!” . After that , wall street gonna release some fake news and dump the stocks and when lock-up period is over while insiders are selling shares for taxes and daily expenses. Redditors gonna scream “HAHA! YOU ARE ALL ELON BITCH! HE GONNA RUG PULL YOU ALL.” Then the price will drop sharply. But after it dumps like 20%. It will slowly recover. And ten years later, the stock price is up like 10 times while holder enjoying their early retirement and me and other regards on Reddit are still struggling.
Daniel 11:22 Then an overwhelming army (MAGA) will be swept away before him (ELON); both it (MAGA) and a prince of the covenant (TRUMP) 👉will be destroyed (YOU ARE WATCHING THIS IN REAL TIME). 👈
Daniel 11:22- 22 Then an overwhelming army (MAGA) will be swept away before him (ELON); both it (MAGA) and a prince of the covenant (TRUMP) 👉will be destroyed (YOU ARE WATCHING THIS IN REAL TIME). 👈
If you bought TRASHLA 5 Years ago You would be RED today FUCK ELON FUCK TSLA
There’s no way I’m the only one who thinks ELON MUSK is the biggest creep out there Creating underage looking ai images and videos and probably rub one out to them Freaaking weirdo What I’m saying is puts on Tesla
Instead of Spamming calls the last week for MU and making a fortune, i spammed calls for fucking TRASHLA fuck you ELON
Yep. I own 7 billion ELON coins, worth $305.
ELON MUSK!!! Create a war and oil shortage and sell more Tesla's. Lol
# IN ANOTHER TIMELINE: ❄️ PRESlDENT KAMAIA IS JUST WRAPPING UP HER 2 HOURS TALK WITH 🏳️🌈 GIRLS IN SCIENCE CLASS ABOUT DIVERSITY STRENGTH. OUR BELOVED JPOWELL IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER RATE CUT TO KICK OFF 2026 (AFTER BRINGING THE RATE TO ALMOST COVID LEVEL) ❄️ THE DOW IS AT 55,000, AND SHOOT UP ANOTHER 500 POINTS AFTER THE RUMOUR. ❄️ CHATGPT 5.4 IS STILL NOT ABLE TO SPELL THE WORD "STRAWBERRY" CORRECTLY & CLAUDE IS A RANDOM AI COMPANY THAT IS TRYING TO IMPROVE CODE COMPLETION. ❄️ YOU ARE STILL WORKING FROM HOME AT THE BORING 6 FIGURES JOB & SHITPOSTING ON WSB. ❄️ IRAN & VENEZUELA JUST ENTERED A BIDDING WAR OF WHO WOULD BE PRODUCING MORE OILS & WE ARE ARGUING IF $2.5 OR $2.85 GASOLINE WOULD BE BETTER FOR THE STABILITY OF THE ECONOMY. ❄️ EPSTEIN LIST WAS RELEASED IN FULL WITHOUT REACTED. ❄️ ZUCKERBERG BEATS THE 💩 OUT OF ELON IN THE 2026 UFC CAGE FIGHT IN LAS VEGAS WHERE VISITED BY MILLIONS OF VISITORS ❤️ FROM AROUND THE WORLD, INCLUDING INUIT NATIVES FROM GREENLAND & OUR GREATEST ALLY CANADA WHERE PM. TRUDEAU ANNOUNCED CANADA WILL SPONSOR THE 2026 GIRLS EQUALITY CAMPAIGN AFTER SHORTLY DATED & IMPREGNATED KATY PERRY. AND MANY MORE.....
Wasn’t there a study recently that AI basically uses Nukes every time? Seems pretty non-partisan to not use nukes. But whatever, fuck the world and everyone in it apparently. They’ll probably just go with Grok who will do the nukes + spam all screens with ALL HAIL ELON as the my wait for the bombs to land
ELON is suspiciously over-invested in the SAVE act!
JUST RELEASED IN THE NVDA JENSEN FILES TEXT FROM ELON: bro, if it’s going bad just talk about some self driving space car and space data centre near Pluto, results may vary
Come on TESLA stock! You will go back up to $480 a share! Thank you ELON
F ELON fucking pos. why did i greed. Gave up my put gains and chased TSLA calls. Ending the day red is crazy
ELON needs to create Macrohard.
Send TSLA to the depths of hell please fuck ELON.
Elon Stock Market Genius. Every tech stock that posts shit earnings or poor guidance dumps. ELONG MA LEGENDARY REGARD PEDO OUTCAST pumps on shit earnings AND poor guidance AND empty promises. LFG ELON.
That's what it's all about, that ELON our god pdfilo comes out on top
Of course my TSLA puts expired last friday. FUCK YOU ELON CHILD FUCKER.
In the future, people will be calling those ELON stocks
Drill Team 6 on TSLA because Elon gonna get arrested bro is a PDF. Recent DOJ leaks confirmed it. Sick twisted fuck. F ELON
Drill team 6 on TSLA, FUCK ELON
Hmm kinda wanna buy TSLA puts. Simply because it really feels like Elon has given up on TSLA. SpaceX and xAI merger = TSLA becomes a blank check milking machine for ELON.
🚨 TSLA PUMP 🚨 ELON MUSK’S SPACEX IS SAID TO CONSIDER MERGER WITH TESLA OR XAI “Consider and MAY DO IT “ RALLIES 😂
Who is he talking to? Himself? ELON MUSK'S SPACEX IN MERGER TALKS WITH XAI
Elon Musk's SpaceX and xAI are in discussions to merge ahead of a blockbuster public offering planned for later this year. The combination would bring Musk’s rockets, Starlink satellites, the X social media platform and Grok AI chatbot under one roof, according to a person briefed on the matter and two recent company filings seen by Reuters. ELON TO CONSIDER STEPPING DOWN FROM TSLA AND TO FOCUS EFFORTS ON SPACEX
"Tesla shareholders approve Elon Musk’s $1 trillion pay package" -- see ya now! ELON
Perfect time to make this announcement… I mean, ELON does this EVERY fucking time… diversion/distraction fr the fact that TSLA can’t sell cars for shit.. 👍🏼 Last year, OMITTED BTC losses.. Optimus BS and lying about the release date.. Autonomy BS… King of DECEIT.. barely can put 2 words together without stuttering.. 👍🏼
LETS GO ELON CUCK! https://preview.redd.it/i2sudmnv35gg1.png?width=1272&format=png&auto=webp&s=a636ada394facc1181634396949405fad4fa5cfc
ELON mentioned today they will need solar in the future. $PN is coming to USA! 🚀
Drill Team 6 time to F ELON.
ELON MUSK SAYS WE MIGHT HAVE AI THAT IS SMARTER THAN ANY HUMAN BY THE END OF THIS YR, NO LATER THAN NEXT YR hope that AI replaces Elon as the CEO
My tsla poots are fuked... ELON U BITCH
Wait till ELON shoves the LLM into one of his bots
ELON dump wtf is that candle lmao
ELON tryinf hard to be relatable CRINGE LOSER.
TSLA to 400 EOW ? Crap sales in EU CHINA US Baby raging on twitter against jensen Last not least FUCK ELON
- **Full Self-Driving (FSD) Autonomy**: Musk has repeatedly promised full self-driving capabilities since 2015, predicting availability within 3 years initially, then nearly every year since 2020 (e.g., unsupervised FSD by end of 2024/2025). As of 2026, FSD remains supervised, requiring human oversight, with no Level 5 autonomy achieved. - **Robotaxi Rollout**: In 2019, Musk predicted 1 million robotaxis by 2020; later promises included widespread unsupervised operations in multiple US cities by end of 2025, with fleets covering half the US population. Reality: Limited pilot in Austin/SF with safety monitors, small fleets (~30-130 vehicles), no widespread unsupervised service. - **Model 3 Production Ramp (2017-2018)**: Targeted 5,000 vehicles per week by late 2017, later delayed multiple times. Actual output was far lower (e.g., only 260 produced in Q3 2017 due to bottlenecks), causing "production hell" and extended delays for reservation holders. - **Cybertruck Delivery & Production**: Unveiled in 2019 with promises of production starting late 2021 (starting at ~$40k). Delayed repeatedly to 2022, then 2023; volume production slipped further into 2025/2026 amid quality issues, low sales, and inventory buildup. - **Affordable EV ($25k Model/Next-Gen Vehicle)**: Promised in 2020 as a ~$25,000 mass-market car; plans scrapped or redirected to existing lines by 2024-2025, with no dedicated low-cost model delivered. - **Vehicle Delivery Growth (2025)**: Forecasted 20-30% growth in 2025 deliveries. Actual: Deliveries declined year-over-year, marking the second annual drop. #HOW CAN I TRUST TESLA & ELON MUSK
Why? Downvotes are meant for comments that add nothing. Not comments that people disagree with. “FUCK ELON” is a useless comment, but according to redditors contributes more than an actual view.
#YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE IT A CONDITION IN ELON MUSK's PAY PACKAGE WE WOULD GET SEX ROBOTS BY 2030 😠 😡 😤 😣 😒
6.600.000.000$ would it cost to solve world hunger - WHICH ELON WANTED TO DO GIVEN A NUMBER. Right now its said he caused 600.000 deaths (400.000 of which were children) by cutting food funds via Doge! He has literally 100x that. HE COULD SOLVE ALL WORLD HUNGER FOR LITERALLY 100 YEARS!! ALONE! Humans are so fk worthless as a species! Fucking ANTS know they have to work together!
Ironic. But you’re spectacular wrong! IT’S ACTUALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE. Barrons, Oligarchs and imperialists like Elon, because of greed, and the everlasting search for more and more resources go and steal the wealth of other poorer nations, they siphon all their resources, and hoard their resources which turns the natives people into economic migrants. THEN ELON AND CO, come back home and tell you to hate them for trying to flee the mess Elon and co left in their home countries. Good example:: WE ARE LITERALLY DOING IT RIGHT NOW IN VENEZUELA. we go in there take all their oil, BP AND EXxon rob them; they inturn become even more economically vulnerable and they will in a few months and years be trying to come over the boarder. It’s fine that you don’t know any better. Your govt has spent more money than God has to make sure you know nothing about it, so that you’re less likely to ever want to change it. Cheers
THIS JUST IN ELON SAID HE WILL BE MAKING 6 TRILLION ROBOTS THAT FLY INTO SPACE AND MINE GOLD BY 2027!!! LMFAOOOooo
Looks like seppuku is back on the Christmas menu boys. GO FUCK YOURSELF ELON!🙂
That’s true, maybe he should own everything and we should be his slaves. ALL HAIL ELON
All these woke brainwashed kids mad for sure. DADDY ELON CUCKING UR FAMILY
Its kinda like the meatrider effect but its tesla this time. Everyones so pissed off theyre like #Well if you dont want my fucking money im giving it to ELON 🖕 and WEED STOCKS 🖕🖕
Americans: *won't answer their phone, door, or mail they receive* Also Americans: *WHY YES WED LOVE AN AUTONOMOUS MAGIC ROBOT FROM ELON FOR $10K!*
# $SATS — EchoStar aka **“SpaceX but for people who don’t get invited to private equity parties.”** # 🤡 THE SETUP: SATS GOT PAID IN ELON STOCK. LET THAT SINK IN. EchoStar sold their dusty microwave-era spectrum to SpaceX and Elon didn’t even pay them cash. He literally said: > And SATS said: > So now SATS is just casually sitting on **$11.1B** worth of **SpaceX equity**, which is like finding a Bitcoin wallet in your garage from 2011. # 🧨 MY THESIS (AKA the reason my family stopped talking to me): 1️⃣ SATS is the **ONLY public ticker with a massive SpaceX equity bag** 2️⃣ Retail hasn't noticed yet because they can’t read past 3 sentences 3️⃣ WSB hasn’t pumped it yet because the logo isn’t a dog or a banana 4️⃣ When SpaceX IPO news drops, SATS is going to **orbital velocity** 5️⃣ I YOLO’d every liquid dollar I have because I hate myself # 🐒 THE PLAY: YOLO CALLS + SHARES + PRAYERS I bought calls so deep in the money they’re practically in the Earth’s mantle. Expiration dates chosen using the ancient method known as: > If SATS runs? I retire. If SATS falls? I start a GoFundMe titled “Elon Rugpulled Me.” # 😭 RISKS (YOU WON’T READ THESE): * SpaceX delays IPO until 2049 * Elon tweets something stupid during earnings * SATS randomly decides to be a normal company instead of a SpaceX proxy * I misread the filings because I got my MBA from YouTube # 🚀 CONCLUSION: I have found the **meme stonk of 2026**, the **backdoor SpaceX ticket**, the **degenerate golden ticket** to either financial freedom or financial ruin. I’m all in on $SATS because: # “Why buy SpaceX when you can buy the company that SpaceX paid in stonks???” SEE YOU ON THE MOON OR AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
The collective will buy every dip! YOU WONT GET A CHANCE!!!! ELON!!! ELON!!!
Stock ticker should be ELON
How's this newsworthy?! Anyone outside the ELON cult knows this.
ELON: yeah. They’re cubans Jensen: what part of Cuba? ELON : no, I’m so rich Mark Cuban rolls them for me
the reason is ELON said AI chips
TSLA green again ELON! ELON! ELON!
So they really cooked the books on the jobs report huh? EPIC fraud. NICE JOB ELON!
I saw an ELON MUSK IS AN ANNUKI ALIEN sign on the highway today
ELON MUSK EXPECTED TO ATTEND MANGO DINNER WITH SAUDI CROWN PRINCE MBS - PUNCHBOWL Seems like Elon will be there for $TMC and obtaining enough metals for the tesla and other supply chains? Seems like that should be in the cards since china is planning to bottleneck the supply chain soon.
Tesla and Elon are a joke / FRAUD … … Hurry buy tesla $Tsla 🤣, BUY The dip 🤡 ELON & tesla are finished as soon as Trump resigns ..
Hurry buy tesla $Tsla 🤣, BUY The dip 🤡 ELON & tesla are finished as soon as Trump resigns .. lol buy regards buy lol
Hurry buy tesla $Tsla 🤣, BUY The dip 🤡 ELON & tesla are finished as soon as Trump resigns ..
Don't mind me, im just here to say it fully with my chest FUCK ELON MUSK. I have a personal grudge against him, so... yeah.
One thing to consider about the AI bubble: on the latest JRE/ELON podcast he seems to be embracing AI as the next bastion of free speech. Its only a matter of time before AI becomes a "right wing" thing and Reddit will default to hating it because of that. Soon, AI will be unpopular amoungst liberals
ELON SPAMMING MARKET BUYS RN *don’t ever call me poor u poors*
💯 If he can beat up Elon in fight his stock price will soar! Thats the saving grace ELON vs ZUCK 2026 in Vegas MGM one fright winner gets a billi
They should just go ahead and change the ticker symbol to $ELON because that’s what shareholders are actually investing in at this point.