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The board is now objectively culpable. The CEO doesn't have the support of the employees. The CEO just got into a public shouting match with the POTUS. If youre a board member of TSLA. GET RID OF ELON. Do this, or have fun giving up every dollar you have ever made and going to prison. Donald Trump is going to eat you alive. If youre a board member and you keep Elon. You are dumb as shit.
ELON MUSK: Trump’s in the Epstein files so I let my son hang out with him… Fucking nonsense.
ELON IS DEEP STATE HE NEEDS TO BE DEPORTED NOW (Don't ever think about the fact that all these people who are the deep state keep fooling trump, the smartest man who ever lived though, nope, don't think about that one bit because we'll just claim he's playing them, even when he himself is getting screwed over, it's all 400-D chess!)
##So now we find out ELON MUSK is on KETAMINE?! Makes sense — only someone high as a kite would buy Twitter for $44 BILLION and turn it into a sad little “X”! What’s next, SpaceX rebranded as Space-Y? Maybe he thinks Mars is made of cheese! GET OFF THE HORSE DRUGS, ELON!!!
LOL ELON DEF HAD PUTS AND NOW CALLS. TRADE TALKS GOING WELL DADDI, Fucking joke market
>🥭 next week: ELON TALKS GOING WELL!!!
##BREAKING NEWS: 📰 Trump seen placing a “BOUGHT IT BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY” bumper sticker on his red Tesler LMAO 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
https://preview.redd.it/2b3kw5wff75f1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=86ae6419164dda1e21417d244efb042047bdfa62 ELON RELEASE THE TAPE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
⸻ 🎬 Title: “Only Room for One Clown” ⸻ 🪟 Scene 1 – Interior, Krusty Krab Lobby Camera zooms in on MR. KRABS (Trumpified: orange hue, red tie, gold claws) standing behind the cash register. MR. KRABS (Trump voice): “Alright, listen up you tech toddlers!” ⸻ 🧒 Scene 2 – Wide shot of the dining room ELON (in a SpaceX hoodie), ZUCK (VR goggles on), and BEZOS (wearing an Alexa medallion) sit cross-legged on the floor, talking over each other about Web3, Mars, and AI girlfriends. ZUCK: “We’re building the metaverse!” ELON: “Actually, I’m already in it.” BEZOS: “I own your servers.” ⸻ 🗣️ Scene 3 – Mr. Krabs slams the register shut MR. KRABS: “Scram! All o’ ya! This ain’t a daycare for billionaires with god complexes!” ⸻ 🤡 Scene 4 – Enter the MyPillow Guy, twirling in with a pillow cape He spins like a magician and lands on a single stool near the counter. MY PILLOW GUY: “I brought a deal directly from the Lord—and it includes 40% off memory foam.” ⸻ 🛑 Scene 5 – Kids stand up, protesting ELON: “But I’m literally the future!” ZUCK: “I’ve got data on everyone here.” BEZOS: “I’ll buy this dump and turn it into a drone depot.” ⸻ 💥 Scene 6 – Mr. Krabs points a golden claw at the kids MR. KRABS (Trump voice): “OUT! OUT! OUT! Get your AI, your rockets, your weird faces—outta my restaurant! But the clown… he stays.” ⸻ 🎪 Scene 7 – Close-up on MyPillow Guy eating a Krabby Patty MY PILLOW GUY (mouth full): “I feel so validated right now.” ⸻ 🏁 Scene 8 – Final frame Kids are standing outside in the rain, confused and slightly offended. Inside, Mr. Krabs and the MyPillow Guy toast Krabby Patties under a sign that reads: “NOW HIRING: LOYAL LOONS ONLY” ⸻ Let me know if you want this turned into an animation script or comic panel layout.
https://preview.redd.it/fygqr222b75f1.png?width=923&format=png&auto=webp&s=a824bdf610dd4f0de44c46f20576445bfb2f4b7a How did the 48k shares of FRGT work out for you AND F TRUMP AND ELON BOTH
https://preview.redd.it/9xdp0i24075f1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2c31f124b85cc0640607cc400fd6130ce8eab3 OLD ELON IS BACK 🥳
#So now we find out ELON MUSK is on KETAMINE?! Makes sense — only someone high as a kite would buy Twitter for $44 BILLION and turn it into a sad little “X”! What’s next, SpaceX rebranded as Space-Y? Maybe he thinks Mars is made of cheese! GET OFF THE HORSE DRUGS, ELON!!!
We got the old ELON back 👑
\*ELON SAYS "YES" TO TWEET SAYING MANGO SHOULD BE IMPEACHED Lol. Lmao, even.
And I thought I had missed the move at “very disappointed in elon” here we are at “I THINK WE SHOULD DEPORT ELON”
ELON IF YOU’RE READING THIS. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY WEEK! Sorry about you losing billions on your contracts tho…
YOU SEE ELON MUSK SHOULD’VE JUST SHUT HIS MOUTH AND WALKED OFF INTO THE SUNSET INSTEAD OF HAVING ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING PUBLIC MELTDOWNS A CEO HAS EVER HAD https://preview.redd.it/kyz3gg8l965f1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce53ef5f6039a9f2bbd55792d8caf9a831d268e
STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR ELON MUSK TO BE DEPORTED: NYT The lmao keeps rolling
>STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR ELON MUSK TO BE DEPORTED: NYT Lol told u
TOP WHITE HOUSE AIDES HAVE HELD MULTIPLE MEETINGS TODAY TO DISCUSS FALLOUT FROM ELON MUSK'S TWEETS -SOURCE WITH KNOWLEDGE OF THE MATTER Lmao
ELON MUSK SAYS "YES" TO TWEET SAYING TRUMP SHOULD BE IMPEACHED Lmao
I would like to commemorate that as of today 6/6 I have finally broke ever since I started in 2021. THANK YOU ELON, THANK YOU WSB AND THANK YOU MAMA
>🥭: I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT INDIA WILL BE IMPORTING ELON MUSK IN EXCHANGE FOR AN UNLIMITED NUMBER OF TECH H-1B's. A GREAT DEAL FOR AMERICA!
ELON posted it on his x
MY NEW BEST FRIEND IS Xi NOT ELON. I HAD A GREAT CALL WITH XI AND SET UP A PLAY DATE. ELON IS UNINVITED FROM MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
Oh no no no no! Me? I'm ANTI ELON. see that bumper sticker on my Tesla car? It says "ANTI ELON"
> BREAKING: TRUMP ACCUSES ELON OF BEING AN MS-13 GANG MEMBER, SAYS HE WILL FUEL UP THE EL SALVADOR JET HIMSELF - NYT wow
ELON vs 🥭didn’t see that coming
Trump: ELON IS A MEANIE PIE
ELON: Time to drop the really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT! Holy shitttttt
>ELON: TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES bruh I went outside for a couple hours WHAT IS HAPPENING
ELON MUSK X - THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY.... In response to trump terminating Elons subsidies
LOL. Just like i said 2 weeks ago: ELON got booted out of the white house. And you idiots are " His contract was up!....LOL. No he got thrown out !! lol
ELON, STOP! 3000 TSLA bulls are dying!
TRUMP JUST GRABBED ELON BY HIS PUSSY [https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114632206992330264](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114632206992330264)
Next thing we know: ELON Support Democrats in 2028
Last few Bloomberg alerts: > TRUMP: EASIEST WAY TO SAVE MONEY IS TO TERMINATE ELON'S SUBSIDIES AND CONTRACTS > TRUMP SAYS HE JUST WENT CRAZY > TRUMP SAYS ELON WAS WEARING THIN > TRUMP SAYS HE ASKED HIM TO LEAVE lol, lmao even. can’t make this up.
#ELON: "WITHOUT ME, TRUMP WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION" https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930667528696828120 Trump to impose 69,000% tariff on EV parts, rare earth metals and Musk offspring
watch all the cuckservatives on twitter rage at free speech darling elon for him lashing out. the guy is trying to get back into Dems good graces to salvage Tesla but hes so fucked. NO CRYING AT THE CASINO ELON BUDDY
#ELON: "WITHOUT ME, TRUMP WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION" TSLA down 8.6% as a result
TACO will happen within 24 hours. ELON IS GREAT! EV REBATES ARE ON THE BILL! AMERICA IS GOING TO BE BGREAT AGAIN!
ELON: Without me trump would have lost election He's so going to jail
ELON pulling out receipts on 🥭 lmaooo, so messy. Great for TSLQ
>\*ELON: WITHOUT ME, TRUMP WOULD HAVE LOST THE ELECTION: X POST TSLA going -20% tomorrow, puts about to print 50x
Mango bowing to ELON is crazy
ELON DO SOMETHING Elon: shit, yall want me to go back to the White House?
which is using your brain more than 99% of the these sheep that are herded into whatever the mainstream media says. i swear some of these tards would literally suck off bidens left nut sack if CNN stated that his cum is nutritional lmao **"elon bad"** OH I HATE ELON MUSK **"elon fascist"** OH HES A HITLER
https://preview.redd.it/z5m67waro05f1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673bc00afe0e3085f40677434d58010809fc2203 DUMP IT ELON WORSE CEO ON THE PLANET
Y'all are idiots if you think those 2 are on bad terms or something. This is all a show, they want to be in the news 24/7 and all they do is tweet bullshit. They probably are having breakfast together discussing another stupid elaborate plot to be in people's minds. It is a game. Do y'all really think that, if TRUMP and ELON were on bad terms, they won't be talking shit about each other on Twitter? Elon can take 0.01% of his wealth and just give it to a random Democrat and come back in power if he wants. Or Elon can just STFU, if there was something really going on, but that's not happening. He is right now criticizing GOP senators cuz that's what BOTH him and trump want. People think that in Congress all Dems and Reps hate each other, brother most of them are having launches together, discussing the next Act. If you don't believe it, check it out, it is just a giant circus. Or maybe I'm just refarted
Yall act like I care whether or not it works. FUCK ELON. And fuck you all for obsessing over him. It’s gross, grow up.
https://preview.redd.it/8h3gebtynr4f1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8c9eb70a868e820c1ab609664338884d6ba304 ELON STOLE IT FROM ME CARMINE HE TOOK IT. SPY 600 WAS TODAY. TODAY!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/4vok4em5jr4f1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0652182b11affc825742a7bce04c09eab9ded69d ELON STOLE IT FROM ME CARMINE THEY TOOK IT. SPY 600 THAT WAS TODAY, TODAY!!!!!!
ELON is confused! It hurt itself in confusion!
🌮: ELON MUSK is a corrupted business man with nasty comment on big beautiful bill. He KNOWs that it will save American 68% on tax. I now will SIGN executive order ban federal employee from OWNING Tesla. Ford makes better cars anyways.
ELON MUSK CALLS US SPENDING BILL 'MASSIVE, OUTRAGEOUS, PORK-FILLED' oh boy
THAT FLAMETHROWER WAS BUILT BY DAS FUHRER ELON ⚡⚡ AT THE TESLA PLANT? 
SPECULATIVE: ELON MUSK'S BIOGRAPHER SAYS TELSA-xAI MERGER LIKELY
ELON IS A BONA FIDE CRACKHEAD. HIGH AS A KITE WITH BLADDER ISSUES AND BLACK EYES. GOOD LUCK BISHES. 
>ELON MUSK'S XAI SEEKS $113BN VALUATION IN $300MN SHARE SALE- FT remember that this fucking idiot offered $97B for OpenAI
ELON MUSK’S XAI REPORTEDLY SEEKS $113 BILLION VALUATION IN $300M SHARE SALE - Financial Times What a joke
Maybe ELON should have stayed with DOGE 
Rolling Stone article (it’s their all-caps headline) [ELON USED SO MUCH KETAMINE HE COULDN’T PEE RIGHT: REPORT](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-ketamine-use-bladder-problems-1235351260/)
ELON MUSK LOBBIES WASHINGTON DC LAWMAKERS TO CLEAR WAY FOR SELF-DRIVING CARS - Bloomberg YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT YOU GET A FREE SEX BOT
ELON BEING A SMARTASS WTF IS UP WITH BRO???
"ELON'S NOT REALLY LEAVING" oh good I was worried the chaos might abate
ELON WHAT HAPPEBED?  Dude got jumped by Vance 
BRO IS THAT ELON WITH A BLACK EYE!? 
SHOW ME ELON 
This $TSLA pump is my super villain origin story FUK YOU ELON REEEEEEEE 
ELON was hitting the holy trinity. Adderall, Ecstasy, and Ketamine. Dude is HIGH AS BALLS.
# TSLA BERS GETTING DIDDIES BY ELON 
WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAYS ELON MUSK LEAVING THE ADMINISTRATION IS 'ACCURATE' AND HIS 'OFF BOARDING WILL BEGIN TONIGHT' Elons going to El Salvador? 
TSLA ber today please dont fk me over ELON
I hear ya. I've broken some of my trading rules when i kept the position even after the earnings last month, paying the price now. My retail brain got the best of, thinking that if the earnings were bada, stock will go down, eve though it was down 50% already. I don't really hate ELON, primarily because i know he doesn't care about what me or anyone else thinks. I kinda respect the hustle he's running.
ELON IS GOING TO START PRINTING HIS OWN STOCK CERTIFICATES NEXT. NO REGULATORY OVERSIGHT. 
His name is **ELON “PAPA” MUSK** 
PUMP IT ELON, TELL THEM U HAVENT SHOWERED IN WEEKS 
TSLA is morr than just ELON. It's also more than just EV's. Fortunately, there are a lot of smart people working multiple R&D initiatives. Unfortunately, Musk thinks that's all his doing and 100% because of his intelligence... TSLA would love nothing more than to distance themselves from Elon, but people just aren't as shockeed by outrageousness like they used to be and shrug their shoulders and continue to buy products.
There is no difference at this point. TSLA may as well be named $ELON meme coin.
>ELON MUSK OWNED NEURALINK SECURED $600 MILLION IN FUNDING, VALUING THE COMPANY AT $9 BILLION Imagine Musk merging Tesla with SpaceX, Starlink and Neuralink under the TSLA ticker
why do you like lighting money on fire (I own 0 tesla) but no better than to bet against ELON
At first I was like ELON SHUT UP, THE BRAND But no, actually he's right about that. Import terrorism, get terrorized. It was literally the cause of Brexit to get out of the freedom of travel
Fair question, if WOLF makes Chips for the EV industry wouldn't it make sense for ELON to buy the company to vertically integrate Tesla? where does Elon get his chips now?
Day 100 of being robbed by ELON, why tf do i always think doomsday scenario and buy TSLA puts i hate my life
# TSLA HATERS ABOUT TONGET CUMMED ON BY ELON 
ELON MUSK: I DON'T ANTICIPATE SPACEX WILL PRODUCE WEAPONS. Bullish for RKLB 
> ELON MUSK: VIOLENCE COMMITTED AGAINST MY COMPANIES, THREATS AGAINST ME ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY Yeah because people who give nazi salutes are on the right side of history?
ELON MUSK: THERE ARE PEOPLE BUYING TESLAS "BECAUSE ELON IS CRAZY" Uh
News: Company changes strategy based on whatever. But because ELON lets make a click fest out of it.
FUCK ELON... but please TSLA just a bit higher so I hit my exit
Why TSLA falling?? I'm ghey ber who losing on put I bought at bottom but I literally just gambled on TSLA as chad bull and now TSLA falling? FUCK YOU ELON!
ELON stop the manipulation for a week pls
THANK YOU ELON https://preview.redd.it/ge0krc8tvm0f1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c42d9ffa7d8303747808548c8b8c7c1fde878e
People on Reddit are financially illiterate Trump haters who think they are smarter than ELON MUSK 🤣 Don't ever take them seriously