SAM

anand5995

But Gus was talking about UNCLE SAM

ImStonedPog

Thanks SAM LMAO

AvanE84

SquidGrow! Lots of utilities being built: SGS (swap) - live ULTIMO SquidGrow Card - Bank approved Inkubate (NFT Marketplace) - in certik audit NFTs - ready to go SAM - ready to go Bridge - live Knox Locker - live. SquidGrow liquidity is locked in it 🔥 SGX (DeFi perpetual exchange) - under development since day 1 Secret utility - under development Privacy cross chain aggregator - under development Besides all this, the CEO is Shibtoshi, the guy who turned 8k into 5.7B $ with Shiba. Last Saturday he gave away 1 BTC to the winner of SquidGrow - The Challenge!

Confident-Land4117

Always on cnbc, Jim Cramer, solana phone which relies on BONK to move units and SAM bankman fried likes it along with other vc like Mike novagratz. They just market themselves as a hype coin without adhering to core tenants of decentralisation etc. If you don't care about the core tenants of btc, then keep buying it.

LuganoSatoshi

Ask SAM he has good advices on how to run a cex with 0 funds avaliable

StarLordLOLOL

can confirm, $SAM is legit. been a holder since day 1. seen the team AND community work super hard on it.

StarLordLOLOL

$SAM is legit. I've been watching it since launch, team is really good.

coinfeeds-bot

tldr; The former CEO of Systematic Alpha Management (SAM) LLC, Peter Kambolin, has pled guilty to a conspiracy to commit commodities fraud involving crypto futures contracts. Kambolin operated a "cherry picking" scheme where he misrepresented his firm's trading strategies to investors, leading to the deprivation of profitable trades. He used the proceeds to fund his personal expenses and transferred the funds to foreign bank accounts controlled by a co-conspirator. Kambolin now faces up to five years in prison. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.

milonuttigrain

Caroline Ellison had a 2022 list “THINGS SAM IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT” One of the main items: “Getting regulators to crack down on @cz_binance” @Coffeezilla

heartybasiss

even his best friends turned against him, saying they didn't trust him in the company... you're really screwed SAM

heartybasiss

Just for admitting it, he deserves to share a cell with SAM

heartybasiss

someone to join the SAM depression

justcamefromcaves

SO FTX has now sued SAM parents for clawing back funds. Company think his parents fraudlently transferred lot of funds. I know its enough with their drama n all, but I couldn't help myself but wonder if the whole family was running scam or what

WineMakerBg

Why did you use SAM as an example out of all the names in the world is beyond me.

tsuiteruze

Yeah I'd imagine that not all of SAM's wrongdoings are out in the open. As for donation, in places like politics or financial institution, there is always shady things going on. It may not be outright donations. It could be a deal like if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours type of thing e.g. no jail / reduced term guaranteed and we'll share the profits later on etc.

WineMakerBg

There is always a SAM behind top scams lately. Too easy to spot and people still fall for this shit. But those tokens are not securities nor a commodity and no agency steps in to protect the common folks.

Collectibl3

A wild SAM has appeared! Love to see you still rocking that OG Snoo.

head77

SAM! What are you doing?

SWYP09

Ah yes,another SAM has entered the case. >This case is starting to feel like a bollywood serial it was with 2 SAMS and paying witnesses and all that.

WineMakerBg

While we praise the same SAM for his ChatGTP. All those questions we ask simply help them teach their pet.

OkCycle5884

SAM SUCKS, die on prison please

OkCycle5884

I hate SEC, SAM and MUSK.. what do you hate more?

iMHackeRPiratE

Starting on November 2nd, in 73 days it will be one year since the FTX scandal and these new articles are milking it as much as they can, even if there’s no new valid news to talk about. SAM hired Dan Friedberg as CCO tied to online poker scandal. so, he knew and prepared for everything to scam.

WineMakerBg

Can we Agree to Stop posting about Alt-Man SAM and force him into Oblivion.

OkCycle5884

there are many suppositories for SAM depressions

OkCycle5884

there are many suppositories for SAM depressions

dcdplex

And here I though I've made it through the day without seing a fucking SAM.

WineMakerBg

SAM BANKMAN shoul not be FREED for a long, long time!

pythonskynet

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED can do this easily

sakattack360

I hope not have a big bag of Evergrow coin and the top man is SAM :(

WineMakerBg

Another SAM in Jail!

TarkovRedditor

“U.S. PROSECUTORS ARE SEEKING TO HAVE FTX FOUNDER SAM BANKMAN-FRIED DETAINED -- COURT HEARING” Lol

heavenswordx

Not gonna trust anyone whose name starts with SAM and ends with MAN

Dry_Badger_2403

Its just SAM doing SAM things

legionticket

Another SAM again? NO thank you

Mundane-Farm-4117

Especially if that someone is called SAM!

Mundane-Farm-4117

Who shall be named SAM should be avoided at all costs.

Money_Adagio_4357

another SAM? No thanks.

ipsole

Especially if he is Sam AltMan (SAM).

Sea_Complex6261

FTX is doomed because of our dear friend SAM. too much chatity i guess.

Shiratori-3

General interest: Just noticed on the Wikipedia DUNS page that the US federal govt stopped using DUNS in April 2022; they apparently now use a unique entity ID called SAM.gov

JoelIOM

True, not sure anyone from us will ever name his son SAM ever

JJJaxMax

On the next episode: BITBOY FINDS SAM. “I’ve infiltrated the prison and will now interview Sam!” Immediately tackled off camera and you hear a guard “get your orange back on and back in your CELL! No touching!”

Breadstronaut

I guess Uncle SAM might say bitcoin / crypto is the new “tiktok”? Is Craig Wright going to face the senate then since he likes to claims all the time

DarthBuzzard

I would take a look at Meta's SAM model. It's still going to be a decade or more before AR glasses are used often outdoors, but this is is a good look at where computer vision is today: https://www.reddit.com/r/AR_MR_XR/comments/12djzbp/metas_new_image_segmentation_model_could_be_used/

Every_Hunt_160

\*CZ removes hoodie\* *'It's me SAM!! It's me SAM, it was me all along!!'*

Safe_Boot677

Anyone realize and articulate yet how this guys name is Sam BANKman Fried? As in, UNCLE SAM fried the BANK man when he stole your money so you should trust the government 😉 It's a play on words, a joke in plain sight, and it's all about misdirection, manipulation, and distraction to take a shot at crypto and at the same time make the masses feel like the BANK MAN got FRIED for his bad deeds and everything will be alright if you just stay away from crypto. Get it? It's a subconscious trick on the general public by the Aristocrats running government. BANKman is an ACTOR who will ACT as the singular scapegoat to be FRIED by Uncle SAM, but it was really a goup effort perpetrated by Uncle Sam! Think about all the money that moved through FTX from cryptomarkets to financial institutions like banks(superpac donations, bribes, etc). At the same time, cryptomarkets are portrayed as unsafe and the BANKman in charge of it is getting FRIED. So now that the dust is settling come on into your local BANK and stay out of cryptomarkets! Just saying, think about it, and how all the hidden things that run society are right there for you to decipher. These people are master psychologists.

sakattack360

Now I know AI is programmed by SAM.

Knotley-Hunt-Brick

Probably SAM BANKMAN FRAUD SAID THOSE AS WELL.

honestlyimeanreally

Remember that video? **SAM IS THE MOST GENEROUS BILLIONAIRE IN THE WORLD!!!** Oh man, that aged like milk in a summer truck

Ajax_A

"I am Sam. Sam Fried I am!" "THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM BANK-MAN!" "Do you like my Crypto SCAM?" "I DO NOT LIKE IT, SAM BANK-MAN! I DO NOT LIKE YOUR CRYPTO SCAM!"

Soil_Electronic

Man this whole FTX and SAM saga is ridiculous

600675

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm BTC's biggest fan. I even got that underground shit you did with SAM.

heyheoy

O'Leary still crying that his friend SAM has been the biggest scammer in history

Key-Fortune-8904

Start naming each politician SAM. Let us know who sponsored your criminal enterprise.

Primary_Technical

Not only the donations but the POLITICIANS should be jailed along with SAM . They are responsible for this Fiasco as well , they facilitated this scam for so long for the sake of donations . MFs !

Primary_Technical

SBF stole what was meant for ANIMALS !!!! Like wtf ? I am that ' Don't fuck with the cats ' kind of person . I would reiterate the thing Mark Wahlberg said ' Things would have been different if SAM was in room with me '.

Primary_Technical

I hope there is a possibility to find the people who bailed out that SAM the SCAM !

Primary_Technical

I wish questions are also asked other politicians whom SAM the SCAM had donated millions to . He was pretty busy bribing both sides so they can look other way .

Primary_Technical

Celsius to give victims a newly minted out of thin air token NFT accounts , influencers in twitter being hacked and followers scammed SAM wants to go to his money and also chat with his phone .

Primary_Technical

American regulator too had it under surveillance but SAM was busy donating MILLIONS $ to the important senators.

Primary_Technical

FTX Crypto Founder SAM thought nobody can see what he was doing on his phone .

Primary_Technical

IRS should remind SAM about it , we have no profits

Primary_Technical

SAM gonna influence the investigation with the 3 employees in his bank .

Primary_Technical

The worst thing here is that these people are taking donation from the likes of SAM and want to fix Crypto . Likr how sir ? Whats wrong with Crypto here ?

Primary_Technical

And SAM the SCAM thinks he is not guilty ,Doctor strange did it instead .

Primary_Technical

The longest lasting besties of SAM . They are vultures , this money should have gone to victims.

Primary_Technical

I hope they don't give fake ratings like 2008 financial crisis to keep the business with them . People Like SAM have paid right people/organizations in past to show everything in line .

Primary_Technical

Everyone is try to avoid something like FTX and it should be made sure thay something like this doesn't happen. The worst thing is that most out there associate the doings of SAM to the what Crypto really is .

Primary_Technical

Information regarding the “crypto-contagion” at public pensions is gradually emerging, with some funds, such as Fairfax County Virginia, disclosing holdings over a staggering 10% SAM the SCAM has been the worst advertisement for our beloved Crypto in years . He had his hands everywhere . A lot of people lost a lot due to that MF .

Primary_Technical

I expect that NFTs will continue to grow very significantly. We’re not probably close to adding crypto as a payment mechanism in our retail business. But I do believe over time you’ll see crypto become and it’s possible … it’s possible down the road,” GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE Happy to see SAM won't have long lasting effects on Crypto .

Primary_Technical

At this point SAM needs a nation to pay his debt.

Primary_Technical

His family will also create a VICTIM FUND worth a couple of millions from billions SAM gave to them .

Primary_Technical

Almost everything out there that had exposure to Crypto unfortunately lost something in the FTX fiasco . The bad thing is they now associate Crypto to the fraud that was executed by SAM the fuckup . These investors should. DYOR before dumping there money for profits . SAM has been a real bad advertisement for Crypto lately . It'll take time but good things will be associated with it to and required regulations will clean the system if done properly.

Primary_Technical

Netflix will recover everything by making a Documentary on SAM.

Primary_Technical

Sell off , ohh sorry they are already insolvent. Not of biggie though SAM has money everywhere .

Primary_Technical

The games were dubbed the “Crypto Bowl”, with four cryptocurrency advertisers FTX, Coinbase, Crypto.com and eToro invested a reported $54 million for the “Big Game”. SAM took our bowl .

Primary_Technical

A lot of people were unknown before SAM sent them money .

Primary_Technical

The industry is finally earning the priority status it desperately wanted, but for the wrong reasons, says CoinDesk's Jesse Hamilton. SAM the SCAM

Primary_Technical

This is a good news but only if the money used to pay the customers mf SAM the SCAM scammed.

Primary_Technical

The problem with the money being seized is that it will be used to pay the big players first . I wish it was being used for the customers who MF SAM scammed.

pips_and_hoes

Is his name even real. SAM BANK MAN FREED

Primary_Technical

The customer who objects to the Sullivan & Cromwell's interest in defending FTX signals the behind the curtain relationship between the too . SAM the fuckup has paid right people along the way to reach a level where he can defraud millions . Court should order an independent firm with no ties to FTX to scrutinize it.

JERMYNC

Satan, I mean SAM betrayed us ALL. - end rant

Primary_Technical

Exchanges just want fees and their are enough gamblers out there who want SAM to rise again . Serious advice , keep your serious money away from it .

samozvanec20

I am happy that SAM went out and we get the chance of the cheap crypto is well, But i also hate the fact that in achieving them so many people have loss so much money.

timbulance

Number 3 should be bold SAM COIN

Street-Engineer-5079

FTX/Sam and all his crooks mates, they still hold lot of SOL, so expect them to dump at some point (in fact they might be pumping the whole market to create their exit strategy, they do have lot of connections to do so). Let's say you buy SOL now, and then SAM/FTX need money to pay for legal expenses, they will not hesitate dump on retail investors like you and me. Retail investors are not smart enough to detect moves of these crooks... Play safe sir!! Invest into something less centralised project!

Primary_Technical

Let me bring SAM to his room .

Primary_Technical

Alameda didn't use it because the SAM the fkup was using it . Disgraced b#tch....

pmbuttsonly

Yeah big surprise SAM, a lot of us are currently surviving on peanut butter We didn’t steal billions tho, fuck off!

smjafari

I hope SAM is doing fine these days, please give updates /s

JERMYNC

These funds were transferred from account and companies back and forth. Everyone is claiming them! NO SAM! No touchy touchy

HaikuHaiku

alright, alright, so except for the aqueducts, sanitation, medicine, education, the baths, public safety and the roads, WHAT HAS UNCLE SAM DONE FOR US?

Vegetable-Put3452

Hi I am an lecturer on defi, cryto in UK. I agree. Investors are just hoping some other person will pay more for it. Not in real ownership of company. Check out my website and sign up for free newsletter where I go into details. I remove all the BS around this area. Recent post is NFTS: NOT F\*\*\*ING TULIPS and SAM BANKMAN-FRIED: ITS ALL IN THE HAIRCUT. www.unbiasedacademic.com

TalentedInvasion

My understanding is that Sam still had some kind of authorization to give orders to employees which would totally surprise me. I just assume SAM didn't take private keys with him.

Primary_Technical

Steal something from the SAM and fry that MF.

GrowinStuffAndThings

CAROLINE ELLISON - you know GARY WANG - Co-founder and CTO NISHAD SINGH - FTX’s director of engineering, SBFs childhood friend SAM TRABUCCO - former co-CEO and advisor DAN FRIEDBERG - former chief regulatory officer, and served as legal council to FTX and Alameda

Goonzoo

Bankman Coin $SAM

Er4d

Over 90% of the crypto industry is SAM BANKMAN- FRAUD