CRYPTO

jawni

*let's see what fun and exciting stuff is happening in the world of cryptocurrency!* Elon Musk’s X removes crypto emojis, leaving community puzzled (cointelegraph.com) - **WHO CARES** Japanese Financial Giant Preparing for Approval of Bitcoin ETFs (headtopics.com) - **WHO CARES** Massive Sleeping Bitcoin Wallet From 2013 Moves 750 BTC After 11 Years, Valued at $48M (news.bitcoin.com) - **WHO CARES** / **ONLY HEARD THIS ABOUT A MILLION TIMES** Robert F. Kennedy Jr. blasts inflation as 'government theft' (finbold.com) - **WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CRYPTO?** US senator withdraws support for Elizabeth Warren’s anti-crypto bill (cointelegraph.com) - **WHO CARES** Grayscale Ethereum ETF bleeds Thursday, outflows exceed $1 billion since debut (cryptobriefing.com) - **WHO CARES** Cryptominer with palm-sized $179 ASIC hits the jackpot with $206,000 in Bitcoin (tomshardware.com) - **WHO CARES** / **ONLY HEARD THIS ABOUT A MILLION TIMES** Blackrock foresees “very little interest” in crypto ETFs beyond Bitcoin, Ethereum (cointelegraph.com) - **WHO CARES** CZ is NOT getting released from U.S. prison next month (cryptopolitan.com) - **WHO CARES** New Jersey wants to invest city pension fund in crypto ETFs (cryptopolitan.com) - **WHO CARES** Cash, not crypto, still top funding choice for terrorists, Singapore reports (cointelegraph.com) - **WHO CARES** / **ONLY HEARD THIS ABOUT A MILLION TIMES** Russian ransomware generates over $500m in crypto proceeds, TRM Labs says (crypto.news) - **WHO CARES** / **ONLY HEARD THIS ABOUT A MILLION TIMES** Argentina wants to tame crypto market due to money-laundering concerns | Cyprus Mail (cyprus-mail.com) - **WHO CARES** / **ONLY HEARD THIS ABOUT A MILLION TIMES** At this rate, Grayscale's ETHE could run out of ether within weeks (theblock.co) - **STILL DON'T CARE** MARA purchases $100 million worth of bitcoin, holdings surpass 20,000 BTC (theblock.co) - **WHO CARES** Russia mulls launching tokens backed by cenbank-owned gold: report (crypto.news) - **ONLY HEARD THIS ABOUT A MILLION TIMES** USDT/USDC spending without EUR conversion (self.CryptoCurrency) - **Niche problem, irrelevant to most** VanEck Predicts Bitcoin to Skyrocket to $52.38 Million by 2050 in Bull Scenario (beincrypto.com) - **WHO CARES (HOPIUM EDITION)** Crypto miner Marathon Digital adds $100m in Bitcoin to reserves (crypto.news) - **STILL DON'T CARE** In harsh year for NFTs one group of ‘Made Mutants’ still believe in Yuga Labs’ future (dlnews.com) - **WHO CARES** Help with BEP2 changing your bep20 (self.CryptoCurrency) - **Niche problem, irrelevant to most** Alchemy Pay’s Advanced Banking Solution Enables Web3 Enterprises to Open Multi-fiat Accounts with… (alchemypay.medium.com) - **THINLY VEILED AD** Arbitrum Foundation’s proposal to deploy Orbit chains beyond Ethereum opens for initial vote. (theblock.co) - marginally interesting but largely irrelevant. Broad Lister Cryptoexchange Gate.io, Gives Up On Compliance Heavy Japan (observers.com) - **WHO CARES** Grayscale Ethereum Trust Sheds $327 Million in a Day as ETFs See Mixed Flows (decrypt.co) - **STILL DON'T CARE AGAIN**

patrickjpatten

CRYPTO ISN"T POLITICAL... it's just fodder for the 24/7 news cycle. The point of crytpo is to make the USD go viral. That's my belief.

DeathThorn6009

I havr a rule with my mother DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FUCKING CRYPTO WITHOUT ME

inShambles3749

His lifesaving: About tree fiddy. His private key stored on a text file on his desktop called "TOP-SECRET-CRYPTO-PASSWORD-TO-LIFESAVINGS-IN-<WhateverShitcoinOPchose>.txt"

unrulystowawaydotcom

You live in the south bay bay area. You are a gen x’er and thats only based on your posts not your comments where I can probably find more identifying info. If I were a scammer I’d wait, id target you. Send you clever info, signups, whatever over time to try to extract more info. I’d bide my time. I’d keep a file. Eventually you’d mess up and that three bitcoins would be gone. DO NOT TALK ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW MUCH CRYPTO YOU HAVE

Web3Buzz_Intern

if he had 10 houses, why did he make risky investment choices. CRYPTO IS RISKY. PERIOD

Competitive_Milk_638

Or "liquidations". People, STOP LEVERAGING INTO CRYPTO! Are you all tired of life?

Sandgroper62

I'd say the best time to short any markets will be right about the time Trump stops arms shipments to Ukraine again if he gets back in. Because if Ukraine gets taken by Putin, & he then gets his eyes on Poland and the baltic states, all bets are off around the rest of the world with dictators like Xi taking Taiwan, Iran being emboldened, Mid-east turning even more to crap (if thats indeed possible). But if Xi tries to take Taiwan, then semi-conductor manufacturing and world trade will be so heavily disrupted it crunch the computing industry HARD! What is reliant upon a great computing industry? CRYPTO! Not hard to see.

Reditissuperwoke11

* is playing with CRYPTO really worth it ?

garbage_band

Wallets DON'T STORE CRYPTO! They store keys

AndrewOpala

You need to define what is right? My definition would be can put a time and date on a future move and get the direction and magnitude right or can put a bracket of time together and explain what the magnitude of the trend will be Currently the CRYPTO markets are run on about 20% news, 30% situational emotion, and 50% greed - they are psychological much more than mathematical Once a selloff starts people with triggers sell off while other buy and there are big volumes, when new highs are reached latecomers start buying A good commentator in the space would be good at understanding the psychology of the players and understanding that someone might sell a little CRYPTO at vacation time or birthday or Christmas to pay for something in their own lives regardless of what is happening in the markets or paying a margin call down on borrowed money even though there is nothing on that day in the market to suggest a sale I have seen hype influencers mostly maybe ones that look at broader market sentiment are guys like Jason Pizzino on YouTube.

Wendysmanager24

Just like during the last drop in May that lasted for 1 day the CRYPTO WIZARD bears are all out in full force folks. They know EVERYTHING the show is over head for the hills they're down 50% on their $500 investment, or in the case of the europoors in this sub they are down 50% on their $200 euro portfolio from the welfare checks their government cuts them. Doom and gloom everywhere and they want YOU to join em because MISERY LOVES COMPANY folks, but the fact is if you look at the BTC chart from 2020 and this year we're exactly where we need to be, crabbing with fluctuations of around 20%. But these doomsday prophets love seeing people run around like chickens with their heads cut off and they thrive on MASS PANIC AND HYSTERIA. Just think back to the covid times folks there were people that ate that pandemic shit up it was their whole personality, and the same themes translate to where we are at now. They love to go full on panic mode screeching and banging pots and pans like a bunch of chimps at a zoo Just remember this folks, enjoy the sale, buy low and sell high unlike the crypto wizards that come here and try and remind you "I CALLED IT" nobody who calls anything needs to point that out to people We are in a POST HALVING POST ETF WORLD don't forget this my friends RATE CUTS INCOMING DUE TO RISING UNEMPLOYMENT. CPI COOLING ELECTION YEAR INBOUND JPOW PATRON SAINT OF THE ECONOMY WATCHING OVER US BULLS WIN BTC 150K EOY AVAX TO 300 WOOOOOOOO

dimi727

MAAAAN FUUUUCK YOU CRYPTO. Man what is this, again a -10% day? Stooooooop

Dense-Air-4102

OP u/HODL_CRYPTO

Ok_Statement1359

**CRYPTO BULL IS NOT ONLY BTC!!!** **and that went on because ETF nothing more. If there were no ETF Btc would sit on 25k now still.** It's not defined what is bull market anyway, because market in rollercoaster and it's been since beginning. Look at the price of all other coins.. some barely do 3x and some of them didn't even move.. **If u add Inflation to that, we are not even close to ATH of any coin except BTC.** **How is that a bull?**

robeewankenobee

>My knowledge level in crypto is above average and I would never invest in something that I know nothing of. Your level of knowledge may be up to par, regarding crypto use, but you have no levels in -> never reply to anything via e-mail or phone :)) That's the actual lvl you need to be ok with ... never replying to any phone call or random e-mails. I'm not sure how to explain this ... i'm in since 2021, and i got endless e-mails, sms, phone calls from random numbers, pretending wannabes, scammers (most likely) , i never replied to any of them and, Not to my surprise, nothing ever happened, never lost a dime in all these years. If you follow this simple advice , you will never lose a dime. The only exploit i could've been affected by, was the MyAlgo wallet hack , which was general, and all users had to change or rekey their wallets through Pera wallet, and i read it here, on a reddit sub, took 2 minutes to solve, was done with 0 external input or 'help" , no Algo was lost because THERE IS NO SUPPORT, THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT :) .. THERE'S NOT ONE CRYPTO COMPANY/BLOCKCHAIN TECH FOUNDATION THAT WILL CALL YOU OR MAIL YOU TO SOLVE A SECURITY ISSUE ... it's that simple.

Plastic_Entrance_656

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wooly_torch

Your coins - they will never recover. Leave them! Forget about blockchain and block the chain of traffic on the interstate by holding up a sign that reads: CRYPTO IS DEAD, with a QR code beneath that links to malware that unloads people's accounts onto yours. You're a coding PhD mastermind, so it shouldn't be hard to implement. Once you have collected all the coins, spread mass adoption to the poor and change your name to Robin. Your coins will eat dirt for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And for dessert? A nice shot of beach silt with a 40/60 ratio of quartz and silica. That's how you know you're living fancy. Go down to your local mall and get people into crypto the same way Lucille can sell me sunglasses imported from China for $4 from a kitschy kiosk outside of the chocolate store. Put those sunglasses on and pitch to every being the importance of meme coins. Only then can crypto be resurrected from its husk of a body. Its soul is as empty as the Paris Catacombs on a Tuesday afternoon, but the light shines through somehow and reveals the way. Come. Fill your water bottle. Grab some crackers. Follow me into the catacombs where Satoshi hid his pile of cold wallets and we will change the world.

SignificanceIcy2466

ALL CRYPTO IS USELESS AND OVERVALUED. What can you do with any of it besides trade it? NOTHING!

ECore

Somehow I remember it being an issue that was talked a lot about here 4 years ago. Nobody ever said anything about how not to pay attention to crypto as a presidential issue. All of the sudden NOW you all are like trying to do the jedi mind trick on us "pay no attention. Move along". It does affect OUR VOTE. You don't get to choose for us and we are here to discuss CRYPTO. So we will discuss it and it may affect our vote.

dimi727

So I say it now to trigger the buy signal: Stock market goes up and crypto down, CRYPTO IS DEAD GUYS, GET OUT

Stocks-Crypto-Space

But to be honest I’m a little pissed how everyone says buy bitcoin save it trade it buy other crypto online but but every time you sell or buy or trade it’s costing you money 💰 but yet everyone says OH ITS BETTER THAN BANKING NO BANKING FEES THATS TRUE ITS NOW CALLED BURNING FEES BUT MORE MONEY TO BUY OR DEPOSIT CRYPTO TO ANY BROKERAGE FIRM LIKE coinbase or coinbase wallet everything cost you more money 💰

StickDaChalk

OP, are you talking about the animation work submitted to this subreddit by Lucho Poletti? https://www.reddit.com/user/HODL\_CRYPTO/submitted/

RETh5

I'm planning to buy EVERYTHING w/ CRYPTO ! Mai Bro 👌💪✊

Perza

Trading view summary for Pepe = buy https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/PEPEUSD/technicals/?exchange=CRYPTO

choicehunter

99.999%? 1 in 10Million? # So you're saying there's a chance.... 😂j /k Sorry, couldn't resist. I think there are probably some really good blockchain ideas out there (note, this is different from "CRYPTO CURRENCY" of which there is no realistic legit reason for another currency instead of a layer 2), but these other blockchain projects will either merge onto 2nd or 3rd layer of Bitcoin or be replaced by alternatives that do so. There is no real need to keep anything separate from Bitcoin unless you're keeping something purely local and solely for your organizational purposes in an isolated way for some niche edge case.

jawni

lol yeah and this sub is dumb enough to vote this thread to the top... this should be just one of hundreds of signs that hint: **THE CONTENT OF THIS SUB IS SUBMITTED/UPVOTED BY THE DUMBEST PEOPLE IN CRYPTO, USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.**

Low_Candidate8352

I dont know why CRYPTO websites still approve the Fake outrageous claim Adverts posing as News Articles...can anyone explain why ? is their DYOR & Disclaimer legally sudfficient to protect the Journos or owners of Crypto websites from the Law ? Are they not ethical , moral and Crypto experts to smell a turd when proof reading the advert ? is it because they accept Crypto payment & simply turn a blind eye ?

The_Realist01

Because he’s an authoritarian communist? Dude wants to set different tax rates for us. He has blown up nearly every exchange that doesn’t enforce KYC. He put ELIZABETH WARREN in charge of the finance committee. He said literally last week HE WOULDNT SIGN A CRYPTO BILL. For the love of Christ, people, open your eyes. Biden is awful for everyone in this sub.

sandworm87

COINDESK: "The crypto industry records its biggest-ever U.S. policy win." THE CRYPTO INDUSTRY: *dumps

Advanced-District-63

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TonniesNexus

If you are referring to cryptocurrency, then you should know that cryptocurrency was created mostly because a bunch of individuals thought they wanted to challenge the official banking system so they set up rules for themselves rule number one was each individual should have access to their own digital wallet as Accorded to them by a unique bitcoin number. That was the system. I had a wallet too in Coin Corner which I’ve since put out of business at least on the android and Apple apps, but there are other companies on crypto that are trying to send me money and I have no access to my wallet and therefore no control over my money, CRYPTO likes to pass the younger generations to the older generations. If that’s true then I’m glad I won’t be around in 30 years to see the worlds destruction. I mean it’s anyone on this anyone on this Reddit text should be ashamed if they don’t acknowledge the ground rules, that the crypto people themselves created

TonniesNexus

I’d like to post this on the bitcoin General feed but can’t seem to figure it out. I established my wallet on Coin Corner part of the CC business has gone out of business and I cannot access their sites and their helpline don’t answer, but I do know the address of my BTC wallet And a better company, River financial has sent some money to my BTC wallet. How do I access my BTC wallet when Coin Corner won’t let me onto their site? Any ideas I’ve read that I should have a right to access my BTC wallet if indeed I have my own personal codes associated with CRYPTO transfers associated with me, but it seems hard to follow anything, even if I have my addresses in my passwords.

LYPX

> their job is to be secure. Correct. But it’s not their job to cover your lack of security.. And we are talking about And if you’re paying for checking and savings accounts, you might have relationships with the wrong banks. Someone here simply asked why you might want multiple CRYPTO wallets. Those aren’t FDIC insured. Yeah, I mentioned having multiple checking accounts. It’s all fine until your one and only account is drained. That’s kinda like “you’re floating til you’re not”

derbyfan1

Can someone please tell me, WHAT THE FCUK IS CRYPTO???

HodLMania

NOW LET ME TELL YOU something, Brother !! Arbitrum is aiming straight for the MOON, BROTHER!! If their Foundation stops having HANDS OF PAPER the MILLIONS of CRYPTO-MANIACS can go to the MOON with them, BROTHER !! NOW WHAT CHU GONNA DO WHEN, WHEN HODLMANIA AND TEN MILLION CRYPTO-MANIACS RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER !!

Corbimos

CRYPTO is ruining the image of bitcoin. FTFY All crypto is bullshit. I am tired of these quick shit. I hope you too. Speechless.

FickleCartoonist7052

t.me/BlumCryptoBot/app?startapp=ref_DZiw8oYnsi. CRYPTO AIRDROP

nyaaaa

> “SAB 121 requires financial institutions and firms that are safeguarding their customers’ digital assets to hold those assets on their balance sheet," McHenry continued. “That means banks would be required to take on significant capital, liquidity, and other costs under the existing prudential regulatory framework. This essentially makes it cost prohibitive for financial institutions to custody their customers’ digital assets. This is a massive deviation from how highly regulated banks are traditionally required to treat the assets they hold on behalf of their customers.” WHY CAN'T BANKS SHITCOIN CASINO WITH CRYPTO LIKE FIAT. Fucking shitcoin magazin.

No_Ride_919

Let me guess you in Crypto Galaxy's discord? You did awesome with KAS and knew CG was the one you would follow into the cocaine covered tits of financial freedom. Then Myro happened...You were up big. .05 .10 .20 , the thought of Myro with the market cap of Doge 2500x gave you an egg plant chart in the pants. Then it happened...The Dumpolumpin.. Slowly out of nowhere Myro began to dip. No biggie this is crypto not stocks ,30% dips scare paper hands not you. You're a Crypto Galaxy VIP tier discord member. VERY IMMENSE.... portfolio is what it will mean soon. So on next 3 live streams you gave $100 and begged CG to slap you like the father you never had for even thinking of selling early for a profit. Anything less than 100x is a loss is what CG once told you after you told him Danks had 5 20x picks that month and it was only the 3rd But then came -50% again you thought of selling but you're no Coinbase Normie + you paid CG $5000 for his secret inside tip on Binance listings and also a course on how to take profits from the guy who didn't take profits..HODL!! The next day came -75%. Now you're sweating but you know CG would never steer a VIP wrong plus this is crypto after all -75% swings are the cost one must pay to assume the position with CG to dump your loads...umm..bags on normies after Binance and Coinbase listings. BUY ALERT !!!! CG bought $3000 more Myro. This is it your one shot to make wife changing money. So immediately you ape 50% of your entire net worth into dog meme. The price dips more. No worries you know CG bought so this a guaranteed 1000000x minimum. Confident this is the beginning of your new life of luxury you call your boss and tell him to "EAT A DICK. I QUIT!! BANG BANG CG GANG !! " before going to bed. Sleep came easy knowing the opening Asian market would pump that egg plant bigger than even JASMY did. The next morning you woke up and grabbed your phone for confirmation that you were indeed the newest crypto millionaire, it was guaranteed. SELL ALERT !!!!!! CG sold 95% of his Myro bag WAIT WHAT!! THIS CANT BE!! Instantly fear set it then you became soaked in sweat. Must be trolling you thought, CG is the best influencer in the space and you just paid $10k to become a course member. Fumbling your phone, frantically trying to open the VIP chat . Then you saw it , the absolute panic. People selling , crying, absolute panic. SOLANA is down. Every other comment asking CG to help, please explain. But no answer came. Helpless you could watch as your portfolio bled out unable to sell.. CRYPTO GALAXY -Guys the devs were selling , Binance listing fake, but Oh well I was still up 9000x not counting the open short I made before right my last post. Hope you weren't following the buy/sell alerts you pay me for. Hope made sure to take profits. TO BE CONTINUED...... Chapter 2 : Apple + Metaverse = Harrison's Lambo

fainje

He only quotes Lyn Alden from the book. The whole video. At the beginning he says that Bitcoin is the solution and at the end he blathers on about the CRYPTO scene enlarging the Overton window. If you've really read and understood her book, you'll see that crypto is just FIAT with extra steps. But he doesn't even begin to mention it. Why? Look at his video description. Advertising from shitcoins.

nacentaeons

Not in the UK. Unless you had to do some ‘work’ in order to earn them. They are on subject to CGT once you cash them out. Check out HMRC CRYPTO21250.

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btcangl

Genuinely wonder what the bottom is for Solana. Its again crashing hard to ~$130. Long term we can easily see $300 Solana, maybe even $1000 solana if bull comes back because simply NOTHING IN CRYPTO brings in so many retail users as Solana. So its pretty much the new/better ETH. However just about a little over half a year ago Solana was still just $10-20 so a lot of people still have huge bags and can even sell with a nice profit rn or if it goes to $100. Bottom would seem to be around $60-$70 for now, unless Bitcoin really does something crazy and goes back to half of what its now, then Solana could probably get down to $30-40?

No_Obligation_3568

It’s kings getting wiped out. STOP TRADING CRYPTO ON LEVERAGE YOU DWEEBS. the shorts will get wrecked next.

emoca

You’ve done the best thing! People who say “ will never drop to 40k” are don’t know anything about crypto lol. The key is “ never say never in crypto! You can sleep and wake up next day with a %40 drop lol. This is “CRYPTO”

cacoin

The war situation. People want to comment on BTC DROP CRYPTO SCAM... but uhhh look at the stock news... the stocks have taken the same kind of beating. Blood in the streets, time to buy more. I'm learning to keep like a stash of extra $$ just to buy during crashes for a quick and easy multiplier once it recovers like... tomorrow?

upended2

ERPZO CRYPTO🤭 Um can you say zero out? Wanna get one? The major governments, especially ours, are soon to complete operation Eagle Rug Pull Zero Out (ERPZO) Crypto, to be completed by cessation of the minting and printing of physical money and all US currency will be chip based implant connected to your bank account. You scan your implant. Your money gets debited for your transaction in the amount you approve. AI technology will be used to monitor for illegal activity including identification of transactions conducted under duress. The real new crypto are Ben Franklin denominated. The ole switcherooo.....nobody keeps cash anymore....rug pull time.​ oh no dohj down dohj down!💥📉 Ugh!🤢I've been kissed😽💋😽 by a dohj🐕🐶! I have dohj germs🦠! Get hotwater🇻🇦🔥🔥🔥🏩🏥🏨! Get some disinfectant🧼! Get some iodine🧪!🚑👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️🩺💉💊🤮🥀 NO NO NO! You've got to take direction⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️↘️↖️↙️↗️! You've got to have discipline🕺🛸💪🦸‍♂️! You've gotta have respect🤲🙏🙌for your DOHJ🤘💰💵🤑!​

Chronicles0122

I’m not spending the time dissecting why you’re analogy isn’t valid. Basically bitcoin cash is like the Argentine Peso , and Bitcoin is the USD. I’m simply telling you that in CRYPTO bitcoin cash will never have the liquify of bitcoin the same way I KNOW with 99.9999 % certainty the Argentine Peso will not command the liquid the American dollar.

DoingItForEli

The SEC under Gensler is a national disgrace. There's no seriousness to any of this. There's no effort to lay down groundwork to get things right so everyone can be in compliance, no, it's just HEY CRYPTO OVER THERE? YOU SECURITY, I SUE! Whenever you hear someone speak about how when they became a young adult and realized not all adults are actual adults, they're talking about unserious clowns like Gensler. He's the type of doofus that opens the eyes of people and shows that this world can legitimately be one big insane asylum ran by the inmates.

TrailBlanket-_0

CRYPTO FLUCTUATES NORMALLY AS US INFLATION REMAINS UNCHANGED!!! Ok what am I supposed to take from this? These are just two uncorrelated pieces of bland news.

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InteractionOk3286

Damnn this is so true.. BEST COMMUNITY EVER, OG CRYPTO VIBES. WAGMI BABYYYSSS

AbstractIdeas5

Gains.trade has crypto forex and commodities. Really mature platform and guaranteed orders. The #8 protocol in revenue CRYPTO WIDE right now. Go trade.

thetaleech

The ONLY aspect of gold that is superior is malleability. Silver is right there with it. Copper is malleable, but not quite as much. We are able to make copper just as thin as gold - it’s “less easy” but not in any significant way with modern tech. Copper and silver are both resistant to corrosion too. Everything you listed is true, but also true of copper (except luster) and are all just more reasons we choose copper. It’s just as good as gold but LESS RARE, LESS SHINY, AND THEREFORE CHEAPER. My entire argument is built to shut down the anticrypto crowd who says “CRYPTO IS NOT LIKE GOLD BC GOLD HAS INHERENT VALUE.” The inherent value of gold is simply not a real factor in its real world value. That is about RARITY, NOT USEFULNESS. BTC IS like gold.

Ok_Statement1359

Who said that exactly? The only thing that makes BTC interesting is that creator is unknown. Trust me if they know who is father of it, it would be much different. Now it's already leader of CRYPTO and no one can get close to it, and it's already pumped so makes perfect choice for storage. Litecoin is actually my favorite coin since 2015.. i would like to see it up maybe top 5 because it's old, proven, and fees are ridiculously LOW But u have to get that people barely knew what is crypto and not what are they for

Cryptos4you

Kommentiere BTC Hype led to buy? or …  Thank you for your feedback. I understand the importance of diversification in investment, and I actively practice it. However, I believe we're in the midst of a digital transformation. For those of us who grasp the technological shifts underway, the "Bitcoin Effect" is probably the tip of the iceberg. I'm convinced that there's much more to come, perhaps with a focus on AI-driven cryptocurrencies or the next big CRYPTO-ETF… Probably, in this rapidly evolving landscape, there may not be a definitive right or wrong approach. My trust lies in gathering information and understanding its relevance to my own context. In 10 years I let you know ☺️🫰

sheff404

JUST STARTED CRYPTO for reasl. I HAD 14.56% gains this week. MY GAINS THIS WEEK ( SHIBA INU & BCH ONLY what does everyone reccommened as i continue trading and holding? (FYI i use coin base too- and if anyone recommends meme coins DM me.) For those that dont understand crypto, the way i see crypto, the only way for it to gain value is for you to hodl it, and as others buy in, it goes top in value, with the point being that you'll only withdraw when you need to spend it it and it is a savings account of some form. When big sell-offs happen the price decreases, but if everyone holds and more buy, the price goes up as the currency becomes more scarce. whats cooler with shiba is that we control the burn rate. however, people try to trade on the ups and downs too much and instead of a consistent uptrend, it sometimes downtrends. I suggest everyone Holds. this gain is unprecedented and I was never into crypto before this week,. I finally get it. for anyone who trades stocks and doesn't understand crypto trust me, buy shiba., it will double when bitcoin halves. CRYPTO HEADS- can you confirm my hypothesis?

ed2727

There’s so many factors playing here this time around that HISTORY MIGHT NOT RHYME at this halving: - BTC ETFs onset - BTC price roughly 800% higher than the last halving in 2020 - Total CRYPTO Market Cap 10x higher than 2020

Sad_Category4583

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Extreme-Mirror2737

LMFAO imagine using regular scale vs logarithmic in CRYPTO Go back to your youtube tutorial vids buddy

Introvert82

You can pretty much filter out the bad ones based on their extremely stupid clickbait thumbnails. "OMG YOU NEED TO SEE THIS", "CRYPTO CRASH INCOMCING?", "CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING".....usually followed by random suprised face expressions. Hate those with a passion, so lazy.

Kalastics

How do you "feel isolated" because your family and friends don't invest in the same thing as you? Unless you're specifically trying to be the guy whose thing is crypto and how much money he will make and "how much centralized banking blows!!11!'. Crypto is not a personality trait. Jesus Christ imagine if every asshole with a share of GE suddenly started blasting the whole world about how amazing GE is and wouldn't ever shut the fuck up about GE. People like you are the worst. CRYPTO IS NOT A PERSONSALITY TRAIT AND 99.9% OF THE WORLD, INCLUDING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR INVESTMENT PLANS.

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JoeYo743

No. NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR CRYPTO

rjm101

That's why its so important to get your crypto off exchanges etc. Even if you foresee something happening to the company in which you held your crypto with and withdraw the funds. They still have a 90 days window and if they go bankrupt within that 90days then you're likely in the crosshairs for a clawback and they can legally take what assets you have to do it. SO WITHDRAW YOUR CRYPTO NOW, NOT LATER.

Cyberbolek

Most are CRYPTO<=>CRYPTO not CRYPTO<=>FIAT, if they are there are small. And Gov can always track your bank transactions if you use them.

Cyberbolek

To control crypto govs just need to control all FIAT<->CRYPTO exchange gates. The purpose of blockchain was decentralization and independents from govs and banksters. If big govs can control blockchain then were is it's value?

cruyfff

crypto newbie arrives in r/cc: "hey guys, is this a good time to buy?" "OF COURSE! HALVING IS ONLY A MONTH AWAY, GET IN BEFORE 100K 🚀" (one week passes) "hey guys, I bought at 72k and now I'm getting nervous" "WHO TOLD YOU TO BUY THE TOP? ENJOY YOUR CRYPTO WINTER... 💀"

Responsible_Slip_243

The real question is do ordinary people wanna take a risk by having zero crypto (btc) in the future? It isn't about being a millionaire at this point. It's really about security and to be the first few choices in anything. For example. In the near future, if a property landowner were to choose between two potential tenants for his single unit. Both potential tenants has fiat money but only one of them has crypto (or btc). If I am a property owner, I may be more incline to pick the tenant who can put fiat as deposit AND WILLING TO PUT CRYPTO AS ADDITIONAL DEPOSIT. This is just one example

RAJSINGH5671LALLI

My bank has put a limit at £3k a month on deposits to crypto exchanges but yeah KRAKEN and CRYPTO.COM and NEXO are the ones I have used...

dogemikka

BiTCOIN NOWADAYS will behave according to NORMAL Financial Cycles, not having a life of its own. So we MUST acknowledge that we are nearing the end of QUARTER 1. For traditional INVESTORS we are coming to an end of the 2024 Price Rally and will enter that Interval where Everyone (institutional and private investors) will Rebalance Their PORTFOLIOS and MOST LIKELY, given the strong surge in prices, will take PROFITS on the Gains of 2024. 31/3/2024 is also the end of the Fiscal Year in Japan , like 31 december for us. I suspect that nearing end of March and Beginning of MAY, there will be a lot of distribution (selling of assets) that will mark a TOP, and in MAY failure to rise further will increase selling that will trigger a CORRECTION until END JUNE/JULY. So, the eventual last WAVE UP before distribution, will be STRONG and SHORT LIVED (2 weeks time).How do we know? Looking at BITCOIN the last 2 tops lasted 1 month (April could be the time for it). If next 2 days, today included, the price closes above ALL TIME HIGHS of 2021, we most likely will see BUYING and my CHART says we have ROOM to 80,000 , if that breaks then 110,000 . Less likely but I leave it open because as I said we have until end of MARCH. However, most PERFORMANCE will be done by ALT COINs. Rather than buying BITCOIN here I would buy ALT COINS, especially those left behind. For 3% gain in Bitcoin an ALTCOIN will give you 12% gain. However BUYING with the knowledge that you must take Profits in April while the Top is in the BUILDING. ALSO Start looking for TAKE PROFITS on all YOUR CRYPTOS. Which you may Buy BACK in JULY. REMEMBER 2021: it did exactly that pattern I just described because it was the CRYPTO ADOPTION by FINANCE PROFESSIONALS. And what is feeding the price rise now is CERTAINLY NOT the early adopters BUT aggressive FINANCE PROFESSIONALS (Hedge Funds and Investment Banks) + since 2024 the small traditional investors via ETFS REMEMBER what I wrote end 2023? THIS is the last ADOPTION PHASE by the "masses". After this phase BTC will become a nirmal asset with normal performance. The potential TOP is 100,000 to 150,000. Obviously you will read everywhere wishful emotional analysis that we are going to 250,000. Stick to LOGIC, TECHNICAL ANALYSIS and FINANCIAL CYCLES. Extract from my analysis.

SCDND_Estates

Unfortunately, my assumptions are not guesses. They are based on what a CURRENCY must do, and when one looks at CRYPTO and its properties, it can't do it ever. It of course doesn't mean Bitcoin is not a valuable 'digital asset' like fine art or wine or something. But CURRENCY it can never be. CBDC is already a fiat currency, just that the people have direct access to the central bank's balance sheet. Please read the portions on Debt, medium of exchange and most importantly, the gambling for popularization part.

SCDND_Estates

Bitcoin can never be a CURRENCY, as it cannot ever fulfil the essential criteria for being one, ever. That was the logical argument, as I combined the properties of CRYPTO and CURRENCY together and saw that it doesn't fit at all. Is there any faults you found with the logic specifically? If not, then your whole premise is wrong. And the line by line promises claims you made are all empty hype. I'm not arguing on authority as you are, I have specified the arguments in detail.

SCDND_Estates

I'm reasonable certain bitcoiners are not aware of the exact logical arguments that I have made while putting the concept of CRYPTO and CURRENCY together. The reason I'm confident is that ChatGPT didn't have any answers at all that remotely argued in my direction. It was not able to even understand the argument-flow properly, and got repeatedly sidetracked. Didn't ChatGPT 'see' all of Reddit?

Psykotixx

Didn't name it because I'm still in and I want y'all to keep buying!! lol. PUMP MY BAGS THIS THE BULLRUN! SELLING IS FOR LOSERS! BUY WITH CRYPTO 2030!!

BudRock420

I moved atipped using binance and I only use CRYPTO.COM now. It’s better and the fees are less.

Mynameyisjeff

Jesus Coin is GAINING ATTENTION! This is the underdog of CRYPTO. Do you believe in Jesus?#JesusCoin Im not sure how Jesus Coin has went un noticed yet but this is the time for that to all change. I do not consider Jesus Coin a "Meme Coin" I consider it a "Mission Coin" as it is not a meme but it is serving the purpose of spreading word and religion and good faith. Unlike Pepe Coin and Doge and Shiba that are all pump and dump hype coins Jesus is not like them. Ask yourself, do you or others believe in Jesus? That answer is exactly why this coin will thrive and survive long term aswell. Its currently a 30 million market cap and can easily pass MAGA (Trump Coin) with a 400m market cap. Pepe Coin has a 2.4 BILLION market cap. Doge has a 22.1B market cap, Shiba 13.8b market cap. JESUS COIN WILL GO BLOW ALL OF THEM OUT OF THE WATER TEN FOLD+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the time people start talking about it on the big news its too late! Jesus loves you! Buy Jesus Believe Jesus! #JesusCoin if it hits only a billion market cap 5k usd will turn into 200k usd

coinfeeds-bot

tldr; What does crypto smell like? Ozone, salt and moss, according to Binance’s new fragrance, “CRYPTO.” Binance is the largest crypto exchange in the world by volume, but the company is facing serious challenges. The company and its co-founder, Changpeng Zhao, pled guilty to money laundering charges and agreed to pay $4.3 billion in fines to […] © 2024 TechCrunch. All rights reserved. For personal use only. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.

FightingWithSporks

DON'T SPEND SAVING ON CRYPTO. Spend extra money you have. Most don't realize if you need the money and sell there is a little thing called capital gains

BirdLooter

why saylor? you can get his message in 5 seconds ("there is not secone best... THERE IS NO SECOND BEST CRYPTO ASSET!!!! THERE IS BITCOIN RIGHT?!?!?!?!?") jk, saylors message is good but in 10 minutes you can get all of his info that he repeats on all the podcasts since 2 years.

Ok-Weird1315

I don't talk about how much I own. Went through this in 1999 when I was a monster affiliate in Travel making obscene money everyday! Had lots of friends and family that could see how I was living. Over the years....all those friends tried to take advantage of me....I was always buying lunches, dinners, etc, etc. All those friends eventually hit me up for money knowing they could never possible pay be back. So I had to drop them ALL. Next came family....couldn't believe it. My parents and kids. All hit me up for big money. Eventually did the same by keeping them at a very safe distance far away from my personal life. Now I don't talk about SHIT! lol. God bless CRYPTO!!!!

olympianfap

Lol, prepare your inbox for maximum messages stating they'll hold your crypto as collateral for a loan. They are all scammers and will take your crypto and you'll never hear from them again. NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT YOU HAVE CRYPTO.

RunnyOrifice

OP please post updates on WOLKE and create a Twitter for him /her? The world needs to hear WOLKE's story! The original CRYPTO Doggo🐶.

jkeegan123

What sucks is I'll have to interpret this to laypeople who will neg on BTC / CRYPTO. "I don't know man, a 4 % dip in an hour after a run like that ... that's just unsustainable." Yeah, well, welcome to the fucking show.

Deep-Distribution779

I’ll bet 69,420, didn’t beat CRYPTO.COM ATH ?

UFCanuck

I put CRYPTO on my e-transfer nickname no problems so far. Your bank must suck balls.

ebonyslimm

HOW VOCAL ARE YOU ABOUT CRYPTO IRL? I am a very private person - I value humility This has lots of benefits. Occasionally, I get into conversations about finance. Then end your feeling bad and feel like I’m bragging ( not my intent). Or specifically, with crypto, that I am talking about something they won't necessarily ever understand due to scepticism. After all, it isn't my job to win them roumd. Best to keep it totally private? Thoughts?

pet2pet1982

F@cking shit. Crypto has been designed exactly, by the very deep definition, to be a self-custody. But today you are considered to transfer your crypto funds to bank as it is a custody of your crypto. It’s a good news, of course, since it doesn’t prohibit something more, but rather grant a permission for you to transfer your crypto custody to a bank. But it is that f@cking hell, Satoshi is rotating fast in his wooden coffin. CRYPTO IS SELF CUSTODY BY DEFINITION.

Background-Paper-686

But is it really!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? TUNE IN ON THE EPISODE OF.... JP-CRYPTO-REDDIT SHENANIGANS!!

MaximumStudent1839

> I've read some compelling arguments as to why it's a great investment, including that it tends to outperform BTC over a bullrun. NUMBER ONE RULE IN CRYPTO: Don't let others think for you. Always learn and understand! It is true: ETH outperformed BTC in the last bull. This can happen when an alt coin's market cap is significantly smaller than BTC's market cap. Now let us think about ETH. In December 2020, BTC's market cap was about 6x larger than ETH's market cap. So if ETH did 3x better than BTC, then ETH's market cap is still smaller than BTC's. This time around, it is a whole lot of different. Right now, BTC's market cap is only 2.85x larger than ETH's market cap. If ETH does a 3x over BTC from here, ETH would become the number 1 largest crypto asset? Yes, if you expect ETH to significantly outperform BTC from this level, then you are betting on BTC losing the number 1 position. It shows you how *risky it is to bet ETH to redo its outperformance for this cycle*.

JoeYo743

NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR CRYPTO. What you own is shares in the United States public stock market in a company that represents holding Bitcoin. Each are unique functions, definitely not the same as holding and owning Bitcoin. Sending it from one wallet to the other. Paying for services with it. Using it for smart contracts. Etc...

Due-Agent-4651

Now I can proudly tell people about Forex market with proof of payouts and Cashout. I have earned a lot more than I expected #REGINE_CRYPTO_TRADER on Instagram📈 she's legit, reliable and experienceI watch my Profit grow daily until I made my withdrawal successfully

per_ix

Ist there Something Like a CRYPTO-DARWIN-AWARD? We should initiate it

Academic_Instance_22

Also James for Money ZG (CRYPTO)

787Gx

Crypto is suppose to be deflationary. So yes, crypto makes sense to deflate Again - ANY CENTRALIZED FORM OF CRYPTO IS BAD -CBDC’s, FEDNOW, I don’t care what the mechanism is, Centralization is communism

pet2pet1982

Next step UK will deny non-custodial wallets at all and declare White List on clean coins. And what then value will remain in Bitcoin or Ethereum? If there is such a grade of censorship, then you can simply declare that particular centralised exchange have 21 million of Bitcoins, and regulator side simply declared “I guarantee”. TOTAL DEVASTATING PROFANITY OF CRYPTO NOTION. Throw out that marasmus. Join our struggle for true cryptocurrency as Satoshi Nakamoto was dreaming of. Financial privacy and presumption of no guilty is fundamental human right. https://np.reddit.com/r/Monero/s/RohAV5uzog

LargeSnorlax

Please use the proper titles of articles. > WHY CRYPTO IS NOW ‘FACING AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT’ IN WASHINGTON: PERIANNE BORING

Delicious_Ad2236

YES IT DOES Dont listen to these haters You made it..tomorrow go to.work and tell your boss to shuff it somewhere no sun ever shines..and buy yourself whatever you desire CARRY ON MY CRYPTO SON THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST DONT YOU WORK NO MORE🤑