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BRO I JUST FUCKING BOUGHT AGAIN TOO I AM SICKKKKKK. I literally got out be for the price 3x try getting back and it it’s down 35% I am actually sick rn
LMAOO BRO BOUGHT ETH at 5K https://i.redd.it/q82akuwlwt2g1.gif
Source: TRUST ME BRO 🤡
BRO IF THIS IS ONLY 5-10% please hold for dear life your obviously much older than me so you don’t have to listen at all but I’m telling you rn your perfectly fine brother your already a future multi multi millionaire onto of what u already have just from your current btc holdings
Just waiting for trumps DOOM tweet tonight once the stock markets have closed, hence directed to only effect the crypto market. Which will send BTC to 85k (on purpose to clear out leverage) ..... then next week, the US government will re open, and we will reach a new BTC all time high by year end. TRUST ME BRO.
TA is just astrology for gamblers, but even worse: some people who follow astrology, at least acknowledge that it's just for fun. Every time I see a TA bro sharing his "analysis", they go quiet when it gets obliterated by markets, or try to pull a whole new mental gymnastics of "imma go study and revise my analysis". Unless people can give *rigorous, statistical* verification of their "TA" being profitable, they got nothing - and people who actually understand the scientific method [see it for the sham it is.](https://www.ifo.de/DocDL/cesifo1_wp10213.pdf) The fundamental flaw with TA is, that is trying to *predict an effect from an effect* - not a cause. If people just sit down and *think* about market dynamics, they will see that what they call "support/resistance/head-n-shoulders-n-ass-n-elbows", are actually just price zone where the markets were waiting for a massive news event - i.e. cause - to be released. They don't *predict* anything, they are just a point of reduced volatility (and volatility does not predict direction). On top of it all, you can literally re-create *all TA "patterns"* from a literal Brownian motion: write a simple Python script of increments in say 1/100th units with the increments selected from a pure IID random generator, and let it run for thousands of steps. You will see *every TA pattern* emerge just from pure noise. People can keep whining about, "muh non-Gaussian/log-normal returns distributions", but throw a GARCH simulator at whatever data you have, and even that clustering disappears. But that's already too technical for the "technical" "analysis" cult. Anyway, so that leaves us with Fundamentals and Sentiments. As for Twitter sentiment: I used to think it was just a meme, but holy shit just last week I saw such a pathetic meltdown *from every cryptobro on twitter*, declaring they are "100% quitting this scam bro, what a waste of time bro", then next day they are screaming, "BULL RUN IN COMING YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!", then the next day, "THIS IS THE END BRO, REPO BRO, INFLATION BRO, BUBBLE BRO" and so on. So, there's an echo chamber for each demographic. You can choose to be "Chad Bull" today, and twitter algo will fill your feed with totally brainwashed cults chanting how they are the "hustlers" who see the bigger picture while "The Man" tries to keep them down (throw in some cringe memes, reposts, merch shilling). Or you can choose to be pessimistic beyond measure, and everyone will be telling you to recycle your pee, hunker down with 12 months' supply of canned food, because the modern civilisation as we know it is about collapse, come Monday. Twitter was built to cater to your personal insanity, and rest of the social media learnt how to emulate that algorithm. Finally, we are left with Fundamentals. A lot can be said, how much every top trader, economist, analyst at big banks stick by following FA and expanding your trading horizon to at least months, if not years. That there are no "get rich quick schemes", even in crypto. And crypto itself is/has never been, decoupled from macro events. The blinding exponential growth crypto has seen since 2010s is primarily because of the extremely accommodative, ZIRP environment created by Feds and ECB. The cryptobros can't comprehend that their little fantasy projects (even Bitcoin) would've been suffocated just as quickly it set foot in the real world, had it not been for the tsunami of trillions in credit sloshing around the global markets. For retailers, there is literally no other hope than FA. It also means, day-trading on meme/shitcoins/obvious rugpulls, will not make you a millionaire, no matter how many, "bUt I dId It BrO i Am SpEcIaL!" shilling some people do on social media. Fundamentals also means that during heavy downturn, when you start questioning your investments, *you will have an actual answer*, rather than a prayer/copium, that the shitcoin you're bagholding somehow magically reverses trend and goes to the moon. This is not to say, that you won't miss out on crypto going 100x/1000x even, because the underlying Fundamentals look fishy. Sometimes, you don't even have access to the news, because you don't have tens of thousands to spend on infrastructure/people a month, that will allow you access to news before others. Hell, you probably won't even be able to have access to the crypto that has good fundamentals. It only shows up months later on CEX/DEX, when the whales/people close to founder(s), have already had got their quota filled. Best I have found so far, is to mix Fundamentals with looking for a niche with promise. Retailers are at a serious disadvantage from the beginning, and you are hoping to find an instrument that still has potential for growth, after the big players are done ravaging through it. For crypto, I see it usually with crypto that had great promise in beginning, had a massive hype phase driving it to insane valuation, followed by a massive crash when that hype was not realised *yet*. The potential is still there, the devs committed to the original vision are still there, it just needs time. Because that potential is going to get some Fundamental driver to materialise: sometimes collaborations, or adoption due to major news events, or hell even just an ETF. It may or may not happen for meme/shitcoins, but for a project with good fundamentals, it is bound to happen.
LOLS BRO, you haven’t got a scooby doo have you. How about read up on the BTC cycles. Bull run was always going to end Q4 this year
unpopular opinion:BRO IS NOT SATOSHI NAKAMOTO so who caresssss
This post made me lmao, people will try to find ANY EXCUSE to do their drugs. Do you think trading my inheritance whilst tripping on acid will improve my win ratio.... BRO YOU REACHING. 🤣 There is no universe where LSD is going to improve any kind of logical thinking that requires some kind of mechanic to put into action, it's only good for hippies and junkies that want to leave reality and pretend to themselves it's for spiritual reasons when really you just want to get high.
BRO. I was having a talk with my mother about this, and she basically stated that if it were more mainstream/ readily available with things like using crypto at markets and such, she would see more value in it
That's my favorite part. TRUSS ME BRO
BRO I DONT CARE, all I do is Hodl
Oh good one! lol i bet! PEDO. NAZIS. BRO.
FIRST TIME HERE?????😂 GENUINE QUESTION!! Calm down, this is NORMAL BRO!! Lmao 😂
The thing a healthy mindset can achieve are endless, and if bitcoin helped you to become a version of yourself that you love more, bitcoin did its bitcoin thing. CONGRATS BRO, you can be fucking proud of yourself for standing up for YOU !
We called it BRO!!! We said it was going to dip heading into the new week. Set yourselves up for Nov/Dec rally boys!
Whether interest rates fall or rise, cryptocurrencies will pump massively in the fourth quarter. TRUST ME BRO!
Gangsters ….. in a few hours we are going to moon shot . TRUST ME BRO !!!
Yeah but 3333 is three 3’s PLUS AN ADDITIONAL THREE WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT BRO!?
it literally say copper on the coin BRO come on do better
BRO wtf??? why are you sharing my btc adress 😡😡😡😡😡
BRO we made a new subreddit, it's r/SXTSpaceAndTime/. This subreddit allows price discussion and free speech, it doesn't have the power tripping mods like the other one. Want to be a mod? I'm going to advertise and grow the subreddit, feels good being this early.
bro. BRO. i used that thing last night during that random $mongorug launch or whatever it was called and i actually got in BEFORE it showed on bullx. like… my wallet was done signing before i even realized wtf i was buying. ngl it felt like i was cheating. price doubled and i got out with like 1.6x after fees. heart was racing. but then i started panicking bc i couldn’t remember if i was on my main or burner wallet and the idea of signing anything from twitter just started spiraling in my head. like what if i just signed my soul away. anyway i checked and it was fine but holy hell that was a ride. feels like a slot machine in my browser. 10/10 would stress again.
The supply of Bitcoin an hour from now will be greater than it was an hour ago. You can use the block height to calculate it. It's literally a variable, BRO.
HAHAHA BRO...let me give you some facts: * SPY 10 Year Performance: 246%, 13% CAGR * BTC 10 Year Performance: 45,000%, 136% CAGR Lmao stay poor
BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? This is literally the worst thing you could have done. You should have waited for the waves to die down. You should have bought a month before the election. 1 month after Trump got in and any world “crisis” that appears because they are dips
Omg I may not be that smart boy but at least im getting pussy and I have a personality other than fkg bitcoin and shitty ahh video games. I swear people like you disgust me, all cheesy and fat and you think the world is yours because you spend 120 hours a week in front of your computer. Youre a loser dawg, you know it, I know it and you mama knows it. I know hes not curious you absolute cunt, hes telling you that bitcoin is not like gold. Not that hard to understand you smelly fuck. I just know you weigh over 300 pounds frl. GO OUTSIDE BRO YOU NEED IT.
Im not sure why people are hating on this.. It makes sense. It's literally supply and demand. Once supply is completely mined, the only time btc will sell is if someone has a need to sell it. Most people wont sell it if the price is rising rapidly. The price will rise rapidly as supply goes down and people are trying to buy. Buy orders will just sit as limits until someone is willing to sell at that price, but chances are no one will. People will need to continually raise their bid price to match the ask, which could easily be WAY above, or lower than the current "price" (you stated it like major swings as bid asks move around rapidly). I really think people have no clue what they're talking about. Satoshis or not. You can have quadrillionths of BTC available to buy, but as the number available becomes smaller and smaller, LIKE ALL THINGS, the value goes up. It doesn't matter what name you give it. Seriously. Let me break it down for the 5 iq dolts who troll this sub like they're shit smells better than everyone else. Here is what most of you are saying. And tell me this doesn't sound absolutely moronic. "BTC unmined supply may go to 0 but you will always be able to buy satoshis, so there will never not be tradable BTC". Now read it like this... "USD will no longer be printed so there is now a finite supply, but that's okay because you can just buy up pennies, so there will never not be tradable USD"... Satoshis ARE BTC... Pennies ARE USD... There's not some cheat code that allows for infinite pennies to be made when all USD ceases to be made. BRO WHAT. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I stg some people shouldn't reproduce. OP you are spot on. You didn't truly mean "untradable" in the sense that it cant be traded. You meant it in the way that it will be extremely expensive to buy because no one will be selling. So, if people are wanting to buy X BTC at Y satoshi price, and no one is selling there, then you'd now have to move up until you find a seller at X+n BTC, or equally Y+n satoshi. Supply and demand is really not that difficult to understand.
Jesus is this subreddit run by K-12 kids? QUALITY POST BRO!
Just play along, BRO.
BRO absolute Facts. While other coins crash and vanish, Anarchy just keeps climbing. It’s not hype, it’s proof. 57% burned, strong community, constant buys, this thing is built different. 80% of the projects promoted here on Reddit are just another pump and dumb. Not Anarchy tho
BRO. Just look at all the donkey-ass coins you have seen come and go in the last couple of months. SnakeWifHat down 96%. DURR dead. RAWW soon to be rugged. And any other community that keeps spamming for a month then to be never heard of again. All the while, Anarchy has been here for the long haul, continuing strong, with dedicated degens and tons of holders who buy and buy and buy. It should be obvious to anybody now that Anarchy is the only one of these “altcoins” that anybody should be interested in, and the only one that isn’t a scam and is safe. Up over 80% this month by the way. It genuinely is a CTO, and genuinely is unruggable. Look at our tokenomics (57% of supply burned), look at our community, our conviction, our tirelessness and our dedication and faith. It is absolutely unmatched in the trenches, and on top there is *so* much shit cooking that is soon to be released. If you haven’t joined the movement even though you have seen us around forever, then do yourself a favor and get on board before it is too late. This ship is about to fucking SAIL. ⛵️
You think the guy you're replying to is the one who brought politics into the markets? The markets are down because we made a holiday out of tariffing the shit out of the entire planet, which is the platform the dude ran on for fucks sake, and it's completely voluntary. "hurrr stop being political BRO" lmao like this wasn't thrust upon all of us in some batshit hyper partisan fever dream
Dude, it's tested by him and his cousin AND the guy rolled up in a BMW! That's PROOF this thing works. I just put in my life savings. I'm.. Still waiting for something back but oh man I'm excited!!!! IT WORKS BRO TRUST ME
Reality Check. You only lost if you sold. Are we down. YES...... Will it go back up ..... YES ...... PATIENCE BRO !!!!!
I find it just wild - given what we're facing - that people feel they need to start with "I'm no conspiracy theorist, but..." before calling out exactly what clearly is going on. TO EVERYONE: YOU ARE ALL ALLOWED TO THINK CRITICALLY AND CLEARLY ABOUT THE CORRUPTION AT PLAY AND SOME 14 YEAR OLD TATE BRO CALLING YOU A "CONSPIRACY THEORIST" SHOULD NOT DESUADE YOU!
BRO YES. that’s like the only risk fam. Throw it in the nearest body of water immediately. Do NOT let that device enter your home. It could be scraping your network and devices as we speak if it’s been modified
Bitcoin is political. Don’t kid yourself. When it was affordable, I asked a financial advisor if it was a good investment. They said no and felt it was too risky, like ALL BANKERS AND FINANCE SPECIALISTS at the time. This was in 2020, when Bitcoin had begun its recovery. Fast forward to now, when I followed the advice and didn’t buy Bitcoin, and now EVERY FINANCE BRO and Republican huckster is shilling for Bitcoin, and it’s only affordable if you’re already loaded. Not to mention, propaganda tweets can change its price at any moment. Yes I know I’m bitter, but you’re kidding yourself if you think it’s not at all political.
yeah bro just HODL all the way through a bear market and lose 75% of your holdings! JUST HODL BRO!
HODL!! BUY MORE!!! JUST A DIP BRO!! FIRE SALES!!! r/cryptocurrency until you're -85%
Trust me you have done a solid to yourself. You shall look back and feel proud of your decision. Ignore the naysayers around. They shall remain poor as they deserve it. I'm very happy for you. KEEP STACKING THOSE SATS BRO..
The realbull run begins in Q2. TRUST ME BRO!
it must be just coincidence price drop after cme open lmao. BUT BRO CRYPTO HAVE HIGHER VOLUME WE DON'T CARE AMERICAN MARKET CRYPTO BEST LMAO my ass
How do you know it’s going below 90. I literally just cut and pasted your comment with a couple of changes. 😂😂😂 TRUST ME BRO, indeed
Noodles... Dont noodles... Yesterday is history, Tommorow is a mystery... But today is a gift. Thats why its called present... Ogway Your expectations ruined your life BRO. U saw yourself upthere before you done anything, hold anything and excepted only wins.. In the world where loosing stuff is majority of experience called getting rich. Not rich in money, but rich in wisdom and life skills. Than, money will come... No way around. GL
You sound like you work for ICP 😂😂 BRO ICP Is a total joke , they hyped up ICP to the public got it to pump and snuck out with the bag , just a bunch of clowns
Lots of opportunities for price averaging. We'll be dreaming of these prices soon, but we won't see them until 2026. If we see them at all. TRUST ME BRO!
BRO, you can't provide facts. That's not how Cripplets operate.
BRO I laughed so hard in the car…. LFG 😤
At the ATH? BRO such a silly move
BRO!! Be carefully sharing WHERE and how much you have lol. Thats an easy target
THE TPS ID TO LOW ,, BRO ! TO LOW ! yeah , those TPS reports need to be done , so if you could come in on Saturday , That would be Garrett. okay , sure.
i am 15 praying for mega dump, i need to get in please make bitcoin 1k BRO its too late fr me all i want is one coin or smth
New ATH for BTC next week and massive alt pumps. TRUST ME BRO!
LMFAOO WHERE BRO https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/ALGOUSDT/?exchange=BINANCE
BRO I put money into the earn program the DAY before they locked that shit up ☠️☠️😂
BRO 😎 don’t be stressing like that… It’s just a MEME😂
New ATH for Eth, $0.69 for the moons and $110k Btc by the end of the year. TRUST ME BRO!
BRO SELLL BRO…. If you’re putting that on here you’re thinking about it or you want attention. So just sell man do it.
Getting so annoyed with the way people around me talk about crypto…someone just said “if this bull run happens, like you think it’s going to, then BTC could reach 120k” BRO we are already in it? Wdym “if”?????
Thank yourself and Satoshi! You get what 99.9% people don’t and won’t until their banks say “Ok you can buy now, but through us. We will hold it for you. Trust me BRO!” keep going and more! 🤟
TLDR; bought bitcoin early, lost/sold/traded and have 0 now. Thinking of getting back in at today’s prices to avoid feeling like a complete fool in 5-10 years. Real advice plz, no “YOLO BRO”‘s ❤️
Hahahahahah another trash fake bitcoin story. Hey, BRO, ill help you. I'll buy them cash. Dm me dude
...after rattling off some absolutely trash statistics lol. *30 second transactions and be grateful!* Vitalik, BRO, *milliseconds* is the current standard. Eth is a dinosaur. Historically fascinating, not useful to the present and future.
Vitalik tweeting BRO before GTA6 isn't something I can actually think will happen💀