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29YO TVB actor arrested in connection with HK crypto scandal
Green Figures DeFi "professional traders" claims to have lost 99% in trading, but probably they scammed 1M USD in crypto
The MOON is crashing! HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE
Easy way to figure out if your coin is a Shitcoin
Bitcoin? MORE LIKE THAT A BITSHIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA ZOOO WEE MAMA🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😆😆😆😆😆🤑🤑
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Crypto Christmas Gift to 19 YO Nephew, What To Give?
A guide for new people to make sure the crypto apps you download / the websites you access are genuine.
Anyone that bought certain alts back in 2017 and held are still down 90% or more during this bullrun. It's a good idea to choose your alts wisely if you plan to hold for years
Anyone that bought certain alts back in 2017 and held are still down 90% or more during this bullrun. It's a good idea to choose your alts wisely if you plan to hold for years
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Just stopping by to say YO! All smiles and celebration today. The United States stacks and HODLs now. Life is wonderful.
This list isn't correct! lol - Charles Hoskinson himself said he wasn't invited on his youtube channel - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkNcA29vYXA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkNcA29vYXA) \- CHECK YO FACTS HOMIES
YO I'm watching it right now! 6 mins in 😅
Lose your money on a rug that a 15YO pulled from a basement or lose money to this. Is there a difference?
Other officers on the ship be like: "Ayoo, yokmubenisiken... ain't that YO MOMMA?! I could've sworn- no, it is! It really is yo momma. Look at them lamb chops." And nobody knows what lamb chops means because the audio cuts off after that.
why down vote eh? fucking retards. YOU EITHER KNOW EVERYTHING OR YO JEEZ FUCK OFF EH?
Bro, are you writing a crypto pep talk or auditioning for the next Rocky movie? I half expected you to drop a “YO ADRIAN, I BOUGHT THE DIP!” in there. But hey, I’m here for it. Forged in fire? Steeled by obstacles? Wisdom transforming adversity into fuel? My dude, you’re basically the Tony Robbins of r/CryptoMarkets. Next thing you know, you’ll be selling us motivational NFTs with a free side of “HODL through the pain. And “charge forward with ferocious grit”? I mean, sure, but can we also charge forward with a solid exit strategy and maybe a stop-loss? Just saying. Keep the hype alive, though. We all need a little crypto poetry in our lives—especially when the charts look like a toddler’s crayon drawing.
[https://discord.gg/7Mk3rfYJ](https://discord.gg/7Mk3rfYJ) JOIN THIS DISCORD IF UR TIRED OF GETTING RUGGED! THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM BUT YO I 10X MY WALLET IN 5 MINUTES!!!!
YO. You been spending too much time listening to MS.
I did the same thing. Half a coin each. Two year old & 6 YO. Lucky kids
Lol honestly my indicators are Reddit threads, the second I start seeing “BROO YOLO INTO RIPPLETIDDY”, “HODL IRON DIAMOND HANDZ YO” it’s time for me to take a lil profit and close the exchanges for a few months
>If there is a bug in the L1 it's pretty bad too. Agreed, but L1 bugs typically result in the chain going down, not draining people of their money, a much serious issue. >This isn't a product made by some 15YO in their bedroom, this design comes from peer review scientific research and is isomorphic. It's not like I was comparing Hydra to an NFT project. I'm well aware Hydra is an actual, innovative project that has a lot of R&D behind it, but that does not mean it cannot have risks; Ethereum L2s are a perfect example of this. >Hydra is very different to Ethereum L2s, it's more like Lightning Network, no need to give up custody. Unless you are running your own Hydra node in a Hydra head (or Lightning node in a Lightning channel), you are indeed giving up custody. Additionally in Cardano's case, you still have to put your funds in a smart contract, thus exposing yourself to potential risks. Also note that Hydra heads can only have a handful of node operators at a time, and if we're talking about Hydra being used by many people, not all of them will be node operators, but will instead rely on a third party. [https://hydra.family/head-protocol/topologies/delegated-head/](https://hydra.family/head-protocol/topologies/delegated-head/) >I'm not certain if it's implemented yet, but Hydra will allow participants to join and leave heads without closing the head. To be clear, when I said "participants" I meant node operators, not clients/users/people who interact with the head. Clients can indeed come and go, but the node operators must indeed be always present (see the link above). I've have not heard of plans to make the node operators dynamic/changeable. >Yes it's still under development, but remember who is building this and what language it's built in, this isn't some bunch of copy pasta script kiddies. Again, it's not like I was comparing Hydra to an NFT project. Ethereum L2s, for example, are very similar to Hydra in terms of R&D but also risk. It doesn't matter what the programming language is or who's the builder, human error is always a thing to consider.
>L2s like Hydra use smart contracts to hold all the funds of the participants. If there is any kind of bug in the smart contract that holds the funds of the participants, it can potentially lead to all funds in the L2 being stolen. If there is a bug in the L1 it's pretty bad too. This isn't a product made by some 15YO in their bedroom, this design comes from peer review scientific research and is isomorphic. >Because of this, you're technically giving up "custody" of your funds to the L2. I don't know whether or not Hydra has this, but L2s on Ethereum have multisig keys that can steal all user funds. Hydra is very different to Ethereum L2s, it's more like Lightning Network, no need to give up custody. >If one of the participants (Hydra nodes) in a Hydra head goes down or refuses to participate, then the head can never reach consensus, effectively rendering the head down. It can still be aborted, but it cannot be progressed (new txs or be finalized). I'm not certain if it's implemented yet, but Hydra will allow participants to join and leave heads without closing the head. >Lastly, the Hydra Head protocol has not been audited as it is still in development. Yes it's still under development, but remember who is building this and what language it's built in, this isn't some bunch of copy pasta script kiddies.
Funnily enough we did, one of my co-workers son (5YO) was a first reader and really enjoyed it. I would say he understood Bitcoin better than most people 🤣 The book was also made from a presentation I gave to school children of a similar age.
all i can say is HEGE YO BETS fam
Just shut up. Sick of 20 YO bragging about their MacWealth
Controversial opinion. Cycles are changing, institutions are coming in, algorithm trade will take over. Perhaps, things will change a little, meaning that the 4YO4Y cycle certanty might disappear sooner than what we expect.
Reply to that: "BREAK YO'SELF FOOL!!"
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Congrats to the BULLS!!!! however!!! No CONGRATS to the BEARS!!!! LOL !!! they missed out!!!! LOL!!! poor bears.... why dont they listen for once?!?!?!? YO BEARS!!! yo yo yo. You reading this????? Read this ok????? you lost. :) its simple really. You. Lost. Checkmate. Bulls win. Bye.
They did it cause BTC is by definition an under 40 YO asset. Younger generation are always sacrificed in Italy, the older population is a more numerous electorate.
* This is about a violent criminal gang led by Remy Felix - who committed home invasions to steal crypto from victims. The main targets were rich crypto investors. * Instead of hacking or using technical methods the gang used physical violence and intimidation - threatening victims with extreme harm to obtain passwords or seed phrases and access their accounts. * The gang initially did SIM swapping attacks to steal - but later changed to home invasions. * One incident involved a 76 YO couple where the criminals used intimidation tactics to force the husband to log into his exchange account. Through remote access software they stole over $150 000 before getting away. * The authorities eventually caught the criminals - and most members including the leader were sentenced to long prison terms. Remy Felix got 47 years for his role.
* This is about a violent criminal gang led by Remy Felix - who committed home invasions to steal crypto from victims. The main targets were rich crypto investors. * Instead of hacking or using technical methods the gang used physical violence and intimidation - threatening victims with extreme harm to obtain passwords seed phrases and access their accounts. * The gang initially did SIM swapping attacks to steal but later changed to home invasions. * One incident involved a 76 YO couple where the criminals used intimidation tactics to force the husband to log into his exchange account. Through remote access software they stole over $150 000 before getting away. * The authorities eventually caught the criminals - and most members including the leader were sentenced to long prison terms. Remy Felix got 47 years for his role.
Is it on Coinbase or the Coinbase wallet? If on Coinbase just sell it. If on the wallet you will need to transfer the USDT to Coinbase to sell it for USD. You'll need ETH to transfer it. You'll have to buy some ETH on Coinbase and send it to your wallet. MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT NETWORK. ALSO SEND A SMALL TEST TRANSACTION BEFORE YOU SEND IT ALL YO MAKE SURE IT GETS TO WHERE YOU WANTED IT TO GO.
Ah shit, that's genius. I'll have to pay you in YO
your percentiles are all wrong, and irrelevant. The indoctrination you received from your marijuana hiphaap jordan high will make you end up buying high and selling low ! YO
Easier to explain than to 50 years old. “It’s electronic money”. No problems understanding that “Not controlled by a government”. Ok now you have to explain a lot of things about fiat. But the bitcoin explanation is done. The 5YO would have to learn all the shitty things about printing money with no limits, devaluating money intentionally, Lending out money that’s doesn’t exist, etc. only to quickly forget about those things because BTC fixed them.
"TREAT YO SELF!" good plan! gonna do the same but maybe 15-20%, have been hodling a long time now
Their Website was shutdown around that time, I even advocated for them thinking it was a good platform until now I’m withdrawing. AWARENESS TO OTHERS NOT YO INVEST IN JUILOFXPRO.com People and website have been reported to FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
Cos I want MMOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEE FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE BABAYYYY DONT GET LEFT BEHIND YO
if you think it's complicated you are not crypto savvy AT ALL my 75 YO dad was on L2 2 freaking years ago
YO THATS MINE BRO!! WTF!! MY HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO A FEW DAYS AGO!!’n
For a minute there I read that as an 11 YO maxed his dad's credit card to buy bitcoin or something.
shib up by 75% LMAO POOR POOR BEARS!!!! YALL MISSED OUT hahahahaha. PUMP!!!!! Bear tears mmmmmm so yummy. Yay!!!! Bears?!?!?!?!? YO BEARS?!!??!?!?!? WHERE ARE YOU!!!! where are youuuuuu!!!! im waiting for you!!!!!! hahahahaha shib about to reach 1 dollar SOON!!!!
IMMA LET Y'ALL FINISH, BUT THE LIGHTNING NETWORK IS *THE* ONLY DECENTRALIZED L2 IN PRODUCTION 🏆 NOT JUST ON BITCOIN, IN EXISTENCE 🌐 YO MULTI-SIG AIN'T AN L2 🚫 YO CENTRALIZED SEQUENCER AIN'T AN L2 🚫 IF IT AIN'T OPEN ACCESS W/ TRUSTLESS UNILATERAL EXIT IT AIN'T AN L2 - Olaoluwa Osuntokun
idk about your economic situation but i would keep 10k (maybe payoff some debt?) and buy in with the rest of the money 500$ every 15 days. Whatever you decide: RULE N⁰1 DONT LISTN TO PEOPLE WRITING IN YO DM RULE N⁰2 buy an hardware wallet if you plan to hold long term. Why not buy a mining rig with that money, maybe solarpowered? You will have an extra income forever and still investing in btc meanwhile.
HAAHHAAH the bears are so SAD RIGHT NOW!!! YO BEARS!!!! YO!!!!! yo yo yo!!!! LOOK AT BITCOIN RIGHT NOW. Read it. Fucking read it. What does it say? YUP 43k LMAOOOOOOOOOOO poor sad bears. Yall need to STOP SELLING HAHAAHAHAH WE WONT DIP EVER!! Its a bull market!!!!! HAHAAHAAHA love it. Love bear tears yum. Drink bear tears yum. So yummu!!!!
I think people are taking me way too seriously. Which is fair since none of us really know each other. I’m not going to run around shouting IN YO FACE BITCHES while laughing maniacally. I may say to a couple people “told ya” but even then you have to understand the dynamic I have with those people. This rant was mostly motivated by a heated exchange with a coworker that actually got loud with him shouting YOU’RE FKN REGARD! and me replying “no YOU are a regard!” We semi frequently have these sort of arguments and you best believe when he won a bet on a half point parlay he had fun lording it over me lol. This is not about me being a bitter little man
I watched that on mute like what the fuck. I am not even nearly as goated chart wise with btc as I am with equities. And I literally 2.5 months ago. Said : above 35,500. Then 37,500. Then moon. Been saying spy at 450 is btc 40k all day. Y’all need to relax though bc lmao two years ago btc was higher. YOÜ absolutely not as fuck outta anything I would call the woods in the short term. you still have a stupid amount of data even in the next 2 weeks that will cold water or gas this whole rally. Relax.
You can DCA like others have suggested. The point is NOT to reduce your cost basis, the point is to get AS MANY satoshis as possible (while you still can). There are many websites that show you the value of satoshi vs USD. Spoiler alert: satoshis have grown in value vs USD over the last 14 years (and will continue to grow as long as the fed has an infinite money printer). https://youtu.be/YO98q0Zrz54?si=qo5ehTpfpJd0HC4D https://youtube.com/@RobertBreedlove22?si=hGNhQalAoVAzv9at Stop focusing on Bitcoin’s price in today’s fiat dollars, the more the fed prints the more Bitcoin will be worth in the future.
Hey I'm a woman!!!🤪🤪🤪Don't worry I smoke don't drink at all!!!, TAKE THE TIME YO USE CRYPTO AS AN ADVANTAGE!!!!!
Do not think about to take profit from that 1000$ Bitcoin investment, but think that maybe the portion of the Bitcoin that you will buy now will not be possible to buy when you are 27 YO, even if you have good job. Think about it like buying ~1/640M of all the wealth of the world.
YO IT IS TRULY A SHAME MY COMMENT OF "NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY" IS FCKIN DOWNVOTED. SUPPORT THE CHART, HELP 'FIX' YOUR BAGS BY A QUICK DCA. Where tf were u guys before this even was mainstream? This is a contract on a g*damn layer2 network that has MILLIONS OF EYES ON IT. u think its just gonna die bc Reddit aint gonna use it? WTF. go be a bum elsewhere
I was 8 YO when Bitcoin born there's nothing I can do at that time
YO! Cool that we're pumping and cool that it's my cake day.
It’s basically been explained at this point but to put it as ELI5; You, and every other 5YO on your block opens a lemonade stand, and a person walks up to your booth and says “I will buy your lemonade for one dollar!” So you sell him a lemonade for $1. A different person comes up to the neighbors lemonade stand, and says “I will buy your lemonade for fifty cents!” And the neighbor says “I’m sorry but it costs one dollar.” This is how prices work in an allegedly free market.
hey i rewatched it couple of weeks ago aswell - will always be one of my favourites YO!
YO where are the sneks on the Daily!!?? its bad fortune to not have one.
YO MVP right here, it's so confusing and you helped someone. Good for you.
Did anyone watch silicon valley? YO!
Who looks at that dumpster fire and thinks "YO I want to be CEO"? Unless, it's free money sitting on a ship while it burns, knowing you can leave whenever.
Some exclusive, never seen before footage of this "bull run": 
YO MATIC what is going on???
No change except my 16.5% 401k Match will go to MSTR and the ETF. NOT YO KEYS NOT YO CHEESE !
YO - what is the hat on your avatar?! Is that mouse au chocolat with a color filter?!
I convinced a 67 YO man to buy a full BTC when it dipped into the $15k range back in December. Locked it up in a cold wallet too.
*Here comes the money! Money money money money money! DOLLAR BILL YO*
I'm not saying that to be like "YO LIFEHACK" But it is important to remember that this 5$ fee to transfer 10m is INFINITELY higher than anyone with this kind of money is used to paying (0 for everything ever)
dw... 20 years from now, people will go "wow those Covidiots in 2023 had btc at 29k only! DANG YO... if i had just 0.1 of that... i'd be able to buy 2 mansions rn mang"
I stretch my feet and light a cigar 
talking about bitcoin reaching 30k 
I’m more on the BTC to $1m in 90 days wagon. If we’re bullish, we are BULLISH AF YO /s
YO! YOU DON’T OWN ANY BITCOIN Get it off Robinhood, please at least put it in Exodus wallet for now so it actually becomes yours. When you keep your crypto on a broker or exchange it’s not yours, free for them to take at any moment.
all crypto holders when the market is green 
Buying Xrp at $0.05 and having it moon to over $2 in less than 9 months. Well. It was my first crypto purchase, and I was excited. Told a few friends about it and they ignored me. I ignored crypto updates after my purchase only to get a phone call from a friend "YO THOSE COINS YOU TALKED ABOUT ARE FLYING, YOU WERE RIGHT!"
Sadly, when the boomers die. They pillaged the world and raked up debt and will dump it all on young people while claiming "you'll inherit from us" tagline when it was really "we borrowed against your future". Signed, 40YO dinosaur
*"If a payment is required, the client’s balance in digital assets will be converted immediately into Euros or British Pounds, depending on their location."* YO okay I'm listening!
Where is the dying? I see daily active user addresses in a bit of a slump the last year. TVL definitely went into the shitter. However it's still #12 ranked by defillama. Number of daily transactions looks pretty comparable to anything the last year of Solana's history. Fees look comparable to Polygon and SOL's own history. Where are the fundamentals that indicate SOL is dying? https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OSUgrNMFFFW2v-Tvjq4Fmd669G_psPg7/view?usp=drivesdk Price itself is only about 30% below when FTX blew up https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OWO3Kbbit_y4d9xVQ7YO99WG3UL5pbm5/view?usp=drivesdk Feel like everything in this post can just needs a few tweaks to make a case for everything blockchain and cryptocurrency generally to be dying over the last 2 years.
TREAT YO SELF BROTHER enjoy your weekend!
"r/CC is a great barometer for most coins. If the sub heavily promotes something, I stay away from it." YO GUYS you heard of this new "HEX" stuff?! *Totally\** not a scam get in on it quick!! \* >!It's a scam!<
Well, my 65YO neighbour asked me a few days ago if I could set him up with a crypto trading bot for one of the exchanges. So either he's really ahead of his generation, or something's not right here :D
YO, I literally just got mine today and already anticipated using it for crypto, so I managed to snag a few things prior to this small pump
Class of 2012 Wish I was in the position I am today back then as I was a broke 21 YO back then. Would probably be a billy if it were to happen today 🥲
YO. Doge. No major losses except for getting my mom to buy a bag. 😭
>But yet again, why do you need to have consensus on identity? You literally gave an example of why; blockchains do more than consensus, they are fantastic for timestamps which are then irrevocable _because of consensus_. So your 16YO trying to buy alcohol won't work, if the ID was only issued and signed by one party last week. For the ID to be valid, it would need to have existed for a longer period of time, and have signatures from more parties. Also in your example, if the deceit is uncovered, then the person signing fraudulent documents is now at permanent risk, every other signature they have made, and ever will make is also able to reveal them. Anyway as a Buttcoin troll I'm not wasting more time on you, go back to your nasty little hole. Bye.
Being fucked in a TO-YO-TA by this altruistic CEO
NOT YO KEYS…. not yo cheese
bruh MC doesn’t “exist” 🤣 it’s just a number.  and yet that number lost quantity and went down 😂 it ain’t that hard, my guy 🤦🏼
YO! If that's the kind of girlfriend millions of stolen dollars gets you, I'm glad I'm poor.
Boys chillin wit YO money. Jail and scott free. I love how this mfer answers every question with “So..” during that interview
YO binance just delisted WETH https://www.binance.com/en/trade/WETHUSDT https://twitter.com/sherlock\_hodles/status/1597092525587603457
2023 Meta: Weekly 'It's the bottom!!! DCA NOWWW ALL INNN SELL YO HOUSE'. Pretty much started 6 months ago with this call weekly by cryptopoopsuencers
The speech? "YO YO YO WHAT UP, this is efff tree exx!
YO why has USDD been depegged for 2 days? Is TRX insolvent?
32 YO - 35% Bitcoin , 25% stock , 40% Real Estate
Tbh, if I could talk to my 18 YO self I would suggest stacking up money in the S&P 500. Weekly or monthly contributions. I would also allocate some of my budget into BTC as well
YO. The one that’s a rainbow. That’s sick
Um... anyone 21-41 YO with $3M in investable assets is most probably batshit lucky rather than wise, but overly confident in their wisdom. I was, at that age.
YO. FUCK MARRIAGE. Don't be a fool. There is no reason to get married anymore.
Well, some countries (highly developed) still use FAX, and I never used it... And I am 24 YO. For Japan - Cash is King, and I don't think this will change anytime soon