GOD

courtneyjohn797

OH MY GOD NOT 58k

BobbyZ122

Three things 1. never keep your crypto on an exchange(if it's not your private key, it's not your crypto) 2. Put your tokens on a decentralized wallet with a secure key device, like a Trezor or a Ledger. It will always be secure and PRIVATE 3. NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES share your seed phrase or private key with ANYONE. Keep it written in ANALOG in a SAFE or LOCKBOX If you do these things, it will take an ACT OF GOD to steal your crypto

grobyhex

I'm new to bitcoin and just watched a video from May of 2021 and the guy was saying how everyone calling for 300k was probably not gonna happen and that maybe 100k was in the cards. My GOD that run from March 2020 to March 2021 must have been insane. Of course people probably thought 300k was in the cards.

cryptokid2140

GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME\~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC)

ScoobaMonsta

MY GOD! OP and the other solana fanboys in here just refuse to acknowledge the centralisation. These people have zero understanding of what crypto is all about! They think Speed and centralisation is more important than security and decentralisation. Mind blowing 😂

theunrealmiehet

\>BTC is down 2% \>OH MY GOD BITCOIN IS CRASHING, SELL SELL SELL \>BTC is up 2% \>OH NO FOMO I'M DEPRESSED WHY DIDN'T I BUY THE DIP

sporadicmoods

Michael saylor is a bitcoin TRAP GOD 🔥🔥😎🙌🏽🙌🏽

Y3S2

Stoneface GOD whilst DCA into Bitcoin 🗿

sickingajay

this happens every time. Everyone turns into the best predictor and some end up calling themselves GOD lmao

IAmSomewhatDamaged

Very true. The ONE thing that will make you almost immune is when you finally have a decent amount at a good average price. I made a chunk buy of like $2k almost 2 years ago, then I turned on a DCA for every single week. Thank GOD that I started doing that DCA that long ago and forgot about it because I KNOW I wouldn’t have bought much back when sentiments were low and we were balls deep in the bear market. Continuous bad news week after week, month after month will get to you after awhile. Thank GOD the younger dude at work kept bugging me about buying it back when the price was beaten down.

CryptoTonya

I believe $FAC and $GOD #memecoins I believe in the good things coming

PovasTheOne

GOD I LOVE BCH!!! And i love this sub for hating BCH. Because the reason i bought it, is because this sub hates it. And this sub hates making money. so to 2+2 equals WHO CARES?

ilovesaintpaul

No shit. What I came here to say, but it's nice to know other ppl find that as hilarious as I do. "THE GOD CANDLE IS HERE! THE GOD CANDLE IS HERE!"

bustervich

**OH MY GOD THERE’S A FIRE** ^^sale

Cactuszach

OH MY GOD SELL NOOOOOOW! /s

giraffesbluntz

How can 2030 be 6 years away when it’s only 2024444444-OH MY GOD

riscten

# GOD DAMN IT, THIS AGAIN?!! [IT'S NOT HAPPENIING!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1bd32kl/comment/kulvp6v) Quit posting about it.

observer942

Why what happens if I zoom inOH MY GOD ITS GOING TO 0!!

G_Star_X

Bitcoin losers.. What you gonna do when all the power goes out?? Yall act you a future telling GOD or something.. But when them grids go down that yo ass..

dopydon

thank GOD im in alts and not BTC

Wendysmanager24

Inflation report coming in 0830 EST tomorrow Then markets opening GOD CANDLE ON THE HORIZON BIGLY green portfolios for the bulls LIFE CHANGING MONEY WOOOOOOOO

Wendysmanager24

Inflation report coming in 0830 EST tomorrow Then markets opening GOD CANDLE ON THE HORIZON BIGLY green portfolios for the bulls LIFE CHANGING MONEY WOOOOOOOO

TexasBoyz-713

I had a nightmare last night that I held more fiat than I did crypto. **GOD** that was scary.

BrunoNFL

OH GOD, the misinformation

_Zlatan

GOD himself could come down to earth, claim btc as a miracle, and the butt’ers would still do their thing , at this point that sub basically a circle jerk subreddit where hate/envy is the main driver

Wendysmanager24

MARKETS OPEN GOD CANDLE INCOMING BULLS WIN AGAIN BIGLY green portfolios in a new frontier of price discovery SIDELINED BEARS IN SHAMBLES

vattenj

It is not about the notes, notes are the least significant part of newly created money, most of the money is created as debt, borrowed from the GOD

wrongdirection00

$TYBD BASE DEMON will soon be the new BASE GOD. All hail the base demon. Based team.

Bitbij

Bitcoin is GOD’s money , it’s not for everyone.

IAmSomewhatDamaged

I was new last cycle, and bought most of my BTC around $45k (just a couple grand at the time). When it started to dump after ATH, I panic sold it all RIGHT before I started to lose money (so broke even pretty much). I hopped back in and bought my biggest chunk like a year or year and half ago (when BTC was around $18-$20k), and have been DCAing weekly ever since. Thank GOD I started that DCA during the Beat and just forgot about it because I now have a GREAT position. I fucking KNEW it would pay off eventually!!

MightyshadowDK

Okay crypto GOD, om out, see you again at 30k 😂😂

MightyshadowDK

Okay crypto GOD, om out, see you again at 30k 😂😂

SilverBeneficial7333

Thank GOD he found Buttcoiners. Saved him from an early retirement.

lookingglass91

Please GOD, this is the second deceptive headline on this sub I’ve seen over the weekend

Ashamed_Extreme

I LOVE crypto and it will always be here until it’s not, but come to realize that the only perfect One is Allah SWT. Al-lah meaning “THE GOD”.

SilasX

**PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD** rug pull this shit, so I can finally close my short!

choppathekid

In GOD* we trust.

WeteYY

Elon is GOD! And Xmail will 2000X

fulya_mia

Elon is GOD! And Xmail will 2000X

mahiyet

Elon is GOD! And Xmail will 2000X

Valentino_sk10

i really hope something can be done about this consistent attack on projects. on GOD knows how many people that will losing their life savings from this attack

ominous_raspberry

Why does he do this to us???? WHHHHYYY GOD WHYYYYY

Necessary-Mechanic27

How about one of these not subject to your choice: Let us say we did and don't, or do it and say we didn't? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGkGNCUQtWY GOD constantly rolls the dice don't let anyone tell you otherwise and deities do not like using the analogy of a genie.

norfbayboy

Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~!

GreenStretch

OH GOD, NO, NOT A ROUT OF THE MARKET! s/

Millenial_X

Blue Chip = Etherium Mid Risk = Sushi Swap High Risk = GOD Coin (Highest earner so far)

CapableHair429

OMG! So…I guess you probably have no idea what you are looking at, but what I posted was the coding used to COMPILE a .bat file into a self-executable program…. codeproject.com is like the Holy Bible to coders and programmers. PLEASE…for the love of GOD…PLEASE educate yourself

norfbayboy

>I mean even without leverage if you would have bought meta in november 2022 and kept it today you would have made a much better return that buying bitcoin. ..Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

Terrible-Orchid-4274

Never done anything with leverage but couldn’t it get hi into an even worse financial situation? Is so then FOR GOD‘S SAKE DON‘T!

EirianWare

Almost green GOD candle, any news?

No-Elephant-Dies

>If you write savm it auto corrects to Scam. Yet people bought and got rekt. GOD BLESS CRYPTO. Bullmorning. Yeah it's hot over there

cryptokingmylo

"it literally can't go it's up" GOD

Csoltis

Going to the mooooooooooooooooooon (On GOD!)

fafrostod

When you invest in stocks every week, you really don't think about it or look at it even, but with bitcoin, there's always the new post of some GOD or OMEGA candle coming and because of that it takes a lot more attention out of life. Eventually, the insane moves will be done. It will become another boring asset, and you won't think about it at all. Enjoy this problem as it is a good one to have!

Samsonite_1604

BTC up $200 overnight!!! GOD CANDLE LIT!!!

DMforOpinions

GOD you are optimistic

jkeegan123

AND I TRYYYYYY..... GOD DAMNIT that's going to be in my head all day.

ianyboo

I'm in a eerily similar situation, have a job though. It's just that bills have been hammering me since November 2021 and I know the ***nanosecond*** after I finally am forced to sell my BTC (probably this month or mid Feb) that mythical GOD candle will probably manifest and I'll be kicking myself so hard... Sucks.

AssmunchStarpuncher

You guys can stop selling ANY GOD DAMNED TIME NOW THANKS!

Interesting_Ebb9052

This is the legendary post he made: I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC)

SterlingArcher80

Thank GOD someone else understands this! They can create "paper bitcoin" and manipulate the price however they wish now, just like precious metals. Why can people not understand the ETF was BAD for bitcoin?

InternationalRadio1

Is this the GOD and OMEGA candle that you guys have been talking about the last few days🤣🤣🤣

Bigddaddi

ETF aproval BTC to 1mil..... 🤣 the GOD candle. Smh the stupid sht you here in the Crypto space

Wendysmanager24

GOD CANDLE IS HAPPENING FOLKS WHERE ARE THE BEARS WHERE IS SELL THE NEWS??? WHERE IS 38K BULLS WIN let's have a fantastic year fellas

Wendysmanager24

Less than 25 minutes until the GOD CANDLE folks Where are the bears? Where is SELL THE NEWS??? Where is 38k? BULLS WIN AGAIN LETS GO

Wendysmanager24

Less than 2 hours until the GOD CANDLE folks Where are the bears? Where is SELL THE NEWS??? Where is 38k? BULLS WIN AGAIN LETS GO

Johndrc

Bitcoin etf approve = ETH GOD CANDLE 😄

meadowpoe

Its happening 100k GOD CANDLE in place

jwz9904

what's a GOD candle?

Bitter_Match4177

Congrats 👏 on being in this Space since 2013 I didn't hear about BTC til 2016 started watching it & wanted to Fomo in the 2017 4th qtr Bull run until I witnessed the sell off. Figured BTC was dead until 2020 Been DCAing at 15k entry all the way up to 69k I had 1.25 BTC then& unfortunately 🤦🏻‍♂️never knew that was top so like a crazy man I chased it down to double up position BTFD all the way back down too 16k but the next time we touch 69k at least I'll be holding 4BTC then BITCOIN IS GOD'S MONEY 💰

ClitFairy-

GOD GREEN DILDO incoming, I can smell it

Comar31

Oh yes because regular kyc bank accounts are stopping thousands of child traffickers and putting them in jail. Thank GOD for kyc banks.

wooly_torch

Do yourselves a favor and don't ever use Metamask for anything. Shit is glitchy as all hell and doesn't communicate with anything and BY GOD JUST KILL IT WITH FIRE.

sharebhumi

Oh my dear GOD what a divine idea ! ! ! !

TyroneWallinson

What if we see GOD candles the start of 2024 like we was at the start of 2023

ucantbm

Again same shitty question. Its simple, NEVER USE LEDGER GOD JEEEEZ

Immediate_Buffalo944

haha ON GOD (this one is gonna quadruple i feel it in my bones) but doesn’t even know what technical/fundamental analysis is) 😅

LowObligation745

So I didn’t really do either, & still lost my a$$… So far…. Continued to buy on the way down to 16k, KNOWING it would recover. Albeit, significantly to enthusiastically. After buying hundreds of $$$ of BTC weekly. Found a platform that I could leverage (gamble) 50x +! Needless to say, I siphoned my cold wallet bare- bone dry, ultimately catching falling knives! Looked at my history over the last 3 years +\-. Lost 100k+ over the life of the account. Only made back 20% in the past month. GOD SPEED - If I need to tell my wife why I f-Ed up when I told her to shut up and trust me that BtC will recover, yet our account balance; contradicts the sum of all the debits she can easily calculate = to much less than invested - At minimum to this point! SMH…

TheSausageKing

I’m a bad trader and I KNOW I’M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT’S GOING DOWN I’M GONNA SELL he he he and then they’re like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I’m not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I’m already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU’RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying “OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD” YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i’ve had some whiskey actually on the bottle it’s spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it’s payable in BTC)

FrontalLobeGang

ON GOD

CryptoTonya

Check out $GOD erc20

Adev22

I smell a GOD CANDLE incoming.

Millenial_X

Did anyone notice the major jump with GOD Coin? It's value jumped over 40x yesterday and seems to have settled at about 20X today. I fully expect it to drop back down, but it's interesting to watch. Most of my investments tend to be in the joke and crazy ideas like that, such as Doge Coin, Shiba Inu, Game Stop, and such. I find wild card ideas pay off more than one might expect. Does anyone else follow this logic? Whenever I share my thoughts on this, more often than not, people get offended.

redrumeight

And when you earned the money they put a tax on it. When you use the money on something you pay another tax on it. Unspent money at the end of the year? Tax time! And when you finally die, your kids pay tax on the inheritance. Wonderful system! Man, if bitcoin would not exist, i probably would probably just shoot myself. I am not even religious but GOD BLESS SATOSHI!

ProudBitcoiner

He is still the CEO or should I say GOD of Binance, just not officially.

Umpire_State_Bldg

Very first, while reading the white paper for the first time, "OH MY GOD! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR." Followed immediately by, "Oh, there's got to be a catch." I re-read the white paper, but no catch jumped out at me. So, I went over the white paper, sentence by sentence... "There's no catch. This is for real. I need to get some."

oopssomething

Did u ever notice that DOGE backwards is E-GOD. Thats should be frason enough to be all in

delrey2323

yeah I don't know shit, at least I know more than I did last bull run THANK GOD - I hope

wooly_torch

TIA showed me these events to be true by having me peer into its magic TIA ball - which is a fancy way of saying it’s ass - but oh my future with TIA looks so fine how can I sustain my excitement knowing that my whole world lay ahead of me. A lifetime of boundless riches and great civilizations on other planets. Immortality. Eternal transcendence. With TIA, I will be GOD! Hauahahauahahauababaiaha

BeenBannedSince2001

"XRP IS GOD COIN" - LOL, wake me when GOD can stay above 1000 dollars for at least a month or two. ETHE has got the juice. Hell I'd love to see even 777 at this point. Get it???

laughncow

WTF are you wating for LOL ? We are waiting for the coming GOD candle?

dztruthseek

I am an absolute genius for investing in SOL months ago. I just like the coin and how they improved Solflare. I AM A CRYPTO GOD ╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯

nerd2ninja

We should do a voiceover of this where the thing going on in his head is: "I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME\~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell."

ResolutionFirm9228

>harrypotterobamasonic10inu OH. MY. GOD.

R3asonableD1scours3

That image belongs on Facebook with the caption "Thank GOD our FOREFATHERS had the BALLS that this generation DONT. Thumbs UP if you AGREE. Hallelujah amen". Jesus Christ....

M1K3_B13N

YESSSSS THANK GOD I SEE THIS. i cannot believe my comment was DOWNVOTED in another post when i said BUY NOW seems like a lot forget where this came from

thec4nman

I'm all bagged out lol, so demoralizing. For the love of GOD - we all need a pump.

Odysseus_Lannister

F in the chat GOD DAYUM

B4Faded

My GOD how can you be such a Detarded idiot? All over a PHONE CALL. Did she ever have to think for anything in her life or was it just handed to her? Is the older generation just too trusting of strangers?

onebtcisonebtc

This video is like: - Everything that cannot be seen or touched is God - Air cannot be seen and touched - So air is GOD!