GOD

ozera202

I sense a GOD CANDLE coming

Luiaard_13

GOD was his second choice.

SaNDrO2J

So Satoshi is actually GOD 🤧 is is this new way of communication?

Adventurous_Ad182

You just blaspheme , wake up, have the holy fear of GOD

redeembtc

Bitcoin is not a religion. >GOD BLESS BITCOIN! 🥴

Interesting-Meat-372

Bitcoin is politics, money, a store of value, religion, equality, and freedom for anyone, anywhere in the world. GOD BLESS BITCOIN!

Escapement_Watch

Bitcoin is GOD's coin!

Hot_Establishment216

Bahahaha it's funny, I said earlier give me both but it gets to 77k and I'm like OH GOD MY SAVINGS 🤣 Its my fault. I was quite liberal with my dry powder before the drop so I'm feeling stretch to buy the dip

Individual_Hornet_60

Somebody please help me with 100 USD. Have a good heart and help the fallen. I'm having very great trouble finding any kind of employment, this amount will push me this week. GOD willing i will refund when i get a job, currently i have no friends and family just abandoned me. If you feel like you're willing, here is my wallet address: 1HC2a9DDMNZnZt7VfNy8rZKArZ3ze9zwaF . Thanks.

EversoEvil

You could carve out a nice living if you aren't into chasing money endlessly, i'd set up a few accounts that will deposit funds till 65. Other than that, travel a little, find out what you like and don't like. Pick up a easy skillset like carpentry and start creating things, plus its an amazing fall back career if things get thin. Learn a Martial art! Travel to Phuket in Thailand and Learn authentic Muay Thai for 6 months! You don't have an endless supply but you have enough to play the game of life for a some time. 500k in other countries goes far but you need to learn how those places operate or it WILL end badly. Or if you need to do some "Soul Work" I'm having a baby in may and i'm broke asf (because i'm paying down medical bills from when i had cancer, almost 2 years remission THANK GOD) swing by my twitch channel and drop a donation and I'll make you a painting and my pug will do tricks for you, and i'll do a cooking stream wearing a Orc costume. OR Cocaine and strippers if you are needing to scratch that itch. GOOD LUCK MAN YOU MADE IT!

VincenzoZen

YouTube watch , GOD BLESS BITCOIN

Forward_Ad_8103

You are so right! Trump is a GOD. He cannot be controlled. Nobody is a slave to more money! That is why he will not give tax cuts and will do his ULTIMATE BEST to help the bottom 50% of Americans! This is also the reason all cabinet posts of this administration are ORDINARY Americans. All of them are GOOD, EXEMPLARY HARDWORKING people. None of them are rich. They do not work for the benefit of the elite class. All of them work for the WORKING CLASS. This is truly a walhalla for AMERICAN society. THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM. I always wondered what that was. Now I know. MAGAFOREVER!!!

Forward_Ad_8103

As they should! Elon musk is a GOD. Who will put humans on MARS! Elon musk is going to save humanity from CLIMATE CHANGE! He is so smart be found out over 9000 thousand trillion usd fraud in usa government! BIGLY smart!

Boring-Might-8058

I was passing the street and thinking 🤔 where to buy yesterday . Car stopped which had number plate 7995 . Driver had Arabic emblem GOD sticker . I bought the dip at 79 k today 🤣

yokmubenisiken

The price will be like 87k-88k-87k-88k-... then BAM, 96k, 102k, 108k, OH GOD IT DOES NOT STOP 114k, 120k AAA I MISSED OUT 127k 141k AAAA!

Childish_Tycoon_Ship

OH MY GOD!! WE'RE HAVING A FIRE.....sale

ConversationTotal537

Bonanza Coin finally dropped THANK GOD

chapterhouse27

You are a literal GOD wow. Everyone likes you now amd no one is ridiculing you ever again just, wow, well done you guys. Awe inspiring

krakenluvspaghetti

I failed to, GOD DAMN them went all the way to asked me "SON! DID YOU INVEST? IT BREAK OUT 50k!(During2020)" And I was like: bruh

Diver_Aromatic

If you are willing to take 10k for a 100k object that’s very intent is liquidity…you are A) FUCKING STUPID or B) a scam AND FUCKING STUPID. All you have to do is see the fucking thing on literally ANY GOD DAMN EXCHANGE MORON!

Low_Answer_6210

You’re unbelievably stupid. Bitcoin rallied when it was announced trump won the election. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LOOK AT THE CHART AND FIND ME A POINT WHEN BITCOIN WAS HIGHER BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENT TRUMP WON. FKN MORON.

ozera202

for the love of GOD dont DCA this is a falling knife, i dca last cycle 2021-2022 and got slaughtered

c05d

Almost 62 dominance, GOD DAMN

Leviathan5555555

If you can manage to time the market then you are a trading GOD. Go for it and please document your trades here 😂

Mediocre-Stick7164

Oh dear GOD don’t even get me started on how much was spent on the DW way back in the day…. I’d have EASY 8 figures right now🥴🫠💀

wooly_torch

We are not in a bear market. I repeat. We are not in a bear market. Even better, we are in the 96k market where 96,000 is GOD and we must pray… and bow! and cry. Only then will 96,000 be appeased… for a short while, and then we commence the sacrifices upon the altar during the summer equinox.

FinanceLearner98

I for the love of GOD wish for my President of Mexico not to fucking release a meme coin in the future, although if she does, i hope is named Sheinbacoin.

_CloudKrazed

And still 99% of the posts here are useless and rubbish 😂 'wish I bought BTC in 2015' 'Michael Saylor = GOD' 'am I too late to buy BTC'

BlazingJava

THANK FUCKING GOD! Where my Ripple boys at??? 

StrangelyBeige

If anyone is getting a 2x in this market - SELL GOD DAMN! 😂

cheese20202

people last night who panic sold at $91-$92k range, GOD DANG IT, I MISSED OUT ON THE CRYPTO BULL RUN!! I DID MORE WORK AND WORKED HARDER JUST TO MAKE LESS MONEY

_th3gh0s7

Why is it TDS when people talk shit (i.e. truth) about your GOD (Great Orange Dump)? But it isn't when you all have cheeto dust all over your Trump branded shirts, scarfs, flags, hats, beanies, pants, diapers, maxi pads, shoes, watches, bibles, yard signs, mugs, jackets, bobbleheads, etc. etc.? Ya'll are constantly laying on the bed with him standing at the edge with his shriveled spray tanned dick so far down your throats that his wrinkled old nuts are resting over your eyes so you can't see what's really going on.

TripsterX

If you decide yo invest, PLEASE don't get sucked into the same trap as everyone else. AVOID MEME COINS FOR GOD SAKE. This is the casino of crypto, and it's where 90% of people lose money. It's what gives crypto its bad reputation. If you invest in coins with actual fundamentals, exposure, you're giving yourself the best possible reliability in the crypto world. Seeing as we are partially through this bull cycle, I would ask you this... What is your risk tolerance. Are you willing to invest now, and hope there is enough further upside to make the risk of a bear market worth it. Or would you be willing to hang fire and try to buy at lower prices in a year or two (when the next bear market should THEORETICALLY begin. I would definetely leave yourself with around 1.5k in your savings at any 1 time, so if I was in your position id only invest 2.5k, but that's your call to make. I know how easy it is to get carried away. At 57K i took my $13k savings and dumped 90% into BTC and 10% into Solana. I was fortunate enough for that to have paid off but it could very easily have not went that way. Good luck with whatever you decide 🫡

ozera202

I want a GOD CANDEL come out of nowhere and shock everyone

ozera202

Send us a GOD CANDEL ohh Heavenly Father 🙏

TheWillOfFiree

It's okay I UPPED 900k more after buying the top. I DONT FUCK AROUND GOD DAMNIT.

UhOhhh02

So this forum told me last week to go outside and touch grass for a few days and to stop panicking. Just back now, how we looki…. OH DEAR GOD

headphase

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE 😱 sale 😏

BtcKing1111

I'm not a fucking doughnut, yes self-custody  requires responsibility, that's what comes with not relying on a colonial banking system to validate your wealth. While the money in your bank and your real estate property, it is only yours until you post a critical comment on Facebook about Kier Starmer or Biden's family, and then it's ALL GONE.  Or GOD FORBID you send a donation to truckers during a protest the current government doesn't support. 

SubstantialCry3436

You will see alt coins come up when the FEDS try to implement a Federal Digital Dollar. Someone is about to get filthy rich, while most of the country will go broke, & starve to death. The great AMERICAN WAY! GOD BLESS AMERICA.🇺🇸

Jaded_Many7515

THE FUTURE IS SO GOD DAMN BRIGHT! We’re growing everyday and ya the market took a fat fucking hot today but literally EVERYTHING was fucking red This market is going to turn soon in a big fucking way and everyone knows it and getting into a new standout project like this at such a good price is how my fucking ass retires before I’m fully grey

yokmubenisiken

Seriously, people panicking are "OH MY GOD WE DROPPED SO MUCH". I go check the charts, we're above 100 fucking k.

No-Tank932

Coldcard Q. Best airgapped wallet. When you buy- buy the ColdcardQ, miniSD, and seedplate kit all from coinkite.com. Have it FedExed. If your webcam is having trouble with reading QR codes, Logitech C922x Pro Stream Webcam – Full 1080p HD Camera will do the trick. You can also used the miniSD instead of the QR method. https://youtu.be/FiNCG-7EN4A?si=qK1cl_cs4lu2GOD0 Is a tutorial video for the Coldcard Q. I recommend checking out the “BTC Sessions” channel on YouTube.

muttadile1

im coining a new term TGFC - THANK GOD FOR CRYPTO

TrustMeIAmNotNew

I once heard a quote that I live by forever and it was said to me by an older man, he said: “You better thank GOD that the world is full of stupid people and idiots, otherwise life would be very difficult for you if everyone was as smart as you”.

Nadiveamerican000

What the fuck does that have to do with humility? Having an ego in any sense doesn’t make you GOD lmao. This is the dumbest argument / master debate I’ve seen.

therealstevielong

this is some sad posting - you paid for 300 upvotes and you don't have a single comment. for people who want to join an actual community with real organic buyers look at ANARCHY. we are the ones with real upvotes and real comments on this thread. ANARCHY GOD DAMN IT

ricardolongo

I was 5 and I’m here telling myself “you were so stupid GOD DAMN”

thecuriouskilt

"Crypto is useless and has no value!" *person uses the value of Bitcoin to buy something* "OH MY FUCKING GOD!?! Are you fucking crazy?! That was so stupid!"

Carlo_6622

Hittler shocked thank GOD he didn't ask to kill all the BTC holders to get all the BTC 😂😂

Competitive-Rub-4270

Unironically clowning is hard. I am much more impressed by juggling than "OH MY GOD GUYS *stupid mouth open influencer face* YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS BUT *minor inconvenience/cheap gimmick*"

Fiddlediddle888

its seems like things could get pretty wild in the coming months, there is a lot happening, not saying hyperbitcoinilization but something like that, once we broke 100k and are sitting comfortably past it, its a good sign it will continue to push. The things that pisses me off is you cant say anything except BITCOIN IS GOD on the btc sub or they shit on you.

IAmSomewhatDamaged

Thank GOD I listened to a younger dude at work (I’m 37, he’s 26) when he RELENTLESSLY bothered me like 2 years ago and told me to set up a weekly auto-buy during the Bear Market. At the time, I did NOT want to do it because I had first entered crypto the previous cycle, and while I didn’t lose A LOT, I definitely got burned on some shitcoins and bought at terrible times (several falling knives). I was just going to walk away because I was as tired of it… but dude wouldn’t leave me alone about just sticking to Bitcoin!! I only have like .28 of a Bitcoin, but it’s looking NICE at a $33k average price! 👀

Rang5ta

I need to follow this guy and hit that bell button. He is the GOD of the opposite predictions!

Clownoranges

Yes, this was extremely scary, it's easy to see afterwards that it was a scam, but in the heat of the moment I think anyone could fall for this! I googled the zoom call scam, and read that someone lost 6million gigachad tokens to the same scam, thank GOD I did not click anything! The zoom call looked like it was loading, and the scammer tried to get me to click an "update zoom" button, and I thankfully did not click it, I think if I had, then they had installed malware. I am very nervous though, I hope they did not install anything or automatically download something, but I hope I am safe since I did not click it. I easily could have clicked it, the scammer kept creating a sense of urgency, making me think people were all waiting for me on zoom.

Clownoranges

Yes, this was extremely scary, it's easy to see afterwards that it was a scam, but in the heat of the moment I think anyone could fall for this! I googled the zoom call scam, and read that someone lost 6million gigachad tokens to the same scam, thank GOD I did not click anything! The zoom call looked like it was loading, and the scammer tried to get me to click an "update zoom" button, and I thankfully did not click it, I think if I had, then they had installed malware. I am very nervous though, I hope they did not install anything or automatically download something, but I hope I am safe since I did not click it. I easily could have clicked it, the scammer kept creating a sense of urgency, making me think people were all waiting for me on zoom.

UpperPercentage830

GOD SAVE THE KING. Our Most Gracious Majesty Charles III.

Forexisboring

My GOD you are just SO SMART! What are you, a 19 year old?

ImmediateShape4204

ETH GOD CANDLE to 4k!!!!!!

sDollarWorthless2022

My signal to get out is my YouTube page filled with thumbnails saying “btc to 500k/1M guaranteed” 500k isn’t gonna happen, at this point I believe youre not too late to make a killing on alts if you do the following: Don’t chase pumps (you see a coin pump 100%+ in a matter of days DONT BUY IT) Don’t buy more when everything is going crazy, lock in your positions NOW if you haven’t already, don’t wait for everything to double. when everything is going amazing and you feel like a genius that’s your cue to sell not buy And lastly and most importantly DONT USE LEVERAGE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT DO IT

Chewgnome

Every 1 btc you dont buy today is a 13 million loss in 20 years. -Michael Saylor GOD SPEED

Pyro3090ti

What's everyone talking abo... OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO!!!

Downvoting_is_evil

Everyone talks about BTC but it's already in prize discovery territory. Why isn't SOL $260 yet? I mean... GOOD GOD!

Select_Evidence7484

Dude. You use it as an investment vehicle for bigger things and you will do fine. Most people hone their skills or sold their capital to invest ‘big’ in bitcoin to get big. You will have your opportunity. When I was 19 I had 5k. I have been at same job and at 27 will end the year with around half a million post tax. I am blue collar worker, no handy outs, made a lot of mistakes but I have some rules and principles that work out really well for me and most importantly I thank GOD everyday for providing me with this opportunity to do well!! Just pray to God, ask and you will receive, work hard, and your wealth will come to you!! And most importantly NEVER GET GREEDY. But God will only give to those who are ready for it. Just remember, If you can turn 1k into 10k then you can turn 100k into 1 million. So don’t focus on the ‘gains’ focus on the percentage points, keep in your lane. Drown out the noise. Be grateful. Work hard. Find a great woman. Have a great family. And God will do what he needs to do!!

Fancy_Click_3048

I put 3k, 2k from my emergency fund. I’m already up 2k,thank GOD🙏🏽🤞🏽

Stray14

No Hoskinson. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Good-Obligation-3865

No! GOD NO! We are a 501c3 nonprofit that does hunger relief programs in Maryland! I'm talking about you opening your own Trust and then distributing out your crypto donations as you see fit, again, if you are in a charitable mood. I'll work with you to figure out what resources but that would mean going to a financial advisor. EEEKK I'm sorry if it came off like that!!

GordonGartrelle2020

Did you see what GOD just did to us maaaaan?

Anonymouslystraight

We’re about to get so many GOD candles in the next 12 months

ozera202

For the love of GOD plz short , I want to collect your liquidity

The_Conspiracist42

I’m not bearish and never have been, but i get sad when i see btc pumping, why? Because I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO BUY MORE GOD DAMMIT

veegaz

THANK GOD FINALLY SOME RED BARS I was getting way too worried with all the non-stop pumps

UWphoto

And GOD I want XLM to succeed!

Fun-Remote163

Bit Coin retired me, and has created a pathway for me to day trade and no longer work in corp america. THANK GOD

Thesteelman86

A new bitcoin based religion lol PRAY TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD CANDLE!!!

paszzz

Where is the Trump GOD coin ?

Wendysmanager24

People like me have been telling people like you to just hold because we have the ETF HALVING and ELECTION and to wait for the EOY GOD CANDLE, now you can either be sidelined or get on the train to gainsville

YogSothothIsTheKey

Guys Jim Cramer said Kamala Harris will win....ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOD CANDLE???

Tito_Otriz

Gold is a color..... Fiat is a car..... BITCOIN IS GOD ITSELF

MaximumStudent1839

OK. I used a lot of buzz about AI. But what exactly is this GOAT. It is a token to resemble a "religion" made up by a ChatGPT bot running on Twitter. Yes, you heard it right. These VCs are making up a fake religion to worship a chatbot on Twitter to make headlines for "AI crypto". Yes, ***GROWN-ASS MEN*** PRETENDING THEY BELIEVE A CHATBOT AS A ***SENTIENT GOD*** TO OVERTAKE HUMANITY. Why are these grown-ass men slopping the floor for a chatbot? It is because their career as VCs depends on it. They have turned themselves into "***goat fuckers***" just to get Silicon Valley to bat an eye on them. The financial nihilism for these ***goat fucking*** VCs is insane.

ozera202

SOL is my best purchase , thank GOD i bought a shit load when it dumped or i be in the red

vattenj

FED borrow money from GOD (thin air) and in turn lend to government, when that money is not needed, they return those money to GOD (thin air)

vattenj

In principle they could reduce money supply, but in reality who would do that? That is why you are seeing continuous growth of base money supply FED borrow money from GOD (thin air) and in turn lend to government, when that money is not needed, they return those money to GOD (thin air)

Wendysmanager24

Here we are ON THE BRINK of reaching NEW ALL TIME HIGHS folks. The bears were wrong yet again, and after many months of crabbing and establishing a new foundation near the ATHs of the last cycle we are finally primed for the GOD CANDLE We are in a POST ETF POST HALVING POST RATE CUT world with the uncertainty of an election about to be resolved in a matter of weeks. What an absolute tremendous time to be ALL IN on crypto instead of being a sidelined bear Thank you JPOW PATRON SAINT of the economy BULLS WIN AGAIN BTC 200K EOY AVAX TO 400

Wahhab_Mirza

My brightest moment is when FTX crashed and I was there scared to death for for my investment because I had all my bitcoin in Binance but thank GOD I got saved I made a lot of money out of it.

ifyoureherethanuhoh

Oh no! How could no one have EVER thought of something like this? How have we all been so blind? Thank GOD we have you. You are so much smarter than everyone else and your level of insight is extraordinary! Please PLEASE Mr visionary tell us mere mortals what to do instead! We beg you and all you infinite wisdom SAVE US Mr genius!!

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tianavitoli

OH MY GOD! I just can't believe this is exactly what I expected!

Mr_WildWolf

Revving up before the biggest GOD candle ever? 🤔 🚀🚀🚀

ozera202

GOD this market cycle in crypto is trash , the only coin that did some good move this cycle is SOL the rest did fuck all . im so over it either dump or pump we been in this rage for months. ive been patient for 4 fucking years

Local_Doubt_4029

GOD isn't real....BTC is!!!

ACIDODOMING0

Short at $62,200 for 2 years with a stop loss at $62,300... take profit at $10,000 My GOD I'm going to be a Trillionaire!!

tinyLEDs

OMG it's hot off the press??????????? Oh my GOD

Endless-OOP-Loop

Basically here's what happened: News: Iran is planning on firing a rocket attack on Israel. Investors: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I NEED TO SELL ALL MY INVESTMENTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ISRAEL OR IRAN! News: Dockworkers union is going on strike. Investors: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I NEED TO SELL ALL MY INVESTMENTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SHIPPING OR RECEIVING GOODS! NEWS: The president sneezed. Investors: OH GOD! OH GOD! SELL! SELL! SELL!

J4ckedPepe

It dropped by 4% in 60 days holy shit, at this rate in 4y there's no more bitscoins on exchanges (or maybe miners can find more 🤔) GOD CANDLE to 300k incoming!!!!! Who keeps selling then? Spot outflows keep going up... Spot btc keeps getting sold, spot just dumps and dumps, perps just long and long, let's see if we can push to millions with leverage alone.

Wendysmanager24

LETS GO AVAX MAKE ME PROUD Another 10% day another 19k USD LETS GO GOD BLESS AMERICA THANK YOU JPOW

HODL_monk

The great Wizard of Oz does not 'earn' things, I AM THE CREATOR, THY MOETARY GOD ! KNEEL BEFORE POWELL !

tianavitoli

all the "nobody knows shit about fuck" crowd are all in on the OMG PREDICTIONS ARE **CONFIRMED** THIS IS PREDICTED TO BE A FAILURE YOU SHEEPLE LISTEN UP THIS IS IMPORTANT GOD DAMN IT

DredTheEdD

My fucking GOD... DON'T GAMBLE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY YOU MORON do it yourself, or suffer the consequences when, or if things fail WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PLAN ON TELLING HER IF BITCOIN BOUNCES AGAIN?

hemzer

Oh GOD!!! that was the funniest ever.... LOL :-)