GOD

Fancy-Sentence-7081

Only read up to the part where you said you aren't selling em, YOU SON OF A BITCH I NEED ONE NOW GOD KING ORANGE BOI BE DAMNED WTF BRO IM SO MAD NOW

Every_Hunt_160

Wife: ‘Come on, go to sleep now’ ME: ‘I’M SHITPOSTING ON REDDIT FOR OUR GOD DAMN FUTURE DAMN IT!!’

mesutdmn

Even GOD can’t

Ar0war

Dude read the comment again. There is more chance of you wining the lottery +10 times than guessing a seed. It is pretty much imposible, to the point that the humanity would probably be not here anymore becore someone could guess the 12 words. Let alone 24 which is what most of us have + paraphrased. Bitcoin is VERY safe. It is a technological GOD that once created there is no way to destroy it. A protocol. On a side not, remember that to fullyy6⁵ get why the need of Bitcoin, you first need to understand the joke of a system we are in. Welcome to the rabbit hole.

OgBoomer91

I doubt it , the guy behind Eth is all Brain and dick aparently , and the one behind BTC is GOD , so hard to argue there

RiskyRabbit

It can’t be that b…. OH GOD MY EYES

rarerareflame

Moons at 31.5 cents GOD DAMN

0vindicator1

When I saw the uptick, this is exactly where my reasoning went as well. "OH GOD! FTX FAILED! EVERYONE GET OUT!" "OH GOD! A BANK FAILED! EVERYONE GET OUT!" "OH GOD! MY HOUSE BURNED DOWN, ALONG WITH ALL OF MY MONEY IN MY MATTRESS!"

Select-Struggle-9172

Some dude be like, “hey let me teach you about the $5 wrench attack” - “sure.” - “you see this wrench?” - “yep” - *bonk*. “Give me your wallet” - “Ooow. No!” - *bonk, bonk*. “Give me your wallet” - “Aaaahhh, STOOP!” - *BONK, BONK, BONK*. “GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WALLET RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ABOUT TO MEET UP WITH JESUS” - “ok ok ok here you go” - “thank you :>” - “I thought you were gonna teach me something, but instead..” - “I just did. Bye.”

sabys1

I also shared my seed once. I was not a part of this sub yet. I didn't know. GOD I DIDN'T KNOW!

concretefeet

Republican whatever. Y’all know this entire Reddit is infested with PRC and Anti- Capitalist fun. Besides the politics of this shit, let’s get down to brass tax and know who’s running the show. POS Blackrock, Soros, the Corporate/Political Elites with BIG BANKS. When you can make $16 million off $1 million??! “LENDING” and when you have to ask GOD about rates and what’s ok to charge your fellow man? What’s wrong with the world? Another lap pool isn’t fun anymore, it’s power over others and that’s the true greed. It needs to stop. I love bitcoin and efss as t ut stands for. I have none. I wish all of you to flourish and avoid big cities. Y’all are a light in a dismal slave world. Toodles.

DrPechanko

GOD who cares, wake me next US election please; get the current assclown out of office...and FREE XRP. Anyway not looking at XRP, and the outcome of the lawsuit.....isn't paying attention.

alexkeston

Did I wasted 4 years of my life on blockchain development, haven't been sleeping from Thursday for that project why? JUST TO GET CALLED SCAMMER BY SOMEONE WITH NO LIFE. STFU BRO. I HOPE GOD GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE

chance_waters

Good fucking GOD how does this have upvotes. Jesus fucking Christ. !remindme 5 years

SmeshU

Spx and its futures are trading at a 40BPS difference MY GOD

mishaog

MY FUCKING GOD EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S THE SAME TWO POST one telling that you need a lot of money to make a lot of money then another guy that makes a post saying it's not necessary then there is the comments about "to be a millionaire you start as a billionaire and lose all it all" Pleas guys can we be more original or at least wait a week before making the same post, sorry I had to vent this out it's tiering having to see the same post all the days

TripTryad

Oh GOD Powerledger... Yes oh lordy. lol.

Whatever3999086543

Stock futures are green! THANK GOD!!!!

baeiby

Doing GOD's work. Yeah...i'll see myself out.

eclectic_banana

I'm playing Gods Unchained since last summer. Earning around $1-1,5 per day in GOD$ token and assets that I can sell for ETH. It's a great way to earn some crypto especially if you like card games.

a03b

Glad I haven't seen any ads in the past two decades, GOD I HATE FKN ADS

Fluffy-Development86

If you get really good at the game you can make decent money but if you are average and dont invest any money into cards you may make 1-2 gods tokens a day (definitely less than 1 with a starter deck unmodified though) which equates to $0.3-0.6/day. They hard cap you at 10 ranked wins per day for earnings. You can resell cards but you have to get copies of them so you can make blockchain ones and a lot of them are worthless. Short answer is not really, but if the GOD token appreciates it may be worthwhile. The game itself is a pretty solid card game so if you like those types of games, think of the p2e as a side benefit.

Repulsive-Vanilla-16

Crypto is a GOD-GIFT for people of Falling Economy countrys

Setyman

Thank GOD the SEC only applies to the US.

ROBINHOODEATADIK

Well that or they’d reproduce and have little baby scammers with Madoff heads and SBF bodies ….. ( oh dear GOD … now I’ll have that image in my head the rest of the day 🤮)

SpicyTabasco18

GOD NO PLS NO, we've had enough with china baning BTC and unbaning and baning it again.

amaqinisohe

lots of them on my lists like MATIC, FIL, SAND, RIDE, and GOD's. just hoping for a good market condition with the bulls in total control of it this 2023. that's all that matters because lots of gems will pick up from it IMO.

Bloodspoint

As a big fan of crypto I mean this with the upmost respect, PLEASE FUCKING GOD NO, NO GOD NO NO NO

CaptainPirated

You're doing great work Yemen voice and I wish you all the best. The situation over there is just truly heartbreaking and I am not gonna lie I mostly skip news regarding Yemen/Palestine/Libya because I just can't handle seeing it 😢. May GOD bless you and us all ❤️

PeterStepsRabbit

Dude, you just reached top1 donator on my vault, how do you feel? One more moon for you! LET ME GET OFF REDDIT GOD DAMMIT

diamondbored

It's a BIG dream. To make thing be denominated in BTC, first BTC has to be sufficiently stable. Right now buying a specific car might cost 1.2 BTC, sorry, 1.23 BTC.. wait, 1.21 BTC err 1.28 BTC.. GOD DAMN! Stay the f*ck still BTC! /s

LAMAGLAMAusa

Robert Kiyosaki said it already… GOLD & SILVER is GOD’s currency while BITCOIN is people’s currency. That should tell you something right there.

azaxslo

Wow VTHO GOD candle on the daily VEFAM

Modern_Orange

*Everything is red* *Suddenly* MY GOD IS THAT BTC WITH A FOLDING CHAIR?!?!

lj26ft

Except for the part where they're doing selective enforcement to benefit themselves and the Ethereum monopoly. Kraken will never be able to offer staking in the US AGAIN ever. This sub may wake up to find the only thing available in the US is essentially ETH with no difference between it and the traditional financial system because it's the same fucking people behind Ethereum. Crypto was initially about financial sovereignty this sub has sold its soul to the Ethereum GOD and the shady ass US bank cartel supporting it.

jwz9904

didn't know idiot is opposite of GOD

ShartSpray88

I’m either gonna look like an idiot or a GOD!!!!

FldLima

Look. At that fucking smirk, GOD. I really wish this dude went to jail hard

Hawke64

Coinbase: "They're regulating kraken! And then they're going to regulate me! Oh my GOD!"

Mr_Eckert

I love Buttcoin... and Katt Williams: YOU NEED HATERS. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK A HATER'S JOB IS? TO FUCKING HATE, SO LET THEM MOTHER FUCKERS DO THEY GOD DAMN JOB. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? LADIES, IF YOU GOT 14 WOMEN HATIN' ON YOU, YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE FUCK TO GET TO 16 BEFORE THE SUMMER GET HERE. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU MAD ABOUT? FELLAS, IF YOU GOT 20 HATERS, YOU NEED 40 OF THEM MOTHER FUCKERS. WHAT IS YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? IF THERE'S ANY HATERS IN HERE RIGHT NOW THAT DON'T HAVE NOBODY TO HATE ON, FEEL FREE TO HATE ON ME. SIT BACK THERE AND SAY MY HAIR AIN'T LUXURIOUS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS, BITCH.

sacred_thinker

OH MY GOD , the originality of this joke.

jotunck

You earn $GOD tokens when you win games, you can earn and sell NFT cards but only the rare ones fused to high quality are worth anything significant... commons are like 1 cent each. Which isn't a bad thing if you're just looking to play. To be honest I haven't really seen any P2E game that lets you earn anything significant from playing the game. I'm fine with that though, games should primarily be fun and NFT tech should be used to enable more fun or ease of trading in game items between players in my opinion.

Repulsive-Lake1753

For the love of GOD, stop referring to this asshole as a kid. 30 years old.

ddraig-au

Yeah I knew of it at the start, but thought it would vanish like the cryptocurrencies I saw in the 90s. And people say "oh wow you'd be rich nowadays if you were mining back then" but 100% I'd have gone "OH MY GOD IT'S WORTH FIVE CENTS SQUEEEEEEEE" and gone and spent my $100 at the pub.

arthurwolf

This guy I was discussing crypto trading bot coding with on Telegram one day gives me a link to this Youtuber he's a huge fan of. Half a million subs, clickbait thumbnails, crazy claims. I click on the channel, scroll up to videos a month before, take a piece of paper, and every time the title makes a claim ("btc will go down to X in the coming week"), I check the video to make sure he's making that prediction, and note the prediction on the piece of paper. I take 8 predictions like this. Then I go look at the charts, and check how often he's correct. He's correct 3 out of 8 times. Which is similar to how good I would be if I made the predictions by flipping a coin. But OH GOD is the guys so incredibly confident in his videos... He'll sometimes use "weasel language", that is, making a prediction and the opposite prediction in the same video, sometimes even the same sentence, so that no matter what happens he "seems" to have predicted it. The craziest thing, is how incredibly rare it is for people to call him up on his shit in the comments. I suspect maybe he "sanitizes" his comment sections. Reminds me of those people predicting the end of the world. Say bull with enough confidence, and somebody will believe it.

arthurwolf

This guy I was discussing crypto trading bot coding with on Telegram one day gives me a link to this Youtuber he's a huge fan of. Half a million subs, clickbait thumbnails, crazy claims. I click on the channel, scroll up to videos a month before, take a piece of paper, and every time the title makes a claim ("btc will go down to X in the coming week"), I check the video to make sure he's making that prediction, and note the prediction on the piece of paper. I take 8 predictions like this. Then I go look at the charts, and check how often he's correct. He's correct 3 out of 8 times. Which is similar to how good I would be if I made the predictions by flipping a coin. But OH GOD is the guys so incredibly confident in his videos... He'll sometimes use "weasel language", that is, making a prediction and the opposite prediction in the same video, sometimes even the same sentence, so that no matter what happens he "seems" to have predicted it. The craziest thing, is how incredibly rare it is for people to call him up on his shit in the comments. I suspect maybe he "sanitizes" his comment sections. Reminds me of those people predicting the end of the world. Say bull with enough confidence, and somebody will believe it.

Vipu2

This is HUGE point, every single person that I have interacted and hates BTC/crypto always just mix everything in 1. FTX collapse? SEE THAT BTC AGAIN SCAMMING PEOPLE. BTC goes down 10%? AGAIN SEE? THERE THAT CRYPTO LOSING PEOPLES MONEY. Gemini bankrupt? OH GOD DONT TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THAT SCAM BTC!

economist_kinda

>OH MY GOD! MY WALLET HAS BEEN HACKED! This gives people the wrong impression that crypto wallets are not safe.

kirtash93

Almost 99% of scams consist of the human making a mistake and doing something stupid. I have always thought that there are "hacks" that should be renamed "human mistakes" and not hacks since they generate a bad reputation for technologies because people do not DYOR. OH MY GOD! MY WALLET HAS BEEN HACKED! No, you linked your wallet to a malicious website through a phishing email link bro.

Classic_Ad3154

Thanks for your input. I guess you didn't take the time to read and understand the post but others that did has contributed intelligently. So if you choose for so.e unknown reason to be disrespectful to me for whatever reason at least read some of the comments posted in the thread; you may leave a wiser person that doesn't need to be obscene to express your wealth of knowledge. GOD BLESS Have a great day. Smile.

Classic_Ad3154

The exchange of ideas on any topic that is relevant to you with minds of similar interest isn't wasting time. Also, I wouldn't post a question for feedback and not make myself available to respectfully respond to the people who take their time to honestly post their views on the matter. If you notice; I do not condem anyone's contribution. My life has been and is good with or without Bitcoin. But I not here wasting time, this is the time that I've chosen to do this. It is my opinion that if anyone thinks that they are wasting time here; then they should be doing something that they consider to be better use of their time. GOD BLESS. BEST WISHES

SuperSpicy97

Definitely not a GOD. 😅

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GuyWithNoEffingClue

OH MY GOD! So I just woke up and found the market has has been hard working all night long! Niiiiice

New_Accident_4909

Ugh what a trash list, my GOD!

Cryptomaxie

BTC trying it’s best, but sellers oh GOD!

Cryptomaxie

Thank GOD BONK is dropping from top mentions.

Cryptomaxie

Oh GOD a shit coin in top 4!

Cryptomaxie

I never liked green colour but crypto.oh GOD!

Fbastiat1850

Thank GOD the Gensler @ the SEC prevented him from spilling his guts under oath to Congress by charging him the day before he testified to Congress... /s

JeannValjean

2021: -50% means BTC would be $35k! OH MY GOD! 2023: -50% BTC would be $8k. Nice.

BumblebeeNo727

Oh My GOD ! What's going on 🤔

Shagspeare

*wakes up* OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TRENDS I MISSED!!

DarkChocolatRaisinet

OH MY GOD JUST GOOGLE "what is bail" FOR FUCK SAKE

Novel_Durian_1805

Oh THANK GOD! OP, who clearly traveled to the future knows exactly what’s going to happen! Funny he was still bearish on October-November 2021 when BTC literally hit ATH… But NOW….well, NOT now, but the NEXT low is the “bottom”! Thank you OP!

marxxy94

OK listen to me guys! I had drank a liter ov winfe alone, and I have recieved a messag from GOD himself¨! Today is teh Boottoms of beer market! I had bozght my dCA for the last mont of Dezemmber 2022 and Belivem me when iTell yu, THE "=23 will be BULLZH! Piss out, ME

lnfestedNexus

yall are tripping lol.. buy the dip my G. never doubt CZ GOD.

nerd2ninja

MOAR BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD \*ahem\* I mean yes its price went down, but the software is still fully functional.

Draker-X

>Yes, this is another 'GET YOUR COINS OUT OF EXCHANGES, YOU LAZY FUCK' post. It's also another 'STOP POURING MONEY IN CENTRALIZED SHIT COINS' post. Thank GOD, because we definitely needed another one of these.

Which-Ad-9338

POPE Coin is a scam. The entire ecosystem is just meant to generate transaction fees. Also, how inconvenient is it that you can only go through MARYSWAP to access GOD tokens?

ShowtimerHD

There is a GOD!!!

g_squidman

The article doesn't say anything about this, but I think these are the NFTs that are supposed to be non-transferrable. I don't like Starbucks, and I'm always skeptical of centralized corporations dipping into crypto, but certainly this has to be the correct way to do this. Reddit is being criticized right now for handing off the most valuable NFTs to insiders. This isn't something that can happen with the Starbucks implementation. There's no exploitation, because there's no money, no investing, no get rich qu- oh sorry... what I meant to say was adhslghas OH MY GOD i fucking hate NFTs I'll never understand how this appeals to ANYONE you can't do anyting with them stop being a sucker there's nothing you can even DO with them and don't tell me anything that contradicts this

Dharmahuasca

On a scale of 1 to 10, how possible do you think it is that DOT will morph into "Software" instead of a "Security"? I scale it 6, but GOD I hope it happens; it would literally launch DOT to the moon.

Dharmahuasca

On a scale of 1 to 10, how possible do you think it is that DOT will morph into "Software" instead of a "Security"? I scale it 6, but GOD I hope it happens; it would literally launch DOT to the moon.

Snowflake8050

OMFG how this is too funny. Doing GOD's work my fellow redditor. Binance account closed, scammer gone

GarugasRevenge

I forgot about fees, I've been wrapped up with the merge and unstaking for the next upgrade I forgot. I just haven't really felt like moving my BAT, XYO, GOD$, f2e, etc with the fees. I'd probably just get aave wraps for them honestly.

Cactuszach

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD wait wrong sub.

thebiltongman

I'm a GOLDEN GOD!

Z3LS3

Stop kink-shaming! *What are you doing step-wallet? Oh GOD Look how airgapped and open sourced you are!*

wahaha168

Thank GOD he said it's a con and didn't encourage anyone to buy. That's a Green Light.

hateballrollin

Holy GOD, they were BAD!

MindSecurity

>The point is the bottom is close if not already in. Please, for the love of GOD. Just stop. Oh lawd.

Castr0-

BTC as to be always on GOD TIER

Spmhealy_ADA

1.00 bag holder 5 digit in the red bag holder DEAR GOD YOUVE DESTROYED MY PROFOLIO bag holder Reporting for duty.

Chefboyaidin

And to lie about and mislead about Bitcoin, is like shooting yourself in the foot. Bitcoin is undeniable. It is the first and it will be the last to stand. It is like the Great Pyramids of Giza like the Statue of Liberty the Eiffel Tower of Paris the Great Wall of China. It is here and it has been built to last until the end of time. Long live Satoshi! 食パン以来の最大の発明。この惑星のエリート (トカゲの人々ではない) は、この通貨とすでに前に出ている小さな男よりも先に進む道を発見しようと計画しています.ビットコインを規制および制御するための解決策を見つけたら、彼らは停止を解除し、できるだけ多くの小さな人を置き去りにすることを期待して、全速力で前進します.私たちはレジスタンスです！ライン・ウォリアーズを抑えろ！ GOD DARN ラインを保持します。 PS: 愛は私の宗教です! ❤️

yourmom_fat_as_hippo

>"I strongly believe in blockchain as a way of transactions in the future, but the situation is very unfortunate. > >"We considered FTX because they were one of the most credible and solid, financially sound partners that were out there, and out of nowhere, you can see that a crypto company can basically be on its knees and gone \[in\] one week, and that shows how vulnerable the sector still is. > >"It's unregulated, and I believe it needs to find its way into regulations, because there's so many customers, investors, partners like us that have been left in utter disbelief \[as to\] what has happened." Yeah, blockchain is the futre, but we invested in CeX and lost a lot of money. So, we now want government to regulate crypto. GOOD GOD.

BetterCallMyJungler

They will probably use reddit nfts/coins or maybe special flairs like "DEGEN GOD". Pretty easy to get these things running.

FldLima

Pray to REDDIT GOD and wait for a drop. Worked for me

devolka

And Thank GOD for them!

LayPessimist

Lol, thats like giving your central bankers GOD MODE and NOCLIP, allowing them to see through walls all at the same time. Sorry, was an avid Quake and Unreal Tournament player back in the day…

Zoombluecar

I just went all in on GOD coin and 666 coin

Ill-Addition2024

"ETH IS GOD" Man some people want to marry crypto

Funny_But_Inhumane

GOD 2021 has been such a long year....

uwu_owo_whats_this

Thank GOD you didn’t have to pay short term capital gains!

kxlxxn

THANK GOD!!!! Im so grateful for this! Made my day :)