GOD

tinyLEDs

OMG it's hot off the press??????????? Oh my GOD

Endless-OOP-Loop

Basically here's what happened: News: Iran is planning on firing a rocket attack on Israel. Investors: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I NEED TO SELL ALL MY INVESTMENTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ISRAEL OR IRAN! News: Dockworkers union is going on strike. Investors: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I NEED TO SELL ALL MY INVESTMENTS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SHIPPING OR RECEIVING GOODS! NEWS: The president sneezed. Investors: OH GOD! OH GOD! SELL! SELL! SELL!

J4ckedPepe

It dropped by 4% in 60 days holy shit, at this rate in 4y there's no more bitscoins on exchanges (or maybe miners can find more 🤔) GOD CANDLE to 300k incoming!!!!! Who keeps selling then? Spot outflows keep going up... Spot btc keeps getting sold, spot just dumps and dumps, perps just long and long, let's see if we can push to millions with leverage alone.

Wendysmanager24

LETS GO AVAX MAKE ME PROUD Another 10% day another 19k USD LETS GO GOD BLESS AMERICA THANK YOU JPOW

HODL_monk

The great Wizard of Oz does not 'earn' things, I AM THE CREATOR, THY MOETARY GOD ! KNEEL BEFORE POWELL !

tianavitoli

all the "nobody knows shit about fuck" crowd are all in on the OMG PREDICTIONS ARE **CONFIRMED** THIS IS PREDICTED TO BE A FAILURE YOU SHEEPLE LISTEN UP THIS IS IMPORTANT GOD DAMN IT

DredTheEdD

My fucking GOD... DON'T GAMBLE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY YOU MORON do it yourself, or suffer the consequences when, or if things fail WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PLAN ON TELLING HER IF BITCOIN BOUNCES AGAIN?

hemzer

Oh GOD!!! that was the funniest ever.... LOL :-)

nothingivesaidistrue

Oh alts are up 0.5% more than BTC did, this is it! *btc goes down 2%* OH MY GOD ALTS ARE DYING EVERYTHING DOWN 20%!

Downtown_Try6341

you must have ment, bitcoin is better held long term to maximize its full potential rather than selling it in the short term. are you one of these kids expecting something from your parents or grand parents? someone once told me something too. you make your own way in this world, any help you get is a blessing from GOD....but don't expect shit from me! thanks Dad :(

SnaktoshiStakDaFroyo

Ohh cool which "old wallet"? THANK GOD it was "still active"!!1!1!!... so many of those darn old wallets are no longer active! And you had the "key" in an email draft!?!! An ooooollllldd email!? Thank heavens you could find that ooolllld key!! Great story! Really good use of your time making this shit up lol

Timely-Opportunity-5

Bitcoin and OP's decision-making, backed up by GOD

SpaceLord182

Not everything is about money, GOD! DONT YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IF WOMEN CAN GET ABORTIONS?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE WOMAN HATERS! - words from my ex girlfriend

DavidHallack

it is simple, if bit coin is 19.82 OH DEAR GOD BUY BUY BUY!

Every_Hunt_160

It can go down for months and one GOD Dildo erases all the losses

SOF2DEMO

Expect a reverse GOD-CABDLE by tomorrow lol

Tasigur1

Meanwhile XRP with a GOD-CANDLE 😂 + 21% within the last hour lol

EmuSea4963

Oh thank god for the analyst. Thank god the analyst said that. What would we do without them? I, for one, would be lost without the wise and omnipotent wisdom of the analyst. Isn't the analyst great? All hail the analyst. All who oppose the analyst must be cleansed. Blood for the analyst. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

nitsua_saxet

And you reply, “None of your GOD DAMN business”

XBThodler

I think the title "GOD BLESS BITCOIN" is a play on the "IN GOD WE TRUST" phrase found on banknotes. It's likely meant to highlight the evolving nature of trust and value in our financial systems, rather than mixing religion with cryptocurrency.

Classic_Ad3154

Read and learn My Friend, we are not here to start arguments with senseless confrontation; we are sharing information, experiences and ideologies which helps us all to better understand the market we are in and hopefully benefit or at least be able to access and analyze points of views wider than just being on our own and only learning from our our experiences or mistakes. Enjoy our input, as I have just enjoyed others responses and do your endeavor best to contribute constructively. GOD BLESS Have a GREAT DAY.

_RonPaulWasRight_

YEARS AGO???? GOD DAMN DUDE. Man, FUCK REDDIT. Just, fuck this entire damn sub. Posting stuff like this from YEARS AGO. Wowzers. For a moment I thought it was really good. Don't post shit from years ago. Jesus. Timely stuff only.

Charming_Jury_8688

I say DCA into other assets (and maybe btc too). Nothing crazy maybe 10% (SPY, Gold, CLOs). Youve done the hardwork, you know how to save and grind. Just life advice: Dont ever put yourself in a position where you lose your btc, obvious things like DUIs, marrying the wrong chick, buying a money pit house. Have a emergency fund so you never need to sell your assets. You've done the hard work, now you need to protect your capital. This is actually the hard part. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL NO ONE YOU HAVE BTC. You're still young, your next goal is to figure out what is important to you- it may not be what you think now. So try different things, make small mistakes, learn from them. You have lots of time. if you stay healthy your 30s are going to be lit. Trust me as a 32 year old dude, its like 20 but with more money and respect (if you play your cards right).

BMB281

Volatility??? In Bitcoin!? *OH GOD*

mrg2483

is the wrath of GOD over? Can I come out now?

SwingNMisses

I AM HODLING. I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time.  Still wrong.  w/e.  GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.  so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC).

Ok_Statement1359

They don't have patience. that's what diff. If u look every summer after halving ther is summer sell out, and dump But they don't look that. Most people just want to buy, and earn same month. or even day/week. That's not how it goes. If that- everyone will make money on crypto. Luckily the smart ones live from those people and TNX GOD They exist. They buy top, sell bottom XD Because they scared lil chickens.

Tvmouth

"In God we ~~Trust~~ VERIFY." Ok, fine... tattoo it on every Satoshi of each Coin. If it *lubricates adoption*, do it. Seriously, not even joking... IN GOD WE **whateverthefuckittakes!**

DontTellSmokey

Oof. One of my homies ended up on a ledger look-alike phishing site last week. Woke up this morning to 16k worth of his ETH drained. I feel bad because he's relatively new in the space, but for the love of GOD everyone please be sure you're on secure sites. And for the love of FUCK do not ever ever ever ever put your keys anywhere online.

Any-Sky-9218

And you don’t know what influence has to do with decentralization??! LOLOLO MY GOD FULL RETARD. Have you not paid attention to what impact influence has in politics? My god. Full. Fucking. Retard.

Fiddlediddle888

If you have been selling every time we get over 70k, GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL! I'm SICK OF IT! STOP! If not then disregard.

ZappaSays

Seriously! 71K O MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING *dips to 69,800* the fuq?

QuicheWithaspoon

GOD tier meme with a goated meme maker factory churning out 24/7. SEND IT

ProfitProphet_420

Put it all on $WOWWWW AND BECOMEA GOD

Daytr3der

Sorting out bills for people in need of financial support/freedom first 7 person to message me “ GOOD GOD “ All love ❤️🫶 go to my page click on my picture and send me a dm.

Mark_Logan

SEC: I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO TRADES SHENANIGANS! Retail: Hey Robinhood, what’s that thing you like to do with pay for order flow?

IAmSomewhatDamaged

My dick is fucking ROCK HARD. I’m a guppy, but God damnit… for once in my life I might have made an excellent decision for my future! Thank GOD I set an auto-buy every week like 2 years ago and didn’t ever cancel it. DCA really is the way to go (for several reasons).

ResonanceCascade1998

The economy is broken. That's why I hold fucking dogs and frogs. I would of never touched these projects last cycle, didn't toss more than $15 in for Shib. Now look at me. Oh how far we have fallen but by the same token, risen. No puns intended. Also shilling $Kendu cause GOD DAMN that chart is looking sexy right now among other reasons. DYOR

FormalBananaSuit

I almost had my entire bag locked forever today. Was able to figure it out but a word of caution that I've heard hundreds of times but with repeating..... If you have old cold storage wallets make sure you know where the seed phrases are written down!! I lost mine a very long time ago and was too lazy to move funds and reset it. Then the computer where my ledger wallet was set up started giving me a "no hard drive detected" error. Crisis averted THANK GOD! 😅

UrAn8

$trac origin trail. DePIN, AI, RWA, supply chain GOD

Beyonderr

Good DOGs have to go to GOD. It only makes sense.

Beyonderr

RIP! There's gotta be a reason why DOG is GOD spelled backwards.

HOBrTheBailiff

Happy Bitcoin piz...OH MY GOD KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Psymonex

GOD candle

DogCallCenter

OH GOD OH GOD HASHRATE PLUMMETING \*reads article* >According to data from BitInfoCharts.com, the Bitcoin network’s hashrate dropped to its lowest level in two months Oh...

Visara57

GOD candle wtf just happened right now, dropped 1K in 1 minute

Talkless

>I’m NOT Selling Bitcoin ~~Until The First $1,000,000 GOD Candle Melts The Faces of Everyone Who Ever…I’m NOT Selling Bitcoin Until The First $1,000,000 GOD Candle Melts The Faces of Everyone Who Ever…~~ FTFY

2LostFlamingos

“GOD candle” suggests sudden movement.

_RonPaulWasRight_

EXACTLY. Adjust the mother-effer for inflation. GOD DAMN. People love posting this garbage, but without a seriously accurate inflation adjustment, it is MEANINGLESS. Also, if I wanted to read tweets...I'd go to Twitter. This is totally unoriginal.

nyaaaa

True. Wait, how are we typing and communicating here. GOD DAMN TAX DOLLARS

hcm1976

Oh happy you agree with me! Yes of course my list was by no way being complete, Swan content is amazing and also on my daily list (I love Dante’s daily show, he is a Great guy) and Alden/Livera are in the Sean team now… I also listen to most (not all) of “What Bitcoin did”podcasts just skipping the first 10/15 mins, Real Vision (even if I don’t agree with Raul opinion on Ethereum), Lex Fridman episodes with Ammous, I also follow the episodes of David Lin, Kitco News and Stansberry on Bitcoin and so many other to list here.. but none of them are the “OH MY GOD riiiiiippiiing “ The Moon style YouTuber I hate those guys but whatever… the incredible thing about bitcoin is how to much more to learn… once you think you know, you realize there are so much more angle to explore… just yesterday I listen to a very intresting podcast of “why bitcoin should not Ossified” very intresting I learned a bunch of things on the software I did not know. Also bitcoin is money, is freedom, is politics, privacy, human rights, hope, technology… there are so many angles to bitcoin that it truly includes the whole human experience in it. This is why I don’t get bored learning something new everyday

BirdLooter

"fReE hEaLtHcARe!!!!" if almost 70% of your income goes away for taxes (45% + 20% VAT), i'll gladly pay less taxes and ik exchange the medical bills myself, thanks a lot! stupid fucking dumbass germans. let's plant more trees, pull them out to plant more trees again on the same spot! infinite trees!! we only care about NUMBERS!!!!!!!! GOD OF CLIMATE!!! PLEASE OBSERVE WHAT GOOD WE ARE DOING FOR YOOUUUUU

zazensmkk

Because u bought it thats why bitcon not pump yet. U need to sell so we can see the GREEN GOD CANDLE

Humans_r_evil

lol jokes on you bro, bitcoin will be worthless too due to the transactions, same with etherium. I got all my bags in XRP, I will become the GOD of the new world!!

Ar0war

You can't time it. Last bear market when it diped I didn't even thing on selling. If I sell for 40k and then it pumps to 45k I will buy back 1000% "what if it doesn't dip more?" Everything is soo obvious when you look it from the future. In the present moment it is not. So I just hodl. I am not a trader not even want to be. This is the reason why the guy who posted first the "hodl" and where the meme was born, here is a copy-paste from this post: " (1), Nestade (1), euhctcyn (1), chipi48 (1), Fitzy (1)  #1 I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time.  Still wrong.  w/e.  GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC)" Thank you GameKyuubi. You were on of the first to arrive the cithadel

All_The_Good_Stuffs

Golden rainbow GOD candle 🕯️

courtneyjohn797

OH MY GOD NOT 58k

BobbyZ122

Three things 1. never keep your crypto on an exchange(if it's not your private key, it's not your crypto) 2. Put your tokens on a decentralized wallet with a secure key device, like a Trezor or a Ledger. It will always be secure and PRIVATE 3. NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES share your seed phrase or private key with ANYONE. Keep it written in ANALOG in a SAFE or LOCKBOX If you do these things, it will take an ACT OF GOD to steal your crypto

grobyhex

I'm new to bitcoin and just watched a video from May of 2021 and the guy was saying how everyone calling for 300k was probably not gonna happen and that maybe 100k was in the cards. My GOD that run from March 2020 to March 2021 must have been insane. Of course people probably thought 300k was in the cards.

cryptokid2140

GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME\~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC)

ScoobaMonsta

MY GOD! OP and the other solana fanboys in here just refuse to acknowledge the centralisation. These people have zero understanding of what crypto is all about! They think Speed and centralisation is more important than security and decentralisation. Mind blowing 😂

theunrealmiehet

\>BTC is down 2% \>OH MY GOD BITCOIN IS CRASHING, SELL SELL SELL \>BTC is up 2% \>OH NO FOMO I'M DEPRESSED WHY DIDN'T I BUY THE DIP

sporadicmoods

Michael saylor is a bitcoin TRAP GOD 🔥🔥😎🙌🏽🙌🏽

Y3S2

Stoneface GOD whilst DCA into Bitcoin 🗿

sickingajay

this happens every time. Everyone turns into the best predictor and some end up calling themselves GOD lmao

IAmSomewhatDamaged

Very true. The ONE thing that will make you almost immune is when you finally have a decent amount at a good average price. I made a chunk buy of like $2k almost 2 years ago, then I turned on a DCA for every single week. Thank GOD that I started doing that DCA that long ago and forgot about it because I KNOW I wouldn’t have bought much back when sentiments were low and we were balls deep in the bear market. Continuous bad news week after week, month after month will get to you after awhile. Thank GOD the younger dude at work kept bugging me about buying it back when the price was beaten down.

CryptoTonya

I believe $FAC and $GOD #memecoins I believe in the good things coming

PovasTheOne

GOD I LOVE BCH!!! And i love this sub for hating BCH. Because the reason i bought it, is because this sub hates it. And this sub hates making money. so to 2+2 equals WHO CARES?

ilovesaintpaul

No shit. What I came here to say, but it's nice to know other ppl find that as hilarious as I do. "THE GOD CANDLE IS HERE! THE GOD CANDLE IS HERE!"

bustervich

**OH MY GOD THERE’S A FIRE** ^^sale

Cactuszach

OH MY GOD SELL NOOOOOOW! /s

giraffesbluntz

How can 2030 be 6 years away when it’s only 2024444444-OH MY GOD

riscten

# GOD DAMN IT, THIS AGAIN?!! [IT'S NOT HAPPENIING!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1bd32kl/comment/kulvp6v) Quit posting about it.

observer942

Why what happens if I zoom inOH MY GOD ITS GOING TO 0!!

G_Star_X

Bitcoin losers.. What you gonna do when all the power goes out?? Yall act you a future telling GOD or something.. But when them grids go down that yo ass..

dopydon

thank GOD im in alts and not BTC

Wendysmanager24

Inflation report coming in 0830 EST tomorrow Then markets opening GOD CANDLE ON THE HORIZON BIGLY green portfolios for the bulls LIFE CHANGING MONEY WOOOOOOOO

Wendysmanager24

Inflation report coming in 0830 EST tomorrow Then markets opening GOD CANDLE ON THE HORIZON BIGLY green portfolios for the bulls LIFE CHANGING MONEY WOOOOOOOO

TexasBoyz-713

I had a nightmare last night that I held more fiat than I did crypto. **GOD** that was scary.

BrunoNFL

OH GOD, the misinformation

_Zlatan

GOD himself could come down to earth, claim btc as a miracle, and the butt’ers would still do their thing , at this point that sub basically a circle jerk subreddit where hate/envy is the main driver

Wendysmanager24

MARKETS OPEN GOD CANDLE INCOMING BULLS WIN AGAIN BIGLY green portfolios in a new frontier of price discovery SIDELINED BEARS IN SHAMBLES

vattenj

It is not about the notes, notes are the least significant part of newly created money, most of the money is created as debt, borrowed from the GOD

wrongdirection00

$TYBD BASE DEMON will soon be the new BASE GOD. All hail the base demon. Based team.

Bitbij

Bitcoin is GOD’s money , it’s not for everyone.

IAmSomewhatDamaged

I was new last cycle, and bought most of my BTC around $45k (just a couple grand at the time). When it started to dump after ATH, I panic sold it all RIGHT before I started to lose money (so broke even pretty much). I hopped back in and bought my biggest chunk like a year or year and half ago (when BTC was around $18-$20k), and have been DCAing weekly ever since. Thank GOD I started that DCA during the Beat and just forgot about it because I now have a GREAT position. I fucking KNEW it would pay off eventually!!