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Shares hedging - like Calendar position, except Dynamic & Better
YOLO on ViaPlay (SHORT until death or glory) YOLO
XI JIN PONG 900 IQ 3D chess MOVE, by passing NEW US AI chip BAN, XIs makes century EGGs ??
I gave an LLM current news about companies and asked it to write a news digest like it was Jim Cramer
Wall Street Newsletter S03E03: "These Violent Delights Will Have Violent Ends" ( Part 1)
Technical analysis is dead. Fuck you in the cup and handle
Historically low VIX/MOVE ratio signals trouble for the stock market.
*buzz* Mega MOVE UP and Mega DD on Atossa Therapeutics (NASDAQ: ATOS)
PXMD PRIMED TO MOVE AGAIN!! Shorties are over 400% and very few shares left to short.
This Weeks Watchlist was Absolutely Stellar + New Sector Takeover
Credit spreads have room for increase
GS Tactical Flow of Funds (Sales & Trading Desk, Mar 2 '23) -> Flows, Positions, Gamma, CTAs & Vols
GS Tactical Flow of Funds (Sales & Trading Desk, Mar 2 '23) -> Flows, Positions, Gamma, CTAs & Vols
GS Tactical Flow of Funds (Sales & Trading Desk, Mar 2 '23) -> Flows, Positions, Gamma, CTAs & Vols
Tactical Flow of Funds -> Goldman Sachs Sales & Trading on CTAs, Vols, Gamma, Flows & More
GS - Tactical Flow of Funds (Mar 2, '23) -> CTA, Vol, Gamma, Positioning & More
$GNS Bag Holder's Delight | (200K) Unrealized Loss | Holding ~63K Shares
...𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙨𝙠𝙨 𝙤𝙛 *𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧* 𝙑𝙄𝙓 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠 ~ 𝙉𝙤𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙖 𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝
...𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙨𝙠𝙨 𝙤𝙛 *𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧* 𝙑𝙄𝙓 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠 ~ 𝙉𝙤𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙖 𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝
Nomura (Quant Research) - Assessing the Risk of Another VIX Shock...
𝗡𝗼𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗮 (𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗻𝘁) 𝗔𝘀𝗸𝘀.... "𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝟬𝗗𝗧𝗘 𝗢𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗩𝗜𝗫 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸?...
𝙉𝙤𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙖 𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 ~ 𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙨𝙠𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙑𝙄𝙓 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠
BAD ACTORS VS ROGER HAMILTON & #GNS. #GNS EXECUTES A TRIPLE PLAY IN THE FIRST INNING!!! RETAIL UP TO BAT. SCORE BAD ACTORS ZERO. #GNS AND RETAIL???
$OPEN$ BIG MOVE COMING $5+ by fri open 20 million shares short
$EXLA ON THE MOVE TODAY from a 52 week low 🤷🏽♂️
$ATNM near Buy Zone + $COSM long AND short setups for the week
How did the banks hedge the Credit Suisse rights issue ? The FT tries to crack the case
NEW BUY RECOMMENDATION INVACARE CORP. OPPENHEIMER (REGIONAL BROKERAGE FIRM) MAINTAINS OUTPERFORM , BUT LOWERS PRICE TARGET TO $2.00 FROM $5.50.
Michigan Sentiment WE MOVE SPY DAILY NEW HIGHS
NUWE .... past month .. Doubled on high volume , pulled back on very light ...
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fed - a Bearporn Saga
How I will make more money on BBBY
Can y'all help a minnow with his first yolo?
The CNBC story about a 20 year old college student who made "110 million" trading BBBY was a literal psyop to crash the price
Federal Reserve Conference on July Rate Hike Decision (75BPS) :
Federal Reserve Conference on July Rate Hike Decision (75BPS) :
Federal Reserve Conference on July Rate Hike Decision (75BPS) :
Looking Into a Cryptocurrency Stock MOVE - $OLB
Global Hydrogen Expert Appointed Chairman of Advisory Board for Progressus Clean Technologies
Global Hydrogen Expert Appointed Chairman of Advisory Board for Progressus Clean Technologies
ATER is a bad company, there are not fundamentals to back up this move. Be careful with this play
Progressus Clean Technologies Announced As New Name And Brand For Leading Green Hydrogen Company, AES-100 Inc
$GOLD DD: Probably the Stupidest Play Posted Here This Year, But Hear Me Out
ABERDEEEN INTERNATIONAL INC - AES-100 TECH my next BIG BET
How to avoid IV crush as a retarded earnings gambler
$XCUR let’s get this to $BNGO .20-$15 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 WE ALL NEED THE BIG WIN AFTER SHIT FEW MONTHS. I FINALLY FEEL ALIVE WATCHING THIS TICKER MOVE.
Leading Green Hydrogen Company, AES-100 Inc., Achieves First Major Milestone And On-Track for Accelerated Commercial Development of Home Power Unit - MASSIVE!!
Leading Green Hydrogen Company, AES-100 Inc., Achieves First Major Milestone And On-Track for Accelerated Commercial Development of Home Power Unit - MASSIVE!!
Aberdeen International(TSX: AAB) Announces Election of PinakinPatel, Inventor of AES technology, to the California Hydrogen Business Council
Aberdeen International Inc. (TSX: AAB, FR: A8H, OTC: AABVF) Announces Election of Pinakin Patel, Inventor of AES technology, to the California Hydrogen Business Council (CHBC)
Aberdeen International Inc. (TSX: AAB, FR: A8H, OTC: AABVF) Investee, AES100 Inc. Reports Accelerated Commercial Development of Green Hydrogen Solution
$PIXY - This stock has potential!!!! EASY SQUEEZE IF EVERYONE JUMPS IN
YOU CAN'T MOVE THE DEVIL'S LINE with option. OMG. Which side is shill? The battle continues.
Aberdeen International gearing up Hydrogen solution
Aberdeen International Inc. (TSX: AAB, FR: A8H, OTC: AABVF) Investee, A E S 100 Inc. Reports Accelerated Commercial Development of Green Hydrogen Solution
Aberdeen International Inc. (TSX: AAB, FR: A8H, OTC: AABVF) Investee, AES100 Inc. Reports Accelerated Commercial Development of Green Hydrogen Solution
AVCT IS READY NOW. LIKE YESTERDAY NOW
NAKD COMPLETES MERGER WITH CENNTRO. THIS COMPANY IS NOW AN INCREDIBLY UNDERVALUED ELECTRIC VEHICLE COMPANY THAT IS ALREADY HIGHLY PROFITABLE!!!
BEWARE OF THE ACTIVE PUMPERS ON HERE (WE NEED TO BAND TOGETHER TO ADD TO THE LIST)
ITCI .. Major News .. Approveal for thier Drug for Bipolar 1 & 2 treatment ... instant buyout candidate
PTPI ON THE MOVE!! Lets get it peepz 🚀🚀🚀
Shorts think they have until 12/14 to cover their WEJO positions... WEJO stands for "We Journey Together" - is it to the moon?
Shorts think they have until 12/14 to cover their WEJO positions... WEJO stands for "We Journey Together" - is it to the moon?
LGVN IS GOING MUCH HIGHER 2.72M FLOAT 3M Shares SHORT
Colon-focused, targeted, efficient drug delivery [think tool vs IBS, Cancer, etc. $##B market!] and fecal test sampling via a SMART PILL. This is a medical game changer and stock ON THE MOVE! Worth a few minutes of thought?? Me... YOLO! 🐸 $PROG
Colon-focused, targeted, efficient drug delivery [think tool vs IBS, Cancer, etc. $##B market] and fecal test sampling via a SMART PILL. This is a medical game changer and stock ON THE MOVE! Worth a few minutes of thought?? Me... YOLO! 🐸
Colon-focused, targeted, efficient drug delivery [think tool vs IBS, Cancer, etc. $##B market] and fecal test sampling via a SMART PILL. This is a medical game changer and stock ON THE MOVE! Worth a few minutes of thought?? Me... YOLO! 🐸
OUT OF 9 E/R SDC HAD ONLY 2 GOOD AND INSTITUTIONS Own 63%
IF you missed NEET and DOBO, I got just the thing for you.
$AAPL FUCKED ME ! STILL HAVE $75,000 to lose… WHATS MY NEXT MOVE ?
$MRAI HAS A VERY LOW FLOAT. IT WILL MOVE FAST. Good luck
$SGAM off of $DWAC the TRUMP SPAC $IRNT type move is possible
$SGAM DVD Kiosk and Streaming business OFF of $DWAC TRUMP SPAC
FOMO Corp. (FOMC) a penny stock just made revenue.
Join Uranium gang and why you should buy LEAPS for 2023. $CCJ but also the broader uranium market
Join Uranium gang. my reasons why this will play out faster than you think $CCJ
BIG MOVE MONDAY PRE MARKET!!! Prediction from WILL MEADE !!!!!!
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META needs to stop being 🅱️ETA and MOVE
we’re you an ex long on here that lost a ton and are now salty. you don’t sign an eo and use the language MOVE to final rule without doing anything
that is even better. Note the language, CONCLUDE the process which has been going on longer than a YEAR. MOVE to PUBLISH a FINAL rule which would RECLASSIFY Cannabis. can't get more bullish.
Bruh 9% IMPLIED MOVE for MU, it’s gonna milk those premiums who ever sold them
With everything fucking in me FUCK META FUCKING DOG SHIT FUCKING STOCK ANY TIME I PRESS BUY ON THIS FUCKING TRASH IS DOES THE MOST OVERDRAMATIC FUCKING MOVE FUCK YOU
This has to be hell it has to be I swear like it’s crazy how HOOD WILL ONLY MOVE WHEN SPY IS ON A DOWNTREND WTF
Open your eyes....SPY and tech going down...WEEDSTOCKS positive...MOVE YOUR MONEY NOW
**WSB when no price action for hours:** FUCKING MOVE, SO BORING **Baseball fans:** https://preview.redd.it/h7oyrvmjq07g1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=25f8c1534628743e88ed0cd73950bfcfd33f2358
Post NVDA earnings you pussy dumped 20 dolla. Now FOMC rate decision, you lack the testicular fortitude to swing it? Go on then, show me your fancy dymanic hedging and swing SPY/SPX. SHOW ME VOLATILITY!!!!!! Where is the billion dollar algo running on billion dollar FPGA infra? MOVE da market!!!
I quit smoking and it took another major alteration to my life that could keep me distracted from my need for a drag. We moved across the country when I quit 14 years ago. I understand that's not a solution for anyone but I understand it wasn't the MOVE that helped me quit but the 'move'. Find your other move to make. I wish everyone the same success who wants to quit addiction. I can confidently say there is nothing I crave about it anymore.
Same shit different boring ass day on spy. WHY DOES THIS SHIT ONLY MOVE OVERNIGHT
Can this fucking fucking price range finally be set free. Jesus christ. Ligerally just sideways with the littlest bit of up and down. FUCKING MOVE
Amazon $AMN geta price upgrades legit weekly at $270-315. SHIT DOES NOT MOVE LOL. gotta be one of the worst big companies ever to own.
Selling options and buying short dated calls on Amazon is FREE money. Shit moves - but doesnt MOVE. Sells easy aswell. but... when 250 AMZN
Ok. PSTG WILL make a HUGE EARNINGS MOVE You heard it here first.
🥭 at 2pm: “IN A HISTORICAL MOVE, I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE MYSLEF AS THE NEXT FED CHAIR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MANNER”
Whoa hold your horses and don’t do anything hastily and especially based on “advice” from Reddit. While what everyone here is saying is correct, ie be more active and find low cost index funds, THE WAY YOU EXECUTE the plan has to be well thought out. Because we only have limited information, WHAT YOU SHOULD DO depends on having a complete picture. As far as I can tell, you are in some kind of tax advantaged annuity so you really need to make sure you move out of it judiciously so avoid any potential capital gains tax or penalties. Unfortunately, you will need someone who has access to information about your funds and the knowledge base to recommend HOW TO MOVE your money. Especially given your lack of any financial literacy (not meant as an insult it’s just a statement of fact) you want someone like a FA to help you move the funds into an appropriate account type (I’m assuming this is a tax advantaged retirement fund so you’d need an IRA of some type) Again don’t do anything hastily because the money spent on an advisor to help you move the funds (or if you already pay for it through ML and they are fiduciaries) will be well worth it in terms of preventing a VERY costly taxable event and/or penalties!
MY MOVE TOMORROW? I WANNA MY MONEY BACK https://preview.redd.it/etzbtludah2g1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0cdc9e3db5c6cbfb9cd0f224ff5b67720963ff
SGBX is SAFE AND GREEN LMAO MOVE OVER NVDA SGBX IS THE MARKET NOW Can't wait to meet you So join the animatronic family We open real soon Try your best to hold onto sanity Come get to know me And you won't want to leave after tonight Down here, we're lonely And we would love you to join us for a bite
fr, everyone and their mother got calls riding on NVDA earnings would be a REEAAALLL DICK MOVE if market fucked all those calls.... reeeeaaall dick move.
OHHH SHEET! $CYPH CYBERPUNK ON THE MOVE! https://preview.redd.it/52m015vah91g1.png?width=981&format=png&auto=webp&s=a08ec7ef75ed68b6380fae42223ebce997fe88b1 JUST GOT ANOTHER BUY SIGNAL!!! LET'S GO BEACHES!
SPX hates higher bond volatility $MOVE
DONT. MOVE.🥶the bubble is right. be. hind. you!🫣
I get it bro. I forgot to set a stop loss on MOVE today when heading off to lunch and lost $4,500. What a rookie mistake. Its an expensive lesson that's for sure. I'm more of a $150-$300 a day profit kinda guy so this hurts and will take a while to recover from. Luckily for me this isn't my full time job and I am still up for the year. So, I guess I can't complain to much as I only gave back the market money, not my own.
what's with MOVE getting halted over and over? it's not even moving that much
MOVE went through the roof this morning. I'd been holding shares for months with a limit sell at $9. I was thrilled to see that it finally broke out of the $6 range and sold at market open. That sucker is halted at over $13 now. I'm more than happy with my little profit, but I'm wondering what triggered the spike. Something I missed in the news cycle?
how? BNAI GLTO MOVE and premarket IMTE VERO
u mean instead of MOVE and GLTO?
Can anybody explain MOVE at over $18? "Movano Inc. has entered into a definitive **merger agreement with Corvex, Inc.**, an AI cloud computing company, in an all-stock transaction that **values Movano shares at $6.25 each**."
>DEMOCRATS PREPARED TO PUSH BILLS TO END SHUTDOWN — AT LEAST 10 SENATE DEMOCRATS EXPECTED TO BACK THE MOVE, AS PER AXIOS No deal. Wait for it.
On the road again 😠 MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, JERKS!!!!!!!
Idc if it goes up or down. Just, plase, MOVE.
FIRST MOVE GEY like yday.. full hour candle will be green
You’ve heard of power hour. You’ve heard of sour hour. But have you ever heard of PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP AND NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE hour?
this fuking turd LMAO taco Says May Be Working On Plan With China And Russia To Denuclearize ANOTHER TACO MOVE LMAOOOOO
FIRST MOVE IS GEY REMEMBER GUYS... (please go back up i cant take any more L's)
Tim Apple: FIRST MOVE FAKE, FUCKOS!
The fuck is this sideways fuck ass shit. MOVE!!! MAKE ME FEEL SOMETHING!
Todays fact, THE LINES WILL MOVE TO THE RIGHT
Yikes > FED’S POWELL: TODAY’S RATE CUT WAS A RISK-MANAGEMENT MOVE; DECISIONS GOING FORWARD WILL BE A DIFFERENT MATTER
MOVE BITF you piece of sheeeet. Glad I bought 2027 leaps lol
GOOG PARABOLIC MOVE TO $350 AFTER EARNINGS Don't say uncle white didn't warn yah!
Its oveer! Get over it. MOVE TO ANOTHER STOCK
OMG SPY, ***MOVE***, I don't care if it's up or down, just do ***something***
 ITS DEAD BRO, MOVE ON. SELL YOUR BAG AND MOVE ON
Here’s the real kicker to Trump’s tariff agenda: 1. the goal is to incentivize investment in US manufacturing. 2. For tariffs to be an incentive, investors in factories/domestic producers need to believe those tariffs are going to STAY IN PLACE. It takes 5 to 7 years to break even with the initial investment (ballpark average) and longer to significantly profit. 3. The tariffs were put in place via executive order, and can be removed by executive order. Numerous examples of this happening so far. And the expectation that a democratic president would remove most of them. 4. So if breaking even with an investment takes longer than Trump’s tenure, and you needed that tariff to be able to compete… why would you bother to make that investment in a US factory? 5. If the tariffs were passed via legislation… there would be an expectation of semi-permanence. We don’t have that. They’re all passed by presidential decree (and frequently revoked that way). 6. Furthermore! Factories, mines, materials processing… doing any of this at scale takes a lot of labor… willing to MOVE TO wherever you want to build. Immigrants are the most likely to move… but they are being deported en masse. You can’t simultaneously deport massive numbers of mobile laborers AND have a manufacturing boom. Note that unemployment is also VERY LOW! Not many people are even looking for jobs! Thus, tariffs are not *significantly* incentivizing investment in US industry. The tariffs just increase the prices of imports, and thus the price. The only good thing that can be said about them is that they raise tax revenue. But this tax revenue ultimately comes from price increases on consumer goods. Effectively becoming a tax on consumption. Taxing consumption (which is already constrained due to inflation) further reduces consumer demand, reducing aggregate demand, thus harming incentives for direct investment.
This is the most recent data that has been published: > FY2023 had ~11,900 Canadians become U.S. lawful permanent residents > Most recent confirmed figure: 15,828 people from the United States obtained Canadian permanent residence in 2023 US population is 9 times higher than Canadian. I'm sure you'll say "UMM BUT TRUMP HAS MADE IT SO NO ONE WANTS TO MOVE NOW" but we both know that's just more of you desperately coping and not being capable of thinking objectively because you have such a hate-boner for Trump.
why can NVDA NOT MOVE LIKE FUCKING NVDA WHEN I OWN IT
No, not this. You are the copium. You are insane if you think they haven't covered. The people that had huge short positions probably covered on Monday for a loss and then bought tens of millions of shares to ride the hype train. Once they felt good about their gains from the retail hype, they re-entered their short positions by borrowing millions of shares at $7-8 and then dumped their entire holdings onto the market, causing a free fall followed by a dead-cat bounce where they cover their short positions for profit, and then re-enter with more shorts, free fall dead cat bounce where they cover, re-enter free fall dead cat bounce, etc. etc. and now they are just sitting there with their short positions at $4 waiting for people to realize that RETAIL DOES NOT MOVE MARKETS.
CLASSIC MOVE BEFORE SHORT SQUEEZE. THERE ARE NO SHORT SHARES AVAILABLE, READ THIS: [https://fintel.io/ss/us/bynd](https://fintel.io/ss/us/bynd)
#WAKE UP DUMBASSES OPENAIs MOVE TO NSFW MEANS MORE NVIDIA & BROADCOM CHIPS WILL BE REQUIRED. TOKENS GOING UP.... WAY UPPPITY DIPPITY DOO
I will try and MOVE out of bed tomorrow
Sell covered calls in the Bull market? BOLD MOVE. 🐻
I think juicing the economy right now is actually the RIGHT MOVE but only with the right policy alongside it. We are headed for huge change globally, technologically culturally and economically, not to mention militarily and the climate itself. We will need the ability to adapt and build and invest quickly on a global scale. There is no boring version of the next 10 years.
can these fucking mineral stocks MOVE AT ALL. either DROP or GO UP you dirty worthless fucking stocks. goodbye $30k. FDUCKASDOIUFBNSEIOFGbaw4t9gf0ub3gfiuae
i sold half my hood at 148 brother BASED MOVE HOLY
MOVE. THAT. DECIMAL POINT!!! (but only to the right)
I am out of her house lol. What is the MOVE?
why do my options NOT MOVE AR ALL????
I’m getting THETA cuck MOVE pls 😭😭😭
Keep an eye out on 2 companies. LAES LAR. LAR WILL HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE MOVE.
PRESIDENT Trvmp PROPOSES BARRING CHINESE AIRLINES FROM FLYING OVER RUSSIA ON U.S. ROUTES, IN A MOVE AIMED AT LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD FOR AMERICAN CARRIERS.
Unless it quantum, AI, or Trump friend related (PLTR and TSLA) - IT WONT MOVE if you buy any of the above expect to pay 200x revenue after already going up 1,000% or more this year It ABSOLUTELY is a BUBBLE you guys are just buying a number to kilL dA sHoRtS yo!!!! Learning nothing at all about trading or investing
I agree Unless it quantum, AI, or Trump friend related (PLTR and TSLA) - IT WONT MOVE if you buy any of the above expect to pay 200x revenue after already going up 1,000% or more this year It ABSOLUTELY is a BUBBLE you guys are just buying a number to kilL dA sHoRtS yo!!!! Learning nothing at all about trading or investing Lmao
Red day for me today 😔 (PSTV WHYYY) ( GPUS CLIMB WND SAVE ME) (DFLI MOVE UP TOO BBG)
I think the GOOGL institutional players have finally grown a pair... Or they manufactured enough vol to cover all the shit options you guys keep selling them. UP AND ONWARDS....MOVE! I dont want to pay interest!!
TIMES SPY DECIDED TO RIP 30+% IN ~4-6 MONTHS March 13th - August 14th 2009: 32% March 20th - July 2nd 2020: 35% April 4th - October 8th 2025: 33% NOTHING WACKY GOING ON HERE MOVE ALONG CITIZEN
MOVE index might be the move over the next few weeks. Rate volatility is at recent bottoms due to government not producing data, but once debt ceiling gets passed we will see a massive sale of treasuries which will cause rate vol to move maybe
Gambling away the Roth IRA on options... ALWAYS A SMART MOVE OP GREAT WORK
I KNEW BUYING ARCHR AT ATH WAS THE CORRECT MOVE EVER SINCE I JERKED OFF TO THE BRAINDANCE SCENE IN CYBERPUNK AND WANTED FLYING CARS please partner with tsla, plzlzlzlzlz
You made money. Sounds like you have discipline. Chasing the highs and sticking around is like stalking an ex. Once you sell MOVE ON
$GOOG $GOOGL - QUANTUM ACQUSITION ( $1B+ PRICE\_ Atlantic Quantum are joining our Google Quantum AI team. $IONQ $QBTS $RGTI and other quantum companies ready to MOVE now that $GOOGL is wanting to dance.
Buru,dfli,nuai,pstv, BOUGHT ALL SOLD ALL PROFIT , WHATS THE NEXT MOVE 🚀🚀
ORCL you sack of shit. You make that comeback right this very second. I expect you to drag your sagging ass back across the 300 line...PRONTO. I don't give a fuck about how many Trump, Altman or Masayoshi dicks you have to suck....YOU SUCK THEM. Now MOVE!
With a hint of GET BACK & just a smidge of MOVE BITCH
I HAVE SEEN THAT FAKE PUMP MOVE A MILLION BILLION TIMES. how do people still fall for it
Last 5 days in Sept and everyone trying to self-reinforce the notion of Septembear. Just let it go man. VIX down, MOVE down, no black swans on the horizon, PE lining up IPOs for 2025, why is the market trying to be funny now? Market has pumped through tariff uncertainty, multiple major conflict theaters, rate uncertainty, firing of central bankers but we all decide that the tail end of Sept is precisely when the music should stop? Annihilate that wall of fucking Puts I say. Just take them all out!
So MR TOO LATE crashes the Market, probably on PURPOSE to make ME look bad. FAKE MOVE! I’ve made Markets GREAT, HUGE, UNBELIEVABLE. This guy doesn’t even know what he’s doing! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
$GOOGL hit with 2 PRICE UPGRADES From 215 & 230 To $275 & $280 WOOOOOOOOOOOOW THIS NEEDS TO MOVE NOW! PLEASE DONT GO DOWN $GOOGL PLS
Dear sweet baby jesus. ME BE MM ME SELL YOU CALL WHEN SPY 664 for 667. ME NO HAVE SHARES UNGA BUNGA, THEN SPY MOVE TOWARDS BIG NUMBIE AND I AM OBLIGATED TO SELL SHARES. ME MAKE SUPER FAST COMPUTER MACHINE BUY SHARES FOR CONTRACTS SOLD.
Drill team 6 MOVE MOVE MOVE!
FIRST MOVE IS ALWAYS GAY RIGHT?! I mean fake
FUCK THIS AREA. this is exactly where we were stuck all day yesterday. MOVE YOU BITCH
THE MOVE IS LARGE INSTITIONS HAVE BOUGHT MONTH OUT PUTS (only thing VIX reads is 23-37DTE, 30 days +/- 7) AS A FORM OF DOWNSIDE INSURANCE FOR THE LONG POSITIONS DUE TO FOMC DECISION THIS WEEK. FUCK.
Sitting at the same spot 0dte all day. MOVE!
i’ll cream if nvda can MOVE SOME
MSFT you micro and soft limp dick bastard, MOVE UP!!
So... My fellow Retards QMMM!!! Missed the POP What else is out there with this type.of potential??? RAIN NBY SSP MOVE VSME Etc......... https://preview.redd.it/89qval88xiof1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb00fcec746481915f84ecd7ccb0e33e10e7e6b
What is this bullshit GS Communacopia + Tech garbage. Nothing moves...MOVE! Move UP preferably wtf? You drag the CEOs/CFOs to do a dog & pony show for you and you can't get the investment community to give them a tree fiddy bump? WTF?
Sooo when will INTC start to move dump or pump, idc JUST MOVE NANA
If you see homeless people regularly, MOVE