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Phat_Kitty_

Can you believe WE FELL IN LOVE FROM REDDIT?! THE POST THAT STARTED IT ALL 🥰.....

Trixles

Yeah, that happens to me sometimes on reddit as well. Someone will make some wild claim and I'll check their profile and it turns out they are either a lunatic or a complete buffoon, lol. Or just the amount of confidently spoken misinformation. I've read posts that sounded like they are coming from an expert in the field or whatever, well-written (and not by GPT) and authoritative and using heady jargon, but then when I go to verify the information it turns out that they are completely talking out of their ass. EVERY SINGLE POST should be taken with an entire shaker's worth of salt lol.

MysteriousGoose8627

Hey man, after reading your heartfelt message, I got to me. I just want to say: HOLY FUCK, FUCKING POST POSITIONS OR GET THE FUCK OUT Do you NOT know where you are?? Mods, do your dam job and reclaim this sub to what it was.

TacticalTackleBox

The suadi crown prince is at the WH. INCOMING TRUTH POST

Difficult_Winner_777

If the MODS WOULD LET ME POST MY DD HERE we could really start a discussion, especially since all the blatant gaslighting about what's actually in the sec files. sgbx is mechanically in the same setup as hkd till dec29th.

ChangeUserNameOMG

FRIDAY HAD A VERY ALARMING NOTE. ALMOST THE WHOLE MARKET OPENED RED. MANY DEFENSIVE/NON-CYCLICAL OPENED GREEN. EARLY WARNING SIGN? HMMM STILL COOKING. FYI, DARKPOOLS ARE NOT FOR YOU PREMARKET AND POST-MARKET TOO. YOU ARE MEANT FOR THE PUBLIC RTH EVEN IF YOU DON’T ALWAYS TRADE IN RTH. SO = YOU DO NOT CONTROL HOW THE MARKET OPENS. THEN WHO CONTROLLED THE OPEN ON FRIDAY? USE UR BUTT, I MEAN MIND… [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].

fellow90

It's gonna V, but bols forgive what happen after that, you will have traumatic episode for whole live. POST V gonna look even uglier

FeelingPersimmon

POST THE HOTLINE 🚑 But not for me 🔫

lostsailorlivefree

PLEASE be here MINUTE ONE on the rando Wednesday (people are already calling it FAKE WEDNESDAY), when the Mag 7 are down double digits and POST MAD SNAPS OF CAKE representing the money you didn’t LOSE

Aggravating-Sign5972

Most of bros capital was in an IRA tho, he didn’t deposit that, with yearly contribution limits he must’ve 10x’d it in some other incredibly dumb way? POST THAT DAWG

krispy7

I stopped going to Chipotle because they advertise relentlessly (esp on reddit) and I punish companies for that nowadays. And on reddit ads they have the audacity to turn off comments.... you're gonna force this slop to slither across my feed and not even allow me to comment? WHILE STRUCTURING YOUR AD TO LOOK LIKE A REDDIT POST???????? like are you fucking kidding me????????? pathetic. Your ad made me laugh? I am finished with that company forever. DONE. An ad made me happy/sad/cry/angry? DONE DONE DONE **I am so over companies desperately attempting to manipulate emotions, these pathetic thirsty loser ass companies and their slimy marketing departments who only want MORE MORE MORE** I was pumping gas two weeks ago and I had to stop buying red bull because THERE WAS A RED BULL ADVERTISEMENT BLASTING INTO MY FACE FROM THE GAS PUMP AND IT WAS LOUDER THAN MY HEADPHONES I like red bull. But I am fucking done buying it. I will stop buying all my favorite shit as soon as their shitty company puts one of their shitty ads in my fucking face.

DeeDee_Z

Did you NOT SEE, in the **stickied** part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist)

sigizmundfreud

LISTEN UP, YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS! 🪖 THERE’S ONLY TWO KINDS WHO POST ON WSB! STEERS AND DEGENERATES — AND I DON’T SEE ANY HORNS, SO GRAB YOUR CRAYONS AND PREPARE TO STORM TOMORROW'S EARNINGS CALL! 🪖🚀💎 Tomorrow’s not just another day, it’s the DAY OF RECKONING. Aurora Innovation is marching onto that earnings battlefield, and I expect every last one of you paper-handed jellyfish to STAND TALL. You think hedge funds are gonna give you freedom? WRONG. They want you crawling in the mud, begging for tendies. But we’re not beggars! We’re degenerates with DIAMOND HANDS, and by God we’re gonna storm this trench like it’s Normandy. MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND HAS A SPECIAL DAY PLANNED BECAUSE WE NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK AT FULL ATTENTION! So clean the Cheeto dust off your uniforms, shine those size-14 Velcro boots, and lock your sights on that earnings call. When the smoke clears, we’ll either be strapping into a rocket that takes off when we blow past $8.50 or body-bagged in ramen debt until the next quarter and THAT’S HOW IT SHOULD BE. Now drop and give me 69 YOLOs in the comments, because tomorrow we don’t whisper. WE SEND IT. 🚀🦍🇺🇸 DISMISSED!

Due-Sea4841

POST it......Screenshot.....Hotshot......lol

oniondoan

IF IT GOES TO $10 AND MY POST GETS 1000 UPVOTES IM GIVING 50K TO A RANDOM ive seen like 4 posts like this its cringe

gogo_nagra

Day 2 of POST-BYND gains, I’m bored.

DeeDee_Z

> honestly dont know anything abt trading Did you NOT SEE, in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist)

slinkboss22

NON BYND POST EONR doing well today

Significant-Zebra-17

Tesla will slowly leave the index to run towards moon. MARK NY POST.

valuechainz

Mods are deleting every BYND POST rn - why?

Plenty_Homework17

Imagine being able to actually POST on reddit

BlackberryJolly4830

This is a OLD POST everyone

Agitated-Key4016

NOOOOO I WISH I SAW THIS POST TWO DAYS AGO. I was too busy managing all my other positions! HUGE whale calls on Friday 10/17 buying 24C expiring 12/19/2025. Damnit!!! https://preview.redd.it/t12mpeiu54wf1.png?width=2408&format=png&auto=webp&s=81cb4cf5515a85c2fce774c679fad8f4040fccd1

Plenty_Homework17

Senior advisors to Orange. POST A PICTURE OF YOU DUMPING SHIT BOMBS 🥴

nifai

# MODS WOULDN'T LET ME POST SHIT BUT I PRESENT TO YOU QUANTUM SI If you’ve been following me the past two weeks, you already know I called Quantum-Si at $1.35. Now it’s sitting close $3, literally doubled, and people are still acting surprised (talking smack with a firm that has over $300mil in cash with insane catalyst in November). I told everyone to load up before the November events, but even I didn’t expect this kind of insane volume this week. We’re talking **> 20 MILLION SHARES** traded on some days, and it’s not because of “quantum hype.” This thing is moving completely on its own. On days when Rigetti and IonQ are down, QSI is up double digits. When they bounce 8 percent, QSI rips 14 percent. It’s decoupled, period. The $50 million financing changed everything. That cash gave them room to scale and instantly made the stock investable for funds that used to ignore it. Add in the Nvidia rumor, which isn’t confirmed but is lighting up momentum (SAID TO BE 14 NOVEMBER AS THE REVEAL OR EARLIER DEPENDING ON THE REQUIRED LAST FILING DATE), and an early earnings call set for November 4, and you’ve got a perfect setup. Then two weeks later, they have an analyst day in New York on November 19. Two catalysts back to back. Yea, I get it that QSI isn’t a quantum computing stock like Rigetti or IonQ. BUT this is proteomics, single-molecule protein sequencing, completely different lane. That’s why it’s running when the rest of the quantum names are trading sideways or down. It’s not trading on the theme anymore and people are literally seeing it for what it is worth now. It’s trading on its own fundamentals and speculation that the November events are going to blow expectations out of the water. Bottom line, QSI is flying because it’s graduating from a speculative small-cap to a legitimate growth story with real money behind it. The flow, the setup, the timing and everything is lining up. Don’t say you weren’t told lol. Right now, it is trading close to $3 and I almost can guarantee with how much trade volume it is seeing without any news, this is going to GRADUATE OUT OF PENNY LAND by next week at this rate. It is honestly so strange that there is so much volume and it further affirms to my suspicions that it may most likely be NVIDIA as the secret investor. Just like how $RXRX went almost triple with NVIDIA announcement. Fun fact, just know that QSI had a collaboration with NVIDIA back then. We all know that NVIDIA wants a pie of almost every industry and let's just say NVIDIA has not publicly stated an investment in a proteomic public firm yet but ALL signs are pointing strongly to QSI as the partner reveal in November (potential leak) which is the only reason why there is such a MONSTER surge these few days. With November coming, this could literally go to $10 and above.

nifai

# MODS WOULDN'T LET ME POST SHIT BUT I PRESENT TO YOU QUANTUM SI If you’ve been following me the past two weeks, you already know I called Quantum-Si at $1.35. Now it’s sitting close $3, literally doubled, and people are still acting surprised (talking smack with a firm that has over $300mil in cash with insane catalyst in November). I told everyone to load up before the November events, but even I didn’t expect this kind of insane volume this week. We’re talking **> 20 MILLION SHARES** traded on some days, and it’s not because of “quantum hype.” This thing is moving completely on its own. On days when Rigetti and IonQ are down, QSI is up double digits. When they bounce 8 percent, QSI rips 14 percent. It’s decoupled, period. The $50 million financing changed everything. That cash gave them room to scale and instantly made the stock investable for funds that used to ignore it. Add in the Nvidia rumor, which isn’t confirmed but is lighting up momentum (SAID TO BE 14 NOVEMBER AS THE REVEAL OR EARLIER DEPENDING ON THE REQUIRED LAST FILING DATE), and an early earnings call set for November 4, and you’ve got a perfect setup. Then two weeks later, they have an analyst day in New York on November 19. Two catalysts back to back. Yea, I get it that QSI isn’t a quantum computing stock like Rigetti or IonQ. BUT this is proteomics, single-molecule protein sequencing, completely different lane. That’s why it’s running when the rest of the quantum names are trading sideways or down. It’s not trading on the theme anymore and people are literally seeing it for what it is worth now. It’s trading on its own fundamentals and speculation that the November events are going to blow expectations out of the water. Bottom line, QSI is flying because it’s graduating from a speculative small-cap to a legitimate growth story with real money behind it. The flow, the setup, the timing and everything is lining up. Don’t say you weren’t told lol. Right now, it is trading close to $3 and I almost can guarantee with how much trade volume it is seeing without any news, this is going to GRADUATE OUT OF PENNY LAND by next week at this rate. It is honestly so strange that there is so much volume and it further affirms to my suspicions that it may most likely be NVIDIA as the secret investor. Just like how $RXRX went almost triple with NVIDIA announcement. Fun fact, just know that QSI had a collaboration with NVIDIA back then. We all know that NVIDIA wants a pie of almost every industry and let's just say NVIDIA has not publicly stated an investment in a proteomic public firm yet but ALL signs are pointing strongly to QSI as the partner reveal in November (potential leak) which is the only reason why there is such a MONSTER surge these few days. With November coming, this could literally go to $10 and above.

nifai

# MODS WOULDN'T LET ME POST SHIT BUT I PRESENT TO YOU QUANTUM SI If you’ve been following me the past two weeks, you already know I called Quantum-Si at $1.35. Now it’s sitting close $3, literally doubled, and people are still acting surprised (talking smack with a firm that has over $300mil in cash with insane catalyst in November). I told everyone to load up before the November events, but even I didn’t expect this kind of insane volume this week. We’re talking **> 20 MILLION SHARES** traded on some days, and it’s not because of “quantum hype.” This thing is moving completely on its own. On days when Rigetti and IonQ are down, QSI is up double digits. When they bounce 8 percent, QSI rips 14 percent. It’s decoupled, period. The $50 million financing changed everything. That cash gave them room to scale and instantly made the stock investable for funds that used to ignore it. Add in the Nvidia rumor, which isn’t confirmed but is lighting up momentum (SAID TO BE 14 NOVEMBER AS THE REVEAL OR EARLIER DEPENDING ON THE REQUIRED LAST FILING DATE), and an early earnings call set for November 4, and you’ve got a perfect setup. Then two weeks later, they have an analyst day in New York on November 19. Two catalysts back to back. Yea, I get it that QSI isn’t a quantum computing stock like Rigetti or IonQ. BUT this is proteomics, single-molecule protein sequencing, completely different lane. That’s why it’s running when the rest of the quantum names are trading sideways or down. It’s not trading on the theme anymore and people are literally seeing it for what it is worth now. It’s trading on its own fundamentals and speculation that the November events are going to blow expectations out of the water. Bottom line, QSI is flying because it’s graduating from a speculative small-cap to a legitimate growth story with real money behind it. The flow, the setup, the timing and everything is lining up. Don’t say you weren’t told lol. Right now, it is trading close to $3 and I almost can guarantee with how much trade volume it is seeing without any news, this is going to GRADUATE OUT OF PENNY LAND by next week at this rate. It is honestly so strange that there is so much volume and it further affirms to my suspicions that it may most likely be NVIDIA as the secret investor. Just like how $RXRX went almost triple with NVIDIA announcement. Fun fact, just know that QSI had a collaboration with NVIDIA back then. We all know that NVIDIA wants a pie of almost every industry and let's just say NVIDIA has not publicly stated an investment in a proteomic public firm yet but ALL signs are pointing strongly to QSI as the partner reveal in November (potential leak) which is the only reason why there is such a MONSTER surge these few days. With November coming, this could literally go to $10 and above.

Western-Bear-3568

NEW TRUTH POST DROPPED: The BOLS have gotten out of control — BIG problem! We’re sending them all to GHYNA where they BELONG. 200% tariffs on every export until America gets FAIR DEALS again!!!

Ok-Piano8789

mod eats kibbles and bits for breakfast long $POST

optionsCone

#PUTS > China has warned that it will retaliate if President Trump moves forward with his threat to impose a 100% tariff, signaling a potential escalation in trade tensions. - WASHINGTON POST

XOGPlayerOne

SPY MOVES 1% PER TRUMP POST. MAKE 700 happen

jensenskawk

210k SPY PUTS POST WAS THE SIGNAL

gogo_nagra

#YOU BEAR POST IN r/TQQQ TALKIN BOUT COPE.

gogo_nagra

#UH DID ANYONE SEE THAT 300k PUT POST?

IntelligentDamage824

what i absolutely despise about this administration is that there is no real announcement. tarriff annoucement? truth social post. war ending peace plan? truth social post. trade problems? FUCKING TRUTH SOCIAL POST. this cannot be legal

Arlennx

POST KEEPS GETTING DELETED : KULR I know we all have heard of it at some point. Was a beloved penny stock but has been in a decline for a few months. A big thing though, is we all are expecting crypto to start its daily cycle toward end of the year. Guess what KULR has? 1k BTC treasure bought last yr when it was 95k. Not many people are talking about it and it has been ina steady decline near its bottom which is rare to see with all these other stocks already X2 by now. So we got a low cost penny stock near its ATL, a good amount of BTc treasury before the cycle, a thriving battery portfolio with NASA and DoD contracts who are moving to drones… I am a bit surprised this isn’t talked about more. I also don’t think balance sheets or whatever matters at this point with all these other penny stocks in worse positions yet have already high market caps. This is def early compared to a lot worse off ones.

Arlennx

POST KEEPS GETTING DELETED / KULR I know we all have heard of it at some point. Was a beloved penny stock but has been in a decline for a few months. A big thing though, is we all are expecting crypto to start its daily cycle toward end of the year. Guess what KULR has? 1k BTC treasure bought last yr when it was 95k. Not many people are talking about it and it has been ina steady decline near its bottom which is rare to see with all these other stocks already X2 by now. So we got a low cost penny stock near its ATL, a good amount of BTc treasury before the cycle, a thriving battery portfolio with NASA and DoD contracts who are moving to drones… I am a bit surprised this isn’t talked about more. I also don’t think balance sheets or whatever matters at this point with all these other penny stocks in worse positions yet have already high market caps. This is def early compared to a lot worse off ones.

mollylovelyxx

I AM LITERALLY UP 1M RN AND MODS AREN"T LETTING ME POST MY THREAD, I PAID ONLY 7K FOR THESE HOLY SHIT https://preview.redd.it/8m5ouu8hnhtf1.png?width=2080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7b47b36c02094e0437268b991b305403d4b0ca9

Boston-Bets

It CAN be very profitable to buy shares of a company POST BK. THAT'S how I made $1M+ on COOP. Just bought 100 WOLF as an initial tracker, and we'll see if I can't turn this into another COOP.

MarginCalledManager

Stock Market: Random relatively unknown stock pumps big on news wallstreetbets mouth breather: I MUST CREATE A FAKE SCREEN SHOT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I MADE MONEY ON THIS AND POST IT IMMEDIATELY

i_grade

FROM A X POST: Oklo's extraordinary 20+ billion valuation is presumable based upon the premise that it will meet its goals of deploying its 1st Aurora powerhouse by late 2027 & rapidly scale its fleet to meet its 14,000MW of non-binding master power agreements and letters of intent. That's 186 Aurora powerhouses (75MWe) by 2044 or approximately 9 reactors per year. To evaluate how realistic these goals are it is instructive to analyze the most recent newcomer to sodium fast reactor technology (NaFR), China. China is leading the world in the deployment of conventional light water reactors as well as exotic designs like HTGRs, MSRs & SMRs with a total of 29 currently under construction. The Chinese, working closely with the Russians, who have had a continuous NaFR program for the last 70 years, began development of a single 20 MWe CEFR sodium fast reactor in 1992. They began construction in the year 2000, connected to the grid in 2011 at 40% power & achieved their first full power run in December of 2014 which lasted 72 hours. That's 14 years from start of construction to spotty performance of a single NaFR with the experienced Russians providing the Chinese program with hundreds of pieces of critical equipment, installation & commissioning supervision as well as staff training. With lessons learned China has now deployed a Russian inspired, 600MW commercial unit, the CFR-600 after 6 years of construction. Unlike the Chinese, Oklo Inc intends to skip the prototype learning phase, going straight to commercial power production, obviously without help from the Russians. Rosatom operates two commercial NaFRs with a combined output of 1400MW, 1/10th the capacity of Oklo's ambitious power agreement targets. To support its fast reactor program Russia has over 4000 scientists, engineers & specialists with decades of practical hands on experience in its OKBM Afrikantov design bureau. In contrast, Oklo currently employs 120 people, not all of them engineers. To build, service and support a 14,000MW fleet of Aurora powerhouses they will need an army of sodium (Na) systems engineers, Na chemistry & purification specialists, Na thermal-hydraulics & safety analysts, Na component & materials engineers, Na fuel cycle & pyroprocessing specialists & experienced sodium reactor operators & maintenance crews, roles that take decades to cultivate & cannot simply be invented out of thin air. Sadly there is not a significant pool of experienced NaFR experts outside of China & Russia. The last NaFR operated in the USA, EBR-II, a non-commercial 20MWe NaFR ran from 1964-1994 at Idaho National Laboratories. That's a 31 year gap. In short Oklo's deployment scale and timeline just isnt credible. What is desparately needed in the USA is a common sense focus on learning how to competently deploy large, well understood light water reactors not AI inspired fever dreams about leapfrogging science experiments into scalable commercial products on impossibly short timeframes.

ReferenceFunny7142

This is whats wrong with America. No one does their job. POST THE #'s

ObserverBias

Someone fake news-ed IXHL POST DELETED AND ACCOUNT DELETED

DeeDee_Z

> I'm just stuck in this newbie phase of not sure where to start! Did you NOT SEE, in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. ("I'm on mobile" is NOT an excuse.) Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See this one? It's down there under **Frequently Asked Questions**: * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread. You should ALWAYS read the sidebar before you post on a thread. That's just "good manners" or "rediquette".

APEX_CAPITAL_81

I LIKE THIS POST

Daytrading0-60

Me too, at $98 went in. It’s now about $139k. Research research research 3 stocks with great upside and changes soon, and go all in and hold the dips. Same with open door, and it doubled! Same with angx,… $13-$18 so far since it went public I bought second day after it settled. That will be the BIG one. Should surpass Netflix. It was $50 right before it went public under POST. So 3x any day. Then the sky is the limit. Their advertising has gotten a mass following of new subscriptions so their fist QE will be amazing. And Charlie Kirk was a huge proponent of the company. 

Daytrading0-60

Yes I have been researching this company for a year. They have a huge following. Their theatre films are usually full even without advertising. Now that they are advertising as of a few weeks ago via social media, their memberships have gone way up. The stock went up to $50 pre market, listed under POST. I believe it will go up faster and as far as Netflix. This is the stock trade of the year for me. Opendoor went up 73%, that was sweet. The third I went for is HOOD, waiting for it to go into the s&p. It’s already gone from $98-$124/$116. Estimates are for $150 on inclusion date.  Angx will beat them both by far I believe.  There is a huge interest and need  in America for positive tv programming and films. They (buffet) say buying a great company that you also whole heartily believe in is the best way to pick stocks.  Also, my dad taught economics and stock trading in a law school. He thinks day trading isn’t possible in the long run for excellent profits. I’ve been working hard to prove him wrong! $11k-$22 k per flip so far, but this I will hold and ride up for the long haul. As soon as word gets out and it’s highly publicized it should hit $50 again, imo 

DeeDee_Z

Maybe you should start with Reading Comprehension skills. Did you NOT SEE, in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. ("I'm on mobile" is NOT an excuse.) Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See this one? It's down there under **Frequently Asked Questions**: * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread. You should ALWAYS read the sidebar before you post on a thread. That's just "good manners" or "rediquette".

sl3azebag

what are we gonna do when MU hits 200 POST EARNINGS

Boss-trade

Its a SUPER POST. SUPER MICRO SAVING THE PLANET. Along with Crusoe using GB200 NVL72 available in Iceland, powered by 100% clean energy. AWESOME. https://preview.redd.it/aierfwe0lmof1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=40f886ab95f31522e398b4bc5819d3f70b493673

laxfreeze

You’re not understanding the comment; at a 37% ted bracket you need to initially EARN over 37% more money to contribute the same total to a ROTH. Because they are POST-TAX funds. Using a simple comparison calculator online will show you that your assessment is incorrect.

Annual-Car1119

Made the following post that was removed by mods due to “low effort”, which I fully admitted to IN THE POST. Lol. Sometimes you just have to make decisions on feelings not facts, that’s all my DD was. Stock has been sitting at $.85-.90 for months. No real movement in either direction. Nobody is shorting the piss out of it yet, so I figured it’s prime to pump up while calls and shares are cheap. “Any regards in here want to join me in a YOLO penny stock rally? Sep. 19 $1.50 $BARK calls are dirt cheap right now. I bought a few calls at the beginning of August after what seemed to be the first sign of life in several months. It’s sat pretty flat since. I have no real DD to provide. I just think calls and shares are cheap enough that enough of us idiots can pump it up before the end of next week.”

Aromatic_Shame_2350

idgaf what you are, you're in my country show some goddam respect . fuck you illegal loving bs. Again READ RULE 1 NO POLITIC POST MOTHER FUCKER.

moldy-scrotum-soup

It's only a matter of time before our geriatric yet childish president wants to put his thumb on the scale when our economy inevitably sinks. How long before Donald turns on EJ Antoni when he can't fudge the numbers as asked without causing an uproar? Any guesses for donald's next dumb nickname? "ALWAYS INACCURATE ANTONI WAS TAKEN OVER BY THE NASTY DEMOCRATS AND POST FAKE NEWS JOB NUMBERS! VERY SAD. THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" I'm going to need to make a new bingo card.

Mharciello

Yo METAbers explain this news with crayons: META: ROLLING OUT A NEW FEATURE THAT LETS YOU ATTACH UP TO 10,000 CHARACTERS OF TEXT TO A POST

Slightlybadpicks

WHY CANT I POST ANY IMAGES ON HERE? 🤬🤬 I created an absolute fucking masterpiece using ChatGPT

Mr_Snow___

Guys GUYSSS! Last night I slipped on a nanner peel and bonked my head. It sent me into a perplexing dream state where I witnessed Donald J. Trump being hoodwinked by Melania by giving him a THC brownie so that he could see through the fog of all the 4d chess he was playing. His clairvoyance was unrivaled and his moves were out of this world, Almost alien like. While this was going on MC Hammer was in the background signing "*Can't touch this*" while looking at a his BAGgy pants. Surly this means I know something, right... RIGHT!??! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY DEAR DIARY TRADING POST. ^(For more timely stock trading tips that totally won't get your port tossed into the wood chipper visit a verifiably trusted swing trader and not the musings of some incoherent reddit personality.)

DeeDee_Z

> I have never invested before in my entire life, Start by working on your reading skills. Go look at the text at the top of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. ("I'm on mobile" is NOT an excuse.) Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See this one? It's down there under **Frequently Asked Questions**: * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread. You should ALWAYS read the sidebar before you post on a thread. That's just "good manners" or "rediquette".

Sufficient-Gold8870

Bears hitting all time lows. POST THE HOTLINE

Spanisbro

\*LAST TRUTH POST\*: Today is a good day to buy NVDA

DeeDee_Z

> Turning 18, how should I start? Did you NOT SEE, in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. ("I'm on mobile" is NOT an excuse.) Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See this one? It's down there under **Frequently Asked Questions**: * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread. You should ALWAYS read the sidebar before you post on a thread. That's just "good manners" or "rediquette".

DeeDee_Z

Did you NOT SEE, in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. ("I'm on mobile" is NOT an excuse.) Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See this one? * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread. You should ALWAYS read the sidebar before you post on a thread. That's just "good manners" or "rediquette".

sadtraderlol

to all UNH winners. sincerely FUCK YOU why you didnt POST A FUCKING DD  IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FUKIN MEEEEE 😭 😭 😭 😭  RRRREEEEE !!!!!!!!!! 🐸 🐸 🐸 

wtf_is_up

>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says Trump considered RE-APPOINTING Janet Yellen as Fed chair. -NY POST >Powell’s term as chairman of the US central bank expires in May 2026, and the Trump administration is already interviewing potential replacements. >'The president has a very open mind.' lol

TrainingExpert6588

WE NEED TO POST EVERYWHERE! We need Wall Street bets here and all REDDIT 🚨‼️🚨 It is about to break $8.00 today and with PT analysts at $80.00 a share The company has 5 M float and with Pre NDA news coming up

TrainingExpert6588

WE NEED TO POST EVERYWHERE! We need Wall Street bets here and all REDDIT 🚨‼️🚨 It is about to break $8.00 today and with PT analysts at $80.00 a share BTAI

TrainingExpert6588

WE NEED TO POST EVERYWHERE! We need Wall Street bets here and all REDDIT 🚨‼️🚨 It is about to break $8.00 today and with PT analysts at $80.00 a share

DeeDee_Z

> Any websites, apps, or just information that would be helpful is much appreciated. You might invest FIRST in reading comprehension skills. Note, in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See this one? * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread. You should ALWAYS read the sidebar before you post on a thread. That's just "good manners" or "rediquette".

RevanVar1

I DIDNT POST IT. reddit as a whole will catch those things, just like if i upvote or downvote from a bunch of different accounts it catches that

prana_fish

$AMD laggin. $NVDA chaddin. GEE I WONDER WHY POST $AMD EARNINGS REPORT.

Zestyclose-Storm-270

I'm letting everyone know right now... WHAT THE OP IS DOING WITH THIS POST IS A CRIME!! it is a felony and falls under stock fraud. He is spreading misinformation and false news to feed a ticker and then is telling you to sell based on a made up event! THERE IS NO R/S SPLIT VOTE HAPPENING!! DO NOT SELL/DUMP ON THE 7TH.. this man is QUITE LITERALLY RALLYING A PUMP AND DUMP!! .. you all wanna know what a pump and dump scheme is?!? ITS THIS GUYS POST! Which is punishable by up to 25 years in prison. I'm reporting his profile to The SEC. And since ALL the data I posted was discredited and removed by mods. And the mods are promoting this pump and dump scheme, I will be pursuing legal action after the 16th of this month.. this stock is an AMAZING BUY... but HOLD.. if you fall for this guys lies in his post. He is screwing you. He wants y'all to sell so he can cash out from the huge loss PSTV will take from panic selling and shorting.. we are literally ONE WEEK AWAY from their big catalyst!! JUST LOOK AT THE DATA.. and relax..

Zestyclose-Storm-270

I'm letting everyone know right now... WHAT THE OP IS DOING WITH THIS POST IS A CRIME!! it is a felony and falls under stock fraud. He is spreading misinformation and false news to feed a ticker and then sell based on a made up event! THERE IS NO R/S SPLIT VOTE HAPPENING!! DO NOT SELL/DUMP ON THE 7TH.. this man is QUITE LITERALLY RALLYING A PUMP AND DUMP!! .. you all wanna know what a pump and dump scheme is?!? ITS THIS GUYS POST! Which is punishable by up to 25 years in prison. I'm reporting his profile to The SEC. And since ALL the data I posted was discredited and removed by mods. And the mods are promoting this pump and dump scheme, I will be pursuing legal action after the 16th of this month.. this stock is an AMAZING BUY... but HOLD.. if you fall for this guys lies in his post. He is screwing you. He wants y'all to sell so he can cash out from the huge loss PSTV will take from panic selling and shorting.. we are literally ONE WEEK AWAY from their big catalyst!! JUST LOOK AT THE DATA.. and relax..

Zestyclose-Storm-270

🚨PSTV🚨 aREAD MY MOST RECENT DD POST . but we just started our run! Currently at .60 hitting $3 by the 17th ..

Mountain_Sand3135

oops ....i guess America is losing this 3d chess game. Keep telling you MAGA , this is NOT POST WWII this is a modern global economy and we better wake up to that.

Swimming-Tutor2729

Hey fuk you dude just asked him if he wanted to see my personal message words of inspiration matter fact ALL TIME THEN POST!!!

EnvironmentalPipe633

WSB WON'T LET ME POST AND ITS PISSING ME OFF. Here's my DD: TLDR $SLDE is trading at \~$18 and should be closer to $30-$40/share. Slide ($SLDE) is printing $534M iun free cash flow, $201M net income, and has $790M in cash with only $48M in debt. Yet its trading at.. * $18/share * P/E: 11x * EV/EBITDA: 5.5x * FCF Yield: 24% For reference Lemonade ($LMND) is burning cash and still trades at 5.6x sales with no profits. Slide is profitable, growing, and prices like it's going out of businesss. Price Targets: * P/E 20 = $32 * EV/EBITDA 12 = $35-$40+ Not financial advice 🦍 https://preview.redd.it/37e263nygigf1.png?width=701&format=png&auto=webp&s=096493186a14d4841290747830e0289a075a26e6

Fun-Sundae4060

There is a phenomenon known as POST-EARNINGS ANNOUNCEMENT DRIFT (PEAD): What is PEAD? Stocks that have a large positive (or negative) earnings surprise often tend to continue drifting in that same direction for several hours, days, or even weeks after the announcement. This effect is different between each stock and the level of the drift varies. You need to gather historical data and backtest it in order to see if there is any statistical edge in playing the PEAD.

rithsleeper

I’m selling so much premium both sides. Tesla is printing so hard on the weeklies. Been selling against my 300 leap I bought back at 230when I think someone made this EXACT SAME POST.

Blooblack

I'M BOOK-MARKING THIS OPTIONS POST, for future reading later. Thanks for sharing, OP.

Traditional_Mud_5106

Saw your post right at the dip this morning and loaded some options and shares. WAIT TO SEE MY MF POST TMR ON THE FRONT PAGE FELLAS

Nusanss

Ah, the classic "trades on multiple exchanges" flex. Nothing says legitimate like needing three different markets to find buyers. "Big partners sniffing around" - let me guess, they're in "advanced discussions" and "can't disclose details yet" but it's definitely happening trust me bro. Look, they might cure cancer with recycled yogurt cups tomorrow, but right now it's $337k revenue on a $400M market cap. That's not undervalued, that's priced for intergalactic expansion. But hey, I eat crayons, so what do I know. Just remember when it's -60% that I said proprietary tech and actual revenue are two very different things. **EVERYONE PLEASE READ THIS DD! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY POST IS WARNING YOU AGAINST!**

Extra-One-5143

exactly. if you got a good DD: POST it. And don't just randomly link a bull run to something else. The original OPEN post DD from MAY is coming from a smart guy with high conviction and lots of patience. I bought back then too. HUGE returns. And I got some runners + shares left. https://preview.redd.it/s26zfz44u9ef1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfae95db788304c034e0c708926bde88339cc355

Traditional_Hair_453

ALL YOU OPEN TARDS SHOULD POST THE LOSS AFTER THE DUMP IN 25mins.

Fun_Phrase_6510

OPEN POST FROM 2 MONTHD AGO https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/kA8EvaDdQO

stonkgoupstonkgodown

IM JUST GOING TO POST HERE CAUSE FUCK THE MODS. 600% GAIN ON NVDA https://preview.redd.it/yiwqugxieqdf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a1a4ae4183c1669126d0ba65979d6a517d9889

Important_Lock_2238

A RESPONSE TO ANOTHER DERANGED TRUTH SOCIAL POST FROM Donald J. Trump (Truth Social Post Attached ) Dear President Trump, Thank you, Mr. President, for taking the time to publicly meltdown over a letter ( that you wrote ) instead of focusing on running your country. It’s always good to know where your priorities are. Your recent statement about The Wall Street Journal and the supposed “fake” Epstein letter is, frankly, more embarrassing than presidential. Instead of showing any real proof, you threatened lawsuits and name-called journalists like you’re still hosting a reality TV show. If the letter isn’t real, why not just show evidence and be done with it? Why all the drama? Why not move the whole case to an independent counsel who can verify everything ;including providing an handwriting analysis? You also claimed Rupert Murdoch should’ve stopped the story because you wanted it killed. That’s not how journalism works, sir. In America, the press doesn’t answer to billionaires or presidents. Editors don’t just kill stories because someone powerful is uncomfortable. That’s freedom of the press ,the thing you swore to protect. Saying you “warned” the media sounds more like intimidation than truth-telling. It’s not their job to take your word for it ; it’s their job to investigate and report. You’ve used threats and lawsuits your whole career to try to bury stories you don’t like. That might work in business, but not in a democracy. You also said that if there was anything real in the Epstein allegations involving you, it would have come out already. But everyone knows powerful men like Epstein don’t operate alone , and the reason it took years to come out is because people in power helped cover it up. Your name showing up now isn’t a surprise. What’s surprising is how loudly you’re trying to distract from it. Calling the Wall Street Journal a “disgusting and filthy rag” just because they published something you don’t like is not leadership. It’s insecurity. Real leaders don’t whine when they’re challenged — they respond with facts. So once again, thank you. Not for your transparency or integrity , but for reminding Americans and democracies world wide exactly why the free press matters. Your post doesn’t clear your name. It just shows you’re still more focused on protecting yourself than protecting the truth. Sincerely, Grant Coleman, a Canadian citizen and someone you can’t detain, deport, or intimidate

NoDependent1662

Wow great post, did a nice trade on BABA because of this POST!

Direct-Tea579

only gay is the mods here THEY DELETED MY POST

Brilliant-Site-354

tldr.... when your daddy has billions and can pay someone off your books to do xyz for you on your books and people are stupid enough not to call him out on hit, yes you too can pump your kids stock to the moon. joke is yeah he had A billion or so but then morons piled into this and now he has 10s billions? just remember.....he didnt want to buy his pos company back at 99% off......that has to be some kind of goddaamn record i kid you not. he sold billions pre crash and EVEN POST TAX when the stock as down 99% the dude didnt buy it back shit id be buying it and taking it private just to reduce the leverage lawsuits could have in the future dude was either truly a visionary scam artist or dumb/greedy af and didnt want to give 1% money back

Hail_Zeus

> TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BACKS AWAY FROM ABOLISHING FEMA- WASHINGTON POST Now that republicans suffered, it’s time to save FEMA.

BitLikeSteveButNot

Just after market open tomorrow: TURNS OUT WE MISSED THE POST YESTERDAY, MIGHT NOT BOTHER NOW, THINK VANCE MAYBE ATE THEM ANYWAY - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ETC.

optionsHODL

THIS POST: BETTER DECISIONS! Sir these are the same horrible decisions. Thanks for your liquidity right?

cutiesarustimes2

OPENAI: “OPENAI TOKENS” ARE NOT OPENAI EQUITY; DID NOT PARTNER WITH ROBINHOOD, WERE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS, AND DO NOT ENDORSE IT- X POST Lol

grizzlyexplores

“OPENAI TOKENS” ARE NOT OPENAI EQUITY; DID NOT PARTNER WITH ROBINHOOD, WERE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS, AND DO NOT ENDORSE IT- OPENAI X POST Lmao cooked

TheInkDon1

Have you read a book on options? That would be the place to start before doing much else with them. This one is solid, and it's a pdf online: [Options for the Beginner and Beyond](https://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/schoolbooks/W_Edward_Olmstead-Options_for_the_Beginner_and_Beyond-EN.pdf) by Professor Olmstead of Northwestern University And you only need to read Chapters 1 through 6 to get started. That's just 46 pages, only a couple hours of reading if you read with the intent to learn. Add Chapter 14 for Covered Calls, which you'll need for the Wheel. And Chapter 7 for LEAPS, which is what most people mean when they talk about buying Call options "with long expiration." Those 57 pages would set you up to do the Poor Man's Covered Call, which is a GREAT strategy. It's like Buy and Hold with leverage and gravy. [OptionStrat ](https://optionstrat.com/q55ubjbVAK02)is also a great learning/modeling tool. That's a 30-day, 30-delta CSP on a gold ETF I set up for you. But yeah, like someone else said, if you want to Wheel, get over to r/thetagang or r/Optionswheel. But before poking around either place, ***READ THIS POST*** by u/ScottishTrader: [The Wheel (aka Triple Income) Strategy Explained](https://www.reddit.com/r/Optionswheel/comments/1gpslvk/the_wheel_aka_triple_income_strategy_explained/) He's the GOAT on the Wheel. It's a viable strategy, have fun!

jayster__

**MOD TOOK THE POST DOWN FOR SOME REASON SO HERE'S THE PITCH EVERYONE.. HAPPY TENDIES!** == **in my 10 years of trading markets, I have never come across a stock more misunderstood than SEI (SOLARIS ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE).. this is the easiest double in the market right now and I'll explain why** market thinks this is a boomer oil & gas stock which is why this trades 4x EBITDA and has 20% short interest.. but this company is indispensable for Elon's xAI datacenters as back-up power gen. Elon actually took a 50% stake through a JV structure as he knows he will need this for a very long time. I can go into the background in more detail in a separate post, but basically Elon almost fried his $2 billion worth of NVDA GPUs because the power grid went dark for a few hours and these chips need to be constantly cooled.. that's when he realized he needs on-site natural gas power generation which is what SEI does. he then proceeded to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with SEI.. even if we assumed zero new deals and SEI just powers xAI datacenters in perpetuity, this stock is absurdly undervalued and an easy double. they have a $2 billion enterprise value on nearly $500 million of EBITDA (once the Elon power deal fully ramps in 2027) which is a 4x multiple. look at any of the other AI power stocks like VST CEG TLN that trade 15x+ EBITDA. once the market realizes SEI is an AI stock, this can easily go to 10x EBITDA on top of that, I suspect there are a lot more deals coming for SEI.. OpenAI and META have been studying how fast Elon was able to scale up xAI datacenters and get Grok to the leading edge, and experimenting with natural gas power gen. imagine if you get an announcement with OpenAI as a customer with the stock at 20% short interest **I smell real tendies here and want to make money with the group**

SteaknSalt

Holding 4,000 shares avg 16.5 and 5 July 20c. Can't wait for your official DD KK, although CLBR / PEW will probably be around 20-30s in the next few weeks "PRE" merger. "POST" merger I'm expecting 30-100+.

Appropriate_Ebb9184

This bot have only 1 POST, clearly a bait post farming karma bitch

JohnNasdaq

CLBR tanks and I DONT HAVE A FUCKING SURPRISED PIKACHU EMOJI TO POST

Throwaccountaway219

I feel bad for quiet bols watching other bols on here whose only thesis is: "DONALD PUMP SAVE ME WITH A TRUTH POST!"