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DeeDee_Z

> I want to start investing Look up above in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. ("I'm on mobile" is NOT an excuse.) Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See ours? Scroll down to **Frequently Asked Questions**, then find its **7th** bullet: * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread.

RadRager

Ummm a martini has dry vermouth, not white wine, THIS POST IS INVALID

IcyDiver3484

College chicks are hot, yes I'm 33, sue me.. (JUNIORS - POST GRADUATE)

touch-my-bunghole

POST THE FULL IMAGE YOU COWARD https://preview.redd.it/9vkenw682w3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618cfec0c5a388c66cd0efbe5c64660f8e45fa3e

Teckel22

🚨🚨🚨 NEW MICHEAL BURRY POST ON X 🚨🚨🚨 Adjusted for inflation, the SpaceX, Anthropic and OpenAI IPOS will raise as much or more than the 300 internet and TMT IPOs did in 2000. https://x.com/michaeljburry/status/2059628488047403097

Snoo85370

exactly and its an UPDATE POST ALREADY UP. $11k i’ll post positions. til then they need to cool down..

Apollo_Delphi

didn't he already POST this same POST a few days ago?

Responsible_Maybe875

Thanks for reporting this. Just shipped **v0.1.1** with the fixes: CORS now locked to localhost origins only, a per-process CSRF token required on every state-changing request, plus an Origin header check on POSTs as belt-and-suspenders. `/api/open_position` (and every other POST) now returns 403 without a valid token. Release: [https://github.com/calesthio/OptionsCanvas/releases/tag/v0.1.1](https://github.com/calesthio/OptionsCanvas/releases/tag/v0.1.1)

Jaded_Drink8872

THIS IS THE 3rd TIMES I SEE THIS SAME FUCKING POST REPOSTED. GET A LIFE 🤌🤡

Spy300

>TRUMP: MIGHT ATTEND SON'S WEDDING, BUT HAVE TO DEAL WITH IRAN >TRUMP: NOT GOING TO SON'S WEDDING, STAYING IN DC: TRUTH POST Its time.

Continentofme

SOMEONE POST THE NO BALLS PEPE Rip memojis

fewthingsarerelated

I had so many witty comments to post THAT I COULDN'T POST!! deploying literal hundreds of dollars at market open to short RDDT

Nave8

Havent u seen the other great lawmakers (on both sides) be masters at trading???!!!??? BAD POST

Lower_Skin_3683

PIGEON DD POST Shat on shoulder of regard means shat all over market today.

Wild_Meeting_9650

This dip will be bought POST HASTE

Bagholder147

More like POST Quantum Encryption and Anduril partnership.

Samjabr

Yes, because the people worried about gas costing them $20 more a week were buying luxury goods... FWIW, I have three POST-grad degrees. But even a retard should understand this.

Wowmuchrya

Axios on holiday? HELLO? MARKET RED POST CEASEFIRE TALKS WTF?!?

Realanise1

3.) This is a crystal clear *false equivalence logical fallacy*. Those are cherry picked examples. (If anyone wants to see a much, much longer post, I can explain exactly why COVID caused short term rather than long term market problems, unlike what would happen in an H5N1 human pandemic.) They are not equivalent to the current situation in the Middle East. Every single early confident prediction that the Iran situation would end within 2 weeks, 4 weeks, 5 weeks, has been proven wrong. Not one president before Trump has ever been dumb enough to get the US into a situation exactly like this with Iran. It is unique. Every single claim from this administration that a treaty agreement is imminent has been 100 percent proven wrong, every single time, the most recent one today. ETA: Iran has never been able to close the strait to anywhere this extent before either. If the Strait of Hormuz continues to be either totally or effectively closed for much longer, the supply chain issues will become overwhelming. Also, "IF THIS POST PISSES YOU OFF" is a textbook example of the *poisoning the well* technique. 5.) It sure seems like nobody is supposed to bring up the possibility of recessions or bubbles anymore. However, this is just an impression, and I'm not going to say there's scientific proof that it's true. What I can say for a fact is that in the last few weeks, I've seen a lot of people attacked for taking either of those possibilities seriously. Take that as a report of anecdotes. Will anything about the situation between the US, Israel, and Iran cause some kind of actual stock market crash or correction if the problem drags on long enough? I honestly don't know. Will it cause a period of market stagnation in that case? I don't know that either. But I'm not going to pretend that a severe global supply shock isn't extremely likely to happen if this situation continues for a few more months. I don't care if the cool kids are admitting the possibility or not.

Daxaconda

90% of the people commenting didnt even take 5 seconds to look into the actual situation. Shows how absolutely simple minded most of you are. But but but..."11 employees and downward trend" "You're cooked" "Put the fries in the bag" Absolute idiots could have read up that the play is POST merger. New management, new business model. New CEO. New revenue stream. New structure. Having said all of that... it could absolutely bomb, but it would be based on the new direction of the company and not the existing situation that you fucktards didnt even bother to understand.

untetheredocelot

UNCENSORED I WANT TO SEE THE GAINZ THE DCA THE GENIUS. POST THE BAGS Since you’re so content and proud what do you have to lose. Let me see the earth shattering money you’re about to gain hoping for others to lose their jobs.

untetheredocelot

I bought like a month ago. No layoffs since then. Do you truly believe there’s no difference? You broke ass motherfucker I know you aren’t that dumb. Whataboutism is a known fallacy too. Once again post a rebuttal. Ps: POST BAGS BITCH

FrugosPeach

Ash Crypto reporting on Twitter!! NO TIME TO CROSS REFERENCE THE VALIDITY OF THE POST!! SELL EVERYTHING. foh

WooWheee

Yeah but we should only be up 10% by DECEMBER POST SANTA RALLY not in fucking early may

Elforas_Tero

I only see gain porn. Where are the bers losing? POST IT

Vulthen1

🥭 - I will be reviewing the Iran proposal, but I can't imagine it being acceptable...." THEN READ FIRST INSTEAD OF "IMAGINING" AND MAKING A SOCIAL MEDIA POST YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

Jujutsuhigh

Lmao theres 3 key short squeezes rn, SOUN, SKYQ, and SERV. PLZ UPVOTE ME SO I CAN POST THE DD

Apollo_Delphi

There is a rotation going on today ... hope it holds for you. the MOD's removed this POST. No reason given...?

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PalpitationSmooth992

every fucking loss [POST](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1szbo99/comment/oj0kax6/?context=1) in this sub hides trades because they are scared to get made fun of for bad trades make WSB about the actual options again nobody gives a shit how much you lost if we cant see what you lost it on

YTLupo

WHAT HAPPENS IF THE MARKETS PRICING IN EARNINGS BEFORE MARKET CLOSE AND THE FED EVENT IS LIKE THE POST SECONDARY EARNINGS NEWS. I know this take is regarded but I can't think of anything else making sense lol

glitched_system1

I was today years old when I found out that both Sam Altman and Peter Thiel are gay and it was FROM A FUCKING TUMBLR POST

Ok_Chemical99

THey blocked me from their services after i complained. They do not allow people to comment on post. When they d by mistake it is floaded with questions. The other guys had SWING services last year for ETF, Small Caps. They closed all services in April 1st. And let people with positions open and far away from money in ZSL, DUST, etc. I was one of them. Average of $62 in ZSL. They dont care. They stop reporting in portfolios and get their subscription fee from us. Every single day there is a video or message from Gareth about the correction and you stay because you are thre to learn and follow trades of someone who know adn get smoked! PLEASE CAN SOMEONE TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THE CURRENT SWING 2025 PORTFOLIO OPEN POSITIONS and 2026 CURRENT POSITION and POST HERE?

Comfortable733

🥭 POST AT 9:29?

SECdeezTrades

In before submission is replaced with \*\*USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST \*\*

DeeDee_Z

> two strategies, try to short Nvidia which seems like a bad idea right now or put most of my investments in treasury bonds JFC ... since when are those the **only two options**, eh? Look up above in the stickied part of THIS VERY POST: > Please consider consulting our FAQ first - https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/faq And our side bar also has useful resources. > If you are new to investing - please refer to Wiki - [Getting Started](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/index/gettingstarted/) > The reading list in the wiki has a list of books ranging from light reading to advanced topics depending on your knowledge level. Link here - [Reading List](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/readinglist) > The media list in the wiki has a list of reputable podcasts and videos - [Podcasts and Videos](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/wiki/medialist) ---- EVERY SUBREDDIT HAS A SIDEBAR, even if it's not visible. ("I'm on mobile" is NOT an excuse.) Sidebars often have the sub's rules, moderator lists, and posting guidelines. See ours? Scroll down to **Frequently Asked Questions**, then find its **7th** bullet: * I'm new to investing, what should I do? This has been asked and answered ***many*** times in the past. Use the search function or check out this, this, this, this, this or this thread.

twittalessrudy

As a millionaire is his mid-thirties, absolutely put your money in retirement. With how much funny money the US government produces, so much of that is going into wild equity growth, so you’re gonna want in on that. That 7% return is POST INFLATION.

Apollo_Delphi

so what?? are you okay? This was a NEWS POST. Get help bro. Stop trolling me.

ryansspace

SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!! DELETE THIS POST!!! I was loving my BB holds, I was loving the gains, I was loving how no one was talking about it. It's basically buying a defence stock for $5 rn, SHUT UP DONT LET THE PEOPLE HERE KNOW!

cheatlkeachamp

That’s called a squeeze bro not a bad earnings call LMAO BUY CALLS AND SEND PICTURE PROOF PLEASE. POST TO THIS THREAD 😂😂😂

isolated-cat

IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: NO MEETING IS PLANNED TO TAKE PLACE BETWEEN IRAN AND THE U.S., IRAN'S OBSERVATIONS WOULD CONVEYED TO PAKISTAN- POST ON X these headlines are irrelevant. physique oil will skyrocket soon and futures will still be discounted

2020isgreat

TRUMP INTENDS TO INVITE PUTIN TO G-20 SUMMIT IN MIAMI -WASHINGTON POST Ukraine is so fucked lmao

CarioGod

dump news on iran: > IRANIAN PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN: IN IRAN, THERE ARE NO RADICALS OR MODERATES; WE ARE ALL "IRANIAN" AND "REVOLUTIONARY," AND WITH THE IRON UNITY OF THE NATION AND GOVERNMENT, WITH COMPLETE OBEDIENCE TO THE SUPREME LEADER OF THE REVOLUTION, WE WILL MAKE THE AGGRESSOR CRIMINAL REGRET HIS ACTIONS. ONE GOD, ONE NATION, ONE LEADER, AND ONE PATH; THAT PATH BEING THE PATH TO THE VICTORY OF OUR DEAR IRAN, MORE PRECIOUS THAN LIFE. - POST ON X >IRANIAN PARL’T SPEAKER GHALIBAF RESIGNS FROM NEGOTIATING TEAM FOLLOWING REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS INTERVENTION – N12 and US 5-YEAR TIPS SALE: HIGH YIELD RATE: 1.367% (PREV 1.433%) BID-COVER RATIO: 2.57 (PREV 2.62) DIRECT ACCEPTED: 26.9% (PREV 21.9%) INDIRECT ACCEPTED: 64.6% (PREV 72.6%) WI: 1.365%

Huge-Ad-8210

POST up 20% again tomorrow?

UsedState7381

HEADS UP, ALJ HEARINGS MIGHT RESTART ACCORDING TO WASHINGTON POST. https://archive.is/t8M6U#selection-449.0-449.267 https://x.com/i/status/2047002335415504988

Desperate-Mix-1866

It even says “SHIT POST” lol

Legendary-Lemon

POST has been here for a year at the very least

Xzlk

Holy we fuck, POST ceasefire, we stayed flat on revamp of war, and then pumped on talks happening on Wednesday, while at all time highs.

Micheal_Hancho

Hey, you guys like fitness? >!FITNESS TIME IN YOUR SCHEDULE TO READ MY POST! LMAO GOTEM! 😎!<

Aromatic_Shame_2350

I was really happy for you, then i realized it is in Canadian rubies . AHahahahaha, what are you gonna buy at tim horton? atleast your government subsidize euthanasia. Such a utopian society. THIS IS AMERICA MOTHER FUCKER POST SOME REAL GODDAM AMERICAN DOLLAR GAINS

Slight-Quiet6138

Well, I turned 12 grand into 18 this week. Slow and steady, but holding onto magnificent seven stocks along with SLS and NEXT. Tough day for NEXT but going to be grabbing more Monday morning. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE AND WHOEVER DUDE IS TOOTIN HIS OWN HORN OVER A LUCKY GAMBLE. LET’S SEE HOW YOU POST NEXT WEEK. I’M THINKING NOTHING BUT SILENCE

MarcosTrujillo

Yes, the post-truth phenomenon that has been happening in society at large for the past few years is spilling over into the market. The level of disconnection from reality and cold cynicism is just overwhelming. I cannot help but roll my eyes when I see 1 of these "bulls" saying stuff like, "but we are the main oil producer on the planet"... like bro, do you even supply-demand? Or the other one I love is "AI is based in real money, not like the sorry .com bubble riding on credit." The point is not credit vs. cash, the point is what does the "AI revolution" have to show in exchange for having swallowed a significant portion of global GDP? A slightly better search experience and social media slop? The technology is in its infancy, for god's sake, e.g. the investment in datacenters may be for nothing if a 10x more efficient algorithm comes out tomorrow. I could on and on... but hey, I'm just a perma-bear who doesn't realize that "stonks always go up bro" (insert bear-suck-it-up meme). Yes, I did lose money trying to short it, but **if I had been on the other side of the trade, I would have been looking at this with sober solemnity rather than elation.** drum roll: Welcome to the POST TRUTH MARKET brought to you by the corruption from the administration and manipulation by big market players at large (god knows we are only seeing the very tip of the iceberg), and the stampede of retail speculators and half-educated "traders". After all, look who we have elected as president, what is to be expected from the average retail and professional investor?!

Allspread

DO NOT POST FACTS when discussing the emperor's reign

hhazinga

The camphor and menthol and eucalyptus oils trigger a neurosensory effect and open your airways through their strong aromas and induced cooling sensation. Oh wait... you mean Vix not Vicks... I dont know... >30 means sell puts I guess. THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY VICKS VAPORUB

isolated-cat

TRUMP TELLS NY POST IRAN TALKS 'COULD BE HAPPENING OVER NEXT TWO DAYS' IN PAKISTAN bruh you just finished talking 2 days ago. should've just let Vance stay there

knoqd_

> 🚨 TRUMP TELLS NY POST IRAN TALKS 'COULD BE HAPPENING OVER NEXT TWO DAYS' IN PAKISTAN We’re gonna hit 700 on talks going well

robmafia

>IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR - NEW YORK POST in case you still don't get it

JasonMrazsHat

IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR - NEW YORK POST was the headline

FiveEggHeads

wait so THE NY POST is a source of pump for algos now? FFs what's next, the national enquirer posting that Kim Kardashian vows to re-open the straight?

DoggedStooge

> NEW YORK POST Really? This is the publication with the scoop?

IvoryTowerResident

IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR - NEW YORK POST If you cant TACO, force other party to TACO

Crazy_Donkies

Someone shared a post that Iran left negotiations \[over nuclear\] because they couldn't communicate with Iran securely enough, and they may still come to an agreement. It's apparently an article from NY POST, but I can't find it. This may by why we aren't down 1% or more.

LVL100Stoner

This is legit whats gonna happen. I swear this is all just a tactic to manipulate the markets. With EVERY SINGLE POST

Street-Baseball8296

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's ALREADY BEEN STOLEN. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's ALREADY BEEN STOLEN. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? STOLEN. You think insiders don't already STEAL COMMENTS? REDDIT is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your COMMENT was STOLEN decades ago when the COMMENT was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your ACCOUNT, what age you would POST, how many times you would COMMENT every week, how many times you POST etc. Anything you can think of has already been STOLEN, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original COMMENTS. Your COMMENT is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent REDDIT. Free will is a myth. REDDIT sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (REDDIT has already POSTED the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been STOLEN and don't POST such a dumb fucking COMMENT again.

TipPsychological3968

Sleep Number SNBR made a big one day move today. Up 60% from yesterday close but still under $2. After a big down streak.  Wondering what others might think?  POST FOR DISCUSSION PURPOSES ONLY. NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE WHATSOEVER. DO YOUR OWN DUE DILIGENCE. Full disclosure: I have some Sleep Number holdings (which is subject to change at anytime). Consider: (as of April 8): *small available float of shares (approximately 16 million see Tradingview); *short interest around 25%(ChatGPT as of Feb);  *Travis Kelce Partnership: Kelce and Sleep Number January announcement that he is a new strategic partner and to become a top shareholder (see Sleep Number investor relations) of under 5% and an investor; *announcement stated Kelce had been using Sleep Number products since 2019; *Kelce to be featured in upcoming Sleep Number tv ads and on social platforms(see instagram post Jan 28 with Jason Kelce calling Travis “Mattress Man”. Kinda funny) *Kelce engaged to Taylor Swift and rumored to wed this summer, which is already generating further public attention; *Kelce has 10s of millions of followers across platforms(Swift has 100s of millions of followers although her relevancy questionable since she has no involvement but they are a couple and announcement stated Kelce deal for 3 years so 🤷‍♂️); *Kelce already 3 time Super Bowl Champion is coming back for 14th season; which could final “farewell” season and generate further attention;  *Sleep Number closing unprofitable stores and focused on higher profitable products and goal to return to profitability(see company filings); *Sleep Number has over 500 stores in U.S FOR DISCUSSION PURPOSES ONLY. Not investment advice.  Again, wondering others thoughts…

cruisin_urchin87

THE MORE YOU POST THIS THE MORE CLOSED IT GETS lol

Available_Way_355

UPDATED US WAR SCOREBOARD POST 1940: VIETNAM: EMBARRASSED KOREA: EMBARRASSED (N.Korea uranium enrichment) AFGHANISTAN: EMBARRASSED (infinite budget vs men in tents and lost) IRAQ: EMBARRASED (Achieved literally nothing) IRAN: EMBARRASED (Iran uranium enrichment) WW2: WON (By dropping a nuke on innocent factory workers) 1/6

Avocadonot

Nah because that is all happening client side in 🥭's browser An internal engineer could theoretically intercept the request after the POST but before the database transaction occurs that updates the live truth, I guess.

tired_ani

This space is becoming very tiresome with too many dimwits trying to play geopolitics. Even those comments are very low quality since they are predictions and rather repetitive. THIS IS A STOCK PICKING SUBREDDIT, TRY TO POST YOUR IDEAS PLEASE. I am buying Safran as I see it in a same situation as Nintendo, selling low margin Hardware/Engines now to profit off of high margin Software/MRO later.

Samjabr

Bro, I'm not asking it to show me how to pleasure my GF... This took fking hours. Literally 9 hours. so many missed critical details **100TB GDrive Backend** # I. Firmware & OS Hardening (Headless Optimization) * **UEFI/BIOS Configuration**: * Set `AC Recovery` to `Power On`. * Set `POST Behavior` to `Continue on Warnings and Errors`. * Disable `SupportAssist OS Recovery` and `BIOSConnect` (UEFI Network Stack dependency). * Clear `BIOS Event Logs` to reset pending diagnostic flags. * **OS Level (Windows 11)**: * Disable `Fast Startup` via Power Options (Registry: `HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Power\HiberbootEnabled = 0`). * Set Power Schema to `High Performance`; disable `PCI Express Link State Power Management`. * Configure `Automatic Login` via `netplwiz` for persistent session restoration after power cycling. # II. Storage Abstraction Layer (Rclone VFS) * **API Ingress**: * Provision a dedicated **OAuth 2.0 Client ID and Secret** via Google Cloud Console. * Enable `Drive API` and bypass default `rclone` shared client IDs to eliminate 403 Rate Limit errors. * **VFS Mount Parameters**: * **Mount Command**: $$rclone \\ mount \\ remote: \\ G: \\ --vfs-cache-mode \\ full \\ --vfs-cache-max-age \\ 24h \\ --buffer-size \\ 256M \\ --dir-cache-time \\ 1000h \\ --attr-timeout \\ 1000h$$ * **Logic**: Map `G:` as a virtual filesystem with `--vfs-read-chunk-size 128M` for sequential 4K stream buffering. * **Persistence**: * Implement a `.vbs` wrapper in `shell:startup` to execute the mount in a suppressed background process (WindowStyle 0). # III. Containerization & Orchestration (Docker) * **Engine**: Docker Desktop (WSL2 Backend). * **Stack (Docker-Compose YAML)**: * **Plex**: Enable `/dev/dri` passthrough for **Intel QuickSync (iGPU)** hardware transcoding. * **Automation (Radarr/Sonarr)**: Configure binary path mapping (`/data/media`) to ensure **Atomic Moves** (Instant Imports) across the VFS mount. * **Indexer Logic (Prowlarr)**: Centralize API keys for all Usenet/Torrent indexers. * **Database Management**: Force all SQLite databases (`AppDir`) to the local **NVMe SSD** to prevent latency-induced database locks frequent in cloud-based storage. # IV. Network Ingress & Automation * **External Access**: Deploy `cloudflared` (Cloudflare Tunnel) to route **Overseerr** (Request Management) through a secure HTTPS tunnel, bypassing CGNAT and local firewall port-forwarding. * **Library Scanning**: Disable Plex 'Auto-Scan' on the VFS mount; implement a **Websocket-based Plex Autoscan** script to trigger targeted library updates via filesystem change notifications.

Pazzaaaaaa

TRUTH SOCIAL POST: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”

mbashs

Man, I LOVE YOU FOR THIS POST

OrdinaryMix4013

#TACO moved the GOAL POST AGAIN LMAO

NaniIntensifies

https://preview.redd.it/rct4r76ggetg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf055405dbc64648f4578518582af74bced026d8 "HE CLICKED POST!!!!!!"

Icy-Motor-8519

THAT WAS HIS BEST TRUTH SOCIAL POST YET!! Lmao the desperation in it. Happy Easter ya’ll and PRAISE…. Yo Momma

trentcoolyak

You don’t understand correlated returns or risk adjusted expected returns are and speaking out of your ass. These are extremely basic concepts that any half decent investor should know. Are you a bot? My positions are literally posted IN THE POST. They have more than doubled in value since I acquired them. The fact that someone with your level of financial literacy is so ardently advocating for GLD without understanding the basics of why institutions buy it is making me even more bearish

SaintJeanneD-Sim

# FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP BELIEVING THESE WEAK ASS HEADLINES DAY AFTER DAY, U RETARDS. # OIL IS +9%, POST THE DAMN HOTLINE FOR BOLS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD https://preview.redd.it/233hlknxrssg1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f149a449d8637cdc71e3db40f2c6c0cc044d12

NYGiants181

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA You seriously made a post about that comment? JFC get a life bro. Also.. THIS POST AGED LIKE FUCKING MILK.

Low_Truck_7049

bers keep crying loool "market manipulation" . POST THE LOSSES LOL

KlyptoK

**Jan 2**  Warns Iran not to kill protesters. *"The United States of America will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go."* **January 13**   Tells Iranian people *"TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS"* - *"HELP IS ON ITS WAY."* **Late January**  Comments on NATO: *"We've never needed them. We have never really asked anything of them."* Also says NATO allies *"stayed a little back, a little off the front lines"* in Afghanistan. (More than 1,000 coalition soldiers died in Afghanistan.) **Feb 25** - State of the Union address claims Iran is *"working to build missiles that will soon reach the United States of America."* (US intelligence says this is not expected until 2035 at the earliest.) --- ## WAR BEGINS **Sat, Feb 28 ~2:30 AM**  *(Markets closed - Saturday)*   War announced via 8-minute Truth Social video from Mar-a-Lago. Not an Oval Office address - a social media post. Calls for regime change. Says Iran's *"menacing activities"* endanger the US. **Feb 28**  *"Khamenei, one of the most evil people in History, is dead."* **Mar 2 (Mon)**  Medal of Honor ceremony: *"We will easily prevail... Whatever it takes."*   Also: *"Nobody else could have done this but me, and you know that."*   Also: Claims projected timeline was *"four to five weeks, but we have capability to go far longer."*   Also: Complains Democrats are only mad *"BECAUSE I DID IT."*   Also: *"We have a virtually unlimited supply of these weapons."* **Mar 3 (Tue)**  *"Their air defense, Air Force, Navy, and Leadership is gone."*   Also tells reporters he attacked Iran because he *"had a feeling"* Iran would strike first. (Secretary of State Rubio had given a completely different explanation the day before.) **Mar 6 (Thu)**   ***"There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!"***   **Mar 7 (Fri)** *"Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore."*   SAME DAY: *"Today Iran will be hit very hard!"*   SAME DAY - on an apology from Iran's president to neighboring countries: *"That's a surrender right there. I called it a surrender tonight."* **Mar 7**  UK considers sending aircraft carriers.   Trump: *"That's OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don't need them any longer - But we will remember. We don't need people that join Wars after we've already won!"*   Also: *"This is not Winston Churchill that we're dealing with."* --- **Mar 8 (Sat)** *(Markets closed - Saturday)*   Oil prices surging. Trump says they will *"drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over."* ***"ONLY FOOLS"*** would think otherwise.   SAME DAY: Hegseth on 60 Minutes: *"This is only just the beginning."*   **Mar 9 (Sun)** Press conference at Trump National Doral Miami:   *"All gone. We could call it a tremendous success right now."*   SAME EVENT: *"We could call it a tremendous success right now, as we leave here, I could call it, or we could go further, and we're going to go further."* CBS News phone call: *"I think the war is very complete, pretty much."* Republican Issues Conference speech - on sinking Iranian ships:   *"I said, 'Why don't we just capture the ship? We could have used it. Why did we sink them?' They said, 'It's more fun to sink them.'"*   SAME DAY: Also says the war is ***"both complete and just beginning."*** SAME DAY: *"We've already won in many ways, but we haven't won enough."* SAME DAY: Threatens Iran will be hit ***"TWENTY TIMES HARDER"*** if they disrupt oil flow.   Also says it is *"my honor to"* work to secure the Strait of Hormuz, insisting the oil supply mostly benefits other countries. **Mar 10 (Mon)** Demands Iran immediately remove naval mines. *"If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before."* Hegseth: *"Our will is endless."* Also Hegseth: *"I want the American people to understand this is not endless."* **Mar 11 (Tue)** Kentucky rally ***"And we've won. Let me tell you, we've won. You know, you never like to say too early you won. We won. We won the - in the first hour, it was over. We won."*** SAME DAY to Axios: War will end *"soon"* because there's *"practically nothing left to target."* Also: *"It ends any time I want it to end."* **Mar 12 (Wed)**   *"They are pretty much at the end of the line. It doesn't mean we are going to end it immediately - it is only a question of when."* **Mar 13 (Thu)**   Fox News interview - on when the war will end: ***"When I feel it in my bones."*** But also: *"I don't think it's going to be long when it's over."* **Mar 14 (Sat)**  *(Markets closed - Saturday)*   Truth Social: ***"We have already destroyed 100% of Iran's Military capability"***   SAME POST: *"...but it's easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are."*   Calls on China, France, Japan, South Korea, UK to send warships: *"Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help - A LOT!"* Also dismisses reports US planes were destroyed in a Saudi base strike: *"Four of the five had virtually no damage, and are already back in service."* --- **Mar 15 (Sat)** *(Markets closed - Saturday)*   Truth Social: *"Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran's attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships"* - names China, France, Japan, South Korea, UK.   NBC interview: *"They've not only committed, but they think it's a great idea."* **Mar 16 (Mon)** ***Market open: S&P up 1%, Dow +325 pts on hope of coalition***   White House event: *"Numerous countries have told me they're on their way."*   Asked which countries: ***"I'd rather not say yet."*** Says Rubio will announce. (No announcement ever comes.)   Also: *"Some have to travel an ocean."*   Also: *"I know that we'll protect them and if ever needed, if we ever needed help, they won't be there for us."* SAME DAY: Germany: *"This is not our war; we have not started it."* Spain, Italy, Australia, Japan, South Korea all decline. Trump declines to give a timeline: *"I don't want to say... if I'm two days late, you'll criticize me."* **Mar 17 (Tue)** Truth Social (morning): NATO allies *"don't want to get involved"* - calls it a *"one way street."*   THEN: ***"Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer 'need,' or desire, the NATO Countries' assistance - WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea. In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!"*** Oval Office with Ireland's PM: *"We don't need any help, actually."*   *(This is ONE DAY after "numerous countries told me they're on the way.")* Also: The war *"has been long prosecuted as far as I'm concerned, almost from day one."* **Mar 19** publicly threatened to “massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field” if Iran attacked Qatar again. (Would be an economic and environmental disaster) Japanese reporter asked why allies weren’t informed before the Feb 28 strikes. Trump replies with “...Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?” Truth Social: The Strait *"will have to be guarded and policed by other Nations who use it - The United States does not!"*   ALSO: *"If asked, we will help these Countries in their Hormuz efforts, but it shouldn't be necessary once Iran's threat is eradicated."*   **Mar 20 (Thu)** Reporter asks what he means by saying the war was won:   *"Oh, I think we won. We've knocked out their Navy, their Air Force. We've knocked out their anti-aircraft. We've knocked out everything. We're roaming free."* Rejects Pope Leo XIV's call for a ceasefire: ***"You don't do a ceasefire when you're literally obliterating the other side."*** **Mar 20 (Fri)** ***"Without the U.S.A., NATO IS A PAPER TIGER! They didn't want to join the fight to stop a Nuclear Powered Iran. Now that fight is Militarily WON, with very little danger for them, they complain about the high oil prices they are forced to pay, but don't want to help open the Strait of Hormuz, a simple military maneuver that is the single reason for the high oil prices. So easy for them to do, with so little risk. COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER!"*** Help is on the way -> Numerous countries coming (won't say who) -> Everyone says no -> WE NEVER NEEDED HELP -> Why won't anyone help -> COWARDS -> We will REMEMBER -> We NEED NOTHING -> Why would we be there for them

One_Confidence_7069

"BERS SUCK LOLOL POST THE HOTLINE FOR BERS" <checks futes> +.02% Dafuq

ChieftainMcLeland

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO POST?

Zirup

THIS POST: A Sophomoric Understanding of Monetary Theory.

Boheed

WASHINGTON POST: Pentagon prepares for weeks of ground operations in Iran

Unemployable1593

#POST.

moosewithamuffin

I’m suing Truth Social for making me depressed if we don’t get a PUMP POST soon!

Low_Truck_7049

# Trump extends pause on energy site strikes; German minister says US-Iran talks to take place ‘very soon’ BULLISH , BERS GOING TO POST AND CRY ABOUT MARKET MANIPULATION AGAIN LOL

Soffatjockis

Mango: I WILL BOMB YOU IN 48 HRS IF YOU DON'T OPEN HORMUZ Do it. I dare you. OK. I WILL POST PONE 5 DAYS THEN I WILL! No you won't. HAHA BUT IN 10 DAYS I WILL IF YOU DON'T COMPLY! Yeah, sure bro. Whatever. Art of the deal™

TripleChen_LLC

Futures look like they are just preparing for a HUGE TRUMP PUMP POST

_Doomer_Wojack_

If your not buying puts on Friday idk what the fuck you are doing IRANIAN PARLIAMENT SPEAKER SAYS INTELLIGENCE REPORTS SUGGEST 'ENEMIES' OF IRAN PREPARING TO OCCUPY AN IRANIAN ISLAND WITH SUPPORT FROM REGIONAL COUNTRY -POST ON X

AdAny631

There are alternatives coming from Google TPU and startups like Neurophos, that use OPUs (optical processing units). Since they use light instead of transistors a single tray of 8 OPUs is faster than a 3,000 lb GPU rack at 1% of the power draw. Testing begins in 2026 and production by 2028. The best part is they can be built on existing semi-conductor equipment. I don’t know if it’s going to be successful but they raised $110 million in Series A fundraising unfortunately led by the Gates Foundation. Hey, maybe not every pedo wants the world to burn because AI is currently an environmental and social plague. If it is going to exist at least don’t waste all this capital/land building datacenters. I predict we will look back at these concrete monstrosities we built and wonder how were so many visionary tech CEOs blinded by the promise of lower labor costs and who were simply blinded by ambition and greed aka bigger number > better person. Then I remember Zuckerberg blew $80 billion on Metaverse. You know who isn’t ALL in on AI, it’s AAPL. They are more than happy to have Google pay them 100% pure profit to get Google and now Gemini on their phones/devices. FUCK THIS POST, I WANTED A FUCKING STEAM MACHINE AND YOU AI ASSHOLES CUCKED ME! I COULD HAVE BOUGHT THE MACBOOK AIR FOR $749 WITH 16GB BUT NOOO NOW ITS $999. That’s a 25% percent increase in the price of memory, basically. In conclusion buy Micron.

McKoijion

> OIL FUTURES BRIEFLY TURN NEGATIVE ON UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF ONE-MONTH MIDEAST CEASEFIRE; QUICKLY REVERSE POSITIVE IN VOLATILE POST-SETTLEMENT TRADING How have you guys not caught onto this scam yet? It's the exact same one every time lol