TOP

BooBrew32

Soon... Bears dining on TOP Ramen. Bulls licking the left over seasoning packets and crying to themselves.

MusingsAndMind

Was gonna by corn but then it dipped again! I WANT TO BUY THE DAMN TOP.

No-Opposite-5859

BREAKING NEWS: AIDS FOR YOUR AIDS ON TOP OF THAT AIDS FOR THOSE AIDS 

trainwreck001

TOP GUN: MAVERICK PLAYING NOW ON PAKISTAN/ INDIAN BORDER. 

lordofthecheeks

lol PLTR DOUBLE TOP

Legitimate-Ant6838

We flush these weeks because of all this tariff blah blah talk now tariff is old news bear market cancel we fly back to the TIP TOP 🔝

George_w_kush93

What’s the I hear? Is that Fire on the Mountain from Barton Hall Cornell ‘77? Wait what? “The underlying economy is strong…wait and see”. OH SHIT JPOW FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! 

Son_of_Sephiroth

CHYNA OFF THE TOP ROPE! We pumping tomorrow fam

KeyKindheartedness34

His way of conveying his message is even TOP tier smooth brain.

scorchie

Ok, but here is the thing.... all the private risk is held AT THE TOP: billionaires and the most prominent institutions. Look at endowments.... they sold all their liquid holdings to go all in on privates. Most wealthy people are in the same asset allocation strategy in private markets. The risk to their net worth is in the devaluation of these privates, not their public equity holdings. This would also trigger a crisis that would put the GFC to shame in terms of structural risk. This is trillions of dollars that are overvalued, illiquid, and unregulated. Clearly, there is distress, as shown by APO/BX/Shaw stepping in to help, as wiping out all the banks is not in anyone's best interest. It still doesn't change the fact that SOMEONE will hold these losses... and it will not be the 0.1%.

Waveytony

Just saw a siphoned gas tank for the first time in ages THE TOP IS IN

AllHailtheKingg

550 TOP

pitchingataint

Most companies he’s talking about are in a manufacturing space of some kind. Those companies would require new facilities. None of these guys realize how long it will take to build these facilities ON TOP OF the fact that you need time to pick said locations and recruit to run those facilities. There is no chance in hell they could just snap their fingers and have all these companies move back to the states overnight. tl;dr - this admin is fucking delusional

Inedible-denim

And when everything is unaffordable, guess what? It's Biden again. I was on a sub reading about handheld gaming prices and the tariff for them is like $350 on TOP of the device price itself. We are so fucked....

RaZE___SoViEt

1. DryShips Inc. (DRYS) – Resumed after massive price surge in 2016. 2. Top Financial Group Ltd. (TOP) – Resumed in May 2023 after volatility concerns. 3. Root9B Holdings Inc. (RTNB) – Resumed in 2017 after clarification on acquisition. 4. DS Healthcare Group Inc. (DSKX) – Eventually resumed OTC after months. 5. Force Energy Corp. (FNRG) – Did not resume on Nasdaq; moved off exchange.

Mysterious_Yoghurt58

Thank you! I’m just glad to be making some money! QS ON TOP 😂

DrXaos

\> “‘America First’ does not mean America alone. To the contrary, it is a call for deeper collaboration and mutual respect among trade partners,” Bessent said at an Institute of International Finance event in Washington, D.C. Trump Truth Social the next day: "AMERICA FIRST!!! AMERICA ALONE! ON TOP!"

teamyg

TOP is in, next stop is QQQ 440. 

GlutenFreeBuns

TOP

teamyg

Short-term TOP is IN, my massive QQQ shorts gonna print 

teamyg

The TOP was in, downtrend has started; holding tight on my QQQ short positions 

Deliverah

China is halting GRAIN imports. And grain is not TOP SOIL. Good DAY sir!

Chainmale001

That's nice. Everyone forget WE SELL CHINA OUR TOP SOIL. Without it they'll starve to death in less than a generation.

eddi_villafuerte

Hey buddy, I have a bottle of air to sell you. It's TOP quality air. Trust me, I'm Chinese

BraveSoul699

hey guys I BOUGHT CALLS at the TOP and sold them at the BOTTOM and bought PUTS and now it went back up. WTF

GhostsinGlass

I kind of want to add some pakistani stocks to my deck. War is actively breaking out between India and Pakistan, check the Indian subreddits and its all cope and seethe, then I check the pakistan subreddit and its TOP TIER shitposting memes. 

CLYDEFR000G

Market share is defined by the % of the pie you have from the consumer. If waymo is currently the only seller of robo taxis in town then yes they have the market share. What you are referring to is a moat, and you are stating that Tesla will be so more advanced with their Tesla vision compared to LiDAR. Please learn your terminology and don’t base your facts on the cult of Elmo. No i haven’t driven in FSD Tesla. Why tf would I want to buy a Tesla let alone buy a Tesla AND THEN PAY A SUBSCRIPTION ON TOP OF MY CAR PAYMENT TO BE GRANTED THE UNLOCK FOR FSD LMAOOOOOOOO

Quickoneonit

TOP 25 TRUMP COIN HOLDERS ARE GETTING A MEETING WITH PRES AND VIP WHITEHOUSE TOUR WTF HOW DID THEY ACTUALLY THINK THAT WAS OKAY?!?!?! BUYING SOME RIGHT NOW 

Over_Significance996

Holy guacamole I stepped away from the charts after I sold my calls @ 545. I ACTUALLY SOLD THE TOP. Wow that will never happen again. 

suddenly-scrooge

we eatin TOP ramen today boys

Antique-Flight-5358

[Investing.com](http://Investing.com) TOP Buys....CASS CEO buy 200 shares... ROFL WTF

maximuminimum

** 🐂 IS ON TOP NOW !!! NONSTOP FUCKING** BUY STOCK NOW !!! CAWK UP & don’t fuckin’ stop !!! SPOT NEON THONG on tight AZZ 🍑 take it off hot older milf and sniff 👃👃 Only buy stock and ULTRA premium Parmesan cheese for PRotien intake !!! 10 gms, Ounce by ounce. then snag SPARKL THONG FOR QUEEN 💦 with spare change SPY 650 EOY pussies MELT under BULE’S HEAT 🍑🍑🩲👃👃👃🐬🐬🐬🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🦅

jonneh

TSLA MISS TOP AND BOTTOM 

Antique-Flight-5358

[Barrick Gold to sell last Canadian mine amid high gold prices](https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/barrick-gold-to-sell-last-canadian-mine-amid-high-gold-prices-93CH-3996654) \- Even Barrick golds calling the TOP

Effective_Swan_6466

Who bought GOLD at the TOP?

Elegant-Berry5192

*AT THE TOP??*

SlitlyRetarded

Fking hell. The orange cunt is caving to china. My puts I caught the the fucking TOP are destroyed My fault for thinking that limp dick retard was gonna hold out.

BC_32

Everything’s pumping bears get fucked, US ECONOMY ON TOP 🦅🦅🦅🦅

-WaxedSasquatch-

I thought that we might actually be able to claw our way back if he ended the tariffs. Now, I do not think there is a realistic chance. After today’s drop and what the 10yr and 30yr bond markets did (+1.66% and +2.12% respectively) we appear to be entirely cooked. The shit is feeling the air of the fan; it’s only a couple inches before it hits. This will snowball into everything. Supply chains are about to slow to worse than Covid levels. This means truckers, this means businesses, this means everything, fucking everything is about to get hit so hard we will be wishing for the Covid economy….then it gets worse, because the fed will have a choice of print money or let these over leveraged hedge funds and banks fail…..(they will print money), now we have the US dollar getting devalued ON TOP OF the insane prices, and that’s if you can even get the goods you need. I legitimately think we are going to see major riots from what is about to happen and at this point unless trump calls of all tariffs and makes all new deals with all countries within this week or some crazy move by Powell to somehow hedge against this coming storm (the man somehow gave us a soft landing from Covid)….. We are fucked. Maybe I’m overreacting. I really hope I am. I’ve definitely done it in the past and things have passed somewhat just fine. This time feels different. Idk why, but this time feels dramatically different. The rest of the world isn’t playing the same game anymore like with Covid or other economic crashes, they will let us just burn ourselves down. That’s a really big difference….

No_Technician7058

literally I bought the VERY TOP of gold. tariffs canceled and trump kowtowing to powell coming tomorrow. You're welcome.

Uncle_Steve7

TOP does the trick, but you can parse it down more than that if you’re feeling spicy

Saladus

Only way to possible say “I’m adding a pause ON TOP OF the existing pause which has yet to expire”

Orzorn

Just think about that. The dollar is down 10% since the **start of the year**. Its now 10% more expensive to buy foreign goods on TOP OF the tariffs.

Tillfatfire

GOLD TOP IS IN 

talkyape

TRUMP'S ICONIC ORANGE HUE IS IN FACT DERIVED FROM A DELICATE PROCESS INVOLVING THE DRYING, POWDERING AND SUBSEQUENT OIL SLUDGE REFINEMENT OF CAREFULLY AND ETHICALLY HARVESTED CARROT TOP SMEGMA. TRUMP SPARES NO EXPENSE 😂 hoooooo boooooy I wish the STONK MARKET WAS OPEN holy got DAYM

Foreverpaid111111122

CURRENT DJ AT A TOP LA STRIP CLUB : You guys have no idea how much money was in strip clubs 2020-22 it’s all been downhill now for everyone, would put it in the -30% range in terms of earnings. the girls who had frequent rich customers are fine, weekends are still full of people and the weekdays still have people no recession nonsense has made it into real world.

HiroAmiya230

What you want us to do? We been yelling TOP of our lungs this would happened. Nobody wish for this. None. All we can do is able to say I told you so.

jeffynihao

Fun Fact: The TPP, under Obama, did this exact thing of isolating trade from China to try and encouraged buying from other "friendlier" countries instead. BUT TRUMP FKING WITHDREW FROM IT IN HIS FIRST TERM. NOW WE DOING THE SAME THING BUT PISSING OFF OUR ALLIES ON TOP OF IT. DOLLAR LOWEST HIT 2022 LEVELS, BORROWING COSTS GOING UP DESPITE, NO RATE CUT, NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING. bruh this guy hasnt even been in office 100 days. im gonna kms.

andytobbles

Good discount on NVDA if you didn’t have the balls to buy in the 90s. A 5.5B one time write off that is going to get gobbled up by somebody else is a non factor lol. You always have buyers at the TOP

Beautiful_Meal3477

Thanks bro I’ll take anything but a smelly armpit fucker with probably less than me trying to be an ass to me thinking they are TOP G 😂

gaymossadist

STAY CALM! We have a team of our TOP GUYS (Nutlick) looking into the correct 'bucket' for the 245% tariff.

Aggravating_Fig6288

I LITERALLY JUST SOLD MY PUTS AT THE DAILY TOP FOR A LOSS IM SO BAD AT THIS FUCK 

Daddyslayer2142069

TOP 10% gain STBX going

glompulin

I think it's clear Bessent is in control now: BESSENT PRIORITIZES U.K., AUSTRALIA, SOUTH KOREA AMONG TOP TARGETS FOR TRADE DEALS

Vanhouzer

It lost 6 trillion dollars. Is the TOP market i. The world and also… they reversed stuff and paused others. It will not tanked just like that but it did kind of stood there for a few days.

IKaleidoscopeI

I SOLD YOU THOSE CALLS AT THE TOP. 

Blacxwidow

Maybe next time I should have ask that are there more news about the TOP gainers tickers, because I thought that BULL is gonna dump after the pump, but I'm wrong, there are more good news which I do not know until someone mention it now, I shoulda hop in, damn...

plottytwist

FINALLY A TOP POST ABOUT RETARDS BEING ALLOWED BACK. Next, FD, just got out of a ban for using it properly. Words are contextual.

PlayerHeadcase

And they have also licensed rare earth mineral sakes to the US- translation, stopped them. Those that know what this means, on TOP of the OPs list, will shit neodymium. Consumer electronics - phones , chips High tech manufacturing-, lasers, ev motors, superconductors Military hardware- guided missiles, radar systems. China controls 70% of global rare earth production. Neodymium- 85%. Praseodymiym - 85% Dysprosium - 90% Tedium- 90% Yttruim - 90%.. And more, but get this -they also control the processing technologies . Whoops. AND their cards still to play- bonds, as OP points out, tariffs on services, which China is best placed to weather due to their control over internal services.. TL;DR Xi STILL has many bullets in the chamber, if Trump does not fold, it's fucking game over and that's not an exaggeration.

MikuEmpowered

Are these bot takes? Like wtf. Do you think market dropped during liberation because he was memeing? It's already enacted. It's just that now it's paused temporary. If this shit keeps up where he flip flops, investors are just going to take their capital and fuk off. This means US market shrinkage, and loss of capital means companies likely will have to adjust their plan and expansion, ON TOP of shrinking consumer base due to higher prices and layoff.

joe4942

Okay, bullish: > FEDERAL RESERVE 'ABSOLUTELY' READY TO HELP STABILISE MARKET IF NEEDED, TOP OFFICIAL SAYS - FT

Desperate-Style9325

TOP meme here. Needed this. Thank you

FawningDeer37

🥭’s gonna come out tomorrow and fucking say “WERE TAKING IT TO ZERO! TO GET THE TOP WE MUST GO THROUGH THE BOTTOM!” And then he’ll wave his finger hands like his playing a harp

maximuminimum

**TOP CHINESE DELEGATE: Donard isa good man. so handsome, like movie star! He not asshore, not smerr like a durian. We make dear together. he now say "China numba one, better than my hair!" USA serr good stuff in China. make us rich, buy more bubber tea and xiao long bao!**

IllustriousHorsey

This is the THIRTIETH HIGHEST TOP-LEVEL COMMENT on this thread. There are 29 comments above yours of sheer hysteria over the title before even ONE person bothered to check and realize that the title of this post is a straight up lie. Fucking unreal.

basepairs

Is this better? I incorporated some elements from other comments. JUST HAD A BEAUTIFUL AND VERY PRODUCTIVE CALL WITH PRESIDENT XI, LEADER OF CHINA. THEY ARE VERY CLOSE TO SIGNING A DEAL AND I AM HOPEFUL, FOR THEIR SAKE, THEY WILL SIGN “THE DEAL” THIS WEEK. A TOP TEAM IS BEING SENT TO MEET WITH ME, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO DISCUSSIONS. THEY ARE IN A MUCH WEAKER POSITION THAN WE ARE, AND THEY KNOW IT! THEY HAVE NO CARDS LEFT TO PLAY!!! HOLD THE LINE!!! DJT

trainwreck001

CORPORATIONS DEINDUSTRIALIZED THE US. YOUR TOP DONORS BONEHEAD. 

trainwreck001

HUNTERS... TOP PRIORITIES 

trainwreck001

TOP DONORS JUST GOT BANKRUPTED I SHED A TEAR FOR THEM. 

UndisputedLoll

This is the perfect time for a country to retaliate FROM THE TOP ROPE 

printstreamer

WHO HERE BOUGHT THE TOP 

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

bbred72111

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER !! He will get the USA back where we belong, at the TOP above EVERY OTHER NATION !!!

Syndaquil

Okay so which tariffs are paused?? Canada, Mexico and the rest besides China? Or just the "new" ones where he added 10% ON TOP of the last ones.. It's honestly getting confusing!

TrueHarlequin

China's TOP response, and it should be announced publicly, is that all exports to the US will cease immediately.

fracked1

Nope, only paused the arbitrarily calculated "reciprocal" tariffs on TOP of the 10%. Market is so desperate for good news I guess

winston73182

there are literally more signals of a market TOP than a bottom. Meme shit everywhere (Quantum and space junk still carrying billions of market cap), ultra-levered ETFs everywhere, theta is the dominant market force, rates ripping. These things totally offset the vix as a bottom indicator. Having said that, tomorrow's CPI is gonna be <2.5% y/y and SPY prob goes back to >520. That's all well and good, but we are not in a stable, investable environment until stocks actually move with earnings estimates and quantum stocks are back <$1.

Conscious-Jicama2274

I believe this may be the final shift that will detach big techs from the rest. To be clear and specific: Microsoft, Google, Nvidia etc will survive this with minimal cash loss. The rest of the american market however, and I mean all the companies small/medium/big with complex supply chains or simply working on refinement and transformation of base goods from China (the backbone of the manufacturing in the USA) will be completely wiped out. This nornally means unemployment, unrest, riots. Without social security and without any kind of safety nets, this means unemployment, unrest, riots X10. The only companies to survive will be the ones big enough to survive all of this and will be the ones disproportionately gaining in the stock market. Remember COVID? Only big players managed to recover a ton of their value quickly, they even overtired, the rest struggled. This is ON TOP of that financial crisis (that is still not completely passed) and affects the entirety of the global supply chain. It will be a bloodbath, I mean it literally.

AugusteToulmouche

MFS HAVE PTSD AT ANY SIGHT OF GREEN AND YOU DONT THINK THE BOTTOM IS IN??? “HURR DURR STILL SO MUCH UNCERTAINTY, WE COULD HAVE MORE -5% DAYS” FINE, YOU CAN WAIT AND BUY MY CALLS OFF ME AT THE PICO TOP AGAIN 

Chlo-Motion

For Future Reference, Guys! TOP indicators: 1) Forbes putting scam CEOs on the front page ("Bitcoin Alchemist"); 2) Cathie Wood calling for "Golden Age of America"; 3) Cramer calling bottoms BOTTOM indicators: 1) Ackman crying on TV, 2) 94 year old man with $330B cash pile buying back into the market, 3) Cramer calling tops

Bob_the_peasant

THE 2020 ELECTION IS STILL THE TOP FUCKING THING HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT Jesus fuck

skysoblueee

Don’t worry guys, come April 30th and the GDP report will show a positive +100% growth and no, we will have no access to the data supporting this bc it’s TOP SECRET! The White House DOJ will argue it’s a matter of national security so it cannot be revealed to the public!

Unhappy_Raspberry_21

6% intraday movement on the #TOP #500 companies in the USA. This market is #FUCKED

WendyDumpsterFire

IM SO REGARDED I BOUGHT NIKE AT TOP AGAIN AND NOW ITS TANKING IM FUCKING DONE CLOWN ASS FUCKING MARKET 🥭 TOO AND THIS ADMINISTRATION 

the_jedi_are_evil

**BREAKING NEWS: XI CALLS THE TOP ON SPY** 

frt23

Great post dude, What has changed since Sunday? Korea has sent a plane with their "TOP TEAM" according to a man that has never embellished anything. April 15th is Airline earnings, the first domino to make the market fall due to tariffs were Airlines warning people that there are cracks in the consumer, Target and Walmart later repeated that sentiment. Canadian Airlines have cut down their flights to America due to leisure bookings down 40% and predicted to reach 70%. Investors just blissfully ignoring warning signs from the 2 sectors that show consumer spending being cut. If you are buying today I will send you an invitation to your own funeral........

oTuly

Reported as the TOP political issue of the 2024 elections. Around 30%+ of voters had the economy as their top issue when considering who to vote for, depending on which pollster you are looking at.

WendyDumpsterFire

I bought NKE AT THE TOP AGAIN 

Annihilator4413

Additional as in ON TOP of what's already in place?

wtfridge

GOOD THING I GOT MORE PUTS AT THE TOP 

MrKalyoncu

SELL BOTTOM - BUY TOP 

skoltroll

Exactly. The hammer is now $8, and the tax...err tariff... is $4 paid to the Federal gov't. Now, ON TOP OF THAT, that $2 Mexican hammer is being sold in the US for $10, and the US MBA's with their big brains will launch a campaign that THEIR hammers will not be $30. They'll just be $16. Trump gets $4. Big Biz gets $2 more (and claims "poverty" with lower margins), and **you just paid an extra $6 for a hammer**.

Jeffoxy

OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP HIS PORT 

elmospaceman

Staying in Afghanistan was based off lies. We should’ve turned to Pakistan to have any chance at success in the region. Their gov. knowingly harbored and funded Al quaeda and other militants ON TOP of the ousted afghan taliban to continually destabilize their neighbor/rival. Bin laden was in the biggest villa in his neighborhood.