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CALM, LAND, FPI, and LMNR: how would you rank these in terms of long-term growth and reliability?
All the Important Stock Market News from Today in 1 Post (10/03/2023)
Shorting $CALM: Seizing Opportunity in the Declining Conventional Egg Market
Egg prices continue to go down; it is time to benefit from trends
$CALM 'Egg stock' with solid fundamentals, +18% SHORT *Squeeze potential* Low Float
Buy-In on CALM with Egg Economy About to Boom
What are some "obvious" trades based on news/events/themes that you currently hold?
What are some news headlines/longer-run trends that motivate your stock picks?
$CALM Stock Soars 5% today as CPI Reports 70% Increase in Egg Prices
Current Investing Trends Based on CPI Report
Cal-Maine Foods ($CALM) will continue to benefit from higher egg prices ahead of Easter
Cal-Maine Foods ($CALM) will benefit from higher egg prices and shortage
Egg prices are here to stay for the first quarter of the year due to the death of 18% of egg-laying hens.
Egg prices are here to stay for the first quarter of the year due to the death of 18% of egg-laying hens.
Understanding the Seasonality of the Eggs Industry
$CALM will report higher revenue even if the conventional and specialty egg prices drop
$CALM will report higher revenue if the conventional and specialty egg prices drop (Including estimated revenue for 3rd quarter)
Egg prices continue to go up so it is the time to invest in $CALM
Time to invest in $CALM as eggs continue to go uo
Time to invest in $CALM as egg prices continue to go up?
Time to invest in $CALM as egg prices continue to go up
CALM short squeeze/value play/stock price double
Border Stays Tight(eled) | Long $CALM
$CALM.CN $RVLWF Revitalist's Kathryn Walker and Awakn’s Prof. David Nutt to Host Webinar on Ketamine-Assisted Therapy for Veterans’ Suffering With Addictions
$CALM.CN $RVLWF Revitalist and Wake Network Announce Joint Venture Partnership to Open Psychedelic Clinics and Retreats in the United States
$CALM.CN $RVLWF Revitalist CEO Awarded Professional Service Practitioner of the Year by Microdose
Top Ten Reddit Short Squeeze Mentions This Weekend: GME, AMC, MMAT, BBBY, BBIG, APRN, CALM, SEE, GEO - Cal-Maine Foods (NASDAQ:CALM), GEO Group (NYSE:GEO), Vinco Ventures (NASDAQ:BBIG), Sealed Air (NYSE:SEE), Blue Apron Hldgs (NYSE:APRN), AMC Entertainment (NYSE:AMC), Meta Materials (NASDAQ:MMAT), B
DD: Revitalist $CALM.CN RVLWF
Revitalist Releases Supplement Line to Enhance the Results of Psychedelic Medicines $CALM.CN RVLWF
Revitalist: $CALM.CN $RVLWF CEO put 2.3m this year! Undervalued penny play
DD: Revitalist $CALM.CN $RVLWF revenue producing small float stock
Weekly Stock Pick - Sept 26, 2022. - Cal-Maine Foods, Inc. (CALM)
$CEOS PsyKey Inc. Introduces Its Premium Functional Mushroom Infused Coffee Line to the $8 Billion Dollar Functional Mushroom Market, Through the Launch of Its New E-Commerce Website
1.2Billion in Assets, 2Billion Marketcap $CALM Will Moon in Anticipation of New Egg Laws
🥚Cage-Free Eggs 🥚 are Becoming Mandated by Law, and Cal-Maine Foods [CALM] Is Poised to Profit the Most. [Fundamentals][Technicals][Long]
🥚Cage-Free Eggs 🥚 are Becoming Mandated by Law, and Cal-Maine Foods [CALM] Is Poised to Profit the Most. [Fundamentals][Technicals][Long]
Opportunities in Options Around Earnings This Week
Major LOI Just Announced to Expedite Further Revenue Growth For This Psychedelic Focused Chain of US Medical Clinics - (CSE:CALM)
One of the Only Psychedelic Medicine Companies Generating Revenue with Positive EBIDTA Just Went Public - Revitalist
Deep Dive into a Revenue Positive Psychedelic Focused Company With Scalable Clinics Model in the US - Revitalist (CSE:CALM)
Prime Movers / Non Movers Stocks Around Earnings
ORTEX IS FIXED! YALL NEED TO CALM DOWN. As per Matt Kohrs who was in contact with ORTEX! It was a glitch!
Hedgies hated the arrival of AMC’s latest numbers they want to bust a scare tactic ...
My transition to inflation gains. Where the puck is going.
APES STAY CALM!!! WE GOT THIS!!!💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🌖🌖🌖🔵🔵 🥤🎬🍿#AMC100k
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON! Hodl AMC GME. WATCH APOLLO 13 🚀🚀🚀🌝🌝🌝💎💎💎🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
GME is +50% and AMC is +25% since Wednesday. So what...
KEEP CALM! Everything is gonna be fine, here’s some calming ape music to help all you apes de stress❤️
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building an index based on the plane scene, actually doing pretty well. need more suggestions. $UUUU $BNE $PVL $CIA $MASK $BIGG $CALM $DOC
Agreed and fair point. APOG has very little today thus far, but that's why I wait until EOD to make a move, let the market position (if they ever do) first and then play the better mover on the higher probability. If it's too illiquid, avoid. CALM hardly moves most of the time, but occasionally can be in play.
oh no gold is crashing as well EVERYBODY STAY CALM
Egg prices are such a scam. Whole Foods still keeping them jacked up. I bought some CALM in the store
CALM- I think it's oversold with a funky P/E. Could bounce. ALG- Same with calm. One of the better value, though cyclical in its sector. Mainly just like it having a good balance sheet
CALM - eggs eggs eggs! It ain't much but it's honest work.
Feb 20 CALM calls $100 only .80
CALM. I will avoid tech stocks for the next 6 months…
# [REMAIN CALM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro)
TMC, EA, CALM, NFLX idk
how come nobody is hyping up CALM calls?
Jesus dude. CALM DOWN
For now sold PUTs for CALM, as has to be tech volatility resistant. After mid month will take a look back at AMZN, might pick a little bit via PUTs with strike 220. Will see
Great day for CALM 🥚
Someone makes ban bet against my meta position PANIC They have 30 banbet losses CALM They have 3 wins PANIC
CALM has low P/E, 20% under ATHs and controls egg prices
In two days since my post about CALM commodity egg prices have increased from 1.17 to 1.33. [https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1oe5x2u/calm\_egg\_prices\_will\_rise\_again/](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1oe5x2u/calm_egg_prices_will_rise_again/)
It's not a bad company (nor is VITL, which is down nearly 30% off recent highs) but I think you can look at the bird flu that sent prices soaring in 2015. CALM wasn't impacted and did well, but eventually users seek alternatives* and new supply comes online ("the cure for high prices is high prices") and prices come down. It wasn't until 2022 where the stock hit prior 2015 highs. * - From 2015: "Amid shortages, some food manufacturers are turning to plant-based egg alternatives. Archer Daniels Midland says it has started to see an increase in customers wanting to discuss options, from meat additives to baked goods." (https://www.cnbc.com/2015/06/05/the-losers-and-winners-of-the-us-avian-flu-outbreak.html) 2017 and yes, probably bias given vegan site but does have a quote from CALM CEO: "CMF’s CEO Adolphus (“Dolph”) Baker attributed the dramatic decline to the growth of the egg alternatives industry, which includes vegan-friendly items such as flax, tofu, and prepared products that contain potato starch and tapioca. In 2015, the avian flu swept across chickens exploited in the egg industry, causing many egg suppliers to mass-slaughter birds. During that time, egg-free mayonnaise Just Mayo by Hampton Creek rose in popularity in the retail segment—becoming the only mayonnaise used in prepared sandwiches by chain convenience store 7-Eleven—and in the foodservice industry via Compass Group (a leading food supplier of school and office cafeterias nationwide). Baker says that while “supply” has now been restocked, demand for eggs never recovered." (https://vegnews.com/egg-company-reports-74m-loss-due-to-vegan-alternatives) Also from 2017: "Yet market demand has not returned to match the increasing supply. A surge in the popularity of egg alternatives — such as flax seed, silken tofu or a replacement made of potato and tapioca — are cutting into Cal-Maine’s demand. Baker says those vegan-friendly options exacerbate the oversupply, pushing prices down further."
Meanwhile you can buy an egg-company CALM for 3.5 times earnings.
CALM is a good yielding consumer staple. Who doesn't like 🥚 at 9.5%
$CALM calming dropping? No one like eggs anymore?
I’ve been buying into CALM to do just this. They are a us egg producer. Avg egg consumption in the USA is 1 egg per person, AI is not going to change that. Their operations are not reliant on AI, and are fairly decoupled from this bubble. Good financials, priced for value, and pay a nice dividend.
CAG woo hoo, i'm almost back to break even food earnings (CAG, UNFI) this week other than CALM on eggs did great this week
Oh god this is going to be a blood bath for you. Bro. I love money TOO MUCH to let you go through with this bro. Take deep breaths. Calm CALM! Step AWAY from the SQQQ, and CLOSER towards the fries. The fries go in the bag bro. Just focus on the fries man. Just focus on the fries...
Good vibes to see CALM at the top of my port when logging in. I have become an investor in eggs.
CALM Great specialization considering modern carnivore trends, momentum like tech stock, insanely good valuation, growth, and profitability metrics.
Trump will be completely fine. EVERYONE STAY CALM. STAY \*\*\*\*ING CALM!
It's Happening..EVERYBODY STAY \*\*\*\*ING CALM
Target is an absolutely beautiful play. Extremely undervalued on a P/E and FCF basis. Good dividend yield. Earnings in a week and they crushed it with clothing and home goods this summer. Back to school shopping should help as well. I haven’t let you guys down yet. $DG was a missile when called back in January. $CALM has played out nicely. Ethereum has done the same. These are all undervalued with decent yield (Ethereum only if staked). $TGT is in a sweet spot.
OKLO’s a fantastic company, but honestly their earnings call should just be Jacob DeWitte opening the session with a full minute of silence, then just saying “We’re fine, but y’all gotta CALM THE FUCK DOWN” before hanging up.
100% semiconductor tariffs headline --> PANIC continuing .. AMD, AAPL, TSMC, NVDA etc..exempt -->CALM
CALM yourself for some fat dividends on a growth stock $$
“Jerome ‘Soft Landing’ Powell has done it again!!! He is VERY RIGHT, and actually, VERY CALM, VERY SMART, & VERY APOLITICAL, in the job of Fed Chair. He has saved our Country TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS (by helping to avoid a recession after I, Donald J Trump, COMPLETELY BOTCHED our Pandemic Response in 2020), in addition to a run of the mill renovation of buildings with funding approved by Congress. Put another way, I, Donald J Trump, am a TOTAL LOSER, and our Country is going to pay higher prices because of my EGREGIOUSLY OVERSIZED EGO!!” (Fixed it for him…) What a petulant toddler of a man! Seriously, Powell has managed to help the US avoid a catastrophic economic crisis in the wake of Trump’s incompetent policy decisions ever since becoming Fed Chair in Trump’s first term. Now Trump is pissed because Powell refuses to recklessly lower interest rates because the Fed Chair wants to avoid massive inflation from Trump’s idiotic tariffs. And Powell recently called Trump out to his face for trying to ambush him with bullshit inflated numbers about the renovation project Powell is overseeing at the Fed. And this is Trump’s childish response to being made to look like an ignorant dumbass…
You know you never answered my question: why do YOU think that YOU are safe from everything that’s currently being done to immigrants? I think I probably know the answer but I’d love to hear you say it out loud. You were the one defending the Dems, that’s not what this original conversation is about. Have the Dems closed CECOT? Did the Dems stop Trump’s tax bill? Did the Dems get the National Guard off the streets of California after they were unlawfully deployed by the President? Did any consequences happen for the top level government officials who were involved in sharing classified information via unsecure communications networks? Will anyone face consequences or enact a plan about Salt Typhoon? Is anyone going to hold the Supreme Court accountable? The answer to all these questions and more is NO which means the Democrats are doing FUCKING. NOTHING. They’re waiting for a midterm which may not even fucking happen and even if it does, state laws like Texas’ current redistricting which is going to gerrymander the state so badly that no Democrat can win any ground. Other Republican states will follow Texas’ example. And Dems are going to do FUCKING NOTHING about the districting in Texas. So don’t tell me to CALM DOWN you fucking apologist bitch. I’m not going to calm down. And if you’re not mad as fucking hell then you’re a fascist apologist or apathetic or too white to know what’s good for you. Calm down as ICE deputizes prison guards to break car windows and drag Latino moms and dads into the street to punch them in the face. Calm down as police violate the peoples’ rights. Calm down as the checks and balances of constitution fold by the day. Calm down as my rights are being trampled by fascist boots. Fuck. Your. Calm. Down.
I saw CALM and thought the calm app IPOd. Rushed to go buy and it’s actually some egg distributor in Mississippi
Anyone see CALM today? Up 18%. I dumped VITL for this one last month and glad I did.
Anyone else have CALM calls for earnings?
I think $MATE is a ticker, maybe even $CALM. It would be sweet if we could have three tickers that read: $MATE $CALM $DOWN Well done ;) And just think, all the shit is just about 1/4 of all my positions. It’s true that I didn’t mention the picks that aren’t penny stocks anymore, or ones like $DPRO that left the penny stock world yesterday. I think you should look at a few and come back with questions. I can answer in depth info on all of them.
its not even 1% CALM DOWN BER
Everyone stay calm. EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM PLEASE STAY CALM SIR SIT BACK IN YOUR SEAT
The market went down substantially yesterday and is flat today. It’s not up. Also, everyone now understands that the tariffs are a negotiation tactic and TACO. Why are you losing your mind over this? Just reason through it and CALM DOWN
yo why she RAISING HER VOICE AT J POW CALM DOWN
CALM… Cal Maine Foods Inc. Largest egg producer in the United States. They pay dividends.Quarterly. And those dividends are variable… which means that when Cal-Maine Foods Inc does well… they shareholders get a portion of those profits too. If bird flu hits and wipes out half of the birds… that just means that egg prices will go even higher… It’s fuckery-proof. Eggs. People buy them, open the carton. Check each one. (View my post history.) It’s an investment with an inherent built-in leading indicator of at least one quarter… probably two. Most breeds of chickens don’t start laying until they are 4-6 months old. That’s two quarters. So all these people who got chickens from Tractor Supply… because they got tired of pay $6 a dozen…. Those birds aren’t going to be laying until late summer. The chicks that survived all the foxes and hawks and snakes, dogs (my own pet dogs killed more of my chickens than any predator I’ve ever encountered)… and raccoons.. raccoons are the fucking devil seriously… rip the heads off and just eat the crop contents… fucking bastards! 🤬 My coop now has an automatic door on a photocell followed by a timer. And it’s hooked up to a solar panel… which feeds a car battery in a plastic bin inside. Automation… and solar panels…. Free power and free eggs. 🍳 Seriously… CALM (Cal Maine Foods, Inc) The float is 44.10MM. 90% of which are publicly held. I’m going to post some screencaps of the Trading View info after coffee… I haven’t found a better, smarter, safer place for my money. And… like I said… they pay dividends. Quarterly. Variable. Now… coffee! ComputerShare is the Agent of Record.
Look at CALM which is probably the best comp as they are also an egg producer. Also great margins. I love viral farms eggs. Their eggs are noticeably more flavorful than standard eggs at the supermarket, in my opinion. I also like the idea that the chickens have a decent standard of living as opposed to be locked in a barn with minimal space. Chickens that roam free tend to not need to be pumped full of antibiotics as they have lower rates of disease. I generally try to eat animal products from healthy animals because I think it's better for both me and them. Their eggs are more expensive, but not much at my store. They go for about $8/dozen. My grocer is frequently sold out of viral farms eggs. I do live in a decent place, so more likely to have affluent buyers though. Their margins are largely due to the fact that most of their actual farming is contracted out. It's a long story, but [here's](https://open.spotify.com/episode/4FxhYunf5V6OSQfR4MSSu5?si=hG5nNP2GRAKuOs_GpeLjoA) a podcast that breaks down the business.
I'd split it in 5 and put 20K each in CALM, AMZN, O, COST, CMI. I might switch the equivalent amount in my other accounts to individual stocks and put all of this into SGOV with DRIP then do a steady withdrawal.
Disclaimer: Don’t own any stock $CALM (Cal-Maine Foods) looks insane right here. A PE of less than 5. A 7% dividend yield. And a stranglehold on the egg industry - actually benefitting from bird flu issues driving up prices because the price increase is outweighing the deaths to their geography-diversified chicken farms.
Bird flu vaccine cancelled. Calls on egg prices: [https://www.npr.org/2025/05/28/nx-s1-5414642/trump-vaccine-bird-flu-mrna](https://www.npr.org/2025/05/28/nx-s1-5414642/trump-vaccine-bird-flu-mrna) (I'm actually holding CALM, which did well during winter 2024-2025 bird flu outbreak.)
He won’t understand, try this: FUCKING CALM DOWN WEIRDO..WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US
I once read that there are only two or three things that you CAN’T hide inflation in the purchase price of… Milk… everyone knows what a gallon of milk costs. It may be watered down, the cows pumped full of hormones and antibiotics to boost production but a gallon of milk is a gallon of milk. Gas… same, but to a lesser extent. You can add ethanol, but only to a certain percentage allowed by law, you can “contaminate it” with cheaper things - as long as they don’t affect performance. But everyone knows what a gallon of gas costs. Egg… a dozen eggs is a dozen eggs. 12 is 12. You can get bigger, smaller, organic, free-range, white/brown/blue/green/even black. But EVERYONE in America… and most of the world… knows what a dozen eggs SHOULD cost and they know when they’re being ripped off. And then they’ll buy their eggs somewhere else. Or they’ll go without. Or they’ll get chickens… 😊 But… most breeds of chickens that are the most prolific egg layers take 4-6 months for their own egg assembly plants to “come online.” So there’s a built-in, manipulation-proof leading indicator… of at least one quarter… but more like 2. I truly think I’ve seen a better investment vehicle than Cal Maine Foods Inc. since… well… maybe ever. It’s currently being shorted, and has an artificial ceiling of $100.00 EVEN. Not $100.01. Not $99.99. $100.00. So, imo… anything less than $100.00 is a BARGAIN. I’ve given this same advice to my children, my nieces and nephew, my 80 year old father and almost everyone I know and love. Please… if anyone can find a flaw in my thinking LET ME KNOW. I welcome the criticism. I can’t find a downside here. Except maybe avian influenza or Marak’s disease … which … would make egg prices EVEN HIGHER before they eventually collapsed. Y’all enjoy the rest of your weekend and I’ll be watching ($CALM) at market open on Tuesday right there with ya. 😊
CALM also ended the day green. If you're finding trading too stressful, try CALM.
EVERYBODY CALM UR TITS, WE MIGHT STILL GO GREEN 
Right now the main things I'm long on are VXUS and CALM. The latter is an egg producer, nice dividend, could moon if RFK Jr. lets bird flu get out of control again.
Personally, I keep making the case for Cal-Maine Foods (CALM). Great ticker, legitimately solid valuation metrics, plus in volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!
CALM still green. In volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!
Alright everyone stay CALM. No seriously, egg stonk has very low beta, great investment.
CALM up over $100, a 3-month high. LFG.
Low-beta stocks like CALM. Maybe some foreign stocks but I don't buy individual foreign stocks, just VXUS.
Cal-Maine Foods, Inc. (CALM) Largest Egg Producer and Distributor in the United States.
Cal-Maine Foods, Inc. (CALM) Largest egg producer and distributor in the US.
CALM? bro it ran up 3% today 
Another good day for my VXUS / BNDX / CALM + puts on TSLA port.
Guys gals guys gals CALM Down! 2 more days to go
CALM is the ticker you want.
I feel like it's actually very appropriate for CALM to be the ticker of a low-volatility, apparently recession-proof stock.
WTF CALM is a blacklisted ticker, but not TBC.
CALM is the 1 US stock I'm feeling bullish on right now. Think I'm going to hold it unless it suddenly goes up 40% out of nowhere (which tbc seems unlikely, it's not very volatile).
CALM up another 1% since I posted that eggs are the new gold. Coincidence?
Closing out a position that has been down 30% for a week for a 7.5% gain feels like a 37.5% gain. Closed 05/16 CALM 95c, ratings got boosted yesterday and I took a little baby profit and have some liquidity to buy SPY calls when it dips 1% every morning.
CALM up over 2%, eggs are new IAU confirmed.
its gonna be high and retarded bulls will probably win but BE CALM my fellow BEARS!!!! we shall wait patiently to enjoy the bloodbath in may 9th
CALM green. In volatile market, only stable investment is 🥚!
Why is CALM down? Did something happen to egg prices?
CALM is completely flat on Robinhood overnight. Ticker is very appropriate.
Shoutout to whoever posted about CALM yesterday, I’m sorry I forgot your username, but someone shared a really good pick
Ironic given the ticker, but Cal-Maine Foods (CALM) is the largest egg-producer in the world and conditions for egg-laying chickens are almost always horrendous (including for "free range" chickens).
Even if you sold before the bell if you followed me into CALM (Cal-Maine Foods) for the big dividend you are up around 2% from the time I called it out here.
Y'all are acting like you are ignoring me, but my brokerage app says at least a few people saw my posts on CALM (Cal-Maine Foods) and are taking me up on the idea. Smart. I bought an assload of the largest distributor of eggs in America for their special dividend tomorrow.
it plays into CALM's longer term expectations, but doesn't impact the upcoming dividend and there's no pressure on share prices recently that I can see
If you don't just come here for talk of HIMS and NVDA and Wendy's consider CALM, the largest distributor of eggs in America. Expensive eggs made Cal-Maine Foods a lot of coin! Special dividend goes ex-div tomorrow at 14.5% annualized rate. Average dividend recovery timeline (price goes back to before dividend levels) of 4.5 days. The good plays on WSB are the ones that are not mass market retail ideas. I hang out here for that once in every 500 posts uncommon idea. Maybe you do too.
Cal-Maine Foods (CALM) is the largest distributor of eggs in America and distributes a special dividend from all the expensive eggs tomorrow. I bought a ton of it and this will be my last post about it because everyone thinks I'm a bot talking about some rando food company. But it's probably a better bet than most things you could go with since I'm getting 4% tomorrow no matter what, and the stock is doing just fine this year.
I'm up past my tits in CALM stock (Cal-Maine Foods) No matter what I get a 14.5% annualized div yield as of tomorrow I bet it follows it's history of recovering the dividend in the price in 5 days
I bought a shitload of CALM stock (Cal-Maine Foods) today While we could all use CALM in this market, we can especially use the 14.5% annual dividend that goes ex-div tomorrow. Solidly profitable company that's up this year. My bet is that it squares up the dividend in a few days. Boomer play but probably a win.
Yup. Total clown show over here. 5/7 VIX 70 Call 5/16 AAPL $110 Put 5/16 CALM $55 Put 5/16 JBHT $85 Put 5/16 RIVN $7 Put 5/16 TGT $70 Put 5/16 TSLA $145 Put 6/16 EXPD $95 Put 6/20 LUV $17.5 Put
Some good points but inflation just isn’t that hot anymore it’s around 2.5 and that’s with the insane gouging we’re seeing from food producers. Hmmm food inflation up but your profits also up 200% in one year, interesting? Looking at you CALM. I’d be more worried what the price of oil is saying about the economic slowdown.
Buy CALM Keep CALM Reinvest the dividends Carry on.
Wish I could CALM DOWN, but I am STUPID and WEAK
STAY CALM! We have a team of our TOP GUYS (Nutlick) looking into the correct 'bucket' for the 245% tariff.
I had some CALM stock, shit dumped the moment I bought it because they opened an investigation on price gouging eggs
calls on CALM, do it for the eggs
I can't help but think Trump tweeting/x'ing/truthing/whatevering "BE CALM ... BUY!!" is a desperate attempt to bail out some of his hedge fund / crypto bros. there is no logical reason why the futures should have gone up sharply early this morning. and no logical reason why anyone should be buying (in substantial quantities) right now. But when dear leader calls, the cult (or a fraction of the cult) will follow blindly. Trump knows its not actually a good time to buy. He's just trying to bail his boys out quickly
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE CALM WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT US 
KATO: URGING INVESTORS TO STAY CALM 
Calls on JPM and CALM
WHEN IN DOUBT ZOOM OUT. RELAX. STAY CALM. BREATH. If you're worried about short term result's try trading options and lose everything like a real get rich quick trader wanabe. Otherwise stay the course DCA baby.
CALM keeping calm... selling overpriced eggs to depressed americans. 
CALM DOWN SPY 