CALM

AlbertiApop2029

In 2011, I had a bet that inflation would make the price of eggs go up. CALM was guess how much back then? It only has a PE of 3.43? Good lawd!

Applepyes

Buying CALM in this culture climate and administration is so silly

Silver-Direction-938

Zero debt btw and a rock solid balance sheet with no fluff. That doesn't make CALM any less a commodity producer, just makes them endure.

_MOON_BUG_

Love this but am confused - do they have reserve egg inventory they can gouge people for? Sounds like they will potentially take a big loss on their production capacity this year. I may put like $5 in CALM just to be part of the fun.

alwayslookingout

A week or so someone asked what stock they should put in their entire basket of eggs in and I jokingly said CALM after googling the biggest publicly traded eggs company. I’d never thought someone would do something like this.

Impressive_Moose_127

Screw tech, ill follow the egg guy and all in CALM after this shitshow

citiclosethrowaway

glad I've built a big position in CALM!

birdflustocks

Avian influenza season is a horrible new phenomenon, so there is not much historical data and there is ongoing adaptation of both farms and the virus. My point was that the season started one month earlier than expected or compared to the year before. Egg producers can anticipate avian influenza, but only respond with a significant delay. Unfortunately for my thesis the affected flocks at this time were almost entirely turkey flocks and I sold with a small loss after the commodity egg price started to collapse. Commodity egg prices have remained low for the last few months and at this point we should be close to the end of avian influenza season based on last years data. Avian influenza constantly evolves and maybe this season will continue much longer. That seems to be the only profitable scenario and it would have to be fairly extreme to compensate for months of low commodity egg prices. I consider it more likely that CALM will benefit from the focus on higher margin egg products and from food price inflation due to the Iran conflict.

LittlePiggyAtMarket

DD: Egg demand is famously inelastic, Americans keep eating an average of \~1 egg per day across a year, almost no matter what. Price is therefore primarily driven by supply. Eggs are very consistent creatures - we get about an egg per hen per day. So price is just a reflection of how many egg-laying chickens we have, and we need about a chicken per person. When that ratio changes, we bid up the price of eggs quite high before people don't want to buy them anymore. When the price goes up, Cal-Maine goes up. As the largest egg producer in the USA, $CALM is tightly correlated to the wholesale egg price. Last year, egg prices skyrocketed to above $8.5/dozen wholesale after the rapid loss of about 30million egg laying hens to the Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza (HPAI; avian flu). While so many other companies lost their flocks, Cal-maine remained HPAI-free and started the year with over a billion in straight up cash. After last year, the egg people raised production for this year, hoping to do what cal-maine did. In response, egg prices dropped to historic lows ($0.36/dozen wholesale), with the oversupply. $CALM dropped of course, and hit it's price floor of P/TBV at \~$73. I think there will be a massive HPAI storm and I think $CALM will be perfectly positioned for that. 1) The storm. HPAI is spread by nature's drone attacks - it stays active amongst wild bird populations and falls from the sky on chicken littles as \~3.5 billion birds migrate over commercial facilities and across the country in the spring. HPAI was low early on this year because colder weather kept waterways frozen and migration halted. We are seeing the same amount of migration compressed now into a shorter window starting the last week. This window overlaps with the highest period of demand for eggs - easter. I have been using [Cornell's Bird-cast](https://birdcast.org/migration-tools/migration-forecast-maps/) and [Ducks Unlimited migration map](https://www.ducks.org/migrationmap) to monitor the migration patterns. Both sources agree that migration has begun and we are not yet at full force. Meanwhile, according to the [USDA APHIS page](https://www.aphis.usda.gov/livestock-poultry-disease/avian/avian-influenza/hpai-detections/commercial-backyard-flocks), in just the last 30 days, almost 14 million birds have been culled already for HPAI infections. In terms of table egg layers and pullets that become layers, across the last 2-3 weeks, we have been losing about 3-4 million chickens in the egg supply chain per week. The top 3 - Indiana, Iowa, Ohio - are beginning their migration season and already seeing accelerating numbers of small backyard operations and smaller commercial operations get hit (mostly turkeys and ducks which are more susceptible and often hit first). The fourth most productive egg state, Pennsylvania is already getting wiped out, having lost 7.4 million egg laying birds this year already. 2. $CALM Cal-maine survived last year when HPAI was at its worst and has already survived the hardest part of this year - their operations are mostly in the south, where migratory birds have been spending the long winter. Their biosecurity protocols are working and the viral load is shifting north, which means they are likely to capitalize on any supply shock that happens this year. They are sitting on an absurd amount of cash. They started the year with 1/4 of their whole market cap in cash. They have authorized share buybacks with $375million remaining for buybacks. No egg company can survive forever when eggs are as cheap as they were this year, but Cal-maine will outsurvive them all and then buy them all. Like they did with Creighton Brothers and Crystal Lake recently. 3. This is a potential safe haven in a world where there are few of those. alternative places to park cash are risky right now with government debt spiraling, and many of the other commodities having already run up or for industrial materials, subject to fall in global recession. Eggs don't rely on global trade, have inelastic demand, and a nearterm catalyst that may drive substantial returns. 3. My targets: We won't realistically drop below 73. The massive profits of last year raise all the stock prices we should see given the same scenario as last year because of the cash pile factoring into their valuation. If HPAI spread continues at this rate, I think we see 115. If it accelerates, I could see it hitting 130. If no new cases, it probably trades sideways.

ApexInfenergy

Dips in $APLD. $CALM $CELH $SNAP $GOOGL is a forever hodl for me.

No_Employ__

CALM - eggs are good, simple as

MojoDohDoh

wtf why is CALM on wsb? I picked this one up (shares) a few weeks back when it was in the mid-low 70s

Metacog_Drivel

>MEXICO “IS AT PEACE, IS CALM,” PRESIDENT SHEINBAUM SAYS we did it, chat

Canadian_Border_Czar

There needs to be a truly undeniable incentive for graduating high school, and significantly improved standards for testing.  Like graduate and you get universal healthcare, or universal basic income.  And make it possible for anyone whos over 18 to still go back and graduate. Include CALM courses, fitness, social studies for sure. 

Mordanorm

CALM literally put all your eggs in this basket baby. You’re welcome.

alwayslookingout

Eggs? Have to be Cal Maine Foods (CALM). Biggest public egg supplier in the U.S.

cantTankThisFox

Fake dip everyone CALM DOWN

DerivativeOfPie

CALM. It doesn't matter what the price is, people buy eggs. Trump imported tons of eggs from South Korea to intentionally crash the egg market price and CALM is still profitable.

Aromatic-Ad-6244

Calm down?! CALM DOWN?! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M NOT CALM?! YOU CALM DOWN! FUCKK

BoratOhtani

Copper Copper Miners Food stocks like Tyson, Hornell, CALM Grocery stores like - Walmart, dollar tree, Costco Japan defense stocks - Subaru, Mitsubishi, Kawasaki, Dragon Ball Z These will be the winners this year

SorryExtent925

I would Sell ONE put option for RIVN with strike $14 or $13.5, just one contract. Buy little bit of AMZN around 4-8 stocks, couple of shares of SCHD like around 1k, 1-2k into CALM at price $80 if possible rest in VOO

Fair-Friend1800

it happens, lost 38 k after the tech wreck. Then had blackrock @ 9, FB @ 38, MON, RTN @ 50 ish, CALM @ 4 GLW @ 4, 08 mortgage crisis. think they shook the fleas of , Instead of Google @ 95, went short the S&P. If you are not an insider, you're an outsider

NiceJobSon

Goodnessgraciousness silver CALM DOWN

MarthaJulietta

Detractions I’ve heard about VITL mainly involve egg prices but I am finding it curious that over the last 3 weeks while prices have turned back up CALM is up 15% while VITL is down 15%. Can’t have the cake and eat it too.

No_Assistance5652

Cal Maine foods CALM will rip 20% in the next 2 months.

Gardenrosethorn

what is moving in large quantities is CALM for some reason. and there have been several more intc order in the 150k range. But CALM is moving in 2-4 million dollar orders 🧐

jeffynihao

*BESSENT IN CONTACT WITH JAPAN COUNTERPARTS TO CALM MARKETS Honestly Japan should do a power move and sell all their US debt

ThatOneRedditBro

I made a ton off CALM when it pumped

hankster221

building an index based on the plane scene, actually doing pretty well. need more suggestions. $UUUU $BNE $PVL $CIA $MASK $BIGG $CALM $DOC

Beneficial-Swim843

Agreed and fair point. APOG has very little today thus far, but that's why I wait until EOD to make a move, let the market position (if they ever do) first and then play the better mover on the higher probability. If it's too illiquid, avoid. CALM hardly moves most of the time, but occasionally can be in play.

Reply_Stunning

oh no gold is crashing as well EVERYBODY STAY CALM

leomeng

Egg prices are such a scam. Whole Foods still keeping them jacked up. I bought some CALM in the store

Krumbal

CALM- I think it's oversold with a funky P/E. Could bounce. ALG- Same with calm. One of the better value, though cyclical in its sector. Mainly just like it having a good balance sheet

TIL60

CALM - eggs eggs eggs! It ain't much but it's honest work.

Liam_Daly

CALM

Difficult-Level7038

Feb 20 CALM calls $100 only .80

SorryExtent925

CALM. I will avoid tech stocks for the next 6 months…

ProjectMagnet

# [REMAIN CALM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro)

Superandrewable_

TMC, EA, CALM, NFLX idk

Admirable_Rip_6390

CALM

Gardenrosethorn

how come nobody is hyping up CALM calls?

Impressive_Trick_573

Jesus dude. CALM DOWN

SorryExtent925

For now sold PUTs for CALM, as has to be tech volatility resistant. After mid month will take a look back at AMZN, might pick a little bit via PUTs with strike 220. Will see

ArtisticCommunicator

Great day for CALM 🥚

Bob_the_peasant

Someone makes ban bet against my meta position PANIC They have 30 banbet losses CALM They have 3 wins PANIC

Horaenaut

CALM has low P/E, 20% under ATHs and controls egg prices

birdflustocks

In two days since my post about CALM commodity egg prices have increased from 1.17 to 1.33. [https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1oe5x2u/calm\_egg\_prices\_will\_rise\_again/](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1oe5x2u/calm_egg_prices_will_rise_again/)

dvdmovie1

It's not a bad company (nor is VITL, which is down nearly 30% off recent highs) but I think you can look at the bird flu that sent prices soaring in 2015. CALM wasn't impacted and did well, but eventually users seek alternatives* and new supply comes online ("the cure for high prices is high prices") and prices come down. It wasn't until 2022 where the stock hit prior 2015 highs. * - From 2015: "Amid shortages, some food manufacturers are turning to plant-based egg alternatives. Archer Daniels Midland says it has started to see an increase in customers wanting to discuss options, from meat additives to baked goods." (https://www.cnbc.com/2015/06/05/the-losers-and-winners-of-the-us-avian-flu-outbreak.html) 2017 and yes, probably bias given vegan site but does have a quote from CALM CEO: "CMF’s CEO Adolphus (“Dolph”) Baker attributed the dramatic decline to the growth of the egg alternatives industry, which includes vegan-friendly items such as flax, tofu, and prepared products that contain potato starch and tapioca. In 2015, the avian flu swept across chickens exploited in the egg industry, causing many egg suppliers to mass-slaughter birds. During that time, egg-free mayonnaise Just Mayo by Hampton Creek rose in popularity in the retail segment—becoming the only mayonnaise used in prepared sandwiches by chain convenience store 7-Eleven—and in the foodservice industry via Compass Group (a leading food supplier of school and office cafeterias nationwide). Baker says that while “supply” has now been restocked, demand for eggs never recovered." (https://vegnews.com/egg-company-reports-74m-loss-due-to-vegan-alternatives) Also from 2017: "Yet market demand has not returned to match the increasing supply. A surge in the popularity of egg alternatives — such as flax seed, silken tofu or a replacement made of potato and tapioca — are cutting into Cal-Maine’s demand. Baker says those vegan-friendly options exacerbate the oversupply, pushing prices down further."

fitnessfinance88

Meanwhile you can buy an egg-company CALM for 3.5 times earnings.

ArtisticCommunicator

CALM is a good yielding consumer staple. Who doesn't like 🥚 at 9.5%

Mysterious_Spray_361

$CALM calming dropping? No one like eggs anymore?

citiclosethrowaway

I’ve been buying into CALM to do just this. They are a us egg producer. Avg egg consumption in the USA is 1 egg per person, AI is not going to change that. Their operations are not reliant on AI, and are fairly decoupled from this bubble. Good financials, priced for value, and pay a nice dividend.

Wayne_Kurr_1

CAG woo hoo, i'm almost back to break even food earnings (CAG, UNFI) this week other than CALM on eggs did great this week

_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Oh god this is going to be a blood bath for you. Bro. I love money TOO MUCH to let you go through with this bro. Take deep breaths. Calm CALM! Step AWAY from the SQQQ, and CLOSER towards the fries. The fries go in the bag bro. Just focus on the fries man. Just focus on the fries...

ArtisticCommunicator

Good vibes to see CALM at the top of my port when logging in. I have become an investor in eggs.

Hungry-Square4478

CALM Great specialization considering modern carnivore trends, momentum like tech stock, insanely good valuation, growth, and profitability metrics.

tiger1191

Trump will be completely fine. EVERYONE STAY CALM. STAY \*\*\*\*ING CALM!

tiger1191

It's Happening..EVERYBODY STAY \*\*\*\*ING CALM

jimnantzandphilsimms

Target is an absolutely beautiful play. Extremely undervalued on a P/E and FCF basis. Good dividend yield. Earnings in a week and they crushed it with clothing and home goods this summer. Back to school shopping should help as well. I haven’t let you guys down yet. $DG was a missile when called back in January. $CALM has played out nicely. Ethereum has done the same. These are all undervalued with decent yield (Ethereum only if staked). $TGT is in a sweet spot.

ViciousSemicircle

OKLO’s a fantastic company, but honestly their earnings call should just be Jacob DeWitte opening the session with a full minute of silence, then just saying “We’re fine, but y’all gotta CALM THE FUCK DOWN” before hanging up.

Kitty_Katzchen

100% semiconductor tariffs headline --> PANIC continuing .. AMD, AAPL, TSMC, NVDA etc..exempt -->CALM

shwubbub

CALM yourself for some fat dividends on a growth stock $$

auldnate

“Jerome ‘Soft Landing’ Powell has done it again!!! He is VERY RIGHT, and actually, VERY CALM, VERY SMART, & VERY APOLITICAL, in the job of Fed Chair. He has saved our Country TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS (by helping to avoid a recession after I, Donald J Trump, COMPLETELY BOTCHED our Pandemic Response in 2020), in addition to a run of the mill renovation of buildings with funding approved by Congress. Put another way, I, Donald J Trump, am a TOTAL LOSER, and our Country is going to pay higher prices because of my EGREGIOUSLY OVERSIZED EGO!!” (Fixed it for him…) What a petulant toddler of a man! Seriously, Powell has managed to help the US avoid a catastrophic economic crisis in the wake of Trump’s incompetent policy decisions ever since becoming Fed Chair in Trump’s first term. Now Trump is pissed because Powell refuses to recklessly lower interest rates because the Fed Chair wants to avoid massive inflation from Trump’s idiotic tariffs. And Powell recently called Trump out to his face for trying to ambush him with bullshit inflated numbers about the renovation project Powell is overseeing at the Fed. And this is Trump’s childish response to being made to look like an ignorant dumbass…

Commercial_Ad_9171

You know you never answered my question: why do YOU think that YOU are safe from everything that’s currently being done to immigrants? I think I probably know the answer but I’d love to hear you say it out loud.  You were the one defending the Dems, that’s not what this original conversation is about. Have the Dems closed CECOT? Did the Dems stop Trump’s tax bill? Did the Dems get the National Guard off the streets of California after they were unlawfully deployed by the President? Did any consequences happen for the top level government officials who were involved in sharing classified information via unsecure communications networks? Will anyone face consequences or enact a plan about Salt Typhoon? Is anyone going to hold the Supreme Court accountable?  The answer to all these questions and more is NO which means the Democrats are doing FUCKING. NOTHING. They’re waiting for a midterm which may not even fucking happen and even if it does, state laws like Texas’ current redistricting which is going to gerrymander the state so badly that no Democrat can win any ground. Other Republican states will follow Texas’ example. And Dems are going to do FUCKING NOTHING about the districting in Texas.  So don’t tell me to CALM DOWN you fucking apologist bitch. I’m not going to calm down. And if you’re not mad as fucking hell then you’re a fascist apologist or apathetic or too white to know what’s good for you.  Calm down as ICE deputizes prison guards to break car windows and drag Latino moms and dads into the street to punch them in the face. Calm down as police violate the peoples’ rights. Calm down as the checks and balances of constitution fold by the day. Calm down as my rights are being trampled by fascist boots.  Fuck. Your. Calm. Down.

KimJongTrill44

I saw CALM and thought the calm app IPOd. Rushed to go buy and it’s actually some egg distributor in Mississippi

CAFN8TD

Anyone see CALM today? Up 18%. I dumped VITL for this one last month and glad I did.

burneraccount1819

Anyone else have CALM calls for earnings?

Gloomy_MTTime420

I think $MATE is a ticker, maybe even $CALM. It would be sweet if we could have three tickers that read: $MATE $CALM $DOWN Well done ;) And just think, all the shit is just about 1/4 of all my positions. It’s true that I didn’t mention the picks that aren’t penny stocks anymore, or ones like $DPRO that left the penny stock world yesterday. I think you should look at a few and come back with questions. I can answer in depth info on all of them.

Murky_Stage3380

its not even 1% CALM DOWN BER

MapleSurrup

Everyone stay calm. EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM PLEASE STAY CALM SIR SIT BACK IN YOUR SEAT

rickster555

The market went down substantially yesterday and is flat today. It’s not up. Also, everyone now understands that the tariffs are a negotiation tactic and TACO. Why are you losing your mind over this? Just reason through it and CALM DOWN

broncocannon

yo why she RAISING HER VOICE AT J POW CALM DOWN

UnusualHoneydew1625

CALM… Cal Maine Foods Inc. Largest egg producer in the United States. They pay dividends.Quarterly. And those dividends are variable… which means that when Cal-Maine Foods Inc does well… they shareholders get a portion of those profits too. If bird flu hits and wipes out half of the birds… that just means that egg prices will go even higher… It’s fuckery-proof. Eggs. People buy them, open the carton. Check each one. (View my post history.) It’s an investment with an inherent built-in leading indicator of at least one quarter… probably two. Most breeds of chickens don’t start laying until they are 4-6 months old. That’s two quarters. So all these people who got chickens from Tractor Supply… because they got tired of pay $6 a dozen…. Those birds aren’t going to be laying until late summer. The chicks that survived all the foxes and hawks and snakes, dogs (my own pet dogs killed more of my chickens than any predator I’ve ever encountered)… and raccoons.. raccoons are the fucking devil seriously… rip the heads off and just eat the crop contents… fucking bastards! 🤬 My coop now has an automatic door on a photocell followed by a timer. And it’s hooked up to a solar panel… which feeds a car battery in a plastic bin inside. Automation… and solar panels…. Free power and free eggs. 🍳 Seriously… CALM (Cal Maine Foods, Inc) The float is 44.10MM. 90% of which are publicly held. I’m going to post some screencaps of the Trading View info after coffee… I haven’t found a better, smarter, safer place for my money. And… like I said… they pay dividends. Quarterly. Variable. Now… coffee! ComputerShare is the Agent of Record.

creemeeseason

Look at CALM which is probably the best comp as they are also an egg producer. Also great margins. I love viral farms eggs. Their eggs are noticeably more flavorful than standard eggs at the supermarket, in my opinion. I also like the idea that the chickens have a decent standard of living as opposed to be locked in a barn with minimal space. Chickens that roam free tend to not need to be pumped full of antibiotics as they have lower rates of disease. I generally try to eat animal products from healthy animals because I think it's better for both me and them. Their eggs are more expensive, but not much at my store. They go for about $8/dozen. My grocer is frequently sold out of viral farms eggs. I do live in a decent place, so more likely to have affluent buyers though. Their margins are largely due to the fact that most of their actual farming is contracted out. It's a long story, but [here's](https://open.spotify.com/episode/4FxhYunf5V6OSQfR4MSSu5?si=hG5nNP2GRAKuOs_GpeLjoA) a podcast that breaks down the business.

valazendez

I'd split it in 5 and put 20K each in CALM, AMZN, O, COST, CMI. I might switch the equivalent amount in my other accounts to individual stocks and put all of this into SGOV with DRIP then do a steady withdrawal.

jimnantzandphilsimms

Disclaimer: Don’t own any stock $CALM (Cal-Maine Foods) looks insane right here.  A PE of less than 5.  A 7% dividend yield. And a stranglehold on the egg industry - actually benefitting from bird flu issues driving up prices because the price increase is outweighing the deaths to their geography-diversified chicken farms.

TopherBrennan

Bird flu vaccine cancelled. Calls on egg prices: [https://www.npr.org/2025/05/28/nx-s1-5414642/trump-vaccine-bird-flu-mrna](https://www.npr.org/2025/05/28/nx-s1-5414642/trump-vaccine-bird-flu-mrna) (I'm actually holding CALM, which did well during winter 2024-2025 bird flu outbreak.)

fundaii

He won’t understand, try this: FUCKING CALM DOWN WEIRDO..WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US

UnusualHoneydew1625

I once read that there are only two or three things that you CAN’T hide inflation in the purchase price of… Milk… everyone knows what a gallon of milk costs. It may be watered down, the cows pumped full of hormones and antibiotics to boost production but a gallon of milk is a gallon of milk. Gas… same, but to a lesser extent. You can add ethanol, but only to a certain percentage allowed by law, you can “contaminate it” with cheaper things - as long as they don’t affect performance. But everyone knows what a gallon of gas costs. Egg… a dozen eggs is a dozen eggs. 12 is 12. You can get bigger, smaller, organic, free-range, white/brown/blue/green/even black. But EVERYONE in America… and most of the world… knows what a dozen eggs SHOULD cost and they know when they’re being ripped off. And then they’ll buy their eggs somewhere else. Or they’ll go without. Or they’ll get chickens… 😊 But… most breeds of chickens that are the most prolific egg layers take 4-6 months for their own egg assembly plants to “come online.” So there’s a built-in, manipulation-proof leading indicator… of at least one quarter… but more like 2. I truly think I’ve seen a better investment vehicle than Cal Maine Foods Inc. since… well… maybe ever. It’s currently being shorted, and has an artificial ceiling of $100.00 EVEN. Not $100.01. Not $99.99. $100.00. So, imo… anything less than $100.00 is a BARGAIN. I’ve given this same advice to my children, my nieces and nephew, my 80 year old father and almost everyone I know and love. Please… if anyone can find a flaw in my thinking LET ME KNOW. I welcome the criticism. I can’t find a downside here. Except maybe avian influenza or Marak’s disease … which … would make egg prices EVEN HIGHER before they eventually collapsed. Y’all enjoy the rest of your weekend and I’ll be watching ($CALM) at market open on Tuesday right there with ya. 😊

TopherBrennan

CALM also ended the day green. If you're finding trading too stressful, try CALM.

The_Bad_Shepherd

EVERYBODY CALM UR TITS, WE MIGHT STILL GO GREEN 

TopherBrennan

Right now the main things I'm long on are VXUS and CALM. The latter is an egg producer, nice dividend, could moon if RFK Jr. lets bird flu get out of control again.

TopherBrennan

Personally, I keep making the case for Cal-Maine Foods (CALM). Great ticker, legitimately solid valuation metrics, plus in volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!

TopherBrennan

CALM still green. In volatile market, only stable investment is EGGS!

TopherBrennan

Alright everyone stay CALM. No seriously, egg stonk has very low beta, great investment.

TopherBrennan

CALM up over $100, a 3-month high. LFG.

TopherBrennan

Low-beta stocks like CALM. Maybe some foreign stocks but I don't buy individual foreign stocks, just VXUS.

UnusualHoneydew1625

Cal-Maine Foods, Inc. (CALM) Largest Egg Producer and Distributor in the United States.

BoomersAreHoarders

Cal-Maine Foods, Inc. (CALM) Largest egg producer and distributor in the US.

Impossible-Ear-2830

CALM? bro it ran up 3% today 

TopherBrennan

Another good day for my VXUS / BNDX / CALM + puts on TSLA port.

aiaigo

Guys gals guys gals CALM Down! 2 more days to go

TopherBrennan

CALM is the ticker you want.

TopherBrennan

I feel like it's actually very appropriate for CALM to be the ticker of a low-volatility, apparently recession-proof stock.

TopherBrennan

WTF CALM is a blacklisted ticker, but not TBC.

TopherBrennan

CALM is the 1 US stock I'm feeling bullish on right now. Think I'm going to hold it unless it suddenly goes up 40% out of nowhere (which tbc seems unlikely, it's not very volatile).

TopherBrennan

CALM up another 1% since I posted that eggs are the new gold. Coincidence?

SonOfLuigi

Closing out a position that has been down 30% for a week for a 7.5% gain feels like a 37.5% gain.  Closed 05/16 CALM 95c, ratings got boosted yesterday and I took a little baby profit and have some liquidity to buy SPY calls when it dips 1% every morning. 

TopherBrennan

CALM up over 2%, eggs are new IAU confirmed.

Ok-Act1916

its gonna be high and retarded bulls will probably win but BE CALM my fellow BEARS!!!! we shall wait patiently to enjoy the bloodbath in may 9th